Can I fight with a girl? ;D

Can I fight with a girl? ;D


If you want to.

If you want to.



A cat girl.

A cat girl.


Do you want the name of one?

Do you want the name of one?



Go right ahead.  >:( O0

Go right ahead.  >:( O0


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Catgirls/Silulu934900daf3w4.jpg

How about Silulu?

Your match can be with her.

But you're the one who's gonna have to type the fight out. ;)

I'm about to do one of Airrider fighting someone.

Airrider VS Dragonfly(from Chobits)

This fight is for one fall...

In the left corner, weighing in at 100 and many pounds, the guy from Laptop Gun, who has Freya by his side:

Airrider!

In the right corner, weighing in at 145 pounds, the guy who has a smurf persocom fetish, once he kidnapped Chii, the f***nut:

Dragonfly!

(Round 1)

Dragonfly punches Airrider

Airrider: 1 damage

Airrider kicks Dragonfly in the chin very hard while Freya slaps him in the groin

Dragonfly: 15 damage, plus he doubles over from getting hit below the belt

(Round 2)

Airrider throws Dragonfly into the ring post and starts elbowing him in the chest

Dragonfly: 19 damage, and now his diaphragm is badly stun

Dragonfly tries to tackle Airrider while his chest recovers

He misses Airrider, Airrider takes no damage!

(Round 3)

Dragonfly gets his breath back and hits Airrider with a scrapped persocom arm

Airrider: 7 damage, plus it makes him very angry

Airrider pysches up! Airrider's tension increased by 100, Airrider casts Kaboom!

Dragonfly: 453 damage, Dragonfly doubles over and is near death....

(Round 4)

Dragonfly tries to throw a pipe at Airrider

The pipe falls 3 feet in front of Dragonfly, it missed Airrider who is 17 feet away: no damage to Airrider

Airrider summons 20 cute persocoms... They dash toward Dragonfly and run over him 19 times!

Dragonfly: 19,342 damage....

Dragonfly dies

The winner: Airrider!

Step-chan, man.....

We have GOT to get you out, more often!

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Catgirls/Silulu934900daf3w4.jpg

How about Silulu?

Your match can be with her.

But you're the one who's gonna have to type the fight out. ;)

I'm about to do one of Airrider fighting someone.



No thanks,I'm a lover not a fighter

No thanks,I'm a lover not a fighter


You're just too lazy to post a 4 round battle. ::)

You're just too lazy to post a 4 round battle. ::)



too much for me to type. ;D

too much for me to type. ;D


Next battle: "Wussy Boy" Howard vs. The Computer!

Next battle: "Wussy Boy" Howard vs. The Computer!



Oh stop it already ::)  ;D

Oh stop it already ::)  ;D


Well, prove me wrong, WB!
:D

Well, prove me wrong, WB!
:D



But How? ???

Step-chan, man.....

We have GOT to get you out, more often!


I just PMd you on this little matter.

But How? ???


Post the fight Howard.

Round 1:

The General takes down Step Chan with a flying lariat from the ropes causing 28 points of damage.

Davey steps on the cat-things throat and farts in it's general direction causing the cat-thing to lose consciousness temporarily and also lose 22 points of damage.

Round 2:

A double team manouver from The General and Davey causes the cat-thing to be forcefully inserted in Steve's anal cavity. This caused a further 41 points of damage to both Steve and the cat-thing.

Round 3:

The General sets up a table in the corner, douses it in lighter fluid and sets it on fire. Davey then ascends to the top turnbuckle with Steve (cat-thing still in his rectum) and performs a top rope sit down powerbomb through the table causing 64 points of damage to both adversaries.

Round 4:

The General uses his patented papercut tornado on the cat-thing causing 108 points of damage and leaving it in a coma.

Davey sets up Steve for a spear in the corner but at the last second changes his mind leaving Steve looking confused. Steve tries to grab Davey but from the bottom of the bag he's caught with a Thrashmister stunner. This causes 969 points of damage and results in a total knock out.

