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Subject: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 7:16 pm

lets see what we can get away with    :D
post whatever you want

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jaytee on 04/13/05 at 7:18 pm

Are you the guest speaker?  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 7:23 pm

I was hired because of my expertise   :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 7:23 pm


Jiminy, I think you better call the NYC vice squad... 3 days with no Howard.. something must be very wrong..

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 7:27 pm


Jiminy, I think you better call the NYC vice squad... 3 days with no Howard.. something must be very wrong..

Howard might be quoting Lou Gehrig after a few days with Robin...

Today I concider myself the luckiest man in the world

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Apricot on 04/13/05 at 7:28 pm


Jiminy, I think you better call the NYC vice squad... 3 days with no Howard.. something must be very wrong..


Oh God, what if they ARE... you know....


DOING IT????

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: NullandVoid on 04/13/05 at 7:32 pm

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Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Bobby on 04/13/05 at 7:32 pm


Oh God, what if they ARE... you know....


DOING IT????


He would probably come back emotional with tears in his eyes and a lump in his throat (well . . . he won't have a lump anywhere else after that, LMAO!!!  ;D).

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Bobby on 04/13/05 at 7:33 pm


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'Copy' and 'paste' are such great tools aren't they? ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jaytee on 04/13/05 at 7:36 pm


He would probably come back emotional with tears in his eyes and a lump in his throat (well . . . he won't have a lump anywhere else after that, LMAO!!!  ;D).


;D ;D ;D  You're a shocker!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: NullandVoid on 04/13/05 at 7:37 pm

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Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 7:39 pm

I wonder what Howard's record is for days not posting?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Bobby on 04/13/05 at 7:40 pm


I wonder what Howard's record is for days not posting?


4 hours and 26 minutes.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Bobby on 04/13/05 at 7:41 pm


;D ;D ;D  You're a shocker!


Ha ha!  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: NullandVoid on 04/13/05 at 7:42 pm

AHHHHH!!! AMerican Idol's on!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Bobby on 04/13/05 at 7:43 pm


AHHHHH!!! AMerican Idol's on!


. . . Talking about an idiot convention.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 7:48 pm


AHHHHH!!! AMerican Idol's on!

I'm right here  8)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Apricot on 04/13/05 at 7:53 pm

Everyone is less pretty then me except for me.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Apricot on 04/13/05 at 8:48 pm

DUH!!!! I LIKE TO RUN! RUNNING IS FUN!!!!!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: shiprunner12 on 04/13/05 at 8:51 pm


Have you ever wondered how they make Gatoraid? ???
http://humar.times.lv/bilo_delo/pic/mass_piss.jpg


Thanks Jiminy. Now every time I go to drink Gatorade that image will haunt my mind, and because of that I'll do worse in my track meet. You've ruined my chance of getting the freshman record, Jiminy, I hope your happy.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Apricot on 04/13/05 at 8:55 pm

HAHA, that image is still in poor Stephen's mind, though.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 9:01 pm


Thanks Jiminy. Now every time I go to drink Gatorade that image will haunt my mind, and because of that I'll do worse in my track meet. You've ruined my chance of getting the freshman record, Jiminy, I hope your happy.

drink poweraid  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: shiprunner12 on 04/13/05 at 9:04 pm


drink poweraid  ::)


I for some reason hate Powerade. I'm not sure why since its basically the same stuff as Gatorade.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/13/05 at 9:07 pm

Gatoraid just plain sucks.  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: shiprunner12 on 04/13/05 at 9:11 pm


Gatoraid just plain sucks.  ::)


:o >:( >:( :o  Gatorade is the best. They have like a hundred different flavors and its the awesomest thing ever after strenuous physical activity. I will admit some Gatorade is weak on flavor, but for most it is really good. Without Gatorade before I run I'd be drinking water, and water gives me cramps.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/13/05 at 9:20 pm


:o >:( >:( :o  Gatorade is the best. They have like a hundred different flavors and its the awesomest thing ever after strenuous physical activity. I will admit some Gatorade is weak on flavor, but for most it is really good. Without Gatorade before I run I'd be drinking water, and water gives me cramps.


Sorry if I offend you, but I find Gatoraid to be too salty for my taste.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: shiprunner12 on 04/13/05 at 9:23 pm


Sorry if I offend you, but I find Gatoraid to be too salty for my taste.


No you didn't offend me. I wouldn't be drinking Gatorade if it wasn't for track. I'd be drinking Cherry Pepsi and Dr. Pepper.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 9:34 pm


Sorry if I offend you, but I find Gatoraid to be too salty for my taste.

it's the salts that make it good for sports

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 9:36 pm

goan

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 10:21 pm


:o >:( >:( :o  Gatorade is the best. They have like a hundred different flavors and its the awesomest thing ever after strenuous physical activity. I will admit some Gatorade is weak on flavor, but for most it is really good. Without Gatorade before I run I'd be drinking water, and water gives me cramps.


Shiprunner, what is your favorite Gatorade flavor?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 10:28 pm

anyone ever use one of these torture divices?

http://www.mercadolibre.com.ar/org-img/preview/MLA/122004/8823107_5975.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 10:31 pm


anyone ever use one of these torture divices?

http://www.mercadolibre.com.ar/org-img/preview/MLA/122004/8823107_5975.jpg


Yes, and it is really painful.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/other/annoyed.gif  I tried it once............once.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 10:34 pm

something to further your education  ;)

http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddiseases/pubs/gas/

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 10:35 pm

Has anyone tried the Flowbee?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 10:37 pm



Ladies... would you ever try this?  Maybe I don't quite get how it works, but it looks a bit uncomfortable to say the least...

http://www.thekeeperinc.com/

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 10:37 pm

Flatulence
Another common complaint is passage of too much gas through the rectum (flatulence). However, most people do not realize that passing gas 14 to 23 times a day is normal. Too much gas may be the result of carbohydrate malabsorption.


I'm not normal!!!   :o :o :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 10:40 pm

What about one of these?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 10:41 pm


Yes, and it is really painful.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/other/annoyed.gif  I tried it once............once.

mom got one for christmas one year and i had the bright idea to try to shave with it, it hurt like hell... it's also not a good idea to try shaving with nair hair remover, I tried doing this and it only removed patches of hair and I looked like a dog with mange and it also burned leaving red patches on my face for a week   :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 10:44 pm


Has anyone tried the Flowbee?


I saw the flowbee on TV but never tried it

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 10:45 pm



Ladies... would you ever try this?  Maybe I don't quite get how it works, but it looks a bit uncomfortable to say the least...

http://www.thekeeperinc.com/

i think i can go to the hardware store and make my own keeper  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 10:45 pm


mom got one for christmas one year and i had the bright idea to try to shave with it, it hurt like hell... it's also not a good idea to try shaving with nair hair remover, I tried doing this and it only removed patches of hair and I looked like a dog with mange and it also burned leaving red patches on my face for a week   :D


LOL that cracked me up jiminy! ;D  I had a friend that was trying to use our Epilady and she wasn't paying attention to what she was doing and it sucked up the hair on her head. ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 10:46 pm


What about one of these?

that's a full sized rubber woman?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 10:47 pm


LOL that cracked me up jiminy! ;D  I had a friend that was trying to use our Epilady and she wasn't paying attention to what she was doing and it suck up the hair on her head. ::)

mom took her's back to the store, like fools we all sat around on christmas day seeing who was brave enough to try it on a leg or arm  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 10:48 pm



Ladies... would you ever try this?  Maybe I don't quite get how it works, but it looks a bit uncomfortable to say the least...

http://www.thekeeperinc.com/


I would not use that.  So how do you remove it?  And what if you drop it during removal? :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 10:48 pm


that's a full sized rubber woman?


Yes, and she pee's.  Notice the dog's water dish. ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 10:50 pm


mom took her's back to the store, like fools we all sat around on christmas day seeing who was brave enough to try it on a leg or arm  ;D


And you were brave enough to try it on your face? ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 10:50 pm


Yes, and she pee's.  Notice the dog's water dish. ::)

I thought that was for dog food   ;D
does she have a button to push?
can you fill her with beer?
  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 11:00 pm


I would not use that.  So how do you remove it?  And what if you drop it during removal? :P


I have no idea... and that little "stick" on the end??  I guess that would work if you're wearing a dress and no underwear?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 11:03 pm


I thought that was for dog food   ;D
does she have a button to push?
can you fill her with beer?
  ;D


I don't know how she does it. ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 11:03 pm

I got the name of this thread from an Anthrax song called "caught in a mosh"  ;D

Why don’t you listen to me when I try to talk to you
Stop thinking of yourself, for just a second fool
Shut up, shut up, I don’t wanna hear your mouth
Your mother made a monster,
Now get the hell out of my house
Bridgecan’t stand it for another day
I ain’t gonna live my life this way
Cold sweat, my fists are clenching
Stomp, stomp, stomp the idiot convention

Which one of these words don’t you understand
I’m caught in a mosh!
Talking to you is like clapping with one hand

What is it? -- caught in a mosh!
What is it? -- caught in a mosh!

Don’t tell me how to do my job
There’s the door, your name’s on the knob
You’re always in the way, like a beast on my back
Were you dropped as a baby, cause brains you lack
Can’t stand it for another day
I ain’t gonna live my life this way
Cold sweat, my fists are clenching
Stomp, stomp, stomp, the idiot convention
Which one of these words don’t you understand?

I’m caught in a mosh
Talking to you, is like clapping with one hand
What is it? -- caught in a mosh!
What is it? -- caught in a mosh!

Think-before you speak
Or suffer for your words
Learn, to give respect
That others, give to you
Aaaaaaaaaaah, the best you can do

Hey man!
I’m trying to reason but you don’t understand
Talking in circles, we’ll never get it straight
Just you and me in our theatre of hate
Can’t stand it for another day
I ain’t gonna live my life this way
Cold sweat, my fists are clenching
Stomp, stomp, stomp, the idiot convention
Which one of these words don’t you understand?

I’m caught in a mosh!
Talking to you is like talking with one hand
What is it? -- caught in a mosh!
What is it? -- caught in a mosh!
  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 11:04 pm


I have no idea... and that little "stick" on the end??  I guess that would work if you're wearing a dress and no underwear?


What about a tampon? ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 11:05 pm


And you were brave enough to try it on your face? ???

yes, I tried it on my face... I did this first... if you are an actor and need some tears for a sad scene, this is the way to do it  ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 11:08 pm


yes, I tried it on my face... I did this first... if you are an actor and need some tears for a sad scene, this is the way to do it  ;)


LOL  Either that or try it on your nose hair. :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 11:09 pm


What about a tampon? ::)


lol a string is a little more flexible.  :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 11:10 pm


LOL   Either that or try it on your nose hair. :o

if you grit your teeth together and close your eyes, you can pull all the nose hair you want pain free   :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 11:11 pm


hey here's an idiot question for the idiot convention, but i really dont know the answer. i always get the names confused.

which metal band is the christian one?  is it stryper, slayer or a different one?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 11:11 pm


Q: how do you put out a pussy fire?
A: you tampon it   ::)


;D ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 11:13 pm


hey here's an idiot question for the idiot convention, but i really dont know the answer. i always get the names confused.

which metal band is the christian one?  is it stryper, slayer or a different one?


or Slaughter?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 11:13 pm


hey here's an idiot question for the idiot convention, but i really dont know the answer. i always get the names confused.

which metal band is the christian one?  is it stryper, slayer or a different one?


Stryper

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 11:13 pm


hey here's an idiot question for the idiot convention, but i really dont know the answer. i always get the names confused.

which metal band is the christian one?  is it stryper, slayer or a different one?

Stryper are christian, Slayer isn't
http://accordionguy.blogware.com/Photos/2004/12/stryper.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 11:14 pm


or Slaughter?

Slaughter was named after the lead singer, Mark Slaughter

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 11:14 pm


thanks.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 11:20 pm


or Slaughter?


Thanks Andrea, now I have the song Fly To The Angels, stuck in my head. ;)  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 11:22 pm



Thanks Andrea, now I have the song Fly To The Angels, stuck in my head. ;) ::)



Hey, don't worry I'll get rid of it for you right now, Chrissy...

Here's a little song I wrote...
You might want to sing it note for note,
Dont worry.... be happy....

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 11:23 pm


Thanks Andrea, now I have the song Fly To The Angels, stuck in my head. ;)  ::)

now you will have "steel heart - angel eyes" stuck in your head, they sound a lot like Slaughter  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 11:25 pm



Hey, don't worry I'll get rid of it for you right now, Chrissy...

Here's a little song I wrote...
You might want to sing it note for note,
Dont worry.... be happy....


Hey Andrea, I have something in my eye.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/mfinger/pokeeye.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 11:28 pm


Hey Andrea, I have something in my eye.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/mfinger/pokeeye.gif


LMFAO!  I didnt see that one! ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 11:30 pm


Hey Andrea, I have something in my eye.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/mfinger/pokeeye.gif

it could of been worse   ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 11:37 pm


Hey Jiminy, I was looking through the earlier posts of "What 70's song are you listening to?" and I was surprised to see that you listen to Johnny Cash. ;D

Did you know that he used to go to the prisons and perform for the inmates??  I've seen alot of specials/documentaries on his life, it was pretty interesting.  He also tried to commit suicide by going into a tunnel with no food or water for quite awhile, then I guess he finally changed his mind and decided to come out.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 11:40 pm


Hey Jiminy, I was looking through the earlier posts of "What 70's song are you listening to?" and I was surprised to see that you listen to Johnny Cash. ;D

Did you know that he used to go to the prisons and perform for the inmates??  I've seen alot of specials/documentaries on his life, it was pretty interesting.  He also tried to commit suicide by going into a tunnel with no food or water for quite awhile, then I guess he finally changed his mind and decided to come out.

I knew about the performing for inmates, I even have some Meryl Haggard songs  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/13/05 at 11:41 pm

I think I got back on apricots good side, I made him some new photoshop images  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 11:41 pm


I knew about the performing for inmates, I even have some Meryl Haggard songs  :D


btw i just realized i used the wrong smiley jiminy.. i wasnt laughing at you, i like johnny cash too.  i meant to put a smiley face.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: RockandRollFan on 04/13/05 at 11:42 pm

Somebody actually believes it's alright for Michael Jackson to sleep in the same bed with young boys and dangle his child over a balcony ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/13/05 at 11:51 pm


I knew about the performing for inmates, I even have some Meryl Haggard songs  :D


I like Meryl! :D

It's Been A Great Afternoon is stuck in my head now. ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 11:54 pm


I like Meryl! :D

It's Been A Great Afternoon is stuck in my head now. ::)


another good country song is "The Only Hell My Momma Ever Raised"  I'm not sure who sang it though...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 11:55 pm


huh? it didnt get censored?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: RockandRollFan on 04/13/05 at 11:57 pm


good country song
Isn't that an oxy-moron ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/13/05 at 11:59 pm


Isn't that an oxy-moron ;D


oh, come on you have to admit there are some good country songs!  Im not a country "fan" but i like some of them :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/14/05 at 12:01 am


Isn't that an oxy-moron ;D


No, Mark! >:( ;) :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/14/05 at 12:02 am

now playing
I Ain’t that Lonely Yet - Dwight Yokam

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/14/05 at 12:04 am


now playing
I Ain’t that Lonely Yet - Dwight Yokam


In a country mood?

That's a good song, by the way. :)

Check this out. http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/funny/lew.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/14/05 at 12:14 am



Do you guys like Lenny Kravitz?

Now Playing Here in CALIFORNIA:  Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/14/05 at 12:18 am



Do you guys like Lenny Kravitz?

Now Playing Here in CALIFORNIA:  Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz


He's OK.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/14/05 at 12:25 am

We're not in Kansas

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: JamieMcBain on 04/14/05 at 10:11 am


Has anyone tried the Flowbee?



Looks painful to try!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/14/05 at 11:03 am

I saw a walrus spanking it at Sea World.  I was grossed out and everyone was standing there watching and laughing. :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/14/05 at 11:08 am

Your #2 meal, Mark.



Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ElDuderino on 04/14/05 at 2:48 pm

The RNC isn't for another 3 years.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/14/05 at 2:51 pm


The RNC isn't for another 3 years.


I think your fingers were on the wrong keys.  You accidently hit the R instead of the D. ;) ;D

I can see where that would happen, the keys are so close. :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/14/05 at 2:53 pm


Yes, and it is really painful.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/other/annoyed.gif  I tried it once............once.



Me too. My sister had one and had me try it out. Wasn't the most pleasent thing I felt.  ::)





Cat

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/14/05 at 2:58 pm


I saw a walrus spanking it at Sea World.  I was grossed out and everyone was standing there watching and laughing. :P

did you have to pay extra?  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/14/05 at 2:58 pm

For those of you who are interested, I heard rumors (and please don't ask where I heard it from), that whenever Howard tries to log it, it says that he is banned for violating board rules. But, yet his account is still active. So, I don't know what gives.




Cat

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/14/05 at 3:27 pm


He's banned temporarily, but Chucky's thinking about making it permanent. That's apparently what he said in a PM to Apricot.


We should start a thread begging for his release. ;D 

Howard is harmless and amusing.  It's been a little dead without him.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/14/05 at 3:28 pm


He's banned temporarily, but Chucky's thinking about making it permanent. That's apparently what he said in a PM to Apricot.

If we get rid of all the "Bad Apples" we will have no Cider  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ElDuderino on 04/14/05 at 3:41 pm

I really hope Howard gets unbanned.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/14/05 at 4:03 pm

Release Howard!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/14/05 at 4:07 pm


Release Howard!


Let the Monkey out of his cage!
http://www.all-creatures.org/anex/monkey-cage-04.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: gemini61 on 04/14/05 at 4:07 pm


For those of you who are interested, I heard rumors (and please don't ask where I heard it from), that whenever Howard tries to log it, it says that he is banned for violating board rules. But, yet his account is still active. So, I don't know what gives.




