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Subject: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 11:01 am

post your "What if?"

what if you was drinking your coke and found a mouse in the bottle but after taking a sip first
  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 11:03 am

What if you find half a worm in your apple, after already taking a bite :P The best worms are in tequilla bottles!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 11:06 am


What if you find half a worm in your apple, after already taking a bite :P The best worms are in tequilla bottles!

I have a "eat the worm" certificate from mezcal tequilla night, if you made it to the bottom of your bottle and ate the worm you got a certificate... they were very small bottles not your 5th size   ;D

What if Howard got laid today?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/21/05 at 11:08 am

What if there was a game in which you played as a Newspaper delivery boy... ohh.. wait, there was a game like that!
:D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 11:10 am


What if there was a game in which you played as a Newspaper delivery boy... ohh.. wait, there was a game like that!
:D

it wouldn't be as good as EverQuest   :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 11:12 am


I have a "eat the worm" certificate from mezcal tequilla night, if you made it to the bottom of your bottle and ate the worm you got a certificate... they were very small bottles not your 5th size   ;D

What if Howard got laid today?  ::)
;D
Do you mean for real, or the imaginary lover variety? :D

What if Ted Kennedy stopped drinking!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/21/05 at 11:14 am

What if Hairspray or ChuckyG suddenly snapped, tracked all our IP addresses, and killed 5 of us at total random, then posted the bloody photos and posted "DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW WHY YOU SHOULD OBEY THE RULES?"

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 11:15 am

What if my son Blaine was still alive :\'(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 11:16 am


;D
Do you mean for real, or the imaginary lover variety? :D

What if Ted Kennedy stopped drinking!!

real of course   :D

Bars in his area would lose a lot of profits, woman wouldn't need to wear a life preserver in the passenger seat... a seat belt would be enough ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/21/05 at 11:16 am


it wouldn't be as good as EverQuest   :P


Here is a picture of the game, it's called "Paperboy". I use to play it in the arcades when I was a kid....

http://www.fraserking.co.uk/arcade/screenshots/paperboy-3.png

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 11:18 am


Here is a picture of the game, it's called "Paperboy". I use to play it in the arcades when I was a kid....

http://www.fraserking.co.uk/arcade/screenshots/paperboy-3.png

I remember it, i think it was a home version too

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 11:21 am

http://www.videogamecritic.net/images/snes/paperboy_2.gif

I still have that game...for Super Nintendo. It's fun to make the car fall on the guy or hit the fat guy and knock him off of the diving board ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/21/05 at 11:22 am


I remember it, i think it was a home version too


Yes, there are home versions as well, I liked the arcade version better, since you could pick what street to deliver on(Easy Street, Middle Road and Hard Way).

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/21/05 at 11:24 am

What if every thread stayed on topic and every post actually made sense?





Cat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/21/05 at 11:25 am


What if every thread stayed on topic and every post actually made sense?


We'd have maybe 3 threads that weren't postwhore threads total.. most don't even HAVE topics! "Bump Me" "Longest Thread Ever" "Feel Any Way.."

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/21/05 at 11:25 am

What if I could think of a better question?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 11:26 am


What if Hairspray or ChuckyG suddenly snapped, tracked all our IP addresses, and killed 5 of us at total random, then posted the bloody photos and posted "DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW WHY YOU SHOULD OBEY THE RULES?"

what 5?

being killed by a pair named Hairspray and Chucky... sounds like a cheesy horror movie   :D

I always liked "five found dead" as a death metal band name

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 11:26 am


What if every thread stayed on topic and every post actually made sense?





Cat
That would only happen when rap stopped being played at deafening levels, liberals and conservatives were all friends and Rosie O'donnel stopped being a hypocrite :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/21/05 at 11:28 am


what 5?

being killed by a pair named Hairspray and Chucky... sounds like a cheesy horror movie   :D

I always liked "five found dead" as a death metal band name


I'm guessing the 5 who break the rules most.. who do you think that would be?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/21/05 at 11:28 am


That would only happen when rap stopped being played at deafening levels, liberals and conservatives were all friends and Rosie O'donnel stopped being a hypocrite :D


In other words, when hell freezes over.... :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 11:29 am


I'm guessing the 5 who break the rules most.. who do you think that would be?

"How hard" would it be to think?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 11:29 am


In other words, when hell freezes over.... :D
;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/21/05 at 11:32 am


In other words, when hell freezes over.... :D


I often say "Only when I'm ice skating with Satan." instead of "When Hell Freezes Over."  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 11:32 am


We'd have maybe 3 threads that weren't postwhore threads total.. most don't even HAVE topics! "Bump Me" "Longest Thread Ever" "Feel Any Way.."

I started Bump me as a joke, i rarely post in it and it became my most popular thread, the two threads i started and really liked both got buried "Morbid Thoughts" (in 2000 decade yeah i posted it as a newbie in the wrong place) "The Idiot Convention"

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/21/05 at 11:34 am


I started Bump me as a joke, i rarely post in it and it became my most popular thread, the two threads i started and really liked both got buried "Morbid Thoughts" (in 2000 decade yeah i posted it as a newbie in the wrong place) "The Idiot Convention"


Yeah.. I figured "Bump Me!" was a joke, but these people can turn ANYTHING into postwhore threads.

Your threads are cool, but they just don't stay long...

Don't worry about "Morbid Thoughts".. "Feel Any Way.." and "Feel Great.." were originally in the 2000s... it was the old PPP.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 11:37 am


Yeah.. I figured "Bump Me!" was a joke, but these people can turn ANYTHING into postwhore threads.

Your threads are cool, but they just don't stay long...

Don't worry about "Morbid Thoughts".. "Feel Any Way.." and "Feel Great.." were originally in the 2000s... it was the old PPP.

Morbid Thoughts was a good thread for them "grim reaper" types to post the latest unknown dead celebrity (i said unknown i can see a post for someone famous)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 11:47 am

Usually instead of typing "Bump"...I take out my last post and repost it instead.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/21/05 at 11:50 am


Usually instead of typing "Bump"...I take out my last post and repost it instead.


I usually add pictures part of the time(okay, most of the time). ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/21/05 at 11:51 am

I try to say something when I bump.. or at least do a cool pic.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 11:53 am


I try to say something when I bump.. or at least do a cool pic.
Yeah but my point was that I try not to just get another post by really adding nothing.....and sometimes I don't always have a new idea so I just delete my last one and so on ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/21/05 at 11:55 am


Yeah but my point was that I try not to just get another post by really adding nothing.....and sometimes I don't always have a new idea so I just delete my last one and so on ;)


I saw what you posted, and it sounds like a cool idea, a free bump. I just like adding something.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 12:42 pm


I saw what you posted, and it sounds like a cool idea, a free bump. I just like adding something.
And I've always enjoyed you doing that, sometime I just can't come up with anything though :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/21/05 at 12:45 pm


And I've always enjoyed you doing that, sometime I just can't come up with anything though :-\\


Meh, it's all good.. sometimes, I can't come up with anything.. then I just post one of these:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/YeahIDidIt.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/BillGhey.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/NotAnymore.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/DanielWillEatYou.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/ListerineAd.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 12:47 pm


Meh, it's all good.. sometimes, I can't come up with anything.. then I just post one of these:


;) Okay then!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 12:50 pm

What if THIS http://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/hillarysnake_25134.gif  becomes the next US President?? I will be true to MY word and leave the country (Or I'll delete my posts and start over with 0)...unlike those morons, Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and a host of other Hollyweird libs who said they'd leave if Bush won :D :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/21/05 at 1:20 pm


What if THIS http://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/hillarysnake_25134.gif  becomes the next US President?? I will be true to MY word and leave the country (Or I'll delete my posts and start over with 0)...unlike those morons, Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and a host of other Hollyweird libs who said they'd leave if Bush won :D :P


I don't know what I would do, would it be Bush bad or Quayle bad?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 1:40 pm


I don't know what I would do, would it be Bush bad or Quayle bad?
Quayle is a dim bulb at best! But back on my point...if "Billary" wins I'll keep my word.

What if it snowed here today!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/21/05 at 1:47 pm

RockAndRollFan.. with less posts then me? :o I can't imagine it.. you're one of the few who's posting rate I just cannot match.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 1:52 pm


RockAndRollFan.. with less posts then me? :o I can't imagine it.. you're one of the few who's posting rate I just cannot match.
Yeah but just a little over half of my current count is from the "Games"  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/21/05 at 2:13 pm

What if it starting raining money from the sky? :D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 2:16 pm

;D^

And what if money really DID grow on trees ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini61 on 07/21/05 at 2:19 pm

And what if it really did rain cats and dogs  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/21/05 at 2:22 pm


And what if it really did rain cats and dogs  :o
There will be poodles on the ground!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 2:25 pm


There will be poodles on the ground!

they tend to land with a loud SPLAT!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini61 on 07/21/05 at 2:26 pm


There will be poodles on the ground!

I was waiting for that one  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 2:28 pm

What if prictice really DID make perfect...after all, nobody's perfect :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini61 on 07/21/05 at 2:30 pm

What if what our parents said is true. . . . "Your face will stay like that if you don't quit making faces". What if everything they said was true  :o 

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 2:31 pm


What if prictice really DID make perfect...after all, nobody's perfect :D

i practice a lot on my prictice... i couldn't resist   :D  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 2:34 pm


i practice a lot on my prictice... i couldn't resist   :D  ;D
;DNo problem.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 07/21/05 at 2:34 pm

What if we didn't have to eat to survive  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 2:35 pm


;DNo problem.

typing error?   ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 3:00 pm


typing error?   ::)
:-[

What if sex was dirty and air was clean...guess it'd be the 50's again :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/21/05 at 4:39 pm


What if it starting raining money from the sky? :D ;D


Well, I'd go outside with buckets! And I'd be wealthy.. but so would everyone else.. so I'd just start robbing people.  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/21/05 at 4:43 pm


Here is a picture of the game, it's called "Paperboy". I use to play it in the arcades when I was a kid....

http://www.fraserking.co.uk/arcade/screenshots/paperboy-3.png


A great game it is too, Step chan. I had it for my old Amstrad CPC 464 (now we're going back in time, lol).

They never make addictive games like that anymore . . .  :-\\

What if . . . They made addictive games like that anymore?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 07/21/05 at 5:12 pm


What if what our parents said is true. . . . "Your face will stay like that if you don't quit making faces".


Tch! Parents! They ought to know better...

Never affected me...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 5:27 pm

What if I could do THIS http://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/slap.gif    to people I disagree with http://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/rofl.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 5:56 pm

What if Howard got laid today?


I'd let you all know when that day will finally arrive. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 5:57 pm


What if Howard got laid today?


I'd let you all know when that day will finally arrive. ;D

you will have to change your avatar that day

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 5:58 pm


you will have to change your avatar that day
And what do you suggest, Jim.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:01 pm


And what do you suggest, Jim.

a big sheeshe eating grin  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:02 pm


a big sheeshe eating grin  ;D


I'll take that avatar after I get laid,I just hope it's still there by the time I'm finished. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 6:03 pm


a big sheeshe eating grin  ;D
http://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/rofl.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:05 pm


http://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/rofl.gif

how would he ever get that look off his face?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:05 pm


http://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/rofl.gif


That'll be me after I had sex.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:06 pm


how would he ever get that look off his face?



It may be stuck on for about a week ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:06 pm

What If I found out that Robin was sexual? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:06 pm



It may be stuck on for about a week ;D

what would the movie be called?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:07 pm


what would the movie be called?



What do you mean what movie?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:08 pm


What If I found out that Robin was sexual? ;D

what would you do if you found out she was frigid?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:09 pm



What do you mean what movie?

your life story leading up to the big moment... what actor would play you?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/21/05 at 6:09 pm

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?







Cat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:10 pm


what would you do if you found out she was frigid?


frigid meaning what?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:10 pm

what is love was in the air?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:10 pm


frigid meaning what?

no sex  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:11 pm


your life story leading up to the big moment... what actor would play you?


I really can't say,maybe Jim Carrey? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:11 pm


no sex  :D



That's hard to think about.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:13 pm


I really can't say,maybe Jim Carrey? ;D

all righty then.... smoking!!!  ;D
who will play robin?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:15 pm


all righty then.... smoking!!!  ;D
who will play robin?



I'm at a loss right now.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/21/05 at 6:18 pm



I'm at a loss right now.

aria giovanni would make a good robin   ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/05 at 6:23 pm


aria giovanni would make a good robin   ;)


She would have to have Asperger's Syndrome

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 07/21/05 at 9:52 pm



What if GRS (Good Red Shirt) changed his name to BBP (Bad Blue Pants)?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/21/05 at 9:57 pm

^ Might happen one day.......  :o

What if Chucky decided to kill this board and everyone was forced to join another board tomorrow?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whitewolf on 07/21/05 at 10:00 pm


^ Might happen one day....... :o

What if Chucky decided to kill this board and everyone was forced to join another board tomorrow?




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/CanadasPrincess/Emoties/498a2a35.gif


don't even think it.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/21/05 at 10:03 pm


What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?


I'd not shop at Hot Topic evermore. Quite.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 10:22 pm

What if Aliens really were here, living among us, and we didn't know it :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/21/05 at 10:24 pm


What if Aliens really were here, living among us, and we didn't know it :o
What if the whole world was just someone's dream (or nightmare) and when he/she/it wakes up, that is when the world shall end?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 10:26 pm


What if the whole world was just someone's dream (or nightmare) and when he/she/it wakes up, that is when the world shall end?  :o
You mean like another Bobby Ewing "Dream" from "Dallas" http://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/rofl.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/21/05 at 10:26 pm


What if Aliens really were here, living among us, and we didn't know it :o


*concealing snake-like tounge* Huh? Did you say something? *wipes up acid from chin*

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 10:29 pm


*concealing snake-like tounge* Huh? Did you say something? *wipes up acid from chin*
THIS is the one that I would most suspect being one.... :Phttp://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/hillarysnake_25134.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/21/05 at 10:57 pm

what if plane travel was free  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/21/05 at 10:58 pm

What if the sky wasn't blue.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 11:12 pm

What if the Los Angeles Clippers won an nba title :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/21/05 at 11:14 pm

what if every time you said you liked something you got it  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 11:16 pm

What if I owned a Classic Corvette :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mare on 07/21/05 at 11:29 pm

...I knew what I wanted!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/21/05 at 11:43 pm

What if Mare showed up more often ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/21/05 at 11:48 pm

what if that what if ^ was a reality  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/22/05 at 12:06 am

what if....I was a bot.



Erin ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 12:09 am

what if chocolate was fat-free

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/22/05 at 12:09 am

A fembot^

What if i ate a Lb of Blue-Tak?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/22/05 at 12:10 am


A fembot^

What if i ate a Lb of Blue-Tak?



you would be clogged up for sure.



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 12:10 am

what if Andy and I posted in unison and his post was kinda sketchy    ;D ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/22/05 at 12:13 am

What if Barry Bonds were ever actually blood tested?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 12:22 am

what if i had never found this place and the amazing people here  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/22/05 at 12:23 am

What if the test subjects ran the experiments?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 12:24 am

what if i had missed out on the delight that is Andy  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/22/05 at 12:27 am

What if she had missed out on the delight that is Andy  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 12:28 am

what if Andy didn't make Maria laugh on a regaular freakin' basis  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 12:33 am

What if Steve Prefontaine had not died in 1975 at age 24..... :\'(
http://www.preclassic.com/images/pre_90.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 12:34 am

what if at least one of the last five mp3 discs i tried to play actually played  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 12:36 am

What if John Elway had played just one more season.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/22/05 at 12:38 am

What if I had some sort of magic.... wand... (for lack of a better object) that I could use on mundane things like homework, housework etc.  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 12:42 am

What if "She" knew how much I really loved and missed her :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: rich1981 on 07/22/05 at 12:44 am

What if we had 48 hours per day instead of 24?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/22/05 at 12:45 am


What if we had 48 hours per day instead of 24?
We'd still manage to fill them up.  ;D




What if it never rained?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/22/05 at 12:47 am


What if John Elway had played just one more season.


What if I knew who John Elway was?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 12:49 am


What if I knew who John Elway was?  ;D
What if you made me smile and laugh yet again!! http://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/rofl.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/22/05 at 2:32 am


What if John Elway had played just one more season.

what if John Elway had signed with the Baltimore Colts... the team that drafted him instead of being a...   ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 07/22/05 at 2:39 am


What if I knew who John Elway was?  ;D


ahhh #7 I still have his jersey :)


What if shampoo didn't come with instructions?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/22/05 at 2:42 am

What if God was a DJ....Life was a dance floor....?







Beth

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 2:43 am



What if shampoo didn't come with instructions?


girl,you're whacked  ;D ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/22/05 at 2:44 am


ahhh #7 I still have his jersey :)


What if shampoo didn't come with instructions?





I wouldn't feel so obligated to "Repeat"



Beth

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 2:46 am





I wouldn't feel so obligated to "Repeat"



Beth


but would ya know to 'rinse'  ::) ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 07/22/05 at 2:48 am


girl,you're whacked  ;D ;)

hey I'm not denying it :D





I wouldn't feel so obligated to "Repeat"



Beth

so I'm not the only one, thank goodness

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 3:01 am

;)

what if this is the fastest moving thread of all time  :D 8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/22/05 at 3:02 am

What If the world was to end tomorrow...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 07/22/05 at 3:03 am


What If the world was to end tomorrow...

That would suck big time for me...I've been abstinent since 2003

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Techno383 on 07/22/05 at 4:32 am

^yeah right

What if you could really "Catch" a cold?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/22/05 at 7:15 am

what if you had magical powers and could make yourself invisible?



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/22/05 at 7:16 am

. . . I never had to work at my stupid job ever again?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/22/05 at 7:26 am


what if....I was a bot.


You? A Bot? Nah. Anyways, Click On The Link Below To Check Out This Cool Webcam!!!!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: karen on 07/22/05 at 8:11 am


You? A Bot? Nah. Anyways, Click On The Link Below To Check Out This Cool Webcam!!!!!


which link below?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/22/05 at 8:13 am


which link below?


What if the link doesn't exist?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: mandamoo on 07/22/05 at 8:18 am


What if the link doesn't exist? :o


What if this board doesn't really exist ?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/22/05 at 8:20 am

What if none of you existed and this board and everyone in it was a dream?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 07/22/05 at 8:31 am

What if...

England managed to bowl the Aussies out within the next twenty minutes...?!!

(Highly improbable, I'll grant you...I hate you, McGrath!)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/22/05 at 8:34 am


What if none of you existed and this board and everyone in it was a dream?  :o


I think, therefore, I am. So THERE! IN YO FACE!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 07/22/05 at 8:48 am

I drink, therefore, I fall over...hic!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/22/05 at 11:26 am


what if you had magical powers and could make yourself invisible?



Erin :)



I do and I can.  ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 12:09 pm

what if we were all in the same time zone  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mare on 07/22/05 at 2:25 pm


What if Mare showed up more often ;)


What if I did? You know it would just be Party Party Party!  8) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marian on 07/22/05 at 2:35 pm


What if Hairspray or ChuckyG suddenly snapped, tracked all our IP addresses, and killed 5 of us at total random, then posted the bloody photos and posted "DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW WHY YOU SHOULD OBEY THE RULES?"
Tracking someone at the public library or internet cafe would add to the fun,I guess! ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marian on 07/22/05 at 2:36 pm


What If the world was to end tomorrow...
darling you can count on me til the sun dries up the sea....................

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 2:47 pm


What if I did? You know it would just be Party Party Party!  8) ;D


http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/jump3.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/22/05 at 2:48 pm


What if...

England managed to bowl the Aussies out within the next twenty minutes...?!!

(Highly improbable, I'll grant you...I hate you, McGrath!)
Oh well!

By the way Glenn McGrath played for Middlesex last year.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 2:51 pm

What If James Dean had lived

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 07/22/05 at 3:01 pm

What if people start seeing cheese for what it really is, rotten milk?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 3:26 pm

What if "The Dukes Of Hazzard" movie gets picture of the yearhttp://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/rofl.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/22/05 at 3:29 pm

What If I decided to leave the board for good?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/22/05 at 3:33 pm

what if your heart was called your fart, would people die of fart attacks and fart disease?   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 3:38 pm

What if Banasy actually came back on a regular basis :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/22/05 at 3:40 pm

what if you could come back from the dead?





Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/22/05 at 3:41 pm

What if there actually was a stairway to heaven?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 3:42 pm


what if you could come back from the dead?





Erin :)
If you mean reincarnation...I beleive in it :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/22/05 at 3:43 pm


what if you could come back from the dead?





Erin :)

if you are religious you should already believe this can you imagine someday in the future when everyone is coming back to life... a lot of people with shovels digging up graves  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini61 on 07/22/05 at 3:43 pm


what if you could come back from the dead?





Erin :)

What if we already did come back from the dead, and we're all reincarnated?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/22/05 at 3:44 pm

What if you actually ate yourself? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/22/05 at 3:44 pm


If you mean reincarnation...I beleive in it :)




no, I didn't necessarily mean, reincarnation....I just meant, what if you were dead on the table...and you had the force/power to make yourself "be alive" again.



Erin:)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 3:47 pm



no, I didn't necessarily mean, reincarnation....I just meant, what if you were dead on the table...and you had the force/power to make yourself "be alive" again.



Erin:)
What if I misunderstood Erin's last post :D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/22/05 at 3:47 pm


What if I misunderstood Erin's last post :D ;D



it wouldn't be the first time that someone misunderstood me, Mark! LOL! ;D



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/22/05 at 3:48 pm

how can reincarnation be true if the population keeps increasing... shouldn't it remain about the same?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/22/05 at 3:48 pm

you could actually talk to the dead?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/22/05 at 3:49 pm


you could actually talk to the dead?



some people can.



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/22/05 at 3:51 pm



some people can.



Erin :)



How could they possibly do that?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/22/05 at 3:52 pm



How could they possibly do that?



there are psychics and other sorts who have claimed to be able to see and/or talk to the dead/ghosts.



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whitewolf on 07/22/05 at 3:54 pm



How could they possibly do that?


supposedly through physics or mediums(the ones that do  a seonce sp?) ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/22/05 at 3:54 pm



there are psychics and other sorts who have claimed to be able to see and/or talk to the dead/ghosts.



Erin :)


You've got to know who to believe these days.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 3:55 pm


it wouldn't be the first time that someone misunderstood me, Mark! LOL! ;D



Erin :)
;DAnd it won't be the last time that I misunderstand anones posts either, Erin...BTW, love the new sig line ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/22/05 at 3:56 pm

What if a blackout lasted a whole year? :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whitewolf on 07/22/05 at 3:58 pm

What if people stopped making every post sound sick or preverted?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/22/05 at 4:11 pm


what if we were all in the same time zone  :)

DUDE! We would be closer together then, right? So we'd HAVE to meet.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 4:16 pm

What if people could be as good of friends after taking it to the next level and failing :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/22/05 at 4:16 pm


What if people stopped making every post sound sick or preverted?



Heehee, you almost said "penis".

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whitewolf on 07/22/05 at 4:20 pm



Heehee, you almost said "penis".


You, I don't mind for some reason, but some of the others, that is all they do.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/22/05 at 4:21 pm


What If James Dean had lived



Good question - the BTTF'er in me especially likes to think of these scenarios.

I still think that he could be comparable to the Beatles in that the "legendary" part of his career would've still been the beginning. He probably would've settled down (with life and his career) a bit in his 30's or 40's (circa 1965) but would've had a wild streak left in him to a degree.

Would've become one of those "cool guy" type parental figures in the 70's and 80's, and now would probably still look/act younger than 74 (b. 1931). The Dick Clark of movies perhaps.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whitewolf on 07/22/05 at 4:24 pm


What If James Dean had lived



You mean what if he didn't drink and drive.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/22/05 at 4:24 pm


You, I don't mind for some reason, but some of the others, that is all they do.


Yeah, I can understand that... some people it doesn't bother me.. some people it does. I think it's all about subtlety and tone. Some people just keep making a joke about the word "Bump" over and over or being jerks about women.. I just periodically make a joke or two of a... colorful nature. Or at least I try to be that way. Moderation is the key.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/22/05 at 4:25 pm

Elvis Presley had lived?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/22/05 at 4:34 pm


Elvis Presley had lived?


Another good one. :)

Well on a whim...I'd like to think he could've cleaned himself up (I know he had a turbulent life in the 60's and 70's after his fall from populatiry. This was when he was more into movies).

Maybe he could've had a few minor comebacks in the 80's. Even a couple MTV videos perhaps, with an update of his "classic" sound -- actually this wouldn't be too far fetched, since there was sort of a 50's revival in the early-mid 80's.

By this point, he'd - at 70 years old - probably just be doing the occasional touring and all, but would mainly be retired.

You know, I sometimes wonder about these "artists living/not retiring" scenarios and wonder if the COURSE of MUSIC ITSELF might've been slightly different. Like if Elvis could've had remotely successful new material in the late 70's, 80's and even beyond, maybe more "90s-ish" trends like rap and grunge rock wouldn't have caught on as much, or would've taken a little longer, since the teens of the time would've still been into him?

^ I mean, say if he had continued success, maybe Grunge would've hit in 1995 instead of late 1991/92.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/22/05 at 4:35 pm


Yeah, I can understand that... some people it doesn't bother me.. some people it does. I think it's all about subtlety and tone. Some people just keep making a joke about the word "Bump" over and over or being jerks about women.. I just periodically make a joke or two of a... colorful nature. Or at least I try to be that way. Moderation is the key.

Who, who, who... name names  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/22/05 at 4:39 pm


Yeah, I can understand that... some people it doesn't bother me.. some people it does. I think it's all about subtlety and tone. Some people just keep making a joke about the word "Bump" over and over or being jerks about women.. I just periodically make a joke or two of a... colorful nature. Or at least I try to be that way. Moderation is the key.


Exactly - I always try and make it clear if I'm kidding around, by adding an "LOL", "hehe" or one of these guys .

The way you say something (even by just the presence of a word or two) really matters. I also make sure I do stuff in good taste.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 07/22/05 at 4:43 pm


By the way Glenn McGrath played for Middlesex last year.


What if we declared all-out war on Middlesex?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whitewolf on 07/22/05 at 4:49 pm


Another good one. :)

Well on a whim...I'd like to think he could've cleaned himself up (I know he had a turbulent life in the 60's and 70's after his fall from popularity. This was when he was more into movies).

Maybe he could've had a few minor comebacks in the 80's. Even a couple MTV videos perhaps, with an update of his "classic" sound -- actually this wouldn't be too far fetched, since there was sort of a 50's revival in the early-mid 80's.

By this point, he'd - at 70 years old - probably just be doing the occasional touring and all, but would mainly be retired.

You know, I sometimes wonder about these "artists living/not retiring" scenarios and wonder if the COURSE of MUSIC ITSELF might've been slightly different. Like if Elvis could've had remotely successful new material in the late 70's, 80's and even beyond, maybe more "90s-ish" trends like rap and grunge rock wouldn't have caught on as much, or would've taken a little longer, since the teens of the time would've still been into him?

^ I mean, say if he had continued success, maybe Grunge would've hit in 1995 instead of late 1991/92.



when a person is that much addicted, they will never clean up.

I see addicts everyday, I live in a city that is nicknamed pill city, cause whatever you are looking for, drug pushers here have it. Some of the stuff is causing heart problems but the junkies must want a heart attack cause they keep getting it. My brother included and when it kills him-good riddance

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/22/05 at 4:55 pm


when a person is that much addicted, they will never clean up.

I see addicts everyday, I live in a city that is nicknamed pill city, cause whatever you are looking for, drug pushers here have it. Some of the stuff is causing heart problems but the junkies must want a heart attack cause they keep getting it. My brother included and when it kills him-good riddance


Yeah, good point. When people do get off it, that's probably more the exception than the rule. That's kinda one (out of many) reasons I've never even smoked a cigarette in my life.

I am really sorry to hear about your brother's problem with it though--I hope that doesn't happen. :(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 5:05 pm


Good question - the BTTF'er in me especially likes to think of these scenarios.

I still think that he could be comparable to the Beatles in that the "legendary" part of his career would've still been the beginning. He probably would've settled down (with life and his career) a bit in his 30's or 40's (circa 1965) but would've had a wild streak left in him to a degree.

Would've become one of those "cool guy" type parental figures in the 70's and 80's, and now would probably still look/act younger than 74 (b. 1931). The Dick Clark of movies perhaps.
Too bad he was speeding and that guy turned in front of him :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/22/05 at 5:11 pm


Too bad he was speeding and that guy turned in front of him :-\\


but this is also what gave him his legend status  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 5:19 pm


but this is also what gave him his legend status  ;)
Like Morrison, Lennon and all the rest after him :\'(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/22/05 at 6:33 pm

What if I decided to type in a different colour today?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/22/05 at 6:35 pm

What if god was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Just a stranger on a bus, tryin' to make his way home?

i've often found myself wondering that....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 6:36 pm


What if I decided to type in a different colour today?  :D


what if i liked it  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/22/05 at 6:39 pm


What if I decided to type in a different colour today?  :D

i could track my post easier   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 6:41 pm

what if that ^  just cracked me up  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/22/05 at 6:42 pm

i often find myself reading GRS's posts and thinking... hey that's not me  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 6:46 pm

^ so do i..well, as in who's who  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 7:20 pm

what if i actually used the spellcheck option before i sent a pm  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/22/05 at 7:33 pm

What If I Stopped Capitalizing Every Word In My Sentences, As I Often Do?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mare on 07/22/05 at 7:58 pm


what if i actually used the spellcheck option before i sent a pm  ::) ;D


Your tellin me!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 8:00 pm


Your tellin me!  ;D


;D..my pms have been referred to as hieroglyphics that need to be deciphered at times

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/22/05 at 8:03 pm

...I used spellcheck (or even just proofread) before posting a post.  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/22/05 at 8:14 pm


;D..my pms have been referred to as hieroglyphics that need to be deciphered at times


. . . I knew who said that.  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mare on 07/22/05 at 8:15 pm


. . . I knew who said that.  ::) ;D



:-[  :D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/22/05 at 8:18 pm

What If I'd Never Discovered Ween?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/22/05 at 8:18 pm


. . . I knew who said that.  ::) ;D


what if you couldn't translate my messes  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/22/05 at 8:26 pm


what if you couldn't translate my messes  ;D


What if I answer this by saying it would mean I would never be able to get to know you.  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 8:40 pm

What if the Atlanta Braves won a second World Series, we'd NEVER hear the end of it from GW and Jim :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/22/05 at 10:14 pm

what if....all of the Ramones were still alive and they were on tour....



S H I T man, I would be one of the happiest girls in town!!! I would be right there in the front row.


BTW...I just found out recently that my cousin met Joey Ramone in a bar (years ago)..when he was in NY going to another punk show.  He said that he was pretty much quiet..but seemed like a nice guy.



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 10:16 pm


what if....all of the Ramones were still alive and they were on tour....



S H I T man, I would be one of the happiest girls in town!!! I would be right there in the front row.


BTW...I just found out recently that my cousin met Joey Ramone in a bar (years ago)..when he was in NY going to another punk show.  He said that he was pretty much quiet..but seemed like a nice guy.



Erin :)
That's very cool, Erin ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/22/05 at 10:28 pm


That's very cool, Erin ;)



ya...it's funny how the goofiest looking people can be somewhat attractive, whenever you totally dig them. LOL!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 07/22/05 at 10:45 pm

What if I went to the Air force like I planned to in 2000?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 11:08 pm



ya...it's funny how the goofiest looking people can be somewhat attractive, whenever you totally dig them. LOL!