1. You choose one Inthe00s member(you can choose yourself if you want) to fight someone else to the death/K.O. etc.
2. The fights must be at least 4 rounds in length.
3. You can make up any attacks you want(As long as they are not severely obscene).
4. In each round you tell how much damage you do with a certain attack(whether it be numbers or a description of what it did).
5. You can summon someone to help for one round in the fight(whoever you want, but you can do it only once in the fight).
6. You cannot, however have two inthe00s members fight each other(I will allow certain exceptions, like if you want to fight jiminy or 5.19.86 or even me).
7. Also, your opponent must counterattack each round too(unless your opponent is defeated).
8. Failure to do rule seven will open the fight to be modified by anyone.

Post the fight Howard.


Never! :P


I'm a pussy! ;D

Are you sure you've played RPG's before Davey? Here, let me show you how it's done!

Round 1:

Step-chan fires a Magic missile, Davey takes 22 damage

Melody performs the Cat-paw-scratch slice, The General takes 21 damage

The General takes down Step-chan with a flying lariat from the ropes causing 28 points of damage.

Davey steps on Melody's throat and farts in her general direction causing Melody to lose consciousness temporarily and also lose 22 points of damage.

Round 2:

Step-chan does the Kite-dance attack, The General takes 39 damage.

Melody takes all of Davey's Cannibal Corpse CDs and burns them, Davey takes 44 damage and becomes enraged, asking The General for help in a team up.

A double team manouver from The General and Davey causes Melody to be forcefully inserted in Step-chan's anal cavity. This caused a further 41 points of damage to both Step-chan and Melody.

Round 3:

The General sets up a table in the corner, douses it in lighter fluid and sets it on fire. Davey then ascends to the top turnbuckle with Step-chan (Melody still in his rectum) and performs a top rope sit down powerbomb through the table causing 64 points of damage to both adversaries.

Step-chan and Melody finally get separated, Step-chan and Melody do a chakra healing technique to heal 50 damage while setting up their counterattacks

Melody does the Uzumaki tackle on Davey and The General, Davey takes 47 damage and The General takes 45 damage

Holy s***! Inner Step-chan comes out of Step-chan, he's really pissed now! Step-chan's Inner self grabs both Davey and The General and shocks them with an electric chakra blast! Davey takes 106 damage and The General takes 108 damage!

Round 4:

Melody performs the Pink Typhoon, The General takes 247 damage and pisses him off effectively.

The General uses his patented papercut tornado on Melody for 704 points of damage and leaving her in a coma.

Step-chan summons Super Echidna Yoto Grandma Killer to attack Davey! She throws her Devil Shoe at him, 35 damage! Strangles Davey with her Donut sidekick, 60 damage! Fires a dart shower from her cane piercing Davey severely, 250 damage! Step-chan's energy plummets from doing the summon, he hardly has the strength to move! He becomes an easy target for Davey!

Davey sets up Step-chan for a spear in the corner but at the last second changes his mind leaving Steve looking confused. Step-chan tries to grab Davey but from the bottom of the bag he's caught with a Thrashmister stunner. This causes 969 points of damage and results in a total knock out.







This is Davey's fight with me adding on to it(with my parts and changes in bold wording).

There you go, both of you still won, I wasn't going to change that part, I just wanted to add on to your fight. No problem, right?

Note: Melody is the name of the catgirl(thing, whatever).

Never! :P


I'm a pussy! ;D


Do you want me to post one of you fighting someone during my next session?

If yes, who do you want to fight?

Do you want me to post one of you fighting someone during my next session?

If yes, who do you want to fight?



Ok

How about Howard in a bikini-pillow fight match with the masked "Super Biscotti, Jr.", who can turn out to be a cat-grl in disguise?

How about Howard in a bikini-pillow fight match with the masked "Super Biscotti, Jr.", who can turn out to be a cat-grl in disguise?


I don't know how to set that one up, (hair stands on end), oh no! I just picture Howard in a bikini! I need to wash my mind in bleach!!!!