Cat

I thought it was pretty quiet around here.   :-\\

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/14/05 at 4:18 pm


I don't think we should really press it yet. It's only temporary, and it might make Chucky mad. If he does get permanently banned, however, THEN we should stop shaving and go around topless.


Ooops, I had better put my top back on then. :-\\ ;D

Hey, look at me with my protest sign.  I look liberal.http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/angry/director.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/14/05 at 4:18 pm


He's banned temporarily, but Chucky's thinking about making it permanent. That's apparently what he said in a PM to Apricot.


I personally find Howard's posts amusing, not offensive.  I hope he comes back. :(

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: NullandVoid on 04/14/05 at 4:31 pm


Poweraid bottles always freak me out. They're like, "I'm not coming out.... IIIIII'm not coming out.... IIII'm not com--YES I AM!!! *bamf*" Little jerks.




Isn't that the sound that nightcrawler makes?

btw,
I agree I think Howard should come back.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jaytee on 04/14/05 at 4:56 pm


I don't think we should really press it yet. It's only temporary, and it might make Chucky mad. If he does get permanently banned, however, THEN we should stop shaving and go around topless.


;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/14/05 at 4:58 pm

OHMIGOSH!

They took Howard away  :(

That's it.. we've gotta fight, for our right.. to be crude!!!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Apricot on 04/14/05 at 4:59 pm


We should start a thread begging for his release. ;D 

Howard is harmless and amusing.  It's been a little dead without him.


I get sick of some of the crap he says, though. The "oral or anal" crossed the line. As much as I don't like to go around playing moderator, there is a no-sex rule here. And sometimes... Well, I'll stop here.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/14/05 at 5:01 pm


The "oral or anal" crossed the line.


More like ripped the ring..

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 04/14/05 at 5:01 pm


I get sick of some of the crap he says, though. The "oral or anal" crossed the line. As much as I don't like to go around playing moderator, there is a no-sex rule here. And sometimes... Well, I'll stop here.

I missed that post    ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/14/05 at 5:13 pm


I get sick of some of the crap he says, though. The "oral or anal" crossed the line. As much as I don't like to go around playing moderator, there is a no-sex rule here. And sometimes... Well, I'll stop here.


I made a suggestion to Chucky that maybe there should be just one thread where "adult talk" is ok... that way those who don't want to read it don't have to, and it would probably help to keep the rest of the threads clean..   Although I realize that Chucky doesn't want to have sexual talk on the board at all, it also must be very time-consuming for him to pick through all the various threads for posts that he feels are inappropriate.   I suggested maybe a "private thread" that would be visible only to "regulars" that request access to it.   He didn't seem too crazy about the idea, he felt it might change the image of the whole board, but he did say he had considered it in the past.

Apricot, I can understand what you're saying.  If you are reading a thread about "Toys of the 80's", you probably don't want to see the thread turn into a discussion on sexual toys.  Would it still bother you if you knew the thread was intended for adult talk, and you read it anyway, and found those types of posts?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Bobby on 04/14/05 at 5:15 pm

I'm so sorry to hear Howard has got temporarily banned and I don't want him to be banned. It's a shame because I warned him about his posts too.  :\'(

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/14/05 at 5:18 pm


I get sick of some of the crap he says, though. The "oral or anal" crossed the line. As much as I don't like to go around playing moderator, there is a no-sex rule here. And sometimes... Well, I'll stop here.


Errrm.. there is a no Cussin' rule as well.. but you found a way around that  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/14/05 at 5:19 pm

Ehh?? He's been banned?  :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Paul on 04/14/05 at 5:22 pm


Errrm.. there is a no Cussin' rule as well.. but you found a way around that  ::)


My thoughts exactly, Andy...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Bobby on 04/14/05 at 5:41 pm


Errrm.. there is a no Cussin' rule as well.. but you found a way around that  ::)


Well said, Andy.  :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/14/05 at 6:01 pm


Errrm.. there is a no Cussin' rule as well.. but you found a way around that  ::)



Touche




Cat

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: gemini61 on 04/14/05 at 7:03 pm


I made a suggestion to Chucky that maybe there should be just one thread where "adult talk" is ok... that way those who don't want to read it don't have to, and it would probably help to keep the rest of the threads clean..   Although I realize that Chucky doesn't want to have sexual talk on the board at all, it also must be very time-consuming for him to pick through all the various threads for posts that he feels are inappropriate.   I suggested maybe a "private thread" that would be visible only to "regulars" that request access to it.   He didn't seem too crazy about the idea, he felt it might change the image of the whole board, but he did say he had considered it in the past.

Apricot, I can understand what you're saying.  If you are reading a thread about "Toys of the 80's", you probably don't want to see the thread turn into a discussion on sexual toys.  Would it still bother you if you knew the thread was intended for adult talk, and you read it anyway, and found those types of posts?

It wouldn't matter if it was made a "private thread" or not. If you tell a kid not to go into the "private thread", where do you think is the first place they're heading to? And we've had other threads supposedly for "potty humor" and it still ends up in all the other threads.  I don't think that's what Chucky had in mind when he started this forum.  Just my opinion. You can start throwing things now!  :-\\

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Marty McFly on 04/14/05 at 7:32 pm

Wow, this thread sure grew since this morning -- I was responding to the country music thing way back on Page 6 when I got one of those annoying 'Page Not Found' errors when you've been online too long, etc. So I just logged off after that.

On the subject at hand (I'm still fairly new, so I'm only barely starting to pick up what everyone here is like): Some of Howard's posts seem pretty funny, but that one was a little over the line (but hey, everybody makes mistakes).

I think stuff like that -- beyond, say a PG level -- should be relegatd to PM's. Not that I'm offended by it (takes alot to offend me, LOL) but someone else could be (I've moderated message boards before too, and sometimes you have to go with a "better safe than sorry" approach to editing - that's probably where Chucky is coming from) so you have to take that into account too.

You'll rarely find anything from me beyond PG-written, even if there were no rules anyway, so I don't mind!

PS: Now, as Marshall Strickland in BTTF 3 said - "Now c'mon everyone, this is a party. Let's have some fun!" :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/14/05 at 7:34 pm

I guess Howard is the Howard Stern of inthe00s. ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Marty McFly on 04/14/05 at 7:36 pm

^ LOL. Ya know, I didn't realize his avatar was a picture of himself - thought it was Howard Jones!!  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 04/14/05 at 7:38 pm


^ LOL. Ya know, I didn't realize his avatar was a picture of himself - thought it was Howard Jones!!  :D


;D I never thought about that before.  You should put that in "Separated at Birth"

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ADH13 on 04/14/05 at 8:06 pm


It wouldn't matter if it was made a "private thread" or not. If you tell a kid not to go into the "private thread", where do you think is the first place they're heading to? And we've had other threads supposedly for "potty humor" and it still ends up in all the other threads.  I don't think that's what Chucky had in mind when he started this forum.  Just my opinion. You can start throwing things now!  :-\\


I see what you're saying, Rhonda... I wasn't so much meaning the thread would be accessible based on age, I meant that people who don't like that type of discussion could avoid it by not going to it.  And the way I had suggested, the particular thread would be invisible to the rest of the members/guests, unless they had specifically requested access to it and are regular users.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Apricot on 04/14/05 at 8:19 pm


Errrm.. there is a no Cussin' rule as well.. but you found a way around that  ::)


Actually, Chucky laid down the bitchslap { ;D} on that today. He was all like PMing me like "Yo, cracka, you best cut this sh_t out!"  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Alchoholica on 04/15/05 at 8:16 am


It wouldn't matter if it was made a "private thread" or not. If you tell a kid not to go into the "private thread", where do you think is the first place they're heading to? And we've had other threads supposedly for "potty humor" and it still ends up in all the other threads.  I don't think that's what Chucky had in mind when he started this forum.  Just my opinion. You can start throwing things now!  :-\\


*THUD*

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: NullandVoid on 04/15/05 at 7:52 pm

EVERYBODY SING!!!!!!!

Watch out cause here we come
It's been a while but we're back with style
So get set to have some fun
We'll bring you action and satisfaction

We're the chipmunks
C-H-I-P-M-U-N-K
We're the chipmunks
Guaranteed to brighten your day

When you feel like a laugh
Give us a call we'll give you a roll
And if you feel like a song
Tune in to us and sing right along

We're the chipmunks
Coming on stronger than ever before
We're the chipmunks
Alvin, Simon, Theodore

Doo, doo
doo doo doo doo
Doo, doo
Doo doo doo doo

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Apricot on 04/15/05 at 9:10 pm

SINGING TIME? YAY!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ElDuderino on 04/15/05 at 9:28 pm

Sure are a whole lotta idjits around here..

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/24/05 at 3:59 am

Bottle fed or breast fed?   ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Apricot on 05/24/05 at 5:34 am


Errrm.. there is a no Cussin' rule as well.. but you found a way around that  ::)


Yeah, there is. I used to get around that. Now I use some form of self-censorship.

My philosophy is: If I can't cuss, well then gosh darn it, you can't talk about sex!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/24/05 at 6:35 pm


He would probably come back emotional with tears in his eyes and a lump in his throat (well . . . he won't have a lump anywhere else after that, LMAO!!!  ;D).


Yes.I'd probably would because I rid myself of the virgin lifestyle. ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/24/05 at 6:36 pm

I'm an idiot and so is Jim. ;D ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/25/05 at 1:15 pm


I'm an idiot and so is Jim. ;D ;)

Who let the dogs out
Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof
Who let the dogs out
Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof
Who let the dogs out
Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof
Who let the dogs out

http://dave2.rocketjump.org/admin/upload/idiot.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/25/05 at 1:17 pm

http://www.top-greetings.com/art/444/idiot.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/25/05 at 5:39 pm

I'm a vidiot! ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 05/27/05 at 10:56 pm


http://www.top-greetings.com/art/444/idiot.jpg


Your dog's cool, jiminy.  ;):P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: holicman on 05/28/05 at 4:37 am

My local priest is a leprechaun that tells me to burn things ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/28/05 at 5:11 am


Your dog's cool, jiminy.  ;):P

take a guess what that shade of blue matches...  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Bobby on 05/28/05 at 10:17 am


http://www.top-greetings.com/art/444/idiot.jpg


Lol. Good one.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/28/05 at 5:40 pm


Lol. Good one.  ;D

this is why we can no longer take him to the circus...
::)
http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4850622/Cotton%20Candy.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/28/05 at 5:41 pm


this is why we can no longer take him to the circus...
::)
http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4850622/Cotton%20Candy.jpg


;D ;D ;D
That's harsh but funny  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Bobby on 05/28/05 at 5:41 pm


this is why we can no longer take him to the circus...
::)
http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4850622/Cotton%20Candy.jpg


Pwahahahahaha!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/28/05 at 5:46 pm

My other dog... he too is no circus fan  ;D
http://www.qoos.com/photos/data/511/27672Hot_Dog_2.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/28/05 at 5:47 pm


My other dog... he too is no circus fan  ;D
http://www.qoos.com/photos/data/511/27672Hot_Dog_2.jpg


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D LMFAO!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Bobby on 05/28/05 at 5:48 pm


My other dog... he too is no circus fan  ;D
http://www.qoos.com/photos/data/511/27672Hot_Dog_2.jpg


Oh Jim! Don't man! My sides are hurting, LMAO!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/28/05 at 5:49 pm


Oh Jim! Don't man! My sides are hurting, LMAO!!!  ;D

he's got that "i'll pisss in your beer you bastard" look on his face  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 05/28/05 at 5:49 pm


he's got that "i'll pisss in your beer you bastard" look on his face  ;D


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D LMAO EVEN MORE  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Bobby on 05/28/05 at 5:51 pm


he's got that "i'll pisss in your beer you bastard" look on his face  ;D


He doesn't look happy! To be honest, I wouldn't look happy if some retard put a hot dog costume on me (unless I was getting paid well for it of course).  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/28/05 at 5:53 pm

it's getting a bit "trendy"
::)
http://www.lapr.org/images/Howl01/Hot%20Dog%20dogs.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Bobby on 05/28/05 at 5:55 pm


it's getting a bit "trendy"
::)
http://www.lapr.org/images/Howl01/Hot%20Dog%20dogs.jpg


Where's the onions?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/28/05 at 5:57 pm


Where's the onions?  ;D

you sick freak!!!
they are dressed as hotdogs, ain't that enough for ya?
  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Bobby on 05/28/05 at 5:58 pm


you sick freak!!!
they are dressed as hotdogs, ain't that enough for ya?
  ;D


LOL!!!!  ;D

I want realism.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: gemini61 on 05/28/05 at 6:10 pm


it's getting a bit "trendy"
::)
http://www.lapr.org/images/Howl01/Hot%20Dog%20dogs.jpg

That is cute as hell!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/29/05 at 9:50 pm

This is just a test, I want to see if this word gets past the censors...
PUSSY

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/29/05 at 9:51 pm


This is just a test, I want to see if this word gets past the censors...
PUSSY

wow, it did... so I can post this word all i want now  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Apricot on 05/29/05 at 9:54 pm


wow, it did... so I can post this word all i want now  ::) ;D


;D Dude, I got "f-cker" and "g-ddamn" added almost entirely alone. Good luck, you'll get maybe.. 3 times before it gets filtered?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/29/05 at 9:58 pm


;D Dude, I got "f-cker" and "g-ddamn" added almost entirely alone. Good luck, you'll get maybe.. 3 times before it gets filtered?  ;D

I only really need it one more time for a poll, brb, I think i'll go eat a PUSSY... I kid

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/29/05 at 10:16 pm

Just say no ;D


Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/30/05 at 11:05 am

;D
http://media.skoopy.com/pics/pic_02393.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/30/05 at 7:12 pm

Look Ma... No Hands!!!
http://www.fightuk.co.uk/stiffy_Scott-Harden.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/30/05 at 7:27 pm

;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 05/30/05 at 7:31 pm

meow!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/30/05 at 8:20 pm

this thread is turning X rated. :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jackas on 06/05/05 at 3:05 pm


meow!


Gross, jiminy! ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 06/07/05 at 6:24 pm

Will someone please explain this...
http://www.pablo.dk/marine/tecma/tecma%20indbygget%20bidet%20wws.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: jiminy on 06/07/05 at 6:28 pm

I Gotta Pee... I don't have time to find the I Gotta Pee thread  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/07/05 at 6:30 pm


Will someone please explain this...
http://www.pablo.dk/marine/tecma/tecma%20indbygget%20bidet%20wws.jpg



It's a toilet that pees itself? ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/05 at 11:19 am

it cleans the pee and poop off of the inside of the toilet, I guess :-\\



Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/08/05 at 7:13 pm


it cleans the pee and poop off of the inside of the toilet, I guess :-\\



Erin :)


great,so I guess I don't need Windex? ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/05 at 7:21 pm


great,so I guess I don't need Windex? ;D



no...but I always thought these things looked fun to use....




Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/08/05 at 7:22 pm



no...but I always thought these things looked fun to use....




Erin :)



I've seen those,but what are they?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/05 at 7:27 pm

instead of using a regular toilet brush to clean the toilet...it is a kind of wand with detachable "sponges". You use them to clean the toilet...and when you are finished...you simply pop off the top and discard of it...and then use a new one the next time.  It's the basic idea of a regular toilet brush...but much more sanitary.

Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/08/05 at 7:28 pm


instead of using a regular toilet brush to clean the toilet...it is a kind of wand with detachable "sponges". You use them to clean the toilet...and when you are finished...you simply pop off the top and discard of it...and then use a new one the next time.  It's the basic idea of a regular toilet brush...but much more sanitary.

Erin :)


Do they sell those in department stores?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/05 at 7:31 pm


Do they sell those in department stores?



ya...I have seen them at Walmart.....and every grocery store probably has them too....they would be in the isle that has the cleaning supplies, etc.



Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/08/05 at 7:32 pm



ya...I have seen them at Walmart.....and every grocery store probably has them too....they would be in the isle that has the cleaning supplies, etc.



Erin :)



I might go and buy some.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/05 at 7:34 pm



I might go and buy some.



cool...if you do, let me know how they work...if they are worth the money!


Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/08/05 at 7:34 pm



cool...if you do, let me know how they work...if they are worth the money!


Erin :)



Ok,Thank You.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/09/06 at 6:48 am

hahahha... I saw a guest viewing this thread...so the only thing that I could do was...give it a bump! :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: karen on 02/09/06 at 7:08 am

Wonder if Howard ever bought any of those disposable toilet sponge wotsits?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/09/06 at 7:18 am


Wonder if Howard ever bought any of those disposable toilet sponge wotsits?



I don't know....maybe he will see that I bumped this thread and will give us an answer to that! ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 02/09/06 at 3:03 pm


Wonder if Howard ever bought any of those disposable toilet sponge wotsits?


No I haven't yet. ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/09/06 at 3:56 pm


No I haven't yet. ;D




well I am still waiting for you to try them out and let me know if they work well or not. :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 02/10/06 at 3:51 pm




well I am still waiting for you to try them out and let me know if they work well or not. :)


What was it that we were discussing about Windex? ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/10/06 at 7:34 pm

we were discussing Clorox Toilet Wands, and if they worked well or not! :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Tam on 03/27/09 at 9:12 am

Hahaha!
Going through threads I came across this and just had to bump it.
It has been way too long!!!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 03/27/09 at 2:45 pm

Wow,It's been 3 years since we discussed something.What were we discussing?  ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Tam on 03/27/09 at 2:48 pm

Who knows!!
I never participated until now, but when I saw the title I had to bump it! ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: snozberries on 03/27/09 at 3:00 pm

silly you should have merged it elsewhere  ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Tam on 03/27/09 at 3:02 pm

my luck it would slam the server again! ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: snozberries on 03/27/09 at 3:07 pm


my luck it would slam the server again! ;D


;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 03/27/09 at 3:32 pm


Who knows!!
I never participated until now, but when I saw the title I had to bump it! ;D



Really?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/15/09 at 10:45 am

What does a fake E look like?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/15/09 at 10:57 am


we were discussing Clorox Toilet Wands, and if they worked well or not! :)


I bought them, tried them, they don`t work really well at all.  No scrubbing power.  I have come tot he conclusion that there is no substitution for a good old fashioned toil brush.  Chloroz Wipes on the other hand I cannot live without!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: NullandVoid on 04/15/09 at 12:26 pm

If I had my own amusement park, I'd make a ride called the Woopdeluge.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Ashkicksass on 04/15/09 at 12:27 pm


I bought them, tried them, they don`t work really well at all.  No scrubbing power.  I have come tot he conclusion that there is no substitution for a good old fashioned toil brush.  Chloroz Wipes on the other hand I cannot live without!


