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Subject: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 12:53 pm

You know you all love him, now you can be an official member of the Howard Fan Club

Why join you ask, read the list below:

1. you will get almost daily news letters
2. He's from New York City
3. He's a ladies man and will share his many secrets
4. He's entertaining
5. Who else can say they are back from the banned?
6. The British love him too

so join today  :D

PS: Howard will be talking applications for positions in his fan club so please post your resume here and what position you would like to fill

President, Vice President, Sectary, Treasurer or some other postion you think you qualify for

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 2:13 pm

Members will recieve an official HOWARD FAN CLUB button

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 2:18 pm

Your photo can also appear with Howard, be the first to say...
I'M A FRIEND OF HOWARD


Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/06/05 at 2:18 pm

I get dibs on Treasury!

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 2:20 pm


I get dibs on Treasury!

Post your application, and Howard will review it  ;)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/06/05 at 2:24 pm

Ahem..

APRICOT'S APPLICATION FOR HOWARD FAN CLUB TREASURER
I Rock. That's Reason Enough To Just Give Me The Damrn Job.






Godammit


I await Howard's response!

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/06/05 at 2:28 pm


You know you all love him, now you can be an official member of the Howard Fan Club

Why join you ask, read the list below:

1. you will get almost daily news letters
2. He's from New York City
3. He's a ladies man and will share his many secrets
4. He's entertaining
5. Who else can say they are back from the banned?
6. The British love him too

so join today  :D

PS: Howard will be talking applications for positions in his fan club so please post your resume here and what position you would like to fill

President, Vice President, Sectary, Treasurer or some other postion you think you qualify for






Wait. Does this mean we will be receiving updates of the....ermm.....progression of his sex-life?



~Beth  ???

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/06/05 at 2:31 pm


Wait. Does this mean we will be receiving updates of the....ermm.....progression of his sex-life?


And his volunteering?!

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 2:31 pm





Wait. Does this mean we will be receiving updates of the....ermm.....progression of his sex-life?



~Beth  ???

post your questions, i'm sure he will answer them   ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/06/05 at 2:32 pm

And his processed meat-like body features?!?!?  :o






~Beth

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 2:32 pm

I'm just the publicity guy   :D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/06/05 at 2:34 pm

I'm IN!






~Beth :D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/06/05 at 2:35 pm

Haha, I was in before you!

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 2:40 pm

I want to see Howard's reaction, he's due to sign on ::)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/06/05 at 2:40 pm


Haha, I was in before you!





That's cause your all excited about the sex-progression updates. Aren't you...AREN'T YOU!?!?!




~Beth

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 2:42 pm

Howard as a baby

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/06/05 at 2:44 pm


Howard as a baby


;D

Sorry, i'm not much use to anyone so no job applications from me, but I would like to become a member... you won me over with the badge  8)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: C.NOIZE on 07/06/05 at 2:46 pm


you won me over with the badge


Same here--I'll join.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/piguy314/hfc.bmp

Got nothin' better to do anyhow.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 2:49 pm

First Club Contest.... Predict the exact date Howard will be singing this...

http://members.inteliport.net/~easye/funny/banana.gif

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 2:51 pm


I get dibs on Treasury!

I was thinking you would be good at organizing the "Entertainment"  ;)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/06/05 at 2:52 pm


First Club Contest.... Predict the exact date Howard will be singing this...

http://members.inteliport.net/~easye/funny/banana.gif
Tomorrow!

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/06/05 at 3:03 pm


Tomorrow!




Wow, That soon?




~Beth

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 3:05 pm


Tomorrow!

rehearsal doesn't count :P

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/06/05 at 3:07 pm


rehearsal doesn't count :P
who is rehearsing?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/06/05 at 3:12 pm

Andrew's Application For Executive Vice President In Charge Of Intoxication & Lubrication

- Good Knowledge of said Party i.e 'Howard'
- No Conscience
- No Morals
- Has stock in Swarfega
- Owns largest collection of 'Hustler' magazine in North America

I Await my button and a picture of me with my Idol Howard.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 3:15 pm


who is rehearsing?

Howard, of course

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: C.NOIZE on 07/06/05 at 4:48 pm


First Club Contest.... Predict the exact date Howard will be singing this...

http://members.inteliport.net/~easye/funny/banana.gif


Saturday, September 24, 2005

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/06/05 at 5:13 pm


Saturday, September 24, 2005


You realize how creepy it'll be if you get this right, don't you?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 5:19 pm

would the use of alcohol to speed up his sucsess be cheating?
http://www.worldtrademag.com/WT/FILES/IMAGES/71653.jpg

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/06/05 at 5:22 pm


would the use of alcohol to speed up his sucsess be cheating?
http://www.worldtrademag.com/WT/FILES/IMAGES/71653.jpg


Nope, sounds like fair game to me.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: C.NOIZE on 07/06/05 at 5:34 pm


You realize how creepy it'll be if you get this right, don't you?


That I do.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/06/05 at 5:40 pm

Hi Everybody.Welcome To My Fan Club.Enjoy your stay.I'm president and Robin is vice president.Maybe Jim can post a picture of her if he'd like! ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/06/05 at 5:43 pm


Members will recieve an official HOWARD FAN CLUB button



Could I ask my Mother if she could put this on a shirt? I'd promote my very own business. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/06/05 at 5:44 pm


First Club Contest.... Predict the exact date Howard will be singing this...

http://members.inteliport.net/~easye/funny/banana.gif


signing what exactly? The very first time I get laid? ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 5:46 pm


signing what exactly? The very first time I get laid? ;D

if that's what it means to you  :D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/06/05 at 5:48 pm


if that's what it means to you  :D



Yes But not in September,maybe in August. But,Don't worry,sex'll happen one day in my life. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/06/05 at 6:06 pm

The King and Queen

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/06/05 at 6:08 pm


The King and Queen


You know,I'm thinking of sending this photo to her. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/06/05 at 8:05 pm


Hi Everybody.Welcome To My Fan Club.Enjoy your stay.I'm president and Robin is vice president.Maybe Jim can post a picture of her if he'd like! ;D

*leans in excitedly* Can I be Treasurer? Can I? CAN I?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/06/05 at 9:42 pm

I want to be in charge of Secret Service, someone's gotta make sure no wackos try to off him....  ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/06/05 at 10:10 pm

OK....

I would love the honor of being the secretary of Howard's fan club.  I am VERY organized....I like to keep things in order....I love being in charge....AND.....my boobs are HUGE!!! :D  Did I get the job? huh? huh? ;)



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/06/05 at 10:18 pm


my boobs are HUGE!!! :D


You better hope jiminy doesn't see this.  ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/06/05 at 10:19 pm


You better hope jiminy doesn't see this.  ;D



THAT was my intention...my dear friend! ;) ;)



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Bobby on 07/07/05 at 12:51 am

Sounds cool.  8) ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/07/05 at 12:54 am

Is there a secret handshake, and everything?! *thinks of how Jiminy could possibly twist that around and make me wish I never suggested it*   Wait...don't answer that.





~Beth :D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/07/05 at 12:57 am


You better hope jiminy doesn't see this.  ;D

i'm not blind :P

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/07/05 at 12:59 am


Is there a secret handshake, and everything?! *thinks of how Jiminy could possibly twist that around and make me wish I never suggested it*   Wait...don't answer that.





~Beth :D

yeah, just shake your boobs   :D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Bobby on 07/07/05 at 1:05 am


yeah, just shake your boobs   :D


Or the five knuckle shuffle.  ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/07/05 at 4:19 pm


*leans in excitedly* Can I be Treasurer? Can I? CAN I?



I shall pronounce you Treasurer

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/07/05 at 4:21 pm


yeah, just shake your boobs   :D



shake what you got. ;D

Subject: Talk To Howard

Written By: Howard on 07/07/05 at 4:23 pm

This subject was changed to "Talk To Howard" cause the other title was much too long so whatever questions you have for me feel free to ask. :)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/07/05 at 4:24 pm


I shall pronounce you Treasurer


WHOO! Treasurer!

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/07/05 at 4:25 pm


WHOO! Treasurer!



What are you going to do with all that money I rake in? ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/07/05 at 4:27 pm


What are you going to do with all that money I rake in? ;D


*carries in armfuls of cola, chips, video games, and nachos* Huh, did you say something?  ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/07/05 at 4:29 pm


*carries in armfuls of cola, chips, video games, and nachos* Huh, did you say something?  ;D


Don't forget the porno,Apricot. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/07/05 at 4:30 pm

Waaaaaaaaaay ahead of you. *takes out small, glowing cube*. Open this cube.. the contents of this cube should last you the rest of your natural life.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/07/05 at 4:31 pm


Waaaaaaaaaay ahead of you. *takes out small, glowing cube*. Open this cube.. the contents of this cube should last you the rest of your natural life.


glowing cube?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/07/05 at 4:32 pm


glowing cube?


;D Long story.. friend of mine owns this little detachable memory thing for his computer, that looks like a little small, glowing cube.. it holds almost as much as my computer.. and he just uses it's HUGE memory for porn and occasionally a song or two.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/07/05 at 4:37 pm

Could Jim change this title to Talk To Howard? It sounds better. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: goodsin on 07/08/05 at 6:12 am

Howard, I have been a fan of yours since the 'moustache days'. I would like to apply for the position of "Facial Hair Monitor" within your organisation, as I feel the manitenance of a facial-fuzz-free Howard will accelerate the speed with which you get laid. I speak from experience here- I normally wear a beard, and women are scared of me. I shave it off, and they come a'flocking...

Have all my own tools, experience & a 'can-do' attitude. I can employ a team of local groomers in your area to ensure your film star looks are always kept tip-top. Have managerial experience, should your minions get out of hand. Also have a large stock of Rohypnol & Viagra which can be shipped on request.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HOWARD!

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: danootaandme on 07/08/05 at 6:50 am


Howard, I have been a fan of yours since the 'moustache days'. I would like to apply for the position of "Facial Hair Monitor" within your organisation, as I feel the manitenance of a facial-fuzz-free Howard will accelerate the speed with which you get laid. I speak from experience here- I normally wear a beard, and women are scared of me. I shave it off, and they come a'flocking...

Have all my own tools, experience & a 'can-do' attitude. I can employ a team of local groomers in your area to ensure your film star looks are always kept tip-top. Have managerial experience, should your minions get out of hand. Also have a large stock of Rohypnol & Viagra which can be shipped on request.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HOWARD!


I tend to like a bit of facial hair, but in Howards case when he posted the fuzz free pic, well I gotta tell
you he is a Sizzler.  I'll sign up for the Howard Club and since I am a woman"of a certain age"(think Mrs. Robinson) I would like to be in charge of Elder Affairs.  ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: goodsin on 07/08/05 at 7:01 am


I tend to like a bit of facial hair, but in Howards case when he posted the fuzz free pic, well I gotta tell
you he is a Sizzler.  I'll sign up for the Howard Club and since I am a woman"of a certain age"(think Mrs. Robinson) I would like to be in charge of Elder Affairs.  ;D

Oh yeah, I'm not denying some women find men with facial hair attractive. I think Howard's photo without the 'tache looks far more handsome than the one before, and no, I'm not volunteering to be Howard's grooming advisor just to get close to him :o! Very good quip about the Elder Affairs there, DanootaAndMe! ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/08/05 at 7:42 am

I've been reading (and enjoying) this thread since its inception, just couldn't figure out the best place to butt in. ;D

You can call me a Howard fan too -- I may not have yet graduated to screaming groupie, but I'm still in the audience cheering for ya. :)


I tend to like a bit of facial hair, but in Howards case when he posted the fuzz free pic, well I gotta tell
you he is a Sizzler. I'll sign up for the Howard Club and since I am a woman"of a certain age"(think Mrs. Robinson) I would like to be in charge of Elder Affairs. ;D


Awhile ago I saw his mustache pic too, and didn't recognize it as the same guy, LOL! (Although I think that same look was cool on John Oates in the 80s!)

I'm definitely used to the "avatar/clean shaven" Howard.

For the record, I never could much stand facial hair. Plus I'm one of those guys who it doesn't look on either - at least IMO.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/08/05 at 11:15 am


Howard, I have been a fan of yours since the 'moustache days'. I would like to apply for the position of "Facial Hair Monitor" within your organisation, as I feel the manitenance of a facial-fuzz-free Howard will accelerate the speed with which you get laid. I speak from experience here- I normally wear a beard, and women are scared of me. I shave it off, and they come a'flocking...

Have all my own tools, experience & a 'can-do' attitude. I can employ a team of local groomers in your area to ensure your film star looks are always kept tip-top. Have managerial experience, should your minions get out of hand. Also have a large stock of Rohypnol & Viagra which can be shipped on request.

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY HOWARD!

Robin might enjoy a moustache ride  :D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: NullandVoid on 07/08/05 at 1:13 pm

I'll do it just for the free T-shirt

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 1:57 pm


I'll do it just for the free T-shirt
Can I view the free T-shirt please?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/08/05 at 2:10 pm

I once got a free coupon. It is said that it wasn't good for anything, it was just free.  :D





Cat

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 2:11 pm


I once got a free coupon. It is said that it wasn't good for anything, it was just free.  :D





Cat
Free, a real bargain!

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 3:33 pm


Robin might enjoy a moustache ride  :D



Robin likes clean shaven guys.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 3:34 pm

Welcome To Talk To Howard.Anything you want to ask me about,feel free to go right ahead. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/08/05 at 3:35 pm



Robin likes clean shaven guys.

so you have to shave your chest too  :D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 3:59 pm


so you have to shave your chest too  :D


I am not shaving for nobody! >:(

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:00 pm


how is the weather where you are?


Cloudy Damp and rainy

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: robocop ? on 07/08/05 at 4:04 pm

hot and sunny in the uk 8)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:08 pm

anymore questions?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:09 pm

Can you explain neagtive acceleration to me please?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/08/05 at 4:09 pm

Did I hear someone say Howard fan club T-shirts!?  :D





~Beth

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:10 pm


Can you explain neagtive acceleration to me please?



No I cannot.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:11 pm


Did I hear someone say Howard fan club T-shirts!?  :D





~Beth



My Mother will make some up using the scanner.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:11 pm


Did I hear someone say Howard fan club T-shirts!?  :D





~Beth
http://www.radicalrags.com/images/howard_zinn_full.gif

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:12 pm


http://www.radicalrags.com/images/howard_zinn_full.gif


Didn't work Phil.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:12 pm


Didn't work Phil.
Working now.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:13 pm


Working now.



Why Howard Zinn?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:13 pm


http://www.radicalrags.com/images/howard_zinn_full.gif
Who is Howard Zinn?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:15 pm


Who is Howard Zinn?



I don't know.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:17 pm



I don't know.
Allow me to search for you.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:19 pm



Why Howard Zinn?
Judging by http://www.nndb.com/people/395/000026317/
Howard Zinn is a Historian and Activist

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:20 pm



No I cannot.
Neither can I!

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:21 pm

anybody want to ask questions about Robin?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:21 pm


anybody want to ask questions about Robin?
Can you show her picture again?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:24 pm


Can you show her picture again?


yes sure

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/08/05 at 4:24 pm

Okay, this is all pretty "standard" but, what's your favorite:

-TV show
-Artist/band
-Movie
-Video game
-Decade in general
-Outfit, or thing to wear

Whoops, sorry was that 6 questions? ;D

EDIT - Actually my asking you ^ made it 7. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:25 pm

Limit it to one

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:27 pm


Limit it to one
What is your favourite video?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/08/05 at 4:28 pm


Limit it to one


Fair enough (why use everything up the first time anyway?). :)

Just for fun, what's a movie you DON'T like?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:28 pm


What is your favourite video?



I don't have any preference.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:30 pm



I don't have any preference.
Can your video be described as all the same?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:32 pm


Can your video be described as all the same?



yes comedy

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:33 pm


Fair enough (why use everything up the first time anyway?). :)

Just for fun, what's a movie you DON'T like?


Sci Fi or Horror

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/08/05 at 4:34 pm



yes comedy


Me too. :)

Anyway, what's your favorite John Hughes-directed movie?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:37 pm


Me too. :)

Anyway, what's your favorite John Hughes-directed movie?



what movies did he direct?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:38 pm



what movies did he direct?
As a director:

Curly Sue (1991)
Uncle Buck (1989)
She's Having a Baby (1988)
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Weird Science (1985)
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Sixteen Candles (1984)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:40 pm


As a director:

Curly Sue (1991)
Uncle Buck (1989)
She's Having a Baby (1988)
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Weird Science (1985)
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Sixteen Candles (1984)


I watched most of them

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:45 pm

John Hughes as a writer:

Beethoven's 5th (2003) (V) (characters)
... aka Beethoven's 5th: Big Paw (USA)
Maid in Manhattan (2002) (story) (as Edmond Dantès)
... aka Made in New York (USA: poster title)
Home Alone 4 (2002) (TV) (characters)
... aka Home Alone: Taking Back the House (USA: DVD title)
Beethoven's 4th (2001) (V) (characters) (as Edmond Dantès)
Just Visiting (2001) (screenplay)
... aka Visiteurs en Amérique, Les (France)
Beethoven's 3rd (2000) (V) (characters) (as Edmond Dantès)
American Adventure (2000) (TV) (characters)
... aka National Lampoon's American Adventure (USA: complete title)
Reach the Rock (1998) (written by)
Home Alone 3 (1997) (written by)
Flubber (1997) (screenplay)
... aka Disney's Flubber: The Absent Minded Professor (promotional title)
101 Dalmatians (1996) (screenplay)
Miracle on 34th Street (1994) (screenplay)
Baby's Day Out (1994) (written by)
Beethoven's 2nd (1993) (characters) (as Edmond Dantès)
Dennis the Menace (1993) (written by)
... aka Dennis (UK)
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) (characters) (written by)
... aka Home Alone II (USA: short title)
Beethoven (1992) (written by) (as Edmond Dantès)
Curly Sue (1991) (written by)
Dutch (1991) (written by)
... aka Driving Me Crazy
Career Opportunities (1991) (written by)
... aka One Wild Night
Home Alone (1990) (written by)
Christmas Vacation (1989) (written by)
... aka National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
... aka National Lampoon's Winter Holiday (UK)
Uncle Buck (1989) (written by)
The Great Outdoors (1988) (written by)
She's Having a Baby (1988)
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) (written by)
Some Kind of Wonderful (1987) (written by)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Pretty in Pink (1986) (written by)
Weird Science (1985)
European Vacation (1985) (also story)
... aka National Lampoon's European Vacation
The Breakfast Club (1985)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Nate and Hayes (1983)
... aka Savage Islands (UK)
Vacation (1983)
... aka American Vacation (Europe: English title: video title)
... aka National Lampoon's Vacation (USA: complete title)
Mr. Mom (1983)
... aka Mr. Mum
Class Reunion (1982)
... aka National Lampoon's Class Reunion

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:47 pm

That's a lot of movies

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:49 pm


That's a lot of movies
I like to thank www.imdb.com for the information.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:51 pm


I like to thank www.imdb.com for the information.


That's a good movie search engine

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:53 pm


That's a good movie search engine
We always use to settle arguments

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/08/05 at 4:54 pm


We always use to settle arguments


Who's we?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 4:58 pm


Who's we?
Not us, I meant at home, family and friends, sorry.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: C.NOIZE on 07/08/05 at 6:05 pm



Can you explain neagtive acceleration to me please?


No I cannot.


I know this was a few pages back, and I'm sorry for interrupting any ongoing conversation, but the nerd in me had to answer this:

Acceleration is simply the rate of the change of velocity.  An object with a constant speed has no acceleration, 'cause the velocity does not change.  If an object has a postive acceleration, something like 5 m/s2, then the velocity of the object will increase--5 m/s in each second the object accelerates at that rate, until the velocity of the object reaches that object's terminal velocity.  However, if an object has a negative acceleration, like -5 m/s2, then it is not actually accelerating, but decelerating, and the velocity of the object will decrease by 5 m/s each second the object decelerates at that rate, until the velocity of the object reaches 0 m/s.

Now that's a very simple explaination, but it should answer your question.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/08/05 at 6:07 pm


Who is Howard Zinn?



Howard Zinn is a historian. He wrote The People's History of the United States plus many others. I met him a few months ago. A very impressive person.





Cat

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/08/05 at 8:44 pm

Who is your favorite adult film star?  ::)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/08/05 at 8:58 pm

I heard there is a burrough in New York City called Flatbush... is it true it got it's name because all the woman living there wear really tight pants?  ::)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Mr. Powell on 07/08/05 at 9:49 pm

YOU INTO FOOTBALL?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/08/05 at 9:50 pm


YOU INTO FOOTBALL?




You know what Mr. Powell.....YOUR MOM.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Mr. Powell on 07/08/05 at 9:52 pm


YOUR MOM

You know what Mr. Powell.....YOUR MOM.




~Beth

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/08/05 at 9:53 pm







It would have been good...if you didn't end up in the quote box.



~Beth

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/08/05 at 9:54 pm


You know what Mr. Powell.....YOUR MOM.


:o

Oh no she DIDN'T!

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/08/05 at 9:55 pm


:o

Oh no she DIDN'T!




mmmmmHhmmm

*snap*..*butt slap*...*walk away*

~Beth

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/05 at 11:11 pm


No I cannot.


I know this was a few pages back, and I'm sorry for interrupting any ongoing conversation, but the nerd in me had to answer this:

Acceleration is simply the rate of the change of velocity.  An object with a constant speed has no acceleration, 'cause the velocity does not change.  If an object has a postive acceleration, something like 5 m/s2, then the velocity of the object will increase--5 m/s in each second the object accelerates at that rate, until the velocity of the object reaches that object's terminal velocity.  However, if an object has a negative acceleration, like -5 m/s2, then it is not actually accelerating, but decelerating, and the velocity of the object will decrease by 5 m/s each second the object decelerates at that rate, until the velocity of the object reaches 0 m/s.

Now that's a very simple explaination, but it should answer your question.
Thank you

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/08/05 at 11:17 pm

Howard..

how old is your avatar picture? You appear to look different in it than the one you just posted of you and Robin.



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/09/05 at 4:23 pm

answer your fan mail  :D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/09/05 at 4:28 pm


Who is your favorite adult film star?  ::)



Sorry,I don't have any preferences.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/09/05 at 4:31 pm



Sorry,I don't have any preferences.

name a few you do like, don't weasle your way out of questions :P  :D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/09/05 at 4:31 pm


YOU INTO FOOTBALL?


No.Wrestling has been my love ever since my late brother got me into it but I don't watch it as much as I used to anymore.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/09/05 at 4:33 pm


Howard..

how old is your avatar picture? You appear to look different in it than the one you just posted of you and Robin.



Erin :)



That picture was from a year ago.I was still thinning back then.Now,you can see my thinning hair and my scars as well. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/09/05 at 4:35 pm


name a few you do like, don't weasle your way out of questions :P  :D


I can't name anybody at the moment.There's so many women in the adult business industry that it's just way too much. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/10/05 at 8:14 am

OK, I'm convinced.  I'll join the Howard Fan Club.

Do members get discount coupons for leading stores?  ???

;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/11/05 at 6:21 pm


OK, I'm convinced.  I'll join the Howard Fan Club.

Do members get discount coupons for leading stores?  ???

;D



Yes.plus you get a box of condoms and a package of dental dams ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: LyricBoy on 07/11/05 at 7:41 pm


No I cannot.


I know this was a few pages back, and I'm sorry for interrupting any ongoing conversation, but the nerd in me had to answer this:

Acceleration is simply the rate of the change of velocity.  An object with a constant speed has no acceleration, 'cause the velocity does not change.  If an object has a postive acceleration, something like 5 m/s2, then the velocity of the object will increase--5 m/s in each second the object accelerates at that rate, until the velocity of the object reaches that object's terminal velocity.  However, if an object has a negative acceleration, like -5 m/s2, then it is not actually accelerating, but decelerating, and the velocity of the object will decrease by 5 m/s each second the object decelerates at that rate, until the velocity of the object reaches 0 m/s.

Now that's a very simple explaination, but it should answer your question.


Too simple, and incorrect.  :D

Speed is the ABSOLUTE VALUE of velocity, which is a vectored quantity.  So, an object being swung around in a circle at the end of a string may have constant SPEED, yet is VELOCITY is ever-changing and it is subject to an acceleration of constant value but ever-changing direction, always pointing to the center of rotation.  :-X

Secondly, if an object is subject to a decelerating force such that it has a negative accelleratrion of -5m/sec^2, it will not magically stop when it reaches a speed of 0 m/s.  It will simply start moving in the opposite direction at ever-increasing SPEED until the force that is accellerating/decellerating it is removed.  :P

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: C.NOIZE on 07/11/05 at 7:50 pm


Too simple, and incorrect.  :D

Speed is the ABSOLUTE VALUE of velocity, which is a vectored quantity.  So, an object being swung around in a circle at the end of a string may have constant SPEED, yet is VELOCITY is ever-changing and it is subject to an acceleration of constant value but ever-changing direction, always pointing to the center of rotation.  :-X

Secondly, if an object is subject to a decelerating force such that it has a negative accelleratrion of -5m/sec^2, it will not magically stop when it reaches a speed of 0 m/s.  It will simply start moving in the opposite direction at ever-increasing SPEED until the force that is accellerating/decellerating it is removed.  :P


Okay, sorry 'bout the speed/velocity thing.  I use them interchangibly, 'cause...well, who doesn't?  But yes, it would be the acceleration would be the rate of change of speed, not the rate of change of velocity.

And as for the second part,...well, I had never realized that.  Mind you, I got my information from an eighth grade science class in Pennsylvania.  (Gotta love the American Public School System.  ::) )

I apologize to Philip Eno for misinforming him, and I thank LyricBoy for setting me straight.  :)  (Never did like Mr. Diehl much.  Oversimplified everything.  *sigh*)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: FormerPrezCarter on 07/12/05 at 12:06 am

Hey, Kids! I, former president Jimmy Carter, would be tickled PINK to be a part of this here Fan Club!  :D




FPJC

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/12/05 at 10:07 am

So... everyone who joins the fan club has to use Howard's avatar picture.  :D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/12/05 at 10:24 am


So... everyone who joins the fan club has to use Howard's avatar picture.  :D


Naw.. I'm just showing my commitment to the organization.. but if we all did, that'd be cool.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/12/05 at 5:44 pm


Naw.. I'm just showing my commitment to the organization.. but if we all did, that'd be cool.



But,I don't want you to use my avatar. ;)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/12/05 at 5:45 pm

Join Howard's Club and I'll also throw in a free blow-up doll.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/12/05 at 5:46 pm


Join Howard's Club and I'll also throw in a free blow-up doll.

I want a weenie baby... post a weenie baby here  ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/12/05 at 6:10 pm


I want a weenie baby... post a weenie baby here  ;D



Why don't you post one.I'm too lazy now.

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/12/05 at 6:16 pm

here's a weenie baby
http://www.wbtoyco.com/images/lgquick.jpg

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/12/05 at 6:19 pm


here's a weenie baby
http://www.wbtoyco.com/images/lgquick.jpg



I didn't even see what was sticking out of his stomach. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/12/05 at 6:25 pm



I didn't even see what was sticking out of his stomach. ;D

that's a carrot

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/12/05 at 6:26 pm


that's a carrot



Yeah,A big purple carrot ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/12/05 at 6:46 pm

Hello Sooty


Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/12/05 at 7:28 pm


So... everyone who joins the fan club has to use Howard's avatar picture. :D


As an off-note, when I got to 3000 posts on another message board, everyone changed their avatar to mine as a way of "congradulating" me -- really got people confused since it looked like I had a million other selves running around! ;D

Luckily, they reverted back before I got to 3004 or so!

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: goodsin on 07/13/05 at 1:00 pm

Hey Howard, were you 'aroused' in that pic of you & Robin? Looks like a bit of a 'trouser tent' there...

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/13/05 at 1:06 pm


Hey Howard, were you 'aroused' in that pic of you & Robin? Looks like a bit of a 'trouser tent' there...



..........
...........


...................




I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :o





~Beth

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/13/05 at 6:01 pm


Hey Howard, were you 'aroused' in that pic of you & Robin? Looks like a bit of a 'trouser tent' there...



No.I'm only aroused when we sit on her couch at her house watching movies so I can have access to her shorts or under her dress if you know what I mean depends on what she's wearing that day. ;)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/13/05 at 6:02 pm


Hello Sooty




What is this picture about? ???

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Harmonica on 07/13/05 at 6:03 pm

I want to be part of the Howard Fan club!

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/13/05 at 6:06 pm


I want to be part of the Howard Fan club!



you'll get some free adult stuff for your entertainment. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/13/05 at 7:27 pm


Hey Howard, were you 'aroused' in that pic of you & Robin? Looks like a bit of a 'trouser tent' there...
Ummm.... err....



TOO MUCH INFORMATION!


:o :-X

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: C.NOIZE on 07/13/05 at 8:03 pm


Ummm.... err....



TOO MUCH INFORMATION!


:o :-X



That one wasn't nearly as bad as this one:


No.I'm only aroused when we sit on her couch at her house watching movies so I can have access to her shorts or under her dress if you know what I mean depends on what she's wearing that day. ;)


Now that's
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/piguy314/tmi.bmp.   :o

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/14/05 at 3:32 pm

There's never too much information. ;D
I share anything and everything. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/15/05 at 2:41 pm

Howard is going to be late today  ::)


Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Step-chan on 07/15/05 at 2:58 pm

http://shimmeringstars.com/panyo.gif

These kids here claim to be Howard's....

Howard, have you been hiding something all this time?

Just Kidding!!!!!!! :D ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/15/05 at 3:48 pm


http://shimmeringstars.com/panyo.gif

These kids here claim to be Howard's....

Howard, have you been hiding something all this time?

Just Kidding!!!!!!! :D ;D



No,those aren't my kids. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/15/05 at 3:53 pm

December 2004-Long Island Jewish Hospital.In patient file clerk(Hematology/Oncology Department

April 2004-July 2004 Library: Organization of books and magazines

September 1999-October 2003 Contemporary Guidance Services: labeling,collation and stock work

January 1999-September 1999 Library: book prep labeling covering and data entry

February 1998-October 1998 St.Mary's Hospital For Children: cleaning and porter maintainence

April 1996-January 1998 Accuhealth Medical Center: filing,photocopying.

My updated resume for all of you to see. :)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/15/05 at 5:46 pm

Isn't it about time for the Howard Fan Club newsletter?  ::)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/16/05 at 5:40 pm


Isn't it about time for the Howard Fan Club newsletter?  ::)



I haven't made up anything just yet. ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/16/05 at 7:59 pm

Yeah, I want a newsletter! And some shirts, and frisbees, and jackets, and pogs, and collector's plates!

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/16/05 at 8:29 pm


Yeah, I want a newsletter! And some shirts, and frisbees, and jackets, and pogs, and collector's plates!





POGS?! YES! DUDE! POGGGGSSS!!!!



~Beth :D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/16/05 at 8:30 pm

I would like a customized bra with Howard's face on each cup!!! hahahahaah!! ;D :D




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/16/05 at 8:36 pm


I would like a customized bra with Howard's face on each cup!!! hahahahaah!! ;D :D

Wouldn't that be kinda creepy?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/16/05 at 8:41 pm

well...I didn't say that I would actually wear it!! LOL!  It would be a funny thing to see, however!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/18/05 at 7:03 pm


I would like a customized bra with Howard's face on each cup!!! hahahahaah!! ;D :D




Erin :)



How about a bra with some persperation on them? ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/18/05 at 7:04 pm


well...I didn't say that I would actually wear it!! LOL!  It would be a funny thing to see, however!



