As stated prior to this thread, VOTING is worth points.  If you vote and did not enter this contest, you will get 3 points towards the overall 5 year standings in the Artistry contest.  When you vote as an entrant in this round, you receive 5 points for voting. . .that means no one who votes ends with no points. . . .

Anyway, the rules are pretty similar to other contests.  This is round 53 so please know that ALL rounds will count EQUALLY toward the final standings, and NO rounds will be omitted from the final total.

1. All participants must comment on all entrants and vote by the deadline.  Failure to vote will forfeit all points from this round, and if that is less than 20 points, the difference will be forfeited in the following round (No Disqualifications)

2. Voting will take place by replying to this thread

3. If a person withdraws from an Artistry Round prior to the end of a round, all entrants who voted for that person's entry will be permitted to pick one new song to earn a bonus point, all other songs will be realigned accordingly.  There will be no penalty on those who don't change their vote.

4. Once a vote is posted, it cannot be changed UNLESS rule 3 applies OR there was a double-vote by accident.

5. Late entries will be accepted until the 1st vote has been posted.

6. The deadline is a strict deadline, the moment the date has reached the day after the deadline, no votes will count, this is to reduce last minute voting, or sympathy/favoritism towards different entrants.

7. We ask that any entrant who posts a link to his/her original song (source of parody) not be DKTOS for the contest.

8. All other basic competition rules as applied in other competitions are generally followed.  The rules may not be changed or altered unless two/thirds of those voting in a round where a rule change is requested agrees.  Rules may be added by host (Below Average Dave) if it was a rule in the ABC or SOTM contest that was thought to be common knowledge, but not known by a particular entrant.

Deadline:
EST (New York) July 28th at 11:59:59.9999999
Central (St. Louis): July 28th at 11pm
Mountain (Denver): July 28th at 10pm
Pacific (Los Angeles): July 28th at 9pm
Sydney, AUS: July 29th at 4pm
The UK: July 29th 5am

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1. Joke Killer by Abbott Skelding
    Gold Digger

2. Pizza Sauce by Agrimorfee
    Jesus Walks

3. Crosswords by the_conqueror_of_parodies
    Stronger

4. Golf Swinger by Matthias
    Gold Digger

5. Bush is a Gold Digger (Syncro Remix) by Syncronos
    Gold Digger

6. Craigslist by Blaydeman
    Heartless

Mine is submitted and will be up tomorrow. Sorry peeps.

5pts=TCOP
4pts=Abbott
3pts=Matthias
2pts=Blaydeman
1pt=Syncronos

EDIT: I just gotta say, guys, AIR now has more assholes in it than a proctology clinic.  >:(

5 Points: Conqueror of Crosswords
4 Points: Blaydeslist
3 Points: Agrimorfee's Pizza
2 Points: Abbott Bear
1 Point: Bushronos

1. Matty Gilmore (5pts)
2. The conqueror of puzzles (4pts)
3. Aggy Caesar's "Pizza Pizza!" (3pts)
4. ABbot's Non-Joker (2pts)
5. Politcal Synchronos (1pt)

1 point to Stand-Up Abbott
2 points to Agrimorfsauce
3 points to Syncro Don't Care 'Bout George Dubya
4 points to Craigsman
5 points to Matthias Woods

5 pts - Matthias' as played by Adam Sandler (he later killed Apollo Creed aka Chubbs or Kony look-a-like)

4 pts - Agrie delivery

3 pts - Blay will make an appearance in "Web of Lies"...

2 pts - Abbott kills jokes

1 pts - Conqueror of Crosswords

HM: Bush's Syn

5 to Mama Aggys Pizzeria
4 to what the heck is three letters for policeman?! (Get it?)
3 to blaydeman's want ad
2 to Matty's sand trap
1 to Abbott Dangerfield

I want to thank you all for keeping this going. I know this wasn't my best work, but I will do better!

Nicely done, everyone! These all could be numbered differently...really hard to come up with this ranking.

5 pts- Blaydeman
4 pts- Matty
3 pts- TCOP
2 pts- Grim
1 pts- Syncronos

1st Matthias with 29 points

2nd the_conqueror_of_parodies with 27 points

3rd Blaydeman with 26 points

4th Agrimorfee with 24 points

5th Abbott Skelding with 17 points

6th Syncronos with 12 points

And 3 points to Max Power for voting

"WOOOOO!!!!"

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Congrats to T-Cop & Blaydeman as well!