Voting ends Friday, April 15th



~~Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:
1st choice- 5 points
2nd place- 4 points
3rd place- 3 points
4th place- 2 points
5th place- 1 point.
Or in other terms, p = (6p - rank)
~~You're not allowed to vote for your own song.
~~Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it.
~~Anyone who's participated in an ABC contest may vote.
~~Anyone who enters but does not vote by the end of the voting period is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter.
~~Voters must leave a brief comment on every parody, indicating they've read it for the ABC contest
(something like, "SOTM--555" or "That was awful, Luke--111" or whatever)

1:  Scathe  Boulevard of Unheard Screams

2:  Luke Brattoni Britney's Baby Loves To Dine!

3:  Adagio Black Labrador

Midi:  http://www.team-ict.com/midi/21/21.shtml

4:  Erwen Bad Conjugation

5:  Stu McArthur:  Bad-a** Wayne (The Story Of)

6:  MooRocca:  Breakin Up Is Hard On You

7:  Kristof Robertson Battle Hymn of the Banana Republic

8:  Agrimorfee Big Lips

9:  Johnny D _Bitch, Rover's Troubled Daughter_

10:  Guy Dirito  Binary Pi

11:  MysteryGoat "Biggy Size"

12:  Charlie Decker Beat It

13:  Jeff Reuben Buffalo Wings

14:  Phil Alexander Bare Celebrities

15:  Mike Armstrong Because You Drugged, Thugged, And Mugged Me

16:  Saider E Burger And Fries '03

jeff, there seems to be a problem with the links to parodies 3, 5 and 12

Stu...thanks for catching that.  I've fixed it.

I really don't want to be a pain, but my name is spelled as one word with the M & G capitalized.  :)

I really don't want to be a pain, but my name is spelled as one word with the M & G capitalized.  :)


..and fixed!  Sorry about that.

5 points #7 Kristof

4 points #6 MooRocca

3 points  #10 Guy DiRito

2 points  #9 Johnny D

1 point  #1 Scathe

Jeff, you Bastard!  My link was done correctly AND you spelled my name right!

Sheesh... ;)

Jeff, you Bastard!  My link was done correctly AND you spelled my name right!

Sheesh... ;)


LOL!

My musical illiteracy has actually helped me in this round...there are quite a few DKTOS's for me. But, even when I didn't KTOS I still had fun reading them all.

OK, here goes:

5 points: MooRocca (#6) Breakin Up Is Hard On You
4 Points: Johnny D (#9) Bitch, Rovers Troubled Daughter
3 points: Luke (#2) Britney's Baby...
2 points: Charlie (#12) Beat It
1 point: Jeff (#13) Buffalo Wings

:D

Problem.

It seems as tho i am in stupid mode. I entered a parody that i didn't authorize comments for, can I get it removed from the thread? ::)

:D

Problem.

It seems as tho i am in stupid mode. I entered a parody that i didn't authorize comments for, can I get it removed from the thread? ::)


The best way to do this is to repost the parody and include the authorization for comments.  I think this is what ChuckyG would tell you to do if you emailed him on this.  Just make sure you get the correct link posted here when you do.

4:  Erwen Bad Conjugation




LOL!!

Jeff, I'm so glad to see that even with your baby induced lack of sleep, you are still the cleverest boy around!!

Here my votes B
---If I could rate them all 5pts, I would, that's how good they all are. 8)

5pts=Phil
4pts=Guy
3pts=MooRocca
2pts=Stu
1pt=Johnny D

5 Points to Kristof, who I seem to find myself voting for more and more often, for his hilarious "Battle Hymn of the Banana Republic." (#7)
4 Points for MooRocca, who is also on a roll, for her oh-so-true "Breaking Up is Hard On You" (#6)
3 points for Phil's ode to perverts, "Bare Celebrities" (#14)
2 points to my arch nemesis, Luke. While lightning may not strike twice (thanks to the union), you still get some points (#2)
1 point to MysteryGoat (hope I spelled that right) with "Biggy Size." (#11)

Great job to everybody. If I didn't give you any points this month, you're ugly and I don't like you  ;)

..and fixed! Sorry about that.

