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Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 4:53 pm


what if i actually enjoyed it when you talked like that  ::) ;D


What if I apologised insincerely?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 4:53 pm


What if we were all banned as a result?  ;D


..um...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 4:54 pm


what if your pets could talk... what secrets would they tell?  ::)

the main reason Howard will never own a parrot   :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 4:54 pm


..um...


. . . DAK is breaking the rules by not saying what or if?  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/23/05 at 4:56 pm


What if I apologised insincerely?  :)


what if that was just like you to be a smartas.s? :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 4:59 pm


. . . DAK is breaking the rules by not saying what or if?  ;) ;D


What if I like being a rebel?!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 4:59 pm


what if that was just like you to be a smartas.s? :)


What if I said I had better qualities than being a smarta.ss?   ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 5:00 pm


What if I like being a rebel?!


What if I asked you to join my band of imaginary outlaws?  8) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/23/05 at 5:01 pm


What if I said I had better qualities than being a smarta.ss?   ;)


what if i encouraged you to show them  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:01 pm


What if I asked you to join my band of imaginary outlaws?  8) ;D


what if I refused?!  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:01 pm


i would say... with what hand?  ;D


What if I didn't know what hand? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:02 pm


What if I didn't know what hand? ;D


What if right was left and left was right?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 5:02 pm


what if I refused?!  ;)


What if I said "Alright then".  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:03 pm


What if right was left and left was right?



What if I didn't know?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:03 pm


What if I said "Alright then".  ;D


What if it wasn't alright?  ;)



What if I didn't know?


What if someone 'taught' you?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 5:04 pm


what if i encouraged you to show them  ;D


What if I asked what quality?  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:05 pm


What if it wasn't alright?  ;)

What if someone 'taught' you?  ;D



teach me what? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 5:05 pm


What if it wasn't alright?  ;)


What if DAK is spinning me out?  ??? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:06 pm



teach me what? ;D


your 'left' and 'right's?  ::)


What if DAK is spinning me out?  ??? ;D


What if I didn't know how to respond to that?!  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:06 pm

What if I spent time in a bottle?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:07 pm


What if I spent time in a bottle?


um...we'd be a bit concerned  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 5:07 pm


What if I didn't know how to respond to that?!  :D


What if I said "That's a first".  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:08 pm


um...we'd be a bit concerned  ;D



What if you weren't concerned?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:10 pm



What if you weren't concerned?


What if...um....if......hang on a mo....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:12 pm


What if...um....if......hang on a mo....


What if what?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:13 pm


What if what?


what if what if what?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:14 pm


what if what if what?



what if who?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:15 pm



what if who?


what if who why?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:17 pm


what if who why?



What if who when?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:17 pm



What if who when?


What if who Howard?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 5:25 pm

what if i forgot what i was going to post... can someone please remind me?   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:26 pm


what if i forgot what i was going to post... can someone please remind me?   ;D


No doubt something perverse, sick or with some sort of dark humour... at a guess  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 5:33 pm


No doubt something perverse, sick or with some sort of dark humour... at a guess  ::)


I had a dream about you last night DAK...
you were this lovely daisy in a lush meadow...

and I was a cow and I shit all over you
  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:33 pm


I had a dream about you last night DAK...
you were this lovely daisy in a lush meadow...

and I was a cow and I shit all over you
  ;D


fcuk off

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 5:35 pm


fcuk off

you cursed :P  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:36 pm


you cursed :P  ;D


No I didn't Fcuk is a fashion company over here. It's not the curse word which you suggested  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 5:38 pm


No I didn't Fcuk is a fashion company over here. It's not the curse word which you suggested  :P

have you ever used FUG laundry detergent?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:39 pm


have you ever used FUG laundry detergent?


Can't say I have. I do hope you're not trying to suggest or hint at something...  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 6:14 pm


No I didn't Fcuk is a fashion company over here. It's not the curse word which you suggested  :P
Yeah the "F" off over here is like..."Piss Off" over there ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 6:15 pm


Yeah the "F" off over here is like..."tick Off" over there ???


