April, Spring Break, MTV...
What do all of these things have in common?
Yes, you guessed it... Boobs!!!!

Now is your chance to submit your Best Breast parodies.
The ones that Chucky G actually let you get on here....
So dawn a white tank top, and dunk yourself into a large pool of water it's time for the...

Wet T-Shirt Contest!!!

From April 1st to April 15th submit your Best Breast parodies

RULES
1. No one can submit more than one song
2. Each song must be about boobs, keep it clean, yeah right!
3. Each song must be answered with a comment
4. No DKTOS, if your truely don't know the original song respond to the writing itself
5. Have Fun, and don't Hurt Yourself

Deadline: April 15th

Oh man...this contest has Spaff written all over it, what with his Saline and his Killer Rack Girl...

Unfortunately, any boob parody I would submit would probably lament my lack thereof...perhaps I could complain about my curvelessness? Maybe I could do "Flat" to Michael Jackson's "Bad"...there's a thought...

And I just realized that I used 5 ellipses in this post! Wow.

ABBA--GRABBA--BOOB !!  ;D

Dongs 'n Boobs!


Oh, I remember this one SO well....I was hoping JD would enter it... ;)

      Rod Stewart's daughter's old implants......They're On My Wall

      http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/rodstewart18.shtml

I don't think I've got anything to enter here...but if I were allowed to make a nomination, I'd mention a Phil Alexander gem in mind...

Boob Operation

I don't think I've got anything to enter here...but if I were allowed to make a nomination, I'd mention a Phil Alexander gem in mind...

I guess you mean this one?  Thanks.. but at the moment I'm struggling to find time for SOTMs so I've cut out all competitions except those.  Have fun everybody, investigating other people's boobs...

Okay, Matthias, here it is. Sort of the flip side of Weird Al's "Fat," huh?

http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/michaeljackson128.shtml

Here's an Aerosmith tribute to breasts....
What else could you possibly want...

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/aerosmith35.shtml

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thebeatles56.shtml

"Juts Out Way Too Far"

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/billyjoel193.shtml

amazingly, I only have one "breasts" parody, so I've blown the dust of this old trouper...

99 Rubber Boobs

(note to self: write more boob parodies)

Okay, Matthias? The idea for this contest is extremely wierd. As is the title. As the guy who posted it didn't stop himself, so is he. Anyway, I doubt I'll be able to enter this contest. I've got a different parody lined up (not about boobs) and by the time I've finished that, the entering time will be up. So, for the next competition, could you make the subject a little more...I don't know...easier? No offense. I just can't do this one. Sorry.

Easier, Bob? C'mon are you a man or what? Seriously, what guy hasn't done a parody about boobs?! I know I did three already.... Alright, you know what fine, my next parody contest will be about homosexual, Jewish mimes with bondage fetishes... Just kidding Bob... Maybe it was a bit tricky, but it's Spring Break what do you expect I'll make a contest about...

Easier, Bob? C'mon are you a man or what? Seriously, what guy hasn't done a parody about boobs?! I know I did three already.... Alright, you know what fine, my next parody contest will be about homosexual, Jewish mimes with bondage fetishes... Just kidding Bob... Maybe it was a bit tricky, but it's Spring Break what do you expect I'll make a contest about...


A few problems with that, Matthias. One, I'm not a 'man', I'm a 'teenager'. Two, I haven't done a parody about boobs...yet. Lastly, for me, it isn't Spring Break. It's autumn (or what you Yanks call 'fall') where I live, in good old Aussie. I probably will do a boob parody, but probably not in time for this contest. Damnit. I don't have any good ideas for one, anyway.

Well, that was quick. I got an idea. It's a parody of "All for Leyna" by Billy Joel. I might need to find an mp3...anyway it's called "Big as Leyna's". It's sung by a girl, NOT by me (a guy), and she sees that Leyna just got a boob enlargement. Leyna encourages her to get one...big mistake. You like it? Please, tell me you like it.

Post in on here, and I'll tell you if I like.... I like the title, it sounds like it has premise.

Post in on here, and I'll tell you if I like.... I like the title, it sounds like it has premise.


Here ya go, Matthias:

Big As Leyna's

Rick C likes it. Hope you do too. Obviously, it's my entry in the comp. ::)

Decided to bow-out of this contest ... busy month! 

Carry on & have fun, y'all !   :) ;) :D ;D

I am proud of this work.....even though most might not know the original.
But here it is

"Saggy" parody of "Happy?" by Mudvayne

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/mudvayne3.shtml