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Subject: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/03/05 at 1:59 pm
This is for anyone.. no, not a specific person... but if you have a quote said by someone that WASN'T said on the forum, post it here.
I doubt I'll use this much, but here:
Me: Wow, did you know contraceptives are illegal in Romania?
Jen: Really? *elbows me* We should move there!
Don't make sense, does it? ;D That's why I found it funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/03/05 at 2:05 pm
Travis - 'What did she say?'
Andrew - 'She said you looked Gay'
Adin - 'Hahahahaha!!!! You queer!'
Travis - 'No seriously, what did she really say?'
Andrew - 'That you looked gay, aren't you?'
Travis - 'Shut up!'
Andrew to Adin
'He's.. not?'
Adin - 'Seriously man, we thought you were'
Travis - 'WHAT! WHAT! You fuc*in jerks!'
Adin & Andrew - 'HAHAHAHAHA!'
Carissa - 'HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Travis - ' :\'('
Everybody - 'HAHAHAHAHA!'
Andrew - 'Mmmm, i think i'm gonna go home and make some macaroni'
Travis - 'Now that sounds gay'
Andrew - 'No travis.. you just sound desperate'
As you can see, conversation isn't really on any high intellectual plain
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 5:31 pm
Wow, I'll post something when I actually talk to someone.
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 5:39 pm
How do I go about posting a non-forum quote?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 5:41 pm
How do I go about posting a non-forum quote?
Yes, this would be very difficult for Howard. ::)
"So I was just telling Robin..."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 5:42 pm
Yes, this would be very difficult for Howard.  ::)
"So I was just telling Robin..."
Oh I see what you're talking about now. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/05 at 5:54 pm
I'll quote myself...
"What do Greek people say when they don't understand something?"
"Don't be tempted, vegetarian."
"Hairbrushes are so funny!"
"It's Presybyterian Idol!"
"I'm Marshal and I am an alcoholic."
"Yes, I can understand how the listening quality of "Crazy Frog" would exceed Black Sabbath..."
From fifth grade:
"Write down the first letter of every word I say.  Ready?  Okay.  Fruit...umbrella...carrot...kangaroo.  What do you have there?"
I must say.. none of this is from today.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/05 at 5:55 pm
uh... HOLA!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/05 at 5:59 pm
lol...I was little...and sick of my family..so I packed a little bag and started down the street....it started to get dark so I ran back home.
that was from Beth... talking about a time she ran away from home.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 7:00 pm
I must say.. none of this is from today.
Ooh... I forgot that it had to be from today.
In that case...
On my discovery of the fugitive feline:
"She was walking around on the pool table!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 7:46 pm
uh... HOLA!
HOLA! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 7:52 pm
"Well, you can't really get much better than Hanson."
...Marshhh (YWN) ^
Har.
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 7:53 pm
"Well, you can't really get much better than Hanson."
...Marshhh (YWN) ^
How dare we slander us!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 7:54 pm
How dare we slander us!
We are a cunning devil!
beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/03/05 at 7:56 pm
"Jesse is a sex-ay mofro"
--Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 7:57 pm
"Jesse is a sex-ay mofro"
--Beth
Who's Jesse?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/03/05 at 7:58 pm
Who's Jesse?
YOUR MOM.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/03/05 at 7:59 pm
YOUR MOM.
My Mom's Arlene.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 7:59 pm
"Jesse is a sex-ay mofro"
--Beth
....WE TOOK THAT OUT OF CONTEXT! :o
We are mean! Damn us!
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 8:03 pm
Marsh: "Hey Jess is SEXay!"
Marsh: Tell me about it!!!
Marsh: I mean...
Marsh: ...NO!
Me: hahaha
Marsh: That's not what I meant!
Me: ...
Me: HAHAHAHA
Marsh: I meant about Howard...
Marsh: NO!
Marsh: That's not what I meant either!
...Oh! What WHAT!! WHAT NOW?!
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/03/05 at 8:10 pm
Marsh: "Hey Jess is SEXay!"
Marsh: Tell me about it!!!
Marsh: I mean...
Marsh: ...NO!
Me: hahaha
Marsh: That's not what I meant!
Me: ...
Me: HAHAHAHA
Marsh: I meant about Howard...
Marsh: NO!