I use the Scrubbing Bubbles Fresh Brush Max.  The one with the super scrubby pads.  I think it works pretty great.  You can't flush the pads, but it's a small price to pay for the convenience.  I still use cleaner in the bowl though.  Just to make sure all the germs get killed.

http://www.scrubbingbubbles.com/products.aspx?product=toilet-cleaning-system

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/15/09 at 1:22 pm


I use the Scrubbing Bubbles Fresh Brush Max.  The one with the super scrubby pads.  I think it works pretty great.  You can't flush the pads, but it's a small price to pay for the convenience.  I still use cleaner in the bowl though.  Just to make sure all the germs get killed.

http://www.scrubbingbubbles.com/products.aspx?product=toilet-cleaning-system




Good To know, I am all about convenience, have even started using windex wipes, pledge wipes and stainess steel wipes....

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/15/09 at 5:53 pm


What does a fake E look like?


I don't know,What does it look like?  ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/15/09 at 6:16 pm

^ I don't either, thats why I asked.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/15/09 at 6:17 pm


^ I don't either, thats why I asked.


But I asked you first. ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/15/09 at 6:28 pm


But I asked you first. ;D


!st is the worst and 2nd is the best

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/16/09 at 5:56 am


!st is the worst and 2nd is the best



and how would you know that?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/16/09 at 10:18 am

I wood be able to determine that by knocking.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: greenjello74 on 04/16/09 at 11:17 am

Okay Magic erasers work well in the bathroom, and what the he!! is a fake E?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/16/09 at 11:35 am


Okay Magic erasers work well in the bathroom, and what the he!! is a fake E?



Maigic erasers are the bomb.  In all rooms.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Ashkicksass on 04/16/09 at 11:45 am



Maigic erasers are the bomb.  In all rooms.


I agree!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/16/09 at 12:52 pm


and what the he!! is a fake E?



I don't know what the L one is.  I thought I'd ask Howard,  I must be an idiot.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: statsqueen on 04/16/09 at 1:42 pm



Maigic erasers are the bomb.  In all rooms.



I couldn't agree more!  I just wish they wouldn't fall apart so quickly.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/16/09 at 1:52 pm



I couldn't agree more!  I just wish they wouldn't fall apart so quickly.


Yeah they do tend to disintegrate rather quickly don't they.  I buy em in bulk from Costco...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/16/09 at 2:42 pm



I don't know what the L one is.  I thought I'd ask Howard,  I must be an idiot.  ;)



No you're not,I'm more of an idiot than you'd ever be. ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/16/09 at 2:43 pm



Maigic erasers are the bomb.  In all rooms.



What do they do?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/16/09 at 2:51 pm



What do they do?


They clean anything off any smooth surface.  Even tape residue....  You should buy some for your mom.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/16/09 at 2:54 pm


They clean anything off any smooth surface.  Even tape residue....  You should buy some for your mom.



Where do they sell it?  ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/16/09 at 3:02 pm



Where do they sell it?  ???


Costco, Walmart, any purveyor of fine cleaning products should carry them.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/16/09 at 3:46 pm


Costco, Walmart, any purveyor of fine cleaning products should carry them.



I could look tomorrow in Pathmark.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/16/09 at 4:53 pm



No you're not,I'm more of an idiot than you'd ever be. ;D


That's my point you IDIOT!!!! Why am I asking you?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: greenjello74 on 04/16/09 at 6:50 pm



I could look tomorrow in Pathmark.


I'm sure Pathmark has them. I know Walmart sells Magic eraser mops too, they only last about two months. I am on my second one.
I was moving into this really dirty apartment a few years ago and the magic eraser even cleaned all the filmm and nicotine off the windows. But they do disintegrate quickly.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/16/09 at 10:09 pm


That's my point you IDIOT!!!! Why am I asking you?



I don't know.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/17/09 at 12:06 am



I don't know.  ;D


doh

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/17/09 at 6:33 am

I guess I'm the idiot.  :(


;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/17/09 at 11:25 am


I'm sure Pathmark has them. I know Walmart sells Magic eraser mops too, they only last about two months. I am on my second one.
I was moving into this really dirty apartment a few years ago and the magic eraser even cleaned all the filmm and nicotine off the windows. But they do disintegrate quickly.



Magic eraser MOP!!!!  We don't havethos in Canada yet?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/20/09 at 10:59 pm

Come on
lets all use the  mop

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/21/09 at 6:42 am


Come on
lets all use the  mop



mops are for idiots,I'd use The Swiffer.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/21/09 at 10:23 am

^ I am not worthy of the mop.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/21/09 at 3:01 pm


^ I am not worthy of the mop.



So what do you use?  ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/21/09 at 3:45 pm

Nothing, I'm not sure what my type is worthy of using. 

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/22/09 at 5:52 am


Nothing, I'm not sure what my type is worthy of using. 



nobody knows what you use.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/22/09 at 1:13 pm

^Did you  read too fast again?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/22/09 at 4:26 pm


^Did you  read too fast again?



yes I belong in The Idiot Convention.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/22/09 at 4:30 pm



yes I belong in The Idiot Convention.  ;D
SNAP! ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/22/09 at 4:54 pm


SNAP! ;D


Wanna join Robin?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/22/09 at 5:55 pm

You are an idiot Howard. ;)

I'm a moron :D




You know what? no kidding down here 

Psychology. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive. - answers.com

I love acting stupid though so carry on

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/23/09 at 6:45 am

You are an idiot Howard,I'm a moron


You got that half right.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/23/09 at 10:12 am

^ better then getting none of it right.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/23/09 at 11:45 am


Wanna join Robin?


LMAO!  Maybe?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/23/09 at 2:48 pm


^ better then getting none of it right.



or none of it at all.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/23/09 at 4:54 pm

^ trying to out moron me too?

okay if you're so smart ( which you're not) then what am I

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/24/09 at 7:03 am


^ trying to out moron me too?

okay if you're so smart ( which you're not) then what am I



I know you are but what am I?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/24/09 at 10:06 am

Why do I even bother

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/24/09 at 7:25 pm


Why do I even bother



hey,who's the idiot?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/24/09 at 11:10 pm

I don't know

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/25/09 at 6:38 am

I don't know either.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/25/09 at 4:21 pm

Does anybody know?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: snozberries on 04/25/09 at 5:18 pm


Ususally if you have to ask.....  :-X

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/25/09 at 6:47 pm


Ususally if you have to ask.....  :-X



if you ask then you're an idiot. ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/25/09 at 8:15 pm

I thought there was no such thing as a stupid question.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: snozberries on 04/25/09 at 8:38 pm


I thought there was no such thing as a stupid question.


that's a lie we tell idiots to make them feel better about themselves...there are definately stupid questions... unfortunately I am usually around to hear when someone asks them...  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/26/09 at 6:46 am


I thought there was no such thing as a stupid question.



no just stupid answers.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/26/09 at 10:30 am


that's a lie we tell idiots to make them feel better about themselves...there are definately stupid questions... unfortunately I am usually around to hear when someone asks them...  ::)


:\'(

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: snozberries on 04/26/09 at 2:02 pm


:\'(


Its okay I wasn't calling you an idiot or anything but I have been subjected to more than my fair share  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/27/09 at 5:37 am

Is there such thing as an Idiot Convention?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/29/09 at 10:03 pm

I don't know

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/29/09 at 11:04 pm


I don't know


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6I5p4s-YDF0/SZ7acg_DjII/AAAAAAAACyY/315kRcpUhnY/s640/mrhand.jpg

Gee, Mr. Spicoli...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/30/09 at 6:40 am


I don't know



Have you been to one? ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/30/09 at 10:50 am


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6I5p4s-YDF0/SZ7acg_DjII/AAAAAAAACyY/315kRcpUhnY/s640/mrhand.jpg



Not sure,but we took a little bacon and we took a little beans and we fougt the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/30/09 at 6:57 pm

Bacon And beans are for idiots.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/30/09 at 9:50 pm

really?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/01/09 at 6:26 am


really?



Yes,Really!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/01/09 at 10:12 am

I don't like beans anyway.  I don't really eat much bacon either.  I like Nerds.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 05/01/09 at 10:26 am


I don't like beans anyway.  I don't really eat much bacon either.  I like Nerds.


Nerds candy?  Those are great.  I think I was in fourth grade when they came out.  Ok back to reality . . . something about the Battle of New Orleans and idiots.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/01/09 at 3:37 pm


I don't like beans anyway.  I don't really eat much bacon either.  I like Nerds.



Nerds are too sour for me.  :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/01/09 at 6:49 pm



Nerds are too sour for me.  :P


It's the cherry Nerds I love.  I don't like the rest of them. cherry nerds, cherry coke, cherry doughnuts,

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/02/09 at 12:03 am


Not sure,but we took a little bacon and we took a little beans and we fought the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.


Well-played, Yankee, but who was it that sank the Bismarck to the bottom of the sea?

(But thanks for the song about it.)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/02/09 at 5:19 am


It's the cherry Nerds I love.  I don't like the rest of them. cherry nerds, cherry coke, cherry doughnuts,



There's also Cherry yogurt.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: statsqueen on 05/02/09 at 9:21 am



There's also Cherry yogurt.



Are you two trying to start a cherry version of the shrimp list in Forrest Gump?  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/02/09 at 10:45 am

Cherry Juicy Juice



Are you two trying to start a cherry version of the shrimp list in Forrest Gump?  ::)


no

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/02/09 at 2:36 pm



Are you two trying to start a cherry version of the shrimp list in Forrest Gump?  ::)



No I wouldn't do that.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/02/09 at 10:43 pm

Cherry Kool Aid

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/02/09 at 11:18 pm


Cherry Kool Aid


Hey Ann, your new avatar is really creepy, that is one freaky smile that Joker has

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/02/09 at 11:28 pm

^ thanks  it is nice an creepy.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/03/09 at 12:57 am



Are you two trying to start a cherry version of the shrimp list in Forrest Gump?  ::)

;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/03/09 at 6:42 am

Where do idiots go for a convention?  ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/03/09 at 10:40 am

,Cherry Hill Park

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/03/09 at 12:43 pm

Whats with all the Cherry talk. . .I only like one cherry flavored thing. . .Pepto Bismol, and I don't need that at the moment, I may when I have my Strawberry Blizzard later

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/03/09 at 7:49 pm

^ I was board.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/04/09 at 5:44 am


^ I was board.



you misspelled bored. ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/04/09 at 10:09 am

I did?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/04/09 at 3:36 pm


I did?



yes ewe did. :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/04/09 at 6:55 pm

moo

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: statsqueen on 05/04/09 at 7:22 pm


^ I was board.



;D ;D ;D and felt the need to drag us all in!!!!  ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/04/09 at 8:58 pm

Why knot? 

and if someone is gonna put a sheep suit on till he thinks that he has shown that he can be trusted walking with me alone, they can forget it.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/04/09 at 10:29 pm

Woah, I walk in some odd conversations. . .sheep suit Ann?  Who have you been talking to. . .sounds like an interesting person. . .

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/05/09 at 6:54 am


moo


woof.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/05/09 at 10:57 am

^ not again

^^  Howard and I tease eachother, Dave. 

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/05/09 at 2:38 pm

Yeah Dave,She's the idiot and I'm not.  ;D

:P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/05/09 at 3:26 pm

Wait a minute Howard, a little while ago you said you were an idiot.  I'm confused

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/05/09 at 3:40 pm


Wait a minute Howard, a little while ago you said you were an idiot.  I'm confused




I'm more confused than you are.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/05/09 at 5:08 pm

no you're not 




oh wait,  this isn't the argument thread

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/05/09 at 9:56 pm


no you're not 




oh wait,  this isn't the argument thread



you damn right It isn't. ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/05/09 at 11:48 pm

^ I'm still more confused then you are.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Below Average Dave on 05/06/09 at 12:01 am

Teasing is fun, so long as it's playful ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/06/09 at 5:44 am


^ I'm still more confused then you are.



I'm more confused.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/06/09 at 10:29 am

^ I find that hard to believe.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/06/09 at 3:36 pm

No It Isn't.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/06/09 at 6:40 pm

yes it is

doh  look what you did now, I'm arguing in the wrong thread again.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/07/09 at 6:54 am


yes it is

doh  look what you did now, I'm arguing in the wrong thread again.




look what I did? Please!  ::)

:P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/07/09 at 6:17 pm

^ I am looking and you're welcome.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/07/09 at 7:05 pm


^ I am looking and you're welcome.



You're Welcome as well.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/07/09 at 9:10 pm

^ good, we don't need to be arguing here.  What are we suppose to be doing here anyway?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/08/09 at 6:37 am


^ good, we don't need to be arguing here.  What are we suppose to be doing here anyway?



talking about The Idiot Convention?  ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/08/09 at 10:01 pm

the idiotic convention oven?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/09/09 at 6:45 am


the idiotic convention oven?



What's that used for?  ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/09/09 at 11:03 am

It's what I cook my food in.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/09/09 at 7:12 pm


It's what I cook my food in.



Food for idiots?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/09/09 at 10:35 pm

Yeah, you want some?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/10/09 at 8:03 am


Yeah, you want some?



What food do you have?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/10/09 at 10:00 am

A lot of pizza, spagetti, ravioli, steak,chicken, salmon, and a bunch of other stuff.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/10/09 at 10:15 pm


A lot of pizza, spagetti, ravioli, steak,chicken, salmon, and a bunch of other stuff.



I'm very hungry,have any soup?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/10/09 at 11:10 pm

^ Just had some minestrone soup for lunch.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/11/09 at 6:09 am


^ Just had some minestrone soup for lunch.


any Mushroom Barley?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/11/09 at 10:45 am

have to buy some more

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/11/09 at 10:31 pm


have to buy some more



I'll go shopping with you.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/11/09 at 10:45 pm

um... yeah you can... push the cart.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/12/09 at 6:29 am


um... yeah you can... push the cart.



Do I have to?  :(

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/12/09 at 12:17 pm

Okay, I'll push the cart and you grab the grocery items.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/12/09 at 9:49 pm


Okay, I'll push the cart and you grab the grocery items.




I'll wind up eating them before you buy them.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/12/09 at 11:08 pm

^ Maybe you would be better off pushing the cart then.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/13/09 at 6:24 am


^ Maybe you would be better off pushing the cart then.


No,rather you do it.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/13/09 at 10:26 am

Okay, but don't eat the food before it's paid for or you may end up eating whatever they give you in jail.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/13/09 at 10:21 pm


Okay, but don't eat the food before it's paid for or you may end up eating whatever they give you in jail.



In jail? HA!  :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/14/09 at 12:32 am

TONGUE FIGHT! http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies/annoy-2.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/14/09 at 6:16 am


TONGUE FIGHT! http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies/annoy-2.gif



Now that's just gay! ^ ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/14/09 at 11:10 am

gay = happy  :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: apollonia1986 on 05/14/09 at 5:25 pm

That thing is the funniest emote I've seen in a while.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/15/09 at 6:39 am


gay = happy  :)




It could also mean something else.

Don't you dare bring up Billzy!  >:(

::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/17/09 at 2:09 pm

Now why would I do that?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: danootaandme on 05/17/09 at 6:42 pm

OK, now, what kind of an idiot wears a short tight skirt, then decides not to wear underwear because she doesn't want visible panty line, then sits in the front row to have her picture taken and doesn't cross her legs?  When did not wearing underwear with a dress or skirt become an option(well... for a 16year old going to school that is)?  Then goes on television! What is with her mother?  Is she insane??  She is advertising it more than anyone.

www.bumpshack.com/2009/05/15/sickles-high-school-yearbook-photo-includes-crotch-shot-photos-video/

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/17/09 at 9:07 pm


OK, now, what kind of an idiot wears a short tight skirt, then decides not to wear underwear because she doesn't want visible panty line, then sits in the front row to have her picture taken and doesn't cross her legs?  When did not wearing underwear with a dress or skirt become an option(well... for a 16year old going to school that is)?  Then goes on television! What is with her mother?  Is she insane??  She is advertising it more than anyone.

www.bumpshack.com/2009/05/15/sickles-high-school-yearbook-photo-includes-crotch-shot-photos-video/



Well,serves her right,she should've worn underwear.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/25/09 at 12:29 am

What's under there?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: danootaandme on 05/25/09 at 4:46 am

To boldly go where no man has gone before

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/25/09 at 5:30 am


What's under there?



I don't want to know.  :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/25/09 at 5:31 am


To boldly go where no man has gone before


I went there but not boldly.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/25/09 at 10:37 am



I don't want to know.  :P


you're suppose to wonder where there is and say under where?      get it?   

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/25/09 at 4:46 pm


you're suppose to wonder where there is and say under where?      get it?   


But I already know where "there" is.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/25/09 at 5:35 pm

nevermind

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/26/09 at 6:47 am

nevermind,indeed.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/11/09 at 11:54 am

Well, I forgot anyway.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/11/09 at 7:08 pm

GOOD!  :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/11/09 at 10:19 pm

So what should we talk about now?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/12/09 at 6:39 am

I don't know,I thought this was The Idiot Convention?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/12/09 at 10:28 am

It is you  idiot













;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: apollonia1986 on 06/12/09 at 4:38 pm

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1084/1308831460_cd698b82b4.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/12/09 at 7:17 pm


It is you  idiot













;)


I'm not an idiot or maybe I am sometimes.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/13/09 at 4:19 pm

Are you pretty geeky then? 

