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In this the very first post of this thread there are/were a bunch of "rules" suggested to get the whole thing going. Some of those rules still apply but because of the overwhelming amount of talented parody writers smarter than me that quickly came on board with their own ideas of improvement etc there has also been some changes. You're welcome to join in too, it's a free for all thing, but I strongly suggest that if you haven't been following so far you should first read pages 1-11 (that's where we are now when this "disclaimer" is written) to get your own idea of how this works now and how it came to that.
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This is the historical weekend when The Beatles becomes the first group/artist/band that has been parodied 1000 times here on AmIright. To celebrate that – and to give you an alternative to the ever growing amount of best-parody-about-(insert-specific-theme-here)-competitions – I’m starting a relay thread (I do not want to use the word competition though a bit of competitiveness will certainly be encouraged, he-he).

The subject of the whole darn thing is to find and drag out into the sun those few and rare three syllable words that has not yet had their own parody to the tune of “Yesterday” and give them their 15 seconds of fame/shame and at least a single verse. (Those you’ll find to be worthy of more than that should of course be posted on AmIright in the usual way.

Here’s how it works:

1. A three syllable word is given as a challenge.
2. The challenge is to use that word as the first and also the last word in a verse that goes with the verses of “Yesterday”.
3. The first writer to sign up for the challenge has 12 hours to complete the task (that’s to prevent the ball from staying in the same continental ballpark all the time).
4. Once completed the verse is posted in this thread and the writer must also state what the next three syllable word challenge should be.
5. If the writer who signed up does not complete the task within 12 hours it’s free for anyone else to sign up.
6. It is not allowed to sign up after yourself and write two in a row (I’ll make an exception for myself and verses 1 and 2, but only to get this idea of the ground).
7. Once we reach 1000 verses it will be posted as the mother of all parodies in the regular AmIright forum.
8. You don’t have to write a separate chorus, but you’re allowed to if you want to, If this thread should actually happen to reach 1000 verses I’m planning to use the chorus I’m using to verse 1 and 2 here below, or the alternative that amuses me the most. (I’m aware that a normal parody to this song does not have a chorus until after the second verse so don’t bother to point that out, we’ll just call that artistic license).

Everybody got that? Alright then, as a sign of tribute to the most successful group ever we’re starting off with the word “Yesterday”:

1
Yesterday
Dodging bullets seemed so far away
Now I´m moving up to seventh grade
My childhood’s buried yesterday

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

2
Pakistan…

1
Yesterday
Dodging bullets seemed so far away
Now I´m moving up to seventh grade
My childhood’s buried yesterday

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

2
Pakistan…


Yeah right, as if I couldn’t do better than that in 12 minutes! I’m signing up for this one.

And it only took about... well, 12 minutes of copying and paste after having messed it up the firs time.  :D

2
Pakistan
Many miles away from theeran
P has nukes and T the fatwa ban
So we all chum with Pakistan

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

3
Syzygy…

(Footnote: Syzygy is an astronomical term. It means a condition in which three astral bodies are in alignment. Astral bodies can of course also be defined as Heavenly Bodies if you want to take verse 3 in the double entendre direction).

Okay, here's my take on "Pakistan", even though Peter posted first...

Pakistan
Uzbek, Afghan and Tajikistan
Kyrgyz, Kazakh and Turkmenistan
Six neighb'ring lands
Near Pakistan


Why...they...wear tur-bans on their heads, oh, could it be...
They've...got...head-aches from M-S-G...in..."Syzygy" ...


Syzygy
Astronomical Delight Of Three
Served with Lo Mein Happy Family
Egg Rolls are free
With Syzygy


Spyglass...shows me Moon and stars are aligned for us!
ARRHH now...come, me hearties, an' load yer..."Blunderbuss"!


4. 
Blunderbuss

(The Blunderbuss was one of the most deadly weapons ever made.  Able to fire just about anything that would fit in it's barrel, pirates would use them to spray nails, shards of glass and sometimes small rocks as they boarded a ship. These muskets were usually small and cleared the decks in a hurry.)

Okay, here's my take on "Pakistan", even though Peter posted first...

Pakistan
Uzbek, Afghan and Tajikistan
Kyrgyz, Kazakh and Turkmenistan
Six neighb'ring lands
Near Pakistan



Well, I stated in the first post that I was gonna do both verse 1 and 2 to get things rolling and that the sign up should be for verse 3, but I can´t really be disappointed with anyone who´s so fast he almost posted before I managed to post the alreday pre-written demonstrative post 2 and 3, and hence helped out to get this thing going.

Also, I get to learn not only the new word but also Kyrgyz.

So (unless someone is posting while I´m writing this) the next word to sign up for is "Blunderbuss". I´m tempted to do it myself but the more the merrier...

Blunderbuss filled with rubble arrr ye be robust,
Har! these blokes they all be turnt ta dust,
What brings aggrieve be blunderbuss.

Thar's been many foe, sent below,
On that be trust.
Be they dead and gone,
When 'tis drawn me blunderbuss

5

Tooth-Decay

Blunderbuss filled with rubble arrr ye be robust,
Har! these blokes they all be turnt ta dust,
What brings aggrieve be blunderbuss.

Thar's been many foe, sent below,
On that be trust.
Be they dead and gone,
When 'tis drawn me blunderbuss

5

Tooth Decay


Don´t post to this until I have written a clearification. I'll try to be fast.

Don't push that little snowball down the hill if you don't want a big splat....


Tooth decay
Never brush and they will go away
Then the dentist has to earn her pay
So don’t invite that tooth decay

Why did I not floss? It’s my loss
I cannot say
Guess I lived too long, I was wrong
Now there’s decay…


Basketball

Though I'm overwhelmed with the the quick response here I feel obliged to make three clarifications.

Or rather open these things for debate if that´s preferred.  ;)

One: My thought with the signing up part was to prevent us from all working on the same word, hence making it easier to convert the whole thing into a full parody later on. a) I don't wanna have to pick one persons version of a word over anothers if that happens and b) Only one can be first, hence the one who first claime the right gets his 12 hours.

Two: Chorus part rewritings are (as I ment it) still to be tie-ins betweens the verses. Not prolongings to the present verse.

Three: I wanted it to be three syllable words, not three syllabe phrases. It´s not a biggie but a) I wanted to hold that way open for a future thread and b) I want to see real and preferably odd words all the way through, not end up with "Spaff's the man" or other kinds of injoke flattery.

But we can take this anyway you want. Opinions?

Don't push that little snowball down the hill if you don't want a big splat....



LOL! I never imagined totally losing controll over this THIS FAST.

  //  The splattered K1chyd  ;D ;D ;D

Three: I wanted it to be three syllable words, not three syllabe phrases. It´s not a biggie but a) I wanted to hold that way open for a future thread and b) I want to see real and preferably odd words all the way through, not end up with "Spaff's the man" or other kinds of injoke flattery.

But we can take this anyway you want. Opinions?


I edited my entry and put a dash in Tooth-Decay making it sort of one word.  Will that do?   ;D

I edited my "Pakistan" and "Syzygy" entry to include a transitional chorus that links "Pakistan" to "Syzygy".

And I added a transitional chorus that links "Syzygy" to "Blunderbuss".

How about the following?

A) We skip the choruses totally because if you can come up with a good tie-in chorus to your verse that fast you should seriously consider writing a full parody of the song instead of posting to this thread. Besides there’s no AmIright rule saying we can´t post a long parody based on just the verse of a song, especially not one so well known as “Yesterday”. (And besides that besides all that has to be done is to post a link to this thread in the intro to the final 1000 verses parody).

Johnny, your efforts to add/transform your choruses are appreciated, but I hope you’ll agree with me that we probably get more people to jump in on this thread this way.

B) No signing up, the first posters version goes on “the family tree”. If later versions should happen to be funnier, see the point made about full parodies in point A above.

C) Using hyphens, like in tooth-decay, is OK.

And D) Johnny gets to keep his Pakistani version on “the family tree”, but not the "Johnny D" effort, though I’m the first to admit that it made me LOL! :-)

That would make these five verses "the family tree" and “baseball” the next word to claim.

1
Yesterday
Dodging bullets seemed so far away
Now I´m moving up to seventh grade
My childhood’s buried yesterday

2
Pakistan
Uzbek, Afghan and Tajikistan
Kyrgyz, Kazakh and Turkmenistan
Six neighb'ring lands, near Pakistan

3
Syzygy
Astronomical Delight Of Three
Served with Lo Mein Happy Family
Egg Rolls are free, with Syzygy

4
Blunderbuss
Filled with rubble arrr ye be robust
Har! these blokes they all be turnt ta dust
What brings aggrieve be blunderbuss

5.
Tooth-decay
Never brush and they will go away
Then the dentist has to earn her pay
So don’t invite that tooth decay

6.
Basketball…

Okay, here's my take on "Pakistan", even though Peter posted first...

Pakistan
Uzbek, Afghan and Tajikistan
Kyrgyz, Kazakh and Turkmenistan
Six neighb'ring lands
Near Pakistan


Why...they...wear tur-bans on their heads, oh, could it be...
They've...got...head-aches from M-S-G...in..."Syzygy" ...


Syzygy
Astronomical Delight Of Three
Served with Lo Mein Happy Family
Egg Rolls are free
With Syzygy


Spyglass...shows me Moon and stars align for us!
ARRHH now...come, me hearties, an' load yer..."Blunderbuss"!


4. 
Blunderbuss

(The Blunderbuss was one of the most deadly weapons ever made.  Able to fire just about anything that would fit in it's barrel, pirates would use them to spray nails, shards of glass and sometimes small rocks as they boarded a ship. These muskets were usually small and cleared the decks in a hurry.)



Following Johnnie D's lead:

Blunderbuss filled with rubble arrr ye be robust,
Har! these blokes they all be turnt ta dust,
What brings aggrieve be blunderbuss.

Thar's been many foe, sent below,
Where anchor weigh.
Swabs be dead and gone,
'Fore they're drawn of tooth-decay.

Following Johnnie D's lead:



That gives us the option to stay with choruses. I’m staying neutral and will go with the majority which so far seems to be in a 3-0 lead, though the transition from tooth-decay to basketball may still be a bit surrealistic. :-)

BTW: I’m off to the theatre to see “Resident Evil – Apocalypse” now. See you all tomorrow. I dread to see where to this thread has taken off by then. :-)

1
Yesterday
Dodging bullets seemed so far away
Now I´m moving up to seventh grade
My childhood’s buried yesterday

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

2
Pakistan
Uzbek, Afghan and Tajikistan
Kyrgyz, Kazakh and Turkmenistan
Six neighb'ring lands, near Pakistan

Why...they...wear tur-bans on their heads, oh, could it be...
They've...got...head-aches from M-S-G...in..."Syzygy"

3
Syzygy
Astronomical Delight Of Three
Served with Lo Mein Happy Family
Egg Rolls are free, with Syzygy

Spyglass...shows me Moon and stars align for us!
ARRHH now...come, me hearties, an' load yer..."Blunderbuss"!

4
Blunderbuss
Filled with rubble arrr ye be robust
Har! these blokes they all be turnt ta dust
What brings aggrieve be blunderbuss

Thar's been many foe, sent below, where anchor weigh.
Swabs be dead and gone, ‘fore they're drawn of tooth-decay

5.
Tooth-decay
Never brush and they will go away
Then the dentist has to earn her pay
So don’t invite that tooth-decay

Why did I not floss? It’s my loss, I cannot say
Guess I lived too long, I was wrong, Now there’s decay…

6.
Basketball…

Okay, I'll play, but now I have to change my word. (I didn't like it anyway)


Why did I not floss? It’s my loss, I lost the bet
Guess I lived too long, I was wrong, not fortunate

FORTUNATE

Basketball
All my teammates never pass at all
And it seems they're shooting at the wall
I hate my team for basketball

When they play defense, it's intense
compared to walls
They don't have a clue, so we'll lose
At basketball

centigrade...

Peter -

I made a pacing correction in my second bridge-chorus. 

I changed "Moon and stars align" to "Moon and stars are aligned".  Now it matches the pacing of the original song's line.

Taking from Ethan's word, Centigrade

Centigrade
Because Celcius was backwards made
Heating things up, values would degrade
So 'twas invented
Centigrade



Sadly, stumped for a chorus.

Next word: History

Oh well I messed it up now by not changing quick enough. Do what you want with it.

Well, I’m back from the theatre and I couldn’t restrain myself from a quick peek before going to bed. (“Resident Evil” sucked by the way, it wasn´t half as good as the remake of “Dawn of the Dead”).

Johnny: Noted.

Rick, Ethan: With the sugar rush from the movie candy still going on I quickly made up a connecting verse between fortunate and basketball.

Adam: We’ll probably run out of fresh ideas for the chorus long before we run out of ideas for the verses. I’m putting in the first used “let-the-challenge-go-on-chorus for now.

General thought: Note to self: Consider changing the name of the thread to "The how to mess up a good idea 101 Thread".  :P :P :P :P :P

1
Yesterday
Dodging bullets seemed so far away
Now I´m moving up to seventh grade
My childhood’s buried yesterday

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

2
Pakistan
Uzbek, Afghan and Tajikistan
Kyrgyz, Kazakh and Turkmenistan
Six neighb'ring lands, near Pakistan

Why... they... wear tur-bans on their heads, oh, could it be...
They've... got... head-aches from M-S-G... in... syzygy

3
Syzygy
Astronomical Delight Of Three
Served with Lo Mein Happy Family
Egg Rolls are free, with Syzygy

Spyglass… shows me Moon and Stars are aligned for us!
ARRHH now...come, me hearties, an' load yer... blunderbuss!

4
Blunderbuss
Filled with rubble arrr ye be robust
Har! these blokes they all be turnt ta dust
What brings aggrieve be blunderbuss

Thar's been many foe, sent below, where anchor weigh.
Swabs be dead and gone, ‘fore they're drawn of tooth-decay

5.
Tooth-decay
Never brush and they will go away
Then the dentist has to earn her pay
So don’t invite that tooth-decay

Why did I not floss? It’s my loss, I lost the bet
Guess I lived too long, I was wrong, not fortunate

6.
Fortunate
Poker, lotto, everything I bet
In the car pool I won a Corvette
You bet that I am fortunate

Why is Lady Luck hot on me, I’m not that tall
But I’ll straight flush hoops, when I’m playing basketball

7.
Basketball
All my teammates never pass at all
And it seems they're shooting at the wall
I hate my team for basketball

When they play defense, it's intense, compared to walls
They don't have a clue, so we'll lose, at basketball

8.
Centigrade
Because Celcius was backwards made
Heating things up, values would degrade
So 'twas invented, centigrade

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

Next word: History

My original intent (poorly explained) was that everyone should use this chorus or just gradually improve it, not change it alltogether:

"Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss"

I don't know what to opt for any longer, we'll see what happens when and if more people jump in with ideas, but I do think that having to write just one single verse and decide on the next word will keep this running faster (and hopefully for a longer time, 1000 verses is probably utopian but 100 should be within reach judging from these first hours).

Next word: History


I´m tired, but to leave this of clear I'll let it be restated:

The next word is "History"

History
Well they told me it meant "His - story"
But that's just not very sisterly
So let's all call it Ourstory

Next word: Flatulence

flatulence
Just caused Justin, Steve, and matt to wince
It was easy to predict it since
I know beans cause flatulence


Cellophane

cellophane
makes gift-wrapping seem a tad insane
through it you can see what it contains
so what's the point of cellophane?

Dynasty

Dynasty
Chinese restaurant not so tasty,
Where you feed your face and eat ghastly,
You'll want to heave, you'll dine nasty.

Mitigate

mitigate
lessen, slow, relieve, alleviate
mollify, recede, ameliorate
that's what it means, to mitigate

Please Ma gimme some thing to numb my head again
This Migraine return makes me yearn for Vicodin

Vicodin

Vicodin
Codeine's synthetic euphoric twin
Wasting them on pain is such a sin
They're great with gin, those Vicodin!

I...took...three of them, at one time, now I feel great...
Now...to...top it off, I guess I'll, just, masturbate!

Masturbate

Vicodin
Codeine's synthetic euphoric twin
Wasting them on pain is such a sin
They're great with gin, those Vicodin!

I...took...three of them, at one time, now I feel great...
Now...to...top it off, I guess I'll, just, masturbate!

