ABC 2010
(Q and R)


Please note that the rule changes I suggested last year all passed, most of them unanimously, and the others by a wide margin.

- Any parody beginning with either of the current letters is eligible, except parodies that have been entered into any previous ABC competition
- You're not allowed to vote for your own parody
- Once you've posted a vote, you're not allowed to change it
- Anyone who's participated in any previous ABC contest may vote
- Any entrant who hasn't left a comment on all entries will forfeit all their points for that round


-All letters are to be combined into thirteen rounds (A/B, C/D, E/F etc) and numbers will go by their spelling (IE. "10 Candles" would qualify as a "T" entry being that ten is the spelling of 10).  Symbols will generally be ignored, and go by the remaining spelling instead (IE '**Love' would qualify as an L or '^#% 72' would qualify as an S) eliminating the need for the specialty round at the end of the competition.  In the event that symbols are clearly used to take the place of actual words, the word intended may be used (IE @$$hole can be used in A) and in the event that the name of a song is a symbol, the spelling of said symbol may be used (IE '*' would be asterisk-an A entry)

-3 week entry and voting periods

- 5 points for voting (only applicable to entrants who are required to vote) (also known as the Artistry rule, all those who vote and are in the round will have 5 points added to their score for that round)

-All Scores Count towards your totals for the tournament

-DQ's only dq the current round's score, in other words you will no longer have to sit out the next letter since you will always be forfeiting points when you don't vote (hence the 5 point bonus rule)

-Top entry for each letter (2 per round) makes the year end competition (Exception: if all entries in a given round are of the same letter, or no entry from either letter earned at least one point through voting, the top two overall for the round will be selected for the year end competition)

-No Extensions may be granted due to the length of the new voting periods (if you aren't positive you can vote in the last three days, you should vote early), late entries up until the first vote are at the mercy of whoever is currently hosting the ABC competition, this is not meant for strictness as much as time, 3 weeks is a lot of time, and extending past that messes up the dates and can cause ABCs to overlap into other contests who may have planned around it to avoid conflicts of deadlines

1. Rhymezone's for by Below Average Dave
   Hardware Store

2. Rob: The Most Wanted Man in the World by The Conqueror of Parodies
   Bob

3. A Riot Down in Disneyland by Abbott Skelding
   Your Body is a Wonderland

4. Red Drippy Nose by Andria
   Sweet Gypsy Rose

5. Respossed by Matthias
   Can't Get Enough of Your Love Babe
   Official Recording

6. Rap Songs Don't Say Much by Guy DiRito
   Sad Songs Say So Much

7. The Ranger by Bilbopooh
   Angel

8. Rad Bromance by Agrimorfee
   Bad Romance

Just so you guys can't say that I didn't vote this time. I'll vote as soon as the thread is posted!

5 Points: Abbott (How can I not give points for anything that mocks Disney?)
4 Points: Agrimorfee's Guy Love... Between two-ooo guys! (What ever happened to finishing that Scrubs: My Musical project?)
3 Points: Below Average Shave Cave Knave Rave Brave.... Oh, Dave!
2 Points: Guy's Anti-Rap Song
1 Point: The T-Cops capturing the Bad Guy

Number 4  5 Points  For Andri'a post nasal drippage
Number 1  4 Points  For Dave's zone of the rhymes
Number 5  3 Points  For Matthias and his repoed 4 Ply TP
Number 8  2 Points  For Agrimorfee's platonic bro-man love 
Number 2  1 Point  For COP's not ready for crime time Rob

HMs to Abbott and Bilbopooh.  I just wish there were two more vote slots so I could vote something for everyone.  Good round here.  Voting this round was no easy task.

Nice work everyone!

5 Pts- Rhymezone's For
4 Pts- Repossessed
3 Pts- Rad Bromance
2 Pts- Red Drippy Nose
1 Pt- Rob: The Most Wanted Man in the World

5pts=BAD
4pts=Abbott
3pts=Guy
2pts=Matthias
1pt=TCOP

1 point to Matthias
2 points to Andria
3 points to Abbott
4 points to Dave
5 points to Agri

5 - Rad Bromance
4 - Rhymezone's For
3 - Rap Songs Don't Say Much
2 - A Riot Down in Disneyland
1 - Red Drippy Nose

TCOP & Bilbopooh, yer Rad Bro hands you over karmals for the 5pts!

1 Point to Guy DiRito

2 Points to Andria

3 Points to Abbott Skelding

4 Points to Matthias

5 Points to Agrimorfee

Andria crams her vote in at the last minute!  :D

5 points to B.A. Dave
4 points to Matthias
3 points to Guy
2 points to Abbott
1 point to Agrimorfee

Honorable mentions to all others except myself (I can't vote on my own parody! Sacrilege!  ;D jk)

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1st Below Average Dave with 35 Points <<R Entry 1

2nd Agrimorfee with 30 Points <<R Entry 2

3rd Abbott Skelding with 24 Points
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4th Matthias with 23 Points

5th Andria with 17 Points
5th Guy DiRito with 17 Points

7th The Conqueror of Parodies with 9 Points

8th Bilbopooh with 5 Points

Congrats to both Agrimorfee and Abbott on their podium finishes (and to Matt who was only one point off it) and really just to everyone for a fun round in general, I have to be up in 6 hours to take someone to the airport, but I will post the S/T voting round as soon as possible today as well as the U/V entry thread. . .congrats on a good round and thank you all for voting my Rhymezone Tribute to the top, because there were no Q entries, two R entries will be entered in the end of the year.