Hey thanks dude, that was sweet to do.  :)


5pts - "Britney's Baby Loves To Dine!" by Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni)
4pts - "Breaking Up Is Hard On You" by MooRocca
3pts - "Beat It (The Teenager's Anthem)" by Charlie Decker
2pts - "Buffalo Wings" by Jeff Reuben
1pts - "Boulevard of Unheard Screams" by Scathe

5 Points    #07  Kristof Robertson's      Battle Hymn of the Banana Republic

4 Points    #14  Phil Alexander's          Bare Celebrities

3 Points    #03  Adagio's                    Black Labrador

2 Points    #09  Johnny D's                 _Bitch, Rover's Troubled Daughter

1 Point     #04  Arwen's                     Bad Conjugation

Is 'biggie size' a commonly-used phrase over there, or has it only sprouted up recently after the Macca's (Mickey D's) docco?
???
Nonetheless, I was entertained for an hour or so going through these bubbly beauties.

#7. Kristof's fruitful 'Battle Hymn of the Banana Republic'. 5 pts.
#10. Guy's psychomathic 'Binary Pi'. 4 pts.
#14. Phil's bare-all expose 'Bare Celebrities'. 3 pts.
#12. Charlie's masterful 'Beat It'. 2pts.
#4. Erwen's conjuctivitis remedy 'Bad Conjugation'. 1pt.
Brilliant work for your first parody, 'Erwen'!  ;)

Snaps for the rest, I had numerous snortlings throughout.

Edit: 'Banana Hymn' to 'Battle Hymn'.

Is 'biggie size' a commonly-used phrase over there, or has it only sprouted up recently after the Macca's (Mickey D's) docco?


I fail to believe there aren't any Wendys resturants down under there.

Ahh, Wendy's! Well THAT explains EVERYTHING!!!




















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Brilliant work for your first parody, 'Erwen'!  ;)


;D  ;D  ;D

As for "Biggie Size," it is a facet of Wendy's, a fast food chain founded in Ohio and featuring a creepy little red-headed girl as their slogan. Although I haven't eaten at Wendy's for literally a decade (which is pretty interesting, considering I've been alive for less than two decades), I seem to remember it being less greasy than McD's and the others.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
There was a surplus of laughs and a shortage of tact; good ingredients for a round.
Here are my picks:

Mike Armstrong's Because You Drugged, Thugged, And Mugged Me

MooRocca's Breakin Up Is Hard On You

MysteryGoat's "Biggy Size"

Johnny D's _Bitch, Rover's Troubled Daughter_

Arwen's Bad Conjugation

5 pts -- 15:  Mike Armstrong Because You Drugged, Thugged, And Mugged Me

4 pts -- 14:  Phil Alexander Bare Celebrities

3 pts -- 7:  Kristof Robertson Battle Hymn of the Banana Republic

2 pts -- 1:  Scathe  Boulevard of Unheard Screams

1 pt --  13:  Jeff Reuben Buffalo Wings 

5:  Kristof Robertson      Battle Hymn of the Banana Republic
4:  MooRocca                      Breakin Up Is Hard On You
3:  Charlie Decker          Beat It
2:  Guy Dorito                Binary Pi
1:  Luke Brattoni            Britney's Baby Loves To Dine

5 points for #7:  Kristof Robertson Battle Hymn of the Banana Republic

4 points for #10:  Guy Dorito  Binary Pi

3 points for #8:  Agrimorfee Big Lips

2 points for #6:  MooRocca:  Breakin Up Is Hard On You

1 point for #3:  Adagio Black Labrador

5 points - #7:  Kristof Robertson Battle Hymn of the Banana Republic
4 points - #9:  Johnny D _Bitch, Rover's Troubled Daughter_
3 points - #4:  Arwen Bad Conjugation
2 points - #5:  Stu McArthur:  Bad-a** Wayne (The Story Of)
1 point  - #1:  Scathe  Boulevard of Unheard Screams

5 pts:  #6 MooRocca
4 pts #10  Guy Dirito
3 pts #4 Erwin
2 pts #2 Luke
1 pt #5 Stu

sorry this is late... the army stinks sometimes

5 for MooRocca and really only because i once watched my mom's sweatin to the oldies video when i was little and that was the first time i ever heard this original so it's forver linked to me... so imagining richard simmons stepping and singing this was just too much for me.

4 for kristof
3 for johnny... probably suffered because i still can't get past "fridge odor troubled walter"
2 for Scathe and I didn't realize what this song was until I dled it to give yours a listen
and 1 for Guy for scratching his inner nerddom

This is TOTALLY late...so...if it doesn't count, I'll understand...but....(and I didn't take time to comment on all of them because I knew I was late anyway...I will go back and comment, though)

5 points for Phil
4 points for Kristof
3 points for MooRocca
2 points for Jeff
1 point for Guy