The AmiRight Song of the Month Contest is held each month here in the Song Parodies Contest Forum.  Entries are accepted the first seven days of each month, then voting begins and continues until the end of the month. 

This thread is dedicated to CLAUDE PREZ who created the SOTM concept and did all the work in compiling this list, in order that one day I, Jeff Reuben, would inherit the updating job from Stu MacArthur and ride shamelessly on his coattails, as well as Claude's. Cool.

Past winners and runners-up are located below.

2011

December 2011

First Place:  2nz
Browns Down (The Grilling Song) -- a parody of Right Round by Flo Rida

Second Place: Conqueror of Parodies
Wink Wink Nudge -- a parody of Pass That Dutch by Missy Elliott

Third Place: Jeff Reuben
Snow -- a parody of Blow by Ke$ha

November 2011

First Place:  Christie Marie M
Mop The Floor -- a parody of On The Floor by Jennifer Lopez featuring Pit Bull

Second Place: Matthias
Hot Chocolate -- a parody of Hot Blooded by Foreigner

Third Place: Blaydeman
Clowns -- a parody of Down by Jay Sean

October 2011

First Place:  Weird Abbott
Missed The Hint -- a parody of Everytime We Touch by Cascada

Second Place: Matthias
Friday The 13th -- a parody of Friday by Rebecca Black

Third Place: Blaydeman
The Insane Song -- a parody of The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars

September 2011

First Place:  Blaydeman
Worst Love Song -- a parody of Best Love Song by T-Pain

Second Place: Matthias
Vow Of Silence -- a parody of We Can't Talk Anymore by Cliff Richard

Third Place: Jeff Reuben
I Bought The Shake Weight -- a parody of Under The Boardwalk by The Drifters

August 2011

First Place:  Matthias
Rick Rolled -- a parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha

Second Place: Weird Abbott
Bad Man's Best Friend -- a parody of Bad Girlfriend by Theory Of A Deadman

Third Place: Jeff Reuben
Shakey Quakey Ground -- a parody of Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus

July 2011

First Place: Jeff Reuben
Skinny Jeans -- a parody of Billie Jean by Michael Jackson

Second Place: Matthias
Pesky Cartoon Cats -- a parody of Opposites Attract by Paula Abdul

Third Place: Blaydeman
Best Friend's Nana -- a parody of Best Friend's Brother by Victoria Justice

June 2011

First Place: Blaydeman
Boy Band -- a parody of Boyfriend by Big Time Rush

Second Place: Conqueror Of Parodies
Can't Move My Legs -- a parody of Lose My Breath by Destiny's Child

Third Place: Wild Child JIN
Sitting Round The House -- a parody of Burning Down The House by The Talking Heads


May 2011

First Place: Matthias
Busboys From Hell -- a parody of Cowboys From Hell by Pantera

Second Place: Chris Bodily TM
Tonight Tonight Tonight (May 21, 2011) -- a parody of Tonight Tonight Tonight by Genesis

Third Place: Weird Abbott
A Different Kind Of Dream -- a parody of Teenage Dream by Katy Perry


April 2011

First Place: Matthias
Bothered By Buzzards -- a parody of Rockin The Suburbs by Ben Folds Five

Second Place:  Weird Abbott
More Accordion -- a parody of Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi

Third Place: Conqueror Of Parodies
Ripper Named Jack -- a parody of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot

March 2011

First Place: Matthias
Adrenaline Junkie -- a parody of American Woman by Lenny Kravitz

Second Place: Conqueror Of Parodies
Semi-warmed Leftovers -- a parody of Semi-charmed (Kinda) Life by Third Eye Blind

Third Place: Mark Scotti
Alice, Hall Of Fame Guy -- a parody of No More Mr. Nice Guy by Alice Cooper

February 2011

First Place: Below Average Dave
Clean Your Room -- a parody of Bust A Move by Young MC

Second Place:  Abbott Skelding
I'm Not Justin Bieber -- a parody of Daydream Believer by The Monkees

Third Place: Matthias
Stealin A Pie -- a parody of Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees

January 2011

First Place: Matthias
On-Star -- a parody of Numb / Encore by Jay-Z and Linkin Park

Second Place: Arwen
Conspirital Girl -- a parody of Material Girl by Madonna

Third Place: Abbott Skelding
FML -- a parody of It's My Life by Bon Jovi

2010

2010 Artist of the Year Results

1st Jeff Reuben with 195 Points
2nd Matthias with 169 Points
3rd Below Average Dave with 166 Points

4th Peter Andersson with 136 Points
5th Mark Scotti with 118 Points
6th The Conqueror of Parodies with 105 Points
7th Abbott Skelding with 100 Points
8th Guy DiRito with 51 Points
9th Arwen with 39 Points
10th Christie Marie M with 30 Points

2010 Song Of The Year Results

First Place
Fondled by the TSA by Jeff Reuben

Second Place
Ugh I Feel Like a Caveman by Matthias

Third Place
It's Too Revealing by Below Average Dave

Wildcard 2010

Conqueror Of Parodies
Dilemma -- parody of Dilemma by Nelly

Blaydeman
Shark Week -- parody of One Week by Barenaked Ladies
December 2010

First Place: Jeff Reuben
Unfriended -- a parody of Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield

Second Place: Matthias
Ugh!  I Feel Like A Caveman -- a parody of Man!  I Feel Like A Woman by Shania Twain

Third Place: Below Average Dave
Smart Boy Grammar -- a parody of Country Grammar by Nelly

November 2010

First Place: Jeff Reuben
Fondled By The T.S.A. -- a parody of Party In The U.S.A. by Miley Cyrus

Second Place: Conqueror Of Parodies
Mario Ga Ga -- a parody of Radio Ga Ga by Queen

Third Place: Mark Scotti
House Flooded -- a parody of Hot Blooded by Foreigner

October 2010

First Place: Matthias
Putrid Ghoul -- a parody of Stupid Girl by Pink

Second Place: Jeff Reuben
Pissed At U -- a parody of Kissin U by Miranda Cosgrove

Third Place: Below Average Dave
Watch For Chucky -- a parody of Paparazzi by Lady Gaga

September 2010

First Place: Below Average Dave
Joker's Rage -- a parody of Poker Face by Lady Gaga

Second Place: Matthias
Douche -- a parody of Smooth by Santana and Rob Thomas

Third Place: Christie Marie M
Such Luck-Superstitions Imperiled -- a parody of The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot

August 2010

First Place: Matthias
Belly Flop -- a parody of Candy Shop by 50 Cent and Olivia

Second Place: Jeff Reuben
I Dress Myself In Underoos -- a parody of I Hate Myself For Loving You by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

Third Place: Weird Abbott Skelding
Santa Is The Centerfold -- a parody of Centerfold by The J. Geils Band

July 2010

First Place: Guy DiRito
Any Lane -- a parody of Penny Lane by The Beatles

Second Place: Peter Andersson
Fashion Portfolio -- a parody of Skies Of Magnolia by Treat

Third Place: Matthias
Put Something On-- a parody of Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye

June 2010

First Place: Jeff Reuben
Can't Be Sane -- a parody of Can't Be Tamed by Miley Cyrus

Second Place: Guy DiRito
Rum Together -- a parody of Come Together by The Beatles

Third Place: Below Average Dave
A Girl Named Drew -- a parody of A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash

May 2010

First Place: Weird Abbott Skelding
Look At All the Stuff I Can Do With My Telephone -- a parody of Telephone  by Lady Gaga (feat. Beyonce)

Second Place: Below Average Dave
All My Personalities -- a parody of Lady Marmalade by Moulin Rouge: Pink, Mya, Aguilera, Lil Kim

Third Place: Peter Andersson
Think I've Killed An Angel -- a parody of Wish I Had An Angel by Nightwish

April 2010

First Place: Matthias
S.O.B. -- a parody of O.P.P.  by Naughty By Nature

Second Place: Jeff Reuben
Carry-on -- a parody of Carry Out by Timbaland featuring Justin Timberlake

Third Place: Below Average Dave
Blah Blah -- a parody of Yeah Yeah by Usher

March 2010

First Place: Peter Andersson
Dick Needs Vasectomy -- a parody of Don't Stand So Close To Me by The Police

Second Place: Jeff Reuben
Tunnel Vision -- a parody of Double Vision by Foreigner

Third Place: Arwen
Don't Fight Me -- a parody of Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3


February 2010

First Place: Below Average Dave
Tik Tok -- a parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha

Second Place: Mark Scotti
Horror Movie Screening -- a parody of California Dreaming by The Mammas and The Pappas

Third Place: Peter Andersson
(The Scale Is Tweeting) My Weight -- a parody of My Way by Frank Sinatra


January 2010

First Place: Below Average Dave
It's Too Revealing -- a parody of I've Got A Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas

Second Place: Matthias
Pokemon -- a parody of Fireflies by Owl City

Third Place: Mark Scotti
Got Re-tooled Again -- a parody of Won't Be Fooled Again by The Who

2009

2009 Artist of the Year Results

1st. Jeff Reuben (190) (37, 37, 32, 27, 26, 20, 11)
2nd. Arwen (186) (40, 31, 28, 23, 22, 21, 21) x-18, 8
3rd. Phil Alexander (150) (29, 27, 24, 22, 21, 14, 13) x-13, 11,6

4th. Mark Scotti (120) (31, 22, 18, 17, 14, 9, 9) x-7, 6
5th. Matthias (113) (31, 21, 17,12, 12, 12, 8 ) x-7, 7
6th. Claude Prez (108) (35, 34, 25, 14)
7th. Below Average Dave (105) (28, 24, 20, 17, 8, 8 )
8th. Peter Andersson (99) (23, 21, 14, 12, 11, 10, 8 ) x-5
9th. Silver Power (92) (29, 23, 13, 12, 8, 7)
10th. Guy DiRito (89) (41, 22, 14, 12)


2009 Song Of The Year Results

First Place
Japan by EmiLoca

Second Place
Hot For Zombies by EmiLoca

Third Place
Redneck Wizard by Jeff Reuben

Wildcard 2009

First Place: Medemia
Stalking Miley -- a parody of My Way by Elvis Presley

Second Place: Agrimorfee
Handlebars -- a parody of Bootylicious by Destiny's Child

Third Place: Peter Andersson
Followed By Gnomes -- a parody of Follow You Home by Nickelback