:D :D :D :D

Oh, yeah I added a new rule. Davey made his fight pretty quick, it broke rule 7(in which both sides are suppose to get in attacks, if it's the final round, though, the losing side doesn't have to). So I added a rule that if rule 7 is broken, anyone else can modify the fight. So if you want to modify Davey's fight you can(I did it).

How about Howard in a bikini-pillow fight match with the masked "Super Biscotti, Jr.", who can turn out to be a cat-grl in disguise?


Super Sweet Cheese Jr.? ;D

This match is schedules for one fall!

There is a 30 minute time limit, and it is a bikini/pillow-fight match!

Introducing first: From Washington, DC, weighing in at 200 lbs. (ego weighs in at 6 tons),
wearing the gray-and-black kimono-style robe: George "The Prez" Bush!

His opponent: From New York, weight unknown, wearing the puce-on-fuschia wraparound robe: Howard!

-ROUND ONE-

George Bush accuses Howard of being a terrorist.
Howard takes no damage.

Howard grabs a sweet cheese danish from the nearest table tray, and brandishes it under Bush's nose.
George Bush- 1 dmg., and is distracted for the remainder of the round...

-ROUND TWO-

Howard grabs a pillow shaped like Texas, and whacks George Bush in the face with it.
Bush- 5 pts. dmg., as he pulls cactus bristles out of his cheek.

George Bush attempts to grab a pillow, and his kimono-robe slips open, revealing an ugly inner thigh.
Howard sees it, as he bends for another shot.
Howard- 20 dmg., and is temporarily blinded....

-ROUND THREE-

Howard stumbles around blindly, grabbing for a pillow, and inadvertantly tearing off Geo. Bush's robe.
George Bush is revealed to be wearing peach colored Speedos, and has a tattoo just above his buttock crevice.
Bush- 50 dmg., as he feels embarassed beyond words, and vainly blames Saddam Hussein.

Howard regains his eyesight, when someone hands him sunshades.
Howard follows it up with a good loaded pillow shot to the groin.
Bush- No dmg., as Howard cannot locate his chinchillas.

-ROUND FOUR-

George Bush, still only clad in his Speedos, attempts to hit Howard with a Congressional Bill.
Howard aptly dodges, and rips off his own robe, revealing much chest hair, "Deputy Dawg" Underoos, and a tattoo of a heart that says, "Au Bon Pain" on his left bicep.
George Bush screams in panic, and runs from the arena, claiming his hair transplants have come back to get him.

WINNER: (By countout) Howard

..That's.. terrifying.

And if that were REALLY Howard, he would have smeared cherry cordials on Bush or dry-humped him.

..That's.. terrifying.

And if that were REALLY Howard, he would have smeared cherry cordials on Bush or dry-humped him.


Now if Davey had did his right(both opposing sides attacking each round), I wouldn't have needed to waste 40 minutes filling in the blanks.

:D

Now if Davey had did his right(both opposing sides attacking each round), I wouldn't have needed to waste 40 minutes filling in the blanks.

:D





Why waste 40 minutes at all?

Next fight......

Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer VS. Ralph Bakshi & Spongebob Squarepants!

This fight is for one fall! The first team to have both members K.O.'d loses!

In the blue corner, weighing in at a combination of 300+ pounds, it's the summoner of catgirls and the Simon Cowell slayer...... Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer!

In the red corner... weighing in at a total of 201 pounds... it's two lame-o fart bags...... Ralph Bakshi & Spongebob Squarepants!

Round 1

Ralph Bakshi tries showing Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer a s****** cartoon!

Step-chan: 2 damage and he gets very annoyed!
HawkTheSlayer: 1 damage, he becomes enraged!

Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer run and slam into Ralph from opposite sides and then throw him into Spongebob!

Ralph Bakshi: 39 damage and he dislocates a shoulder!
Spongebob Squarepants: 41 damage!

Spongebob tries to tackle Step-chan and HawkTheSlayer!

Step-chan: No damage!
HawkTheSlayer: No damage and he slaps Spongebob in the face!

Spongebob Squarepants: 15 damage!