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: apollonia1986 on 06/13/09 at 6:41 pm

Nobody is geekier or tougher than this dude right here! LOL!

http://thenextweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/geek_gang_signs.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/14/09 at 6:41 am


Are you pretty geeky then? 


I wouldn't think so.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/14/09 at 10:21 am

Then are you  pretty ugly?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/15/09 at 5:43 am


Then are you  pretty ugly?



I'm pretty handsome.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/15/09 at 10:17 am

You're not just pretty or handsome, but both?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/15/09 at 4:32 pm


You're not just pretty or handsome, but both?


Yes,both.have a problem with it? :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/15/09 at 4:53 pm

No I'm just asking

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/15/09 at 5:00 pm

Thanks for asking.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/15/09 at 5:01 pm

You're welcome

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: apollonia1986 on 06/15/09 at 5:34 pm

I'm pretty!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/15/09 at 6:40 pm

^ just pretty?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/16/09 at 6:46 am

pretty what?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/16/09 at 10:24 am

Pretty like a girl and I'm not asking you Howhard.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/19/09 at 1:26 pm

What else should we talk about? I have a headache, want to talk about headaches?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/19/09 at 7:06 pm


What else should we talk about? I have a headache, want to talk about headaches?


No Thanks,I have a headache.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/20/09 at 12:08 pm

I got a lot of dirt in my garden. Wanna talk about dirt?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/20/09 at 3:06 pm


I got a lot of dirt in my garden. Wanna talk about dirt?


No Thanks.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/20/09 at 5:59 pm

Wanna talk about idiots?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/21/09 at 6:48 am


Wanna talk about idiots?


What about them?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/21/09 at 9:58 am

They can forget what they were going to say.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/22/09 at 6:42 am

Me Too,I forgot myself.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/22/09 at 10:29 am

Really, and you're sure you're not an idiot.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/22/09 at 5:31 pm


Really, and you're sure you're not an idiot.


Are you sure you're not either?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/22/09 at 5:52 pm

^I already know I'm an idiot.  You told me you were pretty handsome remember?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/22/09 at 5:55 pm


^I already know I'm an idiot.  You told me you were pretty handsome remember?


A very handsome idiot.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/22/09 at 7:19 pm

^ So now you're a very handsome idiot and not pretty handsome?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/23/09 at 6:40 am

I don't know which one I am.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/23/09 at 10:42 am

So you not sure.  I rip my straight jackets.  I'm an idiot, but perhaps and animal as well.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/23/09 at 7:03 pm

You wear a straight jacket?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/23/09 at 7:54 pm

I think they're finally tired of getting me more.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/24/09 at 6:06 am

Yeah,they're tired of you.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/24/09 at 10:08 am

I'm sure they are.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/25/09 at 6:59 am

No they're not.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/25/09 at 10:37 am

You aren't afraid of me now are you? http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/angel-3.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/25/09 at 7:26 pm


You aren't afraid of me now are you? http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/angel-3.jpg


No,Should I?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/25/09 at 10:14 pm

Na http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/evilaugh.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/26/09 at 6:45 am

is that supposed to scare me?  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/26/09 at 10:32 am

Not really

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/26/09 at 7:10 pm

Well I'm not allowing it to.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/26/09 at 10:16 pm

cool then

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/27/09 at 6:45 am

so then this conversation's over and done.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/09 at 10:46 am

I guess so, whats next?  I hope it isn't a casual conversation ( how they bore me)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: snozberries on 06/27/09 at 12:13 pm


so what you both are saying is "the idiots have spoken"  ??? 

;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/09 at 12:24 pm

I can't speak for Howard, but for me, yes.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/27/09 at 7:04 pm


so what you both are saying is "the idiots have spoken"  ??? 

;D


yes the morons have spoken. ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/09 at 7:11 pm

^ so you're a moron now ?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/27/09 at 7:17 pm


^ so you're a moron now ?


Yes I am,you have a problem, moron?  :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/09 at 7:24 pm

^Sorry to remind you that I am a moron as well as an idiot.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/27/09 at 7:46 pm


^Sorry to remind you that I am a moron as well as an idiot.


HEHE!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/28/09 at 5:19 pm

What are you laughing at?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: snozberries on 06/28/09 at 11:57 pm



obviously himself....hence the he he... instead of hee hee  :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/29/09 at 5:51 am


What are you laughing at?



Nothing.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/08/saint.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/29/09 at 10:51 am

^ Sure you are

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/29/09 at 4:38 pm

No I'm not.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/29/09 at 9:37 pm

This isn't the argument thread.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/03/09 at 12:20 pm

I have a headache

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/03/09 at 6:14 pm

not much to talk about is it?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/03/09 at 6:44 pm

No not really.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: snozberries on 07/04/09 at 3:58 am


so what happens when the idiots run out of dialogue? Do they begin to pantomime?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/04/09 at 6:48 am


so what happens when the idiots run out of dialogue? Do they begin to pantomime?


Call It The Pantomine Convention.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/07/09 at 12:23 pm

I stopped running so I could say something, but I'm out of breath.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/07/09 at 3:17 pm

HA! Good For You.  ;D


:P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/07/09 at 3:39 pm

Yeah, but now I forgot what I was going to say

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/07/09 at 4:09 pm

We all do sometimes.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/08/09 at 12:02 pm

That sounds normal, I don't want to be normal

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/08/09 at 4:33 pm

me neither.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/09/09 at 10:28 pm

I wonder if my stick figures are tired of dancing?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/10/09 at 6:53 am

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/danceqe2.gif    http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/danceqe2.gif


http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/danceqe2.gif    http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/danceqe2.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/10/09 at 11:49 am

Does this mean that guy had too much to drink and is seeing a bunch of himself?  Or ihas the other guy damaged his brain?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/10/09 at 6:48 pm


Does this mean that guy had too much to drink and is seeing a bunch of himself?  Or ihas the other guy damaged his brain?


he may be seeing more than himself.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/10/09 at 6:53 pm

He could

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/11/09 at 7:12 pm

<I wonder where this dragon is going

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/12/09 at 12:22 pm

It probably got scared like me

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/12/09 at 10:12 pm

I don't see one.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/13/09 at 12:24 am

It must have flown off before you saw it then.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/13/09 at 4:48 pm

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.sfdiplomat.net/.a/6a00d83451626369e20105349d07bc970c-320wi&usg=AFQjCNHAxLzUxg9vCWlBIcz_J4yL00Vdrg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/15/09 at 6:23 pm

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/signs/signs.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/16/09 at 1:09 am

http://forthelose.org/images/seagull.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/16/09 at 6:52 am


http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/signs/signs.jpg


HAHA,That's stupid. ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/20/09 at 12:50 pm

I cant find a better sign then that.  I also like the  this sign has sharp edges and I recently saw one that said a toilet from a police station was stolen and the cops had nothing to go on.  I love dangling modifiers.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/20/09 at 4:35 pm

I can find a sign better than yours. :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/20/09 at 5:34 pm

prove it

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/21/09 at 7:09 am

I can't right now.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/21/09 at 5:36 pm

when?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/22/09 at 5:56 am

I don't know when.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/22/09 at 7:40 pm

You can't can you?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Womble on 07/22/09 at 8:39 pm

I'm Lost.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/22/09 at 10:45 pm

I'm here  wherever here is.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/23/09 at 6:59 am

you're in the right place.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/23/09 at 11:27 am

Good, I did something right.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/23/09 at 9:27 pm

what's left?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/24/09 at 6:36 am

what's right?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/24/09 at 10:33 am

what's up?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/24/09 at 3:36 pm

what's down?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/24/09 at 5:25 pm

What are we talking about?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/24/09 at 6:02 pm

I'm confuzzled.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/24/09 at 10:48 pm

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/signs/lost2.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/25/09 at 6:53 am

If you're lost,then find yourself.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/25/09 at 10:39 am

Aer you trying to confuzzle me?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/25/09 at 3:33 pm

Who Me?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/25/09 at 3:48 pm

no, you

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/26/09 at 10:41 pm

forget it

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/27/09 at 7:27 am

forget it,indeed.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/27/09 at 10:39 pm

Was it a good deed?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/28/09 at 6:19 am

What deed?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/28/09 at 10:47 am

you said in deed

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/29/09 at 1:01 pm

never mind

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/29/09 at 6:10 pm

Yes,never mind indeed.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/29/09 at 6:24 pm

I'm deeded out

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/30/09 at 8:00 am

deedeedee.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/30/09 at 12:51 pm

Dee is okay, I use to have a pet hare named Dee dee.  She broke her back from jumping high.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/30/09 at 10:49 pm

I don't know why, but they would stand up leaning against the side of the house and then jump. 

Tails from my American Rabbit Breeders Association 4-H days.  There was one time we had a buck and a doe rabbit out to mate though they weren't interested nor were they fighting.  A couple of cats came over and one of them after a while, got near the our doe.  Our buck jumped on the cat and the cat and the cat went shooting up the fince and looked back as if to say wtf   

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/31/09 at 10:57 pm

Let's see, what else can I tell you about?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/01/09 at 6:18 am

I don't know.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/01/09 at 1:27 pm

^I know you don't

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/01/09 at 6:46 pm

don't what?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/01/09 at 7:16 pm

^ Seem to no anything

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/02/09 at 4:20 pm

So let me tell you bought the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and....

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/03/09 at 6:33 am


So let me tell you bought the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees and....



No Thank You,I'm Good.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/03/09 at 11:00 am

okay

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/04/09 at 12:59 pm

How about dirt?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/04/09 at 1:04 pm

I don't know you brought it up.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/04/09 at 3:42 pm

I dig it

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/05/09 at 7:32 am

you dig?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/05/09 at 11:17 am

I love digging in the dirt.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/05/09 at 2:46 pm

and love eating it?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/05/09 at 7:07 pm

I don't eat my dirt because it is fortified with cat scat.  Modesto use to have well water and it was good, dam good.  Chlorine just doesn't have that dirt flavor.

Some stupid dam

We were forced to drink something else

Swimming pool water
A stomach ache have I
Swimming pool water

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/06/09 at 6:31 am

you drink swimming pool water? eww!  8-P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/06/09 at 12:54 pm

Our water these day's has to be treated with chlorine so        he he  killer wells think I'll darw one of those or I cant paint it and draw some water.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/07/09 at 8:19 pm

Anyway our water use to have a natural taste to it that gave it flavor and if I buy myself another betta fish, I'll have to buy distilled water for it.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/08/09 at 10:58 am

what else is there to talk about? movin?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/12/09 at 10:36 am

How about that I'm playing Paper Mario and the 1000 weird dorks for the first time and I got cursed into a piece of paper.  I thought I was paper already.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/12/09 at 6:18 pm

How about that it will be about 96 degrees at 5:00pm here.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/13/09 at 11:23 am

Okay, I give up

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ninny on 08/13/09 at 1:51 pm

Are the lunatics on the way to The Idiot Convention?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/13/09 at 2:57 pm


Are the lunatics on the way to The Idiot Convention?


Sure why not.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/13/09 at 9:03 pm

How did we get here so fast? Howard, go use the restroom.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/14/09 at 7:26 am

BRB,I gots to go pee.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/14/09 at 3:13 pm

^I know you do I'm psychic

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/14/09 at 3:15 pm

have you been watching again?  :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/14/09 at 9:21 pm

I don't watch, I know what you did. 

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 7:11 am

No you didn't.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/15/09 at 11:05 am

I know what you did last summer too.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 2:53 pm

What did I do last summer?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/15/09 at 4:59 pm

It might not be a good idea to tell them about that.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 6:08 pm

Yeah,keep it to myself.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/15/09 at 9:55 pm

As you wish

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/20/09 at 12:39 pm

I'm
being
a big id
iot
because I want to and I'm bored

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/21/09 at 12:44 pm

I'm
Dreaming
Of a good
Birthday

Not like the ones I've come to know

Where's my soda
You jerk
My steak's not
Right twerp
Awful
I can take no more

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/26/09 at 1:02 pm

Okay, I had my birthday, whats next?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/26/09 at 6:15 pm

^ an unbirthday.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/26/09 at 6:39 pm

Aaaaa
Merry merry unbirthday
To me, to me

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/27/09 at 11:28 am

Should I sing it again today?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/27/09 at 3:01 pm


Should I sing it again today?


No,give it a break. :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/27/09 at 5:49 pm

I think we're alone

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/28/09 at 6:21 am

no,we're not.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/28/09 at 10:42 am

Maybe not, but it's awfully quiet.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/28/09 at 7:18 pm

It's quiet in the Idiot Convention.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/28/09 at 10:39 pm

Isn't it?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/29/09 at 7:05 am


Isn't it?


It Is.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/29/09 at 11:16 am

We got an argument thread, let's make an agreement thread.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/29/09 at 4:03 pm


We got an argument thread, let's make an agreement thread.


No,Let's not.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/29/09 at 4:49 pm

So you don't think that would be a good idea I guess.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/30/09 at 7:10 am

Nope,It wouldn't.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/30/09 at 5:05 pm

Guess I'm running out of good ideas.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/31/09 at 6:01 am


Guess I'm running out of good ideas.



Yeah,I think you are.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/31/09 at 10:35 am

Maybe if I stop running and slow down it would help.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/31/09 at 6:12 pm


Maybe if I stop running and slow down it would help.



yes it sure would.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/01/09 at 3:24 pm

How slow should I go?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/02/09 at 6:23 am


How slow should I go?


very slow.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/02/09 at 5:15 pm

Like a sloth?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/02/09 at 6:02 pm


Like a sloth?


No,like a snail.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/02/09 at 9:55 pm

a snail or a slug?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/03/09 at 7:30 am


a snail or a slug?


Well both.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/04/09 at 12:37 pm

Some day I'll get around to posting something.

I'm feeling bugged sliming up or down this real long strip

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/04/09 at 5:34 pm

By the way, Did they say" I'm making real good bread" and if so what does that mean because ask. com didn't seem to know.  I've also gotten I'm making real cool friends for that line. I should go to the misheard lyrics section.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/04/09 at 10:28 pm

I tried today and I'll probably try again tomarrow, to see what vowel sounds I pick up if I can.  I never paid attention to or maybe never heard those lyrics.  I was born with hearing problems.  Another song  I'm not sure about it Magic Man - Heart

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/06/09 at 1:04 pm

I'm thirsty, I want some beer

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/07/09 at 6:16 am


I'm thirsty, I want some beer



So you want to get drunk?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/07/09 at 10:45 am

Never mind, put can I be a person again?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/07/09 at 7:37 pm


Never mind, put can I be a person again?


You already are a person,DUH!  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/07/09 at 10:24 pm

I was a snail

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/08/09 at 7:16 am


I was a snail


what? in your other life?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/08/09 at 10:55 am

Never mind

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/08/09 at 6:38 pm


Never mind


Well ok then.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/17/09 at 8:42 pm

Hello, is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can see this. 

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/18/09 at 7:09 am


Hello, is there anybody out there? Just nod if you can see this. 


*nod*.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/18/09 at 10:52 am

^ thanks

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/18/09 at 2:06 pm

^you're welcome.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/18/09 at 11:33 pm

Wave my hands in the air cause I don't care
If anyone is out there then go head and stop and stare

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/21/09 at 10:00 pm

My hands are getting sore now.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/22/09 at 6:28 am


My hands are getting sore now.



Good for you.  :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/22/09 at 10:58 am

Now I can think about how sore my arms are instead of this deserted convention.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/23/09 at 12:43 pm

The day, convention, died
So now I'm snging
Why why has this thread seemed to die

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/27/09 at 7:39 pm

I'm bored, my head hurts.  Should we talk about... talk about... talk abut movin?  who am I asking anyway?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/28/09 at 7:02 am

you're just talking to yourself this thread died a long time ago.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/28/09 at 12:43 pm

Doesn't seem to be comming back either does it?  Maybe some other year.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/28/09 at 2:29 pm

^sometime next year.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/11/09 at 3:31 pm

May be

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/17/09 at 5:37 pm

am I still the only one here?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/21/09 at 10:47 pm

I am so lonely
I could die

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/23/09 at 8:32 pm

hello me

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/18/10 at 6:17 pm

hi again

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/25/10 at 12:49 pm

I'm a lone, oh Mamma Mia
I'm alone, It makes me soba
Don't leave me alone in this thread where I might be posting like a mare 

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ninny on 01/25/10 at 3:16 pm

Can the Lunatics go to the Idiot Convention?"

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/25/10 at 4:57 pm

I don't see why not.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 01/25/10 at 7:03 pm


Can the Lunatics go to the Idiot Convention?"


sure why not.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ninny on 01/26/10 at 2:18 pm


I don't see why not.

sure why not.

OK then, I'm off to the convention ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 01/26/10 at 2:50 pm


OK then, I'm off to the convention ;D


where is it being held?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/26/10 at 4:51 pm

yeah where?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ninny on 01/27/10 at 6:12 am

We need to decide that.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 01/27/10 at 7:10 am


We need to decide that.


Ok,where is it being held?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/27/10 at 1:06 pm

here?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 01/27/10 at 3:07 pm


here?


where's here?  ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/27/10 at 4:16 pm

good question

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ninny on 01/28/10 at 6:40 am


where's here?  ???

I think it's wherever we want it to be.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 01/28/10 at 6:57 am


I think it's wherever we want it to be.



and where do YOU want it to be?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/28/10 at 7:10 pm

then if so where do we want it?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 01/29/10 at 7:33 am


then if so where do we want it?