I only said it as a way round swearing  ;D

What if I was to say a swear word right now, who would win the bet?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 6:17 pm


I only said it as a way round swearing  ;D

What if I was to say a swear word right now, who would win the bet?  ::)
Stupid moderating...I meant P iss off!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 6:18 pm


Stupid moderating...I meant P iss off!


Ah, but what if there were no moderators? Would this site then be an adult site?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 6:20 pm


Ah, but what if there were no moderators? Would this site then be an adult site?  ;D
Well there already is  :-X

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 6:21 pm

What if I hadn't just swore there?  :\'(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 6:24 pm

What if we all chipped in and sent Howard a case of hand lotion!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 6:34 pm


What if I hadn't just swore there?  :\'(


Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 6:37 pm


What if we all chipped in and sent Howard a case of hand lotion!

and a hooker to apply it for him?   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 6:44 pm


and a hooker to apply it for him?   ;D
http://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/rofl.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 6:51 pm


http://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/rofl.gif

get him one of them chinese hookers who can barely speak english... just think about the movie full metal jacket   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 7:07 pm


get him one of them chinese hookers who can barely speak english... just think about the movie full metal jacket   ;D
Now THAT would be something I'd love to see :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 9:52 pm

What if Roman Polanski could be brought back to the USA and tried for having sex with a 13 year old girl

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/05 at 5:25 am

What if I did dedicate the time to 100% study?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/24/05 at 5:43 am

What If I made an effort to get out once in a while?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/24/05 at 11:36 am

What if i went ahead and washed?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/24/05 at 12:46 pm

what if I went ahead and did it anyway?  >:(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/05 at 1:20 pm


what if I went ahead and did it anyway?  >:(
What if?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/24/05 at 3:50 pm

What if I actually liked the Detroit Red Wings :o :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/24/05 at 3:52 pm

What if I could wake up everyday the same as today?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/05 at 3:53 pm

What if England actually beat Australia today?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/24/05 at 4:08 pm

What if everyday seemed the same and nothing changed...oh wait, that pretty much sums it up for me :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/24/05 at 10:45 pm

what if i wasn't a wimp around bugs and rodents  :-[

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/24/05 at 10:48 pm

What if music started to improve come 2006?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/24/05 at 11:02 pm

What if I was more happy with my pathetic little life :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/24/05 at 11:09 pm

what if removing a dead rodent made you feel like a bit of a superhero  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/24/05 at 11:18 pm

What if I stayed on here after saying "Goodnight" :D


Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/24/05 at 11:21 pm

^ Then why say goodnight?  ::) ;)

What if I started up my own radio station?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/24/05 at 11:27 pm

what if i volunteered to DJ  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/24/05 at 11:28 pm


^ Then why say goodnight?  ::) ;)

What if I started up my own radio station?  :D

Good point....BTW it used to be my dream to start a radio station.....what a waste my life has been :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/24/05 at 11:31 pm


Good point....BTW it used to be my dream to start a radio station.....what a waste my life has been :-\\

Meh, I have more songs at home than an average commercial radio station has in their music library. And more variety too. But starting up a radio station would never happen... 1. I'm too lazy, 2. It costs money (it isn't cheap) and 3. 80% of my music is mp3's  ::)

What if I was rich?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/24/05 at 11:33 pm


Meh, I have more songs at home than an average commercial radio station has in their music library. And more variety too. But starting up a radio station would never happen... 1. I'm too lazy, 2. It costs money (it isn't cheap) and 3. 80% of my music is mp3's  ::)

What if I was rich?

I also havce WAY more songs! Maybe we should combine our stuff and make a go...we could be rich :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/05 at 1:25 am

What if everyday seemed the same and nothing changed...oh wait, that pretty much sums it up for me

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/25/05 at 9:14 am


what if i wasn't a wimp around bugs and rodents :-What if music started to improve come 2006?