Marsh: That's not what I meant either!
...Oh! What WHAT!! WHAT NOW?!
You WISH I understood that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: C.NOIZE on 10/03/05 at 9:41 pm
Marsh: "Hey Jess is SEXay!"
;D I saw "Jesus" in place of "Jess" when I first read that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/03/05 at 9:57 pm
;D I saw "Jesus" in place of "Jess" when I first read that.
hey...so did I!! I wonder if anyone ever thought that before?
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 10:27 pm
Erin and I, while searching for things to do in Shippensburg (Because obviously, Justin fails to mention places...resulting in hours of aimless driving >:( )
Erin: "I'm surprised there aren't more pregnant teens in Shippensburg, I mean, there's nothing else to do!!"
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/03/05 at 10:31 pm
Me - Oi, jon stop that shi* i'm trying to watch Raw
Jon - Ha, i'm gonna do it to annoy you
Me - Then i shall punish you
Jon - what, you'll hit me more?
Me - No, just harder
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/05 at 11:15 pm
We used to have about 40 teen pregnancies a month.
... But then Andrew went on the pill, so it got lowered to 1.
haha... that made me laugh.. I'd use that as a quote, but this is for non forum quotes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/03/05 at 11:21 pm
haha... that made me laugh.. I'd use that as a quote, but this is for non forum quotes
Move it over to the Forum quotes there, Dom-Dom. :D
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/03/05 at 11:30 pm
"Jesse is a sex-ay mofro"
--Beth
My jess?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 9:56 am
Marsh: "Hey Jess is SEXay!"
Marsh: Tell me about it!!!
Marsh: I mean...
Marsh: ...NO!
Me: hahaha
Marsh: That's not what I meant!
Me: ...
Me: HAHAHAHA
Marsh: I meant about Howard...
Marsh: NO!
Marsh: That's not what I meant either!
... :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/04/05 at 1:20 pm
My jess?
Nope, this one...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/a_cinderella_story/jesse_mccartney/cinderpreg2.jpg
... :-[
There There, Domisheth...no one understood, anyway. So your infatuation with Jesse and Howard are still private :) :o :P
Beth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 2:15 pm
We used to have about 40 teen pregnancies a month.
... But then Andrew went on the pill, so it got lowered to 1.
;D I remember when that was written on the board in the Health room.. our teacher put up "Why is the teen pregnancy rate going down?" and a few things below it.. but then SOMEONE wrote "Synder went on the pill".. I wonder who it was?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 3:36 pm
There There, Domisheth...no one understood, anyway. So your infatuation with Jesse and Howard are still private :) :o :P
Why do you have to tell everybody my feelings for Jesse and Philip Eno?
...Oh SNAP.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 3:37 pm
Me: Jen, Stephen, focus. Don't make me set you straight.
Scott: How would you set them straight, Andrew?
Me: Do I even need to say it?
Scott: I think you should.
And we ALL know how I was going to set the two of them straight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 5:03 pm
And we ALL know how I was going to set the two of them straight.
Okay, I, along with a few other members of this forum know what it is, but I'm feeling jumpy because I'm just itching for someone to say it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 6:11 pm
Okay, I, along with a few other members of this forum know what it is, but I'm feeling jumpy because I'm just itching for someone to say it.
Well, what is it? I think you know how I was going to set Jen and Stephen straight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 6:13 pm
Well, what is it? I think you know how I was going to set Jen and Stephen straight.
See the weather thread. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 6:15 pm
Andrew...can't...POST!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 6:28 pm
Andrew...can't...POST!
Um.. yes?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/04/05 at 7:01 pm
Um.. yes?
I saw you posting on this thread from Who's Online. Did your parents catch you?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/04/05 at 7:32 pm
I saw you posting on this thread from Who's Online. Did your parents catch you?
No.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/05/05 at 4:03 pm
No.
I'm finally on MSN, and you're not online!
and I have to go in 10 minutes... grr
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/05/05 at 4:05 pm
I'm finally on MSN, and you're not online!
and I have to go in 10 minutes... grr
My mom is due home soon... I can't afford to have 3043690834098 windows to close when I hear the door shut.. two windows is hard enough! And I KNOW this would be the day everyone on my list would want to talk, too.