Erin :)



Actually,I'd be the one wearing them ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/18/05 at 7:27 pm



Actually,I'd be the one wearing them ;D






*awkward silence*

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/18/05 at 7:44 pm

um...that would be a tad bit strange, but not impossible or out of the question! LOL!




Erin :)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Step-chan on 07/19/05 at 10:58 am



No,those aren't my kids. ;D


I was in a playful mood at that time.  :D Wanted to do a joke.  ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/19/05 at 5:56 pm

join now and you get a free bra ;D

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/19/05 at 5:58 pm


join now and you get a free bra ;D

where do you get your bras from?

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/19/05 at 6:01 pm


where do you get your bras from?


http://www.bras.com

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/19/05 at 6:08 pm


http://www.bras.com

can we rename it "The Howard Fun Club" ?   ::)

Subject: Re: Join the Howard fan Club

Written By: Howard on 07/19/05 at 6:09 pm


can we rename it "The Howard Fun Club" ?   ::)


Oh Yes you may! ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 5:46 pm

do worms fart?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 5:47 pm


do worms fart?



I do not know,why don't you go ask them yourself? ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 5:48 pm

We all are going to have a lot of fun in The Howard Fun Club.You can't have fun without an "F". ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 5:49 pm



I do not know,why don't you go ask them yourself? ::)

they don't talk  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 5:49 pm


they don't talk  :D



Then I don't know what to tell you. ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 5:50 pm


We all are going to have a lot of fun in The Howard Fun Club.You can't have fun without an "F". ;D

don't forget K U and C   ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 5:51 pm



Then I don't know what to tell you. ::)

Birds can't fart, did you know this?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 5:53 pm


don't forget K U and C   ;D



Oh My mistake I forgot about that.Thank You. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 5:53 pm


Birds can't fart, did you know this?



No really? :o ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 5:54 pm



Oh My mistake I forgot about that.Thank You. ;D

almost like KFC and finger licking good   ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 5:56 pm

serious question... what is the gag reflex and why is it needed?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 5:58 pm


almost like KFC and finger licking good   ;D


It's not about chicken.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 5:58 pm


serious question... what is the gag reflex and why is it needed?



I don't know.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 5:58 pm


It's not about chicken.

I know   ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 5:59 pm


I know   ;D



and Robin has 11 herbs and spices. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 5:59 pm



I don't know.

i know it makes you puke but what is the big need to puke?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:00 pm


i know it makes you puke but what is the big need to puke?


to vomit,I guess.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:02 pm


to vomit,I guess.

google this... projectile vomit  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:03 pm


google this... projectile vomit  ::)



not at the moment.I'm busy on the boards.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:05 pm



not at the moment.I'm busy on the boards.

puking on the boards?   :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:08 pm


puking on the boards?   :D



No,puke on you :P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:12 pm

now the fun can begin   :D

http://www.cullenamusements.com/images/pinthetail.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:17 pm


now the fun can begin   :D

http://www.cullenamusements.com/images/pinthetail.jpg


Are you in the game? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:19 pm


Are you in the game? ;D

yeah... pin the tail on the ASS  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:21 pm


yeah... pin the tail on the ASS  ;D


Sure let's play a few rounds.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:26 pm


Sure let's play a few rounds.

can you imagine playing with a real donkey?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:44 pm


can you imagine playing with a real donkey?



No,I can't even imagine. ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:49 pm



No,I can't even imagine. ::)

play it in the nude  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:55 pm


play it in the nude  ;D


Naked Twister

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 7:00 pm


Naked Twister

with body oil  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 7:01 pm


with body oil  ;)



then we end it with that version of Trivial Pursuit for couples.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 7:02 pm



then we end it with that version of Trivial Pursuit for couples.

truth or dare would be better

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 7:03 pm


truth or dare would be better


Ok,who's in?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 7:13 pm

contest...
Name Captain Phallic's Sidekick

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/21/05 at 7:15 pm

WOODY! The Wonder Fuzz

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 07/21/05 at 7:50 pm


contest...
Name Captain Phallic's Sidekick
How about either "Pumpy" or "Horn-Dog?"

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/22/05 at 4:17 pm

Phalline? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/22/05 at 4:27 pm

butt-munch

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/22/05 at 4:27 pm


butt-munch



No.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/22/05 at 4:28 pm

or Dilly Do   ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/22/05 at 4:29 pm


or Dilly Do   ;D


still No

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/22/05 at 4:30 pm

Dong

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/22/05 at 4:32 pm


Dong



Dongette

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/22/05 at 10:33 pm

how about "Bend Over Rover"....LOL!! ;D



Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Apricot on 07/22/05 at 11:13 pm

The Howard Fan Club needs a theme song.. I suggest something carefully selected from a porn soundtrack.


Bowchicka-Wow Wow.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 2:27 am


The Howard Fan Club needs a theme song.. I suggest something carefully selected from a porn soundtrack.


Bowchicka-Wow Wow.


Atomic Dog - George Clinton

Yeah, this is a story of a famous dog
For the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy
These are clapping dogs, rhythmic dogs
Harmonic dogs, house dogs, street dogs
Dog of the world unite
Dancin?? dogs
Yeah
Countin?? dogs, funky dogs
Nasty dogs (Dog)

Atomic dog
Atomic dog

Like the boys
When they??re out there walkin?? the streets
May compete
Nothin?? but the dog in ya

Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah

Like the boys
When they??re out there walkin?? the streets
May compete
Nothin?? but the dog in ya

Why must I feel like that
Oh, why must I chase the cat

Like the boys
When they??re out there walkin?? the streets
May compete
Nothin?? but the dog in ya

Ruff
Ruff
Ruff

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin?? but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin?? but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin?? but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin?? but the dog in me

Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher

Do the dogcatcher, baby, do the dogcatcher
Ooh

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin?? but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin?? but the dog in me

Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah

Just walkin?? the dog
Oh, atomic dog

Futuristic bow-wow

Ruff

Leader of the pack
Wild dog

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Just the dog in me
Nothin?? but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Just the dog in me
Nothin?? but the dog in me

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
The dog in me (Dog in me)
The dog is in me (Dog in me)

Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher
Do you wanna do the dogcatcher
Well, baby, why don't you do it again for me

Dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher

House-trained dogs
Wild dogs
Say it again

Why must I feel like that

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 07/23/05 at 2:36 am

Ruff, 'cause that's the way he likes it.  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 4:32 pm

A new game, guess the phrase by only looking at the photos  :D



Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 4:35 pm


A new game, guess the phrase by only looking at the photos  :D


I have no clue. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 4:36 pm

Hey Kids,What Time is It?

H-O-W-A-R-D F-U-N-N-Y  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 4:39 pm


I have no clue. ;D

now you post one

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 4:40 pm


now you post one


post a picture? I don't have one at the moment. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 4:45 pm


post a picture? I don't have one at the moment. ;D

http://jens-reitemeyer.de/Fun-Galerie/Bilder/PUSSY%20CAT_JPG.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:15 pm


http://jens-reitemeyer.de/Fun-Galerie/Bilder/PUSSY%20CAT_JPG.jpg



must be the cat's lunch?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 5:23 pm



must be the cat's lunch?

would you eat it?   ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/25/05 at 7:49 pm


would you eat it?   ;D



I don't think so. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/25/05 at 7:50 pm

See Me in My new porn film:

Willy Wanker And The Cum Factory ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/25/05 at 8:08 pm


See Me in My new porn film:

Willy Wanker And The Cum Factory ;D




Oh NO you DIDN'T!!! :o


Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/25/05 at 8:08 pm




Oh NO you DIDN'T!!! :o


Erin :)



YES,I DID! ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/25/05 at 8:11 pm

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=see+no+evil+monkeys/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=12h8qf55o/EXP=1122426693/*-http%3A//www.berrydental.com/images/421_See_no_evil_monkeys.jpg





Erin :) ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/25/05 at 8:18 pm


http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=see+no+evil+monkeys/v=2/SID=e/TID=I999_73/l=IVI/SIG=12h8qf55o/EXP=1122426693/*-http%3A//www.berrydental.com/images/421_See_no_evil_monkeys.jpg





Erin :) ;D



Ok, Fine be that way :P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/25/05 at 8:28 pm

I am obsessed with those (see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil) monkey figurines....I have several sets of them around my house! lol




Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 9:27 pm


I am obsessed with those (see no evil, speak no evil, hear no evil) monkey figurines....I have several sets of them around my house! lol


I dare say that would scare the crap out of me.

Howard, have you decided to be a porn director again then, being a Baptist Minister not interesting enough?

Remember, i'm always available  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 9:32 pm


Wait a minute ???  I thought cats liked tuna ???


That's a fuc*in Sea Bass right there!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 9:34 pm


I was thinking a Mississippi River catfish ;)


Hey, i live next to the Mississippi and that sumbitch would never fit.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 9:43 pm


You just haven't been to the widest part yet ;)


;D I don't think i want to with those bastar*s swimmin about

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 9:58 pm


Yeah, you'd be nothing more than a tasty appetizer to those suckers :P


Tasty.. that's at least somewhat of an improvment. If i was eaten i'd like to think i was satifying. God knows what Howard will make of this  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 10:14 pm


Why?  You want HIM to taste you? ;D ;D ;D


All in the name of Porn.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 10:17 pm


I'll be sure to AVOID that one ;)


LOL 'Cookin with Al & Howie'

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 10:19 pm


That's one meal I DON'T want to try :P


LOL

It involves a sandwhich ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 10:24 pm


Guess that's better than a sausage ;)


Oh thanks a lot.. you know i had planned to get some sleep tonight  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 10:46 pm


sweet dreams :P


More like meaty

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 10:54 pm


I'm sure Howard's meat is sweet ;)


I doubt he would object to a test

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 5:03 am


Wait a minute ???  I thought cats liked tuna ???

that ain't no tuna... that's JAWS   ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: goodsin on 07/26/05 at 8:38 am


contest...
Name Captain Phallic's Sidekick

Jiminy, you are truly a photoshop genius! I was, however, somewhat disappointed to see the lack of a photshopped bra with Howard's image, as suggested by an earlier poster. Any chance of working some wizardry there?

Howard, your Fan Club thread is one of the funniest here! I would be proud to wear a "Howard for president" T-shirt, even though none of my friends/ colleagues know who you are. Who knows, could start a cult (that's cult!) following...

English comedian Julian Clary used to have a dog as a sidekick, Fanny the Wonderdog it was called... I'm trying hard to think of clean-ish names for Howard's sidekick, Coochie Pooch springs to mind- or "Captain Phallic & the Boy Vulva"  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 6:49 pm


Jiminy, you are truly a photoshop genius! I was, however, somewhat disappointed to see the lack of a photshopped bra with Howard's image, as suggested by an earlier poster. Any chance of working some wizardry there?


Here he is  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:14 pm


I'm sure Howard's meat is sweet ;)


Yes,it sure is.very sweet ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:15 pm


Here he is  :D



Oh please spare me the bikini ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 7:16 pm



Oh please spare me the bikini ;D

one of your fans made a request   :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:18 pm


one of your fans made a request   :D


an awful picture of me

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:19 pm


Here he is  :D


That's one image I coulda done without, thanks  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 7:29 pm


That's one image I coulda done without, thanks  ;D


Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:33 pm






Could you please not mess with my mug? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:34 pm





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGH...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 7:36 pm



Could you please not mess with my mug? ;D

i was just messing around and it looked strange so i posted it   :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:37 pm


i was just messing around and it looked strange so i posted it   :D


you smudged it,you owe me money ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 7:38 pm


you smudged it,you owe me money ;D

you mutated  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:40 pm


you mutated  ;)



you still owe me money

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:44 pm



you still owe me money


Don't worry, I hath slayne thy beast  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 7:53 pm


Don't worry, I hath slayne thy beast  :D

Oh my God... you killed mutated Howard, you bastard!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 8:49 pm


Don't worry, I hath slayne thy beast  :D



hahaahahaa...LMFAO!! Poor Howard, oh well, it's not like he didn't ask for it! LOL!



Erin :) ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 10:19 pm

Look Howard, a nude beach directory  ;D
http://honeymoons.about.com/cs/nakedescapes/a/nudebeachdirect.htm

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/27/05 at 2:25 am


Look Howard, a nude beach directory  ;D
http://honeymoons.about.com/cs/nakedescapes/a/nudebeachdirect.htm
You are too late, it is already on his Favourites.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/27/05 at 6:55 pm


Don't worry, I hath slayne thy beast  :D


Me On A Stick. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/27/05 at 6:55 pm


You are too late, it is already on his Favourites.



No It Isn't.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/27/05 at 6:57 pm

Who wants some adult entertainment in The Howard Fun Club? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/28/05 at 4:33 pm

were you ever in the cub scouts?   ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Bobby on 07/28/05 at 4:43 pm

So what do you folks do in Howard's Fun Club?  :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/28/05 at 4:55 pm

Howard the Cub Scout, I wonder if he has earned his Beaver badge  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/05 at 4:59 pm


Howard the Cub Scout, I wonder if he has earned his Beaver badge  ::)
Is your woggle straight?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/28/05 at 5:04 pm


Is your woggle straight?

ask Howard, it's his woggle

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 5:20 am

8)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/29/05 at 9:56 am


8)



awwww...that looks real sweet!  Howard....you and Robin would make a lovely bride and groom! ;)




Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: goodsin on 07/29/05 at 10:16 am


Here he is  :D

sheesh, Jiminy, that is so funny. I haven't stopped giggling, my colleagues think I've got woollen underpants on (something tickling my fancy!). I must admit, I was expecting a bra with Howard's face on each cup, but you have again showed creativity & innovation. All hail the Photoshop King! I think Jiminy should be in charge of all visual communication to do with the Howard Fan Club...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 3:59 pm


were you ever in the cub scouts?   ::)


No But My brother was in 1980

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/29/05 at 4:00 pm

Do you get a free pair of Boxing Gloves if you join?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:00 pm


So what do you folks do in Howard's Fun Club?  :)


It's my club and I'll do whatever I want. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:01 pm


ask Howard, it's his woggle



My woogle is wobbly ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/29/05 at 4:01 pm



My woogle is wobbly ;D
Does it get wobbly with age?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:02 pm


8)


Very nice picture of us BUT could it be possible for you to shrink my head a little smaller and could you also make Robin's head fit the bride's body? Thanks. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:03 pm



awwww...that looks real sweet!  Howard....you and Robin would make a lovely bride and groom! ;)




Erin :)



Thanks. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:04 pm


Does it get wobbly with age?



Yes.It does ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 4:12 pm


Very nice picture of us BUT could it be possible for you to shrink my head a little smaller and could you also make Robin's head fit the bride's body? Thanks. :)

you don't like the bobble head look? ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:15 pm


you don't like the bobble head look? ::)


No.My head looks too large.Could you shrink it down a bit?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 4:20 pm


No.My head looks too large.Could you shrink it down a bit?

we might need a doctor for that  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:21 pm


we might need a doctor for that  ;D



No I meant my head,you stupid ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 4:26 pm



No I meant my head,you stupid ::)

i know, and a shrink is a doctor

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:28 pm


i know, and a shrink is a doctor



Could you please fix the darn picture already? ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/30/05 at 4:53 pm



Could you please fix the darn picture already? ::)

I'll work on your head later  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: FaultyDog on 07/30/05 at 5:48 pm


I'll work on your head later  :D


Why don't you leave that to Alcoholica? He's more used to performing surgery... ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 07/30/05 at 5:50 pm


Why don't you leave that to Alcoholica? He's more used to performing surgery... ::)

he has that cool swiss army knife that will do the job   ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/01/05 at 7:19 pm

I think her and I make a cute couple in that picture. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/04/05 at 4:01 pm

I wanna see some more fun in the Howard Fun Club so I brought in a strip tease dancer for all you guys.Her name is Chelsea. ;D


http://www.ratepic.com/pictures/k/lkaadf4625ac-RatePIC.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 4:04 pm


I wanna see some more fun in the Howard Fun Club so I brought in a strip tease dancer for all you guys.Her name is Chelsea. ;D


http://www.ratepic.com/pictures/k/lkaadf4625ac-RatePIC.jpg




Poor girl. That's from ratepic.com. She's not a stripper at all! Defiling the name of an innocent girl. For shame!!


...Unless she really is one...then, whatever. ;D



Beth :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/04/05 at 4:20 pm




Poor girl. That's from ratepic.com. She's not a stripper at all! Defiling the name of an innocent girl. For shame!!


...Unless she really is one...then, whatever. ;D



Beth :D



Ok,I lied so sue me! ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 4:22 pm



Ok,I lied so sue me! ;D



*Summons attorney Edgar Snyder*


http://www.pittsburghlive.com/pages/experts/edgar.jpg


Now you will pay.



Beth

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/04/05 at 4:24 pm



*Summons attorney Edgar Snyder*


http://www.pittsburghlive.com/pages/experts/edgar.jpg


Now you will pay.

So will that mean there is no more Howard Fun Club?



Beth

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 4:25 pm







No. That means no more Howard!!

..Attorney Edgar Snyder will eat your face.



Beth

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/04/05 at 4:27 pm




No. That means no more Howard!!

..Attorney Edgar Snyder will eat your face.



Beth


The Howard Fun Club will kept open for quite a while >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 4:28 pm

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/pages/experts/edgar.jpg



"We'll just have to see about that, son." says Attorney Edgar Snyder



Beth

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/04/05 at 4:30 pm


http://www.pittsburghlive.com/pages/experts/edgar.jpg



"We'll just have to see about that, son." says Attorney Edgar Snyder



Beth


Am I going to be taken to court?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 4:36 pm


Am I going to be taken to court?




Court...the CHAMBER OF TORTURE ......either one. Attorney Edgar Snyder doesn't mess around.


Beth

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/04/05 at 4:36 pm




Court...the CHAMBER OF TORTURE ......either one. Attorney Edgar Snyder doesn't mess around.


Beth


Oooh,I'm shaking in my boots. :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/04/05 at 4:37 pm


Oooh,I'm shaking in my boots. :o

combat or cowboy boots?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/04/05 at 4:39 pm


combat or cowboy boots?



Combat

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/04/05 at 4:45 pm



Combat

so you don't wear shit kickers?   ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/04/05 at 10:06 pm

he wears thigh high boots.






Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/05/05 at 1:35 am

Howard, are you ready for an audit check on this Fan Club of yours?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/05/05 at 1:40 pm


Howard, are you ready for an audit check on this Fan Club of yours?


Your going to give him a car!!

Because you know the t is silent  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/05/05 at 3:36 pm


Howard, are you ready for an audit check on this Fan Club of yours?


No,I'm not ready.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/05/05 at 3:37 pm


so you don't wear shit kickers?   ;D



No.I don't. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/05/05 at 3:38 pm

http://akamai-lq.bizrate.com/resize?sq=400&uid=7222116

You can take me to sex court instead. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/05/05 at 4:08 pm

Only in your dreams, Howard!

For you it's gonna be

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/05/05 at 4:10 pm


Only in your dreams, Howard!

For you it's gonna be



How many years have I got?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/05/05 at 4:12 pm



How many years have I got?


I don't know - ask Curtis! ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/05/05 at 4:14 pm

Any free t-shirts?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/05/05 at 4:16 pm


Any free t-shirts?



No but free condoms.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/05/05 at 4:49 pm



No but free condoms.

with your photo on the wrapper?   ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/05/05 at 4:51 pm


with your photo on the wrapper?   ::)
Smiling?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/05/05 at 4:59 pm


Smiling?

it depends on how easy it is to open ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/07/05 at 6:20 pm


with your photo on the wrapper?   ::)



Hey good idea.why not? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/07/05 at 6:22 pm

Now for your viewing pleasure,Adrianna Lima will do a sexy dance for you. ;D

http://69.93.50.122/desktopgirls/photos/Adriana_Lima_61200542046PM382.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/07/05 at 7:23 pm


Now for your viewing pleasure,Adrianna Lima will do a sexy dance for you. ;D

http://69.93.50.122/desktopgirls/photos/Adriana_Lima_61200542046PM382.jpg





She's usually pretty. However, she looks REALLY bad in that picture. Sheesh.


Beth

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/08/05 at 1:41 am


Now for your viewing pleasure,Adrianna Lima will do a sexy dance for you. ;D

http://69.93.50.122/desktopgirls/photos/Adriana_Lima_61200542046PM382.jpg
Will she dance the tango?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Paul on 08/08/05 at 6:30 am


it depends on how easy it is to open ;)


'Can only be opened if in employment'...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Paul on 08/08/05 at 6:31 am


Will she dance the tango?


A salacious merengue, I think...

...or the 'bump'...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/08/05 at 5:41 pm


'Can only be opened if in employment'...



That's a good one Paul. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/08/05 at 5:43 pm

Now for our second act: Rachel Sterling ;)

http://www.xposed.com/media/pictorials/5117/2.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Paul on 08/08/05 at 5:44 pm

She can tune me up anytime...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/08/05 at 5:47 pm

let's not forget Aria Giovanni

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/08/05 at 5:50 pm


let's not forget Aria Giovanni



I paid good money for these girls to appear in The Howard Fun Club. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/08/05 at 5:51 pm



I paid good money for these girls to appear in The Howard Fun Club. ;D

what is bad money? ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/08/05 at 5:52 pm


what is bad money? ???


SSI Checks ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/08/05 at 5:54 pm


SSI Checks ;D

the governments way of making you live with mom and dad your whole life   :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/08/05 at 5:57 pm


the governments way of making you live with mom and dad your whole life   :D


Yes,In a way. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 3:38 pm

Baby Howard

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 4:54 pm


Baby Howard


No unfortunately that wasn't me. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 4:56 pm

From SunCityInc I bring you Debbie:

http://www.suncityinc.com/assets/images/onepiece.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 4:59 pm


From SunCityInc I bring you Debbie:

http://www.suncityinc.com/assets/images/onepiece.jpg

;D

what are the colours for?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 5:45 pm


what are the colours for?



You can pick the colors the stripper will wear next.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 5:52 pm



You can pick the colors the stripper will wear next.

cherry please

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 5:57 pm


cherry please


Ok,What next? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 6:00 pm


cherry please

mango

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/10/05 at 5:41 pm

How about if she was dipped in chocolate? ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: goodsin on 08/12/05 at 12:27 pm

Here's a question of many meanings for the Howster:

How hard is Howard? Thatard?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 3:20 pm


Here's a question of many meanings for the Howster:

How hard is Howard? Thatard?



No.Call me Mr.Softee. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 3:22 pm

http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/31.jpg


Now for your entertainment Sasha will now do a striptease. ;D

I paid her good money tonight. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/12/05 at 3:29 pm


http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/31.jpg


Now for your entertainment Sasha will now do a striptease. ;D

I paid her good money tonight. ;D

one dollar?   ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/12/05 at 3:30 pm


one dollar?   ::)
Raised you to two dollars!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/12/05 at 3:34 pm


Raised you to two dollars!

I fold... she's  all yours  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 3:52 pm


one dollar?   ::)



Hey,she's worth more than that.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/12/05 at 3:58 pm



Hey,she's worth more than that.

Philip won with $2   ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 3:59 pm


Philip won with $2   ;D



Now Sasha will take him to the VIP lounge.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/12/05 at 4:00 pm



Now Sasha will take him to the VIP lounge.
I may be some while?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 4:00 pm


I may be some while?



She has Tourette's Syndrome.She might scare you a bit.Don't worry. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/12/05 at 4:04 pm



She has Tourette's Syndrome.She might scare you a bit.Don't worry. ;D

better then having irritable bowel syndrome  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 4:06 pm


better then having irritable bowel syndrome  :D



After he leaves,Philip might be the one with IBS ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/12/05 at 4:14 pm



After he leaves,Philip might be the one with IBS ;D

is the food that bad at the Howard Fun Club?   ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/12/05 at 4:22 pm

I think Howard sets an alarm clock and when it rings he logs off the net  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/13/05 at 5:56 pm


is the food that bad at the Howard Fun Club?   ::)


It's not the food,it's the strippers. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/13/05 at 5:57 pm


I think Howard sets an alarm clock and when it rings he logs off the net  :D



I'm only on here for about an hour and half to 2 hours sometimes.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/13/05 at 6:02 pm

Get some good strippers

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/13/05 at 6:03 pm


Get some good strippers


only the ones in Deuce Bigelow are showing up.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/19/05 at 3:50 pm

After a brief absence,The Howard Fun Club is back open for business. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/19/05 at 3:52 pm


After a brief absence,The Howard Fun Club is back open for business. :)
After a brief absence,The Howard Fun Club is back open for business

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/19/05 at 3:56 pm


After a brief absence,The Howard Fun Club is back open for business


free whores for the guys.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/20/05 at 3:47 am


free whores for the guys.

so this is how you spent your first playcheck  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Bobby on 08/20/05 at 6:45 am


so this is how you spent your first playcheck  ;D


Ha ha!  ;D

Howard is going to do without food for the rest of the month now. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/20/05 at 3:17 pm


After a brief absence,The Howard Fun Club is back open for business. :)
And we'll have fun, fun, fun, 'till Howard takes the T-Bird away.  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Bobby on 08/20/05 at 3:19 pm


And we'll have fun, fun, fun, 'till Howard takes the T-Bird away.  :D


Lol.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/20/05 at 5:44 pm


And we'll have fun, fun, fun, 'till Howard takes the T-Bird away.  :D

who needs a T-Bird when he provides whores?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/20/05 at 10:25 pm

I wonder if Howard and Robin are having fun this weekend??  ;)




Erin :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/21/05 at 8:43 am


Ha ha!  ;D

Howard is going to do without food for the rest of the month now. ;D




I have plenty of food.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/21/05 at 8:50 am


I wonder if Howard and Robin are having fun this weekend??  ;)




Erin :)


Robin came over my house yesterday but My parents came home Saturday evening from Las Vegas to New York closer to 8pm and she arrived here at 2:30pm and spent almost 3 hours and my libido went down cause of her stupid lateness.She felt uncomfortable and nervous cause she had to lie to her Parents and I was home alone and so horny as hell.Then later we got down to our underwear/panties and her bra and brought up the yogurt and ice cubes and smeared it all over her whole body while listening to some Barry White music.I can't say what we did after cause I'll get myself kicked off of here but it got pretty intense later on,I'll tell you that.There's more to come if anyone wants to know more from me. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/21/05 at 6:00 pm

what do you see?  ::)
http://nathan-andrea.com/blog/andrea/images/bath.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jackas on 08/21/05 at 8:54 pm


what do you see?  ::)
http://nathan-andrea.com/blog/andrea/images/bath.jpg


Howard, don't answer that question. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 8:59 pm


what do you see?  ::)
http://nathan-andrea.com/blog/andrea/images/bath.jpg


A scruffy cat . . . or a wet one.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/22/05 at 7:17 pm


what do you see?  ::)
http://nathan-andrea.com/blog/andrea/images/bath.jpg


A wet cat? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/22/05 at 9:12 pm


I wonder if Howard and Robin are having fun this weekend??  ;)




Erin :)
I'm looking forward to hearing Howard and Robin on Sirius Satellite Radio.

;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jackas on 08/22/05 at 9:14 pm


I'm looking forward to hearing Howard and Robin on Sirius Satellite Radio.

;D ;D ;D


Do you have Sirius yet?  I'm am totally getting soon.  I don't have Howard where I live.  I'm dying here.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/22/05 at 9:17 pm


Do you have Sirius yet?  I'm am totally getting soon.  I don't have Howard where I live.  I'm dying here.
Actually I have XM. I don't listen to it at home, only when I'm out on the road.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jackas on 08/22/05 at 9:21 pm


Actually I have XM. I don't listen to it at home, only when I'm out on the road.


Are you going to switch to Sirius or keep XM?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/23/05 at 2:29 am


Are you going to switch to Sirius or keep XM?
Actually I'm going to quit the road the next time bids come up and I can transfer to the dock, so I'll probably get rid of my XM.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jackas on 08/23/05 at 8:00 am


Actually I'm going to quit the road the next time bids come up and I can transfer to the dock, so I'll probably get rid of my XM.


Yeah, it can a little too much if you're not driving for long periods of time.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/23/05 at 3:53 pm

I think it's time to reopen the Howard Fun Club!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/23/05 at 3:59 pm

Howard spent this months playcheck on whores  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 08/23/05 at 4:03 pm


Howard spent this months playcheck on whores  ;D
And the rest he just wasted! ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 5:02 pm


Howard spent this months playcheck on whores  ;D



I spent it all on them and none for Robin. :(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/23/05 at 5:12 pm



I spent it all on them and none for Robin. :(

you will get more ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:18 pm


you will get more ;)



I'll save my playchecks for Robin ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 6:22 pm

what's tonights entertainment?  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:23 pm


what's tonights entertainment?  ::)


lap dancing at The HFC ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 6:24 pm


lap dancing at The HFC ;)

post some photos

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 6:26 pm


post some photos



not tonight,I have tennis elbow. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/27/05 at 5:00 am



not tonight,I have tennis elbow. ;D
Perhaps, tomorrow night?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/28/05 at 6:04 am


Perhaps, tomorrow night?


I don't know but I'm letting you guys know that The Howard Fun Club will be on vacation for The Labor Day Holiday and I will resume on the 6th or The 7th and I'm leaving on September 2nd but I'll let Jim take charge for the weekend and Monday. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/28/05 at 4:19 pm

BOO!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/28/05 at 4:42 pm


BOO!



Well,I'll be on vacation so I'm giving you the opportunity to post something in the HFC.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/28/05 at 4:44 pm



Well,I'll be on vacation so I'm giving you the opportunity to post something in the HFC.

isn't grand-ma cute?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/30/05 at 4:32 pm


isn't grand-ma cute?



She has to be nude. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/30/05 at 4:39 pm



She has to be nude. ;D

open for business  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/30/05 at 5:30 pm


open for business  :D


no grannies over 100

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jiminy on 08/30/05 at 5:33 pm


no grannies over 100


what's tonights entertainment?  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 08/30/05 at 6:25 pm


what's tonights entertainment?  ::)



Granny Sex

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/01/05 at 3:50 pm

There will be no entertainment whatsoever because I will be on vacation for The labor day Holiday so when I come back to New York the entertainment will resume.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: FaultyDog on 09/01/05 at 4:26 pm


There will be no entertainment whatsoever because I will be on vacation for The labor day Holiday so when I come back to New York the entertainment will resume.


Don't worry Howard - we'll take care of business! ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/05 at 4:45 am


Don't worry Howard - we'll take care of business! ;)
..and the funds...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: FaultyDog on 09/03/05 at 3:58 pm

O dear - Howard doesn't know yet!  :-\\

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/05 at 3:59 pm


O dear - Howard doesn't know yet!  :-\\
Hoping that it is all locked up.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: FaultyDog on 09/03/05 at 4:01 pm


Hoping that it is all locked up.


That's not what I meant. I meant Howard doesn't know that Jiminy's been banned and will not return... :-\\ Who's gonna tell him?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/05 at 4:04 pm


That's not what I meant. I meant Howard doesn't know that Jiminy's been banned and will not return... :-\\ Who's gonna tell him?
Oh yes, we will have to break the news gently to him.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jackas on 09/03/05 at 11:35 pm

He has been PM'd.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: FaultyDog on 09/04/05 at 12:26 am


He has been PM'd.


