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Subject: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 1:43 pm
If i'm not back in 5 minutes I'm doing more ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: pimpinsteelersfan on 03/24/05 at 1:45 pm
we did not need to know this.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 1:51 pm
a sailor and a marine were taking a leak, when they both finished the marine washed his hands but the sailor didn't.
he then says to the sailor, "in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after we take a leak"
the sailor answers, "In the Navy they teach us not to pisss on our hands"
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/05 at 1:52 pm
I did, or I'd have gotten worried.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: sputnikcorp on 03/24/05 at 1:55 pm
pee for me too. i'm too lazy right now to get up.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/24/05 at 1:57 pm
If i'm not back in 5 minutes I'm doing more ;D
This could be far to much information.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: pimpinsteelersfan on 03/24/05 at 1:57 pm
a sailor and a marine were taking a leak, when they both finished the marine washed his hands but the sailor didn't.
he then says to the sailor, "in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after we take a leak"
the sailor answers, "In the Navy they teach us not to pisss on our hands"
i have heard that one before and yet it is still funny ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/05 at 1:59 pm
i have heard that one before and yet it is still funny ;D
It's a classic.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 2:01 pm
This could be far to much information.
I was back in 3 so it was only pee ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/05 at 2:02 pm
;D
More whoring, ha!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 2:03 pm
I was back in 3 so it was only pee ;D
I bet you didn't know I was a poet ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/05 at 2:05 pm
;)
I'm such a whore..
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: joedeertae on 03/24/05 at 2:05 pm
What about the two sailors taking a leak off the boat and the first on says "Man, isn't that water cold today?" And the second one says "Yeah, and DEEP too!" ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 2:08 pm
If this thread isn't popular we will know there are a bunch of hypocrites here ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Snuff on 03/24/05 at 2:10 pm
That "something else" sounds like a good idea..
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/24/05 at 2:12 pm
If i'm not back in 5 minutes I'm doing more ;D
Sounds like a personal problem if you ask me.
Cat
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/24/05 at 2:45 pm
I hate it when have to go pee in a stall and you're staring at the guy's thing. :-[ ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 2:49 pm
I hate it when have to go pee in a stall and you're staring at the guy's thing. :-i feel good, sometimes you just have to be the bigger man  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/24/05 at 2:52 pm
i feel good, sometimes you just have to be the bigger man  ;D
Don't you feel jealous of the other guys penis? :o
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 2:54 pm
Don't you feel jealous of the other guys penis? :o
Howard
just go into a stall ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/24/05 at 2:56 pm
just go into a stall ;D
I didn't mean a stall,I meant when a guy checks you out at a urinal.
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 4:25 pm
I didn't mean a stall,I meant when a guy checks you out at a urinal.
Howard
I know what you meant but if you duck into a stall you can avoid this, just make sure George Micheal isn't in this stall  ;) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: NullandVoid on 03/24/05 at 4:33 pm
Speaking of pee, how long do urinal cakes usually last? Who invented them anybody know?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 03/24/05 at 4:35 pm
Speaking of pee, how long do urinal cakes usually last? Who invented them anybody know?
At school we usually destroyed a urinal cake by the end of the day..of course, this was 10 9 year old boys drinking as much water as possible to erode the urinal cake
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 4:42 pm
Speaking of pee, how long do urinal cakes usually last? Who invented them anybody know?
you mean they are not big mints? :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Paul on 03/24/05 at 4:55 pm
Speaking of pee, how long do urinal cakes usually last? Who invented them anybody know?
We used to chase ours down the trough...
(I was 32 at the time...!!)
(And that's probably too much info' as well...!!)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/24/05 at 4:57 pm
Speaking of pee, how long do urinal cakes usually last? Who invented them anybody know?
Bio engineer Dr. Richard Deutsch who invented and patented (6,640,350) the interactive, plastic deodorizing unit for Wizmark (Urinal Cake).
The prior art for the Wiznator patent dates all the way back to 1971 - the year most commonly associated with modern snow peeing recreation. The patent covers a wide range of new technology, including sensor transducers, LEDs, urinal cakes, perforations and separate discreet flasher components.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Paul on 03/24/05 at 5:08 pm
^
That's...**sniff**...beautiful...**sob**
I shall henceforth regard the humble urinal cake in a different light...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/24/05 at 5:09 pm
We used to chase ours down the trough...
(I was 32 at the time...!!)
(And that's probably too much info' as well...!!)
Happy days!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/24/05 at 5:10 pm
^
That's...**sniff**...beautiful...**sob**
I shall henceforth regard the humble urinal cake in a different light...
all this cake talk made me hungry, I just had some chocolate cake
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/24/05 at 5:10 pm
all this cake talk made me hungry, I just had some chocolate cake
No comment!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/24/05 at 5:15 pm
I know what you meant but if you duck into a stall you can avoid this, just make sure George Micheal isn't in this stall  ;) ;D
;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Davester on 03/24/05 at 6:32 pm
^
That's...**sniff**...beautiful...**sob**
I shall henceforth regard the humble urinal cake in a different light...
Yeah...
Just when you thought you knew everything there was to know about urinal cakes...
Go figger...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/24/05 at 11:03 pm
it would be cool to be a guy...you could just pee in the grass...against a tree...in a bottle....just about anywhere!!!
Erin :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 6:27 am
it would be cool to be a guy...you could just pee in the grass...against a tree...in a bottle....just about anywhere!!!
Erin :D
you could do it from a car
you could do it from a far
you could do it in a jar
you could do it at a bar
you could do it on one knee
you could do it in the sea
you could do it under a tree
brb...I gotta pee  :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 9:18 am
you could do it from a car
you could do it from a far
you could do it in a jar
you could do it at a bar
you could do it on one knee
you could do it in the sea
you could do it under a tree
brb...I gotta pee  :D
Is that from one of your Dr Suess books? ;) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 9:21 am
Is that from one of your Dr Suess books? ;) ;D
you noticed  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 9:26 am
you noticed  ;D
But of course. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: goodsin on 03/25/05 at 9:55 am
it would be cool to be a guy...you could just pee in the grass...against a tree...in a bottle....just about anywhere!!!
Erin :D
At the Glastonbury music festival in the UK last year they had urinals, designed for women to use standing up, called "She-pees". The mind boggles... :D
Reminds me of an old saying to do with stress incontinence- "Some urine, some you lose..." ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 10:03 am
But of course. ;D
another Dr Suess inspired poem :D
Vinyl Chair
On a hot summer day you sit down
on a vinyl chair, your bare leg makes
a noise that causes quite a scare.
Everyone then looks your way,
they are sure you have farted,
but what can you say?
It was not me, it was this chair,
for there is no odor in the air.  ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 12:54 pm
another Dr Suess inspired poem :D
Vinyl Chair
On a hot summer day you sit down
on a vinyl chair, your bare leg makes
a noise that causes quite a scare.
Everyone then looks your way,
they are sure you have farted,
but what can you say?
It was not me, it was this chair,
for there is no odor in the air.  ::)
I think I like the first one better. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/25/05 at 1:44 pm
At the Glastonbury music festival in the UK last year they had urinals, designed for women to use standing up, called "She-pees". The mind boggles... :D
Reminds me of an old saying to do with stress incontinence- "Some urine, some you lose..." ;D
that's awesome!!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 2:46 pm
At the Glastonbury music festival in the UK last year they had urinals, designed for women to use standing up, called "She-pees". The mind boggles... :D
Reminds me of an old saying to do with stress incontinence- "Some urine, some you lose..." ;D
stand strait and don't lean to the left or the right...you might get your socks wet ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 3:29 pm
I know what you meant but if you duck into a stall you can avoid this, just make sure George Micheal isn't in this stall  ;) ;D
God,I hope not ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 3:30 pm
it would be cool to be a guy...you could just pee in the grass...against a tree...in a bottle....just about anywhere!!!
Erin :D
a girl has to squat to pee ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 3:31 pm
Have any of you guys ever tried peeing on your girlfriends? :P
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/25/05 at 3:35 pm
Have any of you guys ever tried peeing on your girlfriends? :P
Howard
That is NASTY!!!! But, you know what they say, it is better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Cat
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 3:37 pm
That is NASTY!!!! But, you know what they say, it is better to be ticked off than ticked on.
Cat
or pi$$ed on than pi$$ed off ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 3:38 pm
Why do guys look up when are about to urinate in a urinal?
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 3:40 pm
Why do guys look up when are about to urinate in a urinal?
Howard
I concentrate on what I am doing...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 3:45 pm
I concentrate on what I am doing...
I mean,you have to or you would be concentrating on some other guy's thing. :o
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/25/05 at 3:55 pm
or pi$$ed on than pi$$ed off ;D
Howard
Yeah-that's what I wrote. The censors got me.
Cat
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 4:09 pm
I hate it when you try to pee but you can't.
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 4:11 pm
I hate it when it comes on suddenly, especially at my age!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/25/05 at 4:13 pm
"Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now"
Cat
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 4:14 pm
"Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now"
Cat
Actually, I am going now!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 4:14 pm
I hate it when it comes on suddenly, especially at my age!
overactive bladder?
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/25/05 at 4:16 pm
Actually, I am going now!
You have your computer in the bathroom?
Cat
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 4:16 pm
overactive bladder?
Howard
Old age!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 4:16 pm
You have your computer in the bathroom?
Cat
The two rooms are close by
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 4:17 pm
Old age!
you have to try to keep it under control sometimes.
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 4:17 pm
you have to try to keep in under control sometimes.
Howard
I was once told to tie a knot in it.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 4:17 pm
I hate it when it comes on suddenly, especially at my age!
That happens to me too. ;D  It's all of a sudden, BAM, I have to go right that second.  The weird thing is, it doesn't happen all the time.  When it does happen it's usually a few days in a row. ???
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 4:18 pm
I was once told to tie a knot in it.
was it painful? :o
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/25/05 at 4:19 pm
What do men over 60 wear-boxers or briefs? Depends. :D
Cat
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 4:20 pm
What do men over 60 wear-boxers or briefs? Depends. :D
Cat
Is that over 60 in age or over 60...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 4:20 pm
What do men over 60 wear-boxers or briefs? Depends. :D
Cat
My Father is 63 and still wears underwear.He takes pills for it. ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/05 at 4:21 pm
What do men over 60 wear-boxers or briefs? Depends. :D
Cat
I do not know I have never ask?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Marian on 03/25/05 at 4:24 pm
:DIf you pee in your yard on occasion,the scent can help keep wildlife at bay.The folks in my city who are always whining about coyotes stalking them should give it a try!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/25/05 at 4:30 pm
I once peed in my yard.Some neighbors caught me. :-[ ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 5:44 pm
Have any of you guys ever tried peeing on your girlfriends? :P
Howard
not yet  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whitewolf on 03/25/05 at 5:48 pm
Have any of you guys ever tried peeing on your girlfriends? :P
Howard
eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 5:48 pm
"Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now"
Cat
hello puddles :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 5:49 pm
I once peed in my yard.Some neighbors caught me. :-did you ever pee on an electric fence?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 5:52 pm
Q: what's the best nation in the world?
A: Urination
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 6:30 pm
I once peed in my yard.Some neighbors caught me. :-look who has post #69 why am I not suprised? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/25/05 at 7:40 pm
I didn't mean a stall,I meant when a guy checks you out at a urinal.
Howard
Are there a lot of "meatgazers" in NYC, Howard? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/25/05 at 9:37 pm
At school we usually destroyed a urinal cake by the end of the day..of course, this was 10 9 year old boys drinking as much water as possible to erode the urinal cake
LMAO! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
(When I'm at a bar, I still try to knock the heads off of cigarette butts left in the urinals, that is, when no one else is around. Surely I'm not the only one who does this...)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/25/05 at 9:39 pm
Q: what's the best nation in the world?
A: Urination
I'm a-peein',
European,
We're all a-peein'!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 10:02 pm
I'm a-peein',
European,
We're all a-peein'!
;D ;D
AL-B where have you been?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 10:04 pm
;D ;D
AL-B where have you been?
he's been a peeing  :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 10:05 pm
he's been a peeing  :D
Yeah, I see that! I guess European too! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/25/05 at 10:26 pm
;D ;D
AL-B where have you been?
On the road--I'm usually only around a couple of days during the week.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/25/05 at 10:29 pm
he's been a peeing  :D
I said on the road, not on the commode. :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/25/05 at 10:30 pm
(And yes, I said on the road, not on the commode.) :D
Mad Max, the road warrior   8)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/25/05 at 10:36 pm
I said on the road, not on the commode. :D
;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/26/05 at 1:44 am
I'm a-peein',
European,
We're all a-peein'!
It is only natural?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 7:13 am
not yet  ;D
It's a warm feeling ;D
Howard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 7:15 am
did you ever pee on an electric fence?
Never tried to. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 7:16 am
Are there a lot of "meatgazers" in NYC, Howard? ;D
not that I know of.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 7:17 am
I think I drink too much water and coffee.That's what makes me pee all day and wind up going to the bathroom. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/26/05 at 7:45 am
I think I drink too much water and coffee.That's what makes me pee all day and wind up going to the bathroom. ;D
It must work the same with tea!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/26/05 at 1:00 pm
Mad Max, the road warrior   8)
Or Mad Jacks, the commode warrior! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/26/05 at 5:06 pm
Or Mad Jacks, the commode warrior! ;D
If you need to use the washroom.... come with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 5:07 pm
It must work the same with tea!
Yes.tea too ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 5:08 pm
Has anyone ever peed in their pants before? ;D :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/26/05 at 5:10 pm
Has anyone ever peed in their pants before? ;D :P
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... No comment.... ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 5:10 pm
Has anyone ever peed in their pants before? ;D :P
not as often as I used to  ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/26/05 at 5:12 pm
What gives with all of this peeing thing? ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/26/05 at 5:13 pm
What gives with all of this peeing thing? ::)
It's the topic! ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 5:13 pm
What gives with all of this peeing thing? ::)
Jim was the one who started all this
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 5:14 pm
not as often as I used to  ::)
Have you tried making it to the bathroom? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 5:15 pm
What gives with all of this peeing thing? ::)
it started when I had to take a pee break and it just took off :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 5:21 pm
it started when I had to take a pee break and it just took off :D
what else was taken off? ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 5:23 pm
what else was taken off? ::)
my girlfriend's clothes ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 5:24 pm
my girlfriend's clothes ;D
Oh,she had to go pee too? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 5:33 pm
Oh,she had to go pee too? ;D
yeah, on me ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/26/05 at 5:40 pm
yeah, on me ;D
I never took you as a golden showers type of guy. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/26/05 at 5:42 pm
Well done, Jiminy! You've managed an 8 page thread on urination, lol! ;D
In response to Jacks 'Golden Showers' comment, with Jiminy, nothing surprises me anymore, lol. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/26/05 at 5:43 pm
Well done, Jiminy! You've managed an 8 page thread on urination, lol! ;D
In response to Jacks 'Golden Showers' comment, with Jiminy, nothing surprises me anymore, lol. ;) ;D
You're right, I don't know what I was thinking. ;D ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/26/05 at 5:44 pm
You're right, I don't know what I was thinking. ;D ::)
In an odd way, that's why I like him. He pushes the envelope. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 5:45 pm
Well done, Jiminy! You've managed an 8 page thread on urination, lol! ;D
In response to Jacks 'Golden Showers' comment, with Jiminy, nothing surprises me anymore, lol. ;) ;D
I never did the golden shower thing, I like to get peoples reactions, I once had a bird sh*t on me, the dirty little bastard  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/26/05 at 5:46 pm
I never did the golden shower thing, I like to get peoples reactions, I once had a bird sh*t on me, the dirty little bastard  ;D
Really? That does surprise me! :o ;D
Want my reaction to your last sentence? LMAO!!!! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 5:47 pm
yeah, on me ;D
How does that work? You have any pointers? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 5:49 pm
How does that work? You have any pointers? ;D
 keep your eyes and mouth closed  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 5:51 pm
 keep your eyes and mouth closed  ;D
on that thought,never mind :P ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/26/05 at 5:51 pm
 keep your eyes and mouth closed  ;D
LMAO!!!!  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 5:52 pm
what happens if by accident they're open?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 5:54 pm
what happens if by accident they're open?
you will rapidly start winking ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/26/05 at 5:55 pm
what happens if by accident they're open?
I don't know much about these things, Howard but your eyes are gonna sting, my man. :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 5:55 pm
you will rapidly start winking ;D
or drinking ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/26/05 at 6:03 pm
In an odd way, that's why I like him. He pushes the envelope. ;D
I agree with you. And you know you can joke with him and he won't get all bent out of shape.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/26/05 at 6:06 pm
I agree with you. And you know you can joke with him and he won't get all bent out of shape.
Absolutely. See Jiminy? Here are our reactions, mate. ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 6:07 pm
I agree with you. And you know you can joke with him and he won't get all bent out of shape.
oh! my back, I bent wrong ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:08 pm
Has anyone passed kidney stones?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/26/05 at 6:09 pm
oh! my back, I bent wrong  ;D
LOL ;D I was wrong. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/26/05 at 6:17 pm
Jim was the one who started all this
Figures... ::) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:17 pm
Figures... ::) ;D
He's the culprit ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 6:20 pm
Has anyone passed kidney stones?
I passed gas ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:21 pm
I passed gas  ;D
pass gas and urinate at the same time? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 6:23 pm
pass gas and urinate at the same time? ;D
blame it on the dog
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:25 pm
Why?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 6:37 pm
Why?
the dog can't talk, so he can't deny it but he will expect you to scratch his belly for covering for you ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:39 pm
the dog can't talk, so he can't deny it but he will expect you to scratch his belly for covering for you ;D
or maybe barking ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/26/05 at 6:42 pm
or maybe barking ;D
is your dog scooby doo? :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/26/05 at 6:43 pm
is your dog scooby doo? :D
No.I don't have a dog Jim ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/27/05 at 12:53 am
No.I don't have a dog Jim ;D
he will be your dog  :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/27/05 at 3:16 am
Don't be jealous Gals ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/27/05 at 3:31 am
http://www.victoriagazette.com/DutchTreatI-BedBreakfast&Brussels/img34.jpg
The Manneken Pis in Brussels, Belgium.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/27/05 at 7:28 am
Don't be jealous Gals ;)
::) you're too much Jim. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/27/05 at 8:03 am
Someone bought this for my parents when I was young. We used to think it was the funniest thing.
You just put liquor in the bottle and press the button and you have a very special drink. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/27/05 at 9:10 am
Someone bought this for my parents when I was young. We used to think it was the funniest thing.
You just put liquor in the bottle and press the button and you have a very special drink. ;D
I want that one!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/27/05 at 10:04 am
Wow.... distrubing pictures.... ;D :D ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/27/05 at 10:07 am
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/collec-tirebouchons/collec_tirebouchons/web-images/tb038.jpg
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/27/05 at 3:52 pm
I want that one!
I actually got this picture off of Ebay! Bid high. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/27/05 at 3:55 pm
http://perso.wanadoo.fr/collec-tirebouchons/collec_tirebouchons/web-images/tb038.jpg
Now that's a corkscrew! And in the most literal sense.;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/27/05 at 8:52 pm
Push it!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/27/05 at 8:57 pm
Pee Wee Herman
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/28/05 at 6:14 am
Just came back from....
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 8:53 am
Speaking of peeing. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/28/05 at 8:56 am
Now that's a corkscrew!  And in the most literal sense.;D
Lol. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/28/05 at 2:55 pm
Speaking of peeing. ;D
what does he have to do with peeing?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 3:14 pm
what does he have to do with peeing?
He video taped himself in some kind of sex act and in this video he was peeing on a girl. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/28/05 at 3:27 pm
He video taped himself in some kind of sex act and in this video he was peeing on a girl. ;D
Yucky! He was caught doing watersports? LOL!!!!! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 3:35 pm
Yucky! He was caught doing watersports? LOL!!!!! ;D
Apparently so. ;D
I don't know if any of you watch Chappelle's Show, but Dave Chappelle does a skit about it. He does a song parody to one of R Kelly's songs and changes it to P!ss On You. It's pretty amusing.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 03/28/05 at 3:38 pm
Apparently so. ;D
I don't know if any of you watch Chappelle's Show, but Dave Chappelle does a skit about it. He does a song parody to one of R Kelly's songs and changes it to P!ss On You. It's pretty amusing.
I don't watch 'The Dave Chappelle Show' but I have seen 'Killin' me softly'. That is hilarious! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/28/05 at 3:40 pm
Apparently so. ;D
I don't know if any of you watch Chappelle's Show, but Dave Chappelle does a skit about it. He does a song parody to one of R Kelly's songs and changes it to P!ss On You. It's pretty amusing.
I like the Clayton Bigsby Black White supremest skit ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/28/05 at 3:41 pm
He video taped himself in some kind of sex act and in this video he was peeing on a girl. ;D
Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.... ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/28/05 at 3:43 pm
I like the Clayton Bigsby Black White supremest skit ;D
I like the Charlie Murphy's Hollywood Story sketch, that had Charlie playing against Prince in a basketball game. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 3:48 pm
I like the Clayton Bigsby Black White supremest skit ;D
That one was great! I like how he divorced his wife at the end. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/28/05 at 4:02 pm
That one was great! I like how he divorced his wife at the end. ;D
he put his KKK hood on backwards because he's blind ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 4:04 pm
I like the Charlie Murphy's Hollywood Story sketch, that had Charlie playing against Prince in a basketball game. ;D
Game........blouses! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/28/05 at 4:46 pm
What's wrong with a golden shower?
So,you swallow it.What's the worst that could happen if you swallowed your girlfriend/boyfriend's urine? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/28/05 at 8:04 pm
Someone bought this for my parents when I was young. We used to think it was the funniest thing.
You just put liquor in the bottle and press the button and you have a very special drink. ;D
One of my uncles had one of those! You just gotta love some of those naughty 70's kitsch items...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 9:10 pm
One of my uncles had one of those! You just gotta love some of those naughty 70's kitsch items...
Really? That's so funny! I was beginning to think we were the only ones.;D
Yep, good ole 70s. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/28/05 at 9:18 pm
Really? That's so funny! I was beginning to think we were the only ones.;DÂÂ
Yep, good ole 70s. ;D
One of my uncles had this poster in his garage that had a naked woman wearing a cowboy hat and the different cuts of beef marked on her body. I believe it was made in the late 60's-early 70's, and was distributed by some state beef council. I have searched all over the web for this poster and cannot find it anywhere. It is my personal Holy Grail.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ElDuderino on 03/28/05 at 9:21 pm
I musta drank me bout 15 Dr.Peppers.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/28/05 at 9:36 pm
Actually... I think that was one of those PETA posters... Lemme see if I can find it around the 'net..
I doubt it--my uncle was about as far away from being a PETA supporter as you can get. Not to mention--this was back in the mid/late 70's, so I don't know if PETA even existed back then, and if they did they had nowhere near the national prominence they have today.
However, if you should happen across this poster during your search you will be my personal hero.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 9:49 pm
One of my uncles had this poster in his garage that had a naked woman wearing a cowboy hat and the different cuts of beef marked on her body. I believe it was made in the late 60's-early 70's, and was distributed by some state beef council. I have searched all over the web for this poster and cannot find it anywhere. It is my personal Holy Grail.
;D Sound almost like the poster of Daisy Duke my neighbor had in his garage. It's funny how things like that stick in your head. :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/28/05 at 9:52 pm
I got one of my very first boners from that naked cowgirl, I think I was like 5 or 6. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 10:02 pm
I got one of my very first boners from that naked cowgirl, I think I was like 5 or 6. ;D
;D ;D
No wonder you remember it so well. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ElDuderino on 03/28/05 at 10:04 pm
Everyone missed the Gump reference.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/28/05 at 10:12 pm
Everyone missed the Gump reference.
Sorry, I guess it's been a long time. ;D
I read that and was thinking, Man, he should lay off the Dr Peppers. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/29/05 at 6:17 pm
I musta drank me bout 15 Dr.Peppers.
I actually used that line from the movie to title this thread ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/29/05 at 6:18 pm
I drank way too much coffee
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/29/05 at 6:21 pm
I drank way too much coffee
are you :o wired? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/29/05 at 6:23 pm
are you :o wired? ;D
no just need my caffiene ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: joedeertae on 03/29/05 at 7:33 pm
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
Wipe the seatie
;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/29/05 at 7:55 pm
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
Wipe the seatie
  ;D   ;D
;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/29/05 at 9:13 pm
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
Wipe the seatie
  ;D   ;D
::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ElDuderino on 03/29/05 at 9:14 pm
;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/29/05 at 9:19 pm
I can't believe this thread is lasting this long. lol
~Beth :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 03/29/05 at 9:34 pm
Ditto! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/30/05 at 12:28 am
I can't believe this thread is lasting this long. lol
~Beth :)
It is only natural?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: DeutscherGirl on 03/30/05 at 12:29 am
It is only natural?
Well, when nature calls......
DG
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/30/05 at 12:32 am
Well, when nature calls......
DG
"It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known."
Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/30/05 at 6:22 pm
nature called but left a yellow message ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/30/05 at 6:23 pm
nature called but left a yellow message ;D
If you shake it more then once it's considered playing with it ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/30/05 at 6:31 pm
If you shake it more then once it's considered playing with it ;D
no it's called drip dry
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/30/05 at 6:58 pm
I must pee soon
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/30/05 at 7:01 pm
I must pee soon
I'm a little Peepot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"  :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/30/05 at 7:02 pm
I'm a little Peepot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"  :D
PeePot? oh jeezus ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 12:36 am
Back in two shakes!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Tam on 03/31/05 at 12:40 am
Stand close...
It's shorter than you think! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 03/31/05 at 1:09 am
If i'm not back in 5 minutes I'm doing more ;D
Eww! We can see you "doing more" !!!
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/pain30.gif
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 1:10 am
Eww! We can see you "doing more" !!!
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/pain30.gif
Moooooooooooooooor-e!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 03/31/05 at 12:20 pm
Man, our school's urinal is waaaay too short. It comes up to my knees. I have to almost get down on my knees to use it. And we're a high school!!
haha that's funny... do some people just pee on the wall?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 2:18 pm
If you sprinkle
When you tinkle
Be a sweetie
Wipe the seatie
  ;D   ;D
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 2:31 pm
haha that's funny... do some people just pee on the wall?
When I was in the 5th or 6th grade, we had an irate janitor, Mr. Gray, who called all of the boys into the bathroom and chewed us out for peeing on the walls, and said that if he caught any of us doing that he'd make us clean it up ourselves. So the next day I'm in there peeing, and one of my smartass friends came up behind me, grabbed me by the shoulders and twisted me sideways, which made me spray p*ss everywhere. "Mr. Gray's gonna get you!" he said. (Thankfully I never got caught.)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: joedeertae on 03/31/05 at 2:36 pm
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down!
Good advice! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 2:38 pm
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down!
If its green, leave unseen?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/31/05 at 2:39 pm
Someone at our school dropped a turd in the urinal, to this day i'm not sure how they pulled that one off  :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 2:42 pm
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down!
If it's white.... Sweet.
Seriously though
If its red, to the doctors you head.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 2:42 pm
I hate it when people do that. I got pulled away several times in elementary school. Now I'm highly uncomfortable using public bathrooms.. -_-
When I was in the 2nd grade, I was taking a dump when some jerk kid stuck his head under the stall and smiled at me. Bad idea. I kicked him in the face as hard as I could. He ran off bawling. I never pooped at school again, not even through high school.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/31/05 at 2:43 pm
Seriously though
If its red, to the doctors you head.
what if you have eaten sugar beets the night before?  :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 2:45 pm
what if you have eaten sugar beets the night before?  :D
Not many words rhyme with purple?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 2:47 pm
Not many words rhyme with purple?
If it's purple, then, um...you must be from the planet X-29 Flurple.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/31/05 at 2:48 pm
If it's purple, then, um...you must be from the planet X-29 Flurple.
of you're a fag with a lisp and you call your Gerbil a Gurple ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 2:51 pm
of you're a fag with a lisp and you call your Gerbil a Gurple ;D
If it's purple, take out your Gurple!
(OK, even I'll admit that was pretty gross!)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 2:55 pm
Someone at our school dropped a turd in the urinal, to this day i'm not sure how they pulled that one off  :o
I think I'm gonna be sick :(
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 2:56 pm
Don't you hate it when you go into a stall and it smells like pee and poop? :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 03/31/05 at 2:57 pm
Don't you hate when you go into a stall and it smells like pee and poop? :P
Oh yes... I have a weak stomach.. if I go into a stall and someone hasn't flushed, it will make me gag.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 2:57 pm
Better than it smelling like Sex and Candy.
I'd rather have it smell like fresh cut red roses ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 2:58 pm
Oh yes... I have a weak stomach.. if I go into a stall and someone hasn't flushed, it will make me gag.
have you flushed it? :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 2:58 pm
Oh yes... I have a weak stomach.. if I go into a stall and someone hasn't flushed, it will make me gag.
The same here, I have never like that feeling, even if go to cubicle next door, you can still smell it.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/05 at 2:58 pm
have you flushed it? :P
Flushing it makes it worse!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 2:59 pm
The same here, I have never like that feeling, even if go to cubicle next door, you can still smell it.
doesn't anyone know how to flush the toilet? ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 3:00 pm
Don't yo hate when you go into a stall and it smells like pee and poop? :P
I was a janitor for about a year and believe it or not, you actually get used to it after a while. The only exception to this was that there was some b*tch who every day would flush her tampons down the toilet and they'd get stuck and I'd have to fish them out. I never found out who this woman was, but I sincerely hope that her mortal soul gets condemned to Hell for eternity.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 03/31/05 at 3:01 pm
I was a janitor for about a year and believe it or not, you actually get used to it after a while. The only exception to this was that there was some b*tch who every day would flush her tampons down the toilet and they'd get stuck and I'd have to fish them out. I never found out who this woman was, but I sincerely hope that her mortal soul gets condemned to Hell for eternity.
believe it or not, the "instructions" on boxes of tampons say it is ok to flush them...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 3:03 pm
I was a porter maintainence guy in Genovese and had to clean the men's and women's bathroom every day. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 3:05 pm
I was a porter maintainence guy in Genovese and had to clean the men's and women's bathroom every day. :P
Then you know that women's restrooms have a receptacle for disposing of tampons, and that I believe that this woman was flushing them just to be a b*tch. >:(
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/31/05 at 3:09 pm
I was a janitor for about a year and believe it or not, you actually get used to it after a while. The only exception to this was that there was some b*tch who every day would flush her tampons down the toilet and they'd get stuck and I'd have to fish them out. I never found out who this woman was, but I sincerely hope that her mortal soul gets condemned to Hell for eternity.
or her mortal soul gets stuck down the toilet  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 3:27 pm
I hate when a woman's bathroom smells like tampons. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 3:28 pm
I hate when a woman's bathroom smells like tampons. :P
I hear ya, I never did get used to that.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 3:31 pm
I hear ya, I never did get used to that.
taking a whiff of a man's bathroom is worse :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 3:37 pm
taking a whiff of a man's bathroom is worse :P
All I can say is that I don't exactly look back fondly on my days as a janitor. The guy who was in charge was a friend of mine, and I busted my @ss for him, but after I'd been there a while my paychecks started bouncing and I really had to get after him just so I could get paid. We're now just casual acquaintences at best. I'm glad those days are behind me.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 3:44 pm
All I can say is that I don't exactly look back fondly on my days as a janitor. The guy who was in charge was a friend of mine, and I busted my @ss for him, but after I'd been there a while my paychecks started bouncing and I really had to get after him just so I could get paid. We're now just casual acquaintences at best. I'm glad those days are behind me.
I'm sorry to hear that.Did you pee on him?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 03/31/05 at 3:50 pm
I'm sorry to hear that.Did you pee on him?
Appropriate for this post! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 03/31/05 at 3:54 pm
believe it or not, the "instructions" on boxes of tampons say it is ok to flush them...
I use them to clean out me ears ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 4:03 pm
I'm sorry to hear that.Did you pee on him?
No, I just saved all the tampons I fished out of the toilet and on the day I quit I stuffed them all under the seat of his car. (It was in the middle of August.) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/05 at 4:07 pm
No, I just saved all the tampons I fished out of the toilet and on the day I quit I stuffed them all under the seat of his car. (It was in the middle of August.) ;D
Now that must've been an embarassing sight to see ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 5:00 pm
Now that must've been an embarassing sight to see ;D
Actually the next day he drove his car to the lake, parked it along the shore, and he swore he'd never caught so many fish in his life. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 03/31/05 at 8:04 pm
I wonder what someone would have thought if they came across your stash of used tampons...
I just kept them in a storage unit next door to a fish hatchery, so on one noticed... :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 03/31/05 at 8:05 pm
I wonder what someone would have thought if they came across your stash of used tampons...
I've heard of people forgetting to take out their last tampon... and then remembering days later... bleeccch!!!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/01/05 at 2:46 pm
I gotta pee was on page three, how can this be? :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/01/05 at 2:48 pm
I gotta pee was on page three, how can this be? :o
Has it been a long pee?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/01/05 at 2:50 pm
"Could I have a Pee Please Bob."
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 04/01/05 at 2:50 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/01/05 at 2:50 pm
Has it been a long pee?
long enough  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/01/05 at 3:59 pm
BRB I must PP (on jim) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/01/05 at 5:21 pm
Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made. ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/01/05 at 5:22 pm
Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made. ::)
I see you're a full service type gal ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 04/01/05 at 5:23 pm
"Could I have a Pee Please Bob."
Alright then.
'P' ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 04/01/05 at 5:41 pm
I see you're a full service type gal ;D
just your type, huh Jiminy? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/01/05 at 5:49 pm
Just been thanks
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 04/03/05 at 4:44 am
Around the Midwest there's a chain of truckstops called "Sapp Bros." This last time out my co-driver took over at a Sapp's in western Nebraska. As we were pulling out I noticed that a couple of letters were burned out on the big sign in front of the truckstop. "Hey look," I said, "we're at PP BROS!" (I immediately thought of this thread when I saw that.) ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/03/05 at 7:50 am
Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made. ::)
:P lemonade and fudge? :P
I'm gonna go vomit now. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/03/05 at 7:52 am
Can I go pee on this thread now? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/03/05 at 7:53 am
Can I go pee on this thread now? ;D
either urine or you're out  :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/03/05 at 7:55 am
either urine or you're out  :D
urine ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/03/05 at 8:31 am
urine ;D
Urine, my lord?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 04/03/05 at 1:05 pm
urine ;D
Urine trouble! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/03/05 at 1:12 pm
All this could turn into a urination?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 04/03/05 at 1:32 pm
Why is it that when you're drunk, you pee crystal clear? :-\\
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 04/03/05 at 1:33 pm
Why is it that when you're drunk, you pee crystal clear? :-\\
Common misconception, Odyssey. That's not clear urine, that's the Vodka. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AngeliK on 04/03/05 at 1:35 pm
Common misconception, Odyssey. That's not clear urine, that's the Vodka. ;D
LMAO
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 04/03/05 at 1:37 pm
Why is it that when you're drunk, you pee crystal clear? :-\\
Besides, when I am drunk. I'm not aware of where I am when I'm doing it, let alone the colour. Saying that, it's when you're not aware of doing it all is when you've got the problem. ::) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 04/03/05 at 1:40 pm
Besides, when I am drunk. I'm not aware of where I am when I'm doing it, let alone the colour. Saying that, it's when you're not aware of doing it all is when you've got the problem. ::) ;D
Uh-oh... I hope you don't wake up the next morning and find puddles in your kitchen...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AngeliK on 04/03/05 at 1:41 pm
Uh-oh... I hope you don't wake up the next morning and find puddles in your kitchen...
its when you have a house party and there are puddles you should be really worried!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 04/03/05 at 1:46 pm
Uh-oh... I hope you don't wake up the next morning and find puddles in your kitchen...
Let's just say the next day is laundry day. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/05/05 at 11:11 am
Besides, when I am drunk. I'm not aware of where I am when I'm doing it, let alone the colour. Saying that, it's when you're not aware of doing it all is when you've got the problem. ::) ;D
Bringing back that old subject, do you use the hole in your underwear for it's intended purpose? ::) >:(
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/05/05 at 1:40 pm
Bringing back that old subject, do you use the hole in your underwear for it's intended purpose? ::) >:(
Are you talking about your crotchless underwear again jiminy? ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/05/05 at 2:03 pm
Are you talking about your crotchless underwear again jiminy? ;)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/05/05 at 6:41 pm
anyone ever used a urine bottle before? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/05/05 at 10:03 pm
A wife decides to dress sexy for her husband and suprise him after work,
He arrives home and enters the bed room and his wife is stretched out sexy on the bed,
she is wearing a sexy bra and a pair of crotchless panties, she then says in a sexy voice...
come and get me big boy.
Her husband then answers, I'm not touching that, it's done eaten a hole through your panties!!!  :o ;D
;D ;D ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/06/05 at 5:29 pm
funny joke Jim ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 3:36 pm
put your PRB (pee right back) here  ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:38 pm
put your PRB (pee right back) here  ;)
I just finished a few minutes ago
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/07/05 at 3:38 pm
My turn now!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/07/05 at 3:39 pm
I guess we are back to this tread now.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/07/05 at 3:42 pm
I guess we are back to this tread now.
Indeed!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 3:42 pm
Don't Thread on Me
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:43 pm
Don't Thread on Me
or how about Don't Pee On Me ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:10 pm
BRB  ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/08/05 at 4:11 pm
BRB  ::)
Me too!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 04/08/05 at 4:12 pm
All right, I promise I won't tell anymore janitorial horror stories involving tampons. ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:15 pm
All right, I promise I won't tell anymore janitorial horror stories involving tampons. ::)
they are very good for nose bleeds ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 04/08/05 at 4:16 pm
they are very good for nose bleeds ;)
Or for absorbing earwax. :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:17 pm
Or for absorbing earwax.  :D
Goldilocks: mighty big ears you have grandma
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 04/08/05 at 4:50 pm
anyone ever used a urine bottle before? ;D
I don't, but a lot of truck drivers do. They'll pee into a pop bottle while they're driving down the road and then just throw it out the window into the ditch. And yet they'll whine about how the public thinks truckers are all a bunch of scumbags. I personally find it disgusting and it's one of my biggest peeves. >:(
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/08/05 at 4:52 pm
I don't, but a lot of truck drivers do. They'll pee into a pop bottle while they're driving down the road and then just throw it out the window into the ditch. And yet they'll whine about how the public thinks truckers are all a bunch of scumbags. I personally find it disgusting and it's one of my biggest peeves. >:(
It was funny as hell in Dumb and Dumber ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 04/08/05 at 5:16 pm
It was funny as hell in Dumb and Dumber  ;D
You know, I never have actually seen Dumb and Dumber the whole way through.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 7:37 am
I sometimes if I really have to go,I pee behind a tree. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 2:54 pm
I sometimes if I really have to go,I pee behind a tree. ;D
don't do that during a thunder storm
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 2:55 pm
don't do that during a thunder storm
why not? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 2:57 pm
why not? ;D
remember my lightning photo? ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 2:58 pm
remember my lightning photo? ::)
not unless you pee fast and zipper it back up before a thunder bolt hits it. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 04/09/05 at 4:23 pm
not unless you pee fast and zipper it back up before a thunder bolt hits it. ;D
Then again, if it does get hit by lightning, it might get super powers!!! :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/09/05 at 10:19 pm
Then again, if it does get hit by lightning, it might get super powers!!! :D
;D ;D That's the last thing we need is Howard's dong with super powers.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 10:24 pm
;D ;D That's the last thing we need is Howard's dong with super powers.
the dong song...
CHORUS
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That dong dh dong dong dong
I like it when the beat goes da na da na
Baby make your booty go da na da na
Girl I know you wanna show da na da na
That dong dh dong dong dong ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/09/05 at 10:26 pm
Maybe you can photoshop Howard's dildo with super powers. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 04/10/05 at 1:14 am
;D ;D That's the last thing we need is Howard's dong with super powers.
He can call himself "Raging Hardon Man!!!" ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/10/05 at 1:19 am
He can call himself "Raging Hardon Man!!!" ;D ;D ;D
I thought he already was. ??? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 04/10/05 at 1:24 am
I thought he already was. ??? ;D
He just needed a good superhero name, and I thought I'd just be a good citizen and try and help out. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/10/05 at 9:51 am
He just needed a good superhero name, and I thought I'd just be a good citizen and try and help out. ;D
He'll have a huge phallus symbol on his chest.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/12/05 at 1:38 am
Andrea, need a part time job?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 04/12/05 at 1:40 am
Andrea, need a part time job?
OMG! That's funny! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/12/05 at 11:38 am
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/slim2g/Ink_Pee.gif
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/12/05 at 4:35 pm
Maybe you can photoshop Howard's dildo with super powers. ;D
how's this? ??? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/12/05 at 7:03 pm
how's this? ??? ;D
;D Looks like he's hiding it in his cape like a street vendor hides watches in his coat.
I thought maybe you could take the picture of the dog with the "bone" and make it glow.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/12/05 at 7:06 pm
;D Looks like he's hiding it in his cape like a street vendor hides watches in his coat.ÂÂ
I thought maybe you could take the picture of the dog with the "bone" and make it glow.
i don't think his dog can fly ;D
he wasn't online today, 3rd base maybe? ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/12/05 at 7:08 pm
i don't think his dog can fly ;D
he wasn't online today, 3rd base maybe? ::)
Maybe he got a job.  Hmmm...............job = 3rd base.  Maybe you are right! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/12/05 at 7:09 pm
He hasn't been online in forEVER. That's one heckuva 3rd base. Like... third field.
he was on yesterday
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/12/05 at 7:15 pm
But before that. Okay, lemme reword it.
He hasn't been on as much recently. Like... 2-3 days'll pass before he gets on.
You're right, he hasn't been spending as much time on here lately.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/12/05 at 7:28 pm
Captain Phallic and his sidekick
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/12/05 at 7:30 pm
Captain Phallic and his sidekick
What's the dogs name? Maybe Weiner Dog.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/12/05 at 7:31 pm
What's the dogs name? Maybe Weiner Dog.
do you think he has his eyes on Howard's leg? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/12/05 at 7:40 pm
don't forget to flush
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/12/05 at 7:43 pm
do you think he has his eyes on Howard's leg?  ;D
Definitely! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/12/05 at 8:18 pm
http://www.bitoffun.com/
Bit of fun
This is a site full of strange and funny material; jokes, photos, cartoons, horoscopes, one liners, and some weird stuff. Some of the stuff is intended for mature audiences and we have marked those areas accordingly. The jokes are intended to provide humor. If you are easily offended maybe you should visit another site. If your blonde come on in you won't get the jokes any way. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/12/05 at 8:23 pm
http://www.bitoffun.com/
Bit of fun
This is a site full of strange and funny material; jokes, photos, cartoons, horoscopes, one liners, and some weird stuff. Some of the stuff is intended for mature audiences and we have marked those areas accordingly. The jokes are intended to provide humor. If you are easily offended maybe you should visit another site. If your blonde come on in you won't get the jokes any way. :P
I like the horoscopes. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/12/05 at 11:25 pm
::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/12/05 at 11:35 pm
::)
I never! ;D ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Tam on 04/13/05 at 12:00 am
Ya'll are crazy!
Def a good site jiminy!
I dont hafta pee.....
But I really need to go out for a smoke! :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 12:03 am
The good thing about this thread is sooner or later you will :P ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 12:05 am
I dont hafta pee.....
then you need another beer!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Tam on 04/13/05 at 12:07 am
then you need another beer!
no beers tonight.... tmr is another story tho!!
Yep, def need a smoke so thats where I am heading...
Thank Gawd it is warm at night in Texas!!! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 12:14 am
Hey Tam, it's so nice to have you back. You're the coolest! :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Tam on 04/13/05 at 12:17 am
Hey Tam, it's so nice to have you back. You're the coolest! :)
Thx Chrissy - it's been a while but now we are back into a routine since the Hubby arrived safe and sound!
Have a missed anything ?? lmfao! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 12:18 am
Thx Chrissy - it's been a while but now we are back into a routine since the Hubby arrived safe and sound!
Have a missed anything ?? lmfao! ;D
Not really. We had a couple threads locked on us for dirty talk. ;D It wasn't all that dirty though.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 12:19 am
Thx Chrissy - it's been a while but now we are back into a routine since the Hubby arrived safe and sound!
Have a missed anything ?? lmfao! ;D
yeah.. Chrissy learned how to flip me off via smileys. >:(
;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Tam on 04/13/05 at 12:20 am
Not really. We had a couple threads locked on us for dirty talk. ;D It wasn't all that dirty though.
Nice! Go figure that I would be away... Maria would get a kick outta calling me a truck driver !!!  ;D
How are the babies doin?
yeah.. Chrissy learned how to flip me off via smileys. >:(
;D
Show me how!!!! PULEEEZE!! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 12:26 am
Show me how!!!! PULEEEZE!! ;D
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/pain30.gif <--my personal favorite
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/angry/2up.gif
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Tam on 04/13/05 at 12:27 am
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/misc/pain30.gif  <--my personal favorite
http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/angry/2up.gif
sweet!!!!
K - nite for now all!! ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 12:39 am
How about these for you.
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/ed/lo.gif
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/geno/wanker.gif
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 12:40 am
Hey Andrea, you're off topic. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 12:40 am
Not really. We had a couple threads locked on us for dirty talk. ;D It wasn't all that dirty though.
one of the locked threads still exists  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 12:42 am
Hey Andrea, you're off topic. ;D
ARGGGGH! And I only had 1 hour and 19 mins to go... >:(
Ok. I'm a big loser.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 12:44 am
one of the locked threads still exists  ;D
Yeah, I couldn't figure out the point of that. ??? I don't think you can post in it, though. Eventually it will go away. :\'( ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 1:01 am
Yeah, I couldn't figure out the point of that. ??? I don't think you can post in it, though. Eventually it will go away. :\'( ;D
I started the thread and when I look at it, it still gives me the "unlock" option, but I haven't tried unlocking it  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 1:11 am
I started the thread and when I look at it, it still gives me the "unlock" option, but I haven't tried unlocking it  ;D
Really? Wow! :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 10:20 pm
I'm really am making significant break throughs... whoops! gotta study some more, pee you later :D
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000087F54.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 05/02/05 at 5:36 pm
I'm gone over two weeks and no one has a pee post, never fear I did enough for everyone ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/05 at 1:20 pm
Over the previous few weeks, a lot of water has passed under the bridge.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/03/05 at 6:57 pm
I drink so much water and coffee that my urine has gotten clearer. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 05/09/05 at 8:37 am
I drink so much water and coffee that my urine has gotten clearer. ;D
you're just a little pee pot :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/09/05 at 10:10 am
he pees like a race horse
LOL
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/09/05 at 6:21 pm
he pees like a race horse
LOL
Erin :)
when you have to go,nature calls. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/14/05 at 5:31 pm
I peed.You peed we all peed for pp. ;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 9:46 pm
I hate when you start peeing and it just WON'T stop!!! It seems to go on forever!!!!!!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/05 at 9:57 pm
I hate when you start peeing and it just WON'T stop!!! It seems to go on forever!!!!!!
Naw, those are the best. Usually, you waited so long to take them. So it's like... super fantastic.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 10:01 pm
they are ok....but they are a royal pain whenever you are in a public restroom and someone is clearly waiting their turn for your stall...and you just keep peeing.....and suddenly you feel kinda embarrassed about peeing so long....and you can just imagine the person on the other side of the stall saying to themselves, "For the LOVE of God....stop flippin peeing already"
LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/05 at 10:03 pm
;D Actually, no. I make the biggest deal about it, to amuse myself. You ought to hear me. The Whole Time I Go "OHHHHHHHH GOD! IT BURNS! IT BURNNNNNNNNNS!!!" to mess with the impatient jerks. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 10:09 pm
OMG...
that is so classic
LOL
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 10:14 pm
OMG...
that is so classic
LOL
Erin :)
I hate it when people hold it until you leave. Everything is all silent and awkward.....every once in a while they will clear their throat and wait until the moment when the door shuts and everyone is out.
~Beth
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/05 at 10:15 pm
Glad you enjoyed. After that, I come out all happy like. It freaks them out. Sometimes I'll pat someone on the back.  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 10:15 pm
hahahaaha..
people do that when they are taking a #2 as well.....
you won't hear anything at all...
and then all of a sudden you hear "something" and then they cough really loud to cover it up!!! hahahaahahah
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/05 at 10:21 pm
and then all of a sudden you hear "something" and then they cough really loud to cover it up!!! hahahaahahah
Yeah, I notice that. Although one guy started crying one time... I was like "Dude, are you okay?". He didn't answer. I got out before him.
I try to avoid public bathrooms now. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 10:22 pm
OMG...that is quite freaky!
I've never heard anyone crying over taking a poop!
LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/05 at 10:23 pm
It sounded painful... it was like BOOM!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 10:25 pm
OMG!!!!!
LOL ;D
some people don't have any shame...they will do anything in public.....
I guess if you gotta go..ya gotta go!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 10:55 pm
OMG!!!!!
LOL ;D
some people don't have any shame...they will do anything in public.....
I guess if you gotta go..ya gotta go!
Erin :)
Erin, I'm in awe of all your little green stars.
~Beth
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 10:58 pm
awww...they are rather pretty huh?
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 11:00 pm
awww...they are rather pretty huh?
Erin :)
Drop dead beautiful.
I'm gonna be stuck at Tuxedo sam for a lonnnngg time.
~Beth
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/05 at 11:00 pm
I'm getting close to Badtz Maru myself.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 11:01 pm
WOOOT!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 11:03 pm
I'm getting close to Badtz Maru myself.
SEX-AY avatar, apricot.
~Beth
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/05 at 11:05 pm
SEX-AY avatar, apricot.
;D Glad you enjoy.. the writing on the jacket was my own doing. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 11:08 pm
;D Glad you enjoy.. the writing on the jacket was my own doing. ;D
I can't see it very well.....it says "Guero" on it, right?
Spiffy.
~Beth
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 11:11 pm
it looks like it says "God"
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 11:13 pm
it looks like it says "God"
Erin :)
Oh....maybe.
*shrugs*
I can't believe you don't think he's sex-ay, Erin.
LOOK at him!!
~Beth
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/05 at 11:15 pm
It says "God".
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 11:16 pm
UM..NO
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 11:16 pm
Oh, well then kudos to Erin.
~Beth
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 11:19 pm
UM..NO
Erin :)
Oh COME ON. Allthough, you're the one who thinks Jack Black is SEX-AY.
~Beth
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/05 at 11:19 pm
Jack Black? Ew.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 11:20 pm
yep....
and Mark Ruffalo, Ben Stiller, and Rob Schneider (oh ya!)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 11:20 pm
Jack Black? Ew.
I like nerdy pastey guys. Erin likes chubby INSANE guys.
~Beth :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 11:22 pm
yep....
and Mark Ruffalo, Ben Stiller, and Rob Schneider (oh ya!)
Erin :)
You're just in it for Rob Schneider's smoothe as silk butt.
ADMIT IT!
~Beth
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/05 at 11:22 pm
Rob Schneider? Ben Stiller?
To each their own, I suppose... but LOOK AT HIM!!!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 11:24 pm
Rob Schneider? Ben Stiller?
To each their own, I suppose... but LOOK AT HIM!!!
He Oozes SHEER SEX APPEAL.
~Beth
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 11:27 pm
Rob Schneider.....is SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
and yes...he has a totally HOT a s s !!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 11:31 pm
Rob Schneider.....is SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
and yes...he has a totally HOT a s s !!!!!!!!!!! LOL!
Erin :)
Ummm...I'm just not seein it, Rin.
~Beth
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 11:33 pm
well....
that was a really lame-0 pic of him..
i mean..that was from Hot Chick...when he was dressed as a girl
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 11:36 pm
he has a really great smile....
certain faces he makes...he looks really cute
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/14/05 at 11:36 pm
Try this one on for size...
Doesn't it just make you all warm inside??
*toothy grin*
~Beth
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 05/14/05 at 11:38 pm
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that is the cutest thing EVER!!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/14/05 at 11:39 pm
Aww...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 05/15/05 at 12:04 am
I hate when you start peeing and it just WON'T stop!!! It seems to go on forever!!!!!!
Erin :)
Those are great. It's when you really gotta pee, but it (the pee) just won't exit. Those are terrible. >:(
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 12:04 am
Those are great. It's when you really gotta pee, but it (the pee) just won't exit. Those are terrible. >:(
Ooooh, those SUCK!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 12:07 am
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/NuwaveSucksJPEG.jpg
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 05/15/05 at 8:15 am
I hate when you start peeing and it just WON'T stop!!! It seems to go on forever!!!!!!
Erin :)
and get that chill up your spine  :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: NullandVoid on 05/15/05 at 8:22 am
and get that chill up your spine  :D
or you get hit with a mysterious drop of water from the ceiling. Maybe it's just a New York Apartment thing.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 10:45 am
or you get hit with a mysterious drop of water from the ceiling. Maybe it's just a New York Apartment thing.
I've never noticed... but God, I'd be disgusted.
I don't like the urinals at our school.. never use them. There are 5-6 guys who frequent the bathrooms who will stand right next to you and just watch you.. it's creepy and slightly unnerving. So I go with the stalls.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 05/15/05 at 10:47 am
I've never noticed... but God, I'd be disgusted.
I don't like the urinals at our school.. never use them. There are 5-6 guys who frequent the bathrooms who will stand right next to you and just watch you.. it's creepy and slightly unnerving. So I go with the stalls.
it gives ya stage fright ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 10:49 am
it gives ya stage fright ;D
;D It's basically just that they stare RIGHT AT YOU. Then they keep glancing down. And it's like "Um.... no?"
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 05/15/05 at 12:19 pm
I've never noticed... but God, I'd be disgusted.
I don't like the urinals at our school.. never use them. There are 5-6 guys who frequent the bathrooms who will stand right next to you and just watch you.. it's creepy and slightly unnerving. So I go with the stalls.
EWw. That's wrong on so many levels.
~Beth :-\\
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B on 05/15/05 at 12:48 pm
I've never noticed... but God, I'd be disgusted.
I don't like the urinals at our school.. never use them. There are 5-6 guys who frequent the bathrooms who will stand right next to you and just watch you.. it's creepy and slightly unnerving. So I go with the stalls.
There's a term for creeps like this. They're called "meatgazers." ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 05/15/05 at 4:35 pm
I remember at school.. this would have been about 4 years ago... this guy that hung around with us called Chris.. informed us that the guy next to him had a tiny dick... He didn't seem to understand why we were laughing at him
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 05/15/05 at 6:20 pm
I remember at school.. this would have been about 4 years ago... this guy that hung around with us called Chris.. informed us that the guy next to him had a tiny dick... He didn't seem to understand why we were laughing at him
;D That's awesome.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Climber on 05/16/05 at 12:49 am
OK, it's not exactly about peeing, but close enough?...
'Space Toilet
Some of the oldest toilet facilities that we know of are in 4,000-year-old bathrooms in the Minoan Palace at Knossos (in what is now modern Crete, a Greek island). Vertical stone pipes carried hot-and-cold running water to and from the bath tubs. This palace also has what seems to be the very first flush toilet in history - a toilet with an overhead water reservoir.
Going to the toilet is easy down here on Earth, because gravity pulls your solid and liquid wastes down, away from you. But in the micro-gravity in space, bodily wastes tend to just float around. That's why NASA spent US $23.4 million in designing and building the toilet for the Space Shuttle. It deals with what they delicately call "digestive elimination".
The very first "space toilet" was the simple "do it in your suit" version. Thomas Wolfe describes what happened in his book The Right Stuff. The first manned American space flight in 1961 was a 15-minute hop-up-and-straight-down-again, rather than a complete orbit around the Earth. Nobody had even thought of supplying toilet facilities for a 15-minute flight. But there was a major hitch in the launch procedure. Alan B. Shepard Jr. was stuck in his space suit, lying on his back ready for launch, inside the space capsule for many hours, under the unforgiving gaze of the TV cameras.
An astronaut with The Right Stuff would not compromise the launch by leaving the space capsule, especially while on TV - so he eventually urinated in his suit. However, Mission Control was monitoring his heart, via signals from electrodes stuck to his chest. As the warm wave of electrically-conductive electrolyte-rich urine swept up his suit and washed over the electrodes, the heart monitors in Mission Control went crazy. Soon after, Freedom 7 was launched into space. So the first American manned space flight was in a wet suit.
For the next flight, the astronaut Virgil "Gus" Grissom wore a quickly cobbled-together extra-large nappy.
The nappy then evolved into the large plastic bag with double-sided sticky tape - for sticking onto the buttocks. It had indentations in the plastic at the sticky tape end. The astronauts had to shove their fingers into the indentations, grab the faeces, and toss them down to the far end of the bag, where they would stay once the bag was rolled up. But there were a few occasions when faeces did apparently escape the bag, as it was being unstuck from the astronaut's bottom. The cameras had to be switched off to protect the sensibilities of the American viewing public.
But the current Space Shuttle Toilet, properly called the Waste Collection System (WCS), is a fully-integrated multi-function system. It is a flushing toilet - but it flushes with air, not water.
The WCS sits in its own tiny rest room in the middeck of the crew compartment. The room is about 75 cm wide, and so is the commode.
The astronauts are held on the commode/toilet by a bar across their thighs. As you know, NASA always has backups for everything. Here, the backup system to the bar is a set of four Velcro thigh straps. And of course, there are foot restraints as well.
The urinal works for both males and females. It's basically just a funnel attached to a flexible hose. It can be used whether you are sitting on the commode, or standing. The urine is drawn along by flowing air. The mixture of liquid and air from the urinal is carried to a rotating chamber. Centrifugal force throws the liquid to the outside, from where it travels to the waste water tank. So yes, the urine does hit a spinning circular object...
The commode seat is made of a contoured, compliant semi-soft material. Not only does it locate the user in the right position, but it also makes a good air seal with the buttocks of the astronaut. The hole for solid wastes is about 10 cm across.
When the toilet is in use, it has a continuous flow of cabin air whistling in through holes under the seat. This airflow of 850 litres per minute is essential to push the faeces toward the bottom of the toilet, because there is no gravity to make them drop. The airflow draws faeces from the commode into a porous bag. The bag is made of a multi-layer material that repels water. The bag traps solid wastes (including tissues), but lets the air through. It also stops any free liquids or bacteria from leaving as well.
Once astronauts have finished using the WCS, they open the valve and expose the contents to the vacuum of space. All solid wastes get instantly freeze-dried and de-odourised. They are then brought back to Earth for analysis and disposal.
The liquid in the waste water tank is dumped overboard from time to time. And out in space, this can be a splendid sight indeed. One of the astronauts has said "there is nothing as beautiful as a urine dump at sunset".'
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/16/05 at 7:16 pm
the space toilet? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 06/07/05 at 6:40 pm
see? it already exists :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/07/05 at 6:42 pm
I guess we can pee after all
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 06/07/05 at 6:42 pm
I guess we can pee after all
take your pick ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/07/05 at 6:42 pm
Relief!  ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/07/05 at 6:44 pm
Oh What A relief it was ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 06/07/05 at 6:44 pm
Oops! I didn't know about this thread. Sorry for making that other thread. :-[
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/07/05 at 6:45 pm
someone pee on that other thread,please? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/05 at 6:47 pm
peeing must be a very popular past time!
:o
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/07/05 at 6:48 pm
peeing must be a very popular past time!
:o
Erin :)
Well, you know, it's pretty on and off, really ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/07/05 at 6:48 pm
pee-ball
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 06/07/05 at 8:37 pm
WOOOO! sunk the ship
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/07/05 at 8:45 pm
hehehehe....sink the cheerios!!! :D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 06/07/05 at 8:53 pm
hehehehe....sink the cheerios!!! :D
Erin :)
that's a fun game but i was so impatient I couldn't wait for mom to open the box ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/08/05 at 7:14 pm
that's a fun game but i was so impatient I couldn't wait for mom to open the box ;D
did you happen to find the prize?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/05 at 7:18 pm
did you happen to find the prize?
the prize was a box of depends
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/08/05 at 7:22 pm
the prize was a box of depends
Erin :)
;D What will they come up with next? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/05 at 7:24 pm
I have no idea....oh wait..yes I do...ok, this is kinda gross...but it's a new invention...
instead of a lady wearing a tampon/maxi pad during their "time of the month"....they make this little insert thing, like a little cup.....ok..that was already TMI...I won't go any further....
but, that would be very gross, don't you think?
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/08/05 at 7:25 pm
I have no idea....oh wait..yes I do...ok, this is kinda gross...but it's a new invention...
instead of a lady wearing a tampon/maxi pad during their "time of the month"....they make this little insert thing, like a little cup.....ok..that was already TMI...I won't go any further....
but, that would be very gross, don't you think?
Erin :)
I guess.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 2:44 am
peeing must be a very popular past time!
:o
Erin :)
Yes it does help in passing time!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/09/05 at 4:09 pm
Yes it does help in passing time!
then you flush the toilet.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 4:12 pm
Off for one right now!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/09/05 at 4:20 pm
I might pee later
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 4:26 pm
I might pee later
I did not go then, but will now!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/09/05 at 4:27 pm
I did not go then, but will now!
Ok,I'll join you. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 4:29 pm
Be right back!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/09/05 at 4:32 pm
Be right back!
Don't flush.I'm coming in. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/09/05 at 4:40 pm
Don't flush.I'm coming in. ;D
Let me get out first...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/09/05 at 10:20 pm
peeing alot is a sign of pregnancy ;)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Apricot on 06/09/05 at 10:22 pm
Oy.. I've been drinking like mad, but I never have to go.. it's weird.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/09/05 at 10:29 pm
I have been drinking MAD amounts of water because of how hot it has been...I ran out of bottled water again!! LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Climber on 06/10/05 at 1:12 am
Oy.. I've been drinking like mad, but I never have to go.. it's weird.
Are you thirsty all the time? Do you feel like you have to go, but don't? Have you lost a lot of weight lately without trying?
Those are all signs of Diabetes...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/10/05 at 2:54 am
Are you thirsty all the time? Do you feel like you have to go, but don't? Have you lost a lot of weight lately without trying?
Those are all signs of Diabetes...
Way to bring down the mood. (Minus the weight) :-\\
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/05 at 7:37 am
peeing alot is a sign of pregnancy ;)
Erin :)
But I cannot not be pregnant!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 7:43 am
no, that would be very very strange.....however, you would become very very famous! LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/05 at 7:59 am
no, that would be very very strange.....however, you would become very very famous! LOL!
Erin :)
Being famous is one thing I do not require from life
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/10/05 at 8:00 am
then don't ever get pregnant! ;)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/05 at 9:27 am
then don't ever get pregnant! ;)
Erin :)
Guaranteed!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/10/05 at 4:05 pm
How do pregnant women pee? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/10/05 at 4:10 pm
How do pregnant women pee? ;D
In the same fashion as a non-pregnant woman I guess ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 06/10/05 at 4:12 pm
ask a woman did you get your hair wet this morning?
if she answer's yes, then you say...
Did you pee through a straw?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/10/05 at 4:22 pm
I'm going to try that the next time I pee. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 2:59 pm
I almost wet myself trying to locate this tread ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/06/05 at 3:02 pm
I almost wet myself trying to locate this tread ;D
Have we all been holding on all this time?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 3:03 pm
Have we all been holding on all this time?
yeah, I was on hold
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/06/05 at 3:04 pm
yeah, I was on hold
I have just been thank you!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 07/06/05 at 3:21 pm
Ooooooohhh... Yeeaaaaaaaaaahhh
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/06/05 at 3:25 pm
ahhhhhhhhhhhh, thats better now!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/06/05 at 5:56 pm
I peed 10 times from drinking glasses and glasses of water. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/06/05 at 11:10 pm
Question: How many times a day on average do you pee? ???
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 07/06/05 at 11:37 pm
Question: How many times a day on average do you pee? ???
at least 6 times a day. I drink a heck of a lot.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/07/05 at 12:28 am
Question: How many times a day on average do you pee? ???
Never counted!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: goodsin on 07/07/05 at 3:38 am
It's taken me 2 working hours to read this thread- that's really 'taking the pee!' ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 07/07/05 at 4:18 am
I peed 10 times from drinking glasses and glasses of water. ;D
Unreal. ;D
You never fail to make me laugh, Howard. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/07/05 at 12:22 pm
Four times so far today!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/07/05 at 1:18 pm
5 now!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/07/05 at 4:10 pm
On average about 3-5 times a day maybe more ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 07/07/05 at 7:53 pm
I gotta take a Jimmy Riddle :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 2:16 am
Total for yesterday, 7.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 3:53 pm
4 urinations today ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:05 pm
4 urinations today ;D
Now that is strange for that is the same as me!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:06 pm
Now that is strange for that is the same as me!
Really? How many was it for you?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:08 pm
Really? How many was it for you?
4
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:09 pm
4
That's a whole load of Pee ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:13 pm
Buliding up ready for the next one!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/05 at 2:29 pm
Four times!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/28/05 at 3:47 pm
5 Times
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/05 at 3:52 pm
By the way it is 5 times now!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/28/05 at 4:07 pm
I peed almost 6 Times
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/05 at 4:13 pm
I peed almost 6 Times
Almost?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/28/05 at 4:22 pm
Almost?
I saved the 6th one when I got home
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jiminy on 07/28/05 at 4:25 pm
I saved the 6th one when I got home
should of done it on the bus ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/05 at 4:26 pm
should of done it on the bus ;D
When no one is looking.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/28/05 at 4:27 pm
should of done it on the bus ;D
and leave a wet spot there? ???
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/05 at 1:19 pm
Yes just been!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/07/05 at 5:09 pm
I peed close to 10 times on trip up to Niskayuna in my friend's apartment.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/07/05 at 7:16 pm
I peed close to 10 times on trip up to Niskayuna in my friend's apartment.
Did he wonder what all the stains on the carpet were?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mushroom on 09/07/05 at 9:33 pm
a sailor and a marine were taking a leak, when they both finished the marine washed his hands but the sailor didn't.
he then says to the sailor, "in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after we take a leak"
the sailor answers, "In the Navy they teach us not to pisss on our hands"
Well, then there was the Sailor and Marine that were walking back from a night of drinking, and decided to stop in the middle of a bridge to take a leak.
Wile taking care of business, the Sailor shivered, and said to his drinking buddy "Brrr, this water sure is cold!"
The Marine simply nodded, and said in response "Yea, and it's deep too."
As a former Marine, I could not resist a jab back.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/08/05 at 1:06 am
Just been
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/08/05 at 4:12 pm
I forget how much I urinated today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/05 at 1:05 am
I forget how much I urinated today.
Yesterday it was several times.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 09/09/05 at 6:41 am
I forget how much I urinated today.
I'd rather we forgot too.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/09/05 at 3:32 pm
If nature calls,put it on hold. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/05 at 3:34 pm
About half an hour ago!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Step-chan on 09/09/05 at 3:37 pm
After I get home.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/05 at 3:37 pm
After I get home.
Not before?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/09/05 at 4:03 pm
I usually hold mine in until I get home. Public urinals are like garbage dumps ::)
I hate outside urinals :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/05 at 6:21 pm
Port-o-potties are a better name... they sound funnier
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/09/05 at 6:56 pm
Port-o-potties are a better name... they sound funnier
or better yet, "Port-o-johns" LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/09/05 at 6:58 pm
Port-o-potties are a better name... they sound funnier
Shi*ter in a Box
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: shiprunner12 on 09/09/05 at 7:37 pm
This past summer I went to a music festival called Creation and all the port o potties had a clever slogan on it. It said, "A straight flush is better than a full house...anytime."
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/09/05 at 10:25 pm
Today at college i did such a long piss that i was late for class.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/05 at 6:47 am
Why does the phone always starts ringing when you have just started?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/10/05 at 11:23 am
Why does the phone always starts ringing when you have just started?
That always happens when i take a crap. Often now i just take the portable phone in there with me.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 09/10/05 at 1:13 pm
If people want to call me while I'm taking a dump, they can f---en wait. ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 09/10/05 at 1:17 pm
If people want to call me while I'm taking a dump, they can f---en wait. ::)
Just pinch it off and answer the dam phone! ;) :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Step-chan on 09/10/05 at 3:25 pm
Not before?
I didn't have to go that bad. ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/10/05 at 6:19 pm
I must've peed at least 2 times from drinking 2 large refills of Coke. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/11/05 at 8:44 pm
Just pinch it off and answer the dam phone! ;) :D
YOU TRY IT!
Today.. i nearly pissed myself.
I was at Six Flags, and really had to go, but i was in line for 'Mr Freeze' anywho, that's a hell of a cool ride, but of course being flung around was making me wanna go even more. I sprinted out of there and only just made it. I think my announcement of 'I GOTTA PIISSSSSSSSSSSS' was loud enough for everyone in the park to hear.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 09/11/05 at 9:04 pm
YOU TRY IT!
Today.. i nearly pissed myself.
I was at Six Flags, and really had to go, but i was in line for 'Mr Freeze' anywho, that's a hell of a cool ride, but of course being flung around was making me wanna go even more. I sprinted out of there and only just made it. I think my announcement of 'I GOTTA PIISSSSSSSSSSSS' was loud enough for everyone in the park to hear.
LOL  No, I would let the phone ring too. ;D
I hate when I'm at a party talking to someone I've just met and I have to pee really bad, but they keep talking and talking.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/ez/ezpi_blueface.gif
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 09/11/05 at 9:20 pm
Everytime I get on the phone, I gotta go pee. I no longer accept calls anymore ;D
LOL Just keep a phone in the bathroom like hotels do. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 09/11/05 at 9:50 pm
But what if you are on your phone downstairs. You'd need a button to transfer the call to the bathroom. "Just hang on a sec. I need to transfer you to the bathroom" ;D
I guess at that point you just have to tell them you'll call them back. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/11/05 at 10:40 pm
I hate when I'm at a party talking to someone I've just met and I have to pee really bad, but they keep talking and talking.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/ez/ezpi_blueface.gif
That'd be an ice breaker.. you could just.. ya know.. do it there.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/05 at 1:26 am
Three times during a watching of a film yesterday!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 09/12/05 at 1:28 am
If anyone really gives a tuppence, I pee'd this morning. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/05 at 1:29 am
I think is is the age factor catching me up.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/12/05 at 7:10 pm
I think I pee more than usual. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 09/12/05 at 8:41 pm
I think I pee more than usual. ;D
Maybe you drink more than usual. ???
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Marty McFly on 09/12/05 at 8:52 pm
I had to wiz like 5 times tonight.
I hate when that happens, lol. Especially at the most inconveinent times!!!
Murphy's Law seems to love following me around everywhere -- the other week I was in a used record store (and I look around for hours!) but the "pee attack" didn't come until AFTER I started shopping. GRRRR!
So after about 10 minutes of trying to force it away, I had to hide everything I'd picked up into a semi safe spot (which luckily was still there when I got back) dash out of there to the nearest Burger King. I don't think a marathon runner could've beat me! ;D
PS: I was also the master of "holding it in" as a kid. Especially on car trips, lol.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Marty McFly on 09/12/05 at 9:37 pm
^ Yeah. Ain't it always crowded in the immediate area too, so you can't get any privacy?!! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Barefoot_Blues on 09/12/05 at 10:00 pm
Reading this, made me need to go :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/13/05 at 1:37 am
It is that sound of running water!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:39 pm
Maybe you drink more than usual. ???
Yes I really do.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/14/05 at 2:07 am
Yes I really do.
I have not started on the water yet.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/14/05 at 10:54 am
Just been thank you!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/14/05 at 5:04 pm
Someone should make an "I gotta poop" thread ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/14/05 at 8:01 pm
Someone should make an "I gotta poop" thread ;D
I bet you would be an avid poster there, huh Howard? ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/14/05 at 8:20 pm
An "I Gotta Poop" thread"? I'd "drop a few" posts in there ;D
BA DUM DUM!! no pun intended! LOL! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Marty McFly on 09/14/05 at 8:25 pm
An "I Gotta Poop" thread"? I'd "drop a few" posts in there ;D
Just don't drop a LOAD of 'em! ;D
Alright, that was a pretty lame joke, even for me!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/15/05 at 1:48 am
Hang on there!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 09/15/05 at 1:54 am
Went 20 minutes ago.
(Well, someone asked!)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/15/05 at 6:00 am
Whew! Having just read all 36 pages of pee threads, I feel like I've accomplished something!
Some questions, have you ever sat at your computer for so long that when you finally get up, only then do you realize you HAVE TO PEE NOW, and I DO MEAN NOW!
or also, when you are at a movie theater, and you don't want to miss any of the movie, but you have to go, but you don't wanna miss any of the movie, but you REALLY have to go...and then deciding whether or not you should miss some of the movie, because you should have gone before, you can't concentrate on the movie anymore... or is that just me? :-\\
One last pee story, I used to work in a public library, my boss came out to cover the reference desk while I had to go pee (how apropriate for this thread, no?) when I came back, he had taken a request from somebody for a book to borrow from another library (because the book wasn't in our collection). What was the request for??? Yellow River by I. C. Upee
I about laughed my head off on that one. Poor boss, he didn't get it.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/15/05 at 7:01 am
Whew! Having just read all 36 pages of pee threads, I feel like I've accomplished something!
Some questions, have you ever sat at your computer for so long that when you finally get up, only then do you realize you HAVE TO PEE NOW, and I DO MEAN NOW!ÂÂ
or also, when you are at a movie theater, and you don't want to miss any of the movie, but you have to go, but you don't wanna miss any of the movie, but you REALLY have to go...and then deciding whether or not you should miss some of the movie, because you should have gone before, you can't concentrate on the movie anymore... or is that just me? :-\\
One last pee story, I used to work in a public library, my boss came out to cover the reference desk while I had to go pee (how apropriate for this thread, no?) when I came back, he had taken a request from somebody for a book to borrow from another library (because the book wasn't in our collection). What was the request for???  Yellow River by I. C. Upee
I about laughed my head off on that one. Poor boss, he didn't get it.
LOL...that's a good one Patty! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/15/05 at 11:00 am
Whew! Having just read all 36 pages of pee threads, I feel like I've accomplished something!
Some questions, have you ever sat at your computer for so long that when you finally get up, only then do you realize you HAVE TO PEE NOW, and I DO MEAN NOW!ÂÂ
or also, when you are at a movie theater, and you don't want to miss any of the movie, but you have to go, but you don't wanna miss any of the movie, but you REALLY have to go...and then deciding whether or not you should miss some of the movie, because you should have gone before, you can't concentrate on the movie anymore... or is that just me? :-\\
One last pee story, I used to work in a public library, my boss came out to cover the reference desk while I had to go pee (how apropriate for this thread, no?) when I came back, he had taken a request from somebody for a book to borrow from another library (because the book wasn't in our collection). What was the request for???  Yellow River by I. C. Upee
I about laughed my head off on that one. Poor boss, he didn't get it.
By the way, just been!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/15/05 at 3:39 pm
I bet you would be an avid poster there, huh Howard? ;D
Erin :)
Yes I most certainly would. ;D
BTW,I just pooped :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/17/05 at 3:56 am
Going right now!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/17/05 at 7:32 am
I hate when us guys pee in the morning while having a boner. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/17/05 at 11:01 pm
Does anybody read while they are in there?
Especially public restrooms? I can't help myself, I read all the graffeti.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/18/05 at 1:26 am
Does anybody read while they are in there?
Especially public restrooms? I can't help myself, I read all the graffeti.
I occasionally like to add to it. When i was at School i always had marker pens in my school bag.. usually if somebody had written something like.. oooh for instance.. Alex is a bumlord (a true statement) i'd tag on something like.. and he bums Roger Ferris
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/18/05 at 1:49 pm
I always read the graffiti. Sometimes the sh!t written on the walls (pun intended) makes me laugh out loud, which isn't good if someone walks into the bathroom and hears me laughing to myself ;D
You do not get the rhyming dittys anymore.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/18/05 at 2:35 pm
Taking a leak in the shower is always good
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/19/05 at 1:46 am
"here i sit, so broken hearted
came to sh!t and only farted"
;D
An old classic!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 09/19/05 at 5:35 am
"here i sit, so broken hearted
came to sh!t and only farted"
;D
Lol. ;D
I just went - I feel like I've achieved something today now. ::) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Barefoot_Blues on 09/19/05 at 10:44 am
I hate when us guys pee in the morning while having a boner. ;D
LMFAO. I seen what happens from the "40 year old Virgin" :o ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 09/19/05 at 12:14 pm
LMFAO. I seen what happens from the "40 year old Virgin" :o ;D ;D ;D
Probably why 90% of us can't aim into the toilet properly. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/19/05 at 1:02 pm
About twenty minutes ago.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 09/19/05 at 1:09 pm
About twenty minutes ago.
Good man! You've done us proud. 8)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 09/19/05 at 1:58 pm
I just went 10 minutes ago
A round of applause for that man too. 8) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/19/05 at 6:04 pm
I sometimes can't pee ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/19/05 at 6:12 pm
I always read the graffiti. Sometimes the sh!t written on the walls (pun intended) makes me laugh out loud, which isn't good if someone walks into the bathroom and hears me laughing to myself ;D
The only one I can remember is:
I was here, but now I'm gone
I've left my name to carry on
Those who knew me, knew me well
Those who didn't can go to h*ll
Just thought I'd let you know, I gotta go now. I'll be right back.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/19/05 at 6:50 pm
I usually hold in my pee for hours, then have like 6 pees combined into one ;D
That's a lot of pee
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: scooter on 09/20/05 at 12:59 am
Reading that made me remember i have to pee
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/20/05 at 1:31 am
Reading that made me remember i have to pee
True, this threrad does make you want to go!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/20/05 at 9:38 am
Anyone ever peed in bed before? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/20/05 at 10:19 am
Who hasn't ;D
But has anyone ever crapped in bed before?  ;D
I don't remember if I did.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Marty McFly on 09/20/05 at 10:26 am
I usually hold in my pee for hours, then have like 6 pees combined into one ;D
I have my past self to blame for that too - I always held it in till the breaking point!
Ever seen the Simpsons episode from New York City, where Homer has to pick up his car (now with a gajillion parking tickets). While waiting for the "boot" guy, he has to go and when he runs into a big office building, the sign says, Out of Order. Please Use Other Tower. ;D
You can tell how relieved he is to get to the other one!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/20/05 at 11:13 am
Anyone ever peed in bed before? ;D
At a younger age, yes.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/21/05 at 4:07 pm
My friend Nick took a crap on his brothers bed.. ;D
I did an outstanding pee earlier.
I was exploring my College and found how to get in to the Maintainence corridors.. anyway, there was a real nice bathroom down there.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/21/05 at 4:09 pm
Peeing is just a natural bodily function ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/22/05 at 11:49 am
Peeing is just a natural bodily function ;D
Yeap! Only natural.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 09/22/05 at 11:50 am
I spotted this, and then it hit me. I have to go to :-[
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/22/05 at 11:52 am
I spotted this, and then it hit me. I have to go to :-[
I will wait for your return.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 09/22/05 at 11:59 am
I will wait for your return.
Wow, escort service..... :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/22/05 at 1:01 pm
Wow, escort service..... :D
I'll one up Philip and actually accompany you inside!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/22/05 at 1:02 pm
I'll one up Philip and actually accompany you inside!
I stayed by the computer waiting!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 09/22/05 at 1:13 pm
I'll one up Philip and actually accompany you inside!
LMFAO- ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/22/05 at 3:26 pm
I hate peeing and farting at the same time. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Marty McFly on 09/22/05 at 3:26 pm
^ You mean like Leslie Nielsen did in the Naked Gun? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/22/05 at 3:30 pm
^ You mean like Leslie Nielsen did in the Naked Gun? ;D
Yeah something like that ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/22/05 at 4:12 pm
i hate coughing and farting at the same time. It hurts :-[
Why does that hurt?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/23/05 at 3:48 pm
Why wouldn't it ;D
Maybe because you have some trouble?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/23/05 at 4:17 pm
I must go soon!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/24/05 at 1:13 am
Oh what fun it is to change the blue toilet water into a nice aqyuamarine color.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/24/05 at 1:18 am
30 minutes ago!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 09/24/05 at 4:39 am
you guys are making me proud. ::) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 7:47 am
Oh what fun it is to change the blue toilet water into a nice aqyuamarine color.
What? There must be something wrong with you...
My toilet water turns red, not aquamarine! ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 8:35 am
Patti can't post!
Sorry, it's a game I made up a week or two ago. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 8:36 am
Philip can't post! :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/24/05 at 8:36 am
Just then!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/24/05 at 8:36 am
What? There must be something wrong with you...
My toilet water turns red, not aquamarine!  ;)
Egads!  You might want to call a priest to book an exorcism pronto!
Actually, upon reflection, if the toilet water was a lovely shade of blue, then red was added to it, then it would become purple methinks.  :-\\
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 8:37 am
No, I said the toilet water turns red, not my...er... :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 8:38 am
No posting for you!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/24/05 at 8:39 am
Patti can't post!
Sorry, it's a game I made up a week or two ago.  :P
Whaaa?  I can't post?  :\'(
Alright then, I'll just go play poker with the Tidy-Bowl man until I'm allowed to post again.  Either that or I'll get a nice hot bath.  Calgon take me away.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 8:41 am
Whaaa?  I can't post?  :\'(
Alright then, I'll just go play poker with the Tidy-Bowl man until I'm allowed to post again.  Either that or I'll get a nice hot bath.  Calgon take me away.
Are you familiar with the game? You spy on people on the "Who's Online" section, and if you see them posting in a place, you rush over and post something to block them.
Of course, you have to make sure the thread is appropriate. I mean, it would be pretty awkward if someone just finished typing something about how he's sorry how so-and-so's mother died, when suddenly "HAHAHA, you can't post!!!" ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 8:44 am
No posting for Phil!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 8:44 am
No cigar, Patti!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/24/05 at 8:45 am
No posting for Phil!
I did not post then!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 8:45 am
Denied!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/24/05 at 8:45 am
Are you familiar with the game? You spy on people on the "Who's Online" section, and if you see them posting in a place, you rush over and post something to block them.
Of course, you have to make sure the thread is appropriate. I mean, it would be pretty awkward if someone just finished typing something about how he's sorry how so-and-so's mother died, when suddenly "HAHAHA, you can't post!!!"  ;)
Aha!  no, I wasn't familiar with the game.  I just figured it was your thread, and perhaps I was getting a bit too silly (is that possible?) ÂÂ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 8:46 am
I did not post then!
Damn...must be the delay.
Aha! no, I wasn't familiar with the game. I just figured it was your thread, and perhaps I was getting a bit too silly (is that possible?)
It isn't my thread, and you can't really get too silly on a thread titled "I gotta pee". ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Barefoot_Blues on 09/24/05 at 2:52 pm
LMFAO now I have to pee
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/24/05 at 3:54 pm
Just been!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 4:32 pm
Now I've got to go!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/24/05 at 5:22 pm
Now I've got to go!
Don't flush yet,I want to go to. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/24/05 at 5:31 pm
I'm too lazy to go. I NEED SOME DEPENDS ;D
How much do you pee? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/24/05 at 5:44 pm
average of 5 times per day ;D
You're a pisser
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 5:45 pm
Really? I'm more like a three-times-a-day kind of guy. 8)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/24/05 at 6:25 pm
Really? I'm more like a three-times-a-day kind of guy.  8)
5-10
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/26/05 at 6:50 am
Several times already today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Paul on 09/26/05 at 7:14 am
Several times already today.
Must be all that tea...!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/26/05 at 7:14 am
Must be all that tea...!
Indeed!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 09/26/05 at 7:16 am
Several times already today.
Wow! Either you have a weak bladder or you are guzzling that tea like there's no tomorrow. ;D
Talking of which, I'm putting the kettle on. :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/26/05 at 7:19 am
Wow! Either you have a weak bladder or you are guzzling that tea like there's no tomorrow. ;D
Talking of which, I'm putting the kettle on. :)
;D
I see tea as an inspiration.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/26/05 at 7:02 pm
I can't pee yet.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 09/26/05 at 8:41 pm
I see tea as an inspiration.
Maybe it's just the aftermath that is inspiring.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/27/05 at 2:57 am
Would you believe it, three times last night!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/27/05 at 3:50 pm
Would you believe it, three times last night!
Wow,that's a lot of Pee
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/27/05 at 3:50 pm
I am going right now!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 09/27/05 at 11:09 pm
I am going right now!
Mmm... Mugs.. multi-purpose liquid containers.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/28/05 at 1:31 am
Mmm... Mugs.. multi-purpose liquid containers.
;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/28/05 at 5:10 pm
I peed yellow today. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Barefoot_Blues on 10/01/05 at 10:11 am
I peed yellow today. :P
Is that normal for you? :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/01/05 at 10:20 am
I peed yellow today. :P
I believe the yellow it is, means the amount of your Vitamin intake.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 10/01/05 at 2:30 pm
I believe the yellow it is, means the amount of your Vitamin intake.
Evidently I don't get enough vitamins.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/01/05 at 4:12 pm
I believe the yellow it is, means the amount of your Vitamin intake.
While that is the case in 99% of the time, darker yellow urine is excreted also when the person has a fever or simply because it happens to be the first morning pee.
And who said messages boards couldn't be educational and are a waste of time? lol not me. ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/01/05 at 4:32 pm
While that is the case in 99% of the time, darker yellow urine is excreted also when the person has a fever or simply because it happens to be the first morning pee.
And who said messages boards couldn't be educational and are a waste of time? lol not me. ;)
Just been!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/01/05 at 4:41 pm
olf faithful is just 'bout ready to explode. I'd better hit the bathroom ;D
I wonder if a National Park will suddenly spring up around you. Can't wait until all the tourists start snapping photographs for their Fall vacation slide show. You'll have to post signs about not feeding the bears...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 6:45 pm
I believe the yellow it is, means the amount of your Vitamin intake.
I drank a lot of coffee which has NO vitamins
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 7:54 pm
Snapping Peeparazzi photos ;D
Pooparazzi? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/04/05 at 12:45 am
First thing today
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/04/05 at 8:11 am
Is that normal for you? :D
Sometimes it is and sometimes it isn't. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/04/05 at 8:14 am
What is normal?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/04/05 at 8:22 am
What is normal?
Clear means you've been drinking lots of water to clean out your system.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/04/05 at 8:23 am
Clear means you've been drinking lots of water to clean out your system.
So water it will be tonight!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/04/05 at 8:35 am
So water it will be tonight!
Good Choice Phil
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/04/05 at 8:36 am
Good Choice Phil
Currently Orange Juice
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/04/05 at 8:39 am
Currently Orange Juice
Orange Juice has vitamins
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/04/05 at 8:41 am
Orange Juice has vitamins
If made correctly.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/04/05 at 8:42 am
If made correctly.
Sometimes they dilute it with water
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/04/05 at 8:43 am
Sometimes they dilute it with water
Less concentrated?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/04/05 at 8:45 am
Less concentrated?
Yes it is sometimes.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/04/05 at 8:46 am
Yes it is sometimes.
...but still helps everything to flow.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 10/05/05 at 12:35 pm
Clear means you've been drinking lots of water to clean out your system.
Mine is usually clear, just yellow when I get up.
Ever feel like you're providing too much information about yourself? ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/05/05 at 1:26 pm
Mine is usually clear, just yellow when I get up.
Ever feel like you're providing too much information about yourself?  ::)
It is only natural?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/05/05 at 6:26 pm
...but still helps everything to flow.
It sure does.pee is pee ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Johnny_D on 10/05/05 at 9:40 pm
It sure does.pee is pee ;D
Every kiss begins with k, and every piss begins with p. 8)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Southern Image on 10/06/05 at 3:17 pm
I gotta go so bad, but there is someone in there right now >:(
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 10/06/05 at 3:24 pm
I peed yellow today. :P
That just means it's concentrated with urea, Howard. It's your body telling you to remove the waste from your kidneys/liver and usually happens when you haven't been to the toilet for a while.
What you eat and drink is a factor too. :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/06/05 at 3:39 pm
That just means it's concentrated with urea, Howard. It's your body telling you to remove the waste from your kidneys/liver and usually happens when you haven't been to the toilet for a while.
What you eat and drink is a factor too. :)
I drank at least 8-10 glasses today so I peed clear as a bell. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: deadrockstar on 10/06/05 at 11:22 pm
I've drank way too much Dr.PepperDr.Pepper is so refreshing.
Contract or no; I will NOT bow to any sponsor.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/07/05 at 12:01 am
I'll piss on you.. stop shi*ting and do the opposite on you
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/05 at 12:55 am
first thing this morning.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/07/05 at 3:18 pm
I've got to stop drinking so much damn water. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 10:19 pm
We are the knights who say "pee"!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/08/05 at 12:12 am
We are the knights who say "pee"!
Don't parody such a great movie
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/08/05 at 12:27 am
Alright then....
... We'll call it a draw. :P
'tis only a flesh wound!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/05 at 3:45 am
Twice already today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/08/05 at 8:26 am
If you have to go pee,Give your girlfriend a golden shower ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/05 at 9:21 am
Three times today now.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/05 at 9:26 am
The Commodores ... "Once, Twice ... Three Times a Pisser" ;D
I've already peed three times today and it's only been 2 hours since i woke up :D
Gradualy building up for the fourth time
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/05 at 1:22 pm
Crowded House - Four Pees in One Day? ;D
Fourth was sometime back now, I will let you know when the next occurs.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/05 at 2:52 pm
Oh, thank you, Phil. Don't worry me by not telling me...
Please ignore my next posting when it occurs.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 10/08/05 at 2:55 pm
If you have to go pee,Give your girlfriend a golden shower ;D
One of the reasons, Howard still hasn't got laid after a year of being with Robin. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/10/05 at 7:07 pm
One of the reasons, Howard still hasn't got laid after a year of being with Robin. ;) ;D
Well,She hasn't experienced being peed on yet. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 10/10/05 at 7:08 pm
Well,She hasn't experienced being peed on yet. ;D
I doubt she would enjoy it.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/10/05 at 7:16 pm
I doubt she would enjoy it.
She finds that gross.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/11/05 at 2:05 am
Just then, first task of the day.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/11/05 at 7:29 pm
I will pee right on you
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/11/05 at 8:50 pm
I will pee right on you
Dude...
*Leaves thread*
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/12/05 at 2:20 am
Yeap, just been
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/12/05 at 5:14 pm
Dude...
*Leaves thread*
Like you don't pee? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 10/12/05 at 5:16 pm
Like you don't pee? ;D
Not on other people though, Howard. ::) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/12/05 at 5:48 pm
Not on other people though, Howard. ::) ;D
It's great and it's tasty.urine has salt ;D :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 10/12/05 at 5:48 pm
It's great and it's tasty.urine has salt ;D :P
Shut up! :P ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 10/12/05 at 5:50 pm
I award this thread "Most Tasteful Thread Of The Month".
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 10/12/05 at 5:51 pm
I award this thread "Most Tasteful Thread Of The Month".
Typo error there YWN. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/12/05 at 5:55 pm
Shut up! :P ;D
I'm shutting up Bob
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/12/05 at 6:22 pm
Shut up! :P ;D
;D Nicely put.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 10/12/05 at 6:23 pm
I'm shutting up Bob
;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 10/12/05 at 6:24 pm
Typo error there YWN. ;D
Perhaps I should have said "tasty"?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 10/12/05 at 6:25 pm
Perhaps I should have said "tasty"?
Hmmmm . . . Beth, can I borrow your stick? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/12/05 at 6:28 pm
Hmmmm . . . Beth, can I borrow your stick? ;D
*Hands Bobby unsanded stick*
Thar ya go. Have it returned to me by dawn :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 10/12/05 at 6:40 pm
*Hands Bobby unsanded stick*
Thar ya go. Have it returned to me by dawn :)
Right. I don't know what I am supposed to do with this stick YWN but I'm going to give it to you hard. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/12/05 at 8:48 pm
It's great and it's tasty.urine has salt ;D :P
Children are tasty... they taste like bacon
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/13/05 at 2:22 am
Probably in the next five minutes.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 10/13/05 at 4:45 am
Children are tasty... they taste like bacon
And you are about as sick as Howard. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Paul on 10/13/05 at 7:19 am
It's great and it's tasty.urine has salt ;D :P
So that's what you and Robin have been getting up to...!!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/13/05 at 7:39 am
So that's what you and Robin have been getting up to...!!
No,I never said that Paul.I said that if need be in emergencies,I would drink my own urine to survive and live.That's the only way. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/13/05 at 12:11 pm
Several times already today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 10/13/05 at 12:23 pm
Once or twice....It's only noon.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 10/13/05 at 5:16 pm
*Hands Bobby unsanded stick*
http://www.trimpe.org/jr/pictures/give-him-the-stick.jpg
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/14/05 at 9:54 am
I have been home for about an hour now, and I still not have been.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: karen on 10/14/05 at 10:24 am
Going to go now and then do a bit of work!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/14/05 at 10:55 am
Just before I have a lie-down
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/14/05 at 12:39 pm
I did not know this until I saw the commercial, but did you know that urine glows when you use a black light? They've been advertising the heck out of a product here in the States on t.v. called "Urine Gone".
http://www.asseenontvguys.com/productimages/uringone1.jpg
You get a big bottle of this stuff AND it comes with a free black light, (I guess when you aren't running around your house looking for urine stains, you can shine it on your glow in the dark 60's velvet black light paintings.) Neat-o - Cool. ;D
http://www.asseenontvguys.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=62&OVRAW=urine%20gone&OVKEY=urine%20gone&OVMTC=standard
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/14/05 at 12:40 pm
I did not know this until I saw the commercial, but did you know that urine glows when you use a black light? They've been advertising the heck out of a product here in the States on t.v. called "Urine Gone".ÂÂ
http://www.asseenontvguys.com/productimages/uringone1.jpg
You get a big bottle of this stuff AND it comes with a free black light, (I guess when you aren't running around your house looking for urine stains, you can shine it on your glow in the dark 60's velvet black light paintings.) Neat-o - Cool.  ;D
http://www.asseenontvguys.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=62&OVRAW=urine%20gone&OVKEY=urine%20gone&OVMTC=standard
Who will be the first to buy?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/14/05 at 2:59 pm
I did not know this until I saw the commercial, but did you know that urine glows when you use a black light? They've been advertising the heck out of a product here in the States on t.v. called "Urine Gone".ÂÂ
http://www.asseenontvguys.com/productimages/uringone1.jpg
You get a big bottle of this stuff AND it comes with a free black light, (I guess when you aren't running around your house looking for urine stains, you can shine it on your glow in the dark 60's velvet black light paintings.) Neat-o - Cool.  ;D
http://www.asseenontvguys.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=62&OVRAW=urine%20gone&OVKEY=urine%20gone&OVMTC=standard
Will I have to spray this on my privates? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/14/05 at 3:12 pm
Will I have to spray this on my privates? ;D
Well...I guess if you want them to glow, go ahead. :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/14/05 at 3:47 pm
Well...I guess if you want them to glow, go ahead. :D
That's going to burn :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/14/05 at 4:19 pm
A couple times since.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: YWN on 10/14/05 at 4:29 pm
reminds me of that children's song "shine little slow worm, glitter! glitter!" ;D
What's little now?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/14/05 at 6:54 pm
That's going to burn :o
Actually after I thought about it, I was wrong, the urine is the stuff that glows, so it should glow with the black light before using the Urine Gone.. (This could be an interesting effect for Halloween! ;D )
Irregardless, I wouldn't recomend using the stuff on body parts, it has "enzymes" to "eat away" at urine. Egads!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/15/05 at 12:48 am
First thing today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/15/05 at 5:06 pm
I peed a lot today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/15/05 at 5:07 pm
Finally thing to do before I sleep
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/05 at 3:42 am
Done
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 10/16/05 at 4:31 am
About to...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/05 at 4:48 am
Just then
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/05 at 1:28 pm
Yes, I have been since last logging on.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/17/05 at 4:42 pm
I just P'd ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/18/05 at 3:37 am
Second time for today
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/18/05 at 5:35 pm
I didn't pee as much today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/18/05 at 5:48 pm
I just took a real big long piss. Almost had to flush twice ;D
Why twice?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/18/05 at 6:06 pm
alot of pee ;D
It should've flushed. ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Marty McFly on 10/18/05 at 6:11 pm
Why twice?
I'm guessing this might've been one of those instances where you don't want anyone to HEAR you going, so you simultaneously flush as you start peeing. But the pee lasts longer than the flush. I HATE THAT. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/19/05 at 7:21 am
I'm guessing this might've been one of those instances where you don't want anyone to HEAR you going, so you simultaneously flush as you start peeing. But the pee lasts longer than the flush. I HATE THAT. ;D
Several times already today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/19/05 at 11:30 am
Oh yes, I hate that too. It takes too long for the toilet to fill back up so you can flush it again. Often, I just make loud coughing noises ;D
...and just when you start...
..the phone rings!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/19/05 at 4:23 pm
I peed and passed gas at the same time
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/19/05 at 6:24 pm
Have you ever been talking to someone on the phone and then realized that they had taken the phone into the bathroom with them and had pee'd while talking to you. God I hate that! If I were talking to someone and had to go, I'd always ask if I could call them back in about 10 minutes as I had an errand to attend to. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/20/05 at 2:11 am
Have you ever been talking to someone on the phone and then realized that they had taken the phone into the bathroom with them and had pee'd while talking to you. God I hate that! If I were talking to someone and had to go, I'd always ask if I could call them back in about 10 minutes as I had an errand to attend to. ;D
Totally bad ettique!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/20/05 at 2:29 am
Oh yes, I hate that too. It takes too long for the toilet to fill back up so you can flush it again. Often, I just make loud coughing noises ;D
I don't mind going to the potty parlour and having people here me go #1, although, I sometimes giggle to myself if someone just keeps going and going... and then stops... and then starts again.. lol ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/20/05 at 3:08 am
I am about to go!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/20/05 at 3:40 pm
The Scoop on Poop
DISGUSTING!! :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/20/05 at 11:15 pm
I have a shy bladder. :-going outdoors? I would basically do anything rather then have to go outdoors. Must be a woman thing. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/21/05 at 1:15 am
I have only gone outdoors once or twice when I was about 3 or 4 years old and was forced to by way of a tree limb smacking me, lol.
I went on vacation to North Carolina 2 years back and we stayed overnight on a remote island and were pretty far away from the nearest port a potty so I held it in all night and through a good portion of the morning, too. I am sure my bladder is gonna give up on me one of these days..
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/21/05 at 2:15 am
Just then!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/21/05 at 2:50 pm
peed already
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/21/05 at 2:52 pm
All day!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/02/05 at 4:53 pm
Just went recently :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/05 at 4:45 am
First thing this morning
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/03/05 at 4:05 pm
I peed so much today
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/05 at 5:26 pm
I went about half-hour ago
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/05 at 5:43 pm
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/05 at 5:58 pm
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/05/05 at 4:56 pm
I am saving up for tonight
Try Not To Hold It In
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/05/05 at 5:03 pm
Just been, ready for the night.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/05/05 at 5:04 pm
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/05/05 at 5:08 pm
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/06/05 at 2:13 am
First thing this morning
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/06/05 at 5:09 pm
2 Times today
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/06/05 at 5:28 pm
Went earlier.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/06/05 at 5:46 pm
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/05 at 12:08 pm
first thing when I arrived home!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/07/05 at 4:36 pm
I peed so much
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/05 at 4:37 pm
Just half-an-hour ago.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/17/05 at 5:24 pm
Yeap, last thing at night!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/17/05 at 7:43 pm
Just on my way to do that, I'm sure you are all thrilled to have this piece of information.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/18/05 at 5:01 am
Back in mo!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/20/05 at 12:41 pm
Today I had the most craziest problem.When I was walking home from my group therapy today,My bladder felt like a tight balloon.At first,It wasn't all that bad but then I could feel my stomach getting tighter like it's about to burst but I just couldn't hold it in that much so I let a little urine drip down my pants trying to ease my pain and then in the cold I was doing a nervous dance trying to get home very badly.So then when I got home My underwear and pants were all soaken wet.Thank God I made it home or else I would've wound up with stomach and bladder problems.I felt much better later on after I had a nice piss.I hope for people on here that you never have this problem like I had today. :P ::)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/20/05 at 2:12 pm
Today I had the most craziest problem.When I was walking home from my group therapy today,My bladder felt like a tight balloon.At first,It wasn't all that bad but then I could feel my stomach getting tighter like it's about to burst but I just couldn't hold it in that much so I let a little urine drip down my pants trying to ease my pain and then in the cold I was doing a nervous dance trying to get home very badly.So then when I got home My underwear and pants were all soaken wet.Thank God I made it home or else I would've wound up with stomach and bladder problems.I felt much better later on after I had a nice piss.I hope for people on here that you never have this problem like I had today. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/21/05 at 3:20 pm
Oh dear!
That really happened and I will try not to drink so much coffee and water.It's very painful on my bladder when you hold in tons of liquid in your system. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/21/05 at 4:02 pm
I always get to learn where the public loos are, so if required I can head straight to them.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/21/05 at 4:07 pm
I always get to learn where the public loos are, so if required I can head straight to them.
Not a fan of public toilets... but when you've gotta go... you've gotta go. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/21/05 at 4:08 pm
Not a fan of public toilets... but when you've gotta go... you've gotta go.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/21/05 at 4:10 pm
I was thinking in lines of those in department stores which can be better kept and supervised>
Those are better than the one's I'm thinking of. (Usually a small, stand-alone building somewhere)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/22/05 at 2:17 am
Just before I will go to work.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 12/22/05 at 5:52 am
Went a few hours ago.
I'll be needing to go soon.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/22/05 at 2:37 pm
Went a few hours ago.
I'll be needing to go soon.
Try not to hold it in like I did or you'll have a terrible stomachache. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/23/05 at 10:09 am
Dashing off right now!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/23/05 at 3:42 pm
I peed about 8 times today. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/23/05 at 5:05 pm
Just then during the commercial break.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/24/05 at 8:45 am
I can pee about 8 times and that's included with the coffee and water I drink just about every day. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/24/05 at 8:46 am
Off right now before I have a lie down, I could in for a long night.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/24/05 at 8:52 am
Off right now before I have a lie down, I could in for a long night.
How much can you urinate in 1 day Phil? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/24/05 at 9:28 am
How much can you urinate in 1 day Phil? ;D
I have never measured the amount.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/26/05 at 5:25 pm
ZERO GRAVITY TOILET
PASSENGERS ARE ADVISED TO READ INSTRUCTIONS BEFORE USE
The toilet is of the standard zero-gravity type. Depending on requirements, System A and/or System B can be used, details of which are clearly marked in the toilet compartment. When operating System A, depress lever and a plastic dalkron eliminator will be dispensed through the slot immediately underneath. When you have fastened the adhesive lip, attach connection marked by the large "X" outlet hose. Twist the silver coloured ring one inch below the connection point until you feel it lock.
The toilet is now ready for use. The Sonovac cleanser is activated by the small switch on the lip. When securing, twist the ring back to its initial-condition, so that the two orange line meet. Disconnect. Place the dalkron eliminator in the vacuum receptacle to the rear. Activate by pressing the blue button.
The controls for System B are located on the opposite wall. The red release switch places the uroliminator into position; it can be adjusted manually up or down by pressing the blue manual release button. The opening is self adjusting. To secure after use, press the green button which simultaneously activates the evaporator and returns the uroliminator to its storage position.
You may leave the lavatory if the green exit light is on over the door. If the red light is illuminated, one of the lavatory facilities is not properly secured. Press the "Stewardess" call button on the right of the door. She will secure all facilities from her control panel outside. When green exit light goes on you may open the door and leave. Please close the door behind you.
To use the Sonoshower, first undress and place all your clothes in the clothes rack. Put on the velcro slippers located in the cabinet immediately below. Enter the shower. On the control panel to your upper right upon entering you will see a "Shower seal" button. Press to activate. A green light will then be illuminated immediately below. On the intensity knob select the desired setting. Now depress the Sonovac activation lever. Bathe normally.
The Sonovac will automatically go off after three minutes unless you activate the "Manual off" over-ride switch by flipping it up. When you are ready to leave, press the blue "Shower seal" release button. The door will open and you may leave. Please remove the velcro slippers and place them in their container.
If the red light above this panel is on, the toilet is in use. When the green light is illuminated you may enter. However, you must carefully follow all instructions when using the facilities during coasting (Zero G) flight. Inside there are three facilities: (1) the Sonowasher, (2) the Sonoshower, (3) the toilet. All three are designed to be used under weightless conditions. Please observe the sequence of operations for each individual facility.
Two modes for Sonowashing your face and hands are available, the "moist-towel" mode and the "Sonovac" ultrasonic cleaner mode. You may select either mode by moving the appropriate lever to the "Activate" position.
If you choose the "moist-towel" mode, depress the indicated yellow button and withdraw item. When you have finished, discard the towel in the vacuum dispenser, holding the indicated lever in the "active" position until the green light goes on...showing that the rollers have passed the towel completely into the dispenser. If you desire an additional towel, press the yellow button and repeat the cycle.
If you prefer the "Sonovac" ultrasonic cleaning mode, press the indicated blue button. When the twin panels open, pull forward by rings A & B. For cleaning the hands, use in this position. Set the timer to positions 10, 20, 30 or 40...indicative of the number of seconds required. The knob to the left, just below the blue light, has three settings, low, medium or high. For normal use, the medium setting is suggested.
After these settings have been made, you can activate the device by switching to the "ON" position the clearly marked red switch. If during the washing operation, you wish to change the settings, place the "manual off" over-ride switch in the "OFF" position. you may now make the change and repeat the cycle.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/10/06 at 3:03 am
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/10/06 at 1:45 pm
Just been!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/10/06 at 3:32 pm
Peed a lot today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/10/06 at 3:49 pm
Peed a lot today.
Especially when it is cold?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/10/06 at 3:53 pm
Especially when it is cold?
I pee less when it's cold but when it's humid,I drink gallons of water. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/10/06 at 3:54 pm
I pee less when it's cold but when it's humid,I drink gallons of water. :P
I must be all the tea drunk to keep warm.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/10/06 at 3:55 pm
I must be all the tea drunk to keep warm.
Is it warm enough there in England to drink water?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/10/06 at 3:57 pm
Is it warm enough there in England to drink water?
During the summer, yes.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/10/06 at 3:58 pm
During the summer, yes.
How cold does it get?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/18/06 at 3:39 am
How cold does it get?
Coldness, in the summer or winter?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/19/06 at 1:15 am
The reason the waking up too early!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: deadrockstar on 03/19/06 at 1:39 am
What goes on in this thread?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/19/06 at 3:23 am
What goes on in this thread?
Nothing goes on on this thread, it is just that it goes?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/19/06 at 7:15 am
What goes on in this thread?
piss happens in this thread. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/19/06 at 7:21 am
I always thought it amazing (and weird) that a thread was devised to discuss when and how often we actually go to pass water.
pppsssssssssssssssssssssssssss ;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/19/06 at 8:43 am
I always thought it amazing (and weird) that a thread was devised to discuss when and how often we actually go to pass water.
pppsssssssssssssssssssssssssss ;D ;D
Has anyone made a survey on who has the most?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/19/06 at 6:15 pm
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/20/06 at 9:59 am
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 03/20/06 at 10:03 am
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: KKay on 03/20/06 at 10:34 am
Asparagus.
I had vitamins.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/20/06 at 11:32 am
I had vitamins.
After the human body has taken its limit in vitamins, it flushes the excess out the most natural way possible.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/20/06 at 5:35 pm
I hate yellow piss. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/20/06 at 5:39 pm
Asparagus.
Oh I can't believe you said that!!!
Once I'd been eating asparagus and... well the inevitable... I swear to God I thought I'd got some serious disease or something..thank God it passed :-[ I was Googling for symptoms of allsorts and was ready to go to the Doctors as I was so worried. :-[ :-[
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 03/20/06 at 11:36 pm
Oh I can't believe you said that!!!
Once I'd been eating asparagus and... well the inevitable... I swear to God I thought I'd got some serious disease or something..thank God it passed :-[ I was Googling for symptoms of allsorts and was ready to go to the Doctors as I was so worried. :-[ :-[
HAHAHA! I eat it on purpose, for said reasons.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/20/06 at 11:40 pm
Just for everyone's edification, your urine should be close to clear, not dark yellow. Yellow urine means you're not hydrated enough and you need to drink more water.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/21/06 at 12:51 am
how the f*ck does a thread about urination even get 828 posts. I guess it all counts in the bigger picture doesn't it 8)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/21/06 at 2:52 am
Just for everyone's edification, your urine should be close to clear, not dark yellow. Yellow urine means you're not hydrated enough and you need to drink more water.
Hence, first thing in the morning, when no water has been drunk overnight.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/21/06 at 2:59 am
HAHAHA! I eat it on purpose, for said reasons.
;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/21/06 at 3:01 am
Just for everyone's edification, your urine should be close to clear, not dark yellow. Yellow urine means you're not hydrated enough and you need to drink more water.
Actually urine usually is a deeper yellow first thing in the morning because it's become more concentrated - usually if you haven't been to the loo overnight, ideally it's a pale straw colour but becomes darker because of the sugar content....Godddddd I can't believe I'm in the Pee thread again :-[
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/21/06 at 3:23 am
[quote author=whis
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 6:22 am
how the f*ck does a thread about urination even get 828 posts. I guess it all counts in the bigger picture doesn't it 8)
Are you pissed? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/21/06 at 7:54 am
Are you pissed? ;D
No unfortunately not - I'm sitting here at my desk listening to kids screaming in the background ::)
Roll on Thursday!!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 03/21/06 at 12:28 pm
Just for everyone's edification, your urine should be close to clear, not dark yellow. Yellow urine means you're not hydrated enough and you need to drink more water.
What if it's green, am I not drinking enough Soda?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/21/06 at 12:31 pm
What if it's green, am I not drinking enough Soda?
Green?
I have seen purple, after eating beetroot.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 5:52 pm
Green?
I have seen purple, after eating beetroot.
Is purple urine dangerous? :( :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/23/06 at 2:09 pm
Is purple urine dangerous? :( :o
No.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/23/06 at 2:21 pm
No.
Some people pee blood.That could mean something is wrong with their urine.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/23/06 at 2:23 pm
Some people pee blood.That could mean something is wrong with their urine.
Yes, blood is a sign and the doctor should attend to it.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/23/06 at 2:31 pm
Yes, blood is a sign and the doctor should attend to it.
You have to make sure to drink plenty of water.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/23/06 at 4:43 pm
About half-an-hour ago.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/24/06 at 3:45 pm
I pissed my brains out today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/24/06 at 3:59 pm
Just then.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/06 at 2:32 pm
Until It's Time For You To Go ~ Elvis Presley
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/27/06 at 4:44 pm
I'm part of the PPP ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/30/06 at 1:16 am
First thing in the day!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/30/06 at 3:44 pm
I am with the PPP ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/30/06 at 4:39 pm
I am with the PPP ;D
I'm down with PPP (Yeah, you know me...)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/06 at 3:20 pm
I'm down with PPP (Yeah, you know me...)
I'm down with the PPP
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/06 at 3:22 pm
No call for it yet!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/06 at 3:24 pm
No call for it yet!
When do you think you'll be able to?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Southern Image on 03/31/06 at 3:26 pm
Glad to see we are still talking about pee. I'm holding mine in till I burst.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/06 at 3:31 pm
Glad to see we are still talking about pee. I'm holding mine in till I burst.
That's dangerous
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Southern Image on 03/31/06 at 3:33 pm
That's dangerous
Tell me about it. Its hard to run with your legs crossed. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/31/06 at 3:34 pm
Tell me about it. Its hard to run with your legs crossed. ;D
I hate it when I have to hold in my bladder :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/31/06 at 4:41 pm
I past just then
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: imadick on 04/01/06 at 11:09 am
Whats so great about all this pee talk? well anyway i just went.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/01/06 at 11:11 am
"...shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark."
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/03/06 at 4:47 pm
Whats so great about all this pee talk? well anyway i just went.
pee if you must
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/03/06 at 4:49 pm
pee if you must
"Can I have a 'P' please Bob"
query from the Countdown quiz!!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/03/06 at 4:51 pm
"Can I have a 'P' please Bob"
query from the Countdown quiz!!
No P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/03/06 at 4:52 pm
No P
Drats.. I'll have to 'Q' then..always the way in the ladies huh? ;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/03/06 at 4:53 pm
Drats.. I'll have to 'Q' then..always the way in the ladies huh? ;D ;D
Yeah,I guess so
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/03/06 at 5:40 pm
[quote author=└┴┘├┤│└┐┬∟∑
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 04/03/06 at 6:39 pm
Ok I'm going to give you all a test ..
Define these words related to pee..
1. Micturation
2. Eneuresis
3. Dysuria
4. Polyuria
5. Hematuria
6. urinophil
7. urinoma
8. urocyanosis
9. uroflavin
10.urolithiasis
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/03/06 at 6:44 pm
Ok I'm going to give you all a test ..
Define these words related to pee..
1. Micturation
2. Eneuresis
3. Dysuria
4. Polyuria
5. Hematuria
6. urinophil
7. urinoma
8. urocyanosis
9. uroflavin
10.urolithiasis
1 frequency of.
2.an alarm for children who pee.. (you know)
dunno the rest.. if I was level headed maybe...later
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 04/03/06 at 6:46 pm
1 frequency of.
2.an alarm for children who pee.. (you know)
dunno the rest.. if I was level headed maybe...later
buzz
buzz
sorry both of those are the wrong answers.. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/03/06 at 6:46 pm
buzz
buzz
sorry both of those are the wrong answers.. :P
;D ;D drat that alarms on huh!!
When I worked in the Community Health dept. we used to loan those to parents of children with that problemo.
I can't believe I'm in the qui qui thread again.
Subject: Re: I gotta poo
Written By: Howard on 04/04/06 at 5:00 pm
[quote author=wһіѕ
Subject: Re: I gotta poo
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/04/06 at 7:19 pm
I changed the thread again.
Really Howard
said in a disgusted fashion!!
;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/05/06 at 2:02 am
[quote author=wһіѕ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Miss PIXIE on 04/05/06 at 4:16 am
I need a Qui Qui ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 04/05/06 at 5:28 am
First thing I do every morning.
Last thing I do each night.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/05/06 at 1:16 pm
First thing I do every morning.
Last thing I do each night.
Brush your teeth?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/05/06 at 4:42 pm
I did a little bit of both.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/05/06 at 4:43 pm
On my way to the computer.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/05/06 at 5:00 pm
On my way to the computer.
You peed on the computer? :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 04/07/06 at 9:24 am
An exceptionally long one this morning shortly after I woke up.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: KKay on 04/07/06 at 9:32 am
mine was kinda green. ???
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/07/06 at 11:15 am
mine was kinda green. ???
...green?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/07/06 at 11:49 am
Just then
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/07/06 at 2:56 pm
mine was kinda green. ???
You peed green?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 04/07/06 at 11:27 pm
mine was kinda green. ???
This will happen when you follow my diet tips.
I sometimes suprise myself with what I see in the mornings.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/08/06 at 4:57 am
Moments ago
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/08/06 at 7:04 am
[quote author=wһіѕ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/08/06 at 9:06 am
As soon as I arrived home.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/08/06 at 12:45 pm
[quote author=wһіѕ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/09/06 at 7:23 am
Isn't it bad to hold on?
yes,stomach pains.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/09/06 at 7:34 am
Hang on back in a mo!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/10/06 at 4:28 pm
I'll pee later tonight
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/10/06 at 4:54 pm
[quote author=wһіѕ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/11/06 at 2:14 am
First thing today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/11/06 at 6:27 am
[quote author=wһіѕ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 04/11/06 at 9:35 pm
Why can't your penis tell you when you have to urinate? ;D
Yours dosen't?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Johnny_D on 04/11/06 at 9:59 pm
Every kiss begins with k, and every piss begins with p.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/12/06 at 1:51 am
As soon as I got up.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/12/06 at 6:23 am
Yours dosen't?
Actually,It's my brain that tells me when to piss. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 04/12/06 at 7:39 am
Not yet...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/12/06 at 4:32 pm
I just did.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/13/06 at 2:19 am
Before I go to work, it is a long walk...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/13/06 at 7:51 am
[quote author=wһіѕ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/13/06 at 10:38 am
[quote author=wһіѕ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/14/06 at 3:24 pm
I peed
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 04/14/06 at 7:32 pm
Actually,It's my brain that tells me when to piss. ;D
some might venture to say that for men, their brain is in their penis.. :P
Sorry couldn't resist.. l
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 04/14/06 at 7:56 pm
I like to call it "Potty Poop"
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/15/06 at 4:14 am
Somewhile back.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/06 at 1:04 am
Just then.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 04/29/06 at 1:19 am
This is a very weird thread. :-\\
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/06 at 3:05 am
Yeap!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 04/29/06 at 7:07 am
[quote author=wһіѕ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/06 at 11:41 am
Before I left to come home.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/29/06 at 6:24 pm
Yeah well in the public convenience today I honestly thought there was a horse in the cubicle next door to me, judging by the sound and amount of oui that was being expressed!! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 04/30/06 at 7:10 am
Ages ago!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/02/06 at 1:15 pm
3 times so far
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/02/06 at 2:03 pm
Just then
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/03/06 at 10:04 am
Last week.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/03/06 at 11:39 am
[quote author=wһіѕ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/06 at 1:11 pm
When I arrived home.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 05/03/06 at 3:01 pm
This old thread still around? You guys really love to talk about your bodily habits. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/03/06 at 4:28 pm
This old thread still around? You guys really love to talk about your bodily habits. ;D
Did you pee in England? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 05/03/06 at 4:34 pm
Did you pee in England? ;D
No, Howard, we are very reserved over here . . . It just means we sweat more. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/03/06 at 5:05 pm
No, Howard, we are very reserved over here . . . It just means we sweat more. ;) ;D
pee is reserved?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 05/03/06 at 5:06 pm
pee is reserved?
Nah, we are. ;) ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/03/06 at 5:07 pm
Nah, we are. ;) ;D
reserve it for me.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 05/03/06 at 5:09 pm
reserve it for me.
Oh dear, lol.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/03/06 at 5:12 pm
Oh dear, lol.
Don't worry about it Bob.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 05/03/06 at 5:14 pm
Don't worry about it Bob.
Do you want it first or second class?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/03/06 at 5:33 pm
[quote author=wһіѕ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 05/04/06 at 5:02 am
..infact i'm gonna get a pin ;D
Talk about breaking the dam. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/04/06 at 3:48 pm
Do you want it first or second class?
First class pee. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/04/06 at 4:38 pm
I'm in the PeeWee thread again.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/05/06 at 1:24 am
Moments ago.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 05/05/06 at 5:32 am
First class pee. ;D
Eugh! Lol. You certainly are after somebody else's urine in a hurry.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/05/06 at 12:42 pm
pppsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/05/06 at 2:55 pm
Not for somewhile.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/05/06 at 3:10 pm
I did a little bit of both,poo-pee. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/05/06 at 3:12 pm
Eugh! Lol. You certainly are after somebody else's urine in a hurry.
I don't want anyone else's urine. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/05/06 at 5:03 pm
It is nearly time to go.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/06 at 12:53 am
Yahoo spider 06:51:03 AM Viewing the topic I gotta pee.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/19/06 at 3:27 pm
I just did
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/06 at 3:30 pm
Ages ago.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 05/19/06 at 3:31 pm
I did about 5 minutes ago, however, it wasn't as urgent as my equipment had led me to believe.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/06 at 3:35 pm
[quote author=wһіѕ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/19/06 at 3:43 pm
[quote author=wһіѕ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/19/06 at 4:39 pm
Just then.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/25/06 at 12:48 am
Yahoo spider 06:46:11 AM Viewing the topic I gotta pee.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/25/06 at 12:52 am
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/25/06 at 3:34 pm
http://www.tdotjay.com/cam_images/2003/092003_pages/p1010433.jpg
She had to clean up her pee. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/30/06 at 2:05 am
Yahoo spider 08:00:51 AM Viewing the topic I gotta pee.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/30/06 at 5:46 pm
How many times today?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 05/31/06 at 1:34 am
How many times today?
Never counted.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 05/31/06 at 11:31 pm
I did a marvelous one around lunch time.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/06 at 12:55 am
First thing today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Tam on 06/01/06 at 1:21 pm
I don't have to pee but I do have to take a shower
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/01/06 at 3:23 pm
I don't have to pee but I do have to take a shower
pee in the shower?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/06 at 3:25 pm
There is a time when you arriving home...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Tam on 06/01/06 at 3:41 pm
TMI!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/06 at 3:43 pm
have u ever had to pee so bad, that you run in your house, into the bathroom, and just as you unzip, it comes out. It's like a real close call
Possibly.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/01/06 at 4:34 pm
have u ever had to pee so bad, that you run in your house, into the bathroom, and just as you unzip, it comes out. It's like a real close call
Yes That happened to me.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/01/06 at 4:42 pm
have u ever had to pee so bad, that you run in your house, into the bathroom, and just as you unzip, it comes out. It's like a real close call
Yes That happened to me.
To much information?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/01/06 at 4:52 pm
To much information?
Yes definitely
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/04/06 at 7:41 am
Just then.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 06/04/06 at 12:46 pm
have u ever had to pee so bad, that you run in your house, into the bathroom, and just as you unzip, it comes out. It's like a real close call
What's worse - is that happening in public. When I was in kindergarten, my mean ol' teacher didn'tbelieve I had to go potty because kids abused the bathroom priveledge, so she made me wait until recess. So, once the bell rang, I ran and ran into the bathroom tried to lift my skirt up, and go, and before I knew it, I felt it coming out. I was SO embarassased. It got all over my clothes and everything. Luckily school was almost over and I could go home. But, I'll never forget how disgusting that felt.
Okay, I know, TMI, but this stuff happens to us all - so don't deny yourself ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/04/06 at 12:50 pm
What's worse - is that happening in public. When I was in kindergarten, my mean ol' teacher didn'tbelieve I had to go potty because kids abused the bathroom priveledge, so she made me wait until recess. So, once the bell rang, I ran and ran into the bathroom tried to lift my skirt up, and go, and before I knew it, I felt it coming out. I was SO embarassased. It got all over my clothes and everything. Luckily school was almost over and I could go home. But, I'll never forget how disgusting that felt.
Okay, I know, TMI, but this stuff happens to us all - so don't deny yourself ;D
Have you ever thought of revenge on the teacher?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 06/04/06 at 12:56 pm
Have you ever thought of revenge on the teacher?
the silent but deadly kind ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/04/06 at 12:57 pm
Off to do the same, then watch TV.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Bobby on 06/04/06 at 1:09 pm
have u ever had to pee so bad, that you run in your house, into the bathroom, and just as you unzip, it comes out. It's like a real close call
Yes, that has happened to me too, lol. Sometimes I just don't know how I get away with that split-second time response.
What really winds me up is I go to the urinal, do the thing and think I'm done so I zip back up again only to find a few drops have dribbled down my leg.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/04/06 at 1:49 pm
Not since my last posting.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 06/04/06 at 7:29 pm
I gotta go, gotta go right now.. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/05/06 at 2:25 am
Yes
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/05/06 at 10:40 am
a detailed piss ...
I stand over the toilet as I unzip. The pee comes out in a nice smooth motion in a blondish yellow colour. As it hits the water, i let off a big sigh of relief. Then I shake off the extra drops, and zip back up
;D
WTF
:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/05/06 at 12:21 pm
a detailed piss ...
I stand over the toilet as I unzip. The pee comes out in a nice smooth motion in a blondish yellow colour. As it hits the water, i let off a big sigh of relief. Then I shake off the extra drops, and zip back up
;D
Oh yeah!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/05/06 at 4:57 pm
a detailed piss ...
I stand over the toilet as I unzip. The pee comes out in a nice smooth motion in a blondish yellow colour. As it hits the water, i let off a big sigh of relief. Then I shake off the extra drops, and zip back up
;D
too much pee
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/05/06 at 4:59 pm
I will before I go to bed.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/05/06 at 6:35 pm
I will before I go to bed.
Will you do it IN your bed? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/05/06 at 6:45 pm
better get out those depends ;D
Or else
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/06/06 at 1:18 am
I will before I go to bed.
Will you do it IN your bed? ;D
If I do it before I go to bed, I will not be in bed yet.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/06/06 at 1:20 am
The thousandth pee!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/06/06 at 1:24 am
1 pee lasts a day, but A thousand pees lasts a lifetime :D
If you're peeing for a whole day straight........you might want to cut down on your fluid intake.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 06/06/06 at 2:08 am
My potty break required me to sit - but don't they all? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/06/06 at 11:55 am
Will you do it IN your bed? ;D
If he does do it in bed he will need an eneuresis alarm or a nappy on? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/06/06 at 12:18 pm
If he does do it in bed he will need an eneuresis alarm or a nappy on? ;D
I am prefectly fine.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/06/06 at 1:50 pm
Go Now ~ Moody Blues ?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/06/06 at 2:38 pm
Wasn't that a Steely Dan song?
"You go back, Jack, do it in bed" ;D
'Do it again, in bed!!' ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/06/06 at 2:41 pm
Little By Little ~ Dusty Springfield ?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/06/06 at 6:19 pm
If you're peeing for a whole day straight........you might want to cut down on your fluid intake.
water and coffee
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/06/06 at 6:20 pm
I'm psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttt off ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/07/06 at 12:40 am
First thing after waking up.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 06/07/06 at 12:46 am
I went potty earlier (Jason, you better listen to this one) and it was GREEN! :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/07/06 at 12:04 pm
I went potty earlier (Jason, you better listen to this one) and it was GREEN! :o
Green? How come?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/07/06 at 12:04 pm
Green? How come?
Asparagus?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/07/06 at 12:06 pm
Asparagus?
I know that Beetroot makes it a purple colour.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 06/07/06 at 2:23 pm
;D I think it was from this pill I took to help with this cold I'm dealing with. It's green in color and I think it enhanced the color of my urine - Lovely ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/07/06 at 2:42 pm
;D I think it was from this pill I took to help with this cold I'm dealing with. It's green in color and I think it enhanced the color of my urine - Lovely ;D
Pills do do strange things.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/07/06 at 2:45 pm
pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss...............aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :D :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/07/06 at 2:54 pm
http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/nop.gif
;D
OH NO!! Corks required? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/07/06 at 2:56 pm
Corks?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/07/06 at 2:57 pm
Corks?
Bungs! :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/07/06 at 3:04 pm
Bungs! :D
Tie a knot in it?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/07/06 at 4:33 pm
Corks and Bungs? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/13/06 at 1:13 am
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/5073842.stm
'Peeometer' test for gents health
Gents across Yorkshire have been urged to take the "tinkle test" to check their hydration levels.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/13/06 at 5:22 pm
Has anyone peed and pooped at the same time?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/02/06 at 8:52 am
Yahoo spider 02:50:52 PM Viewing the topic I gotta pee.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/05/06 at 6:31 pm
For gawds sake don't pee on the seat!!! and if you do...WIPE IT UP!!! >:(
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/05/06 at 7:28 pm
For gawds sake don't pee on the seat!!! and if you do...WIPE IT UP!!! >:(
and that goes for women too. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/06/06 at 1:56 am
Yeap! Just have.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/06/06 at 4:11 am
Oddly enough, today's society no longer requires that you declare it when you have to relieve a few volts!
-Thank you for playing!
-Thank you. Drive through. Come again!!!
:D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/06/06 at 7:06 am
Just before I left work.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/06/06 at 7:30 pm
I P'd
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/06/06 at 7:40 pm
Freely?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/07/06 at 4:00 pm
I saw,I peed,I messed up the seat. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/07/06 at 4:19 pm
Ages ago!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/07/06 at 6:18 pm
M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-In-Yer-I!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/06 at 5:47 am
Several times already today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: mugg on 07/22/06 at 5:35 pm
you know it was good when you get that tingly chilling feeling up your spine as you are peeing... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/22/06 at 6:41 pm
Aw, damn, I guess this means we're back to knowing exactly how many times a day Philip Eno uses the loo. :(
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/23/06 at 1:00 am
Aw, damn, I guess this means we're back to knowing exactly how many times a day Philip Eno uses the loo. :(
Not only me!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: mugg on 07/23/06 at 1:10 am
Not only me!
if you shake it more then once it's called playing with yourself :D
http://www.borndigital.com/hermes/img/urinal.jpg
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 2:58 pm
Peed after I drank Starbucks Coffee and Iced Tea
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/23/06 at 2:59 pm
Peed after I drank Starbucks Coffee and Iced Tea
Is that so bad to cause it straight away?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 3:35 pm
Is that so bad to cause it straight away?
I drank them one hour after the other
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/06 at 3:07 am
I gotta pee, but not real bad, so I took the time to find this thread ;D
It is good you have found this thread, for it will now be quicker for us to go now.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/31/06 at 4:59 pm
peed in a cup
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/06 at 1:32 am
First thing today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/06 at 1:42 pm
First thing on arrival at work today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 08/01/06 at 5:39 pm
nothing like a cup of pee to brighten your day ;D
This was for a medical exam
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/06 at 2:22 am
I will go before I go
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 08/03/06 at 6:37 am
Interesting one today..
I got up to take a slash as one does most mornings.
Then 30 seconds after finishing, I had to go again.. for an equally long period of time.
Not something that happens to me very often, evacuation is usually a one stop procedure.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: KKay on 08/03/06 at 10:07 am
you have finally consumed enough to turn into a beer tap.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/06 at 12:42 pm
Interesting one today..
I got up to take a slash as one does most mornings.
Then 30 seconds after finishing, I had to go again.. for an equally long period of time.
Not something that happens to me very often, evacuation is usually a one stop procedure.
What was you drinking last night?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 08/03/06 at 3:03 pm
I peed today
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/06 at 4:34 pm
About an hour ago.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: DJ Midas on 08/30/06 at 2:56 pm
People have been holding it in for nearly a month! :o
I gotta go now. So does *hic* this pink elephant. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/elefant.gif
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Rice_Cube on 08/30/06 at 2:58 pm
People have been holding it in for nearly a month! :o
I gotta go now. So does *hic* this pink elephant. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/elefant.gif
Me too. Time me! :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Rice_Cube on 08/30/06 at 3:01 pm
Me too. Time me! :D
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh...
That was good. Gave me the shakes and a peegasm. How long was that?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/30/06 at 3:56 pm
Just have!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 08/30/06 at 4:17 pm
drank too much coffee,water and cola
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: KKay on 08/30/06 at 8:26 pm
i had two beers.
gotta pee.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/31/06 at 1:38 am
After a good peaceful sleep, it was the first thing this morning.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 3:40 pm
peed so much today
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: KKay on 08/31/06 at 3:42 pm
had water.
always go before driving home.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 3:46 pm
had water.
always go before driving home.
you couldn't pee in the bushes? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/31/06 at 4:51 pm
I think twice since I was last online.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 5:54 pm
I've gotta go pee pee
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/31/06 at 5:58 pm
Speaking of peeing, how hard is it to put the toilet paper roll on the toilet paper roll holder? I don't know how many times I've told my sister to do that, she never does.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 6:02 pm
Speaking of peeing, how hard is it to put the toilet paper roll on the toilet paper roll holder? I don't know how many times I've told my sister to do that, she never does.
It's rather simple. Does she just lay the roll over the old roll and just pull it off each time?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 6:03 pm
I had a great one about an hour ago, let it build for some time.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 6:04 pm
I think after all that pepper I had a bit ago in my sandwich, I may be in for one nasty colon explosion.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 6:11 pm
I think after all that pepper I had a bit ago in my sandwich, I may be in for one nasty colon explosion.
Would that not be in the thread entitled 'I Gotta Crap'?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/31/06 at 6:13 pm
It's rather simple. Does she just lay the roll over the old roll and just pull it off each time?
She leaves it sitting on the sink. Or on the side of the tub. Or on the cabinet in front of the toilet. If she at least got the roll near the roll holder, I'd stop bitching.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 6:16 pm
She leaves it sitting on the sink. Or on the side of the tub. Or on the cabinet in front of the toilet. If she at least got the roll near the roll holder, I'd stop bitching.
Ya know... even I'm capable of putting the roll on the holder.. and I am pretty much incapable of everything.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 6:18 pm
Would that not be in the thread entitled 'I Gotta Crap'?
Is there such a thread? :-\\
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 6:18 pm
Is there such a thread? :-\\
There will be soon.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 6:19 pm
I literally gotta go - bye for now ;D ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/06 at 1:30 am
Is there such a thread? :-\\
There will be soon.
There is now.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/06 at 1:31 am
Just then, did anyone noticed?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 5:59 pm
Just then, did anyone noticed?
too early in the morning.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/02/06 at 4:53 am
In a moment
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Southern Image on 09/05/06 at 12:45 pm
I tired to read while peeing, but it was way too fast :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/05/06 at 12:48 pm
Many a time today, it must the cold weather?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Southern Image on 09/05/06 at 12:49 pm
Notice how pee is warm in the winter. :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 12:50 pm
I wonder if it's possible for a boyfriend and girlfriend to pee together.She's sits on the toilet while the guy is standing up and urinating.Is that a good idea? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 12:51 pm
Notice how pee is warm in the winter. :D
You can actually see smoke rising up from the cold ground. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Rice_Cube on 09/05/06 at 12:51 pm
I wonder if it's possible for a boyfriend and girlfriend to pee together.She's sits on the toilet while the guy is standing up and urinating.Is that a good idea? ;D
Howard, you've entered a new dimension of weird :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 12:52 pm
Howard, you've entered a new dimension of weird :D
Thank You.I always wanted to try something different. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/05/06 at 11:56 pm
I wonder if it's possible for a boyfriend and girlfriend to pee together.She's sits on the toilet while the guy is standing up and urinating.Is that a good idea? ;D
All I can say to this is what the f*ck.
Not every thought that runs through your head needs to be typed out, dude. Considering how your own girlfriend won't let you look at her vagina half the time, you're going to have a hell of a time convincing her to let you piss together.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: deadrockstar on 09/06/06 at 12:09 am
http://www.recruitaarontorrez.com/images/0hgdfghtr2%20%282%29.gif
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/06/06 at 12:21 am
http://www.recruitaarontorrez.com/images/0hgdfghtr2%20%282%29.gif
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/06/06 at 3:46 am
Yo, Dude!
Cool pic, but it kinda reminds me of Verne Troyer- no offense!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/06/06 at 4:55 pm
All I can say to this is what the f*ck.
Not every thought that runs through your head needs to be typed out, dude. Considering how your own girlfriend won't let you look at her vagina half the time, you're going to have a hell of a time convincing her to let you piss together.
girl has problems,ok? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/06/06 at 5:17 pm
girl has problems,ok? ;D
Wait....that's funny?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/06/06 at 5:45 pm
Wait....that's funny?
I thought that was funny.I want us both to see each other's genitals while peeing,nothing wrong with that.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/06/06 at 5:46 pm
I thought that was funny.I want us both to see each other's genitals while peeing,nothing wrong with that.
That's so gross....urination is a private thing. You don't "share" that with somebody. Ewww.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/06/06 at 5:48 pm
That's so gross....urination is a private thing. You don't "share" that with somebody. Ewww.
What do you want,I'm a exhibitionist if that's what you want to call it.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/06/06 at 5:53 pm
What do you want,I'm a exhibitionist if that's what you want to call it.
Hey, if you're into that good for you.....I just think it's nasty. Showering together is uber-cool. Taking a bath together is uber-cool. Pissing together? Uber-nasty.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/06/06 at 6:02 pm
Hey, if you're into that good for you.....I just think it's nasty. Showering together is uber-cool. Taking a bath together is uber-cool. Pissing together? Uber-nasty.
I guess you're right,I'm sorry :-[
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/06/06 at 6:04 pm
I guess you're right,I'm sorry :-[
Oh for God's sake....what are you sorry about? That I don't agree with you? It ain't that big of a deal.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/06/06 at 6:05 pm
Oh for God's sake....what are you sorry about? That I don't agree with you? It ain't that big of a deal.
I'm agreeing with you Sister that's it's a private thing
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/07/06 at 12:53 am
Very early this morning.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/07/06 at 3:24 pm
too much urination
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/07/06 at 11:30 pm
Howard...
You're not into golden showers, are you?
???
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/08/06 at 12:54 am
Yes
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/08/06 at 4:13 pm
Howard...
You're not into golden showers, are you?
???
No
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/06 at 3:25 am
Definitely before I go out.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: CeeKay on 09/11/06 at 8:45 am
I'm bumping this because I do have to go pee... and I thought the pee and crap threads should be near each other.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: KKay on 09/11/06 at 9:19 am
^ you are so on top of things!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/11/06 at 1:17 pm
Just then.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 09/11/06 at 1:18 pm
I just finished. I even washed my hands. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/11/06 at 1:24 pm
We always wash our hands.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 3:51 pm
We always wash our hands.
after we touch our genitals
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/06 at 1:09 am
First thing this morning.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/12/06 at 1:17 am
after we touch our genitals
Thankfully as a woman, I don't have to touch my genitals to pee.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/12/06 at 6:59 am
Thankfully as a woman, I don't have to touch my genitals to pee.
On the contrary,women DO have to touch their genitals AFTER they pee. ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 09/12/06 at 11:37 am
I hope I don't get into trouble for this
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/06 at 11:38 am
Just before I left work.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/12/06 at 5:52 pm
Just before I ate dinner
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/12/06 at 6:09 pm
... I'm working on it... any moment now.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/12/06 at 6:15 pm
... I'm working on it... any moment now.
Just don't struggle too much ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/12/06 at 6:17 pm
Just don't struggle too much ;)
... I'm waiting for a full stream's worth to collect inside my bladder ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/12/06 at 6:19 pm
... I'm waiting for a full stream's worth to collect inside my bladder ;D
Have you tried water?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/16/06 at 8:57 am
A little while back.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/02/06 at 2:01 am
...and again!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 7:17 am
An excellent one this morning.. it gave the bathroom a scent of asparagus.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: KKay on 10/02/06 at 8:41 am
^ http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/puke.gif
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 3:52 pm
I peed today
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 3:53 pm
I peed today
Awesome. Now we know your kidneys work.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/02/06 at 5:12 pm
I need to go, so I am sure it will be highly concentrated. Poor kidneys - I'm making them work :\'(
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 5:13 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/02/06 at 5:14 pm
They always work
And for some, they don't :(
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 5:17 pm
And for some, they don't :(
What happened to your kidneys?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:21 pm
What happened to your kidneys?
There's nothing wrong with her kidneys (at least I hope not). She was just saying that for some people, they have problems with them.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 5:22 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/02/06 at 5:23 pm
What happened to your kidneys?
I was born with underdeveloped kidneys, but I guess they're normal now. I can hold it for a reallllyyyyy long time ;D But, yes, some other people have it much worse and then they need to be on dialysis.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 5:25 pm
I was born with underdeveloped kidneys, but I guess they're normal now. I can hold it for a reallllyyyyy long time ;D But, yes, some other people have it much worse and then they need to be on dialysis.
I can hold my urine for quite a long time too
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 5:26 pm
I can hold my urine for quite a long time too
In your hands.. or a cup?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 5:27 pm
In your hands.. or a cup?
in my bladder
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 5:32 pm
in my bladder
Ooohh, I hadn't thought of that.. maybe I'll start using mine.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:32 pm
Ooohh, I hadn't thought of that.. maybe I'll start using mine.
Duh Andy.....God. Don't you think anymore?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 5:33 pm
Ooohh, I hadn't thought of that.. maybe I'll start using mine.
Great Idea
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 5:33 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:34 pm
Great Idea
Yes, yes it is. You're full of them today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 5:34 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:34 pm
Anymore?
I think we can all spot the redundant word in that sentence.
Too true. Once I said your name, I didn't need to put the word "God" following it. It's a given.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:35 pm
I'm full of piss? :o
*stares*
You don't know what I was referring to?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 5:36 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:37 pm
That's right.. yeah.. don't be forgetting that.
I have it written on a piece of paper taped to my computer. It give me clarity and direction.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 5:38 pm
I'm full of piss? :o
Better put something in your ears then.
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:38 pm
What happened? :(
......
You said "Great Idea". I then followed that up with "Yes, yes it is. You're full of them today." Then you said "I'm full of piss?". See if you can spot the problem there.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:38 pm
Better put something in your ears then.
Surgical gauze is better than cotton balls. Not that I'd know from experience or anything.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 5:40 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 5:40 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:41 pm
Did you mean full of jokes?
........
You can't be serious.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 5:41 pm
I will pee later
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:41 pm
How are the marks on your back?
Healing.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 5:42 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 5:42 pm
Did you pee Davey?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:43 pm
That Jellyfish never saw you coming.
I'm stealth, man.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:43 pm
Did you pee Davey?
Yeah Andy, did you? I didn't get a chance to ask you yet today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 5:44 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 5:45 pm
Did you pee Davey?
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:45 pm
Oh, I'm glad you clarified with the today remark.. I was about to try and remember every piss I'd ever taken.
That's me....the clarity Queen.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 5:46 pm
Oh, I'm glad you clarified with the today remark.. I was about to try and remember every piss I'd ever taken.
Why yes I have. This morning I did a long one that smelt of asparagus.. in fact, I've probably done half a dozen today.
YOU WIN!!!
No you won ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 5:47 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 5:48 pm
We're lucky to have you around.
Maybe you could follow Howard with a Megaphone and flash cards?
What did I win?
a urine sample
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:48 pm
We're lucky to have you around.
Maybe you could follow Howard with a Megaphone and flash cards?
I'd do it in a heartbeat, being the clarity Queen and all.....but that's a lifetime committment. I got sh*t to do.
What did I win?
50 pence and a lifetime supply of toilet paper.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 5:50 pm
a urine sample
Who's? If it's mine.. well.. I could get that any time.
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:51 pm
Nah, it's only until you direct him in to oncoming traffic.
Is that when the megaphone will come in handy?
50.. that's it.. I can't even get air freshner for that.
It's not a prestigious award yet. We don't have a big budget at the moment.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 5:52 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 5:54 pm
Maybe if you sold Howard to that Egyptian gentleman we were talking to.
I don't know if he was offering enough. We'd need top dollar.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 5:57 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/02/06 at 6:00 pm
I can hold my urine for quite a long time too
It's hard to do, and it's probably not very good for you to keep it in - but by my recommendation, please release it as often as necessary. Don't abuse the cabability of holding it in ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:10 pm
I am going to go and pee RIGHT NOW!!
I'll be back to report in a minute or so.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:11 pm
I am going to go and pee RIGHT NOW!!
I'll be back to report in a minute or so.
Awesome. I'll be waiting with bated breath.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:12 pm
I am going to go and pee RIGHT NOW!!
I'll be back to report in a minute or so.
Can I get a urine sample?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:13 pm
Can I get a urine sample?
You are into some freaky sh*t, Howard. Thank God Andy is too or else that would go right over his head.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:14 pm
Can I get a urine sample?
I can probably shake out a drop or two for ya Howard.
Well, it was a good piss.
Some trouble with my underpants, but I navigated that issue well, my hand technique was good and the flow was impressive. There was a good amount of splash but nothing left the bowl. The flush was excellent and I even washed my hands.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:16 pm
I can probably shake out a drop or two for ya Howard.
Make sure it gets in his cup.
Well, it was a good piss.
Those are the best kind.
Some trouble with my underpants, but I navigated that issue well
Since when did you start wearing underwear? >:(
The flush was excellent and I even washed my hands.
Bravo.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:17 pm
all out of Apple Juice, eh?
We need more AJ
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:18 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:18 pm
Funnily enough, I only started wearing underwear as a matter of course about 2 years ago.. before then I'd often let the breeze through.. but... the underwear does reduce the chafing.
I'm sure you enjoyed the chafing....in that you had to rub cream on the sores...you know....speed the healing.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:19 pm
I can probably shake out a drop or two for ya Howard.
Well, it was a good piss.
Some trouble with my underpants, but I navigated that issue well, my hand technique was good and the flow was impressive. There was a good amount of splash but nothing left the bowl. The flush was excellent and I even washed my hands.
Don't shake too much
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:19 pm
Don't shake too much
Nope, you don't want to risk breaking it off.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:20 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 6:20 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 6:21 pm
I like cream. :)
I'd get on my bike and ride miles just to make them worse.
You masochist, you.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:22 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/02/06 at 7:21 pm
Painful peeing is one thing I could go without.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/03/06 at 12:11 pm
First thing when I got home.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/03/06 at 1:21 pm
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Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: KKay on 10/03/06 at 10:11 pm
The best pain is the unnecessary kind.
yeah then it becomes necesary and then you get the fetish thread...
now, more about peeing... :)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/04/06 at 12:14 am
Woke up early this morning to go.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/06 at 1:51 am
Much earlier today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/09/06 at 6:01 pm
I emptied my bladder first thing coming home from vacation
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/10/06 at 1:05 am
Moments after waking up.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/06 at 4:57 am
Yahoo spider 10:56:12 AM Viewing the topic I gotta pee.
Do spiders pee?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/29/06 at 6:48 am
I peed,I saw I flushed the toilet.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 10/29/06 at 9:52 am
I peed,I saw I flushed the toilet.
I hope you washed your hands !
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 10/29/06 at 9:53 am
Yahoo spider 10:56:12 AM Viewing the topic I gotta pee.
Do spiders pee?
I wonder if spiders have little tiny spider kidneys and spider bladders..hmmm
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/06 at 11:56 am
Yahoo spider 10:56:12 AM Viewing the topic I gotta pee.
Do spiders pee?
I hope you washed your hands !
I wonder if spiders have little tiny spider kidneys and spider bladders..hmmm
Spiders do not wash their hands!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/29/06 at 10:11 pm
I hope you washed your hands !
Of course
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/30/06 at 1:01 am
As soon as I woke up.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 10/30/06 at 4:26 pm
3 times
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/06 at 12:54 am
Very early this morning.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/06 at 2:25 am
For some reason, this thread is getting shorter?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 11/01/06 at 3:48 pm
For some reason, this thread is getting shorter?
perhaps shorter pees? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/06 at 3:49 pm
perhaps shorter pees? ;D
Yes
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 11/01/06 at 4:19 pm
Yes
or not going to the bathroom more often
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/06 at 4:19 pm
or not going to the bathroom more often
Sometimes the walk to the bathroom is longer...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 11/01/06 at 4:26 pm
Sometimes the walk to the bathroom is longer...
I know...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/02/06 at 1:05 am
I know...
Sometimes the dash to the bathroom is longer...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whistledog on 11/02/06 at 1:18 am
I deleted every post I made in this thread, so now technically this is my first ever pee at inthe00s ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/02/06 at 1:25 am
I deleted every post I made in this thread, so now technically this is my first ever pee at inthe00s ;D
I though you were deleting the obscene replies to this thread!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whistledog on 11/02/06 at 1:31 am
I though you were deleting the obscene replies to this thread!
no. I was just deleting random posts of mine
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: mugg on 11/02/06 at 2:28 pm
Yahoo spider 10:56:12 AM Viewing the topic I gotta pee.
Do spiders pee?
i'm not sure, but they can fart... little known fact, a jumping spider doesn't actually jump to propell it's self
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 2:30 pm
I deleted every post I made in this thread, so now technically this is my first ever pee at inthe00s ;D
Why'd you do that for?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/02/06 at 2:32 pm
Why'd you do that for?
Yes whyWD?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 2:34 pm
Yes whyWD?
is he on now?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/02/06 at 2:39 pm
is he on now?
Yes he is.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 2:54 pm
Peed so much
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/02/06 at 2:57 pm
I have not peed enough for the day.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 2:59 pm
I have not peed enough for the day.
less liquid in your bladder
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/02/06 at 3:00 pm
less liquid in your bladder
Usually when it is cold you go more often.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 3:27 pm
Usually when it is cold you go more often.
That is right
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/02/06 at 3:32 pm
That is right
May be it is not cold enough?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 3:33 pm
May be it is not cold enough?
That could be
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/02/06 at 3:37 pm
That could be
Over the next few days, I will put it to the test.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 11/02/06 at 3:38 pm
Over the next few days, I will put it to the test.
Good Idea
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whistledog on 11/02/06 at 9:34 pm
Why'd you do that for?
Yes whyWD?
I was trying to lower my posts per day, but it didn't work ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/03/06 at 1:36 am
^ ;)
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 11/03/06 at 3:13 pm
peed a lot today
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/03/06 at 3:38 pm
Not so much today, but probably will be all night.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 11/04/06 at 4:36 pm
peed at least once today
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/04/06 at 5:54 pm
Several times today
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/06 at 2:41 pm
Just then!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 11/29/06 at 3:39 pm
I couldn't believe I held my bladder for about an hour :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/06 at 9:55 am
I couldn't believe I held my bladder for about an hour :o
Something I dare would not do!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/03/06 at 3:08 pm
Something I dare would not do!
I dared myself and thank god I went after.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 12/03/06 at 3:11 pm
I'm curious, how often do you all find yourself getting up to pee at night? Specifically the men? also, it would be beneficial to know your age as well. (I'm curious , because I tell my husband he should have his prostate checked cuz he gets up at least 3 times a night to pee.. He's 44. He doesn't think it's a problem. )
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/03/06 at 3:13 pm
I'm curious, how often do you all find yourself getting up to pee at night? Specifically the men? also, it would be beneficial to know your age as well. (I'm curious , because I tell my husband he should have his prostate checked cuz he gets up at least 3 times a night to pee.. He's 44. He doesn't think it's a problem. )
At least once or twice.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 12/03/06 at 3:15 pm
At least once or twice.
how old are you?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/03/06 at 3:15 pm
how old are you?
32
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 12/03/06 at 3:17 pm
hmm.. Well I'll have to get more replies.. to establish a verdict.
As for me, if I go before bed, I don't get up til it's time to get up in the morning.. not once, unless I drank alot before bedtime.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/03/06 at 3:18 pm
hmm.. Well I'll have to get more replies.. to establish a verdict.
As for me, if I go before bed, I don't get up til it's time to get up in the morning.. not once, unless I drank alot before bedtime.
I drink a lot of coffee water and soda
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 12/03/06 at 3:22 pm
right before bedtime?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/03/06 at 3:33 pm
right before bedtime?
Once in a while
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 12/03/06 at 3:34 pm
well i'll have to get more input.. I think 3 times a night is too often. He is at that age, where his prostate could be enlarged
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/03/06 at 3:35 pm
well i'll have to get more input.. I think 3 times a night is too often. He is at that age, where his prostate could be enlarged
How you could tell if someone has an excellent prostate?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 12/03/06 at 3:39 pm
How you could tell if someone has an excellent prostate?
ha ha.. do you really want to know the answer to that question?? :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/03/06 at 3:40 pm
ha ha.. do you really want to know the answer to that question?? :P
Yeah My prostate's pretty good.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 12/03/06 at 3:42 pm
Yeah My prostate's pretty good.
so you've already had it checked??
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/03/06 at 3:42 pm
Yeah My prostate's pretty good.
Unless your doctor has checked, you have no way of knowing for sure.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 12/03/06 at 3:47 pm
yeah, what she said.. However , there are usually symptoms that it's acting up.. such as getting up several times a night to pee... or difficulty emptying, or starting..
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/03/06 at 4:00 pm
Just then!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 12/04/06 at 1:17 am
Unless your doctor has checked, you have no way of knowing for sure.
Howard knows
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/06 at 1:46 am
As soon as I got up from sleep.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/04/06 at 4:28 pm
so you've already had it checked??
Should I the next time I go to my doctor even though I'm 32? ???
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/04/06 at 4:30 pm
yeah, what she said.. However , there are usually symptoms that it's acting up.. such as getting up several times a night to pee... or difficulty emptying, or starting..
I have no problems whatsoever with urinating plus I try to cut down on my coffee intake and to drink more water.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/04/06 at 4:43 pm
I am about ready...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 12/04/06 at 4:53 pm
Should I the next time I go to my doctor even though I'm 32? ???
I have no problems whatsoever with urinating plus I try to cut down on my coffee intake and to drink more water.
I think you're probably ok.. you can wait til you're 50.. which is the insurance guideline for annual prostate exams..
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/04/06 at 5:24 pm
I think you're probably ok.. you can wait til you're 50.. which is the insurance guideline for annual prostate exams..
How do they test you,pee from a cup? ???
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 12/04/06 at 6:23 pm
I went about an hour ago. Felt good. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Abix on 12/04/06 at 6:33 pm
How do they test you,pee from a cup? ???
well nope.. they do two things..
the 'digital' exam...which involves inserting a finger into a certain orifice and feeling for any unusual lumps or hardened masses..
and a PSA test, which is a blood test.. PSA stands for Prostate Specific Antigen.. if it's elevated, it could be an indicator that there is a chance of prostate cancer..
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/05/06 at 2:33 am
Just then, before the walk to work.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Gis on 12/05/06 at 6:25 am
well nope.. they do two things..
the 'digital' exam...which involves inserting a finger into a certain orifice and feeling for any unusual lumps or hardened masses..
and a PSA test, which is a blood test.. PSA stands for Prostate Specific Antigen.. if it's elevated, it could be an indicator that there is a chance of prostate cancer..
My dad did his blood test just last week! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/05/06 at 12:53 pm
well nope.. they do two things..
the 'digital' exam...which involves inserting a finger into a certain orifice and feeling for any unusual lumps or hardened masses..
and a PSA test, which is a blood test.. PSA stands for Prostate Specific Antigen.. if it's elevated, it could be an indicator that there is a chance of prostate cancer..
What do you mean a "certain orifice"? ???
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Gis on 12/05/06 at 3:24 pm
What do you mean a "certain orifice"? ???
Howard think 'behind' ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/05/06 at 9:47 pm
Howard think 'behind' ;D
I've got to remember to wipe before he goes in. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/06/06 at 12:20 am
Very early this morning
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/06 at 12:52 am
Done it!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 4:22 pm
I did already!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 4:23 pm
I have alleviated the contents of my bladder several times today, yes.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/07/06 at 4:36 pm
...before I sleep!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/07/06 at 4:43 pm
I have alleviated the contents of my bladder several times today, yes.
And I bet you did.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Sister Morphine on 12/07/06 at 4:44 pm
And I bet you did.
Well, I just said that I did, so that would be a good bet to make on your part.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/08/06 at 12:35 am
Actually all the time.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/08/06 at 3:06 pm
before I got into the shower
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: KKay on 12/08/06 at 3:27 pm
going right now..brb!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/08/06 at 4:26 pm
Just then.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/22/06 at 3:00 am
Guest 08:59:54 AM Viewing the topic I gotta pee.
Even guests still have to go!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/22/06 at 4:03 pm
peed plenty today
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/24/06 at 5:56 am
Later today
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 12/24/06 at 7:56 am
Later today too
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 12/24/06 at 7:57 am
About twenty minutes ago.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: spaceace on 02/06/07 at 8:58 pm
Last time I drink and post.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whistledog on 02/06/07 at 8:59 pm
I just had 6 pees within the last 2 hours
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: spaceace on 02/06/07 at 9:01 pm
Kool-aid will make you do that.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whistledog on 02/06/07 at 9:02 pm
so will Sunny Delight ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 02/07/07 at 12:46 am
15 pints of beer will too!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whistledog on 02/07/07 at 12:47 am
15 pints of beer will too!
15 pints of beer, and soon you'll need a new liver ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 02/07/07 at 3:25 pm
I peed
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/16/07 at 6:17 pm
Before sleep
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ultraviolet52 on 03/16/07 at 7:09 pm
I am just getting over an UTI, so yes, I've gotta pee! ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/16/07 at 7:27 pm
I realize this thread is about peeing but i don't have to pee.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/17/07 at 8:03 am
Just then, did anyone notice?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: danootaandme on 03/17/07 at 8:33 am
Just then, did anyone notice?
I did
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/17/07 at 9:03 am
I peed after shoveling the snow ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/17/07 at 9:03 am
Just then, did anyone notice?
No I tend to mind my own business.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/17/07 at 11:08 am
I peed after shoveling the snow ;D
Not writing your name in the snow?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/17/07 at 4:54 pm
Not writing your name in the snow?
I held it in :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: jackas on 06/15/07 at 7:41 pm
I just did.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/16/07 at 12:47 am
First thing after waking up,.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/17/07 at 6:28 am
This Morning.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/17/07 at 6:34 am
Any moment now.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/07 at 12:34 pm
Earlier this afternoon
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AnnieBanannie on 07/25/07 at 1:38 pm
About an hour ago.
They're renovating the bathrooms on my floor, starting with the men's. They're having the men use the ladies' room on this floor, and we chicks have to go use the ladies' room downstairs. When the men's room is done, the ladies' room up here is getting renovated, and we'll STILL have to use the one downstairs.
Such is life in a male-dominated industry...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/25/07 at 7:19 pm
I peed in a cup yesterday for my physical. ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AnnieBanannie on 07/25/07 at 8:35 pm
I peed in a cup yesterday for my physical. ;D
I hate that. Makes me nervous and it takes FOREVER.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/07 at 1:44 am
I peed in a cup yesterday for my physical. ;D
You usually find in that situation, you cannot go.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/26/07 at 7:11 am
You usually find in that situation, you cannot go.
I went.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/07 at 7:14 am
I just went, did anyone noticed?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee...
Written By: joedeertae on 07/26/07 at 7:16 am
... because I have drank a bladder full of coffee and my eyeballs are doing this! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/05/jarswim.gif
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/26/07 at 7:31 am
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I hate porta potties. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: joedeertae on 07/26/07 at 7:44 am
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I hate porta potties. :P
On the one hand they are usually pretty frackin' nAsTY... but on the other hand they can be a welcome "relief" in an emergency!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/26/07 at 7:46 am
On the one hand they are usually pretty frackin' nAsTY... but on the other hand they can be a welcome "relief" in an emergency!
Where do all the stuff go when it's all flushed?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: joedeertae on 07/26/07 at 7:51 am
It doesn't flush... the "stuff" stays in there until somebody comes and cleans it out.... hopefully soon!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/07 at 8:19 am
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiIHlKhGuDAAE0ejzbkF/SIG=128mthtqe/EXP=1185539463/**http%3A//www.geneknighthomes.com/HIP/images/image7.jpgI do not like them either. We had some at a cricket match I attended recently, and I was fourth in the queue, those in front I did not trust them on flushing properly, etc.
I hate porta potties. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Marian on 08/05/07 at 3:45 pm
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I hate porta potties. :P
I like to use them to save water
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/07 at 2:26 am
This morning, first thing
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whistledog on 08/16/07 at 5:48 pm
http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiIHlKhGuDAAE0ejzbkF/SIG=128mthtqe/EXP=1185539463/**http%3A//www.geneknighthomes.com/HIP/images/image7.jpg
I hate porta potties. :P
I once saw a man and a woman coming out of the same portable toilet. They were laughing and giggling. I don't even want to know what they were doing in there ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/17/07 at 12:28 am
^ He He!!
As soon as I woke up!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 2:11 pm
I once saw a man and a woman coming out of the same portable toilet. They were laughing and giggling. I don't even want to know what they were doing in there ;D
How could anyone stand the stench coming from inside those porta-potties? :P :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whistledog on 08/17/07 at 2:21 pm
How could anyone stand the stench coming from inside those porta-potties? :P :o
Some people embrace it :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 2:22 pm
Some people embrace it :o
Where's the flush in those porta potties? ???
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/19/07 at 1:29 am
Moments after waking up.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whistledog on 08/19/07 at 1:37 am
Everytime I see this thread, I feel the urge to take a piss. Damn thread >:(
;D
Subject: Re: I gotta give Philip £10,000 today
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/19/07 at 1:39 am
Everytime I see this thread, I feel the urge to take a piss. Damn thread >:(
;D
Does it happen all the time?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whistledog on 08/19/07 at 1:41 am
Does it happen all the time?
It seems to yes. I never have to pee, until someone else is peeing ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/19/07 at 1:41 am
It seems to yes. I never have to pee, until someone else is peeing ;D
I do not like the sound of that
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 08/20/07 at 4:10 pm
I peed.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/07 at 7:02 am
About an hour ago.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 08/21/07 at 4:37 pm
I peed.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 08/22/07 at 9:06 am
All day, it has been non-stop. It must be all this tea?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/23/07 at 6:04 am
First thing today and again, and again...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/23/07 at 6:56 am
didn't pee yet but hopefully soon.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/23/07 at 4:58 pm
Just then, did anyone noticed?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/23/07 at 5:53 pm
Just then, did anyone noticed?
Why Should I notice? ;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/28/07 at 9:29 am
I got up to leave the room
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/28/07 at 3:54 pm
I'll pee later.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/28/07 at 4:37 pm
Back then.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: mugg on 09/27/08 at 6:27 am
Warning: this topic has not been posted in for at least 120 days.
Unless there is important new information to be added or updated, start a new topic instead.
well after 120 days i'm bursting at the seams
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/27/08 at 6:30 am
I did not have to wait that long.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/27/08 at 6:32 am
I'll pee later.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/27/08 at 6:38 am
I have just so, totally unaware that this thread was to be bumped.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/27/08 at 6:43 am
I hope I don't have to pee later.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/27/08 at 6:45 am
I hope I don't have to pee later.
The urge while on the bus?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/27/08 at 6:48 am
The urge while on the bus?
No I have a barmitzvah to attend later.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: greenjello74 on 09/27/08 at 12:37 pm
I never did the golden shower thing, I like to get peoples reactions, I once had a bird sh*t on me, the dirty little bastard  ;D
Thats supposed to be good luck
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/27/08 at 12:51 pm
...with all this tea being drunk ?
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/27/08 at 10:24 pm
I peed way too much,had 2 cups of coffee,some water and a coke.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/28/08 at 7:41 am
I have been going all day long.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/28/08 at 9:41 am
I peed before.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/28/08 at 3:24 pm
...and again
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/29/08 at 6:01 am
I'll pee later.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/29/08 at 6:44 am
Before I went out and as soon as I came home.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whistledog on 09/29/08 at 11:52 am
51 pages of people pissing. Hasn't anyone ever heard of 'holding it in'? :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/29/08 at 12:17 pm
51 pages of people pissing. Hasn't anyone ever heard of 'holding it in'? :D
There are times when you cannot.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: ninny on 09/29/08 at 1:06 pm
I've ben holding it...now I got to go.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/29/08 at 1:09 pm
I've ben holding it...now I got to go.
See you in a mo!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/29/08 at 3:08 pm
51 pages of people pissing. Hasn't anyone ever heard of 'holding it in'? :D
I could never hold it in. :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/29/08 at 4:49 pm
Last thing at night before sleep.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: whistledog on 09/29/08 at 5:50 pm
I could never hold it in. :o
I can hold my pee in for days if need be
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/29/08 at 11:40 pm
I can hold my pee in for days if need be
I will not ask...
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/30/08 at 7:23 am
I can hold my pee in for days if need be
must be painful. :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 09/30/08 at 8:41 am
any moment now!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 09/30/08 at 12:56 pm
just peed before.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 10/02/08 at 2:36 am
It was a race to the bathroom door this morning.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/02/09 at 8:34 am
I will let Howard bump this thread.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/02/09 at 5:18 pm
I will let Howard bump this thread.
I had to pee twice today.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/03/09 at 3:14 am
I had to pee twice today.
I know you would.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 03/03/09 at 7:22 am
I know you would.
I drank too much hot chocolate. :P
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/09 at 3:05 am
I drank too much hot chocolate. :P
I do not wish to know!
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/30/09 at 7:48 am
I'll pee later.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/20/12 at 3:28 pm
Wow this thread has gone almost 3 years without anyone peeing. :o
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 05/20/12 at 6:36 pm
Wow this thread has gone almost 3 years without anyone peeing. :o
I'm a-peein', European, we're all a-peein'! :D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 05/21/12 at 7:55 am
I'm a-peein', European, we're all a-peein'! :D
;D
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/05/12 at 6:28 am
Wow this thread has gone almost 3 years without anyone peeing. :o
I do not wish to know.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 06/05/12 at 7:14 am
I have to pee soon.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: wildcard on 07/04/12 at 12:13 am
I have to pee soon.
well stop holding it and just go over there in those bushes.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: Howard on 07/04/12 at 7:38 am
well stop holding it and just go over there in those bushes.
I went already.
Subject: Re: I gotta pee
Written By: wildcard on 07/04/12 at 12:34 pm
I went already.
It was about time