Ah... February the time of year that winter is almost over... and girls/guys get kinky, as the weather gets warmer and turns to Spring...

Yeah, but enough with the poetry (that's all the poetry you're going to get out of me) it's time for a new segment on the Amiright Song Parody Contests message board, and since it is February, and Valentines day is approaching upon us it's time for us at Amiright to get romantic...

Arwen has it easy for this round, because from February 1st to February 15th you'll submit one of your best/worst love songs....

Of course there are a few rules....

RULES
1. No one can submit more than one song
2. Each song must have something to do with love/dating/romancing
3. Each song must be answered with a comment
4. No DKTOS is allowed... if you really DKTOS don't say it, respond to the writing insted of the song itself
5. Arwen dosn't have to win, but probably will... lol
6. Have Fun

Deadline: February 15th

Superb contest idea, Matthias, shocked that we haven't done something like this before (at least, not since I've been here) :o. Wonderfully written intro

Ok, here we go with something that's a little different from my usual style, and is DESPERATELY SEEKING VOTES.
Help a poor parody out, won't you? :\'  ;)

(http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/madonna42.shtml

Way to go with the ideas, Matthias :D

My only problem with this is that I can only enter one (yes, I can imagine the dilemmas Arwen will be having)
as I have 2 putting their hands up.

I'll go with this one though - unless you rule its satirical nature as being off-brief for romance ;)

I've Fallen For The Hilary-H8er

8)

Thanks for your compliments boys... now I need to come up with something for March... Well, I have a month...

-Agrimorfee so was I, which is why I started it...

- Stu, I'm always a lover of satirical nature, so it's perfect!!!

Ah, what the hell. This isn't some bullcrud I made up. This is based on a TRUE STORY. Really. If you say otherwise, I may have to shoot you.

Once again, due to my niceness, here's an mp3 for you OLDIES:

WHATEVER YOU CAN FIND! I tried forever to get one but it all went t*ts up. Sorry.

My Depressions Part II

Well if this isn't a FABulous way for me to get back into the swing of things, then I don't know what is. 

Wonderful wonderful wonderful...

Now I just have to go find which masterpiece to throw into the mix... :)

A tragic gothic love story about a toothless vampire ( the poor bastard! ) ...

He Once Could Bite

ThaConqueror, I got your song parody... but no mp3, just to let you know

Since
when
do
I
write
sappy
stuff
like
that?

I'll haven't entered this one yet: (such a naughty double-entendre! Tee hee!)http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/justintimberlake39.shtml

I do like the idea of this contest, but I've only written two "love" songs (out of six hundred plus, that's not very many).  Must admit, one's a bit more of a love song than the other:

Thunderthighs (to 'Wonderwall' by Oasis)
Box of Roses (to 'Bed of Roses' by Bon Jovi)

The latter is a lot more of a love song; the former is one of the first songs I posted here, so I'll have to run with that one, I guess (I should think that more people will know the OS, too).

Edited to emphasise the choice of song

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/rentthemusical0.shtml

This is the parody of that Rent musical song "Seasons of Love".

Uhm... Phil... I said one song per person so which of those do you want to be your final submittion?

Uhm... Phil... I said one song per person so which of those do you want to be your final submittion?


A sneaky-deaky way to throw in a SHAMELESS PLUG, aint' it? ;D

Uhm... Phil... I said one song per person so which of those do you want to be your final submittion?

The Wonderwall parody... I guess I didn't make it quite clear enough, then.

:-[Ah... now I got it... just kinda slow today, sorry :-[

Well, here is my ode to the Elf Princess...

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/johnnymathis4.shtml

DKTOS? Lyrics are here:

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/The-Twelfth-of-Never-lyrics-Johnny-Mathis/7740B482738533B548256C4F00091988

There's nothing sweeter than swapping skoal with your Valentine...
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/percysledge8.shtml

Just a loving reminder that today is the last day of submittions...
So Arwen... you'd better get your klutzy, princess, elf, butt moving...

Just a loving reminder that today is the last day of submittions...
So Arwen... you'd better get your klutzy, princess, elf, butt moving...


Hey, watch your mouth there, Matthias --- Elven Princesses do not "submit" --- Elven Princesses freely choose to grace worthy forums with their Eldarian Creativity.  :)

I'm sorry Arwen, your highness...

Oh crap...I can't decide...

Um...

I had it narrowed down to like...12...and then I honestly had to randomly pick... :-
Hey, watch your mouth there, Matthias --- Elven Princesses do not "submit" --- Elven Princesses freely choose to grace worthy forums with their Eldarian Creativity.   :)


And thanks, Johnny... :)


I'm sorry Arwen, your highness...


No problem...I'm glad that you cared enough to nag me... ;)

I"ll submit http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/fleetwoodmac53.shtml 8)