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Subject: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 10:51 am
This is a thread that's popular over on the Ween Forum I go to.. you take a few things that people said on the day you post that you really liked, and post them here.. only rule is, it has to be from that day, and you can't quote yourself. Just a way to share an awesome quote, and to salute people who say awesome stuff.
I'll start off with one from this morning, courtesy of DAK:
"Well, fine, you win, but only because you supported your argument with a fancy picture."
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/04/05 at 10:58 am
This is a thread that's popular over on the Ween Forum I go to.. you take a few things that people said on the day you post that you really liked, and post them here.. only rule is, it has to be from that day, and you can't quote yourself. Just a way to share an awesome quote, and to salute people who say awesome stuff.
I'll start off with one from this morning, courtesy of DAK:
"Well, fine, you win, but only because you supported your argument with a fancy picture."
;D This is a fantastic idea, Apricot. I wish you'd started this about a month ago, though, I could've submitted loads of funny quotes!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 11:04 am
I love the Ween forum's quotes... and this forum has the potential to do this really cool.. we'll get many more.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/04/05 at 11:15 am
Well, it's not quite a forum quote, and it's from about a week ago, but when asked how many letters there were in the alphabet, one of my mates responded "there's about 50 at the most" - and he was being entirely serious... :P
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 11:16 am
Hmm.. I'll give an irrelevant-to-the-forum quote, too.
I said to someone: Someone on the forums thought I killed myself.
My friend: Awww, did you?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/04/05 at 11:17 am
Hmm.. I'll give an irrelevant-to-the-forum quote, too.
I said to someone: Someone on the forums thought I killed myself.
My friend: Awww, did you?
:o
That is one of the most stupid things i've heard (besides the 50 letters in the alphabet thing last week) :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 11:18 am
Well, had I not been doing really bad at that time, it would have been hilarious. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 11:33 am
Great idea, Apricot! I wish we could use old ones though.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 11:37 am
Great idea, Apricot! I wish we could use old ones though.
Well, for the first few days, throw in a few old, if you'd like.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 11:38 am
Yeah, this is a really good idea for a thread.
...I have no quotes, though.
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 11:41 am
Yeah, the good thing is that it's always useful, and anyone can use it.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 11:56 am
From Alchoholica:
No, i still think 'Hello Ladies, i have a full penis' is a great chat up line.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/04/05 at 12:00 pm
From Jiminy, addressed to Howard in the "Wizard of Oz" thread, on August 2nd....
"you would make a better tin man, since I'm director we will change his need of a heart to a need for a "hard" plus you get all that lubricant, once you arrive at the emerald city the wizard will show you a nude picture of robin and you will have your hard... how do you like this plot?"
That struck me as hilarious...I couldn't stop laughing! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 12:13 pm
This one from Apricot cracked me up, I could totally imagine this happening too!
From Apricot:
I remember spending a long time yelling into my phone and being yelled at in an accent I didn't understand.. I had an Indian man with bad hearing for my custom support.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 1:02 pm
I remember spending a long time yelling into my phone and being yelled at in an accent I didn't understand.. I had an Indian man with bad hearing for my custom support.ÂÂ
Ah, why thank you.. and it was horrible.. if it ever happens again, I'm adopting a thick accent to counter him.
I have a quote here I always liked, From Alchoholica, after a woman said "I don't like a man who nags":
"I'm tired, I'm hungry, where's my whoompin' stick, you seen my whoompin' stick, stop looking at me like that, find my whoompin' stick!"
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/04/05 at 1:54 pm
Quote from: Howard on April 06, 2005, 04:45:10 PM
She said at one time when she gave me a body rub was that my private part felt like a tight frankfurter when she felt it through my pants.She's afraid of seeing a man's privates in person cause she said that a penis is an unclean part on a man's body
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 1:55 pm
Quote from: Howard on April 06, 2005, 04:45:10 PM
She said at one time when she gave me a body rub was that my private part felt like a tight frankfurter when she felt it through my pants.She's afraid of seeing a man's privates in person cause she said that a penis is an unclean part on a man's body
Oh boy! I just LOVE reliving that moment over and over!ÂÂ
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 1:56 pm
Oh boy! I just LOVE reliving that moment over and over!ÂÂ
Me too, me too! That's just the greatest post EVAR!!!!! :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 3:09 pm
...and the post which started the biggest inthe00s war I have seen so far...
Courtesy of Alex2005...
Ghey? I think its gay. And I don't see why being happy would make her do such a thing..
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/04/05 at 3:25 pm
Quote from: Howard on April 06, 2005, 04:45:10 PM
She said at one time when she gave me a body rub was that my private part felt like a tight frankfurter when she felt it through my pants.She's afraid of seeing a man's privates in person cause she said that a penis is an unclean part on a man's body
Well,it is.I mean Will I have to ask her to put on rubber gloves in order for me to have pleasure with her since she's a little germaphobic? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 3:32 pm
Well,it is.I mean Will I have to ask her to put on rubber gloves in order for me to have pleasure with her since she's a little germaphobic? ;D
you've probably answered this somewhere before but is she a virgin?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/04/05 at 3:35 pm
you've probably answered this somewhere before but is she a virgin?
yes she's a virgin.Never had sex but is asexual(not interested in sex at the moment)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 3:50 pm
Ghey? I think its gay. And I don't see why being happy would make her do such a thing..
Haha, that old post. Ah, memories of the good days..
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 4:01 pm
The funniest post that I can remember was this..
Apricot: Or just stop posting until your vagina stops bleeding.
C.Noize: that's just a little unnerving, don't ya think?
Djork: ... Alex, you need to stop shedding the lining of your uterus. Better?
