Guess the song title & artist for the following lyrics. 3 guess limit. Standard rules apply: no google, etc.

These are quite possibly the worst lyrics ever written. So bad, they're hilarious.

1)
"Lucky that my breasts
are small and humble
so you don't confuse
them with mountains"
bookmistress4ever: "whenever wherever" Shakira

2)
"I love you like
a fat kid loves cake"
Tam: "21 Questions" 50 Cent

3)
"There's an insect
In your ear
if you scratch
it won't disappear"
Belle du Jour: "Staring at the Sun" U2

4)
"There were plants
And birds
And rocks
And things"
ladybug316: "Horse With No Name" by America

5)
"Young, black and famous
with money hangin'out the an*s"
Windbreaker05: "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down" by Puff Daddy and Mase

6)
"Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago"
ladybug316: "Smooth Operator" by Sade

7)
"you're so crazy
I think I wanna
have your baby"
Tam: "?" by Salt & Peppa

8 )
"I am...I said
to no one there
and no one heard at all
not even the chair"
ladybug316:  "I Am, I Said" by Neil Diamond

9)
"Someone left the cake
Out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long
To bake it
And I'll never have that
recipe again -- oh no!"
Henk: "MacArthur Park" by Richard Harris (or Donna Summer)

Results:
ladybug: 3
Tam: 1.5
Henk: 1
Windbreaker: 1
bookmistress: 1
Karen: 1

Hello,

#4 is "Horse With No Name" by America

#6 is "Smooth Operator" by Sade

#8 is "I Am, I Said" by Neil Diamond

I'm living to know who the hell sings the fat kid and cake song.  ;D

Hi Luke! :) Nice seeing you do a quiz. It's definitely karma-worthy. 8)

#9 is from "MacArthur Park" by Richard Harris (or Donna Summer).

1. Shakira - Anytime, Anywhere... (I think that's the name of the song - could be Anything...anywhere...anyplace...any something anyways)  ::)  wait...I just remembered..it whenever wherever...I think...

LOL! I love this quiz. Thanks for it.

#5 is Puff Daddy and Mase: "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down"

Hello,

#4 is "Horse With No Name" by America

#6 is "Smooth Operator" by Sade

#8 is "I Am, I Said" by Neil Diamond

I'm living to know who the hell sings the fat kid and cake song.  ;D
Very good! Well done.  ;)

Hi Luke! :) Nice seeing you do a quiz. It's definitely karma-worthy. 8)

#9 is from "MacArthur Park" by Richard Harris (or Donna Summer).
Thanks.

Correct!

1. Shakira - Anytime, Anywhere... (I think that's the name of the song - could be Anything...anywhere...anyplace...any something anyways)  ::)  wait...I just remembered..it whenever wherever...I think...
whenever wherever is right.

Well done

LOL! I love this quiz. Thanks for it.

#5 is Puff Daddy and Mase: "Can't Nobody Hold Me Down"
Correct. Congrats!

Awesome quiz Luke!

2. 21 questions - 50 Cent?

7. Let's talk about Sex - Salt 'n Pepa

#3 U2

Staring at the sun

Awesome quiz Luke!

2. 21 questions - 50 Cent?

7. Let's talk about Sex - Salt 'n Pepa
First is correct.

#7: correct artist, but I have a different title. I'll double check.

Thanks for taking the quiz!

#3 U2

Staring at the sun
Correct!

First is correct.

#7: correct artist, but I have a different title. I'll double check.

Thanks for taking the quiz!


Snap! Real title is "Shoop"! My fault - I just got all excited that Salt 'n Pepa were in this quiz to begin with!!! lol ;) ;D