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Subject: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/03/05 at 11:41 pm

i thought this would be an interesting topic....it is open to anyone who wants to answer!! ;)

Let the good times roll!!

Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/03/05 at 11:45 pm

I'm sure this will be a very interesting topic... but unfortunately I have never kissed a girl in the 24 years I've been alive. However, I've hugged more than 100 girls. :) 8) (116, to be exact.)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/03/05 at 11:45 pm


I'm sure this will be a very interesting topic... but unfortunately I have never kissed a girl in the 24 years I've been alive. However, I've hugged more than 100 girls. :) 8)



awww...why no kisses?

Erin  :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/03/05 at 11:48 pm

Wow, 24 and never kissed a girl? Why?

I haven't either..but i'm 17.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/03/05 at 11:49 pm


Wow, 24 and never kissed a girl? Why?

I haven't either..but i'm 17.


wow...i didn't realize you were only 17....i thought I was talking to an old guy!!! LOL!!!! go figure!

Erin  :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/03/05 at 11:51 pm


wow...i didn't realize you were only 17....i thought I was talking to an old guy!!! LOL!!!! go figure!

Erin  :D


Yes, I have that effect. My freshman year I ate lunch with this girl who a senior everyday for two whole months before she figured out I was a Freshman. She figured I was her age.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/03/05 at 11:53 pm


Yes, I have that effect. My freshman year I ate lunch with this girl who a senior everyday for two whole months before she figured out I was a Freshman. She figured I was her age.


Hey, I can totally relate. When I was a freshman in high school I made friends with this one girl who was a senior (although I didn't find that out until we had been friends for a month and a half), and I ate lunch with her and her friends two or three times a week. By the way, I became friends with her exactly 10 years ago yesterday. :) 8)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/03/05 at 11:54 pm


Yes, I have that effect. My freshman year I ate lunch with this girl who a senior everyday for two whole months before she figured out I was a Freshman. She figured I was her age.


what do you look like? have you posted your pic anywhere yet?

Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Davester on 03/03/05 at 11:55 pm


wow...i didn't realize you were only 17....i thought I was talking to an old guy!!! LOL!!!! go figure!

Erin  :D


  The Duderino possesses a wisdom beyond his years...

  Keep grooving, young liberal...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/03/05 at 11:59 pm


what do you look like? have you posted your pic anywhere yet?

Erin :)


Short, dark and chunky.  ;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/bobbymcgee/CCand6th7in.jpg

I'm the guy in the red shirt, to the left of the old man.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/04/05 at 12:01 am


Short, dark and chunky.  ;D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v675/bobbymcgee/CCand6th7in.jpg

I'm the guy in the red shirt, to the left of the old man.


aww..you're a cutie!! you seem like you are the life of the party!

Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/04/05 at 12:03 am


aww..you're a cutie!! you seem like you are the life of the party!

Erin :)


Depends on what class. 6th period(where that pic was taken) I am definitely the class clown.

And thanks. :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/04/05 at 12:04 am

Oh, btw, I saw your pictures in the "Show Us What You Look Like" thread. Bella donna! :) I think thats how to say beautiful woman in Italian, isn't it?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/04/05 at 12:05 am


Depends on what class. 6th period(where that pic was taken) I am definitely the class clown.

And thanks. :)

ElDuderino, I think I remember seeing that picture on the "Show Us What You Look Like" thread...I forget what page.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/04/05 at 12:05 am


Depends on what class. 6th period(where that pic was taken) I am definitely the class clown.

And thanks. :)


no problem....you wouldn't happen to be into acting, etc?? The reason I ask this is that you remind me of a friend of mine from high school and he was the class clown...but turned out to be one of the best actors in the school!!

Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/04/05 at 12:06 am


Oh, btw, I saw your pictures in the "Show Us What You Look Like" thread. Bella donna! :) I think thats how to say beautiful woman in Italian, isn't it?


such a sweetie!!!

Erin  :-*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/04/05 at 12:07 am


no problem....you wouldn't happen to be into acting, etc?? The reason I ask this is that you remind me of a friend of mine from high school and he was the class clown...but turned out to be one of the best actors in the school!!

Erin :)


I had the lead role in an all-Spanish language one act play(it was a comedy) last year, and if it wasn't due to schedule conflicts, I would have had the lead in an adaptation of the Breakfast Club this year(I had to choose between doing it and Prom Preview, but since I will probably be on Prom Court, I chose Prom Preview). I'd love to try some more stage acting in college.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 03/04/05 at 12:08 am


I'm sure this will be a very interesting topic... but unfortunately I have never kissed a girl in the 24 years I've been alive. However, I've hugged more than 100 girls. :) 8) (116, to be exact.)


You've hugged 116 girls and not kissed even one of them?  ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/04/05 at 12:09 am


You've hugged 116 girls and not kissed even one of them?  ???


Perhaps he has an alternative lifestlye..?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/04/05 at 12:10 am


I had the lead role in an all-Spanish language one act play(it was a comedy) last year, and if it wasn't due to schedule conflicts, I would have had the lead in an adaptation of the Breakfast Club this year(I had to choose between doing it and Prom Preview, but since I will probably be on Prom Court, I chose Prom Preview). I'd love to try some more stage acting in college.


well..not saying that I am completely psychic or anything (but I have had some luck in that area)...I would totally go for the acting thing....as soon as I saw your picture...all I could think of was ACTING = You!!  I was very into theatre in high school as well....I'd love to do some community theatre...but time does not allow it in the present day...maybe in the future though~~

Erin  ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tam on 03/04/05 at 12:12 am


Perhaps he has an alternative lifestlye..?

I agree with you. Could be a belief thing.. or he could be waiting for "The One" - Only Jeff knows for sure! ;) and that's alright with me!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jiminy on 03/04/05 at 3:00 am

kissed her where?   ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/04/05 at 3:44 am

"Have you ever kissed a girl??"

Yes. Yes I have  :)

What now ?

(Come to think of it, that's what I thought then)  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 03/04/05 at 6:10 am

Yeah. I snogged a girl before my girlfriend but it was a crap experience. I had no idea what I was doing. Now I snog my girlfriend and the experience is a more pleasureable one.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 03/04/05 at 7:31 am

In what way kissed a girl?  I kiss my daughter at least once a day, does that count?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/04/05 at 7:33 am


In what way kissed a girl?  I kiss my daughter at least once a day, does that count?


LOL - What a disappointment - I saw Karen was the last person to answer the thread, so I had to rush in and see the scandal and....there wasn't any  :-[ :( :( :(    ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Paul on 03/04/05 at 7:41 am


You've hugged 116 girls and not kissed even one of them?  ???


I like the exact amount...been keeping tally, Jeff...?!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 03/04/05 at 7:53 am


LOL - What a disappointment - I saw Karen was the last person to answer the thread, so I had to rush in and see the scandal and....there wasn't any  :-[ :( :( :(    ;D


I knew that'd get at least one person!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 03/04/05 at 7:54 am


I knew that'd get at least one person!


Yeah !  And it was almost midnight too  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: sputnikcorp on 03/04/05 at 7:57 am

yes i have.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/04/05 at 10:48 am

I've kissed my mother, my step-daughters, step-granddaughter. Plus the very first time I was in Puerto Rico and met Carlos' extended family (aunts, uncles, cousins), I have never been kissed by so many strangers in my life!  ;D






Cat

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Jennifer028 on 03/04/05 at 10:58 am

I have..once, I was REALLY drunk and was out at a club and it was a girl I worked with when I was a waitress and in college.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/04/05 at 3:54 pm

I have french kissed with mouth-mouth and tongue as well.Robin needs to learn how to do so herself without biting my freakin' lip ;D



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/04/05 at 3:56 pm


I've kissed my mother, my step-daughters, step-granddaughter. Plus the very first time I was in Puerto Rico and met Carlos' extended family (aunts, uncles, cousins), I have never been kissed by so many strangers in my life!  ;D

Cat


Were you kissed on both cheeks?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: gemini61 on 03/04/05 at 3:58 pm

I've kissed my daughters, my mom, my sister, and my girl dog!  ;D 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 03/04/05 at 4:02 pm

Nope. Should've when I had the chance, but it's too late now...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: AL-B on 03/04/05 at 4:09 pm


Nope. Should've when I had the chance, but it's too late now...
Don't sweat it. You'll have plenty of other opportunities.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 03/04/05 at 4:15 pm


Don't sweat it. You'll have plenty of other opportunities.


I guess so, but I loved her so much.... Oh well.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Full_House_Fan on 03/04/05 at 4:33 pm


  The Duderino possesses a wisdom beyond his years...

  Keep grooving, young liberal...


Ditto. The Dude rocks :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Full_House_Fan on 03/04/05 at 4:36 pm

Nope, except my mom and my cat  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/04/05 at 4:38 pm


I like the exact amount...been keeping tally, Jeff...?!!


Well, yes, I have. I began the tally on October 23rd, 1996. That's when I began giving hugs to girls. A girl came up to me in the hall and said, "Hey, Jeff, how ya doin'?" and placed her arm around me. That felt so good. (Her name was Robyn, by the way.)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/04/05 at 4:39 pm


Well, yes, I have. I began the tally on October 23rd, 1996. That's when I began giving hugs to girls. A girl came up to me in the hall and said, "Hey, Jeff, how ya doin'?" and placed her arm around me. That felt so good. (Her name was Robyn, by the way.)


were you putting the moves on my girl? ;D


Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Zella on 03/04/05 at 4:41 pm

No, I'm saving them all for Superfreak.... ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: 80s Lady on 03/04/05 at 4:58 pm

Kissed more girls than boys!  :-*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/04/05 at 5:00 pm


Kissed more girls than boys!   :-*



so you go both ways? :o



Howard


Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tanya1976 on 03/04/05 at 5:01 pm

Other than female relatives? Yes.

Tanya

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: 80s Lady on 03/04/05 at 5:04 pm



so you go both ways? :o

Howard



Yea, but the hubby don't care for me to kiss boys, thus the kissing of more girls than boys!!  LOL!!!!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/04/05 at 5:42 pm


Were you kissed on both cheeks?



Um...it depends on which cheeks you are talking about.  ;)




Cat

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/04/05 at 6:00 pm

i've kissed 2 girls!!!
i wanna kiss more....anyone want a kiss??? LOL! :P

Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/04/05 at 6:09 pm


were you putting the moves on my girl? ;D


Howard

No...I think yours spells her name with an "I" instead of a "Y". ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tanya1976 on 03/04/05 at 7:36 pm


i've kissed 2 girls!!!
i wanna kiss more....anyone want a kiss??? LOL! :P

Erin :)


You can give me one, baby!  :-*

Tanya

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/04/05 at 7:56 pm


You can give me one, baby!  :-*

Tanya


Okie Dokie!!!

Erin  :P :-*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 03/04/05 at 8:14 pm

HEYHEYHEY! There better be nothing going on in here! I will get the broom!  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: 80s Lady on 03/04/05 at 9:22 pm


You can give me one, baby!  :-*


Okie Dokie!!!

Erin :P :-*
Tanya


DAMIT, DAMIT, DAMIT!!!  Got back here too late!!  Story of my life!!  LOL!!!   :\'(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: whitewolf on 03/04/05 at 9:31 pm

Other than my family, I would have to say Yes

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/04/05 at 9:39 pm

have any of you ever watched the show, "The L Word" on Showtime? It's a wonderful show!! just thought I would pass that along!

Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/05/05 at 7:21 pm


i've kissed 2 girls!!!
i wanna kiss more....anyone want a kiss??? LOL! :P

Erin :)




*french kiss*  :-*



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/05/05 at 7:22 pm


have any of you ever watched the show, "The L Word" on Showtime? It's a wonderful show!! just thought I would pass that along!

Erin :)



as a guy,I just go crazy over that show. :o



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/05/05 at 7:23 pm

I've french kissed before including using the insertion of my tongue



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 03/05/05 at 7:28 pm


i've kissed 2 girls!!!
i wanna kiss more....anyone want a kiss??? LOL! :P

Erin :)


Hey! I can be a girl.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/05/05 at 7:31 pm


Hey! I can be a girl. ;D


"Search me, slap me, call me Shirley" ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: whitewolf on 03/05/05 at 7:31 pm


"Search me, slap me, call me Shirley" ;D


Hi Shirley how ya doing  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 03/05/05 at 7:32 pm


"Search me, slap me, call me Shirley" ;D


I could get arrested for that kind of behaviour, ElDuderino.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/05/05 at 7:34 pm


I could get arrested for that kind of behaviour, ElDuderino. ;D


Surely you can't be serious..?

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 03/05/05 at 7:35 pm


Surely you can't be serious..?

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.


One of the best lines in Airplane, my friend.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: SuperFreak on 03/05/05 at 7:49 pm

Oh yes, and so much more :-*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/05/05 at 11:23 pm




*french kiss*  :-*



Howard


yeppers!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/06/05 at 12:11 am

:-[ Man I can't wait til my first kiss..

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Fred on 03/06/05 at 2:12 am

Man I can't wait til my first kiss..

Dude, I know how you feel more than anybody.  :-[

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/06/05 at 3:14 am

Many a time, but it is my wife!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/06/05 at 7:55 am

Last time I french kissed Robin she bit my lip.She has to learn that a french kiss has to be sweet and sensual and not forceful ;D

Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 03/06/05 at 9:22 am


Last time I french kissed Robin she bit my lip.She has to learn that a french kiss has to be sweet and sensual and not ferocious ;D


Looks like she couldn't control herself  ;D

Yes, on many occasions. If Ya smell what The Rock is cookin.. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tanya1976 on 03/06/05 at 10:10 am


have any of you ever watched the show, "The L Word" on Showtime? It's a wonderful show!! just thought I would pass that along!

Erin :)



I watch when I can!

Tanya

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Billy Florio on 03/06/05 at 6:52 pm

oh yes, many times

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jiminy on 03/06/05 at 6:55 pm


Last time I french kissed Robin she bit my lip.She has to learn that a french kiss has to be sweet and sensual and not ferocious ;D

Howard
introduce the whips and chains  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: annmouse5 on 03/06/05 at 7:01 pm

yes...wasn't too bad either!  :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Junior on 03/06/05 at 7:10 pm

Unfortunately, no (although I have been kissed on the cheek by a female friend). It wasn't supposed to be romantic or anything though, just a friendly kiss.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 03/06/05 at 7:43 pm


introduce the whips and chains  ;)


I think that might be just a weeeeeeeeeeee bit closer to ferocious.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: annmouse5 on 03/06/05 at 7:54 pm

Hmmm... ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ski_luvr on 03/06/05 at 9:10 pm


Yes, I have that effect. My freshman year I ate lunch with this girl who a senior everyday for two whole months before she figured out I was a Freshman. She figured I was her age.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ski_luvr on 03/06/05 at 9:12 pm

Only my Mom when I was little  Girls just don't do anything for me  I like Men :P :o :D ;) :-*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/06/05 at 9:42 pm

I would have to say no, not that I know of.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/07/05 at 6:15 pm


introduce the whips and chains  ;)



Her body can't fit into those ;D


Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/07/05 at 6:17 pm


Looks like she couldn't control herself  ;D

Yes, on many occasions. If Ya smell what The Rock is cookin.. ;)



Maybe she's never french kissed before ;D



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/07/05 at 6:18 pm

I french kissed Robin last night


Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jiminy on 03/07/05 at 7:32 pm


I french kissed Robin last night


Howard
♥ oui, oui pepè ♥

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Fred on 03/07/05 at 10:07 pm

http://www.bustedtees.com/images/kellykapowski.131.gallery_normal.jpg

Was she from Saved By The Bell? I don't remember because I hate that show.  :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/07/05 at 10:17 pm


http://www.bustedtees.com/images/kellykapowski.131.gallery_normal.jpg

Was she from Saved By The Bell? I don't remember because I hate that show. :-\\

Yes, that was the name of a character from Saved By The Bell. I like the show, though.

Where did that picture come from? :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/07/05 at 10:25 pm

I can see that a lot of you guys have experienced french kissing. See, that's something I've never ever done...ever. Kissing people on, say, their face, I've done that countless times, but my lips making contact with those of a young woman? That's never happened. I'm sure it will someday, though. :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/08/05 at 6:58 am


I can see that a lot of you guys have experienced french kissing. See, that's something I've never ever done...ever. Kissing people on, say, their face, I've done that countless times, but my lips making contact with those of a young woman? That's never happened. I'm sure it will someday, though. :-\\



Don't worry.Your time will come.


*french kisses Nally* :-* :P ;D


Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Paul on 03/08/05 at 7:15 am


*french kisses Nally* :-* :P ;D


Something you not telling us, Howard...?!!

What would Robin think...!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: RockandRollFan on 03/08/05 at 9:26 am


wow...i didn't realize you were only 17....i thought I was talking to an old guy!!! LOL!!!! go figure!

Erin  :D
Got him confused with ME, did ya, Erin ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/08/05 at 1:57 pm



Don't worry.Your time will come.


*french kisses nally* :-* :P ;D


Howard

What the ___? ??? :o ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/08/05 at 5:14 pm


Got him confused with ME, did ya, Erin ;)



never!!! you're not old....you are just wonderfully mature!!! ;)

Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 03/08/05 at 5:40 pm


Something you not telling us, Howard...?!!

What would Robin think...!!


My thoughts exactly, lol.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: pimpinsteelersfan on 03/08/05 at 6:51 pm

I kissed a girl in first grade. 8)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/08/05 at 6:54 pm


Something you not telling us, Howard...?!!

What would Robin think...!!


that I'm gay? :D  nah! ;D can't be.Robin probably wouldn't even care.


Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/08/05 at 6:56 pm


What the ___? ??? :o ::)



don't worry about it.I was only joking.Don't take it too seriously ;)


Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/08/05 at 6:57 pm

I think mouth to mouth is the best kiss ;D


Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/08/05 at 6:58 pm


I think mouth to mouth is the best kiss ;D


Howard


As opposed to on the cheek? lol

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/08/05 at 7:01 pm


As opposed to on the cheek? lol



yes.then you have each other's tongue you can fool around with :P



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/08/05 at 7:02 pm



yes.then you have each other's tongue you can fool around with :P



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/08/05 at 7:04 pm






you've ever french kissed a guy before Quirk?



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 03/08/05 at 7:10 pm

Uh.. Howard... nally... this is kinda... Uh... Eww?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/08/05 at 7:12 pm


Uh.. Howard... nally... this is kinda... Uh... Eww?


I know you are only 14 and everything, but if a conversation about kissing really offends you, don't come into a kissing related thread.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/08/05 at 7:13 pm


Uh.. Howard... nally... this is kinda... Uh... Eww?



What eww? ;D


I was only joking ;D




Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: pimpinsteelersfan on 03/08/05 at 7:14 pm

How about you apricot; have you ever kissed a girl? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 03/08/05 at 7:14 pm



What eww? ;D


I was only joking ;D


Tee hee. We know, Howard.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/08/05 at 7:16 pm


Tee hee. We know, Howard.  ;)



Bob,you've done any french kissing before?



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 03/08/05 at 7:16 pm

Dude, I was just joking too. Guess I neglected the smiley.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 03/08/05 at 7:17 pm

No, not me. I had one girl I should have, but we'd just met a few days ago. By the time we were in love and dating, we were a few hundred miles away.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/08/05 at 7:17 pm

Ah, ok Pimp.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: pimpinsteelersfan on 03/08/05 at 7:18 pm


No, not me. I had one girl I should have, but we'd just met a few days ago. By the time we were in love and dating, we were a few hundred miles away.

oh, that has to hurt.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 03/08/05 at 7:23 pm

Yeah, but it doesn't hurt as much anymore... Now that I realize how much of a Stallion I Am!  :D But you already knew about that.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: pimpinsteelersfan on 03/08/05 at 7:26 pm

Yeah i did. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 03/08/05 at 7:27 pm

D___ straight.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jiminy on 03/08/05 at 7:55 pm


I think mouth to mouth is the best kiss ;D


Howard
69  ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 03/08/05 at 7:58 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :o  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/08/05 at 10:16 pm



don't worry about it.I was only joking.Don't take it too seriously ;)


Howard

I know, Horward. ;D I've learned not to take everything seriously

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/08/05 at 11:45 pm



you've ever french kissed a guy before Quirk?



Howard


heck ya!

Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jiminy on 03/09/05 at 1:06 am

I've kissed her here and I've kissed her there, I've even kissed her underwear  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/09/05 at 7:02 pm


69  ::)


never done that before ;D


Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/09/05 at 7:03 pm


I've kissed her here and I've kissed her there, I've even kissed her underwear  ;D



kissed her underwear? EWW :P



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/09/05 at 7:04 pm

french kissing is the most beautiful kiss of all time :)



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/09/05 at 7:27 pm


french kissing is the most beautiful kiss of all time :)



Howard



Howard...are you romantic???


Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/09/05 at 7:30 pm



Howard...are you romantic???


Erin :)



being romantic is my game.I get the romance from movies,films and HBO,MAX Late Night :)



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/09/05 at 7:31 pm



being romantic is my game.I get the romance from movies,films and HBO,MAX Late Night :)



Howard



;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/09/05 at 7:33 pm



;D



What's so funny? I get my ideas from those shows. ;D

Do you ever watch Cinemax Late Night? ???



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jiminy on 03/09/05 at 10:11 pm


french kissing is the most beautiful kiss of all time :)



Howard
Go listen to Whitesnake's Slow and Easy and Slide it in  :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/09/05 at 10:22 pm



What's so funny? I get my ideas from those shows. ;D

Do you ever watch Cinemax Late Night? ???



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/09/05 at 10:58 pm

I'll pay one to let me..how does 20 sound? Do you guys think that will be enough?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/09/05 at 10:59 pm


I'll pay one to let me..how does 20 sound? Do you guys think that will be enough?


pay a girl to kiss you?? nah...you won't have to do that!! just be yourself!

Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Paul on 03/10/05 at 7:15 am


I'll pay one to let me..how does 20 sound? Do you guys think that will be enough?


Blimey! I'd expect the full works and breakfast thrown in for that...!!

Seriously, don't get wound up about it...it'll happen...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 03/10/05 at 7:18 am


I'll pay one to let me..how does 20 sound? Do you guys think that will be enough?


cheques made payable to A.G. Rock..

Pucker up!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Paul on 03/10/05 at 7:42 am


cheques made payable to A.G. Rock..

Pucker up!


**Furiously scribbles cheque**

Brace yerself Andy...!!

(And I'll have my eggs over easy, if that's okay...!!)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: joedeertae on 03/10/05 at 10:56 am

every day before I leave for work and again when I get home at the very least.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/10/05 at 3:37 pm


Go listen to Whitesnake's Slow and Easy and Slide it in  :D


I will when I get the chance ;D


Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/10/05 at 3:38 pm

I've done tongue with her ;D


Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/10/05 at 3:48 pm


cheques made payable to A.G. Rock..

Pucker up!


You're a guy, aren't you? :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 03/10/05 at 4:04 pm


You're a guy, aren't you? :P




Depends what your looking for

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/10/05 at 4:05 pm


Depends what your looking for


Is your name "Lola"?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 03/10/05 at 4:09 pm


Is your name "Lola"?


For an extra $20 it could be arranged

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 03/10/05 at 4:15 pm


For an extra $20 it could be arranged


;D Just a reference to a song by the Kinks.

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 03/10/05 at 4:16 pm


;D Just a reference to a song by the Kinks.

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola


Says it all really dosen't it

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 03/10/05 at 4:49 pm


Bob,you've done any french kissing before?


I did with a woman I didn't really like (it was my first woman and I just wanted the experience  ;D). I do it occassionally with my girlfriend but it's not the same thing for me as it would be for you and your girlfriend because we are like a couple and not as passionate if you know what I mean.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 03/10/05 at 4:50 pm


69  ::)


A very nice number, Jiminy. As a bingo caller in Blackpool said; "Dinner for two".  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 03/10/05 at 5:00 pm


A very nice number, Jiminy. As a bingo caller in Blackpool said; "Dinner for two".  ;D


LMAO! They say what they like up there..

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 03/10/05 at 5:14 pm


LMAO! They say what they like up there..


The more north you go, the more blunter they get. I think it's great though.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: SuperFreak on 03/10/05 at 5:27 pm


No, I'm saving them all for Superfreak.... ;)
Really? I'd no idea! :-*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/11/05 at 4:09 pm


I did with a woman I didn't really like (it was my first woman and I just wanted the experience  ;D). I do it occassionally with my girlfriend but it's not the same thing for me as it would be for you and your girlfriend because we are like a couple and not as passionate if you know what I mean.


So,Bob I guess you're not as romantic as you were in the past. ;D



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 03/11/05 at 4:52 pm


So,Bob I guess you're not as romantic as you were in the past. ;D


Interesting thought, Howard. I'm going through some turmoil at the moment to be romantic.  :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/11/05 at 4:55 pm


Interesting thought, Howard. I'm going through some turmoil at the moment to be romantic.  :-\\



Sorry about that Bob :(



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 03/11/05 at 5:06 pm


Sorry about that Bob :(


That's alright, mate.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: annmouse5 on 03/14/05 at 9:15 pm


i've kissed 2 girls!!!
i wanna kiss more....anyone want a kiss??? LOL! :P

Erin :)


Sure!... ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/15/05 at 6:26 pm

I kissed Robin mouth to mouth.this past Sunday,she had bad garlic breath so I should've said to her if she would like a Listerine Pocket Pack :P ;D



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/15/05 at 9:21 pm


I kissed Robin mouth to mouth.this past Sunday,she had bad garlic breath so I should've said to her if she would like a Listerine Pocket Pack :P ;D



Howard



hahahaahahha!!!!  yep..you should always keep em handy!

Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/16/05 at 7:11 pm



hahahaahahha!!!!  yep..you should always keep em handy!

Erin :)



I should've. ;D



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Marian on 03/16/05 at 8:56 pm

not in the way you're probably thinking

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Miss Tainted on 03/16/05 at 11:19 pm

I kissed a girl once. lol

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/17/05 at 6:28 am


I kissed a girl once. lol



and why wasn't I invited? :(


Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/17/05 at 9:11 am

oh howard....is your mind constantly in the gutter??  ;D



Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/17/05 at 2:17 pm


oh howard....is your mind constantly in the gutter??  ;D



Erin :)


yes.I'm afraid so with this strong libido and sex on the brain. ;D


Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/17/05 at 2:18 pm

I have kissed,nuzzled,pecked,squeezed and smooched a girl(s) within the past 8 years.



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jiminy on 03/17/05 at 5:45 pm


oh howard....is your mind constantly in the gutter??  ;D



Erin :)
Howard's Mind   ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 03/17/05 at 6:40 pm


Howard's Mind   ;D


Ha ha! That's well cool.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: pimpinsteelersfan on 03/17/05 at 7:25 pm

How did you get a picture of howard's mind. :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/17/05 at 8:50 pm

no, I've never kissed a girl

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jiminy on 03/18/05 at 4:26 am


How did you get a picture of howard's mind. :D
I asked Howard real nice to pose, and he did  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/18/05 at 4:29 pm


Howard's Mind   ;D



Wow,that is a great description of my mind.How'd you know? ;D


Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/18/05 at 4:30 pm


I asked Howard real nice to pose, and he did  ;D



no you didn't.



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 03/18/05 at 4:30 pm


Wow,that is a great description of my mind.How'd you know? ;D


Intuition on Jiminy's part, Howard.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 03/18/05 at 4:32 pm

I'm just sure it took him ages to draw.

With all the teeth missing in my head now, next time i do a frenchie i may try and suck one of her's out

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/18/05 at 5:10 pm


Intuition on Jiminy's part, Howard.  ;D



well,I guess that's what you call sex on the brain ;D



Howard

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/18/05 at 5:13 pm


I like the exact amount...been keeping tally, Jeff...?!!


Make that 117... today I saw an old friend of mine from HS for the first time in nearly seven years.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/08/05 at 11:27 am

*bump*...

As of today at 7:19 AM Pacific Daylight Time, I still haven't kissed any (or so I think)...but the total number of young ladies I've given hugs to now stands at 140.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 09/08/05 at 11:31 am


*bump*...

As of today at 7:19 AM Pacific Daylight Time, I still haven't kissed any (or so I think)...but the total number of young ladies I've given hugs to now stands at 140.


Have you ever thought of trying Jeff?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/08/05 at 1:18 pm


*bump*...

As of today at 7:19 AM Pacific Daylight Time, I still haven't kissed any (or so I think)...but the total number of young ladies I've given hugs to now stands at 140.


I've got some nice looking cousins  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/08/05 at 1:24 pm


Have you ever thought of trying Jeff?

As a matter of fact I have, but I'm afraid they may take it the wrong way. :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 09/08/05 at 1:45 pm

Met one I'd like to kiss today. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: bj26 on 09/08/05 at 2:05 pm

Yes, I have kissed a few girls :-*, and not to brag, but I was in a kissing contest one Valentines Day.  We had to kiss 3 girls, however the guy right after me won the contest.  I believe that I was such a good kisser, that the girls got confused and chose the wrong dude.  I even offered him $20 for the trophy and he wouldn't even sell it to me >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 09/08/05 at 2:09 pm

No.. but judged by what's goin' down lately.. it might change..

Hell, I've thought that before, never been right.. Oh well.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/08/05 at 2:11 pm


No.. but judged by what's goin' down lately.. it might change..

Hell, I've thought that before, never been right.. Oh well.


Once again.. I have some nice looking cousins.

(can you tell i want rid of em  ;D)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 09/08/05 at 2:36 pm


I've done a lot more then just kiss



Hug? :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Step-chan on 09/08/05 at 2:41 pm

Nope................(sigh's afterward)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: NullandVoid on 09/08/05 at 3:41 pm

yeah, after a tequila shot contest. ::)



*I'm wasn't kidding...LOL

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/08/05 at 3:47 pm

Yes,I have kissed a girl.French Kissing is my best one. ;D ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Step-chan on 09/08/05 at 3:50 pm


do you practice?


No.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/08/05 at 3:52 pm

I like mouth to mouth resusitation ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/08/05 at 3:59 pm


I've done a lot more then just kiss




There's more than just kissing?! What could possibly happen after you do that?!  :o



Beth

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/08/05 at 4:00 pm

Yes... back in... Kindergarten! I had a "girlfriend" then  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/08/05 at 4:31 pm




There's more than just kissing?! What could possibly happen after you do that?!  :o



Beth



necking and petting ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 09/08/05 at 4:34 pm

No...  :-[

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/12/05 at 7:38 pm

Yesterday,I made out again with Robin in her car and let me tell you,she's great except that she doesn't use tongue in her kiss but I do cause it's more sensual and sexual and creates more passion in the kiss.I frenched her for about 5 minutes then I got to tickle her to death and she loved that as well. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Miss Tainted on 09/12/05 at 8:28 pm

You know somebody should start a 'Have you ever kissed a guy?' thread. haha

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: whistledog on 09/12/05 at 8:30 pm

I honestly have not  :-[ :-[

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Marty McFly on 09/12/05 at 8:39 pm


I'm sure this will be a very interesting topic... but unfortunately I have never kissed a girl in the 24 years I've been alive. However, I've hugged more than 100 girls. :) 8) (116, to be exact.)


I've thought this was a cool thread but never responded till now.

Anyway Jeff, I'm alot like you are. I've hugged tons of girls but no kisses yet, lol. As of this post I just turned 24 as well, so don't worry. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/12/05 at 9:36 pm


I've thought this was a cool thread but never responded till now.

Anyway Jeff, I'm alot like you are. I've hugged tons of girls but no kisses yet, lol. As of this post I just turned 24 as well, so don't worry. ;)



you "kissless" guys need to start puckering up those lips! LOL ;)




Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jackas on 09/12/05 at 11:07 pm


Yesterday,I made out again with Robin in her car and let me tell you,she's great except that she doesn't use tongue in her kiss but I do cause it's more sensual and sexual and creates more passion in the kiss.I frenched her for about 5 minutes then I got to tickle her to death and she loved that as well. ;)


;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/12/05 at 11:08 pm


;)





bbahahahaaha!!!!  ;D




Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Billy Florio on 09/12/05 at 11:23 pm


;)


HAHAHA....oh thats great

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/12/05 at 11:36 pm


Yesterday,I made out again with Robin in her car and let me tell you,she's great except that she doesn't use tongue in her kiss but I do cause it's more sensual and sexual and creates more passion in the kiss.I frenched her for about 5 minutes then I got to tickle her to death and she loved that as well. ;)


Here's something for you to think about Howard. It's your love for your woman that creates the passion not whether you stick your tongue in her gob.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: rich1981 on 09/13/05 at 2:31 am

Well I did when I was 4 years old ::).

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Miss PIXIE on 09/13/05 at 4:46 am



necking and petting ;)


I wonder what 'petting' is?  do you mean 'patting' as in pat a dog?  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 4:50 am


I wonder what 'petting' is?  do you mean 'patting' as in pat a dog?   ;D ;D


I thought that for a while, Miss Pixie, lol. It just means making out.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 09/13/05 at 5:15 am


Anyway Jeff, I'm alot like you are. I've hugged tons of girls but no kisses yet, lol. As of this post I just turned 24 as well, so don't worry. ;)


Lucky.. I've only hugged a few.. that's all the more I've ever done, either. Most people.. well.. they either kinda avoid me, or a hug just never comes up.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 09/13/05 at 5:37 am


I thought that for a while, Miss Pixie, lol. It just means making out.  ;) ;D


Damn, I've been doing it wrong all these years!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Paul on 09/13/05 at 6:47 am


You know somebody should start a 'Have you ever kissed a guy?' thread. haha



I wonder what 'petting' is?  do you mean 'patting' as in pat a dog?   ;D ;D


Next thread...

'Have you ever kissed a dog?!!'

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: joedeertae on 09/13/05 at 8:21 am


'Have you ever kissed a dog?!!'


no, but I once dated a girl that liked to play fetch!

http://troyano.com/marxmadera/img/art_entregroucho2.jpg

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: PaperGirl on 09/13/05 at 8:33 am

Yes.     

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 09/13/05 at 8:35 am


Next thread...

'Have you ever kissed a dog?!!'

no, but I once dated a girl that liked to play fetch!
http://troyano.com/marxmadera/img/art_entregroucho2.jpg


 HAHA  :D :D :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 09/13/05 at 8:39 am


Yesterday,I made out again with Robin in her car and let me tell you,she's great except that she doesn't use tongue in her kiss but I do cause it's more sensual and sexual and creates more passion in the kiss.I frenched her for about 5 minutes then I got to tickle her to death and she loved that as well. ;)


Howard I swear to God some of your posts crease me up larfin' - and I'm sure you don't mean for them to be sooo funny but they certainly are  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Paul on 09/13/05 at 9:23 am


no, but I once dated a girl that liked to play fetch!


Badoom...tish!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jackas on 09/13/05 at 11:00 am


I wonder what 'petting' is?  do you mean 'patting' as in pat a dog?   ;D ;D


Petting means to feel up. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/13/05 at 3:09 pm


I've thought this was a cool thread but never responded till now.

Anyway Jeff, I'm alot like you are. I've hugged tons of girls but no kisses yet, lol. As of this post I just turned 24 as well, so don't worry. ;)

At the time I made the post, I was almost 24 2/3; now I am 25 1/6. I'm sure the right time will come along at some point.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:10 pm


no tongue? so i guess a  ::) is out of the question  :D



She doesn't like tongue kissing ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:10 pm


Next thread...

'Have you ever kissed a dog?!!'


Yeah . . . She was ruff.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:14 pm


Petting means to feel up. ;)



That's just what I did.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/13/05 at 3:14 pm


Lucky.. I've only hugged a few.. that's all the more I've ever done, either. Most people.. well.. they either kinda avoid me, or a hug just never comes up.

Well, I never even hugged any girls until I was 16. That's because I never really got the urge until then. A girl from my U.S. history class came up to me in the hall, said, "Hey, Jeff, how ya doin'," and placed her right arm around me. Since then, I've hugged a hundred and forty-one other young ladies. 8) While I have given all 142 of them the "full" hug (both arms), approximately half of them have done so in return; others just use one arm each time, and maybe three or four have used neither arm.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:17 pm


Well, I never even hugged any girls until I was 16. That's because I never really got the urge until then. A girl from my U.S. history class came up to me in the hall, said, "Hey, Jeff, how ya doin'," and placed her right arm around me. Since then, I've hugged a hundred and forty-one other young ladies. 8) While I have given all 142 of them the "full" hug (both arms), approximately half of them have done so in return; others just use one arm each time, and maybe three or four have used neither arm.