AND
Alex: Tried astral projection today, but it didn't work.
Andrew: Oh wait, I've heard of this sort of thing. Good luck trying to project your butt.
Oh...that was great. ;D Good times. Good times.
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 4:08 pm
The funniest post that I can remember was this..
Apricot: Or just stop posting until your vagina stops bleeding.
C.Noize: that's just a little unnerving, don't ya think?
Djork: ... Alex, you need to stop shedding the lining of your uterus. Better?
AND
Alex: Tried astral projection today, but it didn't work.
Andrew: Oh wait, I've heard of this sort of thing. Good luck trying to project your butt.
Oh...that was great. ;D Good times. Good times.
Beth
LMAO!!! And I think Alex responded with "That was uncalled for." or something like that
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 4:10 pm
LMAO!!! And I think Alex responded with "That was uncalled for." or something like that
LOL ;D
Alex: Thats really ignorant.
That was a memorable night. Don't mess with them Shippensburg folk *Snap*
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/04/05 at 4:18 pm
Haha, that old post. Ah, memories of the good days..
that post gave me the idea of the gay men in the parade... someone complaned to chuckie about the photo and it was removed ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 4:19 pm
that post gave me the idea of the gay men in the parade... someone complaned to chuckie about the photo and it was removed ;D
Someone ....hmmmm...
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 4:22 pm
Someone ....hmmmm...
Beth
Not I...
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/04/05 at 5:46 pm
I can't exactly remember his exact words, but I can remember a post from Philip Eno from a couple of days ago on the Longest Thread Ever, which went along the lines of
Once upon a time there was a man and a woman and the man asked the woman if she'd marry him. The woman said no, and the man lived happily ever after
I remember reading it and almost choking on the sandwhich I was eating at the time. It's honestly one of the funniest posts i've read ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/04/05 at 10:29 pm
From the mouth of Alex2005/El Duderino to my sister Beth.....
"You're cold, baby....real cold".
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 10:34 pm
From Miss Tainted today:
What is this thread about? o_o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/04/05 at 10:34 pm
From Miss Tainted today:
What is this thread about? o_o
LMFAO!! ;D ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Miss Tainted on 08/04/05 at 10:36 pm
From Miss Tainted today:
What is this thread about? o_o
:-[ .......
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/04/05 at 10:50 pm
I said.. Quote from: Alchoholica on April 04, 2005, 05:06:36 PM
*Falls over attempting to pull sock off*
*Removes Pants*
*Reveals Mr Socko.. however in the process accidentally reveals Mr.. err.. C***o..
Andrea Said..
Well done! I think you own the souls of a whole Amish family now! Congratulations!
I about Pissed myself at that.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/04/05 at 11:07 pm
The funniest post that I can remember was this..
Apricot: Or just stop posting until your vagina stops bleeding.
C.Noize: that's just a little unnerving, don't ya think?
Djork: ... Alex, you need to stop shedding the lining of your uterus. Better?
AND
Alex: Tried astral projection today, but it didn't work.
Andrew: Oh wait, I've heard of this sort of thing. Good luck trying to project your butt.
Oh...that was great. ;D Good times. Good times.
Beth
Darn... I must have missed that one..... ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/04/05 at 11:09 pm
I said.. Quote from: Alchoholica on April 04, 2005, 05:06:36 PM
*Falls over attempting to pull sock off*
*Removes Pants*
*Reveals Mr Socko.. however in the process accidentally reveals Mr.. err.. C***o..
Andrea Said..
Well done! I think you own the souls of a whole Amish family now! Congratulations!
I about Pissed myself at that.
This place keeps getting weirder and weirder..... now I know why I come here often, yep.... never a dull moment here! ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 11:16 pm
I laughed really hard at what Alchoholica just posted....
"Hey, when the going gets tough, the weak get eaten.. or something along those lines."
I want that to be my motto. I seriously do.
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/04/05 at 11:17 pm
I laughed really hard at what Alchoholica just posted....
"Hey, when the going gets tough, the weak get eaten.. or something along those lines."
I want that to be my motto. I seriously do.
Beth
;D ;D
It would go well with your child eating threats.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/04/05 at 11:18 pm
My favorite so far is from Beth, which was posted in Films That Creeped You Out:
Is Tony Stewart REALLY the man?
It seemed out place given the topic at hand, by the way... I can't wait for the answer on that one! ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/04/05 at 11:25 pm
Second place...
Alchoholica, posted recently on "If you were stranded on a deserted island...."
Hello my name is jimmy pop and I’m a dumb white guy
I’m not old or new but middle school fifth grade like junior high
I don’t know mofo if y’all peeps be buggin’ give props to my ho cause she all fly
But I can take the heat cause I’m the other white meat known as ’kid funky fried’
I was really weired me out..... big time....
::) :D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/04/05 at 11:27 pm
From MidKnight Darkness:
I have SOO many various PBS songs stuck in my head....
...I'm overloaded on Telletubbies.....
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/04/05 at 11:32 pm
From MidKnight Darkness:
I have SOO many various PBS songs stuck in my head....
...I'm overloaded on Telletubbies.....
Sounds like someone needs help.....
::) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/05/05 at 1:00 am
"Is it me, or do those faces look like they're in an awfully confusing juxtaposition? Are you seriously married, Howard?" - Ultraviolet52 in response to the photoshopped picture of Howard and Robin, not knowing it was photoshopped. :D ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/05/05 at 9:45 am
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/05/05 at 9:50 am
My favorite one of the day is on the What/who really annoys you? page, and it's from jiminy.....
go to the local bait shop, they will sell you a box of crickets or take him to a seedy spot in town for some crotch crickets
I seriously don't want to know what a crotch cricket is.... ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 3:32 pm
My favorite is a classic, going way back to July 2005, it's on the Bump Me! thread, and it's from DAK...