Jenau,Alaska.  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/29/10 at 10:54 am

we do?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 01/29/10 at 2:46 pm


we do?


yes we do *wink,wink*  ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/29/10 at 6:07 pm

we wink?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/30/10 at 9:39 pm

I'm going to be so cold

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 01/31/10 at 7:21 am


I'm going to be so cold


then wear a coat.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/31/10 at 12:34 pm

It may take two

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 01/31/10 at 7:41 pm

you mean two of us to wear one coat? :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/31/10 at 8:02 pm

yes that's exactly what I meant ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 02/01/10 at 5:50 am


yes that's exactly what I meant ::)


that doesn't sound right.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 02/01/10 at 3:06 pm

You said it

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 02/01/10 at 3:12 pm


You said it


Now what?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 02/01/10 at 3:28 pm

I don't kknow

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 02/05/10 at 10:00 pm

wherever I am, I have become frozen.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 02/06/10 at 7:07 am

me too.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 02/06/10 at 12:48 pm

Fear I am, stuck in the glacial with you

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 02/08/10 at 12:09 pm

Cold as ice

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ninny on 02/14/10 at 4:51 am


Cold as ice

Good song :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 02/17/10 at 11:15 pm

I need to warm up

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ninny on 02/18/10 at 5:49 am

Is the idiot convention in Vancouver with the lunatics?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 02/18/10 at 6:58 am


Is the idiot convention in Vancouver with the lunatics?


I guess so.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 02/18/10 at 10:33 pm

The heat turn on
The heat turn o on

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 02/19/10 at 11:58 pm

I feel better now

Wow! Uh! You know I feel alright! Huh! I feel pretty good y'all
Uh! Huh!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 03/27/10 at 11:01 pm

now what?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/06/10 at 5:36 pm

I think I'm alone

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/06/10 at 5:37 pm

I think when I'm alone.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/06/10 at 5:51 pm

All day and all of the night?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/06/10 at 5:52 pm


All day and all of the night?

Except for every second Tuesday at 4:47 PM

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/07/10 at 7:08 am

http://www.principalspage.com/theblog/wp-content/uploads//2008/03/idiot.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/11/10 at 11:18 pm

^ did I miss it?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/12/10 at 6:44 am


^ did I miss it?


I guess you did.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/12/10 at 10:41 am

dam

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/12/10 at 10:43 am

There's always more idiot days coming up each April 31st.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/12/10 at 7:15 pm


There's always more idiot days coming up each April 31st.


There is no April 31st,Idiot!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/13/10 at 11:00 am


There is no April 31st,Idiot!  ;D

That was my point Howard.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/13/10 at 3:18 pm


That was my point Howard.



Oh I guess I'm the idiot.  :-[

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/14/10 at 7:51 pm

^ duh        http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum/evilaugh.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/15/10 at 10:35 am

People like to bang their heads against the wall, coz it feels so good when they stop.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/15/10 at 12:09 pm

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum2/smiley_bang.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/15/10 at 3:06 pm


http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum2/smiley_bang.gif

Ahh..it stopped, I feel better now.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/15/10 at 6:36 pm

well I still have a headache

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/15/10 at 7:03 pm


well I still have a headache


take aspirin.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/15/10 at 10:46 pm

^  no, it's sinus  related.  oil my ears, drink some warm tea, circulation

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/16/10 at 10:43 am


^  no, it's sinus  related.  oil my ears, drink some warm tea, circulation

Or keep doing this

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum2/smiley_bang.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/16/10 at 12:59 pm

that is circulation

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/16/10 at 2:22 pm

No,that's called banging your head.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/16/10 at 6:42 pm

^ what do you know?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/17/10 at 5:50 am


^ what do you know?



I know.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/17/10 at 4:03 pm

What if chickens wanted to live inside the egg, and never come out.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/18/10 at 7:23 am

What if eggs were always hard boiled?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/18/10 at 11:27 am

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum2/director.gif everybody! chicken dance on roller skates

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/18/10 at 7:23 pm

what if everybody walked like an egyptian?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/18/10 at 11:13 pm

okay lets do that on roller skates

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/19/10 at 7:00 am

What if everyone roller skated to work?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/19/10 at 5:39 pm


What if everyone roller skated to work?

On ice, during a snowstorm

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/20/10 at 5:48 am


On ice, during a snowstorm


That would be fun.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/20/10 at 12:10 pm


That would be fun.

and blindfolded, on a freeway...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/20/10 at 3:06 pm


and blindfolded, on a freeway...



NO! Are you kidding?  :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/21/10 at 1:07 am



NO! Are you kidding?  :o

It's in the idiot convention thread...got to go idiotic..TO THE MAX

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/21/10 at 6:56 am


It's in the idiot convention thread...got to go idiotic..TO THE MAX



and let's be an idiot.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ninny on 04/21/10 at 7:50 am



and let's be an idiot.

That might not be to much of a stretch ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/21/10 at 11:09 am

stretch? http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum2/weirdsmiley1.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ninny on 04/21/10 at 2:55 pm


stretch? http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilie%20forum2/weirdsmiley1.gif

For some of us to be idiots. ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/21/10 at 3:00 pm


For some of us to be idiots. ;D

Not me.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/21/10 at 6:54 pm


For some of us to be idiots. ;D


o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/21/10 at 7:07 pm


Not me.


So you're not an idiot? ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 04/23/10 at 5:17 pm

maybe me is not an idiot, whoever that is

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/24/10 at 11:11 am


So you're not an idiot? ???

Yes I am

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/24/10 at 7:26 pm


Yes I am



No you're not!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/24/10 at 10:35 pm



No you're not!

I'm not what?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/25/10 at 7:03 am


I'm not what?


an idiot.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ninny on 04/25/10 at 8:32 am

We're all idiots that's why we are here.(at the convention)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/25/10 at 5:05 pm


We're all idiots that's why we are here.(at the convention)


Yes, I am an idiot.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/25/10 at 7:05 pm


Yes, I am an idiot.


No you're not.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/25/10 at 11:48 pm


No you're not.

hey, idiots don't want to be told they aren't.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: ninny on 04/26/10 at 5:19 am


hey, idiots don't want to be told they aren't.

I'll admit I'm one.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/26/10 at 5:35 am

I was an idiot yesterday.  :-[

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/26/10 at 11:17 am


I was an idiot yesterday.  :-[

Because you threw the guy's lunch in the garbage buy accident?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/26/10 at 3:04 pm


Because you threw the guy's lunch in the garbage buy accident?


I was cleaning the breakroom which co-workers like me doing because the maintainence guy doesn't do it at all and I saw crumpled up garbage assumed it was garbage so I threw it out by accident and he got pissed off at me so I paid him back for another round of Crab which cost $10 and then Him And I made peace afterwards.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 04/26/10 at 5:28 pm


I was cleaning the breakroom which co-workers like me doing because the maintainence guy doesn't do it at all and I saw crumpled up garbage assumed it was garbage so I threw it out by accident and he got pissed off at me so I paid him back for another round of Crab which cost $10 and then Him And I made peace afterwards.

You just make a mistake, that's all, not an idiot because of that. It's good you made peace with him.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 04/27/10 at 5:49 am


You just make a mistake, that's all, not an idiot because of that. It's good you made peace with him.


Thanks.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/06/10 at 9:09 pm

idiot        idiot
id          id        idiot

oh, got Summertime in my head

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/06/10 at 11:33 pm

The idiot song by Monty Python

How sweet to be an idiot
As harmless as a cloud
Too small to hide the sun
Almost poking fun
At the warm, but insecure, untiny crowd

How sweet to be an idiot
And tip my brain in joy
Children laughing at my back
With no fear of attack
As much retaliation as a toy

How sweet to be an idiot
How sweet..

I tip-toe down the street
Smile at everyone I meet

But suddenly a scream
Smashes through my dream
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fom
I smell the blood of an ass item
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fom
I smell the blood of an ass item
Hey you
You're such a peasent
You got as much brain as a dead ant
As much imagination as a cat outside

But I still love him
Still love you
How sweet
To be an idiot
How sweet
How sweet

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/07/10 at 12:48 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cNsmt2YZXA&feature=related

Neil Innes. He was one of the Rutles too.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/10/10 at 12:53 am

I D I O T it's the live for me

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/16/10 at 7:49 pm

lets c what else?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: DJ Blaze on 05/16/10 at 9:05 pm

Heads I win, tails you lose.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/16/10 at 9:36 pm

okay,  no wait a minute!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/16/10 at 10:21 pm


okay,  no wait a minute!

Heads I win, tails you lose.

Tails I win, heads will roll.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/17/10 at 7:18 am


Tails I win, heads will roll.


Is that a good or bad thing?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/17/10 at 11:27 am


Is that a good or bad thing?

Good for me, bad for everyone else.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/20/10 at 1:15 am

where will we be rolling?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/20/10 at 6:49 am


where will we be rolling?


on the river?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/20/10 at 10:19 am


on the river?

Wherever I say  8-P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/20/10 at 10:30 am

down the highway?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/20/10 at 7:38 pm


down the highway?


Highway to HELL? :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/20/10 at 8:46 pm

in that hot rod lincoln?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/20/10 at 10:33 pm


Highway to HELL? :o

Highway to HELena, Montana.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/21/10 at 7:06 am

Or Hell,Michigan. (not kidding that's a real city in Michigan)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/21/10 at 11:04 am

I've been to Michigan, but not to hell.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/21/10 at 2:40 pm

Have you been to heaven?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/21/10 at 4:51 pm

do you have to go through hell to get there?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/22/10 at 7:06 am


do you have to go through hell to get there?


Yes you do!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/22/10 at 10:32 am


do you have to go through hell to get there?

Pete rose said he'd go through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/22/10 at 10:50 am

so you do have to go through hell, but if you wear a gasoline suit while going through you end up at the baseball field?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/22/10 at 10:57 am


so you do have to go through hell, but if you wear a gasoline suit while going through you end up at the baseball field?

Now you're catching on.

(and catching helps in baseball)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/22/10 at 2:17 pm


so you do have to go through hell, but if you wear a gasoline suit while going through you end up at the baseball field?



and a gas mask.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/22/10 at 5:42 pm

Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/22/10 at 7:26 pm

I see said the blind man to the deaf woman who picked up his hammer and saw

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/23/10 at 7:17 am


Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then...


What didn't you know? ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/23/10 at 8:13 pm

I don't want to know

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/23/10 at 8:17 pm


What didn't you know? ???

It's lyrics from a song "Against the wind"

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/24/10 at 7:20 am


I don't want to know


You never know.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/24/10 at 11:14 am

^  uh I am so insulted  >:(

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/24/10 at 2:51 pm

insulted? please!  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/24/10 at 7:59 pm

yeah I'm just messin with you

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/25/10 at 1:20 am

There's a fine line between genius and idiot.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/25/10 at 5:40 am


There's a fine line between genius and idiot.


what's in the middle?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/26/10 at 11:37 am


what's in the middle?

Monkey?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/26/10 at 7:21 pm

monkey in the middle.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/26/10 at 7:52 pm

Who isn't an idiot?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/27/10 at 7:21 am


Who isn't an idiot?


Donald Trump.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/27/10 at 10:53 am


Donald Trump.

Ask Rosie about him, he's an idiot.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/27/10 at 7:24 pm

I am ann idiot

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/27/10 at 7:26 pm


Ask Rosie about him, he's an idiot.


Rosie's one too.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/27/10 at 10:33 pm


Rosie's one too.


Rosie's 1 2

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/28/10 at 11:11 am

whatever

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/28/10 at 11:32 am

Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/28/10 at 12:51 pm

thats old news

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/28/10 at 1:04 pm

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/oo/wantedman.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/28/10 at 1:13 pm


http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/oo/wantedman.jpg

But if arrested in America, he'll get a $500 fine, that's  it  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/28/10 at 3:14 pm


But if arrested in America, he'll get a $500 fine, that's  it  :D


What about Luigi?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/28/10 at 3:15 pm


Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.


and a salt.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/28/10 at 7:18 pm


But if arrested in America, he'll get a $500 fine, that's  it  :D


Yeah but my brother, John,  and I already found and took all the coins from the mushroom kingdom so he wont be able to pay.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/29/10 at 1:50 pm

has that blasted goldfish ever been caught?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/29/10 at 4:05 pm

goldfish....

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/29/10 at 5:19 pm

or was it a silverfish?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/29/10 at 10:26 pm

Bronzefish.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/29/10 at 10:47 pm

this is bugging me now

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/29/10 at 10:50 pm

I hate bugs.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/30/10 at 7:35 am


I hate bugs.


I do too.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/30/10 at 11:05 am

wahahahahahahahaha http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/himantis.jpg

did someone say plague? http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/HOPPER.jpg

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/TOPDRAGON.jpg
da da da da da   
da da da da da
da da da da da

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/30/10 at 2:16 pm

This thread has gone buggy.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/30/10 at 11:08 pm

buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/30/10 at 11:11 pm

To bee or no to bee

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/30/10 at 11:17 pm

I'd much rather have two bees then a wasp

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/30/10 at 11:20 pm

Here's a B and a B-
http://www.infoworld.com/infoworld/img/09FEdotNet-ch.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/30/10 at 11:30 pm

I got Dragon Flies on most my reports, but that didn't matter because the school was so wonderful and everyone got A's

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/31/10 at 7:33 am

http://especial.sapo.pt/beemovie/images/bee-movie.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/31/10 at 11:27 am


http://especial.sapo.pt/beemovie/images/bee-movie.jpg

Was there a huge buzz about that movie, Howard?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 05/31/10 at 1:10 pm

*BUZZ*

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 05/31/10 at 4:26 pm

Are non-idiots allowed to post here?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 05/31/10 at 9:15 pm

That's a good question

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/01/10 at 7:16 am


Are non-idiots allowed to post here?


Who's a non-idiot?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/01/10 at 10:45 am


Who's a non-idiot?

not me, not you.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/01/10 at 11:44 am

anyone?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/01/10 at 11:50 am

Buehler?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/01/10 at 5:45 pm

prepare for trouble? and make it double?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/01/10 at 5:48 pm


prepare for trouble? and make it double?

Double trouble? Zoinks!
http://www.lakesideamusementpark.com/scooby_shaggy_poster.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/01/10 at 5:51 pm

I had team rocket in mind, but I like the word zoinks

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/01/10 at 7:37 pm


I had team rocket in mind, but I like the word zoinks


ZOIKS!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/01/10 at 7:37 pm


not me, not you.


not her.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/01/10 at 8:21 pm

you talkin bout me?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/02/10 at 12:11 am

Harry Nillson?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/02/10 at 7:48 am


you talkin bout me?


No.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/02/10 at 11:04 am

o k

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/02/10 at 11:08 am

I'm OK, you're OK, or is it I'm not OK you're OK or you're not OK but I'm OK at the OK corral...dang...forgot...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/02/10 at 2:08 pm


I'm OK, you're OK, or is it I'm not OK you're OK or you're not OK but I'm OK at the OK corral...dang...forgot...


Okey Dokey.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/02/10 at 3:13 pm

whatever

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/02/10 at 10:58 pm

We have a nice sunset here.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/03/10 at 6:59 am


We have a nice sunset here.


Sunrise Sunset.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/03/10 at 10:33 am


Sunrise Sunset.

14 hours in between

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/03/10 at 7:29 pm


14 hours in between



and now the sun has set.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/03/10 at 10:01 pm



and now the sun has set.

It's still here for 90 more minutes

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/04/10 at 5:46 am


It's still here for 90 more minutes


ours just rose.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/04/10 at 10:38 am

Ours has gone on holidays today. It's cloudy.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/04/10 at 3:48 pm


Ours has gone on holidays today. It's cloudy.


partly sunny now.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/04/10 at 10:34 pm

What if we could eat clouds and is tasted like cotton candy.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/05/10 at 5:52 am


What if we could eat clouds and is tasted like cotton candy.


I'd be full from that.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/05/10 at 10:36 am

the next few days are going to be in the 90's

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/05/10 at 11:25 am


the next few days are going to be in the 90's

not here

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/05/10 at 11:28 am

well good for you >:(  :)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/05/10 at 12:34 pm


well good for you >:(  :)

We're at 60F. I'll take 15 of your F degrees so we can both be at a comfy 75

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/05/10 at 1:47 pm

^ sounds good

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/05/10 at 3:06 pm


not here


It felt like the 90's in New York with the high humidity. 8-P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/05/10 at 4:12 pm


It felt like the 90's in New York with the high humidity. 8-P

It's lucky to be 65 here. Waiting for summer heat...waiting...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/06/10 at 7:52 am


It's lucky to be 65 here. Waiting for summer heat...waiting...


you got a few more weeks.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/07/10 at 10:42 am


you got a few more weeks.

July is the warmest month, unless you are in the Soutern hemisphere.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/07/10 at 11:14 am

August 

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/07/10 at 11:17 am


August 

September..

(dang, I thought this category was a month thread)

Um...

Yah, that's hot too

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/07/10 at 12:42 pm


September..

(dang, I thought this category was a month thread)

Um...

Yah, that's hot too


September cools down a bit.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/07/10 at 12:43 pm


July is the warmest month, unless you are in the Soutern hemisphere.


blazing hot!!!  :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/07/10 at 1:34 pm

can't be more then a 114

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/08/10 at 11:48 am


can't be more then a 114

That's a bad golf score for 18 holes.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/08/10 at 1:06 pm

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies/golf.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/08/10 at 3:27 pm

FORE!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/08/10 at 4:22 pm


http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies/golf.gif


Did your club hit Tiger's car yet?  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/08/10 at 4:50 pm

^ he he

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/10/10 at 12:26 am

I wish "Smarties and M&M's" were diet foods

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/10/10 at 12:39 am

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/10/10 at 7:21 am


I wish "Smarties and M&M's" were diet foods


I'd lose weight by now.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/10/10 at 11:33 am

::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/10/10 at 9:53 pm

I've all the suddengot The mickey Mouse thing in my head doing B I G  E S T  I D I O T    should  we start a song for this convention?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/10/10 at 11:51 pm

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine, your ears are huge
hey mickey...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/11/10 at 7:58 am


I've all the suddengot The mickey Mouse thing in my head doing B I G  E S T  I D I O T    should  we start a song for this convention?