I think it's gonna have to soon (couldn't get much worse - the commercial stuff I mean!), but I think it'll be closer to 2008-10 when this decade is almost over. Most of the "00's" will probably be mostly updated 1999-ish styles.

^ If you're right, I'm hoping it turns back more toward rock and pop and away from rap.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/25/05 at 12:11 pm

What if the moon really is made out of green cheese?





Cat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/05 at 12:25 pm


What if the moon really is made out of green cheese?





Cat
It would been all eaten up long ago!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/25/05 at 6:22 pm

What if I woke up from a dream that wasn't real? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/25/05 at 8:13 pm

what if....cats really did have 9 lives?



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/25/05 at 8:35 pm

What if I got a DJ job with Sherry....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 9:16 pm


what if....cats really did have 9 lives?


Then they would never die and would control the world.

What if The Cubs had kept Rafael Palmeiro  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 9:41 pm


They'd still suck :D


Hope you can see this one  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 9:43 pm


oh, that's bad :D


I thought it was the Cubs that were bad?

I shouldn't really be bragging, you guys won the series. I can however say that half our team is on the DL though.  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/25/05 at 10:30 pm


I thought it was the Cubs that were bad?

I shouldn't really be bragging, you guys won the series. I can however say that half our team is on the DL though.  ::)
My Rockies have had a lot of injuries but like the Cardinals and UNlike some "Other" teams, we don't cry like babies ;)

Chicago played great though and it's kinda ironic a former Rockie delivcered the grand-slam :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/25/05 at 11:15 pm

...remembering to take my keys out of my front door wasn't such a challenge  :-[ ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/26/05 at 2:20 am


...remembering to take my keys out of my front door wasn't such a challenge  :-[ ::)


. . . remembering where you put your brain wasn't such a challenge.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/26/05 at 2:22 am

what if you're lucky it's you  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/26/05 at 2:23 am

What if I told you I was lucky?  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/26/05 at 2:25 am

what if i was too  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/26/05 at 3:22 am

. . . I think you deserve to be lucky?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/05 at 3:22 am

...the word lucky never existed?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/26/05 at 4:02 am

I wouldn't have been able to post the last couple of times on this board for a start, Phil.  ;D

. . . Custard wasn't invented?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/26/05 at 4:10 am


. . . I think you deserve to be lucky?


...i thought you were sweet? :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/26/05 at 4:23 am


...i thought you were sweet? :)


. . . I thought you were beautiful?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/05 at 4:29 am

Custard is sweet, but not beautiful!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/26/05 at 4:47 am

...this coffee was decaf?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 5:28 am


I thought it was the Cubs that were bad?

I shouldn't really be bragging, you guys won the series. I can however say that half our team is on the DL though.  ::)

in 1908   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 07/26/05 at 8:11 am


Custard is sweet, but not beautiful!

I'm discustard anyone would write such a thing...

What if my boss sees me writing this?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/05 at 8:49 am


I'm discustard anyone would write such a thing...

What if my boss sees me writing this?  :o
Offer your boss some custard?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/26/05 at 10:30 am

What if Michael Jackson made a movcie called "Michael Jackson & The Chocolate Factory" :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 11:00 am


What if Michael Jackson made a movcie called "Michael Jackson & The Chocolate Factory" :o



that would be very lame..and I wouldn't waste my money to go see it.



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/26/05 at 11:20 am



that would be very lame..and I wouldn't waste my money to go see it.



Erin :)


Neither would I. :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/05 at 11:21 am


What if Michael Jackson made a movcie called "Michael Jackson & The Chocolate Factory" :o
Think of the music for the film?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 6:49 pm

What if Michael Jackson went to jail? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/26/05 at 6:51 pm

What if we were born with all the knowledge needed to do the job we plan on doing when we become an adult?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 6:52 pm


What if we were born with all the knowledge needed to do the job we plan on doing when we become an adult?  ::)


then I wouldn't have just had the sh*ttest day at work ever... and i'd be getting far far FAR better pay....