Oh, I thought it was the British Legion of National Fruitcakes
I couldn't help but think of a group of people from the U.K. that sells fruit cakes!!!! ::) :D ;D
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... fruit cake!
http://www.coles.com.au/images/cmi/library/recipe/large/Sticky_Fruit_Cake.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 3:34 pm
Wow, i've now been quoted TWICE! :D
That makes me feel special ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 3:42 pm
Hands DAK a trophy for being special....
;D
http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_2_20_2003_10_43_47/oscar_angle.jpg2B5E1E29-23BE-4BE9-9E215738564FEDC9.jpgLarge.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 3:43 pm
Hands DAK a trophy for being special....
;D
http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_2_20_2003_10_43_47/oscar_angle.jpg2B5E1E29-23BE-4BE9-9E215738564FEDC9.jpgLarge.jpg
Woo-hoo! I've won a DAFTA! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 3:46 pm
Congrads....
Speech!
And remember don't be Richard Gere and keep your speech under 15 minutes! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 3:48 pm
Congrads....
Speech!
And remember don't be Richard Gere and keep your speech under 15 minutes!  ;D
Okay... um, i'd like to thank all the people (yes, both of you) for taking the time to actually notice what I was babbling... and that in both cases I was probably drunk. Thank you ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: FaultyDog on 08/06/05 at 3:57 pm
Okay... um, i'd like to thank all the people (yes, both of you) for taking the time to actually notice what I was babbling... and that in both cases I was probably drunk. Thank you ;)
High on a happy vibe Pepsi Max more likely! ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:03 pm
High on a happy vibe Pepsi Max more likely! ;)
Wee-hee-hee! More than likely! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 4:12 pm
I her that Pepsi Max should be watched out for...
Speaking of which...
Where art thou Jolt Cola?
http://www.travelnotes.de/computer/bilder/jolt.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:24 pm
Second place.....
From DAK (again) and on the What's The Last Thing You Brought thread....
Thank you, I really don't know what to say expcept... blah! :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:27 pm
Oppppppppssssssssssssssssss.... :-[
Here is how the post was suppposed to be...
Second place.....
From DAK (again) and on the What's The Last Thing You Brought thread....
??? You did it wrong again, you plum! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 4:28 pm
Oppppppppssssssssssssssssss.... :-Wow, where did you buy that handsome emoticon, Jamie?! ]
I picked it because.......
1) It had my name in it. (Yeah, I know..... he's being biased...... ;D)
2) It was odd.
3) It made me laugh.
I hear by dub DAK, Sir DAK of Pixel, Lord of The Quotes!
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 4:29 pm
What the..... ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 4:29 pm
Due to technical errors....
Last few posts should be ignored....
;D
Sorry about that....
:-[
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:33 pm
Never mind, at least I won a DAFTA for "Quote Of The Day" :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 4:38 pm
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hurray for DAK!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/05 at 4:40 pm
Three cheers for Dak!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:43 pm
Thank you, thank you, too kind ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/05 at 4:44 pm
Thank you, thank you, too kind ;)
Speech?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:46 pm
Okay, seeing as how i'm now dressed for the occassion, I would like to thank Jamie McBain for nominating me for this award, and i'd like to thank my adoring fans (yes, both of you), and most of all my taylor for making this super-slick suit.
Thank you all! ;) 8)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 4:49 pm
Okay, seeing as how i'm now dressed for the occassion, I would like to thank Jamie McBain for nominating me for this award, and i'd like to thank my adoring fans (yes, both of you), and most of all my taylor for making this super-slick suit.
Thank you all! ;) 8)
Thanks! I am sure you have more than two fans here! :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:50 pm
Thanks! I am sure you have more than two fans here! :)
Oh okay, thank you to all 3 of you (that's including my mum!) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/05 at 4:54 pm
Okay, seeing as how i'm now dressed for the occassion, I would like to thank Jamie McBain for nominating me for this award, and i'd like to thank my adoring fans (yes, both of you), and most of all my taylor for making this super-slick suit.
Thank you all! ;) 8)
APPLAUSE!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:59 pm
APPLAUSE!
And now, as a special treat for your kindness... here for the first time ever is DAK... CAPLESS! :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 5:00 pm
And now, as a special treat for your kindness... here for the first time ever is DAK... CAPLESS! :o
Oh dear... it seems there was a problem with the cutting and pasting... never mind, maybe next time ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 5:00 pm
The picture was creepy.... :o
And in honour of your award...
Here'a new mouse....
http://animals.timduru.org/dirlist/mouse/mouse.jpg
::) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 5:02 pm
The picture was creepy.... :o
You haven't seen me without my cap on yet... then and only then can you say you've seen a creepy picture ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 6:22 pm
What does DAFTA stand for? :-\\
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 7:43 pm
What does DAFTA stand for? :-\\
Um... :-\\
....er....
Deranged And Fairly Troublesome Award... sums me right up! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/06/05 at 10:46 pm
Um... :-\\
....er....
Deranged And Fairly Troublesome Award... sums me right up! ;D
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/07/05 at 5:28 pm
Again, not a forum quote but a classic anyway. I was in the sitting room eating a sandwich, and a chuck dropped out of my mouth on to the floor. I picked it up and threw it at the bin, but because I had my hands full at the time it completely missed the bin and hit the side of my mam's cup, causing her to say
"This is a house, not a friggin' duck pond" ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/07/05 at 6:20 pm
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/07/05 at 6:24 pm
My pick is a conversation between Howard and Bobby on the What If.... thread.....