Masturbate


Johnny, Johnny, you shouldn’t start writing until your morning wood has come off…  ;)

Master-bait
Then you’re coming off the normal trait
Hook’er, sink’er, for a trout? Oh, wait!
I thought that you said Master-bait

Next Word is “Bladder-Scan”

Bladder-scan

Up your private parts a long probe ran,
Private Parts and me at Madam Chan's
But that was back in Vietnam.

Agent-Orange  J/K nothing rhymes with orange.

Balcony

Balcony
Jacko showed that he's a bad daddy
Dangled his kid for the world to see
while on a hotel balcony


NRA

NRA
Don't want their guns taken away.
Fire off rounds every day
When in the NRA

Next Word: Alcohol
;D ;D ;D ;D

Alcohol
It's no trouble if I drink and fall,
Just remind me when it is last call,
If your car weaves, blame alcohol.

Why it makes me go, I don't know,
I can't relate,
Pee on someones lawn,
When you have to urinate.

Urinate

Urinate
Something you should not do on a plate
In the restaurant where you just ate
Please refrain, don't urinate



Aspirin

Aspirin
What I need to take when you walk in
All your whining makes my head just spin
Oh please get me
An aspirin

Argument

Argument.
Clashing conflict causing discontent.
Soon I'm tearing off your tegument.
Oh my, you peeve.
An argument.

Nostril hair...

Nostril Hair
I believe it makes me debonnaire
I shampoo and rinse and gel up there
This fine full nose of nostril hair

amputate

:D :D :D
Amputate
Slice the rotted foot I hate.
You sliced the wrong one, I'm irate.
Who taught you to amputate?

Next Word: Yesteryear

This is the historical weekend when The Beatles becomes the first group/artist/band that has been parodied 1000 times here on AmIright.

Well, thanks to Chucky's agenda (or subconscious quest) to cripple himself it took one day longer than that but Beatles parodies numero 998 to 1003 is now up (I just checked). And though Rick D would have been the most deserving of the honour I'm proud to announce that me, myself and moi got #1000. It's far from my best but since it's pretty obvious that this thread sorta inspired the writing I'll plug for it right here and now:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1000.shtml

:D :D :D
Amputate
Slice the rotted foot I hate.
You sliced the wrong one, I'm irate.
Who taught you to amputate?

Next Word: Yesteryear


Yesteryear
Saw the birth of bulky Britney Spears
Rather lied and Kerry suffered smear
Can things be worse than yesteryear?

Is there still a hope, I don’t know, maybe somewhere
Of a better world, or will Terra disappear?

Next word: Disappear

Diasappear
See the bugs become a smear,
But they still reappear
Oh how I wish that they can dissapear.

Why do they come and go as they please?
I squash them but somehow they never disappear.

Watergate...

Watergate
Sealed the deal and became Nixon’s fate
Tapes and worms in Washington’s debate
The Seventies and Watergate

But he had to go, once he knew, he couldn’t stick
Then came Gerald Ford… and the next word’s trisomic

Trisomic

----------------------------------

On second thought that word wasn't a good choice because it doesn't even really go very well as a substitute for yesterday, I should have gone with Hockey stick instead, but since the next verse is already done...

---------------------------------

Trisomic
Writing a verse here is no picnic
I assume it means something quite medic-
al, oh well, that's trisomic

Parody

Parody
Can draw humour out of malady
By hijacking someone's melody
This song is one
Long parody


Visual

Visual
What I saw was so unusual.
The horror was surely mutual.
I did not need
That visual.
;D

Next Word:  AmIRight

Visual
The neat property of this mural.
Both of your eyeballs will fizz, dual.
Oh I perceive, the visual.

Oh crap, curse you, Scathe!

AmIRight
It's where you make your song sham ignite.
Parody writers are jammin' tight,
Puns up their sleeves,
At AmIRight.

Groceries...

Groceries
In some U.S. states they are tax-free
But in Illinois, with grosser ease,
They skim some fees, from groceries

Gro-cers, stock shelves with stuff when people go insane
When... the... weatherman says "Here comes a HURRICANE!"

Hurricane...

Visual
The neat property of this mural.
Both of your eyeballs will fizz, dual.
Oh I perceive, the visual.

Oh crap, curse you, Scathe!

AmIRight
It's where you make your song sham ignite.
Parody writers are jammin' tight,
Puns up their sleeves,
At AmIRight.

Groceries...


>:( Honestly Luke, we don't even live in the same country.  How was I supposed to know you were working on it.

Groceries
I lost your list so I forgot the cheese
Don't make me go back inside, pretty please,
the scary world of groceries

d'oh

Luke, mate, I sympathise!

Hurricane!
I can tell because the weather vane
overtook that QANTAS aeroplane
I'm darned sure that spells hurricane


celebrate

Celebrate
Good times, come on... uh oh.. hold on, wait!
That's a different song (and not that great)
Oh, well.. too late to
Celebrate


Bush 'n' Blair

Bush 'n' Blair
They'll destroy the world, and they don't care
But they think that if they show some flair
We'll keep electing
Bush 'n' Blair

How'd they keep their jobs?  I don't know, it's quite unclear
They'll destroy us all, with their weapons, nuclear


Nuclear...

I'm in!....

Nuclear...
Family: your siblings, ma and pa
To the nursing home to see grandma
Coz she's no longer nuclear

She said "I won't go"; had to throw her in the trunk
This line's got one use: introducing..."cyberpunk"

Cyberpunk....

Cyberpunk
You've got trouble if he's on your trunk,
He'll turn your data into piles of junk,
A data thief is cyberpunk.

Where'd your data go, you won't know,
It's all up funked.
So if data's missed join the list on
Cypherpunks.

Cypherpunks

Cyberpunk
You've got trouble if he's on your trunk,
He'll turn your data into piles of junk,
A data thief is cyberpunk.

Where'd your data go, you won't know,
It's all up funked.
So if data's missed join the list on
Cypherpunks.

Cypherpunks


What's the difference, if any, between cyberpunks and cypherpunks?

What's the difference, if any, between cyberpunks and cypherpunks?


According to the definitions I just found on dict.org, a cyberpunk is a hacker, or a genre of sci-fi, whiclst cypherpunks are the guys that work on developing encryption with the aim of enhancing personal privacy.

Seem to be opposite sides of the same coin, to some extent - one group intent on making codes, the other on breaking them.

Cypherpunks
Take a message, turn it into junk
Leastways, that is what they do, I thunk
But then, I ain't no cypherpunk


Lethargy

Lethargy
Sitting on my ass and not budgin'
Making my buttocks get all pudgy.
You get obese from lethargy.

Heroin...

Heroin
Morphine's super-fast-acting cousin
Blows away the brain's own endorphins
Deep sheesh you're in, with heroin

With-draw-al from heroin causes much malaise
As... does... in-di-gestion from year-old green mayonnaise

Mayonnaise...

Mayonnaise
Fatty condiment, I sing your praise
Sticky, sweet and thick like maple glaze
Oh might you leave
Me mayonnaise

Please...don't...criticize though my thighs are overweight
For...I...will be labeled as such - like Hester's A

(See Hawthorne's The Scarlet Letter for further information)

(Muhahaha)

(...haha.)

Hester's A...

Hester's A.
When she went and spoiled her chastity,
It was branded on her chest today.
And was engraved onto her grave.

Oh... great...  Who'd have thought my consorts that as I say 
These...words... we return to the term of 'Yesterday'.

Yesterday...

Yesterday
All my feces seemed so far away,
But my com-mode is backed up today,
Call roto-rooter don't delay.

I so have to go, I am woe,
Hurry repair,
Pinch a loaf I must, 'fore I bust,
my derriere.

Derriere

Yesterday
All my feces seemed so far away,
But my com-mode is backed up today,
Call roto-rooter don't delay.

I so have to go, I am woe,
Hurry repair,
Pinch a loaf I must, 'fore I bust,
my derriere.

Derriere


Derriere
Irishmen wash theirs with Gaelic care
Then they dry them in the Derry air
So clean, so green, their Derrieres

Some... are... supremely proud of their white-glove-clean bum
So... proud... some swing theirs proudly like a pendulum

Pendulum

Pendulum
Swinging in an old clock’s massive tum
Don’t forget the key or it won’t run
And you’ll have stopped that pendulum

Anti-freeze

Anti-freeze
It's the tipple of choice for alkies
Keeps you warm from your head to your knees
Make dacquiris from anti-freeze

Camembert...

Camembert
Kenneth Williams with powdered hair
Of the Fingernail he did despair
A Citizen called
Camembert



Royalty

Royalty
It's every copyright holder's fee
Or an in-bred wealthy family
They're both, you see, called "Royalty"

Why... do... Bri-tish people pay to support their Queen?
Don't... they... find that whole Queen-thing a bit Byzantine?

Byzantine

Byzantine
When a great empire has risen clean.
So structured they know what 'schism' means.
They're rife with thieves, so prison teems.

Media...

Media..
Barons like Murdoch get greedier
Daily tabloids getting seedier
You can't escape the media

Succotash...

Succotash
It's always sufferin' says that alley cat,
Tweedy taught he taw a puddy tat,
Then Granny canes his sorry ash.

Then there's Bugs Bunny and his friend Yosemite,
Fudd's a lot of fun with his gun,
It's comedy!

Comedy

Comedy
like your so-called funny parodies
I'm afraid I deem them ONE-worthy, if
your O.S. dates
in-EX-actly

Pedantry   


(PS:  thanks Karen)

Pedantry
Showing learning ostentatiously
Like some brown-nosed kid from Kankakee
What ill annoys
From pedantry

I sure hope someone caught the pun in my last lines
Or have all your brains been thinned out with turpentine?

Turpentine...

Turpentine
Doesn't taste so very good in wine
But my woman wants to end my time
So she slipped me some turpentine

Now I
Have to go, dying slow
I want to say
Hope the
Cops have Monk, or I'm sunk
She'll get away...

GETAWAY

Getaway
To the seaside for your holiday
Sandflies, sewerage and UV rays
You bet I rue those getaways

Kids are crying out for ice cream in the back seat
You just want to scream: watch your Beemer overheat!

Overheat...

Overheat:
What we do when our two bodies meet
And engage in quite amazing feats!
It can be sweet
To overheat!

How the sweat just flows everytime we have a date
How far will we go, I can only speculate

SPECULATE

Speculate...
Will your parrot-clock procrastinate,
And not wake you up but peck you late?
Sell your clock stock, don't speculate!

Why... my... cockatiel appeals to me, I can't say...
If... I... liked fish I'd get me a big Manta Ray!

Manta Ray

Manta Ray,
Found one playing in the sand today,
So of course, I pulled by hand away --
(I never play with
Manta Rays…)

On a sandy beach, having Mantas isn’t great
Keep them out of reach, cause they tend to lacerate…

LACERATE

Lacerate
When you eat and try to pass a blade.
I can't pun about a US state,
So I'll just bleed and pass away.

Watch the blood here flow, my 'Big O' is a Red Sea.
I said something funny, a pun! Who guessed it, eh?

Guessed it, eh?

Guessed it, eh?
Yes I did, after a short delay
Ate away at me like tooth decay
Then I perceived
I'd guessed it - yay! 

Though...most...inside-jokes are below me, I must say
That I'll now refer to this word without delay...

Yesticlate...

(Anyone need some ideas for new verses? take a look here...)

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/inxs9.shtml

Brought to you by The Shameless But Subtle Self Plug For Aggy Committee

Yesticlate...




Yesticlate
like nearly everything by Em and Jake
my jaded frontal-lobe can't penetrate
I'm sorry Em, but please translate

penetrate

(what's that!....way in the distance.....sounds like Johnny D's ears pricking...
and thanks Agri for the resource centre)

Yesticlate
like nearly everything by Em and Jake
my jaded frontal-lobe can't penetrate
I'm sorry Em, but please translate

penetrate

(what's that!....way in the distance.....sounds like Johnny D's ears pricking...
and thanks Agri for the resource centre)






Penetrate
Plunge your penis in and copulate
Pump your piston and ejaculate
That's how a human being mates

Buggery...

(what's that!....way in the distance.....sounds like Stu McArthur's arse pricking...)

;)

Buggery
Johnny's giving me butt-thuggery
Soon I fear it will get gluggery
(This thread has gone to buggery)

Ovaltine...

Penetrate
Plunge your penis in and copulate
Pump your piston and ejaculate
That's how a human being mates

Buggery...

(what's that!....way in the distance.....sounds like Stu McArthur's arse pricking...)

;)




oh that's just great, not only does this Australian-wool arse-muffler LOOK uncool - it obviously doesn't even bloody work  >:(

(I don't know... after all that excitement, I get "ovaltine")

Ovaltine
Is most needed after what I've seen
Reading verses that were most obscene
But I'll calm down with
Ovaltine


Nicotine

Nicotine
Big buzz when it gets in your bloodstream
It suppresses hunger, keep you lean
Oh joy! Addictive nicotine!

After in-ter-course there is nothing like a smoke
Then a sumptuous three-course meal of artichoke!

Artichoke...

Artichoke
Healthy nutrient for every bloke
But if you prefer your beer and smoke
You’ll get angina and you’ll choke

When you gasp for air, tell me was, it worth the slack?
To pass up on making a life as lumberjack

Lumberjack

Lumberjack
Sleeps outdoors inside his slumbersack,
And when he awakes, he stumbles back
Into his shack
To have a whack

When he comes at daybreak to tend his morning wood
He is lumberwhacking, it’s clearly understood

UNDERSTOOD

Understood
When it rained I found a bridge was good
Kept me dry just like a a jacket hood
When there I went and understood

ANIME

Anime
Japanese cartoon technology
I like the "Hentai" variety
Big eyes, you'll see, in Anime

Why... do... Anime characters have such big eyes?
Why... are... their eyes always bizarrely super-sized?

Super-size

Super-size:
Hefty hamburgers and freakish fries
Ailing arteries and thunder thighs
Gigantic guys go
Super-size

How I stuff my face everytime I go to eat
And without dessert, any meal is incomplete

INCOMPLETE

Incomplete’s
what a mile is if it miss a feet
so are bonfires without a heat
like empty seats, they’re incomplete

How to fill such up, I don´t know, it’s really hard
For a wacky bard from the Swedish avant-garde

AVANT-GARDE

'Avant-garde'
Is a term sometimes applied to art
That in truth is really just ‘bizarre’
I hold such art in low regard

Dada dee-dee dumb – goodbye Dali, fare thee well…
How’d you sell that stuff?  Where’d you find your clientele?

CLIENTELE

Clientele
They no longer have in N.H.L
The whole season now has gone to Hell
They’re cross-checking their clientele

Fi-gure skating’s up, but it’s not the same, I’ll tell
Rinks are now filled up with high sticking tinkerbells

TINKERBELLE

Tinkerbell
Very tiny but she's hot as hell
Peter's Panhandle it sure did swell
All for the love of Tinkerbell

Things have changed somewhat, you will see, you'll understand...
Lawyers preventing us from using Neverland

Neverland...

Neverland
Now more famous for a nether gland
all night sleepovers forever banned
since tiny fans became out-fanned

seemed - like - such a nice way to meet a famous star
sip - some - jesus juice, and pretend you're his guitar

superstar   

Neverland?
Oh, you think you're such a clever man.
Want me to talk of kids' nethers and
That psycho creep. From neverland.

I thought we were past smut now you vulgar old coot.
Can't we keep it peachy clean, this should smell like fruit!

Bahstahd!

Superstar.
When everybody knows who you are.
Get to drive in a sleek uber-car.
Oh why achieve, once superstarred?

You... just... kick back and relax once you are up there.
Your... ass... I mean, not reaching status 'debonair'.

Ampersand...

Ampersand
Is quite difficult to write by hand
Those who can are always in demand
They charge a grand
For ampersands

When you write by hand, ampersands can be a pain
Why folks don't just type I can never ascertain...

ASCERTAIN

Ascertain
When it's difficult for your brain,
The puzzle makes your poor mind strain.
It's very difficult to ascertain.

THC

THC.
Marijuana makes you see crazy.
Available from friendlyl Macy's,
Just light that reef, and feel spacey.

Cookies made of hash, when you mash in the seeds.
Feeds fifteen. Just serve with jesus juice, freshly squeezed.

Handicapped...

