there was also a Nanny Smurf.

the "Where are they now" of Smurf Village.
http://www.peesack.com/cartoons/smurfette/Smurfette.html
          *may be slightly risque*


;D ;D ;D

So,that's Nanny Smurf? ;D


Howard

plus she's flat chested



or maybe not. ;D



Howard

So,that's Nanny Smurf? ;D


Howard
and popa smurf is sporting a big blue banana   ;D

and popa smurf is sporting a big blue banana   ;D


::)

and popa smurf is sporting a big blue banana   ;D


a big blue banana? you must be joking me. ;D ;D



Howard

what about a blue vagina? ;D



Howard

Or the Bacon Torpedo?

Or the Bacon Torpedo?



what's a bacon torpedo? ;D



Howard

what about a blue vagina? ;D



Howard
better not use cialis blue + yellow = green... so the green smurf would be the guilty smurf  ;D

what's a bacon torpedo? ;D



Howard
it goes well with a tuna taco  ;)

better not use cialis blue + yellow = green... so the green smurf would be the guilty smurf  ;D


why? ;D



Howard

it goes well with a tuna taco  ;)



and a banana split for dessert. ;D


Howard

what's a bacon torpedo? ;D


Similar to the Hot Beef Injection..

Similar to the Hot Beef Injection..


or turkey jerky ;D


Howard

or turkey jerky ;D


Teehee!
;D

The Pnumatic Drill of Love  ::) O.K we're getting a bit silly now

The Love Shack



Howard

Why are there so many stories about the dog biting the mailman?

I mean, why not the meter reader, crossing guard or UPS guy?  Why always the mailman?

Why are there so many stories about the dog biting the mailman?

I mean, why not the meter reader, crossing guard or UPS guy?  Why always the mailman?


Maybe the story started way back in the day before the meter reader etc........and now we just stick with it. :-\\

you know that fluff you find in your belly button, are there any practical uses for it?

you know that fluff you find in your belly button, are there any practical uses for it?


Yeah, you're supposed to pick it out and gross people out with it.

you know that fluff you find in your belly button, are there any practical uses for it?


Goes well with Peanut Butter.. different textures compliment each other

Goes well with Peanut Butter.. different textures compliment each other


Ga-ross ;D ;D

Goes well with Peanut Butter.. different textures compliment each other


So you get blue bits in your peanut butter then?  ;D

Of course, don't you?

Of course, don't you?


For a dare I once chewed on my belly-button fluff. My girlfriend nearly died laughing because she never thought I'd do it. Never dare a Bobwin.  ;D

For a dare I once chewed on my belly-button fluff. My girlfriend nearly died laughing because she never thought I'd do it. Never dare a Bobwin.  ;D


She dosen't set very high standards for you.

My thought is, if it came out of my body, it can't be that bad.

For a dare I once chewed on my belly-button fluff. My girlfriend nearly died laughing because she never thought I'd do it. Never dare a Bobwin.  ;D


What'd taste like! ?

One night I was watching a show called "Enough Rope" and Andrew Denton (the host) asked if any of the studio audience had brought anything interesting with them and this bloke produces a jar filled with his belly button fluff  :D

A TV Show here Called Tarrant on TV, had a short and it had this scab that was about 6x8 inches, and this bloke ate it  ;D

A TV Show here Called Tarrant on TV, had a short and it had this scab that was about 6x8 inches, and this bloke ate it  ;D


YUK!!  ;D 

Have you ever seen Stevie Starr (I think he's a Scot) who swallows things such as broken glass, sugar, salt, light bulbs and then regurgitates them? 

YUK!!  ;D 

Have you ever seen Stevie Starr (I think he's a Scot) who swallows things such as broken glass, sugar, salt, light bulbs and then regurgitates them? 


Can't say i have...

Bet i could get a good scar, i was winding the dog up and he just bit me. The little sod.

Bet i could get a good scar, i was winding the dog up and he just bit me. The little sod.


Like I say to my boys - you were winding the dog up - what did you expect? 

