Welcome to the
ABC4 (I)
Voting Thread


Voting deadline for ABC4(I) is midnight (amiright time)     Wednesday November 26th
No votes date-stamped after the voting deadline will be accepted - no exceptions


Vote by replying to this thread with your five favorites in order:

1st choice........5 points
2nd place.........4 points
3rd place..........3 points
4th place..........2 points
5th place..........1 point

or in algebraic terms, p = 6 - r     (p=points, r=rank)



RULES
- Any parody beginning with the current letter is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into ABC1 or ABC2 or ABC3
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter
- Any entrant who doesn't vote by the voting deadline (above) is disqualified and may not participate in the next letter



ALSO
Under no circumstances will a vote that missed the voting deadline be accepted (even by 1 second)
However the resulting disqualification from entry to the next ABC4 comp may be over-ruled, if you do the following...

   1.  Post an "appeal" on this thread giving your excuse for missing the deadline, and plead for mercy
   2.  If your plea wins the sympathy of 3 other entrants your disqualification from the next round will be overturned
        Your late votes will still not count though 
        (if less than 4 entrants in the comp, only 2 sympathetic "Thumbs Ups" are required)


and the entries are.........



1.  Matthias
I Have No Career
          youtube here


2.  Below Average Dave
Independent Turkeys
          youtube here


3.  Mikey Squirrel
I Shop At Wal-Mart
          youtube here


4.  conqueror_of_parodies
I Don't Know This
          youtube here


5.  Red Ant
I Bought A Dog
          youtube here


6.  Agrimorfee
Iran/Iraq
          youtube here


7.  Cat
The Infomercial Song


8.  Stu McArthur
It's Smelly - in Delhi
          youtube here


9.  Kristof Robertson
I Crashed The Tour Bus
          youtube here


10.  Laurie
I Will Hock My Wedding-Ring


11.  Jack Wilson
I'm Still Tanning


12.  DoRitos
I'm Religion
          youtube here


13.  Invisible Boy
I Want A Girl With Tiny Tits For Christmas

T-cop's YouTube link goes to the PoP, not MC Hammer. Here's the video for his entry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMzoBkaFxh4

Kristof's YouTube link goes to "Vertigo".

Ant

The ABC I rounds of the past have been tough and this one was no exception. It's great to see two newbiescomers to the ABC rounds. Anyway...

5 points to #13, I Want A Girl With Tiny Tits For Christmas
4 points to #8, It's Smelly - in Delhi
3 points to #9, I Crashed The Tour Bus
2 points to #1, I Have No Career
1 point to #7, The Infomercial Song

Happy Holidays to all and I'll see you in 2008.

Ant

T-cop's YouTube link goes to the PoP, not MC Hammer. Here's the video for his entry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMzoBkaFxh4

Kristof's YouTube link goes to "Vertigo".

Ant




thanks Jack - all fixed up - it's that cut and paste within a template thing - plenty of room for error

and you're right about the I-round - it's the premier round imo

1 point to Job-less Matthias
2 points to Red Ant's Dog
3 points to BAD Turkeys
4 points to High on Kristof
5 points to Smelly Stu

HM to Laurie and Invisible Boy

5 Points   Red Ant's                 Head up butt dog
4 Points   Agrimorfee's             Don't ask don't tell
3 Points   Mattias'                    Down and out
2 Points   Invisible Boy's            "A" cup medley
1 Point    Laurie Alexander's      Pawn shop negotiater

Honorable Mention:

the_conqueror_of_parodies's    SAT Miseries
Mikey Squirrel                         Wally Martinez Shopper

I anticipate there'll be no complaints if I extend the deadline by a day
(given it's Christmas and everything)

and btw, why isn't the new vomiting smiley wearing a Santa hat - or did he take it off to barf?

anyway Merry Christmas everyone :D

No problem here with extending.  Go for it.

I anticipate there'll be no complaints if I extend the deadline by a day
(given it's Christmas and everything)

and btw, why isn't the new vomiting smiley wearing a Santa hat - or did he take it off to barf?

anyway Merry Christmas everyone :D






and Merry Christmas to you also, I welcome the day--I have had such a busy week that it would help me a bit and allow more in depth reviews of the songs.

Had fun both  entering and voting in my first contest.....

Laurie

5 points for I have No Career
4 points for The Infomercial Song
3 points for I crashed the Tour Bus
2 points for I Want A Girl with Tiny Tits for Christmas
1 point for It's Smelly -in Delhi

I anticipate there'll be no complaints if I extend the deadline by a day
(given it's Christmas and everything)

and btw, why isn't the new vomiting smiley wearing a Santa hat - or did he take it off to barf?

anyway Merry Christmas everyone :D








Has the voting deadline been extended another day? 

