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Subject: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: woops on 09/14/08 at 8:57 pm


Here's some of the worst music videos of all time, though may change time to time... 8-P


25. U2 "Numb"
Just The Edge sitting on a chair with some random things happening around him like feet rubbing on his face.



24. Avril Lavinge "Sk8ter Boi"
She's far from "punk rock".


23. Cher "If I Could Turn Back Time"
Enough said...

22. New Kids On The Block "Hangin' Tough"
Just bad... especially the scene with a bat used as a guitar

21. Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake "4 Minutes"
Ugh, it looks as if they're in front of a crossword puzzle and what's with the scenes with Madonna jumping on cars?

20. Limp Bizkit "Nookie"
The band trying to look hardcore...


19. Journey "Separate Ways"
Ugh... overly cheesy!

18. MC Hammer "2 Legit 2 Quit"
Just because it's a big budget video doesn't mean it's good...

17. Christina Aguilera, Pink, Mya, & Lil' Kim "Lady Marmalade"
Looks like a Burlesque show gone wrong

16. Michael Jackson"You Are Not Alone"
Mid '90's MJ video with Lisa Marie... just plain horrible!

15. Wham! "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"
Day Glo alert!!!

14.  Milli Vanilli "Girl You Know It's True"
Enough said... though they're horrible dancers  and that fact they lip synched.


13. Aqua "Barbie Girl"
OK, just overly cheesy

12. Olivia Newton John "Physical"
Basically a bad workout session.

11. Britney Spears "Baby One More Time"
The one that started it all...

10. Jimmy Fallon "Idiot Boyfriend"
2000's era "SNL" member tries too hard to be funny and imitates Bobby Brown & Prince in the video...badly.



9. Starship "We Built This City"

Even before Blender listed it as the song as the worst, I didn't like it. The video's even far worse. Even for the '80'.


8. Los Del Rio "Macarena"
Ugh, just a dumb fad

7. Spice Girls "Wannabe"
The Spice Girls annoying people at a hotel


6. Marilyn Manson "The Beautiful People"
Schlock rock at it's worst

5. Christina Aguilera "Dirrty"
The most sleaziest pop video ever!

4. Notorious BIG featuring Puff Daddy & Mase "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems"
Fish eyed lens, bright sets, basically everything annoying about later '90's rap videos


3. Nelson "After The Rain"
A disadvantaged teen is taken to a Nelson concert from what looks to be a cheap version of Red Rocks.

2. Paris Hilton "The Stars Are Blind"
Enough said... not to mention the video's a cheap knock rip of Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game". Another contender would be that Heidi Montag music video.

1. Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice Baby"
Besides the song, the video looks very amaturish, the extras looked bored, and also the fact it's from Vanilla Ice.

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: Dagwood on 09/14/08 at 9:07 pm

Don Johnson - Heartbeat.  Not a bad song but a horrible video.

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: whistledog on 09/14/08 at 9:15 pm

Where's Your Head At - Basement Jaxx

Monkeys (with the faces of the Jaxx: Felix and Simon) going crazy in a laboratory.  Love the song, didn't like the video at all

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: Brian06 on 09/14/08 at 10:02 pm

I loved the Dirrty video that's one of the hottest of all time lol. Umm "Umbrella" though I do like the song and Rihanna I think the video is plain and could have been a lot better.

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: apollonia1986 on 09/18/08 at 6:26 pm

>:(

I liked "You Are Not Alone" by Michael Jackson. It's the video that launched me into Michael Jackson fandom 13 years ago.  ;D And a wonderful 13 years it's been. LOL. Sure Lisa Marie was a little lackluster, but Michael looked nice.  ::)

And he's not the first man to put his current flame into his music video. Look at all the other video girls--Tawny Kitaen, Every chick Prince has ever glanced at, etc...

And that was a major hit in 1995 for Michael.