Erin :)
That's so true ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/22/05 at 11:09 pm


What if I went to the Air force like I planned to in 2000?
What if I'd stayed in the Air Force in 1979 :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/22/05 at 11:10 pm


ya...it's funny how the goofiest looking people can be somewhat attractive, whenever you totally dig them. LOL!


I find that a girl's personality either enhances her physical attractiveness.. or worsens it. However, a good body does NOT make a personality better.. it only works one way, really.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 2:18 am


What If I'd Never Discovered Ween?

then you might be a Death Metal fan  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mare on 07/23/05 at 2:20 am

I acted on the 5%?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 2:21 am


What if the Atlanta Braves won a second World Series, we'd NEVER hear the end of it from GW and Jim :D

i don't gloat, i know how sports are, there were a few years the braves were the best team and didn't win, anything can happen in a short series but it would be nice to wear a world series champinship shirt instead of division championship shirts   :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/23/05 at 2:24 am


I acted on the 5%?


what if i'm laughing my ass off  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 10:21 am

What if the mail actually came on time...undamaged :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 10:24 am


i don't gloat, i know how sports are, there were a few years the braves were the best team and didn't win, anything can happen in a short series but it would be nice to wear a world series champinship shirt instead of division championship shirts  :D
Okay but GW might and I know for SURE that my idiotic ex brother in-law would. He changed from being a Cowboy fan...after the Drugboy dynasty ended, to a Raider fan just because he knows the Broncos are my team....now he's back to Dallas. Poor guy has only 1 pro sports team to root for where he lives...Utah. No offense to Dagny, who is proof there are good people there in the midst of the huge cult!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/23/05 at 10:57 am


i don't gloat, i know how sports are, there were a few years the braves were the best team and didn't win, anything can happen in a short series but it would be nice to wear a world series champinship shirt instead of division championship shirts  :D


He said it in one, just like the Cardinals were the best team in Baseball last year.. but the Sox won a short series.


What if, i had bothered to put my 7-up in the fridge instead of drinking it warm?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/23/05 at 11:22 am

what if icecubes were available..

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/23/05 at 11:23 am


what if icecubes were available..


What if i was english and hated ice?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/23/05 at 11:26 am

what if you're ridiculous..teehee  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 4:08 pm


What if i was english and hated ice?


Ice only makes your drink more watery.  :P

My tax debt appeal is successful.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/23/05 at 4:10 pm

..i'm smiling

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 4:13 pm

Maria ever stopped smiling?  :o ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/23/05 at 4:16 pm

what if that would never happen ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 4:20 pm

What if I would say it would make me very happy?  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 4:22 pm

What if I told you that I finally had sex today? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 4:24 pm


What if I told you that I finally had sex today? ;D


Wouldn't believe you  ::)

What if I managed 4 days without swearing once?!  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 4:25 pm


Wouldn't believe you  ::)

What if I managed 4 days without swearing once?!  :D



then if it actually happened,would you still believe me? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 4:25 pm



then if it actually happened,would you still believe me? ;D


Depends how much 'detail' you go into  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 4:26 pm


Wouldn't believe you  ::)

Maybe he meant "Solo" sex!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 4:26 pm


Maybe he meant "Solo" sex!


;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 4:28 pm


Maybe he meant "Solo" sex!



Mark,I meant one on one sex. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 4:28 pm

What if Hulk Hogan finally retired? ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 4:30 pm



Mark,I meant one on one sex. ;D
Is that kinda like "Me, Myself & I" sex? ;D ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 4:31 pm


What if Hulk Hogan finally retired? ::)
Then we'd have one less "Entertainer/Actor" in fake wrestling :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/23/05 at 4:32 pm

what if i had no clue about what to wear out tonight  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 4:33 pm

What if Robin broke up with me? :(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 4:34 pm


What if Robin broke up with me? :(


Ah, but what if you stayed together and had a long and fruitful relationship and you led a happy, fulfilled life?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 4:35 pm

what if we actually managed to stay on topic in these threads?!  ::) :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 4:37 pm


Ah, but what if you stayed together and had a long and fruitful relationship and you led a happy, fulfilled life?  :)


What if it lasted many years,which I highly doubt so. ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 4:39 pm


what if we actually managed to stay on topic in these threads?!  ::) :D


What if it didn't actually matter?  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 4:42 pm

What if you didn't know what to do when Hulkamania ran wild on you?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 4:48 pm


What if I told you that I finally had sex today? ;D

i would say... with what hand?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 4:50 pm


What if you didn't know what to do when Hulkamania ran wild on you?


I knew what to do? Crap myself probably.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 4:50 pm


i would say... with what hand?  ;D


I just laughed then?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 4:51 pm

what if your pets could talk... what secrets would they tell?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 4:52 pm

what if Chucky banned the words 'what' and 'if'...then what?!  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/23/05 at 4:52 pm


I knew what to do? Crap myself probably.  ;D


what if i actually enjoyed it when you talked like that  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 4:53 pm


what if Chucky banned the words 'what' and 'if'...then what?!  :D


What if we were all banned as a result?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 4:53 pm


what if i actually enjoyed it when you talked like that  ::) ;D


What if I apologised insincerely?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 4:53 pm


What if we were all banned as a result?  ;D


..um...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 4:54 pm


what if your pets could talk... what secrets would they tell?  ::)

the main reason Howard will never own a parrot   :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 4:54 pm


..um...


. . . DAK is breaking the rules by not saying what or if?  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/23/05 at 4:56 pm


What if I apologised insincerely?  :)


what if that was just like you to be a smartas.s? :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 4:59 pm


. . . DAK is breaking the rules by not saying what or if?  ;) ;D


What if I like being a rebel?!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 4:59 pm


what if that was just like you to be a smartas.s? :)


What if I said I had better qualities than being a smarta.ss?   ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 5:00 pm


What if I like being a rebel?!


What if I asked you to join my band of imaginary outlaws?  8) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/23/05 at 5:01 pm


What if I said I had better qualities than being a smarta.ss?   ;)


what if i encouraged you to show them  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:01 pm


What if I asked you to join my band of imaginary outlaws?  8) ;D


what if I refused?!  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:01 pm


i would say... with what hand?  ;D


What if I didn't know what hand? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:02 pm


What if I didn't know what hand? ;D


What if right was left and left was right?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 5:02 pm


what if I refused?!  ;)


What if I said "Alright then".  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:03 pm


What if right was left and left was right?



What if I didn't know?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:03 pm


What if I said "Alright then".  ;D


What if it wasn't alright?  ;)



What if I didn't know?


What if someone 'taught' you?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 5:04 pm


what if i encouraged you to show them  ;D


What if I asked what quality?  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:05 pm


What if it wasn't alright?  ;)

What if someone 'taught' you?  ;D



teach me what? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 5:05 pm


What if it wasn't alright?  ;)


What if DAK is spinning me out?  ??? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:06 pm



teach me what? ;D


your 'left' and 'right's?  ::)


What if DAK is spinning me out?  ??? ;D


What if I didn't know how to respond to that?!  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:06 pm

What if I spent time in a bottle?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:07 pm


What if I spent time in a bottle?


um...we'd be a bit concerned  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/23/05 at 5:07 pm


What if I didn't know how to respond to that?!  :D


What if I said "That's a first".  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:08 pm


um...we'd be a bit concerned  ;D



What if you weren't concerned?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:10 pm



What if you weren't concerned?


What if...um....if......hang on a mo....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:12 pm


What if...um....if......hang on a mo....


What if what?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:13 pm


What if what?


what if what if what?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:14 pm


what if what if what?



what if who?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:15 pm



what if who?


what if who why?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/05 at 5:17 pm


what if who why?



What if who when?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:17 pm



What if who when?


What if who Howard?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 5:25 pm

what if i forgot what i was going to post... can someone please remind me?   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:26 pm


what if i forgot what i was going to post... can someone please remind me?   ;D


No doubt something perverse, sick or with some sort of dark humour... at a guess  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 5:33 pm


No doubt something perverse, sick or with some sort of dark humour... at a guess  ::)


I had a dream about you last night DAK...
you were this lovely daisy in a lush meadow...

and I was a cow and I shit all over you
  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:33 pm


I had a dream about you last night DAK...
you were this lovely daisy in a lush meadow...

and I was a cow and I shit all over you
  ;D


fcuk off

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 5:35 pm


fcuk off

you cursed :P  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:36 pm


you cursed :P  ;D


No I didn't Fcuk is a fashion company over here. It's not the curse word which you suggested  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 5:38 pm


No I didn't Fcuk is a fashion company over here. It's not the curse word which you suggested  :P

have you ever used FUG laundry detergent?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 5:39 pm


have you ever used FUG laundry detergent?


Can't say I have. I do hope you're not trying to suggest or hint at something...  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 6:14 pm


No I didn't Fcuk is a fashion company over here. It's not the curse word which you suggested  :P
Yeah the "F" off over here is like..."Piss Off" over there ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 6:15 pm


Yeah the "F" off over here is like..."tick Off" over there ???


I only said it as a way round swearing  ;D

What if I was to say a swear word right now, who would win the bet?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 6:17 pm


I only said it as a way round swearing  ;D

What if I was to say a swear word right now, who would win the bet?  ::)
Stupid moderating...I meant P iss off!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 6:18 pm


Stupid moderating...I meant P iss off!


Ah, but what if there were no moderators? Would this site then be an adult site?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 6:20 pm


Ah, but what if there were no moderators? Would this site then be an adult site?  ;D
Well there already is  :-X

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 6:21 pm

What if I hadn't just swore there?  :\'(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 6:24 pm

What if we all chipped in and sent Howard a case of hand lotion!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/23/05 at 6:34 pm


What if I hadn't just swore there?  :\'(


Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 6:37 pm


What if we all chipped in and sent Howard a case of hand lotion!

and a hooker to apply it for him?   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 6:44 pm


and a hooker to apply it for him?   ;D
http://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/rofl.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/23/05 at 6:51 pm


http://www.geocities.com/klaatu_77/rofl.gif

get him one of them chinese hookers who can barely speak english... just think about the movie full metal jacket   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 7:07 pm


get him one of them chinese hookers who can barely speak english... just think about the movie full metal jacket   ;D
Now THAT would be something I'd love to see :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/23/05 at 9:52 pm

What if Roman Polanski could be brought back to the USA and tried for having sex with a 13 year old girl

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/05 at 5:25 am

What if I did dedicate the time to 100% study?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/24/05 at 5:43 am

What If I made an effort to get out once in a while?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/24/05 at 11:36 am

What if i went ahead and washed?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/24/05 at 12:46 pm

what if I went ahead and did it anyway?  >:(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/05 at 1:20 pm


what if I went ahead and did it anyway?  >:(
What if?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/24/05 at 3:50 pm

What if I actually liked the Detroit Red Wings :o :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/24/05 at 3:52 pm

What if I could wake up everyday the same as today?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/05 at 3:53 pm

What if England actually beat Australia today?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/24/05 at 4:08 pm

What if everyday seemed the same and nothing changed...oh wait, that pretty much sums it up for me :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/24/05 at 10:45 pm

what if i wasn't a wimp around bugs and rodents  :-[

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/24/05 at 10:48 pm

What if music started to improve come 2006?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/24/05 at 11:02 pm

What if I was more happy with my pathetic little life :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/24/05 at 11:09 pm

what if removing a dead rodent made you feel like a bit of a superhero  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/24/05 at 11:18 pm

What if I stayed on here after saying "Goodnight" :D


Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/24/05 at 11:21 pm

^ Then why say goodnight?  ::) ;)

What if I started up my own radio station?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/24/05 at 11:27 pm

what if i volunteered to DJ  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/24/05 at 11:28 pm


^ Then why say goodnight?  ::) ;)

What if I started up my own radio station?  :D

Good point....BTW it used to be my dream to start a radio station.....what a waste my life has been :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/24/05 at 11:31 pm


Good point....BTW it used to be my dream to start a radio station.....what a waste my life has been :-\\

Meh, I have more songs at home than an average commercial radio station has in their music library. And more variety too. But starting up a radio station would never happen... 1. I'm too lazy, 2. It costs money (it isn't cheap) and 3. 80% of my music is mp3's  ::)

What if I was rich?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/24/05 at 11:33 pm


Meh, I have more songs at home than an average commercial radio station has in their music library. And more variety too. But starting up a radio station would never happen... 1. I'm too lazy, 2. It costs money (it isn't cheap) and 3. 80% of my music is mp3's  ::)

What if I was rich?

I also havce WAY more songs! Maybe we should combine our stuff and make a go...we could be rich :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/05 at 1:25 am

What if everyday seemed the same and nothing changed...oh wait, that pretty much sums it up for me

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/25/05 at 9:14 am


what if i wasn't a wimp around bugs and rodents :-What if music started to improve come 2006?

I think it's gonna have to soon (couldn't get much worse - the commercial stuff I mean!), but I think it'll be closer to 2008-10 when this decade is almost over. Most of the "00's" will probably be mostly updated 1999-ish styles.

^ If you're right, I'm hoping it turns back more toward rock and pop and away from rap.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/25/05 at 12:11 pm

What if the moon really is made out of green cheese?





Cat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/05 at 12:25 pm


What if the moon really is made out of green cheese?





Cat
It would been all eaten up long ago!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/25/05 at 6:22 pm

What if I woke up from a dream that wasn't real? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/25/05 at 8:13 pm

what if....cats really did have 9 lives?



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/25/05 at 8:35 pm

What if I got a DJ job with Sherry....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 9:16 pm


what if....cats really did have 9 lives?


Then they would never die and would control the world.

What if The Cubs had kept Rafael Palmeiro  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 9:41 pm


They'd still suck :D


Hope you can see this one  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/25/05 at 9:43 pm


oh, that's bad :D


I thought it was the Cubs that were bad?

I shouldn't really be bragging, you guys won the series. I can however say that half our team is on the DL though.  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/25/05 at 10:30 pm


I thought it was the Cubs that were bad?

I shouldn't really be bragging, you guys won the series. I can however say that half our team is on the DL though.  ::)
My Rockies have had a lot of injuries but like the Cardinals and UNlike some "Other" teams, we don't cry like babies ;)

Chicago played great though and it's kinda ironic a former Rockie delivcered the grand-slam :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/25/05 at 11:15 pm

...remembering to take my keys out of my front door wasn't such a challenge  :-[ ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/26/05 at 2:20 am


...remembering to take my keys out of my front door wasn't such a challenge  :-[ ::)


. . . remembering where you put your brain wasn't such a challenge.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/26/05 at 2:22 am

what if you're lucky it's you  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/26/05 at 2:23 am

What if I told you I was lucky?  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/26/05 at 2:25 am

what if i was too  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/26/05 at 3:22 am

. . . I think you deserve to be lucky?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/05 at 3:22 am

...the word lucky never existed?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/26/05 at 4:02 am

I wouldn't have been able to post the last couple of times on this board for a start, Phil.  ;D

. . . Custard wasn't invented?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/26/05 at 4:10 am


. . . I think you deserve to be lucky?


...i thought you were sweet? :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/26/05 at 4:23 am


...i thought you were sweet? :)


. . . I thought you were beautiful?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/05 at 4:29 am

Custard is sweet, but not beautiful!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/26/05 at 4:47 am

...this coffee was decaf?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 5:28 am


I thought it was the Cubs that were bad?

I shouldn't really be bragging, you guys won the series. I can however say that half our team is on the DL though.  ::)

in 1908   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 07/26/05 at 8:11 am


Custard is sweet, but not beautiful!

I'm discustard anyone would write such a thing...

What if my boss sees me writing this?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/05 at 8:49 am


I'm discustard anyone would write such a thing...

What if my boss sees me writing this?  :o
Offer your boss some custard?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/26/05 at 10:30 am

What if Michael Jackson made a movcie called "Michael Jackson & The Chocolate Factory" :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 11:00 am


What if Michael Jackson made a movcie called "Michael Jackson & The Chocolate Factory" :o



that would be very lame..and I wouldn't waste my money to go see it.



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/26/05 at 11:20 am



that would be very lame..and I wouldn't waste my money to go see it.



Erin :)


Neither would I. :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/26/05 at 11:21 am


What if Michael Jackson made a movcie called "Michael Jackson & The Chocolate Factory" :o
Think of the music for the film?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 6:49 pm

What if Michael Jackson went to jail? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/26/05 at 6:51 pm

What if we were born with all the knowledge needed to do the job we plan on doing when we become an adult?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 6:52 pm


What if we were born with all the knowledge needed to do the job we plan on doing when we become an adult?  ::)


then I wouldn't have just had the sh*ttest day at work ever... and i'd be getting far far FAR better pay....


...still, I can dream, can't I?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/26/05 at 6:59 pm

What if anyone besides me replied to my topic about Rhonda!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:00 pm

What if we could actually talk to ourselves?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:01 pm

What if there was nobody to talk to other than ourselves...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:02 pm


What if there was nobody to talk to other than ourselves...


What if we answered ourselves?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:05 pm

what if ourselves answered ourselves back and we began having full-flown conversations and debates with ourselves, then the whole world went mad and began eating crumpets?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:05 pm

What if we were our own cannibals?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:06 pm

What if one day BoohBahs took over?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:07 pm


What if one day BoohBahs took over?  :o


or even worse...Sesame Street muppets? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:08 pm


or even worse...Sesame Street muppets? ;D


Nah... BoohBahs would be far worse... we wouldn't have the French anymore, and we'd all speak Boobish  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:10 pm


Nah... BoohBahs would be far worse... we wouldn't have the French anymore, and we'd all speak Boobish  ::)



What if there was no language...Boobish? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:11 pm



What if there was no language...Boobish? ;D


Believe me, give it 10, 20 years... we'll ALL be speaking Boobish  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:12 pm


Believe me, give it 10, 20 years... we'll ALL be speaking Boobish  ;D


Are you sure about that?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 7:14 pm

what if RockandRollFan deleted his account?   :o :o :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:16 pm


Are you sure about that?


Almost positive... did you not hear?! The Boohbahs are taking over! We're all doooooooooooooooooooooooooomed

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:19 pm


Almost positive... did you not hear?! The Boohbahs are taking over! We're all doooooooooooooooooooooooooomed


What if I wasn't doomed?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:20 pm


What if I wasn't doomed?


Oh, so Mr Special now, are you? The Boohbahs will spare you and not us, eh? Ah, I get it you're working for the Boohbahs, aint'cha? I knew it all along... Howard, how could you?  :\'(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 7:20 pm


What if I wasn't doomed?

why are you Doomed?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:22 pm


why are you Doomed?


He isn't, but the rest of us are. The Boohbahs are taking over, but he works for them, so he's safe.... traitor  >:(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:24 pm


Oh, so Mr Special now, are you? The Boohbahs will spare you and not us, eh? Ah, I get it you're working for the Boohbahs, aint'cha? I knew it all along... Howard, how could you?  :\'(



I don't work for the Boobahs.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:24 pm



I don't work for the Boobahs.


Thank God for that! Anyway, enough Boob talk...  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:29 pm


Thank God for that! Anyway, enough Boob talk...  ;D


I'm getting my Boobah disguise on ready for when they take over...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:33 pm


I'm getting my Boobah disguise on ready for when they take over...



Bluebah? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:35 pm



Bluebah? ;D


It was either this one or the pink one  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/26/05 at 7:36 pm


It was either this one or the pink one  :P


Why not the pink boobah?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/26/05 at 7:38 pm


Why not the pink boobah?


blue goes better with my green link hat  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/26/05 at 7:55 pm

What if Michael Jordan came back....again!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/26/05 at 7:57 pm


What if Michael Jordan came back....again!

the next olympic games  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/26/05 at 7:57 pm

What if I owned a computer that didn't break down?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/26/05 at 7:58 pm


What if one day BoohBahs took over?  :o




I would kill myself. Seriously. Those things are extremely unsettling.



Beth :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/26/05 at 7:59 pm


the next olympic games  :D
the original Dream team :o :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/26/05 at 8:00 pm

What if Crazy Frog was put to sleep? (and we never had to listen to that mess again)  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 8:47 pm




I would kill myself. Seriously. Those things are extremely unsettling.



Beth :o




you know what's crazy?  Vaughn got one of those god-awful things as a gift for Christmas last year...then....for his birthday this year...someone went and got him the SAME one that he received before...as if ONE was not bad enough...I have to see 2 of those scary arse things around the house!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/26/05 at 8:58 pm


you know what's crazy?  Vaughn got one of those god-awful things as a gift for Christmas last year...then....for his birthday this year...someone went and got him the SAME one that he received before...as if ONE was not bad enough...I have to see 2 of those scary arse things around the house!


Do you have a garbage disposal unit?



Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 8:59 pm


Do you have a garbage disposal unit?






hahahaa...actually, I let Vaughn go postal on one of them....he was throwing it everywhere, banging it against the wall, trying to rip off the blue fuzz....but alas...those things are like steel....they just don't DIE!! LOL!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/26/05 at 9:00 pm


hahahaa...actually, I let Vaughn go postal on one of them....he was throwing it everywhere, banging it against the wall, trying to rip off the blue fuzz....but alas...those things are like steel....they just don't DIE!! LOL!


I suppose supplying him with arms would be a bad idea.

Maybe if you run over it in the car?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 9:01 pm


I suppose supplying him with arms would be a bad idea.

Maybe if you run over it in the car?



hmmm...never thought of that...wouldn't hurt to give it an old whirl! LOL!...or else I could feed it to the neighbors dog?



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/26/05 at 9:02 pm


hmmm...never thought of that...wouldn't hurt to give it an old whirl! LOL!...or else I could feed it to the neighbors dog?


I suppose that's one disadvantage of Cats, you can't give them things to destroy. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 9:04 pm


I suppose that's one disadvantage of Cats, you can't give them things to destroy. ;D



true....now if it had wings...then that would be an option.  I had a fake bird once (the kind used for crafts or decorations)....and my cat pulverized it! LOL!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/26/05 at 9:05 pm


true....now if it had wings...then that would be an option.  I had a fake bird once (the kind used for crafts or decorations)....and my cat pulverized it! LOL!


Ah, now don't take away from dogs on this one.

Muzz was kind enough to bring me a Cardinal she killed the other day. I yelled at her big time but i must admit i was impressed.

You could always suspend it from something, do they have a scratch post?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 9:06 pm


Ah, now don't take away from dogs on this one.

Muzz was kind enough to bring me a Cardinal she killed the other day. I yelled at her big time but i must admit i was impressed.

You could always suspend it from something, do they have a scratch post?




no, my cats are somewhat simple...they don't do things like scratch posts, cat nip, or treats.  Maybe I will put some feathers all over it...and let them have a go.



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/26/05 at 10:53 pm

What if I deleted my account and started all over :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/26/05 at 11:00 pm


What if I deleted my account and started all over :D



that would be effing crazy Mark!


Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/27/05 at 1:28 am


What if I deleted my account and started all over :D
No, don't do it!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/27/05 at 2:09 am


What if I deleted my account and started all over :D




Woah.... :o




Beth

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/27/05 at 7:17 am


What if I deleted my account and started all over :D


. . . I think Mark is having a laugh?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/27/05 at 7:27 am

What if I deleted my account?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/27/05 at 7:35 am

What if we all stopped the silly 'what if I deleted my account' comments and posted good stuff instead?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/27/05 at 11:48 am



that would be effing crazy Mark!


Erin :)
:D ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/27/05 at 11:49 am


. . . I think Mark is having a laugh?  ;D
Ah, you know me too well, Rob! ;D ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/27/05 at 6:48 pm

What if I wanted to go streaking? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/27/05 at 7:38 pm

^ I'd make sure I was far, FAR away!! :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/27/05 at 7:39 pm

What if Showtime brought back the great series "Dead Like Me"

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: karen on 07/28/05 at 4:05 am

... I actually went and did some work?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/05 at 4:06 am

...I did some studying?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/28/05 at 4:16 am

...studying is overrated teehee

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/28/05 at 4:40 am


What if we all stopped the silly 'what if I deleted my account' comments and posted good stuff instead?  :)
What if?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/28/05 at 4:48 am

...Philip Eno and I didn't post phobias for the next few posts in word chain :o ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/28/05 at 6:53 am


...studying is overrated teehee


...I agree  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/05 at 8:21 am


...studying is overrated
No comment

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/28/05 at 10:01 am

what if....everyday was sunny, beautiful, and not humid?




Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/28/05 at 10:03 am


what if....everyday was sunny, beautiful, and not humid?




Erin :)


We'd dehydrate!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/28/05 at 10:05 am


We'd dehydrate!  ;D




true...but boy would it be nice!



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/28/05 at 10:06 am




true...but boy would it be nice!



Erin :)


Yeah, 'Sunny' Sunderland would be able to live up to it's name for once!  ;D

What if I got a call in the next half hour telling me that because i'm so wonderful and brilliant I can have the night off work tonight?
(Hey, I can dream, can't I?)  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/28/05 at 10:53 am

What if I didn't have to leave for work right.....NOW!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/28/05 at 2:57 pm

what if.....


money really DID grow on trees?



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/28/05 at 3:02 pm


what if.....


money really DID grow on trees?



Erin :)
You mean it doesn't? My kids alawys thought it did!!

What if the program director for WRRP would call me back :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/05 at 3:03 pm


what if.....


money really DID grow on trees?



Erin :)
What if we used bananas as currency instead?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/28/05 at 3:07 pm


What if we used bananas as currency instead?
We'd all have plenty of potassium :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/28/05 at 3:42 pm

What if there was no Daylight Savings Time?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/28/05 at 4:53 pm

...the weather was going to be great right through the weekend  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/28/05 at 10:06 pm

...reality TV disappeared!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: A.B. on 07/28/05 at 11:17 pm

What if I were a woman...?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/28/05 at 11:23 pm


What if I were a woman...?
Waits for jiminy to comment...  ::)


What If today was Friday?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: A.B. on 07/28/05 at 11:27 pm


Waits for jiminy to comment... ::)


What If today was Friday?



Is Jiminy nice? or should I be scared?

It's Friday where I am.

What if rain was yellow...?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/28/05 at 11:37 pm


Is Jiminy nice? or should I be scared?



what if you only knew  ;D :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 07/29/05 at 5:36 am


what if.....

money really DID grow on trees?



Knowing my luck, I'd end up living in the Arctic...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/29/05 at 6:38 am

what if oogle boogle wingle wangle bargle nonagon bag bag moose?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/29/05 at 7:30 am


...reality TV disappeared!!


We can only hope! :)

Actually, it probably will by 2007/08 (then again, if you'd told me a few years ago, that it would still be going strong in mid 2005, I'd not have believed it either!).

To answer though, hopefully some more decent programming can come back (I haven't regularly watched "new" network TV in like 4 years) or at least good new stuff.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/29/05 at 7:39 am


...reality TV disappeared!!
Please!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/29/05 at 10:18 am


Please!
;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/29/05 at 10:35 am

What if what was if and if was what but then what was what if and if was just what but then if was if and what was if as well so that what wasn't what at all but infact if was what and then if replaced what to form "whif"?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/29/05 at 11:22 am


What if what was if and if was what but then what was what if and if was just what but then if was if and what was if as well so that what wasn't what at all but infact if was what and then if replaced what to form "whif"?  ::)


Uuuggghh... br.. br... braaain has melt http://www.miaverko.com/photos/07_winnipeg._best_dances_moves_ever_by_JacK_of_the_paperbacks._So_awesome,_we_could_only_take_a_snapshot,_a_moving_picture_would_make_your_brain_melt.JPG

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 07/29/05 at 11:36 am

What if.... The guy in the pic above didn't look like an Angler Fish, cos of the position of the streetlamp behind him... ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/29/05 at 11:38 am


What if.... The guy in the pic above didn't look like an Angler Fish, cos of the position of the streetlamp behind him... ;D


;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 07/29/05 at 11:58 am

Do you know what type of prey he's trying to catch, Alc? Looks like the photo has caught him when he's just about to make a lunge!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 3:03 pm


Uuuggghh... br.. br... braaain has melt http://www.miaverko.com/photos/07_winnipeg._best_dances_moves_ever_by_JacK_of_the_paperbacks._So_awesome,_we_could_only_take_a_snapshot,_a_moving_picture_would_make_your_brain_melt.JPG

don't make fun of retards slow mentally challenged people (i got flamed when i did)   :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 3:29 pm

What if I made a reality show called "Howard Knows Best"? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 3:31 pm


What if I made a reality show called "Howard Knows Best"? ;D

knows buses best?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 3:41 pm


knows buses best?



"Knows Porn Best" ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 3:44 pm



"Knows Porn Best" ;D

can you watch porn and wear boxing gloves at the same time?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 3:45 pm


can you watch porn and wear boxing gloves at the same time?  ::)



No,I couldn't feel myself ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 3:54 pm



No,I couldn't feel myself ;D

don't eat cheetoes and watch porn  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:09 pm


don't eat cheetoes and watch porn  ::)


and what if I did?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 4:17 pm


and what if I did?

you would be orange in certain places   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:20 pm


you would be orange in certain places   ;D


Imagine what Robin would say? :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/29/05 at 4:25 pm


Imagine what Robin would say? :o

she would say, stop eating cheetoes when you watch porn   :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/29/05 at 4:27 pm


she would say, stop eating cheetoes when you watch porn   :D


or my twig will turn orange ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/29/05 at 6:18 pm

What if if what?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/29/05 at 6:19 pm

what if this was one of my favourite Friday nights ever on here? 8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/29/05 at 6:20 pm


what if this was one of my favourite Friday nights ever on here? 8)


what if we all celebrated!  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/29/05 at 6:25 pm

what if we already are  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/29/05 at 6:28 pm


what if we already are   :D


woo-hoo!  :D :D ;D

What if we need a cake?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/29/05 at 6:31 pm

. . . I could eat the whole of DAK's cake right now . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/29/05 at 6:32 pm


what if this was one of my favourite Friday nights ever on here? 8)


Technically it's only Friday Afternoon in California time - but still ANY Friday on here is a favorite! :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/29/05 at 6:33 pm


. . . I could eat the whole of DAK's cake right now . . .  ;D


Good lord! Control yourself, man!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/29/05 at 6:35 pm


. . . I could eat the whole of DAK's cake right now . . . ;D


Me too mate - I don't need pictures of food making me hungry, LOL!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/29/05 at 7:02 pm


Good lord! Control yourself, man!  ;D


Ha ha! I am a sucker for anything sweet.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/29/05 at 7:03 pm


Me too mate - I don't need pictures of food making me hungry, LOL!


I like your perspective, Marty.  8) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/29/05 at 7:06 pm

what if baked goods didn't actually get seized at customs  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/29/05 at 7:06 pm


what if baked goods didn't actually get seized at customs  :D


. . . I had to laugh my arse off?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 07/29/05 at 7:07 pm


. . . I could eat the whole of DAK's cake right now . . .  ;D


That looks like one of those woollen things you used to put over the loo rolls many years ago...

No, I don't know why either...!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/29/05 at 7:09 pm


That looks like one of those woollen things you used to put over the loo rolls many years ago...

No, I don't know why either...!


I know what you are on about, lol. The thought is still not diminishing my appetite - good try though, Paul.  ;D

I certainly don't know why they stuck 'em on loo rolls. Maybe it keeps them warm.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/29/05 at 11:31 pm

Huge Rich corporations offered franchises some of thier big bucks to hire security even for a couple of hours....for the sake of protecting the kids that are not punks but are hard working for some money?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/30/05 at 11:10 am

everybody minded their own business and didn't correct other's spelling and grammer 24/7.





Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/30/05 at 11:12 am


everybody minded their own business and didn't correct other's spelling and grammer 24/7.


;D


What if Justice has not been Raped?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/30/05 at 11:14 am

what if.....jessie saw your avatar Andy? LOL ;D




Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini on 07/30/05 at 11:24 am

......I had to start over with post number 1? Oh well, no big deal!  ;) 

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/30/05 at 11:28 am


......I had to start over with post number 1? Oh well, no big deal!  ;) 


. . . I am happy you did start post number 1 again?  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/05 at 11:29 am


......I had to start over with post number 1? Oh well, no big deal!  ;) 
Welcome back, can Chuck doctor to the post count you were on?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini on 07/30/05 at 11:31 am


Welcome back, can Chuck doctor to the post count you were on?

I doubt it, but thats ok! Just a new challenge I can deal with!  ;) Now, to find my old avatar pic!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/30/05 at 11:59 am


I doubt it, but thats ok! Just a new challenge I can deal with!  ;) Now, to find my old avatar pic!


I am happy to see the old avatar back!  :D 8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 07/30/05 at 12:18 pm


what if.....jessie saw your avatar Andy? LOL ;D


what if... SHE DIDNT'T ERIN!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/30/05 at 12:48 pm


I doubt it, but thats ok! Just a new challenge I can deal with!  ;) Now, to find my old avatar pic!


what if Rhonda means the girl in the pink dress with the record player i adore  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/30/05 at 1:30 pm

What if I had my cake and ate Robin too? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/30/05 at 2:36 pm

what if... I knew what this thread was about?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/30/05 at 2:41 pm


what if... I knew what this thread was about?


Don't worry dude, it's not as complicated as it sounds. ;)

On this board, people (myself included at times!) sometimes will make the most random threads. Or some will just take on a life of its own and get kinda off topic.

Overall though, this basically is just where you can -- for fun -- ask "what if" a certain thing happened (eg, what if MTV was never created in 1981?) and people will respond with answers.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/05 at 2:45 pm

What if, Jim Henson never created the Muppets?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/30/05 at 3:15 pm


What if, Jim Henson never created the Muppets?

it would of gave you something to do ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 07/30/05 at 3:18 pm

What if CD's were square...

(I'd love to imagine what the players looked like!)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/05 at 3:22 pm


What if CD's were square...

(I'd love to imagine what the players looked like!)
The same for manhole covers?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/30/05 at 3:22 pm


What if CD's were square...

(I'd love to imagine what the players looked like!)


Me too, LOL!

The portable CD players would probably look more "80s" (for instance, alot of the boomboxes were more square-looking) - that's kind of a cool thing IMO. ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Cait Sith on 07/30/05 at 4:21 pm

What if one synchronized swimmer drowns...would the others have to as well?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/30/05 at 4:36 pm


The same for manhole covers?

they could fall into the hole and hit someone if they were square, the reason the are round is so they can't accidentally fall through the hole

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/30/05 at 4:50 pm

What if i invented a new soft drink for pimps and whores and called it slutsi cola?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/05 at 5:00 pm


they could fall into the hole and hit someone if they were square, the reason the are round is so they can't accidentally fall through the hole
Correct!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/30/05 at 11:34 pm


What if i invented a new soft drink for pimps and whores and called it slutsi cola?




I'm sure you'd be hooked Jiminy! LOL!




Erin

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/31/05 at 2:55 am

What if I was a nicer person...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/31/05 at 5:04 am


What if I was a nicer person...


What if all it took was for you to stop being self-absorbed for a while.  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 07/31/05 at 7:08 am


What if I was a nicer person...


What if you stopped talking complete rubbish, Mark...?!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/31/05 at 7:31 am


What if I was a nicer person...
What if you shut up and stop putting down yourself?  ::) ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/31/05 at 10:17 am


What if you shut up and stop putting down yourself? ::) ;)

What if you stopped talking complete rubbish, Mark...?!!
I only meant that there are a few things I could work on ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/31/05 at 10:56 am


What if I had my cake and ate Robin too? ;D


..do you mean eat Robins cake too?  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/31/05 at 10:57 am

What if Crazy Frog had version of the Pink Panther Theme?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 11:10 am

what if i posted a quiz for the first time in forever? :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/31/05 at 11:14 am


what if i posted a quiz for the first time in forever? :D
Go on then!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 11:19 am


Go on then!


what if there's a song on it that Philip knows!!!(there is teehee) ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/31/05 at 11:21 am


what if there's a song on it that Philip knows!!!(there is teehee) ;)
What if I do?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 11:31 am

what if you can peek now  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/31/05 at 12:57 pm


what if you can peek now  :)
What if I have been peaking?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Cait Sith on 07/31/05 at 1:08 pm

What if I happened to ask your business?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 1:28 pm


What if I have been peaking?


what if Henk beat you to it  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/31/05 at 3:12 pm

what if i play piano play piano?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/31/05 at 3:40 pm

. . . the M6 is closed? Do you have to go around the M3 twice?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/31/05 at 3:43 pm


. . . the M6 is closed? Do you have to go around the M3 twice?  ;D
...not you use the M2 three times!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/31/05 at 3:45 pm


...not you use the M2 three times!


...or perhaps the M1 six times?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/31/05 at 3:45 pm

. . . all roads lead to God?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 3:46 pm

...your hands lead to my neck..it's getting kinda sore how many hours later  :o ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/31/05 at 3:48 pm

. . . my hands loosen up your neck muscles and massage the dull ache away?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 3:50 pm

...that was exactly what i'm looking for  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/31/05 at 3:53 pm

...a picture paints a thousand words?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 07/31/05 at 3:57 pm


...a picture paints a thousand words?

next time you must write an essay, hand in a picture ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/31/05 at 3:58 pm


next time you must write an essay, hand in a picture ;)
;D Good idea!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 4:00 pm


next time you must write an essay, hand in a picture ;)


...Jiminy has his moments  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 07/31/05 at 4:04 pm

What if there was some magical drug that automatically helped you gain energy this early in the morning?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/31/05 at 4:08 pm


What if there was some magical drug that automatically helped you gain energy this early in the morning?


It's called Caffeine!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 07/31/05 at 5:08 pm

Jimmy Hoffa rose up from his supposed burial site near Giants Stadium aka the Meadowlands NJ?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 07/31/05 at 5:09 pm

You could clone yourself 10000 times over?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 5:11 pm

...i actually decided to make something to eat today  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/31/05 at 5:12 pm


You could clone yourself 10000 times over?


I'm not sure the world is ready for one of me, let alone 10,000 of them, lol.

. . . being in love is the meaning of life?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/31/05 at 5:14 pm


You could clone yourself 10000 times over?


Then this is what the world would look like...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 07/31/05 at 5:51 pm


Then this is what the world would look like...


. . . the world would look like lots of computer sprites moving about and waggling their swords?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/31/05 at 6:03 pm


. . . the world would look like lots of computer sprites moving about and waggling their swords?  ;D


pretty much!  :D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/31/05 at 7:09 pm


Ice only makes your drink more watery.  :P

Agreed. My dad loves ice, for some reason, and puts way too much in his drinks.. everything he drinks tastes like water.. it's like.. eww.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 07/31/05 at 7:11 pm

what if you always knew what lay ahead...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 7:38 pm

what if you at least had an inkling  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/31/05 at 8:00 pm

What if I were to cut you up and mail each part to a different town?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 07/31/05 at 8:38 pm


What if I were to cut you up and mail each part to a different town?
Supposedly Jimmy Hoffa was hacked to pieces and then buried near Giants Stadium...gross.

As the head of the Teamsters he angered a lot of people...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/31/05 at 8:40 pm


Supposedly Jimmy Hoffa was hacked to pieces and then buried near Giants Stadium...gross.

As the head of the Teamsters he angered a lot of people...
I heard he's "Located" in one of the endzones :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/31/05 at 8:43 pm


Supposedly Jimmy Hoffa was hacked to pieces and then buried near Giants Stadium...gross.

As the head of the Teamsters he angered a lot of people...


Eww... wow, that had to be rough. In Italy, if you are kidnapped by a large criminal group {not the Mafia, though, but a similar group} whose name I forget send you home part-by-part... if you don't pay all at once, they send you home in pieces.. the more you pay, the more of the body you get.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/31/05 at 8:58 pm


what if you always knew what lay ahead...


We'd know if we had time machines. :D

Okay---what if you could fall asleep in an instant, without trying? (I wish you could!)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/31/05 at 9:02 pm


Okay---what if you could fall asleep in an instant, without trying? (I wish you could!)


What if you could do that, and then wake up whenever you wanted, fully rested? However, you HAD to sleep for at least 2 hours to get that result. And if people wake you, it doesn't count and you have to start over.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/31/05 at 9:17 pm


What if you could do that, and then wake up whenever you wanted, fully rested? However, you HAD to sleep for at least 2 hours to get that result. And if people wake you, it doesn't count and you have to start over.


I'd still take that deal - 2 hours beats 7 or 8! ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/31/05 at 9:22 pm


I'd still take that deal - 2 hours beats 7 or 8! ;)

Me too. I'd sleep from maybe 4 AM to 6 AM.. every other hour has better TV! :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/31/05 at 9:30 pm


I'd love it.....it takes me at least an hour or more, especially when hubby's out of town.

Takes me until 2 AM fairly consistently.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 07/31/05 at 9:32 pm


Same here....and my kids are usually up at the butt crack of dawn :(


Everyone I Know gets up before me.. and they're all jerks about anyone who sleeps later then them too.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 9:36 pm

;D

...i went to bed at a semi-reasonable hour tonight  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 07/31/05 at 9:50 pm


;D

...i went to bed at a semi-reasonable hour tonight  :o
You're semi-reasonable is probable insane for me. I finally fell asleep around 4 :o ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 07/31/05 at 9:53 pm


Everyone I know gets up AFTER me.....well, except hubby who leaves for work around 5:30 every morning :o I actually got to sleep until 7:15 today....and my son said "Mom, wasn't it nice of us to let you sleep in this morning" ;D


LOL.

I'm the opposite - I've never easily been able to get to bed at a "normal" time, even as a kid. I always liked staying up, so naturally I've had many many mornings of literally having to drag myself out of bed.

^ I've joked before, that I attribute this to having been born in Florida - in the Eastern time zone, but living in Pacific time. ;D

Nowadays I like staying up later since that's when I'm best at doing homework, etc. I just work best then.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 9:54 pm


Tonight???  Are you in bed now???


<<<confused :D



what if this was a what-if thread  ;D ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 07/31/05 at 9:57 pm


What if those blonde streaks in my hair didn't take over once in awhile? ;D ;D ;D


what if i wouldn't laugh nearly as much if they didn't  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/05 at 2:15 am

What if I could be in two places at one time?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/01/05 at 5:29 am


what if you always knew what lay ahead...

a lot less road kill   ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 08/01/05 at 9:18 am


What if I could be in two places at one time?


I would use the internet AND mow the lawn? WHAT NOW, LAWN?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/01/05 at 9:20 am

what if I had today off work...

clue: I'd be a lot happier  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/01/05 at 9:30 am

What if I had a computer that actually worked properly?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/01/05 at 9:53 am

What if Colorado beats Nebraska in November :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 08/01/05 at 10:17 am


What if I had a computer that actually worked properly?


I could send you the files I've been trying to send.  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/05 at 2:52 pm

...I start bumping this thread?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/01/05 at 7:07 pm

What if we lost all our sences?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/01/05 at 7:19 pm

OK, I got one... What if.... OK I don't have one... What if everyone had eyes on their hands and fingers on their face?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/01/05 at 7:23 pm

What if life never happened? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/01/05 at 7:24 pm


OK, I got one... What if.... OK I don't have one... What if everyone had eyes on their hands and fingers on their face?


Um... we'd all look pretty strange  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/01/05 at 7:25 pm

What if was cold all year round?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/01/05 at 7:26 pm


What if was cold all year round?
Then you'd be living in New Zealand.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/01/05 at 7:26 pm


What if was cold all year round?


We'd have winter, then winter, then winter and winter at the end of the year  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/01/05 at 7:28 pm

What if we had summer all year round? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/01/05 at 7:28 pm


What if we had summer all year round? ;D


we'd melt!  ;D

What if everyone was ginger?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/01/05 at 7:29 pm


we'd melt!  ;D

What if everyone was ginger?  ::)


the spice or Gilligan's Island?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/01/05 at 7:31 pm


the spice or Gilligan's Island?


Okay, in 'duh-head' terms - what if everyone had auburn coloured hair?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/01/05 at 7:32 pm

What if I skipped my 1-3 lecture today to spend more time on here?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/01/05 at 7:34 pm

What if I could care less?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/01/05 at 7:34 pm


What if I skipped my 1-3 lecture today to spend more time on here?  ::)


What if you would be classed as 'the biggest rebel ever to walk the face of the Earth' for doing so?  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/01/05 at 7:37 pm


What if you would be classed as 'the biggest rebel ever to walk the face of the Earth' for doing so?  ;)
;D

What if we never had to sleep.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/01/05 at 7:39 pm


;D

What if we never had to sleep.


That would be cool, but it would probs mean that everything would be open 24 hours, and school would probably go on from 4am until 12 midnight  :P

what if you could all guess which Roses chocolate i'm going to eat next?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/01/05 at 7:41 pm


That would be cool, but it would probs mean that everything would be open 24 hours, and school would probably go on from 4am until 12 midnight  :P

what if you could all guess which Roses chocolate i'm going to eat next?
The caramel

What if we did not need to eat to survive?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/01/05 at 7:43 pm


The caramel


Nope, the big round whirly shaped one with the orange and purple wrapper  :P


What if we did not need to eat to survive?



Then I wouldn't be munching away at these Roses!  ;D

What if we didn't need to work to earn a living

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/01/05 at 7:44 pm

What if I decided to go to school now.?  :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/01/05 at 7:48 pm


What if I decided to go to school now.?  :-\\


pfft... wuss  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/01/05 at 7:51 pm


pfft... wuss  ::)
The class begins in 10 minutes... it takes 30 minutes to get down there. I won't make it, so I shall stay here.  ::)


What if life was like a box of chocolates?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: C.NOIZE on 08/01/05 at 7:52 pm


What if life was like a box of chocolates?


What if life was like a bowl of cherries?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 08/01/05 at 7:59 pm


What if life was like a bowl of cherries?


What if life was like a basket of kittens?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/01/05 at 8:01 pm

what if life was just peachy  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/01/05 at 8:06 pm

What if life was just that. Not a box of chocolates, basket of kittens, bowl of cheeries or anything like that?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/01/05 at 8:06 pm


What if life was just that. Not a box of chocolates, basket of kittens, bowl of cheeries or anything like that?  :D


What if life actually HAD a meaning?  :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 08/01/05 at 8:20 pm


What if life actually HAD a meaning?  :-\\

:o BUT IT DOES! TO SERVE JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/01/05 at 8:45 pm

What if Banasy (My friend Donna) came back on a regular basis!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/01/05 at 11:50 pm



What if someone had a few hours to kill and decided to go to the "Show us what you look like" thread and clean house?  (meaning, create a thread with the photos ONLY, and leaving the original thread for comments on the photos)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/02/05 at 12:05 am



What if someone had a few hours to kill and decided to go to the "Show us what you look like" thread and clean house?  (meaning, create a thread with the photos ONLY, and leaving the original thread for comments on the photos)


What if i said.. GO FOR IT ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/02/05 at 12:06 am


What if i said.. GO FOR IT ;D


I was thinking about it... but I can't find an easy way.  I thought maybe I could copy and paste the photos to a new thread, but it didn't work... so I tried quoting but I can't move that to another thread either.  I really don't want to download them all to my hard drive... will take forever.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/02/05 at 12:19 am


I was thinking about it... but I can't find an easy way.  I thought maybe I could copy and paste the photos to a new thread, but it didn't work... so I tried quoting but I can't move that to another thread either.  I really don't want to download them all to my hard drive... will take forever.


Not to mention dull as hell!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/02/05 at 12:21 am


maybe i could.. er.. lemme rephrase..

WHAT IF I just made a thread for photos only and just put one of each of the regulars in it?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/02/05 at 5:27 am


What if we lost all our sences?

that would be nonsence   :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/02/05 at 5:28 am

what if the new piercing fad was to have a pierced hemorrhoid?   :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: danootaandme on 08/02/05 at 5:33 am

What if they invented a self cleaning house and garden  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/02/05 at 5:43 am


maybe i could.. er.. lemme rephrase..

WHAT IF I just made a thread for photos only and just put one of each of the regulars in it?


What if I think I understand what Odyssey is saying. We have like a 'Rogues Gallery' ( ;D) of all the members pictures here in one thread and the responses in the other. Would it be too ambitious to place all the member's photographs (people have posted more than one) together on the same post? An alphabetical format would be cool too so people can easily scan through if they would like to see a certain member . . . I am getting way ahead of myself here, aren't I?  ;D

However, what if I propose to develop that further and suggest ChuckyG limits the amount of pages used on that responses thread and then he could delete the first page to replace the next one in a conveyor belt motion. Let's face it, who reads people's comments on their own picture if you were on page 52? I know I wouldn't be that desperate to scour the thread to look for what people had written about me again.  ;D

The idea leaves enough pages on there for people to enjoy the comments from others but removes the chore of having so many pages within it. IMO that would definitely tidy up the photo thread.  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/02/05 at 5:58 am


What if I think I understand what Odyssey is saying. We have like a 'Rogues Gallery' ( ;D) of all the members pictures here in one thread and the responses in the other. Would it be too ambitious to place all the member's photographs (people have posted more than one) together on the same post? An alphabetical format would be cool too so people can easily scan through if they would like to see a certain member . . . I am getting way ahead of myself here, aren't I?  ;D

However, what if I propose to develop that further and suggest ChuckyG limits the amount of pages used on that responses thread and then he could delete the first page to replace the next one in a conveyor belt motion. Let's face it, who reads people's comments on their own picture if you were on page 52? I know I wouldn't be that desperate to scour the thread to look for what people had written about me again.  ;D

The idea leaves enough pages on there for people to enjoy the comments from others but removes the chore of having so many pages within it. IMO that would definitely tidy up the photo thread.  8)


rob, please don't show us your member   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/02/05 at 6:13 am


maybe i could.. er.. lemme rephrase..

WHAT IF I just made a thread for photos only and just put one of each of the regulars in it?


what if your idea rocks  8) i've had the exact same idea over the past few moths..what if a thread was started called 'photos only' and we reposted our pix to it? ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/02/05 at 6:22 am


rob, please don't show us your member   ;D


Ha ha! I would need two seperate pictures for that.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/02/05 at 6:28 am


Ha ha! I would need two seperate pictures for that.  ;) ;D

http://www.lausd.k12.ca.us/Kennedy_HS/students/spring_2003/spongebob.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Cait Sith on 08/02/05 at 6:41 am

what if darth vader lost on who wants to be a millionaire?

http://darthmillionaire2.ytmnd.com

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/02/05 at 6:51 am


http://www.lausd.k12.ca.us/Kennedy_HS/students/spring_2003/spongebob.jpg


Spongebob?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/02/05 at 6:55 am


However, what if I propose to develop that further and suggest ChuckyG limits the amount of pages used on that responses thread and then he could delete the first page to replace the next one in a conveyor belt motion.


That'd be an idea...I'm on the first page, so I'd be the first to go...!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/02/05 at 6:57 am


That'd be an idea...I'm on the first page, so I'd be the first to go...!!


Would you be that bothered?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/02/05 at 6:58 am


Would you be that bothered?  :)


Not overtly...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/02/05 at 7:04 am


Not overtly...


Tee hee. My case in point.  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/02/05 at 7:11 am


That'd be an idea...I'm on the first page, so I'd be the first to go...!!


Paul's due for a new one this week anyway so it would all work out tee hee  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/02/05 at 7:23 am


Paul's due for a new one this week anyway so it would all work out tee hee  ::) ;D


Replace the word 'week' with 'century' and you're getting closer, Maria...!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/02/05 at 7:45 am


Replace the word 'week' with 'century' and you're getting closer, Maria...!


I think we've seen more 80s pics of you than we have of what you look like now.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini on 08/02/05 at 7:49 am


Paul's due for a new one this week anyway so it would all work out tee hee  ::) ;D


What if....Maria was right?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 08/02/05 at 8:26 am


what if the new piercing fad was to have a pierced hemorrhoid?   :D

Is that a new business idea, Jiminy?  ;D I'm not too sure Emma Freud & Farmer Giles would be too happy about that...

What if I actually made a valid comment on this site instead of 'post-whoring'?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/02/05 at 9:49 am


http://www.lausd.k12.ca.us/Kennedy_HS/students/spring_2003/spongebob.jpg


He's laughed so hard he gave himself a nosebleed.. what an idiot!  ;D ;D ;D ;D Oww.. somebody fetch me a towel.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/02/05 at 10:25 am

What if certain people didn't highjack every thread?





Cat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/02/05 at 10:32 am


What if certain people didn't highjack every thread?


Sorry  ;D

What if i behaved for once?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/02/05 at 11:52 am


Sorry  ;D

What if i behaved for once?


What if Andy was a bit like me for a change and acted with a bit of decorum?  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 08/02/05 at 12:01 pm


I think we've seen more 80s pics of you than we have of what you look like now.  ;D


That's very true...

You're definitely due to put up a new one, Paul!!  :D ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/02/05 at 12:22 pm


What if Andy was a bit like me for a change and acted with a bit of decorum?  ;) ;D


What if i laughed so hard i coughed up blood?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/02/05 at 12:30 pm


What if i laughed so hard i coughed up blood?


What if that's pretty serious? Lol.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/02/05 at 12:40 pm

what if i'm enjoying feeling happy again  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/02/05 at 1:04 pm


what if i'm enjoying feeling happy again  8)


What if I am happy when you are happy?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/02/05 at 2:02 pm

8)

what if the thunder didn't warn you about major rainfall and your clothes hanging outside go drenched!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/02/05 at 4:26 pm

What If I fell? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/02/05 at 4:41 pm

what if the sun JUST came out after an unbelievable amount of rain  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/02/05 at 4:42 pm


What If I fell? ;D

I'm falling and I can't get up!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/02/05 at 4:46 pm


I'm falling and I can't get up!



I can't get IT up. ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/02/05 at 4:55 pm



I can't get IT up. ;)


Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/02/05 at 4:56 pm






What if I never needed that?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/02/05 at 5:01 pm



What if I never needed that?

what if you took one and it got stuck in your throat... would you have a stiff neck?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/02/05 at 5:27 pm

Or what if you got one lodged in your eye...would you give us all a hard look?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/02/05 at 5:33 pm


Or what if you got one lodged in your eye...would you give us all a hard look?

crash, boom... cha ching! (the sound of drums)  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/02/05 at 7:15 pm

If drivers used it would they be able to pull into the hard shoulder?  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 08/03/05 at 1:15 am

What if you took a Viagra tablet on your own? ::)

(I know the answer to this...7 hours of climbing the walls/ pole vaulting round the house!)  ;D

No meaning to be rude, but I thought Howard had the opposite 'problem'- can't get it to go down! (Hit it with a rake, young man!)  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 08/03/05 at 1:27 am

What if you woke up tommorow and you were five again?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/03/05 at 1:29 am


What if you woke up tommorow and you were five again?
I'd be happy I wouldn't have to go to work.  :D


What If you woke up as someone of a different gender... for one day?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/05 at 1:30 am


What if you woke up tommorow and you were five again?
Foot tall, or years?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/05 at 1:30 am


I'd be happy I wouldn't have to go to work.  :D


What If you woke up as someone of a different gender... for one day?  ::)

It is the school holidays, so there will be no school either.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 08/03/05 at 1:34 am


What If you woke up as someone of a different gender... for one day?  ::)


I'd stomp around with PMS & be really obnoxious, just because I could! Or go into a ladies toilet with a group of other women to see what exactly they gossip about in there...

What if God was one of us? Hai caramba, I think someone's already asked that question...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/03/05 at 5:01 am


I'd be happy I wouldn't have to go to work.  :D


What If you woke up as someone of a different gender... for one day?  ::)


cool... I'd be a lesbian for a day  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/03/05 at 5:33 am


cool... I'd be a lesbian for a day  :D


'Dykey' or 'lipstick' type?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/03/05 at 5:40 am


'Dykey' or 'lipstick' type?

the hot looking non bulldyke type so i could attract the same type  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/03/05 at 5:42 am

The "dyke" ones are scary.  :o Men trapped in women's bodies is what they are.  :-X

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/03/05 at 5:48 am


The "dyke" ones are scary.  :o Men trapped in women's bodies is what they are.  :-X

http://www.fingerinthedyke.ca/images/bull_dyke.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/03/05 at 5:50 am


http://www.fingerinthedyke.ca/images/bull_dyke.jpg
Now theres somethingf you don't wanna see every day.  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/03/05 at 5:52 am


The "dyke" ones are scary.  :o Men trapped in women's bodies is what they are.  :-X


Heh! We have a couple that work in this building...

Nice girls, but they scare the crap out of me...!

They've even got better five o'clock shadow than I have!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/03/05 at 5:56 am


Heh! We have a couple that work in this building...

Nice girls, but they scare the crap out of me...!

They've even got better five o'clock shadow than I have!
Can women actually gow those (i want a female response... an honest one)





What if blood was blue?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: danootaandme on 08/03/05 at 6:59 am


Can women actually gow those (i want a female response... an honest one)




I think that women who have five o'clock shadow are probably transgenders, or hermaphrodites.
I've seen it once or twice, I feel bad for them, hell who would want to wake up and shave every
day of their life.  Bikini waxing every once in a while is bad enough(oh gee, is that more than you
wanted to know?)  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/03/05 at 7:16 am


I've seen it once or twice, I feel bad for them, hell who would want to wake up and shave every
day of their life.


I certainly wouldn't, but there y'go...!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Powerslave on 08/03/05 at 7:25 am



What if blood was blue?


Blood is blue, until it comes into contact with oxygen.  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: mandamoo on 08/03/05 at 7:58 am

...I didn't have to go to work tomorrow ?  :D

...I'm dreaming ? ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 08/03/05 at 8:15 am


Can women actually grow those (i want a female response... an honest one)

I'm not female, but I've seen some quite full facial hair on ladies in Italy. I also used to work with a girl from New Zealand who was very masculine-looking, she actually had sideburns!

What if we had nine lives like cats are reputed to have?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/03/05 at 6:49 pm

What if we had our cake and ate us too?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 08/03/05 at 9:58 pm


What if we had our cake and ate us too?

And ate US? Cannibalism?  ???  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/03/05 at 10:01 pm

http://www.geocities.com/mark21566/musicGuitar.gifIt snowed :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/03/05 at 10:02 pm

http://www.geocities.com/mark21566/musicGuitar.gifWhat if I gave a flying .... ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: rich1981 on 08/04/05 at 12:37 am

What if we could fly to a different time?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/04/05 at 12:41 am

What if a man could be two places at on time?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/04/05 at 12:46 am

what if that's the best idea i've heard all day  8) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 08/04/05 at 1:28 am


What if a man could be two places at on time?

I'd love that, Phil. I'd send my boring avatar (hey wow, someone who uses the word avatar in the traditional sense!) to work on weekdays, and send my social avatar to see my friends/ work on my friends business/ go fishing!

What if all adults had an 80-day holiday in the Summer, like English Memebers of Parliament?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/04/05 at 1:29 am


I also used to work with a girl from New Zealand who was very masculine-looking, she actually had sideburns!

Yes, we do have some rather scary looking women down here (particularly in the rural areas)  :o :o :-X ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/04/05 at 1:31 am


What if all adults had an 80-day holiday in the Summer, like English Memebers of Parliament?
UK Memebers of Parliament? It is mot a complete holiday for the MPs for they are still attending to their constituencies needs on the local basis.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 08/04/05 at 1:40 am


What if all adults had an 80-day holiday in the Summer, like English Memebers of Parliament?


I'd be all for that - but let's make it (1) worldwide, (2) more than one day a year, and (3) all ages.

^ Even as a 12-13 year old kid in 1994 I already missed the 80's too! ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini on 08/04/05 at 4:30 am


What if a man could be two places at on time?

Sounds like song lyrics to me  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: danootaandme on 08/04/05 at 6:03 am


I'd be all for that - but let's make it (1) worldwide, (2) more than one day a year, and (3) all ages.

^ Even as a 12-13 year old kid in 1994 I already missed the 80's too! ;)


That would last until the first guy who wanted a beer showed up at the bar and it was closed for the
holidays.    :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 08/04/05 at 7:00 am

Yep, not very practical, this all- summer closing lark.

Not sure about the specifics regarding MP's holidays, Philip Eno, just using it as an example.

I did think about all-inclusion with the holiday, Marty McFly, but doesn't anyone who isn't an adult (i.e. school children) have an all-summer holiday anyway, or is that just in the UK? The reason I stated the original post was 'cos I was dreaming of how lovely it would be to have all summer off again, as I did when I was a child...go fishing in the morning, cook the catch on a fire at the back of the beach at lunchtime, laze around on the beach all afternoon, go home for dinner, spent quite a lot of childhood holidays like that...


What if ktelqueen was being naughty with her quote below? What if I've just read more into that than was actually there?  ;D

what if that's the best idea i've heard all day  8) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/04/05 at 8:35 am

What if you should decide that you don't want me there in your life?  :\'(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/04/05 at 8:41 am

what if today was just another day like any other day?  :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 8:44 am


What if you should decide that you don't want me there in your life?  :\'(


It's not you, it's me. I think we need to see other people.  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/04/05 at 8:45 am


It's not you, it's me. I think we need to see other people.  :D


What if I did not fully comprehend the sentence you just posted onto this thread?  ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/04/05 at 12:55 pm

What if the world should stop revolving?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 1:09 pm


What if I did not fully comprehend the sentence you just posted onto this thread?  ???



You said:


What if you should decide that you don't want me there in your life?  :\'(



So, as long as I'm not wanting you in my life, I think we should break up.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/04/05 at 1:12 pm


What if the world should stop revolving?


. . . I tried to answer Phils question?

I presume we would get a perpetual night or day depending on our position on the earth's axis. I don't know if the same would be said about the seasons (or weather).  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 1:25 pm


. . . I tried to answer Phils question?

I presume we would get a perpetual night or day depending on our position on the earth's axis. I don't know if the same would be said about the seasons (or weather).  :)


I'd want perpetual night.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/04/05 at 1:26 pm


I'd want perpetual night.
YOu vampire you?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/04/05 at 1:27 pm


I'd want perpetual night.


Hmmm . . . I guess I would want anything between 5:00 and 10:00pm because I don't have to work then - I'm going to nightshift as of Monday! More money for doing the same job!!!!  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 08/04/05 at 1:29 pm


YOu vampire you?


;D I guess I am.. I don't like the sun. Sunlight makes me paranoid... Night-time is also nice and cool.. the sun isn't directly overhead.. summer nights are great weather.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/04/05 at 3:42 pm

What if we were all vampires?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/04/05 at 4:46 pm

what if you could find out the day and the way that you are going to die?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/04/05 at 4:53 pm


what if you could find out the day and the way that you are going to die?



I don't think I would want to know. I worry enough as it is.