Has the voting deadline been extended another day? 



no Guy - the deadline was originally midnight Dec 26th (always a Wednesday night) - and I extended it one day to midnight Dec 27th

no Guy - the deadline was originally midnight Dec 26th (always a Wednesday night) - and I extended it one day to midnight Dec 27th




Oops - must be my some timers acting up - or I slipped back into metric time.  I could have sworn that it was changed from the 25th to the 26th.  I guess I should have read the original post on the change.  :-[

as usual, the I-round was just packed with quality - happens every time - I could have medalled 10 entries

a tough initial contest to enter, Laurie and Invisible Boy - but keep em coming guys :)



5 points..................9.  Kristof Robertson      I Crashed The Tour Bus
4 points.................12.  DoRitos      I'm Religion
3 points..................7.  Cat            The Infomercial Song
2 points..................1.  Matthias      I Have No Career
1 point...................5.  Red Ant      I Bought A Dog


hon mention to Invisible Boy      I Want A Girl With Tiny Tits For Christmas

1 Point to Stu McArthur
2 Points to Red Ant
3 Points to Matthias
4 Points to Kristof Robertson
5 Points to Invisible Boy

5pts=Kristof
4pts=Cat
3pts=Stu
2pts=Invisible Boy
1pt=B.A.D.

5 Points: Kristof
4 Points: Invisible Boy
3 Points: Stuart
2 Points: Cat
1 Point: Dave

Hi all and seasons greetings

5=Kristof
4=Cat
3=Matthias
2=Red Ant
1=Bad

Excellent, excellent, EXCELLENT round here! Choosing is painful, but if I must, I must:

5 Points to Matthias
4 Points to Stu McArthur
3 Points to Guy DiRito
2 Points to the_conqueror_of_parodies
1 Point to Invisible Boy

voting closed - results up soon

Results of the ABC4 I-Round

1st place with 24 points:                    "I Have No Career" by Matthias
equal 2nd place with 21 points:          "I Want A Girl With Tiny Tits For Christmas" by Invisible Boy
equal 2nd place with 21points:            "It's Smelly - In Delhi" by Stuart McArthur

******************

Cat                              18
Red Ant                        12
Guy Di Rito                    7
Below Average Dave        6
Agrimorfee                    4
conqueror_of_parodies    2
Laurie Alexander              1


three disqualifications: Kristof (who definitely would have romped in the gold - where the hell are you, KR?) Mikey Squirrel and Jack Wilson - sorry guys - disqualified from the J-round


Congrats to Matthias who deserved his win with one of his best parodies, and to Invisible Boy in his first contest, and thanks for my votes everyone

see you in the Js

:)

Congrats to Matt, IB and Stu!

And shame on Kristof, Jack and Mikey. Shame shame shame. And public flogging. And leprosy, lupus and Dutch Elm's disease. Oh, the horror... the travesty... the GUILT!!!

(j/k of course, though Kristof might be part dyslexic leprechaun, stealing his own gold and all...  ;))

...or he may have really crashed a tour bus.  :D

Ant

Wow... I actually won! Awesome!!!

Thanks for all those who voted for my employement problems.
And also a warm congrats to Invisible Boy for your first parody in almost 1st place, and Stuart on his continuing triade of parody.

Congratulations to Matthias on a wel deserved win

Stuart...It's an honor to share the podium with you

To all who voted for me...thanks so much

I'm so glad I found this place ;D

FUDGE! i FORGOT! *bonks head*

Wow... I actually won! Awesome!!!

Thanks for all those who voted for my employement problems.
And also a warm congrats to Invisible Boy for your first parody in almost 1st place, and Stuart on his continuing triade of parody.


Congrats to you , Matthias, IB and Stu and everyone else.

Matthias-I'll definitely share your song with my HR friends. 

Laurie

Sorry I couldn't vote in this one. Too busy. Looks like I had to forgo my... um.. no points. What? Not even one vote?? Wow.  well, congrats to Matthias, Stu and to first timer Invisible Boy. First contest, and you nab second place! pretty impressive. I've been in tons of these contests and I've only got as high as 3rd place, and that was a tie!  :-\\
One day...

Congrats, all!!

Matthias, you deserved this; Invisible Boy, great first time!; Stu, well...we've come to expect this, haven't we? ;)

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SORRY!!!!!

I've literally just got back from Christmas in Australia today....I thought that I'd checked all my comps prior to leaving 2 weeks ago, but evidently not.....huge apologies to those who voted for me, and congrats to the deserved winners (i.e. those who aren't as crap as I am...)