March... The new season for new jobs...
Some that you'd love to do, other's that you really, really, really, really don't want to do, but the one's that you really, really, really, really don't want to do always give off the best stories.
Thus the Amiright Classifides!!!


Submit the tales of the worst job that you can think of?
A human cannonball? A shepard? Pirahna Trainer? A janitor at an Adult Movie theather... okay I guess that one would be a bit Whatfreaks.com material, but you get the idea...


Work sucks, now get to complain about it. From March 1st to March 15th submit your tales of the worst job ever!!!


Of course there are a few rules...


RULES
1. No one can submit more than one song
2. Each song must have something to do with a horrible job
3. Each song must be answered with a comment
4. No DKTOS is allowed... If you truely Don't Know The Original Song, respond to the writing itself
5. Have Fun


Deadline: March 15th

Worst jobs? The ones that don't know WTF a 'day off' means:

I'm Off The Clock!

Thanks for giving me something to aspire to.  Hmmm, actually my REAL job sux a lot, but it's mainly snotty supervisor trouble, so I think I'll make something up like normal.
Ah, direction for once... something to RANT in.  Good call my peeps.

I will submit the white collar horror chamber:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bangles8.shtml

I wrote a "Newbie Exorcist" one that virtually picks itself for this comp, Matthias, but I've just had it in the W-comp so I won't bore people by trotting it out again.

Instead I'll go with....

"I'm Just A Henchman For Very Bad Man"

to "I'm Just A Singer In A Rock And Roll Band" - Moody Blues

Here's a parody about a Happy Blunderer working in a bio-weapons lab when his air-pack springs a leak...

The Happy Blunderer

Okay, probably an obscure OS for this crowd:

Travelin Salesman

When he was alive, my parody is about being the nurse for Ronald Reagan at an Old Folks Home.
No, I was not a nurse, but being one for that guy would suck.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/snoopdogg5.shtml


where's my nancy? Nancy? I'm tired.

Here's a job that really does suck, because it's based on real events:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/joydivision2.shtml

Find the original  lyrics here:http://www.lwtua.free-online.co.uk/shadowplay/joyd/lovewill.html
Find an mp3 here: http://www.radioblogclub.com/search/0/love_will_tear_us_apart

What's Worse Than Food Service???
Michael Jackson???
Maybe...

But still here's THE GRILLER
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/michealjackson6.shtml

Hey! That's not fair! I don't have a job! How am I supposed to enter? Well?! >:(

5 Days Left People... If you have a crappy job get ranting!!!