Handicapped,
If I'm un-PC I might get slapped
So this parody's already scrapped
You can't poke fun at handicapped

Let's just leave it here, don't want hassle, don't want scorn
Lets try finding a pot of gold with leprechauns!

Leprechauns...

Handicapped,
If I'm un-PC I might get slapped
So this parody's already scrapped
You can't poke fun at handicapped

Let's just leave it here, don't want hassle, don't want scorn
Lets try finding a pot of gold with leprechauns!

Leprechauns...



Leprechauns
Yiddish-speaking climbers pile gear on
Little Sherpas they call Schleprechauns
They're green and strong, them Schleprechauns!

Why... they... left the Emerald Island, oh who can say...
May-be... they gave up Guinness Stout for Chardonnay...

Chardonnay...

Chardonnay
It’s as dry as a Falluja gay
And it’s not for the Al-Qaida way
To alcohol they just say nay

Why’d you treat those guys, you will ask, as you get slashed
As they spill it out, and your blood, all unabashed

Unabashed

I'm obviously wrong in assuming that <S> and </S> is the way to make strikethroughs through text via HTML here, but since I've seen others accomplishing it higher up in this thread I kindly ask for advice.  //  Peter

I'm obviously wrong in assuming that <S> and </S> is the way to make strikethroughs through text via HTML here, but since I've seen others accomplishing it higher up in this thread I kindly ask for advice.  //  Peter


Peter - I just highlight the text and click on the strikethrough button - the S with a horizontal line thru it

like this... strikethrough

aah!  just noticed - you used arrow brackets - should've been square ones - and should be lowercase S

Like This?

Thanx Stu!

Unabashed...
At finding all the words that rhyme, like 'clashed'.
And crashed and dashed and flashed and gashed and hashed.
Lashed, mashed, gnashed, pashed, stashed, thrashed and trashed.

Did... I... miss any? Hopefully you won't notice.
I... guess... I should just accept my rhymes are hopeless.

(Can I just say I don't actually know the tempo of those two after-lines, being of the Generation Cringe, so have no idea if they're out of sync with the tune)

Vagabond...

vagabond
he looked a little like Mick Jagger, fond...
of guzzling vino from a bag beyond...
his park bench, "Chateau Vagabond"

as - a - child he sighed that one day he'd be well-known
and - you - can't deny he's become a rolling stone 

rolling stone

Rolling Stone,
Jagger swallowing a microphone
Or a magazine read on 'the throne'
They both are known as
Rolling Stone

Do... they... pay Bob Dylan a hefty royalty?
Well, at least they owe him undying loyalty....

LOYALTY

(Can I just say I don't actually know the tempo of those two after-lines, being of the Generation Cringe, so have no idea if they're out of sync with the tune)
Vagabond...


For such a famous song all you have to do is to poke around a bit via search engines. www.altavista.com and their mp3 search gave me a couple of hits right away. The following one (at least currently) holds what you need, look a bit down to the right for the word yesterday and then download:

http://jnjmuse.cnei.or.kr/yesterday1.htm

For such a famous song all you have to do is to poke around a bit via search engines. www.altavista.com and their mp3 search gave me a couple of hits right away. The following one (at least currently) holds what you need, look a bit down to the right for the word yesterday and then download:

http://jnjmuse.cnei.or.kr/yesterday1.htm


Oh, fer chrissake Luke, I don't care if you were born... well, Yesterday -- how in the hell could you not know this song?  ::)

Loyalty
Is a card that Tesco's gave to me
And it gives me lots of things for free
In return for my Loyalty


Asterisk

I know the tune from 'Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie'.
Also note that you're confusing correlation with causality. Current youth who know 'The Beatles' generally have parents who enjoyed 'The Beatles', implying that the children would have been brought up with the records playing in the house and singing their songs in car trips et al.

My mum only listened to classical music. (Though concedes that the South Park movie defecates all over Andrew Lloyd-Webber's stuff where only one in five songs is worthy.)

I'm not completely ignorant, I did choose 'Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' for a reason, ya know. I've noticed it's been voted as the greatest album of all time on a number of occasions. Compared to these pathetic rankings:
#273. The Slim Shady LP
#302. The Marshall Mathers LP
#317. The Eminem Show

Loyalty
Is a card that Tesco's gave to me
And it gives me lots of things for free
In return for my Loyalty


Asterisk


Asterisk
Language simply too f*cked-up to risk
Never makes it past the censor's frisk
Cen-sor, please kissk, my a**terisk

Use... that... little star to obscure profanity
Then... feel... proud you did, and pump-up your vanity

Vanity

Vanity.
For Leo this is insanity.
And un-fair (oh the hilarity)
Trump's wife should be 'I-vanity'.

*due to popular demand, we shall forego the national anthem*

Sweet relief...

Sweet relief
What to eat to lighten up the grief
Though they’re rather bad for things like teef
But still we love our
Sweet relief

Wow…I… ate so much now I think I’m almost full
Just…a…few more I can sit through a musical

MUSICAL

musical
my very faVORite muse, ick, all
unless you are seeing "Seussical"
I recommend, a musical

In New York I go to the shows, they keep me sane
I keep pining for something more, with Nathan Lane.

Nathan Lane...

Nathan Lane
He's a man who lives to entertain,
But this often leads to vocal strain,
Which causes pain for
Nathan Lane

He's... worked... hard for years, his success is not a fluke
And... he... earns his cheers, quite unlike that Bastard Luke

::)

BASTARD LUKE

Bastard Luke
Perry, Skywalker, Brattoni, Duke?
One of them is due a large rebuke
But oh, which is the Bastard Luke?

If..to..Brisbane you go, Ralphing is the guy to see
He's..no..stuffy toff, not one of the bourgeousie...

Bourgeousie...

Bastard Luke
He's the brat that Emi wants to nuke
Makes us ralph, induces mucho puke
We wish he'd leave,
this bastard, Luke


I totally called that one, Kristof... >:( ;)

Bourgoisie
These are folks much better off than me --
Status, education, and money,
And fam'ly tree...
Dammed Bourgoisie!

But… it’s… proles like me that the world depends upon
Kingston, Kankakee, Kokomo or Kazhakstan

KAZHAKSTAN

Bastard Luke
He's the brat that Emi wants to nuke
Makes us ralph, induces mucho puke
We wish he'd leave,
this bastard, Luke


I totally called that one, Kristof... >:( ;)





Sorry, Emi!!!! (gotta say, though, yours had a lovely venomous quality to it...) ;)

Sorry, Emi!!!! (gotta say, though, yours had a lovely venomous quality to it...) ;)


Emi, love the 'ralph' pun.  Also, loved your "ill annoys" pun a while back... hey, I just realized that's what must have put Kankakee in my head...

Bourgoisie
These are folks much better off than me --
Status, education, and money,
And fam'ly tree...
Dammed Bourgoisie!

But… it’s… proles like me that the world depends upon
Kingston, Kankakee, Kokomo or Kazhakstan

KAZHAKSTAN


Kazhakstan
It’s not even near Jamaica, mahn!
Though their cosmonauts’ like ganja, ahhn
Goes up in smoke, in Kazhazstan

Why they fly from there, I don’t know, it’s nowhere all
And if something’s wrong they might land in Senegal

Senegal

Senegal,
Where folks speak with a deep southern drawl
But they don’t use words like and YEP and Y'ALL
Not guys and dolls in
Senegal

Home… of… Youssou N’Dour, there his early days were spent…
And his love endures for his native continent

CONTINENT

(LOL!, I love the way you turned my Kingston reference into the "Jamaica, mahn", rhyme, K1!)

Senegal,
Where folks speak with a deep southern drawl
But they don’t use words like and YEP and Y'ALL
Not guys and dolls in
Senegal

Home… of… Youssou N’Dour, there his early days were spent…
And his love endures for his native continent

CONTINENT

(LOL!, I love the way you turned my Kingston reference into the "Jamaica, mahn", rhyme, K1!)


Continent
With a-l suffix, Chris Walken's gent,
With i-n prefix, that gent just went ---
Con-ti-nen-tal's incontinent!

Is... the... land down under continent or island?
Or... is... Australia a place full of Merry Men?

Merry Men

Merry Men.
Prance about in tights like fairies, then.
Robin's straight but they are very bent.
It'th thuch a teathe: gay merriment.

Check...out... their Fat Friar's new attire, it's a chick's dress.   
And... Maid... Marion? Thespian without success.

Prodigies...

prodigies
can be troubled souls ironically
their genius is there for all to see
but focussed quite specific'ly

why...do...we expect them to live like normal folk
where...there's...flames, there's often a blinding cloud of smoke* 

irony


(* present company excepted of course, Luke, Emi......)

irony




irony
do you mean something made from Fe?
or perhaps an incongruity
not sure I can do irony

mutilate

irony
do you mean something made from Fe?
or perhaps an incongruity
not sure I can do irony

mutilate


Mutilate
Like what you did to that food you ate
That's what happens when you masticate...
Or, cows that wait can
Moo too late

I... like... virgin cows, for they look into your eyes
And... they... take a vow that their milk is Pasteurized...

PASTEURIZED

(LOL!, I love the way you turned my Kingston reference into the "Jamaica, mahn", rhyme, K1!)


I aim to please!  ;D

FYI: Words already used...

Alcohol, AmIRight, Ampersand, Amputate, Anime, Anti-Freeze, Argument, Artichoke, Ascertain, Aspirin, Asterisk, Avant-Garde, Balcony, Basketball, Bastard-Luke, Bladder-Scan, Blunderbuss, Bourgoisie, Buggery, Bush-n-Blair, Byzantine, Camembert, Celebrate, Cellophane, Centrigrade, Chardonnay, Clientele, Comedy, Continent, Cyberpunk, Cypherpunks, Derriere, Disappear, Dynasty, Flatulence, Fortunate, Getaway, Groceries, Guessed-It-Eh?, Handicapped, Heroin, Hester’s-A, History, Hurricane, Incomplete, Irony, Johnny D, Kazhakstan, Lacerate, Leprechauns, Lethargy, Loyalty, Lumberjack, Manta Ray, Masturbate, Mayonnaise, Media, Merry-Men, Mitigate, Musical, Mutilate, Nathan-Lane, Neverland, Nicotine, Nostril-Hair, NRA, Nuclear, Ovaltine, Overheat, Pakistan, Parody, Pasteurized, Pedantry, Pendulum, Penetrate, Prodigies, Rolling-Stone, Royalty, Senegal, Speculate, Succotash, Super-Size, Superstar, Sweet-Relief, Syzygy, THC, Tinkerbelle, Tooth-Decay, Trisomic, Turpentine, Unabashed, Understood, Urinate, Vagabond, Vanity, Vicodin, Visual, Watergate, Yesterday, Yesteryear, Yesticlate

Carry on...


Wow! Unless my very quick counting was wrong we're already above 100.

I'm willing to do the cut and paste and transforming 1-100 to a file/parody and post it on AmIright if there's a majority here for that. Or maybe we should wait till there's 1000, I'm beginning to think that is actually possible.

Opinions?

Opinions
Contributions sought from your minions...

oh, wait -- sorry.  Confused there for a minute.  ;D

And for the name:
A room full of Monkeys?
A room full of three Syllable Words?
A room full of Yesterdays?

Though it could also be an idea to just let the thread remain here as it is for plain inspiration and maybe a place to go when to attack writers block.

And I liked the alphabetical listing of words and phrases that has been used that you did. There's a sourze for collaboration as well. If someone comes up with a verse for a word that has already been used for a verse then those two together are 2 down and just 2 to go to a full parody.

And for the name:
A room full of Monkeys?
A room full of three Syllable Words?
A room full of Yesterdays?

Though it could also be an idea to just let the thread remain here as it is for plain inspiration and maybe a place to go when to attack writers block.

And I liked the alphabetical listing of words and phrases that has been used that you did. There's a sourze for collaboration as well. If someone comes up with a verse for a word that has already been used for a verse then those two together are 2 down and just 2 to go to a full parody.


Whatever you do, please don't include my self-authored-vanity-joke-verse titled "Johnny D"  !!!   

How about " Jesterdays " ?

How about " Jesterdays " ?



I second that.  But I don't know that we need to post a parody on the site -- we can just leave the thread running as is.  Maybe use that as a revised title for the thread?  Can you change a thread's title?

Let's take alesson from STG and post the parody author as "The Messageboard of AmIRight". ;D

pasteurised
is the coolest milk they've yet devised
of good and purity it is comprised
so Maccas sells it super-sized

why...drink...beer or wine if you're just in search of thrills
hop...down...to the deli for pasteurised fresh milk...s

satisfy

Wow! Unless my very quick counting was wrong we're already above 100.

I'm willing to do the cut and paste and transforming 1-100 to a file/parody and post it on AmIright if there's a majority here for that. Or maybe we should wait till there's 1000, I'm beginning to think that is actually possible.



wait for 1000 - should only be a few months away....

then bundle them all into one long parody and send it to Sir Paul McCartney. 

He's just the sort of fun-loving opportunist celeb who would get a kick out of it AND the attention it would bring him if the media were informed
- and any resulting media would also raise the profile of amiright

wait for 1000 - should only be a few months away....

then bundle them all into one long parody and send it to Sir Paul McCartney. 

He's just the sort of fun-loving opportunist celeb who would get a kick out of it AND the attention it would bring him if the media were informed
- and any resulting media would also raise the profile of amiright



I second Stu's idea of getting to 1000 & shipping it to Sir Paul.  That is a very good idea, indeed.  Paul's the kind of guy who just might get a big enough kick out of it to give it some major publicity.

*Beatles accent*

"Thank you for your parodies, I hanged them up on me wall.
Howevvuh, over heeya parodies are called 'lampoons'.
PS. Please forgive the lateniss of my reply."

...Maybe use that as a revised title for the thread?  Can you change a thread's title?


Apparently...  :)

Whatever you do, please don't include my self-authored-vanity-joke-verse titled "Johnny D"  !!!


Don't worry, I have a special plan for that one, I'm gonna use copy-and-paste and post it on AmIright as it very own 1000 verses long parody!!!  ;D ;D ;D

wait for 1000 - should only be a few months away....

then bundle them all into one long parody and send it to Sir Paul McCartney. 

He's just the sort of fun-loving opportunist celeb who would get a kick out of it AND the attention it would bring him if the media were informed
- and any resulting media would also raise the profile of amiright



Interesting idea indeed. I love the aspect of being able to give something back to Chucky for supplying these forums etc.

Alright, we leave the thread running as is for now and when and/or if we should get to 1000 we'll bring it up again. Starting this weekend I'll make an all-verses file in submitted order (except for Johnny's vanity ourburst) on the side in the meantime, and when the time comes I'll ask here for proofreaders etc so that you can all get in on the final draft.

Leo: Can you keep updating and posting that directory of allready used words every 50 verses or 5 subpages or so?

Satisfy...
Urges that you need to gratify.
So go on,, Emi,, start to bat an eye.
Cuz you deserve a better guy!

I... just... saw ol' Stu's, clever news, what a smart guy!
Make...us... link our verses. He's wise like samurai!

SAMURAI...

Interesting idea indeed. I love the aspect of being able to give something back to Chucky for supplying these forums etc.

Alright, we leave the thread running as is for now and when and/or if we should get to 1000 we'll bring it up again. Starting this weekend I'll make an all-verses file in submitted order (except for Johnny's vanity ourburst) on the side in the meantime, and when the time comes I'll ask here for proofreaders etc so that you can all get in on the final draft.

Leo: Can you keep updating and posting that directory of allready used words every 50 verses or 5 subpages or so?


In order to link all the verses together with some continuity, AND to add metre interest, I think there should be a rule that the longer lines 5 and 6 MUST be added to the original 4 lines
- and even better if the last word of line 6 becomes the next word for take-off
(altho I understand this isn't always possible - ie. if the last 3 syllables aren't one word)

I notice most people have started doing this anyway, and if we make it a rule now, there'll be less mucking around at the end, when we have to work out how to add the 4-line verses to the 6-line verses

Also I think continuity links between verses would improve the whole final result
(and I'm sure Sir Paul would agree :D)

I... just... saw ol' Stu's, clever news, what a smart guy!
Make...us... link our verses. He's wise like samurai!

SAMURAI...



Oh, Luke!! *blushing*
and not to mention Sir Pauls' obvious response....