But I agree, Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby reeked.  8-P

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: whistledog on 09/18/08 at 9:43 pm


5. Christina Aguilera "Dirrty"
The most sleaziest pop video ever!


That's what makes it one of the best videos ever.  Sex sells!

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: Regina on 09/20/08 at 10:17 pm

Abracadabra by Steve Miller
Terrible song, worse video-Steve's not in it (smart) and it is just a cheesy magician doing lame magic tricks  :-\\

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: woops on 12/18/08 at 9:07 pm

Weather Girls "It's Raining Men"  8-P

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: apollonia1986 on 12/18/08 at 9:37 pm

^^I like the song^^

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: KKay on 12/19/08 at 12:30 pm

The Winner!

Baltimora: Tarzan Boy

The moves!  The outfit!  I can't look away!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4QRm786nLE

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: JamieMcBain on 12/19/08 at 1:02 pm

No......

It's this one!

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;D

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: woops on 04/19/09 at 12:23 am

Lady GaGa "Poker Face"... just weird and looks as if she borrows her costumes from '80's rockers like Dee Snyder

Though have to admit that she has a cute face  :-X

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/19/09 at 2:50 pm


The Winner!

Baltimora: Tarzan Boy

The moves!  The outfit!  I can't look away!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4QRm786nLE


That was a model hired to lip sync.  Yeah, that's pretty godawful.

As one of their biggest fans, I give you:

Blancmange: Lose Your Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81UChK78WY

No, no, no, no, no, no, no....No, no, no, no, no, no, no....


Here's one from the Christian pop genre:

Amy Grant: Find a Way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLEJ_WC2yQk

Did the guy from Blancmange teach her to dance?

And you got your Billy Bob Thornton: Angelina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idd7QU81ADc

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: whistledog on 04/19/09 at 5:01 pm


That was a model hired to lip sync.  Yeah, that's pretty godawful.

As one of their biggest fans, I give you:

Blancmange: Lose Your Love
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N81UChK78WY

No, no, no, no, no, no, no....No, no, no, no, no, no, no....



I used to love that video, but over the years, I realized just how very tacky it was.  Smashing up junk that already looks broken.  Must've been a big mess to cleam up lol

To me though, still Blancmange's best ever song.  Shame it was not a bigger hit

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/20/09 at 12:18 am


I used to love that video, but over the years, I realized just how very tacky it was.  Smashing up junk that already looks broken.  Must've been a big mess to cleam up lol

To me though, still Blancmange's best ever song.  Shame it was not a bigger hit


I agree with you, brother.  I'm totally biased about that record.  I was listening to at a certain time in life when earned a place in my heart forever....

8)

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: Step-chan on 04/20/09 at 11:40 am


13. Aqua "Barbie Girl"
OK, just overly cheesy

12. Olivia Newton John "Physical"
Basically a bad workout session.

11. Britney Spears "Baby One More Time"
The one that started it all...

8. Los Del Rio "Macarena"
Ugh, just a dumb fad

7. Spice Girls "Wannabe"
The Spice Girls annoying people at a hotel

6. Marilyn Manson "The Beautiful People"
Schlock rock at it's worst

4. Notorious BIG featuring Puff Daddy & Mase "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems"
Fish eyed lens, bright sets, basically everything annoying about later '90's rap videos

1. Vanilla Ice "Ice Ice Baby"
Besides the song, the video looks very amaturish, the extras looked bored, and also the fact it's from Vanilla Ice.



I remember seeing these, some like "Barbie Girl", "Macarena" and "The Beautiful People", ugh...(Although the other ones don't bother me too much except for the songs that play during them)

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: woops on 07/26/09 at 11:44 am

Esser "Headlock"

Also anything from Lady GaGa...

Subject: Re: Worst Music Videos of All Time

Written By: Womble on 07/26/09 at 4:55 pm

"Twighlight Zone" by Golden Earring. I thought it was a dumb video and to make it worse the video was over-exposed. It was played constantly on all the video channels when it first came out in the 80's.

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