...still, I can dream, can't I?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/26/05 at 6:59 pm

What if anyone besides me replied to my topic about Rhonda!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:00 pm

What if we could actually talk to ourselves?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:01 pm

What if there was nobody to talk to other than ourselves...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:02 pm


What if there was nobody to talk to other than ourselves...


What if we answered ourselves?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:05 pm

what if ourselves answered ourselves back and we began having full-flown conversations and debates with ourselves, then the whole world went mad and began eating crumpets?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:05 pm

What if we were our own cannibals?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:06 pm

What if one day BoohBahs took over?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:07 pm


What if one day BoohBahs took over?  :o


or even worse...Sesame Street muppets? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:08 pm


or even worse...Sesame Street muppets? ;D


Nah... BoohBahs would be far worse... we wouldn't have the French anymore, and we'd all speak Boobish  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:10 pm


Nah... BoohBahs would be far worse... we wouldn't have the French anymore, and we'd all speak Boobish  ::)



What if there was no language...Boobish? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:11 pm



What if there was no language...Boobish? ;D


Believe me, give it 10, 20 years... we'll ALL be speaking Boobish  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:12 pm


Believe me, give it 10, 20 years... we'll ALL be speaking Boobish  ;D


Are you sure about that?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 7:14 pm

what if RockandRollFan deleted his account?   :o :o :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:16 pm


Are you sure about that?


Almost positive... did you not hear?! The Boohbahs are taking over! We're all doooooooooooooooooooooooooomed

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:19 pm


Almost positive... did you not hear?! The Boohbahs are taking over! We're all doooooooooooooooooooooooooomed


What if I wasn't doomed?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:20 pm


What if I wasn't doomed?


Oh, so Mr Special now, are you? The Boohbahs will spare you and not us, eh? Ah, I get it you're working for the Boohbahs, aint'cha? I knew it all along... Howard, how could you?  :\'(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 7:20 pm


What if I wasn't doomed?

why are you Doomed?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:22 pm


why are you Doomed?


He isn't, but the rest of us are. The Boohbahs are taking over, but he works for them, so he's safe.... traitor  >:(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:24 pm


Oh, so Mr Special now, are you? The Boohbahs will spare you and not us, eh? Ah, I get it you're working for the Boohbahs, aint'cha? I knew it all along... Howard, how could you?  :\'(



I don't work for the Boobahs.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:24 pm



I don't work for the Boobahs.


Thank God for that! Anyway, enough Boob talk...  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:29 pm


Thank God for that! Anyway, enough Boob talk...  ;D


I'm getting my Boobah disguise on ready for when they take over...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:33 pm


I'm getting my Boobah disguise on ready for when they take over...



Bluebah? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:35 pm



Bluebah? ;D


It was either this one or the pink one  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:36 pm


It was either this one or the pink one  :P


Why not the pink boobah?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:38 pm


Why not the pink boobah?


blue goes better with my green link hat  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/26/05 at 7:55 pm

What if Michael Jordan came back....again!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 7:57 pm


What if Michael Jordan came back....again!

the next olympic games  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/26/05 at 7:57 pm

What if I owned a computer that didn't break down?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/26/05 at 7:58 pm


What if one day BoohBahs took over?  :o




I would kill myself. Seriously. Those things are extremely unsettling.



Beth :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/26/05 at 7:59 pm


the next olympic games  :D
the original Dream team :o :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/26/05 at 8:00 pm

What if Crazy Frog was put to sleep? (and we never had to listen to that mess again)  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 8:47 pm




I would kill myself. Seriously. Those things are extremely unsettling.



Beth :o




you know what's crazy?  Vaughn got one of those god-awful things as a gift for Christmas last year...then....for his birthday this year...someone went and got him the SAME one that he received before...as if ONE was not bad enough...I have to see 2 of those scary arse things around the house!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/26/05 at 8:58 pm


you know what's crazy?  Vaughn got one of those god-awful things as a gift for Christmas last year...then....for his birthday this year...someone went and got him the SAME one that he received before...as if ONE was not bad enough...I have to see 2 of those scary arse things around the house!


