As stated prior to this thread, VOTING is worth points.  If you vote and did not enter this contest, you will get 3 points towards the overall 5 year standings in the Artistry contest.  When you vote as an entrant in this round, you receive 5 points for voting. . .that means no one who votes ends with no points. . . .

Anyway, the rules are pretty similar to other contests.  This is round 24 so please know that ALL rounds will count EQUALLY toward the final standings, and NO rounds will be omitted from the final total.

1. All participants must comment on all entrants and vote by the deadline, which for this rounds is April  24th  2008.  Failure to vote will forfeit all points from this round, and if that is less than 20 points, the difference will be forfeited in the following round (No Disqualifications)

2. Voting will take place by replying to this thread

3. If a person withdraws from an Artistry Round prior to the end of a round, all entrants who voted for that person's entry will be permitted to pick one new song to earn a bonus point, all other songs will be realigned accordingly.  There will be no penalty on those who don't change their vote.

4. Once a vote is posted, it cannot be changed UNLESS rule 3 applies OR there was a double-vote by accident.

5. Late entries will be accepted until the 1st vote has been posted.

6. The deadline is a strict deadline, the moment the date has reached the day after the deadline, no votes will count, this is to reduce last minute voting, or sympathy/favoritism towards different entrants.

7. We ask that any entrant who posts a link to his/her original song (source of parody) not be DKTOS for the contest.

8. All other basic competition rules as applied in other competitions are generally followed.  The rules may not be changed or altered unless two/thirds of those voting in a round where a rule change is requested agrees.  Rules may be added by host (Below Average Dave) if it was a rule in the ABC or SOTM contest that was thought to be common knowledge, but not known by a particular entrant.

Deadline:
EST (New York) April 24th at midnight
Central (St. Louis): April 24th at 11pm
Mountain (Denver): April 24th at 10pm
Pacific (Los Angeles): April 24th  at 9pm
Sydney, AUS: April 25th at 2pm
The UK: April 25th at 5am

WITHOUT FURTHER ADU, The Contestants for Round 24, Jennifer Lopez Are:

1: Jenny, It's A Crock by Agrimorfee
    Jenny From the Block

2: Got Sniped by The Conqueror of Parodies
    Get Right

3: Love Does Cost Something by Matthias
    Love Don't Cost A Thing

4: Hamburger Hell by Rex Ungericht
    Hold It, Don't Drop It

5: Let's Get Large by Invisible Boy
    Let's Get Loud

6: I'm Fake by Below Average Dave
    I'm Real
   

Told you it's too late for me to do her, I'll vote.

Told you it's too late for me to do her, I'll vote.


"That's what she said."
http://www.officetvblog.com/images/steve.jpg

(sorry, couldn't resist  :D)

Well guys, this round turned out to be a lot like the Incubus round...a lot of crappy music, a few burns on the artist in question, and a few parodies that were, let's say, profoundly affected by the quality of the music.

5pts=Matthias
4pts=IB
3pts=BAD
2pts=Rex
1pt=Conqueror

Agrimorfee's music link is dead... Here's a replacement: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKSTxWrTYWo

5 Points: Invisible Boy's Huge Parody
4 Points: Dave's Drag Queen
3 Points: Agrimorfee's Biography On J-Lo
2 Points: Rex's Hamburger
1 Points: Conqueror_of_Halo

5 pts - Mafia's true account of J.Lo

4 pts - Dave's ugly drag queen

3 pts - Rex at the battle of Hamburger Hill in Vietnam

2 pts - Invisibly large with moobs

1 pts - Aggie peeping at J.Lo's crotch

HM - Cop gets shot

1 point to McRex
2 points to Cup Size IB
3 points to BAD Models
4 points to Money For Matthias
5 points to Anti-J-Lo Agri

5 points to Anti-J-Lo Agri


Thaks, Conqy!

1 point to BAD
2 points to Conqueror
3 points to Matthias
4 points to I.B.
5 points to Agrimorfee

5 points to Agrimorfee


Thanks Rex!

1 Point to Agrimorfee (I'm sorry buddy, but I just couldn't get it to scan, I couldn't find a version that made it scan)

2 Points to Rex (Not as funny as I'm used to from you)

3 Points to Matthias (You already know what I think on this one)

4 Points to TCOP (Very funny idea, not perfect on the execution, but strong, and reminds me of things in the past)

5 Points to Invisible Boy (Dominated this round in my book)

Wow, what a tough round it seems, Fall Out Boy anyone?

1 Point to Agrimorfee (I'm sorry buddy, but I just couldn't get it to scan, I couldn't find a version that made it scan)
This is what I used, someone else has posted it again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sob1LcGkdMg


Wow, what a tough round it seems, Fall Out Boy anyone?


::)

This has been the most time I have ever spent with the music of Jennifer Lopez. I never realized how crappy it is.

5 points to Agrimorfee

4 points to BAD

3 points to Matthias

2 points to Rex

1 point to C of P

Great round everyone...

8)

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1st Matthias with 28 Points

2nd Invisible Boy with 27 Points

3rd Agrimorfee with 25 Points

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4th Below Average Dave with 24 Points

5th Rex Ungericht with 17 Points

6th The Conqueror of Parodies with 14 Points

Bonus Points: Max Power earns 3 Points towards standings for voting when not required

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1st Matthias with 28 Points

2nd Invisible Boy with 27 Points

3rd Agrimorfee with 25 Points

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4th Below Average Dave with 24 Points

5th Rex Ungericht with 17 Points

6th The Conqueror of Parodies with 14 Points

Bonus Points: Max Power earns 3 Points towards standings for voting when not required


Congrats to Matthias, Invisible Boy and Agrimorfee on winning this round, and special thanks to Max Power for voting when not required to!

How in God's name did I win the Jennifer Lopez round?!?!?!  :o

Well... That's cool, I guess I'll take it.

Congrats as well to...

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o280/jennahastings/wei-biguns.jpg

and

http://www.hollywoodtoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/j-lo-not-just-lying-around-anymore.jpg

(Not much of a difference in picture this time  ;) )

This has been the most time I have ever spent with the music of Jennifer Lopez. I never realized how crappy it is.

5 points to Agrimorfee



Thanks! 8) 
(Matthias, your 2nd image doesn't go through.)

Congrats to all!

Wow...what a close round

Congratulations to Matthias and Agrimorfee

Thanks to all who voted

8)