Beth

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/04/05 at 8:46 pm


what if you could find out the day and the way that you are going to die?


Your screwed i'm afraid.. i lost my planner.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/04/05 at 9:04 pm

...this was one of the best days of the summer?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/04/05 at 9:14 pm

. . . this has been an excellent holiday?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/04/05 at 9:16 pm

...i don't want this holiday to end? 8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/04/05 at 9:21 pm

. . . what if we have a few more days to go?  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/05/05 at 1:19 am


what if you could find out the day and the way that you are going to die?
I just do not want to be there when it happens.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 08/05/05 at 1:37 am


I just do not want to be there when it happens.

That reminds me of a quote from someone that goes something like "After I die, if I find I don't exist, I'll be most disappointed"

What if my name was Prince, and I was funky? When it came to funk, would I be a junky?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/05/05 at 1:41 am


That reminds me of a quote from someone that goes something like "After I die, if I find I don't exist, I'll be most disappointed"

What if my name was Prince, and I was funky? When it came to funk, would I be a junky?  ;D
...and during some point in your career, you will have to change your name to a symbol.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/05/05 at 2:05 am

...i'm having a fabulous time at 4AM  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 08/05/05 at 2:06 am


...and during some point in your career, you will have to change your name to a symbol.

And shortly afterwards, have your career disappear up it's own behind! Haven't seen him round much nowadays, has he given up producing music?

What if I changed my name to a 'middle finger' symbol to correspond with the Child Support Agency? (The swines are fraudulently chasing me for money again)  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/05/05 at 2:23 am

What if we did not have to work?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/05/05 at 2:24 am


What if we did not have to work?


what if we don't this week because we're on vacation  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/05/05 at 4:06 am


And shortly afterwards, have your career disappear up it's own behind! Haven't seen him round much nowadays, has he given up producing music?


Did he produce any in the first place...?!!

What if I changed my name to a 'middle finger' symbol to correspond with the Child Support Agency? (The swines are fraudulently chasing me for money again)  :P


Would certainly give 'the suits' something to think about...!

What if I were supposed to be working...?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/05/05 at 4:37 am


What if my name was Prince, and I was funky? When it came to funk, would I be a junky?  ;D


Then you became a Jehovah's Witness and turned into a monkey.  ;D

Give us a rendition of 'Little Red Corvette', Goodsin.  8) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/05/05 at 3:47 pm

What if we just said Go To Heaven instead of Go To Hell when we all get mad?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/05/05 at 3:50 pm

...i feel like i am in heaven  :D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/05/05 at 3:55 pm

What if in hell there was actually a devil with a pitchfork?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/05/05 at 3:56 pm

. . . Paul and Karen should get a room?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/05/05 at 3:57 pm

What if Robin and I got a room? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/05/05 at 5:55 pm



What if Devorule/Fullhousefan was back??  I think he may be... there is a strangely "Devorule-like" post in the 2000's board from a guest called "Mario"...  anyone remember if that is devorule's first name??

He had a posting style all his own, and I could swear that is him!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: rich1981 on 08/05/05 at 11:59 pm

What if I had a jetpack and could fly anywhere, anytime?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/06/05 at 12:00 am

...i asked to borrow it  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/06/05 at 12:44 am

I actually stopped letting everything tear me apart

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/06/05 at 12:45 am

What if my back wasn't stuck to the leather computer chair  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/06/05 at 12:51 am


What if my back wasn't stuck to the leather computer chair  :P


What if your back was stuck to the mat with rikishi on top of you?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/06/05 at 12:53 am

what if....i didn't have to get up in like 5 hours?




Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/06/05 at 12:54 am


What if your back was stuck to the mat with rikishi on top of you?


Hmm.. it'd depend on what he'd had for Lunch.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 1:38 pm

what if the box of jelly babies i'm eating NEVER ran out  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 2:01 pm


Hmm.. it'd depend on what he'd had for Lunch.


. . . I think that's a good answer? I reckon rice and fish! Pwoooar!!!!  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/05 at 2:02 pm

What if I went to bed now?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 2:03 pm


What if I went to bed now?


what if you couldn't because a sudden plague of infested termites had made a nest in it?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 2:04 pm


what if you couldn't because a sudden plague of infested termites had made a nest in it?


. . . I think that's also a good answer? I reckon he might need to buy a new bed after that because the termites would go through to the wooden frames.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/05 at 2:05 pm


what if you couldn't because a sudden plague of infested termites had made a nest in it?
I would sleep on the sofa.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/05 at 2:06 pm


I would sleep on the sofa.
...or couch.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 2:06 pm


. . . I think that's also a good answer? I reckon he might need to buy a new bed after that because the termites would go through to the wooden frames.


What if that was a good point! Or even worse, if he has a metal bed...

What if a plague of metal eating termites had nestled in his bed?!  :o


I would sleep on the sofa.


What if there were sofa termites too?  ::)


...or couch.


..and couch termites?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/05 at 2:08 pm

..and couch termites?
...or the floor

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 2:11 pm



...or the floor


...um, floor termites?!  ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/05 at 2:15 pm


...um, floor termites?!  ???
Carpet mites?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 2:17 pm


Carpet mites?


What if you saved yourself the bother and got the exterminators in? (coz i can't think of any more random termites)  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/05 at 2:20 pm


What if you saved yourself the bother and got the exterminators in? (coz i can't think of any more random termites)  ;D
Vermin?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 2:23 pm


Vermin?


what if that was a bit harsh, Phil! I may live in a rathole, but i'm as human as human can be ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 2:27 pm


What if that was a good point! Or even worse, if he has a metal bed...


Heck! Super termites!!!!  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 2:29 pm


Heck! Super termites!!!!  :o


What if there were EVERYTHING termites, like Ultra-Termites, which could eat ANYTHING  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 2:35 pm


What if there were EVERYTHING termites, like Ultra-Termites, which could eat ANYTHING  :o


What if they were Terminator Termites!?!  ::)

Asta la vista . . . beddy!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 2:36 pm


What if they were Terminator Termites!?!  ::)

Asta la vista . . . beddy!!!  ;D


What if that was the worst (attempted) joke i'd heard today?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 2:37 pm


What if that was the worst (attempted) joke i'd heard today?  ::)


What if DAK has no sense of humour?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 2:38 pm


What if DAK has no sense of humour?  ;D


Then I would probably be like this...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 2:45 pm

What if every post I made from now on was bland and humourless

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 2:45 pm


Then I would probably be like this...


. . . DAK gave us a smile? Come on! You can do it . . .  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 2:46 pm


. . . DAK gave us a smile? Come on! You can do it . . .  ;) ;D


I cannot smile, I cannot laugh. I have no sense of humour at all

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 2:51 pm

What if I remained humourless for the remainder of the evening?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 2:52 pm


I cannot smile, I cannot laugh. I have no sense of humour at all


What if I told you to laugh otherwise I will 'accidentally' tip Terminator Termites all over you?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 2:54 pm


What if I told you to laugh otherwise I will 'accidentally' tip Terminator Termites all over you?


What if I could not smile or laugh or inject any sort of colour or humour into the replies I post, no matter how severe the threats you make?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 2:58 pm


What if I could not smile or laugh or inject any sort of colour or humour into the replies I post, no matter how severe the threats you make?


What if I had to use desperate measures and tickle you on your feet?  ??? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 2:59 pm


What if I had to use desperate measures and tickle you?  ??? ;D


What if I now had absolutely no humour or colour left in me at all?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 3:00 pm


What if I now had absolutely no humour or colour left in me at all?


What if I must ask why you called yourself Michael2?  ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 3:01 pm


What if I must ask why you called yourself Michael2?  ???


The name Michael was already taken. I understand your concern, however, that 'Michael2' is far too exciting and colourful, but i'm afraid there is no more I can do to aid the situation

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 3:03 pm


The name Michael was already taken. I understand your concern, however, that 'Michael2' is far too exciting and colourful, but i'm afraid there is no more I can do to aid the situation


What if I asked Michael to stop being miserable and be happy again. I may have to ignore him for the rest of the night otherwise . . .  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 3:04 pm

What if I was beginning to think you are right?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 3:05 pm

What if I was right about what?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 3:05 pm

What if the Pixel Prince returned for your enjoyment and pleasure?!  :D :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 3:07 pm


What if the Pixel Prince returned for your enjoyment and pleasure?!  :D :D


YAY!!!! WHAT IF DAK HAS RETURNED TO US?  :D :D :D :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/06/05 at 3:19 pm

what if Andruw Jones had not hit a GRAND SLAM  for the Braves today?

he would of only had one homerun and the Braves would of only won the game by a
score of 4 - 1 instead of 8 - 1
  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 3:23 pm


YAY!!!! WHAT IF DAK HAS RETURNED TO US?  :D :D :D :D


Glad to be back, Bobby  ;)

And if you would like to direct your visual perceptors to the left, you will see that I have refined the colour and sharpness on my avatar and upgraded my sword to a shining one!  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 3:58 pm


Glad to be back, Bobby  ;)

And if you would like to direct your visual perceptors to the left, you will see that I have refined the colour and sharpness on my avatar and upgraded my sword to a shining one!  :D


;)

Always good to know your upright sword is glowing.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:02 pm


;)

Always good to know your upright sword is glowing.


What if my glowing upright sword wasn't upright or glowing?  :(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/06/05 at 4:10 pm


What if my glowing upright sword wasn't upright or glowing?  :(


What if I don't want you to turn into Michael2 again?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/06/05 at 4:12 pm


What if I don't want you to turn into Michael2 again?


What if I promised  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/06/05 at 8:36 pm

...i can't wait for 3pm on Sunday  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/06/05 at 9:38 pm

What if my I.Pod ceased to work.. then What if i got mad and punched it several times.. then what if it worked  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/06/05 at 9:59 pm


...i can't wait for 3pm on Sunday  8)
What if that is now?  :D


What if today was Wednesday?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/05 at 1:10 am

What if?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/07/05 at 5:44 am


What if I promised  ;)


What if I go hooray!!!  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/07/05 at 6:48 am

What if more people showed up to this site while I'm on.  :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/05 at 6:49 am

What if England did win the Ashes?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/07/05 at 7:09 am

What if I wanted another cup of tea, but couldn't be bothered to go and actually make one?  :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/07/05 at 6:06 pm

What if London Bridges actually fell down? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/07/05 at 6:09 pm


What if London Bridges actually fell down? ;D


. . . that is another relation to Jeff and Lloyd?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini on 08/07/05 at 6:12 pm

. . . . .my daughter passes her driving test tuesday  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dagwood on 08/07/05 at 6:20 pm


. . . . .my daughter passes her driving test tuesday :o


You can send her to the store to pick up milk? ;)

What if I actually had a life?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini on 08/07/05 at 6:25 pm


You can send her to the store to pick up milk? ;)
Oh yea, I like that idea! Hmmmm, the wheels are turning now!
What if I actually had a life?

Then you'd be one up on me  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini on 08/07/05 at 6:26 pm

Kinda screwed that up, didn't I ^  Whoopsie!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/07/05 at 6:27 pm

What if we had our cake and ate it too?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/08/05 at 6:13 am

What if the weather was always this nice?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/08/05 at 6:14 am

What if it was daylight 24/7?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/08/05 at 6:15 am


What if we had our cake and ate it too?
What's the point in having your cake if you're not going to eat it?  ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 08/08/05 at 6:15 am


What if it was daylight 24/7?  :o


That would be too wierd!  :D

What if this stupid spot on my neck went away?  >:(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/08/05 at 6:37 am


What's the point in having your cake if you're not going to eat it?  ???


Could be a cake of soap...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/08/05 at 5:39 pm

What if life was easy?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/08/05 at 9:22 pm

What if......

"I was to push this red button....just here???"


(The last words of John Denver ?)  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/08/05 at 9:27 pm


What if......

"I was to push this red button....just here???"


(The last words of John Denver ?)  :o
That is SO wrong in so many ways, Luke :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/08/05 at 9:32 pm

Well, it wasn't meant to offend, simple as that.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/08/05 at 10:01 pm


Well, it wasn't meant to offend, simple as that.
I know, neither was my reply ;) It's very nice to see you, Luke :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Zella on 08/08/05 at 11:04 pm


What if......

"I was to push this red button....just here???"


(The last words of John Denver ?)  :o


Better than if it were the last words of Ronald Reagan.....ooops!  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/08/05 at 11:29 pm

What if ^ read my replies to you today ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 08/08/05 at 11:36 pm

How would everyone feel if they woke up tommorow morning pregnant?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/09/05 at 12:23 am


How would everyone feel if they woke up tommorow morning pregnant?


What if i told you i'd be thinking.. Hmm, this could earn me some money.

Also, what if i changed my avatar and now the page will load slower for everyone  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/09/05 at 12:29 am


How would everyone feel if they woke up tommorow morning pregnant?


Probably feel ill after morning sickness.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Zella on 08/09/05 at 12:37 am


What if ^ read my replies to you today ;)


What if ^ were more specific as < cannot remember where < last posted days ago... ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/09/05 at 1:13 am

I sat here for hours and hours reading everyones posts and suddenly realized that I had posted nothing myself??
Do you think it would matter?
Proabably not - just another brain fart! Hahaha

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/09/05 at 1:15 am

...i'm so happy you're back Tam  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/09/05 at 1:19 am

:-* ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/09/05 at 1:22 am

:o :D :-* ;D ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/09/05 at 1:28 am

... I were a jellyfish??

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/09/05 at 1:34 am


... I were a jellyfish??
You would have a nasty sting in your tail.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/09/05 at 1:34 am


... I were a jellyfish??


. . . you would be all floppy and sting when I tread on you?

. . . I knew what a brain-fart was?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/09/05 at 1:35 am

explanation...

what if you were thinking about a lot of things all at once and then suddenly your head is completely empty? Like you farted out everything that was just in it? Thats a brain fart!!  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/09/05 at 1:38 am


explanation...

what if you were thinking about a lot of things all at once and then suddenly your head is completely empty? Like you farted out everything that was just in it? Thats a brain fart!!  ;D ;D


That's the problem, Tam. I knew what a brain-fart was.  ;D I am the king of brain-farts.  ;D

. . . Tam is good at explaining what a brain fart is.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/09/05 at 1:40 am


That's the problem, Tam. I knew what a brain-fart was.  ;D I am the king of brain-farts.  ;D

. . . Tam is good at explaining what a brain fart is.

Well aren't I the Crackhead then??!! LMAO!
I thought you were implying what if ....
So there - my partial Brain Fart seemed to back fire!! Mahahaha! ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/09/05 at 1:42 am


... I were a jellyfish??


You'd have trouble driving that truck!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/09/05 at 1:42 am


Well aren't I the Crackhead then??!! LMAO!


What if Tam, by her own description, is a druggie?   ???   ;D

I thought you were implying what if ....

What if Tam, presumes with Bobby . . .  ;)

So there - my partial Brain Fart seemed to back fire!! Mahahaha! ;D


What if Tam attempts a brain fart.   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/09/05 at 1:43 am


You'd have trouble driving that truck!

Thanks P!
It sure as Helll would be impossible wouldnt it??  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/09/05 at 1:47 am


Thanks P!
It sure as Helll would be impossible wouldnt it??  ;D


Mm...I dunno...

A little bit of adaptation to the steering column, pedals and gear system and you'll be halfway there...!

Any stroppy traffic cops could be stung to within an inch of their lives!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/09/05 at 1:48 am


What if Tam, by her own description, is a druggie?   ???   ;D

What if Tam, presumes with Bobby . . .  ;)

What if Tam attempts a brain fart.   ;D

What if Rob sits back and reads....

"Ladies and Gentleman, Boy and Girls, Children off all ages!
Inthe00's proudly presents the 10 time Insult Champion of the woooooooooooorld
The Trucker Tam Crackhead - one of the New Age Outlaws....
ANd for all those who dont like it...
You can  SUCK IT!!!!"

Mahahaha!
My adaptation. You get a kick out of it or are you gonna sit there and growl?? >:( ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/09/05 at 1:48 am

...i wish it wasn't so late since my posse is here at the mo'   :\'( 8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/09/05 at 1:49 am


Mm...I dunno...

A little bit of adaptation to the steering column, pedals and gear system and you'll be halfway there...!

Any stroppy traffic cops could be stung to within an inch of their lives!

You are too much!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/09/05 at 1:50 am


...i wish it wasn't so late since my posse is here at the mo'   :\'( 8)

what if you were talking about me for one?
Am I a part of your posse?
That means I have a friend!!!
You like me, you really really like me!!
Mahahaha!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/09/05 at 1:51 am


what if you were talking about me for one?
Am I a part of your posse?
That means I have a friend!!!
You like me, you really really like me!!
Mahahaha!  ;D


...i love ya  ;) 8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/09/05 at 1:52 am

8) :-X :-* ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/09/05 at 1:52 am


What if Rob sits back and reads....

"Ladies and Gentleman, Boy and Girls, Children off all ages!
Inthe00's proudly presents the 10 time Insult Champion of the woooooooooooorld
The Trucker Tam Crackhead - one of the New Age Outlaws....
ANd for all those who dont like it...
You can  SUCK IT!!!!"

Mahahaha!
My adaptation. You get a kick out of it or are you gonna sit there and growl?? >:( ;D


I am so impressed - surely you can't have remembered all that?  ;D

I will give you a massive growl for your effort. GRRRROOOOOOOWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLL!!!! >:( ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/09/05 at 1:57 am

What if...
...Tam reminds Rob that her husband is a huge WWE/WCW/ECW fan....
...Tam tells Rob she used to be in Love with Badd A$$ Billy Gunn
...Tam tells Rob she has actually like Jon Cena??

Mahahaha!
I have to watch Raw and SmackDown every Monday and Thursday night!
I miss The Rock.... but lets not go there! ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 08/09/05 at 1:58 am


I miss The Rock.... but lets not go there! ;)


Ooh!  Hubba hubba!!  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/09/05 at 1:59 am


Ooh!  Hubba hubba!!  :D

I completely agree with you Karen....
{as she wipes the drool from her chin} Mahahaha!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 08/09/05 at 2:00 am


I completely agree with you Karen....
{as she wipes the drool from her chin} Mahahaha!  ;D


;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/09/05 at 3:21 am

What if this headache was gone.  >:(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/09/05 at 4:43 am


What if this headache was gone.  >:(
It's slowly leaving, but it's still there.  :o



What if I made myself a cup of hot coffee?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/09/05 at 4:46 am

What if I stopped adding smilies in every post?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/09/05 at 4:48 am

What if the last 4 posts in the "What If" thread weren't done by me?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/09/05 at 4:58 am

Alrighty then!

What if you took tablets for your headache?

I don't think the coffee will do you much cop!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/09/05 at 5:33 am


Alrighty then!

What if you took tablets for your headache?

I don't think the coffee will do you much cop!
Took a couple of aspirin.

They say water (lots of it) helps clear out the bugs that might be causing the headache. And the coffee had nothing to do with the headache.

So far so good.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: karen on 08/09/05 at 7:20 am

... I told GRS that people say to drink water for a headache in case it's caused by dehydration.  Coffee will make dehydration worse which I think was Paul's point

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/09/05 at 8:17 am


... I told GRS that people say to drink water for a headache in case it's caused by dehydration.  Coffee will make dehydration worse which I think was Paul's point
What if I didn't realise coffee would probably make it worse?  :o


What if I also said that the headache is now gone, so the cause must've been dehydration.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/09/05 at 8:46 am

what if wit was shit, would you be constipated?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/09/05 at 12:43 pm


What if...
...Tam reminds Rob that her husband is a huge WWE/WCW/ECW fan....
...Tam tells Rob she used to be in Love with Badd A$$ Billy Gunn
...Tam tells Rob she has actually like Jon Cena??

Mahahaha!
I have to watch Raw and SmackDown every Monday and Thursday night!
I miss The Rock.... but lets not go there! ;)


What if i told Tam, i was pretty impressed..

'Oh you didn't know...
...Your as* better call somebodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..'

'Ladies & Gentlemen, children of all ages, D.Generation X is proud to present it's Tag team champions of the wooooooooooooooorld. The road dog Jesse James and Bad As* Billy Gunn and if you don't like it....
Well, you can apply to suction to a portion of my anatomy around 6 inches below my belly button'

Oh Tam, Cena blows.. he has absoloutly no in ring talent and get's buy with his god awful pussyfied 'i'm a hardcore rapper' gimmick. It was fine when he wrote his own material and actually came out with some funny stuff, now it's been wwe'afied.. ROH RULEZ!!!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/09/05 at 5:00 pm

What if we never knew what to do if Hulkamania ran wild on us?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/09/05 at 7:23 pm


What if I stopped adding smilies in every post?
After annoying some people, I stopped that as well ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/09/05 at 7:26 pm


After annoying some people, I stopped that as well ::)
I was just viewing my last posts in my profile and every one had a smilie in it. I don't mind using them, just don't want to go overboard.



What if today was a beautiful sunny day?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/09/05 at 7:46 pm


I was just viewing my last posts in my profile and every one had a smilie in it. I don't mind using them, just don't want to go overboard.



What if today was a beautiful sunny day?

Well, I pasted mine in every post...(Animated guitar playing smilie)...but it rubbed a few people wrong so I relented :-\\

What if it snowed in Phoenix tomorrow :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/09/05 at 10:08 pm


What if i told Tam, i was pretty impressed..

'Oh you didn't know...
...Your as* better call somebodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..'

'Ladies & Gentlemen, children of all ages, D.Generation X is proud to present it's Tag team champions of the wooooooooooooooorld. The road dog Jesse James and Bad As* Billy Gunn and if you don't like it....
Well, you can apply to suction to a portion of my anatomy around 6 inches below my belly button'

Oh Tam, Cena blows.. he has absoloutly no in ring talent and get's buy with his god awful pussyfied 'i'm a hardcore rapper' gimmick. It was fine when he wrote his own material and actually came out with some funny stuff, now it's been wwe'afied.. ROH RULEZ!!!!

... what if Tam said I"I am glad that you are impressed Andy!!"
As for anything about anything wrestling..... "WHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTT A RRRUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!"
:D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/10/05 at 12:34 am


... what if Tam said I"I am glad that you are impressed Andy!!"
As for anything about anything wrestling..... "WHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTT A RRRUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!"
:D


What if I am getting a deeper appreciation for Tam all of a sudden?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/10/05 at 12:38 am


What if I am getting a deeper appreciation for Tam all of a sudden?  ;D

..... its only because she has ties to The King Harley Race!!
Mahahaha!
Pull that one out of my butt!!!  ;D :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/10/05 at 12:38 am

What if something i worked on for about 12 hours was well recieved.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/10/05 at 12:39 am


..... its only because she has ties to The King Harley Race!!
Mahahaha!
Pull that one out of my butt!!!  ;D :D


What if I am gobsmacked!!!!

He's not your husband is he?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/10/05 at 12:42 am


What if I am gobsmacked!!!!

He's not your husband is he?  ;D

Not at all! Could you imagine? That would make me married to an old fat guy now!! Mahahaha!
Apparently related but no proof whatsoever!
Not even a good make-believe version! Just what has been said and passed on...

Too bad huh? ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/10/05 at 12:50 am


Not at all! Could you imagine? That would make me married to an old fat guy now!! Mahahaha!


Very true, but a legendary old fat guy, lol.  ;)  ;D

Apparently related but no proof whatsoever!
Not even a good make-believe version! Just what has been said and passed on...

Too bad huh? ;)


That is a shame. Still, you can tell people and they will still go 'wow!' (Like I did  ;D).

You'll be telling me you just recently had dinner with the Kerry Von Erich and 'Ravashing' Rick Rude next.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/10/05 at 1:04 am


Very true, but a legendary old fat guy, lol.  ;)  ;D

That is a shame. Still, you can tell people and they will still go 'wow!' (Like I did  ;D).

You'll be telling me you just recently had dinner with the Kerry Von Erich and 'Ravashing' Rick Rude next.  ;D


I could if they werent both deceased!    RIP

Thought you could catch me up huh?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/10/05 at 1:07 am


I could if they werent both deceased!    RIP

Thought you could catch me up huh?  :D


What if Tam does know her stuff?  :o ;D

Okay, who won Royal Rumble 1992?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/10/05 at 1:17 am


What if Tam does know her stuff?  :o ;D

Okay, who won Royal Rumble 1992?


What if...
I remember the final two but cant quite put my finger on who won...
Ric Flair and Sid Justice?? (Sid Vicious?)

Am I right?  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/10/05 at 1:19 am


What if...
I remember the final two but cant quite put my finger on who won...
Ric Flair and Sid Justice??

Am I right?  8)


. . . Correct. I've got to take your first answer . . .  :-[

Final question: What was the main event at Wrestlemania 2? 

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/10/05 at 1:24 am

What if it was 1985 again?  :o 8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/10/05 at 1:24 am


. . . Correct. I've got to take your first answer . . .  :-[

Final question: What was the main event at Wrestlemania 2? 

hmmm...

probably a cage match or battle royal... I think you got me on this one Rob!
What if... you ask me another question?? lol  :-[

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/10/05 at 1:25 am


What if it was 1985 again?  :o 8)


what if we would be talking to a 3 day old baby  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/10/05 at 1:26 am


hmmm...

probably a cage match or battle royal... I think you got me on this one Rob!
What if... you ask me another question?? lol  :-[


You are right in that both types of matches featured at Wrestlemania 2 and that the main event did indeed feature a cage match. It was Hulk Hogan vs King Kong Bundy.

What if I am still impressed with Tam?  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/10/05 at 1:27 am


what if we would be talking to a 3 day old baby  ::) ;D
That'd be... weird.  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/10/05 at 1:29 am


You are right in that both types of matches featured at Wrestlemania 2 and that the main event did indeed feature a cage match. It was Hulk Hogan vs King Kong Bundy.

What if I am still impressed with Tam?  8)


What if you could never ever stump me with wrestling questions?  ::)
Hubby says I am a vast book of useless knowledge  ??? sometimes it all comes in handy though!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/10/05 at 1:30 am

What if I didn't know jack about wrestling?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/10/05 at 1:31 am

...i didn't know jill about wrestling ? ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/10/05 at 1:32 am


What if you could never ever stump me with wrestling questions?  ::)
Hubby says I am a vast book of useless knowledge  ??? sometimes it all comes in handy though!


What if I say to Tam that wrestling knowledge does not equal useless knowledge?  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/10/05 at 1:34 am


What if I didn't know jack about wrestling? ::)


...i didn't know jill about wrestling ? ::)


Guess neither one of them could go up the hill then huh??!!  :D


What if I say to Tam that wrestling knowledge does not equal useless knowledge?  ;)


What if I just say "Thank you for the compliment".......  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/10/05 at 1:34 am

..i'm not enjoying Luke's diversion from teal  :(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/10/05 at 1:39 am


Guess neither one of them could go up the hill then huh??!!  :D


They grappled each other up the hill and then Jack piledrived Jill. He lost his balance and cracked his head open on the way down - the first mention of Backyard Wrestling in the nursery rhymes book apparently . . .  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/10/05 at 1:49 am


They grappled each other up the hill and then Jack piledrived Jill. He lost his balance and cracked his head open on the way down - the first mention of Backyard Wrestling in the nursery rhymes book apparently . . .  ::) ;D


The first ever Nursery Rhyme Chainsaw Match

http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/greenchainsaw.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/10/05 at 1:53 am


The first ever Nursery Rhyme Chainsaw Match

http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/greenchainsaw.gif


Ring the bell and get the match on! Ha ha!  ;D

What if Humpty Dumpty is involved in a special 'Scaffold match'?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/10/05 at 1:56 am


Ring the bell and get the match on! Ha ha!  ;D

What if Humpty Dumpty is involved in a special 'Scaffold match'?  ;D


What if this is the closest thing I could find??

http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/peepwall.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/10/05 at 1:59 am


What if this is the closest thing I could find??

http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/peepwall.gif


Ha ha! What if it looks like Humpty has already fallen off and lost the match?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/10/05 at 2:03 am


Ha ha! What if it looks like Humpty has already fallen off and lost the match?  ;D

Mahaha!
What if the best Humpty could do is call in The Bushwhackers??!!!!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/twak.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/10/05 at 12:18 pm


Mahaha!
What if the best Humpty could do is call in The Bushwhackers??!!!!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/twak.gif


Pwahahahaha!!!

What if calling the Bushwhackers means he has lost the match by default?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 08/10/05 at 12:20 pm

what if wrestling was real?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/10/05 at 12:23 pm


what if wrestling was real?


There would be no such thing as a 25 minute long streetfight match.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/10/05 at 12:42 pm


There would be no such thing as a 25 minute long streetfight match.  ;D


What if i told you about a fight that occured at my old school between two lads called Chris and Will that went on for almost the whole lunch break. It basically involved will punching chris in the face and kicking him in the chest but Chris kept getting up. It was hilarious!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/10/05 at 2:38 pm


...and during some point in your career, you will have to change your name to a symbol.


What if that's what I was referring to in one of my quizzes? ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CeramicsFanatic on 08/10/05 at 2:41 pm


...i didn't know jill about wrestling ? ::)


...I didn't either?  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/10/05 at 2:53 pm

What if I was Romeo in black jeans? ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/10/05 at 2:59 pm


What if i told you about a fight that occured at my old school between two lads called Chris and Will that went on for almost the whole lunch break. It basically involved will punching chris in the face and kicking him in the chest but Chris kept getting up. It was hilarious!


Chris didn't happen to be Mick Foley's son by any chance?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/10/05 at 4:05 pm


Chris didn't happen to be Mick Foley's son by any chance?  ;D


No.. he was a HUGE! Fat guy, and no matter what Will did it wasn't enough.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/10/05 at 4:37 pm

What If WWE finally got The F back in their logo? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/11/05 at 12:20 am

What if anger was not one of the Seven Deadly Sins?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/11/05 at 12:43 am

What if St Anger was round Philip's neck  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/11/05 at 12:44 am


What if St Anger was round Philip's neck  ;D
I am perfectly fine thank you.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/11/05 at 1:04 am


No.. he was a HUGE! Fat guy, and no matter what Will did it wasn't enough.


What if big fat blokes can always take a pounding - especially to the stomach.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/11/05 at 1:17 am


What if big fat blokes can always take a pounding - especially to the stomach.  ;D


I'll attest to that  ;D

What if big fat blokes can drink little chaps under the table  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/11/05 at 1:24 am


I'll attest to that  ;D

What if big fat blokes can drink little chaps under the table  ;D

They couldnt unless the table was real tall!!  :D


(Iknow, I know, get my mind out of the gutter)!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/11/05 at 2:01 am


They couldnt unless the table was real tall!!  :D


(Iknow, I know, get my mind out of the gutter)!!!  ;D


What if that was pretty sick and I need therapy for actually imagining it?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/11/05 at 2:16 am


What if that was pretty sick and I need therapy for actually imagining it?  ;D


Thank you! Thank you very much!!

Toot Toot!!!!  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/11/05 at 2:20 am


Thank you! Thank you very much!!

Toot Toot!!!!  ;D ;D


. . . I said you were blowing your own trumpet?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/11/05 at 2:27 am

I'd say it's all good!!!

What if I think its about bed time right shortly??

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/11/05 at 2:45 am


I'd say it's all good!!!

What if I think its about bed time right shortly??


What if I said get to bed then, lol?