Maybe the aim to hug women scares them off, Jeff. Sometimes physical contact can be quite unnerving for them.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/13/05 at 3:18 pm


Maybe the aim to hug women scares them off, Jeff. Sometimes physical contact can be quite unnerving for them.  :)

I've found that in a few of them; sometimes I don't even bother. :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:19 pm

you have to put your lips close to hers and then insert tongue

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 09/13/05 at 3:20 pm


Well, I never even hugged any girls until I was 16. That's because I never really got the urge until then. A girl from my U.S. history class came up to me in the hall, said, "Hey, Jeff, how ya doin'," and placed her right arm around me. Since then, I've hugged a hundred and forty-one other young ladies. 8) While I have given all 142 of them the "full" hug (both arms), approximately half of them have done so in return; others just use one arm each time, and maybe three or four have used neither arm.


Well, usually they intiate it, so I make sure it's a full hug.. they do seem to really enjoy it.. I've been told I'm really good at giving hugs.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:21 pm


you have to put your lips close to hers and then insert tongue


Too much, too soon for Jeff, me thinks Howard.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:22 pm


Too much, too soon for Jeff, me thinks Howard.  ;D



Oh I'm sorry you were talking to Jeff? ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:23 pm


Oh I'm sorry you were talking to Jeff? ???


You were giving me kissing lessons, Howard? Lol.

OKay, I'm puckering up . . . Do your worst.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:24 pm


You were giving me kissing lessons, Howard? Lol.

OKay, I'm puckering up . . . Do your worst.  ;D



Oh forget it :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/13/05 at 3:24 pm


Well, usually they intiate it, so I make sure it's a full hug.. they do seem to really enjoy it.. I've been told I'm really good at giving hugs.

i've been told that as well...or something similar.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:25 pm


Oh forget it :P


Ha ha! You heterosexual man, you.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Paul on 09/13/05 at 3:27 pm


You were giving me kissing lessons, Howard? Lol.

OKay, I'm puckering up . . . Do your worst.  ;D


Watch it, Bob...

...once he starts getting those condiments out - beware!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:28 pm


Watch it, Bob...

...once he starts getting those condiments out - beware!


Quite saucy indeed.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:29 pm


i've been told that as well...or something similar.


If you want hugs, you've got to wear clothes/fabrics that encourage it.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/13/05 at 3:29 pm


I've been told I'm really good at giving hugs.



Dude, yes. Seriously, if you get a hug from Andrew..you're good for weeks. A fulfilling hugger, you are.




Beth

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Marty McFly on 09/13/05 at 3:30 pm


Well, usually they intiate it, so I make sure it's a full hug.. they do seem to really enjoy it.. I've been told I'm really good at giving hugs.


I've been told that too - although I usually am not the one initiating it (not my style most of the time, lol).

P.S. Jeff, I've still got a little over a year to beat you! ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/13/05 at 3:32 pm


I've been told that too - although I usually am not the one initiating it (not my style most of the time, lol).

P.S. Jeff, I've still got a little over a year to beat you! ;D

that's right...you're a year younger than me...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:33 pm


Dude, yes. Seriously, if you get a hug from Andrew..you're good for weeks. A fulfilling hugger, you are.


There you go, Apricot.  8)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Paul on 09/13/05 at 3:50 pm


If you want hugs, you've got to wear clothes/fabrics that encourage it.  :)


I was thinking of getting a sweatshirt made up with...

'Hug Me, FerChrissakes! I haven't got a contagious disease!'

...what say? A bit too expressive?!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:50 pm


Quite saucy indeed.  ;D





Did you just say sauce?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:53 pm


I was thinking of getting a sweatshirt made up with...

'Hug Me, FerChrissakes! I haven't got a contagious disease!'

...what say? A bit too expressive?!!


Er . . . might be. The idea was suggestion rather than expression.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:53 pm


Did you just say sauce?


I certainly did, Howard. Red or brown?  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/13/05 at 3:54 pm


If you want hugs, you've got to wear clothes/fabrics that encourage it.  :)


So.. i should get rid of my t-shirts and wear strappy revealing tops?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:55 pm


I certainly did, Howard. Red or brown?  :)



Soy Sauce

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:55 pm


So.. i should get rid of my t-shirts and wear strappy revealing tops?



:o WOW! :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:56 pm


So.. i should get rid of my t-shirts and wear strappy revealing tops?


You could but that would just get you funny looks, young man.  ;D

Wear something . . . huggable. You'll know.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: FaultyDog on 09/13/05 at 4:05 pm


Well, I never even hugged any girls until I was 16. That's because I never really got the urge until then. A girl from my U.S. history class came up to me in the hall, said, "Hey, Jeff, how ya doin'," and placed her right arm around me. Since then, I've hugged a hundred and forty-one other young ladies. 8) While I have given all 142 of them the "full" hug (both arms), approximately half of them have done so in return; others just use one arm each time, and maybe three or four have used neither arm.


Why do you keep track of the number of girls you've been hugging? Is there no way you can stop this? ??? I'm serious - does it give you some sense of control?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: FaultyDog on 09/13/05 at 4:07 pm

And to answer the question: yes, I've kissed a girl (long, long time ago... :\'(). Only one girl, I'm afraid, and it was only after she had kissed me first.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 4:09 pm


Why do you keep track of the number of girls you've been hugging? Is there no way you can stop this? ??? I'm serious - does it give you some sense of control?


Some people are naturally tactile, Henk, but keeping track is a bit weird for me to handle too. However, Jeff does like his stats.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 4:10 pm


And to answer the question: yes, I've kissed a girl (long, long time ago... :\'(). Only one girl, I'm afraid, and it was only after she had kissed me first.


That's a shame. I'm sure an opportunity will come up sooner rather than later.  ;) :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/13/05 at 4:10 pm


Some people are naturally tactile, Henk, but keeping track is a bit weird for me to handle too. However, Jeff does like his stats.  ;)

Yes, I'm very numerical. :) I also keep track of other numerical things...such as the number of baseball cards I have (6,516), among other stuff.... ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 09/13/05 at 4:12 pm

Once, but then I had to run inside and wash my lips for cooties.  :D  LMAO

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 4:14 pm


Yes, I'm very numerical. :) I also keep track of other numerical things...such as the number of baseball cards I have (6,516), among other stuff.... ;D


Perhaps a good gift with direction, Jeff - unfortunately, it sounds a little obsessive to me?  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 4:15 pm


Once, but then I had to run inside and wash my lips for cooties.  :D  LMAO


Then you definitely kissed the wrong bloke.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/13/05 at 4:20 pm


Perhaps a good gift with direction, Jeff - unfortunately, it sounds a little obsessive to me?  :)

Not at all... I'm just naturally gifted.. ;) :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 4:21 pm


Not at all... I'm just naturally gifted.. ;) :-\\


Oh I am not saying it isn't a gift it's just that counting the amount of women you have hugged seems a little more . . . someone help me out here . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/13/05 at 4:23 pm


Oh I am not saying it isn't a gift it's just that counting the amount of women you have hugged seems a little more . . . someone help me out here . . .  ;D

well when i first started giving hugs to girls in late 1996 i enjoyed it so much that i kept an internal tally after about 10, just for fun.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/13/05 at 4:24 pm


well when i first started giving hugs to girls in late 1996 i enjoyed it so much that i kept an internal tally after about 10, just for fun.


Sounds like fun  ;)

I've petted over 100 doggy's

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 09/13/05 at 4:26 pm


Yes, I'm very numerical. :) I also keep track of other numerical things...such as the number of baseball cards I have (6,516), among other stuff.... ;D


Sounds like you should be an accountant, Jeff!  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: FaultyDog on 09/13/05 at 4:29 pm


Oh I am not saying it isn't a gift it's just that counting the amount of women you have hugged seems a little more . . . someone help me out here . . .  ;D


...extraordinary. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Paul on 09/13/05 at 5:06 pm


Oh I am not saying it isn't a gift it's just that counting the amount of women you have hugged seems a little more . . . someone help me out here . . .  ;D


Would love to Bob...but I think you're approaching the corner of the room with the paintbrush still in your hand!*

(* DIY analogy!)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 09/13/05 at 7:29 pm


Dude, yes. Seriously, if you get a hug from Andrew..you're good for weeks. A fulfilling hugger, you are.


I think it's my technique. I don't have a problem getting close to people.. some people just lean in slightly for hugs.. I get in there and get the job done.. that just seems right to me.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 11:07 pm


...extraordinary. ;)


Yeah that'll do.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 11:08 pm


Would love to Bob...but I think you're approaching the corner of the room with the paintbrush still in your hand!*

(* DIY analogy!)


What does that mean?  ??? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 09/14/05 at 5:36 am


What does that mean?  ??? ;D


It means shut up now Bobby before you dig an even bigger hole.

(But I'm with you on the weirdness of counting hugs.)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 09/14/05 at 6:01 am

I kiss my dear little cat all the time when I'm home  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/14/05 at 9:57 am


It means shut up now Bobby before you dig an even bigger hole.

(But I'm with you on the weirdness of counting hugs.)


Alright then I will.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jackas on 09/14/05 at 1:47 pm


Would love to Bob...but I think you're approaching the corner of the room with the paintbrush still in your hand!*

(* DIY analogy!)


I have to know what this means.  Anyone...anyone?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: joedeertae on 09/14/05 at 1:58 pm


Would love to Bob...but I think you're approaching the corner of the room with the paintbrush still in your hand!*

(* DIY analogy!)


What does that mean?  ??? ;D


I have to know what this means. Anyone...anyone?



I think what that means is that Bobby has painted himself into the proverbial corner and now he can't get out.
DIY = Do It Youself  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/14/05 at 5:00 pm

Robin says that a french kiss is exausting to her but I said that for me it's a workout ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/14/05 at 6:12 pm


I think what that means is that Bobby has painted himself into the proverbial corner and now he can't get out.
DIY = Do It Youself  ;D


I didn't think I had but never mind.  ;D

I ask the questions people rarely want to answer.  :-[ ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: joedeertae on 09/15/05 at 2:50 pm


I ask the questions people rarely want to answer.  :-[ ;D


Oh yeah... well I write the song that make the young girls cry!  ;D :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/15/05 at 3:28 pm

What's the best french kiss you guys ever had?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/15/05 at 3:31 pm


What's the best french kiss you guys ever had?
I've STILL never had one...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 09/15/05 at 3:33 pm


I've STILL never had one...


It's up to you to do something about that, Jeff!  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Paul on 09/15/05 at 3:35 pm


What's the best french kiss you guys ever had?


The one I had in France (har! har!)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/15/05 at 3:36 pm


It's up to you to do something about that, Jeff!  ;)

I just haven't felt like it. I guess I haven't found that special someone yet. :-\\

For now, I just give hugs. :) It feels good, and I think it's a kind thing to do.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/15/05 at 3:57 pm


I just haven't felt like it. I guess I haven't found that special someone yet. :-\\

For now, I just give hugs. :) It feels good, and I think it's a kind thing to do.


What are you waiting for my man,you're still young ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/15/05 at 4:49 pm


What are you waiting for my man,you're still young ;)

The time will come someday; don't worry about it :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 09/15/05 at 7:07 pm

I got a hug the other day.. never got one from that girl.. Christ, she nearly broke me spine.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ElDuderino on 09/15/05 at 8:33 pm

Yes..your mom.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/15/05 at 10:58 pm


I got a hug the other day.. never got one from that girl.. Christ, she nearly broke me spine.  ;D


Was her name Lola?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 09/16/05 at 10:45 am


I just haven't felt like it. I guess I haven't found that special someone yet. :-\\

For now, I just give hugs. :) It feels good, and I think it's a kind thing to do.
You'll have to kiss a few of the "wrong" girls before you find the right one. Like anything else, it takes practice.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/16/05 at 10:50 am


I just haven't felt like it. I guess I haven't found that special someone yet. :-\\

For now, I just give hugs. :) It feels good, and I think it's a kind thing to do.


If you wait for the right girl to come along, Jeff, you will be hugging girls until the day you die.  ;)



Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 09/16/05 at 10:51 am


Oh yeah... well I write the song that make the young girls cry!  ;D :D


You didn't write 'The Birdy Song' did you?  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 09/16/05 at 2:51 pm


If you wait for the right girl to come along, Jeff, you will be hugging girls until the day you die.  ;)





I wouldn't worry about it if I were you. :-\\ As a 25-year-old single man, I am in no hurry whatsoever. The right one will come along someday, I think "someday" may be a ways away yet.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/16/05 at 2:53 pm

In order to make out with a girl you have to have the right mood music to get your juices flowing

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 09/16/05 at 2:55 pm


In order to make out with a girl you have to have the right mood music to get your juices flowing


You shouldn't need music to get your juices flowing!  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/16/05 at 2:55 pm


You shouldn't need music to get your juices flowing!  ;D



To each his own,I always say CF ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 09/16/05 at 5:42 pm


In order to make out with a girl you have to have the right mood music to get your juices flowing
The theme song from "Benny Hill" always seems to work... ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jackas on 09/16/05 at 5:48 pm


The theme song from "Benny Hill" always seems to work... ;D


Especially if you're lifting women's skirts. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 09/16/05 at 5:58 pm


Especially if you're lifting women's skirts. ;D
Or yanking their wigs off and slapping their bald heads

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 09/17/05 at 8:16 am


Especially if you're lifting women's skirts. ;D



That'll happen within time Jacks.The skirts WILL come off. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Miss PIXIE on 10/06/05 at 11:27 am


Next thread...

'Have you ever kissed a dog?!!'


Woof Woof 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 12:15 pm

Never hugged or kissed a girl before.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: whistledog on 10/06/05 at 12:34 pm

There was a popular song from 1983 called Kissing With Confidence by Will Powers (with Carly Simon) that featured a talking chorus that referred to kissing techniques  ;D


"Do you want to kiss this person? Then be honest - what is keeping you from kissing with confidence? Worries. Some of them can be put to rest if you ask yourself a few simple questions before kissing.

Is your breath fresh?
Do your have spinach on your teeth?
Is your deodorant strong enough?

You may also find yourself worrying about what will happen once you are in the act of kissing. Will your stomach growl? Will your braces lock? Will you be able to prolong the kiss and still breathe?

Will I spoil it with my overbite?
Will our noses bump in the moonlight?
When our lips meet, will they fit right?

These worries are best cleared from the mind by the romance chant method, a technique which will also place your lips naturally in kissing position. Hableme el unico del mundo. Digame: comoe te hace ese sonido. Tan glorioso. Que aun hoba con anticipation de el. Me ha reducio a un bestia. Grunedo. Entusiomandose y paliptando. Practice this chant in the morning as you rise, in the evening as you retire and just before a date.

Once you have mastered these techniques there is only one worry left - will it go too far? It never will if you remain alert to these danger signals - heavy breathing, wandering hands, strong heartbeats. A nice way to maintain self-control without offending the other person is to say -- "I'm not ready to handle what I think is coming", then you both go home and daydream. Tomorrow you can start again fresh. Just remember - you can not get pregnant from kissing"

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 12:37 pm


Never hugged or kissed a girl before.


You'll get there.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 12:44 pm


There was a popular song from 1983 called Kissing With Confidence by Will Powers (with Carly Simon) that featured a talking chorus that referred to kissing techniques  ;D


That is such a great song!  8)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Step-chan on 10/06/05 at 2:19 pm


have any of you ever watched the show, "The L Word" on Showtime? It's a wonderful show!! just thought I would pass that along!

Erin :)


Never seen it myself.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 2:35 pm


Never hugged or kissed a girl before.


Never even hugged?

Did I once hear you say you were homeschooled?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Southern Image on 10/06/05 at 2:37 pm

Just my daughter and my friends ON THE CHEEKS   :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/06/05 at 4:09 pm

I love french kissing.That's the best kiss of them all.Just remember to spray your breath with Binaca before you lock lips. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/06/05 at 4:47 pm


I love french kissing.That's the best kiss of them all.Just remember to spray your breath with Binaca before you lock lips. ;D

To this day, I still haven't done any.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/06/05 at 4:49 pm


To this day, I still haven't done any.



Would you want to?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/06/05 at 4:50 pm



Would you want to?

Eventually. I'm sure I'll find the right chick someday. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 4:51 pm


I love french kissing.That's the best kiss of them all.Just remember to spray your breath with Binaca before you lock lips. ;D


Really? I love those soft kisses where your lips lightly touch your girls. So sweet.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/06/05 at 4:52 pm


Really? I love those soft kisses where your lips lightly touch your girls. So sweet.  :)



Touch your girls what?


(sorry My Mind is in the gutter) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 4:52 pm


Eventually. I'm sure I'll find the right chick someday. ;D


You might want to get some practice in, mate, before she does. Otherwise the only thing you will be counting is your hugs.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 4:53 pm


Touch your girls what?


(sorry My Mind is in the gutter) ;D


Your girl's mouthy lips, Howard.  ::) ;D

(and yes it is in the gutter)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/06/05 at 4:54 pm


Really? I love those soft kisses where your lips lightly touch your girls. So sweet.  :)



see...I like those better too....I am not all about swapping spit, etc. LOL!




Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/06/05 at 4:54 pm


You might want to get some practice in, mate, before she does. Otherwise the only thing you will be counting is your hugs.

I don't count the hugs; I just count the girls I hug. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/06/05 at 4:56 pm


Your girl's mouthy lips, Howard.  ::) ;D

(and yes it is in the gutter)



Do you swap spit with her,I do with Robin sometimes but not all the time.She doesn't like direct contact of saliva. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 4:58 pm


see...I like those better too....I am not all about swapping spit, etc. LOL!


I find they are much more sensual and meaningful . . . They have a more innocent and romantic quality to them too.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/06/05 at 4:59 pm


I find they are much more sensual and meaningful . . . They have a more innocent and romantic quality to them too.  :)



darn right! ;)



Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/06/05 at 4:59 pm


I find they are much more sensual and meaningful . . . They have a more innocent and romantic quality to them too.  :)



What about direct contact of saliva?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 5:00 pm


Never even hugged?

Did I once hear you say you were homeschooled?


Never hugged or kissed a girl.  I don't really have opportunities to see people that often anyway.

And yeah, I'm homeschooled.  This is my fourth year of homeschooling and I hate it.  

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 5:00 pm


I don't count the hugs; I just count the girls I hug. ;D


It doesn't matter Jeff as you're not going to kiss any of them.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 5:03 pm


darn right! ;)


:)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/06/05 at 5:03 pm


It doesn't matter Jeff as you're not going to kiss any of them.

How do you know? Maybe I will one day kiss a young lady. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not next week...but it'll probably happen one day. I just don't know when. And I'm not going to even worry about it.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 5:04 pm



What about direct contact of saliva?


Well it doesn't bother me. I don't mind french-kissing and I did it a couple of times with my ex but it didn't feel right because it wasn't that type of relationship. A bit difficult to explain, Howard.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/06/05 at 5:06 pm


Well it doesn't bother me. I don't mind french-kissing and I did it a couple of times with my ex but it didn't feel right because it wasn't that type of relationship. A bit difficult to explain, Howard.  :)


It's ok.You don't have to explain.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 5:07 pm


How do you know? Maybe I will one day kiss a young lady. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not next week...but it'll probably happen one day. I just don't know when. And I'm not going to even worry about it.


Because you are waiting for your perfect, idyllic girl. Jeff, you could be waiting around for years for that kind of person (if she ever comes along). It's for the here and now and you need practice before that kind of girl comes along.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 5:09 pm


It's ok.You don't have to explain.


It's not that I don't want to, it's like I'm not too sure how to put it into words. See, I always viewed my ex in a mother/son relationship and, despite being sexually active, french-kissing just didn't feel right.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Southern Image on 10/06/05 at 5:54 pm


Never hugged or kissed a girl.  I don't really have opportunities to see people that often anyway.

And yeah, I'm homeschooled.  This is my fourth year of homeschooling and I hate it. 


You have plenty of time.

Its the other 2 I'm worried about  :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Southern Image on 10/06/05 at 5:57 pm


It's not that I don't want to, it's like I'm not too sure how to put it into words. See, I always viewed my ex in a mother/son relationship and, despite being sexually active, french-kissing just didn't feel right.



You need to find the right person...... and go for it. Like Howard said, French kissing is the bomb. You don't have to spit all over your partner and choke them with your tongue.  ;)  The minute you think of mother/son or sister type of relationship, you killed it.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 7:36 pm


Never hugged or kissed a girl.  I don't really have opportunities to see people that often anyway.

And yeah, I'm homeschooled.  This is my fourth year of homeschooling and I hate it.  


That's why.. being homeschooled keeps you away from da LADIES. You need to tell your parents you gotta get to public school.. if not, kill your mother with a broken lawn chair.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 7:37 pm


That's why.. being homeschooled keeps you away from da LADIES. You need to tell your parents you gotta get to public school.. if not, kill your mother with a broken lawn chair.


I've killed her with a broken lawn chair twenty seven times.  Nothing seems to work.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 7:38 pm


I've killed her with a broken lawn chair twenty seven times.  Nothing seems to work.


... Must.. resist.. urge.. to say.. "set her straight"... MUST.. RESIST... TOO.. CREEPY.. AND WRONG... NOOOO!!!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 7:40 pm


... Must.. resist.. urge.. to say.. "set her straight"... MUST.. RESIST... TOO.. CREEPY.. AND WRONG... NOOOO!!!!


Talk about my mom that way, eh?

I'll have to set you straight.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 7:42 pm

YWN, you've taken one step over that line..

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 7:43 pm


YWN, you've taken one step over that line..


Please...don't...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 7:44 pm

You know what happens when you take one step over that line..

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 7:44 pm

Set eem straight, Andrew!  >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 7:45 pm


Set eem straight, Andrew!  >:(


Micromanager!

Looks like I'm not the only one who needs to be set straight...

*slowly begins to sneak away*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/06/05 at 8:11 pm


It's not that I don't want to, it's like I'm not too sure how to put it into words. See, I always viewed my ex in a mother/son relationship and, despite being sexually active, french-kissing just didn't feel right.


Bob.. that is just nasty.
:P

You were willing to nail her but not kiss her  :P

We need to talk young man! Or i'm just not understanding the situation.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 8:15 pm


Bob.. that is just nasty.
:P


Seriously, reading that in the quote box scared the Hell outta me.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 8:31 pm


It's not that I don't want to, it's like I'm not too sure how to put it into words. See, I always viewed my ex in a mother/son relationship and, despite being sexually active, french-kissing just didn't feel right.


I see.  It would be uncomfortable to french kiss your mother, but you can always bone her.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 8:33 pm


I see.  It would be uncomfortable to french kiss your mother, but you can always bone her.




omfg, Sheth....


  | <--- this is the line

  * <------ this is you


| * <--- this is you cr---you get the idea...


Now I'm gonna havta set you straight!  >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 8:36 pm

Beth, I was just rewording what Bobby said!

He said that he was sexually active with a woman who he felt was like his mother, so he didn't want to french kiss her.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 8:38 pm


Beth, I was just rewording what Bobby said!

He said that he was sexually active with a woman who he felt was like his mother, so he didn't want to french kiss her.




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Well, ...You're still gonna be set straight!  >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 8:39 pm


Well, ...You're still gonna be set straight!  >:(


Looking at that little symbol above your post count, I don't see how you intend on "setting me straight".

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/06/05 at 8:39 pm


Beth, I was just rewording what Bobby said!

He said that he was sexually active with a woman who he felt was like his mother, so he didn't want to french kiss her.


Ya know mate..

I shouldn't have said anything about that.

Wasn't meant to be a joke, i just wanted to get the facts straight.

I don't suppose you have the maturity to distinguish.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 8:40 pm


Ya know mate..

I shouldn't have said anything about that.

Wasn't meant to be a joke, i just wanted to get the facts straight.

I don't suppose you have the maturity to distinguish.




Woah Woah Woah....back up off his kool-aid, yo.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 8:43 pm


Ya know mate..

I shouldn't have said anything about that.

Wasn't meant to be a joke, i just wanted to get the facts straight.

I don't suppose you have the maturity to distinguish.


What are you saying?  ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/06/05 at 8:45 pm

Well...  Maybe what I said came off too bitingly sarcastic.

I was just amused at the quote and its implications.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/06/05 at 10:37 pm


Because you are waiting for your perfect, idyllic girl. Jeff, you could be waiting around for years for that kind of person (if she ever comes along). It's for the here and now and you need practice before that kind of girl comes along.  :)

Whatever you say, Rob. :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 11:14 pm


Looking at that little symbol above your post count, I don't see how you intend on "setting me straight".




Hahaha...I just noticed that you said this. Ha...Ha...*grabs random broom*


...Ruuuunnnnn!!!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/06/05 at 11:20 pm

Posters count; don't they?

-Alex ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 11:21 pm


... But Beth sets them straight! With a

NICE

HOT

STICKING!!!




Ch....Darn tootin'

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/06/05 at 11:26 pm


Nope, sorry, you're just outta luck.


Crap flakes!  >:(

She seemed pretty real at the time.  :P


Dang me, dang me, somebody take a rope and hang me! High from the highest treeee..

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/06/05 at 11:29 pm




Hahaha...I just noticed that you said this. Ha...Ha...*grabs random broom*


...Ruuuunnnnn!!!!


I'm sorry that house fell on your sister.  ;D ::) :D ;D



..wow I'm a cheap bast@rd. Anyone could see that joke comin' a mile away!  :D

*braces for rotten tomatoes*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 11:33 pm


I'm sorry that house fell on your sister.  ;D ::) :D ;D



..wow I'm a cheap bast@rd. Anyone could see that joke comin' a mile away!  :D

*braces for rotten tomatoes*


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HA-HO! YOU SURE BURNED ME, ALEX. YOU'RE SO CLEVER....CLEVERNESS JUST SEEPS FROM YOUR PORES, I TELL YA! I SURE WISH I WAS AS CLEVER AS YOU!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/06/05 at 11:35 pm


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HA-HO! YOU SURE BURNED ME, ALEX. YOU'RE SO CLEVER....CLEVERNESS JUST SEEPS FROM YOUR PORES, I TELL YA! I SURE WISH I WAS AS CLEVER AS YOU!


Wow..thats one of the worst attempts at sarcasm..ever. Comic book guy told me so.  :P

Just having fun, Beth.

-Alex

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 11:36 pm


Wow..thats one of the worst attempts at sarcasm..ever. Comic book guy told me so.  :P

Just having fun, Beth.

-Alex




Your "fun's" no good here. *Gets the broom*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/06/05 at 11:39 pm




Your "fun's" no good here. *Gets the broom*


DAMMIT!!@ >:(

The coupon said I get three free funs and an ice cream.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 11:40 pm







Aww, trapped in the quote box. That...sucks when you're trying to prove a point. Lucky for you it wasn't a good one.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/06/05 at 11:42 pm




Aww, trapped in the quote box. That...sucks when you're trying to prove a point. Lucky for you it wasn't a good one.


I wasn't trying to make one.  ???

I was just joking.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/06/05 at 11:45 pm

STOP! Billy Joel break!


Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
If you said goodbye to me tonight
There would still be music left to write
What else could I do
I'm so inspired by you
That hasn't happened for the longest time

Once I thought my innocence was gone
Now I know that happiness goes on
That's where you found me
When you put your arms around me
I haven't been there for the longest time

Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
And the greatest miracle of all
Is how I need you
And how you needed me too
That hasn't happened for the longest time

Maybe this won't last very long
But you feel so right
And I could be wrong
Maybe I've been hoping too hard
But I've gone this far
And it's more that I hoped for

Who knows how much further we'll go on
Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll take my chances
I forgot how nice romance is
I haven't been there for the longest time
I had second thoughts at the start
I said to myself
Hold on to your heart
Now I know the woman that you are
You're wonderful so far
And it's more that I hoped for

I don't care what consequence it brings
I have been a fool for lesser things
I want you so bad
I think you ought to know that
I intend to hold you for
The longest time...!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/06/05 at 11:47 pm


STOP! Billy Joel break!


Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
If you said goodbye to me tonight
There would still be music left to write
What else could I do
I'm so inspired by you
That hasn't happened for the longest time

Once I thought my innocence was gone
Now I know that happiness goes on
That's where you found me
When you put your arms around me
I haven't been there for the longest time

Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
Oh, oh, oh
For the longest time
I'm that voice you're hearing in the hall
And the greatest miracle of all
Is how I need you
And how you needed me too
That hasn't happened for the longest time

Maybe this won't last very long
But you feel so right
And I could be wrong
Maybe I've been hoping too hard
But I've gone this far
And it's more that I hoped for

Who knows how much further we'll go on
Maybe I'll be sorry when you're gone
I'll take my chances
I forgot how nice romance is
I haven't been there for the longest time
I had second thoughts at the start
I said to myself
Hold on to your heart
Now I know the woman that you are
You're wonderful so far
And it's more that I hoped for

I don't care what consequence it brings
I have been a fool for lesser things
I want you so bad
I think you ought to know that
I intend to hold you for
The longest time...!!!!!!!!



Uh-oh. Sappy senses tingling. I'll leave you and Justin alone.  ;D

23 skadoo!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/07/05 at 5:37 am


Bob.. that is just nasty.
:P

You were willing to nail her but not kiss her  :P

We need to talk young man! Or i'm just not understanding the situation.


You don't understand the situation.

We did french-kiss on a few occassions. It's just that kissing to me is a more intimate thing than sex can be.

And just because I view her in that role doesn't mean I can't distinguish fact from reality and know she isn't my mother.

Jesus Christ! Some people . . .  ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/07/05 at 5:40 am


I see.  It would be uncomfortable to french kiss your mother, but you can always bone her.


And I think what you say here is bang out of order.  >:(

What exactly do you know about the facets of different types of relationships - or any relationships at all? Nothing! So until you have any idea - shut your mouth!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/07/05 at 5:41 am


And I think what you say here is bang out of order.  >:(

What exactly do you know about the facets of different types of relationships - or any relationships at all? Nothing! So until you have any idea - shut your mouth!


Read back.. he was doing what Andy did, but wasn't aware of his biting sarcasm.. think he already apologized.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/07/05 at 5:43 am


I think that was much more out of order than anything that YWN said.


Well, YWN WAS kinda rude... I'd be upset too.. although my response would have been a little less angry.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 10/07/05 at 5:45 am


Well, YWN WAS kinda rude... I'd be upset too.. although my response would have been a little less angry.


If you had recently split from a long term relationship and then had people criticising it the I think anger is justified.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/07/05 at 5:51 am


I think that was much more out of order than anything that YWN said.


He was insinuating I would have sex with my own mother and considering he had admitted he hadn't hugged/kissed a girl in his life, it is such a hypocritical thing to say, not knowing anything about relationships at all.

Also, I thought I would be open to share with you people some experience I had in relationships and hope to show you a different side (and why they often fail) and what happens as a result is that I get questioned for being a pervert.

Yes, I am perfectly justified in feeling angry - I don't get angry that often.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/07/05 at 5:52 am


And YWN.

If you need it, look at the comparison between Andy's and YWN's posts.



And what's your point here?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/07/05 at 5:58 am


Yeah, but YWN was joking. YWN had absolutely no bad intentions when he said that.

Bobby had a complete attempt at making YWN feel bad. And that's not nice at all.


There was certainly no indication that it was a joke and I got offended by such a crass comment.

I know Andy and what he's like (even though I was annoyed at what he said too).

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 10/07/05 at 6:03 am



If you need it, look at the comparison between Andy's and YWN's posts.



I think YWN post implies that Bobby would "bone" his mother but Andy's doesn't.  Andy is struggling to understand Bobby views on French kissing based on his own experience of them.  Ywn just sounded rude to me.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/07/05 at 6:04 am


Read back.. he was doing what Andy did, but wasn't aware of his biting sarcasm.. think he already apologized.


Then apology is accepted.

To get it from a person who has been with girls is enough, to get it from a 14 year old who is following the bandwagon was just a bit too much for me.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: bj26 on 10/07/05 at 9:02 am

I'm going to kiss three girls this week-end  ;)

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Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 9:06 am


And I think what you say here is bang out of order.  >:(

What exactly do you know about the facets of different types of relationships - or any relationships at all? Nothing! So until you have any idea - shut your mouth!


Yeah, looking over it again, I thought it was rude too.

Sorry Bob.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 9:18 am

Ouch.  I just looked back and got half a page dedicated to that one remark of mine.

Seriously, I was just kidding.  I wasn't trying to insult or belittle anyone.  I went too far, and I apologize.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: bj26 on 10/07/05 at 9:40 am


French kissing is the way to go!!   ;D
Well two of the three ladies will be my daughters, so we're talking little pecks and hugs, but with my girl friend, I'll be smoochin.....French style! 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 9:51 am




Hahaha...I just noticed that you said this. Ha...Ha...*grabs random broom*


...Ruuuunnnnn!!!!


Note to self: keep sexist remarks...to self.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: bj26 on 10/07/05 at 9:59 am


Note to self: keep sexist remarks...to self.
YWN hope you will be happily kissing someone this weekend.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 10:12 am


YWN hope you will be happily kissing someone this weekend.


Thanks, bj26!  You too!  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: bj26 on 10/07/05 at 10:56 am

All this talk about kissing, I can't wait till later, I want to be kissing a girl Now ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/07/05 at 11:46 am


Yeah, looking over it again, I thought it was rude too.

Sorry Bob.


That's okay, Marshall. I've moved on. You got half a page because I was dealing with the highland storm too.  ;)

Modified to add: I didn't mean to be angry. Everybody has a tolerance level.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/07/05 at 1:09 pm


School came and prevented me from arguing this this morning. I was gonna let it go, but I decided against it.
He wasn't "insinuating" anything, he was blatently saying it (sarcastically, might I add), JUST like Andy did.
So just because you've been in a few, you're the expert? So you finally figured out what love is? Could you write a book or something, then? Because a LOT of people are dying to know. You don't have to be in a relationship to know about them. That's like saying that you don't know what it's like driving a car before you get your license.
What side were you trying to show us?


No i didn't... fudges sake boy, read what's being said.
I didn't fully comprehend the situation and was trying to make head and tail of it.
Your comparisons are flawed. Driving a car is a logical act, feelings of 'love' are totally illogical.
I doubt you know too much about these kind of things (and i fully admit to not being any sort of expert myself) but what about you hush the lip.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/07/05 at 1:38 pm


He wasn't "insinuating" anything, he was blatently saying it (sarcastically, might I add), JUST like Andy did.


.. Oh really.


I wasn't talking about you, I was talking about YWN.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 2:18 pm

Okay people, this argument is obsolete.  There were two parties involved, Bobby and myself.  We shook hands and apologized, and we don't need our advocates carrying on the debate.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 2:19 pm

And to get this topic back on track...

I still haven't hugged or kissed a girl.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/07/05 at 2:25 pm


Okay people, this argument is obsolete.  There were two parties involved, Bobby and myself.  We shook hands and apologized, and we don't need our advocates carrying on the debate.



THANK YOU!! Gosh guys...life is too short to pick fights with one another.....now kiss and make up (JOKING ;))!!




Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/07/05 at 2:36 pm


You're right. I forgot about that last part that I added in there. My bad. But what about this?





they all said their apologies....I am guessing it is over now....no point in dwelling on it. ;)




Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/07/05 at 2:36 pm


You're right. I forgot about that last part that I added in there. My bad. But what about this?



Good point, i needed a ? after the boldamafied part.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/07/05 at 2:38 pm

I happen to enjoy direct contact of saliva when french kissing sometimes.I don't know why some people dislike it.It's pretty natural.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 2:38 pm


I'm not really arguing about whether or not you were right anymore. I'm really arguing about how Bobby completely blew up on you and passed off Andy's comment like it was nothing.


Well...  It's all over now.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/07/05 at 2:40 pm


It's not that I don't want to, it's like I'm not too sure how to put it into words. See, I always viewed my ex in a mother/son relationship and, despite being sexually active, french-kissing just didn't feel right.



So,you're not a tiger in bed? ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/07/05 at 4:19 pm


And what's your point here?


I think he was saying they're similar posts, and you responded with much less patience towards YWN.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/07/05 at 4:24 pm



So,you're not a tiger in bed? ;)


I bet you are Howie  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/07/05 at 4:28 pm


I think he was saying they're similar posts, and you responded with much less patience towards YWN.


This is the last I will say on the matter as it's done and dusted.

I know Andy and I know what he is like (been great mates virtually since he started on the boards). At least he asked me for an explanation and I also acknowledged how stupid Andy's comment was. I don't really know YWN that well and he just followed the band and was basically rude. I don't need to justify myself.