Round 2

Step-chan casts Anime-blast on Spongebob!

Spongebob Squarepants: 27 damage and he loses his teeth!

Ralph pops his in arm back in place and tries to attack Step-chan, but HawkTheSlayer grabs him from behind and performs a Tombstone Piledriver on him!

Ralph Bakshi: 56 damage and he becomes very dizzy!

Spongebob tries to get HawkTheSlayer in a arm lock, but he's too weak and short for it to work!!!

HawkTheSlayer: No damage, he grabs Spongebob, kicks him in the groin 5 times and tosses him to Step-chan, who dunks Spongebob in a bucket of ice water and then uses him to scrub the mat!

Spongebob Squarepants: 23 damage and he's become very dirty!

Round 3

HawkTheSlayer casts Musical-Rock-Bomb!

Spongebob Squarepants: 98 damage!

Ralph Bakshi: 103 damage!

Ralph Bakshi recovers from his dizzy spell and hits Step-chan with a chair!

Step-chan: 17 damage! Step-chan becomes enraged!

Step-chan performs the Puchiko transformation jutsu! Step-chan becomes an exact replica of Puchiko!

Step-chan(in Puchiko's form) fires a barrage of laser blasts from his eyes!

Ralph Bakshi: 77 damage!

Spongebob Squarepants: 133 damage!

Step-chan changes to his normal form!

Spongebob and Ralph perform their team combo, The-Suck-a$$-cartoon-beam!

Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer both take 52 damage!

Round 4

Ralph tries to get with HawkTheSlayer with his ultimate attack, The Bakshi-cartoon-slicer!

HawkTheSlayer dodges the attack and counters with his own super attack: The Falcon-ray-blade!

Ralph Bakshi: 9,903 damage! Ralph is out cold and K.O.'d!

Step-chan grabs Spongebob and jumps very high in the air!!! Step-chan is about to perform one of his specials, the Ikkoku-buster! Step-chan performs the Ikkoku-buster on Spongebob, slamming him face first into the mat!

Spongebob Squarepants: 9,908 damage! Spongebob is knocked out!

Winners: Step-chan and HawkTheSlayer!

This match is schedules for one fall!

There is a 30 minute time limit, and it is a bikini/pillow-fight match!

Introducing first: From Washington, DC, weighing in at 200 lbs. (ego weighs in at 6 tons),
wearing the gray-and-black kimono-style robe: George "The Prez" Bush!

His opponent: From New York, weight unknown, wearing the puce-on-fuschia wraparound robe: Howard!

-ROUND ONE-

George Bush accuses Howard of being a terrorist.
Howard takes no damage.

Howard grabs a sweet cheese danish from the nearest table tray, and brandishes it under Bush's nose.
George Bush- 1 dmg., and is distracted for the remainder of the round...

-ROUND TWO-

Howard grabs a pillow shaped like Texas, and whacks George Bush in the face with it.
Bush- 5 pts. dmg., as he pulls cactus bristles out of his cheek.

George Bush attempts to grab a pillow, and his kimono-robe slips open, revealing an ugly inner thigh.
Howard sees it, as he bends for another shot.
Howard- 20 dmg., and is temporarily blinded....

-ROUND THREE-

Howard stumbles around blindly, grabbing for a pillow, and inadvertantly tearing off Geo. Bush's robe.
George Bush is revealed to be wearing peach colored Speedos, and has a tattoo just above his buttock crevice.
Bush- 50 dmg., as he feels embarassed beyond words, and vainly blames Saddam Hussein.

Howard regains his eyesight, when someone hands him sunshades.
Howard follows it up with a good loaded pillow shot to the groin.
Bush- No dmg., as Howard cannot locate his chinchillas.

-ROUND FOUR-

George Bush, still only clad in his Speedos, attempts to hit Howard with a Congressional Bill.
Howard aptly dodges, and rips off his own robe, revealing much chest hair, "Deputy Dawg" Underoos, and a tattoo of a heart that says, "Au Bon Pain" on his left bicep.
George Bush screams in panic, and runs from the arena, claiming his hair transplants have come back to get him.