Thanks for that! Still, it will be a shock to Howard.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jackas on 09/04/05 at 12:32 am

Yeah, poor Howard is losing his buddy.  I lost my buddy too. :(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/04/05 at 2:24 am

Hmm... I wonder what everyone would do if I started to act like Jimmy?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: jackas on 09/04/05 at 2:25 am


Hmm... I wonder what everyone would do if I started to act like Jimmy?


Report you. ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/07/05 at 5:10 pm

I'm not going to worry about Jim but The HFC will go on as scheduled. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/08/05 at 4:22 pm

Who's having fun in the Howard Fun Club?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/08/05 at 4:43 pm


Who's having fun in the Howard Fun Club?


We need a new President!


Report you. ::)


;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/08/05 at 6:29 pm


Who's having fun in the Howard Fun Club?


I'm not in it... i want to join... I AM one of your biggest fans!

I love you Howard! (I may not be a girl who respects you, but at least I respect you)  :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/09/05 at 3:50 pm


what goes on in this joint?


loads of sexual activity.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/09/05 at 3:51 pm


I'm not in it... i want to join... I AM one of your biggest fans!

I love you Howard! (I may not be a girl who respects you, but at least I respect you)  :)


That'll be $5.00 please,Thank You. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/14/05 at 5:43 pm

What happened to all the fun? :(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/17/05 at 7:07 am

Where are all the ladies in The Howard Fun Club? :(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 09/17/05 at 9:49 am

Here's one for you:  ;)



Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/19/05 at 6:38 pm


Here's one for you:  ;)




Howard Fun Club is back in business.Who wants some alcohol? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: YWN on 09/19/05 at 6:39 pm


Here's one for you:  ;)



What are you doing posting my picture!?  >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/19/05 at 6:43 pm


What are you doing posting my picture!?   >:(



That wasn't me,it was Sine Pesroh. >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 7:32 pm



That wasn't me,it was Sine Pesroh. >:(

I know, I was talking to him.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/21/05 at 5:11 pm


I know, I was talking to him.



But he's not here so you're actually talking to yourself

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: YWN on 09/21/05 at 6:30 pm



But he's not here so you're actually talking to yourself

Don't get all Socrates on me, Howard!  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/22/05 at 4:04 pm


Don't get all Socrates on me, Howard!   :D



YWN,Aren't you having any fun? ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 09/24/05 at 3:08 pm


Are you going to switch to Sirius or keep XM?
I hate to get off topic, but I just switched to Sirius and it's a hell of a lot better than XM.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 09/24/05 at 3:10 pm


I know, I was talking to him.
Back on topic...you talkin' to me?!?

http://moviething.com/members/full/DeNiro,_Robert/M982.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/24/05 at 5:47 pm

I feel like posting some erotica in the Howard Fun Club

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 5:49 pm


I feel like posting some erotica in the Howard Fun Club


You're going to post a picture of jiminy?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/24/05 at 6:23 pm


You're going to post a picture of jiminy?



Jiminy is not erotica.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 6:24 pm



Jiminy is not erotica.


I didn't think so, but according to all the posters around your bed...  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/24/05 at 6:30 pm


I didn't think so, but according to all the posters around your bed...   ::)


No there aren't. >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 6:33 pm


No there aren't. >:(


Denial is totally normal behavior.  It just helps to admit it.  There's nothing to be embarrassed about.  This is perfectly normal for a pervert, so you should stop worrying about what other people think about you.   ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/24/05 at 6:34 pm


Denial is totally normal behavior.  It just helps to admit it.  There's nothing to be embarrassed about.  This is perfectly normal for a pervert, so you should stop worrying about what other people think about you.   ;)



Ok maybe a picture of Jenny McCarthy ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 6:35 pm



Ok maybe a picture of Jenny McCarthy ;D


The girl who poses on the toilet?  Now that's messed up.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/24/05 at 6:37 pm


The girl who poses on the toilet?  Now that's messed up.


I have her in one of my Playboys somewhere.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 6:38 pm


I have her in one of my Playboys somewhere.


There must have been a horrible mistake in the printing; I looked at your Playboy magazines, and all of them were covered in white ink.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/24/05 at 6:39 pm


There must have been a horrible mistake in the printing; I looked at your Playboy magazines, and all of them were covered in white ink.



and don't forget saliva :P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: YWN on 09/24/05 at 6:41 pm

Bodily fluids galore!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/25/05 at 8:19 am


Bodily fluids galore!



Oh you bet.There will be a lot of body fluids in the Howard Fun Club. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/25/05 at 8:21 am



Oh you bet.There will be a lot of body fluids in the Howard Fun Club. ;)
,,,sent free in the post to all members?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/25/05 at 8:31 am


,,,sent free in the post to all members?


Why sure,you want some? :P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/25/05 at 8:34 am


Why sure,you want some? :P


I would like it in a package by my front door next week.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/25/05 at 8:35 am


Why sure,you want some? :P
Not quite at this moment

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/25/05 at 8:45 am


Not quite at this moment



Ok,I was just offering

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/25/05 at 8:45 am



Ok,I was just offering
I will let you know when.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/25/05 at 8:52 am

so

AM I in the Howard fan club or not?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/25/05 at 8:54 am


so

AM I in the Howard fan club or not?




Yes of course.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/25/05 at 8:58 am




Yes of course.



can I be.... Howard Jr.?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/25/05 at 8:58 am



can I be.... Howard Jr.?



Of course you can.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/01/05 at 7:52 am

This club is going to have to be closed down cause I don't see anybody having any fun anymore.I think it was because Jimmy made it fun to be here in the HFC. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/14/05 at 2:18 pm

I guess we'll keep the club open.We're accepting applications. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/14/05 at 2:19 pm


I guess we'll keep the club open.We're accepting applications. ;D
Seeking new applications?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/14/05 at 2:27 pm


Seeking new applications?


Yes Phil ASAP. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/14/05 at 2:30 pm


Yes Phil ASAP. ;D
Have you advertised?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/14/05 at 2:31 pm


Have you advertised?



Not yet at the moment but will be soon.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/14/05 at 2:34 pm



Not yet at the moment but will be soon.
With subliminal messages in other threads?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/14/05 at 2:38 pm


With subliminal messages in other threads?



I really don't think so Phil

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/14/05 at 2:39 pm



I really don't think so Phil
May be it best not to do that.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/14/05 at 2:56 pm


May be it best not to do that.


I could advertise on the messageboard

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/24/05 at 3:54 pm

We have some full time positions at The Howard Fun Club. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 6:26 am


We have some full time positions at The Howard Fun Club. ;D
Which kind of positions do you offer?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/29/05 at 6:46 am


Which kind of positions do you offer?


Stock & Maintainence  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 6:52 am


Stock & Maintainence  ;D
Maintaining stock?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/29/05 at 6:56 am


Maintaining stock?


And plenty of it.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 6:57 am


And plenty of it.
A job for life then?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/29/05 at 6:59 am


A job for life then?


most likely part time.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 7:01 am


most likely part time.  ;D
Part time means half the wages?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/29/05 at 7:09 am


Part time means half the wages?


and full time would mean full time benefits

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/29/05 at 7:33 am


and full time would mean full time benefits
Benefits, those were the days.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/29/05 at 8:12 am


Benefits, those were the days.



Yes they were and I remember them well.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: LyricBoy on 10/29/05 at 11:53 am



Yes they were and I remember them well.


Hi Howard,

Been a long time since I posted very much.

Are you still volunteering at the hospital? ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: alyceclover on 10/29/05 at 4:25 pm

you need a theme song for the club....here's a lyric "ooh, ahhh, ooh, ahh, cool, cool, kitty"....if you name the tune, you'll see why I nominate it....my second nomination doesn't fit perfect..."where did all those yesterdays go, when you still believed love could really be like a Broadway show, you are the star..." , but he is the star of this club, no? 8)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/31/05 at 4:50 pm


Hi Howard,

Been a long time since I posted very much.

Are you still volunteering at the hospital? ???



Hi LB,Yes I'm still volunteering at my hospital.I plan to work at Burlington Coat Factory soon.They gave me an interview and I was told to get a drug test which is a urine sample so we'll see what happens next.Most likely,a background check then I will probably be hired so good news is happening. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: LyricBoy on 10/31/05 at 5:32 pm



Hi LB,Yes I'm still volunteering at my hospital.I plan to work at Burlington Coat Factory soon.They gave me an interview and I was told to get a drug test which is a urine sample so we'll see what happens next.Most likely,a background check then I will probably be hired so good news is happening. :)


Hey that's really cool Howard.  I wish you luck.  :)

A couple of weeks ago I was in NYC and thought about contacting you, but it was a quickie fly in-fly out-go to next city thing so there would not have been time.

Next time I come to NYC I will PM you and see if we could meet at a restaurant.  8)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 11/01/05 at 7:41 am


Hey that's really cool Howard.  I wish you luck.  :)

A couple of weeks ago I was in NYC and thought about contacting you, but it was a quickie fly in-fly out-go to next city thing so there would not have been time.

Next time I come to NYC I will PM you and see if we could meet at a restaurant.   8)



That sounds great.We'll have to schedule a time for us to meet.Maybe in Queens or maybe in Manhattan.I'll let you know.Most likely on a Saturday or Sunday. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 11/05/05 at 6:54 am

If you join Howard Fun Club,you'll get to see my new breastaurant.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/09/05 at 9:00 am


If you join Howard Fun Club,you'll get to see my new breastaurant.  ;D
All laid out on a plate?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 11/09/05 at 4:53 pm


All laid out on a plate?



Oh Yes definitely.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/30/05 at 2:31 pm



Oh Yes definitely.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 11/30/05 at 3:58 pm


Anything on a side plate?



Poontang Pie for dessert. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 12/08/05 at 6:29 am

I made a new film entitled:

Fun With Jane's Dick  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/08/05 at 7:05 am


I made a new film entitled:

Fun With Jane's Dick

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 12/08/05 at 3:07 pm


When does it open?



I'm not quite finished with my spoof yet. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/05 at 12:20 pm



I'm not quite finished with my spoof yet. ;D
any trailers available?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 12/09/05 at 2:16 pm


any trailers available?



I might have a trailer available. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/09/05 at 4:26 pm



I might have a trailer available. ;D
Having it out in all cinemas soon?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 12/10/05 at 7:54 am


Having it out in all cinemas soon?



That's my goal. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/01/06 at 7:03 am

The Howard Fun Club is back in business. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/01/06 at 7:05 am


The Howard Fun Club is back in business. ;D
I thought it had gone insolvent?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/01/06 at 7:06 am


I thought it had gone insolvent?



It was gone since December 2005.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/01/06 at 7:08 am



It was gone since December 2005.
Do you think it needs a new name?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: danootaandme on 04/01/06 at 7:10 am

Do we get T-shirts and a newsletter with insider information?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/01/06 at 7:14 am


Do you think it needs a new name?



Keep it the way it is.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/01/06 at 7:15 am


Do we get T-shirts and a newsletter with insider information?



Not quite yet.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/21/06 at 4:57 pm

Is the Club still operating then??

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/21/06 at 8:13 pm


Is the Club still operating then??


We're Open 24/7  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: KKay on 04/21/06 at 8:31 pm


We're Open 24/7  ;D


I want a memebership with cheese.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/06 at 4:04 am


I want a memebership with cheese.
Chessy membership?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/22/06 at 8:25 am


I want a memebership with cheese.


What kind of cheese?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/06 at 8:33 am


What kind of cheese?
Should the members vote for the flavour of the cheese.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/22/06 at 8:37 am


Should the members vote for the flavour of the cheese.



Yes I think I might do that.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/22/06 at 11:13 am

I'd like full membership please!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/22/06 at 11:19 am

Provologne sounds good.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: KKay on 04/22/06 at 12:58 pm

I would like melted government processed cheese food product

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/23/06 at 7:21 am

How about Gorgonzola?  ;D  :P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/23/06 at 7:22 am


I'd like full membership please!



It will cost you,Now pay up!  >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/24/06 at 4:30 pm

We're always having fun in the Howard Fun Club.Ask the bikini car wash women. ;)

http://www.bikini-car-wash.com/bikinicarwash/galleries/2/10.jpg O0

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/24/06 at 4:38 pm



It will cost you,Now pay up!  >:(


Uh!! not while those 2 strumpets are in the place  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/24/06 at 4:39 pm


Uh!! not while those 2 strumpets are in the place   ;D



What's a strumpet?  ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Step-chan on 04/24/06 at 4:44 pm


We're always having fun in the Howard Fun Club.Ask the bikini car wash women. ;)

http://www.bikini-car-wash.com/bikinicarwash/galleries/2/10.jpg O0


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

(Nose bleeds.......)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/25/06 at 7:20 am


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

(Nose bleeds.......)


And you can't possibly tell me that you'd love to get your car washed by these 2 lovely broads? ;)

For another $5.00 they'll rotate your tires. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Step-chan on 04/25/06 at 11:44 am


And you can't possibly tell me that you'd love to get your car washed by these 2 lovely broads? ;)

For another $5.00 they'll rotate your tires. ;D


Nose bleed jokes are lost on you, aren't they?  ::)

It's a way of saying that I got "excited". ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/25/06 at 3:59 pm


Nose bleed jokes are lost on you, aren't they?  ::)

It's a way of saying that I got "excited". ;D



Oh Ok I wasn't too sure what you meant by nose bleeds.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Step-chan on 04/26/06 at 1:29 pm



Oh Ok I wasn't too sure what you meant by nose bleeds.  ;D


It's an running joke in anime, when a character becomes aroused, their nose bleeds.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/26/06 at 4:11 pm

http://www.thealarmclock.com/mt/archives/bikini%20girl.png


It's bikini week at The Howard Fun Club. O0

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/26/06 at 4:12 pm


It's an running joke in anime, when a character becomes aroused, their nose bleeds.


Whenever I'm aroused something else bleeds but it's not my nose.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 04/26/06 at 4:14 pm


Whenever I'm aroused something else bleeds but it's not my nose.  ;)


I was wondering how long it would take to get around to that!!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/26/06 at 4:25 pm


I was wondering how long it would take to get around to that!!   ;D


Get around to what?  ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/22/07 at 7:29 am

I'm bringing The Howard Fun Club back after a year.Let's celebrate my new found job.

http://www.maribellassociates.com/logo%20for%20pathmark.gif  :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/22/07 at 9:55 pm

hahaha...I forgot all about the Howard Fun Club. ;D :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/22/07 at 10:15 pm


hahaha...I forgot all about the Howard Fun Club. ;D :D


It was closed for about a year.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/22/07 at 10:16 pm


It was closed for about a year.


hahaah...and now it's back in business, huh?  Oh, btw...did you get to see Robin today?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/22/07 at 10:26 pm


hahaah...and now it's back in business, huh?  Oh, btw...did you get to see Robin today?


Yes.Like My Mother said that You're on a roller coaster relationship with her.She loves you,she hates you,she wants full time,she's confused,she doesn't know whether to break up or continue to see me,she wants marriage,she wants an apartment.I have a guarantee towards the end of 2007,her Parents are going to be all over her ass and yell at her to break up with me again but this time I won't allow it.I want to be the one to take care of her emotionally and physically cause I love her a lot and I want to see the best for the both of us.I'm giving her a reason to stay with me and not look anywhere else.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/22/07 at 10:28 pm


Yes.Like My Mother said that You're on a roller coaster relationship with her.She loves you,she hates you,she wants full time,she's confused,she doesn't know whether to break up or continue to see me,she wants marriage,she wants an apartment.I have a guarantee towards the end of 2007,her Parents are going to be all over her ass and yell at her to break up with me again but this time I won't allow it.I want to be the one to take care of her emotionally and physically cause I love her a lot and I want to see the best for the both of us.I'm giving her a reason to stay with me and not look anywhere else.



was she nice to you today, Howard...or did she give you a hard time?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/23/07 at 10:22 pm


Yes And No.She knows that she's not going to be getting full time from me in a while since I just got this job and I need to wait about 6 months to a year to wait for full time depending on my job performance and how well I do at Pathmark.We know we want an apartment but Her And I are never going to be making 20K a year,It's impossible.We'll think of something when the time comes.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/23/07 at 10:23 pm


Yes And No.She knows that she's not going to be getting full time from me in a while since I just got this job and I need to wait about 6 months to a year to wait for full time depending on my job performance and how well I do at Pathmark.We know we want an apartment but Her And I are never going to be making 20K a year,It's impossible.We'll think of something when the time comes.  ;)



she needs to chill out..and be happy that you are at least working. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/26/07 at 6:43 am

She said that since her parents are nervous that means she's nervous so it runs in the family.I know I can take care of her emotionally and physically but financially I can't right now.I will continue to give her money for gas when she drives again that's one way I'll be able to help her but anything else I can't,That's up to her Mother And Father.But she needs to support my goal and I'll support her goal.I gave her a reason to stick with me and to not look anywhere else on match or jmatch.Let's hope this relationship in 2007 lasts without any struggle or strife. :) 

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/27/07 at 3:12 pm

She said that since her parents are nervous that means she's nervous so it runs in the family.I know I can take care of her emotionally and physically but financially I can't right now.I will continue to give her money for gas when she drives again that's one way I'll be able to help her but anything else I can't,That's up to her Mother And Father.But she needs to support my goal and I'll support her goal.I gave her a reason to stick with me and to not look anywhere else on match or jmatch.Let's hope this relationship in 2007 lasts without any struggle or strife.    :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/28/07 at 7:28 am

What's happening to the Howard Fun Club? >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/21/07 at 10:28 pm

Howard Fun Club is back in business and I'm inducting Alan into it.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/21/07 at 10:37 pm


Howard Fun Club is back in business and I'm inducting Alan into it.  ;)



oh man, this could be dangerous! ;D :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/22/07 at 6:29 am



oh man, this could be dangerous! ;D :D


I know, I haven't seen this post in 7 months.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/22/07 at 8:19 am

Is there a subscription fee to join?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/22/07 at 8:23 am


Howard Fun Club is back in business and I'm inducting Alan into it.  ;)


Eat your heart out .... I'm not one of your fans!

However .... if you ask VERY nicely .... I might consider inducting you into MY fanclub !  :P :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/22/07 at 8:24 am


Eat your heart out .... I'm not one of your fans!

However .... if you ask VERY nicely .... I might consider inducting you into MY fanclub !  :P :D
You have a club for your fans?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/22/07 at 8:26 am


You have a club for your fans?


Who needs one? They're EVERYWHERE !  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/22/07 at 2:31 pm


Is there a subscription fee to join?


It's all FREE.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/22/07 at 2:31 pm


Eat your heart out .... I'm not one of your fans!

However .... if you ask VERY nicely .... I might consider inducting you into MY fanclub !  :P :D


The Alan Fun Club?  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/22/07 at 6:56 pm

I didn't know we had fan clubs out here!

Is it anything like A.A., or something?

"Hi, I'm Hawk, and I'm a Howard addict..."

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/22/07 at 7:07 pm


I didn't know we had fan clubs out here!

Is it anything like A.A., or something?

"Hi, I'm Hawk, and I'm a Howard addict..."


To be totally honest .. I didn't know this thread existed till about the time I posted in it ... yet it's obviously been around a year or two !  :-\\

Now, having found it .... I'm not so sure I'm glad ....  ::)  :-X

Hey, Howard .... you sure that guest who started this thread wasn't YOU under another name ? No?  ???  Ok, confess, how much did you pay him !  :P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/22/07 at 8:54 pm


Hey, Howard .... you sure that guest who started this thread wasn't YOU under another name ? No?  ???  Ok, confess, how much did you pay him !   :P


Was it fit-ty cent?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Brigitte on 10/22/07 at 9:03 pm

I am kinda afraid to ask but...Is there any free stuff for joining?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/22/07 at 9:11 pm


I am kinda afraid to ask but...Is there any free stuff for joining?


Depends.....d'ya want the picture of Howard in his Under-Roos, or the funny rubber statue of Howard riding a baguette from Au Bon Pain?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/22/07 at 9:24 pm


I am kinda afraid to ask but...Is there any free stuff for joining?


Boycott the 'Howard Fun Club'  >:( . Join the 'Mr. Mister' fan club.  :)  I bribe every new member with their OWN free virtual  fan !  ;D

http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_9979.png http://bestanimations.com/HomeOffice/Fans/Fan-06.-june.gif


Match that, Howard !  :P :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/23/07 at 12:20 am

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mnLgx1HuKkAuzejzbkF/SIG=133v4os4i/EXP=1193203019/**http%3A//www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/18/Howard_Dean_narrowweb__200x233.jpg

whoopsy daisy, wrong Howard  :-[

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/23/07 at 6:22 am


To be totally honest .. I didn't know this thread existed till about the time I posted in it ... yet it's obviously been around a year or two !  :-\\

Now, having found it .... I'm not so sure I'm glad ....  ::)  :-X

Hey, Howard .... you sure that guest who started this thread wasn't YOU under another name ? No?  ???  Ok, confess, how much did you pay him !   :P


I don't know who started this thread.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/23/07 at 6:23 am


I am kinda afraid to ask but...Is there any free stuff for joining?


I don't have any free stuff! >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/23/07 at 6:25 am


Depends.....d'ya want the picture of Howard in his Under-Roos, or the funny rubber statue of Howard riding a baguette from Au Bon Pain?


or a Creme De Fleur.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 10/23/07 at 2:54 pm


http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5mnLgx1HuKkAuzejzbkF/SIG=133v4os4i/EXP=1193203019/**http%3A//www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/02/18/Howard_Dean_narrowweb__200x233.jpg

whoopsy daisy, wrong Howard  :-[


I think we can teach Howard to do the "Dean Scream".

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/23/07 at 3:20 pm


I think we can teach Howard to do the "Dean Scream".
somebody please photoshop Howards face onto this pic  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 10/23/07 at 3:22 pm


somebody please photoshop Howards face onto this pic  :D


I don't have photoshop but Patty'll probably see that it gets done.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/24/07 at 2:13 am


I don't have photoshop but Patty'll probably see that it gets done.
oh yeah, Patty and Jason both have the necessary skills. that would be a good one and if we can also get a sound bite of the famous scream

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/24/07 at 6:58 am


somebody please photoshop Howards face onto this pic  :D


Please,By All means.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/24/07 at 8:13 am


Please,By All means.  ;D


As long as we keep it ALL about HOWARD .... and I understand EXACTLY where you are coming from (you bastard! ... how dare you take the attention away from ME  :P  ;) ;D).

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/24/07 at 8:01 pm

May I present:

"The Howard Fun Club Theme Song"

Who's the sex-crazed funster here? You know who you are!
H-o-dubbya, A-r-d, S-t-a-rr!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 10/24/07 at 8:47 pm


May I present:

"The Howard Fun Club Theme Song"

Who's the sex-crazed funster here? You know who you are!
H-o-dubbya, A-r-d, S-t-a-rr!


You forgot the over emphasized YEA!!! at the end. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/25/07 at 2:40 am

As if I can ever refuse a challenge...

http://www.marriedadults.com/howarddeanscreamaudio141jqd4.mp3

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/25/07 at 2:45 am


As if I can ever refuse a challenge...

http://www.marriedadults.com/howarddeanscreamaudio141jqd4.mp3
;D   ;D   ;D   ;D    you totally rock patty. that's perfect. 
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11312.0;attach=22207;image

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whoa!! I just noticed Howard and my avatar Freddie Mercury are looking very unusual together 

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/25/07 at 3:00 am

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11312.0;attach=22207;imagehttp://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_4987.png 




Maybe they were going to spar a few rounds...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/25/07 at 3:01 am


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11312.0;attach=22207;image

http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_4987.png 


Maybe they were going to spar a few rounds...
that or Howard was trying to imitate Freddie

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/25/07 at 3:15 am

That is a possibility...

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11312.0;attach=22209;imagehttp://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_4987.png

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/25/07 at 7:06 am


As if I can ever refuse a challenge...

http://www.marriedadults.com/howarddeanscreamaudio141jqd4.mp3


I wonder I'm saying in this photo? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/25/07 at 7:07 am


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=11312.0;attach=22207;imagehttp://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_4987.png 




Maybe they were going to spar a few rounds...


I'd kick his butt. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/25/07 at 7:34 am


I wonder I'm saying in this photo? ;D


There is an audio link in that very post of what you were saying.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/25/07 at 7:49 am


There is an audio link in that very post of what you were saying.  ;)



I heard it. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 10/25/07 at 1:49 pm


As if I can ever refuse a challenge...

http://www.marriedadults.com/howarddeanscreamaudio141jqd4.mp3


I love the Dean scream, thank you!!! :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/26/07 at 4:14 pm

Is everyone having FUN? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 10/26/07 at 6:54 pm


Is everyone having FUN? ;D



Nope, not until someone douses you with silly string then we'll be having FUN. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/26/07 at 11:36 pm

Wow that was incredibly cathartic.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/26/07 at 11:41 pm

Hey you guys, cut that out.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/27/07 at 4:43 am

Thank Gaud Howard isn't posted on the "Rocky Horror" thread!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/27/07 at 5:56 am


Thank Gaud Howard isn't posted on the "Rocky Horror" thread!
The Rocky Howard Thread?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/27/07 at 6:06 am


The Rocky Howard Thread?


The Rocky Howard Horror thread!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/27/07 at 6:09 am


The Rocky Howard Horror thread!
Horror? It will be a real shocker!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/27/07 at 6:13 am


Wow that was incredibly cathartic.


I look like I'm wearing a spider web. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/27/07 at 6:14 am


The Rocky Howard Horror thread!


Oh jeez,Don't tell me you're going to put my face on Frank N Furter's body? :o   ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/27/07 at 6:28 am


Oh jeez,Don't tell me you're going to put my face on Frank N Furter's body? :o   ;D
I have not seen anything of that nature yet.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/27/07 at 6:44 am


Thank Gaud Howard isn't posted on the "Rocky Horror" thread!



The Rocky Howard Thread?


Or the Rocky Howard ?





















http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/900/rockyhowardkv3.jpg

(Yeah, admittedly rank  amateur effort ... but I AM a rank  amateur ..  :-[  :P  ;D ).

Anyhow, if Howard ever gets to look like that .... I will call him 'Sir' .. and ask 'You wanted it when' ? Right away, right away ... just please don't hit me !  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/27/07 at 6:47 am


Or the Rocky Howard ?





















http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/900/rockyhowardkv3.jpg

(Yeah, admittedly rank  amateur effort ... but I AM a rank  amateur ..  :-[  :P  ;D ).

Anyhow, if Howard ever gets to look like that .... I will call him 'Sir' .. and ask 'You wanted it when' ? Right away, right away ... just please don't hit me !  :D
...and for Rocky Howard II?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 10/27/07 at 9:18 am


Hey you guys, cut that out.


Spoil sport.

*nails Max with silly string* ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/27/07 at 3:06 pm

is  The Howard Fun Club  really that much fun?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/27/07 at 3:42 pm


I have not seen anything of that nature yet.



Good,and I hope you don't.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/27/07 at 3:43 pm


Or the Rocky Howard ?





















http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/900/rockyhowardkv3.jpg

(Yeah, admittedly rank  amateur effort ... but I AM a rank  amateur ..  :-[  :P  ;D ).

Anyhow, if Howard ever gets to look like that .... I will call him 'Sir' .. and ask 'You wanted it when' ? Right away, right away ... just please don't hit me !  :D


I can't be that strong. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/27/07 at 3:44 pm


is  The Howard Fun Club  really that much fun?


up until the hot girls arrive.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/27/07 at 5:14 pm


up until the hot girls arrive.
does the fun stop when they arrive

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/28/07 at 2:22 am

Who's the leader of the club, that's made for you and me?

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xW3OCRHWCEBPzujzbkF/SIG=133smtfl8/EXP=1193642551/**http%3A//artfiles.art.com/images/-/Mickey-Mouse---Spotlight-Poster-C10289508.jpeg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/28/07 at 3:29 am

A little tired tonight, but I am still working on Howard Mouse

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/28/07 at 7:01 am


does the fun stop when they arrive



http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51kidthqXxL.jpg


Ah,Here comes one now..Come In Rebecca. ;)^

*drools*

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/28/07 at 7:02 am


A little tired tonight, but I am still working on Howard Mouse


You forgot the black nose.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/28/07 at 5:06 pm


A little tired tonight, but I am still working on Howard Mouse
that's excellent patty. thanks a bunch for making Howard look so cute  ;D 

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/28/07 at 5:14 pm

Rebecca looks a little underdressed to me.  ;D 

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/28/07 at 5:15 pm


that's excellent patty. thanks a bunch for making Howard look so cute  ;D 


You are quite welcome Mike.  Anytime.  :)  Glad you liked him.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/28/07 at 5:17 pm


Rebecca looks a little underdressed to me.   ;D 
I think she had clothes on until Howard undressed her with his eyes, that naughty boy. now I can see her as he does


You are quite welcome Mike.  Anytime.  :)  Glad you liked him.
I do like it, just what I was looking for, and sorry to request the photoshop work at a time where you were'nt feeling to energetic. I probably need to learn how to do it myself

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/28/07 at 9:21 pm

We need that photo of Howard dressed as "Frank N. Furter".

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/29/07 at 4:08 pm


We need that photo of Howard dressed as "Frank N. Furter".


I would love to see it myself. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/29/07 at 4:09 pm


I think she had clothes on until Howard undressed her with his eyes, that naughty boy. now I can see her as he does
I do like it, just what I was looking for, and sorry to request the photoshop work at a time where you were'nt feeling to energetic. I probably need to learn how to do it myself



Not my fault she's not wearing much clothes. ::) ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/30/07 at 2:17 am



Not my fault she's not wearing much clothes. ::) ;D
I'm sure she was wearing clothes before you started staring at her  ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/30/07 at 3:24 am


I'm sure she was wearing clothes before you started staring at her  ???


Maybe she didn't understand that there is a dress code for Howard Fun Club.  ;D

I should photoshop some clothes on the poor girl before she catches cold.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/30/07 at 6:56 am


I'm sure she was wearing clothes before you started staring at her  ???


No she arrived at my doorstep looking like that.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/30/07 at 6:57 am


Maybe she didn't understand that there is a dress code for Howard Fun Club.  ;D

I should photoshop some clothes on the poor girl before she catches cold.


You wouldn't want her boobs to catch cold. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/13/07 at 4:39 am

Is the membership of The Howard Fun Club diminishing?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 11/13/07 at 6:40 am


Is the membership of The Howard Fun Club diminishing?


No It's all free.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/13/07 at 6:40 pm

Dammit, where's Howard N. Furter? >:( ;D >:( :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 11/14/07 at 2:16 am


Dammit, where's Howard N. Furter? >:( ;D >:( :D


I think Howard misunderstood you and came dressed as a Nathan hot dog...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/14/07 at 3:53 am


I think Howard misunderstood you and came dressed as a Nathan hot dog...


Maybe, but Rocky Horror Howards would be better.

(That, and it would piss off the anti-Rocky people on this board... 8))

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 11/14/07 at 7:11 am


I think Howard misunderstood you and came dressed as a Nathan hot dog...



I am a big hot dog. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/02/08 at 10:30 pm

Let's compete to see who's club is better. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/02/08 at 11:30 pm


Let's compete to see who's club is better. ;D


I used to think this read "The Howard FAN club"  :-little  ego can handle that !  ;D 


'Mister's' always on the lookout for 'fun' here !