Anyway, the whole thing is pointless to continue arguing as Marshall and I have sorted it out - and I even acknowledged my own anger. So Mr Highland Storm, your arguments are defunct.

*modified slightly*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/07/05 at 4:31 pm


So,you're not a tiger in bed? ;)


She was left satisfied.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/07/05 at 4:33 pm


And to get this topic back on track...

I still haven't hugged or kissed a girl.


Oh, come now.. you were gone a WHOLE day? How did you get no action in that time?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 10/07/05 at 5:00 pm

Oh for crying out loud . Heres some kisses  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

The guys who NEVER been kiss. Come grab them now. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/07/05 at 5:02 pm


Oh for crying out loud . Heres some kisses  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

The guys who NEVER been kiss. Come grab them now. ;)


Jeff, here's your chance.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 5:17 pm


Oh, come now.. you were gone a WHOLE day? How did you get no action in that time?


I know, it's amazing.  These Alabama girls...  They just don't put out.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/07/05 at 6:04 pm


I know, it's amazing.  These Alabama girls...  They just don't put out.


You obviously aren't trying hard enough.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/07/05 at 6:31 pm


Jeff, here's your chance.  ;D

Sorry, it has to happen for real. Nice try. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 10/07/05 at 6:35 pm


I know, it's amazing.  These Alabama girls...  They just don't put out.


Are you sure you want them to?  :D

"these Alabama women, they look like section men"  ;D

My father was originally from there. Strange place it is..

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 7:58 pm


Are you sure you want them to?  :D

"these Alabama women, they look like section men"  ;D

My father was originally from there. Strange place it is..


What are "section men"?

And I always thought we had good looking women...  :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/08/05 at 2:28 am


Sorry, it has to happen for real. Nice try. ;D


Tee hee. It certainly was worth a try.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/08/05 at 3:08 am


Tee hee. It certainly was worth a try.  ;D


Tee hee??  HUH? isn't that some quote usually in a speech bubble in a kids comic?
  - who laughs with a Tee hee  ffs?  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/08/05 at 3:18 am


Tee hee??  HUH? isn't that some quote usually in a speech bubble in a kids comic?
   - who laughs with a Tee hee  ffs?   ;D


I laugh a little like that depending on the situation.

Maybe I should go 'lol' instead but that's too boring.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/08/05 at 3:33 am


I laugh a little like that depending on the situation.

Maybe I should go 'lol' instead but that's too boring.  :)



Nah, everyone and their brothers, uncles, great-grandmothers, second cousins' sofa uses "LOL"...I say keep the damn "Tee hee" and voice it with pride!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/08/05 at 8:32 am


I bet you are Howie   ;D ;D



Let me tell you this,When we made love this past August and I was on top of her with my underwear on and not completely naked,I made love to her so badly that she was squirming to leave my bed and I told her that you aren't leaving this bed,I'm not finished with you yet. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/08/05 at 10:30 am



Let me tell you this,When we made love this past August and I was on top of her with my underwear on and not completely naked,I made love to her so badly that she was squirming to leave my bed and I told her that you aren't leaving this bed,I'm not finished with you yet. ;D


GODDDDDDD Howie I don't wanna know that stuff maan - keep it to yourself.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/08/05 at 11:36 am



Let me tell you this,When we made love this past August and I was on top of her with my underwear on and not completely naked,I made love to her so badly that she was squirming to leave my bed and I told her that you aren't leaving this bed,I'm not finished with you yet. ;D



Howard...HOWARD...............HoWaRd!!!!!!!    Please...I don't want to lose my lunch!! LOL! ;D ;)





Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/08/05 at 12:10 pm



Let me tell you this,When we made love this past August and I was on top of her with my underwear on and not completely naked,I made love to her so badly that she was squirming to leave my bed and I told her that you aren't leaving this bed,I'm not finished with you yet. ;D



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Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/08/05 at 12:15 pm


Let me tell you this,When we made love this past August and I was on top of her with my underwear on and not completely naked,I made love to her so badly that she was squirming to leave my bed and I told her that you aren't leaving this bed,I'm not finished with you yet. ;D


I was going to have tea tonight. I think I'll skip it . . .  ::) ;D

Howard, first of all you didn't make love (especially with your underwear on, lol) and second of all, if she is not ready you really shouldn't have put her in that position (unintentional pun  ;D). It is serious for you to understand that if she doesn't want your advances you can't just force yourself onto her like that.

But it also begs the question that if she has refused your advances for one year . . .  :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Barefoot_Blues on 10/08/05 at 12:18 pm

TMI- Howard  ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/08/05 at 12:22 pm


Nah, everyone and their brothers, uncles, great-grandmothers, second cousins' sofa uses "LOL"...I say keep the damn "Tee hee" and voice it with pride!


Thank you. I like to be different.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/08/05 at 12:24 pm


Thank you. I like to be different.  :)


Me too.  I rarely "LOL".  In fact, I often don't even acknowledge when I find something funny, but if I do, I'll usually type "hehehe...".

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/08/05 at 12:41 pm


Me too.  I rarely "LOL".  In fact, I often don't even acknowledge when I find something funny, but if I do, I'll usually type "hehehe...".


Yes, it can get a bit clinical otherwise. A bit of variety helps the spoonful of sugar go down . . . whatever that is supposed to mean.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/10/05 at 7:09 pm

Sorry Guys if that was way too much information,I just enjoy kissing and fooling around. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/10/05 at 7:13 pm


Sorry Guys if that was way too much information,I just enjoy kissing and fooling around. ;D



Evidently.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/10/05 at 7:14 pm



Evidently.


I'm sorry if you tossed your cookies. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/10/05 at 7:17 pm


Sorry Guys if that was way too much information,I just enjoy kissing and fooling around. ;D


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Howard..

Ya know.

In the future, maybe you ought to proof read what you say, or.. just try and post that kind of thing in between when most people will be eating meals.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/10/05 at 7:20 pm


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Howard..

Ya know.

In the future, maybe you ought to proof read what you say, or.. just try and post that kind of thing in between when most people will be eating meals.  ;)


I'll post after dinner ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/16/05 at 10:18 am

As of last night, at 10:13.. yes.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/16/05 at 10:58 am


As of last night, at 10:13.. yes.


way to go! I presume that you had a good time at homecoming?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/16/05 at 1:41 pm


way to go! I presume that you had a good time at homecoming?


Yep. It was wonderful.. I was fighting off a weird emotional crash, though.. I managed okay, but I was feeling really bad about halfway through the night and on.. I slept 13 hours last night, and was still tired.

But either way, great time, happy I did it, and as you see, it had it's benefits.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/16/05 at 10:31 pm

congrats Andrew...I am happy that you had a swell time and got to pucker up as well! ;)





Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/16/05 at 10:34 pm


As of last night, at 10:13.. yes.



*Gasp* Go wichyo bad self, Andrew!  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 10/16/05 at 10:40 pm


As of last night, at 10:13.. yes.
Way to go, dude!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/17/05 at 10:46 am

As of right now...no. :-\\ But I'm really not in any hurry.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/17/05 at 11:02 am

A poll on this thread would have been interesting?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/17/05 at 11:04 am


A poll on this thread would have been interesting?





your wish is my command! ;)




Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/17/05 at 11:04 am





your wish is my command! ;)




Erin :)
;D ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 11:18 am

Dammit, I'm the only one who voted "not yet".

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/17/05 at 11:23 am


Dammit, I'm the only one who voted "not yet".



don't worry Marsh...wait till a few others get online...then you won't feel left out! ;)




Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/17/05 at 11:28 am

Hmmm...what would the "other" option represent? ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/17/05 at 11:33 am


Hmmm...what would the "other" option represent? ???



I guess anything that I didn't cover by my other given options...if any.




Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/17/05 at 11:50 am


Dammit, I'm the only one who voted "not yet".
A-ha, it was you?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/17/05 at 11:52 am



I guess anything that I didn't cover by my other given options...if any.




Erin :)
In a couple of months time you can add to the poll, kissed under the Mistletoe...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/17/05 at 12:41 pm



I guess anything that I didn't cover by my other given options...if any.




Erin :)

I can't think of anything that wouldn't cover your given options. :-\\ Either a person has or they haven't.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 12:49 pm


I can't think of anything that wouldn't cover your given options. :-\\ Either a person has or they haven't.


"Other" sounds like a Clinton-esque answer.  It depends on what the definition of the word "is" is.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/17/05 at 12:50 pm


"Other" sounds like a Clinton-esque answer.  It depends on what the definition of the word "is" is.  ;D


::)

I did not have Salivatorial relations with that woman.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 12:56 pm

As long as we're doing Clinton quotes...

"That is a good looking mummy. If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out."

Clinton later on got burned for this joke, because the mummy he was referring to was a girl who had been brutally tortured and eventually had her remains mummified.

I still thought it was funny.  Of course, as for the latter sentence, has that ever stopped Bill before?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/17/05 at 1:04 pm

I don't know...but this has nothing to do with the topic. :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/17/05 at 1:05 pm


As long as we're doing Clinton quotes...

"That is a good looking mummy. If I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out."

Clinton later on got burned for this joke, because the mummy he was referring to was a girl who had been brutally tortured and eventually had her remains mummified.

I still thought it was funny.  Of course, as for the latter sentence, has that ever stopped Bill before?


Ahem, can we tell where your from  ;D

Back to the topic YWN, you get crucified if you stray.. or Mummified, either way.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 1:08 pm


Ahem, can we tell where your from  ;D

Back to the topic YWN, you get crucified if you stray.. or Mummified, either way.


Alright...

That entire post went way over my head.  Seriously, I couldn't make heads or tails of it.  Can you tell where I'm from?  I'm going to get crucified if I stray...from what?  WTF?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/17/05 at 1:17 pm


I can't think of anything that wouldn't cover your given options. :-\\ Either a person has or they haven't.



ok...i thought of what "other" could stand for.....


I was too drunk/under the influence of drugs/passed out to know whether I did or did not



LOLOLOL ;D



Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/17/05 at 1:51 pm


ok...i thought of what "other" could stand for.....
I was too drunk/under the influence of drugs/passed out to know whether I did or did not


I'll change my vote to other.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/17/05 at 4:17 pm

I kissed her last night after watching a Horror film.Sometimes she doesn't have any energy but yesterday she just had this uncontrollable energy like she wanted to kiss me all night long.That was great. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Southern Image on 10/17/05 at 5:11 pm


I kissed her last night after watching a Horror film.Sometimes she doesn't have any energy but yesterday she just had this uncontrollable energy like she wanted to kiss me all night long.That was great. ;)


How much energy does it take to kiss?  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/17/05 at 5:15 pm

A whole lot of it,I guess ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/17/05 at 5:23 pm

;D In Kindergarten.. does that count?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 5:25 pm


;D In Kindergarten.. does that count?


*gasp* 

I just remembered that I hugged a girl in kindergarten!

SCORE!!!

But other than that, no hugs or kisses for me.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/17/05 at 6:58 pm


*gasp* 

I just remembered that I hugged a girl in kindergarten!

SCORE!!!

But other than that, no hugs or kisses for me.




w00t, Marsh got some ACTIIION!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/18/05 at 2:59 am


;D In Kindergarten.. does that count?
Starting young?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/18/05 at 12:02 pm


*gasp* 

I just remembered that I hugged a girl in kindergarten!

SCORE!!!

But other than that, no hugs or kisses for me.

Wow...way to go!! 8) Let's see, I guess you would've been 5 in 1996-97; that's the year I was a high school junior and began giving/receiving hugs to/from girls. So we started roughly around the same time.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/18/05 at 2:07 pm


Pedophile.

Pedophiles are bad. Thank God we don't know any of THOSE.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/18/05 at 2:47 pm


Pedophiles are bad. Thank God we don't know any of THOSE.



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SHUTU---I mean, yeah...I know!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/18/05 at 2:48 pm


SHUTU---I mean, yeah...I know!


*hiding spinach and Jolly Ranchers behind back*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/18/05 at 6:54 pm


*hiding spinach and Jolly Ranchers behind back*


CANDY?!?!?!  :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/18/05 at 9:26 pm


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Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/19/05 at 2:06 pm


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Is it safe to post that "Postwhore" Emoticon I made yet?  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/19/05 at 3:58 pm


Is it safe to post that "Postwhore" Emoticon I made yet?  ;D




Dude...YES. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/19/05 at 3:59 pm


Dude...YES. ;D


You're one post from 6666.

Anyway.. I don't know.. *looks for Hairspray* He/She/It Might Be Watching....

And, on topic.. We kissed again.. awesome, as it was last time.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/19/05 at 4:03 pm

I still have not kissed any. I will when I'm good and ready.

By the way, this Sunday (Oct. 23rd) will mark nine years to the day when I first hugged a girl.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/19/05 at 4:55 pm

Robin has to learn how to kiss me better ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/19/05 at 9:57 pm


*gasp* 

I just remembered that I hugged a girl in kindergarten!

SCORE!!!

But other than that, no hugs or kisses for me.


I got.. some kisses.. and in the closet !  :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/19/05 at 9:59 pm


I got.. some kisses.. and in the closet !  :o



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Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/20/05 at 2:16 am


Robin has to learn how to kiss me better ::)
But who taught her?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/20/05 at 2:04 pm


http://images.picsearch.com/is?837574140175

??? When? Er... we were at school all day...?

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What's with the second "Andrew!"? What did I do that was so :o-worthy?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/20/05 at 3:19 pm


But who taught her?



Nobody taught her.She just doesn't like to use tongue when kissing but frenching is the best part of the kiss.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/20/05 at 3:23 pm


but frenching is the best part of the kiss.


Really? I thought the other kind would be better..

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/20/05 at 4:02 pm


Really? I thought the other kind would be better..



What's the other kind?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/20/05 at 4:08 pm



What's the other kind?



Just lips, Howard. Sheesh.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/20/05 at 4:10 pm



Just lips, Howard. Sheesh.



Oh Ok Just asking ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/20/05 at 4:11 pm



Oh Ok Just asking ::)



Juuust answerin'  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/20/05 at 4:12 pm



Juuust answerin'  :)



How do you kiss MD? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/20/05 at 7:25 pm

Third time tonight, and still just as good.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/20/05 at 9:31 pm



How do you kiss MD? ;D


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Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/20/05 at 9:33 pm

I have been granted authority from the court of all that is decent to put the smackdown on Howard's ass.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/20/05 at 9:44 pm


I have been granted authority from the court of all that is decent to put the smackdown on Howard's ass.



Damn straight, Howard. That'll learn you to ask how I kiss! *waves cane in the air*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/21/05 at 5:15 am


Well, we were at school all day.

... Soooo...

... When would you have kissed her?

http://images.picsearch.com/is?837574140175


We also had a parade, son.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/21/05 at 2:49 pm

I kissed a girl....IN HER PANTS! ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/21/05 at 2:55 pm


I kissed a girl....IN HER PANTS! ;D


Whoa.. that was probably the most vulgar.. but one of the best.. I can't believe no one had thought of this one yet...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/21/05 at 2:56 pm


I kissed a girl....IN HER PANTS! ;D
What was you doing in her pants?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/21/05 at 3:06 pm


What was you doing in her pants?


searching for her buried treasure ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/21/05 at 3:06 pm


searching for her buried treasure ;D


You mean ladies have treasure in their pants?

No wonder they'll never take them off...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/21/05 at 3:08 pm


I kissed a girl....IN HER PANTS! ;D



What was you doing in her pants?



searching for her buried treasure ;D


X marks the spot?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/21/05 at 3:09 pm


You mean ladies have treasure in their pants?

No wonder they'll never take them off...


Of course it would take me a while to find her gold ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/21/05 at 3:10 pm


Of course it would take me a while to find her gold ;)


Well, there can't be THAT many places it could be hidden..

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/21/05 at 3:11 pm


Well, there can't be THAT many places it could be hidden..


2 places

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/21/05 at 3:12 pm


2 places
...behind the kneecaps?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/21/05 at 3:13 pm


...behind the kneecaps?



Nope.No treasure there,I tried but failed.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/21/05 at 3:13 pm

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Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/21/05 at 3:41 pm


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We're on to you.

GIVE UP THE TREASURE YE WEE BAAAASTARD

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/21/05 at 3:43 pm


We're on to you.

GIVE UP THE TREASURE YE WEE BAAAASTARD



:D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/21/05 at 3:47 pm



:D


I'd run.. Howard has busy hands.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/21/05 at 3:49 pm


I'd run.. Howard has busy hands.


(suppressing joke about what Howard does with his hands)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/21/05 at 4:04 pm

Question: Have You Ever Kissed A Girl?

Yes....many  0 (0%)
Sure...a few  4 (26.7%)
Absolutely...only one  3 (20%)
Nope...not yet  4 (26.7%)
Shhh...I'm not telling  2 (13.3%)
Other  2 (13.3%)
 
Total Voters: 15


So far no one has posted Yes...many?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 10/21/05 at 4:44 pm



So far no one has posted Yes...many?
Maybe they all voted "Shhh...I'm not telling"

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/21/05 at 4:50 pm

I voted "Other"

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 10/21/05 at 7:17 pm

I think it's time for a new poll:

"Have you ever snatched a kiss,"
or
"Have you ever kissed a...." ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/21/05 at 9:12 pm


I think it's time for a new poll:

"Have you ever snatched a kiss,"
or
"Have you ever kissed a...." ::)


Al.. i seem to not understand this question  ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/22/05 at 12:09 am


Question: Have You Ever Kissed A Girl?

Yes....many 0 (0%)
Sure...a few 4 (26.7%)
Absolutely...only one 3 (20%)
Nope...not yet 4 (26.7%)
Shhh...I'm not telling 2 (13.3%)
Other 2 (13.3%)
 
Total Voters: 15


So far no one has posted Yes...many?


Maybe they all voted "Shhh...I'm not telling"

I haven't voted anything yet. The truth is, I'd be inclined to vote "Nope...not yet", since that's my status right now. But the minute I do kiss one, I'd have to change my vote; I don't know if I can do that on this poll. :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/22/05 at 12:09 am


I haven't voted anything yet. The truth is, I'd be inclined to vote "Nope...not yet", since that's my status right now. But the minute I do kiss one, I'd have to change my vote; I don't know if I can do that on this poll. :-\\



you could always vote, "shhh..I'm not telling"....or "other" for now, until that status changed. ;)




Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/22/05 at 12:12 am



you could always vote, "shhh..I'm not telling"....or "other" for now, until that status changed. ;)




Erin :)

Well I just want to be sincere when I vote. Just like when I vote on parodies at amiright.com (I found this site through that one).

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/22/05 at 7:36 am


I think it's time for a new poll:

"Have you ever snatched a kiss,"
or
"Have you ever kissed a...." ::)



I'm refusing to answer this question So don't ask. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/22/05 at 10:44 am


So far no one has posted Yes...many?


Well, if you say THAT, you seem like a whore.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/22/05 at 7:54 pm

Wait a second, what the crap does "Other" mean in this poll?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: shiprunner12 on 10/22/05 at 8:23 pm


Wait a second, what the crap does "Other" mean in this poll?


Probably if you've kissed a guy.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/22/05 at 8:30 pm


Probably if you've kissed a guy.


Hmm.. makes sense. Now that you say that, I see it as either "I'm a lady, so it's different" or "Not romantically".

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/23/05 at 5:04 pm


I'd run.. Howard has busy hands.



You don't want to know what I do with my hands.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: JamieMcBain on 10/23/05 at 5:08 pm

The answer is no... not yet....

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/23/05 at 5:46 pm



Wait a second, what the crap does "Other" mean in this poll?

Probably if you've kissed a guy.

Gee I never thought of that.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/24/05 at 10:23 am

Well...... as of today, at 7:22 AM Pacific daylight time, I can answer this question with a yes! :-*

I did kiss one girl. But all I did was lightly kiss her on the cheek. That was all though.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 10/24/05 at 10:24 am


Well...... as of today, at 7:22 AM Pacific daylight time, I can answer this question with a yes! :-*

I did kiss one girl. But all I did was lightly kiss her on the cheek. That was all though.


WTG nally!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/24/05 at 10:45 am


WTG nally!!



I thought you knew my real name ??? ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/24/05 at 10:55 am


Well...... as of today, at 7:22 AM Pacific daylight time, I can answer this question with a yes! :-*

I did kiss one girl. But all I did was lightly kiss her on the cheek. That was all though.



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Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 10/24/05 at 11:03 am


I thought you knew my real name ??? ;)


I do but I tend to stick to user names here.  Is that o.k.with you Jeff?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/24/05 at 11:05 am


I do but I tend to stick to user names here.  Is that o.k.with you Jeff?

Sure karen. ;) Of course some peoples' usernames are their real names (yours for example). I've been around here a long time so lots of folks have learned my name; I've learned theirs too. :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 10/24/05 at 11:09 am


Sure karen. ;) Of course some peoples' usernames are their real names (yours for example). I've been around here a long time so lots of folks have learned my name; I've learned theirs too. :)


Occasionally it is confusing if people refer to members by their real name because not everyone knows everyone's real name and also several people have the same real life name.

So, nally, tell us more about kissing this girl then

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/24/05 at 11:15 am


Occasionally it is confusing if people refer to members by their real name because not everyone knows everyone's real name and also several people have the same real life name.

So, nally, tell us more about kissing this girl then

Sometimes when I refer to a member by his or her real name I put his or her username in parentheses, so for example, when I talk to/about Maria (ktelqueen) or Rob (Bobby), I type 'em like that.

So I was giving this girl a big hug, and I just lightly placed a kiss on her right cheek; she probably didn't feel it, though. (Or maybe wasn't paying attention.) I normally see her on Thursdays, but since I had to come to campus today to work on a report, I saw her getting on the shuttle bus behind me. I met her last month and became friends with her on the very day we met. She's very sweet and very nice. 8)


Jeff

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 10/24/05 at 11:18 am

So you kiss her and you are not even sure if she noticed?  That's priceless!!

So on Thursday you should try again with a little more pressure.  Don't overdo it though!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/24/05 at 11:20 am

I'd never overdo it; I just wasn't sure if I was ready to take that chance yet. :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 10/24/05 at 11:22 am


I'd never overdo it; I just wasn't sure if I was ready to take that chance yet. :-\\


So why this girl out of all the ones you've hugged?  And what's her name btw?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/24/05 at 11:25 am


So why this girl out of all the ones you've hugged?  And what's her name btw?

Clara :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/24/05 at 12:21 pm


I'd never overdo it; I just wasn't sure if I was ready to take that chance yet. :-\\


Say this..

'If you squeeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you!'

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:18 pm


Well...... as of today, at 7:22 AM Pacific daylight time, I can answer this question with a yes! :-*

I did kiss one girl. But all I did was lightly kiss her on the cheek. That was all though.


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:o

Nicely done, Jeff, my boy... you pursuing this further, then?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/24/05 at 4:53 pm

I do more than kissing ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/24/05 at 5:36 pm


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:o

Nicely done, Jeff, my boy... you pursuing this further, then?

Probably not. At least for the moment.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/24/05 at 5:54 pm


Probably not. At least for the moment.



Are you afraid to? ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/24/05 at 5:56 pm

I've kissed a few...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/24/05 at 6:02 pm


I've kissed a few...



Have you frenched them? ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/24/05 at 6:03 pm



Have you frenched them? ;)


Frenched? There's a word i've never heard... i've 'met' them, if that's what you mean...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/24/05 at 6:07 pm


Frenched? There's a word i've never heard... i've 'met' them, if that's what you mean...


http://www.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/FSP/FSP133/033012.jpg

;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/24/05 at 6:07 pm


http://www.fotosearch.com/bigcomps/FSP/FSP133/033012.jpg

;)


Oh, yeah!  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/24/05 at 6:08 pm



Are you afraid to? ???

Possibly. I am sort of afraid that they may not like it or feel comfy with it.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/24/05 at 6:13 pm


Oh, yeah!  ;D



That's what I'm talking about ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 6:36 pm


Possibly. I am sort of afraid that they may not like it or feel comfy with it.


Well, indicate your interest withOUT kissing, then.. other ways.. then, once she's warmed up to you.. move in for the kiss.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/24/05 at 10:01 pm


Well, indicate your interest withOUT kissing, then.. other ways.. then, once she's warmed up to you.. move in for the kiss.

That's more or less what I did this morning. By the way, congratz on 10,000 posts. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/25/05 at 1:25 am


That's more or less what I did this morning. By the way, congratz on 10,000 posts. ;)



Well, SaaLAP my ass and call me Sally, ANDREW IS A FEATHERS MCGRAW!!  :D


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Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/25/05 at 11:28 am



Well, SaaLAP my ass and call me Sally, ANDREW IS A FEATHERS MCGRAW!!  :D


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I know that. :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/25/05 at 2:16 pm


That's more or less what I did this morning. By the way, congratz on 10,000 posts. ;)


Oooh, I never even noticed. Thanks man.

But yeah, keep it up.. if she responds to your interest.. move in. She might just be yo lady.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/25/05 at 4:06 pm


Well, SaaLAP my ass and call me Sally, ANDREW IS A FEATHERS MCGRAW!!  :D


(pause)

Hey, I didn't take it literally this time!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/25/05 at 4:11 pm


(pause)

Hey, I didn't take it literally this time!



Good boy. You saved me the trouble of making a line stepping chart  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/25/05 at 4:39 pm


Good boy. You saved me the trouble of making a line stepping chart  :)


Yeah well...I try.

Unfortunately, I think Howard did take it literally.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/25/05 at 4:42 pm


Yeah well...I try.

Unfortunately, I think Howard did take it literally.


What did I take literally? ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 10/25/05 at 4:42 pm


What did I take literally? ???


As if you don't know...pervert.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/25/05 at 4:44 pm


As if you don't know...pervert.



So what! I like being a pervert >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/25/05 at 4:46 pm

...

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*Awkward Silence*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/25/05 at 4:47 pm


...

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*Awkward Silence*



Don't give me no awkward silence. >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/25/05 at 4:50 pm



Don't give me no awkward silence. >:(



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I aint yo biatch! Yall betta recognize before I lay the smack down on yo white boi ass *Z-snap*









Aaaaaand this is gonna be turned into something perverted, I can feel it!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/25/05 at 6:18 pm



...

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I aint yo biatch! Yall betta recognize before I lay the smack down on yo white boi ass *Z-snap*









Aaaaaand this is gonna be turned into something perverted, I can feel it!



*awkward silence* >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/25/05 at 6:21 pm



I lay the smack down on yo white boi ass *Z-snap*




are you sure you wanna say that?  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/25/05 at 6:51 pm



*awkward silence* >:(



Aw helllzzz nah! That's it, How--Right Here. Right Now. Timezz tah meet Mr. Brass knucklezzz.




are you sure you wanna say that?  ;D



Yeah, I thought about that--wasn't gonna post it--then decided against it.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 10/26/05 at 2:14 pm


Oooh, I never even noticed. Thanks man.

But yeah, keep it up.. if she responds to your interest.. move in. She might just be yo lady.

Like I said, it was just a small one on the cheek. No french kissing for me just yet. :-X

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:15 pm


Like I said, it was just a small one on the cheek. No french kissing for me just yet. :-X


Well, yeah.. that's going real far real quick.. personally, I can't really see the enjoyment in frenching, anyway.. it's like, just.. I don't know, too much... where's the romance, I say?

Anyway... that small kiss... it let her know you're interested. If she shows interest back, move in. Eventually, it'll all come.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 3:52 pm



...

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I aint yo biatch! Yall betta recognize before I lay the smack down on yo white boi ass *Z-snap*









Aaaaaand this is gonna be turned into something perverted, I can feel it!


I'm going to lay the smackdown on your candy ass. >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/26/05 at 9:25 pm

soft kisses are much more meaningful then messy ones.





Erin :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 9:45 am


Well, yeah.. that's going real far real quick.. personally, I can't really see the enjoyment in frenching, anyway.. it's like, just.. I don't know, too much... where's the romance, I say?


It's an overated experience I can assure you.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 11:07 am


soft kisses are much more meaningful then messy ones.


You got that right.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/27/05 at 2:58 pm


soft kisses are much more meaningful then messy ones.





Erin :)


I love the messy ones when you slobber spit and saliva all over each other  :P ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/27/05 at 3:01 pm


I love the messy ones when you slobber spit and saliva all over each other  :P ;D





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Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 3:08 pm


I love the messy ones when you slobber spit and saliva all over each other  :P ;D


Why don't you just lick her face like a dog does?  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/27/05 at 3:30 pm


Why don't you just lick her face like a dog does?  ;D



I did at one time.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 3:34 pm


I did at one time.  ;D


ROFL!!!  ;D

If I know you, Howard, you would be trying to hump her leg too.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/27/05 at 3:38 pm


ROFL!!!  ;D

If I know you, Howard, you would be trying to hump her leg too.  ;D




Nope never did.She would think I'm acting childish  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 3:47 pm


Nope never did.She would think I'm acting childish  ;D


She would think you were something, Howard . . . Probably a dog.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/27/05 at 3:50 pm


I love the messy ones when you slobber spit and saliva all over each other  :P ;D




Ew Gross.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 4:16 pm


Not as gross as this:


That's funny as heck. I've got this image of Howard sitting down, scratching himself with his leg after he has finished giving his girl the lick of her life.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 10/27/05 at 4:47 pm

OMG! I laughed so loud at the last few pages  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 10/27/05 at 6:19 pm

I guess I would have to vote for OTHER. I only kiss males  ;) I even french kissed them , with no saliva oozing out  :D And I don't just french kiss any male. I have to be in some sort of relationship with them.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:22 pm

I got a French Kiss... didn't enjoy. I don't think she did a whole lot either.. it's just too.. I don't know, animal-like, I guess.

I'll stick with the other kind, I think.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 6:23 pm


I guess I would have to vote for OTHER. I only kiss males  ;) I even french kissed them , with no saliva oozing out  :D And I don't just french kiss any male. I have to be in some sort of relationship with them.  :)


When you really are in a special relationship, do you lick their faces?  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/27/05 at 6:23 pm


When you really are in a special relationship, do you lick their faces?  ;D



;D I have a feeling Howard's gonna hear about this one for a LONG time.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 6:26 pm


I got a French Kiss... didn't enjoy. I don't think she did a whole lot either.. it's just too.. I don't know, animal-like, I guess.

I'll stick with the other kind, I think.  ;)


Passionate kissing is great but I think French Kissing is too ostentatious.  

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 6:27 pm



;D I have a feeling Howard's gonna hear about this one for a LONG time.


He'll be dog tired with me by the time I've finished with him.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/27/05 at 6:27 pm


He'll be dog tired with me by the time I've finished with him.  ;) ;D



You just don't get away with lickin' faces 'round here!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:28 pm


Passionate kissing is great but I think French Kissing is too ostentatious.  


Hmm.. *looks up 'ostentatious'*... Yeah, I agree.. plus, it's just too... public?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 10/27/05 at 6:28 pm


When you really are in a special relationship, do you lick their faces?  ;D


Uh, NO!!!  ;D 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 10/27/05 at 6:30 pm


Hmm.. *looks up 'ostentatious'*... Yeah, I agree.. plus, it's just too... public?


PUBLIC??? LMAO

Find a sweet little corner and have a smooch-a-roo. You don't have to be a inch apart with tongues sticking out like giraffes. But.... I just realized your age. So maybe a handshake is much better  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 6:32 pm


You just don't get away with lickin' faces 'round here!


So this is a No Lick Zone?  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 6:32 pm


Uh, NO!!!  ;D   


Try it someday. Just make sure your boyfriend has a sense of humour.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 6:34 pm


PUBLIC??? LMAO

Find a sweet little corner and have a smooch-a-roo. You don't have to be a inch apart with tongues sticking out like giraffes. But.... I just realized your age. So maybe a handshake is much better  ;)


If only I can get a handshake, lol.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/27/05 at 6:35 pm


Hmm.. *looks up 'ostentatious'*... Yeah, I agree.. plus, it's just too... public?



Hehehe, I looked it up too.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:35 pm


Find a sweet little corner and have a smooch-a-roo. You don't have to be a inch apart with tongues sticking out like giraffes. But.... I just realized your age. So maybe a handshake is much better  ;)


Some guy actually ran up to us at band today, outta NOWHERE, and, like, yelled at us for an innocent kiss.. I'll post it in the Non-Forum quote section.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 6:37 pm



Hehehe, I looked it up too.


What do they teach you people in school?  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:45 pm


What do they teach you people in school?  ::) ;D


SEX ED. :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/27/05 at 6:46 pm


SEX ED. :o


Heh heh. You've yet to do your practical.  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:47 pm


Heh heh. You've yet to do your practical.  ;)  ;D


They have PRACTICAL exams for that?

Dammit, why don't we get to do any of the fun stuff the British do?  :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/27/05 at 11:01 pm


If only I can get a handshake, lol.  ;D


A swift, firm.. repeated handshake bob?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jaytee on 10/27/05 at 11:58 pm


I got a French Kiss... didn't enjoy. I don't think she did a whole lot either.. it's just too.. I don't know, animal-like, I guess.

I'll stick with the other kind, I think.  ;)


If you're not enjoying a french kiss then someone's got the technique wrong!  :o  A good one is FANTASTIC!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Alchoholica on 10/28/05 at 12:00 am


If you're not enjoying a french kiss then someone's got the technique wrong!  :o  A good one is FANTASTIC!


s'horrid!

I can't say i wan't a large flaccid muscle in my mouth thank you very much all the same! ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jaytee on 10/28/05 at 12:04 am


s'horrid!

I can't say i wan't a large flaccid muscle in my mouth thank you very much all the same! ;D


Oh you big girl!!  You'll get a good one and change your mind  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 10/28/05 at 3:43 am


If you're not enjoying a french kiss then someone's got the technique wrong!   :o  A good one is FANTASTIC!


Maybe that's why they all hate them.  It's been puzzling me ever since we first discussed it.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/28/05 at 6:54 am


They have PRACTICAL exams for that?

Dammit, why don't we get to do any of the fun stuff the British do?  :D


Ha ha! That explains why are there so many young single mothers in my neighbourhood.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/28/05 at 6:54 am


A swift, firm.. repeated handshake bob?


Yes, it's all about the grip.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/28/05 at 6:55 am


If you're not enjoying a french kiss then someone's got the technique wrong!   :o  A good one is FANTASTIC!


You'll have to show us how to do it, Jaytee.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/28/05 at 2:34 pm

http://www.clipartguide.com/_small/0060-0502-1917-1308.jpg


Here we have is a real man's kiss.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/28/05 at 2:38 pm


If you're not enjoying a french kiss then someone's got the technique wrong!   :o  A good one is FANTASTIC!


Well, I doubt either of us would know technique (her and I), so maybe it was wrong... well, guess I'll decide once I get a "good" one.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/28/05 at 2:40 pm


http://www.clipartguide.com/_small/0060-0502-1917-1308.jpg


Here we have is a real man's kiss.  ;D


Yes a real cartoon man's kiss . . .  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/28/05 at 2:42 pm


http://www.clipartguide.com/_small/0060-0502-1917-1308.jpg


Here we have is a real man's kiss.  ;D


How does he get the words "clipart.com" to appear on his neck and her hair? I can never do that.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/28/05 at 2:48 pm


How does he get the words "clipart.com" to appear on his neck and her hair? I can never do that.


The kiss was so extreme that was the only way they can censor it.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 10/28/05 at 2:49 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/28/05 at 2:49 pm


The kiss was so extreme that was the only way they can censor it.  ;D

Wow... THAT extreme? You figure it would have killed both of them.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/28/05 at 2:54 pm


Wow... THAT extreme? You figure it would have killed both of them.  ;D


Yep! They smudged each other's ink clean off the page.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/28/05 at 2:58 pm


Yes a real cartoon man's kiss . . .  ::) ;D



That's what I call mouth to mouth resusitation

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/28/05 at 3:04 pm


That's what I call mouth to mouth resusitation


Get some anime on the boards, maybe we can get Step Chan in on this too.  ;D

On second thoughts, don't Howard.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/28/05 at 3:10 pm


Get some anime on the boards, maybe we can get Step Chan in on this too.  ;D

On second thoughts, don't Howard.  ;D


Don't what?  ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/28/05 at 3:12 pm


Don't what?  ???


Don't post any anime on the boards for crying out loud.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/29/05 at 8:05 am


Don't post any anime on the boards for crying out loud.  ;D



I never said I did Bob  ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/29/05 at 1:06 pm



I never said I did Bob  ???


