Congrats, Jeff & McK :)  And Ag, for getting the FUCA (I wonder how long it's going to be before that particular novelty wears off?)

How long before a YMCA parody comes out, do you reckon?


If I had my druther' FUCA that would be it. I'm guessing we've all thought about that title sub already, so let's get that FUCA off our backs as a team effort, then we can post the result under the author collaboration name "A room full of FUCAs"! 8)

Writer, there's no need to feel down
I say, writer, get your arse off the ground
Amiright dot - com it has a new noun
And it needs use in a ditty

Writer, here's a song that you know
I say, writer, join this team effort so
We can take care, and leave this task behind
And with that said here's the core line

I'ts fun to aim for the F-U-C-A
I'ts fun to aim for the F-U-C-A

It has everything but it's not real McCoy
You can love it AND be annoyed

I'ts fun to aim for the F-U-C-A
I'ts fun to aim for the F-U-C-A

You can get it for Ween*
You can get it for Seal
You can get it for Britney still


I'm stuck there, but someone of you other guys might wanna take the next paragraph or a couple of 'em, here below is how the original continues according to the lyrics page I just savaged.

(* With "Bohemian Rapsody" in mind I first had "Queen" here instead of Ween, but then I checked and saw that Queen are on the list with "Another one bites the dust", you can still get the FUCA with all other Queen's of course but I wanted a band name not on the list at all).


Young man, are you listening to me? (Maybe "Writer, if you're not on top three")
I said, young man, what do you want to be? (Maybe "I say, writer, there's a medal for thee")
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?

I would have gone for a certain song from the South Park movie...  ;)

"Young man, are you listening to me?"


I would have gone for a certain song from the South Park movie.

Ahem, for starters I think that new line is six syllables too long for the next line in TOS, though a stretched "moo-vie" could possibly pass as a substitute for "to me".  ;)

I would have gone for a certain song from the South Park movie...  ;)


Maybe like this?

Did you finish past 3rd place? Win the FUCA!
With a song that no one's won with: that's the FUCA!
You can get a FUCA, yes it's true
Just enter a good and obscure tune!

Well I finished out of place: that's a FUCA
But I still can get a medal called the FUCA
Had no 1st, 2nd or 3rd place song
But I FUCAed with Stacy's Mom!

FUCA, FUCA, FUCA....

And so we all race for the FUCA
(Get the FUCA!)
Outta here let's have a cheer for the FUCA!
If it was good and finished fourth...
You might just earn the FUC award
Earn a FUCA
No 1-2-3-for-me. FUC rules!

WIN DA FUCA!

Sorry Peter, I couldn't come up with anything for YMCA...

Ant

Red Ant rockin' the house!  8) :D