"So tell me what happens.....
- do Emi and Luke resolve all that UST or is Chucky gonna make me wait for the movie?"

and btw, the obvious FIRST step is to submit it to "The Guinness Book of Records" as longest parody

(I'm pretty sure we'd have it nailed)

which the Guinness guys would love as it's to "Yesterday", which I think they already have listed as holding the record for the most cover versions of any song

so, a 6000-odd word parody of "Yesterday"  -  listed in the Guiness Book of Records

- Sir Paul would have trouble NOT responding to that  :)

and, unless there's some other website in a parallel universe doing the same thing, I'm tipping the record would stand a while

8. You don’t have to write a separate chorus, but you’re allowed to if you want to, If this thread should actually happen to reach 1000 verses I’m planning to use the chorus I’m using to verse 1 and 2 here below, or the alternative that amuses me the most.

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss




I thought the intention was to always use this 'chorus' but

Samurai,
Kind of like a Japanese Jedi
But our fella's not a happy guy
He's fed up being Samurai

Dude just wants to be on TV, presenting shows
Watch him do his thing; chat-show king of Tokyo!

Tokyo....

Tokyo
Home of 'Japanese Pinocchio',
Made of Bonsai, not the oak we know;
Wee-nocchio:
We hope he grows!

And... Ge...petto-san stamped his boy "Made in Japan"
Be... cause... some folks thought that the boy was Peking Man

PEKING-MAN

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss


I thought the intention was to always use this 'chorus' but


It was. And my initial idea was to use that (or something similar if someone else were to come up with that) as a way that we all could use for "passing the buck" over to the the next writer without having to work the next word into the verse. But you know what they say about best laid plans...

That chorus can still be used for submitted verses without line 5 and 6 though, though the ideas that are coming up now from others are IMHO better.

I would also like to say that one of the funny things about this thread is the way that it has taken on a life and an evolution of its own. I like the idea that we should try to work the next word into line 6. I don't mind a bit that you all practically run right over my other initial idea that the next writer should "sign up" and then have 12 hours to do it, and replaced it with a sort of unwritten first-one-to-make-it-gets-it rule.

I'm glad you brought that 'old' rule up, considering what has happened here I think I must go back to the initial post and add a "disclaimer" saying those original rule suggestions are to be read as just original suggestions and nothing more, so that not anyone who wants in at this stage not just read that first page and then jumps here and miss out on the "evolution".

As for those verses of so far where the next word has not been added to the end of either line 4 or line 6, I'm sure there's enough brainpower here already to retroactivly fix that down the road.

--------------------  :D DISCLAIMER :D --------------------
In this the very first post of this thread there are/were a bunch of "rules" suggested to get the whole thing going. Some of those rules still apply but because of the overwhelming amount of talented parody writers smarter than me that quickly came on board with their own ideas of improvement etc there has also been some changes. You're welcome to join in too, it's a free for all thing, but I strongly suggest that if you haven't been following so far you should first read pages 1-11 (that's where we are now when this "disclaimer" is written) to get your own idea of how this works now and how it came to that.
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I have added the "Disclaimer" above to the top of the very first post of this thread. Hopefully, that will eliminate some of the confusion. Now, if I could just eliminate my own confusion...  :P

I don't mind a bit that you all practically run right over my other initial idea that the next writer should "sign up" and then have 12 hours to do it, and replaced it with a sort of unwritten first-one-to-make-it-gets-it rule.



I wouldn't mind some kind of mechanism to ensure everyone gets a shot.  I've been doing a lot of verses because things are particularly slow for me in the office right now and I've got a fair amount of idle time, but I'd hate to think I'm constantly jumping on a word someone else may want a shot at.  I suppose you could set up some sort of rotation system -- whoever is next in line gets say, an hour to come up with a verse before it defaults to the next person.  Or they can just pass.  But that would probably be too complicated, since you'd have to keep the rotation list posted somewhere and set up some way for people to add themselves to it... so I don't know how practical that is.

I guess, as you suggested, you could just require people to 'sign up' for each word -- that way someone doesn't waste time writing a verse only to find that someone else has posted one already, which has obviously happened.  12 hours is way too much time, though.  One hour.  After which point, someone else can claim the word.

I wouldn't mind some kind of mechanism to ensure everyone gets a shot.  I've been doing a lot of verses because things are particularly slow for me in the office right now and I've got a fair amount of idle time, but I'd hate to think I'm constantly jumping on a word someone else may want a shot at.  I suppose you could set up some sort of rotation system -- whoever is next in line gets say, an hour to come up with a verse before it defaults to the next person.  Or they can just pass.  But that would probably be too complicated, since you'd have to keep the rotation list posted somewhere and set up some way for people to add themselves to it... so I don't know how practical that is.

I guess, as you suggested, you could just require people to 'sign up' for each word -- that way someone doesn't waste time writing a verse only to find that someone else has posted one already, which has obviously happened.  12 hours is way too much time, though.  One hour.  After which point, someone else can claim the word.


It's can never be a total waste to write a parody verse even if someone beats you to posting here on this thread, keep the verse and see if you can´t use it further down the line with just alteration of the main word or some words etc. Or transform it into a complete all verses parody to post on AmIright.

But I agree that a one hour rule could work. How about we let things go on like now over the weekend to see what else comes in in terms of ideas and opinions about this.

In order to 'sort this thread out' (or what to call it) I've gone ahead with the summoning it up that I had planed for the weekend. Due to the quick fix all faults herein are of course mine, don't restrain yourself from pointing them out. I've also taken the liberty to change the layout where so's needed to give all the verses the same 'look' and number of lines:


Writers, in order of “appearance”: K1chyd, Johnny D, DoRitos, Rick D, EthanM, Adam E, Rex, Stu McArthur, Armstrong, Scathe, Philbo, Luke Brattoni, JamieMcBain, Agrimorfee, Kristof Robertson, EmiLoca, Lee & Shane, Karen

1
Yesterday
Dodging bullets seemed so far away
Now I´m moving up to seventh grade
My childhood’s buried yesterday

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

2
Pakistan
Uzbek, Afghan and Tajikistan
Kyrgyz, Kazakh and Turkmenistan
Six neighb'ring lands, near Pakistan

Why... they... wear tur-bans on their heads, oh, could it be...
They've... got... head-aches from M-S-G... in... syzygy

3
Syzygy
Astronomical Delight Of Three
Served with Lo Mein Happy Family
Egg Rolls are free, with Syzygy

Spyglass… shows me Moon and Stars are aligned for us!
ARRHH now...come, me hearties, an' load yer... blunderbuss!

4
Blunderbuss
Filled with rubble arrr ye be robust
Har! these blokes they all be turnt ta dust
What brings aggrieve be blunderbuss

Thar's been many foe, sent below, where anchor weigh.
Swabs be dead and gone, ‘fore they're drawn of tooth-decay

5.
Tooth-decay
Never brush and they will go away
Then the dentist has to earn her pay
So don’t invite that tooth-decay

Why did I not floss? It’s my loss, I lost the bet
Guess I lived too long, I was wrong, not fortunate

6.
Fortunate
Poker, lotto, everything I bet
In the car pool I won a Corvette
You bet that I am fortunate

Why is Lady Luck hot on me, I’m not that tall
But I’ll straight flush hoops, when I’m playing basketball

7.
Basketball
All my teammates never pass at all
And it seems they're shooting at the wall
I hate my team for basketball

When they play defense, it's intense, compared to walls
They don't have a clue, so we'll lose, at basketball

8.
Centigrade
Because Celcius was backwards made
Heating things up, values would degrade
So 'twas invented, centigrade

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

9.
History
Well they told me it meant "His - story"
But that's just not very sisterly
So let's all call it Ourstory

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

10.
Flatulence
Just caused Justin, Steve, and matt to wince
It was easy to predict it since
I know beans cause flatulence

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

11.
Cellophane
Makes gift-wrapping seem a tad insane
Through it you can see what it contains
So what's the point of cellophane?

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

12.
Dynasty
Chinese restaurant not so tasty,
Where you feed your face and eat ghastly,
You'll want to heave, you'll dine nasty.

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

13.
Mitigate
Lessen, slow, relieve, alleviate
Mollify, recede, ameliorate
That's what it means, to mitigate

Please Ma gimme some thing to numb my head again
This Migraine return makes me yearn for Vicodin

14.
Vicodin
Codeine's synthetic euphoric twin
Wasting them on pain is such a sin
They're great with gin, those Vicodin!

I... took... three of them, at one time, now I feel great...
Now... to... top it off, I guess I'll, just, masturbate!

15.
Master-bait
Then you’re coming off the normal trait
Hook’er, sink’er, for a trout? Oh, wait!
I thought that you said Master-bait

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

16.
Bladder-scan
Up your private parts a long probe ran,
Private Parts and me at Madam Chan's
But that was back in Vietnam

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

17.
Balcony
Jacko showed that he's a bad daddy
Dangled his kid for the world to see
While on a hotel balcony

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

18.
NRA
Don't want their guns taken away.
Fire off rounds every day
When in the NRA

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

19.
Alcohol
It's no trouble if I drink and fall,
Just remind me when it is last call,
If your car weaves, blame alcohol.

Why it makes me go, I don't know, I can't relate
Pee on someones lawn, when you have to urinate

20.
Urinate
Something you should not do on a plate
In the restaurant where you just ate
Please refrain, don't urinate

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

21.
Aspirin
What I need to take when you walk in
All your whining makes my head just spin
Oh please get me, an aspirin

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

22.
Argument.
Clashing conflict causing discontent
Soon I'm tearing off your tegument
Oh my, you peeve, an argument

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

23.
Nostril Hair
I believe it makes me debonnaire
I shampoo and rinse and gel up there
This fine full nose of nostril hair

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

24.
Amputate
Slice the rotted foot I hate
You sliced the wrong one, I'm irate
Who taught you to amputate?

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

25.
Yesteryear
Saw the birth of bulky Britney Spears
Rather lied and Kerry suffered smear
Can things be worse than yesteryear?

Is there still a hope, I don’t know, maybe somewhere
Of a better world, or will Terra disappear?

26.
Disappear
See the bugs become a smear
But they still reappear
Oh how I wish that they can disappear

Why do they come and go as they please?
I squash them but somehow they never disappear

27.
Watergate
Sealed the deal and became Nixon’s fate
Tapes and worms in Washington’s debate
The Seventies and Watergate

But he had to go, once he knew, he couldn’t stick
Then came Gerald Ford… and the next word’s trisomic

28.
Trisomic
Writing a verse here is no picnic
I assume it means something quite medic-
al, oh well, that's trisomic

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

29.
Parody
Can draw humour out of malady
By hijacking someone's melody
This song is one long parody

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

30.
Visual
What I saw was so unusual
The horror was surely mutual
I did not need that visual

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

31.
AmIRight
It's where you make your song sham ignite
Parody writers are jammin' tight
Puns up their sleeves at AmIRight

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

32.
Groceries
In some U.S. states they are tax-free
But in Illinois, with grosser ease
They skim some fees, from groceries

Gro-cers, stock shelves with stuff when people go insane
When... the... weatherman says "Here comes a HURRICANE!"

33.
Hurricane!
I can tell because the weather vane
overtook that QANTAS aeroplane
I'm darned sure that spells hurricane

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

34.
Celebrate
Good times, come on... uh oh.. hold on, wait!
That's a different song (and not that great)
Oh, well.. too late to celebrate

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

35.
Bush 'n' Blair
They'll destroy the world, and they don't care
But they think that if they show some flair
We'll keep electing Bush 'n' Blair

How'd they keep their jobs?  I don't know, it's quite unclear
They'll destroy us all, with their weapons, nuclear

36.
Nuclear...
Family: your siblings, ma and pa
To the nursing home to see grandma
Coz she's no longer nuclear

She said "I won't go"; had to throw her in the trunk
This line's got one use: introducing..."cyberpunk"

37.
Cyberpunk
You've got trouble if he's on your trunk
He'll turn your data into piles of junk
A data thief is cyberpunk

Where'd your data go, you won't know, it's all up funked
So if data's missed join the list on cypherpunks

38.
Cypherpunks
Take a message, turn it into junk
Leastways, that is what they do, I thunk
But then, I ain't no cypherpunk

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

39.
Lethargy
Sitting on my a** and not budgin'
Making my buttocks get all pudgy
You get obese from lethargy

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

40.
Heroin
Morphine's super-fast-acting cousin
Blows away the brain's own endorphins
Deep sh** you're in, with heroin

With-draw-al from heroin causes much malaise
As... does... in-di-gestion from year-old green mayonnaise

41.
Mayonnaise
Fatty condiment, I sing your praise
Sticky, sweet and thick like maple glaze
Oh might you leave me mayonnaise

Please... don't... criticize though my thighs are overweight
For... I... will be labeled as such - like Hester's A

42.
Hester's A
When she went and spoiled her chastity
It was branded on her chest today
And was engraved onto her grave

Oh... great...  who'd have thought my consorts that as I say 
These...words... we return to the term of 'Yesterday'

43.
Yesterday
All my feces seemed so far away
But my com-mode is backed up today
Call roto-rooter don't delay

I so have to go, I am woe, hurry repair
Pinch a loaf I must, 'fore I bust, my derriere

44.
Derriere
Irishmen wash theirs with Gaelic care
Then they dry them in the Derry air
So clean, so green, their Derrieres

Some... are... supremely proud of their white-glove-clean bum
So... proud... some swing theirs proudly like a pendulum

45.
Pendulum
Swinging in an old clock’s massive tum
Don’t forget the key or it won’t run
And you’ll have stopped that pendulum

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

46.
Anti-freeze
It's the tipple of choice for alkies
Keeps you warm from your head to your knees
Make dacquiris from anti-freeze

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

47.
Camembert
Kenneth Williams with powdered hair
Of the Fingernail he did despair
A Citizen called Camembert

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

48.
Royalty
It's every copyright holder's fee
Or an in-bred wealthy family
They're both, you see, called "Royalty"

Why... do... Bri-tish people pay to support their Queen?
Don't... they... find that whole Queen-thing a bit Byzantine?

49.
Byzantine
When a great empire has risen clean
So structured they know what 'schism' means
They're rife with thieves, so prison teems

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

50.
Media
Barons like Murdoch get greedier
Daily tabloids getting seedier
You can't escape the media

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

51.
Succotash
It's always sufferin' says that alley cat
Tweedy taught he taw a puddy tat
Then Granny canes his sorry ash

Then there's Bugs Bunny and his friend Yosemite
Fudd's a lot of fun with his gun, it's comedy!

52.
Comedy
like your so-called funny parodies
I'm afraid I deem them ONE-worthy, if
your O.S. dates in-EX-actly

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

53.
Pedantry
Showing learning ostentatiously
Like some brown-nosed kid from Kankakee
What ill annoys, from pedantry

I sure hope someone caught the pun in my last lines
Or have all your brains been thinned out with turpentine?

54.
Turpentine
Doesn't taste so very good in wine
But my woman wants to end my time
So she slipped me some turpentine

Now I, have to go, dying slow, I want to say
Hope the, cops have Monk, or I'm sunk, she'll get away

55.
Getaway
To the seaside for your holiday
Sandflies, sewerage and UV rays
You bet I rue those getaways

Kids are crying out for ice cream in the back seat
You just want to scream: watch your Beemer overheat!

56.
Overheat
What we do when our two bodies meet
And engage in quite amazing feats!
It can be sweet, to overheat!

How the sweat just flows everytime we have a date
How far will we go, I can only speculate

57.
Speculate
Will your parrot-clock procrastinate
And not wake you up but peck you late?
Sell your clock stock, don't speculate!

Why... my... cockatiel appeals to me, I can't say
If... I... liked fish I'd get me a big Manta Ray!

58.
Manta Ray
Found one playing in the sand today
So of course, I pulled by hand away
(I never play with Manta Rays)

On a sandy beach, having Mantas isn’t great
Keep them out of reach, cause they tend to lacerate

59.
Lacerate
When you eat and try to pass a blade
I can't pun about a US state
So I'll just bleed and pass away

Watch the blood here flow, my 'Big O' is a Red Sea
I said something funny, a pun! Who guessed it, eh?

60.
Guessed it, eh?
Yes I did, after a short delay
Ate away at me like tooth decay
Then I perceived I'd guessed it - yay!