No. Just in case you thought about it.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/31/05 at 4:55 pm

I kissed last night but it got pretty intense towards the end. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jaytee on 10/31/05 at 5:02 pm


You'll have to show us how to do it, Jaytee.  ;D


Cheeky thing!!  :D :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jaytee on 10/31/05 at 5:03 pm


Well, I doubt either of us would know technique (her and I), so maybe it was wrong... well, guess I'll decide once I get a "good" one.


It'll be worth the wait  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 10/31/05 at 5:04 pm


I kissed last night but it got pretty intense towards the end. ;)


I hope she didn't slober on you  :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 10/31/05 at 5:13 pm


I hope she didn't slober on you  :P



No but she moaned  ;D  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/31/05 at 5:46 pm


It'll be worth the wait  ;)


Got a few more... nice, but still not too great.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/31/05 at 6:16 pm


Cheeky thing!!  :D :D


Ha ha!  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/31/05 at 6:17 pm



No but she moaned  ;D  ;)


Yeah, she moaned at you to get off her face.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 10/31/05 at 6:18 pm


Got a few more... nice, but still not too great.


Maybe you are thinking more about the process of kissing rather than letting go and experiencing it? Once you have become more comfortable with each other, kissing will be a great thing indeed for you both.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 10/31/05 at 8:47 pm


Maybe you are thinking more about the process of kissing rather than letting go and experiencing it? Once you have become more comfortable with each other, kissing will be a great thing indeed for you both.


True, true.. even in these past 2 weeks, I've noticed a great deal of change.. it's a lot more enjoyable, a lot less thought.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Barefoot_Blues on 11/01/05 at 11:47 am

Found this nifty little site

http://teenadvice.about.com/od/kissing/


enjoy ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 11/01/05 at 12:56 pm


Found this nifty little site

http://teenadvice.about.com/od/kissing/


enjoy ;)

Thanks for the link...I'm sure lots of us would find useful information on that site, no matter how old we are.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 2:00 pm


No she moaned because she enjoyed it.I've never gave a girl a full erotic body massage with kissing in quite some time now,I certainly felt like a dog in heat,the heat was that I sweat perfusely,It was THAT intense and the parents weren't home at the time so that was a good sign.  ;D  ;)


Umm... too much information.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 11/02/05 at 4:42 am


True, true.. even in these past 2 weeks, I've noticed a great deal of change.. it's a lot more enjoyable, a lot less thought.


Excellent. That's what it's all about.  8)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 11/02/05 at 4:44 am


No she moaned because she enjoyed it.I've never gave a girl a full erotic body massage with kissing in quite some time now,I certainly felt like a dog in heat,the heat was that I sweat perfusely,It was THAT intense and the parents weren't home at the time so that was a good sign.  ;D  ;)


Howard. When you do finally have sex, say nothing.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 11/02/05 at 5:51 am


Howard. When you do finally have sex, say nothing.  ;D


No I'm expecting him to post every last squish!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 11/02/05 at 10:26 am


No I'm expecting him to post every last squish!


Squish!?! LMAO!!!  ;D

If something's squishing, he's doing it right.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 11/02/05 at 12:21 pm


Squish!?! LMAO!!!  ;D

If something's squishing, he's doing it right.  ;D


EWWWW- ROFLMAO

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/02/05 at 4:46 pm


Howard. When you do finally have sex, say nothing.  ;D


But I have to say something.
;)

I'll try to keep you updated of every single move I make with her.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/03/05 at 7:14 am


Howard. When you do finally have sex, say nothing.  ;D
That will be the subject of the next topical thread?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 11/03/05 at 7:18 am


EWWWW- ROFLMAO


Though it's been so long, my mind has forgotten what that sounds like . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 11/03/05 at 7:19 am


But I have to say something.
;)

I'll try to keep you updated of every single move I make with her.  ;D


Thank you, Howard. You know how much I do appreciate your little updates.  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/03/05 at 3:09 pm


Thank you, Howard. You know how much I do appreciate your little updates.  ::) ;D


Every little squish and squash!  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 11/03/05 at 3:11 pm


Every little squish and squash!   ;D


Er . . . Ahem . . . Well . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Paul on 11/03/05 at 3:18 pm


No but she moaned  ;D  ;)


(...at you for not finding a job!)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/03/05 at 3:22 pm


(...at you for not finding a job!)



No she didn't that moan was something else Paul. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 11/10/05 at 1:19 pm

Today I came really close to kissing another one, but I wisely chickened out at the last second.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 11/10/05 at 1:20 pm


Today I came really close to kissing another one, but I wisely chickened out at the last second.


Yes, timing has got to be right, lol.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/10/05 at 3:05 pm


Yes, timing has got to be right, lol.


the right timing is when the god damn parents aren't home. >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 11:21 am


the right timing is when the god damn parents aren't home. >:(
Just give the parents money to go to the cinema...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 11/30/05 at 2:30 pm


Just give the parents money to go to the cinema...


Brilliant plan, my boy.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/30/05 at 4:07 pm


Just give the parents money to go to the cinema...



Or wait till they leave the damn house.I want to fool around with her in the worst way. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 11/30/05 at 4:08 pm

I changed my mind about French Kissing, by the way.. it's fantastical.

But I still don't go about PDA-ing in front of a ton of people.. that's just so-offy.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 11/30/05 at 5:17 pm


I changed my mind about French Kissing, by the way.. it's fantastical.



Something I've still to this day never done, but who knows, I may do so at some point.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/30/05 at 7:56 pm


I changed my mind about French Kissing, by the way.. it's fantastical.

But I still don't go about PDA-ing in front of a ton of people.. that's just so-offy.



Yes, please don't turn into the kind of couples that make out in the lines of Amusement parks. Oy..  :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 11/30/05 at 8:07 pm


Yes, please don't turn into the kind of couples that make out in the lines of Amusement parks. Oy..

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/01/05 at 3:54 pm

I kissed a girl just about everywhere on her body. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 12/01/05 at 4:00 pm


I kissed a girl just about everywhere on her body. ;)


I'm at lips, hand, and neck.. I've found that she really enjoys that.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/01/05 at 4:01 pm


I'm at lips, hand, and neck.. I've found that she really enjoys that.


DOWN BELOW  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 12/01/05 at 4:15 pm


DOWN BELOW

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/01/05 at 4:16 pm


:o

But Howard, what's down there?


I don't know but it could be deadly. :o ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: whistledog on 12/01/05 at 6:21 pm


I don't know but it could be deadly. :o ;D


Uncharted waters?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 12/02/05 at 4:26 am


DOWN BELOW

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 12/02/05 at 8:43 am


:o

But Howard, what's down there?
The holiest of holies.  :o ;) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/02/05 at 2:32 pm


The holiest of holies.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/14/06 at 12:52 am

seems to be an appropriate thread to post this in....


if anyone cares...the 3rd season of, "The L Word" has begun...it seems pretty good so far.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 01/14/06 at 12:53 am

Hey, thanks for bumpin' up this thread again, Erin. 8)

Still haven't kissed any other goils in any way, shape, or form..

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/14/06 at 1:01 am

We played spin the bottle when i was 13, and remember I got to kiss this 13year old's 16year old sister. i felt like Kevin Arnold in The Wonder Years.  can someone create a virtual spin the bottle for this section.  :-*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 01/14/06 at 1:05 am


We played spin the bottle when i was 13, and remember I got to kiss this 13year old's 16year old sister. i felt like Kevin Arnold in The Wonder Years.  can someone create a virtual spin the bottle for this section.  :-*


I think I remember that episode. Didn't Kevin kiss his older brother's girlfriend, or something like that? Man I haven't seen that show in soooo long..its not in syndication or on DVD yet.

To answer the question; I'm still working on it.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/14/06 at 1:56 am


I think I remember that episode. Didn't Kevin kiss his older brother's girlfriend, or something like that? Man I haven't seen that show in soooo long..its not in syndication or on DVD yet.

To answer the question; I'm still working on it.
Yes, his brother Wayne's girlfriend, I forgot about that. I was just comparing myself agewise. Fred Savage was on a cruise we took to mexico, with his graduating high school class. I met him in the casino on ship. he was really nice. Don't rush or worry. it'll happen whenever it's supposed to. I would love to get the entire set of every episode.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 01/17/06 at 1:55 pm

I haven't kissed Robin since last year. :(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/17/06 at 1:57 pm

I would kiss a girl if I could get two guys to do it first.  I have before and I would again. 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Trimac20 on 02/10/06 at 4:39 am

Well, I thought she was a girl...well, it's the thought that counts isn't it ? lol

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/10/06 at 3:43 pm

I like slow kissing then work my way down. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/11/06 at 7:50 am

kissing girls? YUCK!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 02/11/06 at 8:34 pm

Now THIS is called "cringe" posting.

each one I read makes my shoulders arch. ick.

although I did like the whole spinning bottle idea. I don't know that I would even 'virtually' kiss eveyone here.
ick again.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/11/06 at 8:36 pm

We played in softball league and this one game ended in a tie and someone said that was like kissing your sister, so I guess the answer is yes.  :-*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 02/11/06 at 10:10 pm


We played in softball league and this one game ended in a tie and someone said that was like kissing your sister, so I guess the answer is yes.  :-*


hmmm. I am making this face: :-\\ but with a more curled up brow.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/11/06 at 11:09 pm


hmmm. I am making this face: :-\\ but with a more curled up brow.
a momentary lapse of sanity. I barely hug my sister

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/11/06 at 11:12 pm

I forgot to add to my spin the bottle story from the Wonder Years, I had been chewing on this cinnamon toothpick and when we kissed, my friend said I had hot lips, and they started calling me hotlips, but only for that brief summer of 69.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 02/11/06 at 11:12 pm


I forgot to add to my spin the bottle story from the Wonder Years, I had been chewing on this cinnamon toothpick and when we kissed, my friend said I had hot lips, and they started calling me hotlips, but only for that brief summer of 69.

you realise we'll call you that now, don't you.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 02/11/06 at 11:14 pm


I forgot to add to my spin the bottle story from the Wonder Years, I had been chewing on this cinnamon toothpick and when we kissed, my friend said I had hot lips, and they started calling me hotlips, but only for that brief summer of 69.
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hot lips! XD

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/11/06 at 11:19 pm


you realise we'll call you that now, don't you.
KKay no, don't. that was how many years ago???? Mike will do just fine


I forgot to add to my spin the bottle story from the Wonder Years, I had been chewing on this cinnamon toothpick and when we kissed, my friend said I had hot lips, and they started calling me hotlips, but only for that brief summer of 69.
  El_Duderino  >:(  no, be nice!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 02/11/06 at 11:21 pm


KKay no, don't. that was how many years ago???? Mike will do just fine  El_Duderino  >:(  no, be nice!


Ok Mike "HotLips" -Fan!

heee heeee heee

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 02/11/06 at 11:58 pm


I forgot to add to my spin the bottle story from the Wonder Years, I had been chewing on this cinnamon toothpick and when we kissed, my friend said I had hot lips, and they started calling me hotlips, but only for that brief summer of 69.


Heehee, summer of what year?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 02/12/06 at 12:02 am

i'm a freak

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/12/06 at 12:05 am


i'm a freak



Er..


No?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/12/06 at 1:00 am




Ok Mike "HotLips" -Fan!

heee heeee heee
oh no you din't!!

Heehee, summer of what year?
the Brian Adams song

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/12/06 at 12:28 pm


Now THIS is called "cringe" posting.

each one I read makes my shoulders arch. ick.

although I did like the whole spinning bottle idea. I don't know that I would even 'virtually' kiss eveyone here.
ick again.


i like to think of it as "extreme" posting.

fortunately, i'm pure as the driven snow. i've never had an untoward thought.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/13/06 at 7:30 pm


kissing girls? YUCK!



So you don't like using the tongue? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 11:23 am



So you don't like using the tongue? ;D
*zap*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 12:28 pm

oh no you din't
oh no you din't!!the Brian Adams song


Yes, I did...
you mean "Hot lips" is not on your birth certificate? :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 12:54 pm


Yes, I did...
you mean "Hot lips" is not on your birth certificate? :)
;D hahhah I wish.  KKay, you're having fun with this are you not? I cheated, it was the cinnamon toothpicks. Man I got 2 kisses at work yesterday seeing some good old friends I hadn't seen in awhile. My kiss post total is going up  :-*  but the last person I kissed was my wife this morning, Lady Di. I think I'm gonna take a break here in a little while and take a walk around.  almost sounds like a predator lookin for next meal.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 1:01 pm


;D hahhah I wish.  KKay, you're having fun with this are you not? I cheated, it was the cinnamon toothpicks. Man I got 2 kisses at work yesterday seeing some good old friends I hadn't seen in awhile. My kiss post total is going up  :-*  but the last person I kissed was my wife this morning, Lady Di. I think I'm gonna take a break here in a little while and take a walk around.  almost sounds like a predator lookin for next meal.


Is "How many kisses did you get" going to counter the "how many pms do you have"thread?
You count IS going up! ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 1:33 pm


Is "How many kisses did you get" going to counter the "how many pms do you have"thread?
You count IS going up! ;D
the pm total will be way more. A kiss is just a kiss. I don't solicit them or plan, but it sure does help an aging guys ego, I'm here to tell ya. And with my big birthday coming up next week, I'm loading my ego up as much as possible.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 3:02 pm


the pm total will be way more. A kiss is just a kiss. I don't solicit them or plan, but it sure does help an aging guys ego, I'm here to tell ya. And with my big birthday coming up next week, I'm loading my ego up as much as possible.  ;)
:-*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 3:03 pm

I like using the tongue instead of the slow kissing process. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 3:04 pm


*zap*


What was that for? >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 3:14 pm


I like using the tongue instead of the slow kissing process. ;D


*zapzap*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 3:15 pm


*zapzap*

gently!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 3:16 pm


*zapzap*



*tongue kiss* :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 3:17 pm



*tongue kiss* :P


from the other thread...THAT'S the "howard treatment"

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 3:19 pm


from the other thread...THAT'S the "howard treatment"



So that's my Treatment? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 3:19 pm



So that's my Treatment? ;D

Yup.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 3:35 pm


:-*
only if you'r part Italian or Sicilian Tia. 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 3:38 pm


only if you'r part Italian or Sicilian Tia. 
someday i might ask YOU for a favor.

:-*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 3:40 pm


someday i might ask YOU for a favor.

:-*
hahhahhah, and that day may never come, but if it does, I'll be there for you Don Corleone

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 3:41 pm


hahhahhah, and that day may never come, but if it does, I'll be there for you Don Corleone


can we change this to "have you ever kissed a boy?"

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 3:50 pm


Yup.


You better watch out or I'll french you. :-*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 3:51 pm


can we change this to "have you ever kissed a boy?"



HELL NO!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 3:52 pm


You better watch out or I'll french you. :-*


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Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 3:53 pm


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*french kiss* :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/18/06 at 12:37 am


Is "How many kisses did you get" going to counter the "how many pms do you have"thread?
You count IS going up! ;D

If "How many kisses have you gotten" was asked to me, I'd probably say very few. That is, from ppl who are unrelated to me.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/18/06 at 12:44 am


If "How many kisses have you gotten" was asked to me, I'd probably say very few. That is, from ppl who are unrelated to me.
jeff, you're a dormant volcano waiting to awaken and erupt. girls beware, all kidding aside, you're a nice guy and probably just need to meet a real nice girl

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/18/06 at 1:15 am


jeff, you're a dormant volcano waiting to awaken and erupt. girls beware, all kidding aside, you're a nice guy and probably just need to meet a real nice girl

Well, back in October, I did lightly kiss one on her cheek. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/18/06 at 2:39 am


Well, back in October, I did lightly kiss one on her cheek. ;)
that counts

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: GREEN67 on 02/18/06 at 7:12 am

;D I have kissed my mom, grandmother and aunt..and my daughter.other than that I have no interest..sorry guys..( I know thats your secret fantasy!..LOL..)... ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/18/06 at 7:58 am

I've kissed a lot of ass,Does that count?  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/18/06 at 12:14 pm


I've kissed a lot of ass,Does that count?  ;D
depends on whose ass it was. I'm sure the list is long  ;D  ;D  ;D  just kidding

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/18/06 at 7:05 pm


that counts

I know. I even talked about it on here back in October.

I'm not much for kissing, though. I just give hugs.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/18/06 at 7:32 pm


I know. I even talked about it on here back in October.

I'm not much for kissing, though. I just give hugs.
hugs are good. what thread was that on?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/18/06 at 11:58 pm


hugs are good. what thread was that on?


This thread. I'll have to scout it to see what page it was on.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/19/06 at 12:01 am


This thread. I'll have to scout it to see what page it was on.


I found it: Page 35.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lasvegasbill on 02/19/06 at 12:18 am

atleast once just after I said I DO>> ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/19/06 at 4:38 am


I found it: Page 35.
thanks jeff


atleast once just after I said I DO>> ;D
expensive kiss

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/19/06 at 5:15 am


I found it: Page 35.
I went back and read, funny thing, for some reason I searched page 35 on Longest Thread Ever, not sure why, then i came back and found the correct page 35 on this thread as you said and I read your moment with this chick. Right on Jeff. good stuff, no need to rush. A kiss on her cheek was nice and hopefully she did notice. good luck with all future endeavors  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/19/06 at 6:00 am

Oh yes!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/19/06 at 7:30 am


depends on whose ass it was. I'm sure the list is long  ;D  ;D  ;D  just kidding


I've kissed a whole a lot of ass and bit my tongue over the years. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/19/06 at 7:42 am


Oh yes!
I will not be going into details...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/19/06 at 12:46 pm


I've kissed a whole a lot of ass and bit my tongue over the years. ;D
;D  ;D  that's funny Howard


I will not be going into details...
no need to kiss and tell

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/19/06 at 1:54 pm


I went back and read, funny thing, for some reason I searched page 35 on Longest Thread Ever, not sure why, then i came back and found the correct page 35 on this thread as you said and I read your moment with this chick. Right on Jeff. good stuff, no need to rush. A kiss on her cheek was nice and hopefully she did notice. good luck with all future endeavors  ;)

Of course it was on THIS thread. ;D You will never see a post from me on L.T.e in a million years

She's just one of 150 chicks I've given a hug to in the last ten years

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/19/06 at 4:52 pm


Of course it was on THIS thread. ;D You will never see a post from me on L.T.e in a million years
whyzat?
She's just one of 150 chicks I've given a hug to in the last ten years
where do we find this statistic in our profile?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/19/06 at 4:57 pm

Seeing as I'm not a lesbian, the answer would be no.  Now, that hinges on what you mean by "kiss".  Are you talking romantic kisses, or just general kisses?  Because in the general department I have, seeing as I have a best friend, a sister, and a mom.  In the romantic department, the answer is definitely no.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/19/06 at 7:20 pm

^ Probably a kiss of any kind. :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/19/06 at 8:38 pm


Of course it was on THIS thread. ;D You will never see a post from me on L.T.e in a million years

She's just one of 150 chicks I've given a hug to in the last ten years



Jeff...do you keep a written tally of these statistics...or is it all in your mind?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/19/06 at 8:41 pm


whyzat?where do we find this statistic in our profile?
thats an interesting idea Tia



Jeff...do you keep a written tally of these statistics...or is it all in your mind?
Rainman ?  just kidding.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/19/06 at 8:42 pm



Jeff...do you keep a written tally of these statistics...or is it all in your mind?

It's in my mind. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/19/06 at 8:52 pm

my best friend who is over right now, rmembers everything when it comes to numbers, stats, dates. It is amazing.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/19/06 at 8:54 pm


my best friend who is over right now, remembers everything when it comes to numbers, stats, dates. It is amazing.

I'm like that too.

Especially with dates. I know what day of the week a certain date will fall on in a certain year, past, present, or future.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/19/06 at 10:20 pm

I think I'm gonna go kiss one now.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 02/19/06 at 10:22 pm


I think I'm gonna go kiss one now.


KHAAAAAAAN!!! >:( >:(

;D  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/19/06 at 10:28 pm


KHAAAAAAAN!!! >:( >:(

;D  ;D
I was only eff'ng around. I don't wanna get cooties

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 02/19/06 at 10:31 pm


I was only eff'ng around. I don't wanna get cooties


Yer just sayin' that.  >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/19/06 at 10:39 pm


Yer just sayin' that.  >:(
allright, but it was just a peck, not much of a kiss and I deserved it.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/20/06 at 7:48 am

I like intense and Robin likes slow kissing.So,How can we both compromise on this?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/20/06 at 8:08 am

i find slow kissing to be the most intense kind.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/20/06 at 8:28 am


i find slow kissing to be the most intense kind.


I think I watch way too many of those HBO late night adult specials to know how to kiss intensely. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/20/06 at 2:29 pm


I like intense and Robin likes slow kissing.So,How can we both compromise on this?

I would be tempted to tell you to go with "in between"...but given this information, she probably doesn't want to speed up. So maybe you should try to go slow. Just a suggestion/idea.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Step-chan on 02/20/06 at 5:11 pm

I WANT TO KISS A GIRL! 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Step-chan on 02/20/06 at 5:13 pm

Just voted, there are more that haven't than have.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 02/20/06 at 6:47 pm


I WANT TO KISS A GIRL! 



Well go for it, dude.

You're really 29?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/20/06 at 7:10 pm

now would be a good time.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/21/06 at 8:09 am


I would be tempted to tell you to go with "in between"...but given this information, she probably doesn't want to speed up. So maybe you should try to go slow. Just a suggestion/idea.


Slowness can lead to intensity.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/21/06 at 9:35 am


Slowness can lead to intensity.

I suppose so, but it's only a suggestion. :-\\

All I can say is, do what you think is best.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Step-chan on 02/21/06 at 12:26 pm


Well go for it, dude.

You're really 29?


Yes I am. :-[

And it ain't that simple, need a volunteer first. :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/21/06 at 5:03 pm

http://students.washington.edu/erikmax/images/standing%20kiss%20boy%20girl%20on%20rock%20anniversary%20kissing%20nature%20forest%20river%20boy%20girl%20woman%20man%20embrace%20.jpg


Here's the proper way to kiss.Pretend you're doing CPR on her ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/21/06 at 5:07 pm


http://students.washington.edu/erikmax/images/standing%20kiss%20boy%20girl%20on%20rock%20anniversary%20kissing%20nature%20forest%20river%20boy%20girl%20woman%20man%20embrace%20.jpg


Here's the proper way to kiss.Pretend you're doing CPR on her ;D


Shouldn't she be in the horizontal position?  for CPR that is  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/21/06 at 5:30 pm


Shouldn't she be in the horizontal position?   for CPR that is   ;D ;D



She passed out standing vertical. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/21/06 at 5:39 pm



She passed out standing vertical. ;D

All the more reason to do CPR when the victim is horizontal.

Oops, wrong thread. :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 02/21/06 at 6:45 pm


I like intense and Robin likes slow kissing.So,How can we both compromise on this?


Start out slow and gradually build up speed?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/21/06 at 7:48 pm


All the more reason to do CPR when the victim is horizontal.

Oops, wrong thread. :-\\
we had a fireman/EMT come to our work so that we could take CPR class, my friend said it looked like I was making out with the dummy.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: whistledog on 02/21/06 at 7:51 pm

I've been kissed on the cheek by my grandmother?  Does that count? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 02/21/06 at 7:56 pm

[quote author=whis

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/21/06 at 8:05 pm


...

*Resists urge to quote certain song by Atom and His Package.*



Hahahaha.




Uuuh.. Penis.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/22/06 at 3:02 am



She passed out standing vertical. ;D


HAHAHA ;D ;D

You should be a 'stand up' comedian Howard, that's hilarious.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/22/06 at 6:17 am


Start out slow and gradually build up speed?



I'm too fast for her,She says. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/22/06 at 9:00 am


Just voted, there are more that haven't than have.
For those who voted "haven't," and would like to change that, I'd like to recommend the following website:

http://www.sosuave.com/

Not only does a lot of the advice in this site work, but I've been having a lot of fun "researching" it.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/22/06 at 10:11 am


HAHAHA ;D ;D

You should be a 'stand up' comedian Howard, that's hilarious.



Ugh. I can picture that now..

"And then she said to me, she said.. It's as tight as a frankfurter..!!!1" *Ba-Doom Pshh*

Please, don't give the man any ideas..  :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/22/06 at 11:07 am



Ugh. I can picture that now..

"And then she said to me, she said.. It's as tight as a frankfurter..!!!1" *Ba-Doom Pshh*

Please, don't give the man any ideas..  :o


Ohhhhhhh Nooooooo I'd forgotten about that!!!  just conjured up the image of it again in my head.  :P :P  :P
Yeap it seems that vivid image will remain etched forever in our memories...blurghhhh   

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/22/06 at 4:28 pm

[quote author=whis

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/22/06 at 4:33 pm


we had a fireman/EMT come to our work so that we could take CPR class, my friend said it looked like I was making out with the dummy.



Was this a girl dummy? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/22/06 at 4:47 pm


Probably not. Did she kiss you or did you kiss her?


I wouldn't count that if it were me. I'm just restricting it to ladies who are unrelated to me. :-X


Do you know the reason why you haven't kissed a chick Nally?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/22/06 at 4:48 pm

the real question is.... Have you, Erin, kissed a girl?!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/22/06 at 4:52 pm


Do you know the reason why you haven't kissed a chick Nally?

babooshka, I have kissed one chick, lightly, on the cheek. I talked about it already. ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/22/06 at 4:55 pm


babooshka, I have kissed one chick, lightly, on the cheek. I talked about it already. ::)


Lightly?? 

Bloody Hell Jeff don't get carried away now will you. 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/22/06 at 4:58 pm


Lightly?? 

Bloody Hell Jeff don't get carried away now will you. 

I wasn't ready to take any risks yet. Or anything that felt like a risk.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/22/06 at 5:18 pm

I love to french kiss ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/22/06 at 5:19 pm

^ something which I, to this day, have still never done.

I might enjoy it someday, though.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/22/06 at 5:20 pm


^ something which I, to this day, have still never done.

I might enjoy it someday, though.


Try It,You'll like it Jeff. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/22/06 at 5:30 pm


Try It,You'll like it Jeff. ;)

When I'm ready to, I will.

Now I must be going. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/22/06 at 10:50 pm

any of you guys ever "gorked"?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/23/06 at 2:08 am


any of you guys ever "gorked"?
WTF?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/23/06 at 2:57 am


I wasn't ready to take any risks yet. Or anything that felt like a risk.


Risks?

You make the girl sound like she has a contactable disease.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/23/06 at 2:59 am


I love to french kiss ;D


;D ;D It's the only way Howie with someone you love.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/23/06 at 3:05 am


any of you guys ever "gorked"?


What's that then?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 8:16 am


What's that then?
i dunno. sounds really filthy though, doesn't it?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/23/06 at 9:43 am


i dunno. sounds really filthy though, doesn't it?


er no, not to me, but you mentioned it ^ up there?

You can gawp at something as in looking, I've never heard of gorking at something though.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/23/06 at 9:56 am


Risks?

You make the girl sound like she has a contactable disease.

Don't worry about it. :-\\

I say it might be a risk because I never know how she's gonna take it.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/23/06 at 12:07 pm


Don't worry about it. :-\\

I say it might be a risk because I never know how she's gonna take it.



Yeah, I understood what you meant, Jeff. It's not something you just rush into.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/23/06 at 3:54 pm


any of you guys ever "gorked"?



I gork sometimes.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/23/06 at 5:26 pm



Yeah, I understood what you meant, Jeff. It's not something you just rush into.


;D ;D  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/23/06 at 5:32 pm


;D ;D  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA   ;D ;D



Yes. I, Er.. Guess that could be construed as funny..  :o ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/23/06 at 5:35 pm



Yes. I, Er.. Guess that could be construed as funny..  :o ???


you better get on MSN!  >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/24/06 at 3:17 pm

french kissing takes time and patience.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/24/06 at 7:22 pm

Australian kissing is the "new" french kissing

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/24/06 at 7:41 pm


Australian kissing is the "new" french kissing
in french kissing you use your tongue, but in australian kissing, you use your nose.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/24/06 at 7:43 pm


in french kissing you use your tongue, but in australian kissing, you use your nose.
actually it's Australian because it's done "down under"

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/24/06 at 7:50 pm


actually it's Australian because it's done "down under"
badfinger! i'm scandalized! :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/24/06 at 8:40 pm

I stole a kiss from a good-looking blonde at a dance club last night. Not only that, but she and another girl showed me their boobs. All in all, it was a good night.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/24/06 at 8:41 pm


I stole a kiss off of a pretty good-looking blonde last night. Not only that, but she and another girl showed me their boobs. All in all, it was a good night.  ;)




SCORE!! *Macho High Five*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/24/06 at 10:19 pm


the real question is.... Have you, Erin, kissed a girl?!



I think I answered that question on page 2 or 3...but yes, I have...nothing passionate or anything...just being silly. :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/24/06 at 10:30 pm



I think I answered that question on page 2 or 3...but yes, I have...nothing passionate or anything...just being silly. :D


It's ok, I have kissed a girl too.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/24/06 at 10:32 pm


badfinger! i'm scandalized! :o
it's the term for Australia or new Zealand!  what??  ::)  ok, I was being naughty, but i laughed when I heard the joke.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/24/06 at 10:34 pm



I think I answered that question on page 2 or 3...but yes, I have...nothing passionate or anything...just being silly. :D
girls gone wild  inthe00s.com  special edition

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/24/06 at 10:35 pm


I stole a kiss from a good-looking blonde at a dance club last night. Not only that, but she and another girl showed me their boobs. All in all, it was a good night.  ;)



But have you been sober enough to remember it?!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/24/06 at 10:44 pm


girls gone wild  inthe00s.com  special edition



YUCK...sorry, repressed memories. :-\\ >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/24/06 at 11:12 pm



YUCK...sorry, repressed memories. :-\\ >:(


EH?!

Maybe I should look up repressed.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 02/24/06 at 11:14 pm

Your mom.

I've been waiting to use that one as long as this thread has been around.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/25/06 at 12:37 am



YUCK...sorry, repressed memories. :-\\ >:(
total recall. we may need to conduct more hynotherapy  ;D  There's this older lady,from my church like a sister to me, I really luv the old gal, her husband counseled me and my wife and they are just very very close friends, and when we hug/greet, she's always trying to get some lip action  :o  holy moly  :o  I do my best to go for some cheekage, but she's a quick one  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lasvegasbill on 02/25/06 at 2:34 am

It's almost like kissing your mother,  RIGHT....... :-[ :-[

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/25/06 at 2:47 am


It's almost like kissing your mother,  RIGHT....... :-[ :-[
hell yes it is, but it's really more like kissing your mother  ;D

my first mother dig

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lasvegasbill on 02/25/06 at 3:01 am

your old enough she would probaby give you some tonuge.... :-* :-X

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/25/06 at 3:18 am


your old enough she would probaby give you some tonuge.... :-* :-X
I'm feelin woozy from the thought of it

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/25/06 at 9:14 am



But have you been sober enough to remember it?!
Oh, yeah. She was good-looking well before my beer goggles were activated. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/25/06 at 8:17 pm


your old enough she would probaby give you some tonuge.... :-* :-X



Robin's afraid of using the tongue cause she thinks she'll act like a dog or a cat. ::)
So What! Big Deal,I do it so why not her?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/25/06 at 11:06 pm



Robin's afraid of using the tongue cause she thinks she'll act like a dog or a cat. ::)
So What! Big Deal,I do it so why not her?
Maybe if you use the tongue she'll bark like a dog (or purr like a kitty).  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 7:22 am


Maybe if you use the tongue she'll bark like a dog (or purr like a kitty).  ;D



I'm the one that's been slobbering all over her. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 8:32 am



I'm the one that's been slobbering all over her. ;D
next time you should lick her face like a dog. women love that.

oh, and spit on her. women love that, it'll get you in the saddle in no time.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 02/26/06 at 9:42 am


next time you should lick her face like a dog. women love that.

oh, and spit on her. women love that, it'll get you in the saddle in no time.


Really? Damn, I've been doing this all wrong.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 02/26/06 at 11:09 am


next time you should lick her face like a dog. women love that.

oh, and spit on her. women love that, it'll get you in the saddle in no time.


Are you sure?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 11:14 am


Are you sure?


100%. it worked for me everytime.

seriously, howard, if you're sick of waiting to hit a home run with this girl, you gotta TURN UP THE VOLUME. lick! like a dog! lick and spit. it's a miracle-worker.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/26/06 at 2:13 pm


next time you should lick her face like a dog. women love that.

oh, and spit on her. women love that, it'll get you in the saddle in no time.



Damn straight. You obviously know how to treat a woman, Mike.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 02/26/06 at 2:21 pm


next time you should lick her face like a dog. women love that.

oh, and spit on her. women love that, it'll get you in the saddle in no time.


Women love to be treated like animals. Make her wear a collar, beat her occasionally and be sure to ignore her 99% of the time. That way when you do decide to strike her, she'll be thankfull.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 9:24 pm



Damn straight. You obviously know how to treat a woman, Mike.


first thing you learn about a woman with experience is, they definitely got the know-how to recognize a put-on when they see it.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/06 at 9:25 pm


100%. it worked for me everytime.

seriously, howard, if you're sick of waiting to hit a home run with this girl, you gotta TURN UP THE VOLUME. lick! like a dog! lick and spit. it's a miracle-worker.



oh HELLZ no!! >:( :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:27 pm


next time you should lick her face like a dog. women love that.

oh, and spit on her. women love that, it'll get you in the saddle in no time.


I tried spitting on her most intimate places but I'm not saying where. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 9:28 pm


I tried spitting on her most intimate places but I'm not saying where. ;)


OH!

i guess i asked for that.

*ZAP*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: whistledog on 02/26/06 at 9:29 pm


I tried spitting on her most intimate places but I'm not saying where. ;)


Inquiring minds wanna know ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/06 at 9:30 pm

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Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:30 pm


100%. it worked for me everytime.

seriously, howard, if you're sick of waiting to hit a home run with this girl, you gotta TURN UP THE VOLUME. lick! like a dog! lick and spit. it's a miracle-worker.



I shown her how to tongue kiss tonight for the very first time and she loved the vibration of it. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:31 pm

[quote author=whis

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 9:31 pm


I tried spitting on her most intimate places but I'm not saying where. ;)
dude, did you lick her face like a dog, though? i'm tellin' you, try it. otherwise, siht don't count.

it's like a magical key. it unlocks the secret door. i totally swear to god.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/06 at 9:32 pm



I shown her how to tongue kiss tonight for the very first time and she loved the vibration of it. ;D




dude...your TONGUE....vibrates? ??? :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 9:33 pm

she might give you a weird vibe at first? but that's cool, man, just keep it on for a minute and she becomes a love machine, yo.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:37 pm




dude...your TONGUE....vibrates? ??? :o



No Erin,The way my tongue was swaying left and right in her mouth. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:38 pm


she might give you a weird vibe at first? but that's cool, man, just keep it on for a minute and she becomes a love machine, yo.



I'm more of a love machine than her.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:39 pm


dude, did you lick her face like a dog, though? i'm tellin' you, try it. otherwise, siht don't count.

it's like a magical key. it unlocks the secret door. i totally swear to god.


She doesn't enjoy licking.It's too gross for her so Robin And I will just stick to slow kissing.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/06 at 9:40 pm



No Erin,The way my tongue was swaying left and right in her mouth. ;D



haha...I know, I was teasing.  That would be...um, interesting though. ;) :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 9:41 pm


She doesn't enjoy licking.It's too gross for her so Robin And I will just stick to slow kissing.
that's cuz you're not layin' into it enough, bro.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:42 pm



haha...I know, I was teasing.  That would be...um, interesting though. ;) :D



A vibrating tongue? Shouldn't they be marketing that in the adult stores? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:43 pm


that's cuz you're not layin' into it enough, bro.