As for the 'better' club ?  :-\\  ... may the best person win ? ( as long as their first name is 'Mr' ... and their last name sounds the same ?  ??? ).  :P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/03/08 at 12:29 am


Rebecca looks a little underdressed to me.   ;D 


Rubbish....she's just right! :-*

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/03/08 at 4:19 am


Rebecca looks a little underdressed to me.   ;D 
Rebecca who?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/03/08 at 4:44 am



http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51kidthqXxL.jpg


Ah,Here comes one now..Come In Rebecca. ;)^

*drools*


This is Rebecca  :-*

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/03/08 at 6:54 am

Why don't we invite Rebecca into the Alan FUN club? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/03/08 at 6:55 am


Why don't we invite Rebecca into the Alan FUN club? ;D
Can she serve the drinks at the Happy Hour Bar?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/03/08 at 7:01 am

The penultimate post ......... before my '5000 th' ......... this is IT !  :o



How to celebrate . ........... WHERE to celebrate ..... WHAT to celebrate ........ what to say ?  ???




These are the imponderable ponderables !  :(




Will  there be fireworks ? Will there be a big explosion ? Will the world still be here ? Will any of us be here ?




??? :-\\ :\'(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/03/08 at 7:02 am


The penultimate post ......... before my '5000 th' ......... this is IT !  :o



How to celebrate . ........... WHERE to celebrate ..... WHAT to celebrate ........ what to say ?  ???




These are the imponderable ponderables !  :(




Will  there be fireworks ? Will there be a big explosion ? Will the world still be here ? Will any of us be here ?




??? :-\\ :\'(
I am waiting for the shockwaves of the explosion

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/03/08 at 7:09 am


I am waiting for the shockwaves of the explosion


.... and I am awaiting the 'promised' ? karma........ from a certain .......



Yeah..... also figuring that if it arrives .. . and I post another 5000 .......... I can 'earn' another one ! YAY ! 


:P ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/03/08 at 7:12 am


Can she serve the drinks at the Happy Hour Bar?



She sure can. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/03/08 at 7:13 am


I am waiting for the shockwaves of the explosion


shockwaves of explosion...IN MY PANTS. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/03/08 at 7:18 am


.... and I am awaiting the 'promised' ? karma........ from a certain .......



Yeah..... also figuring that if it arrives .. . and I post another 5000 .......... I can 'earn' another one ! YAY ! 


:P ;D




He's off the hook ! It did arrive ! (well, knock me over with a feather ?).  :o



I am looking forward to my 10,000 th post ?  8)



Alright ...... I MIGHT post in this thread again !  At no charge !  :P  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/03/08 at 7:20 am




He's off the hook ! It did arrive ! (well, knock me over with a feather ?).  :o



I am looking forward to my 10,000 th post ?  8)



Alright ...... I MIGHT post in this thread again !  At no charge !   :P  ;D



free of charge?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/03/08 at 7:27 am



free of charge?


Howard likes free ?  ??? I like free !  :)  We ALL like free !  8)




































http://eil.com/newgallery/Free-All-Right-Now-320421.jpg


Yep !  ::)    'Alright now !'      :P    ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/03/08 at 7:28 am


Howard likes free ?   ??? I like free !   :)  We ALL like free !   8)




































http://eil.com/newgallery/Free-All-Right-Now-320421.jpg


Yep !   ::)    'Alright now !'      :P    ;D
If not free, cheap?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/03/08 at 7:33 am


If not free, cheap?



Well there's cheap ... and then there's .......










































http://www.middleoftheroadpopgroup.com/images/seventies/chirpy_cheep_small.jpg
:-[ ::) :-[

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/04/08 at 5:51 am



Well there's cheap ... and then there's .......










































http://www.middleoftheroadpopgroup.com/images/seventies/chirpy_cheep_small.jpg
:-[ ::) :-[
That is cheap enough for me.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/04/08 at 6:13 am

I should rename this The Howard Birthday Club. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/04/08 at 6:24 am


I should rename this The Howard Birthday Club. ;D
It is tomorrow?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/04/08 at 6:25 am


It is tomorrow?


Yes and will be 34,would you believe it? Time goes by so quickly,I wish I was in my 20's.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/04/08 at 6:33 am


I should rename this The Howard Birthday Club. ;D




I do believe you are the only Howard on this board ? Does the thread then get much use if we only use it to celebrate your birthday once a year ? Or are we celebrating anyone's birthday in it ?  ???




In any case .... that would mean you got us into this thread under false pretences. Expect to hear from our lawyers !  >:(





































http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/20017.jpg/250px-20017.jpg
Shame Johnnie Cochran's no longer available !  :\'(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/04/08 at 4:14 pm

Birthday Cake tomorrow in the HFC. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/04/08 at 4:26 pm


Birthday Cake tomorrow in the HFC. :)


Can you fit ALL those candles on to your cake ? Are you bringing your own rocking chair ?  :P  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/04/08 at 4:27 pm


Can you fit ALL those candles on to your cake ? Are you bringing your own rocking chair ?   :P  ;D


No I don't have a rocking chair.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/04/08 at 4:59 pm


No I don't have a rocking chair.


???



YOU should !






http://www.websmileys.com/sm/music/musik22.gifHoward,The Jamminoldies Guy

http://www.websmileys.com/sm/cool/804.gifI Love Music!









So you can 'Rock on !'  :P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Bobby on 03/04/08 at 5:59 pm

Wow, a bit of a blast from the past here, lol - it must be because I replied to it about 3 years ago.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/04/08 at 6:11 pm


Wow, a bit of a blast from the past here, lol - it must be because I replied to it about 3 years ago.  ;D


Have you found your 'guest' post ?



BTW feel free to PM me ..... I'd be interested to know why you left before ....

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/05/08 at 2:10 am

Are there special offers on this day?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/05/08 at 7:10 am


Are there special offers on this day?


50% off of The Howard Fun Club.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/05/08 at 7:18 am


50% off of The Howard Fun Club.
Only if you apply on the day?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/05/08 at 7:27 am


Only if you apply on the day?


Yes I get to take 50% off...(No,Not that). ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/05/08 at 8:00 am


Yes I get to take 50% off...(No,Not that). ;D
Can I get to chose which 50% I can have off?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/06/08 at 7:20 am


Can I get to chose which 50% I can have off?


You mean,my 50% or your 50%?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/07/08 at 2:55 am


You mean,my 50% or your 50%?
The 50% of the costs for membership.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/07/08 at 2:58 am


The 50% of the costs for membership.


This conversation is getting confusing :-\\

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/07/08 at 3:10 am


This conversation is getting confusing :-\\
I wonder what Howard will make of this?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/07/08 at 6:13 am


I wonder what Howard will make of this?


Doesn't he get confused by the first  twentieth  post ?    ???  :-X

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/07/08 at 6:14 am


I wonder what Howard will make of this?

I'm guessing he'll only understand 50% of it........

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/07/08 at 6:22 am


I wonder what Howard will make of this?


I don't know,what do you want me to say?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/07/08 at 6:23 am


I don't know,what do you want me to say?
Give it a try.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/07/08 at 6:23 am


Doesn't he get confused by the first  twentieth   post ?    ???  :-X


or maybe thirtieth or fortieth post. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/07/08 at 6:24 am


Give it a try.


free birthday cake with every post you make. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/07/08 at 6:26 am


free birthday cake with every post you make. ;D


Yum yum !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/07/08 at 6:27 am


free birthday cake with every post you make. ;D
Is it a whole birthday cake or just a slice?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/07/08 at 6:29 am


Is it a whole birthday cake or just a slice?


A slice of cake(butter cream flavor).

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/07/08 at 6:31 am


A slice of cake(butter cream flavor).


Just stay away from MY cake you cheeky blighters....... >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/07/08 at 6:32 am


A slice of cake(butter cream flavor).


< Looks at beer gut ..... Yeah, Howard ..... I think I can find room ..... in THIS instance !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/07/08 at 6:33 am


< Looks at beer gut ..... Yeah, Howard ..... I think I can find room ..... in THIS instance !


Want some coffee too?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/07/08 at 6:33 am


Just stay away from MY cake you cheeky blighters....... >:(
Howard's cake has no strawberries on it.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/07/08 at 6:34 am


Howard's cake has no strawberries on it.


But it does have chocolate on it.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/07/08 at 6:36 am


Howard's cake has no strawberries on it.



I warned once already ...STAY AWAY FROM THE STRAWBERRIES!!!!!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/07/08 at 6:36 am


Want some coffee too?
...any tea available?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/07/08 at 6:37 am



I warned once already ...STAY AWAY FROM THE STRAWBERRIES!!!!!

The cream on your cake looks delicious?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/07/08 at 6:39 am


The cream on your cake looks delicious?


How do I remove someone else's cake post pic?  It's coming to the end of my birthday and I no longer wish to share my cake.

Sorry Howard for upsetting your fun club thread ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/07/08 at 6:41 am

Is there a picture of Howard's borithday cake?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/07/08 at 7:04 am


Is there a picture of Howard's borithday cake?


Gee, I'm sorry ..I must have eaten Howard's cake by mistake ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/07/08 at 7:04 am


Is there a picture of Howard's brithday cake?


Sorry,no pictures.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/07/08 at 7:05 am


...any tea available?


Sure,have a cup.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/07/08 at 7:22 am


Gee, I'm sorry ..I must have eaten Howard's cake by mistake ::)
Is there a picture of the empty plate?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/08/08 at 3:04 pm


Is there a picture of the empty plate?


probably a half a slice by now.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/11/08 at 5:06 am

There has not been much movement after we have all eaten Howard's birthday cake.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/11/08 at 5:13 am


There has not been much movement after we have all eaten Howard's birthday cake.


Poor Howard....there's not much movement!  ......(just a nasty rumour)......... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/11/08 at 5:14 am


Poor Howard....there's not much movement!  ......(just a nasty rumour)......... ;)
He needs another day to muster him up?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/11/08 at 5:24 am


He needs another day to muster him up?


Hmmm. there are a few subtle meanings for the word 'muster' ...in this case the meaning could be

.....to measure up to a certain standard; be adequate: Your grades don't pass muster.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/11/08 at 5:39 am


Hmmm. there are a few subtle meanings for the word 'muster' ...in this case the meaning could be

.....to measure up to a certain standard; be adequate: Your grades don't pass muster.




Harumph !  >:(


What you doing in THIS club gibbo ... and Phil ..... for that matter ....  ???





After Howard's comments in THAT club  >:( ....







Where's the dancing girls in this stupid club! >:(




I reckon we should ALL boycott THIS club !  >:(


This one just doesn't pass 'muster'. >:(





The one that does is    :) ....










'Muster Muster fan club !'  :P










  :D ;D :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/11/08 at 5:43 am




Harumph !   >:(


What you doing in THIS club gibbo ... and Phil ..... for that matter ....   ???





After Howard's comments in THAT club   >:( ....








I reckon we should ALL boycott THIS club !   >:(


This one just doesn't pass 'muster'. >:(





The one that does is    :) ....










'Muster Muster fan club !'   :P










  :D ;D :D
We shall muster there  instead.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/11/08 at 5:52 am


We shall muster there  instead.


Yay ! That' ll teach him.  >:(



Of course, we might occasionally take pity on him, and post in here too  ;)  :P  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/11/08 at 5:57 am


Yay ! That' ll teach him.   >:(



Of course, we might occasionally take pity on him, and post in here too   ;)  :P   ;D


I thought this was the 'Be kind to strange New York guy club'  ....You mean to say we are supposed to be having FUN?  To quote a really strange fellow....WHERE ARE THE DANCING GIRLS IN THIS STUPID CLUB?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/11/08 at 6:00 am


There has not been much movement after we have all eaten Howard's birthday cake.


I didn't like the cake anyway.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/11/08 at 6:01 am


I thought this was the 'Be kind to strange New York guy club'  ....You mean to say we are supposed to be having FUN?  To quote a really strange fellow....WHERE ARE THE DANCING GIRLS IN THIS STUPID CLUB?


Sorry,They were arrested. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/11/08 at 6:18 am


Sorry,They were arrested. ;D


Damn...they muster have been really good/bad girls.  ::)  Sorry I missed them..... :\'(

What else you got in here for your guests Howard. You know....to stop us defecting to another fun club.......

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/11/08 at 6:20 am


Damn...they muster have been really good/bad girls.  ::)   Sorry I missed them..... :\'(

What else you got in here for your guests Howard. You know....to stop us defecting to another fun club.......


nothing much at the moment.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/11/08 at 6:22 am


nothing much at the moment.


So now it's just 'The Howard Club'....doesn't have the same ring to it.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fungus Club

Written By: Howard on 03/11/08 at 6:22 am


So now it's just 'The Howard Club'....doesn't have the same ring to it.


See the new name above.^

Subject: Re: The Howard Fungus Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/11/08 at 6:24 am


See the new name above.^


Is it even safe to be typing to you?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fungus Club

Written By: Howard on 03/11/08 at 2:59 pm


Is it even safe to be typing to you?


Yes,no problem,Gibbo. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/11/08 at 6:02 pm

Is it fun you are after?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/12/08 at 6:05 am


Is it fun you are after?


I love fun.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/12/08 at 6:07 am


I love fun.
...or just seeking a good time?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/12/08 at 6:12 am


...or just seeking a good time?


A little bit of both. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/14/08 at 9:30 am

Hmmmm...... Guess there's noone here to have any fun with? :-[

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/14/08 at 9:53 am


Hmmmm...... Guess there's noone here to have any fun with? :-[
Yeap, totally empty here.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/14/08 at 10:03 am

Can I join the fan club?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/14/08 at 10:06 am


Can I join the fan club?
Can you cope with all the fun here?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/14/08 at 12:34 pm


Can you cope with all the fun here?


I can certainly try.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/14/08 at 12:41 pm


Can I join the fan club?


It'll cost ya.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/14/08 at 12:46 pm


It'll cost ya.
It is a fun club, not a fan club?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/14/08 at 1:02 pm


It is a fun club, not a fan club?


Sometimes money will cost you in order to have fun.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/14/08 at 1:08 pm


Sometimes money will cost you in order to have fun.
More money spent, the more fun will be had.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/14/08 at 3:29 pm


It'll cost ya.


I don't have a lot of money, but I can think of other forms of payment

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/14/08 at 3:31 pm


It'll cost ya.
Can  it be paid virtually?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/14/08 at 10:06 pm


I don't have a lot of money, but I can think of other forms of payment


How about it Howard?  All donations accepted?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/14/08 at 11:04 pm


Can I join the fan club?


Hey, what you doing in THIS club, Bill ? Oh .... I 'forgot' .... you two are an 'item' ...  :-X




Well, I'm definitely not as young as Howard  :-Be there or be square!

;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/15/08 at 7:00 am


How about it Howard?   All donations accepted?


25 dollar donation,all donations go to The Howard Fun Club Society where we help call girls get back on the streets again. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/15/08 at 7:00 am


Can  it be paid virtually?


Sure,why not.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/16/08 at 9:04 am


Sure,why not.
Virtually done then.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/16/08 at 9:05 am


Virtually done then.


Sounds like there's no REAL fun to be had here.......... :(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/16/08 at 9:07 am


Sounds like there's no REAL fun to be had here.......... :(




You've got to admire his audacity though ... to think he could take on THAT club !  :P ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/16/08 at 9:08 am


Sounds like there's no REAL fun to be had here.......... :(
The fun is only virtual.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/16/08 at 9:10 am


The fun is only virtual.



The laughs I've had in the past hour are not though ..... close to a heart attack !  :D ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/16/08 at 9:11 am



The laughs I've had in the past hour are not though ..... close to a heart attack !   :D ;D
You better take one of those little pills.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/16/08 at 9:11 am



The laughs I've had in the past hour are not though ..... close to a heart attack !   :D ;D


It's okay .......it's only a virtual heart attack!! ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/16/08 at 9:22 am


It's okay .......it's only a virtual heart attack!! ;D



I suspect tonight, I've probably laughed more than you, gents .....  :-[


Seem to be less manic now .... coming down, coming down. Think I could be up for another 20 odd mins or so, then call it a night. So much I really SHOULD be doing ...  :-X  :-[

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/16/08 at 10:19 am



I suspect tonight, I've probably laughed more than you, gents .....  :-[


Seem to be less manic now .... coming down, coming down. Think I could be up for another 20 odd mins or so, then call it a night. So much I really SHOULD be doing ...   :-X  :-[
A virtual goodnight to you.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/16/08 at 5:06 pm



The laughs I've had in the past hour are not though ..... close to a heart attack !   :D ;D


Have a heart attack in your club stay out of mine. >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/16/08 at 5:17 pm


Have a heart attack in your club stay out of mine. >:(


Dem's ^  'fighting words' ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/16/08 at 5:19 pm


Dem's ^  'fighting words' ?
Is this a health and safety issue?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/16/08 at 5:20 pm


Dem's ^  'fighting words' ?


You wanna fight for the better club? >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/16/08 at 5:22 pm


You wanna fight for the better club? >:(


No contest ! I declare, 'no contest' !  :P ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/16/08 at 5:23 pm


No contest ! I declare, 'no contest' !  :P ;D


Wanna make this one club and call it The Alan Howard Fun Club? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/16/08 at 5:33 pm


Wanna make this one club and call it The Alan Howard Fun Club? ;D

http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gifSee, he threw in the towel VERY quickly. Knew he was on a hiding to nothing !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/17/08 at 6:08 am


http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/secret.gifSee, he threw in the towel VERY quickly. Knew he was on a hiding to nothing !


I don't give up that easily.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/17/08 at 6:13 am

When does the fun start?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/17/08 at 4:47 pm


When does the fun start?


8 Oclock tonight but I'll be offline at that time.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/18/08 at 7:13 am


8 Oclock tonight but I'll be offline at that time.
So you will not be here for the fun?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/18/08 at 7:16 am


So you will not be here for the fun?



Well I'm here now.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/18/08 at 7:17 am



Well I'm here now.
...but it is not 8 Oclock tonight

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/18/08 at 7:18 am


...but it is not 8 Oclock tonight


That was last night.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/18/08 at 7:21 am

So am I ...






So ... where 's the fun ?  http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/images/smilies/sleepy.gif

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/18/08 at 7:23 am


So am I ...






So ... where 's the fun ?   http://www.xtremepccentral.com/forums/images/smilies/sleepy.gif




http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefchtN9HgNcA8T.jzbkF/SIG=12cdcqgpn/EXP=1205929377/**http%3A//www.boozecrew.com/camgirls/023/cam-whores-003.jpg


She's right here. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/18/08 at 8:55 am




http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefchtN9HgNcA8T.jzbkF/SIG=12cdcqgpn/EXP=1205929377/**http%3A//www.boozecrew.com/camgirls/023/cam-whores-003.jpg


She's right here. ;)


ewwww, girls... i don't like this club  8-P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/18/08 at 9:02 am




http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefchtN9HgNcA8T.jzbkF/SIG=12cdcqgpn/EXP=1205929377/**http%3A//www.boozecrew.com/camgirls/023/cam-whores-003.jpg


She's right here. ;)


It's okay Howard...she's the only thing keeping me here!!!  Bill will have to find SOMEONE else in here to have fun with........

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/18/08 at 9:20 am


ewwww, girls... i don't like this club  8-P


There you are Bill ! SEE ?


My clubs meant for ALL fun loving people, with no prejudice ..... and it's all laid on. What you got here ? Not a lot !














http://www.zincmedia.com.au/ebay/images/closing_down1.gif
Definitely not much fun in HERE !

















http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/cbo/lowres/cbon41l.jpg
"I gotta go ! Which way to the 'Mister' club ?



:P







:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/18/08 at 1:57 pm


That was last night.
I missed it!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/19/08 at 6:33 am


ewwww, girls... i don't like this club  8-P


Shut up,this is my club not yours. >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/19/08 at 6:37 am


Shut up,this is my club not yours. >:(


Yeah...you tell him Howard. I'll provide back up if you need it..... but if you two start anything too freaky...I'm outta here!  :-\\

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 03/19/08 at 6:52 am


Shut up,this is my club not yours. >:(

Isn't male bonding lovely
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g83/Miss-Murder666/Avatars/thgilmoregirls2.gif

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/19/08 at 6:58 am


Isn't male bonding lovely
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g83/Miss-Murder666/Avatars/thgilmoregirls2.gif



and Bill wanted to bond SO badly !  :\'(










He was even prepared to whip up his own 'super glue' !  :\'(  :P  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 03/19/08 at 7:08 am



and Bill wanted to bond SO badly !  :\'(










He was even prepared to whip up his own 'super glue' !   :\'(  :P  :D

I think Howard would rather be Super Glued to this :)
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x309/UMxxx/Wall-SPG-Wonder.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/19/08 at 7:14 am

I wouldn't mind being in a 'sticky situation' with her ^  either !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 03/19/08 at 7:28 am


I wouldn't mind being in a 'sticky situation' with her ^  either !

Sticky situation like blowing Bubbles http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb300/2crunkk/bubblegumlove.gif :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/19/08 at 3:06 pm


I think Howard would rather be Super Glued to this :)
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x309/UMxxx/Wall-SPG-Wonder.jpg


She can "glue" me anytime. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/19/08 at 3:14 pm



http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o75/wsmith4/IMG_39932.jpg

he can "glue" me anytime. ;)


I knew it!!!!!  Name the time & place.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/19/08 at 3:24 pm


I knew it!!!!!  Name the time & place.


Could you please get your face out of my club? This is not The Bill Fun Club! ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/19/08 at 3:25 pm


Could you please get your face out of my club? This is not The Bill Fun Club! ::)


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ae/SMirC-cry.svg/320px-SMirC-cry.svg.png

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/19/08 at 3:30 pm


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ae/SMirC-cry.svg/320px-SMirC-cry.svg.png


I'm sorry Billy you can come back.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/19/08 at 3:32 pm


I'm sorry Billy you can come.  ;)


Ok  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/19/08 at 3:33 pm


Ok  ;D



Why must you change my words around?  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: snozberries on 03/19/08 at 4:31 pm

Hey howard I didn't know you had a fan club too.... now I feel left out!

Where's my damn fan club!




Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/20/08 at 7:08 am


Hey howard I didn't know you had a fan club too.... now I feel left out!

Where's my damn fan club!








How about making one called The Snoz Club ? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/20/08 at 7:09 am

Why is Alan's called Fan Club and mine is called Fun Club? ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/20/08 at 7:15 am

Actually , mine is probably more of a 'fun' club than yours.  :P    ;D    However,  my ego being what it is (shy, retiring and modest  ::)  ) .... I thought it best not to point that out to Snoz ... the founding member. Yeah, I COULD      live with 'fun' club .... but 'FAN' club .................... I'm  STILL having orgasms over that !  :P                       














:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/20/08 at 7:20 am

You should have more fun than me. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 03/20/08 at 7:39 am

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg95/tattooed_millionaires/funclubbanner.jpg

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff238/ronaldo163/330036016712395hk9.gif

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/20/08 at 7:46 am



http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff238/ronaldo163/330036016712395hk9.gif


Well, that's maybe 30% or so of the board gone (neutrals ? 20% ? ) ........so,  I have more or less forgotten THEM !




Let the GOOD times  roll !    :P  :D


Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/21/08 at 2:30 pm

Are we having FUN or What?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/21/08 at 3:11 pm


Hey howard I didn't know you had a fan club too.... now I feel left out!

Where's my damn fan club!








Sorry, Q....you would have a club ............ if somebody liked you. ;D


Okay... I won't even wait to feel guilty about that one.....SORRY Q....I'm SORRY!  :\'(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/21/08 at 3:22 pm


Are we having FUN or What?
...as much fun as we can muster.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/21/08 at 3:27 pm


Are we having FUN or What?



Hey, reading back-posts, you actually ARE having some fun here. Who would've thought ...........as soon as I don't come here for a day....fun starts!  I won't take it too personally though.  Well done Howard....with the help of some pretty sick friends you now have FUN.  ;D :D ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/21/08 at 3:29 pm

Howard always makes his club fun.  He has a reputation to uphold and he takes fun very seriously.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/21/08 at 3:31 pm



Hey, reading back-posts, you actually ARE having some fun here. Who would've thought ...........as soon as I don't come here for a day....fun starts!  I won't take it too personally though.  Well done Howard....with the help of some pretty sick friends you now have FUN.  ;D :D ;)
Now that the fun is starting, Howard leaves!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/21/08 at 3:33 pm


Now that the fun is starting, Howard leaves!


He's never been one for snack time.  Pretzels and beer, anyone???? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/21/08 at 3:35 pm


He's never been one for snack time.  Pretzels and beer, anyone???? ;D


Sorry ...don't drink until 7.00 am (it's my ONLY rule). Only 6.35 am here now...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/21/08 at 3:36 pm


He's never been one for snack time.  Pretzels and beer, anyone???? ;D
Beer yes, are Pretzels safe to eat?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/21/08 at 3:36 pm


Sorry ...don't drink until 7.00 am (it's my ONLY rule). Only 6.35 am here now...
...only 25 minutes of clod turkey ahead.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/21/08 at 4:12 pm


...only 25 minutes of clod turkey ahead.


Pretzels AND beer time.....yah!!!  What a lavish breakfast!  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/21/08 at 4:14 pm


Pretzels AND beer time.....yah!!!  What a lavish breakfast!  :D
Have you started yet?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/21/08 at 6:26 pm


Beer yes, are Pretzels safe to eat?


Of course they are.  They're safer than what you get at a Sports Bar. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/21/08 at 6:27 pm


Pretzels AND beer time.....yah!!!  What a lavish breakfast!  :D


Didn't think you'd mind too much.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/21/08 at 6:30 pm


Didn't think you'd mind too much.


Are there any sausage rolls in here (with tomato/ketchup sauce)?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/21/08 at 6:33 pm


Are there any sausage rolls in here (with tomato/ketchup sauce)?


Yes Sir, I believe there are.  Howard was also kind enough to leave me some Mac and Cheese.  What a great club leader he is. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/21/08 at 7:06 pm


Are there any sausage rolls in here (with tomato/ketchup sauce)?
More food available?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/21/08 at 7:43 pm


More food available?


Yes, Howard makes sure the fridge and cupboards are stocked.  Gotta justify the membership dues somehow.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/21/08 at 7:51 pm


Yes, Howard makes sure the fridge and cupboards are stocked.  Gotta justify the membership dues somehow.


Those dues ... Howard keeps putting them right up.  >:(  You'd think he was a king or, something ! Who DOES he think he is ? Jesus ? 'King of the dues ? !'  ::)  :P  :D




P.S. Yes, I do realise Howard is due-ish.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/21/08 at 7:55 pm


Those dues ... Howard keeps putting them right up.  >:(  You'd think he was a king or, something ! Who DOES he think he is ? Jesus ? 'King of the dues ? !'  ::)  :P  :D




P.S. Yes, I do realise Howard is due-ish.  ;D


Well, he does buy the name brand Mac&Cheese instead of the cheap crap.  Don't think he's Jesus King of the Dues, he has no personal ties with the Republican Party.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/21/08 at 8:01 pm


Yes, Howard makes sure the fridge and cupboards are stocked.  Gotta justify the membership dues somehow.


Looks like you must be a regular in this club. What were the 'dues' for the previous year ?  ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/21/08 at 8:08 pm


Looks like you must be a regular in this club. What were the 'dues' for the previous year ?  ???


I think he called it "Charitable Contribution".  Now it's $60 a year.  Smart guy, the Charitable Contribution thing was too open ended.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/21/08 at 8:20 pm


I think he called it "Charitable Contribution".  Now it's $60 a year.  Smart guy, the Charitable Contribution thing was too open ended.


Don't use the term 'open ended' with Howard. He gets nervous when Bill's in here ...or is that ..in there?  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/21/08 at 8:22 pm


Don't use the term 'open ended' with Howard. He gets nervous when Bill's in here ...or is that ..in there?  ;)


Oh, I forgot about that.  Howard would go into a total panic. :-\\

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/21/08 at 8:34 pm


Oh, I forgot about that.  Howard would go into a total panic. :-\\


I suspect Bill likes it when his 'significant others'  :-*  'lose control'  :o  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/21/08 at 8:38 pm


I suspect Bill likes it when his 'significant others'  :-*  'lose control'  :o  ;)  ;D


Well if I was a gay guy I'd probably have the same attitude.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/21/08 at 8:39 pm


I suspect Bill likes it when his 'significant others'   :-*  'lose control'   :o  ;)  ;D


Howard's got chills ....they're multipyin'.....

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/21/08 at 8:43 pm


Howard's got chills ....they're multipyin'.....


He'd better shape up ! He's been presented a 'bill' who's expecting his 'dues' ..... though he'll settle for the singular ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/21/08 at 8:48 pm


He'd better shape up ! He's been presented a 'bill' who's expecting his 'dues' ..... though he'll settle for the singular ?


Hope it's not a duck bill ....that could be painful!  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/21/08 at 10:16 pm


Now that the fun is starting, Howard leaves!


I logged out for the day.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/22/08 at 9:00 am


I logged out for the day.
Finding you fun elsewhere?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: snozberries on 03/22/08 at 1:43 pm



Sorry, Q....you would have a club ............ if somebody liked you. ;D


Okay... I won't even wait to feel guilty about that one.....SORRY Q....I'm SORRY!  :\'(



AW and I just gave you karma.....Take it back! oh look at that you did  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/22/08 at 10:26 pm


Finding you fun elsewhere?


At Pathmark where 2 of the women at work are flirting with me.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/23/08 at 12:57 am


Yes Sir, I believe there are.  Howard was also kind enough to leave me some Mac and Cheese.  What a great club leader he is. :)


There was Macaroni and Cheese?  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/1luvu.gif And I missed it?  :\'( Damn.  >:(  I should learn to read faster.  :(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/23/08 at 1:17 am


There was Macaroni and Cheese?  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/01/1luvu.gif And I missed it?  :\'( Damn.  >:(  I should learn to read faster.  :(


Well, I've just finished a Hawaiian pizza, so no longer hungry. Here you go, Patty !  :)

















http://arkansassongbird.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/mac_cheese_110206_300.jpg

However ( Free plug ! Free plug ! Don't forget the OTHER club .... where there is generally PLENTY of food, drink, men, women, happy people. THE club that looks after it's patrons .... unlike some OTHERS which will not be named here ! I' m sure I can't even think of such a club ! ).  :-X





:P





:D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/23/08 at 1:22 am

Yum!  Thanks.  I'm starving.  Being on a diet is hell.  So I'll take all the virtual food I can get. 

OK, off to the other fun fan club to gorge there too.  (I'm such a glutton)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/23/08 at 5:29 am

Mac And Cheese In The HFC,very nice. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/23/08 at 8:55 am


Mac And Cheese In The HFC,very nice. ;D
Any Easter Eggs?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/23/08 at 4:53 pm


Any Easter Eggs?


colored ones.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/24/08 at 11:10 am


colored ones.
Painted?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/24/08 at 4:35 pm


Painted?


multi colored eggs.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: snozberries on 03/24/08 at 7:42 pm


Painted?


probably closer to dyed....with food coloring.


Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/24/08 at 10:58 pm

Found a plastic Easter egg in the hallway today.  Easter bunny musta been late to my house.  :\'(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/08 at 4:05 am


Found a plastic Easter egg in the hallway today.  Easter bunny musta been late to my house.   :\'(
Naughty Easter Bunny!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/25/08 at 4:25 am


Naughty Easter Bunny!


