Alright, I know I said you could submit until tomorrow... But I just found out that I have been randomly selected to appear in some sort of compettion, and I won't be here. I have no idea what it is, all they said was to go down to the beach with a light shirt and to not be afraid of getting a little wet... Well, I dunno but it's going to take all day, and I won't be here to post this....

So without further adeiu I bid you...

Wet T-Shirt Contest Voting

Here's The Contestants:
1. They're On My Wall: By Dee Range
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/rodstewart18.shtml

2. Boob Operation: By Jeff Reuben
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/sade4.shtml

3. Flat: By Cat
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/michaeljackson128.shtml

4. Chesty: By Matthias
http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/aerosmith35.shtml

5. Big for B's: By Red Ant
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thebeatles56.shtml

6. Juts Out Way Too Far: By Rick Cormier
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/billyjoel193.shtml

7. 99 Rubber Boobs: By Stuart McArthur
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/nena13.shtml

8. Big As Leyna's: By The_Conqueror_Of_Parodies
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel202.shtml

9. Saggy: By S.T.G
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/mudvayne3.shtml


RULES
1.  Each song must be answered with a comment
2. No DKTOS, if your truely don't know the original song respond to the writing itself
3. You can't vote for yourself
4. Have Fun, and don't Hurt Yourself

Deadline: May 1st

Is Phil actually in the contest?  His message seemed to say that he didn't have time for it.

Phil's message:
"I guess you mean this one?  Thanks.. but at the moment I'm struggling to find time for SOTMs so I've cut out all competitions except those.  Have fun everybody, investigating other people's boobs..."

Oops... My mistake, I got caught up in all the excitement of the Wet-Shirt Contest coming up that I didn't have time to read....
Well, you have a chest like mine who has time to read?

Hate to make you vote again, STG... But it looks like you have too.... Darn You Phil!!!

Hate to make you vote again, STG... But it looks like you have too.... Darn You Phil!!!

Sorry... but I don't think I'll have the time.

Thanks for spotting that, Jeff

Yeah, and didn't Adagio enter something, or has she withdrawn as well?

Not that I saw....

Okay, here we go. Let's make this quick, shall we?

1 point: Stu
2 points: Jeff Reuben
3 points: Matthias
4 points: Rick
5 points: Cat

The last one rhymes with th author...Flat by Cat...that sounds funny....ahem, sorry, sometimes I get carried away.

                Cya,the_conqueror_of_parodies                                           
                                              a.k.a. bobpiecheese ;D

 

    5 points to Stuart
      4 points to Rick C.
      3 points to Red Ant
        2 points to Matthias
        1 point to Cat

Nice (BOOB) job, everyone!!!

1st-Cat
2nd-Jeff
3rd-Matthias
4th-Red Ant
5th-Rick C.


Darn you Phil!!!!!! Darn you to heck!!!!!!!!!!! j/k

5 Points To: Rick with Juts Way Out Too Far
4 Points To: Dee with They're On My Wall
3 Points To: Stu with 99 Rubber Boobs
2 Points To: Red with Big For B's
1 Point To: Cat with Flat

5 Points to Stu McArthur
4 Points to S.T.G.
3 Points to Rick Cormier
2 Points to Matthias
1 Point to the_conqueror_of_parodies

Breast of luck to everyone!  ;D

5 points to Stu's 99 Rubber Boobs
4 points to Cat's Flat rack
3 points to Matthias' Chesty
2 points to Jeff's Boob job
1 point to Rick C's Inflated rack

5 points...........3. Flat:    By Cat
4 points...........2. Boob Operation:    By Jeff Reuben
3 points...........6. Juts Out Way Too Far:    By Rick Cormier
2 points...........1. They're On My Wall:    By Dee Range
1 point............8. Big As Leyna's:    By The_Conqueror_Of_Parodies

These were all a bit top-heavy in the humor department but, I was able to "pair" the list down and "rack" these up as my favorites:

5 points...Dee Range
4 points...Jeff Reuben
3 points...Matthias
2 points...Stuart
1 point....Red Ant

5 pts:  5.  Big for Bs Red Ant
4 pts:  3.  Flat by Cat
3 pts:  7.  99 Rubber Boobs:  Stu McArthur
2 pts:  6. Juts Out Way Too Far:    By Rick Cormier
1 pt:  8. Big As Leyna's:    By The_Conqueror_Of_Parodies

And for our massively endowed winner...

WINNERS

First Place: Rick Cormier's "Juts Way Out Too Far" with 27 Points
Secound Place: Stuart McArthur's "99 Rubber Boobs" with 24 Points
Third Place: Cat's "Flat" with 21 Points

"Booby" Prizes
-Matthias's "Chesty" with 16 Points
-Red Ant's "Big For B's" with 15 Points
-Jeff Reuben's "Boob Operation" with 14 Points
-Dee Range's "They're On My Wall" with 11 Points
-S.T.G's "Saggy" with 4 Points
-The_Conquerer_Of_Parodies's "Big As Leyna's" with 3 Points

And for our massively endowed winner...

WINNERS

First Place: Rick Cormier's "Juts Way Out Too Far" with 27 Points
Secound Place: Stuart McArthur's "99 Rubber Boobs" with 24 Points
Third Place: Cat's "Flat" with 21 Points

"Booby" Prizes
-Matthias's "Chesty" with 16 Points
-Red Ant's "Big For B's" with 15 Points
-Jeff Reuben's "Boob Operation" with 14 Points
-Dee Range's "They're On My Wall" with 11 Points
-S.T.G's "Saggy" with 4 Points
-The_Conquerer_Of_Parodies's "Big As Leyna's" with 3 Points

Woo! Guess it was worth it to go outside my comfort zone a bit here.  :D

Congrats Rick and Stu!

Congratulations to Stu and Cat! Thanks for the votes and comments.  :)

Congrats Cat, Stu, and Rick!