Do you have a garbage disposal unit?



Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 8:59 pm


Do you have a garbage disposal unit?






hahahaa...actually, I let Vaughn go postal on one of them....he was throwing it everywhere, banging it against the wall, trying to rip off the blue fuzz....but alas...those things are like steel....they just don't DIE!! LOL!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/26/05 at 9:00 pm


hahahaa...actually, I let Vaughn go postal on one of them....he was throwing it everywhere, banging it against the wall, trying to rip off the blue fuzz....but alas...those things are like steel....they just don't DIE!! LOL!


I suppose supplying him with arms would be a bad idea.

Maybe if you run over it in the car?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 9:01 pm


I suppose supplying him with arms would be a bad idea.

Maybe if you run over it in the car?



hmmm...never thought of that...wouldn't hurt to give it an old whirl! LOL!...or else I could feed it to the neighbors dog?



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/26/05 at 9:02 pm


hmmm...never thought of that...wouldn't hurt to give it an old whirl! LOL!...or else I could feed it to the neighbors dog?


I suppose that's one disadvantage of Cats, you can't give them things to destroy. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 9:04 pm


I suppose that's one disadvantage of Cats, you can't give them things to destroy. ;D



true....now if it had wings...then that would be an option.  I had a fake bird once (the kind used for crafts or decorations)....and my cat pulverized it! LOL!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/26/05 at 9:05 pm


true....now if it had wings...then that would be an option.  I had a fake bird once (the kind used for crafts or decorations)....and my cat pulverized it! LOL!


Ah, now don't take away from dogs on this one.

Muzz was kind enough to bring me a Cardinal she killed the other day. I yelled at her big time but i must admit i was impressed.

You could always suspend it from something, do they have a scratch post?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 9:06 pm


Ah, now don't take away from dogs on this one.

Muzz was kind enough to bring me a Cardinal she killed the other day. I yelled at her big time but i must admit i was impressed.

You could always suspend it from something, do they have a scratch post?




no, my cats are somewhat simple...they don't do things like scratch posts, cat nip, or treats.  Maybe I will put some feathers all over it...and let them have a go.



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/26/05 at 10:53 pm

What if I deleted my account and started all over :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 11:00 pm


What if I deleted my account and started all over :D



that would be effing crazy Mark!


Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/27/05 at 1:28 am


What if I deleted my account and started all over :D
No, don't do it!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/27/05 at 2:09 am


What if I deleted my account and started all over :D




Woah.... :o




Beth

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/27/05 at 7:17 am


What if I deleted my account and started all over :D


. . . I think Mark is having a laugh?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/27/05 at 7:27 am

What if I deleted my account?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/27/05 at 7:35 am

What if we all stopped the silly 'what if I deleted my account' comments and posted good stuff instead?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/27/05 at 11:48 am



that would be effing crazy Mark!


Erin :)
:D ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/27/05 at 11:49 am


. . . I think Mark is having a laugh?  ;D
Ah, you know me too well, Rob! ;D ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/27/05 at 6:48 pm

What if I wanted to go streaking? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/27/05 at 7:38 pm

^ I'd make sure I was far, FAR away!! :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/27/05 at 7:39 pm

What if Showtime brought back the great series "Dead Like Me"

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: karen on 07/28/05 at 4:05 am

... I actually went and did some work?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/05 at 4:06 am

...I did some studying?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/28/05 at 4:16 am

...studying is overrated teehee

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/28/05 at 4:40 am


What if we all stopped the silly 'what if I deleted my account' comments and posted good stuff instead?  :)
What if?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/28/05 at 4:48 am

...Philip Eno and I didn't post phobias for the next few posts in word chain :o ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/28/05 at 6:53 am


...studying is overrated teehee


...I agree  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/05 at 8:21 am


...studying is overrated
No comment

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/28/05 at 10:01 am

what if....everyday was sunny, beautiful, and not humid?




Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/28/05 at 10:03 am


what if....everyday was sunny, beautiful, and not humid?