WINNER: (By countout) Howard



why was I fighting George Bush? ;D

Why waste 40 minutes at all?


To fill in the fight. I'll P.M. you about it.

To fill in the fight. I'll P.M. you about it.



There's no need.

There's no need.


All I was gonna do was show you his fight and my adding to it(or you can check the previous page). He didn't have both sides attacking each round(well, the final round isn't necessary).

All I was gonna do was show you his fight and my adding to it(or you can check the previous page). He didn't have both sides attacking each round(well, the final round isn't necessary).


It's obvious that Sister M. doesn't get the point, or does but thinks that nobody cares.

Just goes to prove a point, doesn't it?
(Where's Tom 'T-Bone' Stankus, & his "Existential Blues" when ya need 'em?)

Can I fight with a girl? ;D
you can fight tia. with her mental powers she'll turn you into a wall stain in 0.7 seconds -- and it will only take that long because she'll hesitate momentarily at taking innocent life -- and because the match is so unfair i doubt the thread originator will allow it.

you and tony against tia might be fair, i suppose.

you can fight tia. with her mental powers she'll turn you into a wall stain in 0.7 seconds -- and it will only take that long because she'll hesitate momentarily at taking innocent life -- and because the match is so unfair i doubt the thread originator will allow it.

you and tony against tia might be fair, i suppose.


You can set up a match without loss of life, y'know.

You can set up a match without loss of life, y'know.
just for that -- you die!

just for that -- you die!


Curb your tongue, knave!

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!

*blowing a Bronx cheer*

It's obvious that Sister M. doesn't get the point, or does but thinks that nobody cares.

Just goes to prove a point, doesn't it?
(Where's Tom 'T-Bone' Stankus, & his "Existential Blues" when ya need 'em?)


I PM'd her the fights....

She sent one back saying she didn't want to know(why ask the question in the first place if you don't want to know?).

I'm going to PM it to Davey too.

BTW, did you like the fight "Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer vs Ralph Bakshi & Spongebob Squarepants"?

why ask the question in the first place if you don't want to know?
are you sure you wanna know?

SM kinda trades in being short and a little rude (note the initials), so i wouldn't let it needle you. anyway, RPGs get a bad rap but they can actually be pretty fun.

you can fight tia. with her mental powers she'll turn you into a wall stain in 0.7 seconds -- and it will only take that long because she'll hesitate momentarily at taking innocent life -- and because the match is so unfair i doubt the thread originator will allow it.

you and tony against tia might be fair, i suppose.



I'm not afraid of you. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/sig.gif

are you sure you wanna know?

SM kinda trades in being short and a little rude (note the initials), so i wouldn't let it needle you. anyway, RPGs get a bad rap but they can actually be pretty fun.


Okay. Understood there. ;)

I know how she reacted to different things about myself(like my prior lack of experience taking pictures and my lack of interest sports).

I PM'd her the fights....
She sent one back saying she didn't want to know(why ask the question in the first place if you don't want to know?).
I'm going to PM it to Davey too.
BTW, did you like the fight "Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer vs Ralph Bakshi & Spongebob Squarepants"?


Nice!
IMHO, if Sister soesn't want to play in the reindeer games, that's OK, but she shouldn't blast those who do. There ARE other people in the world besides her, y'know...


SM kinda trades in being short and a little rude (note the initials), so i wouldn't let it needle you. anyway, RPGs get a bad rap but they can actually be pretty fun.


A little rude?!?!?
As for the RPGs, I agree with ya 100%.
Let the Online Battles Reign!

A little rude?!?!?
well, you know, i was being nice.

well, you know, i was being nice.


You know, I applaud you for that, even if it isn't deserved.

I just know well enough that she wouldn't be as nice.
I hope she's happy in her little life, and I wish her well...when I am not blowing my top about her comments.

How about someone fight against Uwe Boll?

How about someone fight against Uwe Boll?
hoozat?

hoozat?


