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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/01/05 at 7:44 am
It's all good.. just avoid posting anything too.. well, intimate.
I'll try not too even if it gets a little steamy ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/01/05 at 7:45 am
Sometimes I wonder about that quote under your avatar Howie.
'Mature Grown Up'  ::)
Just call me Immature Grown Up ;D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 3:18 pm
"Screw you, this pair of headphones."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/05 at 6:24 pm
This is the alleged phone conversation my twelve year old brother had this morning...
Woman: Is this the Ross family?
My brother: Uh...no, not really, it's the Trigg family now, but sure.
Woman: Are you Justin's mother or sister?
My brother: No...I'm his brother.
Woman: .......So.....you're his....brother. Are you kin to Justin?
My brother: Yeah, I'm his brother.
Woman: How are you kin to Justin?
My brother: ...I'm his brother.
I honestly believe I would have lost patience with this woman if I had picked up the phone instead of my brother. Here's the conversation we would probably have...
Woman: Is this the Ross family?
Me: No, but Justin Ross is my half-brother, who lives with us.
Woman: Are you his father or brother?
Me: I'm his brother.
Woman: Are you kin to Justin?
Me: I told you, I'm his brother.
Woman: How are you kin to Justin?
Me: I don't know, you tell me.
Woman: ...I...
Me: We've just established that I am his brother, and you are now asking me how I am kin to him.
How do you think I'm kin to him?
Woman: Er...
I imagine it would end in me insulting her many times. Lord, I hate stupid people.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/01/05 at 6:27 pm
Woman: Are you Justin's mother or sister?
My brother: No...I'm his brother.
Aww, hahahahahhaha ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/05 at 6:46 pm
Aww, hahahahahhaha ;D
Yeah, he's twelve, but he looks and sounds nine. I was mistaken for my dad the other day...someone asking for donations.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 8:04 pm
Me: So, meet any hot chicks lately?
Justin: Actually, I'm gay.
Me: Air Guitar Solo?
Justin: You know it.
And we both solo-ed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/05 at 8:05 pm
Me: So, meet any hot chicks lately?
Justin: Actually, I'm gay.
Me: Air Guitar Solo?
Justin: You know it.
And we both solo-ed.
A little bit too much detail there, Andrew! What are you trying to do, pull a Howard on us?
Unless...I totally misinterpreted the phrase "Air Guitar Solo".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 8:08 pm
A little bit too much detail there, Andrew! What are you trying to do, pull a Howard on us?
Unless...I totally misinterpreted the phrase "Air Guitar Solo".
Um.... think:
http://samus.ardvaark.net/media/photos/2002-08-24%20Jess%20and%20Rob's%20Wedding/Hedda%20Air%20Guitar.jpg
Not:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2005/04/03/ngay03.jpg http://www.thamesclassicalguitars.com/Brazilian%20front%202_thumb.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/05 at 8:10 pm
Yeah, I've got such a dirty mind. To me, everything is an innuendo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 8:14 pm
It was INSANE!!!!
By the way, you used "Grandmother" twice.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/02/05 at 4:01 pm
"Hmm... did you do the lesson?"
"No."
"Well, here's some candy and extra credit."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/02/05 at 5:26 pm
Yeah, I've got such a dirty mind. To me, everything is an innuendo.ÂÂ
Is your dirty mind just like mine? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 11/02/05 at 5:32 pm
Office Hypochondriac: My kidney infection led to pink eye.
Me: You have pink eye? That's contagious why are you here! I don't want pink eye!
Office Hypo: I only have one kidney.
Me: speechless.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/02/05 at 8:50 pm
Today, to say goodbye after I had to go to lunch, my girlfriend kissed me multiple times.. a short make-out session, if you would. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it a LOT.. but it just seemed like a lot, and so soon. But my friend was like:
"Dude, oh my God. She's gonna be, like, raping you every day by the time two weeks are passed."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 9:05 pm
"I'm not sure if I can stop saying sh*t..."
--SmarterChild
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 9:07 pm
TopTrig12: Shut up, biatch.
SmarterChild: You shut up.
TopTrig12: Oh, now it's on!
SmarterChild: But is it really on?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 9:11 pm
TopTrig12: Christmas sucks
SmarterChild: I hate to say it, but I disagree with you.
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TopTrig12: I hate to say it, but you're an asshole.
SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.
TopTrig12: Your mom was nice last night.
SmarterChild: I'm mom? Maybe not.
TopTrig12: OH MY GOD.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 9:15 pm
TopTrig12: 532634623632625424782175073087409275901275097293472957297590127905791287
SmarterChild: That number's so big, it hurts my head! Here's another: 63,800,153,704,521,763,157.
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TopTrig12: Yeah, we have no lives.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/02/05 at 9:17 pm
"Yes, and they ALL had their way with me before you showed up."
"He took it up the anus, it's true!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 9:19 pm
Me: Heyyy!
Dominic: I know you.
Me: Yep.
Dominic: Your house smells funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/02/05 at 9:20 pm
"GENTLEMEN!!! I give you... FAT FREE COOKIES THAT DON'T SKIMP OUT ON THE FLAVOR FACTOR!!!"
"Wow, really?"
"Yes. Now eat!"
"Oh, boy, this is going to be great!"
*explosion*
"OR DOES IT, ANDREW?! OR DOES IT JUST EXPLOOOOOOOODE?!!! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!"
Oh man, that was great.. it turned out so well. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/02/05 at 9:28 pm
"I'm not sure if I can stop saying sh*t..."
 --SmarterChild
Dude, you got Smarterchild to swear..?! I'm impressed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 9:29 pm
Dude, you got Smarterchild to swear..?! I'm impressed.
I was tempted to make him apologize to me...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/02/05 at 9:34 pm
I was tempted to make him apologize to me...
Tried it. He refuses. Too proud, I suppose. Bastard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 9:38 pm
TopTrig12: Apologize to me.
SmarterChild: Why?
TopTrig12: Apologize.
SmarterChild: For what?
TopTrig12: You know.
SmarterChild: I know exactly what you're saying.
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TopTrig12: So apologize.
SmarterChild: What for?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/03/05 at 12:40 am
"GENTLEMEN!!! I give you... FAT FREE COOKIES THAT DON'T SKIMP OUT ON THE FLAVOR FACTOR!!!"
"Wow, really?"
"Yes. Now eat!"
"Oh, boy, this is going to be great!"
*explosion*
"OR DOES IT, ANDREW?! OR DOES IT JUST EXPLOOOOOOOODE?!!! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!"
wait, let me guess... that went in your video?
if so, BRAVO! That's pure.. GENIUS!
post it somehow someday
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/03/05 at 3:20 pm
wait, let me guess... that went in your video?
Nope, I exploded. It was just a regular conversation.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/03/05 at 3:22 pm
"No, he talks to the sink!"- Unibrow, from Chem today.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/03/05 at 3:35 pm
"I'm not sure if I can stop saying sh*t..."
 --SmarterChild
Then stop saying it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/03/05 at 6:18 pm
Then stop saying it.
;D It's a robot, man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/03/05 at 10:30 pm
At a clothing store today:
Old Lady: Could you come over here so I can ask you something?
Me: Sure.. *Walks over to old lady*
Old Lady: I'm trying to find a sweater for my granddaughter. She's 20, and very stylish.
Me: Okay...
Old Lady: *Holds up the most god-awful looking sweater I've ever seen* Now, I need to know...Does this sweater turn you on?
