Welcome to the
ABC3 (E)
Voting Thread


Voting deadline for ABC3(E) is midnight (amiright time)     Wednesday August 30th
No votes date-stamped after the voting deadline will be accepted - no exceptions


Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:

1st choice........5 points
2nd place.........4 points
3rd place..........3 points
4th place..........2 points
5th place..........1 point

or in algebraic terms, p = 6 - r     (p=points, r=rank)



RULES
- Any parody beginning with the current letter is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into ABC1 or ABC2
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter
- Any entrant who doesn't vote by the voting deadline (above) is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter



ALSO
Under no circumstances will a vote that missed the voting deadline be accepted (even by 1 second)
However the resulting disqualification from entry to the next ABC3 comp may be over-ruled, if you do the following...

   1.  Post an "appeal" on this thread giving your excuse for missing the deadline, and plead for mercy
   2.  If your plea wins the sympathy of 3 other entrants your disqualification from the next round will be overturned
        Your late votes will still not count though 
        (if less than 4 entrants in the comp, only 2 sympathetic "Thumbs Ups" are required)



And the entries are.........


1.  Jeff Reuben
Expensive Fries

2.  Josh 2
Every Year I'm Fitter Less And Less

3.  Matthias
Every Mime I Punch

4.  Agrimorfee
Excuse Me

        Link here to listen to Madonna's "Rescue Me" (video not by her) on YouTube
        http://youtube.com/watch?v=p-OyWmZoeb0&mode=related&search=

5.  Kristof Robertson
Excremental Gurney

6.  Red Ant
Everybody's Girl

7.  Adagio
Evil 'Puter

8.  Rick Cormier
Extra Cargo

9.  meow7822
Every Day Your Dogs Bark

10.  Stuart McArthur
Everybody Must Get Phoned
       
       Original Song temporarily here

11.  Johnny D
The End Of The Curse Of Bambino

       Here's a recording of yours truly singing it at a Hurricane Katrina amateur talent night fund-raiser:
       http://mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/voice001.mp3

Hey Matthias, "Aubree" does'nt seem to have that Cascada song on her myspace any longer. Care to look up an easily downloadable mp3 or video for us?...otherwise, it's a DKTOS on my part.

And although I'm not in this competition, I have a copy of Josh2's song if anyone needs it. :)

Thanks Agrimorfee.... I'll hit up Youtube, and be back in a jiffy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpq_Gs2-jgY

Matthias got saved by YouTube!
:D
5pts=Red Ant
4pts=Kristof
3pts=Adagio
2pts=Rick C.
1pt=Matthias

5 points = Rick C.  #8

4 points = Stu        #10

3 points = Johnny    #11

2 points = Kristof    #5

1 point =  meow7822  #9

5 Points To: Jeff's Fast Food Folly
4 Points To: Red Ant's Girl
3 Points To: Dr. Kristof's Emergancy Room
2 Points To: Adiago's Laptop of Lucifer
1 Point To: Stuart's Phone

5 points to #10, Everybody Must Get Phoned
4 points to #8, Extra Cargo
3 points to #1, Expensive Fries
2 points to #7, Evil 'Puter
1 point to #11, The End Of The Curse Of Bambino

Otay, my votes are:

1st (5pts) -- Stuart's "Everybody Must Get Phoned"
2nd (4pts) -- Adagio's "Evil Puter"
3rd (3 pts) -- Johnny D's "The End of the Curse of Bambino"
4th (2 pts) -- Rick Cormier's "Extra Cargo"
5th (1 pt) -- Jeff Reuben's "Expensive Fries"

MM

5 points for #10.  Stuart McArthur Everybody Must Get Phoned
4 points for #9.  meow7822 Every Day Your Dogs Bark
3 points for #1.  Jeff Reuben Expensive Fries
2 points for #6.  Red Ant Everybody's Girl
1 point for #4.  Agrimorfee Excuse Me

5 points............7.  Adagio                Evil 'Puter
4 points............9.  meow7822          Every Day Your Dogs Bark
3 points............6.  Red Ant              Everybody's Girl
2 points............5.  Kristof Robertson  Excremental Gurney
1 point.............8.  Rick Cormier          Extra Cargo

5 points

1 point for #4.  Agrimorfee Excuse Me


Thanks, Johnny! That's more than I would have expected.  ;)

5 points............7.  Adagio                 Evil 'Puter
4 points............9.  meow7822           Every Day Your Dogs Bark
3 points............6.  Red Ant               Everybody's Girl
2 points............5.  Kristof Robertson   Excremental Gurney
1 point.............8.  Rick Cormier          Extra Cargo







The "Tom Cat" also thanks you :)
MM

1st meow
2nd Red Ant
3rd Kristof
4th Adagio
5th Johnny D

5 pts:  Red Ant Everybody's Girl
4 pts:  Adagio Evil 'Puter
3 pts:  Rick Cormier's "Extra Cargo"
2 pts:  Matthias, Every Mime I Punch
1 pt:  Stu McArthur

a quick "E" joke before I vote...this will probably only be understood by Brits, but what the heck....

In Yorkshire, dentists are now prescribing class A narcotics to ravers...it's called "E bah goom".... :-[ (sorry!)

Alright, to the voting:

5 pts: Stu's hilarious phone farce
4 pts: Red Ant's naughty missus
3 pts: Adagio's cyber-calamity
2 pts: Jeff's wallet shrinking junk food
1 pt: Josh's ode to slobbiness

Did I mention that in Yorkshire, den...I did? Oh..... :D

In Yorkshire, dentists are now prescribing class A narcotics to ravers...it's called "E bah goom".... Embarrassed (sorry!)

and sorry you should be, terrible terrible....more Lancs than Yorks

First place          Red Ant                  32 points
Second Place      Stuart McArthur    28 points
Third Place          Adagio                    26 points

then....

Kristof            17
Rick Cormier    17
Mike McVey    14
Jeff Reuben    14
Johnny D        12
Matthias          3
Agrimorfee      1
Josh2              1


Congratulations to Jack, moi, and Pat!! :)

First place           Red Ant                  32 points
Second Place      Stuart McArthur     28 points
Third Place          Adagio                     26 points

then....

Kristof            17
Rick Cormier    17
Mike McVey     14
Jeff Reuben     14
Johnny D         12
Matthias           3
Agrimorfee       1
Josh2               1


Congratulations to Jack, moi, and Pat!! :)




Congratulations to Jack, Stu, and Pat!! :)

Congratulations Jack and Stu!!   :)

Thanks everyone who voted for me!

Congrats Edagio, Stew-IE, and Ed Ant!!!

Congratulations to Stu and Pat!

Thanks to everyone who voted for their piece on the side, too! It is one of my favorites. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to answer to Nicole; right now it's out third wedding anniversary.  :-[ ;)

Congrats to Jack, Pat & Stu (does that sound like a folk trio or what?)...funny, funny stuff, people!!

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/prostitute.jpg

Jack: "Darling, are you coming home now? The kids need their dinner...."

http://www.callcentrehelper.com/CC_graphics2/indian_agent.jpg

"Yes, Mr McArthur....I AM a pain in the arse...."

http://www.biskie.nl/uploaded_images/broken_computer-786282.jpg

Pat's modernist sculpture was very popular....

  ;D ;D ;D

Congratulations to Jack, Stu and Pat!  :) :) :)