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Subject: Hawk The Slayer's Way-Off-Base Song Quiz! -HINTS ADDED-

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 05/02/06 at 2:44 am

OK, you lucky geezers...here's a twist on the ol' "Name That Tune" Quiz.

This quiz involves 10 songs, which are considered comedy/novelty.
The trick is, you must ID both the title, and whodunit!
(Trust me, this is NOT as easy as it may look!)

1. What Every Boy Reaching Puberty Experiences For the 1st Time
    Tink of fishing...
2. A Mocking Challenge For Seriously Intelligent People
    You can call me 'Al'
3. Feeding Fat Birds Arsenic At Coney Island- POISONING PIGEONS IN PARK- T. LEHRER (windbreaker)
4. A Question Concerning Bovine Liquid Production
    Hmmm...downhome country humor.....
5. A Military Shoe In the Foam Of Your Beer- BOOT TO THE HEAD- THE FRANTICS   (cat)
6. OK, Who Foully Produced Methane?!?!?
    Robert James with His Pets
7. What You Find In A Typical Redneck's Underwear
    It's not Ahab the Arab!!!!
8. A Sexually Confused Arctic Native- GAY ESKIMO- CORKY & JUICE PIGS (cat)
9. A Female Strikes It Rich, While A Male Finds An Empty Elevator- SHE GOT GOLDMINE, I GOT SHAFT- J. REED (windbreaker)
10. Spheroids Of Processed Gypsum Made In Pennsylvania
      Goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time

Now, let's please try not to "Sneaky Pete" our answers, by viewing them as we scroll down. That would greatly disappoint me... ???

OK, buds...LET's PARTY!!! (huh, huh, a-huh, huh, huh, huh...) :D

Subject: Re: Hawk The Slayer's Way-Off-Base Song Quiz!

Written By: Windbreaker05 on 05/02/06 at 2:47 am

Hello again :) Another fine quiz!

3. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park - Tom Lehrer
9. She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft - Jerry Reed

Subject: Re: Hawk The Slayer's Way-Off-Base Song Quiz!

Written By: karen on 05/02/06 at 4:06 am

#4 might be How does a brown cow make white milk when it only eats green grass?  but probably isn't

Subject: Re: Hawk The Slayer's Way-Off-Base Song Quiz!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 05/02/06 at 4:09 am

Quite correct, Karen. It isn't.
"Good guess, but wrong." -Peter Venkman, GHOSTBUSTERS, 1985

Think more along the lines of comedy.

Subject: Re: Hawk The Slayer's Way-Off-Base Song Quiz!

Written By: Gis on 05/02/06 at 4:43 am

I think number 6 is  I've Parted by Ivor Biggun. My brother used to have this record and played it alot !  ::)

Subject: Re: Hawk The Slayer's Way-Off-Base Song Quiz!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 05/02/06 at 4:02 pm

Good thought, but no.

Again, think comedy...maybe more on the obscure line.

Subject: Re: Hawk The Slayer's Way-Off-Base Song Quiz!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/03/06 at 1:48 pm

#8 I'm the only gay eskimo-I can't remember who sings it.  :-[





Cat

Subject: Re: Hawk The Slayer's Way-Off-Base Song Quiz!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 05/07/06 at 5:47 am

That was Corky & The Juice Pigs- they're the same band that sang "Phone Sex Girls Are Not Pretty".

C'mon, you lot! I know there are more of you out there!
Let's stretch ourselves here, OK?
Don't make me go Richard Simmons on y'all!

Subject: Re: Hawk The Slayer's Way-Off-Base Song Quiz!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 05/08/06 at 1:55 am


That was Corky & The Juice Pigs- they're the same band that sang "Phone Sex Girls Are Not Pretty".

C'mon, you lot! I know there are more of you out there!
Let's stretch ourselves here, OK?
Don't make me go Richard Simmons on y'all!



Not everyone is going to know these songs.  You have to know that going in.

Subject: Re: Hawk The Slayer's Way-Off-Base Song Quiz!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 05/08/06 at 12:33 pm

Well, this is true.

Not everyone thinks in the same circles I do. In fact, I have YET to meet someone who thinks the same way I do. This is what makes life so exciting....the variety!

-Doesn't mean you can't take a leap in the dark, hoser!

Subject: Re: Hawk The Slayer's Way-Off-Base Song Quiz!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/08/06 at 4:44 pm

#5 Boot to the Head-the Frantics



Cat

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