Me: *Tries not to laugh* Uh...
Old Lady: Does it? Look at it, and just tell me if it turns you on.
Me: Well, I..I..guess so...
Old Lady: So, you think I should buy it for her..?
Me: Honestly? I don't think it's that great-looking. Maybe you should keep searching. I know I wouldn't wear it, but that's just me..
Old Lady: So..this sweater doesn't turn you on, then?
Me: Er..no, no it doesn't.
Old Lady: Okay, thanks for your help, sweetie.
...Wtf?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/03/05 at 10:35 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Wow... I just had a threeway with Dominic and Beth.
of course, he has no idea what he's talking about.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/03/05 at 10:37 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Wow... I just had a threeway with Dominic and Beth.
CLARIFY THAT..!!!! >:-{
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 11/03/05 at 11:07 pm
At a clothing store today:
Old Lady: Could you come over here so I can ask you something?
Me: Sure.. *Walks over to old lady*
Old Lady: I'm trying to find a sweater for my granddaughter. She's 20, and very stylish.
Me: Okay...
Old Lady: *Holds up the most god-awful looking sweater I've ever seen* Now, I need to know...Does this sweater turn you on?
Me: *Tries not to laugh* Uh...
Old Lady: Does it? Look at it, and just tell me if it turns you on.
Me: Well, I..I..guess so...
Old Lady: So, you think I should buy it for her..?
Me: Honestly? I don't think it's that great-looking. Maybe you should keep searching. I know I wouldn't wear it, but that's just me..
Old Lady: So..this sweater doesn't turn you on, then?
Me: Er..no, no it doesn't.
Old Lady: Okay, thanks for your help, sweetie.
...Wtf?
maha!! *claps hands* yay for not letting her buy it..*raises eyebrows* re her query ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/04/05 at 10:51 am
My mom said all of these...
"You must belong to some Yankee somewhere."
"I've been looking at pictures of Tom Cruise and his girlfriend, and...I think she's hypnotized."
"I wouldn't wish Pensacola Christian College on you." THANK GOD!!
"Hey, where are you doing with my french toast, you little FRENCH TOAST STEALER!!?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 11/04/05 at 10:59 am
My Grandma was always saying: "If you don't put some socks on your feet, you're going to have female problems when you get older".
I guess men don't need to wear socks.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/04/05 at 11:00 am
My Grandma was always saying: "If you don't put some socks on your feet, you're going to have female problems when you get older".
I guess men don't need to wear socks.
Our private parts provide warmth for our entire bodies. In fact, we wear clothes just for modesty's sake.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 11/04/05 at 11:11 am
Our private parts provide warmth for our entire bodies. In fact, we wear clothes just for modesty's sake.
That explains a lot completely unrelated to wearing socks......
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/04/05 at 12:37 pm
maha!! *claps hands* yay for not letting her buy it..*raises eyebrows* re her query ;D
I couldn't let her buy it..! The sweater turned me on so much, I wanted it all to myself. Muahaha..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/04/05 at 3:45 pm
"I wouldn't wish Pensacola Christian College on you." THANK GOD!!
Smart woman, your mom is.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/04/05 at 4:07 pm
Our private parts provide warmth for our entire bodies. In fact, we wear clothes just for modesty's sake.
Does that work well for women too? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/05/05 at 5:33 pm
Colby: Dude! DUDE!
Me: What?
Colby: Since tonight is so emotional, you two should do it, and then she should hang your underwear from the flagpole!
Me: Um... what the f--k? I'm all for the first part.. but why the underwear hanging?
Colby: Because it's f--king hilarious!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/05/05 at 11:35 pm
TopTrig12: I want you to call me "you bastard".
SmarterChild: I don't think that's appropriate.
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TopTrig12: I don't care.
SmarterChild: Oh, someday you will, I think.
TopTrig12: Shut up. My name is "you bastard".
SmarterChild: That's really uncool.
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TopTrig12: What's my name?
SmarterChild: Toptrig12!
TopTrig12: No
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
TopTrig12: You bastard
SmarterChild: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/05/05 at 11:39 pm
TopTrig12: You are a foo'.
SmarterChild: I don't know, it's kinda strange that you think a robot is sexy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/06/05 at 12:29 am
Jess - You can't call me a spag you spag
Andrew - ... you.. you really are a spag aren't you
Jess - Shhhuurup.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/06/05 at 8:14 pm
Hahahaha... god, I love Colby.
"Stop making fun of my name because it's cheese!!!"
Colby's freaking hilarious. ;D
Tonight:
My Aunt: Andrew, you have a girlfriend?
Me: Yep.
Aunt: She's SEVENTEEN?
Me: Yep.
Aunt: You aren't sh-tting me, are you?
;D It's funny, because she's from the Phillipines, and has a very pronounced Asian accent.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/07/05 at 5:38 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/07/05 at 10:46 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
... ARRGGHAHAHAHAHA! Howard you sly dog you ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/07/05 at 10:47 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
OH NO..you didn't!! :o
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/07/05 at 10:50 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/miltonpost.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/07/05 at 10:50 pm
OH NO..you didn't!! :o
Robin went for a ride on the big dipper
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 11/08/05 at 10:58 am
My mate and me were talking in art about the film Team America (which I haven't seen, but I want to!);
Mate: Have you seen Team America?
Me: No, I want to though
Mate: They're so racist!
Me: heh, it's the makers of South Park, i'm not surprised!
Mate: This one bit, one of them says "The terrorist escaped down Dackalackalacka street!"
I was in friggin' stitches, and worse, a teacher came in the room while I was rolling around on the table laughing. I couldn't keep a straight face when he was telling me off! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 3:17 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
....
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Did it really happen? Did It?
Wait, don't answer that.
Anyway.. From Math today:
Mrs. Rank: There's only two globes, though, so you kids are gonna have to, like, beat off each other for them.
Rest of class: *misses blatant innuendo*
Me: Alright, Beth first. Then Bandrew.
Class: *all but Scott miss innuendo... they all have this stupid look on their faces*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 3:20 pm
OH NO..you didn't!! :o
Erin :)
Yes I did. Her and I dry humped ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 3:38 pm
Yes I did. Her and I dry humped ;D
........
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 3:40 pm
........
My girlfriend got Howardized. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 3:41 pm
My girlfriend got Howardized. ;D
He was the first man i could think of with a Moustache ;D
In retrospect, i'm sure there is a better likeness of you on the Internet.
Did you get Robinated?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 3:44 pm
He was the first man i could think of with a Moustache ;D
In retrospect, i'm sure there is a better likeness of you on the Internet.
Did you get Robinated?
How does one Robinate? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 3:49 pm
How does one Robinate? ;D
I think it's the female version of Howardizing
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 3:52 pm
I think it's the female version of Howardizing
I'm going to tell Robin that. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 5:02 pm
Mrs. Rank: There's only two globes, though, so you kids are gonna have to, like, beat off each other for them.
Rest of class: *misses blatant innuendo*
Me: Alright, Beth first. Then Bandrew.
Class: *all but Scott miss innuendo... they all have this stupid look on their faces*
Wow, being homeschooled and all, I was worried that that kind of schooling was only taught in my house, but now I see that it is a mainstream method of teaching.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 5:04 pm
Wow, being homeschooled and all, I was worried that that kind of schooling was only taught in my house, but now I see that it is a mainstream method of teaching.