How do I do that? ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: ADH13 on 02/26/06 at 9:44 pm



A vibrating tongue? Shouldn't they be marketing that in the adult stores? ;D


Strange to see you here so late, Howard! :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/06 at 9:46 pm



A vibrating tongue? Shouldn't they be marketing that in the adult stores? ;D



I'm sure that it already exists there Howard! ;) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:46 pm


Strange to see you here so late, Howard! :o


I came home late from a late Valentine's Dinner with Robin.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:47 pm



I'm sure that it already exists there Howard! ;) ;D


And How come I don't have one?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 9:47 pm



How do I do that? ???
aw come on yo. if i gotta explain it...

just lay into it man. every man was born knowing how to do this. they forget cuzza social conditioning.

just follow your instincts. lick her face like a dog. you ever had a dog lick ya?!? just turn it around, bro!

i bat 100% with this, baby. 100%! i've actually got an instructional video. it's flying off the shelves.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/06 at 9:48 pm


And How come I don't have one?



shoot, I have no idea Howard. LOL!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:49 pm


aw come on yo. if i gotta explain it...

just lay into it man. every man was born knowing how to do this. they forget cuzza social conditioning.

just follow your instincts. lick her face like a dog. you ever had a dog lick ya?!? just turn it around, bro!

i bat 100% with this, baby. 100%! i've actually got an instructional video. it's flying off the shelves.


Ok,I got you. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:50 pm



shoot, I have no idea Howard. LOL!



I have other playtoys instead.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/06 at 9:51 pm



I have other playtoys instead.



erm....uh...oh ok. :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/26/06 at 9:52 pm

...

...

...




*Carves own face off with a #2 Pencil*

...WHYYY, GOD, WHY?!?!111 *falls to knees in the pouring rain and reaches to the heavens*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:53 pm



erm....uh...oh ok. :o


Never Mind.I'm going to sleep.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 9:54 pm


Ok,I got you. ;D
yeah, man. i think we got an understanding, my man.

i predict you gonna have some real HOT stories for the board in a couple'a days, my brutha.

too hot to post. they's gonna be a lot of ast**isks in howard's posts from here on in, baby.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/06 at 9:54 pm

well...ladies and gents..speaking of kissing girls...I am off to watch the L Word....



be back in an hour!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 9:55 pm


yeah, man. i think we got an understanding, my man.

i predict you gonna have some real HOT stories for the board in a couple'a days, my brutha.

too hot to post. they's gonna be a lot of ast**isks in howard's posts from here on in, baby.



Our lovemaking has become very steamy lately so the stories will come. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 9:58 pm



Our lovemaking has become very steamy lately so the stories will come. ;)
it's not comin' all the way back round to home base though, right?

am i right?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/26/06 at 11:11 pm

I am more of a wretch now than I was before I read all this.  :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/06 at 11:11 pm


I am more of a wretch now than I was before I read all this.  :o




dude...it's all Howards fault! ;) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/26/06 at 11:16 pm



dude...it's all Howards fault! ;) ;D
I know, however there was 1 or 2 instigators. I almost needed to lay down and rest. The day he scores, I swear if there's a thread about it I am gonna boogie outta here and reside in the arcade  ;D  ;D God help us.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/26/06 at 11:19 pm


I know, however there was 1 or 2 instigators. I almost needed to lay down and rest. The day he scores, I swear if there's a thread about it I am gonna boogie outta here and reside in the arcade  ;D  ;D God help us.



hmmm...


the titanic sinks.....men walk on the moon,...Howard loses the big "V".....yep...it's up there man. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/26/06 at 11:23 pm



hmmm...


the titanic sinks.....men walk on the moon,...Howard loses the big "V".....yep...it's up there man. ;D
ain't gonna happen  >:(  2nd base max

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/27/06 at 6:17 am


ain't gonna happen  >:(  2nd base max
not if he follows my advice.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/27/06 at 6:21 am



hmmm...


the titanic sinks.....men walk on the moon,...Howard loses the big "V".....yep...it's up there man. ;D


I couldn't feel the Big V.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/27/06 at 6:22 am



dude...it's all Howards fault! ;) ;D


How is everything MY fault?
So What if I have sex on the brain. >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/27/06 at 6:23 am


it's not comin' all the way back round to home base though, right?

am i right?


No I struck out. :(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 02/27/06 at 7:32 am


next time you should lick her face like a dog. women love that.

oh, and spit on her. women love that, it'll get you in the saddle in no time.


O.K. this made me laugh and the rest of the thread did until I read




No Erin,The way my tongue was swaying left and right in her mouth. ;D


which put me right off my lunch!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 02/27/06 at 9:04 am


No I struck out. :(


Swinging or on your balls?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/27/06 at 9:24 am



I shown her how to tongue kiss tonight for the very first time and she loved the vibration of it. ;D


;D ;D ;D your tongue vibrates??  WOW I must learn that.   ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/27/06 at 9:31 am


Swinging or on your balls?
No, no...you see, he kisses her on the strikes, and she kisses him on the balls.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/27/06 at 10:58 am

I have just read the last three or four pages of this thread. I can't think of the right word(s) to describe what I think of it. :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/27/06 at 11:05 am


I have just read the last three or four pages of this thread. I can't think of the right word(s) to describe what I think of it. :-\\


I can think of 2

Absolutely hilarious  ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/27/06 at 11:07 am


I can think of 2

Absolutely hilarious  ;D ;D ;D

whatever :-\\ ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/27/06 at 11:10 am


whatever :-\\ ;D


Oh c'mon you gotta admit it is quite amusing in parts  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/27/06 at 11:12 am


Oh c'mon you gotta admit it is quite amusing in parts  ;D ;D

After reply #780 I pretty much lost interest :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/27/06 at 11:13 am


I am more of a wretch now than I was before I read all this.  :o



I'm staggered by it all, seriously I never knew this sort of business went on.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/27/06 at 11:17 am


After reply #780 I pretty much lost interest :-\\


I just read four or five pages straight off and seriously it made me laugh our really loudly, my SOH must be different I guess,

this and the LP covers  give me the best laughs ever   ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/27/06 at 11:31 am


actually it's Australian because it's done "down under"


I was sent back to Post Number 780 by a mystery friend..and sorry but this all still remains so funny to me, some of the quips you guys make have me almost falling on the floor in hysterics   ;D ;D ;D ;D

LMAO  Infact I'm going back to Page 1

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/27/06 at 11:34 am


No, no...you see, he kisses her on the strikes, and she kisses him on the balls.


Screams STOP  it's all too much  ;D ;D ;D  ;D

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA  I gotta go before I pass out laughing

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/27/06 at 4:03 pm


No, no...you see, he kisses her on the strikes, and she kisses him on the balls.


She'll kiss me on the balls when the time comes or When I come on time. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/27/06 at 4:04 pm


Swinging or on your balls?



She was punching my balls. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Step-chan on 02/27/06 at 4:05 pm


She'll kiss me on the balls when the time comes or When I come on time. ;D


:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

(Starts thinking of other things) :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/27/06 at 4:55 pm


She'll kiss me on the balls when the time comes or When I come on time. ;D


What if you come too early?    ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/27/06 at 5:01 pm


What if you come too early?     ;D ;D ;D


I score a HOMERUN! ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/27/06 at 5:04 pm


I score a HOMERUN! ;D


You do?  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/27/06 at 7:43 pm


I was sent back to Post Number 780 by a mystery friend..and sorry but this all still remains so funny to me, some of the quips you guys make have me almost falling on the floor in hysterics   ;D ;D ;D ;D

LMAO  Infact I'm going back to Page 1
I've done the same thing, read some of this crap and start laughing. some of it is quite amusing, some has made me dry heave. but I've enjoyed most.
as for this topic, I've kissed girls, but now I only kiss fully aged prime WOMEN, well, just one woman, the wife Lady Di. when she lets me or can't fight me off  :D  Kisses on the cheek last week for my birthday last week were frequent and nice. good friends

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/28/06 at 7:32 am


You do?   ;D ;D


Only if IT goes in,Then I've scored a HOMERUN!
;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 02/28/06 at 11:25 am



as for this topic, I've kissed girls, but now I only kiss fully aged prime ripe WOMEN, well, just one woman. kisses on the cheek last week for my birthday were frequent and that was nice.

Well, I haven't kissed many women of any age (who are unrelated to me). When I do, it's usually on the cheek. :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/28/06 at 11:29 am

William Shatner: You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!



I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?

You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?



I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't watch television! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a TV show dammit, IT'S JUST A TV SHOW!

Charlie: Are- are you saying then that we should pay more attention to the movies?

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86hgetalife.phtml

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 02/28/06 at 11:51 am



I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?

You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?


http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86hgetalife.phtml


Well done, my friend. 
I don't htink it's that difficult to find a girl to kiss. Trust me, I've kissed EVERYBODY!
But take baby steps.  Kissing is nice...crawling and snorting and going "oh yeah" is not nice.
WEll, not right away.
:)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/28/06 at 12:25 pm


William Shatner: You know, before I answer any more questions there's something I wanted to say. Having received all your letters over the years, and I've spoken to many of you, and some of you have traveled... y'know... hundreds of miles to be here, I'd just like to say... GET A LIFE, will you people? I mean, for crying out loud, it's just a TV show! I mean, look at you, look at the way you're dressed! You've turned an enjoyable little job, that I did as a lark for a few years, into a COLOSSAL WASTE OF TIME!



I mean, how old are you people? What have you done with yourselves?

You, you must be almost 30... have you ever kissed a girl?



I didn't think so! There's a whole world out there! When I was your age, I didn't watch television! I LIVED! So... move out of your parent's basements! And get your own apartments and GROW THE HELL UP! I mean, it's just a TV show dammit, IT'S JUST A TV SHOW!

Charlie: Are- are you saying then that we should pay more attention to the movies?

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86hgetalife.phtml
  ;D one of the funniest SNL episodes, Shatner humiliates Jon Lovitz's trekkie character with the kiss question. good one Tia. freakin funny

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 02/28/06 at 5:16 pm

When I kiss,I kiss on the mouth. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/28/06 at 6:26 pm


When I kiss,I kiss on the mouth. ;D
howard, i believe you kiss and tell more than anyone i've ever met in my life.

i've read penthouse forum letters that look flat-out coquettish and bashful compared to you.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 02/28/06 at 6:30 pm


No, no...you see, he kisses her on the strikes, and she kisses him on the balls.
what happens if he pops a foul?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 02/28/06 at 7:07 pm


what happens if he pops a foul?


It all depends.

If his ball is caught then he goes back to the box but if his ball drops then he keeps both hands on the bat.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/28/06 at 10:50 pm


what happens if he pops a foul?
Then he has to go back home and "choke the umpire."

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Echo Nomad on 02/28/06 at 11:58 pm

Well, I haven't read all 59 pages, but I can pretty much say that at age 29 I'm probably the oldest person here whose never been kissed.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/01/06 at 1:07 am


Well, I haven't read all 59 pages, but I can pretty much say that at age 29 I'm probably the oldest person here whose never been kissed.
Your day will come?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Echo Nomad on 03/01/06 at 1:14 am


Your day will come?


I think it did, but I was probably out of town!   :P :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/01/06 at 1:15 am

Dontcha hate when that happens.  If Philip says your time will come, you gotta believe him  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Echo Nomad on 03/01/06 at 1:19 am


Dontcha hate when that happens.  If Philip says your time will come, you gotta believe him  :)


I wonder if Josie from "Never been kissed" is up for a second smootch?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/01/06 at 10:04 am


Well, I haven't read all 59 pages, but I can pretty much say that at age 29 I'm probably the oldest person here whose never been kissed.


When I was 29, 5 vodka and tonics was the exact recipe to turn me into a kissing fool.  I mean I would kiss for shooters, kiss cute strangers pretending I thought it was their birthday, I'd kiss anybody really.  Maybe you need to hang out where alcohol is being served to unsuspecting women and pretend it's your birthday?  Once you get a few drunken it's my birthday kisses, "oh the places you'll go". ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/01/06 at 10:12 am


Well, I haven't read all 59 pages, but I can pretty much say that at age 29 I'm probably the oldest person here whose never been kissed.
Don't worry, just have a little faith in yourself and it'll happen (and probably when you least expect it).  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/01/06 at 10:15 am


Don't worry, just have a little faith in yourself and it'll happen (and probably when you least expect it).  :)


Faith in yourself is good. Believing no one wants to kiss you will not help.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/01/06 at 10:29 am


I wonder if Josie from "Never been kissed" is up for a second smootch?
that was on tv last night, very cute movie. I'm sure josie is well beyond first base by now.


When I was 29, 5 vodka and tonics was the exact recipe to turn me into a kissing fool.  I mean I would kiss for shooters, kiss cute strangers pretending I thought it was their birthday, I'd kiss anybody really.  Maybe you need to hang out where alcohol is being served to unsuspecting women and pretend it's your birthday?  Once you get a few drunken it's my birthday kisses, "oh the places you'll go". ;)
I read a joke somewhere, "they say cocaine makes a girl frisky, but to me whiskey is less risky" a little booze does change the attitude for sure.
so now we all know who to buy drinks for at the inthe00s get together  ;D
These guys time will come, but they gotta get out where the prey, I mean where the girls are.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/01/06 at 12:15 pm


Faith in yourself is good. Believing no one wants to kiss you will not help.

And really that's what it all comes down to: what you believe, especially about yourself. If you believe that if you really work at it, that you will find someone who wants to kiss you (and even more ;)) that will help quite a bit. If you believe that flirting with and picking up women is not just something that some "lucky" guys are "born with," but rather a skill that can be learned by anyone and improved upon with practice, that will definitely help. And if you look at this not as some insurmountable obstacle but rather as a challenge (or better yet, a grand experiment), and if you're willing to do a little research online and check out some websites that offer advice that can help in this matter (http://www.sosuave.com/ really helped me a lot), you may very well find yourself in the middle of one of the most fun learning processes of your life.
When I was 29, 5 vodka and tonics was the exact recipe to turn me into a kissing fool.  I mean I would kiss for shooters, kiss cute strangers pretending I thought it was their birthday, I'd kiss anybody really.  Maybe you need to hang out where alcohol is being served to unsuspecting women and pretend it's your birthday?  Once you get a few drunken it's my birthday kisses, "oh the places you'll go". ;)
And you know what? I haven't used the "pretend it's my birthday" tactic, but it's not a bad idea. But just approaching women in bars and talking to them makes for great practice. Practice is what it's all about. That's how I take the pressure off of myself when I approach women--I just think of myself as practicing, and I don't worry about the outcome. I just try to have a good time and joke with them, and I make having fun my main priority. And you know what? Sometimes they kiss me. And when a woman lays one on you, your self-confidence will go way up, and the one thing that women are attracted to, more than looks or money, is confidence. And as you begin to get more and more confident, as barefootrobin said, "oh the places you'll go."  ;)
   I say all this not to brag or be conceited in any way, but rather to let some of you know that there is hope for you, and that if I can do it then you certainly can too. I'm 35 and just now beginning to figure it out, and although I'm still learning myself I'm having a lot of fun in the process. And, just so you know, I look like this:
   

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/01/06 at 12:21 pm

. And, just so you know, I look like this:
   


1.  Your reply was very well put and expressed what I wanted to say. Good Job.
2.  Is that your everyday hat?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/01/06 at 12:31 pm


1.  Your reply was very well put and expressed what I wanted to say. Good Job.
Thanks, I was a little worried that I might come off as being arrogant or something.
2.  Is that your everyday hat?
Yes. I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

Actually that picture was taken on New Years 2005, and that tiara belonged to my brother's girlfriend. It's amazing what a guy can be willing to wear after a few libations.  ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/01/06 at 12:39 pm


Thanks, I was a little worried that I might come off as being arrogant or something.Yes. I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

Actually that picture was taken on New Years 2005, and that tiara belonged to my brother's girlfriend. It's amazing what a guy can be willing to wear after a few libations.  ::)


I think it's great!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/01/06 at 3:15 pm


And really that's what it all comes down to: what you believe, especially about yourself. If you believe that if you really work at it, that you will find someone who wants to kiss you (and even more ;)) that will help quite a bit. If you believe that flirting with and picking up women is not just something that some "lucky" guys are "born with," but rather a skill that can be learned by anyone and improved upon with practice, that will definitely help. And if you look at this not as some insurmountable obstacle but rather as a challenge (or better yet, a grand experiment), and if you're willing to do a little research online and check out some websites that offer advice that can help in this matter (http://www.sosuave.com/ really helped me a lot), you may very well find yourself in the middle of one of the most fun learning processes of your life.


You're really positive.  :)

Thats an interesting site. 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Step-chan on 03/01/06 at 3:31 pm


Well, I haven't read all 59 pages, but I can pretty much say that at age 29 I'm probably the oldest person here whose never been kissed.


I'm 29 as well.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:07 pm


howard, i believe you kiss and tell more than anyone i've ever met in my life.

i've read penthouse forum letters that look flat-out coquettish and bashful compared to you.


Oh Really,Is that what you think?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:09 pm


what happens if he pops a foul?


Then I'd start all over again till I get it right. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:10 pm


It all depends.

If his ball is caught then he goes back to the box but if his ball drops then he keeps both hands on the bat.


It'll be quite a long time before I score a homerun.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:11 pm


Then he has to go back home and "choke the umpire."


She can choke my umpire anytime she wants. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/01/06 at 4:11 pm


Oh Really,Is that what you think?
Yes, that is really what I think.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:12 pm


Yes, that is really what I think.


Maybe I should send in a Penthouse Letter. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/01/06 at 4:12 pm


She can choke my umpire anytime she wants. ;)
You mean "shift your gears?"  :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:13 pm


You mean "shift your gears?"  :D


What gears are you referring to? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/01/06 at 4:14 pm


What gears are you referring to? ;D
Your "four on the floor."

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 03/01/06 at 4:15 pm


Maybe I should send in a Penthouse Letter. ;D


Dude, you should send Pictures!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:23 pm


Your "four on the floor."


four on the couch?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:23 pm


Dude, you should send Pictures!


We both look horrid with our pictures taken. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/01/06 at 4:32 pm


four on the couch?
Your four-speed dual-quad positraction 409.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:33 pm


Your four-speed dual-quad positraction 409.  ;D


Would that be a machine?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/01/06 at 4:34 pm


Would that be a machine?
Something like that.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:37 pm


Something like that.


That would be some big machine :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/01/06 at 4:41 pm


That would be some big machine :o
Actually it was a line from a Beach Boys song, "409." This would be a good representation of what they were talking about:

http://bruneauperformance.ca/my62belairdoneaug202004lf640.jpg

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/01/06 at 5:02 pm

Boy, that was a thread-killer. ^  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 5:06 pm


Actually it was a line from a Beach Boys song, "409." This would be a good representation of what they were talking about:

http://bruneauperformance.ca/my62belairdoneaug202004lf640.jpg



My thing is not a car.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/01/06 at 5:08 pm



These guys time will come, but they gotta get out where the prey, I mean where the girls are.


Where's that?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/01/06 at 5:17 pm


Where's that?

You're in college, right? I'd recommend joining some clubs or activities that you might be interested in, where you could meet some girls that share your interests. Hell, go to some parties. That's what college is all about, right?  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/01/06 at 5:23 pm


You're in college, right? I'd recommend joining some clubs or activities that you might be interested in, where you could meet some girls that share your interests. Hell, go to some parties. That's what college is all about, right?  ;D


I'm not in college actually.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/01/06 at 5:25 pm


I'm not in college actually.
Oh, my bad. I thought that one time you said you were starting college.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/01/06 at 5:39 pm


Oh, my bad. I thought that one time you said you were starting college.


I did, I was in college last semester but I'm not now.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/01/06 at 5:40 pm


I did, I was in college last semester but I'm not now.

You mean you're taking time off? ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/01/06 at 5:45 pm


You mean you're taking time off? ???


Sort of. More like I didn't particularly care for it... and then I decided I didn't want to major in English anymore, I wanted to pursue Culinary Arts.  But the places around here don't offer it. So I just decided not to re-register. I'm going to move to Dallas in 3 months or so, and take Culinary Arts at a college there.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/01/06 at 6:05 pm

My problem is I'm just too shy/nervous, and thats a turn-off.

I'm George McFly bad. I can't even make eye contact!

Just today I was in the grocery store with my uncle, and we were standing in the check-out line.  The girl running the register is around my age.  She says "how are ya'll?" to us,  and my Uncle responds. Like usual I don't say anything, just try to pretend like I'm not there. About 30 seconds later I'm looking around/down(definitely not making eye contact) she looks right at me, and asks again "how are you?". Well first off, I act like a deer caught in the headlights. I took way too long to respond. Then I just manage to yelp out "I'm fine" and my voice goes up. X_X

I just looked back away and nothing else was said. I could see my uncle shake his head and almost laugh.

So yeah... I'm that horribly bad/akward.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/01/06 at 6:10 pm


My problem is I'm just too shy/nervous, and thats a turn-off.

I'm George McFly bad. I can't even make eye contact!

Just today I was in the grocery store with my uncle, and we were standing in the check-out line.  The girl running the register is around my age.  She says "how are ya'll?" to us,  and my Uncle responds. Like usual I don't say anything, just try to pretend like I'm not there. About 30 seconds later I'm looking around/down(definitely not making eye contact) she looks right at me, and asks again "how are you?". Well first off, I act like a deer caught in the headlights. I took way too long to respond. Then I just manage to yelp out "I'm fine" and my voice goes up. X_X

I just looked back away and nothing else was said. I could see my uncle shake his head and almost laugh.

So yeah... I'm that horribly bad/akward.


It will be ok...I believe it just takes longer for some people.
it may be a long time.  that's not really fair, but it might end up great.

let's face it, i have no advice, just trying to cheer you up.  little steps.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/01/06 at 6:14 pm

i used to do that. totally seize up and all that stuff. now i don't care anymore. i'm like, you want this, b**ch? no? well forget you then.

you gotta get your heart broken a couple times, then you stop locking up like that. weird, but true.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/01/06 at 6:15 pm

anyway, i gave you a karma, el dude. that'll cure anything that ails ya.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/01/06 at 6:18 pm


My problem is I'm just too shy/nervous, and thats a turn-off.

I'm George McFly bad. I can't even make eye contact!

Just today I was in the grocery store with my uncle, and we were standing in the check-out line.  The girl running the register is around my age.  She says "how are ya'll?" to us,  and my Uncle responds. Like usual I don't say anything, just try to pretend like I'm not there. About 30 seconds later I'm looking around/down(definitely not making eye contact) she looks right at me, and asks again "how are you?". Well first off, I act like a deer caught in the headlights. I took way too long to respond. Then I just manage to yelp out "I'm fine" and my voice goes up. X_X

I just looked back away and nothing else was said. I could see my uncle shake his head and almost laugh.

So yeah... I'm that horribly bad/akward.


Just don't think about it and act like it's a guy. Just say "good." or whatever. Don't focus on her being cute or anything.d

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/01/06 at 6:23 pm


It will be ok...I believe it just takes longer for some people.
it may be a long time.  that's not really fair, but it might end up great.

let's face it, i have no advice, just trying to cheer you up.  little steps.


Thanks.  :)


i used to do that. totally seize up and all that stuff. now i don't care anymore. i'm like, you want this, b**ch? no? well forget you then.

you gotta get your heart broken a couple times, then you stop locking up like that. weird, but true.


Yeah...


anyway, i gave you a karma, el dude. that'll cure anything that ails ya.


Thanks, man.  8)


Just don't think about it and act like it's a guy. Just say "good." or whatever. Don't focus on her being cute or anything.d


Thanks for the advice, Dominic.  :)

Next time I'll try to picture her as a guy.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/01/06 at 6:40 pm


My problem is I'm just too shy/nervous, and thats a turn-off.

I'm George McFly bad. I can't even make eye contact!

Just today I was in the grocery store with my uncle, and we were standing in the check-out line.  The girl running the register is around my age.  She says "how are ya'll?" to us,  and my Uncle responds. Like usual I don't say anything, just try to pretend like I'm not there. About 30 seconds later I'm looking around/down(definitely not making eye contact) she looks right at me, and asks again "how are you?". Well first off, I act like a deer caught in the headlights. I took way too long to respond. Then I just manage to yelp out "I'm fine" and my voice goes up. X_X

I just looked back away and nothing else was said. I could see my uncle shake his head and almost laugh.

So yeah... I'm that horribly bad/akward.
I myself struggled with shyness through much of my life, so I can totally understand how you feel.  Don't get too down on yourself.

    KKay is right when she says that it's about little steps. One simple thing you can try is: Next time you find yourself in a situation where you have to talk to a girl, smile! Just practice doing this, and I can almost guarantee that you'll begin to see a difference in how they respond to you. Unless she's an absolute b*tch, the odds are that she'll smile back and be more receptive to you.
i used to do that. totally seize up and all that stuff. now i don't care anymore. i'm like, you want this, b**ch? no? well forget you then.

you gotta get your heart broken a couple times, then you stop locking up like that. weird, but true.
With me, it wasn't so much having my heart broken as it was getting sick and tired of hearing the same old "Let's just be friends" speech time after time.  It kind of burned out my "give-a-sh*tter."

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/01/06 at 6:50 pm


Where's that?

easier said than done, I know.  Well, it seems to me you need somewhere to hone your social interaction skills, do you have or need a job. work at starbucks, tons of girls come into that place, they'd be coming to you asking for your help and service, you can develop your confidence at a place like that where you have to talk, but not trying to make conversation, you got what they want. and you give it to them and chat a little bit as you work, not overdoing it of course. I met my wife at a college/career age group at the church we both attended, we both went to volleyball night and there were a lot of people and I felt no pressure to come on to anyone, just there to have fun and I met a "good girl". You need some interaction where you don't have to try to think of a opening line, or a job where lots of people frequent. That would help you. If you could interact in person like you do here, you'd be cool. next time the opportunity comes up like it did at the store, imagine your typing in your response here and verbalize it to the girl.
your time is gonna come

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Step-chan on 03/02/06 at 1:52 pm


My problem is I'm just too shy/nervous, and thats a turn-off.

I'm George McFly bad. I can't even make eye contact!



I'm abit shy myself, but I'm easily able to make eye contact(must be a surprise to know that huh?). I've just never tried, the funny thing is I don't get embarrassed if a girl hugs me, although I am alittle surprised when it happens.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl over there??

Written By: Howard on 03/02/06 at 3:22 pm

I have and I've done it plenty of times. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl over there??

Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 3:23 pm


I have and I've done it plenty of times. ;)
did you do what i told you, though? the lick and spit thing?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl down there??

Written By: Howard on 03/02/06 at 4:06 pm


did you do what i told you, though? the lick and spit thing?



She's not into licking and spitting. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl down there??

Written By: La Roche on 03/02/06 at 4:09 pm



She's not into licking and spitting. :P


Steal money from her, women love a guy who needs support.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 03/02/06 at 4:13 pm


And, just so you know, I look like this:


I'm positive you've been told this before, but you look like Tom Green.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl down there??

Written By: Howard on 03/02/06 at 4:14 pm


Steal money from her, women love a guy who needs support.


I don't know where she hides her money. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/02/06 at 4:14 pm


I'm positive you've been told this before, but you look like Tom Green.
Yeah, I get that a lot.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/02/06 at 4:16 pm


I'm positive you've been told this before, but you look like Tom Green.


He has.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl down there??

Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 4:16 pm


I don't know where she hides her money. ;D
steal her underwear, then. women love men who wear women's underwear.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl down there??

Written By: Howard on 03/02/06 at 4:19 pm


steal her underwear, then. women love men who wear women's underwear.


I'll steal her Victoria's Secret Panties

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl down there??

Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 4:21 pm


I'll steal her Victoria's Secret Panties
good man.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl down there??

Written By: Howard on 03/02/06 at 4:22 pm


good man.



Then I'll steal her bras ;) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl down there??

Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 4:24 pm



Then I'll steal her bras ;) ;D
even better. she'll love it!

are you sure they'll fit you though?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: STAR70 on 03/02/06 at 4:29 pm


When I was 29, 5 vodka and tonics was the exact recipe to turn me into a kissing fool.  I mean I would kiss for shooters, kiss cute strangers pretending I thought it was their birthday, I'd kiss anybody really.  Maybe you need to hang out where alcohol is being served to unsuspecting women and pretend it's your birthday?  Once you get a few drunken it's my birthday kisses, "oh the places you'll go". ;)


*the STAR hands Robin a magnum of Stolichnaya

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl down there??

Written By: KKay on 03/02/06 at 5:05 pm


Steal money from her, women love a guy who needs support.


I"m home!

I keep a towel and a piggy bank on hand as often as I can.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 5:10 pm

all right, who's the merry prankster who changed the subject line?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/02/06 at 5:11 pm


all right, who's the merry prankster who changed the subject line?


I didn't...I couldnt if I wanted to.  Either way I need a towel and a piggy bank

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/02/06 at 5:15 pm

Oh yeah...and after posting on here for a while, i have finally entered my answer since, after all, this is a poll.
has everyone done that?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 5:17 pm

"Re: have you ever kissed a girl down there?? "

i've entered 'other,' because i am my own girl.

i never yet voted on whether size matters. so i still don't know.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/02/06 at 5:18 pm


Oh yeah...and after posting on here for a while, i have finally entered my answer since, after all, this is a poll.
has everyone done that?

I haven't voted yet.

But my answer may change, depending on whether or not I kiss another girl or two or three or...

I suppose I could click "Shh I'm Not Telling" or "Other", but when I vote, I want to be sincere.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 03/02/06 at 5:20 pm


all right, who's the merry prankster who changed the subject line?


I traced it back, and it was Howard...of course.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/02/06 at 6:09 pm


I traced it back, and it was Howard...of course.


of course!
why did we ask?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 6:12 pm

howard! get over here! you are in BIG, BIG trouble, young man! >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/02/06 at 7:27 pm


*the STAR hands Robin a magnum of Stolichnaya


When I was 29 people, 29!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 03/02/06 at 10:11 pm


When I was 29 people, 29!


Back when I was just 17
I thought that I knew everything
I could make it in this scene
To be a rising star that only gleamed
When all the answers disagreed
With the questions held for me

I was legal now at 21
I knew the way the world should run
My God, just look what I had done
Simply drunk and having fun
Looked for friends but I found none
All alone at 21

At 25 I was suprised
That I was even half alive
somehow I managed to survive
I found my bodys' doing time
In my back a hundred knives
All from my friends at 25

And now as Gabriel sounds my warning bell
I'd buy your life if you would sell
and you would too if less compelled
So live your life and live it well
Theres not much left of me to tell
I just got back up each time I fell

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/03/06 at 1:40 am


Back when I was just 17
I thought that I knew everything
I could make it in this scene
To be a rising star that only gleamed
When all the answers disagreed
With the questions held for me

I was legal now at 21
I knew the way the world should run
My God, just look what I had done
Simply drunk and having fun
Looked for friends but I found none
All alone at 21

At 25 I was suprised
That I was even half alive
somehow I managed to survive
I found my bodys' doing time
In my back a hundred knives
All from my friends at 25

And now as Gabriel sounds my warning bell
I'd buy your life if you would sell
and you would too if less compelled
So live your life and live it well
Theres not much left of me to tell
I just got back up each time I fell
that's f-----ng beautiful man.  :\'(  Now let's do some good and if we have a inthe00s get together we need to have a kissing booth with some foxes for the unkissed to be taken care of.
KISS PIMPS with no charge for the unkissed.
and Lola smiled and took me by the hand, said little boy gonna make you a man!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/03/06 at 10:35 am


that's f-----ng beautiful man.  :\'(  Now let's do some good and if we have a inthe00s get together we need to have a kissing booth with some foxes for the unkissed to be taken care of.
KISS PIMPS with no charge for the unkissed.
and Lola smiled and took me by the hand, said little boy gonna make you a man!!


Um... I think Lola was a man.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/03/06 at 10:36 am


Um... I think Lola was a man.
How do you know?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/03/06 at 10:37 am


How do you know?
doesn't it say right on his profile, there?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 10:40 am


doesn't it say right on his profile, there?


I was really relived to find out that Lola was a man.  Then I didn't feel so bad about kissing a girl. ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/03/06 at 10:41 am


doesn't it say right on his profile, there?


err, whose?


I was really relived to find out that Lola was a man.  Then I didn't feel so bad about kissing a girl. ???


Que?


Aren't you guys talking about the song "Lola" by The Kinks?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 10:43 am


err, whose?

Que?


Aren't you guys talking about the song "Lola" by The Kinks?



Yes- the very same, legendary song.

I was really relived to find out that Lola was a man.  Then I didn't feel so bad about kissing a girl. ???


I was just kidding there ^ ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/03/06 at 10:43 am


that's f-----ng beautiful man.  :\'(  Now let's do some good and if we have a inthe00s get together we need to have a kissing booth with some foxes for the unkissed to be taken care of.


If someone provides the Vodka Tonics, and the Chapstick, I'll volunteer for the kissing booth.  But I will need proof that those I am kissing have never been kissed before.  Some sort of certification or something. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/03/06 at 10:44 am


If someone provides the Vodka Tonics, and the Chapstick, I'll volunteer for the kissing booth.  But I will need proof that those I am kissing have never been kissed before.  Some sort of certification or something. ;D
I'm a good liar. Perhaps I can get you warmed up.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/03/06 at 10:45 am


I'm a good liar. Perhaps I can get you warmed up.  ;)


That's what the vodka's for!  But thanks for the generous offer!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 10:47 am

Find the "Inthe00s" member
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/dpa/lowres/dpan1028l.jpg

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/03/06 at 10:50 am


Find the "Inthe00s" member
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/dpa/lowres/dpan1028l.jpg


That's hilarious!  And, since I haven't figured out how to post my pic yet, I could be anyone of those really!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/03/06 at 10:55 am


That's hilarious!  And, since I haven't figured out how to post my pic yet, I could be anyone of those really!


You're the one in the middle,  right?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 03/03/06 at 11:12 am


You're the one in the middle,  right?


;D yup - before YOU"VE had any alcohol, after a few beers, I'd be the one on the right! ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl down there??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/03/06 at 12:16 pm


I'll steal her Victoria's Secret Panties


HAHAHA!  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/03/06 at 12:48 pm


Um... I think Lola was a man.
she walked like a woman  ;D  ;D  sorry, I know, it's a great tune, I just wanted to add the make you a man part but it may have been viewd out of context. I'm sure you want it to be a girl/woman

If someone provides the Vodka Tonics, and the Chapstick, I'll volunteer for the kissing booth.  But I will need proof that those I am kissing have never been kissed before.  Some sort of certification or something. ;D
barefootrobin, thats generous of you. Howard, can bring the mouthwash because he's always well supplied.  :)

Find the "Inthe00s" member
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/dpa/lowres/dpan1028l.jpg
thats it, exactly what I'm talking about. Way to reach out ladies, this has gotta really give you a sense of purpose in life. El_Duderino, you can get in line twice.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 03/03/06 at 12:49 pm


that's f-----ng beautiful man.  :\'(  Now let's do some good and if we have a inthe00s get together we need to have a kissing booth with some foxes for the unkissed to be taken care of.
KISS PIMPS with no charge for the unkissed.
and Lola smiled and took me by the hand, said little boy gonna make you a man!!


I'm happy to err.. Lay down.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/03/06 at 12:51 pm

"lola" is so old i fell off my dinosaur and broke my stone underwear.

:)

i saw the kinks in the 80s. they did lola and the crowd went wild. i wanted them to do destroyer though. i love that song. paranoia, will destroya...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 1:14 pm

I"m going to come to the convention wearing one of these:
http://www.pjstrickshop.com/images/7130.jpg

oh yeah...kinks rock.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/03/06 at 1:18 pm


I'm happy to err.. Lay down.
thanks for the contribution  ??? I'm not picking up on your drift

"lola" is so old i fell off my dinosaur and broke my stone underwear.

:)

i saw the kinks in the 80s. they did lola and the crowd went wild. i wanted them to do destroyer though. i love that song. paranoia, will destroya...
Tia you old poop!  that's a great song Destroyer. back in the 80's, dang dude. I watched them when we were still wearing fig leaves in the 70's and can't remember much because of the afghan black hash that was going around at the time. I'd like to go back in time on that one and actually listen to the music, but to a young kid it was a big party.  

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/03/06 at 1:34 pm


thanks for the contribution  ??? I'm not picking up on your drift
Tia you old poop!  that's a great song Destroyer. back in the 80's, dang dude. I watched them when we were still wearing fig leaves in the 70's and can't remember much because of the afghan black hash that was going around at the time. I'd like to go back in time on that one and actually listen to the music, but to a young kid it was a big party. 
you'd do well in my new political system/

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 03/03/06 at 1:35 pm


thanks for the contribution  ??? I'm not picking up on your drift

I was willing to contribute an 'extra' service.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/03/06 at 2:03 pm


you'd do well in my new political system/
I'm very set in my views, not necessarily political so maybe I wouldn't be a good fit.