Perhaps he was the same bunny in Alice in Wonderland who was always "I'm late!  I'm late for a very important date!"

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/08 at 4:27 am


Perhaps he was the same bunny in Alice in Wonderland who was always "I'm late!  I'm late for a very important date!"
..or the Easter Bunny could be far too early for Easter next year?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/25/08 at 6:36 am

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2369/1813280512_6d335ac9ce.jpg?v=0

Boy,He's a real naughty bunny! ;D ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/25/08 at 6:37 am


Found a plastic Easter egg in the hallway today.  Easter bunny musta been late to my house.   :\'(


The yolk's on you. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/08 at 6:40 am


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2369/1813280512_6d335ac9ce.jpg?v=0

Boy,He's a real naughty bunny! ;D ;)
Naughty Naughty!!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/08 at 6:41 am


The yolk's on you. ;D
"I started a yolk, which started the whole world crying,
But I didnt see that the yolk was on me, oh no."

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/25/08 at 6:42 am


Naughty Naughty!!


The bunny must've had a good time spanking her. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/25/08 at 6:47 am


The bunny must've had a good time spanking her. ;D


I would be VERY happy with THAT  role !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/25/08 at 7:13 am


I would be VERY happy with THAT  role !


and I know I would too. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/08 at 7:17 am


and I know I would too. ;)
Dressed in an Easter Bunny costume?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/25/08 at 7:17 am


and I know I would too. ;)


One cheek for me, one for you. She'll  have very toasty buns !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/25/08 at 7:18 am


One cheek for me, one for you. She'll  have very toasty buns !


I'm not sharing! >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/25/08 at 7:19 am


Dressed in an Easter Bunny costume?


It'd be so hot in that costume that I might have to take it off. :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/08 at 7:21 am


It'd be so hot in that costume that I might have to take it off. :o
You will have to keep the Bunny's head on.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/25/08 at 7:46 am


It'd be so hot in that costume that I might have to take it off. :o


go ahead, take it all off.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/25/08 at 8:08 am


go ahead, take it all off.


He's gotta keep you happy, right, Bill ?





















http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5204/how2yw2.jpg
"Off Howard ! He said ALL off ! "  >:(











:P






:D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/25/08 at 8:12 am


He's gotta keep you happy, right, Bill ?





















http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5204/how2yw2.jpg
"Off Howard ! He said ALL off ! "   >:(











:P






:D


That was OFF........ 8-P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/25/08 at 8:18 am


That was OFF........ 8-P


I suspect Howard could be in agreement with you on that one ..... but as for Bill ?    ::)  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/25/08 at 8:23 am


I suspect Howard could be in agreement with you on that one ..... but as for Bill ?    ::)   ;D



Remember the name on the marquee .....The Howard Fun Club...NOT ...The Bill Fun Club!  But having said that...I'm sure Howard fits the Bill.. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/25/08 at 8:28 am



Remember the name on the marquee .....The Howard Fun Club...NOT ...The Bill Fun Club!  But having said that...I'm sure Howard fits the Bill.. ;)


Perhaps the 'Bill' would like to fit the 'Howard'  ?    ???  :o    ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/25/08 at 8:48 am


Perhaps the 'Bill' would like to fit the 'Howard'  ?    ???   :o     ;D


Yes...it could be a good fit either way.... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/25/08 at 8:50 am

I guess I asked for it...

I think I'd rather see Mr. Mister in that state... hmmm.. decisions, decisions...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/25/08 at 8:52 am


Yes...it could be a good fit either way.... ;)


Innuendo .... or in HIS 'endo'  ?    ???  :o    :P    ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/25/08 at 8:54 am


Innuendo .... or in HIS 'endo'  ?    ???   :o    :P    ;D


So exactly HOW do you ask for The Bill in this club without getting a banana split for desert ?  :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/25/08 at 8:57 am


So exactly HOW do you ask for The Bill in this club without getting a banana split for desert ?  :o


They reckon 'penis colada' is a very popular drink here (?)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/25/08 at 9:09 am


They reckon 'penis colada' is a very popular drink here (?)



Hmmmm.....think I'll just order a beer!  ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/25/08 at 9:14 am


They reckon 'penis colada' is a very popular drink here (?)


my very favorite drink.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/25/08 at 9:15 am


my very favorite drink.


Yeah ......all frothy on top.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/25/08 at 9:16 am


Yeah ......all frothy on top.   ;)


LOL true... and I can't tell you how many times I've had the need for a nice, stiff drink

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/25/08 at 9:20 am


LOL true... and I can't tell you how many times I've had the need for a nice, stiff drink


'Stiff' being the operative word. Well, at least, FORMERLY 'stiff' !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/25/08 at 9:21 am


LOL true... and I can't tell you how many times I've had the need for a nice, stiff drink


Yes, I know I've heard....but inserting that straw could be really painful.... ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/25/08 at 9:25 am


Yes, I know I've heard....but inserting that straw could be really painful.... ;D


Yikes! I just got chills.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/25/08 at 9:31 am


Yes, I know I've heard....but inserting that straw could be really painful.... ;D


Hence the expression 'the last straw' ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/25/08 at 9:32 am


Hence the expression 'the last straw' ?



Well it DID break the camel's back. Imagine what it could do to a ............ :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/08 at 9:35 am


Hence the expression 'the last straw' ?
Does a plastic straw last longer?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/25/08 at 9:41 am


Does a plastic straw last longer?



....and is the straw actually longer?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/25/08 at 9:42 am


Does a plastic straw last longer?


It might, but  me ..... I'm fading fast. Maybe another 5 to 10 mins, then .... zzz ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/08 at 9:44 am



....and is the straw actually longer?
Oliver Twist pulled a famous short straw.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/25/08 at 9:44 am


It might, but  me ..... I'm fading fast. Maybe another 5 to 10 mins, then .... zzz ?


I'm with you......er...well no...not actually WITH you.. :o

You know what I mean.......... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/25/08 at 9:45 am


Oliver Twist pulled a famous short straw.


Perhaps Oliver only NEEDED a short straw........

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/25/08 at 9:52 am


It might, but  me ..... I'm fading fast. Maybe another 5 to 10 mins, then .... zzz ?


sweet dreams

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/25/08 at 9:56 am


sweet dreams



You can dream about me (?) ... if you can't hold me tonight ?    ???





Ooh ! What a 'heart'  man !  :-*    :P  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 03/25/08 at 9:59 am



You can dream about me (?) ... if you can't hold me tonight ?    ???





Ooh ! What a 'heart'  man !   :-*    :P  ;D


I do think you have reached the end when you can make a Dan Hartman pun....... :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/08 at 9:59 am


sweet dreams
...are made of this....

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/25/08 at 10:00 am



You can dream about me (?) ... if you can't hold me tonight ?    ???





Ooh ! What a 'heart'  man !   :-*    :P  ;D
Night Night!!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/25/08 at 10:01 am



You can dream about me (?) ... if you can't hold me tonight ?    ???





Ooh ! What a 'heart'  man !   :-*    :P  ;D


:*

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/25/08 at 10:04 am


I do think you have reached the end when you can make a Dan Hartman pun....... :o


Glad you got it .


Well, I'm sure Bill would agree that a 'Hartman' is  .... good to find ?  (Even if he IS a 'Desperate DAN'  :P  :D ).

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/26/08 at 6:56 am


go ahead, take it all off.


On second thought,I'll keep it on.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/26/08 at 6:57 am


He's gotta keep you happy, right, Bill ?





















http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5204/how2yw2.jpg
"Off Howard ! He said ALL off ! "   >:(











:P






:D


No I don't. 8-P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/26/08 at 7:50 am


No I don't. 8-P


See what I mean Bill ?  ???


I rest my case.  :-X



In THAT club .... the host works to satisfy your desires.  8)  In THIS club ......... almost EVERYTHING is too much trouble.  ::)



He couldn't even be bothered to remove his 'loin cloth' on your account  !  ::)  I ask you ....    :P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/26/08 at 8:47 am


See what I mean Bill ?   ???


I rest my case.  :-X



In THAT club .... the host works to satisfy your desires.  8)  In THIS club ......... almost EVERYTHING is too much trouble.  ::)



He couldn't even be bothered to remove his 'loin cloth' on your account  !   ::)   I ask you ....     :P


I know... I think I'm changing my membership to your club.  More fun there...  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/26/08 at 8:51 am


I know... I think I'm changing my membership to your club.  More fun there...  ::)




Much prettier host too... and immensely modest, to boot !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/27/08 at 5:13 pm


http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefNeAuxHLRUBohujzbkF/SIG=12gn5cnu0/EXP=1206735838/**http%3A//www.creativesoncall.com/galleryUpload/girls_small.jpg

I've invited some call girls. ;)



Don't anybody tell Howard about this ......





http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=31303.msg1594239#msg1594239





:D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/28/08 at 6:21 am

How'd they get in this club,Did you pay them $1,000?  ::)

I'm also inviting Kristin Davis.

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/03/28/amd_davis.jpg
;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/28/08 at 8:32 am


http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefNeAuxHLRUBohujzbkF/SIG=12gn5cnu0/EXP=1206735838/**http%3A//www.creativesoncall.com/galleryUpload/girls_small.jpg

I've invited some call girls. ;)


I sure hope that the girls that are in this picture don't stumble across this thread, seeing that you called them "working girls".  :o  They certainally don't seem like the average looking ladies of the evening that I've ever seen.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 03/28/08 at 8:35 am


I sure hope that the girls that are in this picture don't stumble across this thread, seeing that you called them "working girls".  :o  They certainally don't seem like the average looking ladies of the evening that I've ever seen.


Ooh ! Think I'm gonna enjoy watching Howard squirm his way out of this one !  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/28/08 at 12:53 pm


http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefNeAuxHLRUBohujzbkF/SIG=12gn5cnu0/EXP=1206735838/**http%3A//www.creativesoncall.com/galleryUpload/girls_small.jpg

I've invited some call girls. ;)
Which one works and which one do you call?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/28/08 at 3:11 pm


Which one works and which one do you call?


They all work and you call everyone.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/04/08 at 5:34 am


They all work and you call everyone.
They have all gone now.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/04/08 at 6:17 am


I sure hope that the girls that are in this picture don't stumble across this thread, seeing that you called them "working girls".   :o  They certainally don't seem like the average looking ladies of the evening that I've ever seen.


You know...I was thinking the exact same thing.... :o  But they could be just normal working girls who dropped in to the club (on their way home from their 'office' work, of course) and are having a few quiet drinks and a chat..........There, that should save Misters bacon......

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/04/08 at 6:18 am


You know...I was thinking the exact same thing.... :o   But they could be just normal working girls who dropped in to the club (on their way home from their 'office' work, of course) and are having a few quiet drinks and a chat..........There, that should save Misters bacon......
...creating his alibi?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/04/08 at 6:23 am


...creating his alibi?


I can only work so many miracles......... ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/04/08 at 6:41 am


They have all gone now.


must be on their job now. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/04/08 at 6:42 am


http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_2IE_ZHTJkAu6OjzbkF/SIG=12941lm7j/EXP=1207395592/**http%3A//img.aftonbladet.se/noje/0603/21/kristin210.jpg

This was the wrong Kristin Davis I invited into the Howard Fun Club,The Kristin Davis I want is a page back. ;D
Which Kristin Davis should you have invited?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/04/08 at 6:44 am


Which Kristin Davis should you have invited?


The call girl.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/04/08 at 6:46 am


The call girl.



I never thought I'd say this but I didn't like that blonde Kristin Davis ....she doesn't look quite right???  :-\\

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/04/08 at 6:47 am



I never thought I'd say this but I didn't like that blonde Kristin Davis ....she doesn't look quite right???  :-\\


So,you like the one from Sex And The City? ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/04/08 at 6:50 am


So,you like the one from Sex And The City? ;)
Never watched it.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/04/08 at 6:51 am


So,you like the one from Sex And The City? ;)


That particular picture is okay but ....no, I don't like her much either.... ???

But in my case...beggars can't be choosers.... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/04/08 at 7:38 am


That particular picture is okay but ....no, I don't like her much either.... ???

But in my case...beggars can't be choosers.... ;)


and I choose to beg.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/04/08 at 10:12 am


So,you like the one from Sex And The City? ;)
Was Sex And The City set in New York?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/05/08 at 6:26 am


So,you like the one from Sex And The City? ;)
Why was it always shown late on tv?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: danootaandme on 04/05/08 at 6:28 am


Never watched it.


It was a huge hit over here, I tried it but couldn't understand the hubbub.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/05/08 at 7:03 am


Why was it always shown late on tv?



Yes it was set in New York and shown at 11pm.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/06/08 at 5:38 am

How hard are you tonight (?) .......... 'How hard' ?

Hopefully, a bit of a droop when you see the prostrate 'Bill' ?



Well HE might disagree ..... but ..........  :-X            :P    :D        ;D 

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/06/08 at 5:41 am


How hard are you tonight (?) .......... 'How hard' ?

Hopefully, a bit of a droop when you see the prostrate 'Bill' ?



Well HE might disagree ..... but ..........   :-X            :P     :D         ;D 


http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/spitzeragain_1705.jpg

I'll take her anytime. ;D ;) ^

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/06/08 at 5:46 am


http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/spitzeragain_1705.jpg

I'll take her anytime. ;D ;) ^



Poor Bill. He WILL be 'heartbroken' .    :\'(











Especially when he's 'competing' with somebody ... who looks about as attractive as a 'blow up doll'  !  :\'(      :P      :D          ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/06/08 at 5:48 am



Poor Bill. He WILL be 'heartbroken' .     :\'(











Especially when he's 'competing' with somebody ... who looks about as attractive as a 'blow up doll'  !   :\'(      :P      :D          ;D


So I happen to like blow up dolls,any thing wrong with that?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/06/08 at 5:50 am


So I happen to like blow up dolls,any thing wrong with that?


No, nothing. Hope you have a 'bicycle repair kit' standing by ?   

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/06/08 at 5:53 am


So I happen to like blow up dolls,any thing wrong with that?


Terrorist!!!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/06/08 at 5:55 am


No, nothing. Hope you have a 'bicycle repair kit' standing by ?   


No,I blew her by mouth,You know how hard it is to blow one up,you wind up running out of breath afterwards. ::) ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/06/08 at 5:59 am


No,I blew her by mouth,You know how hard it is to blow one up,you wind up running out of breath afterwards. ::) ;D





Adds a whole new dimension to that 'Berlin' song ............ 'Take my breath away' !      :P          ;D   

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: snozberries on 04/06/08 at 1:05 pm


Why was it always shown late on tv?



you forget the US for all its talk about free speech is still quite prudish and conservative.  Sex and the City was about four single women in NYC who really enjoyed sex...it wasn't porn or anything but they talked about it a lot and had it alot.... not what the FCC would like to see on regular TV so it aired on HBO..... edited versions air on regular television.. I don't watch those because what's the point if you edit all the good stuff out. I have the DVDs and love Seasons 1 - 3 well maybe 4.  Season 5 sucked and season 6 well that kinda sucked too... plus it was really really short. I will be there for the film when it's released!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/06/08 at 4:39 pm





Adds a whole new dimension to that 'Berlin' song ............ 'Take my breath away' !       :P           ;D     


She took MY breath away.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/06/08 at 5:09 pm



you forget the US for all its talk about free speech is still quite prudish and conservative.  Sex and the City was about four single women in NYC who really enjoyed sex...it wasn't porn or anything but they talked about it a lot and had it alot.... not what the FCC would like to see on regular TV so it aired on HBO.....



You can see naked bodies on Australian 'free to air' tv ...... and I've heard the 'C' word used too ! (E.g. .. Silence of lambs movie).



Maybe that partly explains why I'm such a 'rough diamond' here ?  :-[ :-[  :(


I USED to be a nice 'mummy's' boy ......


These days, I'm bad, bad, BAD !  >:(      :P      ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/06/08 at 5:09 pm

We need more fun here. >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/06/08 at 5:17 pm


We need more fun here. >:(


http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/Wolfius/funny.gif

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg253/BlueberryTreesPictures/FUNTIME.gif

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/07/08 at 6:34 am


http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b76/Wolfius/funny.gif

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg253/BlueberryTreesPictures/FUNTIME.gif


Let everyone have Fun. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/07/08 at 8:34 am


http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/spitzeragain_1705.jpg

I'll take her anytime. ;D ;) ^


That is one of the ugliest call girls I've ever seen. 8-P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/07/08 at 8:36 am


That is one of the ugliest call girls I've ever seen. 8-P


Yeah ...there's something very not right about that person.  :o 8-P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/07/08 at 8:41 am


Yeah ...there's something very not right about that person.  :o 8-P


She's got that pancake, funeral home make-up thing going.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/07/08 at 8:41 am


Yeah ...there's something very not right about that person.   :o 8-P
The eyes do not look right.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/07/08 at 8:42 am


The eyes do not look right.


You're right.  They look artificial. :-\\

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/07/08 at 8:44 am


You're right.  They look artificial. :-\\


Too much botox......

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/07/08 at 8:47 am


Too much botox......


She looks more living impaired than Charleston. :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/07/08 at 8:48 am


She looks more living impaired than Charleston. :o


Don't make me think of that image.......still making me laugh.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/07/08 at 8:49 am


Too much botox......
In the eyes?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/07/08 at 8:51 am


Don't make me think of that image.......still making me laugh.  ;D


Running Charlton Heston jokes. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/07/08 at 8:52 am


In the eyes?


I was thinking more of glass eyes.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/07/08 at 8:54 am


Running Charlton Heston jokes. :)



Well, he WAS a 'big wig' in this life ...... though I hear he's now got 'stiff' competition ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/07/08 at 4:58 pm

Is she available now,cause my parents went out to dinner. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/08/08 at 2:44 am


Is she available now,cause my parents went out to dinner. ;)
Are your parents back yet?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/08/08 at 7:22 am


Are your parents back yet?


Now they're home. >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/08/08 at 11:14 am


Now they're home. >:(
You can hear them?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/09/08 at 7:28 am


You can hear them?


of course,they're downstairs. ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/10/08 at 2:28 am


of course,they're downstairs. ::)
...and you must be upstairs ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/10/08 at 7:14 am

The Howard Fun Club
July 06, 2005.

3 years ago this club was made by Jiminy who no longer exists.^

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/10/08 at 7:14 am


...and you must be upstairs ?


Yes I am.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/10/08 at 7:30 am


The Howard Fun Club
July 06, 2005.

3 years ago this club was made by Jiminy who no longer exists.^
















http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/6673/gravestonetextuz4.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/10/08 at 7:33 am


The Howard Fun Club
July 06, 2005.

3 years ago this club was made by Jiminy who no longer exists.^
...but how mant fans are they?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/10/08 at 8:06 am


...but how mant fans are they?


I don't know,I haven't counted.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/11/08 at 4:22 pm


I don't know,I haven't counted.
Is there any way to find out?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/12/08 at 4:57 am

Why did Jiminy quit, anyway, Howard ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/12/08 at 6:51 am


Why did Jiminy quit, anyway, Howard ?



He was banned.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/12/08 at 6:52 am


Why did Jiminy quit, anyway, Howard ?


He was banned.
It was somewhile back.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/12/08 at 8:37 am

Before my time, from the sounds of it.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/12/08 at 10:02 am


Before my time, from the sounds of it.
I think he was.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/13/08 at 7:16 am

Who's having fun this morning?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/13/08 at 7:32 am


Who's having fun this morning?


You are ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/13/08 at 7:36 am


You are ?


so much fun,WHOO!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/13/08 at 12:08 pm


Who's having fun this morning?
How about fun in the evening?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/13/08 at 6:06 pm


How about fun in the evening?


How about fun in ReFUNd ?  ???



Howard ... I wanna 'reFUNd' on my subscription to this club. Not much fun HERE. If there IS .... seems to be me that's generating it all !  >:(



You should be paying ME !  >:(



:P





:D  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/14/08 at 4:10 pm


How about fun in ReFUNd ?   ???



Howard ... I wanna 'reFUNd' on my subscription to this club. Not much fun HERE. If there IS .... seems to be me that's generating it all !   >:(



You should be paying ME !   >:(



:P





:D   ;D


How Much?  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/14/08 at 4:23 pm


How Much?  ::)




How about you make me an offer .... I can't refuse ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/14/08 at 4:29 pm




How about you make me an offer .... I can't refuse ?


100 dollars? ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/14/08 at 4:30 pm


100 dollars? ???


Take it Alan....that's 10 times what you usually charge.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/14/08 at 4:32 pm


Take it Alan....that's 10 times what you usually charge.  ;D


What does he charge?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/14/08 at 4:32 pm


How about fun in ReFUNd ?   ???



Howard ... I wanna 'reFUNd' on my subscription to this club. Not much fun HERE. If there IS .... seems to be me that's generating it all !   >:(



You should be paying ME !   >:(



:P





:D   ;D
Is that a refund for all the members?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/14/08 at 4:33 pm


Is that a refund for all the members?


everyone of them?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/14/08 at 5:14 pm


everyone of them?


^

Howard is now 'offline' ...... putting in some extra shifts at Pathmark .... to amass money for our refunds !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/14/08 at 5:17 pm


^

Howard is now 'offline' ...... putting in some extra shifts at Pathmark .... to amass money for our refunds !
For all the other 1056 members?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/14/08 at 5:20 pm


For all the other 1056 members?


Fortunately of which, only a tiny fraction are/were in his club. Or ANY club, for that matter .....

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/14/08 at 5:21 pm


Fortunately of which, only a tiny fraction are/were in his club. Or ANY club, for that matter .....
If some of the less members were culled it would be less to pay out.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/14/08 at 5:49 pm


If some of the less members were culled it would be less to pay out.



http://www.montereybay.com/creagrus/Gull_Herr-smith-26Dc81REWa.jpg
"I didn't post much"




http://www.tiritirimatangi.org.nz/images/Birds/BlackBackedGull.jpg
"Same here !"





http://www.api4animals.org/catalog/images/products/CullOfTheWildDVD.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/15/08 at 5:50 am



http://www.montereybay.com/creagrus/Gull_Herr-smith-26Dc81REWa.jpg
"I didn't post much"




http://www.tiritirimatangi.org.nz/images/Birds/BlackBackedGull.jpg
"Same here !"





http://www.api4animals.org/catalog/images/products/CullOfTheWildDVD.jpg
Which one is Jonathan Livingstone?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/15/08 at 6:53 am


For all the other 1056 members?


1000 members on here? :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/15/08 at 9:19 am


1000 members on here? :o





You can ignore that .... since that's only 'officially' ! (Sorry about the 56 members he left off there). Actually they are the one's who should have NOT been left off ! 

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/16/08 at 2:54 am





You can ignore that .... since that's only 'officially' ! (Sorry about the 56 members he left off there). Actually they are the one's who should have NOT been left off ! 
We are now looking at the total of 1030 member.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/16/08 at 7:23 am


We are now looking at the total of 1030 member.



and it keeps on growing.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/16/08 at 7:28 am



and it keeps on growing.
It has remained stationary for the last 6 hours.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 04/16/08 at 7:32 am



and it keeps on growing.


so does mine!!
when i see you

wait...what are we talking about here?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/16/08 at 7:35 am


so does mine!!
when i see you

wait...what are we talking about here?
We are still talking about members here.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/16/08 at 7:36 am


We are still talking about members here.


Don't answer the post Bill... ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 04/16/08 at 7:41 am


We are still talking about members here.


That's what I thought... yes, mine keeps growing when I see Howard.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/16/08 at 7:42 am


We are still talking about members here.

In more ways than one :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/16/08 at 7:49 am


In more ways than one :D


Be Quiet,Nin.  >:( ::)


;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/16/08 at 7:49 am


That's what I thought... yes, mine keeps growing when I see Howard.


mine doesn't.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/16/08 at 7:51 am


That's what I thought... yes, mine keeps growing when I see Howard.


Someone take that member in hand .............and punish him. ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/16/08 at 7:52 am


Someone take that member in hand .............and punish him. ::)


Don't give him any ideas,Gibbo.  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/16/08 at 7:59 am


Don't give him any ideas,Gibbo.  ::)

Here's a sign for you
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm89/apsvish/ProudMember.gif

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/16/08 at 8:00 am


Here's a sign for you
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm89/apsvish/ProudMember.gif


Wow..I just asked God for a sign and there it was.......... :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/16/08 at 8:03 am


Wow..I just asked God for a sign and there it was.......... :o


That wasn't the sign she was referring to.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/16/08 at 8:04 am


Wow..I just asked God for a sign and there it was.......... :o

Here's your sign

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l63/kanedoggie/th731908546_l.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 04/16/08 at 8:05 am


That wasn't the sign she was referring to.


Howard, I'm beginning to think that maybe you don't want me... It must just be my imagination.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/16/08 at 8:06 am


Howard, I'm beginning to think that maybe you don't want me... It must just be my imagination.


What would I tell my parents?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/16/08 at 8:07 am


Here's your sign

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l63/kanedoggie/th731908546_l.jpg


As long as we get to choose our spanker...no probs!! 8)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 04/16/08 at 8:07 am


What would I tell my parents?


Why tell them anything?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/16/08 at 8:08 am


Why tell them anything?


sometimes they should know.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 04/16/08 at 8:09 am


sometimes they should know.


it's just between me and you  :-*  :-*

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/16/08 at 8:12 am


it's just between me and you  :-*  :-*

They wrote a song for you two

Time and time again I see
A love that seemed strong
Was not meant to be,
Broken hearts don't always mend,
Left two unsure, to try love again.

Just between you and me
Baby I know our love will be,
Just between you and me
Always I know our love will be,
Just between you and me

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/16/08 at 8:13 am


They wrote a song for you two

Time and time again I see
A love that seemed strong
Was not meant to be,
Broken hearts don't always mend,
Left two unsure, to try love again.

Just between you and me
Baby I know our love will be,
Just between you and me
Always I know our love will be,
Just between you and me





Could you stop it,please. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/16/08 at 8:16 am




Could you stop it,please. ;D

I'll try :-\\

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/16/08 at 8:17 am


I'll try :-\\


Don't worry,this is all done in fun. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/16/08 at 8:18 am


Don't worry,this is all done in fun. ;)

Ok ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/16/08 at 8:19 am




Could you stop it,please. ;D


You keep setting 'em up...we'll keep knocking 'em down... ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/16/08 at 8:20 am


You keep setting 'em up...we'll keep knocking 'em down... ;D


Hey,that's me.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/16/08 at 9:50 am


Don't worry,this is all done in fun. ;)





I'll make you regret you ever said THAT !    :P      :D      ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/16/08 at 9:51 am





I'll make you regret you ever said THAT !    :P      :D      ;D
Is it fun we are after?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/16/08 at 9:56 am


Is it fun we are after?

I think some are after a piece of the action

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/16/08 at 9:59 am


I think some are after a piece of the action


Bill 'saw him first' ?  That would be his protestation ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/17/08 at 7:17 am


Bill 'saw him first' ?  That would be his protestation ?


You can all have a piece of me.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/17/08 at 4:22 pm


You can all have a piece of me.


I'll have a liitle finger...other ...more infamous pieces ....are obviously spoken for... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/17/08 at 4:23 pm


You can all have a piece of me.

You like to spread yourself around ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/17/08 at 4:26 pm


You like to spread yourself around ;D


That would be a cheesy spread...going off in the sun. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/17/08 at 6:25 pm


That would be a cheesy spread...going off in the sun. ;D

Howard's X-rated adventures ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/17/08 at 6:46 pm


Howard's X-rated adventures ;D


The Adventures of Dry Humpty Dumpty  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/17/08 at 6:46 pm


That would be a cheesy spread...going off in the sun. ;D


Cheese Spread?  :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/17/08 at 6:47 pm


I'll have a liitle finger...other ...more infamous pieces ....are obviously spoken for... ;)


How about an ass? Would you like an ass? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/18/08 at 1:02 am


How about an ass? Would you like an ass? ;D


You mean a donkey?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/18/08 at 6:24 am


You mean a donkey?  ;D


No,I mean my ass. ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 6:36 am


No,I mean my ass. ::)
Shake yah donkey!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/18/08 at 7:46 am


No,I mean my ass. ::)

I thought Bill had that :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/18/08 at 8:08 am


I thought Bill had that :D


No...Bill just has ass-pirations in that area.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/18/08 at 8:19 am


No...Bill just has ass-pirations in that area.  ;)

That's Ass-piring on his part ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/18/08 at 8:53 am


That's Ass-piring on his part ;D


If Howard has a headache..take 2 ass-pirins to fulfill ass-pirations.  Okay...enough... :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 04/18/08 at 9:05 am

If body parts are up for grab, I definitely claim the ass... but there is another part I'd like too.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/18/08 at 9:07 am


If body parts are up for grab, I definitely claim the ass... but there is another part I'd like too.


Howard has a great fountain pen...........but I heard it doesn't work very well. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/18/08 at 4:05 pm


If body parts are up for grab, I definitely claim the ass... but there is another part I'd like too.


My ass ain't good enough for you. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/18/08 at 4:06 pm


I thought Bill had that :D


My ex had it even before Bill wants it. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 4:07 pm


Howard has a great fountain pen...........but I heard it doesn't work very well. ;)
The pen is always flowing.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/18/08 at 4:19 pm


The pen is always flowing.


Would that happen to be urine? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 4:22 pm


Would that happen to be urine? ;D
Ink!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/18/08 at 4:24 pm


Ink!


Sorry,my mind was in the gutter.  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 4:25 pm

1002  The Howard Fun Club  
1097  Mr. Mister Fun Fan Club  
851  Keep ninny Broken (Fan Club)
 

If there is any competition between the clubs this is how they stand on the replies received.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/18/08 at 4:26 pm


 

If there is any competition between the clubs this is how they stand on the replies received.



Wow,Alan's in the lead.  :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 4:27 pm


Wow,Alan's in the lead.  :o
You are now 2nd!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/18/08 at 4:28 pm


You are now!


I'm in 2nd place with 1002.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 4:29 pm


I'm in 2nd place with 1002.
The figures will probably change over night.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/18/08 at 4:30 pm


The figures will probably change over night.


I'll check them in the morning.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 4:31 pm


I'll check them in the morning.
I am just going to the other and will be back later.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/18/08 at 4:32 pm


I am just going to the other and will be back later.


Ok,sure see you later.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/18/08 at 5:08 pm


If body parts are up for grab, I definitely claim the ass... but there is another part I'd like too.

We need some dicktation taken could you be his secretary?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 5:09 pm


Ok,sure see you later.
I am back now!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 5:10 pm


We need some dicktation taken could you be his secretary?
With pen poised?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/18/08 at 5:19 pm


With pen poised?

It's in his hand as we speak

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 5:20 pm


It's in his hand as we speak
Notebook open?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/18/08 at 5:24 pm


Notebook open?

Hopefully the words will come to him.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 5:26 pm


Hopefully the words will come to him.
In shorthand

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/18/08 at 5:35 pm


In shorthand

He may have to do learn a whole new way.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 5:35 pm


He may have to do learn a whole new way.
..or just scribble?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/18/08 at 5:37 pm


..or just scribble?

Yes,the words may come to fast to write them down.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 5:39 pm


Yes,the words may come to fast to write them down.
Ask the speaker to stop for a while so he can up?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/18/08 at 5:48 pm


Wow,Alan's in the lead.  :o


Well boosted by Monty Python... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 5:52 pm


Well boosted by Monty Python... ;)
Why not it is a great show.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/18/08 at 6:02 pm


Ask the speaker to stop for a while so he can up?