Howard: .......if London Bridges actually fell down?
Bobby: .......... that is another relation to Jeff and Lloyd?
I choosed it because anything is possible.... ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/07/05 at 6:26 pm
My pick is a conversation between Howard and Bobby on the What If.... thread.....
I choosed it because anything is possible.... ;D
And why was that funny?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 08/07/05 at 6:45 pm
Again, not a forum quote but a classic anyway. I was in the sitting room eating a sandwich, and a chuck dropped out of my mouth on to the floor. I picked it up and threw it at the bin, but because I had my hands full at the time it completely missed the bin and hit the side of my mam's cup, causing her to say
"This is a house, not a friggin' duck pond" ;D
DAK,your mam sounds like a good time 8) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/07/05 at 6:53 pm
And why was that funny?
Maybe they do have a relative named London Bridges! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 08/07/05 at 7:33 pm
Again, not a forum quote but a classic anyway. I was in the sitting room eating a sandwich, and a chuck dropped out of my mouth on to the floor. I picked it up and threw it at the bin, but because I had my hands full at the time it completely missed the bin and hit the side of my mam's cup, causing her to say
"This is a house, not a friggin' duck pond" ;D
ROFL!! ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: C.NOIZE on 08/08/05 at 5:45 am
From Alchoholica:
" 'Oh god, your very big and cool, it's real nice that you gave us some food to eat, cheers mate' "
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 08/08/05 at 10:48 am
And why was that funny?
Poor Howard. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/08/05 at 11:17 am
DAK,your mam sounds like a good time 8) ;D
The wierd thing about my mam is that she says unintentionally funny things when she's annoyed, but too hard to be funny and ends up sounding cheesey when she's in a good mood ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/08/05 at 11:18 am
Maybe they do have a relative named London Bridges! ;D
I know a Sydney Bridge in Australia, he is cousin to an Albert Bridge in London.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/08/05 at 3:57 pm
My quote of the day, is a really cheesy joke from Rock and Roll Fan on the JOKES! thread.....
Q: How Many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb
A: Let's go fishing!!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/08/05 at 4:57 pm
Re: What/who really annoys you?
« Reply #1179 on: Today at 04:51:21 PM »
by Howard (of course) ;D
I meant gum not cum ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/08/05 at 5:13 pm
Re: What/who really annoys you?
« Reply #1179 on: Today at 04:51:21 PM »
by Howard (of course) ;D
I meant gum not cum ::)
Of course you know me by now. ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/08/05 at 7:33 pm
Re: What/who really annoys you?
« Reply #1179 on: Today at 04:51:21 PM »
by Howard (of course) ;D
I meant gum not cum ::)
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 4:37 pm
Re: Bump Me!
« Reply #654 on: Today at 12:59:29 PM
by Step-chan
I actually told the truth on the Marital status thread. I haven't really looked into relationships; but when someone has showed interest in me, it's either been underage girls(around 15-17 years old) or bi/homosexual men(that happened twice this year). Sometimes I think luck just hates me(or Murphy's law, whichever it is).
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 5:14 pm
Movie remakes you'd like to see
« Reply #22 on: Today at 04:17:14 PM »
by Howard
What I'd like to see is a Three's Company film a teen version but they would make it Rated R and push the envelope a bit with bikini clad women like Janet and Chrissy lookalikes,some vulgarity and mild violence.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 5:35 pm
Re: What/who really annoys you?
« Reply #1185 on: August 08, 2005, 11:01:58 PM »
by Mark RockandRollFan
Speaking of animal cruelty....people who continue to praise J-HO after she left her dog without food OR water while she got down with Puff Diddy Gang-Bang...and then had the nerve to get mad at her landlord for going into her apartment to save the poor dog....yes, she was evicted
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 5:40 pm
Movie remakes you'd like to see
« Reply #22 on: Today at 04:17:14 PM »
by Howard
What I'd like to see is a Three's Company film a teen version but they would make it Rated R and push the envelope a bit with bikini clad women like Janet and Chrissy lookalikes,some vulgarity and mild violence.
Quote Of The Day?^ ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 5:42 pm
Quote Of The Day?^ ::)
yeah but when i first read it i thought you would give it an X rating  ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 5:42 pm
yeah but when i first read it i thought you would give it an X rating  ;D
Why an X rating for a Three's Company film?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 5:46 pm
Why an X rating for a Three's Company film?
2 hot girls living with a guy? ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 5:48 pm
2 hot girls living with a guy? ::)
NC17 perhaps
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 5:53 pm
NC17 perhaps
what actors would play the parts, who would be the ropers?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 5:55 pm
what actors would play the parts, who would be the ropers?
Let's make up some actors and actresses.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 5:59 pm
Let's make up some actors and actresses.
you can be jack
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/09/05 at 8:31 pm
My favorite quote of the day is from Howard on the What If...... thread......
What if we never knew what to do if Hulkamania ran wild on us?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/10/05 at 10:06 am
My pick of the day is from Step-Chan, and it's on Airrider's Anime Caption Contest.....
Must not fart!!! Hold it in!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/10/05 at 4:17 pm
Re: 3 things that I suck at....
« Reply #114 on: Today at 01:02:16 AM »
by Andy Alchoholica
99% of the time.. that's true. I once.. no joke.. farted at a funeral. I couldn't help it... i was so embarresed, and because it was in a Church it was on one of those wodden Pews so it reverberated.
I behaved at the Lawyers office today.
(apart from grabbing about 6 handfulls of candy from his tray and putting it in my pockets)
Three other things i suck at include...