December 2009

First Place: DJ Blaze
Mainstreamian Crap CD -- a parody of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Second Place: Jeff Reuben
I'm Off Key -- a parody of 3 by Britney Spears

Third Place: Below Average Dave
Dancing Epilepsy -- a parody of Single Ladies by Beyonce

November 2009

First Place: Silver Power
Ovarian Rhapsody -- a parody of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Second Place: DJ Blaze
Off The Air -- a parody of Take You There by Sean Kingston

Third Place: Mark Scotti
Turkey Gizzards-- a parody of Pinball Wizard by The Who

October 2009

First Place: Jeff Reuben
Smurfalicious -- a parody of Fergalicious by Fergie

Second Place: Arwen
Printer's On The Fritz (Among Other Things!) -- a parody of Puttin' On The Ritz by Taco

Third Place: Phil Alexander
Inedible You -- a parody of Inflatable You by Tim Minchin

September 2009

First Place: Conqueror of Parodies
Bloody Sick of Twilight -- a parody of Cleanin Out My Closet by Eminem

Second Place: Jeff Reuben
My Brother Done Rode A Sheep a parody of Another One Bites The Dust by Queen

Third Place: Peter Andersson
Girls Gawk (At my Hiney) -- a parody of Girl Talk by The Donnas

August 2009

First Place: Guy DiRito
Cops'll Getcha -- a parody of Come Together by The Beatles

Second Place: Arwen
Breaking Stuff In Vegas -- a parody of Waking Up In Vegas by Katy Perry

Third Place: Medemia
And I Guess That's Why They Call Me the Blue -- a parody of I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues by Elton John

July 2009

First Place: Matthias
C Is For Cookie -- a parody of Nookie by Limp Bizkit

Second Place: Mark Scotti
Amusement Park Rides -- a parody of American Pie by Don McLean

Third Place: Phil Alexander
Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc and Sleaz-, oops Sleepy -- a parody of Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-dot Bikini by Brian Hyland

June 2009

First Place:  EmiLoca
Hot for Zombies -- a parody of “Paparazzi" by Lady GaGa

Second Place:  Below Average Dave
I'm Tasteless -- a parody of “Outrageous” by Britney Spears

Third Place:  Silver Power
Why, Why Did the King of Pop Die? -- a parody of  “American Pie” by Don McLean



May 2009

First Place:  EmiLoca
Japan -- a parody of “Just Dance" by Lady GaGa

Second Place:  Jeff Reuben
Redneck Wizard -- a parody of “Redneck Woman” by Gretchen Wilson

Third Place:  Invisible Boy
Things I Love to Hate -- a parody of  “99 Red Balloons” by Nena



April 2009

First Place:  Invisible Boy
How Do You Think My Girl Got Gonorrhea? -- a parody of “How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria" from The Sound Of Music

Second Place:  Leo Keough
Fifty Ways To Leach Your Liver -- a parody of “Fifty Ways To Leave Your Lover” by Paul Simon

Third Place:  Arwen
Escape (The Trapped By Cannibals Song) -- a parody of “Escape (The Pina Colada Song)” by Rupert Holmes



March 2009

First Place:  Arwen
Hot N Old (A Cougar's Anthem) -- a parody of “Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry

Second Place:  Claude Prez
Tree Slapper -- a parody of “Tree Hugger” by Antsy Pants

Third Place:  Jeff Reuben
Curses -- a parody of “Circus” by Britney Spears



February 2009

First Place:  Pensworth
Under The Sea (Ocean Pollution) -- a parody of “Under The Sea" by Little Mermaid Soundtrack

Second Place:  Jeff Reuben
Dainty, Wainty, Fuzzy, Wuzzy, Soft Pink Psychopathic Bunny -- a parody of “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” by Brian Hyland

Third Place:  Claude Prez
Groundhog Day -- a parody of “Holiday” by Green Day



January 2009

First Place:  Arwen
Hannah Montana -- a parody of “Copacabana" by Barry Manilow

Second Place:  Claude Prez
That's A No-No -- a parody of “That's Amore” by Dean Martin

Third Place:  Matthias
I've Just Flattened The Scale With My Fat A$$ -- a parody of “It's The End Of The World As We Know It” by REM









2008

Congratulations to Jeff Reuben - the 2008 Amiright Parody Author Of The Year

Congrats also to 2nz for 2008 Song Of The Year


2008 Author Of The Year Results

1. Jeff Reuben........................202
2. Below Average Dave..........186
3. Matthias.............................170

4. Phil Alexander......................157
5. Invisible Boy........................155
6. Agrimorfee..........................137
7. Peter Andersson..................128
8. Conqueror_of_Parodies.........117
9. Guy DiRito...........................105
10. McKludge...........................99


2008 Song Of The Year Results

First Place
Wanna Use OxyMorons by 2nz

Second Place
I Was Drunk Late One Night, Now I'm Daddy by Below Average Dave

Third Place
Vegas Or Bust by Invisible Boy



December 2008

First Place:  McKludge
Dainty Thugs -- a parody of “Tainted Love" by Soft Cell

Second Place:  Stuart McArthur
Stuck With These Presents From You (12 Day's Worth) -- a parody of “Stuck In The Middle With You” by Stealers Wheel

Third Place:  Luke Brattoni
Perverted -- a parody of “Circus” by Britney Spears



November 2008

First Place:  2nz
Wanna Use Oxymorons -- a parody of “Wannabe Starting Something" by Michael Jackson

