Each entrant must vote within the allotted timeframe or be liable to the sanction of not voting in the following “XX” number of contests. 

To vote, each entrant must choose three different songs and allocate the following points score:

1st place – 3 points
2nd place – 2 points
3rd place – 1 point

By definition the most votes a song can be allocated by a voter is three points.

Tie-break rule again: in the event that the number of votes is tied, it'll be a draw - we'll have two winners and a third place (or whatever).

All votes must be in by end of play Wednesday, March 16th:

1.  MooRocca 50 Ways To Kill Osama

2.  Adagio 'Fraid I See Weirdly Now

3.  Johnny D 23

4.  Martha DTox 50 Ways To Lose Your Money

5.  Stu McArthur 99 Rubber Boobs

6.  Mike Armstrong 1925

7.  Paul Robinson 49 Geezers

8.  Neminem 33.6 Modem

9.  Guy Dorito 3 COM Mice

10  Agrimorfee 1000 Heifers Grazing On My Land

11.  Bob Pags 50 Names To Give Her Udders

12.  Charlie D 10th Grade High School Drop Out

13.  Phil Alexander ****ing Robin

14.  Jeff Reuben 50 Cents A Beer

15.  Kristof Robertson ....osis

3 points to Stu McArthur #5

2 points to MooRocca #1

1 point to Guy DiRito #9

3 points to Kristof, "...osis," #15
2 points to Johnny D, "23," #3
1 point to Bob P., "50 Names to Give Her Udders," #11

3 points: #4 by Martha
2 points: #5 by Stuart
1 point: #3 by Johnny D

Great job, everyone!!

3pts=#15 Kristof Robertson ....osis
2pts=#6 Mike Armstrong 1925
1pt=#14 Jeff Reuben 50 Cents A Beer

3 points for #5.  Stu McArthur 99 Rubber Boobs

2 points for #2.  Adagio 'Fraid I See Weirdly Now

1 point for #11.  Bob Pags 50 Names To Give Her Udders

3 pts. to:
5.  Stu McArthur 99 Rubber Boobs

2 pts. to:
15.  Kristof Robertson ....osis

1 pt. to:
13.  Phil Alexander ****ing Robin

3 Points    Johnny D        "23"
2 Points    Adagio           "'Fraid I See Weirdly Now"
1 Point     neminem         "33.6 Modem" 

Honorable mention  Kristof Robertson   ".....osis (revised version)"

(Wish this went to five points so I could give this one a valid vote)

3 Points    Johnny D        "23"
2 Points    Adagio           "'Fraid I See Weirdly Now"
1 Point     neminem         "33.6 Modem" 

Honorable mention  Kristof Robertson   ".....osis (revised version)"

(Wish this went to five points so I could give this one a valid vote)


I hear ya.  I wanted to keep this consistent with all the others for this year.  Starting with ABC-2005, it'll go to the 5-4-3-2-1 voting.

Although I didn't enter, I wanted to vote because I really liked a lot (at least seven) of the parodies in this round.  Anyway my top three are:

3 points - #3 - Johnny D - “23”

2 points - #4 - Martha DTox  - “50 Ways To Lose Your Money”

1 point - #9-  Guy Dorito – “3 COM Mice”

Can't give any more votes to Stu's boobs, I'm afraid: I voted for them last time...

3 points to #3 - JD's "23"
2 points to #15 - Kristof's "...osis"
1 point to #4 - Martha's 50 ways to lose money

3 points to Kristophs "osi" no 15
2 ponts to Mike Armstron 25 no 6
1 point to Johnny D  23  no 3

really fantastic round!!(comments following)

Almost missed the deadline here!  Not used to "mid-week" ones...anyway, a very good group of parodies.

1st place    #15 Kristof
2nd place  #  5 Stuart
3rd place  #  2 Adagio

3 votes  Kristof      #15
2 votes  Johnny D  #3
1 vote    Robert P    #11

phew - JUST made it :-[

I'll get this up (and my votes finished) sometime tonight.  Just got a bit swamped the last few days, my apologies for the delay.

sorry for the delay... i was off being a heathen in canada over spring break and playing 30 hours of poker! wOOt! ANYWAY...

3 for 23 which is one of my favorite parodies on the site.
2 for stu... just the thought cracks me up
and 1 for agrimorfee

congrats for a good round all.

3 pts:  #5 Stu
2 pts:  #2 Adagio
1 pt:  #15 Kristof

Congratulations to the winners!

1st Place:  Kristof  ...osis  20 pts
2nd Place:  Johnny D's 23
                Stu's 99 Rubber Boobs:  18 pts
3rd Place:  Adagio's 'Fraid I See Weirdly Now:  7 pts

Others Receiving Votes
Martha DTox:      6
Mike Armstrong:  4
Bobby Pags:       3
Mehli:  2
Guy Dorito:  2
Jeff Reuben:  1
Neminem:  1
Phil Alexander:  1
Agrimorfee:  1

Congratulations Kristof and Johnny D!!    ;D

Congratulations Kristof and Johnny D!!    ;D


Thanks, Adagio!  Congratulations to you and Stu and Kristof too!  ;D

Thanks to everybody who voted for my pseudo-numerological-silliness!

And many thanks to Jeff Reuben for running the contest.

  Sorry, Stu.  I didn't see your name in there right away.  Congratulations!!!  ;)

Thanks Jeff.

Congrats to Kristof, Stu, Johnny, and Adagio...very good round.

Your welcome and my pleasure to Johnny and Adagio.

And a heartfelt thanks to Agrimorfee for my point  ;D

The ABC-2004 Winners round should go up sometime this weekend (when I have time to track down all the links)

another contest, another triumph, kristof - you're setting a blistering pace

well done Johnny and adagio, and thanks to you both

well run, Jeff

lookin' forward to ABC(2005)s  :D

Congrats to all.  I apologize, for some reason I thought the contest ended at the end of the month; just saw the March 16 deadline.  I'll sit out the next one.
Nice job all.
bob

Great job everybody! Especially to everybody who got at least one point (everybody but me, I think?  ;D)

You totally deserved that win, Kristof.

Jeez...I honestly thought Stuart's tits would win it! Congrats to Johnny D, whose knowledge of weird numeral facts frankly scares me...to Adagio, whose left-of-centre poetic style always impresses me.....and to Lord McArthur, The Marquis of Melbourne...the Aussies are taking over....again! Great job everyone, and thanks Jeff for all your hard work...I'd also like to thank my manager, the make-up team, and of course, the director...oops, wrong contest! Looking forward to the rest of the ABC competition; it's a great chance to dust of some "oldies" and give 'em a run around the park....I'll shut up now, except to say thanks for the support! Bye!!

Great job everybody! Especially to everybody who got at least one point (everybody but me, I think?  ;D)



Nope, YOU & ME, Charlie D...the OLD & the YOUNG...I'm honored to share a spot in the foundation of this platform with you...Anyway, being in this one helped get a little more attention to one of the first 10 pieces I posted here, so it accomplished pretty much what I wanted.  I remember laughing all the way through as I was writing it.  I remember everything on that first CSN album so well that it's ALMOST hard to believe so many people don't know any of it...but...it did come out in NINETEEN-SIXTY-NINE - almost 36 years ago!  Older than many of the writers here!  OWW ~ ~ ~ Yeah, and where I work now there's maybe only one person within 10 years of me...about 15 to the next oldest...when I mention songs I like I get a lot of blank stares...I think they wince when they ask me what "new groups" I listen to an without thinking much I say "Well, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, they're really good"...duh...they've been around more than 20 years now! 

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