Posing for Photographs.
Writing Music (as in Instrumental stuff, that's PB's side of things).
Being patient with the Computer.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/10/05 at 4:24 pm
you can be jack
I don't know If I'd make a good Jack Tripper but we'll see. ;D
Who'd play the 2 girls,Janet & Chrissy?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/10/05 at 4:25 pm
My favorite quote of the day is from Howard on the What If...... thread......
I don't think that was my favorite quote.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/10/05 at 9:56 pm
I don't think that was my favorite quote.
Sorry, I was gonna to post a quote, I didn't turn too well.... :-[
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/10/05 at 9:59 pm
I found another one instead.... (also from Howard)....
and it's on the Howard Fun Club thread....
How about if she was dipped in chocolate?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/11/05 at 4:10 pm
I found another one instead.... (also from Howard)....
and it's on the Howard Fun Club thread....
That might be quote of the day. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/11/05 at 4:47 pm
Show Us What You Look Like
« Reply #3906 on: Today at 04:28:20 PM »
by Howard
I was the one going BOING!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/11/05 at 4:50 pm
Show Us What You Look Like
« Reply #3906 on: Today at 04:28:20 PM »
by Howard
I was the one going BOING!
Thanks. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/11/05 at 8:56 pm
Howard....you sure are popular with your quotes!! LOL! ;) ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/11/05 at 9:31 pm
That might be quote of the day. ;D
Wee..... I am a quote of the day!
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/11/05 at 9:36 pm
My vote is for a quote by GBS, on the What Was The Last Thing On Your Mind? thread.....
"I seriously need to buy some deodourant... P.U.!!"
Too much info....
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/11/05 at 11:19 pm
From Bobby:
Don't block his nose with corks though. The force of the snore will shoot them out like bullets and smash a window.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/12/05 at 9:59 am
From Bobby:
Don't block his nose with corks though. The force of the snore will shoot them out like bullets and smash a window.ÂÂ
Good idea....
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/12/05 at 10:02 am
Alchoholica's quote on Airrider's Anime Caption Contest, is my favorite so far today...
'You look so lovely today i think i.. uuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrghhhh I need to change my pants'
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/12/05 at 10:04 am
From Bobby:
Don't block his nose with corks though. The force of the snore will shoot them out like bullets and smash a window.ÂÂ
reminds me of the scene from the movie Strange Brew when the put bullets in Bob's nose to stop his nose bleed and he sneezes ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 3:33 pm
I just made up this quote today:
Robin's going to be so soaken wet that I'm going to need a piece of bread to sop her up ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/12/05 at 3:47 pm
I just made up this quote today:
Robin's going to be so soaken wet that I'm going to need a piece of bread to sop her up ;D
http://www.joe-ks.com/images/SickPumpkin.jpg
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 3:48 pm
http://www.joe-ks.com/images/SickPumpkin.jpg
What does that mean? ???
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/12/05 at 3:52 pm
http://www.joe-ks.com/images/SickPumpkin.jpg
Hahaha. That's hilarious.
beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jiminy on 08/12/05 at 3:59 pm
What does that mean? ???
i thought it looked funny
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/12/05 at 10:34 pm
What does that mean? ???
hahahaaha....Jack had too much to drink!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/12/05 at 10:36 pm
I just made up this quote today:
Robin's going to be so soaken wet that I'm going to need a piece of bread to sop her up ;D
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/12/05 at 10:37 pm
http://www.joe-ks.com/images/SickPumpkin.jpg
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/12/05 at 11:17 pm
an ancient one from jiminy...
when I put my gloves on i must wiggle my fingers into the glove for if I didn't my own gloves wouldn't fit and also wasn't he wearing rubber gloves as he was putting on these gloves? most things that are made of rubber must be lubricated to get into a tight space.
and the funny thing is that this somehow ended up in the OJ Simpson thread ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 08/16/05 at 1:41 pm
From Alchoholica:
Me, Jiminy, Dak, Apricot & I are off to get some beauty sleep.. being 5 people really sets those wrinkles off.
Night all
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/16/05 at 2:00 pm
http://www.joe-ks.com/images/SickPumpkin.jpg
No, no, no. It is like this.
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/16/05 at 2:25 pm
No, no, no. It is like this.
;D ;D ;D
Cat
;D ;D ;D!! That's so funny. I'm soo doing that next halloween.
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/18/05 at 1:01 am
Ok...this is an old one from the "have you ever kissed a girl" thread....it was by Howard.....
"I've french kissed before including using the insertion of my tongue"
:D ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/18/05 at 1:02 am
....and another one from Howard from the same thread...
"I kissed Robin mouth to mouth.this past Sunday,she had bad garlic breath so I should've said to her if she would like a Listerine Pocket Pack".
;D ;D ;D....Howard..you are too much!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/18/05 at 4:04 pm
....and another one from Howard from the same thread...
"I kissed Robin mouth to mouth.this past Sunday,she had bad garlic breath so I should've said to her if she would like a Listerine Pocket Pack".
;D ;D ;D....Howard..you are too much!
Erin :)
Thanks Erin.I have another quote from Robin last Sunday:
"Is That An Erection"? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/18/05 at 11:09 pm
Thanks Erin.I have another quote from Robin last Sunday:
"Is That An Erection"? ;D
\
HAHAHHA!!! OMG!!! It's either that..or you are carrying a TON of keys! LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/18/05 at 11:10 pm
HAHAHHA!!! OMG!!! It's either that..or you are carrying a TON of keys! LOL!
Howard and his rolls of quaters.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/19/05 at 12:21 am
here's one that struck me as humorous!!