I was willing to contribute an 'extra' service.
ok, so the drift was as I perceived. that would be a different booth with the privavcy drapes around it  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl down there??

Written By: Howard on 03/03/06 at 2:35 pm


even better. she'll love it!

are you sure they'll fit you though?


No,They won't fit me. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/03/06 at 2:38 pm


howard! get over here! you are in BIG, BIG trouble, young man! >:(


Ok,What crime did I commit?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/04/06 at 10:05 am

I'm starting to catch fire.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/04/06 at 7:21 pm

I was very good friends (well, girlfriend of) a guy that was reallly a 40-year-old virgin.  I tried. I wanted to be the good friend for whom it would not make a difference.  I didn't for a long time.  he tried and tried, and I tried to be patient, but his manner was understandably clumsy..and it made him angry and it made intimate moments turn uncomfortable.
I hope anyone that;s in that situation can at least come to grips with themselves, like themselves and respect the people they are with.
dont; be angry and don't take it out on others.

was this too much information?
was it an unecessary post?
I hope I didn't disturb anyone.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/04/06 at 7:24 pm

i think the statistics on penile dysfunction and miscellaneous inabllity to perform are quite high -- higher than i thought they'd be. could be physical with a psychological component, or psychological with a physical component.

anyway, i sorta wish i had that problem. i pretty much know whenever i walk over an untapped underground well, if you catch my drift.

er, um, i mean, i've never had an impure thought.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/04/06 at 7:28 pm



anyway, i sorta wish i had that problem. i pretty much know whenever i walk over an untapped underground well, if you catch my drift.

er, um, i mean, i've never had an impure thought.


heee heee. divining....



Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Apricot on 03/05/06 at 11:28 am


My problem is I'm just too shy/nervous, and thats a turn-off.

I'm George McFly bad. I can't even make eye contact!

Just today I was in the grocery store with my uncle, and we were standing in the check-out line.  The girl running the register is around my age.  She says "how are ya'll?" to us,  and my Uncle responds. Like usual I don't say anything, just try to pretend like I'm not there. About 30 seconds later I'm looking around/down(definitely not making eye contact) she looks right at me, and asks again "how are you?". Well first off, I act like a deer caught in the headlights. I took way too long to respond. Then I just manage to yelp out "I'm fine" and my voice goes up. X_X


I used to be pretty awkward.. but DAMN, that's awkward.

What you need is a boost in confidence.. that usually comes from having a good relationship, though.. just keep tryin'.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/06/06 at 1:03 am


I used to be pretty awkward.. but DAMN, that's awkward.

What you need is a boost in confidence.. that usually comes from having a good relationship, though.. just keep tryin'.
I'd like to add on to this, and give you something to ponder: Gaining the confidence necessary to attract women requires you to take a sort of "leap of faith" in yourself.  I myself made this breakthrough about 2 years ago, and the results have been overwhelmingly positive. And what allowed me to take this leap of faith was this realization: I began to think of confidence as a kind of "gift." I realized that by feeling good about myself and having fun and projecting an air of confidence, and by talking to women in a confident manner,I was doing nothing more than just giving them something they desire...something they crave, and it really pushes their buttons. Several of the websites I researched spoke of an attitude that they called "cocky & funny," and it really works. When I think of all my friends who were players and ladies' men, in hindsight I could see where they projected this attitude.
   As I said before, and as the General said as well, just keep trying. Keep practicing. Practice, practice, practice. That's the key. And try and have fun while you're doing it. There'll be times when you make mistakes, when you get shot down, and when you just plain make an ass of yourself. But you know what? F*ck it. Don't be afraid to laugh at yourself. Just keep at it, and before you know it you'll find yourself making out with some cute young thing you've had your eye on. And when that happens, all the surgeons in Beverly Hills won't be able to remove that big, goofy sh*t-eating grin that'll be stuck on your face the next day.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a guy??

Written By: Howard on 03/06/06 at 6:00 pm

No,On the cheek but never on the mouth. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/07/06 at 9:03 pm


I'd like to add on to this, and give you something to ponder: Gaining the confidence necessary to attract women requires you to take a sort of "leap of faith" in yourself.  I myself made this breakthrough about 2 years ago, and the results have been overwhelmingly positive. And what allowed me to take this leap of faith was this realization: I began to think of confidence as a kind of "gift." I realized that by feeling good about myself and having fun and projecting an air of confidence, and by talking to women in a confident manner,I was doing nothing more than just giving them something they desire...something they crave, and it really pushes their buttons. Several of the websites I researched spoke of an attitude that they called "cocky & funny," and it really works. When I think of all my friends who were players and ladies' men, in hindsight I could see where they projected this attitude.
  As I said before, and as the General said as well, just keep trying. Keep practicing. Practice, practice, practice. That's the key. And try and have fun while you're doing it. There'll be times when you make mistakes, when you get shot down, and when you just plain make an ass of yourself. But you know what? F*ck it. Don't be afraid to laugh at yourself. Just keep at it, and before you know it you'll find yourself making out with some cute young thing you've had your eye on. And when that happens, all the surgeons in Beverly Hills won't be able to remove that big, goofy sh*t-eating grin that'll be stuck on your face the next day.  ;)


I understand what you are saying. Practice makes perfect.

I was talking to my best friend on the phone, and I asked him for his opinion on it, and he said that I should remember women are turned on more by how guys act and carry themselves than just how they look. So I guess that being good with women is a SKILL. And like any skill you have to practice at it before you get better.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a Girl??

Written By: nally on 03/07/06 at 11:11 pm


No,On the cheek but never on the mouth. :P

Changing the subject line again?? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a g___??

Written By: Tia on 03/08/06 at 9:13 am


Changing the subject line again?? ;D
g___ = "goat"?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 03/08/06 at 9:19 am

gnu?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/08/06 at 10:30 am

gravedigger?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/08/06 at 11:14 am

gumshoe?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/08/06 at 11:16 am

gorilla?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/08/06 at 11:17 am


g___ = "goat"?


Huh?? ??? ??? ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/08/06 at 11:19 am


Huh?? ??? ??? ???
"Re: have you ever kissed a g___??"

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/08/06 at 11:20 am


"Re: have you ever kissed a g___??"

I blanked out the letters because Horward kept changing the subject line. ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/08/06 at 11:22 am


I blanked out the letters because Horward kept changing the subject line. ::)
and it backfired because now everyone is falling all over each other to come up with a more shocking guess as to what "g___" might stand for! :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/08/06 at 11:28 am


and it backfired because now everyone is falling all over each other to come up with a more shocking guess as to what "g___" might stand for! :D

Well, there's only two things it can stand for, according to the original topic of the thread.

I'll go change reply #993 back to Girl.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/08/06 at 11:35 am


Well, there's only two things it can stand for, according to the original topic of the thread.

I'll go change reply #993 back to Girl.
too late, the gazelles are already out of the zoo.

did you know i'm a card-carrying member of nabgla? the national boy-goat love association.

being neither a boy nor a goat i really don't have any chips in that game personally, but you know, it seemed like a good cause.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/08/06 at 11:35 am

Gonorrhea- infested sasquatch, people, c'mon... ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/08/06 at 11:47 am


Gonorrhea- infested sasquatch, people, c'mon... ::)
How about great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/08/06 at 11:52 am

this thread keeps finding new lows to stoop to. i love it!

wha... DUDE! i'm so OFFENDED!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/08/06 at 12:01 pm


gorilla?


Kissed a few in my time!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts???

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/08/06 at 12:06 pm


this thread keeps finding new lows to stoop to. i love it!

wha... DUDE! i'm so OFFENDED!
Sorry.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/08/06 at 12:26 pm

Gargoyle.

Garafalo?

Gamy leg?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/08/06 at 12:38 pm

Grenade?

Gaseous-based life form?

Gunnery Sgt. Hartman?

http://www.orizzontikubrickiani.it/images/hartmantojoker.jpg

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 03/08/06 at 12:41 pm


Gonorrhea- infested sasquatch, people, c'mon... ::)


Whoa, way to point out the obvious, Beth...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/08/06 at 12:48 pm

Gary Busey?
http://www.joblo.com/indianasev/images/bus1.jpg

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/08/06 at 12:50 pm

Gein?
http://www.houseofhorrors.com/gein.jpg

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mirrorshades on 03/08/06 at 1:02 pm

please stay on topic folks... I'm too lazy to delete the off topic crap, but I will if I have to

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/08/06 at 1:45 pm


please stay on topic folks... I'm too lazy to delete the off topic crap, but I will if I have to
this thread only gets REALLY offensive when we're on topic.

besides, the topic is now "have you kissed a g___". and we're focused on it like a laser beam.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 03/08/06 at 3:20 pm

Hey, no messing with the moderators. >:(

this thread only gets REALLY offensive when we're on topic.

besides, the topic is now "have you kissed a g___". and we're focused on it like a laser beam.

Not anymore.

I have only given a little kiss to only one girl in my life, period. :-X

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 03/08/06 at 3:21 pm


Hey, no messing with the moderators. >:(Not anymore.

I have only given a little kiss to only one girl in my life, period. :-X


NO MESSING VIZ MINE TIA JA!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/08/06 at 4:09 pm


please stay on topic folks... I'm too lazy to delete the off topic crap, but I will if I have to


I think you're asking the impossible, Mirrorshades  :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/08/06 at 4:59 pm

I'm going to kiss a girl this Sunday ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/08/06 at 8:46 pm

Who, Howard? Robin?  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/09/06 at 6:27 am


Who, Howard? Robin?  ;)



Yes,I'm going to make some sweet love. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 03/09/06 at 8:35 am



Yes,I'm going to make some sweet love. ;)


You're gonna slip her the bacon torpedo?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/09/06 at 8:41 am


You're gonna slip her the bacon torpedo?


Yum....the act blended with the smell of warm pork products.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 03/09/06 at 8:48 am


Yum....the act blended with the smell of warm pork products.



If you squeeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/09/06 at 8:56 am


If you squeeze my lizard, I'll put my snake on you.
YKHIKYG? That's one too many slithery phallic reptiles in your little analogy there.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/09/06 at 9:08 am


YKHIKYG? That's one too many slithery phallic reptiles in your little analogy there.


It would be too much for any ordinary man, but somehow it works for him...
nwither you nor I could ever pull that off...



heee heee..I said "pull that off"......

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 03/09/06 at 9:13 am


It would be too much for any ordinary man, but somehow it works for him...
nwither you nor I could ever pull that off...


So long as you know your place.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/09/06 at 10:50 am


So long as you know your place.

I would never assume.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/09/06 at 1:12 pm


You're gonna slip her the bacon torpedo?


Bacon torpedo-BWAHAHAHA. That's funny right there..

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/09/06 at 1:30 pm


Bacon torpedo-BWAHAHAHA. That's funny right there..
I always liked the term "meat missile" myself.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/09/06 at 1:40 pm


I always liked the term "meat missile" myself.


ugnh.
Men.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/09/06 at 1:50 pm


You're gonna slip her the bacon torpedo?



No,My HotDog with some white mustard ;D  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/09/06 at 1:51 pm


I always liked the term "meat missile" myself.



Or Jerk Chicken  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/09/06 at 2:30 pm


ugnh.
Men.


How about giggle stick?  Wedding tackle?  Meat and two vedge?  Twig and berries?  Master of ceremonies?

Ok, I'll stop.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/09/06 at 2:34 pm


How about giggle stick?  Wedding tackle?  Meat and two vedge?  Twig and berries?  Master of ceremonies?

Ok, I'll stop.
Johnson?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/09/06 at 2:57 pm


Johnson?


We cut off your chonson!!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/09/06 at 2:59 pm


We cut off your chonson!!!




Please don't cut off my Johnson,What will Robin say? :(  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/09/06 at 3:06 pm




Please don't cut off my Johnson,What will Robin say? :(  ;D
She'll say, "Where's the beef?"

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/09/06 at 3:11 pm


She'll say, "Where's the beef?"



I'll say "someone cut off the beef" ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/09/06 at 3:35 pm



No,My HotDog with some white mustard ;D  ;)



...

*Stabs self*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/09/06 at 3:39 pm



...

*Stabs self*
g'dmmit, you were supposed to wait for me and Kkay.

i think we should just rename every thread in this forum "the howard's hotdog thread."

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/09/06 at 3:40 pm


g'dmmit, you were supposed to wait for me and Kkay.

i think we should just rename every thread in this forum "the howard's hotdog thread."


I agree....and a suicide pact might be in order too.....

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/09/06 at 8:42 pm

dudes....you are all nuckin futs!! :D ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/10/06 at 4:44 am


Yum....the act blended with the smell of warm pork products.



Pukes!!    :P :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/10/06 at 4:47 am


You're gonna slip her the bacon torpedo?


What a lovely image I have right there  :P :P

Subject: Howard's HotDog

Written By: Howard on 03/10/06 at 3:43 pm


g'dmmit, you were supposed to wait for me and Kkay.

i think we should just rename every thread in this forum "the howard's hotdog thread."



I re-named it. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/23/06 at 10:05 am

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/msiart/large/0000450/0000450088.jpg
Never, but I wouldn't mind giving this guy one!! 

DYLAN BURNS of BODYROCKERS

on the right




Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/23/06 at 10:13 am

you know, I

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/23/06 at 10:15 am


you know, I

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/23/06 at 10:26 am


::) ::)
well, it was worth a shot.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 03/23/06 at 10:33 am


you know, I

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/23/06 at 10:39 am


Evidence?
I have none, because I'm completely lying.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 03/23/06 at 10:42 am


I have none, because I'm completely lying.


Although a picture you posted in one of the picture threads does show you with a beard so you're part way there!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/23/06 at 2:48 pm

When you kiss a girl make sure it's a slow one.  ;D ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/23/06 at 3:19 pm


When you kiss a girl make sure it's a slow one.  ;D ;)


;D ;D  v-e-r-y  s-l-o-w

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/23/06 at 3:28 pm


;D ;D  v-e-r-y  s-l-o-w


slow french kissing

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/23/06 at 4:16 pm

This one is back, eh?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/24/06 at 11:52 am


slow french kissing


You got it Howie  ;) ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/24/06 at 3:22 pm

French Kissing tips

The basics:

1. Brush your teeth, get a good bath, nicely groomed and clean and fresh, before meeting the other person. There's nothing worse than kissing the rear end of a garbage truck

2. Get into a comfortable position - you can't kiss if your back feels like it's gonna break. Suggestion - Sit side by side on a comfy sofa.

3. Hold your lover , firmly but gently - don't cause pain. Suggestion would be to hold the shoulders, the neck or gently on the side of the face, one side or both sides.

4. Move your faces closer. Don't bump noses. Suggestion would be the guy angle his face slightly so you don't bump noses.

5. Kiss gently, normal closed lips kissing, and close your eyes. Closing your eyes increases the sensations you feel, and also sets the mood.

6. Continue kissing gently. Get comfortable with simple closed lips, lip-to-lip kissing before going anywhere else.

7. If fine till here, tentatively, slowly and lightly draw your tongue across the other person's lips.

8. Chances are from here, if the other person lightly parts her tongue, slowly explore the other person's tongue in a light licking motion.

9. The tongue has a very sensitive surface, which is why tongue to tongue is the essence of french kissing.

10. After you've tried lightly licking the other person's tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her mouth ) and other things like that.

11. Explore the other areas of the mouth. Especially the roof of the mouth. Lightly lick, or tickle the area with your tongue.

12. Don't bite. whatever you do, don't bite.

13. Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through.

14. Breathe through your nose. Breathe through your nose. I say again, breathe through your nose.

15. Follow so far? You can lightly use your hands too, lightly rubbing the other person. Suggestions, along the waist, along the back, the arms, especially the inside of the arm, the neck, maybe running your fingers through her hair. Again, don't cause pain.

16. Continue kissing.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/24/06 at 3:51 pm

;D ;D  HOORAYY for cut and paste huh..or are these your personal notes Howie? 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/24/06 at 3:52 pm


;D ;D   HOORAYY for cut and paste huh..or are these your personal notes Howie? 


No I cut and paste. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/24/06 at 3:53 pm


No I cut and paste. ;D

It's a good post man, I'm picking up some good tips here   ;) ;)


QUOTE 13. Don't swing your tongue round and round like a windmill. Explore lightly, don't drill your way through.   HAHAHAHA!!  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/24/06 at 3:53 pm


It's a good post man, I'm picking up some good tips here   ;) ;)



So what have you learned?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/24/06 at 3:56 pm



So what have you learned?


10. After you've tried lightly licking the other person's tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her mouth ) and other things like that.

that sounds just too much to bear  :o  or maybe I'm just a prude

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 03/24/06 at 3:58 pm


So what have you learned?


That I wanna date with you.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/24/06 at 3:59 pm


10. After you've tried lightly licking the other person's tongue, you can try sucking on it, wrestling with it ( see if you can hold it to the floor of her mouth ) and other things like that.

that sounds just too much to bear  :o  or maybe I'm just a prude


It's all about wrestling with the person's tongue. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/24/06 at 4:02 pm


It's all about wrestling with the person's tongue. :P


hmmm sounds like u might aswell get a meat tenderiser out instead!! 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/24/06 at 4:03 pm


hmmm sounds like u might aswell get a meat tenderiser out instead!!   



She can tenderize my meat anytime. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/24/06 at 4:07 pm



She can tenderize my meat anytime. ;)


Ahem...ssshhhhh 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/25/06 at 8:20 am


French Kissing tips


1. take her to a pay-by-the-hour no-tell motel
2. lick her face like a dog.
3. spit on her.
4. blow a huge burst of air up her nose.
5. perform CPR on her, complete with chest compression.
6. put on her clothes and prance around the bedroom doing mocking imitations of her.
7. call her by a man's name.
8. tell her, you know, you're almost as good as my last girlfriend.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/06 at 8:25 am

Dude, Howard... Do you realize how .. erm.. interesting your posts can be?!  :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/06 at 8:26 am


1. take her to a pay-by-the-hour no-tell motel
2. lick her face like a dog.
3. spit on her.
4. blow a huge burst of air up her nose.
5. perform CPR on her, complete with chest compression.
6. put on her clothes and prance around the bedroom doing mocking imitations of her.
7. call her by a man's name.
8. tell her, you know, you're almost as good as my last girlfriend.



Let's just hope Howard doesn't take you seriously and tells us all about his little "adventure".

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 03/25/06 at 10:19 am


1. take her to a pay-by-the-hour no-tell motel
2. lick her face like a dog.
3. spit on her.
4. blow a huge burst of air up her nose.
5. perform CPR on her, complete with chest compression.
6. put on her clothes and prance around the bedroom doing mocking imitations of her.
7. call her by a man's name.
8. tell her, you know, you're almost as good as my last girlfriend.



Listen to the man, Howard.  He knows what hes talking about. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/26/06 at 7:34 am


1. take her to a pay-by-the-hour no-tell motel
2. lick her face like a dog.
3. spit on her.
4. blow a huge burst of air up her nose.
5. perform CPR on her, complete with chest compression.
6. put on her clothes and prance around the bedroom doing mocking imitations of her.
7. call her by a man's name.
8. tell her, you know, you're almost as good as my last girlfriend.



Only 8 Tips? ::)  :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/26/06 at 7:35 am


Dude, Howard... Do you realize how .. erm.. interesting your posts can be?!  :o



Thanks. O0

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/26/06 at 7:36 am


Let's just hope Howard doesn't take you seriously and tells us all about his little "adventure".



That won't be for quite sometime now.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/28/06 at 4:34 am


1. take her to a pay-by-the-hour no-tell motel
2. lick her face like a dog.
3. spit on her.
4. blow a huge burst of air up her nose.
5. perform CPR on her, complete with chest compression.
6. put on her clothes and prance around the bedroom doing mocking imitations of her.
7. call her by a man's name.
8. tell her, you know, you're almost as good as my last girlfriend.



::) ::)

Nice.  NOT.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/28/06 at 6:13 am


That I wanna date with you.



Sorry,I'm already taken.Want to take a number?  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 03/28/06 at 8:26 am


::) ::)

Nice.  NOT.


Oh come on, like you'd refuse if me and Howard where to spit Caramel all over you  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/28/06 at 9:45 am


Oh come on, like you'd refuse if me and Howard where to spit Caramel all over you  ;D


At first I read that as spilt and saw an image in my head. 

It reads quite different otherwise.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 03/28/06 at 9:58 am


At first I read that as spilt and saw an image in my head. 

It reads quite different otherwise.
were to spilt? interesting hybridization of the subjunctive-infinitive and principal pluperfect cases.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 03/28/06 at 10:02 am


were to spilt? interesting hybridization of the subjunctive-infinitive and principal pluperfect cases.


and spilt is worse than spit?
how?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/28/06 at 4:01 pm


Oh come on, like you'd refuse if me and Howard where to spit Caramel all over you  ;D



On her most erogenous zones. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: imadick on 04/02/06 at 11:34 am

well yeah quite few,

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/03/06 at 4:40 pm

Robin said last night that I'm the best kisser ;) O0

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/03/06 at 4:46 pm


Robin said last night that I'm the best kisser ;) O0


That's really cool Howie - I'm happy for you guys   :) :) :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/03/06 at 4:55 pm


That's really cool Howie - I'm happy for you guys   :) :) :)



Thanks

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/03/06 at 8:13 pm

Should I ask?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/04/06 at 3:16 am


Should I ask?
yeah, someone should, may as well be you.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 04/04/06 at 3:22 am


Robin said last night that I'm the best kisser ;) O0


Has she had others to enable her to make a comparison?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/04/06 at 6:37 am


Should I ask?


Should you ask what?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/04/06 at 6:55 am


Has she had others to enable her to make a comparison?


Karen,She told me a couple of years ago she met a few guys from JDate but they were only for 2 weeks because they wanted sex but she wanted a relationship so it fizzled after 2 weeks and that was the end of it.So,actually I'm the best kisser she's had so far.That's what you get when you watch a lot of those HBO/Cinemax Late Night Adult Specials.It pays off. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac614 on 04/04/06 at 11:20 pm

Yup, I have.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: twistedwarp on 04/05/06 at 12:19 am

im not a good kisser  :(many have told me!  :\'( :\'(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 11:23 am


Should you ask what?


Should you ask a woman if you can kiss her.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 11:52 am


Should you ask a woman if you can kiss her.


It depends on the moment - sometimes it's sexy if a guy gets up real close and, just before he kisses you he asks if he can and then doesn't wait for an answer and does it anyway.

Otherwise, no.  As a rule, if you have to ask, you shouldn't.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 11:56 am


It depends on the moment - sometimes it's sexy if a guy gets up real close and, just before he kisses you he asks if he can and then doesn't wait for an answer and does it anyway.

Otherwise, no.  As a rule, if you have to ask, you shouldn't.


But how do you know you should if you don't ask? ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 04/05/06 at 12:18 pm

i took up asking because i got tired of having to try and "read the moment" -- which can be really nerve-wracking. i found it worked out pretty good, one gal laughed at me -- but then she kissed me anyway. so you know...

i actually read somewhere that certain feminists believe you should ask every time you want to advance to a further stage of physical intimacy, so as to avoid misreading signals and accidentally making her feel like she has to do something against her will. sorta, i would like to now proceed to second base. would that be acceptable to you?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 04/05/06 at 12:21 pm


i took up asking because i got tired of having to try and "read the moment" -- which can be really nerve-wracking. i found it worked out pretty good, one gal laughed at me -- but then she kissed me anyway. so you know...

i actually read somewhere that certain feminists believe you should ask every time you want to advance to a further stage of physical intimacy, so as to avoid misreading signals and accidentally making her feel like she has to do something against her will. sorta, i would like to now proceed to second base. would that be acceptable to you?


You know..that all sounds like a mood killer to me.
BUT you got me thinking that asking to do something...with a littel description of what comes next...that's kinda sexy.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 12:23 pm

Well I grew up in the age of sexual harassment claims.  It puts the fear of god into you, lol.

There's just no way I could do something without asking.  :-\\

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 04/05/06 at 12:39 pm


You know..that all sounds like a mood killer to me.
BUT you got me thinking that asking to do something...with a littel description of what comes next...that's kinda sexy.
hey could be worse. i hate it when the girls make you fill out all that paperwork. 'by signing below you certify that you have read and accepted my terms and conditions..."

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Trimac20 on 04/05/06 at 12:41 pm


hey could be worse. i hate it when the girls make you fill out all that paperwork. 'by signing below you certify that you have read and accepted my terms and conditions..."


They actually do that? I thought that was only in the movies...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 12:43 pm

The last 20 years sexual harassment has been shoved down our throasts so much as an issue I figure that for many of the guys who have grown up in this era, the idea of messing around has unfortunately become a scary thing.  I wouldn't be surprised if we have a whole generation of "gun shy" guys now thanks to that climate.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac614 on 04/05/06 at 1:06 pm


It depends on the moment - sometimes it's sexy if a guy gets up real close and, just before he kisses you he asks if he can and then doesn't wait for an answer and does it anyway.

Otherwise, no.  As a rule, if you have to ask, you shouldn't.


Oooh, that is very sexy!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 04/05/06 at 1:07 pm


hey could be worse. i hate it when the girls make you fill out all that paperwork. 'by signing below you certify that you have read and accepted my terms and conditions..."


Girls like that should just date a notary public.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 04/05/06 at 1:07 pm


Oooh, that is very sexy!!


Yeah...i was going to mention that..
just reading it was pretty fulfilling...


more!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 1:14 pm

So how do you know when to kiss?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 04/05/06 at 1:19 pm


So how do you know when to kiss?
you just have to use your spidey sense. girls usually have a way of letting you know when they want your good stuff, although i've had a couple of sad episodes where i've met women ten years later and they're like, i totally wanted you to kiss me that one night and you didn't, and now i'm married... so you know, it's not a perfect system.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 1:26 pm


you just have to use your spidey sense. girls usually have a way of letting you know when they want your good stuff, although i've had a couple of sad episodes where i've met women ten years later and they're like, i totally wanted you to kiss me that one night and you didn't, and now i'm married... so you know, it's not a perfect system.


That sounds hard to me.  My nerves aren't made for that ;D

You're married?  I didn't know that.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 1:32 pm

I guess I sound like a wuss, huh?

I'm just scared to death of touching a chic like that without asking.  Better safe than sorry, ya know.

I suppose I can blame 30 years of ultra-feminism and sexual harassment witchhunts.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 04/05/06 at 1:36 pm


That sounds hard to me.  My nerves aren't made for that ;D

You're married?  I didn't know that.
yeah, it's a little nervewracking, but i guess that's part of the fun.

naw, my bee, i meant they were saying they were married now. i'm actually saving myself for kim richards.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 1:39 pm


yeah, it's a little nervewracking, but i guess that's part of the fun.



:o  I've never found wrackin' my nerves fun... definitely not a thrillseeker here.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 04/05/06 at 1:45 pm


:o  I've never found wrackin' my nerves fun... definitely not a thrillseeker here.
now, is it wracking or racking? i don't even know.

it's pretty crappy beforehand but nice when it works out. i've had a time or two when i've misread and she just kinda gave me the limplip treatment -- nothing really bad like immediately stabbing me in the eye with a pencil, which i'd always assumed a woman would do if you tried to kiss her and she didn't want to kiss back. so basically all i'm saying is you really don't have so much to be worried about, if she doesn't dig you back usually there's just kinda an awkward moment and then you just go back to being friends.

my worst kissing experience was when i tried to kiss this woman once in the car and i made my move too quick and the seat belt locked up. so she sorta looks at me and i'm straining against the seat belt and making with the fish lips and she's all, um, dude, what the hell are you doing? are you having a seizure or something? that was a real casanova moment, there.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 1:47 pm


But how do you know you should if you don't ask? ???


If a girl lets your face get close enough to her face to kiss her and doesn't turn away, she wants you to kiss her.  If she doesn't, she'll turn away.  

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 1:52 pm


now, is it wracking or racking? i don't even know.

it's pretty crappy beforehand but nice when it works out. i've had a time or two when i've misread and she just kinda gave me the limplip treatment -- nothing really bad like immediately stabbing me in the eye with a pencil, which i'd always assumed a woman would do if you tried to kiss her and she didn't want to kiss back. so basically all i'm saying is you really don't have so much to be worried about, if she doesn't dig you back usually there's just kinda an awkward moment and then you just go back to being friends.

my worst kissing experience was when i tried to kiss this woman once in the car and i made my move too quick and the seat belt locked up. so she sorta looks at me and i'm straining against the seat belt and making with the fish lips and she's all, um, dude, what the hell are you doing? are you having a seizure or something? that was a real casanova moment, there.


It's also very sexy for a guy to use a little humour, you know, sneak in, touch my neck, and say hey, is that a leaf stuck to your neck? while pretending to wipe it off, then say "oh I think I got some on your chin" and then pretend to wipe that off and then move in for the kiss.  If I don't want him to kiss me I'll laugh and push him away.  Get close enough to kiss by humour perhaps, then, if no ones running for the hills or pushing you away, go for it.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 1:54 pm


If a girl lets your face get close enough to her face to kiss her and doesn't turn away, she wants you to kiss her.  If she doesn't, she'll turn away. 


I woud say its kind of an invasion of personal space to get that close up though.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 1:57 pm


I woud say its kind of an invasion of personal space to get that close up though.


See my other scenario, I mean if your with a girl and she digs you and you dig her, getting close should come naturally, you both should be craving each other's touch.  Brushing elbows will send electrical rushes to the pit of your stomach.  You will yearn for invasion of personal space. :-*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 1:59 pm


See my other scenario, I mean if your with a girl and she digs you and you dig her, getting close should come naturally, you both should be craving each other's touch.  Brushing elbows will send electrical rushes to the pit of your stomach.  You will yearn for invasion of personal space. :-*


Okay..

I guess maybe if SHE moved in really close, then maybe..

I dunno, maybe its just best to ask.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac614 on 04/05/06 at 2:04 pm


I woud say its kind of an invasion of personal space to get that close up though.


You just need to read the body language...if you're close and she's got her arms crossed and won't look at you then I'd say she doesn't want you to kiss her, however is you're close and she's looking into your eyes, her cheeks  flushed and her lips parted...then I'd say she wants you to kiss her.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 2:08 pm


You just need to read the body language...if you're close and she's got her arms crossed and won't look at you then I'd say she doesn't want you to kiss her, however is you're close and she's looking into your eyes, her cheeks  flushed and her lips parted...then I'd say she wants you to kiss her.


Yes!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 2:08 pm


You just need to read the body language...if you're close and she's got her arms crossed and won't look at you then I'd say she doesn't want you to kiss her, however is you're close and she's looking into your eyes, her cheeks  flushed and her lips parted...then I'd say she wants you to kiss her.


But how do you really know for sure thats what it means?

I'm not sure if anything outside of her saying to would convince me.  Which in that case is basically the same as if I'd asked.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac614 on 04/05/06 at 2:20 pm


But how do you really know for sure thats what it means?

I'm not sure if anything outside of her saying to would convince me.  Which in that case is basically the same as if I'd asked.


It could mean one of two things...

(A)She wants a kiss
(B)She's gonna get sick

So I say KISS HER FAST before she has a chance to puke!!  J/K



Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 2:22 pm


But how do you really know for sure thats what it means?

I'm not sure if anything outside of her saying to would convince me.  Which in that case is basically the same as if I'd asked.


Well then I hope you are attracted to aggressive women.  Someone should start a poll where the ladies could vote on 2 scenarios - one where the guy sit across from you and asks if he can kiss you or one where the guy jokes around getting closer and closer until he's close enough to kiss you and then does.  I vote for the latter.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 2:24 pm

I suppose I'm just not willing to take any risk with it.


Well then I hope you are attracted to aggressive women.  Someone should start a poll where the ladies could vote on 2 scenarios - one where the guy sit across from you and asks if he can kiss you or one where the guy jokes around getting closer and closer until he's close enough to kiss you and then does.  I vote for the latter.


Most women would.  :\'(

I might as well get a cat and start drinking now.. :-[

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 04/05/06 at 2:30 pm

ah, you know, love is a big headache anyway. you should avoid women! avoid them!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 04/05/06 at 2:31 pm


ah, you know, love is a big headache anyway. you should avoid women! avoid them!


So far what I learned from your stories is to avoid seat belts!
:)

When it happens and it's great, it will be worth it...if you ask me.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 04/05/06 at 2:41 pm


So far what I learned from your stories is to avoid seat belts!


now now kay. safety first.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 2:41 pm


ah, you know, love is a big headache anyway. you should avoid women! avoid them!


Maybe some people are meant to be alone..

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 04/05/06 at 2:43 pm


Maybe some people are meant to be alone..
well, i'm not a big believer that people are "meant" to be one way or another. statistically men end up unmatched somewhat more often than women; more men are also born than women, by a slight margin.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 2:47 pm


well, i'm not a big believer that people are "meant" to be one way or another. statistically men end up unmatched somewhat more often than women; more men are also born than women, by a slight margin.


Yeah...

I think some of those guys are perhaps like me.  Its hard, almost impossible to make it with women in our society for men who are terminally shy I'm afraid.

Women can wait for some guy to come along.  When we guys wait, it seems thats all we do.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 3:25 pm


Yeah...

I think some of those guys are perhaps like me.  Its hard, almost impossible to make it with women in our society for men who are terminally shy I'm afraid.

Women can wait for some guy to come along.  When we guys wait, it seems thats all we do.


When you meet the "right" one, you'll feel it, she'll feel it, and everything will fall into place.  Being shy can be sexy too, just get close enough for the kiss - make cute excuses if you can think of them, gaze longingly in her eyes, tell her how beautiful she is and if she doesn't laugh and pull away get closer, until, magic.  Just remember, if you have to ask....

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/05/06 at 3:54 pm

Now that I've taught Robin how to french kiss,she tells me that I'm the best. ;)  O0

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 4:04 pm


Now that I've taught Robin how to french kiss,she tells me that I'm the best. ;)  O0


Howard, not to burst your bubble, but any woman worth her salt is going to tell her man he's the "best".  That's how we keep you dogs from straying! ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/05/06 at 4:07 pm


Howard, not to burst your bubble, but any woman worth her salt is going to tell her man he's the "best".  That's how we keep you dogs from straying! ;D ;D ;D



or cheating of that matter.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/05/06 at 4:10 pm



or cheating of that matter.  ;D


Cheating at what?  Cards? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/05/06 at 4:11 pm


I woud say its kind of an invasion of personal space to get that close up though.

...which is why I haven't taken that risk yet. All I've done is a kiss on the cheek; that's all. Just giving hugs is okay with me for now. :-X

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/05/06 at 4:15 pm


Cheating at what?  Cards? ;D


She's hoping that the guy won't look for another girl and to stick with her only.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/05/06 at 4:16 pm

I know from experience (and knowing how I am)...I liked it when a guy would get close and hint around that he maybe wanted a kiss....and then let me make the first move....I guess I am just aggressive!  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/05/06 at 4:18 pm


I know from experience (and knowing how I am)...I liked it when a guy would get close and hint around that he maybe wanted a kiss....and then let me make the first move....I guess I am just aggressive!  ;D


How aggressive? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/05/06 at 4:19 pm


How aggressive? ;D



like a wild tigress!! LOLOLOL!! :D ;D


Oh Howard, you would be the one to ask that one! ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/05/06 at 4:20 pm



like a wild tigress!! LOLOLOL!! :D ;D


Oh Howard, you would be the one to ask that one! ;)


Like me.Whenever I french kiss her,I make loud snorting noises.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/05/06 at 4:21 pm


Like me.Whenever I french kiss her,I make loud snorting noises.  ;D




ohh...like a wild boar? LOL! ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/05/06 at 4:23 pm




ohh...like a wild boar? LOL! ;D



Like a jaguar. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/05/06 at 4:43 pm


Should you ask a woman if you can kiss her.

Oh I see - yes of course if you are seeing/dating her, but there is a way to ask  ;) ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/05/06 at 4:48 pm


Now that I've taught Robin how to french kiss,she tells me that I'm the best. ;)  O0


'French Kissing in the USA!' 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 4:49 pm


Oh I see - yes of course if you are seeing/dating her, but there is a way to ask  ;) ;)


What way is that? ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/05/06 at 4:50 pm


Like me.Whenever I french kiss her,I make loud snorting noises.  ;D


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  ;D ;D ;D

Another screaming laff atcha!!  you crackpot!  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/05/06 at 4:54 pm


What way is that? ;)


Oh I knew you'd ask that!  If you've got close to each other emotionally/physically/spiritually there won't be a need for any words to be spoken.   ;) ;)

Gawd that sounds a bit sickly   :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 04/05/06 at 4:58 pm


Oh I knew you'd ask that!  If you've got close to each other emotionally/physically/spiritually there won't be a need for any words to be spoken.  ;) ;)

Gawd that sounds a bit sickly  :P


Yes, yes it does.  Sounds like some of that mushy LOVE stuff. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/05/06 at 4:58 pm


'French Kissing in the USA!'   