No.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/11/10 at 11:32 am



No.

Why not?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/11/10 at 11:32 am


Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine, your ears are huge
hey mickey...


Feel sicky, like to whine, it don't even sort of rhyme

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/11/10 at 11:35 am


Feel sicky, like to whine, it don't even sort of rhyme


need whiskey! need whiskey!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/11/10 at 2:14 pm


need whiskey! need whiskey!


Cant you read cardboard sign
Cardboard sign money I whine
need whiskey! need whiskey!

hows that?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/11/10 at 2:16 pm


Why not?



feels kind of insulting.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/11/10 at 2:55 pm

It doesn't have to be those words.











yes I had Howard in mind ;) 

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/11/10 at 3:57 pm



feels kind of insulting.

insulting? I don't understand.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/12/10 at 5:06 pm

fine, I'll be the biggest idiot  it's just a parody anyway

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/12/10 at 7:03 pm


fine, I'll be the biggest idiot   it's just a parody anyway

I thought I was the biggest idiot....sadnes.....despair....momentary happiness...then despair again.... :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/12/10 at 9:00 pm

^ okay, you be the biggest idiot and I'll take the parody credit.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/12/10 at 11:23 pm


^ okay, you be the biggest idiot and I'll take the parody credit.

Why argue? We can all be co-biggest idiots. ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/13/10 at 12:28 am

I'm not arguing

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/13/10 at 7:06 am


Why argue? We can all be co-biggest idiots. ;)


like double idiots?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/13/10 at 2:51 pm

what are you trying to do upset me?  it wont work


















:\'(

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/13/10 at 5:20 pm

Where would idiots go on holidays?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/13/10 at 7:03 pm


Where would idiots go on holidays?


The Funhouse?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/14/10 at 12:34 am


The Funhouse?

I was thinking more like a place where their are lots of riots and your life is in danger.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/14/10 at 7:00 am


I was thinking more like a place where their are lots of riots and your life is in danger.


like Pee Wee's Playhouse?  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/14/10 at 10:24 am


like Pee Wee's Playhouse?  :D

Naw, maybe Baghdad  or Afghanistan...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/14/10 at 7:16 pm

They're at war.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/14/10 at 7:30 pm


They're at war.

Which was precisely my point, where would idiots go on holidays.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/15/10 at 5:48 am

To The Caribbean?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/15/10 at 11:37 am


To The Caribbean?

In hurricane season.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/19/10 at 10:11 am

How long can one survive with a vuvuzelas blasting in your ears.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/19/10 at 2:08 pm


How long can one survive with a vuvuzelas blasting in your ears.


I never had one blast in my ear.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/19/10 at 4:22 pm


I never had one blast in my ear.

Ah! You can be our test subject.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/19/10 at 8:26 pm


Ah! You can be our test subject.


Sure,why not.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/20/10 at 11:34 am

good luck

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/20/10 at 1:03 pm

What? I can't hear you I had a vuvuzela blast in my ears.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/20/10 at 1:08 pm

I cant hear either, I have a bunch of ear plugs in my ear          beans don't work

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/20/10 at 1:11 pm


I cant hear either, I have a bunch of ear plugs in my ear          beans don't work


We're both deaf.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/20/10 at 1:46 pm

yes

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/20/10 at 4:47 pm

Pinball Wizard

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/20/10 at 9:44 pm

I suck at pinball  much better at singing

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/21/10 at 12:19 am

I can sing a little, don;t play pinball much..don't play any computer games really except for Freecell & Minesweeper. I'm good at those.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/21/10 at 7:24 am


yes


huh?  ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/21/10 at 11:13 am

*nods head*

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/21/10 at 3:23 pm

*shakes head*

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/21/10 at 3:56 pm

Heading out.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/21/10 at 4:46 pm

c ya

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 12:54 am

What's the world record for surviving 456 gun shots to the head?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/22/10 at 12:57 am

I don't know

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 12:59 am


I don't know

Let's not find out.    I was always wondering. If you are joined siamese twins, and one gets decapitated...does the other survive?

(This is the idiot thread, wouldn't ask this anywhere else)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/22/10 at 5:41 am


What's the world record for surviving 456 gun shots to the head?




What is the world record? ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 10:09 am


What is the world record? ???

There is none Howard, this the idiot convention.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/22/10 at 3:01 pm

For Idiots like us.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/22/10 at 5:18 pm

I'm going to stick my head to the refrigerater

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 6:00 pm


I'm going to stick my head to the refrigerater

It's OK if it's not plugged in.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/22/10 at 6:05 pm

dam it doesn't work

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/22/10 at 8:45 pm


dam it doesn't work

"Trying" is the first step towards failure

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/22/10 at 9:05 pm

you're right why did I even bother trying.  Everything I try is just a big waste of time. :\'(

got any paper clips?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/23/10 at 12:43 am


you're right why did I even bother trying.  Everything I try is just a big waste of time. :\'(

got any paper clips?

I have some yellow, pink and green ones

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/23/10 at 6:57 am

I have thumbtacks.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/23/10 at 10:40 am

thumbtack will work fine thanks  sewing needle...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/23/10 at 11:06 am

sewing needle? It's in the haystack somewhere

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/23/10 at 11:31 am

mine isn't in a haystack,  I don't have a haystack 

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/23/10 at 7:10 pm

needle in a haystack.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/24/10 at 12:06 am

we can get a magnet and fish for the needle.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/24/10 at 12:58 am

Let's fish for fish, magnets and needles are hard to chew.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/24/10 at 12:26 pm

got any cards?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/24/10 at 6:51 pm


got any cards?


playing cards?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/24/10 at 6:53 pm

yes

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/24/10 at 7:02 pm

52 pick up?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/24/10 at 7:12 pm

with jokers

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gordonlightfoot115.shtml

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/25/10 at 11:11 am


with jokers

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/gordonlightfoot115.shtml

Dastardly and Muttley...
Wacky Races.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/25/10 at 12:40 pm

this is my mustache, stinker avatar and sig.




                                                  hehe

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/25/10 at 1:16 pm


this is my mustache, stinker avatar and sig.




                                                   hehe

Which is why I typed that.
Wacky races was one of my fave cartoons growing up.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/25/10 at 3:13 pm

I don't remember too much, but Muttley's laugh.  hmm...  Yougi Yahooy's,  Scooby's, Really Rottens  hmm

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/26/10 at 12:22 am


I don't remember too much, but Muttley's laugh.  hmm...  Yougi Yahooy's,  Scooby's, Really Rottens  hmm

I have the series on DVD

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 12:31 am

I'm thinking about changing my avatar again but not sure what to

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 12:36 am


I'm thinking about changing my avatar again but not sure what to

**hoping** it won't be a photo of Howard...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 12:40 am

no

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 12:43 am


no

phew....

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/27/10 at 7:14 am


**hoping** it won't be a photo of Howard...


Let's hope not. ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 10:40 am

you lookgood with pepper spray though Howard

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 3:59 pm

What if an eight day was added in a week, let's call it "Garsday"

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 5:02 pm

Whatever day cause I don't care

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 5:07 pm

Can someone write a hit song with only vuvuzela instruments?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 5:29 pm

I'm not listening to it

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 5:40 pm

...not until Lady gaga has a version of it  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 5:51 pm

I still wont listen

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 5:55 pm

If I invaded Idaho, would anyone notice?
Should I start with New Hampshire first?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/27/10 at 6:08 pm

to many questions for me.  I'd just invade everything and panic the whole world

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 6:13 pm


to many questions for me.  I'd just invade everything and panic the whole world

Can one invade their own country ?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/27/10 at 6:53 pm


you lookgood with pepper spray though Howard


Thanks.  ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/27/10 at 6:54 pm


...not until Lady gaga has a version of it  :D


and It'll be called The Vuvuzela Song. ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/27/10 at 11:17 pm


and It'll be called The Vuvuzela Song. ;D

Looking ( not) forward to that one.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/28/10 at 5:42 am

How would the song start?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/28/10 at 3:51 pm


How would the song start?

It would be an instrumental song, one long toot for 6 minutes....

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/28/10 at 4:56 pm

Someone is going to have to eat a lot of beans

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/29/10 at 10:28 am


Someone is going to have to eat a lot of beans

Blazing saddles...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/29/10 at 11:12 am

My dad's favorite movie  and I love it too.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/29/10 at 3:12 pm


My dad's favorite movie  and I love it too.


you love beans?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/29/10 at 5:39 pm


you love beans?

She and her dad loves the film "Blazing saddles"

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/30/10 at 12:09 am

come on! through out your hands  stick out you tush hands on your hips give em a push

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/30/10 at 12:32 am

Blazing saddles was one of my favorite comedies, I like Airplane ( and sequels) too.

...and don't call me Shirley.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/30/10 at 12:36 am

Blazing Saddles and Airplane were my two most watched and favorates as a kid.  So much good stuff in Airplane.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/30/10 at 12:39 am


Blazing Saddles and Airplane were my two most watched and favorates as a kid.  So much good stuff in Airplane.

I think I have seen the 1st Airplane film over 15 times. 
Still makes me laugh like crazy everytime.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/30/10 at 12:52 am

never fails  I'm sure I've seen the 1st one dozens of more times then you.  don't think the second one is as good but ET phoning home was great

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/30/10 at 7:24 am


come on! through out your hands  stick out you tush hands on your hips give em a push


sounds like a dance move.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/30/10 at 10:15 am


never fails  I'm sure I've seen the 1st one dozens of more times then you.  don't think the second one is as good but ET phoning home was great

2nd one is very good too, not as good as the first. Sequels are rarely better than the original.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 06/30/10 at 3:02 pm

ET 2

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/30/10 at 4:27 pm


ET 2

No, Airplane II. Are you reading the posts?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/30/10 at 6:32 pm

Howard doesn't read the posts remember?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 06/30/10 at 8:09 pm


Howard doesn't read the posts remember?

He reads them, but sometimes he just reads parts of it, not the whole.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 06/30/10 at 10:55 pm

na he never reads them ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/01/10 at 1:19 am

Q: Why do I bang my head against the wall for an hour?
A: Coz when I stop it feels so good.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/01/10 at 7:09 am


Howard doesn't read the posts remember?


Nope,I rarely do.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/01/10 at 10:15 am


Nope,I rarely do.

That explains a lot.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/01/10 at 10:35 am


Q: Why do I bang my head against the wall for an hour?
A: Coz when I stop it feels so good.


you do that too?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/01/10 at 11:47 am

You mean, there are people who don't do that?  ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/01/10 at 1:32 pm

Yeah I think so isn't that sad?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/01/10 at 7:15 pm


Yeah I think so isn't that sad?


It is.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/02/10 at 8:50 am

Anyone ever try milk with ketchup and mustard?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/02/10 at 1:27 pm


Anyone ever try milk with ketchup and mustard?



that's disgusting!  :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/03/10 at 11:12 am



that's disgusting!  :P

So you've tried it?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/03/10 at 3:40 pm


So you've tried it?


Is milk supposed to be a part of a recipie with the ketchup and mustard?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/03/10 at 4:38 pm


Is milk supposed to be a part of a recipie with the ketchup and mustard?

I hope not  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/04/10 at 7:45 am


I hope not  ;D


I hope not either.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/04/10 at 12:58 pm

not that I want to  try it, but I might be able to stand milk and ketchup better then strawberry quick

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/04/10 at 6:49 pm


not that I want to  try it, but I might be able to stand milk and ketchup better then strawberry quick



ketchup in the milk.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/04/10 at 7:30 pm

yes tomato and milk instead of strawberry and milk

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/04/10 at 11:34 pm

I can't eat strawberries, I am allergic to them, so ketchup with horse radish, milk, and orange juice with radishes and boiled fish would be better for me than strawberry quick.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/05/10 at 1:47 am

I don't really like strawberries at all and am a berry hater.  Dairy products give me problems if I have too much it seems.  Lets have catchup and pineapple.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/05/10 at 6:42 am


I can't eat strawberries, I am allergic to them, so ketchup with horse radish, milk, and orange juice with radishes and boiled fish would be better for me than strawberry quick.


Is there anything that you aren't allergic to? ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: snozberries on 07/05/10 at 8:18 am


I can't eat strawberries, I am allergic to them, so ketchup with horse radish, milk, and orange juice with radishes and boiled fish would be better for me than strawberry quick.


ummm I don't think strawberry quick is made with real strawberries  ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/05/10 at 10:21 am


ummm I don't think strawberry quick is made with real strawberries  ;)

You are correct, but I still won't take any chances. I have had some difficulties with strawberry ice cream too..don't know why.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/05/10 at 1:14 pm


ummm I don't think strawberry quick is made with real strawberries  ;)


just powdered milk.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/05/10 at 8:15 pm

Ketchup with milk, mustard with coca-cola...boiled coca-cola...mmm..

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/06/10 at 5:41 am


Ketchup with milk, mustard with coca-cola...boiled coca-cola...mmm..



sounds like a bad case of indegestion.  :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/06/10 at 8:54 am

what's the weirdest food you ever ate?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/06/10 at 3:33 pm


what's the weirdest food you ever ate?


I have a lot of them.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/06/10 at 4:26 pm


I have a lot of them.

such as...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/07/10 at 7:23 am


such as...


I don't know at the moment.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/07/10 at 9:41 am


what's the weirdest food you ever ate?

I have a lot of them.

such as...

I don't know at the moment.

huh?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/07/10 at 7:11 pm

Sorry I had a brain fart.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/07/10 at 10:53 pm


Sorry I had a brain fart.

There is a first time for everything.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/08/10 at 12:21 am

how do grain tarts taste?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/08/10 at 7:12 am


how do grain tarts taste?


What's a grain tart?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/08/10 at 10:35 am


What's a grain tart?

Are you having a grain tart again?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/08/10 at 7:25 pm


Are you having a grain tart again?


Is that sort of like a healthy pop tart?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/08/10 at 7:54 pm

your sort of wealthy?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/08/10 at 9:53 pm

a sort of wedgy?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/08/10 at 9:55 pm

yeah

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/08/10 at 9:58 pm


yeah

Howard gets a wedgy from a healthy pop tart. It all makes sense now.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/08/10 at 10:06 pm

it sure does

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/08/10 at 10:12 pm


it sure does

Excellent..

http://ezraklein.typepad.com/blog/Monty%20Burns.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/09/10 at 12:19 am

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/fex160.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/09/10 at 7:13 am

Sexcellent.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/09/10 at 11:48 am


Sexcellent.

Eggs sell ant.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/09/10 at 1:38 pm

I'll have to ask the ants in my garden if they sell eggs. 

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/09/10 at 2:37 pm


I'll have to ask the ants in my garden if they sell eggs. 

I'd like to see them carry one.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/09/10 at 2:57 pm

Don't egg them on.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/09/10 at 5:25 pm

I see them carry aphids.  I let them so a ladybug can come have a nice meal.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/10/10 at 12:27 pm

How much do a dozen ant eggs go for these days?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/10/10 at 2:50 pm


How much do a dozen ant eggs go for these days?


I'm not sure.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/10/10 at 5:23 pm


I'm not sure.

Let's ask Regis Philbin.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/11/10 at 7:29 am


Let's ask Regis Philbin.


Do you want to phone a friend or do 50/50?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/11/10 at 9:30 am


Do you want to phone a friend or do 50/50?

Can I just do the first 50 and then I'll do the 2nd 50 later... :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/11/10 at 10:50 am

you want a final answer?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/11/10 at 1:25 pm


Can I just do the first 50 and then I'll do the 2nd 50 later... :D


Nope,you must call a friend.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/12/10 at 12:35 am


Nope,you must call a friend.

dialing.....
dialing.....

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/12/10 at 12:43 am

If you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again. If you need help hang up then then dial your operator.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/12/10 at 12:47 am


If you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again. If you need help hang up then then dial your operator.

dialing..
It's OK, I think I got Howard's boss at Pathmark on the phone...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/12/10 at 7:05 am


dialing..
It's OK, I think I got Howard's boss at Pathmark on the phone...



No,not Mr.Ruggerio.  :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/13/10 at 9:44 am



No,not Mr.Ruggerio.  :o

Hello, Mr Ruggerio?... http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/director.gif

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/13/10 at 7:00 pm


Hello, Mr Ruggerio?... http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/director.gif



He wouldn't listen to you.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/13/10 at 7:01 pm



He wouldn't listen to you.

He might if I talk about you... ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/13/10 at 7:01 pm


He might if I talk about you... ;D


He already knows about me.  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/13/10 at 7:03 pm


He already knows about me.  ::)

Is he happy with you?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/13/10 at 7:04 pm


Is he happy with you?


he has mixed feelings about me.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/13/10 at 7:07 pm


he has mixed feelings about me.

Happy when you do what you are told, not happy when you goof off?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/14/10 at 7:11 am


Happy when you do what you are told, not happy when you goof off?


Sometimes he doesn't like when the wagons are crooked but happy when I do a good job.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/14/10 at 10:56 am


Sometimes he doesn't like when the wagons are crooked but happy when I do a good job.

Keep trying hard Howard!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/14/10 at 7:00 pm


Keep trying hard Howard!



they're never satisfied with anything you do over there.  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/15/10 at 8:21 am



they're never satisfied with anything you do over there.  ::)

That's what you think.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/15/10 at 7:09 pm


That's what you think.


That's what I know.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/15/10 at 10:45 pm


That's what I know.

Then try harder, they might notice.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/16/10 at 8:03 am


Then try harder, they might notice.


I'll do my best.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/16/10 at 8:55 am


I'll do my best.

That's the spirit!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/16/10 at 2:52 pm


That's the spirit!