You may even get a good scab ;D

Like I say to my boys - you were winding the dog up - what did you expect? 

You may even get a good scab ;D


Don't think it'll be a 6x8'er

Well i always wind him up.. it's a game, I run after him n grab him n he barks and runs away and then runs back at me wagging his tail.. this time i let him out back, he ran down to the bottom, barked at me, i ran down, grabbed him, he turned around and bit me. Must be in a bad mood

What'd taste like! ?

Not much to be honest. I didn't swallow it though.

One night I was watching a show called "Enough Rope" and Andrew Denton (the host) asked if any of the studio audience had brought anything interesting with them and this bloke produces a jar filled with his belly button fluff  :D


Ha ha! I think I saw that.  ;D

Tarrant on TV makes me laugh.

Don't think it'll be a 6x8'er

Well i always wind him up.. it's a game, I run after him n grab him n he barks and runs away and then runs back at me wagging his tail.. this time i let him out back, he ran down to the bottom, barked at me, i ran down, grabbed him, he turned around and bit me. Must be in a bad mood


You boys - ya just can't leave the poor dog alone!  My kids do the same to our dog.  Who's the dog going to bite when you go to the States? 

You boys - ya just can't leave the poor dog alone!  My kids do the same to our dog.  Who's the dog going to bite when you go to the States? 


Well, they only exist for our entertainment. He has apologised now, he came up and looked mounrfull.
He will continue to kill Guniea Pigs and other small animal childrens pets

A TV Show here Called Tarrant on TV, had a short and it had this scab that was about 6x8 inches, and this bloke ate it  ;D


That is just savage.  :P

That is just savage.  :P


Tis class.. it's just dried blood, skin and bits bob, it can't be of any harm

Tis class.. it's just dried blood, skin and bits bob, it can't be of any harm


Did this bloke eat his own scab or did he eat someone elses?

I'm not sure exactly, it was in Spanish, and unfortunatley my Spanish skills don't extend quite that far

Well, they only exist for our entertainment. He has apologised now, he came up and looked mounrfull.


Our dog does that too.  She looks at you with her sad spaniel eyes that say "I'm sorry".


He will continue to kill Guniea Pigs and other small animal childrens pets


Our neighbour's dogs (2 long haired daschunds) killed our three guinea pigs a few years back.  It was really awful .... but when you looked at Amy and Dudley (the 2 dogs) all I could think was that they were doing what came naturally.  We still don't know how they managed to escape from their yard and get into ours but from the day those guinea pigs arrived on the premises those dogs went ballistic.  They were always looking into our yard longingly.  We've never done the guinea pig thing again!  :-\\

I'm not sure exactly, it was in Spanish, and unfortunatley my Spanish skills don't extend quite that far


It's still scabby (oddly enough, an expression I use frequently to describe something that is disgusting  ;D).

I only play with my belly fluff.How'd it get there in the first place? ;D


Howard

I only play with my belly fluff.How'd it get there in the first place? ;D


The fluff fairy puts it in when you are asleep.  ;)

you know that fluff you find in your belly button, are there any practical uses for it?


for flinging. ;D


Howard

The fluff fairy puts it in when you are asleep.  ;)


Does she unbutton my pajama top and put it there? ;D

Howard

Our dog does that too.  She looks at you with her sad spaniel eyes that say "I'm sorry".

Our neighbour's dogs (2 long haired daschunds) killed our three guinea pigs a few years back.  It was really awful .... but when you looked at Amy and Dudley (the 2 dogs) all I could think was that they were doing what came naturally.  We still don't know how they managed to escape from their yard and get into ours but from the day those guinea pigs arrived on the premises those dogs went ballistic.  They were always looking into our yard longingly.  We've never done the guinea pig thing again!  :-\\


Yeah it comes Naturally.. do they hate Yorkshire Terriers as well, mine was so close to killing one, he had it's head in his mouth, i had to run and boot him right in his side for him to let go.

We just wrestled on the bed and now he is asleep on the pillow  ;D

for flinging. ;D


LMAO!!!! I wonder if my girlfriend would enjoy a bit of fluff-flinging.  ;D

Does she unbutton my pajama top and put it there? ;D


Yep. She moves your teddy out of the way, takes your thumb out your mouth and then opens up your pink elephant pyjamas and places it there while you are in the land of Nod.  ;)  ;D

LMAO!!!! I wonder if my girlfriend would enjoy a bit of fluff-flinging.  ;D


Bobs Girlfriend thinks: I wonder if Bob would enjoy me flinging plates at his head

It's still scabby (oddly enough, an expression I use frequently to describe something that is disgusting  ;D).


I use it frequently too ... but the way I use it is to describe something that is insufficient.  Say for instance you go to a restaurant and the size of the servings are very small .... I would say that it was scabby.  

And of, course, there is scab that means disloyalty to workmates .... strikebreakers are referred to as "scabs" - that isn't just an Aussie term or is it ???

Bobs Girlfriend thinks: I wonder if Bob would enjoy me flinging plates at his head


I've not had that yet. lol. I'm sure the time will come . . .  ::)  ;D

I use it frequently too ... but the way I use it is to describe something that is insufficient.  Say for instance you go to a restaurant and the size of the servings are very small .... I would say that it was scabby. 

And of, course, there is scab that means disloyalty to workmates .... strikebreakers are referred to as "scabs" - that isn't just an Aussie term or is it ???


Nah we use it here and it's used in the states

I use it frequently too ... but the way I use it is to describe something that is insufficient.  Say for instance you go to a restaurant and the size of the servings are very small .... I would say that it was scabby.

Ah yes. I use it in that context too, Jaytee.  ;D

And of, course, there is scab that means disloyalty to workmates .... strikebreakers are referred to as "scabs" - that isn't just an Aussie term or is it ???

I don't use that term myself but I'm sure it has been used here at one time or another.  :)

LMAO!!!! I wonder if my girlfriend would enjoy a bit of fluff-flinging.  ;D


I wonder if Robin would like to fling fluff for fun? ;D

Howard

I wonder if Robin would like to fling fluff for fun? ;D

Howard


So you want Robn to be a fluffer ?  ???

;D ;D

LB

I wonder if Robin would like to fling fluff for fun? ;D


It'll be a laugh. It's also a good way of looking at her body too.  ;D

So you want Robn to be a fluffer ?  ???

;D ;D

LB


;D ;D ;D

I only play with my belly fluff.How'd it get there in the first place? ;D


Howard

How often should one harvest their belly button fluff? ???

How often should one harvest their belly button fluff? ???


Let it mature for at least a few days. Hmmm . . . Vintage 2005.  ;D

I don't think i wear clothes often enough to get good belly button fluff going.

I get a good sweat going on in there..

I don't think i wear clothes often enough to get good belly button fluff going.

I get a good sweat going on in there..


Eugh!  :P

Eugh!  :P


;)

You know you love it

why don't girls get belly button lint and boys do?? LOL


Erin :)

;)

You know you love it


Lol.  ;D

I can only reiterate what I previously said. 'Eugh!'  ;D

why don't girls get belly button lint and boys do?? LOL


You don't get that? Wow! Quite a discovery. Maybe it's a hormone thing.  ;D

why don't girls get belly button lint and boys do?? LOL


Erin :)


I run my finger through mine in the shower. (my belly button, guys)  Maybe guys don't do that. :-\\

You don't get that? Wow! Quite a discovery. Maybe it's a hormone thing.  ;D

Maybe it's a cleanliness thing!  ;D 

I run my finger through mine in the shower. (my belly button, guys)  Maybe guys don't do that. :-\\


Could be. Though I am clean and have just checked my belly button, guess what?

LOL! honestly..I don't get that! But yes...I do clean mine out when I take a bath/shower....and I spray pineapple body spray there so that it smells yummy!!! Most belly buttons smell gross!!! LOL!


Erin :)

Maybe it's a cleanliness thing!  ;D 


Ha ha! If only I could imagine the amount of muck we could hide in there if we were neanderthals. Maybe a three course meal! ;D

Ha ha! If only I could imagine the amount of muck we could hide in there if we were neanderthals. Maybe a three course meal! ;D

I can still remember sitting on my dads lap when I was little and seeing the belly button lint and wondering, what the heck  :-\\  :D

I can still remember sitting on my dads lap when I was little and seeing the belly button lint and wondering, what the heck  :-\\   :D




hahahaha....same here!!!


Erin :)

hahahaha....same here!!!


Erin :)


;D

LOL! honestly..I don't get that! But yes...I do clean mine out when I take a bath/shower....and I spray pineapple body spray there so that it smells yummy!!! Most belly buttons smell gross!!! LOL!


Thanks for the cleaning tips. I must spray around there too.  ;D

hey no prob!! ya...spray some nice cologne there....and then it will smell swell!!! LOL!

Erin :)

I can still remember sitting on my dads lap when I was little and seeing the belly button lint and wondering, what the heck  :-\\   :D


Really? He must have been topless or something but yes, belly button lint can be quite a scary thing for a female to endure I'm sure.  

At least it's blue. Better than a manky looking colour.  ;D

hey no prob!! ya...spray some nice cologne there....and then it will smell swell!!! LOL!


Lovely. Not that I would expect anyone to sniff around that area, lol.  ;D

Could be. Though I am clean and have just checked my belly button, guess what?


What?

well it will smell lovely anyway....regardless of the action ;)


Erin :)

What?

I got some lint in my belly button - I can't believe it!  ::)

well it will smell lovely anyway....regardless of the action ;)


Very cool.  8)

hahahaaa....I wonder if anyone has a belly button lint collection?

Erin :)

hahahaaa....I wonder if anyone has a belly button lint collection?


Lol. It was only a titchy bit.  ;)

Mine has a good stink going at the moment..

Actually.. i do as a whole, just finished a great guitar Fret Wanking freak out.

My dad was in there playing his Bass, so i wanderd in, plugged mine in and started playing along, then i got a bit carried away.. eyes closed, head banging  ;D He was looking at me like i was nuts

Mine has a good stink going at the moment..

Very nice, lol.  ::)

Actually.. i do as a whole, just finished a great guitar Fret Wanking freak out.

Sorry mate, I had to read that twice.  :o  ;D

My dad was in there playing his Bass, so i wanderd in, plugged mine in and started playing along, then i got a bit carried away.. eyes closed, head banging  ;D He was looking at me like i was nuts

That sounds mega - no hang on, I've got to have cred here, uber cool.  8)

Very nice, lol.  ::)

Sorry mate, I had to read that twice.  :o  ;D

That sounds mega - no hang on, I've got to have cred here, uber cool.  8)



Uber Righteous would also have been accepted.

You know the practise of Fret Wanking Bob?

Why did you have to read it twice, i'm 100% sure it wasn't misleading  ::)

Uber Righteous would also have been accepted.

Uber righteous!  8)

You know the practise of Fret Wanking Bob?

Why did you have to read it twice, i'm 100% sure it wasn't misleading  ::)


I didn't know the practice of fret wanking. This was why I had to re-read your post.

Tell me what this is.

I got some lint in my belly button - I can't believe it!  ::)


;D ;D ;D  Let me check..............Nope, nothing. :)

LOL!!!!!


Erin :)

;D ;D ;D  Let me check..............Nope, nothing. :)


What . . . a . . . surprise. It's hormones I tell ya.  ;D

Uber righteous!  8)

I didn't know the practice of fret wanking. This was why I had to re-read your post.

Tell me what this is.


OK, when you hear like a guitar solo that is just up and down... that is fret wankinng, when you get silly.

It isn't actually hard to do, as long as you play similar notes and go gradually up or down the board you can put on an impressive bit of Wankography without really having to do much.

Reading music and playing to it is like 100 times harder.

That's why people who can replicate solo's from like great songs are so talented.

hahahaaa....I wonder if anyone has a belly button lint collection?

Erin :)


You have to go back to reply #124 from jaytee. ;D

OK, when you hear like a guitar solo that is just up and down... that is fret wankinng, when you get silly.

It isn't actually hard to do, as long as you play similar notes and go gradually up or down the board you can put on an impressive bit of Wankography without really having to do much.

Reading music and playing to it is like 100 times harder.

That's why people who can replicate solo's from like great songs are so talented.


That sounds very impressive, Andy. I understand why it is called that now.  ;)

Anybody with any kind of guitar experience gets a thumbs up IMO. It must be very difficult to do.

Not really..I find a lot hard because i have 'The Claw' and big fingers.. that's why i will never be a very good guitarist. If i actually play to any sort of song, after 30 seconds i am so far behind it's funny.

I can just knock out my own stuff just random chords that sound alright, but of course i would never be able to replicate it, that's what's difficult.

I'm not actually a bad Bass Player, because Bass tends to be much slower, however amazing bass players are 15 to the dozens, not bad Bass Players are infinite  ;D

You have to go back to reply #124 from jaytee. ;D



OMG>..too funny!!! ;D

Erin :)

Not really..I find a lot hard because i have 'The Claw' and big fingers.. that's why i will never be a very good guitarist. If i actually play to any sort of song, after 30 seconds i am so far behind it's funny.

I can just knock out my own stuff just random chords that sound alright, but of course i would never be able to replicate it, that's what's difficult.

I'm not actually a bad Bass Player, because Bass tends to be much slower, however amazing bass players are 15 to the dozens, not bad Bass Players are infinite  ;D


I see. It's still cool. I would love to play keyboard. I think with some regular practice, I might not be too bad. I can't play anything specific though.  :)

Just do your own stuff, that's what music is all about.

Just do your own stuff, that's what music is all about.


Yes, I would love to do that.  :)

Could be. Though I am clean and have just checked my belly button, guess what?

try putting a seed in there and growing yourself a flower or some missiletoe maybe  ;D

try putting a seed in there and growing yourself a flower or some missiletoe maybe  ;D


Ho ho! A clever idea ploy indeed.  ;)  ;D

try putting a seed in there and growing yourself a flower or some missiletoe maybe  ;D


Yes, good idea.  You may just want to go get a missiletoe beltbuckle, faster results. ;) ;D

Push up the ante.. wear it the other way around

Push up the ante.. wear it the other way around


;D ;D Another great idea!

Yes, good idea.  You may just want to go get a missiletoe beltbuckle, faster results. ;) ;D


Yes, it may take a while otherwise. Besides the lint will get in the way.  ;D

Yes, it may take a while otherwise. Besides the lint will get in the way.  ;D


;D This is true. ;D

;D This is true. ;D


I don't think women would like to kiss under blue miseltoe.  ;)  ;D

I don't think women would like to kiss under blue miseltoe.  ;)  ;D


Just tell them it's moss. ;)

Just tell them it's moss. ;)


What an excellent idea.  ;D

;) :D

Just tell them it's moss. ;)
Kate Moss?   ;D

Kate Moss?   ;D


;D ;D ;D

I've never thought Kate Moss looked so great

I've never thought Kate Moss looked so great


You can't see her if she turns sideways

Kate Moss?   ;D


Underneath the miseltoe?

You can't see her if she turns sideways


Lol. I've heard she has a second job as a chimney brush.  ;D

Chim-chiminy . . .

Lol. I've heard she has a second job as a chimney brush.  ;D

Chim-chiminy . . .
My uncle in Haverhill is a chimney sweep...maybe I should jiminy the chimney sweep, but ya can call me Mr Sweep  ;D

My uncle in Haverhill is a chimney sweep...maybe I should jiminy the chimney sweep, but ya can call me Mr Sweep  ;D


Ha ha!  ;D

I thought being a chimney sweep was a dead occupation.

Ha ha!  ;D

I thought being a chimney sweep was a dead occupation.
there isn't much competition he has so many funny stories about his job and it's funny how many times he's asked to take part in English weddings, it seems that having a sweep at the wedding brings good luck ;D

there isn't much competition he has so many funny stories about his job and it's funny how many times he's asked to take part in English weddings, it seems that having a sweep at the wedding brings good luck ;D


Oh yeah. I've heard that. Sounds like a good laugh.

there isn't much competition he has so many funny stories about his job and it's funny how many times he's asked to take part in English weddings, it seems that having a sweep at the wedding brings good luck ;D


Can i borrow him.. I'm sure it would be easier than getting one all the way from England.

The one story he tells that always brings tears to your eyes is the time he was hired to clean the chimneys of a posh country house, the house was unfurnished so there was nothing in the house. He had been working over an hour and nature was calling so he sits down on the toilet and is doing his business and at this time the owners of the house pull up in the driveway and the parkway is right where the bathroom is located so he's sitting on the toilet and staring at four people in a car  ;D

Can i borrow him.. I'm sure it would be easier than getting one all the way from England.
He's in England now but in April he will be here for a month to get some sun, read books and smoke fags   ;D

So you want Robn to be a fluffer ?  ???

;D ;D

LB


She can fluff something else of mine. ;)


Howard

It'll be a laugh. It's also a good way of looking at her body too.  ;D


That'll happen most likely in the summer ;)


Howard

She can fluff something else of mine. ;)


Lol.  ::)  ;D

That'll happen most likely in the summer ;)


Woo hoo. Summertime love, Howard.  ;)

I hope she'll let me fluff hers.


Howard

Woo hoo. Summertime love, Howard.  ;)



We both never got a chance to see each other's body so the summer is the only time.



Howard

I hope she'll let me fluff hers.


What are you like, Howard?  ;D

We both never got a chance to see each other's body so the summer is the only time.


So, why the summertime then, Howard?

What are you like, Howard?  ;D



I won't say ;D


Howard

So, why the summertime then, Howard?


cause it's the hottest month where you can get undressed and feel lazy. ;)


Howard

there goes Howard...perving again!! 8)


Erin :)

cause it's the hottest month where you can get undressed and feel lazy. ;)


I didn't think you needed an excuse, Howard.  ;D

there goes Howard...perving again!! 8)


Erin :)



That's me,sex on the brain. ;D


Howard

I didn't think you needed an excuse, Howard.  ;D



Why Not? ;D


Howard

Why Not? ;D


Does there have to be one?  ;D

Does there have to be one?  ;D



Well yes as far as I'm concerned. ;D



Howard

Well yes as far as I'm concerned. ;D


There has to be an excuse for 'sex on the brain' Howard to get his fill?  ;)  ;D

There has to be an excuse for 'sex on the brain' Howard to get his fill?  ;)  ;D


To get my fill I need plenty of magazines,movies & sex items ;D ;)


Howard

To get my fill I need plenty of magazines,movies & sex items ;D ;)


Howard
don't forget the hand lotion  ;)

To get my fill I need plenty of magazines,movies & sex items ;D ;)


Sex items? Sorry Howard but lol. I never thought it was that involved.  ;)  ;D

i ate my ice cream to fast......Brain Freeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't forget the hand lotion  ;)



Johnson and Johnson ;D


Howard

i ate my ice cream to fast......Brain Freeze!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



good for you



Howard

Sex items? Sorry Howard but lol. I never thought it was that involved.  ;)  ;D



I was just kidding about that. ;D



Howard

I was just kidding about that. ;D


I reckon you've got a toolbox under that bed, Howard.  ;) ;D

"Screwdriver . . . Hammer . . ."  ;D

I reckon you've got a toolbox under that bed, Howard.   ;) ;D

"Screwdriver . . . Hammer . . ."  ;D



not really. ;D


Howard

not really. ;D


No? You surprise me, Howard.  ;)

No? You surprise me, Howard.  ;)



I think my Mother saved a dildo somewhere. ;D



Howard

I think my Mother saved a dildo somewhere. ;D


OMG!!!!  :o  ;D

This thread is 'going anywhere'.  ;D

OMG!!!!  :o  ;D

This thread is 'going anywhere'.  ;D


The go nowhere thread ;D


Howard

OMG!!!!  :o  ;D

This thread is 'going anywhere'.  ;D


Straight into the gutter  ::) ;)

Straight into the gutter  ::) ;)



That's me. ;)



Howard

Straight into the gutter  ::) ;)


So it seems . . . Oh dear, what are we gonna do with him?  ;D

That's me. ;)


Lol! At least you're proud of the fact, Howard.  ;D

I think my Mother saved a dildo somewhere. ;D



Howard
do you call it daddy?   ;D ;D ;D

So it seems . . . Oh dear, what are we gonna do with him?  ;D



throw me in a room with a bunch of playboy playmates? ;D



Howard

do you call it daddy?   ;D ;D ;D



no.I don't call it anything.



Howard

do you call it daddy?   ;D ;D ;D


Lol!!!  ;D

Lol!!!  ;D
I think i'll write that one down  ;D

Lol!!!  ;D



I call it mommy ;D


Howard

throw me in a room with a bunch of playboy playmates? ;D


That just might get it out of your system.  ;)

I think i'll write that one down  ;D


Definitely.  ;D

I call it mommy ;D


That is certainly one special relationship you have there, Howard.  ;D

I call it mommy ;D


Howard
mommy, I'm going to the shop, do you need anything?
two D cell batteries, thanks honey  ;D

That just might get it out of your system.  ;)


Oh yes.It sure will ;D



Howard

That is certainly one special relationship you have there, Howard.  ;D



I love my mommy ;)



Howard

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.... guess who?  ::)

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.... guess who?  ::)


Howard's 'mommy'?  ;D

i am a man not a woman. >:(

Howard's 'mommy'?  ;D
:-X he will kill me  ;D

i am a man not a woman. >:(
are you Howard? ???

I have to have a talk with mommy


Howard

i was batman and robocop but i am robocop3 naw :\'(

so you're a sequel? ;D


Howard

that i am? ;)

that i am? ;)


when were you just plain Robocop?



Howard

It is great to see you back on the boards, Robocop.  :)

yes ones but i am robocop3 naw.
and i am not catwman.

if robocop was a chicken would we call him robocock? ???

cheers Bobby.
;D

catman? ;D


Howard

if robocop was a chicken would we call him robocock? ???


If you were a cricket, would we call you, Jiminy? Oh hang on, we do that anyway.  ;D

if robocop was a chicken would we call him robocock? ???


maybe. ;D



Howard

hello to you all.

the farmer's wife said to the farmer, "Your cock gets me up early every morning"!   :D

the farmer's wife said to the farmer, "Your cock gets me up early every morning"!   :D


talk about "rise and shine" ;D



Howard

talk about "rise and shine" ;D


;D

What did one rooster say to the other rooster? ;D



Howard

What did one rooster say to the other rooster? ;D


Dunno.

Dunno.



I don't know either.maybe jim has the answer.



Howard

I don't know either.maybe jim has the answer.


Lol. Wally.  ;D

Anyone want to do a bit of Kari-jokey with me? Okay here goes, anyone with the answer shout it out.

What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

Lol. Wally.  ;D

Anyone want to do a bit of Kari-jokey with me? Okay here goes, anyone with the answer shout it out.

What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?



I have no idea. ;D



Howard

talk about "rise and shine" ;D



Howard
it might rise but she has to shine it   ;D

What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?


The rooster goes 'cock-a-doodle doo', the prostitute goes 'any cock 'll do'.  :)

The rooster goes 'cock-a-doodle doo', the prostitute goes 'any cock 'll do'.  :)
good one bobby  ;D
a couple decided to call having sex, "doing the laundry" so the kids wouldn't know what they were up to.That night in bed the husband says to the wife, let's do the laundry, the wife says no, she has a headache, so the husband says, it's a small load, I'll do it by hand  ;D

If you were a cricket, would we call you, Jiminy? Oh hang on, we do that anyway.  ;D
Evil Jiminy...guess what my advice to Pinocchio is?  :D