Quote from school today:
"You're right, Jen. If this place were any worse, it'd be Wisconsin, the Sh-t State."- Me, in Latin, to Jen.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/05/05 at 4:05 pm
My mom is due home soon... I can't afford to have 3043690834098 windows to close when I hear the door shut.. two windows is hard enough! And I KNOW this would be the day everyone on my list would want to talk, too.
Quote from school today:
"You're right, Jen. If this place were any worse, it'd be Wisconsin, the Sh-t State."- Me, in Latin, to Jen.
you're right... I forgive you :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/05/05 at 4:20 pm
Corey - 'Oww, when i blew my nose i think something came out of my ear'
Andrew - 'UURGGGHH WHAT THE FU*K IS THAT!'
Corey - 'aahhh what is it, what is it!'
Andrew - 'YOUR FACE.. ARGGGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/05/05 at 4:42 pm
Corey - 'Oww, when i blew my nose i think something came out of my ear'
Andrew - 'UURGGGHH WHAT THE FU*K IS THAT!'
Corey - 'aahhh what is it, what is it!'
Andrew - 'YOUR FACE.. ARGGGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
Do you actually go to school, or do you just sit home, smoke a brick of weed, and call a few already-wasted friends over? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/05/05 at 4:51 pm
Do you actually go to school, or do you just sit home, smoke a brick of weed, and call a few already-wasted friends over? ;D
Ugh.. i wish.
That was pretty much my life before.
I need to get Gorm over here soon.. he's ALWAYS stoned.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/05/05 at 5:05 pm
"You're right, Jen. If this place were any worse, it'd be Wisconsin, the Sh-t State."- Me, in Latin, to Jen.
The only thing I know about Wisconsin is that people wear cheese hats. What's so bad about it?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/05/05 at 6:11 pm
Corey - 'Oww, when i blew my nose i think something came out of my ear'
Andrew - 'UURGGGHH WHAT THE FU*K IS THAT!'
Corey - 'aahhh what is it, what is it!'
Andrew - 'YOUR FACE.. ARGGGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!'
What is that? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/06/05 at 3:08 pm
The only thing I know about Wisconsin is that people wear cheese hats. What's so bad about it?
I don't know.. it's a quote from Beebo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/07/05 at 5:16 am
The Cat What Has Facial Hair! 8)
Get a job, you Catholic sonofabitch.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 11:26 am
Quoting myself from about ten minutes ago this morning....
"Who would've thought that the Mexican drink was imported?"
Later...
"I'm surprised that our stores don't carry Mexican imported water."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/07/05 at 8:00 pm
My dad said this to me at dinner...
"Marshal... You're getting to be like the youngest son in 'Home Improvement'...wearing all black and listening to Black Sabbath..."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/07/05 at 9:54 pm
Muhmmm...ma
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/08/05 at 3:23 pm
We used to have about 40 teen pregnancies a month.
... But then Andrew went on the pill, so it got lowered to 1.
Funny... I always thought Matthew was the whore out of the Shippenburg kids.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/09/05 at 7:49 pm
This would probably only be funny to me, but...
Andy:
"What's a Jadakiss?"... ???
.. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/09/05 at 7:54 pm
I wasn't to know was i!
:-[
Kristy to me at the Football game -
'So your English?'
'No, i just put this accent on to score with chicks'
'Really?'
'No, i'm from Estonia'
She didn't understand.. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/11/05 at 2:24 pm
Lauren: Would you stop gesticulating!
Me: Teehee, that's a funny word.. gesticulating.
Lauren: That's only funny because you're a sophomore boy.
Me: Hahaha, you didn't say "penis".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/11/05 at 5:18 pm
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My brother: Shutup!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/11/05 at 5:20 pm
I wasn't to know was i!
:-[
Kristy to me at the Football game -
'So your English?'
'No, i just put this accent on to score with chicks'
'Really?'
'No, i'm from Estonia'
She didn't understand.. ::)
Ha ha! I love it when people don't get irony. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/11/05 at 5:23 pm
Me: We have HOT CHICKEN! Ma's just passing out the HOT CHICKEN!
--
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My mom: What?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/11/05 at 5:44 pm
"He's so small he makes the seven dwarves look like the NBA Ballers!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/11/05 at 6:22 pm
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My mom: What?