This was in the "Osama" thread....by Cat
"Osama Who? Do you mean Osama Been Forgotten?"
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/19/05 at 10:52 am
here's one that struck me as humorous!!
This was in the "Osama" thread....by Cat
"Osama Who? Do you mean Osama Been Forgotten?"
Erin :)
Thanks, but I think someone dosen't get sarcasm.
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/19/05 at 11:54 am
Thanks, but I think someone dosen't get sarcasm.
Replace someone with All of 'them'.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/19/05 at 3:38 pm
Howard and his rolls of quaters.
I never carry a roll of quarters.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/22/05 at 9:24 pm
Well...here was the picture that was posted...
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=111.0;id=7674
Now, take note of all details in this picture...
Here is what was said...
"Nice Picture Mai. Was it snowing at the time the photo was taken?"
LOL..that just struck me as funny. What would we do without you, Howard?? ;D
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 4:27 pm
Robin on top of me Saturday Afternoon:
"Oh My God,It feels like a ton of bricks" ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/23/05 at 9:49 pm
Robin on top of me Saturday Afternoon:
"Oh My God,It feels like a ton of bricks" ;D
;D ;D ;D
Oh Howard, you make me laugh so much!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 08/23/05 at 9:52 pm
The thread of the day goes to jiminy, and his My Autospy....
;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/23/05 at 10:42 pm
Robin on top of me Saturday Afternoon:
"Oh My God,It feels like a ton of bricks" ;D
jeez...and you wonder why she wasn't all about you...gosh Howard, you NEVER make comments/references about someone's weight!! :o
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/24/05 at 12:21 am
Robin on top of me Saturday Afternoon:
"Oh My God,It feels like a ton of bricks" ;D
DUDE..... :o
Hahahahahhaa...that's horrible. ;D
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/24/05 at 12:37 am
I'm sorry, but I just think that that overshadows Howard's by so much... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Tone it down in to dumbspeak Justin.
Me like Football.. bricks good.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 08/24/05 at 12:40 am
No problem.
Steak BEER! Women sex BEER! FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!
.... BEER!!!
BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS.. Beer on Boobs.. Football at Boobs.. Happy now
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:10 pm
jeez...and you wonder why she wasn't all about you...gosh Howard, you NEVER make comments/references about someone's weight!! :o
Erin :)
No,it wasn't her weight.I was referring to my twig and googleberries.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/25/05 at 8:50 am
oh jeez...sorry I asked! LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 08/25/05 at 3:13 pm
Robin referring to herself last Saturday Afternoon:
Have You Had Enough Of Me Yet? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/03/05 at 8:54 pm
MidKnightDarkness, today:
"Not to beat a dead horse, Alex, but do I need to summon the Shippensburg guys again?"
Or something like that.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/04/05 at 1:18 am
GEORGE W. BUSH IS MY GOD AND I WORSHIP HIM DAILY!
I knew he would come around. ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/07/05 at 5:11 pm
From Robin To Me:
I'll Love You Even More If You Get A Job ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/07/05 at 7:52 pm
I liked one I heard earlier..
"This song is quite catchy!"- Philip Eno
Why? Cause he liked a Momus song. Dang straight.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/07/05 at 8:28 pm
I liked one I heard earlier..
"This song is quite catchy!"- Philip Eno
Why? Cause he liked a Momus song. Dang straight.
Hey, what about my quote "ah... I got it. it IS catchy!"
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/08/05 at 1:46 am
Dude, you are so gonna get kicked off. Or at least get some posts deleted.
This isn't from today, but..................
He was talking to jiminy in this post.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/08/05 at 4:14 pm
Women must pee so loud (talking to a co-worker named Paul today.) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/08/05 at 6:47 pm
Women must pee so loud (talking to a co-worker named Paul today.) ;D
Howard.....FORUM Quotes Of The Day. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/08/05 at 6:48 pm
Howard.....FORUM Quotes Of The Day. ;D
That's my favorite
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/08/05 at 7:51 pm
This isn't from today, but..................
He was talking to jiminy in this post.
Whoa.. I'm, like.. a prophet.. Whoa.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/08/05 at 8:16 pm
Whoa.. I'm, like.. a prophet.. Whoa.
Apridamus :P
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/09/05 at 3:44 pm
Howard.....FORUM Quotes Of The Day. ;D
That is a forum quote of the day,I'm serious Jacks. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:17 pm
Here is a forum quote that'll make you laugh and this is what Robin had said to me:
You get A job then I'll consider giving IT a job ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/13/05 at 2:17 pm
Here is a forum quote that'll make you laugh and this is what Robin said to me:
You get A job then I'll consider giving IT a job ;D
OMG!!!! :o ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 09/13/05 at 2:18 pm
Here is a forum quote that'll make you laugh and this is what Robin had said to me:
You get A job then I'll consider giving IT a job ;D
You two should have your own TV show...!
Move over Sonny & Cher...
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:20 pm
You two should have your own TV show...!
Move over Sonny & Cher...
You can bet it will be g-rated because nothing will happen. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:25 pm
The Begging Benny Hour
Now that would be awful to see. One hour of Howard pleading with his woman for a bit of pleasure - almost as bad as watching two episodes of 'Open All Hours'. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 09/13/05 at 2:27 pm
You can bet it will be g-rated because nothing will happen. ;) ;D
I am compelled to type...'below the belt'!
(But sadly, not for Howard!)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/13/05 at 2:28 pm
You can bet it will be g-rated because nothing will happen. ;) ;D
But Sweet Jesus will the dialogues be dirty..