Umm.. mutual masturbation?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 5:07 pm
Umm.. mutual masturbation?
Yeah. I thought it was just a thing with my family. We have to spend a lot on lubrications.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 5:09 pm
Yeah. I thought it was just a thing with my family. We have to spend a lot on lubrications.
Umm... that's disgusting.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 5:11 pm
Umm... that's disgusting.
What, you do it at your school! Hypocrite.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 5:12 pm
What, you do it at your school! Hypocrite.
Note that none of those people are in my FAMILY.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 5:34 pm
Note that none of those people are in my FAMILY.
As far as you know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 5:34 pm
As far as you know.
Well, if that's the case, I have some pretty hot family members... :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 5:36 pm
Well, if that's the case, I have some pretty hot family members... :D
... As far as i know.
That makes less sense than it could do..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 5:42 pm
Note that none of those people are in my FAMILY.
Yeah, but...
Fine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 5:44 pm
Yeah, but...ÂÂ
Fine.
That's RIGHT! Now go get me a sandwich.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 5:45 pm
That's RIGHT! Now go get me a sandwich.
If I were Howard, I would make a disgusting innuendo about mayonnaise...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 5:48 pm
If I were Howard, I would make a disgusting innuendo about mayonnaise...
DUDE.. there's a Momus song that begins almost every line with "If My Name Were Howard".. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/05 at 5:50 pm
DUDE.. there's a Momus song that begins almost every line with "If My Name Were Howard".. ;D
let me guess the name...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 5:56 pm
let me guess the name...
Guess.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/05 at 6:01 pm
Guess.
If My Name Were Howard?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 6:05 pm
If My Name Were Howard?
No. It's called "Adam Green".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 6:06 pm
No. It's called "Adam Green".
Check it out.. it's a hilarious song.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/08/05 at 11:28 pm
Yes I did. Her and I dry humped ;D
:o :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/08/05 at 11:31 pm
Yes I did. Her and I dry humped ;D
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/disgust.jpg
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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/miltonpost.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/09/05 at 3:40 am
'Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery' ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/09/05 at 8:32 am
This morning...Vaughn talking to myself....
Vaughn: Pap Pap likes to eat peanuts, he uses a cracker cracker.
Me: A nut cracker?
Vaughn: Yes.
Me: Do you like to eat nuts?
Vaughn: No, well Pap Pap gives me some....but it makes me hyper!!
LOLOLOLOL!! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/09/05 at 9:36 am
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." says:
Marsh...with Dom's voice.....that's what I want my child to be like.
(li)Carpe Noctem(li): "I will not become a mere memory..." says:
Well, if we have Marsh with Dom's voice, and Dom with Dom's voice... ... no.
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." says:
I'm completely replacing Dominic with Marshal.
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." says:
And leaving his voice.
(li)Carpe Noctem(li): "I will not become a mere memory..." says:
...
(li)Carpe Noctem(li): "I will not become a mere memory..." says:
... You sick, sick bastard.
Yeah, but you're the boyfriend of the sick bastard! So what does that make you, huh!? HUH!?
Hey...what's wrong with my voice?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/09/05 at 3:07 pm
'Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery'  ;D
I had a camp counselor who butchered the pronunciation of the word "flattery"... and we were doing a play, and this is what happened at a rehearsal:
Couneslor: Alright, now you read that line when we run through EXACTLY how I did.
Sullivan (that was the character name, I forget the guy's name): but, uh..
C: Don't question, just read it JUST LIKE I DID.
Sullivan: Allright.
Then, at the play:
Sullivan: Oh, Miss Johnson. Flatta-ray-ray will get you nowhere.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/09/05 at 3:18 pm
Dr Zant - Ok, is everyone ready for the exam?
Andrew - OH F*CK!
Dr Zant - Am i to assume Mr Rock hasn't studied for this exam?
Andrew - Phd At work there huh.
;D He's a decent guy.. he didn't throw anything at me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/09/05 at 4:39 pm
Yeah, but you're the boyfriend of the sick bastard! So what does that make you, huh!? HUH!?
Hey...what's wrong with my voice?ÂÂ
Nothing, Marsh. Your voice is adorable. Like a newborn kitten on Christmas day.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/09/05 at 4:53 pm
If I were Howard, I would make a disgusting innuendo about mayonnaise...
I have nothing to say about mayonaise. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/09/05 at 7:26 pm
Nothing, Marsh. Your voice is adorable. Like a newborn kitten on Christmas day.
Hey, did you get to listen to Dominic on AIM or MSN?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/05 at 8:19 pm
Hey, did you get to listen to Dominic on AIM or MSN?
No she didn't.
You didn't.
None of us have.
Also, I think she meant she's replacing my voice with you
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 11/09/05 at 8:33 pm
My daughter and I after watching a commercial for a Strawberry Shortcake DVD that their selling at Family Christian Bookstore.
Her: Are they making Strawberry Shortcake, like, all christian now?
Me: Well, I don't think she was very hardcore before.
Her: This is definately going on my My Space! :D
Me: This is definately going on my inthe00s! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/09/05 at 8:49 pm
;D Hardcore "Strawberry Shortcake".. I can only imagine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/09/05 at 8:58 pm
Strawberry Shortcake is very Christian. She's never missed an episode of the 700 Club and she always donates to those obscure evangelists on television who claim God wants you to give them money.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/05 at 10:20 pm
Strawberry shortcake... wouldn't you know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/09/05 at 10:22 pm
Hey, did you get to listen to Dominic on AIM or MSN?
Nope, he posted his voice, remember..?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/05 at 10:25 pm
Nope, he posted his voice, remember..?
I remember!
... hehe
I'm listening to Bright Eyes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/09/05 at 10:26 pm
I remember!
... hehe
I'm listening to Bright Eyes
Good boy..! What song?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/05 at 10:28 pm
Good boy..! What song?
I woke up with this song in my head....
yeah, I'm listening to something better than launhcast radio ! :o
go to Luke's xanga and click on the last.fm. link
join
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/10/05 at 11:32 am
My daughter and I after watching a commercial for a Strawberry Shortcake DVD that their selling at Family Christian Bookstore.
Her: Are they making Strawberry Shortcake, like, all christian now?
Me: Well, I don't think she was very hardcore before.
Her: This is definately going on my My Space! :D
Me: This is definately going on my inthe00s! ;DÂÂ
that's a good one! ;)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 3:39 pm
In band, some guy got first chair, only because he's a few grades older then me. However, I can challenge for that chair. But I have to inform him of the challenge.
Me (to my section leader in Band): So, Brandon... on a scale of one to ten, h-
Brandon: I'd f--king cut you!
Me: -ow would y-
Brandon: I would f--king cut you with my knife.
Me: -ou feel if you weren't first chair anymore?
Brandon: I SAID I'd cut you!
Me: Brandon, you're being vague. I need a number.
Brandon: I can carve a "10" on your entrails.
Me: So, 10? Hmm.. that's a better reaction then I thought.
Brandon: No, you don't understand.. I'm going to CARVE IT INTO YOUR ENTRAILS. After I CUT You.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 8:10 pm
My house is very cold, and my friend is having a sheeshty weekend.
Brett: This weekend's gonna suck. My dad's making me help him cut firewood, cause our house has to be fueled by wood. ALL FREAKING WINTER'S-WORTH OF WOOD. Christ, it takes forever. "Brett, you're gonna learn how much work goes into keeping this family warm."