Erin :)


We'd dehydrate!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/28/05 at 10:05 am


We'd dehydrate!  ;D




true...but boy would it be nice!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/28/05 at 10:06 am




true...but boy would it be nice!



Erin :)


Yeah, 'Sunny' Sunderland would be able to live up to it's name for once!  ;D

What if I got a call in the next half hour telling me that because i'm so wonderful and brilliant I can have the night off work tonight?
(Hey, I can dream, can't I?)  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/28/05 at 10:53 am

What if I didn't have to leave for work right.....NOW!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/28/05 at 2:57 pm

what if.....


money really DID grow on trees?



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/28/05 at 3:02 pm


what if.....


money really DID grow on trees?



Erin :)
You mean it doesn't? My kids alawys thought it did!!

What if the program director for WRRP would call me back :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/05 at 3:03 pm


what if.....


money really DID grow on trees?



Erin :)
What if we used bananas as currency instead?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/28/05 at 3:07 pm


What if we used bananas as currency instead?
We'd all have plenty of potassium :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/28/05 at 3:42 pm

What if there was no Daylight Savings Time?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/28/05 at 4:53 pm

...the weather was going to be great right through the weekend  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/28/05 at 10:06 pm

...reality TV disappeared!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: A.B. on 07/28/05 at 11:17 pm

What if I were a woman...?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/28/05 at 11:23 pm


What if I were a woman...?
Waits for jiminy to comment...  ::)


What If today was Friday?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: A.B. on 07/28/05 at 11:27 pm


Waits for jiminy to comment... ::)


What If today was Friday?



Is Jiminy nice? or should I be scared?

It's Friday where I am.

What if rain was yellow...?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/28/05 at 11:37 pm


Is Jiminy nice? or should I be scared?



what if you only knew  ;D :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 07/29/05 at 5:36 am


what if.....

money really DID grow on trees?



Knowing my luck, I'd end up living in the Arctic...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/29/05 at 6:38 am

what if oogle boogle wingle wangle bargle nonagon bag bag moose?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/29/05 at 7:30 am


...reality TV disappeared!!


We can only hope! :)

Actually, it probably will by 2007/08 (then again, if you'd told me a few years ago, that it would still be going strong in mid 2005, I'd not have believed it either!).

To answer though, hopefully some more decent programming can come back (I haven't regularly watched "new" network TV in like 4 years) or at least good new stuff.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/29/05 at 7:39 am


...reality TV disappeared!!
Please!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/29/05 at 10:18 am


Please!
;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/29/05 at 10:35 am

What if what was if and if was what but then what was what if and if was just what but then if was if and what was if as well so that what wasn't what at all but infact if was what and then if replaced what to form "whif"?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/29/05 at 11:22 am


What if what was if and if was what but then what was what if and if was just what but then if was if and what was if as well so that what wasn't what at all but infact if was what and then if replaced what to form "whif"?  ::)


Uuuggghh... br.. br... braaain has melt http://www.miaverko.com/photos/07_winnipeg._best_dances_moves_ever_by_JacK_of_the_paperbacks._So_awesome,_we_could_only_take_a_snapshot,_a_moving_picture_would_make_your_brain_melt.JPG

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 07/29/05 at 11:36 am

What if.... The guy in the pic above didn't look like an Angler Fish, cos of the position of the streetlamp behind him... ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/29/05 at 11:38 am


What if.... The guy in the pic above didn't look like an Angler Fish, cos of the position of the streetlamp behind him... ;D


;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 07/29/05 at 11:58 am

Do you know what type of prey he's trying to catch, Alc? Looks like the photo has caught him when he's just about to make a lunge!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 3:03 pm


Uuuggghh... br.. br... braaain has melt http://www.miaverko.com/photos/07_winnipeg._best_dances_moves_ever_by_JacK_of_the_paperbacks._So_awesome,_we_could_only_take_a_snapshot,_a_moving_picture_would_make_your_brain_melt.JPG

don't make fun of retards slow mentally challenged people (i got flamed when i did)   :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 3:29 pm

What if I made a reality show called "Howard Knows Best"? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 3:31 pm


What if I made a reality show called "Howard Knows Best"? ;D

knows buses best?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 3:41 pm


knows buses best?



