Quoting:
First lyric: 'I've got two legs from my hips to the ground...'
End Quote

And when I move them they walk around
And when I lift them they climb the stairs
And when I shave them they ain't got hairs

From "I've got two legs"

Can I do the second?

'I'm dying from your love, my love"

Phil

Quoting:

Answer: 'Suspenders and a bra I wish I was a girly just like my dear mama' The Lumberjack song.End Quote

Actually the words are "I wish I'd been a girly just like my dear papa"...

Quoting:
Can I do the second?

'I'm dying from your love, my love"
End Quote

No takers?  (Tao, where are you?)

Here's a clue, it starts: "Inflammation of the foreskin, reminds me of your smile"

Phil

Quoting:
No takers?  (Tao, where are you?)
End Quote

Sorry Phil, I've been away for the w/e
And I'm afraid I don't know this one (I knew the Lumberjack song)

Quoting:
I think its called 'The medical song' but I do not recall the next line.
End Quote

I'm dying from your love, my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown
I left my body to science
But I'm afraid they've turned it down

OK, an easier one:
"Lovely Spaaam! Wonderful Spam."

Phil

Quoting:
I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

what ones this one then?
End Quote

Semi-carnally
Cyril Connolly?
No, semi-carnally
(Quietly) Cyril Connolly
(Whistle)
The End

It's the last bit of Eric the Half a Bee.

Howsabout:

"Then he started to shave"

Quoting:
"He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp"
End Quote

That's from Brave Sir Robin - it's not on my Python CD so I'm not word-perfect on that one ;-)

But I've got the mp3 around here somewhere...

Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
His kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen...

SIR ROBIN:
That's enough music for now, lads.

Try this one:
"It bulges in the middle"

Quoting:
and the last one I know....
End Quote

Shurely not... what about:

"and tell me that you love me"

Quoting:
"and tell me that you love me"
End Quote

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you true,
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blo me away...

from "Sit on my face (and tell me that you love me)"

How about:

"Although my name's not Damber"

Quoting:
"Although my name's not Damber"
End Quote

You mean Bamber - I always assumed it was a reference to Bamber Gascoigne (though I'm not sure why he's supposed to like traffic lights)... the next lines are:

I like traffic lights
I like traffic lights
I like traffic lights

Next one:
"Réné Descartes"

Quoting:

You mean Bamber End Quote

Yes, I did.....D'oh!!

Quoting:
"There's something you've forgotten"
End Quote

And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing
and
Always look on the bright side of life

Next (hell, which one haven't we covered yet?):
"Each little snake that poisons"

Quoting:
From I like traffic lights.
End Quote

...sorry Karen, I didn't notice you pipped me on that one (by 48 seconds!)

;-)

Phil

Quoting:
Don't think I recognise your next quote though.
End Quote

It's a parody on a children's favourite hymn (and much better than the original :-))

Phil

Quoting:
"Never poke fun at..."
End Quote

a Nigger, a Spic, or a Wop, or Kraut

From "Never be rude to an Arab"

<vague sounds of barrel-scraping>
"And the King lost again"