Have a good sleep and I'll catch you later.  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: karen on 08/11/05 at 3:31 am


They couldnt unless the table was real tall!!  :D


(Iknow, I know, get my mind out of the gutter)!!!  ;D


what if that took me a while to 'get'

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/11/05 at 3:59 pm

What if I would stop posting on the boards?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/11/05 at 4:44 pm

What if I jumped out the window?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/11/05 at 4:53 pm

What if Jacks posted bikini photos?
Swing!!!

http://www.dvdfile.com/images/stills/200x150/waynesworld/1_3.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/12/05 at 2:14 am

... my kitchen sponge is actually alive?

It keeps ending up on the floor and son & Hubby  both say "I don't know!!"  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/12/05 at 2:17 am


What if I jumped out the window?


What if I say you usually make me laugh, Howard?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/12/05 at 2:37 am

What if I jumped off this 10 storey building?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: karen on 08/12/05 at 3:56 am


What if I jumped off this 10 storey building?


you'd make a mess on the pavement

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/12/05 at 4:37 am


you'd make a mess on the pavement
what if That's a possiblilty

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 3:35 pm

What if I made a mess on myself?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/12/05 at 3:37 pm


you'd make a mess on the pavement
The word splat comes to mind here.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 3:49 pm

What if it never happened? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/12/05 at 3:53 pm



Look who's talking,douche. >:(

i didn't say a word, i just typed it :P  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/12/05 at 3:54 pm


i didn't say a word, i just typed it :P  ;D



Oh Ok,never mind then. ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: rich1981 on 08/12/05 at 9:29 pm

What if we ran out of "what ifs"?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/13/05 at 12:54 am

What if I wrote down a few words in manner of study now?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/13/05 at 1:04 am


What if I made a mess on myself?


Ha ha!  ;D

What if Howard made a mess in his underwear?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/13/05 at 1:12 am


Ha ha!  ;D

What if Howard made a mess in his underwear?


umm... actually, I'm sure he did.  See here.  What do you think happened to his underwear?

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,58.msg378030.html#msg378030

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/13/05 at 1:43 am


umm... actually, I'm sure he did.  See here.  What do you think happened to his underwear?

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,58.msg378030.html#msg378030


What if we shouldn't venture too far into this topic?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/13/05 at 1:51 am


What if we shouldn't venture too far into this topic?  ;D


uh..er...well... what if they made Barbie/Ken dolls of all of us??

Maria would be Disco Barbie
Erin would be Punk-Rocker Barbie
Bobby would be Wrestlemania Ken
Alchoholica would be Amish Ken
Howard would be ... ok i better stop

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/13/05 at 2:11 am


uh..er...well... what if they made Barbie/Ken dolls of all of us??

Maria would be Disco Barbie
Erin would be Punk-Rocker Barbie
Bobby would be Wrestlemania Ken
Alchoholica would be Amish Ken
Howard would be ... ok i better stop


What if, dare I say it, that would be an interesting thread to start?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/13/05 at 2:32 am


What if, dare I say it, that would be an interesting thread to start?  ;D

What if I said "I'm Game!!!"  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/13/05 at 3:02 am


What if I said "I'm Game!!!"  ;)


What if you're 'Game Barbie'?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/13/05 at 3:12 am


uh..er...well... what if they made Barbie/Ken dolls of all of us??

Maria would be Disco Barbie
Erin would be Punk-Rocker Barbie
Bobby would be Wrestlemania Ken
Alchoholica would be Amish Ken
Howard would be ... ok i better stop


???  Would that make a Faulty Ken?

What if I was wondering what Jiminy would make of that? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/13/05 at 3:29 am

What if I was the ONLY member online right now...? :o  (which happens to be true!)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/13/05 at 3:32 am

What if that ^ statement was no longer true?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/13/05 at 4:31 am


What if I was the ONLY member online right now...? :o  (which happens to be true!)
A feeling I (and us) know all too well!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/13/05 at 5:01 am


umm... actually, I'm sure he did.  See here.  What do you think happened to his underwear?

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,58.msg378030.html#msg378030

I forgot that I had instigated that comment, Howard's most well known post  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/13/05 at 5:33 am

What if it stopped raining at Old Trafford

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 08/13/05 at 7:21 am


What if it stopped raining at Old Trafford


What if Fuss stops performing his rain dance ?  Would that help ?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/13/05 at 7:39 am


What if that ^ statement was no longer true?


What if I had just left the scene prior to Luke's post?  :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/13/05 at 12:05 pm

there was someone else around to post with :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/13/05 at 12:12 pm

. . . I'm here, Mark?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/13/05 at 12:29 pm


. . . I'm here, Mark?  :)
I'm here, Hi Bobby! I was just fooling with my sig line....again :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/13/05 at 12:36 pm


I'm here, Hi Bobby! I was just fooling with my sig line....again :D


. . . I don't know where Mark's sig line is?  ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/13/05 at 12:38 pm


. . . I don't know where Mark's sig line is?  ???
What? You can't see the pretty animations that Maria made for me ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/13/05 at 12:45 pm


What? You can't see the pretty animations that Maria made for me ???


Ah! Sorry Mark. I thought a sig line was what you wrote in that area and not pictures.  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/13/05 at 12:49 pm


Ah! Sorry Mark. I thought a sig line was what you wrote in that area and not pictures.  8)
Ah...my fault, Bobby! I forgot to say sig line pics :-[ ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/13/05 at 1:18 pm


Ah! Sorry Mark. I thought a sig line was what you wrote in that area and not pictures.  8)


well, sometimes it's 1/4 /div> :P ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/13/05 at 2:58 pm


well, sometimes it's 1/4 /div> :P ;D


You know, I never come onto this thread and the one time I do. ::) ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/13/05 at 3:02 pm


You know, I never come onto this thread and the one time I do. ::) ;) ;D



hahahaha you must have a sixth sense that tells you when there is something you should see :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/13/05 at 5:43 pm

What if I ran out of comments to add?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/05 at 6:14 am


What if I ran out of comments to add?
What if we all ran out of comments to add?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/14/05 at 9:43 am

......I had magical powers? That would be fun!





Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 11:51 am

What if I ask which magical powers Erin would prefer?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/05 at 11:54 am


What if I ask which magical powers Erin would prefer?  :)
Black or White?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 12:04 pm


Black or White?


Or anything specific (like gadget arms or something  ;D).

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/05 at 12:15 pm


Or anything specific (like gadget arms or something  ;D).
Just a magic wand and a rabbit from hat.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 12:18 pm


Just a magic wand and a rabbit from hat.


What if she could pull flags from under her arm sleeves? WOW!!!  :D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/05 at 12:19 pm


What if she could pull flags from under her arm sleeves? WOW!!!  :D ;D
What if she started sawing Debbie McGee in half?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 12:32 pm


What if she started sawing Debbie McGee in half?


What if she did it for real and she couldn't be put back together again?

Would Paul Daniels like it? Not a lot.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 2:49 pm

What if I knew what the heck you guys were talking about??  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 2:50 pm


What if I knew what the heck you guys were talking about??  ;D


What if it doesn't really matter? LMAO!!!  ;D

How are you, Tam?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 2:52 pm


What if it doesn't really matter? LMAO!!!  ;D

How are you, Tam?  :)

Im great and you Rob?

What if Henny Penny was right and the sky really is falling?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 3:00 pm

I'm fine Tam.  :)

. . . Henry Penny was wrong and the ground is really going upwards?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 3:05 pm

.. we really walk upside down and what we know as gravity is actually magnets that hold us UP?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 3:06 pm

;D

. . . we really are walking sidewards but we have magnets holding us either side?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 3:11 pm

.. computers actually allowed us to "reach out and touch someone"?
If they did, Rob would be getting a smack upside the head right now for being such a comedian!  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 3:18 pm

;D

. . . I am glad computers haven't reached that level yet?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 3:19 pm

what if you could go bowling without breaking a nail?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 3:24 pm

. . . I have the answer to that. Cut them off before you bowl.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 3:25 pm

what if i know i can so count on you for the best solutions  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 3:47 pm

. . . I suggested you pull them off one by one before you bowl and then stick them back on afterwards?  ??? ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 3:48 pm

...my nails are the real deal thank you very much  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 3:57 pm

. . . you pull your real nails off before you bowl and . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 3:58 pm

eww.

...the past four hours have been way cooler spent here instead of doing my anacrostics project  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 4:00 pm

. . . I am a bit bothered that Maria doesn't reach her deadline?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/14/05 at 4:01 pm

What if I didn't visit this site at all yesterday?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/14/05 at 4:04 pm

^ What if you start having withdrawl symptoms?

You'll never leave, etc...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 4:11 pm


. . . I am a bit bothered that Maria doesn't reach her deadline?


...i would never cut it that close  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 4:21 pm


...i would never cut it that close  ;)


. . . I can breathe a sigh of relief.  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/14/05 at 6:23 pm

What if i just rememberd that i've left some clothes in the Dryer for 3 days now  ;D

And what if i was to go and fetch them.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/14/05 at 6:25 pm


What if i just rememberd that i've left some clothes in the Dryer for 3 days now  ;D

And what if i was to go and fetch them.


What if they have spider webs on them now?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 6:31 pm


What if i just rememberd that i've left some clothes in the Dryer for 3 days now  ;D

And what if i was to go and fetch them.


What if they have too much of that fluff on them that you get from tumble dryers?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mare on 08/14/05 at 7:39 pm


What if they have too much of that fluff on them that you get from tumble dryers?


;D ;D
What if the dryer stayed on and you now own a whole bunch of Barbie Ken clothes

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 7:40 pm


;D ;D
What if the dryer stayed on and you now own a whole bunch of Barbie Ken clothes


what if i'm LMAO!! ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 7:58 pm


;D ;D
What if the dryer stayed on and you now own a whole bunch of Barbie Ken clothes


Andy can put them on his dolls then, can't you Andy?  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mare on 08/14/05 at 8:10 pm


Andy can put them on his dolls then, can't you Andy?  ;) ;D


That could be taken many ways...I choose the smutty way of course! :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 8:11 pm


That could be taken many ways...I choose the smutty way of course! :)


. . . the idea of blow-up dolls didn't even occur in my mind until mare showed up.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 8:15 pm

...you can always count on Mare  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mare on 08/14/05 at 8:18 pm


. . . the idea of blow-up dolls didn't even occur in my mind until mare showed up.  ;D


Just doin my job...keeping it as base and lewd as possible! ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 8:19 pm


...you can always count on Mare  ;D


. . . I'm starting to understand that, lol. How do you too get on? You're not into your lewd humour are you, Maria?  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 8:22 pm


. . . I'm starting to understand that, lol. Hey do you too get on? You're not into your lewd humour are you, Maria?  ;) ;D

i keep it real  8) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mare on 08/14/05 at 8:24 pm


. . . I'm starting to understand that, lol. How do you too get on? You're not into your lewd humour are you, Maria?  ;) ;D


Ying to her Yang  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 8:24 pm


Ying to her Yang  ;)


. . . that sounds painful.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mare on 08/14/05 at 8:29 pm


. . . that sounds painful.  ;D


Only when we're in close proximity!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 8:41 pm


Only when we're in close proximity!


Tee hee. What if Mare is well cool and not only because she knows a titchy bit about wrestling too.  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 10:24 pm

... I quit folding this laundry?? Would it get done?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 10:28 pm


... I quit folding this laundry?? Would it get done?


. . . the washing machine was on in a forest, would it make a sound?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 10:29 pm


. . . the washing machine was on in a forest, would it make a sound?


... Rob was the only one who could hear it?? :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 10:36 pm


... Rob was the only one who could hear it?? :o


What if it wasn't one because the plug can't reach a socket?

Ah! Got ya!  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 10:40 pm


What if it wasn't one because the plug can't reach a socket?

Ah! Got ya!  ;) ;D


... Rob has never seen a solar powered washing machine?

... It turns out that Rob is too smart for hiw own good?

... I have to go back to my 'reach out and touch someone' post??

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 10:41 pm

what if Tam is in my top rotation of comedy tracks  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 10:41 pm


... Rob has never seen a solar powered washing machine?


. . . I haven't.   ;D

... It turns out that Rob is too smart for hiw own good?

. . . I have been told that.  ;D

... I have to go back to my 'reach out and touch someone' post??

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Lol! Ow! Why did you do that for?   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 10:43 pm


what if Tam is in my top rotation of comedy tracks  ;D


Ya right Maria!! 10,000 comedians out of a job and I am tryin to be one!!  ;D



Lol! Ow! Why did you do that for?  ;D


Glad I could help you get your brain straightened out mate!!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 10:53 pm


Glad I could help you get your brain straightened out mate!!  ;D


I don't know how you could. My computer is solar powered and I'm sitting in the dark.  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 10:55 pm


I don't know how you could. My computer is solar powered and I'm sitting in the dark.  ::) ;D

erm... solar powered.... sitting in the dark.....

I wonder who just kafuffled that one up?!  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 10:57 pm


erm... solar powered.... sitting in the dark.....

I wonder who just kafuffled that one up?!  :D


. . . I was being funny?  ;D

'Kafuffled'? My grandad used to say that!  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 11:02 pm


. . . I was being funny?  ;D

'Kafuffled'? My grandad used to say that!  :D


... Rob was actually funny while trying to be funny??!!  ;D ;D

Kafuffled!!! So, what? Are ya calling me old?? Mahahaha!
{I say it cause of kiddies in the house.... totally need to say kcuf where the situation warrents} ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 11:04 pm

..i'm laughing in a major way..and i'm SO happy i took today as a vacation day  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 11:06 pm


..i'm laughing in a major way..and i'm SO happy i took today as a vactation day  8)


... Maria is laughing out loud and the neighbours hear her and they step out to see if all's well, however they instead knock on her door to remind her yet again that she has left her KEYS IN THE DOOR!!!!  ;D :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 11:07 pm


... Rob was actually funny while trying to be funny??!!  ;D ;D


I thought it was funny. Oh hang on! It was my brain - you see it's on solar power at the moment and I'm sitting  . . .

Kafuffled!!! So, what? Are ya calling me old?? Mahahaha!
{I say it cause of kiddies in the house.... totally need to say kcuf where the situation warrents} ;)


Well you don't look a day over your age.  ;)

Okay what's kcuf?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 11:12 pm

... RoB actually made sense out of the whole madness that I call life? ;D

kcuf?? For real??!! :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 11:14 pm


... Ron actually made sense out of the whole madness that I call life? ;D


What if you have given me an automatic name change?  ;D

kcuf?? For real??!! :D


No I was just kcufing joking with you.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 11:15 pm

...i knew who Ron was? ??? ;D

...i encouraged Tam to..oh i won't say bite my as.s.. ;D ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/14/05 at 11:16 pm

I got a DVD Recorder so I could store a lot of my 1,000+ videotapes on DVD and safe LOTS of space :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 11:17 pm


...i knew who Ron was? ??? ;D


He was a guy on Eastenders at one point. Barely spoke but quite a prescence. I think he's dead now.  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 11:17 pm


What if you have given me an automatic name change?  ;D

No I was just kcufing joking with you.  ;) ;D

... I changed the name to its proper spelling and replied to Rob "No gnikcuf kidding!!!"  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 11:18 pm


...i encouraged Tam to..oh i won't say bite my as.s.. ;D ;)


... I were afraid you would like it too much??!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 11:19 pm


He was a guy on Eastenders at one point. Barely spoke but quite a prescence. I think he's dead now.  :)


perfect.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 11:19 pm


... I were afraid you would like it too much??!!!!  ;D ;D ;D


...who told ya? :-[ ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 11:20 pm


... I changed the name to its proper spelling and replied to Rob "No gnikcuf kidding!!!"  ;D


. . . sdrawkcab gnipyt sekil maT

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 11:21 pm


...who told ya? :-[ ;D


. . . I apologise right now.  :-[ ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 11:21 pm


. . . sdrawkcab gnipyt sekil maT


now i resemble THAT remark!!!! ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 11:22 pm


...who told ya? :-
. . . sdrawkcab gnipyt sekil maT


... daehkcarc eht er'ouy!!!   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 11:22 pm


. . . I apologise right now.  :-[ ;D



*sigh* ok  :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 11:23 pm


now i resemble THAT remark!!!! ;D


. . . i amm resembing Marias remrk right now?   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 11:24 pm


I got a DVD Recorder so I could store a lot of my 1,000+ videotapes on DVD and safe LOTS of space :D


... Mark lived closer so he could do all my VHS tapes too??  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 11:24 pm


. . . i amm resembing Marias remrk right now?   ;D


...my jaw has dropped!!!!!! :-[... ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 11:24 pm


... some CRACKHEAD told me??!!  ;D

... daehkcarc eht er'ouy!!!   ;D


Now I definitely do resemble that remark.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/14/05 at 11:25 pm


... Mark lived closer so he could do all my VHS tapes too??  ;)
Hey, I'd do it for free :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 11:26 pm



*sigh* ok  :-\\


The secret came out in conversation.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 11:27 pm


The secret came out in conversation.  ;D


...i said oh BA-ROTHER  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 11:29 pm


Hey, I'd do it for free :)


... I think Mark ROCKS??!!!!  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 11:31 pm


...i said oh BA-ROTHER  ::) ;D


. . . I tried to think in my mind 'Don't say Maria likes me to bite her, Don't say Maria likes me to bite her . . .' but these things have a way of leaking out.  :-\\ ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 11:33 pm


. . . I tried to think in my mind 'Don't say Maria likes me to bite her, Don't say Maria likes me to bite her . . .' but these things have a way of leaking out.  :-\\ ;D


... Tam is sitting here tapping her head whilst say "think Happy Thoughts, think Happy Thoughts"  :o
Oooooh the humanity!!!!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 11:34 pm


... Tam is sitting here tapping her head whilst say "think Happy Thoughts, think Happy Thoughts"  :o
Oooooh the humanity!!!!!


. . . if that is a happy thought for somebody else?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 11:37 pm


. . . if that is a happy thought for somebody else?  ;D

TMI !!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/14/05 at 11:38 pm

What If I came in to this thread at an awkward time?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 11:38 pm


What If I came in to this thread at an awkward time?  :o

I'd thank you for it!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 11:38 pm


. . . I tried to think in my mind 'Don't say Maria likes me to bite her, Don't say Maria likes me to bite her . . .' but these things have a way of leaking out.  :-\\ ;D


OMG!!!too much!!as Tam would say..information..as i would say,simply..TOO MUCH!!!! ;D ;D ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 11:42 pm


TMI !!!


. . . that was you spelling 'IMT' backwards?  ;D

I guess it's big and blue, it must be serious!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/14/05 at 11:43 pm


OMG!!!too much!!as Tam would say..information..as i would say,simply..TOO MUCH!!!! ;D ;D ;)


. . . one word makes all the difference?  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/14/05 at 11:45 pm


. . . one word makes all the difference?  ;) ;D


oh yeah!!!!!!! :o ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/14/05 at 11:49 pm


. . . that was you spelling 'IMT' backwards?  ;D

I guess it's big and blue, it must be serious!  ;D


http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/splat.gif
Tam   Rob

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 1:33 am


oh yeah!!!!!!! :o ;D


. . . I see . . .  :) ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 1:34 am


http://www.inthe00s.com/smilies/splat.gif
Tam    Rob


. . . it must be serious if Tam is smacking me over the head with a fish!  :o ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/15/05 at 1:37 am


. . . it must be serious if Tam is smacking me over the head with a fish!  :o ;D


...i didn't notice the fish till you mentioned it  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 1:38 am


...i didn't notice the fish till you mentioned it  ;D


. . . it's not real because it's a red herring   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/15/05 at 1:39 am


. . . it's not real because it's a red herring   ;D


...you can hear me groaning on another continent  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 1:42 am


...you can hear me groaning on another continent  ;D


. . . that's not bad for 7:40 in the morning here.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/15/05 at 1:48 am

... I couldnt go to sleep so I decided to come back here? ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/15/05 at 1:49 am


... I couldnt go to sleep so I decided to come back here? ;)


...you made me laugh yet again  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/15/05 at 1:50 am


...you made me laugh yet again  ;D


:P
Glad to be of service

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/15/05 at 1:55 am



What if a member of this board created multiple accounts to try to deceive us into thinking they were two or three different people?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/15/05 at 1:56 am

What if I knew who ^ was talking about?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/15/05 at 1:57 am



What if a member of this board created multiple accounts to try to deceive us into thinking they were two or three different people?


. . . what if I replied that I am out of the loop and would you please tell me who the helll it is??!!!!!  :-[ :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/15/05 at 8:39 am



What if a member of this board created multiple accounts to try to deceive us into thinking they were two or three different people?


What kind of FREAK would do that? ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 8:41 am


What kind of FREAK would do that? ???


. . . I am laughing very hard at Jacks.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/15/05 at 8:49 am


. . . I am laughing very hard at Jacks.  ;D


;D  Just don't tinkle. ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 8:55 am


;D  Just don't tinkle. ;)


It's okay, my bladder is holding it's own.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/15/05 at 11:32 am


What if I was finding it quite difficult to keep my comments to myself? :P


You've never before, why start now  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/15/05 at 11:40 am

What if I would finally get a life?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/15/05 at 11:42 am


What if I would finally get a life?  :o


That would mean leaving here. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/15/05 at 11:44 am



What if a member of this board created multiple accounts to try to deceive us into thinking they were two or three different people?



that wouldn't be a very nice thing to do, would it?




Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/15/05 at 11:45 am


That would mean leaving here. ;D


:o :o * too shocked to speak * :\'(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/15/05 at 11:52 am


:o :o * too shocked to speak * :\'(


I know, I know take a deep breath.  Let it sink in. ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 11:55 am


I know, I know take a deep breath.  Let it sink in. ;) ;D


. . . Jacks is so naughty?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/15/05 at 12:00 pm


. . . Jacks is so naughty?  ;D


What is the naughty stuff? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 12:07 pm


What is the naughty stuff? ;D


Your sense of humour. Not naughty naughty . . . Just . . . naughty.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/15/05 at 12:11 pm


Your sense of humour. Not naughty naughty . . . Just . . . naughty.  ;D


I go both ways. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 12:12 pm


I go both ways. ;D


Yes I'm well aware . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/15/05 at 12:13 pm


I go both ways. ;D


:o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 12:15 pm


:o


I think Jacks was talking about her sense of humour anyway.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/15/05 at 12:16 pm


I think Jacks was talking about her sense of humour anyway.  ;D


Says you!

I wanna see some HLA!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/15/05 at 12:18 pm


I go both ways. ;D


then you should pm superfreak and see if she has any more pictures... ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 12:18 pm


Says you!

I wanna see some HLA!


Yeah I want to see a herbal lentil aphrodisiac too.  8) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/15/05 at 12:19 pm


then you should pm superfreak and see if she has any more pictures... ;)


I'm not into chicks with dictation machines. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/15/05 at 12:19 pm


Yeah I want to see a herbal lentil aphrodisiac too.  8) ;D


;D ;D

I was talking about Hamster's Leering Aggresivley actually.. but whatever floats your boat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 12:20 pm


then you should pm superfreak and see if she has any more pictures... ;)


Yeah but I've heard you've got to ask through Mark first.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 12:20 pm


;D ;D

I was talking about Hamster's Leering Aggresivley actually.. but whatever floats your boat


She's not a pet shop boy is she?  :o ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/15/05 at 12:24 pm

What if I were to just scream my head off?





Cat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 12:25 pm


What if I were to just scream my head off?


. . . you need that for breathing?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/15/05 at 12:26 pm


What if I were to just scream my head off?


What if i were to point out this might bemuse Carlos slightly

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 12:27 pm


What if i were to point out this might bemuse Carlos slightly


That's right Andy. He's the one that's going to have to mop the floor afterwards.  :P ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/15/05 at 12:27 pm


That's right Andy. He's the one that's going to have to mop the floor afterwards.  :P ;D


;D

What if i were to ask Cat if that was on his 'Honey Do' list as well?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/15/05 at 12:29 pm


What if i were to point out this might bemuse Carlos slightly



Yeah, he might think that I was doing something without him.  ;) ;D



That's right Andy. He's the one that's going to have to mop the floor afterwards. :P ;D





;D

What if i were to ask Cat if that was on his 'Honey Do' list as well?




LMAO!!!!!




Cat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/15/05 at 12:30 pm



Yeah, he might think that I was doing something without him.  ;) ;D


HE'S GOOD!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 12:32 pm


HE'S GOOD!


Ha ha!  ;D

Yeah, but you got those red shorts on . . .  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/15/05 at 3:26 pm

What if I dared Robin to do something nasty? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 3:29 pm


What if I dared Robin to do something nasty? ;D


What if you shouldn't? She will not want to do anything with you if you are daring her and reinforcing the negative effects of what you call 'being nasty'.  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/15/05 at 3:30 pm


What if I dared Robin to do something nasty? ;D


Get her to ring someone's doorbell and run away...!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/15/05 at 3:33 pm


What if you shouldn't? She will not want to do anything with you if you are daring her and reinforcing the negative effects of what you call 'being nasty'.  ::)



Yesterday Her and I were playing knock hockey and if one of us lost one person would have to come up with a dare. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 3:34 pm


Yesterday Her and I were playing knock hockey and if one of us lost one person would have to come up with a dare. ;D


I suppose if you both complied it's okay.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/15/05 at 3:37 pm


I suppose if you both complied it's okay.


Her dare was for me to get a job and I lost 2 times. :(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/15/05 at 3:38 pm


Her dare was for me to get a job and I lost 2 times. :(


So now you've got to get a job.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/15/05 at 3:39 pm


So now you've got to get a job.  ;D



I'm doing the best that I can.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/16/05 at 10:11 am

what if humans had a thick coat of hair all over their bodies, would we have to wear clothes?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/16/05 at 10:42 am


what if humans had a thick coat of hair all over their bodies, would we have to wear clothes?


Howard wears clothes. :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/16/05 at 10:47 am


Howard wears clothes. :D

a monkey suit   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/16/05 at 10:51 am


a monkey suit   ;D


;D ;D

What is the word the Howard always uses..........hirsute. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ADH13 on 08/16/05 at 12:07 pm


what if humans had a thick coat of hair all over their bodies, would we have to wear clothes?


there are two that do... ive seen them on maury... they live in brazil or somewhere and they travel with the circus

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/16/05 at 12:42 pm


there are two that do... ive seen them on maury... they live in brazil or somewhere and they travel with the circus


That will save them some money going to clothes shops.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/16/05 at 3:39 pm


;D ;D

What is the word the Howard always uses..........hirsute. ;D


hirsuite:very hairy

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/16/05 at 3:40 pm

What if WWE put back the F?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/16/05 at 3:40 pm


What if WWE put back the F?

They would then get sued by the World Wildlife Fund! ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/16/05 at 3:45 pm


What if WWE put back the F?

they should rename if WWFe

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/16/05 at 4:07 pm


they should rename if WWFe


What if Vince McMahon was a jerk?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/16/05 at 4:27 pm


they should rename if WWFe


It used to be..

World Wrestling Federation Entertainment

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/16/05 at 4:28 pm


It used to be..

World Wrestling Federation Entertainment



That's what they should call it now.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/16/05 at 4:30 pm



That's what they should call it now.


The lawsuit prohibbited them calling it that.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whitewolf on 08/16/05 at 6:35 pm


What if Vince McMahon was a jerk?


He is already ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/16/05 at 7:25 pm

what if there was a lesbian amusement park?
what would be the most popular ride?
  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/16/05 at 9:21 pm


what if there was a lesbian amusement park?
what would be the most popular ride?
  ::)
The SuperFreak ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/16/05 at 9:23 pm

What if I didn't go to Uni today?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/16/05 at 9:24 pm


The SuperFreak ::)


how about a ride like a carousel and all the seats are shaped like tongues?   :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/16/05 at 9:26 pm


how about a ride like a carousel and all the seats are shaped like tongues?  :D
;D What would you call it..."tongue in cheek" perhaps! :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/16/05 at 9:41 pm


;D What would you call it..."tongue in cheek" perhaps! :D

your job can be seat cleaner  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: RockandRollFan on 08/16/05 at 9:44 pm


your job can be seat cleaner  ;D
Thanks but I'm done with anything lesbian....except watching the L Word :) Spread it around that there is a job opening for that though....I wonder who'd be the first to apply ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/17/05 at 7:48 pm

What if you were actually a jerk to eat jerk chicken? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/17/05 at 7:51 pm


Well, at Six Flags yesterday, we saw a couple of people sitting on the foot massagers with them running....one was a guy, one was a woman :o


What were they doing on them?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/17/05 at 7:54 pm


What were they doing on them?


The foot massagers vibrate. ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/17/05 at 7:59 pm


The foot massagers vibrate. ;)



Ooh Vibrators. :o ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/17/05 at 8:02 pm


Yeah, it's like a chair with pedals on the base that vibrate....the idea is that you put your tired feet on them and they massage them....they actually feel pretty darned good ;)













on your feet, people, get your minds out of the gutters :P


And what if I didn't want to? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/18/05 at 4:06 am

what if one of the junk e-mails you deleted would of made you rich?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: goodsin on 08/18/05 at 4:42 am


What if you were actually a jerk to eat jerk chicken? ;D

What if you were actually a donut to eat donuts? What does that say about the Police?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/18/05 at 3:58 pm

What If Bret Hart interfered this Sunday at Summerslam?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/18/05 at 4:24 pm


What If Bret Hart interfered this Sunday at Summerslam?


I'd mark out like a feind!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/18/05 at 4:27 pm

...Pythagorus never produced his Theorem in the first place?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/19/05 at 3:48 pm

it actually rained cats and dogs? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/19/05 at 4:49 pm


it actually rained cats and dogs? ;D



And you step in a "poodle"?


Ok, ok, I admit-that was bad.





Cat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/19/05 at 4:50 pm



And you step in a "poodle"?


Ok, ok, I admit-that was bad.





Cat





..I laughed! Haha.


Beth

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/19/05 at 4:51 pm


...Pythagorus never produced his Theorem in the first place?


Who would care? We would still have triangles.  ;D

. . . Cartoon Network was never produced in the first place?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/19/05 at 5:06 pm


...Pythagorus never produced his Theorem in the first place?


Well, then somebody else would've gotten credit for it!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/19/05 at 5:08 pm

...i'm pleasantly surprised to see Mare here at the moment  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mare on 08/19/05 at 5:09 pm

...I actually had spare time!?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/19/05 at 5:21 pm

What if I could care less what other people want me to do.





Cat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/19/05 at 5:47 pm


What if I could care less what other people want me to do.


What if I am feeling like that at the moment too?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/19/05 at 9:03 pm


What if I could care less what other people want me to do.





Cat


I feel like that ALL the time. ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/20/05 at 2:40 pm

... my philosophy is: 8)

Is their last name <enter name here>?
Do they live at <address>?
Is their name on the mortgage or any other bill?

Well then....
WHO THE HELLL CARES!!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/20/05 at 3:31 pm

. . . it's time to get myself back on track?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 08/21/05 at 2:05 am

... I said 'do whats right for you Rob!' ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/21/05 at 8:29 am

What if I told you that I finally had Robin over at my house yesterday? :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/21/05 at 3:14 pm


What if I told you that I finally had Robin over at my house yesterday? :)

did you let her go home?   ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 4:53 pm


... I said 'do whats right for you Rob!' ;)


8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/21/05 at 5:01 pm


did you let her go home?   ::)


...unscathed?!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 5:23 pm


...unscathed?!!


. . . alive!?!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 08/21/05 at 5:31 pm


. . . alive!?!