I was thinking it was one of those made up names like Hugh Jass. But then I realised it really dosen't work very well.

I was thinking it was one of those made up names like Hugh Jass. But then I realised it really dosen't work very well.
as long as it's not one of these characters everone in the world but me has heard of. i hate that.

as long as it's not one of these characters everone in the world but me has heard of. i hate that.


He's made those Silent Hill, Bloodrayne and House Of The Dead movies, which are based on video games by those names. Those movies also didn't get good reviews. I figure someone on here would want to fight him in battle.

as long as it's not one of these characters everone in the world but me has heard of. i hate that.


I get that a lot.

Then you have to explain to people that you're not really retarded, you just didn't see/hear/acknowledge that movie/band/E-Grade semi-celeb.

How about fighting Scrappy Doo?

How about fighting Scrappy Doo?
oh hell yes i'll fight scrappy doo. hate that little bastard.

oh hell yes i'll fight scrappy doo. hate that little bastard.


Okay, I'll do the fight tommorrow... unless you want to.

Okay, I'll do the fight tommorrow... unless you want to.
you can do it, i'm still not getting these rules quite.

can you throw in benji? he should be a good guy.

http://www.radio-canada.ca/television/mondemerveilleuxdedisney/img_div/progr/img_f_benji_dcl.jpg

you can do it, i'm still not getting these rules quite.

can you throw in benji? he should be a good guy.

http://www.radio-canada.ca/television/mondemerveilleuxdedisney/img_div/progr/img_f_benji_dcl.jpg


If you want, I can.

Would you want him as a summon of sorts?

Or as a partner in the fight?

I can PM you a better explaination of the rules if you want Tia.

So that way you could do the fights your way(I don't if you would like how I would make them).

How about fighting Scrappy Doo?


I'll kick his ass anytime. ;D

You just gave me a great idea Howard!

Tia & Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Yu-gi-oh!

You just gave me a great idea Howard!

Tia & Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Yu-gi-oh!


How about a bout with Eminem

How about a bout with Eminem


So Tia & Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Eminem? Would that be good?

So Tia & Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Eminem? Would that be good?


Ok

Ok


2 on 2 fights will take me some time to set-up, so I'll have to do it in my PMs first then copy/paste.

Next fight:

Tia and Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Eminem!

This fight is set to these rule: the first side to have both members K.O'd loses! 1,000,000 dollar check goes to the winners!

In the red corner, Weighing in at 300+ pounds are the duo of power, the pyschic master and the master of the fighting style, Au Bon Pain! Tia & Howard!

In the blue corner, weighing in at 180+ pounds, are the masters of annoyance, the crappy little pup and the white rapper...

Scrappy Doo & Eminem!

Round 1

Eminem attacks Tia with his microphone, Tia saw the attack coming 2 minutes ago and dodges!

Tia: No damage!

Tia attacks Scrappy Doo with a psychic energy shot!

Scrappy doo: 23 damage!

Scrappy Doo yells "puppy power" and charges at Howard, he accidently trips and flies into Howard's stomach!

Howard: 2 damage!
Scrappy Doo: 5 damage!

Howard throws some super rock hard stale biscotti bread at Eminem!

Eminem: 22 damage, Eminem is stunned from the attack!

Round 2

Tia seeing Eminem stunned, uses ESP to fling 4 chairs into him!

Eminem: 45 damage, Eminem recovers from being stunned!

Scrappy Doo attacks Tia with a couple punches and an uppercut after He finished attacking Eminem!

Tia: 1 Damage! Tia smacks Scrappy Doo off of him!

Scrappy Doo: 10 damage!

After that, Howard grabs Scrappy Doo! He ties moldy Biscotti bread, an M-80 and a Molotov Cocktail to Scrappy and throws him at Eminem!

Scrappy Doo: 77 damage!
Eminem: 75 damage!

Eminem starts rapping rapidily and loudly at Tia & Howard!

Tia & Howard: 12 damage!

Round 3

Tia calls out Benji!

Benji jumps in front of Eminem and Scrappy Doo and barks at them!