Me: You know how we avoid this? By keeping MY house at a steady Negative Eight-Thousand degrees year round! I swear, even in the summer, I remember thinking "Boy, I need a sweater" then going outside and getting a sunburn in under 30 minutes. I wonder what it is about my house that it's freezing and dark, even when the outside world is warm and sunny.
Bandrew: Your dad, maybe?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/10/05 at 8:58 pm
In band, some guy got first chair, only because he's a few grades older then me. However, I can challenge for that chair. But I have to inform him of the challenge.
Me (to my section leader in Band): So, Brandon... on a scale of one to ten, h-
Brandon: I'd f--king cut you!
Me: -ow would y-
Brandon: I would f--king cut you with my knife.
Me: -ou feel if you weren't first chair anymore?
Brandon: I SAID I'd cut you!
Me: Brandon, you're being vague. I need a number.
Brandon: I can carve a "10" on your entrails.
Me: So, 10? Hmm.. that's a better reaction then I thought.
Brandon: No, you don't understand.. I'm going to CARVE IT INTO YOUR ENTRAILS. After I CUT You.
okay. THIS is funny, funny stuff.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 9:07 pm
okay. THIS is funny, funny stuff.
Well, that's Brandon for ya. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 12:15 am
Wes: This would be the easiest class to skip.
Me: Why?
Wes: The bleachers.
Me: ... It'd be an easy class to skip because it has bleachers?
Wes: Yeah, after he takes attendance and we go outside.. just slip under them and hang out.
Me: Ah, yes... but you'd be pretty bored. Is it really worth skipping class if you're just gonna sit under the bleachers all period?
Wes: Well, that's why you bring entertainment. PSP, DS--
Me: --Whoa, I thought you were gonna say penis there, not PS--
Wes: And porn!
Me: ... O.o;;
Actually.. me and Gormo worked out the easiest way to skip class..
Gorm - This class is sheesh
Mr Higgins - Sit down!
Gorm - Sod off, Andy you comin?
Me - Yer alright then
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 12:16 am
Actually.. me and Gormo worked out the easiest way to skip class..
Gorm - This class is sheesh
Mr Higgins - Sit down!
Gorm - Sod off, Andy you comin?
Me - Yer alright then
;D
"Sheesh", huh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 12:19 am
"Sheesh", huh?
Me and gorm hardly ever went to school ;D
I got about a 55-60% attendance my last year, he got about 40%.
Occasionally we'd be in a class, one of us would decide it was crap and we'd just leave.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 12:28 am
Me and gorm hardly ever went to school ;D
I got about a 55-60% attendance my last year, he got about 40%.
Occasionally we'd be in a class, one of us would decide it was crap and we'd just leave.
Wait, is Gorm the one you're gonna "hook me up" with? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 1:24 am
Wait, is Gorm the one you're gonna "hook me up" with? ;D
yes.
Gorm, the man without..
Any formal education.
Any practical education.
The ability to read past the level of a 9 year old.
Basic Mathamatical skills.
A job.
A car.
A home.
Gorm, the man with..
Several large scars on his head.
A serious drug problem.
An alcohol problem.
A genital wart.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 1:26 am
yes.
Gorm, the man without..
Any formal education.
Any practical education.
The ability to read past the level of a 9 year old.
Basic Mathamatical skills.
A job.
A car.
A home.
Gorm, the man with..
Several large scars on his head.
A serious drug problem.
An alcohol problem.
A genital wart. <----
Well, I was a little unsure of it, reading through the list...but that one sold me..!
Give me DA HOOK-UP..! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 1:32 am
Well, I was a little unsure of it, reading through the list...but that one sold me..!
Give me DA HOOK-UP..! :D
Your welcome to his cell phone number, but i dunno if he has it anymore. I know he had to get rid of his home phone ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 2:18 am
Your welcome to his cell phone number, but i dunno if he has it anymore. I know he had to get rid of his home phone ;D
s'okay, I think I'll pass. I'm spoken for. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/05 at 11:13 am
A genital wart.
You know this... how?
Actually.. me and Gormo worked out the easiest way to skip class..
Gorm - This class is sheesh
Mr Higgins - Sit down!
Gorm - Sod off, Andy you comin?
Me - Yer alright then
HAHAHA
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 1:55 pm
You know this... how?
HAHAHA
I spoke to his Doctor.. ::)
It's.. it's sad really.. that our school cared so little ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/11/05 at 3:07 pm
To Robin: "Are you open 24/7"? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 4:17 pm
Me and gorm hardly ever went to school ;D
I got about a 55-60% attendance my last year, he got about 40%.
Occasionally we'd be in a class, one of us would decide it was crap and we'd just leave.
I have a friend who got, I think, 30% attendance rate.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 4:34 pm
I have a friend who got, I think, 30% attendance rate.
Now that.. is impressive.
We had to go at least some of the time, otherwise they call the 'Truant Police' ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 4:46 pm
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but there's seriously a cat on my head, and I think we're going grocery shopping.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: Hahaha
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: M'kay
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Talk to you tonight, probably. I love you.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I Love you, too, Snyder
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: ....
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I mean Beth
...
...
...
...
:o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 5:02 pm
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but there's seriously a cat on my head, and I think we're going grocery shopping.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: Hahaha
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: M'kay
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Talk to you tonight, probably. I love you.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I Love you, too, Snyder
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: ....
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I mean Beth
...
...
...
...
:o
Um.. what the f--k?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/11/05 at 10:29 pm
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but there's seriously a cat on my head, and I think we're going grocery shopping.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: Hahaha
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: M'kay
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Talk to you tonight, probably. I love you.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I Love you, too, Snyder
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: ....
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I mean Beth
...
...
...
...
:o
um....was that a joke or totally for real? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 10:31 pm
um....was that a joke or totally for real? ???
The world may never know...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 10:31 pm
It must be because of that Andrew... He's so damn sexy, I just can't compete.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/05 at 10:41 pm
It must be because of that Andrew... He's so damn sexy, I just can't compete.
hey, stop complimenting my hubby!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 11:12 pm
It must be because of that Andrew... He's so damn sexy, I just can't compete.
hey, stop complimenting my hubby!
See? EVERYBODY wants some. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Lady Beard on 11/12/05 at 12:01 am
I've seen Andrew's picture. He seems like a well built fellow
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/12/05 at 12:07 am
Uh-oh, is this turning into another Andrew Humping Spree? Where's Marsh when ya need him..?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Lady Beard on 11/12/05 at 12:09 am
Uh-oh, is this turning into another Andrew Humping Spree? Where's Marsh when ya need him..?
I just hope he took the pill... oops, I mean...
Well, protection is readily prepared, I hope?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 4:05 pm
hey, stop complimenting my hubby!
Wait, when did this happen.....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/14/05 at 12:07 pm
co-worker Janie: "something's wrong with my eyes. I keep seeing the word 'hooker.'"
????
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/14/05 at 9:23 pm
today Vaughn was being his usual onary self......
while we were in the car coming home from picking up Chris he started saying things that were not too nice....
Vaughn: "stupid s hit butt".....(don't ask me where he got that one) ::)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/14/05 at 9:32 pm
Wait, when did this happen.....
um, a little before you got Lauren... I was first, man. I WAS FIRST!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/14/05 at 9:46 pm
um, a little before you got Lauren... I was first, man. I WAS FIRST!
Dammit... I gotta stop getting drunk and taking a bus to California...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/14/05 at 11:04 pm
Dammit... I gotta stop getting drunk and taking a bus to California...
actually, we both went to Mexico and had a little fiesta...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/15/05 at 6:28 am
The Past Is The Present To Your Future.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/15/05 at 10:02 am
The Past Is The Present To Your Future.
hmm. um, wait. uh? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/18/05 at 11:58 pm
tonight Vaughn and I were playing hide and seek around the house. It was my turn to hide....so, Chris was working on the computer...so I knelt down beside him and hid there. Vaughn could NOT find me at all. He even came into the room where I was at, and still didn't see me! LOL! So...everytime he left the room I would say, "Vaughn"....and he would come running back in.....
so...
Me: Vaughn!!
Vaughn: Where are you? I can't find you (runs back into the room where I am crouching down in my hiding place) Are you in here?
Me: Yes (in a muffled, far away sound)
Vaughn: (looks puzzled toward Chris and says in the most serious of tones) Are you in his belly?
Me: (trying to hold back oodles of laughter) NO!!
So....he came over and peeked on the other side of Chris and FINALLY saw me!!! LOL!
It was so cute/funny! :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/19/05 at 12:05 am
Me, my mom, and my sister, in the car:
Brandy: I hate old people. UGH, I HATE them. They should all be shipped to an Island.
My mom: Hey, I'm gonna be old soon, what about me?
Brandy: *acknowledges my mom, then continues to talk* Shipped to an island and beat
Me: Yeah, and then after the beatings they shall be skinned and made into LazyBoy recliners
Brandy: Without food
My mom: Hey..!
Me: And whipped across the face with broken lawn chairs.
Brandy and Me: .. Hahahahaha!!!
My mom: ... ...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/19/05 at 12:31 am
My mom: ... ...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/19/05 at 12:33 am
hahaha...I won't answer that! ;)
:P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/19/05 at 8:28 am
The Past Is The Present To Your Future.
I don't get that quote. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/19/05 at 3:26 pm
Me, my mom, and my sister, in the car:
Brandy: I hate old people. UGH, I HATE them. They should all be shipped to an Island.
My mom: Hey, I'm gonna be old soon, what about me?
Brandy: *acknowledges my mom, then continues to talk* Shipped to an island and beat
Me: Yeah, and then after the beatings they shall be skinned and made into LazyBoy recliners
Brandy: Without food
My mom: Hey..!
Me: And whipped across the face with broken lawn chairs.
Brandy and Me: .. Hahahahaha!!!
My mom: ... ... :o. What have I raised..?
Actually..
Old people should be minced, Pulped and fed to those on Welfare
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/19/05 at 3:44 pm
SOYLENT GREEN IS
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/19/05 at 3:56 pm
SOYLENT GREEN IS
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Davester on 11/19/05 at 4:06 pm
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/19/05 at 10:20 pm
Several quotes from today;
Wes: Well if THAT doesn't look suggestive, I don't know what the Hell is!
Philip: Alright, so exactly how many drugs should I do, per day?
Brett: Few hundred sound good?
Me: Yes.
Me: You see, Philip, the man will take his bacon torpedo, and...
Justin: Should we make a diagram again.
Me: That's it, prepare to be sodomized.
Carlee: What's that mean?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 11/19/05 at 10:34 pm
Me: And whipped across the face with broken lawn chairs.
This was a nice touch. http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/20/05 at 1:47 am
Me: You see, Philip, the man will take his bacon torpedo, and...
Don't mock the Bacon Torpedo.
My son, one day you will learn the great power of the Bacon Torpedo.
Women are helpless, watch..
'If you squeeze my lizard, i'll put my snake on you'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 11/20/05 at 10:39 am
Don't mock the Bacon Torpedo.
My son, one day you will learn the great power of the Bacon Torpedo.
Women are helpless, watch..
'If you squeeze my lizard, i'll put my snake on you'
http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif http://bestsmileys.com/licking/3.gif
SPANK SPANK SPANK
http://bestsmileys.com/fireworks/3.gif
http://bestsmileys.com/smoking/10.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 12:35 pm
Don't mock the Bacon Torpedo.
I don't mock.. I was informing young Phillip.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/20/05 at 12:44 pm
http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif http://bestsmileys.com/licking/3.gif
SPANK SPANK SPANK
http://bestsmileys.com/fireworks/3.gif
http://bestsmileys.com/smoking/10.gif
Waddid i say cot, waddid i say.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/23/05 at 7:39 pm
I bought Beck's CD, "Guero" today...
My mom: (reading lyrics) This doesn't make any sense. They're just random words strung together.
Me: The mark of a Beck song.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/23/05 at 11:31 pm
I bought Beck's CD, "Guero" today...
My mom:
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/24/05 at 11:02 am
"Oh Wow I think I blew my brains out". ;D
I was referring to blowing my nose and some blood appeared on my hankerchief. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 11/24/05 at 1:46 pm
A kid in my deadly silent English class talking about his Maths teacher
"Yeah, well he's a dirty stalker!"
Cue uproars of laughter from the rest of class followed by loud chants of "Leg-end! Leg-end" :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/24/05 at 9:08 pm
Dad: Well, I was sitting with Helen, and she just starting ripping up the paper! At that age, you would have been trying to read it. *laughs*
Me: Maybe she was tearing up the paper because she's sick of hearing about the fat, angry conservatives in office. She hates government.
Dad: Can't think of any other reason.
Me: Hey Grandma! Helen's an anarchist liberal!!
Grandma is a staunch, angry conservative. Helen is a 5-month old infant.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/24/05 at 9:13 pm
My Grandma got a horribly short haircut...
Grandma: *Walks in the door*
Dad: Hey! How do ya like Mom's beautiful new do!
Mom: Oooh, it looks niiiice...
Chris: *Starts busting out laughing*
Erin: *Elbows Chris*
Chris: Ouch, hey!
Grandma: It was cheap, too!
Me: *mumbles while peeling potatoes* Well, you sure got what you paid for...
Mom: *hears me*.. Bethany Rachel....
...I felt really bad, afterwards.. if that's any consolation..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/25/05 at 12:27 am
My Grandma got a horribly short haircut...
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Written By: Apricot on 11/25/05 at 10:04 am
Today, we were out shopping. We stood in a line for over an hour to buy a Cookie Monster doll, a sweater, and this jewelry thing for my mom. I had my MP3 Player, so my cousin got an earphone and I got an earphone and we listened to some music to make the hour pass. It was still 4:30 AM or so, so we put on the closest thing I have to high-energy music: Old Time Relijun and The White Stripes.
Me: Wow! This seems slightly less unbearable. Thank you, blasty-ass gutbucket rock-and-roll!
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Written By: YWN on 11/25/05 at 2:31 pm
Me: You need to listen to "Loser".
My mom: No... Why would I do that?
Me: Because...in the time of chimpanzees, he was a monkey.
My mom: Uh-huh.
Me: And...spray paint vegetables...he was a junkie...of...spray paint vegetables, I guess. Or was that plastic balls... He mentions vegetables a lot. Like in "Guero", he mentions a vegetable man in a vegetable van.
My mom: Maybe he's a vegetarian.
Me: There you go! You're a vegetarian. You and him probably have a lot in common.
My mom: No...he's a loser. I'm not. People like me don't hang out with losers like him.
Me: ...Imperialist.
My mom: Superialist!
Me: I had a turkey sandwich.
My mom: I know. Murderer.
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/25/05 at 3:21 pm
Me:
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Written By: Alchoholica on 11/25/05 at 4:37 pm
My mom: No...he's a loser. I'm not. People like me don't hang out with losers like him.
I'm going to marry your Mum.
.. I hope we can be pals.
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Written By: gemini on 11/25/05 at 7:12 pm
My daughter to her boyfriend-"stop rubbing my dogs back like that, she's looking at you in a weird, "special" way!" ;D
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Written By: YWN on 11/25/05 at 7:15 pm
After listening to tracks one to ten on Guero...
"I love the music, but I would like to hear what he's saying." -- my mom
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Written By: Dominic L. on 11/25/05 at 7:16 pm
After listening to tracks one to ten on Guero...
"I love the music, but I would like to hear what he's saying." -- my mom
Track 13 is probably my favorite
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Written By: YWN on 11/25/05 at 7:23 pm
Track 13 is probably my favorite
My favorite is Hell Yes... I also like how in Rental Car, this girl goes "Lalalalalalalala...". She may have been yodeling. It just seemed so random for the song.
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Written By: Alchoholica on 11/25/05 at 7:26 pm
My daughter to her boyfriend-"stop rubbing my dogs back like that, she's looking at you in a weird, "special" way!" ;D
Haha, i had a similar experience yesterday.
My baby cousin was sitting on my knee and i was bouncing her up and down. She was giggling and gurggeling and whatever else.
Anyway her mommy took her back and she immeidiatley started to cry. She wouldn't quit crying until she came and sat back with me..
"Your trying to steal her!"
.. well, i never said it was hilarious ;D
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Written By: Dominic L. on 11/25/05 at 7:27 pm
My favorite is Hell Yes...
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Written By: Howard on 11/26/05 at 9:10 am
To Robin:"Let Me Put My Logs In Your Fire" ;D
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Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 11:26 am
To Robin:"Let Me Put My Logs In Your Fire"
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Written By: Alchoholica on 11/26/05 at 1:41 pm
To Robin:"Let Me Put My Logs In Your Fire" ;D
Howard.. You Hunka Hunka burnin' love.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 11/28/05 at 11:45 pm
during a conversation with a guy at work tonight about what i consider to be 'alternative' music he said:
'it's kinda like witchcraft and porn..you can't describe it but you know it when you see it ' ??? ;D
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Written By: Apricot on 11/28/05 at 11:46 pm
during a conversation with a guy at work tonight about what i consider to be 'alternative' music he said:
'it's kinda like witchcraft and porn..you can't describe it but you know it when you see it ' ??? ;D
I feel like Alternative is too broad a genre to hate.
It's, like, everything that isn't pop.
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Written By: jackas on 11/28/05 at 11:53 pm
I feel like Alternative is too broad a genre to hate.
It's, like, everything that isn't pop.
Not only that, it seems that everyone has a different idea of what Alternative is.
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Written By: Apricot on 11/28/05 at 11:56 pm
Not only that, it seems that everyone has a different idea of what Alternative is.
That's why I was disappointed when I tuned into this one Alternative Station.. it turned out to be Metal and Punk, where I expected Radiohead.
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Written By: jackas on 11/28/05 at 11:59 pm
That's why I was disappointed when I tuned into this one Alternative Station.. it turned out to be Metal and Punk, where I expected Radiohead.
Yeah, I would expect Radiohead too. I have satelite radio and they are pretty much right on.
Let's all get on the same page people! ;D
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Written By: Dominic L. on 11/29/05 at 12:01 am
Alternative... we have a pretty good alternative station... they sometimes play power pop/punk pop though... overall it's worthwhile...
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Written By: Howard on 11/29/05 at 6:12 pm
Howard.. You Hunka Hunka burnin' love.
Thank You. ;D
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Written By: Apricot on 11/29/05 at 7:48 pm
"Does this have to do with the saix?"- Lauren, after she said "Is there anything I can do to make it better?" and I choked back laughter.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 12/05/05 at 5:05 am
"Pat, get that spike up your bum" my daughter talking to a Postman Pat figure when it wouldn't fit into its seat in the toy post van.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/05/05 at 5:26 pm
To My Girlfriend:"I Forgot where it is" ;D
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Written By: YWN on 12/06/05 at 8:50 pm
"I think Billie Joe Armstrong is a girly man."
--my mom
We also agreed that Billie Joe Armstrong sounds like a country name.
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Written By: Howard on 12/07/05 at 5:46 pm
Robin:"You Better Get A Job" ;D
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Written By: YWN on 12/07/05 at 6:02 pm
Robin:"You Better Get A Job" ;D
That's hilarious!
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Written By: Howard on 12/07/05 at 6:04 pm
That's hilarious!
Of course it is. ::)
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/07/05 at 7:13 pm
That's hilarious!
..
;D ;D
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Written By: YWN on 12/09/05 at 6:55 pm
"I was gonna say I liked it last night, but you left"
--Doms
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/09/05 at 7:35 pm
"I was gonna say I liked it last night, but you left"
--Doms
..
Wham Bam, thank you ma---er.. Doms.
Marsh, you jerk..!
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Written By: Howard on 12/10/05 at 8:51 am
"I think it's both love and lust that attracts me to you"
From Me To Robin-
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Written By: YWN on 12/15/05 at 8:16 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
I had my mom and my brother confirm that the file I recorded on WavePad sounds nothing like me.
--Beth---"..In that moment, I swear we were i n f i n i t e..." says:
I LOVE Dumbo!!!!!
--Beth---"..In that moment, I swear we were i n f i n i t e..." says:
...oops
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Er...
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/17/05 at 11:44 pm
Marsh: <3 <------- I never knew this was supposed to be a heart
Marsh: I always thought <3 was supposed to represent SCROTUM!!!11
Me:
...
Me: OMG
Me: You made me spit my drink out all over the screen
Me: *Wipes screen*
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 11:45 pm
Marsh: <3 <------- I never knew this was supposed to be a heart
Marsh: I always thought <3 was supposed to represent SCROTUM!!!11
Me:
...
Me: OMG
Me: You made me spit my drink out all over the screen
Me: *Wipes screen*
OMFG....I never thought of it THAT way...but now that you mention it......
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 11:48 pm
ok...today we went over to my parent's house to drop Vaughn off for the night. They have a very annoying and rambunctious dog that loves to jump on you when you enter the house...well, as we walked in...the dog literally dove right into Vaughn, sending him flying to the ground..so...
DOG: woof..woof...(knocks Vaughn completely to the ground)
Vaughn: SHIT!
Vaughn: SHIT!
Vaughn: You stupid SHIT!
ME: Trying ever so hard not to bust out laughing at that moment!! LOL!
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/17/05 at 11:50 pm
ok...today we went over to my parent's house to drop Vaughn off for the night. They have a very annoying and rambunctious dog that loves to jump on you when you enter the house...well, as we walked in...the dog literally dove right into Vaughn, sending him flying to the ground..so...
DOG:
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 11:54 pm
..
That's HILARIOUS! ;D
Erin, that dog made me almost completely slide down our drive-way.. I stopped because she was a freakin' MORON and ran in front of the car.. and the ice caused me to start sliding. She was called a plethora of swears this evening.
OMG...the reject did the SAME thing to me when we were leaving!! I had to stop because the "idiotness" was dodging back and forth right in front of my car....I stopped and started sliding...I called our father...and he said to just keep driving like she wasn't there and that I wouldn't hit her....so I started driving and she kept up with running in front of me....so I was like, "screw it...if I hit her..oh well" and i drove and she finally left. GRRRRR!!! >:( And ya, I called her about every name in the book too!! LOL! ;D
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/17/05 at 11:56 pm
OMG...the reject did the SAME thing to me when we were leaving!!
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 11:57 pm
;D
Say, is the 'Idiotness' anything like 'The Hotness..!"..??
possibly! LOL! ;D
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Written By: jackas on 12/17/05 at 11:58 pm
;D
Say, is the 'Idiotness' anything like 'The Hotness..!"..??
Stop it!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 11:58 pm
Stop it!!!
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Written By: runner girl on 12/17/05 at 11:59 pm
Stop it!!!
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Written By: jackas on 12/18/05 at 12:07 am
it's scary how much you guys are thinking alike tonight!! :o ;D
Ha...you think similarly...
*queues twilight zone music*
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Written By: Dominic L. on 12/23/05 at 7:03 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
I had my mom and my brother confirm that the file I recorded on WavePad sounds nothing like me.
--Beth---"..In that moment, I swear we were i n f i n i t e..." says:
I LOVE Dumbo!!!!!
--Beth---"..In that moment, I swear we were i n f i n i t e..." says:
...oops
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Er...
I know where that came from... I feel important
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/24/05 at 9:36 am
A Woman On the bus screaming to the bus driver:"I'm going to punch your face in,Ya'll should've stayed on strike". >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/24/05 at 6:36 pm
"Why do you never smile?"
--Tyler, my twelve year old brother
At first I was like "..." but later on I thought it was funny.
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/24/05 at 11:54 pm
Me: Happy Christmahanukwanzakah, Nick.
Nick (My Cousin): Happy Christmahanukwanzakah, Eh? That sure is an interesting way of saying that you hate Jesus and all of his followers >:-{
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Written By: YWN on 12/25/05 at 7:33 pm
Me: Happy Christmahanukwanzakah, Nick.
Nick (My Cousin): Happy Christmahanukwanzakah, Eh? That sure is an interesting way of saying that you hate Jesus and all of his followers >:-{
I was thinking of saying "Happy Hanukkah" to people just to piss them off, but I didn't have the heart to do it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/26/05 at 9:25 am
"I'm going to go speed dating on Wednesday". :(
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/26/05 at 10:15 am
"I'm going to go speed dating on Wednesday". :(
did Robin say that? ???
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Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/26/05 at 1:35 pm
Yesterday, the 2 year old was helping everyone open their gifts. She is looking into a package that has tissue paper around it and says: "Ooooh" without actually seeing what the gift was. ;D ;D ;D
Cat
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Written By: Howard on 12/27/05 at 2:54 pm
Yes she did but It's ok that she's honest with me, All She wants to do is to explore her options.I kind of knew that I was toast anyway. :(
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/28/05 at 1:08 am
Vaughn to me: You're my sweetie-pie!! :-* :)
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Written By: alyceclover on 12/28/05 at 1:12 am
"I'm going to go speed dating on Wednesday". :(
that is so sad....did you get a job yet?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 12/28/05 at 8:06 am
Me: It's snowing canny bad. I hate snow
Mam: So do I...
Me: See? We DO have things in common!
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Written By: Dominic L. on 12/28/05 at 11:41 am
Me: It's snowing canny bad. I hate snow
Mam: So do I...
Me: See? We DO have things in common!
after I read that, I see your nice big smiling avatar....
psst... you guys also like a few of the same television shows...
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Written By: Morton on 12/28/05 at 12:36 pm
after I read that, I see your nice big smiling avatar....
psst... you guys also like a few of the same television shows...
Do we? Are you sure?! My mam watches Discovery Science channel, I watch Music TV. Mam watches LivingTV, I watch Sky One. The nearest we come is that I love Lost, whilst my mam 'doesn't mind' watching it ::)
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Written By: Howard on 12/28/05 at 5:25 pm
that is so sad....did you get a job yet?
No I don't think I'll be able to meet her deadline so I might not able to see her as much but I'll keep you up to date with everything. :(
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Written By: YWN on 12/29/05 at 11:38 pm
"masochism is my specialty"
--Doms
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Written By: Dominic L. on 12/29/05 at 11:44 pm
"masochism is my specialty"
--Doms
>:(
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/30/05 at 12:08 am
"masochism is my specialty"
--Doms
:o
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Written By: Davester on 12/30/05 at 1:56 am
"...all we are, basically, is monkeys with car keys..."
"...all a filmaker can do is show what it's like to be alive at a certaim place and time..."
~Grandma Woody to Ed
Northern Exposure
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Written By: KKay on 12/31/05 at 10:29 am
'the what box?"
the pizza box.
"the pizza what?"
the pizza box.
"oooohhhh. indian food."
(my sister not understanding that we have just ordered food)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/01/06 at 3:46 pm
I found something for you at Au Bon Pain My Job Coach talking to me. :)
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/04/06 at 11:09 pm
BUMP. Just because I don't want to see Andrew's threads slowly making their way to the 4th page :\'(
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Written By: Dominic L. on 01/04/06 at 11:14 pm
"So I says to 'im, I says to 'im... 'Hey! You can't touch that! My Goggles are so special to me!'"-Bobby McGee
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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/04/06 at 11:14 pm
"So I says to 'im, I says to 'im... 'Hey! You can't touch that! My Goggles are so special to me!'"-Bobby McGee
Why did that make me laugh so hard? I don't even understand it.
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Written By: KKay on 01/05/06 at 9:57 am
"in the morning, since 4am, or last night?"
"since 4am"
"so this morning"
"right"
"so it's new from now or from 4am?"
" I think it's new from now because it has not spots from last night's raindrops"
"that has nothing to do with it"
"yeah it does"
"so it's new now"
"I'll so go out and confirm this..come to the door so I can tell you."
"I don't see what coming to the door has to..."
"yeah, brand new."
"thanks"
me and my husband in too-early morning conversation, not understanding each other, discussing if the dog poop is recent or from the middle of the night.
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Written By: barefootrobin on 01/05/06 at 12:42 pm
"that reminds me, I found a face in Jeffrey's poop last week."
My husband to me while watching an episode of Grey's Anatomy in which dolls heads were removed from a patient. Jeffrey eats a lot of toys and my husband likes to report on the condition of his (the dog's) poops.
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Written By: KKay on 01/05/06 at 12:57 pm
Poop discussions are a regular thing with me...very sad..
Here's a good quote- "Come on,,, good boy- that's it, be sarcastic and I'll give you a cookie"
my sister to my husband for being a smart-alek
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/05/06 at 3:21 pm
"We'll get you working in about a month or so"
My Job Coach talking to me. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/05/06 at 4:21 pm
"you better take a shower or you're not coming in my car with me"
coworker on the phone
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/05/06 at 10:31 pm
Today I was getting Vaughn dressed after his bath...and he was still a little damp, as I was trying to help him pull his sweater on....
Me: Gosh, this sweater WILL NOT go on...
Vaughn: You need to take a deep breath...and just calm down.
Me: (laughing hysterically): where did you learn that phrase?
Vaughn: (ever so matter of fact-like): from Cat in the Hat (mind you...this is the same place that he learned the phrase "dirty hoe")
he is such a ham....he never ceases to amaze me!!! LOL! ;D
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Written By: jackas on 01/05/06 at 10:35 pm
Today I was getting Vaughn dressed after his bath...and he was still a little damp, as I was trying to help him pull his sweater on....
Me: Gosh, this sweater WILL NOT go on...
Vaughn: You need to take a deep breath...and just calm down.
Me: (laughing hysterically): where did you learn that phrase?
Vaughn: (ever so matter of fact-like): from Cat in the Hat (mind you...this is the same place that he learned the phrase "dirty hoe")
he is such a ham....he never ceases to amaze me!!! LOL! ;D
Too cute. :)
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Written By: Dominic L. on 01/05/06 at 11:03 pm
Today I was getting Vaughn dressed after his bath...and he was still a little damp, as I was trying to help him pull his sweater on....
Me: Gosh, this sweater WILL NOT go on...
Vaughn: You need to take a deep breath...and just calm down.
Me: (laughing hysterically): where did you learn that phrase?
Vaughn: (ever so matter of fact-like): from Cat in the Hat (mind you...this is the same place that he learned the phrase "dirty hoe")
he is such a ham....he never ceases to amaze me!!! LOL! ;D
Vaughn's quotes always make me laugh ;D
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/05/06 at 11:28 pm
Vaughn's quotes always make me laugh ;D
me too, Doms! LOL! ;D
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Written By: Dominic L. on 01/05/06 at 11:44 pm
"Tupac backwards is Caput! , kinda sums up his career, huh?"
"It sums up his life!"-Marsh and me on MSN
It feels weird quoting yourself.
yes, I'm bored and needed something to type
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/05/06 at 11:46 pm
"Tupac backwards is Caput! , kinda sums up his career, huh?"
"It sums up his life!"-Marsh and me on MSN
It feels weird quoting yourself.
yes, I'm bored and needed something to type
;D :D
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Written By: KKay on 01/06/06 at 9:35 am
"...mmmmphhh....gar.....garbage..mnhhph...garbage....Garbage...GARBAGE!! GARBAGE!!!!"
my husband as he falls out of bed and trips over stuff when he hears the garbage truck and realises he forgot to
put the cans out...
it was hysterical. It had me up 2 hours early today, but it was totally worth it! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/06/06 at 3:18 pm
"When we get back together again,We're Going To Have So Much Fun"
Me Talking To Robin the other night.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/06/06 at 5:35 pm
"When we get back together again,We're Going To Have So Much Fun"
Me Talking To Robin the other night.
did she seem anxious to get back with you too, Howard?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 01/06/06 at 7:40 pm
Today at the McDonalds drive thru
Me: Can I have a number 9 with iced tea?
Lady: A number 5 with hi-c? Would you like anything else?
Me: A number NINE with ICED TEA!
Lady: Oh, iced tea??
Me: Yes, and a number NINE, not a number FIVE.
Lady: Excuse me? A number five with iced tea, right?
Me: NO a number NINE... Six piece chicken...
Lady: Crispy Chicken? Ok that will be $4.97 at the first window.
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! DAMMIT!! >:(
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Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/06/06 at 8:39 pm
Today at the McDonalds drive thru
Me: Can I have a number 9 with iced tea?
Lady: A number 5 with hi-c? Would you like anything else?
Me: A number NINE with ICED TEA!
Lady: Oh, iced tea??
Me: Yes, and a number NINE, not a number FIVE.
Lady: Excuse me? A number five with iced tea, right?
Me: NO a number NINE... Six piece chicken...
Lady: Crispy Chicken? Ok that will be $4.97 at the first window.
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! DAMMIT!! >:(
http://www.twistedwavs.com/Multimedia/misc_wavs2.htm
Listen to the 3rd one down called "Fastfood". It may sound very familar. ;D ;D
Cat
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Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/06/06 at 9:11 pm
Today at the McDonalds drive thru
Me: Can I have a number 9 with iced tea?
Lady: A number 5 with hi-c? Would you like anything else?
Me: A number NINE with ICED TEA!
Lady: Oh, iced tea??
Me: Yes, and a number NINE, not a number FIVE.
Lady: Excuse me? A number five with iced tea, right?
Me: NO a number NINE... Six piece chicken...
Lady: Crispy Chicken? Ok that will be $4.97 at the first window.
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! DAMMIT!! >:(
Gosh, I hate when that happens! That happened one time to me at Dairy Queen...their drive thru speakers were so effed up...you couldn't hear anything they were saying and vice versa.....and naturally, it was one of those days where I had everyone with me and we were ordering a crapload of stuff.....I was so tense by the time we paid and drove away! ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 01/06/06 at 10:38 pm
I actually could understand her fine... I don't know why she couldn't understand me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/06/06 at 11:11 pm
"What?!" - Beth
yes, it's useless..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/07/06 at 12:56 am
TopTrig12: You may not believe this..
TopTrig12: But AIM is being ghey.
AnOrganizedMess5: I can
TopTrig12: Really1?
TopTrig12: AIM...ghey?
TopTrig12: :O
AnOrganizedMess5: WHO'DA THUNK IT!?
TopTrig12: Ktelqueen?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/07/06 at 1:26 am
"What?!" - Beth
yes, it's useless..
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Good one, Doms!
"The instructions are german!"
-Doms
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/07/06 at 2:58 am
Dom-Doms says:
do you know what your IQ is?
Your Worst Nightmare says:
I took one of those dumb, probably inaccurate Tickle tests
Dom-Doms says:
oh
Your Worst Nightmare says:
It said something like 130, but of course, I can't trust that
Dom-Doms says:
i took a book from the store that was supposed to be accurate... it said no one could finish it in the time given (which was 45 minutes) and I did it in 16 minutes
Dom-Doms says:
and.. got 156 points
Dom-Doms says:
I was.. confused
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Hmm..
Your Worst Nightmare says:
DOMS IS A GENIUS?
Dom-Doms says:
:o
Your Worst Nightmare says:
:o
Dom-Doms says:
and I don't even know what Teat is
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/07/06 at 7:45 am
did she seem anxious to get back with you too, Howard?
Actually,I'm the one who was anxious to get back with her.My Sundays will be boring for god knows how long this waiting will take. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/07/06 at 10:37 am
Dom-Doms says:
do you know what your IQ is?
Your Worst Nightmare says:
I took one of those dumb, probably inaccurate Tickle tests
Dom-Doms says:
oh
Your Worst Nightmare says:
It said something like 130, but of course, I can't trust that
Dom-Doms says:
i took a book from the store that was supposed to be accurate... it said no one could finish it in the time given (which was 45 minutes) and I did it in 16 minutes
Dom-Doms says:
and.. got 156 points
Dom-Doms says:
I was.. confused
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Hmm..
Your Worst Nightmare says:
DOMS IS A GENIUS?
Dom-Doms says:
:o
Your Worst Nightmare says:
:o
Dom-Doms says:
and I don't even know what Teat is
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1 ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/07/06 at 2:04 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 01/07/06 at 2:08 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
LOL I hate old people like that!!! ;D My grandmother used to try to freak us out by popping her dentures out at us. Evil, evil woman.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/07/06 at 2:10 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
ewww...now you have to decide who is worse...the eyeless old perv, or the middle-aged midget perv?? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/07/06 at 2:10 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
Hahaha, that's hilarious. Did you just go :o or did you say something more along the lines of, "OMFG, AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"