Yes,you know it.Love is in the air.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 04/05/06 at 5:59 pm


Yes, yes it does.  Sounds like some of that mushy LOVE stuff. :P


Yuck, Blech, Phooey!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/06/06 at 4:33 am


Yes, yes it does.  Sounds like some of that mushy LOVE stuff. :P


Yeah then reality kicks in huh!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/06/06 at 6:22 am


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA   ;D ;D ;D

Another screaming laff atcha!!  you crackpot!   ;D ;D



I'm uncontrollable when it comes to kissing.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 04/06/06 at 10:09 am


Maybe some people are meant to be alone..


I think you need to have lived your life- you need to be an old man looking back to say that.
Iknow lots of guys who are in their 20s and 30s that are saying this...and I say -what?!!!
you r life has jsut started..you have so many things to put your energy into.
you can't begin wth the "meant to be alone" thing yet.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/06/06 at 11:29 am



I'm uncontrollable when it comes to kissing.  ;D


LMAO - Oh Howie I'll bet you are!!    ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/06/06 at 2:53 pm


LMAO - Oh Howie I'll bet you are!!     ;D ;D


I know how to make a girl comfortable when she's around me.I just put her hand around my shoulder and give her my magic charm. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 11/11/06 at 12:58 am

I still haven't really kissed one yet.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 11/11/06 at 1:28 am


I still haven't really kissed one yet.


You resurrected a seven month long-gone thread to tell us this?  ;D  No offense.

By the way, tally me up for the yes crowd.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/11/06 at 1:32 am


You resurrected a seven month long-gone thread to tell us this?  ;D  No offense.



Oh snap.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 11/11/06 at 12:07 pm

kissing's gross.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/11/06 at 12:09 pm


By the way, tally me up for the yes crowd.


Bang go your chances of going to BJU.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/11/06 at 12:10 pm


kissing's gross.


Tia's not been kissing the right girls.... guys?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 11/11/06 at 1:38 pm


You resurrected a seven month long-gone thread to tell us this?   ;D  No offense.

By the way, tally me up for the yes crowd.

None taken...I thought it could use a little more traffic.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 11/11/06 at 1:49 pm


Bang go your chances of going to BJU.


The Bible says "Be fruitful and multiply", therefore kissing should be the catalyst to that commandment.  It's the damned secularists and evolutionists that hate kissing and touching between the opposite sex.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 11/11/06 at 1:57 pm

BJU? they have a whole university devoted to teaching people how to do that?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: YWN on 11/11/06 at 2:02 pm


BJU? they have a whole university devoted to teaching people how to do that?


That's why my curriculum blows.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/11/06 at 3:48 pm


The Bible says "Be fruitful and multiply", therefore kissing should be the catalyst to that commandment.  It's the damned secularists and evolutionists that hate kissing and touching between the opposite sex.


Ah, but in a different thread you called me a secularist progressive.. however, my love for promiscuous sex and general all round touching, kissing and gropeing is higher than even my love for sandwiches.
Thus.. you're wrong.


BJU? they have a whole university devoted to teaching people how to do that?


I think it's more like the Klan training academy.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 11/12/06 at 2:07 pm

Yes, I have.  And her boyfriend has been suspicious of me ever since.  (She started it)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/12/06 at 2:37 pm

I haven't kissed my girl in quite a while. :(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/12/06 at 4:41 pm


my love for promiscuous sex and general all round touching, kissing and gropeing is higher than even my love for sandwiches.



Pie, on the other hand, is a completely different story...  ;D



I have been kissed by two girls, but I've never been the aggressor.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/12/06 at 4:43 pm


Pie, on the other hand, is a completely different story...   ;D



I have been kissed by two girls, but I've never been the aggressor.


Wow,tell me about it.  :o  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/12/06 at 5:01 pm


Wow,tell me about it.  :o  ;)


I'll send you the video tape.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/12/06 at 5:32 pm


I'll send you the video tape.


free?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/12/06 at 5:35 pm


free?


No Howard. $39.99 plus shipping, handling and sales tax.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/12/06 at 5:37 pm


No Howard. $39.99 plus shipping, handling and sales tax.  :)


Go F yourself I'm not paying that much. >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/12/06 at 5:39 pm


Go F yourself I'm not paying that much. >:(


Pphh, suit yourself. Guess you'll never see.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/12/06 at 5:40 pm


Pphh, suit yourself. Guess you'll never see.



I've got plenty of lesbian tapes for me to keep occupied. :P

(Sorry TMI :-[)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/12/06 at 5:42 pm



I've got plenty of lesbian tapes for me to keep occupied. :P

(Sorry TMI :-[)


Good job checking yourself there Howard. You're coming along fast.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/12/06 at 5:44 pm


Good job checking yourself there Howard. You're coming along fast.



Tell Sister or Erin not to read that

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/12/06 at 5:51 pm



Tell Sister or Erin not to read that


Of course. Girls do what I say.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/12/06 at 5:53 pm


Of course. Girls do what I say.


You got that right

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/12/06 at 5:55 pm


You got that right


Damn straight bro. They all oughta do what we say right.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/12/06 at 5:55 pm


Damn straight bro. They all oughta do what we say right.  ;)



freakin' biotches! >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac61469 on 11/12/06 at 6:04 pm

Yes, but it was a  loooong time ago.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/12/06 at 7:43 pm

Sorry, I read that.  So......I guess I don't do what Andy says.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/12/06 at 9:48 pm


Sorry, I read that.  So......I guess I don't do what Andy says.  ;)



pffffft....I don't do a damn thing that ANYONE says! :D ;D ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/13/06 at 9:58 am


Wow,tell me about it.  :o  ;)


I'll send you the video tape.


Something told me not to reply to this thread, but did I listen?  ::)


Of course. Girls do what I say.




freakin' biotches! >:(


http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_scratch.gif

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/thefinger.gif

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/13/06 at 10:25 am



freakin' biotches! >:(


Howard. For some reason.. they don't like being called that.

Call 'em... Bo Boo Kitty Fu.ck.. something nice.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 10:28 am

I can handle being called "Miss Bitch" ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/13/06 at 10:34 am


Howard. For some reason.. they don't like being called that.

Call 'em... Bo Boo Kitty Fu.ck.. something nice.


Andrew can call me Ma'am.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/13/06 at 10:37 am


Andrew can call me Ma'am.


It all depends on what you have a grip on.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/13/06 at 10:39 am


It all depends on what you have a grip on.


Psh!  Then you'd run and tell Howard all about it.  I don't think so.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/13/06 at 10:45 am


Howard. For some reason.. they don't like being called that.

Call 'em... Bo Boo Kitty Fu.ck.. something nice.



Boo Boo Kitty F*ck?  That's so hot.  I'm so turned on right now.  I think I need a cold shower.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 11/13/06 at 10:50 am



Boo Boo Kitty F*ck?  That's so hot.  I'm so turned on right now.  I think I need a cold shower.
nummy muffin coocoo butter!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/13/06 at 4:40 pm


Howard. For some reason.. they don't like being called that.

Call 'em... Bo Boo Kitty Fu.ck.. something nice.


or my sex slave dominatrix. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 4:43 pm

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/zzwhip.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/twak.gifAND DON"T YOU FORGET IT!!! :) :) :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/13/06 at 4:58 pm


http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/zzwhip.gif http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/twak.gifAND DON"T YOU FORGET IT!!! :) :) :)



So you have kissed a girl?  :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 5:11 pm

I already gave that answer.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/13/06 at 5:28 pm


I already gave that answer.  :)



How did it feel?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 5:36 pm

It was okay.  The Pink Lemonaide lip gloss was an interesting effect though.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/13/06 at 5:42 pm


It was okay.  The Pink Lemonaide lip gloss was an interesting effect though.


So you never did it again?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 5:45 pm

I din't say I did or I didn't. :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/13/06 at 5:46 pm


I din't say I did or I didn't. :)


You just did it once.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 11/13/06 at 9:30 pm

pink lemonade lip gloss detail = HOT

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 11/13/06 at 9:43 pm

I haven't voted anything yet...because in many polls, you can't change your vote once you've voted.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 11/13/06 at 9:49 pm

I just haven't truly done so as of yet, but when the moment comes, I'd like to make it known. So if I vote "no" right now and it happens, say, tomorrow or the next day, then I can't change my vote. It'd be stuck for good.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/14/06 at 12:39 am


I just haven't truly done so as of yet, but when the moment comes, I'd like to make it known. So if I vote "no" right now and it happens, say, tomorrow or the next day, then I can't change my vote. It'd be stuck for good.
just vote yes, walk up to a pretty girl in school and plant a juicy one on her lips, and then post about it on this thread when you get out of jail.

of course I am only kidding.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 11/14/06 at 8:54 am


just vote yes, walk up to a pretty girl in school and plant a juicy one on her lips, and then post about it on this thread when you get out of jail.

of course I am only kidding.

Or he ends up marrying her.  (Could happen. :-\\)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/14/06 at 2:21 pm

yes I have ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 11/14/06 at 3:34 pm

Besides Robin??? ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/14/06 at 3:36 pm


Besides Robin??? ::)


another girl I used to date who had Down Syndrome,her name was Anna.She broke up with me October 19th,2001.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/14/06 at 4:08 pm

i could use a kiss right now  :-*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac61469 on 11/14/06 at 4:12 pm


i could use a kiss right now  :-*


Here ya go!!

http://re3.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/2075736800

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/14/06 at 4:22 pm


Here ya go!!

http://re3.mm-a6.yimg.com/image/2075736800
;D  thanks, that is just what i needed

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 11/14/06 at 4:48 pm

I kissed your mom. W00t!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 11/14/06 at 5:04 pm


just vote yes, walk up to a pretty girl in school and plant a juicy one on her lips, and then post about it on this thread when you get out of jail.

of course I am only kidding.

Yes you are. I like to be serious when I vote.



Or he ends up marrying her.  (Could happen. :-\\)

Don't get carried away.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/14/06 at 5:05 pm


Yes you are. I like to be serious when I vote.


Go wild and vote for something crazy!  :D :D :D :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/14/06 at 5:08 pm


Go wild and vote for something crazy!  :D :D :D :D



Oh please.  Think about that for a minute.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 11/14/06 at 5:11 pm

Man I need to at least kiss a girl. :-x

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/14/06 at 5:16 pm



Oh please.  Think about that for a minute.


;D It could be an entry 14 years later.

On this date in 2006 I made an erroneous vote.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/14/06 at 5:16 pm


;D It could be an entry 14 years later.

On this date in 2006 I made an erroneous vote.



ZOMG.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 11/14/06 at 5:19 pm

Damnit, I suck. I need to be bolder.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/14/06 at 5:20 pm


Damnit, I suck. I need to be bolder.


No, being a boulder would suck, you'd never get any dates.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/14/06 at 5:20 pm


No, being a boulder would suck, you'd never get any dates.


LOLZ.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tanya1976 on 11/14/06 at 5:23 pm

I do believe I have kissed a few  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 11/14/06 at 5:24 pm


I kissed your mom. W00t!
she's a good kisser  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 11/14/06 at 5:24 pm


Damnit, I suck. I need to be bolder.
eh, kisses open up whole universes of pain and regret. you're better off without them! i keep doing it despite my better judgment and i almost invariably wish i hadn't. when, say, my furniture ends up in the yard, or it turns out she was just trying to make somebody else jealous.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/14/06 at 5:24 pm


she's a good kisser  ;)



Mike, you manwhore.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 11/14/06 at 5:27 pm


eh, kisses open up whole universes of pain and regret. you're better off without them! i keep doing it despite my better judgment and i almost invariably wish i hadn't. when, say, my furniture ends up in the yard, or it turns out she was just trying to make somebody else jealous.


Hey, Trouble so happens to be my middle name!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/14/06 at 5:28 pm


eh, kisses open up whole universes of pain and regret. you're better off without them! i keep doing it despite my better judgment and i almost invariably wish i hadn't. when, say, my furniture ends up in the yard, or it turns out she was just trying to make somebody else jealous.


This is why we're such a good couple. I have no desire to kiss you and vice versa. (I hope)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/14/06 at 5:30 pm


This is why we're such a good couple. I have no desire to kiss you and vice versa. (I hope)



Damn.  You and Mike making out would have been HAWT.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 11/14/06 at 5:31 pm

i just threw up in my mouth a little.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 11/14/06 at 5:34 pm

I ought to practice in the mirror, I suppose.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/14/06 at 5:38 pm



Damn.  You and Mike making out would have been HAWT.


..no..


i just threw up in my mouth a little.


..i echo this thought.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/14/06 at 5:39 pm


..no..

..i echo this thought.




Party poopers.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/14/06 at 5:39 pm


Party poopers.


Well maybe if you make out with your sister.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/14/06 at 5:45 pm


Well maybe if you make out with your sister.



My sister's hot, but I'd need to be on drugs to do that. 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 11/14/06 at 5:46 pm

Bummer.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/14/06 at 5:47 pm



My sister's hot, but I'd need to be on drugs to do that. 


Tell you what...

If she's as hot as you say she is.. I'll do the deed with her.. and get loaded. That way I kill two birds with one stone.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 11/14/06 at 5:48 pm


Tell you what...

If she's as hot as you say she is.. I'll do the deed with her.. and get loaded. That way I kill two birds with one stone.


;D ;D

If this van's a rockin', we're probably doin' it!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/14/06 at 5:50 pm


;D ;D

If this van's a rockin', we're probably doin' it!


No.... we're not. If the van's 'a rockin' and we're inside.. we're probably mashed and trying to fight the michelin man who we both swear is in there with us.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 11/14/06 at 5:51 pm


No.... we're not. If the van's 'a rockin' and we're inside.. we're probably mashed and trying to fight the michelin man who we both swear is in there with us.


I didn't mean me and you weirdo. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/14/06 at 5:51 pm


Tell you what...

If she's as hot as you say she is.. I'll do the deed with her.. and get loaded. That way I kill two birds with one stone.



LOL.....you're a Cards fan and she's a Cubs fan.  You'd need to get HER loaded too. 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/14/06 at 5:52 pm


I didn't mean me and you weirdo. ;D


You can drive... and have sloppy seconds.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/14/06 at 5:53 pm



LOL.....you're a Cards fan and she's a Cubs fan.  You'd need to get HER loaded too. 


In that case.... Masking tape, a bottle of Goldstrike and some doobie snacks.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 11/14/06 at 5:54 pm


You can drive... and have sloppy seconds.


You're truely a humanitarian. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 11/14/06 at 5:57 pm



My sister's hot, but I'd need to be on drugs to do that. 
which ones?

*tia reaches for tacklebox of schedule V substances*

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/14/06 at 5:59 pm


which ones?

*tia reaches for tacklebox of schedule V substances*



LOL

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 11/14/06 at 11:10 pm


;D It could be an entry 14 years later.

On this date in 2006 I made an erroneous vote.

Oh please. ::) 14 years from now I'll be 40, so I'll most likely have made some kisses by then.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 11/15/06 at 9:39 am


Oh please. ::) 14 years from now I'll be 40, so I'll most likely have made some kisses by then.


Just have to wait and see.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 11/15/06 at 10:27 am


Yes you are. I like to be serious when I vote.

Don't get carried away.

So much for the fairy tale, spoil sport :P :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 11/15/06 at 3:48 pm

Man I hope 8 years from now I've at least kissed a woman.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/15/06 at 4:05 pm


Man I hope 8 years from now I've at least kissed a woman.



On The Mouth?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/15/06 at 4:09 pm



On The Mouth?



Uhhh, that might be a good place to start.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 11/15/06 at 4:09 pm



Uhhh, that might be a good place to start.



Yes believe me I know. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 12/11/06 at 1:23 am

I kissed a girl in my dream last night. It was a wonderful kiss! :D Seriously.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/11/06 at 1:24 am


I kissed a girl in my dream last night. It was a wonderful kiss! :D Seriously.
do you know who it was or was she a stranger

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 12/11/06 at 12:16 pm

She was a stranger, Mike.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 12:17 pm

Girls are icky.. but when you kiss them, it's like a wet Hoagy.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: deadrockstar on 12/11/06 at 12:21 pm


Girls are icky.. but when you kiss them, it's like a wet Hoagy.  :)


What ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 4:00 pm


Girls are icky.. but when you kiss them, it's like a wet Hoagy.  :)


you might wanna quit kissing your golden retriever.. Pretty as she is!  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 4:01 pm


you might wanna quit kissing your golden retriever.. Pretty as she is!  ;)


She's not my Retriever.. that's probably Bode you're thinking of, Kay's dog... and yes, she is a very pretty puppy.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/11/06 at 4:02 pm


Girls are icky.. but when you kiss them, it's like a wet Hoagy.  :)



Have you ever kissed a wet hoagy before Davey? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 4:03 pm


She's not my Retriever.. that's probably Bode you're thinking of, Kay's dog... and yes, she is a very pretty puppy.


I was referring to the wet hoagy comparison.. You are definitely kissing the wrong girls... fella! ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/11/06 at 4:05 pm

How do you know when you've kissed the right girls?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 4:10 pm


How do you when you've kissed the right girls?

Well it's a pleasant experience.. it's not comparable to a wet hoagy.. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 4:12 pm


I was referring to the wet hoagy comparison.. You are definitely kissing the wrong girls... fella! ;D


;D Nah, it's nothing like a wet hoagy, I just wanna mess with the 1st timers.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 4:18 pm


;D Nah, it's nothing like a wet hoagy, I just wanna mess with the 1st timers.


Don't do that! You'll scare them. Shame on you!  >:( ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 4:30 pm


Don't do that! You'll scare them. Shame on you!  >:( ;)


;D It's fun to fu.ck with 'em.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 4:30 pm

Bad Bad Boy!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 4:31 pm


Bad Bad Boy!


That's something else that's fun.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 4:37 pm


That's something else that's fun.
:o ;D ;)

You don't have to tell me!!  I'm an expert at that game.. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/11/06 at 4:43 pm


Well it's a pleasant experience.. it's not comparable to a wet hoagy.. :P


My hoagy's wet just thinking about the kiss. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 4:46 pm


My hoagy's wet just thinking about the kiss. ;D


. OH.. OH NO! NO! NNOOO!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 4:48 pm


My hoagy's wet just thinking about the kiss. ;D


ok, everybody all at once-  "OH HOWARD!!"  ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/11/06 at 4:50 pm


ok, everybody all at once-  "OH HOWARD!!"  ::)


Doesn't my humor make you laugh? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 4:53 pm


Doesn't my humor make you laugh? ;D


No.. it makes me retch.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/11/06 at 4:54 pm


No.. it makes me retch.


And I'm glad it does.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 4:54 pm


Doesn't my humor make you laugh? ;D


I guess I did snicker a bit..  ::) :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/11/06 at 4:55 pm


I guess I did snicker a bit..  ::) :P



Ok,at least someone laughed

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 4:56 pm


And I'm glad it does.


You're glad you make me retch. Dude, next time you get on the same bus as me, I'm stealing your wallet whilst you look out the window.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/11/06 at 4:57 pm


You're glad you make me retch. Dude, next time you get on the same bus as me, I'm stealing your wallet whilst you look out the window.


Good. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 4:57 pm


Good. :P


??? You want me to steal your wallet?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/11/06 at 4:58 pm


??? You want me to steal your wallet?


Yes I want you to steal my wallet

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 4:59 pm


Yes I want you to steal my wallet


.. with all your money?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/11/06 at 5:01 pm


.. with all your money?


You can have my envelope

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 5:01 pm


You can have my envelope


Can I at least buy you a beer

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/11/06 at 5:02 pm


Can I at least buy you a beer


1 beer

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 5:02 pm

I'm curious how many girls will admit to having kissed girls if they have.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/11/06 at 5:03 pm


I'm curious how many girls will admit to having kissed girls if they have.


Only 2

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 5:04 pm


1 beer


Wadda ya drink Howard?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 5:04 pm


I'm curious how many girls will admit to having kissed girls if they have.


Me.. although to be fair, I'm not actually a girl.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/11/06 at 5:04 pm


Wadda ya drink Howard?


Rum Coke

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/11/06 at 5:22 pm


Rum Coke



He was asking what beer you drank.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/11/06 at 5:40 pm



He was asking what beer you drank.


Seeing as he's offering my his wallet and envelope of money.. I feel he can have whatever he wants.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/11/06 at 5:41 pm


Seeing as he's offering my his wallet and envelope of money.. I feel he can have whatever he wants.



Thieves should have it that easy.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/11/06 at 8:00 pm


I'm curious how many girls will admit to having kissed girls if they have.



2 :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Rice_Cube on 12/11/06 at 8:02 pm



2 :)


That's so hot.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/11/06 at 8:03 pm


That's so hot.



http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/06/ladysman.gif

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 8:04 pm

er... 3
:-[

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/11/06 at 8:05 pm



2 :)
w00t!  this is now the Girls Gone Wild thread  :D


er... 3
:-http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/remybussi.gif  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/3some.gif  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/cheering.gif  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/downtown.gif

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/11/06 at 8:06 pm


w00t!  this is now the Girls Gone Wild thread  :D

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/remybussi.gif  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/3some.gif  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/cheering.gif  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/downtown.gif


bhahahaa!!!

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Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Rice_Cube on 12/11/06 at 8:07 pm


er... 3
:-[


That is also hot.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 8:08 pm

it was a drunk thing.. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/11/06 at 8:09 pm


it was a drunk thing.. :P



and they say that sometimes your true side comes out after a few drinks! ;) ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 8:12 pm



and they say that sometimes your true side comes out after a few drinks! ;) ;D


believe me.. I love Men way too much..  needless to say.. the hubby was asking if we were lesbians . ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/11/06 at 8:12 pm


bhahahaa!!!

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church ladies kick ass  ;D  


it was a drunk thing.. :P
booze and ladies,  a proven formula  ;)


That is also hot.
I hear ya brother. these chicks are hot  

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/11/06 at 8:13 pm


believe me.. I love Men way too much..  needless to say.. the hubby was asking if we were lesbians . ::)



silly men and their wishful thinking! ;) :D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/11/06 at 8:14 pm


believe me.. I love Men way too much..  needless to say.. the hubby was asking if we were lesbians . ::)
hubby has a good sense of humor

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 8:15 pm

well that true confession of mine should give a few folks something to talk about.. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/11/06 at 8:16 pm


well that true confession of mine should give a few folks something to talk about.. :P
someone please start a thread for this in the photo board  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 8:17 pm

LOL.. you mean Howard hasn't??????

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac61469 on 12/11/06 at 8:27 pm


it was a drunk thing.. :P


It usually is!  ;)




Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 9:42 pm


It usually is!  ;)







yeah it was nearly 10 yrs ago on my 30th birthday.. we laugh about it now.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Rice_Cube on 12/11/06 at 9:46 pm


it was a drunk thing.. :P


Uh huh ;) 

Still hot.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 9:50 pm


Uh huh ;) 

Still hot.


I'll also go so far as to say... It wasn't an unpleasant experience..  IF I hadn't passed out cold within a few minutes after, who knows what might have happened ??

Ok.. psychoanalyze away.. and let me know what this means? Do I have closet tendencies?? 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Rice_Cube on 12/11/06 at 9:53 pm

Go with what your heart tells you...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 9:56 pm


Go with what your heart tells you...


How very diplomatic of you!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/11/06 at 10:23 pm


I'll also go so far as to say... It wasn't an unpleasant experience..  IF I hadn't passed out cold within a few minutes after, who knows what might have happened ??

Ok.. psychoanalyze away.. and let me know what this means? Do I have closet tendencies?? 
you passed out cold? was your shirt buttoned when you awoke  :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/11/06 at 10:23 pm


you passed out cold? was your shirt buttoned when you awoke  :o



wishful thinking you are...for all of the sordid details! ;) :D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/11/06 at 10:26 pm



wishful thinking you are...for all of the sordid details! ;) :D ;D
hey, it's possible, she may have been taken advantage of while out cold, and not even known it. I wish i had friends like that who cared

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/11/06 at 10:31 pm


hey, it's possible, she may have been taken advantage of while out cold, and not even known it. I wish i had friends like that who cared



hahahaa...too funny! ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 10:35 pm


you passed out cold? was your shirt buttoned when you awoke  :o


I was passed out, and I woke up, and I was surprised to find my friend with my husband's friend.. So I'm fairly certain she didn't molest me in my sleep.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/11/06 at 10:45 pm


I was passed out, and I woke up, and I was surprised to find my friend with my husband's friend.. So I'm fairly certain she didn't molest me in my sleep.

you guys sure know how to party over there.  I'm sure they left you alone, but you're probably lucky they weren't some of your inthe00s friends  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 10:46 pm


you guys sure know how to party over there.   I'm sure they left you alone, but you're probably lucky they weren't some of your inthe00s friends  ;D


hmmm.. you've peaked my curiosity .. (pardon the pun)..  care to elaborate?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/11/06 at 10:49 pm


hmmm.. you've peaked my curiosity .. (pardon the pun)..   care to elaborate?
;D there are elaborations but they shouldn't be made otherwise it could ruin some fine reputations

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/11/06 at 11:08 pm


;D there are elaborations but they shouldn't be made otherwise it could ruin some fine reputations


aw, come on.. you can't put that one out there and not expect me to bite..

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/12/06 at 1:47 am


aw, come on.. you can't put that one out there and not expect me to bite..
I sure did didn't I.  not very nice to tease, and then not come thru with a little something.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/12/06 at 1:50 am


I sure did didn't I.  not very nice to tease, and then not come thru with a little something.
ok so????


If you must.. you can PM

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/12/06 at 1:52 am


ok so????


If you must.. you can PM
me and my big mouth  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/12/06 at 1:53 am


me and my big mouth  ;D


you're just pulling my leg I think.. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/12/06 at 2:04 am


you're just pulling my leg I think.. :P
before I became the nice Mike people know, I was a naughty little bugger  ;D  but now I'm as clean as a whistle

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/12/06 at 2:05 am


before I became the nice Mike people know, I was a naughty little bugger  ;D  but now I'm as clean as a whistle


yah.. right!! :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/12/06 at 2:23 am


yah.. right!! :P
well I'm not pure as the driven' snow like Tia is, but I'm close.  well, now that i think about it,  I'm not even close  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Abix on 12/12/06 at 2:27 am


well I'm not pure as the driven' snow like Tia is, but I'm close.  well, now that i think about it,  I'm not even close  ;D


that's ok.. I'm sure very few of us are lilywhite. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/12/06 at 7:07 am


w00t!  this is now the Girls Gone Wild thread  :D

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/remybussi.gif  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/3some.gif  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/cheering.gif  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/downtown.gif



Smilies Gone Wild

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/12/06 at 7:08 am


believe me.. I love Men way too much..  needless to say.. the hubby was asking if we were lesbians . ::)


I Love lesbians! O0

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 12/12/06 at 8:31 am


I Love lesbians! O0
but they don't love us! :\'(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 12/12/06 at 8:41 am


but they don't love us! :\'(


Actually that's not true.  I know quite a few lesbians who adore men (and their fashions) they just don't find them sexually attractive.
Which is the definition of a Butch Dyke.

OHHH  You meant that way!  ::)  You're right they don't.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 12/12/06 at 8:47 am

Of course Bisexual woman just adore men.  (So yeah, there's hope!!! :))

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 12/12/06 at 8:51 am


Of course Bisexual woman just adore men.  (So yeah, there's hope!!! :))
oo! bisexual women are my FAAAVvorite.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 12/12/06 at 8:52 am


oo! bisexual women are my FAAAVvorite.


They don't have too many hang-ups.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/12/06 at 12:26 pm


aw, come on.. you can't put that one out there and not expect me to bite..


He probably means me.

I apparently have become some sort of sex-offender.

Which to be fair is true.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/12/06 at 1:34 pm


but they don't love us! :\'(


I love watching them! ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/12/06 at 1:35 pm


They don't have too many hang-ups.


or hang-downs. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 12/13/06 at 10:35 am


I'm curious how many girls will admit to having kissed girls if they have.


Actually, I've kissed a few.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac61469 on 12/13/06 at 10:37 am


Actually, I've kissed a few.


Me too!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 12/13/06 at 10:37 am


Actually, I've kissed a few.

me too

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 12/13/06 at 10:38 am

whoa. i LOVE what just happened to this thread!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/13/06 at 10:56 am


Actually, I've kissed a few.


How..


Me too!


..you..


me too


..Doiiiin?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/13/06 at 10:57 am


How..

..you..

..Doiiiin?



:D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: KKay on 12/13/06 at 10:58 am


How..

..you..

..Doiiiin?


::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/13/06 at 11:04 am


::)



I second that.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/13/06 at 11:32 am


::)


Not what you said last time.


I second that.


Exactly what you said last time.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 2:56 pm

I have never kissed a girl in that way.  I must be the minority here.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/13/06 at 4:09 pm


I have never kissed a girl in that way.  I must be the minority here.


If you give me $10, I'll find a girl for you to kiss.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 4:13 pm


If you give me $10, I'll find a girl for you to kiss.



I have no real desire to kiss women, to be frank.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/13/06 at 4:16 pm



I have no real desire to kiss women, to be frank.


I'll give you $10 to kiss a girl?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 4:18 pm


I'll give you $10 to kiss a girl?



Andy!  What kind of woman do you take me for?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/13/06 at 4:22 pm



Andy!  What kind of woman do you take me for?


The kind that wants slightly more than $10?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 4:25 pm


The kind that wants slightly more than $10?



Well, yeah.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/13/06 at 4:26 pm



Well, yeah.


What about...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 4:26 pm

I've only kissed 2 in my lifetime.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 4:27 pm


What about...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 4:27 pm


I'll give you $10 to kiss a girl?



make that 20 dollars. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 12/13/06 at 4:27 pm


I've only kissed 2 in my lifetime.


For me: only one...but it was lightly on the cheek.

if you'd like to take a trip down memory lane...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 4:33 pm


For me: only one...but it was lightly on the cheek.

if you'd like to take a trip down memory lane...


I remember that one.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 12/13/06 at 4:33 pm


I remember that one.

Yes, but that was all. I haven't been ready to do anything else, kissingwise. I just give 'em hugs.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 4:35 pm


Yes, but that was all. I haven't been ready to do anything else, kissingwise. I just give 'em hugs.



You're not ready for a mouth kiss? ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 12/13/06 at 4:35 pm



You're not ready for a mouth kiss? ???

Nope.

It's not something to just rush into...it takes time. I'm in no hurry to do that.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/13/06 at 4:37 pm



Add a few zeroes to the back of that and we're in business.



Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/13/06 at 4:38 pm


Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 4:40 pm


Nope.

It's not something to just rush into...it takes time. I'm in no hurry to do that.



It takes patience and time Jeff. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/13/06 at 4:41 pm



You knew what I meant, dear roof monkey.


Nuh uh mussus, i dunno, i aint watchamaycall hedgucated.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 12/13/06 at 4:42 pm



It takes patience and time Jeff. ;)


Yes I know. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 12/13/06 at 4:42 pm


I have never kissed a girl in that way.  I must be the minority here.
You're not alone....I haven't either....

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 12/13/06 at 4:43 pm


Nuh uh mussus, i dunno, i aint watchamaycall hedgucated.
So, your superior intellect doesn't scare people?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 4:44 pm


Yes I know. ;)



It took me a while to french kiss a girl.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 12/13/06 at 6:08 pm


So, your superior intellect doesn't scare people?

I wouldn't be knowin about that.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/13/06 at 6:10 pm

I wished I kissed more girls in my life.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 12/13/06 at 11:14 pm



You knew what I meant, dear roof monkey.
$2

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: erikah on 12/14/06 at 12:07 am

:) im not sure how many girls ive kissed in my time!! rawr!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/14/06 at 12:09 am


:) im not sure how many girls ive kissed in my time!! rawr!


MEOW! :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: erikah on 12/14/06 at 12:11 am

heehee. this is quite the fun post!! im a bit of an oldie though - 27!!  ;)
kissing is fun.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/14/06 at 12:14 am


heehee. this is quite the fun post!! im a bit of an oldie though - 27!!  ;)
kissing is fun.



well I have you beat...I am nearly 30!  :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/14/06 at 3:41 pm



well I have you beat...I am nearly 30!  :D



I beat you,I'm going to be 33 and I've kissed only 2 within the past 10 years. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac61469 on 12/14/06 at 4:32 pm


heehee. this is quite the fun post!! im a bit of an oldie though - 27!!  ;)
kissing is fun.


How dare you say 27 is old!!!   :P

I'm not even gonna say how old I am, you'll think I'm ancient.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 12/14/06 at 4:49 pm


How dare you say 27 is old!!!   :P

I'm not even gonna say how old I am, you think I'm ancient.

I know how old you are, but I shall not say. :-X

And ditto on the 27 statment...I'll be that age next year.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac61469 on 12/14/06 at 4:59 pm


I know how old you are, but I shall not say. :-X

And ditto on the 27 statment...I'll be that age next year.


I was just kidding, I don't care if people know how old I am, I usually act like a kid anyway.  LOL!!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 12/14/06 at 5:20 pm


I was just kidding, I don't care if people know how old I am, I usually act like a kid anyway.  LOL!!

I try to act grown up at 26, but I still have some tendencies to still "be a kid" too, LOL ;D

karma http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/yelclap.gif

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/15/06 at 3:17 pm


How dare you say 27 is old!!!   :P

I'm not even gonna say how old I am, you'll think I'm ancient.



50? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: erikah on 12/17/06 at 10:10 am

hahaha, i guess the meaning and my statement were slightly off.... i just thought i was talkin with someone very young... im gonna be 28 soon! woo hoo!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/17/06 at 4:43 pm

I haven't kissed my girl in 2 months.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 12/17/06 at 6:12 pm


I haven't kissed my girl in 2 months.


Does that constitute severe withdrawl??

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 12/18/06 at 4:24 pm


Does that constitute severe withdrawl??


Yes,kissing my pillow pretending it's her. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/24/07 at 5:42 pm

I have actually kissed one...on the cheek. No, it's not October 2005 all over again; this time (two weeks ago), I did actually kiss a girl on her cheek.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Ashkicksass on 04/24/07 at 5:56 pm


I have actually kissed one...on the cheek. No, it's not October 2005 all over again; this time (two weeks ago), I did actually kiss a girl on her cheek.


Cool!  :)  Anyone special?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/24/07 at 5:57 pm

I got my first reeeeal kiss last Saturday. Yay.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Ashkicksass on 04/24/07 at 5:58 pm


I got my first reeeeal kiss last Saturday. Yay.


He-ey!  :D 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/24/07 at 6:02 pm


Cool! :)  Anyone special?


Yes..this one girl who I've known for 5 1/2 years.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Ashkicksass on 04/24/07 at 6:05 pm


Yes..this one girl who I've known for 5 1/2 years.


Have you talked about her before?  I feel like she is one that you gave some chocolate hearts to at Valentines time. 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/24/07 at 6:31 pm


I got my first reeeeal kiss last Saturday. Yay.



WOO WOO!! You go, Doms! ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 04/24/07 at 9:10 pm


I got my first reeeeal kiss last Saturday. Yay.


Oh my Gawwwwd!

My little Dommsie's growing up so fast  :\'(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/24/07 at 9:17 pm


I have actually kissed one...on the cheek. No, it's not October 2005 all over again; this time (two weeks ago), I did actually kiss a girl on her cheek.


I got my first reeeeal kiss last Saturday. Yay.


Karma for both of you studs ;)

I've kissed a few girls and it really feels like you're kissing yourself,it was quite nice 8)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 04/24/07 at 9:24 pm


Karma for both of you studs ;)

I've kissed a few girls and it really feels like you're kissing yourself,it was quite nice 8)


I think you should prove this.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/24/07 at 9:34 pm


Karma for both of you studs ;)

I've kissed a few girls and it really feels like you're kissing yourself,it was quite nice 8)


Thanks!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/24/07 at 9:36 pm


I think you should prove this.