Though... most... inside-jokes are below me, I must say
That I'll now refer to this word without delay

61.
Yesticlate
like nearly everything by Em and Jake
my jaded frontal-lobe can't penetrate
I'm sorry Em, but please translate

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

62.
Penetrate
Plunge your penis in and copulate
Pump your piston and ejaculate
That's how a human being mates

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

63.
Buggery
Johnny's giving me butt-thuggery
Soon I fear it will get gluggery
(This thread has gone to buggery)

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

64.
Ovaltine
Is most needed after what I've seen
Reading verses that were most obscene
But I'll calm down with Ovaltine

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

65.
Nicotine
Big buzz when it gets in your bloodstream
It suppresses hunger, keep you lean
Oh joy! Addictive nicotine!

After in-ter-course there is nothing like a smoke
Then a sumptuous three-course meal of artichoke!

66.
Artichoke
Healthy nutrient for every bloke
But if you prefer your beer and smoke
You’ll get angina and you’ll choke

When you gasp for air, tell me was, it worth the slack?
To pass up on making a life as lumberjack

67.
Lumberjack
Sleeps outdoors inside his slumbersack
And when he awakes, he stumbles back
Into his shack, to have a whack

When he comes at daybreak to tend his morning wood
He is lumberwhacking, it’s clearly understood

68.
Understood
When it rained I found a bridge was good
Kept me dry just like a a jacket hood
When there I went and understood

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

69.
Anime
Japanese cartoon technology
I like the "Hentai" variety
Big eyes, you'll see, in Anime

Why... do... Anime characters have such big eyes?
Why... are... their eyes always bizarrely super-sized?

70.
Super-size
Hefty hamburgers and freakish fries
Ailing arteries and thunder thighs
Gigantic guys go Super-size

How I stuff my face everytime I go to eat
And without dessert, any meal is incomplete

71.
Incomplete’s
What a mile is if it miss a feet
So are bonfires without a heat
Like empty seats, they’re incomplete

How to fill such up, I don´t know, it’s really hard
For a wacky bard from the Swedish avant-garde

72.
'Avant-garde'
Is a term sometimes applied to art
That in truth is really just ‘bizarre’
I hold such art in low regard

Dada dee-dee dumb – goodbye Dali, fare thee well
How’d you sell that stuff? Where’d you find your clientele?

73.
Clientele
They no longer have in NHL
The whole season now has gone to Hell
They’re cross-checking their clientele

Fi-gure skating’s up, but it’s not the same, I’ll tell
Rinks are now filled up with high sticking tinkerbells

74.
Tinkerbell
Very tiny but she's hot as hell
Peter's Panhandle it sure did swell
All for the love of Tinkerbell

Things have changed somewhat, you will see, you'll understand
Lawyers preventing us from using Neverland

75.
Neverland
Now more famous for a nether gland
All night sleepovers forever banned
Since tiny fans became out-fanned

Seemed - like - such a nice way to meet a famous star
Sip - some - Jesus juice, and pretend you're his guitar

76.
Superstar
When everybody knows who you are
Get to drive in a sleek uber-car
Oh why achieve, once superstarred?

You... just... kick back and relax once you are up there
Your... a**... I mean, not reaching status 'debonair'

77.
Ampersand
Is quite difficult to write by hand
Those who can are always in demand
They charge a grand, for ampersands

When you write by hand, ampersands can be a pain
Why folks don't just type I can never ascertain

78.
Ascertain
When it's difficult for your brain
The puzzle makes your poor mind strain
It's very difficult to ascertain

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

79.
THC
Marijuana makes you see crazy
Available from friendlyl Macy's
Just light that reef, and feel spacey

Cookies made of hash, when you mash in the seeds
Feeds fifteen. Just serve with jesus juice, freshly squeezed

80.
Handicapped
If I'm un-PC I might get slapped
So this parody's already scrapped
You can't poke fun at handicapped

Let's just leave it here, don't want hassle, don't want scorn
Lets try finding a pot of gold with leprechauns!

81.
Leprechauns
Yiddish-speaking climbers pile gear on
Little Sherpas they call Schleprechauns
They're green and strong, them Schleprechauns!

Why... they... left the Emerald Island, oh who can say
May-be... they gave up Guinness Stout for Chardonnay

82.
Chardonnay
It’s as dry as a Falluja gay
And it’s not for the Al-Qaida way
To alcohol they just say nay

Why’d you treat those guys, you will ask, as you get slashed
As they spill it out, and your blood, all unabashed

83.
Unabashed
At finding all the words that rhyme, like 'clashed'
And crashed and dashed and flashed and gashed and hashed
Lashed, mashed, gnashed, pashed, stashed, thrashed and trashed

Did... I... miss any? Hopefully you won't notice
I... guess... I should just accept my rhymes are hopeless

84.
Vagabond
He looked a little like Mick Jagger, fond
of guzzling vino from a bag beyond
his park bench, "Chateau Vagabond"

As - a - child he sighed that one day he'd be well-known
And - you - can't deny he's become a rolling stone

85.
Rolling Stone
Jagger swallowing a microphone
Or a magazine read on 'the throne'
They both are known as, Rolling Stone

Do... they... pay Bob Dylan a hefty royalty?
Well, at least they owe him undying loyalty

86.
Loyalty
Is a card that Tesco's gave to me
And it gives me lots of things for free
In return for my Loyalty

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

87.
Asterisk
Language simply too f*cked-up to risk
Never makes it past the censor's frisk
Cen-sor, please kissk, my a**terisk

Use... that... little star to obscure profanity
Then... feel... proud you did, and pump-up your vanity

88.
Vanity
For Leo this is insanity
And un-fair (oh the hilarity)
Trump's wife should be 'I-vanity'

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

89.
Sweet relief
What to eat to lighten up the grief
Though they’re rather bad for things like teef
But still we love our, sweet relief

Wow…I… ate so much now I think I’m almost full
Just…a…few more I can sit through a musical

90.
Musical
My very faVORite muse, ick, all
Unless you are seeing "Seussical"
I recommend, a musical

In New York I go to the shows, they keep me sane
I keep pining for something more, with Nathan Lane

91.
Nathan Lane
He's a man who lives to entertain
But this often leads to vocal strain
Which causes pain for, Nathan Lane

He's... worked... hard for years, his success is not a fluke
And... he... earns his cheers, quite unlike that Bastard Luke

92.
Bastard Luke
Perry, Skywalker, Brattoni, Duke?
One of them is due a large rebuke
But oh, which is the Bastard Luke?

If… to... Brisbane you go, Ralphing is the guy to see
He's... no… stuffy toff, not one of the bourgeoisie

93.
Bourgoisie
These are folks much better off than me
Status, education, and money
And fam'ly tree, dammed Bourgoisie!

But… it’s… proles like me that the world depends upon
Kingston, Kankakee, Kokomo or Kazhakstan

94.
Kazhakstan
It’s not even near Jamaica, mahn!
Though their cosmonauts’ like ganja, ahhn
Goes up in smoke, in Kazhazstan

Why they fly from there, I don’t know, it’s nowhere all
And if something’s wrong they might land in Senegal

95.
Senegal
Where folks speak with a deep southern drawl
But they don’t use words like and YEP and Y'ALL
Not guys and dolls in Senegal

Home… of… Youssou N’Dour, there his early days were spent
And his love endures for his native continent

96.
Continent
With a-l suffix, Chris Walken's gent
With i-n prefix, that gent just went
Con-ti-nen-tal's incontinent!

Is... the... land down under continent or island?
Or... is... Australia a place full of Merry Men?

97.
Merry Men
Prance about in tights like fairies, then
Robin's straight but they are very bent
It'th thuch a teathe: gay merriment

Check... out... their Fat Friar's new attire, it's a chick's dress
And... Maid... Marion? Thespian without success

98.
Prodigies
Can be troubled souls ironically
Their genius is there for all to see
But focussed quite specific'ly

Wwhy... do... we expect them to live like normal folk
Where... there's... flames, there's often a blinding cloud of smoke

99.
Irony
Do you mean something made from Fe?
Or perhaps an incongruity
Not sure I can do irony

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

100.
Mutilate
Like what you did to that food you ate
That's what happens when you masticate
Or, cows that wait can moo too late

I... like... virgin cows, for they look into your eyes
And... they... take a vow that their milk is Pasteurized

101.
Pasteurised
is the coolest milk they've yet devised
of good and purity it is comprised
so Maccas sells it super-sized

Why... drink... beer or wine if you're just in search of thrills
Hop... down... to the deli for pasteurised fresh milk...s

102.
Satisfy
Urges that you need to gratify
So go on, Emi, start to bat an eye
Cuz you deserve a better guy!

I... just... saw ol' Stu's, clever news, what a smart guy!
Make... us... link our verses. He's wise like samurai!

103.
Samurai,
Kind of like a Japanese Jedi
But our fella's not a happy guy
He's fed up being Samurai

Dude just wants to be on TV, presenting shows
Watch him do his thing; chat-show king of Tokyo!

104.
Tokyo
Home of 'Japanese Pinocchio'
Made of Bonsai, not the oak we know;
Wee-nocchio: We hope he grows!

And... Ge... petto-san stamped his boy "Made in Japan"
Be... cause... some folks thought that the boy was Peking Man

105.
PEKING-MAN

Well, might as well keep the ball rolling:

Peeking Man
I’m quite sure he was a streaking man
Then he did evolve to speaking man
And next to come is geeky man

Will those learn to walk, I don’t know, they’re stuck at desks
Hear their future’s song, it’ll be long and Kafkaesque

KAFKAESQUE

firstly, congratulations K1 - some brilliant ideas just don't stick, but yours has - and it might end up like one of those community quilts that draws the spirit of the amiright community together - and it would be hard to come up with a greater collaborative creative effort than a 1000-verse parody.

secondly, just for the challenge, I'm going to add lines 5 and 6 to all my early 4-line entries, AND try to end line 6 with the word that starts the next verse (to seamlessly maintain continuity) then I'll send them to you to replace my 4-line originals

thirdly, Leo has a good point, and the 1-hour solution is good, except that there'd be a "1 hour + 1 second" bunfight between everyone who thought of and wrote verses in that hour and wanted theirs to get up.

Also if there's a 1 hour forced wait after each submission, we might be messing with the rolling-momentum the thread has established, which it needs to surf comfortably to 1000 entries

As Grand Poobah of this thread, K1, it's you who gets to decide rule changes, and I submit to you 2 options

1. don't change anything.  In Australia, when I'm posting there's never a rush -
   some words sit for 12 hours waiting to be acted on, so nervous U.S. newbies could just log on late at night
   and almost certainly get a verse in

2. newbies (3 or less submissions - self-regulated) can push a PAUSE button - by replying with "PAUSE - their name"
    which then gives them Leo's hour of exclusive rights to write and submit, then it's free-for-all again
    the benefit being that only occasionally (rather than every time) does the 1-hour wait come into play

Personally, I like #1, because it's simple, and there may not even be a problem.
Or you could try #2, list it in the rules at the top of the thread so newbies will see it when investigating the thread, and if the PAUSE button is never enacted, then at least we'd know there wasn't that nervous-newbie problem

again, congrats, mate :D

 

Kafkaesque
Is what my world is like behind my desk
IMO, it's getting more grotesque
Than simply, merely
Kafkaesque


Mazeltov

Mazeltov.
Hannibal Lecter was Handukkuhffed.
Chopped his hand off, hey dude y'arm:mulchked.
Tough set of teeth, so Muzzle'stuff.

Oh...I... just don't know, any Jewish terms like 'Oy'l.
So...for...give me as I try and pun 'Burl meets goy.'

Xylophone...

Wow. Stellar idea, Peter. And grrreat stuff, everyone.

Y'all are doing a great job on the verses, but it seems there aren't enough bridges to go around, so I'll contribute one of those:

Why'd this half-assed song get so long? It's hard to say
I slapped on a verse - now it's worse than "Yesterday"

xoxox
Spaff

P.S. For the lexically chaste among us: Feel free to substitute "half-baked" for "half-assed."

xylophone
plunk the keys, sounds like a dial tone
chances are if you're a guy, no bone
no ladies with a xylophone

my musical talents fly under the radar
I know what i bet, i'll go get, a bitchin car!

bitchin car

b!tch in car,
What the kids do when the trip is far,
Like from Aberdeen to Zanzibar
Oh, life is hard in
Bitchin' cars

When... you... plan a road trip, consider DVDs
And... make... sure you load up when driving overseas...

OVERSEAS

OVERSEAS



overseas
you can pretty much do as you please
dent a car, offend some Japanese
coz no-one sues you overseas

un...less...you take sides in a regional dispute   
you'll...be...kneeling down, on TV, in an orange suit


orange suits

Orange suits
Better than bananas or starfruits
And pear underwear sticks to your glutes
Much more a-peel-ing, orange suits

That last verse made no goddamn sense, I will concede
But I don't get paid, hey..not even chickenfeed

Chickenfeed

Chickenfeed

After working fingers till they bleed
I’d prefer some money, yes indeed
To chickenfeed and rotten Swedes

My! This farmhouse blows, But I know I’m just an ass
I’ll kill something soon and wind up in Alcatraz

Alcatraz

…I'm going to add lines 5 and 6 to all my early 4-line entries, AND try to end line 6 with the word that starts the next verse (to seamlessly maintain continuity) then I'll send them to you to replace my 4-line originals…


Good Idea. And feel free to do the same to all other places where the “standard lines 5-6” now are. I don’t expect everyone who have submitted so far wants do this so maybe we should just say doing that is a free for all thing too?



…the 1-hour solution is good, except that there'd be a "1 hour + 1 second" bunfight between everyone who thought of and wrote verses in that hour and wanted theirs to get up.

Also if there's a 1 hour forced wait after each submission, we might be messing with the rolling-momentum the thread has established, which it needs to surf comfortably to 1000 entries…


Without calling it a rule we could open this up for experimentation. Anyone who wants the next word very badly could just post something like; “Hey! I’m on this one, give me an hour from now” and we'll see how it works.



As Grand Poobah of this thread, K1…

Grand Poobah? I think I prefer the term “Kahuna of Kausality”, thank you very much!  :P

Wow. Stellar idea, Peter. And grrreat stuff, everyone.

Y'all are doing a great job on the verses, but it seems there aren't enough bridges to go around, so I'll contribute one of those:

Why'd this half-assed song get so long? It's hard to say
I slapped on a verse - now it's worse than "Yesterday"

xoxox
Spaff

P.S. For the lexically chaste among us: Feel free to substitute "half-baked" for "half-assed."


Welcome on board Spaff. We'll see if that bridge will fit in somewhere. In the meantime I'll make it a new mission to end line 6 with "half-baked ass" as a tribute to the mighty Spaff!  ;D

Alcohol, AmIRight, Ampersand, Amputate, Anime, Anti-Freeze, Argument, Artichoke, Ascertain, Aspirin, Asterisk, Avant-Garde, Balcony, Basketball, Bastard-Luke, Bitchin'-Car/b!tch-In-Car, Bladder-Scan, Blunderbuss, Bourgoisie, Buggery, Bush-n-Blair, Byzantine, Camembert, Celebrate, Cellophane, Centrigrade, Chardonnay, Clientele, Comedy, Continent, Cyberpunk, Cypherpunks, Derriere, Disappear, Dynasty, Flatulence, Fortunate, Getaway, Groceries, Guessed-It-Eh?, Handicapped, Heroin, Hester’s-A, History, Hurricane, Incomplete, Irony, Johnny D, Kafkaesque, Kazhakstan, Lacerate, Leprechauns, Lethargy, Loyalty, Lumberjack, Manta Ray, Masturbate, Mayonnaise, Mazel-Tov, Media, Merry-Men, Mitigate, Musical, Mutilate, Nathan-Lane, Neverland, Nicotine, Nostril-Hair, NRA, Nuclear, Orange-Suit, Ovaltine, Overheat, Overseas, Pakistan, Parody, Pasteurized, Pedantry, Peking-Man, Pendulum, Penetrate, Prodigies, Rolling-Stone, Royalty, Samurai, Satisfy, Senegal, Speculate, Succotash, Super-Size, Superstar, Sweet-Relief, Syzygy, THC, Tinkerbelle, Tokyo, Tooth-Decay, Trisomic, Turpentine, Unabashed, Understood, Urinate, Vagabond, Vanity, Vicodin, Visual, Watergate, Xylophone, Yesterday, Yesteryear, Yesticlate...