...still wearing her tights?!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/21/05 at 7:33 pm

....I actually met Tony Stewart? WOOHOO!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/21/05 at 7:37 pm

............Vince McMahon sold the WWE to Ric Flair?
That would be like the lunatic running the asylum!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/21/05 at 7:38 pm

.....Jeff Gordon is REALLY gay?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/21/05 at 7:39 pm

....GWB admitted to stealing the Presidency?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/21/05 at 7:49 pm

what if TonyStewartistheMAN! made a positive comment?  :D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/21/05 at 7:55 pm


what if TonyStewartistheMAN! made a positive comment?  :D ;D


;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/21/05 at 7:56 pm


what if TonyStewartistheMAN! made a positive comment?  :D ;D


. . . THAT is funny.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/22/05 at 4:03 pm


.....Jeff Gordon is REALLY gay?


He Is!


............Vince McMahon sold the WWE to Ric Flair?


He Should!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/22/05 at 6:56 pm


did you let her go home?   ::)



Her Father picked her up at my house the other day.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/22/05 at 6:58 pm

What if I told you that she faked the whole foreplay Saturday Afternoon! >:(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/23/05 at 1:05 am

I actually went to sleep sometime soon. ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/23/05 at 1:18 am


What if I told you that she faked the whole foreplay Saturday Afternoon! >:(


. . . I am asking you are talking about Robin?  :o :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/23/05 at 4:20 pm


. . . I am asking you are talking about Robin?  :o :-\\


Yes Bob,I was referring to Robin.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/24/05 at 12:31 pm

Maurice Benard showed up at my place!! Yeah like "Sonny Corinthos" would actually do that....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/24/05 at 12:34 pm

Barry Bonds admitted to using steroids? It's about time he did,jeez everyone knows he's using!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/24/05 at 12:37 pm

I won tickets to next year's Daytona 500?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/24/05 at 12:39 pm


What if I told you that she faked the whole foreplay Saturday Afternoon! >:(
OMG you mean Robin tricked you? Sorry she let you down like that!  :\'(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/24/05 at 12:43 pm

Tony Stewart wins his second Championship this year and finally people stop talking crap about him and give him the respect he truly deserves?

On a more positive note: Congrats to Jeremy Mayfield on getting his first win this season at Michigan International Speedway.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mai on 08/24/05 at 4:32 pm

...you find yourself very VERY hungry and you have poo-flavored (smells included) curry and curry flavored poo to chose from?  Sorry I know it is quite disgusting, but I can not get it out of my head since someone asked this question about 10 years ago.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/24/05 at 4:39 pm


...you find yourself very VERY hungry and you have poo-flavored (smells included) curry and curry flavored poo to chose from?  Sorry I know it is quite disgusting, but I can not get it out of my head since someone asked this question about 10 years ago.


I might just starve. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mai on 08/24/05 at 4:51 pm


I might just starve. ;D


My boyfriend said he would eat both...I am worried about him.          ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 4:54 pm


OMG you mean Robin tricked you? Sorry she let you down like that!  :\'(



That's ok.She pretended that she liked it but I did everything I possibly could to please her and she has the nerve to tell me that she faked it? >:(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 4:55 pm

What if you could smell what The Rock is cooking? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 4:56 pm



That's ok.She pretended that she liked it but I did everything I possibly could to please her and she has the nerve to tell me that she faked it? >:(


pay her back, you fake an orgasm on her... i'll explain, when you are behind her you can pour a warm lotion an her back  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 4:57 pm


What if you could smell what The Rock is cooking? ;D


what if Howard didn't fart during forplay?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 4:59 pm


what if Howard didn't fart during forplay?  ;D



I'm sorry that it happened,Maybe I should've had Beano before. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 5:00 pm


pay her back, you fake an orgasm on her... i'll explain, when you are behind her you can pour a warm lotion an her back  :D


I did.Johnson's baby oil. ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:01 pm


I did.Johnson's baby oil. ;)

what did she say?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 5:02 pm


what did she say?



She moaned,was exciteable and had this happy look on her face.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:04 pm



She moaned,was exciteable and had this happy look on her face.


how big of a babyoil load did you put on her back?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 5:06 pm


how big of a babyoil load did you put on her back?  :D



I poured some on her body plus the yogurt and ice cubes that were left from before

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/24/05 at 5:08 pm



I poured some on her body plus the yogurt and ice cubes that were left from before


fun with food, we should have that in the fun club  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/05 at 5:19 pm


fun with food, we should have that in the fun club  ;D


Of course we should,I'll meet you there. ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/25/05 at 8:07 pm

what if you were a police detective and was investigating a crime scene and the victim was slumped over in a chair and you looked on the floor and spotted an empty soda can, wouldn't it make a funny joke to balance the can on the victims head?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/25/05 at 10:21 pm

...You were Hillary Clinton and you walked into the bedroom and actually caught Bill in bed bonking Monica Lewinsky?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/25/05 at 10:23 pm

You found out your boyfriend could not get ahem...aroused?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/25/05 at 10:32 pm



I poured some on her body plus the yogurt and ice cubes that were left from before




jeez Howard...were you planning on having sex...or making Robin into a smoothie?? LOL! ;D



Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/25/05 at 10:35 pm




jeez Howard...were you planning on having sex...or making Robin into a smoothie?? LOL! ;D



Erin :)


;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/25/05 at 10:39 pm

it would make me laugh, smile, and pee my pants! :D




Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/25/05 at 11:04 pm


What if I snapped?


Then we'd have to find some Masking tape.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/26/05 at 12:04 am


What if I snapped?
On the woman you posted about on another thread who THINKS she represents everyone in your subdivision? Go right ahead!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/26/05 at 12:40 am


...You were Hillary Clinton and you walked into the bedroom and actually caught Bill in bed bonking Monica Lewinsky?

grab a cigar and join the party  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/26/05 at 12:46 am


grab a cigar and join the party  ;D


;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/26/05 at 12:56 am


;D ;D



if i was bills age and monika wanted to bonk me i'd be bonkable ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/26/05 at 12:58 am


if i was bills age and monika wanted to bonk me i'd be bonkable ;D


;D

Presidents aren't allowed to be human. ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: rich1981 on 08/26/05 at 1:01 am

What if we were all robots?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 08/26/05 at 1:03 am

. . . there really was a man on the moon . . . and he was made of cheese?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/26/05 at 12:08 pm


What if I snapped?



Didn't you already?  ;) :D ;D




Then we'd have to find some Masking tape.



Not masking tape-Duct tape!  ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/26/05 at 12:40 pm


grab a cigar and join the party ;D
I would not 'do it' with Bill Clinton if he was the last man on Earth! Why? Cause he's absolutely UGLY...and gawd knows who else he's been with!

If I were Hillary.....I'd divorce Mr. Clinton! Why? I would not want to share my husband with another woman...and I feel husbands who have affairs outside of the marriage use it as emotional abuse of their wives!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/26/05 at 12:42 pm

My roommate stopped vegging out in front of the boob tube and actually used a computer? He's so resistant to use any kind of technology...and won't tell me why. I would not look down on him if he said he is afraid of it!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/26/05 at 2:53 pm




jeez Howard...were you planning on having sex...or making Robin into a smoothie?? LOL! ;D



Erin :)


smoothie,Hell Yeah.Her body is my canvas and my tongue is the paintbrush and all I used were light strokes. ;D ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/26/05 at 2:54 pm

What if life was a box of chocolates?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/26/05 at 2:57 pm


smoothie,Hell Yeah.Her body is my canvas and my tongue is the paintbrush and all I used were light strokes. ;D ;)



what if.....that totally made me wanna hurl? LOL




Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/26/05 at 3:11 pm


smoothie,Hell Yeah.Her body is my canvas and my tongue is the paintbrush and all I used were light strokes. ;D ;)


Ya know.. that's pretty Cute.

What If...Slaying Apple Employees was Legal?

The mall would be lined with The C.L.B's hanging from the rafters.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/26/05 at 3:25 pm



what if.....that totally made me wanna hurl? LOL




Erin :)


What if I said that was disgusting?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/26/05 at 3:50 pm


What if I said that was disgusting?




....what if I agreed that your post was disgusting? LOL! :D ;D




Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/26/05 at 7:44 pm


Ya know.. that's pretty Cute.

What If...Slaying Apple Employees was Legal?

The mall would be lined with The C.L.B's hanging from the rafters.
Hey....the Mac is overrated as far as computers are concerned....real computer geeks use PC compatibles! Yeah, get those Apple employees....I won't rat you out.

Just kidding everyone except for the Mac part!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/26/05 at 7:49 pm

Tony Stewart showed up at my place...and brought Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Kasey Kahne too?
I'd kick roomie out for the evening....So we could have ahem...fun...without roomie interfering!
If this condo's rockin' don't bother knockin!

of course there would be plenty of 'protection' on hand of the Trojan kind!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/27/05 at 12:37 am

What if Spanish was the only language Americans spoke? I dunno.. can't think of anything

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 08/27/05 at 12:38 am


What if Spanish was the only language Americans spoke? I dunno.. can't think of anything


Isn't it? :P ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/27/05 at 12:45 am

What if New Zealand rose to become the next superpower within  the next 100 years.  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 08/27/05 at 12:45 am


What if New Zealand rose to become the next superpower within  the next 100 years.  ::)


I'd be worshipping sheep.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/27/05 at 12:48 am


Tony Stewart showed up at my place...and brought Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Kasey Kahne too?
I'd kick roomie out for the evening....So we could have ahem...fun...without roomie interfering!
If this condo's rockin' don't bother knockin!

of course there would be plenty of 'protection' on hand of the Trojan kind!


what if it was on webcam?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jiminy on 08/27/05 at 2:48 am


I'd be worshipping sheep.

while standing behind them?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/27/05 at 4:58 am

...a wicket fell at Trent Bridge right now?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 08/27/05 at 5:43 am


what if it was on webcam? ::)
naah,never happen. I don't air my sexual business on the Web.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/27/05 at 2:29 pm




....what if I agreed that your post was disgusting? LOL! :D ;D




Erin :)


What If I said that I didn't care? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/08/05 at 4:24 pm

What if there wasn't no Special K,perhaps a Special Q OR maybe a Special B? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/08/05 at 6:02 pm


What if there wasn't no Special K,perhaps a Special Q OR maybe a Special B? ;D



Then you'd be asking "what if there wasn't any Special B, but perhaps a Special K or Special Q?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/09/05 at 3:54 pm

What if I actually got a job?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/09/05 at 11:39 pm


What if they made me a moderator on this board?   ::)

my 69th post by the way


well, there kinda is one

Congrats by the way

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: rich1981 on 09/10/05 at 12:12 am

What if I had a crazy sportscar?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/10/05 at 12:39 am


What if I had a crazy sportscar?  :D



Well then you'd be happy!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 09/10/05 at 4:25 am

What if watery mayonnaise was all that was left to drink in the world...would you drink it?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/10/05 at 4:26 am


What if watery mayonnaise was all that was left to drink in the world...would you drink it?


Yeah - as long as it was light mayonnaise. Gotta watch the figure.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 09/10/05 at 4:28 am


Yeah - as long as it was light mayonnaise. Gotta watch the figure.  ;) ;D


yeck, light mayo tastes like old koolaid and eggs

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/10/05 at 4:29 am


yeck, light mayo tastes like old koolaid and eggs


Like normal watery mayonnaise would be the most wonderful thing to drink . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 09/10/05 at 4:31 am

Someone said Kool Aid?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 09/10/05 at 4:33 am


Someone said Kool Aid?



YEAH!!!! LOL!!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/10/05 at 4:33 am


Someone said Kool Aid?


Ah! I saw that on an episode of 'Family Guy' (he was busting through a courtroom wall I think) and wondered what the heck was that!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 09/10/05 at 5:10 am


Ah! I saw that on an episode of 'Family Guy' (he was busting through a courtroom wall I think) and wondered what the heck was that!  ;D


yeah that screwed my head up too

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 09/10/05 at 6:38 am


Ah! I saw that on an episode of 'Family Guy' (he was busting through a courtroom wall I think) and wondered what the heck was that!  ;D
Yes, I remember that.  ;D

I don't think I've ever seen/drank Cool Aid before (down here)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/10/05 at 11:23 am


What if watery mayonnaise was all that was left to drink in the world...would you drink it?


No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no.....NO!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/10/05 at 11:24 am

What If, to ensure the survival of the human race, you had to have sex with Donald Trump?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/10/05 at 11:27 am


What If, to ensure the survival of the human race, you had to have sex with Donald Trump?


As long as I don't have to kiss him.  It would be a nobel cause. ::)


Hey, can I stay in his houses and spend his money while I'm pregnant?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/10/05 at 11:54 am


As long as I don't have to kiss him.  It would be a nobel cause. ::)


Hey, can I stay in his houses and spend his money while I'm pregnant?


Nope, The Donald is an expert at the art of Love-Making and can keep it up for hours, unfortunatley, age has withered his diminutive member to even lesser proportions, and he likes to kiss  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/10/05 at 12:10 pm


Nope, The Donald is an expert at the art of Love-Making and can keep it up for hours, unfortunatley, age has withered his diminutive member to even lesser proportions, and he likes to kiss  ;D


;D ;D

*sigh*  Nope, can't do it.  I forsee his combover becoming sweaty and flopping around everywhere.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/10/05 at 12:22 pm


;D ;D

*sigh*  Nope, can't do it.  I forsee his combover becoming sweaty and flopping around everywhere.


I dare say it'd just fall off.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/10/05 at 12:33 pm


What if watery mayonnaise was all that was left to drink in the world...would you drink it?


No, I can't even stand mayo on sandwiches!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/10/05 at 12:34 pm

What if music were illegal in America?

How many of you would move to the UK?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 09/10/05 at 12:41 pm

What if this stomach ache would go away?  :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/10/05 at 12:55 pm


What if music were illegal in America?

How many of you would move to the UK?


I would have to say that I would just deal with it or break the law.


Breaking The Law

There I was completely wasting, out of work and down
all inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
so I might as well begin to put some action in my life

Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law

So much for the golden future, I can't even start
I've had every promise broken, there's anger in my heart
you don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue
if you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too

Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law

You don't know what it's like

Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law
Breaking the law, breaking the law

Breaking the law

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/10/05 at 12:57 pm


I dare say it'd just fall off.


Yuck!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/10/05 at 1:20 pm


What if this stomach ache would go away?  :-\\


You would be happy and go through with your promise of never drinking again.

Ok, I don't know why I said that, it didn't make any sense

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/10/05 at 1:25 pm


what if it wasn't really mayonnaise?  ::)


Does it smell like bleach?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 09/10/05 at 1:38 pm


smells like teen spirit  :D


ah...teen spirit, brings backs good memories ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 09/10/05 at 1:42 pm


go through with your promise of never drinking again.

Screw that.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/10/05 at 1:53 pm


Screw that.


That's the spirit! :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/10/05 at 2:01 pm


That's the spirit! :D


that's what I was gonna say!

well, in a way

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/10/05 at 2:07 pm


that's what I was gonna say!

well, in a way


Well, what were you going to say?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/10/05 at 3:14 pm


Does it smell like bleach?


Good grief, woman!  :o ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 09/10/05 at 3:15 pm


smells like teen spirit  :D


With the lights out, it's less dangerous!

What if I made any sense on this site?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/10/05 at 3:20 pm


Good grief, woman!  :o ;D


;D :P :-\\ :-[

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/10/05 at 3:32 pm


hey, a Charlie Brown catch phrase  ;D
http://www.thegremlin.com/PSTR/15087pstr.JPG


I kind of like the phrase.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/10/05 at 3:45 pm


if a woman is going to play my skin flute i won't grief  ;D


Very nice.  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/10/05 at 4:27 pm


Well, what were you going to say?


i dunno, something like... haha, that's how you do it!

or, I don't know...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/10/05 at 5:43 pm


i dunno, something like... haha, that's how you do it!

or, I don't know...


8) :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/10/05 at 5:48 pm

What if I told you that my girlfriend and I will be celebrating our 1st Anniversary together soon? :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/11/05 at 10:38 am


a year of celibacy?  ::)


Ha ha! Good one!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/11/05 at 2:02 pm


a year of celibacy?  ::)


:P ;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/11/05 at 7:51 pm


a year of celibacy?  ::)


He's training for the Priesthood.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/11/05 at 8:00 pm

What if I reach 1,000 posts by the end of the week.  LOL

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/12/05 at 7:23 pm


a year of celibacy?  ::)


What if I told you that I'm not celibate?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/12/05 at 9:22 pm


What if I told you that I'm not celibate?


http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/blackeye/lol.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/12/05 at 9:25 pm

What if Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond, divorced him, then married Jack Nicklaus?  Would she be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/12/05 at 9:27 pm


What if Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond, divorced him, then married Jack Nicklaus?  Would she be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus?


:P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Marty McFly on 09/12/05 at 9:31 pm


What if Ivana Trump married Neil Diamond, divorced him, then married Jack Nicklaus? Would she be Ivana Diamond Nicklaus?


Yeah, probably. ;D

Incidentally that reminds me of something else - in the early 90's, VH1 would have their weekly Top 20 countdown with a celebrity host. It was usually singers (I distinctly remember Huey Lewis, Howard Jones, Eddie Money and Lenny Kravitz doing it), but sometimes others did too.

Anyway, they had Gilbert Godfried one week, and he made a comment about Amy Grant and Mariah Carey (who were both on the chart that week): "If those two girls formed a band, would they call themselves Cary Grant?" :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/12/05 at 10:14 pm

I met Tony Stewart....dated him...fell in love with him.....and MARRIED him?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/12/05 at 10:17 pm

Barry Bonds ADMITTED,PUBLICLY,that he is a steroid addict? And got out of baseball and into a rehab?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:42 pm

What if life was a box of cherry cordials?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 3:58 pm


What if life was a box of cherry cordials?


What are cherry cordials again, Howard?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/13/05 at 3:59 pm


What are cherry cordials again, Howard?  :)



chocolate with Cherries in them

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 4:02 pm


chocolate with Cherries in them


Oh right. Sound lovely actually.  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/13/05 at 4:25 pm


Oh right. Sound lovely actually.  8)


what if i were to say to Bob, DON'T! Get Howard started on chocolates and cherries again

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/13/05 at 9:46 pm

What if life was like a box of old chocolates?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/13/05 at 9:46 pm


What if life was like a box of old chocolates?   ;D


;D  For some it is.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/13/05 at 9:48 pm


i'd take small bites and put back the ones i didn't like


Like a box of nasty See's Candies. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/13/05 at 9:57 pm


i hate getting a box of chocolate and they are not labeled, there are many fillings i don't like, who wants a half a box of chocolate with small bites taken out of each?


hehehe  I have the same problem.  I usually cut a hole out of the bottom with my finger nail.  That way they look untouched. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/13/05 at 10:03 pm


hehehe  I have the same problem.  I usually cut a hole out of the bottom with my finger nail.  That way they look untouched. ;D


I cut holes in the bottoms of them too.  If anyone asks, I usually say "why do you think those cream filled donuts have holes in them"  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/13/05 at 10:06 pm


i should try that too, then I can combine two boxes and pass it off as a gift... I hate any with coconut, nasty maricino cherries (i like the real thing) and then there are fillings that are just unknown, you only see them in boxes of chocolates



Maple with walnut and the rum with cherries and raisins........GROSS!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/13/05 at 10:06 pm


how do they get the cream in them?


Hollow donut.  They stick it on a nozzle and pump in the cream. 

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/13/05 at 10:06 pm


I cut holes in the bottoms of them too.  If anyone asks, I usually say "why do you think those cream filled donuts have holes in them"  ;D


I never thought of using that. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/13/05 at 10:10 pm


I can eat raisens from a box but i hate them baked into things, it feels like you are biting into a soft bodied insect


Yes, like in raisin bread.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/13/05 at 10:14 pm


which reminds me it's better to be pissed off then pissed on... unless you're a kinky SOB  ;D


be careful... remember what happens if you cross the line? (not saying you did, but... i dunno, i felt like saying this, oK?)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 10:22 pm


what if i were to say to Bob, DON'T! Get Howard started on chocolates and cherries again


Ha ha! The only thing I would do with cherry cordials is eat them - they sound delicious.  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 10:40 pm


You wouldn't send them via airmail to a certain someone ??? ;)


Not allowed, lol. Smuggling food out of any country is quite illegal.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/13/05 at 10:51 pm


Not allowed, lol. Smuggling food out of any country is quite illegal.  ;D


I sent candy and food to my brother in law in Iraq.  I think it's produce that you can't send.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 10:51 pm


put them is plastic baggies and smuggle them up your bumm  ;D


I have no intention of going anywhere at this time.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 10:52 pm


I sent candy and food to my brother in law in Iraq.  I think it's produce that you can't send.


I take no chances - I work for the postal service.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/13/05 at 10:55 pm


I take no chances - I work for the postal service.  ;D


Yeah, I guess you know better than me. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 11:00 pm


Yeah, I guess you know better than me. ;D


I probably don't, lol, but it is treated seriously.  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/13/05 at 11:19 pm

...it was Tony Stewart, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Kasey Kahne, Elliott Sadler, and myself...along with Budweiser, a hot tub...and plenty of...ahem.....Trojans?

and no one else was home...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/13/05 at 11:21 pm


...it was Tony Stewart, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Kasey Kahne, Elliott Sadler, and myself...along with Budweiser, a hot tub...and plenty of...ahem.....Trojans?

and no one else was home...



You could....make nifty balloon animals?  :D



Beth

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 11:25 pm


...it was Tony Stewart, Dale Earnhardt Jr., Kasey Kahne, Elliott Sadler, and myself...along with Budweiser, a hot tub...and plenty of...ahem.....Trojans?

and no one else was home...


I'd call that a busy night.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/13/05 at 11:25 pm

Someone slipped a hallucinogenic drug in your soda...and you were so stoned and tripping out that you actually went out of the house in your birthday suit, and started directing traffic? I saw someone who that happened to on Discovery Health Channel..the show was "Paramedics".

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/13/05 at 11:34 pm


Someone slipped a hallucinogenic drug in your soda...and you were so stoned and tripping out that you actually went out of the house in your birthday suit, and started directing traffic? I saw someone who that happened to on Discovery Health Channel..the show was "Paramedics".


I have a birthday suit that can cause car crashes. Too many cars heading in the opposite direction to me that's why.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: rich1981 on 09/14/05 at 2:28 am

... there were no holidays?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/14/05 at 4:32 am

no one actually had to diet, not even *had*, what if, no one ever dieted, and it was ok?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/14/05 at 5:07 pm

What if life was a box of Trojan condoms? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/14/05 at 6:00 pm


What if life was a box of Trojan condoms? ;D


Don't taste as nice as Cherry Cordials apparently.  ;D

. . . I have had a bit to drink?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/14/05 at 6:00 pm


Don't taste as nice as Cherry Cordials apparently.  ;D

. . . I have had a bit to drink?  :)



How much did you drink? ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/14/05 at 6:01 pm


How much did you drink? ;)


Only about 4 or 5 pints but I am quite tipsy.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/14/05 at 6:01 pm


Only about 4 or 5 pints but I am quite tipsy.  ;D



SOT! ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/14/05 at 6:02 pm


SOT! ;D


What's 'SOT', Howard?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/14/05 at 6:03 pm


What's 'SOT', Howard?  :)


It means Drunk

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Paul on 09/14/05 at 6:04 pm


no one actually had to diet, not even *had*, what if, no one ever dieted, and it was ok?


Um...well, I don't!

I expect an entire 'industry' would collapse overnight!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/14/05 at 6:05 pm


It means Drunk


I'm not that bad but my head is feeling light at the moment.  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/14/05 at 6:06 pm


I'm not that bad but my head is feeling light at the moment.  ;)


take aspirin

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/14/05 at 6:11 pm


take aspirin


A good sleep will be enough. Thanks for the advice though, man.  ;) :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/15/05 at 3:51 pm


A good sleep will be enough. Thanks for the advice though, man.  ;) :)



Did you get enough sleep Bob?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 09/15/05 at 4:31 pm

What if I never opened that letter that I got in June? :-[

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/16/05 at 3:37 pm

What if I cheated without my girlfriend knowing? :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/16/05 at 7:00 pm


What if life was a box of Trojan condoms? ;D
I'd have plenty of them around JUST IN CASE the scenario with Tony Stewart, Dale Jr, and Kasey Kahne came true!!

And Jeff Gordon would NOT be invited.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/16/05 at 7:02 pm


Um...well, I don't!

I expect an entire 'industry' would collapse overnight!
and Jenny Craig, Nutri-System, and Weight Watchers would go bankrupt...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/16/05 at 7:03 pm

Diabetes was eradicated in my lifetime? I have Type 2 Diabetes....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/16/05 at 7:08 pm

And paralysis was curable...as well as muscular dystrophy, multiple sclerosis, epilepsy(without using brain surgery), cystic fibrosis, Crohn's disease...as well as mental illnesses like schizophrenia,bipolar disorder, and major(clinical)depression?

And if parents did their job and taught their kids TOLERANCE and not to tease and make fun of others?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/16/05 at 7:11 pm

What if the world really had been flat ?  All the water would have run off  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: NullandVoid on 09/16/05 at 7:28 pm


What if the world really had been flat ?  All the water would have run off  :o


Thank you Fuss, I'm hysterical over your post. Yes I'm weird I know... ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 09/16/05 at 7:30 pm


Thank you Fuss, I'm hysterical over your post. Yes I'm weird I know... ;D


What if NullandVoid wasn't so wierd?  Then she may not have laughed so much.  :)  Glad I brightened your day  ;)

(You have to admit thought, the 'flat world' thing wasn't a very well thought out concept now was it ?)  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/17/05 at 8:14 am

What if life was a messageboard? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/17/05 at 9:22 am


What if life was a messageboard? ;D


to some people, it may be.





Erin :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/18/05 at 6:05 pm

NASCAR makes Robby Gordon pay dearly for throwing his helmet at Mikey Waltrip...by suspending him for a race as well as fining him,bigtime AND putting him on probation FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON?

NASCAR has punished other drivers such as Jimmy Spencer and Tony (much improved attitudewise) Stewart for aggressive stuff...Robby should get it too.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/18/05 at 6:59 pm

Everyone in a town ingested ergot from bread made from tainted flour and got a touch of St. Anthony's fire(a hallucinating state)?
That town would be a town gone batty...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 09/18/05 at 7:08 pm


And paralysis was curable...as well as muscular dystrophy, multiple sclerosis, epilepsy(without using brain surgery), cystic fibrosis, Crohn's disease...as well as mental illnesses like schizophrenia,bipolar disorder, and major(clinical)depression?

And if parents did their job and taught their kids TOLERANCE and not to tease and make fun of others?


If only, indeed..

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 09/18/05 at 7:37 pm

What if this storm we are having gets worse?  :o :-X

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/18/05 at 7:38 pm

What if Tony Stewart really WAS DA MAN!!??



Beth

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Apricot on 09/18/05 at 7:46 pm


What if Tony Stewart really WAS DA MAN!!??

You mean he isn't?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/19/05 at 6:18 pm

What if I was a woman? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/20/05 at 6:26 pm


What if Tony Stewart really WAS DA MAN!!??



Beth
He IS the man. He's first in the point standings in the Chase for the Nextel Cup right now. I think Tony Stewart is way cool. Why does anyone have a problem with Tony? And my saying he's THE MAN in my opinion?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 09/20/05 at 7:25 pm

........I had a problem with Tony?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 7:32 pm


What if I was a woman? ;D

Do you have something you want to discuss, Howard?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/20/05 at 7:39 pm


What if I was a woman? ;D


Then you'd be the ugliest woman ever  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 7:41 pm


Then you'd be the ugliest woman ever  ;D

I take it you haven't been to strangesports.com!  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/20/05 at 7:45 pm


I take it you haven't been to strangesports.com!   ;)


why would i?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 7:46 pm


why would i?

So you could see this:

http://strangesports.com/images/content/104546.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/20/05 at 7:47 pm


So you could see this:

http://strangesports.com/images/content/104546.jpg


:o Now that's something I didn't need to see  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 7:50 pm


:o Now that's something I didn't need to see  ;D

Admit it, you were turned on.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: YWN on 09/20/05 at 7:52 pm

Seriously though, you know what's even grosser on that site?

http://strangesports.com/images/content/110310.jpg

And you thought the last one was bad!  ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/20/05 at 7:59 pm


Seriously though, you know what's even grosser on that site?

http://strangesports.com/images/content/110310.jpg

And you thought the last one was bad!  ;)


She's a terrible tennis player, but she looks good in a tennis skirt  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/20/05 at 8:00 pm


Admit it, you were turned on.   ;D


oh i was turned on alright .. turned on by the voltage after I stuck my finger in a wall socket just to erase that image from my mind  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/21/05 at 7:14 am

What if I was put off my dinner?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/21/05 at 1:03 pm


After looking at that picture of the *whatever it is* (the scary looking thing at the top of the page, not Anna Kournikova) , I wouldn't blame you :P



She looks like a tree!  ??? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/21/05 at 4:53 pm


:o Now that's something I didn't need to see  ;D


I'll take Anna Kournikova over this picture anytime. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: YWN on 09/21/05 at 7:26 pm


I'll take Anna Kournikova over this picture anytime. ;D

Are you turning down an actual living breathing female, Howard?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/21/05 at 7:33 pm

You ever had a chance to meet someone,particularly someone famous you admired...what would you say to them?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/21/05 at 7:37 pm


She's a terrible tennis player, but she looks good in a tennis skirt :P
Eww! why would any female want to be a bodybuilder and LOOK AS MONSTROUSLY big as male bodybuilders? What's wrong with femininity?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: YWN on 09/21/05 at 7:43 pm


Eww! why would any female want to be a bodybuilder and LOOK AS MONSTROUSLY big as male bodybuilders? What's wrong with femininity?

The way you quoted whistle makes it look like you are referring to Anna Kournikova as a masculine looking bodybuilder.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/21/05 at 10:44 pm


Hell, if female bodybuilders looked like her, I'd watch it :P


If female bodybuilders looked like her, I'd do it!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/22/05 at 3:55 pm


Are you turning down an actual living breathing female, Howard?   :o


She's a female? :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tony20fan4ever on 09/24/05 at 5:25 pm

The reason I did not have the bodybuilder's picture there is that I could not get in the quote...geesh, some people are soooo d@mn picky!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/24/05 at 5:26 pm

What if I got lost and couldn't find my way home?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: mandamoo on 09/25/05 at 4:48 am


What if I got lost and couldn't find my way home?


I always leave a trail of breadcrumbs  ;) :P

What if I can't think of a 'what if' ? :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/25/05 at 7:52 am

What if The Ultimate Warrior actually came back and wrestled again? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/27/05 at 1:55 pm


What if The Ultimate Warrior actually came back and wrestled again? ;D


Then i'd laugh at him.

What if I could hijack a plane?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/27/05 at 2:03 pm


What if The Ultimate Warrior actually came back and wrestled again? ;D


He won't do it for the WWE that's for certain. There is a DVD coming out called 'The Self Destruction of The Ultimate Warrior' and is apparently a controversial release. It's not positive that's for certain. I reckon these wrestlers should watch their backs. Maybe a DVD release will be done on them if they get in McMahon's face.


Then i'd laugh at him.


;D

What if I could hijack a plane?


I would laugh at you.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini on 09/27/05 at 2:04 pm




What if I could hijack a plane?

Where would you go?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/27/05 at 2:12 pm


Where would you go?
Back home!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/27/05 at 2:14 pm


Where would you go?