"Knows Porn Best" ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 3:44 pm



"Knows Porn Best" ;D

can you watch porn and wear boxing gloves at the same time?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 3:45 pm


can you watch porn and wear boxing gloves at the same time?  ::)



No,I couldn't feel myself ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 3:54 pm



No,I couldn't feel myself ;D

don't eat cheetoes and watch porn  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:09 pm


don't eat cheetoes and watch porn  ::)


and what if I did?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 4:17 pm


and what if I did?

you would be orange in certain places   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:20 pm


you would be orange in certain places   ;D


Imagine what Robin would say? :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 4:25 pm


Imagine what Robin would say? :o

she would say, stop eating cheetoes when you watch porn   :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:27 pm


she would say, stop eating cheetoes when you watch porn   :D


or my twig will turn orange ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/29/05 at 6:18 pm

What if if what?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/29/05 at 6:19 pm

what if this was one of my favourite Friday nights ever on here? 8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/29/05 at 6:20 pm


what if this was one of my favourite Friday nights ever on here? 8)


what if we all celebrated!  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/29/05 at 6:25 pm

what if we already are  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/29/05 at 6:28 pm


what if we already are   :D


woo-hoo!  :D :D ;D

What if we need a cake?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/29/05 at 6:31 pm

. . . I could eat the whole of DAK's cake right now . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/29/05 at 6:32 pm


what if this was one of my favourite Friday nights ever on here? 8)


Technically it's only Friday Afternoon in California time - but still ANY Friday on here is a favorite! :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/29/05 at 6:33 pm


. . . I could eat the whole of DAK's cake right now . . .  ;D


Good lord! Control yourself, man!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/29/05 at 6:35 pm


. . . I could eat the whole of DAK's cake right now . . . ;D


Me too mate - I don't need pictures of food making me hungry, LOL!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/29/05 at 7:02 pm


Good lord! Control yourself, man!  ;D


Ha ha! I am a sucker for anything sweet.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/29/05 at 7:03 pm


Me too mate - I don't need pictures of food making me hungry, LOL!


I like your perspective, Marty.  8) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/29/05 at 7:06 pm

what if baked goods didn't actually get seized at customs  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/29/05 at 7:06 pm


what if baked goods didn't actually get seized at customs  :D


. . . I had to laugh my arse off?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 07/29/05 at 7:07 pm


. . . I could eat the whole of DAK's cake right now . . .  ;D


That looks like one of those woollen things you used to put over the loo rolls many years ago...

No, I don't know why either...!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/29/05 at 7:09 pm


That looks like one of those woollen things you used to put over the loo rolls many years ago...

No, I don't know why either...!


I know what you are on about, lol. The thought is still not diminishing my appetite - good try though, Paul.  ;D

I certainly don't know why they stuck 'em on loo rolls. Maybe it keeps them warm.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/29/05 at 11:31 pm

Huge Rich corporations offered franchises some of thier big bucks to hire security even for a couple of hours....for the sake of protecting the kids that are not punks but are hard working for some money?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/30/05 at 11:10 am

everybody minded their own business and didn't correct other's spelling and grammer 24/7.





Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/30/05 at 11:12 am


everybody minded their own business and didn't correct other's spelling and grammer 24/7.


;D


What if Justice has not been Raped?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/30/05 at 11:14 am

what if.....jessie saw your avatar Andy? LOL ;D




Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini on 07/30/05 at 11:24 am

......I had to start over with post number 1? Oh well, no big deal!  ;) 

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/30/05 at 11:28 am


......I had to start over with post number 1? Oh well, no big deal!  ;) 


. . . I am happy you did start post number 1 again?  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/05 at 11:29 am


......I had to start over with post number 1? Oh well, no big deal!  ;) 
Welcome back, can Chuck doctor to the post count you were on?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini on 07/30/05 at 11:31 am


Welcome back, can Chuck doctor to the post count you were on?