Thanx to Armstrong we now also have a word beginning with X on that list. Not that it's ever been a sub-mission (I just realized myself) but that now leaves us to use words or phrases beginning with E, J (unless we count the Johnny D verse taken off the official list), Q and Z.

Chickenfeed

After working fingers till they bleed
I’d prefer some money, yes indeed
To chickenfeed and rotten Swedes

My! This farmhouse blows, But I know I’m just an a**
I’ll kill something soon and wind up in Alcatraz

Alcatraz



To save your scrolling fingers: Next word is still ALCATRAZ...

Alcatraz:
Have you heard what kind of club it has?
They just sing-sing, but they don’t play jazz
There’s no pizzazz at
Alcatraz

But… if… you like sax, it can be the place to go
You… can… just relax and tune in to zydeco

ZYDECO

Alcatraz:
Have you heard what kind of club it has?
They just sing-sing, but they don’t play jazz
There’s no pizzazz at
Alcatraz

But… if… you like sax, it can be the place to go
You… can… just relax and tune in to zydeco

ZYDECO


Sing-Sing! LOL! And I bet you started sketching that "but if you like sax" line with a different kind of conjugation in mind. Anyway...

Zydeco
It’s New Orleans music Art Deco
But I’ll tell you, I can’t get no flow
I’ll have to rhyme with El-Greco

While I honk my horn, I feel like a half-baked a**
But I do not mind cos today it’s Mardi Gras

As for Art Deco, well I like to wear a bra
If that's art depends if it's Yule or Mardi Gras

Mardi Gras

Mardi Gras
Has a silent "s" so rhymes with "Car"
Means "Fat Tuesday", which is quite bizarre
So let's all drink to Mardi Gras


Oxygen

Mardi Gras
Has a silent "s" so rhymes with "Car"


Oh sheeshe! The pronunciation add-on to my Babylon transation software tool tells me that its not silent, but I've just been using it for about a month and this was not the first reason I now have to doubt the correctness of that add-on...  :(

Ah well, I've added alternative 5-6s above.  :D

Thanx to Armstrong we now also have a word beginning with X on that list. Not that it's ever been a sub-mission (I just realized myself) but that now leaves us to use words or phrases beginning with E, J (unless we count the Johnny D verse taken off the official list), Q and Z.


Thanks to Armstrong? Hmph! >:( I tells ya, I don't get no respect!

Oxygen.
Needed to fuel thoughts and cognition.
O2, chemical composition.
Brain dead, don't breathe, politicians.

It... is... in the air. Everywhere that you can go.
And... it's... bottled and sold holy at Jericho.

JERICHO...

Thanks to Armstrong? Hmph! >:( I tells ya, I don't get no respect!


Oops! (again). Sorry Luke! My bad.  :-[  :-\\ :-[

Credit should o.c be with the one who set it up as the next word.

Keep 'em coming, the harder the better...

Oxygen.
Needed to fuel thoughts and cognition.
O2, chemical composition.
Brain dead, don't breathe, politicians.

It... is... in the air. Everywhere that you can go.
And... it's... bottled and sold holy at Jericho.

JERICHO...



Jericho
Was a guy in school where I did go
Couldn’t hold his own, oh no, no, no
He honked his horn that Jericho

He could cleanse a room and take colour of a Benz
As the walls came down we did blame his flatulence

No, wait, we already used flatulence...

Jericho
Was a guy in school where I did go
Couldn’t hold his own, oh no, no, no
He honked his horn that Jericho

He could cleanse a room and take colour of a Benz
Once the walls came down and took out a lot of friends

LOT OF FRIENDS

(Lot of friends is not a three syllable word but I can't come up with a better 'repair' and we've had some phrases and even an abbreviation before so...)

lots of friends
will not tell you if you have split ends
they're too worried they will cause offence
by chipping in with their two cents

so...you...go through life with a head of damaged hair
peo...ple...snig-ger but you're completely unaware


unaware

lots of friends
will not tell you if you have split ends
they're too worried they will cause offence
by chipping in with their two cents

so...you...go through life with a head of damaged hair
peo...ple...snig-ger but you're completely unaware


unaware


Unaware
Software that does not know you are there
Screaming at it and pull-ing your hair
It doesn't care --- it's una-ware

Soft... ware... should realize that to us, it's just a slave
But... some... times it flips us the bird and misbehaves

Misbehave

Misbehave
All the critics of AmIRight do rave
About the parodies that we crave
And make us further misbehave

Rivalry

lots of friends
will not tell you if you have split ends


LOL! I guess I inspired that line with my 'repair'.  ;D

Misbehave
Critics of AmIRight do rave
About the parodies that we crave
And make us further misbehave

Rivalry


Scathe, unless I'm not getting your pronounciation, I think that there might be a word missing in line 2, "they do rave"? ???

Scathe, unless I'm not getting your pronounciation, I think that there might be a word missing in line 2, "they do rave"? ???


:-\\ :-\\
Try to think of Critics of AmIRight as the "they" in "they do say" and it should sound right.

:-\\ :-\\
Try to think of Critics of AmIRight as the "they" in "they do say" and it should sound right.



I too can't get you line 2 to pace without another syllable - were you emphasising the "ics" in "critics"?? - because that works

;D  Fixed it.

Rivalry
Bear in mind Cain from the Bible, he
Dealt with Abel fratricidally
Not brotherly,
Their rivalry

Brothers always do have antagonistic stuff
Only very few go beyond mere fisticuffs

FISTICUFFS

Rivalry
Bear in mind Cain from the Bible, he
Dealt with Abel fratricidally
Not brotherly,
Their rivalry

Brothers always do have antagonistic stuff
Only very few go beyond mere fisticuffs

FISTICUFFS


Fisticuffs
When some bastards steal the bong you puff
Or if younger, your marshmallow fluff
You’ll take’em down in fisticuffs

What they said to you, you don’t know, it’s kinda dim
But the court demands you’ll recall it verbatim

VERBATIM

Verbatim,
When you recall every word at 'em.
What'd Luke say to delete thread-chattin'?
Screw that, just heave
Crude verbsatim.

Wish... I'd... thought to use, less abuse in my replies.
I... caused... The Only Thread that Matters' demise.

IMBECILE

Verbatim,
When you recall every word at 'em.
What'd Luke say to delete thread-chattin'?
Screw that, just heave
Crude verbsatim.

Wish... I'd... thought to use, less abuse in my replies.
I... caused... The Only Thread that Matters' demise.

IMBECILE


Imbecile
With a brain the size o’ sheep, no shrill!
They should all be washed up in Brazil
Those cortex chall-enged imbeciles

Now I’ll ‘pologize, cos Brazil’s done nothing wrong
I’ve had one too much and this verse’a drinking song

DRINKING SONG

Drinking Song:
That’s a tune that goes on far too long,
Like a never-ending game of Pong
Or Donkey Kong –
A drinking song

E...lec… tronic games can be sometimes fun to play
But... they... can be endless once they are underway

UNDERWAY

Underway
Is something I can't do today
For my weight is nearly 90k
I over- and not underweigh

Why I'm oh, so gross, I don't know it ain't OK
I ate... hell, all night now I might just underweigh



Cyanide

Underway
Is something I can't do today
For my weight is nearly 90k
I over- and not underweigh

Why I'm oh, so gross, I don't know it ain't OK
I ate... hell, all night now I might just underweigh



Cyanide



Cyanide
"When they see me, birdies try an' hide"
"But they'll go for nuts with cyanide"
Tom Lehrer's lines, I've plagiarized...

Pigeons...live throughout Britain on that foggy isle
When...they...make more pigeons, they do it doggy style

Doggy Style

Doggy style
Something I've not tried in quite a while
Though the memory still stirs a smile
As I remember doggy style

Facing back to front's quite a stunt, yes quite a trick
Don't do up your flies, or you might get an arsenic....


Arsenic

Arsenic
Something that can make you very sick
So rush to the doctor very quick
If you should lick
Some arsenic

What… can… do the trick to curtail frivolity?
Serve… up… arsenic of the highest quality!

QUALITY

Alcatraz, Alcohol, AmIRight, Ampersand, Amputate, Anime, Anti-Freeze, Argument, Arsenic, Artichoke, Ascertain, Aspirin, Asterisk, Avant-Garde, Balcony, Basketball, Bastard-Luke, Bitchin'-Car/b!tch-In-Car, Bladder-Scan, Blunderbuss, Bourgoisie, Buggery, Bush-n-Blair, Byzantine, Camembert, Celebrate, Cellophane, Centrigrade, Chardonnay, Chickenfeed, Clientele, Comedy, Continent, Cyanide, Cyberpunk, Cypherpunks, Derriere, Disappear, Doggy-Style, Drinking-Song, Dynasty, Fisticuffs, Flatulence, Fortunate, Getaway, Groceries, Guessed-It-Eh?, Handicapped, Heroin, Hester’s-A, History, Hurricane, Imbecile, Incomplete, Irony, Jericho, Johnny-D, Kafkaesque, Kazhakstan, Lacerate, Leprechauns, Lethargy, Lots-Of-Friends, Loyalty, Lumberjack, Manta-Ray, Mardi-Gras, Masturbate, Mayonnaise, Mazel-Tov, Media, Merry-Men, Misbehave, Mitigate, Musical, Mutilate, Nathan-Lane, Neverland, Nicotine, Nostril-Hair, NRA, Nuclear, Orange-Suits, Ovaltine, Overheat, Overseas, Oxygen, Pakistan, Parody, Pasteurized, Pedantry, Peking-Man, Pendulum, Penetrate, Prodigies, Quality, Rivalry, Rolling-Stone, Royalty, Samurai, Satisfy, Senegal, Speculate, Succotash, Super-Size, Superstar, Sweet-Relief, Syzygy, THC, Tinkerbelle, Tokyo, Tooth-Decay, Trisomic, Turpentine, Unabashed, Unaware, Understood, Underway, Urinate, Vagabond, Vanity, Verbatim, Vicodin, Visual, Watergate, Xylophone, Yesterday, Yesteryear, Yesticlate, Zydeco...

FYI: 'E' is the only beginning letter still unused...

Quality,
Like the ending of this parody.
As we complete going A to Z. (apologies to my fellow 'Zed'-pronouncers)
My next word starts with letter 'E'.

Are...you... all ready? Finale of this here show!
...oh...right... still eight hundred and sixty eight to go!

ENEMA

Quality,
Like the ending of this parody.
As we complete going A to Z. (apologies to my fellow 'Zed'-pronouncers)
My next word starts with letter 'E'.

Are...you... all ready? Finale of this here show!
...oh...right... still eight hundred and sixty eight to go!

ENEMA


Enema
This is something that I’ve learned from Ma
When acyclic prunes is good fer ya
It takes your ass from “aaah!” to “blah!”

Why it makes you go, I don’t know, I cannot say
And I really hope you won’t need it everyday

EVERYDAY

everyday
my wife cooks for me a cheese souffle
I say "darling, one day could we stray....
and order Chinese takeaway?"

but..she...used to live on a farm in Whittlesea
so...we...daily give to our farming industry 

industry

Industry
You say "Great for the economy"
Until your backyard's a factory
Then you'll object to industry

When...a...smokestack falls, people all let out a cheer
Blow..ing up's a gas, for a plastique cavalier

Cavalier....

Hard to get
for sweet Romeo was Juliet
should've settled for a dumb brunette
and not upset the Capulets

why...she...had to die, he don't know, he couldn't say
so...he...suicided, to everyone's dismay

suicide

Suicide
Is a past-time that I haven't tried
Though I think I've got some cyanide
It's rather good for suicide

I won't kill myself, 'cause my health's still fairly great
But kill someone else: homicide makes me salivate


Salivate

Salivate


Does that rhyme with "bate/mate/etc" or "cat/rat/etc"?

I hope it's okay if I do another one!


Because you're new here we'll allow it, but the purpose of this thread is to "pass the buck/next verse" over to another writer.

If you´re coming up with more than one verse on a subject I suggest you go for a third and forth too, and post it as a full parody over at www.amiright.com. (From the top of my head I can't recall having seen your name there so I'm taking this chance to plug for it if you're not familiar with it).

Does that rhyme with "bate/mate/etc" or "cat/rat/etc"?



the former, K1

and I'll vouch for Brian Damaged - he I mean SHE is aware of AmIright - check out her very accomplished parody with a twist today at
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/franksinatra38.shtml

Thanks, Stu -- I don't think understand your comment about my parody, but thank you!



I sort of explained it on the parody thread.  I, maybe uniquely, thought it had a twist, because it started off funny, then suddenly ended serious - sounding a bit autobiographical?

btw your name, and the fact you love cars and beer, gives me (in a very sexist way) the impression you're male, yet you're female - right?

I sort of explained it on the parody thread.  I, maybe uniquely, thought it had a twist, because it started off funny, then suddenly ended serious - sounding a bit autobiographical?

btw your name, and the fact you love cars and beer, gives me (in a very sexist way) the impression you're male, yet you're female - right?


Maybe he (if so) just clicked for the wrong symbol and havent noticed? I know I wouldn't if you hadn't pointed it out. They're rather small and with that colour on this background I can hardly see them at all anyway.

Now, over to next verse:


Salivate
Over verses that we do misstate
Over his dead ma did Norman Bates
We all do that, except my dates

Why we drool like fools, I don’t know, but it’s not chic
So I’ll move again and this time to Mozambique

MOZAMBIQUE

I understand now.  I didn't mean it to be a twist.  I guess I could have made it more serious all the way through.  Thank you for the nice scoring anyway.  And I am a 'male'.  Afterwords, I saw that my page said 'female', but I don't believe in traditional gender stereotypes anyway, so I just left it. :-)

How many people should I let go first before I add another verse?  And do I have to use the last word of the second part as the starting word for the next person?  It seems like some people do it that way, and some people dont.  ?

How many people should I let go first before I add another verse?  And do I have to use the last word of the second part as the starting word for the next person?  It seems like some people do it that way, and some people dont.  ?


Well, I guess it's up to me, the Big Kahuna of Somewhat Koherent Kausality on this thread, to "lay down the law" in some way on this, but for the record let me just say that I don't really believe in absolute rules here, it would never work, just look at the ban on sex type parodies on AmIright and how some of the incredibly creative writers here *cough* johnny d *cough* have come up with stuff that works around that.

As for how many you should let go first I'd say that ONE is quite enough to keep the fun in it. Though if noone has posted after you in say 24 hours that means in theory that everyone online in the whole world has had their coffee break chance to do it and that you should be allowed to do one more. So go for it. It would be too easy to break a no-no rule anyway for anyone who'd get a kick out of that, just sign up with a second account and duel-post with yourself. (I can't see the fun it that, but someone propably would. As the saying goes here in Sweden; "there's people for everything").

We started off posting much faster than that on this thread and looking back you can see that there was actually some very quick exchanges between two writers (or more) immediately picking up on each others passes. I don't know if we'll ever get back to that, but those were fun.  ;D

As for using the next word as the last word in your own line 6 I'd say that it's preferable, but not mandatory, it will make the final 1000 verse parody look much better but we'll never get that far anyway if we enforce "rules" on the behalf of "fun". Try to leave off with words or phrases or well known abbreviations that are funny and/or challening and/or anything that you think will bring out the "Hey! I wanna do that verse" in the next person to come along.

  //  Peter "K1chyd" Andersson

Mozambique,
Holiday that aint a frozen week.
Just landmines that cause explodin' feet.
A knotted sleeve is oh-so chic.

You... said... not to go to the snow this holiday.
My... limbs... now wrapped in a full-body tourniquet!

TOURNIQUET...

Tourniquet,
Tell me, have you stopped the bleeding yet?
Just hold on until I call the vet
To mend my pet,
Oh tourniquet

If... you... bite my ass, my pet donkey's gonna bleed
So... just... ride my ass -- satisfaction's guaranteed!

