Are you ready to come closer to the beautiful monster? If not, tough cookies, it's the Ne-Yo round!

http://thatgrapejuice.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/NeYo.jpg

Youtube search for "Ne-Yo"

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Artistry Rules For Newcomers:
- If one wishes to enter (entry in all rounds is not compulsory), entry must be written (or selected from back catalog) within two weeks of the posting of the entry thread
- Voting runs during the same two-week period as the next entry thread, so organise your time wisely
- All participants must comment on all entrants and vote by the deadline.  Failure to vote will forfeit all points from that round, but it won't disqualify you from participating in the next round
- Voting will take place by replying to the appropriate voting thread
- If a person withdraws from an Artistry Round prior to the end of a round, all entrants who voted for that person's entry will be permitted to pick one new song to earn a bonus point, all other songs will be realigned accordingly.  There will be no penalty on those who don't change their vote.
- Once a vote is posted, it cannot be changed UNLESS rule 3 applies OR there was a double-vote by accident.
- Late entries will be accepted until the 1st vote has been posted.
- The deadline is a strict deadline, the moment the date has reached the day after the deadline, no votes will count, this is to reduce last minute voting, or sympathy/favoritism towards different entrants.

Remember guys, "Let's Go" by Calvin Harris counts because Ne-Yo's the main vocalist. I was gonna do that for this round, but there's not a lot to work with, so instead I'm going with "Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself)" and wish me good luck on finding a good title sub for that.

EDIT: Coming soon, the tale of a man who recieves a message from the great beyond...and tells it to get stuffed cause he's got crap to do. Stay tuned for "Let Me Come To (Cause I Don't Want A Vision Quest)"!

I was gonna do "Sea Sick" to "So Sick" but it would involve violating my rule of never writing about vomiting/farting/pooping/burping/peeing or any other gross action that I put in place with my parodies although "Burp" to Usher's "Burn" already violated that rule before and that turned out pretty successful... Hmmm...



Should I?

Well, as long as you don't dwell on the action itself, it could work. Like, maybe the parody could be about a guy who keeps going on boats despite being seasick, something like that. As long as it doesn't read like "and then I puked and puked and puked" for three minutes, it should still honour your "no gross parodies" rule, at least in spirit. I hope that makes sense.

http://thecheesefreak.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/homer3.jpg

Let Me Come To (Cause I Don't Want A Vision Quest)

Well, you gotta love loopholes. If TCOP is gonna pass it up, then I'll take the non-Ne-Yo song for the Ne-Yo round.
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10325136_10152860779079167_4617373675434291201_n.jpg
http://amiright.com/parody/2010s/calvinharris1.shtml

"Sea Sick"

http://www.sail-world.com/photos_2013_3/Alt_Seasickness%20by%20Phillipmartin.info1.jpg

http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/neyo23.shtml

Miss Co-Dependent
http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/neyo22.shtml

DKTOS? Latch yourself onto http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k6M5C-oKw9k

Mine should be posted tomorrow morning. Sorry for my lateness.....