Rolling Stones
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As stated prior to this thread, VOTING is worth points.  If you vote and did not enter this contest, you will get 3 points towards the overall 5 year standings in the Artistry contest.  When you vote as an entrant in this round, you recieve 5 points for voting. . .that means no one who votes ends with no points. . . .

Anyway, the rules are pretty similar to other contests.  This is round 3 so please know that ALL rounds will count EQUALLY toward the final standings, and NO rounds will be ommitted from the final total.

Please know I do track Honorable Mentions as well.  Thank You.  They are the final tie breaker if all other tie breakers fail.

1. All participants must comment on all entrants and vote by the deadline, which for this rounds is May 30th, 2007.  Failure to vote will forfeit all points from this round, and if that is less than 20 points, the difference will be forfeited in the following round (No Disqualifications)

2. Voting will take place by one of two options.  You may either vote on this thread, or by using the secret ballot, which is where you send your vote to karaokedavid82@yahoo.com  . .

3. If a person withdraws from an Artistry Round prior to the end of a round, all entrants who voted for that person's entry will be permitted to pick one new song to earn a bonus point, all other songs will be realigned accordingly.  There will be no penalty on those who don't change their vote.

4. Once a vote is posted, it cannot be changed UNLESS rule 3 applies OR there was a double-vote by accident.

5. Late entries will be accepted until the 1st vote has been posted.

6. The deadline is a strict deadline, the moment the date has reached the day after the deadline, no votes will count, this is to reduce last minute voting, or sympathy/favoritism towards different entrants.

7. We ask that any entrant who posts a link to his/her original song (source of parody) not be DKTOS for the contest.

8. All other basic competition rules as applied in other compeitions are generally followed.  The rules may not be changed or altered unless two/thirds of those voting in a round where a rule change is requested agrees.  Rules may be added by host (Below Average Dave) if it was a rule in the ABC or SOTM contest that was thought to be common knowledge, but not known by a particular entrant.

Deadline:
EST (New York) June 13th at midnight (well technically May 31st)
Central (St. Louis): June 13th at 11pm
Mountain (Denver): June 13th at 10pm
Pacific (Los Angeles): June 13th at 9pm
Sydney, AUS: June 14th at 2pm
The UK: June 14th at 5am

WITHOUT FURTHER ADU, The Contestants for Round 3, The Rolling Stones, Are:

1. Lost My Cup by Matthias
    The Video

2. I Can't Get No White Trash Action by Jack Wilson
    The Video

3. Shut The F**k Up ( Mike Lupica ) by Max Power
    The Video

4. Braunschweiger by Agrimorfee
    The Video

5. Plundered Me Rum by Rex Ungericht
    The Video

6. Pizza Burning by Mikey Squirrel
    The Video

7. Tissue by Stu McArthur
    The Video

8. I Hate Mondays by The Conqueror of Parodies
   The Video

9. Anybody Seen My Dickies? by Below Average Dave
    The Video

10. Re-Election For the President by Syncronos
   The Video

11. Kleptomania by Ethan Mawyer
    The Video

IMPORTANT: You can enter UNTIL the first person has cast his/her vote. . .it is at that point the entry list is final. . .

Alright Guys, Everyone who votes should pick a top 5, those who aren't in this round but think they may enter a future round or have entered a past round may vote to earn 3 points. . .and remember, if you missed the entry date, you can still enter if it's before the first vote gets cast.

5 points to Stuart
4 points to Matthias
3 points to Mikey
2 points to Synchronos
1 point to BAD
HM to Agrimorfee

5 Points To: Ethan Mawyer
4 Points To: Rex Ungericht
3 Points To: Stuart McArthur
2 Points To: Below Average Dave
1 Point To: Conquerer_Of_Parodies

1 point to Syncronos
2 points to Mikey Squirrel
3 points to Rex
4 points to Ethan
5 points to Matthias

HM to Stu

5 for Matthias's lost cup (I feel your pain, brother!)
4 for Burnt Squirrel Pizza (It's really not that bad with a little hot sauce)
3 for COPs hate of Monday (maybe if YOU were snuggling with Jennifer Love Hewitt...)
2 for Stu's Tissues (could you clean those up...they're soaking the carpet)
1 for Rex's the plundered rum (I'm a tequila man myself, so I didn't take it!)

HM for Brawnswager...Brownschlager...how the heck do you spell it!?

This round was kind of difficult I think, due to the utter ubquitousness of some of these tunes coupled with Jagger's bluesy ad libbing...those criteria were definitely factors in ranking my 5...here we go

5pts=Rex
4pts=Below Average Dave
3pts=Matthias
2pts=Stu
1pt=Mikey

HM--to Syncronos for a well-written parody that, like most of its kind, isn't high on the Funny factor and gets a little dated, but still is important to note.

*humbly bows* I understand, sir! I will do better in the next round!

This round was kind of difficult I think, due to the utter ubquitousness of some of these tunes coupled with Jagger's bluesy ad libbing...those criteria were definitely factors in ranking my 5...here we go

5pts=Rex
4pts=Below Average Dave
3pts=Matthias
2pts=Stu
1pt=Mikey

HM--to Syncronos for a well-written parody that, like most of its kind, isn't high on the Funny factor and gets a little dated, but still is important to note.


Thanks for the points Agri, after a really hard day at work it was nice to see 4 points with all the nonsense in my life. . .

5 pts - Stu's tissue infected with TB

4 pts - Ethan's a maniac

3 pts - Mikey the burnt Piazza

2 pts - Mafia's nuts

1 pts - 4 more years for Syncronos

Two HM's: Conq and Jack

5th, 1 Point goes to Agrimorfee's Sandwich

4th, 2 Points go to Rex's Rum

3rd, 3 Points go to Ethan's Klepto Theme Song

2nd, 4 Points go to Stu's Cold

1st, 5 Points go to Matthias' Nuts. . .He'll need them if he doesn't find that cup.

5 points.................8. I Hate Mondays by The Conqueror of Parodies
4 points.................5. Plundered Me Rum by Rex Ungericht
3 points.................2. I Can't Get No White Trash Action by Jack Wilson
2 points.................4. Braunschweiger by Agrimorfee
1 point..................10. Re-Election For the President by Syncronos

5 pts Matthias's lost cup
4 pts Tiss-Stu
3 pts Conqueror of Orange Cats Who Hate Mondays
2 pts President Syncronos
1 pt Mikey's pizza

5 points rex rum
4 points pizza burning
3 points syncronos
2 points conqueror
1 point Stu

Calling me? But you don't even have my phone number! ???
OK lame joke out of the way, here's my votes...

5 pts: Pirates Of The Rex
4 pts: Conquerer of Odie
3 pts: Matthias' cup runneth over
2 pts: Agri's meat
1 pt:  Stu's tissue issues

Good round, everyone!