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:38 pm
Now that would be awful to see. One hour of Howard pleading with his woman for a bit of pleasure - almost as bad as watching two episodes of 'Open All Hours'. ;D
Her and I should make a late night adult show on Cinemax. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/13/05 at 2:39 pm
Her and I should make a late night adult show on Cinemax. ;D
Oh man.. that takes me back to a hilarious conversation a friend and I had on AIM.. Oh God, I still laugh when I think about it.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:40 pm
Oh man.. that takes me back to a hilarious conversation a friend and I had on AIM.. Oh God, I still laugh when I think about it.
What was it about Apricot?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:43 pm
Her and I should make a late night adult show on Cinemax. ;D
I see, lol. Lot's of violence in it then? ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:44 pm
I see, lol. Lot's of violence in it then? ;) ;D
No,Yogurt and Ice Cubes ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/13/05 at 2:45 pm
What was it about Apricot?
About my last girlfriend.. started like this:
So, how are the kids?
Kids?
You mean you and Brit aren't having children yet?
Uh.. no.
Come on, you're 14.. live a little.
And it all went from there.. it was beautiful.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/13/05 at 2:45 pm
Her and I should make a late night adult show on Cinemax. ;D
More like the Spice Channel......lots of action, but there not really having sex.......It just looks like it. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:45 pm
No,Yogurt and Ice Cubes ;)
So it's going to be an adult cookery programme?  ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/13/05 at 2:46 pm
More like the Spice Channel......lots of action, but there not really having sex.......It just looks like it. ;D
Howard's gonna do a bit o' dry humpin then?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:46 pm
More like the Spice Channel......lots of action, but there not really having sex.......It just looks like it. ;D
No way!?! I've just paid my monthly subscription fee for that! :o ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:47 pm
Howard's gonna do a bit o' dry humpin then?
Lol. Riding the air waves. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:48 pm
So it's going to be an adult cookery programme?  ;D
She's going to be the one that's cooking. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/13/05 at 2:48 pm
Lol. Riding the air waves. ;D
Spurtin at the moon
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:48 pm
More like the Spice Channel......lots of action, but there not really having sex.......It just looks like it. ;D
fake sex
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 09/13/05 at 2:53 pm
why not pork and beans? ::)
Meat and two veg...?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 2:54 pm
why not pork and beans? ::)
She doesn't want food on her,maybe condiments ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:56 pm
She's going to be the one that's cooking. ;D
You're either going to steam or stew for a bit. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 2:57 pm
Spurtin at the moon
The white Roman Candle. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:00 pm
You're either going to steam or stew for a bit. ;D
There's going to be a whole load of steam,alright ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:09 pm
There's going to be a whole load of steam,alright ;) ;D
Maybe to boiling point. :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:21 pm
Maybe to boiling point. :)
Yes I'll be boiling
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/13/05 at 3:21 pm
She doesn't want food on her
So I guess your hopes of "Stick A Fork In Her, She's Done" are killed? :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:22 pm
So I guess your hopes of "Stick A Fork In Her, She's Done" are killed? :D
'Stick a fork in her, he's done' more like. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:23 pm
So I guess your hopes of "Stick A Fork In Her, She's Done" are killed? :D
Yes,I guess I can't film right now
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/14/05 at 8:55 pm
It sounds like a porno... Maybe I just have a dirty mind.
From YWN.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/14/05 at 9:30 pm
I believe that this is the first time I have been quoted on this message board. I don't think the quote is funny out of context though.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/14/05 at 9:31 pm
I believe that this is the first time I have been quoted on this message board. I don't think the quote is funny out of context though.
I believe this is the second time... I find it hilarious!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/15/05 at 5:07 am
I believe that this is the first time I have been quoted on this message board. I don't think the quote is funny out of context though.
It amused me cause it had "porno" in it. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/15/05 at 10:29 am
So easily amused, my friend... So easily amused. ;)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/15/05 at 3:44 pm
"Robin,Why the hell Are You calling me From The Bathroom"? ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/15/05 at 4:13 pm
"Robin,Why the hell Are You calling me From The Bathroom"? ::)
Dude, Howard. "Forum" quotes. ;D
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 09/15/05 at 4:15 pm
Dude, Howard. "Forum" quotes. ;D
As in "quotes from the forum" not "quotes FOR the forum".
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/15/05 at 5:02 pm
"Robin,Why the hell Are You calling me From The Bathroom"? ::)
A+
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/15/05 at 8:49 pm
"A +"
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/16/05 at 3:35 pm
Dude, Howard. "Forum" quotes. ;D
Beth
Well,she didn't have to worry about me,I was just doing my duty ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 09/17/05 at 11:52 am
Not exactly a quote.. but still looks a little funny:
Left or right shoulder? - A Poll for the Ladies « 1 2 » CeramicsFanatic 23 138 Today at 11:14:22 AM
by Bobby
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/17/05 at 11:54 am
Not exactly a quote.. but still looks a little funny:
Left or right shoulder? - A Poll for the Ladies « 1 2 » CeramicsFanatic 23 138  Today at 11:14:22 AM
by BobbyÂÂ
Ha ha!
I break the stereotypical notion that it's only women who hang bags over their shoulder. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/17/05 at 12:07 pm
I'm quoting myself.
Your mom's face!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 09/17/05 at 12:08 pm
I'm quoting myself.
Yes . . . Very nice, YWN. ::) :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/19/05 at 6:36 pm
"Wow Robin both your sisters are so hot" ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/19/05 at 6:38 pm
"Wow Robin both your sisters are so hot" ;D
...quickly followed by Robin slapping the hell out of Howard's face.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/19/05 at 6:48 pm
...quickly followed by Robin slapping the hell out of Howard's face.