Second Place:  Ethan Mawyer
Please Don't Revoke My (Poetic) Licence -- a parody of “We Didn't Start The Fire” by Billy Joel

Third Place:  Jeff Reuben
Rob Me I'm A Tourist -- a parody of “Rock Me Amadeus” by Falco



October 2008

First Place:  Emiloca
Sweaty Beijing Shop -- a parody of “Happy Working Song" by Amy Adams

Second Place:  Matthias
Jungle Cruise -- a parody of “Hardware Store” by Weird Al Yankovic

Third Place:  Agrimorfee
Virtual Profanity -- a parody of “Virtual Insanity” by Jamiroquai



September 2008

First Place:  Guy DiRito
Under Da See -- a parody of “Under The Sea" from The Little Mermaid soundtrack

Second Place:  Matthias
Wanna be Fighting Someone -- a parody of “Wanna Be Starting Somethin” by Michael Jackson

Third Place:  Luke Brattoni
Publicise Her -- a parody of “Womaniser” by Britney Spears



August 2008

First Place:  Jeff Reuben
Be A Pest -- a parody of “Be Our Guest" from the Beauty And The Beast soundtrack

Second Place:  conqueror_of_parodies
Loch Star -- a parody of “Rock Star” by Nickelback

Third Place:  Peter Andersson
I'll Make A Clone I Can Smooch -- a parody of “I Got My Mind Set On You” by George Harrison



July 2008

First Place:  Invisible Boy
X-rated Films Can Be Amusing -- a parody of “The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot

Second Place:  the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Maths Test -- a parody of “The Reflex” by Duran Duran

Third Place:  Matthias
Neat Freak -- a parody of “One Week” by The Bare Naked Ladies



June 2008

First Place:  Jeff Reuben
A Horny Geek -- a parody of “Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood

Second Place:  Phil Alexander
(Used To Be A) Rock Star -- a parody of “RockStar” by Nickelback

Third Place:  McKludge
Bubba Likes Fishin' -- a parody of “Babylon Sisters” by Steely Dan



May 2008

First Place:  Phil Alexander
Diluvian Pie -- a parody of “American Pie" by Don Maclean

Second Place:  Invisible Boy
Touch Your Chest -- a parody of “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast soundtrack

Third Place:  Below Average Dave
Wanna be Breaking Something -- a parody of “Wanna be Starting Something” by Michael Jackson
Third Place:  Peter Anderson
Paparazzi -- a parody of “In The Navy” by Village People



April 2008

First Place:  Below Average Dave
I Was Drunk Late One Night, Now I'm Daddy -- a parody of “It's The End Of The World  As We Know It" by REM

Second Place:  Kristof Robertson
It Don't Int'rest You Much (The Role Play Song) -- a parody of “That Don't Impress Me Much” by Shania Twain

Third Place:  the_conqueror_of_parodies
Kiss My Rear End -- a parody of “In The End” by Linkin Park



March 2008

First Place:  Invisible Boy
Vegas Or Bust -- a parody of “Ready Or Not Here I Come" by Schoolhouse Rock

Second Place:  Phil Alexander
A Typical Man -- a parody of “An Innocent Man” by Billy Joel

Third Place:  Red Ant
Retarded Rock And Roll -- a parody of “The Heart Of Rock And Roll” by Huey Lewis And The News



February 2008

First Place:  Agrimorfee
Blindside On This Write -- a parody of “Blinded By the Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band

Second Place:  Jeff Reuben
Boy Toy -- a parody of “Cowboy” by Kid Rock

Third Place:  Jack Wilson
Crappy Senior Prom -- a parody of “Lady Marmalade” by Christina Augilera, Pink, Mya, Lil' Kim, Missy Ell



January 2008

First Place:  Kristof Robertson
School For Cats -- a parody of “Cool For Cats" by Squeeze

Second Place:  Jeff Reuben
Hooters Of The Round Table -- a parody of “Copacabana” by Barry Manilow

Third Place:  Matthias
Baby Can't Rap -- a parody of “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-A-Lot











2007

Congratulations to Kristof Robertson - the 2007 Amiright Parody Author Of The Year

Congrats also to Kristof Roberston for 2007 Song Of The Year (and for his clean sweep of the dais - see below)


2007 Author Of The Year Results

1. Kristof Robertson...........351
2. Stuart McArthur.............312
3. Phil Alexander...............199

4. Agrimorfee.....................137
5. Peter Anderson..............130
6. Below Average Dave........124
7. Red Ant.........................123
8. McKludge......................114
9. Matthias.........................111
10. Mikey Squirrel...............96



2007 Song Of The Year Results

First Place
(Buy, Buy) An African Child by Kristof Robertson

Second Place
Fun Park Al-Qaeda by Kristof Robertson

Third Place
Sex(i)est by Kristof Robertson



Wild Card 2007

First Place:  Matthias
Uneasy Writer -- a parody of “Uneasy Rider" by Charlie Daniels Band

Second Place:  Invisible Boy
Lyric Man -- a parody of “Piano Man” by Billy Joel

Third Place:  Jeff Reuben
Homely No More -- a parody of “Lonely No More” by Rob Thomas



December 2007

First Place:  McKludge
Yum Deities -- a parody of “Under The Sea" by Disney's Little Mermaid Soundtrack

Second Place:  Emiloca
Small Doomed Tits -- a parody of “Ballroom Blitz” by The Sweet

Third Place:  Kristof Robertson
Jesus On The Bun -- a parody of “Seasons In The Sun” by Terry Jacks



November 2007

First Place:  Stuart McArthur
Quite A Spiteful Night -- a parody of “Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band.

Second Place:  Kristof Robertson
Sex(i)est -- a parody of “Be Our Guest” by Beauty And The Beast Soundtrack.

Third Place:  Phil Alexander
The Techies Of PC World -- a parody of “The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald” by Gordon Lightfoot.



October 2007

First Place:  Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
I Didn't Use The F-Word -- a parody of “We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel

Second Place:  Stuart McArthur
Lola (the ex-wife of this dude I met) -- a parody of “Lola” by The Kinks.

Third Place:  Phil Alexander
The Fundamentalist's Song -- a parody of “Modern Major-General” by Gilbert And Sullivan.



September 2007

First Place:  Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
Reindeer Horn Buyers Get Elk Poop For Free -- a parody of “Working Class hero" by Green Day

Second Place:  Stuart McArthur
I Only Want A Neat Igloo -- a parody of “I Only Want To Be With You” by Dusty Springfield.

Third Place:  Below Average Dave
Antarctic Terrorist -- a parody of “American Idiot” by Green Day.



August 2007

First Place:  Kristof Robertson
Funpark Al-Qaeda? -- a parody of “Hotel California" by The Eagles

Second Place:  Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
I Am A Tired Runner In A Super-Ultramarathon -- a parody of “I am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General” by Gilbert and Sullivan.

Third Place:  Stuart McArthur
A Fight With My Wife -- a parody of “(I've Had) The Time Of My Life” by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes.



July 2007

First Place:  Agrimorfee
Won't You Make It Snow? -- a parody of “Desolation Row” by Bob Dylan

Second Place:  Stuart McArthur
Very Very Sensible -- a parody of “Simply Irresistible” by Robert Palmer.

Third Place:  Kristof Robertson
Your Mom -- a parody of “Your Song” by Elton John.



June 2007

First Place:  Kristof Roberston
Your Band Is Called What? -- a parody of “My Favourite Things” by Julie Andrews

Second Place:  Agrimorfee
Sting At The Moment -- a parody of “Sing For The Moment" by eminem.

Third Place:  Stuart McArthur
R.I.P Pluto -- a parody of “Vincent” by Don MacLean.



May 2007

First Place:  Stuart McArthur
Totally Dissed Noah's Ark -- a parody of “Total Eclipse Of The Heart” by Bonnie Tyler

Second Place: Kristof Robertson
Hardrockhiphoppunkyfunkyemotechnodiscocountry -- a parody of “Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini” by Brian Hyland.

Third Place:  Phil Alexander
Free Tits -- a parody of “Beat It” by Michael Jackson.



April 2007

First Place:  Stuart McArthur
Prequel to Stan (When he Believed in Santa) -- a parody of “Stan” by eminem.

Second Place:  Cat
More Relations? No! -- a parody of “Desolation Row” by Bob Dylan.

Third Place:  Mikey Squirrel
Makin' Love in the Men's Bathroom Stall -- a parody of “Making Love (Out of Nothing At All)” by Air Supply.



March 2007

First Place:  Chris Frederick
88 Lines About 44 Cartoon Females -- a parody of “88 Lines About 44 Women” by The Nails.

Second Place:  Kristof Robertson 
88 Lines About 44 Strange Dates -- a parody of “88 Lines About 44 Women” by The Nails.

Third Place:  wannabemustangjockey
My Family's Strange -- a parody of “My Favorite Things” from “The Sound of Music”.



February 2007

First Place:  Kristof Robertson
(Buy,Buy) An African Child -- a parody of “American Pie” by Don McLean.

Second Place:  Stuart McArthur
Guilty Teeth Have Froglegs Bitten -- a parody of “Careless Whisper” by George Michael.

Third Place:  Phil Alexander
Everything Shows -- a parody of “Anything Goes” by Cole Porter.



January 2007

First Place:  Red Ant 
I Don't Really Care – a parody of “I’ve Been Everywhere” by Johnny Cash.

Second Place:  Yoidy
Too Much Medication – a parody of “Too Much Information” by The Police.

Third Place:  Stuart McArthur
No Regret-o (....Priscilla honey) – a parody of “In The Ghetto” by Elvis Presley.

2006


Congratulations to Kristof Robertson, the 2006 Parody Author of the Year

Congratulations also go to Arwen and Kristof again, co-winners of the the AmiRight Song of the Year Contest (see below)



2006 Author Of The Year Results

1. Kristof Robertson...............306
2. Red Ant..............................247
3. Stuart McArthur.................244

4. Cat...................................213
5. Rick Cormier.....................189
6. Arwen..............................182
7. Phil Alexander..................170
8. wannabemustangjockey....159
9. Johnny D.........................155
10  Matthias.........................119


2006 Song Of The Year Results

Equal First Place
For The Discerning Buyer: The Mall With It All by Kristof Robertson

Equal First Place
Can't Find Me a Guy by Arwen

Third Place
Please, Sausager Stuffski by Johnny D




Wild Card Round 2006

First place:  the_conqueror_of_parodies
No Good Bastards Inc. -- a parody of "Feel Good Inc." by Gorillaz.

Second place:  Matthias
I Have No Career -- a parody of "I've Been Everywhere" by Johnny Cash.

Third place:  Below Average Dave
Crazy for Chips -- a parody of "Crazy In Love" by Beyonce.



December 2006

First Place:  Kristof Robertson
Twas A Spoilt Brat At Christmas -- a parody of "'Twas The Night Before Christmas" by Clement C. Moore.

Second Place:  Stuart McArthur
Play Madonna's Movies -- a parody of "Blame It On The Boogie" by Michael Jackson.

Third Place:  Cat
Fillings -- a parody of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson.



November 2006

1st place:  Kristof Robertson
Internet Poultry Auction -- a parody of "Sittin' On The Dock of the Bay" by Otis Redding.

2nd place:  Red Ant
The Cigarettes -- a parody of "The Elements (live)" by Tom Lehrer.

3rd place:  Stu McArthur
sheDevil's Showdown With Jennifer -- a parody of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band.



October 2006

First Place:  Kristof Robertson
Nothin' Sells Like The Holy Spirit -- a parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana.

Second Place:  Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Zipper Took It All -- a parody of "The Winner Takes It All" by ABBA.

Third Place:  2nz
Office Work (We Don't Care) -- a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast.



September 2006

First Place: Stuart McArthur
You And Me Betty Aint Nothing But Rubbles... -- a parody of "Bad Touch" by Bloodhound Gang.

Second Place:  Kristof Robertson
The Times When I Just Didn't Think -- a parody of "My Favorite Things" by Julie Andrews.

Third Place:  Rick Cormier
Were You Doing Some Floozy Neighbor -- a parody of "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor" by Lonnie Donegan.



August 2006

First Place:  Agrimorfee
Mad Libs -- a parody of "Mad World" by Tears For Fears.

Second Place:  Cat
Can't Fill This Order -- a parody of "Down On The Corner" by Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Third Place:  Kristof Robertson
Billy Ray's Movie Theme Tunes, No. 2: Speed -- a parody of "Achy Breaky Heart" by Billy Ray Cyrus.



July 2006

First Place:  Johnny D
Please, Sausager Stuffski -- a parody of "Gee, Officer Krupke" from "West Side Story".

Second Place:  Rick Cormier
Commando -- a parody of "Fernando" by Abba.

Third Place: Cat
Things That Provoke My Ire -- a parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel.



June 2006

First Place:  Red Ant
Spamming Pests -- a parody of "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast".

Second Place:  Arwen
The X-Woman Wannabe's Song -- a parody of "The Major-General's Song" by Gilbert and Sullivan.

Third Place:  wannabemustangjockey
Blinded By Headlights -- a parody of "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann.



May 2006

First Place: Rick Cormier
Chia Pests -- a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Beauty and the Beast.

Second Place: Red Ant
Battle Hymn of the Darwin Awards -- a parody of "Battle Hymn of the Republic".

Third Place: Phil Alexander
Undead By The Bite -- a parody of "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann.



April 2006

First place:  wannabemustangjockey
We Want to Kick the Tires -- a parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel.

Second place:  Stuart McArthur
These Women I've Desired -- a parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel.

Third place:  Phil Alexander
Bizarre Mangled Stammer -- a parody of "The Star-Spangled Banner" by Francis Scott Key.



March 2006

First Place:  Arwen
Can't Find Me a Guy -- a parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean.

Second Place:  Jeff Reuben
The Elephant Man -- a parody of "An Innocent Man"  by Billy Joel.

Third Place:  Stuart McArthur
Please Invest! -- a parody of "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast".



February 2006

First Place:  Kristof Robertson
For The Discerning Buyer: The Mall With It All -- a parody of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel.

Second Place:  Red Ant
Name is Jack -- a parody of "Paint It Black" by the Rolling Stones.

Third Place:  Cat
You've Been Blessed (An Ode to Cults) -- a parody of "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast".



January 2006

First Place:  Phil Alexander
The Turkey Song -- a parody of "The Chicken Song" by Spitting Image:  Phil Pope, Rob Grant, and Doug Na.

Second Place:  wannabemustangjockey
TyrantFest -- a parody of "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast".

Third Place:  Johnny D
( Dry Man Gets No ) Putrefaction -- a parody of (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction by Ze Rolling Stones.

2005


Congratulations to Spaff, the 2005 Parody Author of the Year

Also, congrats to Spaff for winning the 2005 Song of the Year Contest for the second consecutive year, with his masterpiece, I Swear This is the Last Time I'll Go Boating With Odysseus.


2005 Author Of The Year Results

1. Spaff..........................323
2. Kristof........................276
3. Stuart McArthur..........256

4. Claude Prez...............232
5. Phil Alexander............176
6. Rick Cormier..............171
7. Johnny D...................169
8. Jeff Reuben................164
9. Red Ant.....................129
10. Arwen......................125


2005 Song Of The Year Results

First Place
I Swear This Is the Last Time I'll Go Boating with Odysseus by Spaff

Second Place
88 Lines About 140 Discontinued Varieties at 31 Flavors by Spaff

Third Place
Duelling Mangoes by Stuart McArthur







Wild Card Round 2005

1st place: Phil Alexander
Driveway  -- a parody of "My Way" by Frank Sinatra.

2nd Place: John Jenkins
If Shrek's Mom Had Only Been Sterile -- a parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot.

3rd Place:  Luke Brattoni
American Pie -- a parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean.



December 2005

First place: Spaff.com
88 Lines About 140 Discontinued Varieties at 31 Flavors -- a parody of "88 Lines About 44 Women" by The Nails

Second Place:  Kristof Robertson
I Always Seem To Injure You -- a parody of "I Only Want To Be With You" by Dusty Springfield

Third Place:  Rick Cormier
Shopping With a Weapon in My Hand -- a parody of "Winter Wonderland"



November 2005

First Place:  Kristof Robertson
Me Depressed: Tarzan's Lament -- a parody of "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast"

Second Place:  Stuart McArthur
The Tunes I Wish They Could Unsing -- a parody of "My Favorite Things" from "The Sound of Music"

Third Place:  Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
Santaclaustrophobia's My Psycho Diagnosis -- a parody of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from "Mary Poppins"



October 2005

First Place:  Spaff.com
Eat The French --a parody of "Be Our Guest" from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast".

Second Place:  Rick Cormier
Don't Whine At Me, Angelina -- a parody of "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" by Sarah Brightman.

Third Place:  Red Ant
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel Fight! -- a parody of "Bridge Over Troubled Water" by Simon and Garfunkel.



September 2005

First Place:  Spaff.com
I Swear This Is the Last Time I'll Go Boating with Odysseus -- a parody of "The Major-General's Song" by Gilbert & Sullivan.

Second Place:  Rick Cormier
I'm Pinned Beneath My Things -- a parody of "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler.

Third Place:  Kristof Robertson
I Scored A Catwalk Model With Some BS, Astrological -- a parody of "The Major-General's Song" by Gilbert & Sullivan.



August 2005

First Place:  Johnny D
Pay THIS Fer Gasoline, Man? -- a parody of "Mr. Tambourine Man" by The Byrds.

Second Place:  Claude Prez
Your Mother is Quite a Slut -- a parody of "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen.

Third Place:  EmiLoca
Dumb Blonde -- a parody of "Gaston" from "Beauty and the Beast".



July 2005

First Place:  Stuart McArthur
Kristof Robertson: Do Kris Kristofferson! -- a parody of "I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General" by Gilbert & Sullivan

Second Place:  MooRocca
Applied A Bunch Of Stickers To My S.U.V. -- a parody of "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" by Tony Orlando & Dawn

Third Place:  Johnny D
Meaning o'Life -- a parody of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees



June 2005

First Place:  Jeff Reuben
A Bar Maid Fight-- A parody of "A Hard Day's Night" by the Beatles

Second Place:  Stuart McArthur
Duelling Mangoes-- A parody of "Dueling Banjos" by Flatt and Scruggs

Third Place:  Red Ant
I am the Very Master of all Errors Typographical-- A parody of "The Major-General's Song" by Gilbert & Sullivan



May 2005

First Place:  Spaff.com
I Got Crabs from Darth Vader -- a parody of "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks

Second Place:  Kristof Robertson
Farewell Allah, Hello Buddha -- a parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" by Allan Sherman

Third Place:  Peter Andersson a.k.a. K1chyd
I Hereby Announce My Candidacy -- a parody of "Yesterday" by the Beatles



April 2005

First Place: Kristof Robertson
Extensively Remodelled, Now I'm Mostly Artific-ial -- a parody of "The Major-General's Song" by Gilbert and Sullivan

Second Place:  Spaff.com
Vatican City -- a parody of "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses

Third Place:  Dee Range
Sixteen Sons -- a parody of "Sixteen Tons" by Tennessee Ernie Ford



March 2005

First Place:  Claude Prez
That Don't Disgust Me Much -- a parody of "That Don't Impress Me Much" by Shania Twain.

Second Place:  Spaff.com
Pedophilia! -- a parody of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson.

Third Place:  Johnny D
Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans -- a parody of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles.



February 2005

First Place:  Stuart MacArthur
Gwyneth Has A Rethink -- a parody of "Both Sides Now", by Joni Mitchell.

Second Place:  Kristof Robertson
The Wreck Of The Latest Royal Wedding -- a parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot.

Third Place:  2nz
I Wok Alone -- a parody of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day.



January 2005

First Place:  Claude Prez
Three-way -- a parody of "My Way" by Frank Sinatra

Second Place:  Johnny D
Lookin' Up My Back Door -- a parody of "Lookin' Out My Back Door" by Creedence Clearwater Revival

Third Place:  Spaff.com
50 Ways to Lose Your Luggage -- a parody of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon

2004


Congratulations to Spaff, the 2004 Parody Author of the Year

Congratulations to Spaff for also winning the 2004 Song of the Year contest with Shakespearean Pie


2004 Author Of The Year Results

1. Spaff........................156
2. Claude Prez.............112
3. Phil Alexander..........102

4. 2nz..........................88
5. Rick Duncan.............86
6. Johnny D..................77
7. Merry and Pippin.......65
8. Moorocca.................58
9. Kristof Robertson.......51
10.  Emiloca.................51

(****  voting was 3,2,1 for this year only ****)



2004 Song Of The Year Results

First Place
Shakespearean Pie by Spaff

Second Place
See Your Chest by Phil Alexander

Third Place
The Weapon of Bold Sir Knight Farqharlot by Phil Alexander





Wild Card Round 2004

First Place:  Kristof Robertson
Can't Do Plumbin', Sink's A Fountain -- a parody of "She'll Be Comin' Round the Mountain".

Second Place:  neminem
On the Joys of Burglary -- a parody of "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits.

Third Place:  Luke Brattoni
Devout Me -- parody of "Without Me" by eminem.



December 2004

First Place:  EmiLoca
Men Speak --A parody of "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies.

Second Place:  Johnny D
Grope of Schwarzenegger -- a parody of "Hotel California" by The Eagles.

Third Place:  Claude Prez
You Put de Milk in de Coco(a) Puffs -- a parody of "Coconut" by Harry Nilsson.



November 2004

First Place:  MooRocca
Grandma Makes Her Living As a Stripper -- a parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by Elmo and Patsy.

Second Place:  Spaff.com
Red State Woman -- a parody of "Redneck Woman" by Gretchen Wilson.

Third Place:  Claude Prez
I Read It In the Tabloids -- a parody of "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye.



October 2004

First Place:  Phil Alexander
See Your Chest -- a parody of "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast".

Second Place:  Stuart McArthur
99 Rubber Boobs -- a parody of "99 Red Balloons" by Nena.

Third Place:  2nz
Elmer's New Gwoove (Wady-Hunting Time) -- a parody of "The Longest Time" by Billy Joel.



September 2004

First Place:  Claude Prez
Over the Hill  -- a parody of "Under the Sea" from "The Little Mermaid".

Second Place:  Rick Duncan
I'm Goin' to Donate, I Am -- a parody of "Henry the Eighth" by Herman's Hermits.

Third Place:  Phil Alexander
Read My Lips -- a parody of "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast".



August 2004

First Place: Spaff.com
Shakespearean Pie -- a parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean.

Second Place:  Rick Duncan
Filler -- a parody of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson.

Second Place (tie):  Claude Prez
The Mailman Can -- a parody of "The Candy Man" by Sammy Davis Jr.



July 2004

1st place:  Spaff.com
Blind Dates kind of Bite -- a parody of "Blinded By The Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band.

2nd place:  Jeff Reuben
Cross Eyed Girl -- a parody of  "Brown Eyed Girl" by Van Morrison.

3rd place: Johnny D
American Pride -- a parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean.



June 2004

1st place:  Spaff.com
Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone Ritchie -- a parody of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" from "Mary Poppins".

2nd place:  EmiLoca
Eat The Rest -- a parody of "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast".

3rd place:  Phil Alexander
The Weapon Of Bold Knight Sir Farqharlot -- a parody of "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" by Gordon Lightfoot.



May 2004

First Place:  2nz
The Reasons Why Women Need Men--A parody of "My Favorite Things" by Julie Andrews.

Second Place:  Spaff.com
Can't Find My Penis--A parody of "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagen.

Third Place:  Claude Prez
A Bear Named Pooh--A parody of "A Boy Named Sue" by Johnny Cash.



April 2004

First Place: Rick Duncan
Media Celebrity--A parody of "Modern Major-General" by Gilbert and Sullivan.

Second Place: Merry and Pippin
It's a Folding Chair--A parody of "Sister Golden Hair" by America.

Third Place: Spaff.com
That's Annoying--A parody of "That's Amore" by Dean Martin.



March 2004

First Place: John Jenkins
Hello Philip, Nice Armada--A parody of "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" by Allan Sherman

Second Place: Spaff.com
Uranus!--A parody of "Tomorrow" from the musical "Annie".

Third Place: Ethan Mawyer
Mr. Miracle Guy--A parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean.



February 2004

First Place:  Spaff.com
I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...) -- a parody of "I Feel Pretty" from the musical "West Side Story".

Second Place:  Paul Robinson
A Boob At The Half -- a parody of "A Day in the Life" by The Beatles.

Third Place:  Robert J. Pagliaro
The Ballad Of Janet Jackson (Theme from the 2004 Super Bowl) -- a parody of "The Ballad of Jed (Theme from the Beverly Hillbillies)" by Paul Henning.



January 2004

1st place:  Mari Aranoff Duncan
A Baby Boomer's Rap -- a parody of "Lose Yourself" by eminem.

2nd place:  Spaff.com
I'm a D-i-c-k -- a parody of "B-i-t-c-h" by Meredith Brooks.

3rd place:  Claude Prez
Just A Severed Head (Ain't Got No Body) -- a parody of "Just A Gigolo (Ain't Got Nobody)" by David Lee Roth.

What about years 11 and 10 and the rest of 9? Who's going to update this?

What about years 11 and 10 and the rest of 9? Who's going to update this?


Matty, give me some time...I'm updating it, and updating the header as I add info.  It'll be done over the next week.

Bravo work, Jeff! Karmamel for you. 8)

Whew!  I have this completely up to date now!

Congrats Jeff on finally getting it all up to date! Turns out I forgot a silver medal that I one, making that five for me. Huh.

Damn! Matty podiumed in 10 out of eleven months so far. Artist of the Year? I think so!