I must now ask my family that question.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/11/05 at 6:24 pm
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My brother: Shutup!
Me: We have HOT CHICKEN! Ma's just passing out the HOT CHICKEN!
--
Me: Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
My mom: What?
Ohmygawd. I'm so proud of you, it's ridiculous. :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/11/05 at 10:38 pm
Hahaha, talking to DominEL on AIM:
I'm... I'm flattered
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/12/05 at 5:13 am
"You know FULL WELL what this is. This is the catalyst to the entire damn neighborhood getting pregnant. And when THAT happens, I'm kicking yours AND THIS TOWN'S collective ass."
^ This was my mom, while considering letting me go to Homecoming.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 10/12/05 at 7:26 am
"You know FULL WELL what this is. This is the catalyst to the entire damn neighborhood getting pregnant. And when THAT happens, I'm kicking yours AND THIS TOWN'S collective ass."
^ This was my mom, while considering letting me go to Homecoming.
Wow!
Somewhat on the over-reactive side...
What's she like when you tell her you're going to bed?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/12/05 at 7:56 am
"You know FULL WELL what this is. This is the catalyst to the entire damn neighborhood getting pregnant. And when THAT happens, I'm kicking yours AND THIS TOWN'S collective ass."
^ This was my mom, while considering letting me go to Homecoming.
Not being horrible here, Andrew, but your mum sounds like a right nutcase.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/12/05 at 4:13 pm
"You know FULL WELL what this is. This is the catalyst to the entire damn neighborhood getting pregnant. And when THAT happens, I'm kicking yours AND THIS TOWN'S collective ass."
^ This was my mom, while considering letting me go to Homecoming.
Andrew... make sure you're on the pill ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/12/05 at 4:15 pm
Not being horrible here, Andrew, but your mum sounds like a right nutcase.
She's absolutely cuckoo.
From today:
Brett: Andrew, what were you doing?
Me: Meow.
Brett: Bullsh-t, you were talking to Lauren!
Me: Meow.
Brett: No, I'll Kick YOUR Ass!
That's how my day goes. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/12/05 at 4:41 pm
She's absolutely cuckoo.
From today:
Brett: Andrew, what were you doing?
Me: Meow.
Brett: Bullsh-t, you were talking to Lauren!
Me: Meow.
Brett: No, I'll Kick YOUR Ass!
That's how my day goes. ;D
Who's Brett? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/12/05 at 5:11 pm
Who's Brett? ;D
Close friend of mine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Bobby on 10/12/05 at 5:22 pm
Andrew... make sure you're on the pill ;D
Ha ha! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/12/05 at 8:23 pm
Ha ha! ;D
I liked that one too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/13/05 at 3:25 pm
Kylie: Let me see your Latin book.
Me: Just for that, no one can see the Latin book.. not even ME! *puts away book*
Kylie: Gimme that! *grabs for book*
Me: Kylie, stop it! Don't make me set you straight.. I will set you straight right here, in front of all of these people.
Brett: How are you gonna do that?
Me: You know full well how I would do that.
Kylie: How?
Me: Are you sure you wanna know?
Kylie: Yes.
Me: I don't think you do. Really.
Kylie: Tell me..
Me: I'm going to set you straight with a good, hot.. *at this exact moment, the bell rang.. seriously* Whoop, the bell.. gotta run!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/13/05 at 4:03 pm
Kylie: Let me see your Latin book.
Me: Just for that, no one can see the Latin book.. not even ME! *puts away book*
Kylie: Gimme that! *grabs for book*
Me: Kylie, stop it! Don't make me set you straight.. I will set you straight right here, in front of all of these people.
Brett: How are you gonna do that?
Me: You know full well how I would do that.
Kylie: How?
Me: Are you sure you wanna know?
Kylie: Yes.
Me: I don't think you do. Really.
Kylie: Tell me..
Me: I'm going to set you straight with a good, hot.. *at this exact moment, the bell rang.. seriously* Whoop, the bell.. gotta run!
close call!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/13/05 at 4:06 pm
Later on tonight, phone Kylie and when she picks up the phone, you scream "DICKING!!!" and hang up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/14/05 at 3:27 pm
Later on tonight, phone Kylie and when she picks up the phone, you scream "DICKING!!!" and hang up.