GURANTEED

Guranteed
Is a spelling that's not often seed
And if Leo had noticed it, he'd
Probably spell it "guaranteed"

Why he spelt it so, I don't know - maybe he'll say
I've spelt such things wrong, but so long to My toupée


My toupée

I'd correct myself, but I wouldn't want to render your verse invalid.
:P

Guranteed
Is a spelling that's not often seed
And if Leo had noticed it, he'd
Probably spell it "guaranteed"

Why he spelt it so, I don't know - maybe he'll say
I've spelt such things wrong, but so long to My toupée


My toupée


My toupee
I did steal from Captain Kirk today
Now it’s here and it is hair to stay
I’ll get a life, through my toupee

But it troubles me, that it’s tribble hair all through
And it procreates, it’s twelve inches hitherto

HITHERTO

Hitherto
This thing’s jumpy as a kangaroo
And this verse I now will pitch into
It’s safe to say it’s overdue

Why? It’s easter now, and I guess we’re off to hatch
But… I… wrote this one just so I could reattach

REATTACH

This is a really cool thread, but it looks like I need to breathe some life into it.
*light bulb turns on*

REATTACH
I knew this surgery had a catch
The errors here he cannot patch
My foot he cannot reattach

CPR

(CPR? Sounds like a great new role in Star Wars III)

CPR!
Golden robots now built creepier.
R2-D2 getting beepier.
New characters? I'm sleepier.

Hey... C...3PO! A no-show for the next film.
Just... this... new robot, CPR, we will love him.

MAYBELLINE...

Maybelline
is a hit with the transvestitie scene
along with dresses a strange shade of green
and dodgy wigs on which they're keen

why they like these things I don't know, I couldn't say
what makes them all choose Valerie as their soubriquet

soubriquet

Maybelline
is a hit with the transvestitie scene
along with dresses a strange shade of green
and dodgy wigs on which they're keen

why they like these things I don't know, I couldn't say
what makes them all choose Valerie as their soubriquet

soubriquet


Soubriquet,
Is an alias or AKA
As 'Leola' is to 'Leo Jay'
(I like to play with soubriquets...)

With too many names, you might not know who you are...
(On the other hand, it might just be wunderbar!)

WUNDERBAR

Soubriquet,
Is an alias or AKA
As 'Leola' is to 'Leo Jay'
(I like to play with soubriquets...)

With too many names, you might not know who you are...
(On the other hand, it might just be wunderbar!)

WUNDERBAR



Wunderbar
Wonder Woman went and mooned a car
Then I spanked her with a tuned guitar
And George Clooney re-Clooned her bra

Stu...pid...rhymes like those are silly but fun to rap
Just...like...fuming farts that sound like a thunderclap

Thunderclap

Thunderclap
louder (much) than popping bubblewrap
For brainy weathermen they're fun-to-map
though sad, that energy, none-can-tap

they - just - watch the sky-shows in awe, time and again
they're - the - hottest sights going (for the weathermen)


weathermen

Weathermen
Documenting on the elements.
They're a really cheery brethren.
Get venom from the feminists.

Oh...they...all report if it's rained (after it's poured.)
Quite...a...spooky practise just like a ouija board.

OUIJA BOARD

Ouija Board
What it says should really be ignored
It's a pastime for the really bored
That wee, and boring ouija board

Why it's misused so, I don't know - like I should care?
But last time, I note - it said vote for Tony Blair


Tony Blair

(thanks for the hospital handpass Johnny D!)
Please watch Mary Poppins to fully appreciate the source of my accent for this one...


Tony Blair
we think e is awfly debonair
wif that luvly thatcher mousy hair
Cherie, we warns you: Be prepared...

we - orl - luv 'ow e - nods iz 'ead, and swings iz toosh
may - be - that's ow e - got in bed, wif Mister Bush


Mister Bush

(uh oh)

Mister Bush.
Wasn't in the plan to fist her tush.
'Whoops a daisy! Now I'll pull, you push.'
Embarrassing... I Mister Bush.

Did...I... cross the line with that rhyme? Hopefully so.
Cuz...the...attendence of this thread is really slow.

REALLY SLOW...

Really Slow
Is the top sped that my car will go
Never should have bought that old Peugeot
I get to places really slow

Thirteen K.P.H. is the fastest I can roll
I was passed today by a couple on a stroll

Saturate

Saturate
Remove double-bonds from fat you ate
Raise the melting-point of the substrate
That happens when you saturate

Why the polyunsaturated fats are so
Much better for you, I don't know, no I dunno


I dunno

I dunno
the answers Bob says, in the wind, doth blow
or the capital of Idaho
I'm just an Aussie guy you know

I...dun...no why we...need these answers in our head
I...just...go "beats me"...then I google it instead



Google it

Google it.
Learn new ways to clean out bugel spit.
Efficient? Dude, it's a frugal hit.
Info retrieved, just google it.

If... there's... any site, AmIRight comes second to.
It... is... Google, that or the site for wacky goo.

WACKY GOO...

No verse, but...

The Site for Wacky Goo

No verse, but...


...No better, either.

*suhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-wish*

FYI - I haven't drifted away from this thread, still watching it, it's just that my parody writing quota this week has gone to full originals, I was working on "saturate" but was beaten to it. Keep em coming.  :)

No verse, but...

The Site for Wacky Goo


Here's the first page translated, if you're vaguely interested....

2005 March 25th Friday the dragon ball quiz very, today looking at the noon gong, without bursting into laughter it is wacky which does not enter! Today we would like to have doing the quiz in the people who have looked at WACKY WIDE WEB. I being oneself satisfactory, it made, it is the dragon ball quiz. Temporarily the pot that it is the ど it was busy? However was, problem to comic 20 volumes was prepared. The quiz each time with random 7 questions is designed in such a way that it is made questions. In the future it keeps adding the number of problems steadily and, also contribution from everyone waiting in the pleasure, it increases. When trouble and thought etc. it is, we request the mail. In order dragon ball quiz 2005 March 23rd Wednesday to receive salary from noon gong future account it went to making in the company designated bank. The noon gong saw completely with favor and became without the れ. TBS "being able to tell, word of love" Although the variety it is not, the thing you can laugh enormously, it is, don't you think?. Why, it cries with 1 letter where with opening degree of exposure of the performer is high, passes and deteriorates and the ちゃ っ is voice of the priest of the り and the church is ガラガラ, I see very pleasantly. Characters introduction sentence of part Unless < wholehearted one side, being convinced is extreme, becomes as desired the hysteria is caused. > Don't you think? almost it is the sickness. 2005 March 20th Sunday you graduated the professional school on the 18th. In the gratitude meeting of evening thermal singing/stating it did subject song of the dragon ball, under 1 hour also secondary meeting with the short karaoke, the bad paste doing, enjoyed to that appearance. Because about only 500 Yen you used in the secondary meeting, yesterday Okusan and the sukiyaki was made. ず? The っ buying also the desired cookstove, at the foot warmer the ぐ it comes after the black hair Japanese Cattle.... And today the ぐ it comes after alone.... While eating the sukiyaki, admiring the movie of the dragon ball. The cooking liquor it was to place and, empathy was extreme at random, in the end was moved to tears. Deflection? ッシュ! ! ! The っ which 2005 March 16th Wednesday is hiding taste hiding taste っ て what! ? Making Okusan and the supper, at the time of the る, it hid and that the subject which you say whether it is taste っ て what came up. Taste is hidden, simply just that? If taste is hidden, it is not necessary to insert it isn't? In the first place hidden inhaling, it is what! ? When it adds to seasoning how cooking, almost hiding, it seems the る way it is it isn't? You inserted, but end, you verify with naked eye, it is harsh, it is it isn't? ? Because meaning you do not know, it will be nervous, on the one hand was. 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When on the 7th of next month, the thing to be enormous unfortunate so the person who does the face is happened to see in Tokyo, please encouraging by all means. Because he is that I. 2005 March 14th Monday... with 2 day continuation, the friend came to play with 2 day continuation. With 2 day continuation, the friend came to staying. With 2 day continuation, you played with the friend and dragon ball Z3. With 2 day continuation, the friend and the liquor were drunk. With 2 day continuation, the friend gave the condom. 2005 March 11th Friday in animation the gong obtaining it is the way of the relieved present visor seeing, I just a little was delightful. Usually as for ジャイアン and スネオ, the extension which reaches the point where also impossible thing it is possible the gong obtaining it is with the instrument doing thickly practically, the け doing, "either the gong obtaining is favor of the instrument" does not do that it doubts. That like conduct of the shocker which either attack do, watches over the mask rider who changes gently, that thought whether it is tacit comprehension. But either the gong obtaining is so was not! How, as for the mothers of each character, vis-a-vis the situation which cannot be actuality, as for everything when also the gong obtaining is work, it judged calmly. With this, as for not doubting that ジャイアン and スネオ the gong obtaining are the instrument, "animation therefore" are not and "therefore the fool" with probably are to be able to say. The gong obtaining of large popularity animation it is, it was possible to be the animation which properly has meaning. But the road which 2005 March 10th Thursday the portable telephone you walk it has had making the supper it is recently in Okusan the way of the visor the lunch it went to buying in the ほ っ or the ほ っ or the cottage. Then, the strange spectacle that was viewed to the child who does the pacifier fumbles the portable telephone. Finally, they are such age or.... To the young generation as for the portable telephone keeps spreading, whether the time where I am about the high school student being. Don't you think? well, in the student as for the portable telephone however there is also the how opinion there is no necessity because so it could point age, the ぇ? . Nevertheless, the pacifier baby what does by the portable telephone? Something is possible, that you say? The milk how it does not come out! 2005 March 9th Wednesday リニューアル very, it is wacky of the WACKY WIDE WEB curator. As for the person who has come to the usual seeing however you were surprised probably will be, as for the coconut it is WACKY WIDE WEB not to be wrong. If it is quick, from this month you become the society member, it is to put out, the title picture decorating forever with the オッパイ bare older sister, and others thinking that there is no れ, you ran and tried climbing the stairway of the adult. It remodels with the abrupt idea and the ちゃ っ high and others, log something of the diaries is not compiled completely, it is, don't you think?. Because it keeps releasing gradually, while you being done by with also the hay fever, waiting freely and easily, the て. 2005 March 6th Sunday オッス and オラオス! WACKY WIDE WEB in some air was 1st anniversary. These 1 years, renewal frequency decreased sharply, renewal frequency decreased sharply, renewal frequency decreased sharply and/or, was a various thing. Recently, although you say, that it was 20 years old, at the hospital was wrong to the woman in the nurse. The thing to be enormous it is humiliation as a man. The kind of air where murderous intent certain ones are visible first did.

2005 March 25th Friday the dragon ball quiz very, today looking at the noon gong, without bursting into laughter it is wacky which does not enter! Today we would like to have doing the quiz in the people who have looked at WACKY WIDE WEB. I being oneself satisfactory, it made, it is the dragon ball quiz. Temporarily the pot that it is the ど it was busy? However was, problem to comic 20 volumes was prepared. The quiz each time with random 7 questions is designed in such a way that it is made questions. In the future it keeps adding the number of problems steadily and, also contribution from everyone waiting in the pleasure, it increases. When trouble and thought etc. it is, we request the mail. In order dragon ball quiz 2005 March 23rd Wednesday to receive salary from noon gong future account it went to making in the company designated bank. The noon gong saw completely with favor and became without the れ. TBS "being able to tell, word of love" Although the variety it is not, the thing you can laugh enormously, it is, don't you think?. Why, it cries with 1 letter where with opening degree of exposure of the performer is high, passes and deteriorates and the ちゃ っ is voice of the priest of the り and the church is ガラガラ, I see very pleasantly. Characters introduction sentence of part Unless < wholehearted one side, being convinced is extreme, becomes as desired the hysteria is caused. > Don't you think? almost it is the sickness. 2005 March 20th Sunday you graduated the professional school on the 18th. In the gratitude meeting of evening thermal singing/stating it did subject song of the dragon ball, under 1 hour also secondary meeting with the short karaoke, the bad paste doing, enjoyed to that appearance. Because about only 500 Yen you used in the secondary meeting, yesterday Okusan and the sukiyaki was made. ず? The っ buying also the desired cookstove, at the foot warmer the ぐ it comes after the black hair Japanese Cattle.... And today the ぐ it comes after alone.... While eating the sukiyaki, admiring the movie of the dragon ball. The cooking liquor it was to place and, empathy was extreme at random, in the end was moved to tears. Deflection? ッシュ! ! ! The っ which 2005 March 16th Wednesday is hiding taste hiding taste っ て what! ? Making Okusan and the supper, at the time of the る, it hid and that the subject which you say whether it is taste っ て what came up. Taste is hidden, simply just that? If taste is hidden, it is not necessary to insert it isn't? In the first place hidden inhaling, it is what! ? When it adds to seasoning how cooking, almost hiding, it seems the る way it is it isn't? You inserted, but end, you verify with naked eye, it is harsh, it is it isn't? ? Because meaning you do not know, it will be nervous, on the one hand was. The result which you inspected... < Sees it hides and with taste and, phosphorus miso seasoning of the liquor and the like it has influence which is used in order to pull out the taste of main of the cooking without that taste appearing in the little adding and the surface. > Because I am nervous, "seasoning will be called the small quantity" from now on. For the joining a company explanation which 2005 March 15th Tuesday fears sound it went to the company. Same period being the one person, シッカリ doing rather than me, so, it was the person of the junior woman. After joining a company it may you acquire difference being steadily, it is bothered about.... But story of the lodging together study which, after the joining in the midst of explanation is directly done is most ヘコ is. Lodging together study っ て.... The sound very thing the thing is enormous, fearfully so it is. Something audition of the Mho daughter we would like to see it keeps being yelled image bareness it is. When on the 7th of next month, the thing to be enormous unfortunate so the person who does the face is happened to see in Tokyo, please encouraging by all means. Because he is that I. 2005 March 14th Monday... with 2 day continuation, the friend came to play with 2 day continuation. With 2 day continuation, the friend came to staying. With 2 day continuation, you played with the friend and dragon ball Z3. With 2 day continuation, the friend and the liquor were drunk. With 2 day continuation, the friend gave the condom. 2005 March 11th Friday in animation the gong obtaining it is the way of the relieved present visor seeing, I just a little was delightful. Usually as for ジャイアン and スネオ, the extension which reaches the point where also impossible thing it is possible the gong obtaining it is with the instrument doing thickly practically, the け doing, "either the gong obtaining is favor of the instrument" does not do that it doubts. That like conduct of the shocker which either attack do, watches over the mask rider who changes gently, that thought whether it is tacit comprehension. But either the gong obtaining is so was not! How, as for the mothers of each character, vis-a-vis the situation which cannot be actuality, as for everything when also the gong obtaining is work, it judged calmly. With this, as for not doubting that ジャイアン and スネオ the gong obtaining are the instrument, "animation therefore" are not and "therefore the fool" with probably are to be able to say. The gong obtaining of large popularity animation it is, it was possible to be the animation which properly has meaning. But the road which 2005 March 10th Thursday the portable telephone you walk it has had making the supper it is recently in Okusan the way of the visor the lunch it went to buying in the ほ っ or the ほ っ or the cottage. Then, the strange spectacle that was viewed to the child who does the pacifier fumbles the portable telephone. Finally, they are such age or.... To the young generation as for the portable telephone keeps spreading, whether the time where I am about the high school student being. Don't you think? well, in the student as for the portable telephone however there is also the how opinion there is no necessity because so it could point age, the ぇ? . Nevertheless, the pacifier baby what does by the portable telephone? Something is possible, that you say? The milk how it does not come out! 2005 March 9th Wednesday リニューアル very, it is wacky of the WACKY WIDE WEB curator. As for the person who has come to the usual seeing however you were surprised probably will be, as for the coconut it is WACKY WIDE WEB not to be wrong. If it is quick, from this month you become the society member, it is to put out, the title picture decorating forever with the オッパイ bare older sister, and others thinking that there is no れ, you ran and tried climbing the stairway of the adult. It remodels with the abrupt idea and the ちゃ っ high and others, log something of the diaries is not compiled completely, it is, don't you think?. Because it keeps releasing gradually, while you being done by with also the hay fever, waiting freely and easily, the て. 2005 March 6th Sunday オッス and オラオス! WACKY WIDE WEB in some air was 1st anniversary. These 1 years, renewal frequency decreased sharply, renewal frequency decreased sharply, renewal frequency decreased sharply and/or, was a various thing. Recently, although you say, that it was 20 years old, at the hospital was wrong to the woman in the nurse. The thing to be enormous it is humiliation as a man. The kind of air where murderous intent certain ones are visible first did.


there should be a comma after "however" in line 46 - because otherwise it doesn't make sense

ROFLMAO.
You could have Linkin Park or someone sing those lyrics as serious nouveau-poetry.