I doubt it, but thats ok! Just a new challenge I can deal with!  ;) Now, to find my old avatar pic!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/30/05 at 11:59 am


I doubt it, but thats ok! Just a new challenge I can deal with!  ;) Now, to find my old avatar pic!


I am happy to see the old avatar back!  :D 8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/30/05 at 12:18 pm


what if.....jessie saw your avatar Andy? LOL ;D


what if... SHE DIDNT'T ERIN!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/30/05 at 12:48 pm


I doubt it, but thats ok! Just a new challenge I can deal with!  ;) Now, to find my old avatar pic!


what if Rhonda means the girl in the pink dress with the record player i adore  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/30/05 at 1:30 pm

What if I had my cake and ate Robin too? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/30/05 at 2:36 pm

what if... I knew what this thread was about?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/30/05 at 2:41 pm


what if... I knew what this thread was about?


Don't worry dude, it's not as complicated as it sounds. ;)

On this board, people (myself included at times!) sometimes will make the most random threads. Or some will just take on a life of its own and get kinda off topic.

Overall though, this basically is just where you can -- for fun -- ask "what if" a certain thing happened (eg, what if MTV was never created in 1981?) and people will respond with answers.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/05 at 2:45 pm

What if, Jim Henson never created the Muppets?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/30/05 at 3:15 pm


What if, Jim Henson never created the Muppets?

it would of gave you something to do ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 07/30/05 at 3:18 pm

What if CD's were square...

(I'd love to imagine what the players looked like!)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/05 at 3:22 pm


What if CD's were square...

(I'd love to imagine what the players looked like!)
The same for manhole covers?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/30/05 at 3:22 pm


What if CD's were square...

(I'd love to imagine what the players looked like!)


Me too, LOL!

The portable CD players would probably look more "80s" (for instance, alot of the boomboxes were more square-looking) - that's kind of a cool thing IMO. ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Cait Sith on 07/30/05 at 4:21 pm

What if one synchronized swimmer drowns...would the others have to as well?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/30/05 at 4:36 pm


The same for manhole covers?

they could fall into the hole and hit someone if they were square, the reason the are round is so they can't accidentally fall through the hole

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/30/05 at 4:50 pm

What if i invented a new soft drink for pimps and whores and called it slutsi cola?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/05 at 5:00 pm


they could fall into the hole and hit someone if they were square, the reason the are round is so they can't accidentally fall through the hole
Correct!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/30/05 at 11:34 pm


What if i invented a new soft drink for pimps and whores and called it slutsi cola?




I'm sure you'd be hooked Jiminy! LOL!




Erin

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/31/05 at 2:55 am

What if I was a nicer person...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/31/05 at 5:04 am


What if I was a nicer person...


What if all it took was for you to stop being self-absorbed for a while.  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 07/31/05 at 7:08 am


What if I was a nicer person...


What if you stopped talking complete rubbish, Mark...?!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/31/05 at 7:31 am


What if I was a nicer person...
What if you shut up and stop putting down yourself?  ::) ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/31/05 at 10:17 am


What if you shut up and stop putting down yourself? ::) ;)

What if you stopped talking complete rubbish, Mark...?!!
I only meant that there are a few things I could work on ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/31/05 at 10:56 am


What if I had my cake and ate Robin too? ;D


..do you mean eat Robins cake too?  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/31/05 at 10:57 am

What if Crazy Frog had version of the Pink Panther Theme?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 11:10 am

what if i posted a quiz for the first time in forever? :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/31/05 at 11:14 am


what if i posted a quiz for the first time in forever? :D
Go on then!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 11:19 am


Go on then!


what if there's a song on it that Philip knows!!!(there is teehee) ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/31/05 at 11:21 am


what if there's a song on it that Philip knows!!!(there is teehee) ;)
What if I do?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 11:31 am

what if you can peek now  :)

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