That it really is like kissing yourself? You can try it with a buddy and find out ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 04/24/07 at 9:59 pm

i kissed my roommate patrick once. well, i think he actually kissed me and i was so drunk i didn't realize he wasn't a girl. it was pretty frickin' funny.

wait, is this the "you know how i know you're gay" thread? where am i?

where's the delete key?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/24/07 at 9:59 pm

I kissed my girl Sunday evening.She was trying to push me away from frenching her because she thought it was time to go plus we were going too fast and my bus wasn't coming for another 20-25 minutes so we kissed for about 5 minutes.I think that must've been THE hottest kiss I've had with her in quite a long time. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/24/07 at 10:02 pm


I kissed my girl Sunday evening.She was trying to push me away from frenching her because she thought it was time to go plus we were going too fast and my bus wasn't coming for another 20-25 minutes so we kissed for about 5 minutes.I think that must've been THE hottest kiss I've had with her in quite a long time. ;)


;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/24/07 at 10:07 pm


;)


I asked Robin if her friend Jeannette would like to join in our kiss and then she said Jeanette already has a boyfriend,Damn,I'm such a perv! ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/24/07 at 10:08 pm


I asked Robin if her friend Jeannette would like to join in our kiss and then she said Jeanette already has a boyfriend,Damn,I'm such a perv! ;D



Man, what are you doing?! You're going to get dumped again..!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/24/07 at 10:10 pm



Man, what are you doing?! You're going to get dumped again..!


I know I was just kidding with her.I'm sorry if she took it the wrong way.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 04/24/07 at 10:10 pm


I asked Robin if her friend Jeannette would like to join in our kiss and then she said Jeanette already has a boyfriend,Damn,I'm such a perv! ;D
y'all could always have a foursome...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/24/07 at 10:11 pm


y'all could always have a foursome...



Man, what are you doing?! You're going to get him dumped again..!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/24/07 at 10:11 pm


y'all could always have a foursome...


menage a quatre. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: whistledog on 04/24/07 at 10:12 pm


I asked Robin if her friend Jeannette would like to join in our kiss and then she said Jeanette already has a boyfriend,Damn,I'm such a perv! ;D


Has she said yes, would you have done it? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/24/07 at 10:12 pm



Man, what are you doing?! You're going to get him dumped again..!


So he shouldn't talk.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/24/07 at 10:12 pm


Has she said yes, would you have done it? ;D


No she's not that slutty or that type of girl.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/24/07 at 10:19 pm


i kissed my roommate patrick once. well, i think he actually kissed me and i was so drunk i didn't realize he wasn't a girl. it was pretty frickin' funny.

wait, is this the "you know how i know you're gay" thread? where am i?

where's the delete key?

So... girl kiss girl=hot, boy kiss boy=weird  ???
I don't think so ::)


No she's not that slutty or that type of girl.


It's only kinky the first time :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/24/07 at 10:23 pm

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xcwyS5GIyIBPBijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11s5trgrk/EXP=1177557680/**http%3A//www.kissing.com/images/tongue.jpg  oh yeah!! that's what I'm talkin' bout

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/24/07 at 10:24 pm


http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xcwyS5GIyIBPBijzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11s5trgrk/EXP=1177557680/**http%3A//www.kissing.com/images/tongue.jpg  oh yeah!! that's what I'm talkin' bout


=/

Now look what you've made me do...

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/24/07 at 10:25 pm


Have you talked about her before?  I feel like she is one that you gave some chocolate hearts to at Valentines time. 

No, I have not talked about this particular young lady on here. And for the record, I have given her some chocs for Valentines...in 2002. Now, five years later, she's still in the process of completing a degree, just like I am. :)

She's also one of the 170+ girls I've given a hug to.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 04/24/07 at 10:26 pm



So... girl kiss girl=hot, boy kiss boy=weird  ???
i actually was... okay. like you say, weirdly like kissing yourself.

he gave me some pointers later. lol. whenever i hung out with him and female friends of mind, they'd say later that he would always ask if they were with me, and if they were interested in a group thing. he pretty obviously was at least bi-curious, but it only came out in thse little sideways ways.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/24/07 at 10:31 pm


=/

Now look what you've made me do...
I think it was all instincts Dom.  way to go bud! you are on your way  8)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/24/07 at 10:32 pm


No, I have not talked about this particular young lady on here. And for the record, I have given her some chocs for Valentines...in 2002. Now, five years later, she's still in the process of completing a degree, just like I am. :)

She's also one of the 170+ girls I've given a hug to.


Why have you counted that high?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/24/07 at 10:33 pm


Why have you counted that high?

The exact number is 173, for the record. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 04/24/07 at 10:33 pm


Why have you counted that high?
i'm very disturbed that he needed to round it off. i need exact figures! exact figures! >:(

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 04/24/07 at 10:33 pm

lol. i should have paid attention to that "new message has been posted" notification.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/24/07 at 10:35 pm


No, I have not talked about this particular young lady on here. And for the record, I have given her some chocs for Valentines...in 2002. Now, five years later, she's still in the process of completing a degree, just like I am. :)

She's also one of the 170+ girls I've given a hug to.


Jeff,that's so nice of you,people should give more hugs :)


i actually was... okay. like you say, weirdly like kissing yourself.

he gave me some pointers later. lol. whenever i hung out with him and female friends of mind, they'd say later that he would always ask if they were with me, and if they were interested in a group thing. he pretty obviously was at least bi-curious, but it only came out in thse little sideways ways.


Maybe he was in love with you but realised you weren't up for it?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/24/07 at 10:35 pm


The exact number is 173, for the record. ;)


Why? Whyyyyy!? That's kind of creepy. Not only that, but you're coloring your font as if to brag about it! Creepy!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/24/07 at 10:38 pm


Jeff,that's so nice of you,people should give more hugs :)


Yeah. I do it because I think it's a nice thing to do. :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/24/07 at 10:40 pm


Yeah. I do it because I think it's a nice thing to do. :)


It's great to give hugs, but why do you count?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/24/07 at 10:41 pm


It's great to give hugs, but why do you count?

I personally think it's fun.

If you'd like to ask me a further question on this, you may do so in my ask thread.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 04/25/07 at 3:34 am

nally

When you finally get with a girl and get married please don't keep an account of your bed room activity.  I can just picture it "As of last night I've had 5 blow jobs, given oral sex 20 times and made love 75 times utilising 3 different positions"

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: whistledog on 04/25/07 at 4:37 am


nally

When you finally get with a girl and get married please don't keep an account of your bed room activity.  I can just picture it "As of last night I've had 5 blow jobs, given oral sex 20 times and made love 75 times utilising 3 different positions"


I don't even want to know about the three positions ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/25/07 at 6:28 am



So... girl kiss girl=hot, boy kiss boy=weird  ???
I don't think so ::)

It's only kinky the first time :D


Well,she doesn't want to try it,She's an old fashioned girl.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/25/07 at 6:33 am


I don't even want to know about the three positions ;D


Try acting like The Count from Sesame Street. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/25/07 at 6:35 am

http://blog.jtam.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/you_are_my_high.jpg

Now this is a better description.^ ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac61469 on 04/25/07 at 9:07 am



So... girl kiss girl=hot, boy kiss boy=weird  ???
I don't think so ::)



Depends on the guys.

Thinking of my husband kissing another guy=gross.  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/25/07 at 9:09 am


Depends on the guys.

Thinking of my husband kissing another guy=gross.   ;D




I like girl-girl kisses. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac61469 on 04/25/07 at 9:27 am


I like girl-girl kisses. ;)


So do I.  :o :o ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 04/25/07 at 9:30 am


nally

When you finally get with a girl and get married please don't keep an account of your bed room activity.  I can just picture it "As of last night I've had 5 blow jobs, given oral sex 20 times and made love 75 times utilising 3 different positions"


;D ;D ;D ;D

;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/25/07 at 10:30 am


So do I.  :o :o ;D


That gets me so hot. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/25/07 at 3:51 pm


nally

When you finally get with a girl and get married please don't keep an account of your bed room activity.  I can just picture it "As of last night I've had 5 blow jobs, given oral sex 20 times and made love 75 times utilising 3 different positions"

don't worry, i won't ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/26/07 at 6:49 am

I think when kissing a girl you have to get her at the right moment so it could be romantic.I got to kiss Robin on the couch for about 5 minutes and that was the most intense kiss I have ever experienced with her in quite a long time. :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: whistledog on 04/28/07 at 12:02 am

The real question here .. have you ever kissed a girl that turned out to be a guy who was once a girl? :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/28/07 at 12:46 am

I kissed 2 tonight  except one felt like she needed a shave

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/28/07 at 12:47 am


I kissed 2 tonight  except one felt like she needed a shave


Would this have been your dog?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/28/07 at 12:49 am


Would this have been your dog?
;D  nope, we have a guinea pig and  it was a kiss on the cheek to my friends wife, thanking them for taking Diane & me out for our anniversary dinner and I told Diane that our friend felt a little bristly  :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: K-Bee on 04/28/07 at 1:40 am

I'd like to hear from the 5 people who voted "Other"  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/28/07 at 6:48 am


The real question here .. have you ever kissed a girl that turned out to be a guy who was once a girl? :D


No In fact I haven't. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/28/07 at 6:49 am


Would this have been your dog?



Now why in the hell would he want to kiss a dog unless it's a girl dog? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/28/07 at 6:50 am


I kissed 2 tonight  except one felt like she needed a shave



She's a bearded lady? :o ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/29/07 at 11:12 am



Now why in the hell would he want to kiss a dog unless it's a girl dog? ;D



Ask him! Maybe it was a girl dog, anyway.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/29/07 at 10:06 pm


Ask him! Maybe it was a girl dog, anyway.


She would lick your face. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/29/07 at 10:47 pm

;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Ashkicksass on 04/29/07 at 11:01 pm



So... girl kiss girl=hot, boy kiss boy=weird  ???
I don't think so ::)

It's only kinky the first time :D


I vote for all of the above.  Including girl kiss boy.  It's ALL good.  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 04/29/07 at 11:43 pm


I vote for all of the above.  Including girl kiss boy.  It's ALL good.  ;)


Usually.

Hey, did I tell you.. you know my hetro life partner Pete.. well he and another friend, Dec, went around to ANOTHER friends place (Chris), knocked on the door, no answer, we always let ourselves in so they did.. anyhow, found him balls to chin with another guy.. turns out he's seriously in to dick.
I found this all hilarious.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/30/07 at 4:27 pm

My favorite kiss is the french kiss. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/01/07 at 2:26 am


My favorite kiss is the french kiss. ;)
Is that the kiss with the taste of Garlic?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nicki_morrissey on 05/01/07 at 2:50 am


Is that the kiss with the taste of Garlic?


XD Why yes, not to be confused with the spicy Mexican kiss.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/01/07 at 6:37 am


Is that the kiss with the taste of Garlic?


I wouldn't kiss her with garlic breath,It's bad enough I have to kiss her with chocolate breath. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac61469 on 05/01/07 at 9:59 am


I wouldn't kiss her with garlic breath,It's bad enough I have to kiss her with chocolate breath. :P


But if you eat garlic too it doesn't matter...two garlics cancel each other out. 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 05/01/07 at 10:37 am


My favorite kiss is the french kiss. ;)


...which I have still never ever done before.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/01/07 at 4:58 pm


But if you eat garlic too it doesn't matter...two garlics cancel each other out. 


It doesn't matter,What matters is that we both need some gum or mint for nice fresh breath.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/01/07 at 4:58 pm


...which I have still never ever done before.


It's pretty easy,all you have to do is use the tongue. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 05/01/07 at 7:26 pm


It's pretty easy,all you have to do is use the tongue. ;)

It's easy for you, since you've done it regularly. For me, I can't just get right into it; it takes time.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/01/07 at 10:58 pm


It's pretty easy,all you have to do is use the tongue. ;)



yes...but too much tongue is just...nasty. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jackas on 05/02/07 at 12:27 am



yes...but too much tongue is just...nasty. :P


Exactly!  Too stiff is wrong too...along with it being shoved down your throat!  I kissed this guy once...he practically had me pinned to the couch while shoving his big ole stiff tongue into the back of my mouth with hardly any movement. It was as if he was trying to see if he could touch the back of my throat.  That was torture!!!http://www.world-of-smilies.com/smiliemaker/dyn_3_20_29_0_0_0_1_0_0.gif

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/02/07 at 12:42 am


Exactly!  Too stiff is wrong too...along with it being shoved down your throat!  I kissed this guy once...he practically had me pinned to the couch while shoving his big ole stiff tongue into the back of my mouth with hardly any movement. It was as if he was trying to see if he could touch the back of my throat.  That was torture!!!http://www.world-of-smilies.com/smiliemaker/dyn_3_20_29_0_0_0_1_0_0.gif
it takes a lot to shock me & ya just did  :o 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jackas on 05/02/07 at 12:46 am


it takes a lot to shock me & ya just did  :o 


;D

Sorry...guess I must have explained it well then.  It was a shocker for me too.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/02/07 at 12:52 am


;D

Sorry...guess I must have explained it well then.  It was a shocker for me too.
;D ok, I'm laughing now, but you didn't make him stop? ya just kinda accepted & went with it?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/02/07 at 6:31 am



yes...but too much tongue is just...nasty. :P


What's wrong with a lot of slobber?  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 05/02/07 at 6:32 am


What's wrong with a lot of slobber?  ;D


It's foul and messy in a disgusting way

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/02/07 at 6:33 am


It's foul and messy in a disgusting way


That's what makes it romantic. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac61469 on 05/02/07 at 7:59 am


What's wrong with a lot of slobber?  ;D


It's starts to run down your girlfriend's neck...been there, done that.  :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 05/02/07 at 8:04 am


That's what makes it romantic. ;)


romantic is not someones saliva dribbling down your chin or gagging you

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: jackas on 05/02/07 at 9:18 am

This thread is starting to get gross. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 05/02/07 at 9:44 am


This thread is starting to get gross. ;D


You guys were o.k. with me kissing a chick who was wearing pink lemonaide lipgloss, but I guess the line has been drawn with mass slobber. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 05/02/07 at 10:06 am


You guys were o.k. with me kissing a chick who was wearing pink lemonaide lipgloss, but I guess the line has been drawn with mass slobber. ;D


Pink lemonade lipgloss?  Gross!  Strawberry flavour would be alright!  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 05/02/07 at 10:10 am


Pink lemonade lipgloss?  Gross!  Strawberry flavour would be alright!  ;)


At least she wasn't drooling on me. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/02/07 at 10:35 am

Howard....to be slobbered on like a dog is NOT hot or sexy...it's just totally GROSS. ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac61469 on 05/02/07 at 11:50 am


You guys were o.k. with me kissing a chick who was wearing pink lemonaide lipgloss, but I guess the line has been drawn with mass slobber. ;D


Well, this is a thread about kissing girls.  We want to hear those stories!!  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/02/07 at 4:55 pm


It's starts to run down your girlfriend's neck...been there, done that.  :o



But then she starts to rub it off or rub it back onto me. ::) :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/02/07 at 4:57 pm


Howard....to be slobbered on like a dog is NOT hot or sexy...it's just totally GROSS. ::)


I'm a dog in heat sometimes when I'm over her house and her parents are away for the day,You know what happens next? ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/02/07 at 4:57 pm


romantic is not someones saliva dribbling down your chin or gagging you


I have no problem with that. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/02/07 at 5:13 pm

That's a nice picture of 2 women. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/02/07 at 6:55 pm

got kissed on the cheek by one today  ::)  I better check for lipstick before I go home, but no big deal, it was just Joan trying to talk me into going to her after work party next month.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/03/07 at 6:52 am

Set a romantic mood. For example, it's probably not a good time to kiss that girl when you're watching a movie where someone is being killed.
Stare into her eyes and move gently closer to her.
Put your hand on her cheek and start off with a gentle and slow kiss.

Move your hand down slowly to her stomach area and use the other hand to stroke her hair or neck. Then move your hands gently up and down, only a couple of centimetres.

Start to lie down if you want to go into a more comfortable position, but don't end up putting your entire body weight onto her.

Stroke her cheek and move in gently for a soft and gentle kiss.

Put your hand on her waist and move it up and down gently a couple of centimetres.

It´s often usefull to get closer to her so you can feel her body: For example when you lie close to her in a bed. But be careful: In this position it might happen that you forget about anything else and kiss her without thinking before doing it. This sounds very strange but it´s true. You can do nothing against it.

Tips on how to Kiss a Girl. ;D



Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/03/07 at 9:19 am


Set a romantic mood. For example, it's probably not a good time to kiss that girl when you're watching a movie where someone is being killed.
Stare into her eyes and move gently closer to her.
Put your hand on her cheek and start off with a gentle and slow kiss.

Move your hand down slowly to her stomach area and use the other hand to stroke her hair or neck. Then move your hands gently up and down, only a couple of centimetres.

Start to lie down if you want to go into a more comfortable position, but don't end up putting your entire body weight onto her.

Stroke her cheek and move in gently for a soft and gentle kiss.

Put your hand on her waist and move it up and down gently a couple of centimetres.

It´s often usefull to get closer to her so you can feel her body: For example when you lie close to her in a bed. But be careful: In this position it might happen that you forget about anything else and kiss her without thinking before doing it. This sounds very strange but it´s true. You can do nothing against it.

Tips on how to Kiss a Girl. ;D







kissing shouldn't be a step by step kind of thing...you just have to "go with the flow" ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: spaceace on 05/03/07 at 9:24 am



kissing shouldn't be a step by step kind of thing...you just have to "go with the flow" ;)


With Howard it is a step by step process. 

He doesn't have the natural capability to "go with the flow".

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 05/03/07 at 10:12 am


Well, this is a thread about kissing girls.  We want to hear those stories!!   ;D

Well, like I've said before...I lightly kissed one girl on her cheek in October 2005, and last month I kissed another girl on her cheek. That's about all.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: AnnieBanannie on 05/03/07 at 10:21 am

New Year's 2006, this girl actually came up to me and asked if she and I could kiss at midnight.  I was like, "sure," so we did.  Yes, our mouths were open, but it was pretty nondescript.  Sorry to disappoint any of you guys out there... :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/03/07 at 4:24 pm

none today....... yet

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: lorac61469 on 05/03/07 at 4:25 pm

I kiss a girl every day...my daughter. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/03/07 at 8:01 pm



kissing shouldn't be a step by step kind of thing...you just have to "go with the flow" ;)


Haven't you heard of "Kissing for Dummies"?  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/03/07 at 8:01 pm


With Howard it is a step by step process. 

He doesn't have the natural capability to "go with the flow".


At least I'm learning. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 05/03/07 at 8:31 pm


Tips on how to Kiss a Girl. ;D




lick and spit, howie! lick and spit!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/03/07 at 9:43 pm


Haven't you heard of "Kissing for Dummies"?  ;D



er...no.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 05/03/07 at 10:51 pm


Haven't you heard of "Kissing for Dummies"?  ;D


Probably not. ::)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 05/03/07 at 10:54 pm


Haven't you heard of "Kissing for Dummies"?  ;D
have you ever heard of licking and spitting?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 05/03/07 at 11:00 pm

I spit venom on the mic, drop bombs that are tight, ripping up whack MC's like Mike.. does that count?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/04/07 at 11:10 am


lick and spit, howie! lick and spit!


I lick but she finds spitting gross. :P

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/04/07 at 11:11 am


have you ever heard of licking and spitting?


Yes I am,I'm an expert in the licking department. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: La Roche on 05/04/07 at 12:53 pm


Yes I am,I'm an expert in the licking department. ;)


No you aren't.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/04/07 at 1:33 pm


No you aren't.


;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Tia on 05/04/07 at 1:36 pm


she finds spitting gross. :P
that's cuz you're not doing it enough.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/04/07 at 2:46 pm


that's cuz you're not doing it enough.


I think she's a germaphobe.She also has a little bit of OCD herself.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/04/07 at 2:46 pm


No you aren't.



Who are you to tell me I'm not an expert in licking? >:(  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/04/07 at 2:48 pm

What's the record for most french kissing without taking a breath? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/05/07 at 12:23 pm


What's the record for most french kissing without taking a breath? ;D
The Records:
29:00 hrs Mark and Roberta Griswold (USA) 1998 30:45 hrs Dror Orpaz and Carmit Tsubara (Israel) 1999
30:59 hrs Rich Langley and Louisa Almedovar (USA) 2001 
31:18:33 St. Andrea Sarti und Anna Chen (Italy) 2004    (not yet confirmed)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/05/07 at 1:33 pm


The Records:
29:00 hrs Mark and Roberta Griswold (USA) 1998 30:45 hrs Dror Orpaz and Carmit Tsubara (Israel) 1999
30:59 hrs Rich Langley and Louisa Almedovar (USA) 2001 
31:18:33 St. Andrea Sarti und Anna Chen (Italy) 2004     (not yet confirmed)

12 minutes Badfinger-fan & Karen  USA (1969)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/05/07 at 1:34 pm


12 minutes Badfinger-fan & Karen  USA (1969)
That was before records started?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/05/07 at 1:35 pm


That was before records started?
;D yes, but for some reason, I just had a flashback of my own youthful record

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/05/07 at 3:19 pm


The Records:
29:00 hrs Mark and Roberta Griswold (USA) 1998 30:45 hrs Dror Orpaz and Carmit Tsubara (Israel) 1999
30:59 hrs Rich Langley and Louisa Almedovar (USA) 2001 
31:18:33 St. Andrea Sarti und Anna Chen (Italy) 2004     (not yet confirmed)



But nobody in their right minds would ever kiss for THAT long. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/05/07 at 3:19 pm


But nobody in their right minds would ever kiss for THAT long. ;D
What if there wa smoney involved?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/05/07 at 3:23 pm


But nobody in their right minds would ever kiss for THAT long. ;D
do ya think that maybe they slept while lip-locked  ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/05/07 at 3:24 pm


do ya think that maybe they slept while lip-locked  ???
Teeth braces locked together?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/05/07 at 3:24 pm


Teeth braces locked together?
and tongues still intertwined?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/05/07 at 3:25 pm


and tongues still intertwined?
In front of friends and relatives?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/05/07 at 3:26 pm


What if there wa smoney involved?


How much money?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/05/07 at 3:27 pm


do ya think that maybe they slept while lip-locked  ???


Possibility. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/05/07 at 3:28 pm


How much money?
A prize in a competition?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/05/07 at 3:28 pm


A prize in a competition?
and their name in Guiness book of world records?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/05/07 at 3:32 pm


A prize in a competition?


What's the big prize? ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/05/07 at 3:32 pm


and their name in Guiness book of world records?


I would like to try that.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/05/07 at 3:32 pm


What's the big prize? ???
1 year supply of Binaca

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 05/05/07 at 3:33 pm


1 year supply of Binaca


Or Altoids. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/11/08 at 10:28 pm

I thought I'd bring this back a year later.

I've kissed a girl plenty of times and boy was it hot! :o ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/11/08 at 10:49 pm


I thought I'd bring this back a year later.

I've kissed a girl plenty of times and boy was it hot! :o ;D


silly Howard! :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/12/08 at 12:28 am

Yes..I am very bored..I read this ENTIRE thread. I got a lot of laughs though...most definitely. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/12/08 at 7:21 am


silly Howard! :D



Ah Yes,the good old days when I just couldn't get enough of that you know who. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/12/08 at 4:50 pm

Glad you bumped this one up again, Horward...last Monday I inadvertently kissed another girl on the cheek while I was giving her a big hug.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/12/08 at 7:06 pm


Glad you bumped this one up again, Horward...last Monday I inadvertently kissed another girl on the cheek while I was giving her a big hug.


What? No French?  :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/13/08 at 8:34 am


What? No French?  :o
Sometimes you do not kiss every girl you see.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/13/08 at 1:21 pm


What? No French?  :o

No. Still not ready for that yet.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: whistledog on 04/13/08 at 4:57 pm


Glad you bumped this one up again, Horward...last Monday I inadvertently kissed another girl on the cheek while I was giving her a big hug.


Inadvertently?  Your lips fell on her face? :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/13/08 at 6:09 pm

Ah! I'd like to change my answer to "Sure... a few."

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Step-chan on 04/13/08 at 6:54 pm

^ Mine answer is still the same.

Haven't seen this thread in awhile.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/14/08 at 10:42 am


Inadvertently?  Your lips fell on her face? :D

No, more like unwittingly. She's just so nice.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Paul on 04/14/08 at 2:58 pm


Inadvertently?  Your lips fell on her face? :D


No...her face fell on his lips!  :D

(Wonderful excuse, I used it all the time!)

Very well played, Jeff sir!  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/14/08 at 3:04 pm


No...her face fell on his lips!  :D

(Wonderful excuse, I used it all the time!)

Very well played, Jeff sir!  ;)

Actually, my lips fell on (the side of) her face. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/14/08 at 3:33 pm


Sometimes you do not kiss every girl you see.


I handshake on the first date,kissing will come later. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/15/08 at 5:45 am


I handshake on the first date,kissing will come later. ;)
I only shake hands if they offer too.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 04/15/08 at 6:55 am


I only shake hands if they offer too.


I kiss on the cheek,mouth will come later.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/15/08 at 12:46 pm


I kiss on the cheek,mouth will come later.
I have known women who do not like being kissed.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/15/08 at 1:55 pm


I kiss on the cheek,mouth will come later.

On the cheek is fine; that is, as long as they don't object. Right now, though, I basically like to give them hugs.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/15/08 at 2:24 pm


On the cheek is fine; that is, as long as they don't object. Right now, though, I basically like to give them hugs.


to be honest with you Jeff..sometimes a hug is better than a kiss. There's nothing like a big strong hug when you are having a bad day..or even not. :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/15/08 at 2:26 pm


to be honest with you Jeff..sometimes a hug is better than a kiss. There's nothing like a big strong hug when you are having a bad day..or even not. :)

Of course! :) I whole heartedly agree.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/20/08 at 8:56 am

If the family comes round tonight, there may be another chance!

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 04/20/08 at 1:48 pm


If the family comes round tonight, there may be another chance!

for you?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/20/08 at 1:49 pm


for you?
Just a peck on the cheek as a greeting, it seems they are not coming now.

May be next week.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: karen on 04/21/08 at 10:56 pm

I just did!

Tucked my daughter back in bed and gave her (another!) good night kiss

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/21/08 at 11:17 pm

once I went out with 4 girls in one night, and I don't think I got a single kiss.  I guess I was too busy rushing to get to the next date

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: gibbo on 04/22/08 at 12:57 am


once I went out with 4 girls in one night, and I don't think I got a single kiss.  I guess I was too busy rushing to get to the next date


Mike...4 girls...THAT'S not called a date!!!  :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/22/08 at 1:56 am


Mike...4 girls...THAT'S not called a date!!!  :o
it was all good clean fun, but I must say it was a good year for me. 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/08 at 4:27 am


once I went out with 4 girls in one night, and I don't think I got a single kiss.  I guess I was too busy rushing to get to the next date
What went wrong?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/23/08 at 2:42 am


What went wrong?
I just wanted to eat ice cream with them.  It was 1980, in Hawaii, on tour with a singing group from church, about 55 of us. My friends wife, who wasn't his wife at the time was hitting on me, so I agreed to go out with her for some ice cream, but these 2 other girls wanted to go get some ice cream too, and they were so cute & sweet, so I took them out together, Gail & Diane. when we were done another chick, (one of the hottest blondes on the planet) went and got me ice cream and we ate it together in the room, this was getting to be funny, and then finally later me and the other girl went out for some too and there was no kissing as I was trying to be a good guy on tour. when we came home 2 weeks later, me and blondie hooked up for a summer romance ;)    Lady Di was on this Hawaii tour also, and we were friends, and when me and blondie ended, Diane moved in for the kill and here we are 24 years later still together. maybe tomorrow I'll take her out for some ice cream after lunch  8)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/08 at 4:17 am


I just wanted to eat ice cream with them.  It was 1980, in Hawaii, on tour with a singing group from church, about 55 of us. My friends wife, who wasn't his wife at the time was hitting on me, so I agreed to go out with her for some ice cream, but these 2 other girls wanted to go get some ice cream too, and they were so cute & sweet, so I took them out together, Gail & Diane. when we were done another chick, (one of the hottest blondes on the planet) went and got me ice cream and we ate it together in the room, this was getting to be funny, and then finally later me and the other girl went out for some too and there was no kissing as I was trying to be a good guy on tour. when we came home 2 weeks later, me and blondie hooked up for a summer romance ;)    Lady Di was on this Hawaii tour also, and we were friends, and when me and blondie ended, Diane moved in for the kill and here we are 24 years later still together. maybe tomorrow I'll take her out for some ice cream after lunch  8)
The ice ceam sounds nice.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/16/08 at 4:46 am


I just wanted to eat ice cream with them.  It was 1980, in Hawaii, on tour with a singing group from church, about 55 of us. My friends wife, who wasn't his wife at the time was hitting on me, so I agreed to go out with her for some ice cream, but these 2 other girls wanted to go get some ice cream too, and they were so cute & sweet, so I took them out together, Gail & Diane. when we were done another chick, (one of the hottest blondes on the planet) went and got me ice cream and we ate it together in the room, this was getting to be funny, and then finally later me and the other girl went out for some too and there was no kissing as I was trying to be a good guy on tour. when we came home 2 weeks later, me and blondie hooked up for a summer romance ;)    Lady Di was on this Hawaii tour also, and we were friends, and when me and blondie ended, Diane moved in for the kill and here we are 24 years later still together. maybe tomorrow I'll take her out for some ice cream after lunch  8)
As long as the ice cream was wiped first.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: gibbo on 05/16/08 at 5:21 pm


I just wanted to eat ice cream with them.  It was 1980, in Hawaii, on tour with a singing group from church, about 55 of us. My friends wife, who wasn't his wife at the time was hitting on me, so I agreed to go out with her for some ice cream, but these 2 other girls wanted to go get some ice cream too, and they were so cute & sweet, so I took them out together, Gail & Diane. when we were done another chick, (one of the hottest blondes on the planet) went and got me ice cream and we ate it together in the room, this was getting to be funny, and then finally later me and the other girl went out for some too and there was no kissing as I was trying to be a good guy on tour. when we came home 2 weeks later, me and blondie hooked up for a summer romance ;)    Lady Di was on this Hawaii tour also, and we were friends, and when me and blondie ended, Diane moved in for the kill and here we are 24 years later still together. maybe tomorrow I'll take her out for some ice cream after lunch  8)


That's a cool story.. ;) :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/16/08 at 5:40 pm


That's a cool story.. ;) :)
thanks Pete, it was fun and I got my fill of ice cream that night. we were in Hawaii for 2 weeks, and had a wonderful time.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: gibbo on 05/16/08 at 5:40 pm


thanks Pete, it was fun and I got my fill of ice cream that night. we were in Hawaii for 2 weeks, and had a wonderful time.


It was ALL good....AND you get to reminisce.... ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/16/08 at 5:41 pm


It was ALL good....AND you get to reminisce.... ;)
yeah, and we have some pics that I'll post if i ever get them scanned

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 05/31/08 at 1:58 pm


That's a cool story.. ;) :)

I just happened to read it... I echo Peter's feedback

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/17/08 at 3:32 pm

A lady old enough to be my own mother kissed me the other day.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/17/08 at 3:47 pm


A lady old enough to be my own mother kissed me the other day.


How very nice of the Queen to be so loving towards her fellow countrymen!  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: greenjello74 on 06/17/08 at 10:55 pm

When I was 12 my friend and I practiced kissing with our lips shut... Does that count? ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/17/08 at 10:55 pm


When I was 12 my friend and I practiced kissing with our lips shut... Does that count? ???



sure does. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: greenjello74 on 06/17/08 at 10:57 pm



sure does. ;)


Okay  it was kinda fun anyway  :D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/18/08 at 3:00 am


How very nice of the Queen to be so loving towards her fellow countrymen!   ;)
The two of them are of the same age.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/18/08 at 3:01 am


The two of them are of the same age.


I thought maybe they might be.  :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 06/23/08 at 3:06 pm

I don't do much kissing.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/23/08 at 4:31 pm

I don't do much ass kissing. ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/20/08 at 4:10 am

I shook hands with a lady yesterday.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 07/21/08 at 2:29 pm


I shook hands with a lady yesterday.

What does that have to do with anything? ???

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: gibbo on 07/21/08 at 4:30 pm

I kissed one once and then married her...........not game to kiss another one,   :o

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/26/08 at 10:56 pm


What does that have to do with anything? ???


They are both indicative of being romantically interested with another woman. I'm pretty sure he was being humorous by implying the same thing with a much lesser action (being romantically attracted to another by holding hands rather than kissing.)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/26/08 at 11:50 pm

Have you ever kissed a girl with bad breath?  8-P 

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: gibbo on 07/27/08 at 3:14 am


Have you ever kissed a girl with bad breath?  8-P 


Now ...are you asking if the girl had bad breath or whether the girl was kissed by someone with bad breath?  Very important distinction.... ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobby on 07/27/08 at 10:45 am


Now ...are you asking if the girl had bad breath or whether the girl was kissed by someone with bad breath?  Very important distinction.... ;)


Heh heh . . . There's always a pedantic one, isn't there?  ;) ;D

It was six months ago that I kissed someone and I have been pretty fortunate not to kiss anyone who has bad breath though I have only kissed one woman with any feelings attached to them (which makes a whole heap of difference).

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/27/08 at 12:12 pm


Now ...are you asking if the girl had bad breath or whether the girl was kissed by someone with bad breath?  Very important distinction.... ;)
oh yeah, I see that I wasn't specific.  kissing a girl that has offensively bad breath.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 07/27/08 at 1:08 pm


They are both indicative of being romantically interested with another woman. I'm pretty sure he was being humorous by implying the same thing with a much lesser action (being romantically attracted to another by holding hands rather than kissing.)

Once again, thank you for the clarification. It makes sense to me now. :)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/05/08 at 2:13 am

Sometimes I visit my girlfriend right after she's woken up.

She has pretty bad morning breath; but as long as you cover her mouth so the smell doesn't reach your nose, it's enjoyable.

Also, it's always nice to kiss the one you love, despite how their breath smells.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: nally on 08/05/08 at 9:29 am


Sometimes I visit my girlfriend right after she's woken up.

She has pretty bad morning breath; but as long as you cover her mouth so the smell doesn't reach your nose, it's enjoyable.

Also, it's always nice to kiss the one you love, despite how their breath smells.

and as long as you don't let it bother you, you can try to enjoy it.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/05/08 at 10:49 am


Sometimes I visit my girlfriend right after she's woken up.

She has pretty bad morning breath; but as long as you cover her mouth so the smell doesn't reach your nose, it's enjoyable.

Also, it's always nice to kiss the one you love, despite how their breath smells.



you are a good sport, Doms. ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/05/08 at 2:49 pm



you are a good sport, Doms. ;D


:P I try.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/02/08 at 9:07 am

I kissed my sister-in-law yesterday.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Bobo on 10/02/08 at 10:00 am

Since nobody has cracked this gag yet:

I kissed a girl. And i liked it.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/03/08 at 1:49 pm


Since nobody has cracked this gag yet:

I kissed a girl. And i liked it.
Did she like it?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/17/08 at 2:38 am

Over the weekend I kissed goodbye to my in-laws who were going back home.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/02/09 at 8:33 am

I kissed a girl last night.

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/02/09 at 11:35 pm


I kissed a girl last night.


and did you like it? ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Frank on 03/03/09 at 12:58 am

I kiss my wife so many times everyday

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/03/09 at 3:13 am


and did you like it? ;D
No comment

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Frank on 03/05/09 at 12:39 am

What's a girl?
What's a kiss?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/05/09 at 12:53 am


What's a girl?
What's a kiss?
I think this is the answer to your 2nd question  ;D  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020lPdq9J7N8AHtmjzbkF/SIG=12sp47j2c/EXP=1236322255/**http%3A//www.westminster.edu/news/comm_site/news/2002-2003/HersheyKiss.jpg  you can get em at the store

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Frank on 03/05/09 at 1:00 am

The kissing store...
Would be cool...can I get a combo with that?

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/05/09 at 8:54 am


The kissing store...
Would be cool...can I get a combo with that?



wanna Supersize that?  ;D

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Frank on 03/06/09 at 11:02 pm


wanna Supersize that?  ;D


Where can I get gift certificates??

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Howard on 03/07/09 at 5:29 am


Where can I get gift certificates??


at Pathmark?  ;)

Subject: Re: have you ever kissed a girl??

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/09 at 3:02 am

Several the other day at a restaurant, all members of the family.

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