Straight in to the white house  ;D

If the NSA weren't watching me before, they are now!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/27/05 at 2:15 pm


Straight in to the white house  ;D

If the NSA weren't watching me before, they are now!


. . . Andy is a terrorist?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/27/05 at 2:15 pm

what if i posted in the what if thread, and if so, what would the what if be that i would post?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: gemini on 09/27/05 at 2:18 pm


Straight in to the white house  ;D

If the NSA weren't watching me before, they are now!

What. . . . . I didn't hear a thing. . . . I don't know you!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/27/05 at 2:19 pm


. . . Andy is a terrorist?  :o


Don't be shy Bobahajadeen!  ;D


What. . . . . I didn't hear a thing. . . . I don't know you! ;D


That's what CNN said  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/27/05 at 2:27 pm


Don't be shy Bobahajadeen!  ;D


Just don't crash into my place . . . I haven't got insurance.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/27/05 at 2:29 pm


Just don't crash into my place . . . I haven't got insurance.  ;D


HAHA! Don't say that too loud, that bloke from Birmingham with the Hook will be after you.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/27/05 at 2:30 pm


HAHA! Don't say that too loud, that bloke from Birmingham with the Hook will be after you.


Tee hee. Who? Candyman?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/27/05 at 2:34 pm


Tee hee. Who? Candyman?  ;D


http://www.radhole.com/photos/a_thug.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/27/05 at 2:39 pm

http://www.sport-gallery.com/images/bigimage/chyna/img01.jpg

What if you had a choice of going on a date with Chyna? :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/27/05 at 2:41 pm


http://www.sport-gallery.com/images/bigimage/chyna/img01.jpg

What if you had a choice of going on a date with Chyna? :P


I'd run.. very..very fast.
Very! fast.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/27/05 at 2:49 pm


http://www.sport-gallery.com/images/bigimage/chyna/img01.jpg

What if you had a choice of going on a date with Chyna? :P


If it's a choice, where's the other option?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/27/05 at 2:51 pm


If it's a choice, where's the other option?  ;D



There is no other option,You're stuck with her ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/27/05 at 2:53 pm



There is no other option,You're stuck with her ;D


damn.  well do i atleast get a paper bag i can stick over her face?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/27/05 at 2:54 pm


http://www.radhole.com/photos/a_thug.jpg


Ah . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/27/05 at 2:55 pm


http://www.radhole.com/photos/a_thug.jpg


Wow!  Captain Hook sure let himself go  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/27/05 at 2:56 pm


damn.  well do i atleast get a paper bag i can stick over her face?  ;D


You can stick it on your face.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/27/05 at 2:57 pm


http://www.radhole.com/photos/a_thug.jpg
HOw does he pick his nose?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/27/05 at 2:57 pm


HOw does he pick his nose?


Very carefully.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/27/05 at 2:58 pm


HOw does he pick his nose?


After he has pulled it off with his hook? From a catalogue.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/27/05 at 2:59 pm

His nose probably bleeds ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/27/05 at 2:59 pm


You can stick it on your face.


it just wouldn't be the same, then people would say "Holy just how ugly is that guy. He's with Chynna and he's the one with the bag over his head"  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/27/05 at 3:00 pm


it just wouldn't be the same, then people would say "Holy just how ugly is that guy. He's with Chynna and he's the one with the bag over his head"  ;D



Then you could trade sticking the bag over each other's heads. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/27/05 at 3:01 pm


http://www.sport-gallery.com/images/bigimage/chyna/img01.jpg

What if you had a choice of going on a date with Chyna? :P


. . . anyone remembered what she looked like before the plastic surgery?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/27/05 at 3:05 pm


. . . anyone remembered what she looked like before the plastic surgery?


I don't know I'll have to check

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/27/05 at 3:11 pm


. . . anyone remembered what she looked like before the plastic surgery?


That was before ya nark.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/27/05 at 3:11 pm


I don't know I'll have to check


Even worse.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/27/05 at 3:14 pm


Even worse.  ;D


Let's see what she looks like after plastic surgery. :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/27/05 at 3:16 pm


Let's see what she looks like after plastic surgery. :P
I am frightened to look

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: YWN on 09/27/05 at 3:17 pm

What if whistle couldn't post?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/27/05 at 3:17 pm


That was before ya nark.


No it wasn't.

This was before . . .



Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/27/05 at 3:17 pm

Here's a non-scary looking picture of Chynna

http://www.wrestlinginformer.net/Joanie_Lauer.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Alchoholica on 09/27/05 at 3:18 pm


No it wasn't.

This was before . . .




...

waiting.

In the picture Howard posted, she hadn't had reconstructive jaw surgyery.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/27/05 at 3:18 pm

FETUS!!!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/27/05 at 3:19 pm


I am frightened to look



You don't want to know Phil

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/27/05 at 3:19 pm


...

waiting.

In the picture Howard posted, she hadn't had reconstructive jaw surgyery.


Yeah I had problems getting it up . . . but that's enough about my sex life.

This was before, well anything.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 09/27/05 at 3:20 pm


Yeah I had problems getting it up . . . but that's enough about my sex life.

This was before, well anything.


;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/27/05 at 3:29 pm

What if Bobby went out with Chyna? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 09/27/05 at 3:34 pm


What if Bobby went out with Chyna? ;D


It would be a bit more than I have now . . . just a little bit more mind.  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/27/05 at 4:02 pm


It would be a bit more than I have now . . . just a little bit more mind.  :P



You could dump your old girlfriend for Chyna.She's not dating at the moment ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 10/08/05 at 7:48 am

What if you could do without any 1 of your senses? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/03/05 at 9:49 pm

...I was colorblind?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/03/05 at 9:53 pm


...I was colorblind?


then you'd confuse your colors, my man

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 11/03/05 at 9:54 pm

...i post my first mystery theme quiz tonight  :o  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 11/04/05 at 3:28 am



You could dump your old girlfriend for Chyna.She's not dating at the moment ;D


She's safe, Howard.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 11/04/05 at 8:23 am

What if White Rap Star Eminem suddenly became a Country Singer?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: rich1981 on 11/04/05 at 11:19 am

... Bush resigns as president (yeah right).

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 11/04/05 at 3:33 pm

What if we never have to change clocks?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Morton on 11/05/05 at 3:42 pm

What if we could actually go for more than a few months without being 'treated' with a Robocop update?!  :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 11/05/05 at 5:32 pm


What if we never have to change clocks?


Move to Arizona.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 11/06/05 at 1:21 pm


What if we could actually go for more than a few months without being 'treated' with a Robocop update?!  :P


. . . I didn't get another PM from him?  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 11/06/05 at 1:33 pm

What if one day I decided to give up listening to 80's music












































































then i'd have officially lost my mind  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 11/06/05 at 1:35 pm


What if one day I decided to give up listening to 80's music












































































then i'd have officially lost my mind  ;D


What if I gave Jason a clip around the ear for even thinking of such a ludicrous thing?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 11/06/05 at 3:19 pm


What if one day I decided to give up listening to 80's music












































































then i'd have officially lost my mind  ;D


I quoted this message a couple times in a row and took up a bunch of space. :P :P :P :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 11/06/05 at 3:19 pm


What if one day I decided to give up listening to 80's music












































































then i'd have officially lost my mind  ;D


:P :P :P :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 11/06/05 at 3:20 pm


What if one day I decided to give up listening to 80's music












































































then i'd have officially lost my mind  ;D


OK, last time!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 11/06/05 at 3:21 pm

What if I don't quote Jacks?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 11/06/05 at 3:37 pm


What if I don't quote Jacks?  ;D


LOL

What if I never do that again. ;) :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 11/06/05 at 3:43 pm


LOL

What if I never do that again. ;) :D


What if that is a good thing (I quoted Jacks - Doh!  ::) ;D).

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Morton on 11/06/05 at 4:55 pm


. . . I didn't get another PM from him?  ::) ;D


...what if you didn't have to worry about it for a while since he deleted his account for the 234th time?!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 11/07/05 at 4:43 pm

I finally lost my virginity,would you celebrate? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 11/07/05 at 4:44 pm


I finally lost my virginity,would you celebrate? ;D
Would that mean no more almost-graphic posts from you?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 11/07/05 at 4:58 pm


Would that mean no more almost-graphic posts from you?  :D



I guess so.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Morton on 11/07/05 at 5:38 pm

what if I wanted another glass of milk but couldn't be bothered to go all the way downstairs to get one?!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 3:18 pm

What if I didn't give a rat's ass?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/09/05 at 6:13 am

What if I brought a new computer?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 11/09/05 at 9:00 am


What if I brought a new computer?


You can get them for cheap these days and it would be faster than waiting for you old one to be fixed.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/09/05 at 9:00 am


You can get them for cheap these days and it would be faster than waiting for you old one to be fixed.

...but I still have to consider the hard-drive, it is still intact.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 11/09/05 at 9:01 am


...but I still have to consider the hard-drive, it is still intact.


You are correct!

This does present a problem.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/09/05 at 9:03 am


You are correct!

This does present a problem.
That is what my son did the last time, on the home computer it had two hard-drive on it, now it is looking like three.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 11/09/05 at 9:11 am


That is what my son did the last time, on the home computer it had two hard-drive on it, now it is looking like three.


We have a external hard drive on our main computer.  But we have been in the same situation as you.  We had to buy a new computer and then transfer all the information over to the new computer.  What a hastle!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/09/05 at 9:11 am


We have a external hard drive on our main computer.  But we have been in the same situation as you.  We had to buy a new computer and then transfer all the information over to the new computer.  What a hastle!
Something to look forward too?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 11/09/05 at 9:12 am


Something to look forward too?


Oh yes, definitely. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/09/05 at 9:14 am


Oh yes, definitely. ;D
Hopefully my son is looking (giving it a good kick) right now, and it could be up and running tomorrow.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Bobby on 11/09/05 at 9:19 am


...what if you didn't have to worry about it for a while since he deleted his account for the 234th time?!  ;D


He has enough time to come on, give me a PM, and then scuttle off again.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Morton on 11/09/05 at 10:55 am

What if after that nap I could actually wake up again... i'm typing this with one eye half-open!  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 11/09/05 at 4:48 pm

What if I couldn't find a job by January?  :(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: rich1981 on 11/10/05 at 1:01 am

^ Same here, but finding one would make a good New Year's resolution if anyone believes in that.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Morton on 11/10/05 at 10:03 am

What if I had really lost my temper today?

Hint: My worries about Sixth Form would be over!  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 11/10/05 at 3:23 pm


^ Same here, but finding one would make a good New Year's resolution if anyone believes in that.



Thanks Rich

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 06/21/06 at 12:46 am

I had to bump this.
Ladies, I am sure you all will understand! ;)

What if...
You decided instead of going to the waxing salon, you buy a wax at home kit?

Did I seriously think it was going to work?
Imagine my pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-{ya'll can quit laughing now}

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/21/06 at 12:48 am


I had to bump this.
Ladies, I am sure you all will understand! ;)

What if...
You decided instead of going to the waxing salon, you buy a wax at home kit?

Did I seriously think it was going to work?
Imagine my pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-{ya'll can quit laughing now}



Oh no.  No, no, no, no, no.  Poor Tam.  You never put hot wax on your hoo-hoo dilly without professional supervision. 

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 06/21/06 at 12:52 am



Oh no.  No, no, no, no, no.  Poor Tam.  You never put hot wax on your hoo-hoo dilly without professional supervision. 


Sad thing is .... I KNOW THIS!!!!

undoubtedly the stupidest thing I have ever done in my life all because I didn't have the time to go see my 'specialist!'
Thankfully, after one try I knew enough to scrap the shyt! ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/21/06 at 12:56 am


Sad thing is .... I KNOW THIS!!!!

undoubtedly the stupidest thing I have ever done in my life all because I didn't have the time to go see my 'specialist!'
Thankfully, after one try I knew enough to scrap the shyt! ;)



I don't wax.  The idea of putting something that burns on my delicate lady parts doesn't excite me.  I use other means.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Trimac20 on 06/21/06 at 4:17 am

The atoms that compose my body decide to randomnly disengage themselves from this reality? (i.e. I disappear into thin air)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/21/06 at 4:26 am

What if events happened to where I didn't feel paranoid about writing more quizzes, as I knew certain users wouldn't bag on me?l

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/21/06 at 4:46 pm

What if women never waxed?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: lorac61469 on 06/21/06 at 5:10 pm


I had to bump this.
Ladies, I am sure you all will understand! ;)

What if...
You decided instead of going to the waxing salon, you buy a wax at home kit?

Did I seriously think it was going to work?
Imagine my pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-{ya'll can quit laughing now}


Oh honey, I'm not laughing, I'm reliving my pain!! :\'(

Years ago I bought someting called a "Sugaring Kit".  Same idea as waxing except it was made well, sugar.  I got one side sugared and the strip down, pulled then I felt the pain so  I said "Screw this, I'll just shave the other side".  Boy does it hurt when you do it yourself!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Tam on 06/21/06 at 8:59 pm


Oh honey, I'm not laughing, I'm reliving my pain!! :\'(

Years ago I bought someting called a "Sugaring Kit".  Same idea as waxing except it was made well, sugar.  I got one side sugared and the strip down, pulled then I felt the pain so  I said "Screw this, I'll just shave the other side".  Boy does it hurt when you do it yourself!!

I have an appt with the 'specialist' tomorrow. ;)

I had done it before but it was never as bad as it was this time.
And I think it was because of the honey that is apparently in it.
It was no fun and I will NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 06/21/06 at 9:07 pm


What if women never waxed?


Then we'd have the live version of "Gorillas in the Mist" ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 06/21/06 at 9:13 pm

What if Howard really was the 5th Bee Gee? ;D

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c362/godeltsihw/HowardBeeGee.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/21/06 at 9:29 pm


What is Howard really was the 5th Bee Gee? ;D

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c362/godeltsihw/HowardBeeGee.jpg


He can't be! For starters, there were only 3 Bee Gees (they never claimed Andy).
Second, Howard is the 5th Monkee.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/22/06 at 5:33 pm


What if Howard really was the 5th Bee Gee? ;D

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c362/godeltsihw/HowardBeeGee.jpg


Howard Bee Gee? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/22/06 at 5:34 pm


Howard Bee Gee? ;D



Their last name wasn't Bee Gee.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/22/06 at 5:46 pm



Their last name wasn't Bee Gee.



What was it?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/22/06 at 5:50 pm



What was it?



:o


Gibb.  Bee Gee = B.G. = Brothers Gibb

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/22/06 at 6:09 pm



:o


Gibb.  Bee Gee = B.G. = Brothers Gibb



Howard Gibb

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/22/06 at 7:05 pm

First- again, only you, Sister M....

Second- I insist he's either the 5th Monkee, the 14th Doctor, or the cousin of Emo Philips.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/22/06 at 7:07 pm


First- again, only you, Sister M....



Ummmm, yeah.  Okay.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CeeKay on 06/22/06 at 11:51 pm

This, from my 12 y.o. daughter:

"What if there was one extra day in each month.  It wouldn't have a name and no one would have to do anything.  No businesses would be open and no one would have to go to work.  One day a month that would just come and go but not count for anything -- so people could completely relax and not have to worry about stuff."

I like it.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/22/06 at 11:53 pm


This, from my 12 y.o. daughter:

"What if there was one extra day in each month.  It wouldn't have a name and no one would have to do anything.  No businesses would be open and no one would have to go to work.  One day a month that would just come and go but not count for anything -- so people could completely relax and not have to worry about stuff."

I like it.
She's on to it.  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ktelqueen on 06/23/06 at 12:37 am

..i'd missed tonight..that would have been crappy since tonight rocks..so good to be back with my girls..and boys :D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/23/06 at 1:16 am

every night WERE Saturday night?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/23/06 at 3:21 pm

guys had periods?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 06/23/06 at 3:22 pm


guys had periods?


Good question....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 06/23/06 at 3:23 pm

I had a copy of Fecal Matter Demo...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/23/06 at 3:25 pm


Good question....


How come we don't have blood flow?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/23/06 at 3:26 pm


guys had periods?
Certainly have mood swings?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/23/06 at 3:40 pm


Certainly have mood swings?


men have that too

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/24/06 at 1:09 pm

Yeah. It's called "mid-life crisis".

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/25/06 at 5:58 pm

What if you told people who you hated to Go To heaven?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/25/06 at 6:00 pm


What if you told people who you hated to Go To heaven?




that would be nice. ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 06/25/06 at 6:01 pm


What if you told people who you hated to Go To heaven?


I guess to some people that could be an insult.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/25/06 at 6:12 pm


I guess to some people that could be an insult.



Why?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/26/06 at 3:41 am


What if you told people who you hated to Go To heaven?


You know, I did that once. The guy just stood there, and said "Huh??????"
(It's cool to disarm people with stuff like that!!!)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/26/06 at 3:42 am



Why?



I'm guessing if you know that person to be an atheist or someone who doesn't believe in the afterlife in any form, it could be construed as an insult.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/26/06 at 4:48 pm


You know, I did that once. The guy just stood there, and said "Huh??????"
(It's cool to disarm people with stuff like that!!!)



It's better to say Go To Heaven then saying something like Go To Hell.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/27/06 at 2:46 pm



It's better to say Go To Heaven then saying something like Go To Hell.


I prefer snappy comebacks, myself. Usually something that requires thinking- most ppl don't take time to think about snappy comebacks. That's why they get disarmed so easily.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/27/06 at 3:02 pm

What if the world was made of cheese?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/27/06 at 3:03 pm


What if the world was made of cheese?
No the moon is made from cheese.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/27/06 at 3:04 pm


No the moon is made from cheese.


Which kind?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 06/27/06 at 3:07 pm

What if Howard hosted his own "Sex Talk" radio show ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/27/06 at 3:15 pm


What if Howard hosted his own "Sex Talk" radio show ;D



I think it would be weird listening to someone talking about something they don't do.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/27/06 at 4:33 pm


Which kind?


This isn't going to become "The Cheese Shoppe" skit, now, is it??

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/27/06 at 4:55 pm


This isn't going to become "The Cheese Shoppe" skit, now, is it??
Wendsleydale?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: mugg on 06/27/06 at 6:46 pm

what if i were a piano player, what would i be called?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 06/27/06 at 6:46 pm


what if i were a piano player, what would i be called?


The Piano Man?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 06/27/06 at 6:48 pm


The Piano Man?



What if mugg is a woman?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 06/27/06 at 6:51 pm



What if mugg is a woman?


Or a transvestite?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 06/27/06 at 6:51 pm


Or a transvestite?


The piano trans?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 06/27/06 at 6:52 pm


How come we don't have blood flow?


Do you actually want it?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 06/27/06 at 6:52 pm


The piano trans?


Yes.


There's the llama!!!!! :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: mugg on 06/27/06 at 6:53 pm

i was thinking pianist  :P
has anyone ever seen a pianist, ya want to?  :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 06/27/06 at 6:53 pm

I would stop talking about catgirls for an entire month? :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 06/27/06 at 6:54 pm

What if I had a cell phone??

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: mugg on 06/27/06 at 6:55 pm

what if the board rules aplied to all members?  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: jackas on 06/27/06 at 7:03 pm


what if the board rules aplied to all members?  ::)


Impossible.....that would be fair. ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/28/06 at 1:55 am


What if I had a cell phone??
What if my mobile would work?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HunkyDory on 06/28/06 at 2:10 am

what if i decided to confess my loyalty to the zombie lord?!?!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/28/06 at 2:11 am


what if i decided to confess my loyalty to the zombie lord?!?!



OMG, GO TO SLEEP! >:-O

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/28/06 at 2:26 am

certain drugged nuns suddenly acted nicer about me?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 06/28/06 at 4:38 am


certain drugged nuns suddenly acted nicer about me?




The song ain't about drugged nuns, dood.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: karen on 06/28/06 at 5:31 am



No the moon is made from cheese.


Which kind?


Caerphilly. 



According to the Max Boyce sketch Morgan the Moon

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/28/06 at 11:54 am


Caerphilly. 



According to the Max Boyce sketch Morgan the Moon
When the Moon was constructed it was made Caerphilly

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/28/06 at 3:54 pm

No, it was Bel Paese.

I know this, because Terry Gilliam said so.
(Now, Michael Palin seems to think it was Ilcester, while John Cleese insists it was Blue Stilton.
Eric Idle claims it was Red Leicester; Terry Jones inferred Venezuelan Beaver cheese.
Graham Chapman said...nothing. He's dead.
Myself- I'm not sure. Probably Roquefort or Blue cheese, to which I'm allergic.)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/28/06 at 3:56 pm


What if Howard hosted his own "Sex Talk" radio show ;D



That would be great.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/28/06 at 3:57 pm



I think it would be weird listening to someone talking about something they don't do.


We could have an on air discussion about dry humping. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/28/06 at 3:57 pm


Do you actually want it?



No Thanks. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/28/06 at 3:59 pm

Moving onnnnnn.........

What if...the song "Paranoid" was used as the theme song for a game show?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/28/06 at 4:00 pm


Moving onnnnnn.........

What if...the song "Paranoid" was used as the theme song for a game show?



What would it sound like?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 06/28/06 at 4:36 pm



No Thanks. ;D


Didn't think so. ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/28/06 at 4:51 pm

What if catgirls ruled the world?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 06/28/06 at 5:16 pm


What if catgirls ruled the world?


What if I was married to one of the ones that ruled the world? :D

(You knew I would reply to it) :D :D :D :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/29/06 at 1:47 am

What if Andrew Murray won Wimbledon?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/29/06 at 3:21 pm


What if I was married to one of the ones that ruled the world? :D

(You knew I would reply to it) :D :D :D :D


Would you like to be?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 06/29/06 at 6:34 pm

Howard, you watched "Rosenkrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead" a lot, didn't you?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/30/06 at 1:25 am


Howard, you watched "Rosenkrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead" a lot, didn't you?
What if I have seen it too?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: karen on 06/30/06 at 4:23 am


When the Moon was constructed it was made Caerphilly


Reminds me of the joke

How do Welsh hedgehogs make love?


Caerphilly

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 06/30/06 at 7:50 am


Howard, you watched "Rosenkrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead" a lot, didn't you?



No I haven't,Is It good? ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/04/06 at 1:43 am

Should you ever get a chance to see it, would you?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/05/06 at 8:50 pm


Should you ever get a chance to see it, would you?



I Might.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/06/06 at 2:13 am

What if all 4811 Members were online at the same time?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/06/06 at 3:23 am



I Might.


Statement! 15 Love, my serve again!
:D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/06/06 at 7:33 pm


What if all 4811 Members were online at the same time?



What if it happened? :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/06/06 at 7:58 pm

What if my sister-in-law quit bending over, and suddenly all of the smog problems in L.A. stopped?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/07/06 at 3:57 pm

What If My Father was a nice guy instead of being the modern-day Archie Bunker that he is. >:(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/07/06 at 4:00 pm


Would you like to be?


Well, it can't be made a reality......

But maybe I could do a fanfic about something like.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/07/06 at 4:02 pm


Well, it can't be made a reality......

But maybe I could do a fanfic about something like.


How would you go about doing that?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/07/06 at 4:06 pm


How would you go about doing that?


Writing it down on paper.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/07/06 at 4:07 pm


Writing it down on paper.



Good Luck with it.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/07/06 at 4:09 pm



Good Luck with it.


I don't know if I'm going to do that, however.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/07/06 at 4:11 pm


I don't know if I'm going to do that, however.



Why not?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/07/06 at 4:14 pm



Why not?


Not in the mood right now.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/07/06 at 4:20 pm


Not in the mood right now.



Well then get in the mood.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/07/06 at 6:19 pm

I'm in the mood...the rhythm is right... 8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/06 at 6:38 am

...every body persevered in its state of being at rest or of moving uniformly straight ahead, except insofar as it is compelled to change its state by forces impressed.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Trimac20 on 07/08/06 at 6:40 am

...Your Shadow could run away from you?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/08/06 at 1:58 pm



Well then get in the mood.


I'm more of a song writer and game idea thinker than a story writer.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/06 at 1:59 pm

...Superman Returns turns about to be a turkey?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/10/06 at 2:02 am

I actually stuck with some of the ideas I had in my head?

-revising my script for a one-man show I wrote, titled: "Strange Logic: A 1-Man Show For Wheelchairs"
-finished film script for "Nine Princes In Amber"
-finished film script for a pumped-up remake of "Hawk, The Slayer"
-at least 3 books written about my contribution to H.P. Lovecraft's genre (my creature is called "Uoto")

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/10/06 at 2:06 am


I actually stuck with some of the ideas I had in my head?

-revising my script for a one-man show I wrote, titled: "Strange Logic: A 1-Man Show For Wheelchairs"
I saw a comedian on television who was in a wheelchair who told of comedic situations he has encounted, and he was superb.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/10/06 at 3:40 am


I saw a comedian on television who was in a wheelchair who told of comedic situations he has encounted, and he was superb.


My idea, for this show, was to show 10 different scenes from the lives of 10 different ppl, which include:

-A mentally-challenged young man, who loves "Star Trek"
-A Colonel from Her Majesty's Royal Army
-A serial killer who is confined to, and committed all of his crimes from, a wheelchair
-A foreign emigrant from the fictional country of Burgoslavia

If you're interested, I'll give you details later.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/10/06 at 7:05 am


My idea, for this show, was to show 10 different scenes from the lives of 10 different ppl, which include:

-A mentally-challenged young man, who loves "Star Trek"
-A Colonel from Her Majesty's Royal Army
-A serial killer who is confined to, and committed all of his crimes from, a wheelchair
-A foreign emigrant from the fictional country of Burgoslavia

If you're interested, I'll give you details later.
You do not need to disclose it all here, someone else may jump on the idea.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/10/06 at 12:03 pm

Of course I won't do it publicly!

I meant by PM, you silly Brit!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/10/06 at 4:31 pm

What if you were a lover and not a fighter?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: danootaandme on 07/10/06 at 5:55 pm


What if you were a lover and not a fighter?


If you were a lover, not a fighter, and I smashed your face, would you turn into a fighter, or maybe a fighting lover.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/11/06 at 3:27 pm


If you were a lover, not a fighter, and I smashed your face, would you turn into a fighter, or maybe a fighting lover.



or maybe a love for fighting

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/11/06 at 4:28 pm

A love for fighting.....

Brawling love, loving hate...to sleep, perchance to dream....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: danootaandme on 07/11/06 at 4:30 pm


A love for fighting.....

Brawling love, loving hate...to sleep, perchance to dream....


Aye, there's the rub

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/12/06 at 5:34 pm

What if life was just a dream?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: danootaandme on 07/12/06 at 7:43 pm


What if life was just a dream?


or at times a real nightmare  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/12/06 at 7:59 pm

People could say 'pop'?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/12/06 at 8:00 pm


What if life was just a dream?



That reminds me of the song "Sh-Boom" by the Chords.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/12/06 at 8:13 pm

The world became young, and death was but a dream?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/13/06 at 2:09 am

I stop being online and went to work

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: CeeKay on 07/13/06 at 12:13 pm

What if you had a whole day where you knew that everyone would agree with you on everything.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/13/06 at 12:25 pm

Certain users apologized to other certain users for being icy-cold, stuck-up, toffee-nosed, dyed-in-the-wool b***hes, and promised never to do it again?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/13/06 at 3:50 pm


People could say 'pop'?



POP? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/13/06 at 5:17 pm

The typical response is:

"Good. Your head is out of your ass; now, let's get on with things!"

(You SOOOOO walked dead-on into it, Howard!)

-Don't worry, though: That comment wasn't aimed at you.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/14/06 at 4:08 pm


The typical response is:

"Good. Your head is out of your ass; now, let's get on with things!"

(You SOOOOO walked dead-on into it, Howard!)

-Don't worry, though: That comment wasn't aimed at you.



That's Ok Hawk,no hard feelings. :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/17/06 at 12:49 pm

Members of our Society showed up, when my band starts playing gigs (about 3 months from now)?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/17/06 at 5:06 pm

What if it was warm all year long?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/17/06 at 5:11 pm


What if it was warm all year long?
I want snow on Christmas Day!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/17/06 at 5:59 pm


I want snow on Christmas Day!



I want snow in the summer

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/17/06 at 6:20 pm

I did a magical dance that made sexy bisexual catgirls appear? :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 07/17/06 at 6:26 pm


I did a magical dance that made sexy bisexual catgirls appear? :D


Is it legal to have sex with a catgirl though?  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/17/06 at 6:27 pm


Is it legal to have sex with a catgirl though?  ;D


Well, they look human minus the cat ears and tail. So... I guess so.  ::) :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 07/17/06 at 7:37 pm


Well, they look human minus the cat ears and tail. So... I guess so.  ::) :D


So I guess they are the Purr-fect woman ;D :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/18/06 at 5:00 am


I want snow on Christmas Day!




I want snow in the summer


It is more tradition then.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/18/06 at 5:19 am

We all could just get along, without the drama and Milk-Bone underwear?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/18/06 at 8:09 am


Is it legal to have sex with a catgirl though?  ;D


It's not an issue Jason as they are not real life, they just exist in peoples imaginations  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/18/06 at 1:42 pm


It's not an issue Jason as they are not real life, they just exist in peoples imaginations   ;D


Which is why I did these two smileys:  ::) :D

As I'm aware of them not existing.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/18/06 at 4:26 pm


Which is why I did these two smileys:  ::) :D

As I'm aware of them not existing.


noooooooo this honestly wasn't a dig at the anime, or you Step, seriously.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/18/06 at 4:57 pm


I did a magical dance that made sexy bisexual catgirls appear? :D



Bi-sexual Catgirls? Bring them on. O0

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/18/06 at 5:02 pm



Bi-sexual Catgirls? Bring them on. O0



http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/grinser/grinning-smiley-003.gif Always in a Bi-sexual Catgirl-watching mood.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 07/18/06 at 5:04 pm



Bi-sexual Catgirls? Bring them on. O0


http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/musik/music-smiley-004.gif Howard, the Bi-sexual Catgirl-watching Jamminoldies guy

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/18/06 at 5:05 pm



http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/grinser/grinning-smiley-003.gif Always in a Bi-sexual Catgirl-watching mood.



Not always. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/18/06 at 5:08 pm


Watching? Participating may be more fun! XD


You and me both.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 07/18/06 at 5:09 pm


Watching? Participating may be more fun! XD



http://miyu.us/blog/b2-img/smilies/shocked.gifhttp://miyu.us/blog/b2-img/smilies/shocked.gifhttp://miyu.us/blog/b2-img/smilies/shocked.gif JohnDenver! http://miyu.us/blog/b2-img/smilies/shocked.gifhttp://miyu.us/blog/b2-img/smilies/shocked.gifhttp://miyu.us/blog/b2-img/smilies/shocked.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/18/06 at 5:11 pm

What if girls were actually bi-sexual?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 07/18/06 at 5:11 pm


What if girls were actually bi-sexual?


Bi-sexual women do exist

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/18/06 at 5:13 pm


Bi-sexual women do exist


What if the whole world were full of bisexual women?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/20/06 at 5:02 am

Women would admit that they break wind, and every case of diverticulitis disappeared?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/20/06 at 5:05 am


Women would admit that they break wind, and every case of diverticulitis disappeared?