It shouldn't take long

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 6:02 pm


It shouldn't take long
then the pen runs out?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/18/08 at 6:05 pm


It's in his hand as we speak


The damn thing's starting to leak....... :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/18/08 at 6:05 pm


The damn thing's starting to leak....... :o
New pen please!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/18/08 at 7:59 pm


New pen please!

The next pen is in line and ready to preform

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/08 at 3:58 am


The next pen is in line and ready to preform
The pen is lying on the table.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/19/08 at 5:29 am


The pen is lying on the table.

Then he must go to the pen.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/08 at 5:32 am


Then he must go to the pen.
To have it ready in his hand.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/19/08 at 5:41 am


To have it ready in his hand.

To have the pen write words flowingly

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/19/08 at 5:44 am


To have the pen write words flowingly


I'm starting to regret ever mentioning the freakin' pen.... :-\\  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/08 at 5:46 am


I'm starting to regret ever mentioning the freakin' pen.... :-\\   ;D
why doesn't he just put his pen away!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/19/08 at 5:50 am

I agree....I'll have to write it down to remind him!  ........er...anyone got a pen?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/19/08 at 5:53 am


why doesn't he just put his pen away!

It's to hard.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/08 at 5:54 am


It's to hard.
So it is not a scribe?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/19/08 at 5:55 am


It's to hard.


He'll put it away as soon as it's empty...... ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/19/08 at 6:27 am


I'm starting to regret ever mentioning the freakin' pen.... :-\\  ;D








The pen is lying on the table.




The pen is no longer lying .....























http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1504451/2/istockphoto_1504451_erect_banana_with_nuts.jpg
The Pen is hard ?  :o    :P    ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/08 at 6:28 am

The pen is mightier than the sword.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/19/08 at 6:32 am









The pen is no longer lying .....























http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1504451/2/istockphoto_1504451_erect_banana_with_nuts.jpg
The Pen is hard ?   :o    :P     ;D


In a nutty way that pic is appeeling

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/19/08 at 6:41 am


It's to hard.



You said 'hard". ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/19/08 at 6:42 am









The pen is no longer lying .....























http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1504451/2/istockphoto_1504451_erect_banana_with_nuts.jpg
The Pen is hard ?   :o    :P     ;D


Is that my you know what? ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/19/08 at 7:49 am


He'll put it away as soon as it's empty...... ::)

Multi use pen

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/backinthesaddle0221/kookypens.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/08 at 7:56 am


Mulity usage pens

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/backinthesaddle0221/kookypens.jpg
Multi use? I thought that pens were used for on thing only.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/19/08 at 7:58 am


Multi use? I thought that pens were used for on thing only.

Whatever tickles your fancy

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/08 at 7:58 am


Whatever tickles your fancy
...tickle your chin while writing?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/19/08 at 8:02 am


...tickle your chin while writing?

Or your fingers.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/19/08 at 8:05 am


Or your fingers.
...depends on how you hold the pen?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/19/08 at 8:42 am


...depends on how you hold the pen?

True,If you had no hands you would have to hold it in your toes or mouth.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/19/08 at 10:41 pm


Multi use pen

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc119/backinthesaddle0221/kookypens.jpg


it cums comes in different colors. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/19/08 at 10:44 pm


it cums comes in different colors. ;D


In this case I'd like to test the "pen is mightier than the sword" theory........SLICE...Owwww  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/20/08 at 6:57 am


In this case I'd like to test the "pen is mightier than the sword" theory........SLICE...Owwww  ;D


Only women can test my pen. ;) ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/22/08 at 11:18 am


Only women can test my pen. ;) ;D

What if you run out of ink?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/08 at 11:20 am


What if you run out of ink?
Buy a new one?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/22/08 at 11:22 am


Buy a new one?

Can they be replaced that easily?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/08 at 11:24 am


Can they be replaced that easily?
From mostly any shop in the High Street.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/22/08 at 11:27 am


From mostly any shop in the High Street.

Do you look for a better one?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/08 at 11:43 am


Do you look for a better one?
Like buying a car, when the car you have has seen better days you buy a new and better one, the same with a pen.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/22/08 at 11:50 am


What if you run out of ink?


My pen NEVER runs out of ink. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/22/08 at 11:51 am


Buy a new one?


There's no way I'm going to buy a new pen.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/08 at 12:05 pm


My pen NEVER runs out of ink. ;)
Is it a cartridge pen?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/22/08 at 12:40 pm


There's no way I'm going to buy a new pen.

That's the spirite,keep the one you got,till there's no ink.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/08 at 12:49 pm


That's the spirite,keep the one you got,till there's no ink.
why not have two pens?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/22/08 at 1:03 pm


why not have two pens?

All the better,one for each hand if your ambedextrious

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/08 at 1:06 pm


All the better,one for each hand if your ambedextrious
One in the hand, one in the pocket in reserve?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/22/08 at 1:18 pm


Is it a cartridge pen?


No a Bic Dick. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/22/08 at 1:18 pm


That's the spirite,keep the one you got,till there's no ink.


Then I have to go to a pen bank.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/22/08 at 1:19 pm


why not have two pens?



Both in the pocket?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/22/08 at 2:20 pm


One in the hand, one in the pocket in reserve?

Yes that one only pops out when you need it.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/22/08 at 2:24 pm



Both in the pocket?
I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is playing the piano

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/22/08 at 2:27 pm


I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is playing the piano

And what it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/22/08 at 10:22 pm


Yes that one only pops out when you need it.


And if I didn't need it,it pops back in.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/23/08 at 5:53 am


And if I didn't need it,it pops back in.
...but you must have the pen ready at all times.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/23/08 at 6:09 am


...but you must have the pen ready at all times.


just in case I need to write something down.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/23/08 at 6:51 am


just in case I need to write something down.

Just make sure you shake the pen(you don't want it to run out of ink)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/23/08 at 6:54 am


And what it all comes down to my friends
Is that everything's just fine fine fine
'cause I've got one hand in my pocket
And the other one is hailing a taxi cab




I thought the other one was smoking a cigarette...... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/23/08 at 6:55 am


Just make sure you shake the pen(you don't want it to run out of ink)


From what I can tell this particular pen will NEVER run out of ink..... ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/23/08 at 6:58 am


From what I can tell this particular pen will NEVER run out of ink..... ;D

He's very lucky he has a pen like that,hopefully it will last him when he gets older.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/23/08 at 7:00 am


He's very lucky he has a pen like that,hopefully it will last him when he gets older.


Well then...he probbaly needs one of those multi tipped pens with four colours if he wishes to go the full distance.....

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/23/08 at 7:03 am


From what I can tell this particular pen will NEVER run out of ink..... ;D
Where can you buy a pen that never runs out?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/23/08 at 7:10 am


Well then...he probbaly needs one of those multi tipped pens with four colours if he wishes to go the full distance.....

What about.. handcrafted wooden pen or fountain pen :-\\

http://www.lanierpens.com/?gclid=CP6-o5uT8ZICFQQRGgodqGt33Q

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/23/08 at 9:46 am


What about.. handcrafted wooden pen or fountain pen :-\\

http://www.lanierpens.com/?gclid=CP6-o5uT8ZICFQQRGgodqGt33Q
Very posh!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/23/08 at 12:12 pm


Very posh!

Yes,I believe they describe them as exotic.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/23/08 at 3:56 pm


Just make sure you shake the pen(you don't want it to run out of ink)


Shake it but don't break it.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/23/08 at 3:56 pm


Where can you buy a pen that never runs out?


Staples?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/23/08 at 5:20 pm


Staples?

No, we found a nice wooden pen for you,very expensive and exotic,scroll up a few.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/24/08 at 8:21 am


No, we found a nice wooden pen for you,very expensive and exotic,scroll up a few.
Those posh lookinh ones?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/24/08 at 12:53 pm

http://home.hetnet.nl/~floaties/pen169.gif

No,those stripper pens when you turn them upside down their clothes come off. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/24/08 at 12:57 pm


Those posh lookinh ones?
...spelling laspth!

Those posh looking ones!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/24/08 at 1:14 pm


...spelling laspth!

Those posh looking ones!


She spelt it wrong.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/24/08 at 1:16 pm


She spelt it wrong.  ;D
...it happens at the time

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/24/08 at 1:32 pm


...it happens at the time


But not in The Howard Fun Club?!?! :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/24/08 at 3:52 pm


But not in The Howard Fun Club?!?! :o
There has never been wrong spelling in The Howard Fun Club?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/24/08 at 3:52 pm


There has never been wrong spelling in The Howard Fun Club?
Just bad grammar?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/24/08 at 5:00 pm


Just bad grammar?



....and some really bad humour.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/24/08 at 5:01 pm



....and some really bad humour.  ;D
Which passes the time.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/25/08 at 7:00 am



....and some really bad humour.  ;D


and toilet humor.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/25/08 at 7:11 am


and toilet humor.


No sheet ?  ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/25/08 at 7:13 am


No sheet ?   ???


lot of sheet!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/25/08 at 7:17 am


lot of sheet!


Hmmm....folder or a scruncher?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/25/08 at 7:18 am


Hmmm....folder or a scruncher?


No,wiper.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/25/08 at 7:19 am


No,wiper.  ;D


You have wipers attached?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/25/08 at 7:19 am


lot of sheet!


Sheets of sheet paper ... to handle the sheet ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/25/08 at 7:20 am


You have wipers attached?


No,toilet paper.  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/27/08 at 12:51 pm


No,toilet paper.  ::)
Plain paper or the comfy kind?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/27/08 at 4:58 pm


Plain paper or the comfy kind?


Cottonelle,I suppose?  ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/27/08 at 7:49 pm


Cottonelle,I suppose?  ???


Some of it sucks ... or doesn't as the case may be. Those that tear ... leave you in tears ? (and I mean ... where they SHOULDN'T ! )  >:(  :-[  :(



A discussion probably best NOT  pursued  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/27/08 at 8:25 pm


Cottonelle,I suppose?  ???

This is much better

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z103/Warrenthomas4001/charmin.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/28/08 at 2:27 am


This is much better

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z103/Warrenthomas4001/charmin.jpg
Easy to squeeze?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/28/08 at 6:11 am


This is much better

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z103/Warrenthomas4001/charmin.jpg


I'd rather squeeze a woman than squeeze Charmin. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/28/08 at 10:24 am


I'd rather squeeze a woman than squeeze Charmin. ;)
Is that charmin'?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/28/08 at 3:09 pm


Is that charmin'?


Well,He's squeezing it.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/08 at 1:55 am


Well,He's squeezing it.
Does it squeeze well?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/29/08 at 7:04 am


Does it squeeze well?


I'm sure it does.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/08 at 1:33 pm


I'm sure it does.
Have you tried squeezing packets at Pathmark?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/29/08 at 1:38 pm


Does it squeeze well?

Yep, wipes well too. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/08 at 1:42 pm


Yep, wipes well too. ;D
Absorbant?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/29/08 at 1:51 pm


Absorbant?

Very,and soft..you actually enjoy going to the toilet.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/08 at 1:53 pm


Very,and soft..you actually enjoy going to the toilet.
The only paperwork that can be enjoyed?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/29/08 at 2:00 pm


The only paperwork that can be enjoyed?

That's it ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 04/30/08 at 7:10 am


Have you tried squeezing packets at Pathmark?


only when hot women stop by. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 04/30/08 at 7:48 am


only when hot women (or Bill) stop by. ;)


Oh Howard, you are too kind.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/30/08 at 8:15 am


only when hot women stop by. ;)
I trust no one has notice yet?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/30/08 at 10:03 am


I trust no one has notice yet?

Apparently Bill has noticed his squeezing technique. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/30/08 at 4:29 pm


I trust no one has notice yet?


Yes...how did Billzy get in there?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 04/30/08 at 6:27 pm


Yes...how did Billzy get in there?

Do we offically call him Billzy now

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 04/30/08 at 8:46 pm


Do we offically call him Billzy now






Hear ye, hear ye! From thith day forth .... I am to be referred to ath 'Thir Billzy' (preferably) or 'Billzy' if you are on the thame level ath me !





Looks like you might have missed that one ?  ;)    ;D


Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 04/30/08 at 10:04 pm


Do we offically call him Billzy now


well...he DID say he wouldn't talk to anyone who didn't refer to him as Billzy or Thir Billzy (if you weren't on his level)...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/01/08 at 2:37 am


Do we offically call him Billzy now
So Billzy it is then?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/01/08 at 7:26 am


well...he DID say he wouldn't talk to anyone who didn't refer to him as Billzy or Thir Billzy (if you weren't on his level)...

What level is that?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/01/08 at 7:31 am








Looks like you might have missed that one ?   ;)    ;D




What about Biilzebub..sortof a play on Beelzebub...or does it have to be Billzy or Thir Billzy.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/01/08 at 7:35 am


What about Biilzebub..sortof a play on Beelzebub...or does it have to be Billzy or Thir Billzy.
Billzejuice?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/01/08 at 8:59 am


Billzejuice?

Billzybob?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/01/08 at 10:15 am


Billzybob?
Billzybong ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/01/08 at 11:50 am


Billzybong ?

Billzyonna

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/01/08 at 3:29 pm


Billzyonna


How about Blizzy?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/01/08 at 3:31 pm

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/72106516_8c3dedeb02.jpg

some girl on girl fun in The Howard Fun Club. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/01/08 at 5:52 pm


What level is that?


Hith fwendth can call him 'Blllzy' .... but the wiff-waff haf to kneel, and adweth him ath 'Thir Billzy'.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/01/08 at 6:42 pm


Hith fwendth can call him 'Blllzy' .... but the wiff-waff haf to kneel, and adweth him ath 'Thir Billzy'.

Well here's to Thir Billzy
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z207/rainbow16_photos/tiny.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/01/08 at 6:55 pm


Well here's to Thir Billzy
http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z207/rainbow16_photos/tiny.jpg


I don't think YOU'RE 'wiff-waff'  !  :(




You may call him 'Billzy' !  :)    8)    ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/01/08 at 7:03 pm


I don't think YOU'RE 'wiff-waff'  !   :(




You may call him 'Billzy' !  :)    8)    ;D

Why thank you....I think your fine :)..but should we ask Billzy first/

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/01/08 at 10:35 pm


Why thank you....I think your fine :)..but should we ask Billzy first/





By Royal Proclamation .... patrons of the 'Keep ninny broken' thread ... may refer to me as 'Billzy'. The west of use may bow and thwcape ... and  call me 'Thir Billzy'.  8)




I think we have our answer ?  :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/02/08 at 6:10 am


Billzyonna
Billzybonza ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/02/08 at 6:14 am


Billzybonza ?

Billzyoompa?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/02/08 at 6:19 am


Billzyoompa?
Billzybonus ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/02/08 at 6:20 am


Billzybonus ?

Billzyboy?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/02/08 at 6:21 am


Billzyboy?
Billzyraycyrus ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/02/08 at 6:30 am


Billzyraycyrus ?

Billzyjean

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/02/08 at 6:31 am


Billzyjean
Billzydontbeahero

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/02/08 at 6:39 am

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/72106516_8c3dedeb02.jpg

Doesn't anyone like a little girl on girl acion in The Howard Fun Club? ;)^

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/02/08 at 6:40 am


Billzydontbeahero

Billzyholiday
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/72106516_8c3dedeb02.jpg

Doesn't anyone like a little girl on girl acion in The Howard Fun Club? ;)^

Doesn't do much for me.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/02/08 at 6:42 am


Billzyholiday

Billzyjospears

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/02/08 at 6:48 am


BillzyholidayDoesn't do much for me.


Oh C'mon Ninny,Why Not?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/02/08 at 6:50 am


Billzyjospears

Billzyjoel
Oh C'mon Ninny,Why Not?

I'm really not into girl on girl :-[

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/02/08 at 6:51 am


BillzyjoelI'm really not into girl on girl :-[


so,you're a girl on guy girl?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/02/08 at 6:53 am


BillzyjoelI'm really not into girl on girl :-[


Every time I see girl on girl action I want to get between them.......to stop them, of course... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/02/08 at 6:53 am


Every time I see girl on girl action I want to get between them.......to stop them, of course... ;)


I watch too much of it,no wonder I can't get to sleep. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/02/08 at 6:54 am


so,you're a girl on guy girl?

Or a guy on girl :-\\

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/02/08 at 6:55 am


Or a guy on girl :-\\


sounds appropriate.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/02/08 at 6:56 am


Every time I see girl on girl action I want to get between them.......to stop them, of course... ;)

Of course....hmmm maybe you should post in the thread about fibbing &l lying ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/02/08 at 6:57 am


Of course....hmmm maybe you should post in the thread about fibbing &l lying ;D


I thought I mentioned previously that I NEVER tell a lie... :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/02/08 at 6:59 am


I thought I mentioned previously that I NEVER tell a lie... :o

::) Sure I believe you :-\\

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/02/08 at 7:05 am


::) Sure I believe you :-\\


Okay...maybe just that one lie then :-[    ....oh, and this one too.. :-[

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/02/08 at 7:27 am


I thought I mentioned previously that I NEVER tell a lie... :o


But you weren't lying. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/02/08 at 7:56 am


it has been finalized long ago.  Sir Billzy is the name.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/02/08 at 9:23 am


Of course....hmmm maybe you should post in the thread about fibbing &l lying ;D



I thought I mentioned previously that I NEVER tell a lie... :o


Heads up guys. Just remember who I REALLY am !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/02/08 at 9:25 am


Heads up guys. Just remember who I REALLY am !


I give up...who are you really?  :-\\

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/02/08 at 9:29 am


I give up...who are you really?  :-\\

The Great Chucky G

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/02/08 at 9:29 am


Heads up guys. Just remember who I REALLY am !
The GH?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/02/08 at 9:31 am


Heads up guys. Just remember who I REALLY am !


Perhaps Thir Miwther Miwther  ...or some such rubbith???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 6:48 am


Heads up guys. Just remember who I REALLY am !
Hornet

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/03/08 at 6:49 am


Hornet



The Green Hornet?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 6:55 am



The Green Hornet?
Yes indeed.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/03/08 at 7:16 am

Are we having fun today?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 7:31 am


Are we having fun today?
The best that fun can bring us!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/03/08 at 8:00 am


The best that fun can bring us!


Can we ask for more than that ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 8:00 am


Can we ask for more than that ?
More fun ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/03/08 at 8:22 am


More fun ?

Loads of fun..tons of fun..no wait that would be me ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 8:48 am


Loads of fun..tons of fun..no wait that would be me ;D
Have fun and live your llife away!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/03/08 at 10:21 am


Have fun and live your llife away!

It's not always easy.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 10:26 am


It's not always easy.
Where can fun be found?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/03/08 at 10:36 am


Where can fun be found?

For me fun can be found right here,In the summertime fun is to be found outdoors.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 10:43 am


For me fun can be found right here,In the summertime fun is to be found outdoors.
Fun in the sun?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/03/08 at 10:54 am


Fun in the sun?

There can be lots of fun :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 11:21 am


There can be lots of fun :)
At a funfair?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/03/08 at 2:20 pm


At a funfair?

A fair sounds funtastic.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 2:22 pm


A fair sounds funtastic.
Fun at a picnic?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/03/08 at 2:30 pm


Fun at a picnic?

A picnic..a swim..walking to the local ice cream stand..just being outdoors are all fun.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 2:31 pm


A picnic..a swim..walking to the local ice cream stand..just being outdoors are all fun.
...avoiding the rain

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/03/08 at 2:36 pm


...avoiding the rain

Sometimes if it's been to hot the rain feels good ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 2:37 pm


Sometimes if it's been to hot the rain feels good ;D
Saves having a shower?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/03/08 at 2:42 pm


Saves having a shower?

All you need is some soap..mine as well wash your clothes at the same time ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 5:13 pm


All you need is some soap..mine as well wash your clothes at the same time ;D
Sink or bath tub?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/03/08 at 6:36 pm


Sink or bath tub?

If it's raining long and hard enough you can shower and do your wash outside.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/03/08 at 7:33 pm

We need some HLA in The HFC. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/03/08 at 7:35 pm


We need some HLA in The HFC. ;D


We need some Hairy Laughing Americans?.. :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/03/08 at 7:37 pm


We need some Hairy Laughing Americans?.. :o


Hot Lesbian Action.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/03/08 at 7:38 pm


Hot Lesbian Action.


Okay...I'm with you on this one Howard... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/03/08 at 7:44 pm


Okay...I'm with you on this one Howard... ;)


Thank You.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/03/08 at 8:35 pm


We need some HLA in The HFC. ;D




Hot Lesbian Action.





Can I be the meat in the sandwich ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/03/08 at 9:14 pm






Can I be the meat in the sandwich ?


Yes, I'd like to come between them too........ ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/03/08 at 9:16 pm


Yes, I'd like to come between them too........ ::)


Quite a lot of meat in the sandwich, then !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/03/08 at 10:35 pm

So which ones do you want to get between
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/donmegajuggalo/lesbians.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/03/08 at 10:44 pm

They all look good to me  :-*  ... but I reckon it's best I DON'T quote / repeat  ^    :-X

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/04/08 at 1:46 am


They all look good to me   :-*   ... but I reckon it's best I DON'T quote / repeat  ^    :-X


The heat is on....

Oh-wo-ho, oh-wo-ho
Caught up in the action I've been looking out for you
Oh-wo-ho, oh-wo-ho
(Tell me can you feel it)
(Tell me can you feel it)
(Tell me can you feel it)
The heat is on, the heat is on, the heat is on

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 4:43 am






Can I be the meat in the sandwich ?
A savaloy?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/04/08 at 6:07 am


So which ones do you want to get between
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii269/donmegajuggalo/lesbians.jpg


All I have to say is.... O0  ;)

Thanks Ninny,just beautiful,just beautiful.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/04/08 at 6:07 am






Can I be the meat in the sandwich ?


Bologna?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/04/08 at 6:16 am


All I have to say is.... O0  ;)

Thanks Ninny,just beautiful,just beautiful.

We knew you would like it :)
Bologna?

My Bologna has a first name...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/04/08 at 7:54 am

Hey!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 8:22 am


Bologna?
Salami ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/04/08 at 8:43 am


Hey!

Maybe if they were horses :D :D
Salami ?

Summer sausage?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 8:47 am


Salami ?

Summer sausage?
Are they one of the same?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/04/08 at 9:00 am


Are they one of the same?

No
Summer sausage is a seasoned sausage which is thoroughly cured, so that it does not require refrigeration. There are a number of varieties of summer sausage including cervelat style sausages, which include blockwurst, thuringer, and mortadella. Many nations have their own varieties of summer sausage, dating to periods when meat needed to be well preserved since refrigeration was not an option. The food product is often available at butchers and in boutique shops which import special regional foods.

Despite the name, summer sausage is not necessarily made in the summer, although it can be in some regions. Since it is made with meat scraps, like all sausage, summer sausage tends to be made when animals are butchered, which is often in the fall or spring. The sausage may also be made with a combination of meats for efficiency and flavor variety. Cuts are often kept lean to ensure that the summer sausage does not become rancid during the curing process.

A common combination in summer sausage is beef and pork

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 9:15 am


No
Summer sausage is a seasoned sausage which is thoroughly cured, so that it does not require refrigeration. There are a number of varieties of summer sausage including cervelat style sausages, which include blockwurst, thuringer, and mortadella. Many nations have their own varieties of summer sausage, dating to periods when meat needed to be well preserved since refrigeration was not an option. The food product is often available at butchers and in boutique shops which import special regional foods.

Despite the name, summer sausage is not necessarily made in the summer, although it can be in some regions. Since it is made with meat scraps, like all sausage, summer sausage tends to be made when animals are butchered, which is often in the fall or spring. The sausage may also be made with a combination of meats for efficiency and flavor variety. Cuts are often kept lean to ensure that the summer sausage does not become rancid during the curing process.

A common combination in summer sausage is beef and pork

Should I dare Google Searching "Summer Sausage"?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/04/08 at 10:19 am


Should I dare Google Searching "Summer Sausage"?

This was one of the responses.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 11:29 am


This was one of the responses.
...and an "Image Search"?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/04/08 at 11:33 am


...and an "Image Search"?

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii13/jossie-loves-nat/b56-SummerSausage.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 11:34 am


http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii13/jossie-loves-nat/b56-SummerSausage.jpg
Well sliced?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/04/08 at 11:45 am


Well sliced?

Looks like it's angle sliced..Oscar mayer sells it pre-sliced.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 11:46 am


Looks like it's angle sliced..Oscar mayer sells it pre-sliced.
Can this sausage be spicy?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/04/08 at 11:51 am


Can this sausage be spicy?

Not normally,but you can buy or make your own spicy

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 11:58 am


Not normally,but you can buy or make your own spicy
Less spicy the better.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/04/08 at 12:03 pm


Less spicy the better.

I'm with you on that..spicy adds up to http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z132/kurokittie/Anime%20Icons/Naruto/heartburn.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/04/08 at 12:51 pm


Maybe if they were horses :D :DSummer sausage?


who?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 2:47 pm


who?   ;D
Sausage meat!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/04/08 at 3:28 pm


who?   ;D

No Hay

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/04/08 at 4:25 pm


No Hay


Whoever. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/04/08 at 4:32 pm


No Hay
Hay Fever?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/04/08 at 4:35 pm


We knew you would like it :)My Bologna has a first name...


My bologna has a first name it's P-E-N-I-S.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/04/08 at 4:56 pm


Hay Fever?


You'll make me sneeze....aaachoooo!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/04/08 at 5:18 pm


You'll make me sneeze....aaachoooo!


Don't sneeze in my club! >:(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/04/08 at 5:19 pm


My bologna has a first name it's P-E-N-I-S.  ;D

What's its last name?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/04/08 at 5:20 pm


What's its last name?


He doesn't have a last name.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/04/08 at 6:05 pm


What's its last name?


Last name = ENVY  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/04/08 at 7:33 pm


Last name = ENVY  ;D ;D

As long as it's not BREATH

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/04/08 at 9:13 pm


As long as it's not BREATH


eww!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/04/08 at 9:37 pm


eww!



Yes definitely....eeeww!!!! :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/04/08 at 9:46 pm

...and  8-P  even.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/04/08 at 10:47 pm


As long as it's not BREATH


Het this might not be THAT bad.....he could be REALLY supple/flexible.... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/05/08 at 6:08 am


Het this might not be THAT bad.....he could be REALLY supple/flexible.... ;)

This guy can stretch.but is he flexible?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a326/GreyStoneX67/stretch.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/05/08 at 6:34 am


This guy can stretch.but is he flexible?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a326/GreyStoneX67/stretch.jpg


He doesn't look flexible.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/05/08 at 7:00 am


He doesn't look flexible.


Is BILL flexible ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/05/08 at 7:07 am


Is BILL flexible ?


What's with you and Bill,Do you have a fetish about him?  ??? ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/05/08 at 7:26 am


You'll make me sneeze....aaachoooo!
Bless you!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/05/08 at 7:33 am


What's with you and Bill,Do you have a fetish about him?  ??? ::)


I can only ever play '2nd fiddle' to you Howard ! You ARE the man !  :-[
























I hope you've brought PLENTY of vaseline !


:P



;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/05/08 at 7:45 am


I can only ever play '2nd fiddle' to you Howard ! You ARE the man !   :-[
























I hope you've brought PLENTY of vaseline !


:P



;D
Can you and Howard both play the violin?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/05/08 at 11:33 am


What's with you and Bill,Do you have a fetish about him?  ??? ::)

You could all be involve in a love http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd143/AbstractColors/triangle-1.jpg ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/05/08 at 1:23 pm


You could all be involve in a love http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd143/AbstractColors/triangle-1.jpg ;D



Sounds almost as if Howard is jealous! ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/05/08 at 1:52 pm



Sounds almost as if Howard is jealous! ;D

That's what I'm thinking ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/05/08 at 7:00 pm


I can only ever play '2nd fiddle' to you Howard ! You ARE the man !   :-[
























I hope you've brought PLENTY of vaseline !


:P



;D


Will Baby Oil Do?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/05/08 at 7:02 pm


Will Baby Oil Do?


You'll have to ask Bill that one.  I believe he's normally fussy, but in YOUR case, he'll probably settle for cooking oil ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/05/08 at 7:05 pm


You'll have to ask Bill that one.  I believe he's normally fussy, but in YOUR case, he'll probably settle for cooking oil ?



Wesson?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/05/08 at 7:28 pm



Wesson?

KY Jelly
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n115/LordAsmodeus/KY_jelly.jpg

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa63/catwalk_777/LUBE.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/05/08 at 10:36 pm


KY Jelly
http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n115/LordAsmodeus/KY_jelly.jpg

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa63/catwalk_777/LUBE.jpg


Do they hire full time?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/06/08 at 6:12 am


Do they hire full time?

It depends who you are ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/06/08 at 6:43 am


It depends who you are ;D ;D
How about starting Part Time and work the way upwards?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/06/08 at 6:56 am


How about starting Part Time and work the way upwards?

You always have to start from the bottom to work you way up.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/06/08 at 6:58 am


You always have to start from the bottom to work you way up.
I will leave for Howard to answer that question.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/06/08 at 10:32 am


I will leave for Howard to answer that question.

;D yes maybe it would be better

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/06/08 at 11:00 am


;D yes maybe it would be better
...and we may have somewhile to wait.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/06/08 at 2:45 pm

It's better to work your way up the ladder. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/06/08 at 2:48 pm


It's better to work your way up the ladder. ;D
Promotion wise?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/06/08 at 3:00 pm

Is there any way to get an e-mail attachment of a video put on here?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/06/08 at 3:11 pm


Is there any way to get an e-mail attachment of a video put on here?


Are you asking me?  ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/06/08 at 3:25 pm


Are you asking me?  ???


anybody who knows. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/06/08 at 5:17 pm


Is there any way to get an e-mail attachment of a video put on here?
Should that be asked in a more technical thread?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/06/08 at 6:44 pm

I don't know...if you can't count on friends, then whom?



CALLING INSPECTOR GADGET!!!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/07/08 at 1:54 am


I don't know...if you can't count on friends, then whom?



CALLING INSPECTOR GADGET!!!
Does Howard know?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/07/08 at 6:42 am


I don't know...if you can't count on friends, then whom?



CALLING INSPECTOR GADGET!!!

http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x74/4metheresu/techsupport.jpg

These people could help
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg96/yomomma241/frinns/geek.gif

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/07/08 at 6:44 am


http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x74/4metheresu/techsupport.jpg

These people could help
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg96/yomomma241/frinns/geek.gif
PC = Personal Computer = Pussy Cat

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/07/08 at 6:50 am


PC = Personal Computer = Pussy Cat

;D
Yep they'll fix your computer everytime.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/07/08 at 6:52 am


;D
Yep they'll fix your computer everytime.


What if they mess up? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/07/08 at 6:52 am


Does Howard know?


I wouldn't know.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/07/08 at 6:59 am


What if they mess up? ;D
Are you blaming the mess on the cat?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/07/08 at 7:31 am


Are you blaming the mess on the cat?