Eminem: 94 damage!
Scrappy Doo: 73 damage!

Howard psyches up! Howard's Tension increases to 100!

Howard grabs Eminem and does the Au Bon Pain super toss, flinging him into Scrappy Doo!

Eminem: 150 damage!
Scrappy doo: 190 damage!

Eminem tries to shoot Tia with a .22! Tia predicted the attack 5 minutes ago!

Tia slows down time, catches the bullet and throws it at super speed into Eminem's leg!

Eminem: 241 damage, Enimem's leg is wounded!

Scrappy Doo tackles Howard!

Howard: 1 damage, Howard then kicks Scrappy in the crotch!

Scrappy Doo: 15 damage!

Round 4

Scrappy Doo yells "Let me at 'em, I'll splat 'em!" and runs toward Tia! Tia, who decided that play time was over, performs an uber psychic attack.... Psychic-piercer-bomb!

Scrappy Doo: 17,999 damage! Scrappy Doo is K.O.'d!

Howard seeing Eminem limping over to the corner, grabs Scrappy Doo and rams him into Eminem's rectum and performs one of his most powerful attacks! The Au-Bon-Laser-Piledriver!

Eminem: 17, 005 damage and Scrappy Doo's unconcious body pops out of Eminem's rear! Eminem is knocked out cold!

The winners: Tia & Howard! They get a 1,000,000 dollar check!

lol! that's pretty funny.

my favorite attack...

"After that, Howard grabs Scrappy Doo! He ties moldy Biscotti bread, an M-80 and a Molotov Cocktail to Scrappy and throws him at Eminem!"

that's how i'd've handled it if i didn't have the uber psychic powers.

i like it when tia wins, but not nearly as much as i like it when scrappy doo loses.

I figured you would like it.

moral of the story is: u fk with tia, u get da hornz.

she don't want no trouble but somehow it always seems to find her. and then she's got to uncork the mental whoopass.

I knew we'd win  ;D

I knew we'd win  ;D


Now, could you and Tia make a fight where I'm battling against, Clay Aikens?

Now, could you and Tia make a fight where I'm battling against, Clay Aikens?
how about roger whittaker and his army of aging folk singers?

http://www.msties.com/episodes/903.htm

(go down to the bottom...)

in a paroxysm of geekiness i put up a rudimentary home page about the D&D campaign i'm running here at the house of geekiness.

http://aldersaab.profusehost.net/test/index.php

it's pretty ugly. that troll logo totally isn't working.

how about roger whittaker and his army of aging folk singers?

http://www.msties.com/episodes/903.htm

(go down to the bottom...)

in a paroxysm of geekiness i put up a rudimentary home page about the D&D campaign i'm running here at the house of geekiness.

http://aldersaab.profusehost.net/test/index.php

it's pretty ugly. that troll logo totally isn't working.


Okay, how about the first one.

Okay, how about the first one.
the first one? you wanna fight roger whittaker?

do you have any special skills to counteract his ability to turn to stone with his acoustic guitar stylings? because i wouldn't want to see you get hurt.

the first one? you wanna fight roger whittaker?

do you have any special skills to counteract his ability to turn to stone with his acoustic guitar stylings? because i wouldn't want to see you get hurt.


I can transform into different characters that have powers that destroy stone.

Puchiko's eye lasers are one example.

Now, could you and Tia make a fight where I'm battling against, Clay Aikens?



Let Tia do it.

Let Tia do it.


What would it take to get you to post a fight?

What would it take to get you to post a fight?



I don't know.

I don't know.


Neither do I.

Just let Tia do it.

What would it take to get you to post a fight?
i might. i'm sorta busy cooking up this campaign today.

I will be waiting. :)

I'm surprised Hawk hasn't done the one he told me he's going to do.

(Unless he's writing it down first)

This Grudge Match is scheduled for one fall, with a 60 minute time limit!

Introducing first- From the planet Gallifrey, weighing 100 and plenty, wearing a multicolored trenchcoat, visor-shades and a driving cap: THE DOCTOR!