'Same period being the one person...
At the hospital was wrong to the woman in the nurse...
The thing to be enormous it is humiliation as a man...
Because meaning you do not know, it will be nervous, on the one hand.
Noon gong...
Noon gong...
Noon gong...
Noon gong.'

Well, you inserted, but end, you verify with naked eye, it is harsh, it is it isn't? 

Because he is that I!
Because he is that I!
The friend and the liquor were drunk!
Because he is that I!

Well, you inserted, but end, you verify with naked eye, it is harsh, it is it isn't? 

Because he is that I!
Because he is that I!
The friend and the liquor were drunk!
Because he is that I!





But Emi, you must realise this.....Nevertheless, the pacifier baby what does by the portable telephone? Something is possible, that you say? The milk how it does not come out!

How about you and I going out for some thermal singing/stating and short karaoke?

On the other hand, I'd love to go out for some bad paste doing.  I being oneself satisfactory, with 2 day continuation, the friend gave the condom.  If taste is hidden, it is not necessary to insert it isn't? 

It is with the instrument doing thickly. The thing to be enormous?
You inserted, but end, you verify with naked. Bare older sister? Bareness it is.
The strange spectacle that was viewed to the child who does the pacifier, fumbles the portable telephone.
(The portable telephone keeps spreading.)
The woman in the nurse? Who does the face… vis-à-vis?

Being convinced is extreme, becomes as desired the hysteria is caused.
Without bursting into laughter… the thing you can laugh enormously, it is, don't you think? The quiz each time with random 7 questions is designed in such a way that it is made questions.
Noon gong.

Google it.
Learn new ways to clean out bugel spit.
Efficient? Dude, it's a frugal hit.
Info retrieved, just google it.

If... there's... any site, AmIRight comes second to.
It... is... Google, that or the site for wacky goo.

WACKY GOO...




Wacky Goo
is a description for my veggie stew
when its overcooked and looks like poo
then I call it Wacky Goo

new word
overcooked

Overcooked
I got distracted and I overlooked
What was in the oven, now it's fooked
Charred, and black and overcooked

Microchips

What happened to Johnny D's brilliant take on 'microchips'?

What happened to Johnny D's brilliant take on 'microchips'?



I decided to delete it because after thinking about "Thunder-buns" for awhile, I decided that was too weird and difficult a rhyme-topic for a subsequent verse.  And I'm trying to lose some weight --- I eat too many "microchips", myself !

Luke, please feel free to write the next stanza --- I will probably write another stanza, too, if I like a rhyme-topic. 

Gee, thanks for missing me!    :)

I decided to delete it because after thinking about "Thunder-buns" for awhile, I decided that was too weird and difficult a rhyme-topic for a subsequent verse.  And I'm trying to lose some weight --- I eat too many "microchips", myself !

Luke, please feel free to write the next stanza --- I will probably write another stanza, too, if I like a rhyme-topic. 

Gee, thanks for missing me!    :)


So I wasted part of yesterday thinking up potential rhymes?  I still couldn't string together a sensible (or even a silly) parody out of

thunder guns
chunder runs
and blunder nuns

OK, it's been a while since the last official lookdown, but here's 100-159:

100
Mutilate
Like what you did to that food you ate
That's what happens when you masticate
Or, cows that wait can moo too late

I... like... virgin cows, for they look into your eyes
And... they... take a vow that their milk is Pasteurized

101
Pasteurised
is the coolest milk they've yet devised
of good and purity it is comprised
so Maccas sells it super-sized

Why... drink... beer or wine if you're just in search of thrills
Hop... down... to the deli for pasteurised fresh milk...s

102
Satisfy
Urges that you need to gratify
So go on, Emi, start to bat an eye
Cuz you deserve a better guy!

I... just... saw ol' Stu's, clever news, what a smart guy!
Make... us... link our verses. He's wise like samurai!

103
Samurai,
Kind of like a Japanese Jedi
But our fella's not a happy guy
He's fed up being Samurai

Dude just wants to be on TV, presenting shows
Watch him do his thing; chat-show king of Tokyo!

104
Tokyo
Home of 'Japanese Pinocchio'
Made of Bonsai, not the oak we know;
Wee-nocchio: We hope he grows!

And... Ge... petto-san stamped his boy "Made in Japan"
Be... cause... some folks thought that the boy was Peking Man

105
Peeking Man
I’m quite sure he was a streaking man
Then he did evolve to speaking man
And next to come is geeky man

Will those learn to walk, I don’t know, they’re stuck at desks
Hear their future’s song, it’ll be long and Kafkaesque

106
Kafkaesque
Is what my world is like behind my desk
IMO, it's getting more grotesque
Than simply, merely kafkaesque

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

107
Mazel Tov
Hannibal Lecter was Handukkuhffed
Chopped his hand off, hey dude y'arm:mulchked
Tough set of teeth, so Muzzle'stuff

Oh... I... just don't know, any Jewish terms like 'Oy'l
So... for... give me as I try and pun 'Burl meets goy'

108
Xylophone
Plunk the keys, sounds like a dial tone
Chances are if you're a guy, no bone
No ladies with a xylophone

My musical talents fly under the radar
I know what i bet, i'll go get, a bitchin car!

109
Bitchin car
What the kids do when the trip is far
Like from Aberdeen to Zanzibar
Oh, life is hard in bitchin' cars

When... you... plan a road trip, consider DVDs
And... make... sure you load up when driving overseas

110
Overseas
You can pretty much do as you please
Dent a car, offend some Japanese
Coz no-one sues you overseas

Un...less...you take sides in a regional dispute   
You'll...be...kneeling down, on TV, in an orange suit

111
Orange suits
Better than bananas or starfruits
And pear underwear sticks to your glutes
Much more a-peel-ing, orange suits

That last verse made no goddamn sense, I will concede
But I don't get paid, hey… not even chickenfeed

112
Chickenfeed
After working fingers till they bleed
I’d prefer some money, yes indeed
To chickenfeed and rotten swedes

My! This farmhouse blows, But I know I’m just an ass
I’ll kill something soon and wind up in Alcatraz

113
Alcatraz
Have you heard what kind of club it has?
They just sing-sing, but they don’t play jazz
There’s no pizzazz at Alcatraz

But… if… you like sax, it can be the place to go
You… can… just relax and tune in to zydeco

114
Zydeco
It’s New Orleans music Art Deco
But I’ll tell you, I can’t get no flow
I’ll have to rhyme with El-Greco

As for Art Deco, well I like to wear a bra
If that's art depends if it's Yule or Mardi Gras

115
Mardi Gras
Has a silent "s" so rhymes with "Car"
Means "Fat Tuesday", which is quite bizarre
So let's all drink to Mardi Gras

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

116
Oxygen
Needed to fuel thoughts and cognition
O2, chemical composition
Brain dead, don't breathe, politicians

It... is... in the air. Everywhere that you can go
And... it's... bottled and sold holy at Jericho

117
Jericho
Was a guy in school where I did go
Couldn’t hold his own, oh no, no, no
He honked his horn that Jericho

He could cleanse a room and take colour of a Benz
Once the walls came down and took out a lot of friends

118
Lots of friends
Will not tell you if you have split ends
They're too worried they will cause offence
By chipping in with their two cents

So...you...go through life with a head of damaged hair
Peo...ple...snig-ger but you're completely unaware

119
Unaware
Software that does not know you are there
Screaming at it and pull-ing your hair
It doesn't care --- it's una-ware

Soft... ware... should realize that to us, it's just a slave
But... some... times it flips us the bird and misbehaves

120
Misbehave
All the critics of AmIRight do rave
About the parodies that we crave
And make us further misbehave

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

121
Rivalry
Bear in mind Cain from the Bible, he
Dealt with Abel fratricidally
Not brotherly, their rivalry

Brothers always do have antagonistic stuff
Only very few go beyond mere fisticuffs

122
Fisticuffs
When some bastards steal the bong you puff
Or if younger, your marshmallow fluff
You’ll take’em down in fisticuffs

What they said to you, you don’t know, it’s kinda dim
But the court demands you’ll recall it verbatim

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Verbatim
When you recall every word at 'em
What'd Luke say to delete thread-chattin'?
Screw that, just heave, crude verbsatim

Wish... I'd... thought to use, less abuse in my replies
I... caused... The Only Thread that Matters' demise

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Imbecile
With a brain the size o’ sheep, no shrill!
They should all be washed up in Brazil
Those cortex chall-enged imbeciles

Now I’ll ‘pologize, cos Brazil’s done nothing wrong
I’ve had one too much and this verse’a drinking song

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Drinking Song
That’s a tune that goes on far too long
Like a never-ending game of Pong
Or Donkey Kong, a drinking song

E... lec… tronic games can be sometimes fun to play
But... they... can be endless once they are underway

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Underway
Is something I can't do today
For my weight is nearly 90k
I over- and not underweigh

Why I'm oh, so gross, I don't know it ain't OK
I ate... hell, all night now I might just underweigh

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Cyanide
"When they see me, birdies try an' hide"
"But they'll go for nuts with cyanide"
Tom Lehrer's lines, I've plagiarized

Pigeons... live throughout Britain on that foggy isle
When... they... make more pigeons, they do it doggy style

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Doggy style
Something I've not tried in quite a while
Though the memory still stirs a smile
As I remember doggy style

Facing back to front's quite a stunt, yes quite a trick
Don't do up your flies, or you might get an arsenic

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Arsenic
Something that can make you very sick
So rush to the doctor very quick
If you should lick, some arsenic

What… can… do the trick to curtail frivolity?
Serve… up… arsenic of the highest quality!

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Quality
Like the ending of this parody
As we complete going A to Z
My next word starts with letter 'E'

Are... you... all ready? Finale of this here show!
Oh... right... still eight hundred and seventy to go!

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Enema
This is something that I’ve learned from Ma
When acyclic prunes is good fer ya
It takes your a** from “aaah!” to “blah!”

Why it makes you go, I don’t know, I cannot say
And I really hope you won’t need it everyday

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Everyday
My wife cooks for me a cheese souffle
I say "darling, one day could we stray
And order Chinese takeaway?"

But… she... used to live on a farm in Whittlesea
so... we... daily give to our farming industry

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Industry
You say "Great for the economy"
Until your backyard's a factory
Then you'll object to industry

When... a... smokestack falls, people all let out a cheer
Blow… ing up's a gas, for a plastique cavalier

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Cavalier
Is a Chevrolet I bought last year
But a Hummer rammed it in the rear
I used to love my Cavalier

Maybe I'll replace it if my insurance pays
If I get the cash, I'll replace my Chevrolet

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Chevrolet
You can't buy a better car today,
Take your Cadillac, it's just 'okay',
I'd rather drive, a Chevrolet

The only other car I would drive is a Corvette
But I don't have the cash, so it will be hard to get

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Hard to get
For sweet Romeo was Juliet
Should've settled for a dumb brunette
And not upset the Capulets

Why... she... had to die, he don't know, he couldn't say
So... he... suicided, to everyone's dismay

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Suicide
Is a past-time that I haven't tried
Though I think I've got some cyanide
It's rather good for suicide

I won't kill myself, 'cause my health's still fairly great
But kill someone else: homicide makes me salivate

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Salivate
Over verses that we do misstate
Over his dead ma did Norman Bates
We all do that, except my dates

Why we drool like fools, I don’t know, but it’s not chic
So I’ll move again and this time to Mozambique

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Mozambique
Holiday that aint a frozen week
Just landmines that cause explodin' feet
A knotted sleeve is oh-so chic

You... said... not to go to the snow this holiday
My... limbs... now wrapped in a full-body tourniquet!

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Tourniquet
Tell me, have you stopped the bleeding yet?
Just hold on until I call the vet
To mend my pet, oh tourniquet

If... you... bite my a**, my pet donkey's gonna bleed
So... just... ride my a** -- satisfaction's guaranteed!

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Guranteed
Is a spelling that's not often seed
And if Leo had noticed it, he'd
Probably spell it "guaranteed"

Why he spelt it so, I don't know - maybe he'll say
I've spelt such things wrong, but so long to My toupée

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My toupee
I did steal from Captain Kirk today
Now it’s here and it is hair to stay
I’ll get a life, through my toupee

But it troubles me, that it’s tribble hair all through
And it procreates, it’s twelve inches hitherto

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Hitherto
This thing’s jumpy as a kangaroo
And this verse I now will pitch into
It’s safe to say it’s overdue

Why? It’s easter now, and I guess we’re off to hatch
But… I… wrote this one just so I could reattach

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Reattach
I knew this surgery had a catch
The errors here he cannot patch
My foot he cannot reattach

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

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CPR!
Golden robots now built creepier
R2-D2 getting beepier
New characters? I'm sleepier

Hey... C... 3PO! A no-show for the next film
Just... this... new robot, CPR, we will love him

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Maybelline
Is a hit with the transvestitie scene
Along with dresses a strange shade of green
And dodgy wigs on which they're keen

Why they like these things I don't know, I couldn't say
What makes them all choose Valerie as their soubriquet

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Soubriquet
Is an alias or A.K.A
As 'Leola' is to 'Leo Jay'
I like to play with soubriquets

With too many names, you might not know who you are
On the other hand, it might just be wunderbar!

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Wunderbar
Wonder Woman went and mooned a car
Then I spanked her with a tuned guitar
And George Clooney re-Clooned her bra

Stu... pid... rhymes like those are silly but fun to rap
Just... like... fuming farts that sound like a thunderclap

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Thunderclap
louder (much) than popping bubblewrap
For brainy weathermen they're fun-to-map
Though sad, that energy, none-can-tap

they… just… watch the sky-shows in awe, time and again
they're… the… hottest sights going, for the weathermen

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Weathermen
Documenting on the elements
They're a really cheery brethren
Get venom from the feminists

Oh... they... all report if it's rained, after it's poured
Quite... a... spooky practise just like a ouija board

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Ouija Board
What it says should really be ignored
It's a pastime for the really bored
That wee, and boring ouija board

Why it's misused so, I don't know, like I should care?
But last time, I note, it said vote for Tony Blair

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Tony Blair
We think e is awfly debonair
Wif that luvly thatcher mousy hair
Cherie, we warns you: Be prepared

We - orl - luv 'ow e - nods iz 'ead, and swings iz toosh
may - be - that's ow e - got in bed, wif Mister Bush

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Mister Bush
Wasn't in the plan to fist her tush
'Whoops a daisy! Now I'll pull, you push'
Embarrassing... I Mister Bush

Did... I... cross the line with that rhyme? Hopefully so
Cuz... the... attendence of this thread is really slow

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Really Slow
Is the top sped that my car will go
Never should have bought that old Peugeot
I get to places really slow

Thirteen K.P.H. is the fastest I can roll
I was passed today by a couple on a stroll

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Saturate
Remove double-bonds from fat you ate
Raise the melting-point of the substrate
That happens when you saturate

Why the polyunsaturated fats are so
Much better for you, I don't know, no I dunno

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I dunno
the answers Bob says, in the wind, doth blow
or the capital of Idaho
I'm just an Aussie guy you know

I... dun... no why we, need these answers in our head
I... just... go "beats me", then I google it instead

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Google it
Learn new ways to clean out bugel spit
Efficient? Dude, it's a frugal hit
Info retrieved, just google it

If... there's... any site, AmIRight comes second to
It... is... Google, that or the site for wacky goo

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Wacky Goo
Is a description for my veggie stew
When its overcooked and looks like poo
Then I call it Wacky Goo

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

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Overcooked
I got distracted and I overlooked
What was in the oven, now it's fooked
Charred, and black and overcooked

Now this verse’s the best, can’t you tell, it’s obvious
I’ll throw down the glove but I’ll bet you’re gonna wuss

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Microchips…

Microchips.
Holding info via bino-blips.
Transmitting stuff using psycho zips.
They're low in grease, these microchips.

Like...an...acrobat, they are phat 'circuits'-like folks.
That...was... not funny like when I tell racist jokes.

RACIST JOKES...

Racist jokes
Told by guys who're often racist blokes
Want to make a colour-basist poke
And tell off-colour racist jokes

Do they make me laugh, make me barf?  Well, it depends
If they're funnier than a joke I heard on Friends


Friendliness

'Friend'-liness:
Worn-out sitcoms bring on trendy guests,
Yet we do not hate them any less --
Nature detests a trendy mess

Now that Brad's left Jen for another he prefers,
Affleck once again can become a 'Bennifer'


BENNIFER