Yes I am.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/07/08 at 8:15 am


Yes I am.
where did the cat go?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/07/08 at 8:26 am


http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x74/4metheresu/techsupport.jpg

These people could help
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg96/yomomma241/frinns/geek.gif


;D I like Geek Squad people!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/07/08 at 9:16 am


What if they mess up? ;D

look at how hard they work
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii257/techie340/image001-1.jpg
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm1/tiffany123-016/cat-n-mouse.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d141/theartisan7/cat_mouse.jpg
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o87/news12sucksit/cat.jpg
Some take work more serious
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t283/darash/cat_n_mouse.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk21/EmlyTms/catatemouse.jpg
But like every job so don't care
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh131/da9519/techinalsupportcat.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/07/08 at 2:51 pm

Those are funny, ninny...I see you were able to salvage mine....thanks.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/07/08 at 4:06 pm


Those are funny, ninny...I see you were able to salvage mine....thanks.  ;D

No problem :)

Subject: Re: The Cat Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/08/08 at 3:21 am


look at how hard they work
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii257/techie340/image001-1.jpg
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm1/tiffany123-016/cat-n-mouse.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d141/theartisan7/cat_mouse.jpg
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o87/news12sucksit/cat.jpg
Some take work more serious
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t283/darash/cat_n_mouse.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk21/EmlyTms/catatemouse.jpg
But like every job so don't care
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh131/da9519/techinalsupportcat.jpg
;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/08/08 at 12:46 pm


look at how hard they work
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii257/techie340/image001-1.jpg
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm1/tiffany123-016/cat-n-mouse.jpg
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d141/theartisan7/cat_mouse.jpg
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o87/news12sucksit/cat.jpg
Some take work more serious
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t283/darash/cat_n_mouse.jpg
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk21/EmlyTms/catatemouse.jpg
But like every job so don't care
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh131/da9519/techinalsupportcat.jpg
A Catalgue of Cats

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/08/08 at 1:06 pm


A Catalgue of Cats

A CATastrophe

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/08/08 at 1:08 pm


A CATastrophe
A CATharsis

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/08/08 at 1:24 pm


A CATharsis

CATagory

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/08/08 at 1:54 pm


CATagory
cat-a-gory ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/08/08 at 2:11 pm


cat-a-gory ?

OOPS CATegory

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/08/08 at 3:01 pm

They're all pussies,they don't know how to fix computers.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/08/08 at 4:18 pm

This topic is making me Catatonic

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/08/08 at 6:50 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/08/08 at 6:51 pm


;D ;D ;D ;D

it really wasn't that funny ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/08 at 2:10 am

To many CATcalls?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/09/08 at 2:13 am


it really wasn't that funny ;D


I need all the encouragment I can get... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/09/08 at 6:20 am


it really wasn't that funny ;D


CAT-ty? :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/09/08 at 6:31 am


I need all the encouragment I can get... ;)

No you don't :)
CAT-ty? :)

No, Catholic :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/09/08 at 6:32 am

No,too much pussy!(cat)  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/09/08 at 6:35 am


No,too much pussy!(cat)  ;) ;D

What's New Pussycat? Woah Woah

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/08 at 6:37 am


What's New Pussycat? Woah Woah
Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/09/08 at 6:40 am


Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?

I've been to London to visit the queen.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/08 at 6:45 am


I've been to London to visit the queen.
Pussycat, pussycat, what did you there?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/09/08 at 6:53 am


Pussycat, pussycat, what did you there?

I frightened a little mouse under her chair

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/08 at 6:56 am


I frightened a little mouse under her chair
"MEOWW!"

Is that all of the rhyme, I thought it was longer.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/09/08 at 1:59 pm


"MEOWW!"

Is that all of the rhyme, I thought it was longer.

That's all I know.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/08 at 1:59 pm


That's all I know.
I was certain it was longer.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/09/08 at 2:02 pm


I was certain it was longer.

Maybe it just seems longer when your a kid.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/08 at 2:06 pm


Maybe it just seems longer when your a kid.
May be back then we just kept repeating the same verse over and over again?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/09/08 at 2:12 pm


May be back then we just kept repeating the same verse over and over again?

So true...I remember one nursery rhyme that if you sang all the verses seemed like it would never end ..London Bridge..The bridge itself is probably shorter than the song ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/08 at 2:32 pm


So true...I remember one nursery rhyme that if you sang all the verses seemed like it would never end ..London Bridge..The bridge itself is probably shorter than the song ;D
...and that London Bridge mentioned in the song is different from the one that is there now.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/09/08 at 4:15 pm

no nursery rhymes in my club.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/09/08 at 4:17 pm


What's New Pussycat? Woah Woah


Hey...I was only just listening to that song.. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/08 at 4:21 pm


no nursery rhymes in my club.
You missed out on a treat.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/09/08 at 4:25 pm


...and that London Bridge mentioned in the song is different from the one that is there now.


Isn't the original London Bridge in the U.S. now?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/08 at 4:30 pm


Isn't the original London Bridge in the U.S. now?
To my knowledge, there has been three London Bridge.


The first one:
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Nicholas-Visscher/Old-London-Bridge-Detail-from-Vischers-London-17th-Century-Giclee-Print-C11727387.jpeg

The Second one now relocated in Arizona:
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/roadside-landmarks-1.jpg

And the current one;
http://z.about.com/d/walking/1/7/L/k/londonbridge.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/09/08 at 4:32 pm

That 1st one looks elaborate...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/08 at 4:33 pm


That 1st one looks elaborate...
From the 17th Century.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/09/08 at 5:03 pm


You missed out on a treat.


What treat?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/08 at 5:05 pm


What treat?
The innocence of nursery rhymes when young.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/09/08 at 5:08 pm


The innocence of nursery rhymes when young.


How about one?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/09/08 at 5:20 pm


The innocence of nursery rhymes when young.




How about one?





Baa baa Howard, have you any carts?
Yes Phil, yes Al, three carts full
One for the postwhore, one for the fool
and one for my Billzy who keeps me in chains

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/09/08 at 5:21 pm






Baa baa Howard, have you any carts?
Yes Phil, yes Al, three carts full
One for the postwhore, one for the fool
and one for my Billzy who keeps me in chains



Ha!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/08 at 5:23 pm






Baa baa Howard, have you any carts?
Yes Phil, yes Al, three carts full
One for the postwhore, one for the fool
and one for my Billzy who keeps me in chains
Another masterpiece!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/09/08 at 5:25 pm


Another masterpiece!


Thank you, kind sir !    ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/09/08 at 5:27 pm


Thank you, kind sir !    ;D


That has a certain ring to it....Sir Philip Eno....Don't you think?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/09/08 at 5:28 pm


That has a certain ring to it....Sir Philip Eno....Don't you think?
Just like Sir Kit Braker?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/09/08 at 5:36 pm


That has a certain ring to it....Sir Philip Eno....Don't you think?


We should ALL put in a request for a knighthood ?    :-\\  'Sir mushroom' ..... doesn't sound quite right ? But cool !  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/09/08 at 5:49 pm


We should ALL put in a request for a knighthood ?    :-\\  'Sir mushroom' ..... doesn't sound quite right ? But cool !  ;D


No that doesn't sound quite right.  ;D 

For some reason THIS just popped into my head....If Mr Mister married Mooster....would she then be Mooster Mister?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/09/08 at 5:53 pm


No that doesn't sound quite right.  ;D 

For some reason THIS just popped into my head....If Mr Mister married Mooster....would she then be Mooster Mister?


Poor Mooster ! She'll have nightmares if she reads this one !    ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/09/08 at 6:04 pm


Poor Mooster ! She'll have nightmares if she reads this one !    ;D


It's okay Al...it's only in my twisted mind presently.... ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/09/08 at 6:33 pm


It's okay Al...it's only in my twisted mind presently.... ;D


Still ..... she DOES live in Sydney too ..... so you never know. Btw .... gibbo ... if you ever get down this way .... be sure to look me up .... we'll have a few beers ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/09/08 at 6:40 pm


Still ..... she DOES live in Sydney too ..... so you never know. Btw .... gibbo ... if you ever get down this way .... be sure to look me up .... we'll have a few beers ?


You can count on it. Of course, having said that, I can't see myself in Sydney in the foreseeable future....

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/09/08 at 6:43 pm


You can count on it. Of course, having said that, I can't see myself in Sydney in the foreseeable future....


Whenever.  8)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/09/08 at 6:45 pm


Whenever.   8)


Hey...I actually think we will meet up some day. Much more chance than meeting some of our overseas buddies.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/09/08 at 6:54 pm


Hey...I actually think we will meet up some day. Much more chance than meeting some of our overseas buddies.


Although I intend to get over to the UK soon .... in the next couple of months ? An 'Eno' meeting .... not impossible ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/09/08 at 6:57 pm


Although I intend to get over to the UK soon .... in the next couple of months ? An 'Eno' meeting .... not impossible ?


That would be something to look forward to. But if you go over to his place...you'd better take a lap top!! ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/09/08 at 6:58 pm


That would be something to look forward to. But if you go over to his place...you'd better take a lap top!! ;D


I doubt I'd see his place. Most likely ... a pub meeting over some ciders ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/09/08 at 7:09 pm


I doubt I'd see his place. Most likely ... a pub meeting over some ciders ?


But not too long a meeting. Philip's post count would take a dip....Sounds like lap tops are still required for the meeting!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/09/08 at 8:05 pm


Hey...I was only just listening to that song.. :)

Great song to song at the top of your voice.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/10/08 at 2:51 am


You can count on it. Of course, having said that, I can't see myself in Sydney in the foreseeable future....
Met halfway?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/10/08 at 2:52 am


But not too long a meeting. Philip's post count would take a dip....Sounds like lap tops are still required for the meeting!
I will be drinking cider too!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/10/08 at 7:20 am

Who's having fun this morning?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/10/08 at 7:43 am


Who's having fun this morning?


Fun's nearly over for my Saturday....nearly 11.00 pm here.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/10/08 at 7:47 am


Fun's nearly over for my Saturday....nearly 11.00 pm here.


It's 9 in the morning here.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/10/08 at 10:51 am


Fun's nearly over for my Saturday....nearly 11.00 pm here.
That late already?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/10/08 at 10:53 am


That late already?


No...now it's 2.00 am on Sunday morning...... getting sleepy........

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/10/08 at 11:28 am


No...now it's 2.00 am on Sunday morning...... getting sleepy........
The witching hour?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/10/08 at 6:23 pm


The witching hour?


or the bitching hour.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/10/08 at 10:27 pm


or the bitching hour.


...it was more like the twitching hour  ;D...but I've slept now and am well rested... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/11/08 at 5:54 am

who's having fun now?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/11/08 at 5:55 am


who's having fun now?
All the fun in this Fun Club is under your command.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/11/08 at 5:58 am


All the fun in this Fun Club is under your command.


It's the morning now,fun comes later tonight in the Strip Lounge. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/11/08 at 6:03 am


All the fun in this Fun Club is under your command.


I will resist such commands. Even if Howard commands ... I'm always looking to have fun !  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/11/08 at 6:07 am


It's the morning now,fun comes later tonight in the Strip Lounge. ;D

I will resist such commands. Even if Howard commands ... I'm always looking to have fun !  :D
So will can only have for at night time here?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/11/08 at 5:00 pm


So will can only have for at night time here?



Yes Sir Mr.Phil.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/12/08 at 12:17 am



Yes Sir Mr.Phil.
How did the fun go last night?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/12/08 at 6:55 am


How did the fun go last night?


my cell phone went off in the middle of a lap dance. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/12/08 at 7:09 am


my cell phone went off in the middle of a lap dance. ;D
Did you stop to answer it?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/13/08 at 7:16 am


Did you stop to answer it?


No she just kept on going. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/13/08 at 7:17 am


No she just kept on going. ;D
Ignoring the phone?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/13/08 at 7:18 am


Ignoring the phone?


She ignored the phone.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/13/08 at 7:40 am


She ignored the phone.
Was it you phoning her?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/13/08 at 2:36 pm


No she just kept on going. ;D


Maybe it was set on vibrate...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/13/08 at 2:38 pm


Was it you phoning her?



She didn't have her phone with her,she was topless.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/13/08 at 2:39 pm


Maybe it was set on vibrate...


vibrator.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/13/08 at 2:47 pm


vibrator.



...I sense you're getting tempted again.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/13/08 at 2:57 pm



...I sense you're getting tempted again.  ;D


By something in HER PANTS. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/13/08 at 3:19 pm


By something in HER PANTS. ;D



More like something in YOURS.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/14/08 at 7:39 am



More like something in YOURS.  ;D


There's always something IN MY PANTS,her hands!  ;D ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/14/08 at 8:44 pm


There's always something IN MY PANTS,her hands!  ;D ;)


Geez...she'd better wear gloves... ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/15/08 at 2:29 am


Geez...she'd better wear gloves... ;D
How can she answer the phnoe wearing gloves?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/15/08 at 6:54 am


Geez...she'd better wear gloves... ;D



Why? ??? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/15/08 at 6:55 am



Why? ??? ;D
Is it because it is cold?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/15/08 at 6:59 am

Did you say 'old'?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/15/08 at 7:02 am


Did you say 'old'?
Noope, I said cold.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/15/08 at 12:43 pm


Geez...she'd better wear gloves... ;D


or use vaseline.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/15/08 at 12:45 pm


How can she answer the phnoe wearing gloves?


I'm the one answering the phone,she's the one lap dancing. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/15/08 at 2:01 pm


I'm the one answering the phone,she's the one lap dancing. ;)
Oh, it was your phone that went off not hers.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/16/08 at 3:45 pm


Oh, it was your phone that went off not hers.


She was half naked so she had no phone. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/16/08 at 4:15 pm


Oh, it was your phone that went off not hers.


Something went off...and I don't think it was a phone.. :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/16/08 at 7:57 pm


Something went off...and I don't think it was a phone.. :o


Just what I was thinking some posts back.  :o ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/17/08 at 6:04 am


Just what I was thinking some posts back.  :o ;D
[/quote

And what were you thinking?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/17/08 at 6:34 am

What Peter said.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/17/08 at 7:11 am


Something went off...and I don't think it was a phone.. :o
What kind of tone was it?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/17/08 at 7:21 am

A human tone.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/17/08 at 7:58 am


A human tone.
How does it sound?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/17/08 at 8:07 am

It depends on them.   ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/17/08 at 8:08 am


It depends on them.   ;)
Was it musical?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/17/08 at 8:54 am

Maybe they sang an aria. ;D Esp. Howard.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/17/08 at 2:37 pm


Maybe they sang an aria. ;D Esp. Howard.
A better class of ring tone?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/17/08 at 2:43 pm


A better class of ring tone?


more like a woman's moan.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/17/08 at 4:09 pm


more like a woman's moan.
Not a groan?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/18/08 at 5:53 am


Not a groan?


Would that be the same thing?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/18/08 at 6:15 am


Would that be the same thing?

Groan ..Bad
Moan..Good :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/18/08 at 7:04 am

in a nutshell!!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/08 at 11:18 am


Groan ..Bad
Moan..Good :)
It is always good to have a ocassional moan now and then.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/18/08 at 11:34 am


It is always good to have a ocassional moan now and then.

in a nutshell!!  ;D

So true
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd235/confused_brain/moan.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/08 at 11:46 am

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk64/hdrshooter/mona-ani.gif

Moaner Lisa ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 05/18/08 at 12:24 pm

Bad type of moaning
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee292/josieandron/moaningmyrtl.gif
Good type
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e188/Bigbear689/120853.gif

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/08 at 12:28 pm


Bad type of moaning
http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee292/josieandron/moaningmyrtl.gif
Good type
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e188/Bigbear689/120853.gif
I sense a future word of the day here.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/18/08 at 12:37 pm


http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk64/hdrshooter/mona-ani.gif

Moaner Lisa ?


;D ;D ;D. Philip!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/08 at 12:41 pm


;D ;D ;D. Philip!
She moans and moans all day long!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/18/08 at 12:44 pm




Good type
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e188/Bigbear689/120853.gif



What future  word...MonMoandays!! ;D :o :o :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/08 at 4:36 pm



What future  word...MonMoandays!! ;D :o :o :o
...and tomorrow is Moanday!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/18/08 at 4:37 pm


http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk64/hdrshooter/mona-ani.gif

Moaner Lisa ?


must be a new porn actress.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/18/08 at 4:39 pm


must be a new porn actress.  ;D
A 16th century porn actress?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/18/08 at 4:40 pm


A 16th century porn actress?


No,someone from today's times.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/22/08 at 3:44 pm


No,someone from today's times.



Who from today does it remind you of Howard?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/22/08 at 3:45 pm



Who from today does it remind you of Howard?
Tom Cruise?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/22/08 at 3:45 pm



Who from today does it remind you of Howard?

Tom Cruise?
With his shades on?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/22/08 at 11:29 pm


She moans and moans all day long!


The 'Boomtown Rats' may not like 'Moandays' .......... but SHE does !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/22/08 at 11:47 pm


The 'Boomtown Rats' may not like 'Moandays' .......... but SHE does !


I bet!! :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/23/08 at 1:53 am


The 'Boomtown Rats' may not like 'Moandays' .......... but SHE does !


Moanday, moanday, cant trust that day
Moanday, moanday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh moanday mornin you gave me no warnin of what was to be
Oh moanday, moanday, how could you leave and not take me

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/23/08 at 2:08 am


Moanday, moanday, cant trust that day
Moanday, moanday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh moanday mornin you gave me no warnin of what was to be
Oh moanday, moanday, how could you leave and not take me





Oh moanday, moanday, how could you leave and not take me



So, there you have it ladies. For a good time, see 'gibbo' of  Brisbane, Queensland.  I predict that destination will soon see a marked increase in tourism !    :-X











:D


;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/23/08 at 2:19 am





So, there you have it ladies. For a good time, see 'gibbo' of  Brisbane, Queensland.  I predict that destination will soon see a marked increase in tourism !    :-X



I appreciate the advertising on my behalf Al....  I expect a big weekend now.  ;D

remember ladies...."If you leave me, can I come too.....?"

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/23/08 at 2:24 am


I appreciate the advertising on my behalf Al....  I expect a big weekend now.  ;D

remember ladies...."If you leave me, can I come too.....?"


A line sung by Australian pop group .... (appropriately) ..... 'Mental as Anything'.






Who cares if they leave you, gibbo ? As long as you come !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/23/08 at 2:25 am


A line sung by Australian pop group .... (appropriately) ..... 'Mental as Anything'.






Who cares if they leave you, gibbo ? As long as you come !


Come, come now Alan !!!!......No seriously........

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/23/08 at 6:18 am

http://www.cocktailequipment.com/products/product.asp?ID=3750&title=Moaner+Lisa+Orgasmic+Bottle+Opener

The Moaner Lisa Orgasmic Bottle Opener.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/23/08 at 9:13 am


Moanday, moanday, cant trust that day
Moanday, moanday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh moanday mornin you gave me no warnin of what was to be
Oh moanday, moanday, how could you leave and not take me


Different kind of moan...from her?  :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/24/08 at 6:59 am


Different kind of moan...from her?  :o


orgasmic,maybe?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/24/08 at 9:17 am

Definitely...yes.....for sure....yes...yes.....

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/25/08 at 2:06 am


Definitely...yes.....for sure....yes...yes.....
Definitely?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/25/08 at 5:47 am

yes.  :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/27/08 at 12:06 pm

^ red cross time, the image is not showing.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/27/08 at 8:46 pm


Definitely...yes.....for sure....yes...yes.....


Is it me or is it getting hot in here?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/27/08 at 10:00 pm


Is it me or is it getting hot in here?



So hot .... in fact ....




















http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6995/32033539mo6.gif
Is she just cooling down, or looking for something to eat ?  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/27/08 at 10:24 pm

http://213.35.53.10/store/media/new/all/main688a.gif

And it's going to get even hotter.  :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/27/08 at 10:29 pm


http://213.35.53.10/store/media/new/all/main688a.gif

And it's going to get even hotter.  :o



It will ..... when you see certain pics I've posted .... in other threads. Featuring YOU !    :P  :D  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/27/08 at 11:36 pm



It will ..... when you see certain pics I've posted .... in other threads. Featuring YOU !    :P   :D   ;D


So, that WASN'T Howard in the big red bow then?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/27/08 at 11:48 pm


Is it me or is it getting hot in here?


It may be you.  :D :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/27/08 at 11:50 pm


It may be you.   :D :D



You're right! ...I mean...yes, yes...oh YES!!!!  Or in guy speak....yeah, yeah, yeah ....next please.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/27/08 at 11:52 pm



So hot .... in fact ....




















http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6995/32033539mo6.gif
Is she just cooling down, or looking for something to eat ?  ::)


Mean!! ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/27/08 at 11:55 pm


Mean!! ;D



Just getting in the 'swim of things' ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: adagio on 05/28/08 at 12:05 am

No, I have been. :P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/28/08 at 1:44 am



You're right! ...I mean...yes, yes...oh YES!!!!   Or in guy speak....yeah, yeah, yeah ....next please.
Gift wrapped?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/28/08 at 7:11 am



It will ..... when you see certain pics I've posted .... in other threads. Featuring YOU !    :P   :D   ;D


This is girl is even hotter than me. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/08 at 6:34 am

Your club has been quiet?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 05/29/08 at 7:33 am


Your club has been quiet?



YOURS  ^  ..... is THE 'Hot HOT HOT ! ' ................. 'new kid on the block' !                              :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/29/08 at 3:25 pm


Your club has been quiet?



No action tonight,been kind of slow.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/30/08 at 2:34 am



No action tonight,been kind of slow.
When will the fun pick up again?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/30/08 at 6:21 am


When will the fun pick up again?


tonight in The Lust Lounge.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/30/08 at 9:43 am


tonight in The Lust Lounge.
Will everyone be there?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/30/08 at 3:37 pm


Will everyone be there?


I'm totally against lust!!!  Well....I'm pushing up hard against it..... ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/30/08 at 3:39 pm


Will everyone be there?


yes, The girls of Penthouse as well.  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/30/08 at 3:42 pm


yes, The girls of Penthouse as well.  ;)


Hope they DO get into a girl fight with the bunnies.... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/30/08 at 4:22 pm


Hope they DO get into a girl fight with the bunnies.... ;)


they might start to kiss.  :o ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 05/30/08 at 4:24 pm


they might start to kiss.  :o ;)


Yes....sharing all that love.  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 05/30/08 at 4:24 pm


Yes....sharing all that love.  ::)



Why don't you look happy?  ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/31/08 at 7:34 am



Why don't you look happy?  ???
Happy to be here?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 06/01/08 at 6:54 am


Happy to be here?



I know I am. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/03/08 at 2:23 am

I am here now, but where is the fun?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 06/03/08 at 6:13 am


I am here now, but where is the fun?


Sorry,They're gonna be late.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/03/08 at 6:17 am


Sorry,They're gonna be late.
OK, I will nip off elsewhere and come back later.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 06/03/08 at 6:18 am


OK, I will nip off elsewhere and come back later.


Sure that sounds like a good idea.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/03/08 at 6:24 am


Sure that sounds like a good idea.
I will not be going far because it is raining.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 06/03/08 at 6:45 am


I will not be going far because it is raining.


you could stay here until the women come in.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/03/08 at 6:52 am


you could stay here until the women come in.
Is there tea available?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 06/03/08 at 7:09 am


Is there tea available?


Lipton.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 06/06/08 at 7:04 am


you could stay here until the women come in.



Lipton.


Combining both.....I like Peggy Lipton (from the Mod Squad).

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 06/07/08 at 6:39 am



Combining both.....I like Peggy Lipton (from the Mod Squad).


Me Too.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 06/07/08 at 7:00 am


Me Too.


Thought you'd be too young to remember Mod Squad...

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 06/07/08 at 10:36 am


Thought you'd be too young to remember Mod Squad...


The name is enough to make me shudder. I need a machine gun ... to make a LEVEL playing field !    ::)    :-X    :P    ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/08/08 at 12:55 am


Lipton.
That will do very nicely.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 06/08/08 at 12:57 am


That will do very nicely.


Join the jigglers....

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 06/08/08 at 6:32 am


Join the jigglers....


I'm going to stare at the jigglers.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 06/08/08 at 6:33 am


Thought you'd be too young to remember Mod Squad...


I think I was too young to remember it.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/12/08 at 2:35 am


Join the jigglers....
Is that another form of tea?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 06/12/08 at 7:55 am


Is that another form of tea?


No,that's jello and tonight the women will be wrestling in it.Gibbo's the referee. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 06/12/08 at 8:41 am


No,that's jello and tonight the women will be wrestling in it.Gibbo's the referee. ;)












You're gonna let the guy with the mask referee this one ?  ???  :o    ???















http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_10307.png
Don't be surprised, if he just says:
















http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8162/howardbi1.jpg

"May the best mask win" !    ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 06/12/08 at 10:37 pm












You're gonna let the guy with the mask referee this one ?  ???   :o    ???















http://www.inthe00s.com/avatars_custom/avatar_10307.png
Don't be surprised, if he just says:
















http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8162/howardbi1.jpg

"May the best mask win" !     ::)


I'll win!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 06/12/08 at 11:42 pm


Is that another form of tea?


Yes it's tea...Lipton tea bags had an add with the catch phrase 'Join the jigglers, Liptons jigglers...'

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 06/13/08 at 6:46 am


Yes it's tea...Lipton tea bags had an add with the catch phrase 'Join the jigglers, Liptons jigglers...'


There's no such thing as Lipton jigglers. ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 06/13/08 at 9:10 am


There's no such thing as Lipton jigglers. ::)


And Howard .......... has NEVER  been known ........ to be wrong !    :-X    ::)    :-X    :P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 06/13/08 at 2:33 pm

http://www.qualitycondoms.com/media/candy_bra

How about The Candy Bra?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 06/13/08 at 3:20 pm


http://www.qualitycondoms.com/media/candy_bra

How about The Candy Bra?  ;D


What a truly great concept... ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 06/13/08 at 6:13 pm


What a truly great concept... ;)



http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/410ZR77W33L.jpg

and this too,Gibbo. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 07/12/08 at 4:54 am



http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/410ZR77W33L.jpg

and this too,Gibbo. ;D



This thread had not had a post since June 14th  :o....

The edible undies concept? ...I still have a problem with.... :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 07/12/08 at 5:33 am



This thread had not had a post since June 14th  :o....

The edible undies concept? ...I still have a problem with.... :o

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o169/carameldlight/EDIBLEUNDIES.jpg

Does it melt in your mouth?  Or is it stringy

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 07/12/08 at 6:21 am


http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o169/carameldlight/EDIBLEUNDIES.jpg

Does it melt in your mouth?  Or is it stringy


As in G stringy?  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/12/08 at 6:40 am


http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o169/carameldlight/EDIBLEUNDIES.jpg

Does it melt in your mouth?  Or is it stringy



Imagine trying to pull it off with your teeth like a twizzler,That would make my mouth happy! ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/12/08 at 6:41 am



This thread had not had a post since June 14th  :o....

The edible undies concept? ...I still have a problem with.... :o


You eat the undies like food,what part don't you understand?  ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 07/12/08 at 6:42 am


As in G stringy?  ;)

What if you choked eating them..or maybe they dissolve.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/12/08 at 6:43 am


What if you choked eating them..or maybe they dissolve.


But where does that leave the woman? NAKED?  :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 07/12/08 at 7:20 am


What if you choked eating them..or maybe they dissolve.


As long as there are no 'skid marks'....it's all good!  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 07/12/08 at 8:07 am


As long as there are no 'skid marks'....it's all good!  ;)

Yes but they do come in chocolate :-\\would you see the skid marks?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 07/12/08 at 8:08 am


Yes but they do come in chocolate :-\\would you see the skid marks?


Therein lies my dilemna.......chocolate undies, I won't have a bar of it!!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/13/08 at 5:49 am


Yes but they do come in chocolate :-\\would you see the skid marks?


But it's chocolate,why would you see skid marks?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/13/08 at 5:50 am


Therein lies my dilemna.......chocolate undies, I won't have a bar of it!!  ;D


Would you buy it for your wife?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 07/13/08 at 5:51 am


Would you buy it for your wife?


Don't think so....

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/13/08 at 5:53 am

Does it come in granny panty size? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 07/22/08 at 3:22 am

Howard...where have you been? We've been locked out of the club...had to break in to send this message.... :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 07/22/08 at 6:35 am


Howard...where have you been? We've been locked out of the club...had to break in to send this message.... :o

Maybe he lost the key.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 07/22/08 at 6:47 am


Maybe he lost the key.



Wait ....from what I can tell...he's never used his key!!!  :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 07/22/08 at 6:52 am



Wait ....from what I can tell...he's never used his key!!!  :o

Umm..Have we commited illegal entry here?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 07/22/08 at 7:09 am


Umm..Have we commited illegal entry here?



Sounds like a jail term if I admit to such a thing!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 07/22/08 at 7:38 am



Sounds like a jail term if I admit to such a thing!

We have to commit you to lock-up now ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/22/08 at 7:41 am


Howard...where have you been? We've been locked out of the club...had to break in to send this message.... :o


I'm sorry,been out for a while.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/22/08 at 7:44 am


We have to commit you to lock-up now ;D


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xeUZiVOLL._SS400_.jpg

Put him under house arrest with THIS cop. >:( ;D^

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 07/22/08 at 8:37 am


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51xeUZiVOLL._SS400_.jpg

Put him under house arrest with THIS cop. >:( ;D^


Take me officer...TAKE ME!!!! :D  I'll even bring my own handcuffs......... :o

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/23/08 at 7:07 am


Take me officer...TAKE ME!!!! :D   I'll even bring my own handcuffs......... :o


http://www.keepshooting.com/productimages/restraints/handcuffs/furry-handcuffsbig.jpg

Bring these and she'll have you tied to the bed. ;)

You've been charged with a salt and battery. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 07/23/08 at 7:09 am


http://www.keepshooting.com/productimages/restraints/handcuffs/furry-handcuffsbig.jpg

Bring these and she'll have you tied to the bed. ;)

You've been charged with a salt and battery. ;D




Charged is a very good word!  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/23/08 at 7:12 am


Charged is a very good word!  :D


She knows you've been a bad boy. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 07/23/08 at 7:59 am


She knows you've been a bad boy. ;)


Correction...that would be a very, very bad boy!!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/23/08 at 12:56 pm

http://www.halloweenfantasy.com/files/thumbnails/t_18331.jpg

Here's another female cop,now you're in trouble,Gibby! >:( ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 07/24/08 at 4:25 am


http://www.halloweenfantasy.com/files/thumbnails/t_18331.jpg

Here's another female cop,now you're in trouble,Gibby! >:( ;D


I agree....but it's not me that's in trouble.. ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/24/08 at 6:48 am


I agree....but it's not me that's in trouble.. ::)


Are you gonna fight with the long arm of the law? ;)

By the time she's finished with you,you'll find something else that's long. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/11/08 at 9:50 am

The HFC is open for business. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 09/11/08 at 10:06 am


The HFC is open for business. ;)

It's about time ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 09/11/08 at 4:20 pm

Was it closed down for a couple of months due to health and safety issues?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/11/08 at 6:44 pm


Was it closed down for a couple of months due to health and safety issues?


No,I just haven't posted in it for 2 months.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/17/08 at 2:33 am

Has the fun left the Fun Club?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/17/08 at 6:53 am


Has the fun left the Fun Club?



We're always having fun in The HFC. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 09/17/08 at 10:32 am



We're always having fun in The HFC. ;)


The highest quality of fun.  High standards.  Is all of this fun covered by insurance?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/17/08 at 3:23 pm


The highest quality of fun.  High standards.  Is all of this fun covered by insurance?



Yes by Medicaid. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/18/08 at 6:14 am



We're always having fun in The HFC. ;)
When does the next fun start?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/18/08 at 6:51 am


When does the next fun start?