I'll try to make them proud.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/16/10 at 4:20 pm


I'll try to make them proud.

Just try your best, and make yourself proud of what you do, that's enough.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/17/10 at 7:19 am


Just try your best, and make yourself proud of what you do, that's enough.



yep,the floor is always clean,the garbages are taken out.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/17/10 at 8:47 am



yep,the floor is always clean,the garbages are taken out.

No carts thrown through store windows...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/17/10 at 7:12 pm


No carts thrown through store windows...


no that would never happen.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/17/10 at 9:20 pm

How do you know?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/17/10 at 10:59 pm


no that would never happen.

Prove it.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/18/10 at 7:19 am


How do you know?


nobody over there was never that violent.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/18/10 at 2:44 pm

There's always a first time

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/18/10 at 4:52 pm


There's always a first time

I'm sure it's been done many times before, somewhere.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/19/10 at 7:23 am


I'm sure it's been done many times before, somewhere.


that would disrupt the customers.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/19/10 at 9:07 am


that would disrupt the customers.

Not to mention destroy property.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/19/10 at 7:00 pm


Not to mention destroy property.


not to mention cost a whole lot of money.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/19/10 at 10:16 pm


not to mention cost a whole lot of money.

No "Pathmark" bonus cheques this Christmas in having to pay for it.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/20/10 at 7:16 am


No "Pathmark" bonus cheques this Christmas in having to pay for it.


just hope it never happens.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/20/10 at 9:22 am

I think I'm gonna return a scarf to the store coz it's too tight.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/20/10 at 9:39 pm

user error?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/20/10 at 9:41 pm


user error?


ERROR ErrOR ERROR

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/20/10 at 9:51 pm

airor?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/20/10 at 10:06 pm

Error?
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/baseballfail.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/21/10 at 12:30 am

take your face base

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/21/10 at 7:14 am


Error?
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/baseballfail.jpg



Did he get a busted nasal cavity? :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/21/10 at 9:32 am


Did he get a busted nasal cavity? :o

Don't know, guess we'd have to find out when he ( Jimmy Rollins) got hit and if he missed some time because of it.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/21/10 at 7:20 pm


Don't know, guess we'd have to find out when he ( Jimmy Rollins) got hit and if he missed some time because of it.


It must've been bleeding. :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/21/10 at 7:25 pm


It must've been bleeding. :o

I'm more worried about a potential concussion.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/21/10 at 7:25 pm


I'm more worried about a potential concussion.



What team is he from?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/21/10 at 7:34 pm



What team is he from?

Philadelphia Phillies.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/21/10 at 8:43 pm

I was wondering what that P on his hat stood for

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/22/10 at 7:06 am


I was wondering what that P on his hat stood for


Punch?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 9:33 am

punishment

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/22/10 at 11:06 am

player

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 6:49 pm

Filladelfia fillies, or Philadelphia Phllies

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/22/10 at 6:50 pm


punishment


prick?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 6:55 pm

It hurts to get hit with a ball in the face.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/22/10 at 6:56 pm

or in the balls.  :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 7:10 pm


or in the balls.  :o

Never been hit there before..

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/22/10 at 7:12 pm


Never been hit there before..


I have,not a good feeling.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 7:14 pm


I have,not a good feeling.

I imagine not!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/23/10 at 12:59 am

My plant got knocked over by a golf ball
That's what it looked like it did recieve

overheating amaranth, They'll come back.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/24/10 at 10:24 am


My plant got knocked over by a golf ball
That's what it looked like it did recieve

overheating amaranth, They'll come back.

Are they still alive today?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/24/10 at 11:06 am

There's one in good shape because it's right up against the fence and my dad has planted corn for the first time.  It gets morning shade.  Usually that would be a spot that gets too many hours of sun and everything dies.  They were hot and full of seeds so I cut then and shook some seeds out.  I could use a tree, but last time I tried to grow one ( orange) it died.  I have my fall plans.  Hopefully next summer I can call my garden a garden instead of a dirt lot. 

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/24/10 at 1:58 pm


There's one in good shape because it's right up against the fence and my dad has planted corn for the first time.  It gets morning shade.  Usually that would be a spot that gets too many hours of sun and everything dies.  They were hot and full of seeds so I cut then and shook some seeds out.  I could use a tree, but last time I tried to grow one ( orange) it died.  I have my fall plans.  Hopefully next summer I can call my garden a garden instead of a dirt lot. 

Hope so too.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/24/10 at 2:09 pm

I think it might take an extra summer or two before I get it all filled out.  I'd have to draw it out to show you, but I have the whole area I need to shade starting with a small portion of area against the fence.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/24/10 at 6:21 pm


I think it might take an extra summer or two before I get it all filled out.  I'd have to draw it out to show you, but I have the whole area I need to shade starting with a small portion of area against the fence.

It's a lot of work, but in the end the reward are nice. It's worth the work.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/24/10 at 11:21 pm

and when you're doing what you love the reward is even bigger and love cant be stopped.  Hopefully I'll be able to spend some time with my brother and get something recorded.  The only thing worse then having a write you cant figure out how to record, is having two of them >:(

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/26/10 at 7:33 pm

This must have hurt.
http://jcrue.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/figure-skating-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/26/10 at 8:33 pm

that's why I don't ice skate

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/27/10 at 5:35 am


This must have hurt.
http://jcrue.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/figure-skating-fail.jpg



hope she didn't hurt anything? :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/27/10 at 8:17 am



hope she didn't hurt anything? :o

Nope, just the boards  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/27/10 at 3:10 pm


Nope, just the boards  ;D


oh phew,that was close. :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/27/10 at 9:26 pm


oh phew,that was close. :o

Aw C'mon Howard, she went right through the boards..don't you think she was hurt?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/28/10 at 8:42 am


Aw C'mon Howard, she went right through the boards..don't you think she was hurt?



I could make her feel better.  :D ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 07/28/10 at 8:48 am



I could make her feel better.  :D ;)

Dr. Howard?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/28/10 at 10:34 am

Howard, forget it

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 07/28/10 at 7:03 pm


Dr. Howard?



at your service,How may I pleasure her? ;) ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/30/10 at 8:37 pm

by backing off

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/01/10 at 10:47 am

Anyone want to go rollerskating?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 12:35 pm


Anyone want to go rollerskating?



Sure let me put on my parachute pants first.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/01/10 at 10:08 pm

we can do the hokey pokey

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:40 am

and turn ourselves around.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/02/10 at 10:51 am

Is your back going to b okay?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 7:00 pm


Is your back going to b okay?


I hope so.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/03/10 at 9:40 pm

Anyone else doing the hokey pokey or am I stuck alone with Howard again? 

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:48 am

Please,someone do the Hokey Pokey.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/04/10 at 5:20 pm

guess I'm stuck

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:56 pm

unstick yourself.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/04/10 at 7:44 pm

Howard, just make sure your back is okay

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/05/10 at 7:06 am


Howard, just make sure your back is okay


my back is fine.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/05/10 at 10:54 am

Okay good

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/09/10 at 9:17 pm

is there anybody in here?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/09/10 at 11:30 pm

nope, empty coffin I'm taking a nap

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/10/10 at 5:36 am

I'm tired too.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/10/10 at 7:38 pm

Well this coffin only fits one person so you'll have to rest somewhere else

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/11/10 at 1:11 am

An idiot is here

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/11/10 at 7:05 am


An idiot is here


Hello Idiot. :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/11/10 at 8:37 am


Hello Idiot. :D

Hi fellow idiot

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/11/10 at 1:54 pm

Hi idiots :D nice day for idiocy don't you think?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/11/10 at 6:14 pm

every day is like that

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/11/10 at 7:24 pm


Hi fellow idiot


Good day to be an idiot.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/11/10 at 7:50 pm

yep and dare to be stupid

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/11/10 at 10:44 pm

Dare to be Stu, disco Stu

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/12/10 at 7:07 am


yep and dare to be stupid


I'm stupid.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/12/10 at 9:05 am


I'm stupid.

you said it... ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/12/10 at 6:57 pm


you said it... ;D


DUH! :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/18/10 at 10:37 am

hi

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/18/10 at 2:07 pm

Buy hi, sell low...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 4:57 pm

Hell Low.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/18/10 at 7:51 pm

no go

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/18/10 at 7:56 pm

leggo my eggo

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 7:24 am

Good Bi.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/19/10 at 10:45 am

good pi

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 11:49 am

3.1415926535

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/19/10 at 12:35 pm

3.1415926535 and 8
Why remember all those numbers it seems might

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 12:40 pm


3.1415926535 and 8
Why remember all those numbers it seems might

3.1415926535 8979323846 2643383279 5028841971 6939937510
5820974944 5923078164 0628620899 8628034825 3421170679 8214808651 3282306647 0938446095 5058223172 5359408128 4811174502 8410270193 8521105559 6446229489 5493038196 4428810975 6659334461 2847564823 3786783165 2712019091 4564856692 3460348610 4543266482 1339360726 0249141273 7245870066 0631558817 4881520920 9628292540 9171536436 7892590360 0113305305 4882046652 1384146951 9415116094 3305727036 5759591953 0921861173 8193261179 3105118548 0744623799 6274956735 1885752724 8912279381 8301194912 9833673362 4406566430 8602139494 6395224737 1907021798 6094370277 0539217176 2931767523 8467481846 7669405132 0005681271 4526356082 7785771342 7577896091 7363717872 1468440901 2249534301 4654958537 1050792279 6892589235 4201995611 2129021960 8640344181 5981362977 4771309960 5187072113 4999999837 2978049951 0597317328 1609631859 5024459455 3469083026 4252230825 3344685035

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/19/10 at 5:01 pm

8  calculate numerate  evaluate            I'm pretty sure pi has been done with supercal anyway

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 5:11 pm


8   calculate numerate  evaluate             I'm pretty sure pi has been done with supercal anyway

Pi....
cherry pi!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 7:02 pm


Pi....
cherry pi!


pie is good.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 7:04 pm


pie is good.

With vanilla ice cream on top

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 7:05 pm


With vanilla ice cream on top


and whipped cream.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 7:11 pm

very tasty

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 7:12 pm

and a cup of coffee.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 7:15 pm


and a cup of coffee.

I'll take hot chocolate or tea, I don't drink coffee

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 7:16 pm


I'll take hot chocolate or tea, I don't drink coffee


hot chocolate it is.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/19/10 at 7:30 pm

I want Hot chocolate too

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 11:15 pm

Hot chocolate = better than coffee

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/20/10 at 7:34 am


I want Hot chocolate too


ok 2 hot chocolates.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/20/10 at 9:01 am

keep the hot chocolates coming...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/20/10 at 10:10 am

you zesty thing ( you zesty thing)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/20/10 at 3:47 pm


keep the hot chocolates coming...


with or without marshmallows?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/20/10 at 4:05 pm


with or without marshmallows?


With

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 5:44 am


With


ok marshmallows that is.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/21/10 at 7:17 am

great

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 3:30 pm

and a snack?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/21/10 at 3:38 pm

joe louis...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/23/10 at 1:08 pm

You want a snack?
You want a snack?
You want a snack?
You want a snack?
You want a snack snack snack snack snack snack snack?
You want a snack?
You want a snack?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/23/10 at 5:19 pm

scooby snack?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/23/10 at 7:06 pm


scooby snack?


scooby doo?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/23/10 at 8:48 pm


scooby doo?

not scrappy doo, the dog I wanted to see mangled... ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/24/10 at 11:48 pm

I need a backstop for my archery target

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/25/10 at 12:15 am


I need a backstop for my archery target

(see my post about scrappy doo)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/25/10 at 12:17 am

^ that's why I said that

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/25/10 at 12:29 am


^ that's why I said that

The scrappy doo target

http://www.asdlabs.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/asdlabs-fail-dogs-3.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/25/10 at 7:07 am


The scrappy doo target

http://www.asdlabs.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/asdlabs-fail-dogs-3.jpg


major fail.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/25/10 at 8:42 am

It's not a fail if it was scrappy doo

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/25/10 at 8:03 pm


It's not a fail if it was scrappy doo


or Scooby Doo.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/26/10 at 12:51 am


or Scooby Doo.

Scooby doo = good
Scrappy doo = Evil

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/26/10 at 10:42 am

the bricks in that target would break the arrow tips.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/26/10 at 7:08 pm


the bricks in that target would break the arrow tips.

I get your point... ;)
But if only 1 arrow hit scrappy doo, it's all worth it.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/26/10 at 7:29 pm

yes

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 7:31 pm

no

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/26/10 at 7:32 pm


yes

WIN!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 7:32 pm


WIN!


Lose.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/26/10 at 7:43 pm


Lose.

You like scrappy doo?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/27/10 at 7:22 am


You like scrappy doo?


He's ok.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/27/10 at 10:01 am

Anyone ever try to walk on clouds?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/27/10 at 12:39 pm

I cant reach that high

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/27/10 at 2:52 pm


Anyone ever try to walk on clouds?


what about walk on water?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/27/10 at 4:43 pm


what about walk on water?

It's been done

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/30/10 at 11:22 pm

what? dinner?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/30/10 at 11:50 pm

Done like dinner.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/31/10 at 12:13 am

well, is it?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/31/10 at 12:16 am

Waliking on water while eating dinner and walk on clouds?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/31/10 at 12:58 am

actually, I just wanted to know if dinner was done or not.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/31/10 at 12:29 pm

I might be a little late

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/31/10 at 2:48 pm

late for what?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/31/10 at 3:08 pm

::) a very important date

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 08/31/10 at 3:20 pm

idiot

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/31/10 at 4:20 pm

Who?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/31/10 at 8:09 pm

does Howard know?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 08/31/10 at 8:38 pm


does Howard know?

What does Howard know?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 08/31/10 at 8:45 pm

Thats a good question ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/01/10 at 7:35 am


What does Howard know?


I know diddlysquat.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/01/10 at 10:20 am

i don't know who diddly squat is

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/01/10 at 10:22 am


I know diddlysquat.


i don't know who diddly squat is

Must be a friend of Howard's.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/01/10 at 7:34 pm


Must be a friend of Howard's.


diddly squat is another word for nothing.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/01/10 at 8:16 pm


diddly squat is another word for nothing.

Don't be too hard on your friend diddly squat, he's not nothing.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/02/10 at 7:29 am


Don't be too hard on your friend diddly squat, he's not nothing.



http://rlv.zcache.com/obama_has_reformed_diddly_squat_sticker-p217800380595889153tdcj_210.jpg

he supported Obama.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/02/10 at 10:53 am



http://rlv.zcache.com/obama_has_reformed_diddly_squat_sticker-p217800380595889153tdcj_210.jpg

he supported Obama.

Can he find you a job outside of Pathmark?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/02/10 at 7:41 pm


Can he find you a job outside of Pathmark?


Nope.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/02/10 at 7:43 pm


Nope.

How about Obama?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/02/10 at 7:44 pm


How about Obama?


Obama coming to Pathmark?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/02/10 at 7:45 pm


Obama coming to Pathmark?

help you find a job.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/02/10 at 7:47 pm


help you find a job.


hey why not?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/02/10 at 8:01 pm


hey why not?

Send him an e-mail.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 7:42 am


Send him an e-mail.


He's busy right now.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/03/10 at 9:47 am


He's busy right now.

He's got stuff to do.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 3:26 pm


He's got stuff to do.


like saving the war.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/03/10 at 3:29 pm


like saving the war.

And the economy

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 3:30 pm


And the economy



the world.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/03/10 at 3:37 pm



the world.

Just his world.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 3:50 pm


Just his world.


his world needs saving.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/03/10 at 4:06 pm


his world needs saving.

All the lonely people, where do they all belong...Eleanor rigby

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/06/10 at 11:15 pm

There's no sugar tonight

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/07/10 at 7:18 am

Sugar Sugar

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/07/10 at 7:20 am

sweet songs

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/07/10 at 9:14 pm

sweet emotion

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/08/10 at 12:39 am

Aero bar

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/08/10 at 12:46 pm

black smith

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/08/10 at 4:20 pm

I don't think we are being idiotic enough to be worthy of this thread. Let's shave Sarah Palin's hair off and dye her scalp green!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/08/10 at 6:24 pm

okay lets do it!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/08/10 at 6:52 pm


I don't think we are being idiotic enough to be worthy of this thread. Let's shave Sarah Palin's hair off and dye her scalp green!


or her husband Todd.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/09/10 at 7:38 pm

What's a really idiotic thing you did when you were youngl?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/10/10 at 5:34 am


What's a really idiotic thing you did when you were youngl?



so many to mention.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/10/10 at 9:05 am

Mention a couple of them.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/10/10 at 3:22 pm

I can't think of any at the moment.  ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/10/10 at 6:18 pm

It will come to you when you least expect it.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/21/10 at 8:51 pm

I posted in this thread

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/21/10 at 11:13 pm


I posted in this thread

I replied to your post.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/22/10 at 7:14 am


I replied to your post.


I replied to your post too.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/22/10 at 9:45 am

This thread is a thread about nothing, can we make as much money like Seinfeld...a show about nothing?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/22/10 at 1:35 pm


This thread is a thread about nothing, can we make as much money like Seinfeld...a show about nothing?


nothing from nothing leads nothing.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/22/10 at 1:48 pm

and you got to know somethin , if you want to lead like me

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/24/10 at 9:52 am

There wa this guy on the bus yesterdsay, drinking from a bottle of aqua velva.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/24/10 at 3:16 pm


There wa this guy on the bus yesterdsay, drinking from a bottle of aqua velva.


EW! :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/25/10 at 12:05 am


EW! :P

I know...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/28/10 at 9:07 pm

you know what?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/28/10 at 11:40 pm

what?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/29/10 at 7:13 am

WHAT?!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/29/10 at 9:15 am

today is the day after yesterday.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 09/29/10 at 10:24 am

very good Frank ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/29/10 at 6:52 pm

tomorrow is just another day.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/29/10 at 9:03 pm


tomorrow is just another day.

yes Scarlett.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 09/30/10 at 7:17 am


yes Scarlett.


