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>> World. However, if you said "water," proceed to question 3.
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>> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made
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>> 4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over
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>> flight, TWO engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last
>> remaining engine is als o failing, decides on a crash landing
>> procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and
>> the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no-man's land"
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>> 5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London
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>> In Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In
>> Swindon , two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff , 11 people
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>> on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus
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>> Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name?
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>> Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than
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>> PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions
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I only got #5 right!!! (Ah man!!)

I only got #5 right!!! (Ah man!!)


Then you didn’t read it carefully enough. It tells you not to move to the next question if you got number 1 wrong.

Hehe I just read it closer now :D

What was your score??

I was wrong all the way! http://www.inthe00s.com/Smileys/4thJuly/grin.gif

Hehe I just read it closer now :D

What was your score??


I have seen this style of quiz before so I got full marks. I have learned to read each question very carefully and spot the traps they want you to fall into.

I have seen this style of quiz before so I got full marks. I have learned to read each question very carefully and spot the traps they want you to fall into.
There is also that other test made famous last year, in which a previously asked question is asked again around ten minutes later.