No,it was both directed to Robin and her sisters.It was a compliment
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/19/05 at 6:49 pm
No,it was both directed to Robin and her sisters.It was a compliment
Yeah, I know what it was... ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/19/05 at 6:50 pm
Yeah, I know what it was... ;D
YWN both of your sisters are really hot!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/19/05 at 6:51 pm
YWN both of your sisters are really hot!
I only have one sister. :o
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/19/05 at 6:53 pm
I only have one sister. :o
As far as you know
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/19/05 at 6:55 pm
As far as you know
Who's been getting who pregnant again!? (cocks gun)
Howard: You just said "cock"!!
(shoots Howard)
Howard: You just said "shoot"! Like, "shoot your load"!
(shoots Howard again)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/19/05 at 6:56 pm
Who's been getting who pregnant again!? (cocks gun)
Howard: You just said "cock"!!
(shoots Howard)
Howard: You just said "shoot"! Like, "shoot your load"!
(shoots Howard again)
Howard is a naughty word.. stand in the corner and touch your cat!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/19/05 at 7:03 pm
Howard is a naughty word.. stand in the corner and touch your cat!
No it isn't. ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/19/05 at 7:03 pm
Howard is a naughty word.. stand in the corner and touch your cat!
HEY!!! >:(
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/19/05 at 9:30 pm
"Wow Robin both your sisters are so hot" ;D
Oh, Howard--you're gonna get yourself into trouble saying those things. And by the way (CoughFORUMQUOTES!!!Cough)
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/19/05 at 9:49 pm
Howard is also hot. :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 7:57 am
This was yesterday, but...
"Very Nice BM :)"
 -- Howard
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/20/05 at 8:10 am
This was yesterday, but...
"Very Nice BM :)"
 -- Howard
You mean you're not going to quote what Howard said to the guy at work yesterday? ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 8:11 am
You mean you're not going to quote what Howard said to the guy at work yesterday? ::)
I'm surprised we've gone this far without quoting something about Robin.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/20/05 at 8:13 am
I'm surprised we've gone this far without quoting something about Robin.
Really ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 8:18 am
Really ;D ;D
That reminds me, this morning Robin said, "Did you sleep well last night?" I think it had something to do with sex!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/20/05 at 8:22 am
That reminds me, this morning Robin said, "Did you sleep well last night?" I think it had something to do with sex!
Yes, and then Howard said, "Yes, I had a dream of you and my frankfurter." ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/20/05 at 9:14 am
Oh, Howard--you're gonna get yourself into trouble saying those things. And by the way (CoughFORUMQUOTES!!!Cough)
Beth
Well Unfortunately for me Beth I didn't get into trouble. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/20/05 at 9:15 am
Howard is also hot. :D
Thank You.It runs in the family ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/20/05 at 9:16 am
Yes, and then Howard said, "Yes, I had a dream of you and my frankfurter." ::)
She wishes she had a dream about that. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/20/05 at 2:39 pm
She wishes she had a dream about that. ;D
No that would be called a nightmare. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 3:33 pm
No that would be called a nightmare. ;) ;D
Would it be Your Worst Nightmare? ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/20/05 at 3:34 pm
Would it be Your Worst Nightmare?  ::)
Mine and hers. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tam on 09/21/05 at 12:41 am
Andrea today:
Check the awesome grammer!!!! ;D
you ain't right. ::)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 09/21/05 at 12:44 am
Andrea today:
Check the awesome grammer!!!! ;D
Tam today:
Check the awesome spelling!!! ;D
(Grammar. G-R-A-M-M-A-R. Grammar.) :-*
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tam on 09/21/05 at 12:58 am
Tam today:
Check the awesome spelling!!! ;D
(Grammar. G-R-A-M-M-A-R. Grammar.) :-*
BITE ME!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/21/05 at 5:00 pm
No that would be called a nightmare. ;) ;D
http://folk.uio.no/tfredvik/amo/jpg/frankfurterTMB.jpg
Robin has never had a dream about these before. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/21/05 at 6:31 pm
http://folk.uio.no/tfredvik/amo/jpg/frankfurterTMB.jpg
Robin has never had a dream about these before. ;D
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
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*inhale*
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
Beth
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 09/23/05 at 3:50 pm
Good Food is like a nice woman.One you smell and taste her,She's all ecstacy in your mouth. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/26/05 at 3:43 pm
Thanks to YWN I remembered to post this delightful quote.
Eugh! Grab it firmly that's what I say. :)
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/26/05 at 6:29 pm
Here is my quote of the day found in the Longest Thread.
Ah! I'll take a look at your member details if you like, Phil. ;)
;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/26/05 at 6:58 pm
Bobby has been so naughty lately. :P :D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Tam on 09/26/05 at 7:11 pm
Bobby has been so naughty lately. :P :D
No kidding!!
He 'bout knocked me out of my chair last night with this quote: ;D
Re: Don't you hate it when...
Ha ha! You would have teeth marks all over you by now. ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 09/26/05 at 7:13 pm
No kidding!!
He 'bout knocked me out of my chair last night with this quote: ;D
Re: Don't you hate it when...
LOL Yeah, that was an interesting one. ;D ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/01/05 at 8:09 am
You can shove your innuendo, upueendo!
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/01/05 at 8:11 am
Was this quote meant to be funny?
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/01/05 at 8:12 am
Was this quote meant to be funny?
...
Yes.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/01/05 at 8:14 am
...
Yes.
What the hell is a upueendo? ;D
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/01/05 at 8:16 am
What the hell is a upueendo? ;D
Please tell me you are joking.
Subject: Re: Forum Quotes Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/01/05 at 8:27 am
Oh my God.. that's beautiful.