I don't give a damn.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 09/30/10 at 2:02 pm


I don't give a damn.

Rhett.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/05/10 at 11:33 am

I am evil

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/05/10 at 3:48 pm


I am evil

Evel Knievel?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/05/10 at 5:38 pm

no

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/05/10 at 5:56 pm

Eve ill?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/05/10 at 8:08 pm

nope

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/05/10 at 8:22 pm

Evil like this?

http://mondoglobo.net/images/evil-santa.jpg

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/05/10 at 8:36 pm

Dr.Evil?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/05/10 at 11:29 pm

not Dr.Evil you idiot

yes Frank that looks a lot closer except the Santa suit

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/06/10 at 12:12 am


not Dr.Evil you idiot

yes Frank that looks a lot closer except the Santa suit

and the length of the beard...of course.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/06/10 at 11:20 am

yeah, it's usually a little shorter, but not much:D     

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/06/10 at 8:18 pm


yeah, it's usually a little shorter, but not much:D     

Maybe every second Wednesday after a full moon.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/06/10 at 9:47 pm

Don't remind me

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/07/10 at 10:48 am

I hate it when I cough all night

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/07/10 at 1:01 pm


I hate it when I cough all night


*cough*

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/08/10 at 5:58 pm

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/09/10 at 5:49 am


Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?


I don't know.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/10/10 at 9:08 pm

I don't, I just take the bus

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/10/10 at 10:56 pm


I don't, I just take the bus

Another one rides the bus

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/10/10 at 11:03 pm

I once offered to sing that to all the people that were in the loaded bus with me.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/10/10 at 11:09 pm


I once offered to sing that to all the people that were in the loaded bus with me.

Excellent!
You should sing my sadistic version of "You've lost that lovin feeling"

"You never feel your thighs anymore when I kick your hips
And there's such a mess when I saw off your fingertips
Your left kidney is bloodied and showing
And baby, baby you're going..
You've lost that living feeling...
Wo oh that living feeling..." ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/10/10 at 11:43 pm

he he  You know I use to ask parodists if they would like me to record something for them. I know I can still sing.   

Blood lost cause I'v ven veedin
Blood lost cause I'v ven veedin
Blood lost cause I'v ven veedin    And all is drawn drawn drawn

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/10/10 at 11:56 pm


he he  You know I use to ask parodists if they would like me to record something for them. I know I can still sing.   

Blood lost cause I'v ven veedin
Blood lost cause I'v ven veedin
Blood lost cause I'v ven veedin     And all is drawn drawn drawn



Nice one. Karma.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/11/10 at 7:26 am


I don't, I just take the bus


Me too.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/11/10 at 10:21 am

I also take public transit.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/11/10 at 5:32 pm

reminds me Ive wanted to do a bus stop parody on Bus Stop.  never finished it so I dropped the idea.  Wonder if I still have it somewhere.

Bus stop dripping wet I'm waiting I had no umbrella 

something with someone walking with an an umberlla who makes me mad and a car that splashes a puddle of water on me.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/11/10 at 6:43 pm


I also take public transit.


much better than driving.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/12/10 at 10:28 am


much better than driving.

Depends...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/12/10 at 7:18 pm


Depends...


The undergarment?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/12/10 at 11:21 pm

Howard

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/13/10 at 7:04 am

What do you want? ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/13/10 at 10:22 am

never mind

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/13/10 at 1:42 pm

okety dokety!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/13/10 at 11:03 pm

yeah, that

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/14/10 at 6:28 pm

My head hurts

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/14/10 at 7:51 pm


My head hurts


my arm was spasming.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/14/10 at 10:38 pm

my eye had been a twitching from a sinus headache cold               




 

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/15/10 at 7:47 am


my eye had been a twitching from a sinus headache cold               




   


take some eye drops?  ???

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/15/10 at 11:44 am

Go and take some eye drops maybe is what Howard to me told.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/15/10 at 3:44 pm


Go and take some eye drops maybe is what Howard to me told.


maybe they were itchy.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/15/10 at 7:37 pm

He thinks maybe they were itchy and the drop might stop fretfuld

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/16/10 at 10:00 pm

Orange juice circulate on

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/17/10 at 1:13 am


Orange juice circulate on

YUP, O.J. gets around

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/17/10 at 7:44 am


YUP, O.J. gets around


OJ Simpson?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/17/10 at 10:01 am


OJ Simpson?

Mr Buffalo Bill.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/17/10 at 2:07 pm

can he come out tonight?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/18/10 at 12:10 am

of the closet?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/18/10 at 7:23 am


of the closet?


He's gay? :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/18/10 at 9:09 am

my head hurts too

My head hurts

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/18/10 at 3:06 pm


my head hurts too


my mouth hurts just had gum surgery.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/19/10 at 2:02 am


my mouth hurts just had gum surgery.

expensive?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/19/10 at 7:18 am


expensive?


$350.00 each all 4 sides. which comes out to $1400 after it's all done.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/19/10 at 10:57 pm


$350.00 each all 4 sides. which comes out to $1400 after it's all done.

Yikes.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 7:59 am


Yikes.


yes,yikes indeed.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/20/10 at 9:29 am


yes,yikes indeed.

Do you have to pay for it all, or covered by a medical plan.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 2:05 pm


Do you have to pay for it all, or covered by a medical plan.


I have to pay for it all,you get what you pay for.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/20/10 at 4:44 pm


I have to pay for it all,you get what you pay for.

Sad to hear, that's lots of $$

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/21/10 at 7:35 am


Sad to hear, that's lots of $$


I know,for gum surgery.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/23/10 at 5:08 pm

My head hurts again

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/23/10 at 8:33 pm

my gauze is falling out my mouth.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/23/10 at 10:06 pm

it rained all day and was overcast and yucky.  It's suppose to rain tomorrow but I'm hoping that I'll be able to see a little sunlight.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/25/10 at 8:56 pm

The combination is 12345

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/25/10 at 8:59 pm


The combination is 12345

Got it, thanks.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/25/10 at 9:23 pm

but I forgot what it's for

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/25/10 at 11:13 pm


but I forgot what it's for

I already have the million dollars. Keep forgetting.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/26/10 at 7:33 am


I already have the million dollars. Keep forgetting.


I want that million.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/26/10 at 10:42 am


I want that million.


I've already spent it on buying a Pathmark store. I'm your new boss.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/26/10 at 8:20 pm


I've already spent it on buying a Pathmark store. I'm your new boss.


:P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/26/10 at 11:48 pm


:P

As your new boss, I am eliminating 2 coffee breaks a day from you ( that way you only get 5, includes your unscheduled ones)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/27/10 at 7:21 am


As your new boss, I am eliminating 2 coffee breaks a day from you ( that way you only get 5, includes your unscheduled ones)


Oh Crap!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/27/10 at 9:39 am


Oh Crap!

;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 10/27/10 at 10:26 pm

he he

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/27/10 at 11:38 pm

Imagine if I was Howard's new boss. How much time would I spend in the fudge thread?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/28/10 at 7:21 am


Imagine if I was Howard's new boss. How much time would I spend in the fudge thread?  ;D


plenty of time.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/28/10 at 11:14 am


plenty of time.

We'd be #1 on the  boards!!!!
(just kidding Howard....just hope you like your new job...try to find some enjoymeny with it)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/28/10 at 8:13 pm


We'd be #1 on the  boards!!!!
(just kidding Howard....just hope you like your new job...try to find some enjoymeny with it)


the parking lot is pretty interesting.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/28/10 at 8:18 pm


the parking lot is pretty interesting.
A bigger parking lot?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/28/10 at 8:21 pm


A bigger parking lot?


yes about 11,12 lots. :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/29/10 at 12:51 am


yes about 11,12 lots. :o

Good, it will make you get to know the place and work hard.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/29/10 at 7:22 am


Good, it will make you get to know the place and work hard.



the thing is,I can't get ALL the carts,that's impossible but what I do is to get the wagons that are in the lots,the outside ones I'll save them for elderly or whomever needs them.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/29/10 at 9:00 am



the thing is,I can't get ALL the carts,that's impossible but what I do is to get the wagons that are in the lots,the outside ones I'll save them for elderly or whomever needs them.

Is it your job to get all the carts though?
Does Pathamrk want the elderly (or homeless) to walk away with the carts you don't get?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/29/10 at 8:46 pm


Is it your job to get all the carts though?
Does Pathamrk want the elderly (or homeless) to walk away with the carts you don't get?


There are shifts and someone comes in before me to sign in and starts work to get all the carts to collect that are far away.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/30/10 at 12:30 am


There are shifts and someone comes in before me to sign in and starts work to get all the carts to collect that are far away.

So that means that, since they come in before you, no carts are left far away?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/30/10 at 7:50 am


So that means that, since they come in before you, no carts are left far away?


a lot of them.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 10/30/10 at 10:23 am

So the cartguy(s) aren't doing their job?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 10/30/10 at 8:36 pm


So the cartguy(s) aren't doing their job?


No,they do do their job,it just takes the rest of the night to get them all since the place closes at midnight.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/02/10 at 12:06 am

So now that the Baseball season is over, no more free marijuana for the fans after San Fran hits a HR.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/04/10 at 10:57 am

turkey season

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/04/10 at 11:01 am


turkey season

Duck season?
Rabbit season?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/04/10 at 3:39 pm

dirty skunk season

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/04/10 at 8:16 pm

shopping cart season.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/05/10 at 12:01 am


shopping cart season.

Shopping cart season? Shoot 'em all!!!  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/05/10 at 7:13 am


Shopping cart season? Shoot 'em all!!!  :D


collect them all.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/05/10 at 10:58 am


collect them all.

And set them on fire on Guy Fawkes day?  (haha)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/05/10 at 12:03 pm

get them get them got to get em all
gotta get them all
shopping carts

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/05/10 at 3:38 pm


And set them on fire on Guy Fawkes day?  (haha)


NOOOO!!!  :o

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/05/10 at 5:00 pm

Of course not.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/07/10 at 7:39 pm

I D I O T idiot idiot idiot  ?  i ate the ham                 


Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/10/10 at 9:43 pm

hi

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 10:22 pm

Hello to all of you.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/10/10 at 11:02 pm

who's all of you?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 11:08 pm


who's all of you?

you.
(As an idiot, I see 12 people)  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/10/10 at 11:16 pm

I think you're confusing me with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 11:20 pm


I think you're confusing me with John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

It must be the dress he's wearing. Hard to see through Hurricanes and thunderstorms.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/10/10 at 11:41 pm

that's understandable

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 11:43 pm


that's understandable

Anyone could make that mistake.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/10/10 at 11:48 pm

that's right

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/11/10 at 6:23 am

WRONG!!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/11/10 at 11:01 am


Anyone could make that mistake.


that's right


WRONG!!

So...only you can make that mistake?  ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/11/10 at 7:38 pm


So...only you can make that mistake?  ::)



Yes we're allowed.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/12/10 at 1:07 am

So let's say you are a teacher...let's say you earn 50K annually....you have a kid who drops out of school and is really good at shooting hoops. He then makes 15 million a year but you still make 50K a year.  Makes sense.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/12/10 at 7:16 am


So let's say you are a teacher...let's say you earn 50K annually....you have a kid who drops out of school and is really good at shooting hoops. He then makes 15 million a year but you still make 50K a year.  Makes sense.


I'd take that.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/12/10 at 8:50 pm

this that or that that?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: DoRitos on 11/12/10 at 9:33 pm



When I was a computer hardware tech sometimes we would need to call the helpdesk for assistance or to report on the status of a high profile anomaly, usually because the customer had clout.  Over time and after a few embarassments when the customer overheard us talking about their own dumb ass causing their own dumb ass problem as we talked on the phone, we came up with a code that went something like this:

"I have a handle on the anomaly, the problem is one D ten T or 1d10t and exists with PEBCAK"  Geek translation is 1d 10 t or Idiot and the Problem Exists Between the Chair And the Key board or in geek speak 1D ten T PEBCAK.

Long live the Idiot Convention

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/12/10 at 11:46 pm


this that or that that?

I'll take both this and that, but maybe not in that order.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/13/10 at 12:06 am

this order?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: DoRitos on 11/13/10 at 12:11 am




One really needs to have something out of order to even view this crazy thread let alone post to it.  I hope I'm not out of order or I could get really fudged up on the fudgemometer.


Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/13/10 at 12:15 am




One really needs to have something out of order to even view this crazy thread let alone post to it.  I hope I'm not out of order or I could get really fudged up on the fudgemometer.




That's why I'm here!  ;)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: DoRitos on 11/13/10 at 12:18 am


That's why I'm here!  ;)



Well then I must be in good company.    8)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/13/10 at 7:24 am


this order?


that order.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/13/10 at 11:21 am

he said maybe not in that order

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/13/10 at 7:30 pm

order in?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/13/10 at 9:00 pm

Not sure, it might have been takeout

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/14/10 at 7:13 am

chinese food or Tex mex?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/14/10 at 3:54 pm

probably a pizza, but I don't know.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/15/10 at 7:37 am


probably a pizza, but I don't know.


pizza is good.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/15/10 at 10:59 am

yes it is

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/15/10 at 1:25 pm

sausage and pepperoni are my favorites.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/15/10 at 2:01 pm

I just like it cheezy :D      I 'll take it with extra tomatoes sometimes.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/15/10 at 4:34 pm

I am an idiot, a bobo, a baka, whatever language, I'm just plain crazy.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/15/10 at 4:44 pm

u r ?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/15/10 at 7:46 pm

In my opinion I am. To others I'm just a normal guy.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/15/10 at 7:54 pm

o k

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/16/10 at 6:54 am

I'm pretty normal.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/16/10 at 10:53 am

then get out of here

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/16/10 at 7:26 pm


then get out of here



eff you!  :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/16/10 at 9:04 pm

*does two letters in sign language*  >:(

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/18/10 at 12:40 am

Let's be nice...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/18/10 at 12:55 am

he started it

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/18/10 at 1:00 am

Blame it on Howard?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/18/10 at 6:57 am


Blame it on Howard?


I don't take blame.  :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/18/10 at 10:08 am


I don't take blame.  :P

We know.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/21/10 at 10:17 am

I'm bored, lets play with that chainsaw.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Frank on 11/21/10 at 10:36 am


I'm bored, lets play with that chainsaw.

just bring it to a busy daycare so the kids can play with it. Do you have more than 1?  :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/21/10 at 10:45 am

no but I can juggle these circular saw blades.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/21/10 at 1:54 pm


no but I can juggle these circular saw blades.


Ok,Let's see.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/21/10 at 2:02 pm

sure where's the video camera                          :D

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/21/10 at 2:05 pm


sure where's the video camera                          :D



I don't have one

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/21/10 at 2:08 pm

we do,  somewhere        What if I cant find it?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/21/10 at 2:09 pm


we do,  somewhere        What if I cant find it?


Then buy one.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/21/10 at 2:13 pm

with your credit card?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/22/10 at 7:12 am


with your credit card?


not on MY credit card! :P

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/22/10 at 1:03 pm

I'll just keep looking

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/29/10 at 9:56 pm

maybe someone will buy me one for Christmas

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 11/30/10 at 7:04 am


maybe someone will buy me one for Christmas


maybe Frank will.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 11/30/10 at 11:37 am

thats a nice thought

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/03/10 at 12:27 am

bashing head on wall
on and off thought the day
pressuring you know
headache will not stray

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/05/10 at 3:35 pm

lets see, what else can I do here?

In to wall in to wall in to wal knock

pounding away cause headache wont stray
              and blown





like this better maybe a little parody idea

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/05/10 at 10:47 pm

Am I talking to myself again?

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 12/06/10 at 9:21 am


Am I talking to myself again?


I guess so.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/06/10 at 3:46 pm

okay,  just checking

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 12/06/10 at 4:14 pm

Good.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/06/10 at 7:55 pm

glad you think so

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/07/10 at 10:40 am

I'm scheming of  a ...

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/07/10 at 11:59 pm

I am wishing the clouds were more like isthmus


The ideas I get you see, but I cant inspire me

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/08/10 at 1:03 pm

I'm talkin, yes siree
Who to talkin?  well you can search me

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/09/10 at 12:22 pm

Hi

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/10/10 at 1:21 pm

I say bye bye bye        maybe maybe bye bye

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/11/10 at 11:49 am

I came back to talk to myself some more.  My mums look nice and my gazanias look nice and my mandavilla's loke nice and my bushes look good and my amaranth will be back again in the spring and fall

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/13/10 at 11:01 pm

nighty night me

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 12/14/10 at 7:36 am


nighty night me


night night!

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/14/10 at 9:18 pm

get ready for bed again sometime me.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/15/10 at 11:41 pm

ditto

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 12/17/10 at 11:09 pm

An  i d i o t
that's the live for me
- - - -  - - - -
An i d i o t

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/04/11 at 8:51 pm

Why am I the only one here?  I must have Annoyed everyone.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/04/11 at 9:37 pm

We do not all live in a yellow submarine.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 01/05/11 at 7:16 am


We do not all live in a yellow submarine.



We all live in La La Land.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/05/11 at 1:09 pm

huh? oh hi vaseline

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 01/05/11 at 1:52 pm

Hello Vaseline.

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/06/11 at 1:50 am

hello vasilene
and now through skin starts to ubsorb

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/06/11 at 12:26 pm

And I'll continue cause I'm bored

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/06/11 at 10:17 pm

You cant stop me anyway

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: Howard on 01/07/11 at 7:22 am


You cant stop me anyway



Why should I? ::)

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 01/07/11 at 10:40 am

he is not annoyed            the force is strong with this one

Subject: Re: The Idiot Convention

Written By: wildcard on 07/04/12 at 12:32 am

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilies%20evil%20%20innocent%20%20love%20%20sad%20%20angry/hypnotized.gif

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