HAHAHAHAHA  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/20/06 at 4:07 pm

What if life was a box of chocolates?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/20/06 at 5:19 pm


What if life was a box of chocolates?
You never know what you are getting next.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/20/06 at 6:46 pm

No, you'd find out someone got into them and bit every single one.
Then you'd have to kick their collective butts.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/21/06 at 2:53 pm


noooooooo this honestly wasn't a dig at the anime, or you Step, seriously.


I was just stating is all.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 2:59 pm


You never know what you are getting next.



I Like Chocolate Nougats

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/21/06 at 3:01 pm



I Like Chocolate Nougats
I like Liquors

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 3:02 pm


I like Liquors



How are they?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/21/06 at 3:03 pm



How are they?
They have a whisky taste to them.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 3:04 pm


They have a whisky taste to them.



Will they get you drunk?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/21/06 at 3:06 pm



Will they get you drunk?
No, only the taste is there.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 3:07 pm


No, only the taste is there.


I've heard of Rum Chocolates before

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/21/06 at 3:12 pm


I've heard of Rum Chocolates before
Inside the Chocolate the whisky or spirit is in liquid form.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 3:15 pm


Inside the Chocolate the whisky or spirit is in liquid form.



It's not that strong

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/21/06 at 3:16 pm



It's not that strong
Just the taste.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 3:17 pm


Just the taste.


Rum Cordials is the name,Now I remember. ::) ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/21/06 at 3:21 pm


Rum Cordials is the name,Now I remember. ::) ;D
Still as yummy as!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/21/06 at 3:23 pm


Still as yummy as!



http://www.nutsonline.com/images/items/g626.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/21/06 at 6:21 pm

I prefer toffees, creme caramels, and Butterscotch Nipples...I mean, Ripples

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/23/06 at 2:20 am


I prefer toffees, creme caramels, and Butterscotch Nipples...I mean, Ripples
Any form of chocoalte is a comforter.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Trimac20 on 07/23/06 at 9:41 am


Any form of chocoalte is a comforter.


Except Glucose-free chocolate, sugar free chocolate, medicinal chocolate, Diabetic's chocolate, Cooking Chocolate, Dog chocolate and any other chocolate you buy from the supermarket.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/23/06 at 11:56 am


Except Glucose-free chocolate, sugar free chocolate, medicinal chocolate, Diabetic's chocolate, Cooking Chocolate, Dog chocolate and any other chocolate you buy from the supermarket.
Wonders can be done with Cooking Chocolate, when cooking with it!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/23/06 at 2:42 pm


I prefer toffees, creme caramels, and Butterscotch Nipples...I mean, Ripples


http://www.rudefood.com/cat_images/ADNips_L.jpg


Yummy! ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/24/06 at 5:22 am

Only you, Howard.....

I'm gonna start referring to you as "The Duck"!
You wise-qucker!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: mugg on 07/24/06 at 8:58 am

Medals are awarded by the moderators for special recognition for stuff on the board, usually good!

what if i were to get one of them there medals, do ya think it would ever happen?   ;D

usually good... hmmm but not always good, so i gotta chance  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/06 at 9:00 am

What if the plug was pulled from the Internet and the whole system went down, what would we do?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: mugg on 07/24/06 at 9:03 am


What if the plug was pulled from the Internet and the whole system went down, what would we do?

well explane karma to me before that happens, i don't have a clue why my karma seems to be going up

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: karen on 07/24/06 at 9:13 am


well explane karma to me before that happens, i don't have a clue why my karma seems to be going up


You need to have a hundred posts beofre you can give karma to anyone.

Here's a list opf who gave out karma over the past couple of days

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=karma

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/06 at 9:15 am


You need to have a hundred posts beofre you can give karma to anyone.

Here's a list opf who gave out karma over the past couple of days

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=karma
Thanks, I was looking for that thread and you beat me to it. A Karma for you.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/06 at 9:16 am


What if the plug was pulled from the Internet and the whole system went down, what would we do?
This deserves a thread of it's own.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: karen on 07/24/06 at 9:21 am


Thanks, I was looking for that thread and you beat me to it. A Karma for you.


thanks.  it's a link at the top of the page

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/24/06 at 11:25 am


thanks.  it's a link at the top of the page


Next to the arcade link.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/24/06 at 11:25 am

What if Jiminy came back under a new name!?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: mugg on 07/24/06 at 11:32 am


What if Jiminy came back under a new name!?

Captain Stupid?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/24/06 at 11:43 am

The Quiz Show Mr & Mrs came back on the screens.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/24/06 at 4:41 pm


Only you, Howard.....

I'm gonna start referring to you as "The Duck"!
You wise-qucker!



Yep...Only Me. O0

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/24/06 at 7:40 pm

The Chicago Cubs won the World Series, the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl, the Utah Jazz won the NBA Playoffs, and Eugene became the next Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 07/24/06 at 7:49 pm


The Chicago Cubs won the World Series, the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl, the Utah Jazz won the NBA Playoffs, and Eugene became the next Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion?


I would square dance naked on the steps of the capitol with a fish bowl on my head singing "I'm a little teapot".

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/24/06 at 7:52 pm

For which one? ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 07/24/06 at 7:58 pm


For which one? ???


Cubbies.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 07/24/06 at 7:59 pm


Cubbies.



That's because you're a Cards fan, right?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 07/24/06 at 8:01 pm



That's because you're a Cards fan, right?


Your intuition is phenomenal.  ;) ;D

Yes, that is correct.

I know I'll never have to do any square dancing. Cubs will never win!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/24/06 at 8:02 pm

Yeah, and they said that about Jamaica having a bobsled team.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 07/24/06 at 8:07 pm


Yeah, and they said that about Jamaica having a bobsled team.


I'd bet on the Lebanese bobsled team before the cubs.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/25/06 at 2:53 am


I'd bet on the Lebanese bobsled team before the cubs.


Not being a fan of baseball, I'll have to take your word on it.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/25/06 at 10:28 am

uber bore David Hasselhof - currently doing a radio interview on R2 to promote his show went and jumped off the nearest pier  ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/06 at 10:34 am


uber bore David Hasselhof - currently doing a radio interview on R2 to promote his show went and jumped off the nearest pier   ::)


He hasn't yet?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/06 at 10:34 am


Captain Stupid?


That would be a very Jimmy-esque name, yes.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/25/06 at 11:56 am


He hasn't yet?


Nope but if I ever see him on a pier I'll give him a good shove straight off it

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/06 at 12:39 pm


Yeah, and they said that about Jamaica having a bobsled team.
I have seen the film.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/25/06 at 4:49 pm

the lights went out on Broadway?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/29/06 at 9:14 am


the lights went out on Broadway?
The lights went out in Piccadilly last Thursday.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/31/06 at 5:04 pm


The lights went out in Piccadilly last Thursday.


How'd that happen? :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 07/31/06 at 5:08 pm

The entire population of China sat down all at once?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 07/31/06 at 5:11 pm


The entire population of China sat down all at once?


As long as they all didn't flush at the same time.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/31/06 at 5:37 pm

I would shut up about catgirls, ninjas and anime for awhile?

(I won't)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/31/06 at 5:38 pm

I finally lost my virginity? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/31/06 at 5:39 pm


I finally lost my virginity? ;D


The world would come to an end.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/31/06 at 5:41 pm


The world would come to an end.



No It Won't. ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/31/06 at 5:41 pm


I finally lost my virginity? ;D


Or if I lost mine?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/31/06 at 5:41 pm


Or if I lost mine?


You haven't lost yours and you're younger than me. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/31/06 at 5:43 pm


You haven't lost yours and you're younger than me. ;D


Your point?  :D :D :D :D ::) ::) ::) ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 07/31/06 at 6:08 pm


Your point?  :D :D :D :D ::) ::) ::) ::)



I'm sorry,there was no point ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/31/06 at 7:36 pm



I'm sorry,there was no point ;D


Okay. :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/06 at 2:18 am

...I left right now?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/01/06 at 4:21 am

I learned how to load my pics properly into the "Show Us What You Look Like" thread?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: karen on 08/01/06 at 4:23 am


I learned how to load my pics properly into the "Show Us What You Look Like" thread?


Looks alright to me

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/01/06 at 5:57 pm

you could lose one of your senses?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/01/06 at 5:58 pm

Howard broke wind, and his avatar magically changed?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/01/06 at 5:59 pm


Howard broke wind, and his avatar magically changed?


HAHAHAHA  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/01/06 at 6:07 pm


Howard broke wind, and his avatar magically changed?


Now that would be weird. :o ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 08/02/06 at 3:26 am


Now that would be weird. :o ;D


even if just the expression on yer face changed a touch

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/02/06 at 3:30 am

I can see it now....

Howard's place....>brrrrrrfffffftttt<

"What da....? Why does my avatar look like it's got the Quaker Oatmeal guy with psychedelic colors?
Is dis what an acid trip looks like???"

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/02/06 at 4:48 pm


even if just the expression on yer face changed a touch



I didn't see it move. ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/02/06 at 5:36 pm

What if I didn't ever have to wash my hair again?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/06 at 2:13 am


What if I didn't ever have to wash my hair again?
You would save money on Shampoo

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 08/03/06 at 2:23 am

What if the if was the question instead of the what?  If what the question is what, then the if would be your answer

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/06 at 2:24 am


What if the if was the question instead of the what?  If what the question is what, then the if would be your answer
What if I reflected on answering this?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/03/06 at 3:26 am

Emo Phillips got a hold of this thread?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/03/06 at 1:30 pm


You would save money on Shampoo


That, and time in the shower and blow drying it :0)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/03/06 at 2:58 pm

Robin And I decide to move in together?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/04/06 at 11:14 am

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/waaaa.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/04/06 at 4:11 pm


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/waaaa.jpg


Is that a response?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/04/06 at 5:52 pm

What if I said goodnight?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/07/06 at 4:05 pm


What if I said goodnight?


What If I said hello?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: whistledog on 08/07/06 at 8:56 pm

What If I said nothing at all? 

As Ronan Keating once sang, "You say it best, when you say nothing at all"

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/07/06 at 9:04 pm


What If I said nothing at all? 

As Ronan Keating once sang, "You say it best, when you say nothing at all"
      http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5qes8NdEtzoAgpmjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12b88i6ji/EXP=1155088940/**http%3a//netdial.caribe.net/%7ealtieri/images/silence.jpg



just kidding Jason, but you've been sporadic and infrequent at Playful Penguin Place anyway, whats up with that? kind of doing the hit & run thing? 

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/07/06 at 9:07 pm


What If I said nothing at all? 

As Ronan Keating once sang, "You say it best, when you say nothing at all"


As did Keith Whitley, and Alison Krauss, and Tim Curry.....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/08/06 at 1:30 pm


What If I said nothing at all? 

As Ronan Keating once sang, "You say it best, when you say nothing at all"
Ronan Keating can still sing the song.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/08/06 at 4:03 pm

So can Allison and Tim.

What if....Joke contests were judged by someone who actually KNEW what "clever" was?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/08/06 at 4:13 pm

What if I posted this?

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Anime/sakakiFF.jpg

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Anime/sakakiFF.jpg

Oh wait, nevermind.... since I just did.....  :D ;D ;) :) ::) 8) :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/08/06 at 4:47 pm

What if I said goodbye?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/06 at 11:27 am

What if I went out walking when it is raining?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Trimac20 on 08/14/06 at 11:40 am

I left for a whole month? Would anyone notice me?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/14/06 at 4:41 pm

What If I finally had sex with my girlfriend? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 08/17/06 at 5:40 pm

What If I were to whore myself out to a 100 fat chicks for a $100 a pop?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/17/06 at 6:48 pm


What If I were to whore myself out to a 100 fat chicks for a $100 a pop?
you just made $10,000.  that's some good whoring.


What if?....everybody stayed online and never logged off

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: KKay on 08/18/06 at 10:24 am


you just made $10,000.  that's some good whoring.


What if?....everybody stayed online and never logged off


wait....what if?

;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/18/06 at 3:45 pm


you just made $10,000.  that's some good whoring.


What if?....everybody stayed online and never logged off



What if never happened?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/06 at 3:14 pm

...the world ran out of songs to sing?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/21/06 at 3:18 pm

What if...Michael Jackson were to run for President?

Or Richard Simmons?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/06 at 3:20 pm


What if...Michael Jackson were to run for President?

Or Richard Simmons?
If Richard Simmons were President the USA would be a fitter country.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 3:22 pm

What if I got caught with my pants down in Robin's house and Her parents came home and found me on top of her? :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 3:23 pm


What if...Michael Jackson were to run for President?

Or Richard Simmons?



I wouldn't vote for either one. :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/06 at 3:24 pm



I wouldn't vote for either one. :P
I cannot vote for either of them.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/21/06 at 3:25 pm

OK, Phillip...to hit it closer to home-

What if Graham Norton or Pete Townshend ran for Prime Minister?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 3:26 pm


I cannot vote for either of them.



Why not?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/06 at 3:29 pm



Why not?
I am a citizen of the UK, and cannot influence the political status of the USA with my vote in any form.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 3:31 pm


I am a citizen of the UK, and cannot influence the political status of the USA with my vote in any form.


What about in your state capital?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/06 at 3:33 pm


What about in your state capital?
We do have the Mayor of London, and here my vote does count

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 3:35 pm


We do have the Mayor of London, and here my vote does count


And who is that?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/06 at 3:41 pm


And who is that?
Ex-GLC Leader, Labour and Independant MP, Ken Livingstone.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 3:44 pm


Ex-GLC Leader, Labour and Independant MP, Ken Livingstone.


http://www.london.gov.uk/images/ken_smile2_small.jpg

this him?^  ???

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/06 at 3:51 pm


http://www.london.gov.uk/images/ken_smile2_small.jpg

this him?^  ???
Yes, the Newt Lover himself.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 3:52 pm


Yes, the Newt Lover himself.



How long has he been around?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/22/06 at 2:33 am

I repeat:
OK, Phillip...to hit it closer to home-

What if Graham Norton or Pete Townshend ran for Prime Minister?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 08/22/06 at 8:49 am


I repeat:
OK, Phillip...to hit it closer to home-

What if Graham Norton or Pete Townshend ran for Prime Minister?


In that situation, I'm afraid I'd end up in jail... after having killed both of them.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Rice_Cube on 08/22/06 at 8:51 am


In that situation, I'm afraid I'd end up in jail... after having killed both of them.


Ah, but what if you missed?  :o

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/22/06 at 2:56 pm


I repeat:
OK, Phillip...to hit it closer to home-

What if Graham Norton or Pete Townshend ran for Prime Minister?
I see Graham Norton running after the Prime Minister.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/22/06 at 5:44 pm

What If Mick Jagger ran for Prime Minister?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/22/06 at 5:53 pm

What if Howard ran for Prime Minister...and won?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: KKay on 08/22/06 at 6:32 pm

the aliens come?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 08/22/06 at 6:36 pm


What if Howard ran for Prime Minister...and won?


What if.. I decided to go live in a cave, somewhere in Lapland?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/22/06 at 6:36 pm


What if Howard ran for Prime Minister...and won?



That'll never happen

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/23/06 at 12:13 am


What if.. I decided to go live in a cave, somewhere in Lapland?


That would be kinda cool....

(Hah! I made a funny! Or cracked a stupid, depending on how ya look at it! Ah, double entendres!)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/23/06 at 1:01 am


What if.. I decided to go live in a cave, somewhere in Lapland?
Will it be cold in Lapland?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/23/06 at 2:03 pm

What if people knew me better? :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/23/06 at 3:16 pm


What if people knew me better? :D


What if you stopped posting catgirl images?   ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/23/06 at 3:21 pm


What if you stopped posting catgirl images?   ;D


Don't hold your breath.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/23/06 at 3:27 pm


Don't hold your breath.



Don't worry I won't.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/23/06 at 3:42 pm



Don't worry I won't.


O0

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/23/06 at 4:05 pm

What If I broke up with Robin? :o :(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/23/06 at 5:32 pm


What If I broke up with Robin? :o :(
You would spend more time online?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 08/23/06 at 6:32 pm


What if you stopped posting catgirl images?   ;D


What if I said THANK YOU HOWARD!!!!  :) :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/24/06 at 6:19 am

The Post Office started having shorter queues?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/24/06 at 1:59 pm

Martin Lawrence was actually funny?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/06 at 3:02 pm


You would spend more time online?


That could be the case

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/06 at 3:03 pm


What if I said THANK YOU HOWARD!!!!  :) :)


What if I said You're Welcome Davey.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/24/06 at 4:04 pm


What if I said THANK YOU HOWARD!!!!  :) :)


Don't hold your breath....  :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::) ::)

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Nirvana/Kurtsfinger.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Nirvana/whoamankurtcourt.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Catgirls/MP.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/06 at 4:05 pm


Don't hold your breath....  :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) ::) ::) ::)

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Nirvana/Kurtsfinger.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Nirvana/whoamankurtcourt.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Catgirls/MP.jpg
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Catgirls/Faveneko.jpg



I don't know how you get away with those things? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/24/06 at 4:08 pm



I don't know how you get away with those things? ;D


Which ones, none are pornographic.....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/06 at 4:09 pm


Which ones, none are pornographic.....



The cat girl at the bottom

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/24/06 at 4:10 pm



The cat girl at the bottom


I'll remove it from mine... you remove it from your replied post.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/06 at 4:11 pm


I'll remove it from mine... you remove it from your replied post.



I was just kidding,you can keep it. ;)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/24/06 at 4:12 pm



I was just kidding,you can keep it. ;)


Too late... I removed it. :(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/24/06 at 4:12 pm


Too late... I removed it. :(


I should've kept my mouth shut

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: KKay on 08/24/06 at 4:17 pm

ugh..more? you really need a catgirl thread.
I accuse you of hijacking the 'what if' thread for cat- promotion! ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/24/06 at 4:21 pm


I should've kept my mouth shut


It's in my photobucket account, so it doesn't really matter....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/24/06 at 4:23 pm


ugh..more? you really need a catgirl thread.
I accuse you of hijacking the 'what if' thread for cat- promotion! ::)


I surprised you also didn't accuse me of high-jacking for Nirvana-promotion, after all..... I also posted Nirvana related images.

::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: KKay on 08/24/06 at 4:24 pm


I surprised you also didn't accuse me of high-jacking for Nirvana-promotion, after all..... I also posted Nirvana related images.

::) ::) ::) ::) ::)


but you don't do it as frequently.
i saw that photobucket nirvana folder. that's a lot of nirvana!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/24/06 at 4:29 pm


but you don't do it as frequently.
i saw that photobucket nirvana folder. that's a lot of nirvana!


Well, it's being done more frequently now...

Keep in mind that those one girls with the strawberries aren't catgirls(the ones I posted in "What image is in your head?").

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: KKay on 08/24/06 at 4:33 pm


Well, it's being done more frequently now...

Keep in mind that those one girls with the strawberries aren't catgirls(the ones I posted in "What image is in your head?").

doesnt matter. i find them all creepy.  :-\\

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/24/06 at 4:36 pm


doesnt matter. i find them all creepy.  :-\\


It matters to me....

Mainly because I'm doing more variety than everyone says.

I guess all my other images are invisible to everyone else on the site, unless they're on Airrider's thread.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 08/24/06 at 6:56 pm


Well, it's being done more frequently now...

Keep in mind that those one girls with the strawberries aren't catgirls(the ones I posted in "What image is in your head?").


Heads up step..

to the rest of us, they all look the same,

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: KKay on 08/24/06 at 7:00 pm


Heads up step..

to the rest of us, they all look the same,


i was going to say that...but...i wanted to be delicate.
:(

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 08/24/06 at 7:01 pm


i was going to say that...but...i wanted to be delicate.
:(


Women - Know your limitations.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/25/06 at 3:05 am

What if...we returned to doing "What If's"?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: KKay on 08/25/06 at 9:22 am


What if...we returned to doing "What If's"?


another good idea!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/25/06 at 12:40 pm


Heads up step..

to the rest of us, they all look the same,


I feel the same way about Country music... it all sounds the same to me.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/25/06 at 1:41 pm

the Cobains were to high-jack this thread?

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Nirvana/cobains400.jpg

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/25/06 at 2:44 pm


the Cobains were to high-jack this thread?

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Nirvana/cobains400.jpg



I wouldn't care one bit

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/26/06 at 12:41 pm

...honey never existed?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/26/06 at 2:04 pm


Heads up step..

to the rest of us, they all look the same,


I'll get the rest of this out of my system.... I was just stating that not all of my posted anime images were catgirls, that's all I was stating.

;)

(I must a high maintenance type person)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/26/06 at 2:12 pm



I wouldn't care one bit


What if psycho Florida lawyer Jack Thompson highjacked this thread?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/26/06 at 2:24 pm

What if...Jack Thompson were to use Preparation H & he mysteriously disappeared?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/26/06 at 2:26 pm

...Tchaikovsky never had written such great music?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/26/06 at 2:41 pm


What if...Jack Thompson were to use Preparation H & he mysteriously disappeared?


What if I said THANK YOU, HAWKTHESLAYER!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/26/06 at 2:44 pm


What if...Jack Thompson were to use Preparation H & he mysteriously disappeared?
...I know who Jack Thompson is?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/26/06 at 2:51 pm


...I know who Jack Thompson is?


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/ThePantsAssociation/jackthompson.jpg

He's this guy, he's an opportunistic psycho lawyer. He sued 2 Live Crew for obscenities in their rap music, got Ice-T's cop killer taken off store shelves and has been attacking violent video games(Games like Doom and  Grand Theft Auto) saying that it causes people to go out on killing sprees. I don't know of any gamers that like him.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/26/06 at 2:54 pm


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/ThePantsAssociation/jackthompson.jpg


"What if...I said "Pop"?"

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/26/06 at 3:04 pm


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/ThePantsAssociation/jackthompson.jpg

He's this guy, he's an opportunistic psycho lawyer. He sued 2 Live Crew for obscenities in their rap music, got Ice-T's cop killer taken off store shelves and has been attacking violent video games(Games like Doom and  Grand Theft Auto) saying that it causes people to go out on killing sprees. I don't know of any gamers that like him.
Thanks on the info, what hasn't he moaned about?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/26/06 at 3:07 pm


Thanks on the info, what hasn't he moaned about?


I hope he never looked into anime....

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 08/26/06 at 9:40 pm


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b352/ThePantsAssociation/jackthompson.jpg

He's this guy, he's an opportunistic psycho lawyer. He sued 2 Live Crew for obscenities in their rap music, got Ice-T's cop killer taken off store shelves and has been attacking violent video games(Games like Doom and  Grand Theft Auto) saying that it causes people to go out on killing sprees. I don't know of any gamers that like him.


Get in the ring, get in the ring, get in the ring, GET IN THE RING!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/26/06 at 9:45 pm

That man looks like someone who hasn't seen a vagina since the day he was born.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/26/06 at 9:48 pm


That man looks like someone who hasn't seen a vagina since the day he was born.


But he ain't a virgin!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Buckinghammm on 08/26/06 at 10:00 pm


But he ain't a virgin!


It's true, he has a son.





That man looks like someone who hasn't seen a vagina since the day he was born.


I find it interesting that you seemingly can tell the sexual status of a person simply by looking at them.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/Frozenfire7/The%20Lord%20of%20the%20Universe/MyactorsSUCK.jpg

What about this kid?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/26/06 at 10:01 pm



http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/Frozenfire7/The%20Lord%20of%20the%20Universe/MyactorsSUCK.jpg

What about this kid?




BAHAHA! I'm guessing he doesn't get ANY.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/26/06 at 10:02 pm




BAHAHA! I'm guessing he doesn't get ANY.



=P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/27/06 at 7:54 am

...did go and find something to eat, instead of sitting here all day?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/27/06 at 8:54 am




BAHAHA! I'm guessing he doesn't get ANY.


*Cough* Beth, you know better than that.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/28/06 at 3:35 am


I find it interesting that you seemingly can tell the sexual status of a person simply by looking at them.



*The Karma God smiles upon you, and rewards your comment*

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/28/06 at 3:45 am

.....laryngitis were a communicable disease?


Edit: Who am I kidding?  My sister would just sign-language me to death.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/28/06 at 3:49 am

There were a car engine made to run off of methane?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/28/06 at 3:39 pm

What if the weasel actually went "pop"?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/28/06 at 3:41 pm


What if the weasel actually went "pop"?



That would make the song quite true-to-life, no?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/28/06 at 4:15 pm



That would make the song quite true-to-life, no?



weasels die but they don't pop

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/28/06 at 4:25 pm

Is that like "weasels wobble, but they don't fall down"?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/28/06 at 4:28 pm


Is that like "weasels wobble, but they don't fall down"?


I don't know

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/28/06 at 4:30 pm

It's not "weasels" that wobble.  It's Weebles.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/28/06 at 5:19 pm

I got to listen to "Buffy's Pregnant" in it's entirety.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/28/06 at 5:41 pm

C A T really spelled dog? :D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/28/06 at 6:37 pm


C A T really spelled dog? :D


OK, Ogre...I caught the "ROTN" reference!

What if.....we all could set aside our differences, and live together in peace and harmony?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/28/06 at 6:38 pm


OK, Ogre...I caught the "ROTN" reference!

What if.....we all could set aside our differences, and live together in peace and harmony?


O0 O0 O0

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/28/06 at 6:40 pm


It's not "weasels" that wobble.  It's Weebles.


Who says weasels don't wobble?

You ever see one that sniffed too much bacon grease?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/28/06 at 7:00 pm

I was under the impression you were talking about the children's toy Weebles, wherein the song goes "Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down". 


The only weasel I've ever laid eyes on was my ex-boyfriend.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/28/06 at 7:08 pm

What if the world stopped spinning?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/29/06 at 10:25 am

If the moon was made of cheese could we take a bite?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/29/06 at 3:25 pm


If the moon was made of cheese could we take a bite?
It would be a long way to go if you were hungry?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 08/30/06 at 3:20 pm

Ranma got pregnant in his female form and then changed back into male?

(Gets shot by Rumiko Takahashi)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/30/06 at 3:26 pm


Ranma got pregnant in his female form and then changed back into male?

(Gets shot by Rumiko Takahashi)




What if we knew what the heck you were talking about?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/30/06 at 3:42 pm

He refers to the Japanime cartoon "Ranma 1 1/2".

I've seen it...I didn't really care for it.

What if...the scenario surrounding the basis for "Escape From New York" really happened?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/30/06 at 4:24 pm


It would be a long way to go if you were hungry?



To even travel for a bite of cheese

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/30/06 at 6:55 pm

What if.....llamas held elections to see who was "Top Llama"?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/31/06 at 2:05 pm

...I suddenly left the boards?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 2:59 pm


...I suddenly left the boards?



I'd cry.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/31/06 at 5:07 pm



I'd cry.
No need to, I will always be here.

I hope.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/31/06 at 5:09 pm

...Philip Eno sent Simon Cowell a Balinese Slapping Fish?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/31/06 at 5:10 pm


...Philip Eno sent Simon Cowell a Balinese Slapping Fish?
...it would to have to be anonymously

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/31/06 at 5:11 pm


...it would to have to be anonymously


I wouldn't expect it any other way.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/31/06 at 5:12 pm

What if I said goodnight?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 5:30 pm

... I made 7000 posts today?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 5:33 pm

.. I made 4000 posts today? Or possibly the early hours of tomorrow.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 5:41 pm

^ we're both fairly close to hitting our new thousand marks?

... I spend a lot of money tonight shopping? (very easily can happen)  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 5:46 pm

..I moved one closer to 4000? And was a temporary post-whore.  ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 5:49 pm

^ it appears we go into postwhore mode when we're this close - I tend to do that a lot, when my post count nears a new mark  ;D


... what if I were to get there (7000 posts) within the next 5 minutes?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/31/06 at 5:50 pm

....I actually get the desire to go downstairs and get another Diet Coke?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 5:51 pm


....I actually get the desire to go downstairs and get another Diet Coke?


..I asked you to grab me a beer and a sandwhich?

^^ Yeah, it's funny. Actually, this is the first one I've noticed, the others I kinda sailed past.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/31/06 at 5:54 pm


..I asked you to grab me a beer and a sandwhich?



.....if I told you to go f*ck yourself and get it your own damn self?  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 5:54 pm



.....if I told you to go f*ck yourself and get it your own damn self?  :)


.. I said I wished I could.  ;D (F*ck myself that is)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/31/06 at 5:55 pm


.. I said I wished I could.  ;D (F*ck myself that is)



If you could f*ck yourself, we'd never see you again.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 6:03 pm



If you could f*ck yourself, we'd never see you again.


I'd be locked in the bathroom, but I wouldn't be very clean.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 6:20 pm

... I were to congratulate Davey for his 4000th post? Yay  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 6:21 pm


... I were to congratulate Davey for his 4000th post? Yay  8)


and what If I were to congratulate you for yours.  :)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/31/06 at 7:50 pm

I were to hit my 3,000th, and someone noticed?

Davey- Way to go, man! Don't take a bow- you'll disappear completely!  :D

Hot Stuff- I bet you are! Nicely done!  8)

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: KKay on 09/01/06 at 10:57 am

what if....no one signed on and we dropped down the big boards list?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Step-chan on 09/01/06 at 1:54 pm

there were floppy discs that actually hold more than 1000+KB?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/01/06 at 1:55 pm

Every lawyer in the world were like Jack Thompson, and Tipper Gore were elected President?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 5:16 pm


what if....no one signed on and we dropped down the big boards list?





Now that's a problem

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/01/06 at 5:18 pm

Life were one giant game show?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/01/06 at 5:20 pm

my sister learned to follow direction?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 6:22 pm


Life were one giant game show?


The Price Is Right?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/02/06 at 8:06 am


The Price Is Right?
I'll watch it!

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/04/06 at 9:19 am

What if Life were The Hollywood Squares?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/06 at 12:24 pm


What if Life were The Hollywood Squares?
Can that be the same as Celebrity Squares?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 2:24 pm


Can that be the same as Celebrity Squares?




yeah you could say that

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: deadrockstar on 09/05/06 at 2:27 pm

What if God made a boob so big, even he couldn't fit his hand around it? http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/05/06 at 2:27 pm




yeah you could say that
I used too enjoy Celebrity Squares

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 2:29 pm


What if God made a boob so big, even he couldn't fit his hand around it? http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif



I could put my mouth around it. :P

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/06/06 at 3:50 am


What if God made a boob so big, even he couldn't fit his hand around it? http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif


Kindly leave my mother out of this!

YES, my mom really WAS the top Dolly Parton Lookalike ntertainer, for almost 15 yrs.
YES, my mom has big boobs.
YES, they're real. (Please ask not how I know this...there are some things a son shouldn't know...)
YES, I was the only one out of us 3 kids who was breast-fed.
YES, the similarities between my mom and my wife are enough to frighten me half-insane...

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: deadrockstar on 09/06/06 at 11:50 am


Kindly leave my mother out of this!

YES, my mom really WAS the top Dolly Parton Lookalike ntertainer, for almost 15 yrs.
YES, my mom has big boobs.
YES, they're real. (Please ask not how I know this...there are some things a son shouldn't know...)
YES, I was the only one out of us 3 kids who was breast-fed.
YES, the similarities between my mom and my wife are enough to frighten me half-insane...


What? ;D

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/06/06 at 4:40 pm

What if Columbus discovered something else?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/07/06 at 5:16 am


What? ;D


I'm quite serious about this.

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Howard on 09/07/06 at 3:22 pm


I'm quite serious about this.




serious about what?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/07/06 at 9:44 pm

What if...Howard reviewed my comments in this thread, to understand what I was serious about?

Subject: Re: What if?

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/07/06 at 9: