As stated prior to this thread, VOTING is worth points.  If you vote and did not enter this contest, you will get 3 points towards the overall 5 year standings in the Artistry contest.  When you vote as an entrant in this round, you receive 5 points for voting. . .that means no one who votes ends with no points. . . .

Anyway, the rules are pretty similar to other contests.  This is round 115 so please know that ALL rounds will count EQUALLY toward the final standings, and NO rounds will be omitted from the final total.

1. All participants must comment on all entrants and vote by the deadline.  Failure to vote will forfeit all points from this round, and if that is less than 20 points, the difference will be forfeited in the following round (No Disqualifications)

2. Voting will take place by replying to this thread

3. If a person withdraws from an Artistry Round prior to the end of a round, all entrants who voted for that person's entry will be permitted to pick one new song to earn a bonus point, all other songs will be realigned accordingly.  There will be no penalty on those who don't change their vote.

4. Once a vote is posted, it cannot be changed UNLESS rule 3 applies OR there was a double-vote by accident.

5. Late entries will be accepted until the 1st vote has been posted.

6. The deadline is a strict deadline, the moment the date has reached the day after the deadline, no votes will count, this is to reduce last minute voting, or sympathy/favoritism towards different entrants.

7. We ask that any entrant who posts a link to his/her original song (source of parody) not be DKTOS for the contest.

8. All other basic competition rules as applied in other competitions are generally followed.  The rules may not be changed or altered unless two/thirds of those voting in a round where a rule change is requested agrees.  Rules may be added by host (Below Average Dave) if it was a rule in the ABC or SOTM contest that was thought to be common knowledge, but not known by a particular entrant.

Deadline:
EST (New York) May 7th at 11:59:59.9999999
Central (St. Louis): May 7th at 11pm
Mountain (Denver): May 7th at 10pm
Pacific (Los Angeles): May 7th at 9pm
Sydney, AUS: May 8th at 4pm
The UK: May 8th 5am

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1. Stalker Friend (2013 Redux) by Matthias
    Girlfriend

2. Yard's Full Of Gnomes by the_conqueror_of_parodies
    Nobody's Home

3. Contagious (The Typhoid Mary Story) by Rex Ungericht
    Contagious

4. Vegetation by Blaydeman
    Complicated

5. At Our Playgroup Acting Up by Agrimorfee
    Here's To Never Growing Up

6. Guys I've Dated by Arwen
    Complicated

5 Points: Blaydeman's Romance
4 Points: Arwen's Romance
3 Points: Aggy's Childhood
2 Points: Conqueror's Gnome Infestation
1 Point: Typhoid Rexy

I sat here stressing that with 6 parodies I was going to have to leave just one person out and it made me sad....then I realized that one person would be myself...hahaha...so I'm okay with it.  I'll leave myself out all day long! 

5 points for Blaydeman
4 points for Matty
3 points for Rex
2 points for Agrimorfee
1 point for Conq

:)

5 points to Blayde
4 points to Conq
3 points to Arwen
2 points to Agri
1 point to Matt

It is very strange in this round how the writing was top notch but the pacing slipped for even some of the most veteran writers. I got some very mixed feelings about my votes therefore...it could have gone many different ways...

5pts=Blaydeman
4pts=Arwen
3pts=Matthias
2pts=Rex
1pt=TCOP

5 pts - Blay's in love with a tree (yet didn't use a blade)

4 pts - Arwen's search for Mr. Goodbar

3 pts - Rex being a really gross man by sneezing on somebody's food

2 pts - Conqueror of gnomes

1 pts - Matthias' stalkers

HM: Playtime is over Agri.

1 point to Matthias Stalks
2 points to B-Man Shags A Forest
3 points to Contagious Rex
4 points to Arwen Vs Her Exes
5 points to Agritoddler

1. Aggy's Playgroup (5pts)
2. Arwen's Guy Troubles (4pts)
3. Rex's Contagion (3pts)
4. TCOP's Gnome Larsony (2pts)
5. Matty's Stalking Star (1pt)

1st Blaydeman with 32 points

2nd Arwen with 28 points

3rd Agrimorfee with 22 points

4th Rex with 20 points

5th the_conqueror_of_parodies with 17 points

6th Matthias with 16 points

And 3 points to Max Power for voting