Tonight in The Adult Lounge.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 09/18/08 at 7:10 am


Tonight in The Adult Lounge.

Is it adult education class?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/18/08 at 7:12 am


Tonight in The Adult Lounge.
At what time?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/18/08 at 7:22 am


Is it adult education class?



No, Sex Education One on One. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/18/08 at 7:22 am


At what time?


After Midnight. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/18/08 at 7:43 am


After Midnight. ;)
Is that your midnight or my midnight?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/18/08 at 7:04 pm


Is that your midnight or my midnight?



My Midnight is at 12,that's when the lights go low.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/21/08 at 3:17 am



My Midnight is at 12,that's when the lights go low.
...and how did it go?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/21/08 at 5:45 am


...and how did it go?



It didn't start yet.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/21/08 at 12:27 pm



It didn't start yet.
Please let us know when it does.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/21/08 at 4:54 pm


Please let us know when it does.


I'll let the fun start with dancing girls.


http://z.about.com/d/studenttravel/1/0/z/H/christine_club_puerto11.jpg

One of these girls are named Christine from The Puerto Rican Dancing Club. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 09/21/08 at 10:41 pm


I'll let the fun start with dancing girls.


http://z.about.com/d/studenttravel/1/0/z/H/christine_club_puerto11.jpg

One of these girls are named Christine from The Puerto Rican Dancing Club. ;)


What a couple of cuties.  Well....I'm having fun....... :) ::) ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/22/08 at 5:54 am


What a couple of cuties.   Well....I'm having fun....... :) ::) ;)



No you're not,you're not having fun yet. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/22/08 at 6:07 am



No you're not,you're not having fun yet. ;)
When can I have fun?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 09/22/08 at 6:08 am


When can I have fun?



When the dancing women arrive.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/06/08 at 10:28 am



When the dancing women arrive.
I see that the dancing women have not arrived yet.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/06/08 at 7:04 pm


I see that the dancing women have not arrived yet.


Sorry, they were held up in traffic.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/06/08 at 8:40 pm


Sorry, they were held up in traffic.


One was last seen on the Abbey Road webcam ... wearing a red sweater. If she's feeling too hot (and she LOOKS 'hot-hot-hot' ) .... I'm sure a few of us would offer to help hang it up somewhere for her ?








:D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/08 at 5:29 am


One was last seen on the Abbey Road webcam ... wearing a red sweater. If she's feeling too hot (and she LOOKS 'hot-hot-hot' ) .... I'm sure a few of us would offer to help hang it up somewhere for her ?








:D
Would you like me to go back to the Abbey Road Crossing to see if she is still there?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/07/08 at 6:25 am


Would you like me to go back to the Abbey Road Crossing to see if she is still there?


You have my permission. I won't snitch on you .... to your wife !   8)







Anyhow, even assuming she's NOT there (most likely) ... I'm sure if you bide your time, on a sunny day ... (yes, rare in the UK) .... there'll be some more 'eye-candy' .... to make it worthwhile ?   ???
















:P





;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/08 at 6:28 am


You have my permission. I won't snitch on you .... to your wife !   8)







Anyhow, even assuming she's NOT there (most likely) ... I'm sure if you bide your time, on a sunny day ... (yes, rare in the UK) .... there'll be some more 'eye-candy' .... to make it worthwhile ?   ???
















:P





;D
I will wait for that sunny day.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/07/08 at 6:30 am


I will wait for that sunny day.



Roll on  8)  :-X














next year !





:P











:D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/08 at 6:52 am


One was last seen on the Abbey Road webcam ... wearing a red sweater. If she's feeling too hot (and she LOOKS 'hot-hot-hot' ) .... I'm sure a few of us would offer to help hang it up somewhere for her ?








:D
For the record...

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2092/copyofabbeyvajs4.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/07/08 at 6:52 am


One was last seen on the Abbey Road webcam ... wearing a red sweater. If she's feeling too hot (and she LOOKS 'hot-hot-hot' ) .... I'm sure a few of us would offer to help hang it up somewhere for her ?








:D


Ok,here she is Betty Boobers aka Kitten Natividad.

http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/aerobicise/eroticize400x300.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/07/08 at 6:53 am


For the record...

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2092/copyofabbeyvajs4.jpg


Is that Alan in the blue shirt? ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/07/08 at 7:04 am


Is that Alan in the blue shirt? ???


What the hell you worried about the guy in the blue shirt for ... or ANY guy .... for that matter. Call yourself a red blooded male Howard ? I only see ONE person on that crossing .... and BLUE ..... AINT the color !











:D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/07/08 at 7:25 am


What the hell you worried about the guy in the blue shirt for ... or ANY guy .... for that matter. Call yourself a red blooded male Howard ? I only see ONE person on that crossing .... and BLUE ..... AINT the color !











:D


I thought you were crossing the street and you saw that beautiful girl. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/07/08 at 7:27 am


I thought you were crossing the street and you saw that beautiful girl. ;D


A close up on that pic ........ and I HAVE zoomed in ......... reveals my eyes are more on her ... uhm ... assets ... than looking at the camera !  (I'll bet she realised .... just like she knows almost EVERY guys eyes are trained there ! )     :-X    ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/07/08 at 7:29 am


A close up on that pic ........ and I HAVE zoomed in ......... reveals my eyes are more on her ... uhm ... assets ... than looking at the camera !  (I'll bet she realised .... just like she knows almost EVERY guys eyes are trained there ! )     :-X    ::)


So that was YOU?  ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/07/08 at 7:33 am


So that was YOU?  ???


Yes .. I'm the guy with the beer belly .. in the blue top. Hopefully, I'll bring that back into line !


There's more shots in the abbey road crossing thread ... which I linked to from 'Show us what you look like thread' ... you haven't seen ? Had shots of me and Phil in.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/07/08 at 7:34 am


Yes .. I'm the guy with the beer belly .. in the blue top. Hopefully, I'll bring that back into line !


There's more shots in the abbey road crossing thread ... which I linked to from 'Show us what you look like thread' ... you haven't seen ? Had shots of me and Phil in.



Were you checking out the woman?  ??? ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/07/08 at 7:39 am



Were you checking out the woman?  ??? ;)


I was checking out her 'mammary glands' !    :)    8)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/08 at 8:45 am


Is that Alan in the blue shirt? ???
...and that is me behind the camera.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/07/08 at 3:07 pm


I was checking out her 'mammary glands' !    :)    8)


I wish I was in that picture. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/08 at 3:08 pm


I wish I was in that picture. ;D
No doubt it can be arranged.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/07/08 at 3:21 pm


No doubt it can be arranged.


It can be,with Photoshop. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/08 at 3:32 pm


It can be,with Photoshop. ;D
I do not have the skills required, but others do.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/07/08 at 8:17 pm


I was checking out her 'mammary glands' !    :)    8)



I wish I was in that picture. ;D



It can be,with Photoshop. ;D



I do not have the skills required, but others do.




If only I did.  :-http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5347/howabbeyoq2.jpg
Hey girl, watch out for Howard's neck !  >:(















:P







:D



;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 10/07/08 at 10:02 pm


What the hell you worried about the guy in the blue shirt for ... or ANY guy .... for that matter. Call yourself a red blooded male Howard ? I only see ONE person on that crossing .... and BLUE ..... AINT the color !











:D


We'll have to rename you to Mr Missed her...... :P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/07/08 at 10:18 pm




If only I did.  :-http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5347/howabbeyoq2.jpg
Hey girl, watch out for Howard's neck !   >:(















:P







:D



;D


Hey,What's my neck doing all the way down her pants?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/07/08 at 10:30 pm


Hey,What's my neck doing all the way down her pants?  ;D















On the way there ....  via way of a quick check of her 'lungs' ?  ???    ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/08 at 1:57 am




If only I did.  :-http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5347/howabbeyoq2.jpg
Hey girl, watch out for Howard's neck !   >:(















:P







:D



;D
We could all do with a neck like this.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/08/08 at 4:39 am


It can be,with Photoshop. ;D


This is the one I did, but didn't have the time to post earlier.

Notice Howard's tongue is hanging out of his mouth and his eyes are popping out of his skull!  lol 

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: gibbo on 10/08/08 at 5:32 am


This is the one I did, but didn't have the time to post earlier.

Notice Howard's tongue is hanging out of his mouth and his eyes are popping out of his skull!  lol 


You mean that was photoshopped? ...could have sworn it was real!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/08/08 at 6:37 am


This is the one I did, but didn't have the time to post earlier.

Notice Howard's tongue is hanging out of his mouth and his eyes are popping out of his skull!  lol 


Man,I've never seen such uh.. BIG uh.. hair.  ;D ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/08/08 at 6:39 am















On the way there ....  via way of a quick check of her 'lungs' ?   ???    ::)


Her lungs are not below her navel,Alan. ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/08/08 at 8:38 am


This is the one I did, but didn't have the time to post earlier.

Notice Howard's tongue is hanging out of his mouth and his eyes are popping out of his skull!  lol 















The bulging eyes ? Now THAT part I can believe !  :D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/08 at 9:23 am


You mean that was photoshopped? ...could have sworn it was real!   ;D
It was for real!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/08/08 at 9:51 am


It was for real!


But my neck isn't that long.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/08 at 9:53 am


But my neck isn't that long.
You should exercise your neck as practice.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/08/08 at 9:55 am


You should exercise your neck as practice.



I do that when I get out of bed.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/08/08 at 9:59 am


You should exercise your neck as practice.






I do that when I get out of bed.










And your eyes ........ get PLENTY of practice .......... coming out on 'beanstalks' through the day .... at the poor innocent young ladies 'mammary glands' ?













Aren't you ASHAMED of yourself ............... 'bra inspector ' ?     >:(  ???    ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/08/08 at 10:01 am












And your eyes ........ get PLENTY of practice .......... coming out on 'beanstalks' through the day .... at the poor innocent young ladies 'mammary glands' ?













Aren't you ASHAMED of yourself ............... 'bra inspector ' ?     >:(   ???    ???


I always get free samples at Pathmark when young women bend down. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/08/08 at 10:02 am


I always get free samples at Pathmark when young women bend down. ;)


Any positions vacant ? I wouldn't mind checking out a few young American honeys either !    ???    8)    ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/08 at 10:05 am


I always get free samples at Pathmark when young women bend down. ;)
Too much information

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/08/08 at 10:14 am


Too much information


Au contraire ! What are their vital statistics, on average ........... and ........ do you have any pics you'd like to share ?    ???


























:D


Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/08 at 10:17 am


Au contraire ! What are their vital statistics, on average ........... and ........ do you have any pics you'd like to share ?    ???


























:D



I have found a picture of Howard at Pathmark...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1181/1338260387_24d7f90661_m.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/08/08 at 10:24 am


I have found a picture of Howard at Pathmark...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1181/1338260387_24d7f90661_m.jpg




There's Howard ... patiently waiting to come to the aid of any young damsel in distress, who complains about bra slippage. Always ready to lend his support !    :)    8) 

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/08 at 10:32 am

After constant viewing of the Pathmark website...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3146/2552462547_4ed03725f0_m.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/08/08 at 7:10 pm


I have found a picture of Howard at Pathmark...

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1181/1338260387_24d7f90661_m.jpg



I don't see me in there. ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/08/08 at 7:10 pm


Any positions vacant ? I wouldn't mind checking out a few young American honeys either !    ???    8)    ;D


No not right now but I'll let you know if they're available. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/09/08 at 6:16 am


No not right now but I'll let you know if they're available. ;)
How about other supermarkets?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/09/08 at 6:37 am


How about other supermarkets?


No,they don't sell women in supermarkets though I wish they did. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 10/09/08 at 6:52 am


No,they don't sell women in supermarkets though I wish they did. ;)

I'm sure you would have your cart full ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/09/08 at 6:53 am


I'm sure you would have your cart full ;D



Oh Yeah I sure would.Blondes,Brunettes and Redheads. ;D ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/09/08 at 6:55 am



Oh Yeah I sure would.Blondes,Brunettes and Redheads. ;D ;)


... and find out the TRUE color of their hair ............ after the panties are removed ?



Assuming not shaved /dyed ! 











:D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/09/08 at 7:11 am


... and find out the TRUE color of their hair ............ after the panties are removed ?



Assuming not shaved /dyed !   











:D


If Pathmark only sold them. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/08 at 6:47 am


If Pathmark only sold them. ;D
Can you shop somewhere else?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/16/08 at 6:52 am


Can you shop somewhere else?


Yes, at a porn shop. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: greenjello74 on 10/16/08 at 9:40 am


No,they don't sell women in supermarkets though I wish they did. ;)


They do in Adult Supermarkets plus they includea free vinyl repair kit.... ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/16/08 at 7:08 pm


They do in Adult Supermarkets plus they include free vinyl repair kit.... ;D ;D ;D



Adult Supermarkets? So where I can find the blow up dolls? which aisle?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/16/08 at 7:15 pm



Adult Supermarkets? So where I can find the blow up dolls? which aisle?  ;D



Yeah ... who needs the 'Real' thing .... when you can settle for rubber or vinyl ?  She'll never nag you ... and is ALWAYS in the mood !  8) (punctures notwithstanding  :-X ).



















:D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/16/08 at 7:19 pm



Yeah ... who needs the 'Real' thing .... when you can settle for rubber or vinyl ?  She'll never nag you ... and is ALWAYS in the mood !   8) (punctures notwithstanding  :-X ).



















:D



What happens if you deflate them? You'd have to blow them up which in a way sucks cause that happened with a blow up doll I had one time cause when I sat on her,air came out. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/16/08 at 7:25 pm



What happens if you deflate them? You'd have to blow them up which in a way sucks cause that happened with a blow up doll I had one time cause when I sat on her,air came out. ;D



You actually ... REALLY  got it on with a 'blow up doll' ?  ???  :o













Have your cheeks recovered from 'blowing' her yet ?  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/17/08 at 3:46 am



You actually ... REALLY  got it on with a 'blow up doll' ?   ???   :o













Have your cheeks recovered from 'blowing' her yet ?  ::)
A feeling of deflation afterwards?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: greenjello74 on 10/17/08 at 5:45 am

Do any of you guys remember when Howard Stern got the "Real Doll" and everyone took turns in the bathroom having fun with her assorted "charms"?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/17/08 at 6:47 am



You actually ... REALLY  got it on with a 'blow up doll' ?   ???   :o













Have your cheeks recovered from 'blowing' her yet ?  ::)


This was way before I had a girlfriend,when I was in the mood I'd take her out of my closet and just do my thing with her. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/17/08 at 6:49 am


Do any of you guys remember when Howard Stern got the "Real Doll" and everyone took turns in the bathroom having fun with her assorted "charms"?


That's what I want, "Real Doll" ,I don't want any of those plastic women,Real Doll has authentic body parts,plastic women have nothing for you and they're not as fun as Real Dolls are.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/17/08 at 8:16 am


A feeling of deflation afterwards?


Don't look TOO far downwards ....... to discover ... it's not just the doll !    :-X

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: greenjello74 on 10/17/08 at 2:04 pm


That's what I want, "Real Doll" ,I don't want any of those plastic women,Real Doll has authentic body parts,plastic women have nothing for you and they're not as fun as Real Dolls are.


I think he said it cost somewhere around 1500.00

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 10/17/08 at 3:24 pm


Don't look TOO far downwards ....... to discover ... it's not just the doll !    :-X



Would it be my wee-wee or the girl that's deflated? ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 11/25/08 at 10:24 am



Would it be my wee-wee or the girl that's deflated? ;D

Both :D
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m104/rmkeeley/deflated.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/25/08 at 11:17 am


Both :D
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m104/rmkeeley/deflated.jpg
That deflated feeling?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 11/25/08 at 2:54 pm


Both :D
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m104/rmkeeley/deflated.jpg



That's probably me after the sex.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 11/25/08 at 4:23 pm



That's probably me after the sex.  ;D

Yep sucked the life right out of you.
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/YasminLS/downlaod/DOWNLOAD091.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/25/08 at 5:16 pm


Yep sucked the life right out of you.
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f361/YasminLS/downlaod/DOWNLOAD091.jpg
that must had been painful?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 11/25/08 at 5:37 pm


http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m104/rmkeeley/deflated.jpg
That's probably me after the sex.  ;D



Definitely ... an IMPOSTOR !  >:(

























http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3968/deflatedhd3.jpg

More like it ?  ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/26/08 at 2:00 am



Definitely ... an IMPOSTOR !   >:(

























http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3968/deflatedhd3.jpg

More like it ?   ???
Thats more like it!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 11/26/08 at 6:04 am



Definitely ... an IMPOSTOR !   >:(

























http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3968/deflatedhd3.jpg

More like it ?   ???

Someone needs to inflate him ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 11/26/08 at 7:02 am


Someone needs to inflate him ;D


Some girl needs to blow me up.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 11/26/08 at 8:08 am


Some girl needs to blow me up.


Where's Billzy ? Blow job required !

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/26/08 at 8:11 am


Where's Billzy ? Blow job required !
Where is he now?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 11/26/08 at 8:13 am


Where is he now?



So many 'jobs' ... so little time ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/26/08 at 8:14 am





So many 'jobs' ... so little time ?
He has a queue waiting?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 11/26/08 at 8:15 am


He has a queue waiting?


Snoz awaits ?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 11/26/08 at 8:15 am


Some girl needs to blow me up.

How about her ;)
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b193/krtys_senior_year/rAnDoMs/DSCN0416.jpg

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/26/08 at 8:16 am


How about her ;)
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b193/krtys_senior_year/rAnDoMs/DSCN0416.jpg
Party girl?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 11/26/08 at 8:20 am


Party girl?

Looks like she has a couple of bags ahead of her to blow up.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/26/08 at 8:21 am


Looks like she has a couple of bags ahead of her to blow up.
Put those bags down and party some more!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 11/26/08 at 8:26 am


Some girl needs to blow me up.





























How about her ;)
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b193/krtys_senior_year/rAnDoMs/DSCN0416.jpg



























































http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/11/blowvd0.jpg

Blow, baby ... blow ?      ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 11/26/08 at 10:12 am





















































































http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/11/blowvd0.jpg

Blow, baby ... blow ?      ::)

Does that head need to be blown up ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 11/26/08 at 7:35 pm

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/11/blowvd0.jpg


Does that head need to be blown up ;D


She better not get him TOO excited ... he could end up 'prick'-ing his own ballon. His 'head' ... will just splatter ALL over the place !    :o


















:D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 11/26/08 at 8:51 pm





















































































http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/11/blowvd0.jpg

Blow, baby ... blow ?      ::)


cute blond but her milk balloons are small.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Rice_Cube on 12/08/08 at 11:50 pm

^ ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 12/09/08 at 6:59 am

why does she look so happy to see me?  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 12/09/08 at 7:02 am

I UN-SMITE Howard ... for the remarks he made in this thread.

Well, I DO think it's been a while ... so 2032  .... should SOON be up !









:D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 12/09/08 at 7:16 am


I UN-SMITE Howard ... for the remarks he made in this thread.

Well, I DO think it's been a while ... so 2032  .... should SOON be up !









:D


Thanks,Here's karma. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Green Lantern on 12/09/08 at 7:29 am


Thanks,Here's karma. :)




He likes me ... he really LIKES ME !    :o        :-[    :(        :\'(

















*weeps, goes into Sally Field 'oscar acceptance' mode *














Remind me to file away / make a snapshot, of yet ANOTHER Howard Karma.    8)  8)



















Not MANY get four in a year !      8)    :P    :P






















:D            ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 12/09/08 at 2:41 pm

Remind me to file away / make a snapshot, of yet ANOTHER Howard Karma.

Is that my new name?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Big Nasty on 01/03/09 at 11:38 am

I Big Nasty am joining the Howard Fun Club.  I am applying for the position of Royal Encourager!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: snozberries on 01/03/09 at 2:29 pm


I Big Nasty am joining the Howard Fun Club.  I am applying for the position of Royal Encourager!



http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u254/siege1491/denied.gif



;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Big Nasty on 01/03/09 at 4:07 pm



http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u254/siege1491/denied.gif



;D

This denial has hurt me deep.  All I wanted was a title here in the Fun Club.  I must give you something, somewhere else...wink, wink!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: snozberries on 01/03/09 at 4:10 pm


This denial has hurt me deep.  All I wanted was a title here in the Fun Club.  I must give you something, somewhere else...wink, wink!


please sir can I have some more?

;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 01/03/09 at 7:26 pm

Big Nasty will join my Fun Club,all aboard!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 01/05/09 at 4:36 pm

Is this club still going on?  ???

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 01/15/09 at 7:23 am

Haven't seen much fun in here for 10 days. :(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: barefootrobin on 01/15/09 at 12:00 pm

I hope so, because I need to join.  For the non-sexual updates of course.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 01/15/09 at 4:42 pm


I hope so, because I need to join.  For the non-sexual updates of course.


Ok sure Robin. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/13/09 at 3:34 am


Haven't seen much fun in here for 10 days. :(
Nearly a month now?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 02/13/09 at 6:56 am


Nearly a month now?


This club needs more fun. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/13/09 at 6:57 am


This club needs more fun. ;)
Where can the fun be found?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 02/13/09 at 6:59 am


Where can the fun be found?



in a strip club. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Big Nasty on 02/15/09 at 12:53 pm

I really like the way Howard thinks!  :P

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: snozberries on 02/15/09 at 3:48 pm


8-P

I'll take my penicillin shot now thank you!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 02/16/09 at 7:08 am


8-P

I'll take my penicillin shot now thank you!



Oh please at least you can do is sit down and enjoy 2 women pole dancing.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: snozberries on 02/21/09 at 2:30 pm



Oh please at least you can do is sit down and enjoy 2 women pole dancing.


no, really... I can't

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 02/21/09 at 7:19 pm


no, really... I can't


then can I?  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: ninny on 02/22/09 at 5:08 am

Are we all having fun again?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/22/09 at 5:09 am

Having fun on a Sunday?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 02/22/09 at 6:56 am


Having fun on a Sunday?


usual Sunday for me.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 02/22/09 at 6:57 am


Are we all having fun again?


I know all the young girls are. ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/23/09 at 1:58 pm


usual Sunday for me.
Fun on Monday?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 02/23/09 at 3:09 pm


Fun on Monday?



No,no fun on Monday I was working. :(

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/26/09 at 4:31 am



No,no fun on Monday I was working. :(
How about Tuesday or Wednesday?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 02/26/09 at 7:05 am


How about Tuesday or Wednesday?


Tuesday was my day off and Wednesday I'm working,friday I have an appointment for an echocardiogram.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/26/09 at 1:15 pm

Howard, who's that a picture of?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/26/09 at 1:16 pm


Howard, who's that a picture of?
Do you mean his avatar?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 02/26/09 at 7:26 pm


Howard, who's that a picture of?


Billzy,you're back. :)

That's a picture of Tom Cruise.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/27/09 at 4:35 am

Has the fun started yet?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/27/09 at 6:58 am


Billzy,you're back. :)

That's a picture of Tom Cruise.


I'm back :)  Did you miss me? :) hehehe I thought that was Tom Cruise... do you have a crush on him?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 02/27/09 at 7:00 am


Has the fun started yet?


I have to call Doctor Fun. ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 02/27/09 at 7:01 am


I'm back :)  Did you miss me? :) hehehe I thought that was Tom Cruise... do you have a crush on him?


I have no crush on him,he's married.

Yes I missed you.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/28/09 at 5:51 pm


I have no crush on him,he's married.

Yes I missed you.


Wanna kiss me?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 02/28/09 at 6:59 pm


Wanna kiss me?


:-*

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 02/28/09 at 10:31 pm


:-*


Bestill my heart!!

I want you.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/28/09 at 11:27 pm


Bestill my heart!!

I want you.


:D ;D Bill is back!!!  ;)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/01/09 at 4:33 am


:D ;D Bill is back!!!  ;)
Does Howard know?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/01/09 at 5:20 am


Does Howard know?



Yes I already know.  ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/01/09 at 5:21 am


Bestill my heart!!

I want you.



Maybe later,I'm going to work.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/02/09 at 3:26 am



Maybe later,I'm going to work.
Is the fun all over now?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/02/09 at 6:03 am


Is the fun all over now?


For Now.  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/02/09 at 6:18 am


For Now.  ::)
Until when?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: wsmith4 on 03/02/09 at 10:07 am


For Now.  ::)


I can show you what fun is. 

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/02/09 at 12:27 pm


I can show you what fun is. 
I will look forward to seeing this fun.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/02/09 at 5:14 pm


I can show you what fun is. 


What is fun?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/02/09 at 5:14 pm


Until when?


I have no clue.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/03/09 at 6:22 am


I have no clue.
I can wait!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/03/09 at 7:09 am

You'll have to wait for Dr.Fun.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/04/09 at 3:19 am


You'll have to wait for Dr.Fun.
Will do!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/04/09 at 7:36 am

He hasn't arrived yet.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/04/09 at 10:41 am


He hasn't arrived yet.
When is he due?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/04/09 at 4:54 pm


When is he due?


Maybe by tomorrow.

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: snozberries on 03/04/09 at 11:55 pm



Happy Birthday Howard!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/05/09 at 3:29 am

Happy Birthday Howard!

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 03/05/09 at 7:40 am



Happy Birthday Howard!



Thanks Snoz.  :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/09 at 3:59 am

Is the Howard Fun Club waning?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/25/09 at 7:19 am

4 months without the club,Welcome Back everyone.  :)

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/09 at 3:39 am

How many fans now?

Subject: Re: The Howard Fun Club

Written By: Howard on 07/30/09 at 7:32 am

I don't know,never bothered to count.

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Tam on 10/15/09 at 11:21 am

Time to bump it back to page 1!

Have fun Necromancer!!! ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Midas on 10/15/09 at 11:27 am


Time to bump it back to page 1!

Have fun Necromancer!!! ;D ;D ;D


;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: snozberries on 10/15/09 at 12:31 pm


Excellent!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Tam on 10/15/09 at 12:33 pm

We've gotta have some fun somehow!!! ;D

Thanks Michael Myers! ;) 8)

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: snozberries on 10/15/09 at 12:34 pm


We've gotta have some fun somehow!!! ;D

Thanks Michael Myers! ;) 8)


mostly I wonder how many freaks will find this thread and think it really is a necromancer fan club! that would be hilarious!

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Tam on 10/15/09 at 12:37 pm


mostly I wonder how many freaks will find this thread and think it really is a necromancer fan club! that would be hilarious!


OMG can you imagine?

What, with all the name changes and thread titles, this one will go down in the history books! Well, maybe not, but you know what I mean! 8)

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: snozberries on 10/15/09 at 12:40 pm


OMG can you imagine?

What, with all the name changes and thread titles, this one will go down in the history books! Well, maybe not, but you know what I mean! 8)


heh, heh.... she said go down... heh heh

http://i510.photobucket.com/albums/s349/rennoc92/beavis_butthead.jpg

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Tam on 10/15/09 at 12:41 pm


heh, heh.... she said go down... heh heh

http://i510.photobucket.com/albums/s349/rennoc92/beavis_butthead.jpg


FREAK!!!

Now stop that before Howard comes along!!

Aw crap... comes. I can't stop myself! ;D ;D

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: snozberries on 10/15/09 at 12:43 pm


FREAK!!!

Now stop that before Howard comes along!!

Aw crap... comes. I can't stop myself! ;D ;D



tee hee... its fun being twelve!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Midas on 10/15/09 at 1:43 pm


We've gotta have some fun somehow!!! ;D

Thanks Michael Myers! ;) 8)


Always instigating, never not agitating :D

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Tam on 10/15/09 at 1:47 pm



tee hee... its fun being twelve!!!  ;D


w00t! And I thought I was being five! ;D


Always instigating, never not agitating :D


Most definitely! 8)

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Howard on 10/15/09 at 3:40 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tBl_3BU6-1c/Rg1onDk2DmI/AAAAAAAAA5Q/fgtisfJDZYg/s400/0.5+Woman+Corpse+1.jpg


Damn,She's hot,just smell her fermalbahide perfume. :P

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Howard on 10/15/09 at 3:41 pm


FREAK!!!

Now stop that before Howard comes along!!

Aw crap... comes. I can't stop myself! ;D ;D


I'm here!

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/09 at 5:43 am

"The Necromancer FAN Club"

The title of this topic has to be changed back now.

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Howard on 11/01/09 at 5:44 am


"The Necromancer FAN Club"

The title of this topic has to be changed back now.


Correct. ;)

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/09 at 5:46 am


Correct. ;)
Ask one of the lead Mods to organise that.

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Howard on 11/01/09 at 5:46 am


Ask one of the lead Mods to organise that.


I'll ask her when she's on again.

Subject: Re: The Necromancer FAN Club

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/09 at 5:48 am


I'll ask her when she's on again.
Send the PM now, she will catch it even when you are offline.

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Howard on 11/01/09 at 4:03 pm

should be back to normal now.

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Howard on 12/09/09 at 9:41 pm

It's been a month so anyone have any requests?

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Ashkicksass on 12/09/09 at 11:38 pm

Howard, I will gladly join your fan club if you join my fans of fan clubs fan club.

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: ninny on 12/10/09 at 5:37 am


Howard, I will gladly join your fan club if you join my fans of fan clubs fan club.

Nice way to drum up business ;D

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Howard on 12/10/09 at 6:57 am


Howard, I will gladly join your fan club if you join my fans of fan clubs fan club.


I just did.  :)

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Howard on 01/05/10 at 4:32 pm

It's been a month.

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: ninny on 01/08/10 at 10:15 am

Hi Howie!

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Christie Marie M on 01/08/10 at 10:17 am

Cheers to you, Howie!

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Frank on 01/08/10 at 12:47 pm

Hi Howard.

Is Howard at work now?

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Howard on 01/08/10 at 6:54 pm


Hi Howard.

Is Howard at work now?



No,I'm home relaxing right now with some hot cocoa coming later.

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Howard on 01/08/10 at 6:54 pm


Hi Howie!



Hey Ninny. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/08/10 at 11:26 pm

wow, can't remember the last time I was at this club  ::)

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Ashkicksass on 01/09/10 at 1:02 am

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg253/barbi2703/compliment0015.gif

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Howard on 01/09/10 at 7:37 am


wow, can't remember the last time I was at this club  ::)


you'll remember.

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Ashkicksass on 01/21/10 at 2:57 pm

Hi Howard!  :)

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: karen on 01/21/10 at 3:55 pm

So does this fan club give out free food?

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: snozberries on 01/21/10 at 3:59 pm


So does this fan club give out free food?



yeah... he keeps taking the food we give but I haven't seen any come from this club yet.... with my luck it'll be covered in cheese  8-P

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Howard on 01/21/10 at 7:13 pm


So does this fan club give out free food?


yes, Buffalo Wings with Bleu Cheese. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Howard on 01/21/10 at 7:14 pm


Hi Howard!  :)


Hi Ash. :)

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: Christie Marie M on 01/21/10 at 7:58 pm

Hi Howard! I've heard about your fan club! Count me in!



yes, Buffalo Wings with Bleu Cheese. :)


Cool, I love Buffalo Wings! They're my weakness.

Subject: Re: The Howard FAN Club

Written By: karen on 01/21/10 at 8:40 pm



yeah... he keeps taking the food we give but I haven't seen any come from this club yet.... with my luck it'll be covered in cheese  8-P



yes, Buffalo Wings with Bleu Cheese. :)



;D

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