His opponent- Also from Gallifrey, weight unknown, wearing a neon punk chick's outfit: THE RANI!

-ROUND ONE-

The Doctor regenerates into the form of Hawk, the Slayer.
The Rani tells him that no one likes him, especially her.

No dmg. for the Doctor.

The Doctor makes a snappy comeback to the Rani's retort, commenting on her brilliant-yet-sterile mind.
The Rani's dmg.: 5 points, and a stung look on her face...

-ROUND TWO-

The Rani tells the Doctor that she doesn't need anything from him, and he should shut the (CENSORED) up.
The Doctor's dmg.: 1 point.

The Doctor bench-thumps the Rani's knee, and informs her that Midol could help her with her problem.
The Rani's dmg.: 5 points, and a furious but futile swipe at the Doctor...

-ROUND THREE-

The Rani decides she can't take the Doctor on all by herself, so she summons 3 Tetraps, to do her bidding.
The Doctor blinks, and unwinds his 17' long scarf.

The Doctor pops all 3 Tetraps on the buttocks with his scarf, in a gym-towel fashion.
All 3 Tetraps run off, in gibbering fear.
The Rani can only sputter about how she doesn't need anyone, because she's the Rani...

-FINAL ROUND-

The Doctor straps the Rani down onto a brain transference table.
The Rani: No dmg., but is unable to move, and continues to have diarrhea of the mouth.

The Doctor switches the Rani's brain with that of Britney Spears, a NY Yankees player, and a New York female punk, in a brilliant version of the Shell Game.

The Doctor then jettisons all test subjects into space, and whistles his way back to the Control Room of his TARDIS.
The Rani's dmg.: 5 seconds before she explodes in space, she sings "OOPS! I Did It Again".....

WINNER: The Doctor

.. WAIT! What's this. Lemmy runs down the entrance ramp, slides in to the ring. A kick to the mid-section and.. Oh no.. no, The Doctor is doubled over and Lemmy hits him over the head with the bass guitar! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!

.. WAIT! What's this. Lemmy runs down the entrance ramp, slides in to the ring. A kick to the mid-section and.. Oh no.. no, The Doctor is doubled over and Lemmy hits him over the head with the bass guitar! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!



Holy sh*t.

.. WAIT! What's this. Lemmy runs down the entrance ramp, slides in to the ring. A kick to the mid-section and.. Oh no.. no, The Doctor is doubled over and Lemmy hits him over the head with the bass guitar! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!


Wha?

That's a first! An attack after the posted match(Both which are cool)!

How about a fight between Me and My old supervisor from Au Bon Pain,Mr.Carpenter? ;D

Wha?


You don't do run ins?

You don't do run ins?


Who doesn't do run-ins?

Who doesn't do run-ins?



Step-chan, apparently.

Who doesn't do run-ins?


Howard, you know about run-ins don't you. Like DX on Raw the other night!!!

Can I run-in? ;D

Howard, you know about run-ins don't you. Like DX on Raw the other night!!!



yeah I know they had a bounty on them on Raw Monday Night ;D

Can I run-in? ;D



Absolutely.  You're on Lemmy's team.

You don't do run ins?


I changed my post, it's allowable. ;)

You just happened to reply before I finished my edit and saved.

This happens alot to me when I decided I had more to say. :D

Absolutely.  You're on Lemmy's team.


Who's He? ???

The next match I do will be me vs. a certain politician(not the president).

Can I run-in? ;D


Yeah, Howard, you could be Triple H, he's a good friend of Lemmy.


Who's He? ???


He's a rock & roll musician. His band is Motorhead and he recorded Triple H and Evolution's entrance music.

Who's He? ???



Lemmy Kilmister.....lead singer of Motorhead.....guy in Davey's av.....oh man, don't let him see this.

The next match I do will be me vs. a certain politician(not the president).


I wonder who it might be.

Yeah, Howard, you could be Triple H, he's a good friend of Lemmy.


Davey- Nice touch!

You're lucky I happen to like Motorhead.