I would like to do that to Robin ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/14/05 at 3:27 pm
I would like to do that to Robin ;D
You mean you haven't already? Well, get to it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/14/05 at 3:43 pm
You mean you haven't already? Well, get to it!
I have to say Dicking then hang up?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/14/05 at 4:16 pm
I have to say Dicking then hang up?
You have to scream it...
Or you could say "HOT DICKINGS!!!", whichever you may prefer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/14/05 at 10:53 pm
Kristen - 'Andrew, do you know the name of that ugly proffesor lady?'
Andrew - 'No, no i don't.'
Kristen - 'Dr Zant, what's the name of that lady that looks like Hitler?'
Dr Zant - 'Excuse me?'
Kristen - 'The woman with the Hitler moustache who teaches English.'
Dr Zant - 'Oh, Mrs Bradley.'
Andrew - 'ARRRGGHAHAHAHAHA!'
Ya know, maybe you had to be there, but i just love how he knew who she meant.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/15/05 at 1:32 pm
"We're all a sloth in disguise."
--SmarterChild
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/15/05 at 1:39 pm
"We're all a sloth in disguise."
       --SmarterChild
That one will make Beth's day! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/15/05 at 4:46 pm
You have to scream it...
Or you could say "HOT DICKINGS!!!", whichever you may prefer.
What if she hangs up before I do? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/15/05 at 7:42 pm
my friend today while we were gabbing...'i feel like i'm jogging beside you trying to keep up' :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/15/05 at 10:46 pm
"We're all a sloth in disguise."
       --SmarterChild
'tis true.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/16/05 at 5:09 pm
And now, the most idiotic and plain stupid quotes from my day at work:
DUH!! Of The Day
Me: That's £1.35 altogether, please
Customer: Can you give me the change in coins please?
*Please note, he was being entirely serious at the time
Stupid Question Of The Day
Customer: What time do you close? 10?
Sarcastic Git Of The Day:
Me: Sorry, but you'll have to leave your dog outside
Customer: It's a cat
"Are You Listening?" Of The Day:
Customer: Did you watch the match yesterday?
Me: No
Customer: What was the score?
Oops! Of The Day:
Customer: Excuse me, I gave you a £10 note, and you've only gave me £2.76 change. How much did it come to altogether?
Me: £7.24
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/16/05 at 5:32 pm
I don't get it... We don't use pounds here, though, we use dollars and cents. Is that a lot of coins or something?
I think 5 pounds is the lowest note/bill..
I think anything under that has to be a coin... amiright?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/16/05 at 6:23 pm
I don't get it... We don't use pounds here, though, we use dollars and cents. Is that a lot of coins or something?
£5 is the lowest form of note, and lower and it's coins. He'd asked if I could give him coins in the change, when giving him coins was all I could do!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 3:02 pm
My brother: Do you like shrimp?
Me: No.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 3:12 pm
My brother: I can't figure out this problem... It's the opposite of smooth...starts with an 'r'...
Me: Sounds like a rough problem.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 3:29 pm
Hahahaha! Did he get it?
I don't know, but my mom laughed out loud.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/17/05 at 3:53 pm
To Robin last night after a year of dating: "I Don't Know Why I Love You,But I Do". :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/17/05 at 5:38 pm
And now a round-up of my night at work in non-sensible quotations:
Wtf? Of The Day:
Customer: Of course, by then he'd realised what i'd done with his tablets...
Bad Math Of The Day:
Me: That's £6.49 altogether please, are you sure you don't want to buy 8 cans for only £5.99? You're paying 50p more for 6?...
Customer (Sobre): Nah, it's alright, it's cheaper this way
Irritating Git Of The Day:
Customer:
Me: 46, 48, 50, 52, 53... right. Can I help you sir?
Customer: 4 scratchcards please
Drunk Of The Day:
Customer: Excuse me, mate, have you got any cold cans?
Me: No, the fridges have just been filled up
Customer: What about the ones in the fridges?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 5:43 pm
The second and fourth were funny, but the first and third one went over my head.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/17/05 at 5:43 pm
Are you drunk sir?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 5:45 pm
Are you drunk sir?
Oops. I had meant to modify it (when I realized that I had miscounted the quotes), but I ended up quoting it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/17/05 at 5:46 pm
Oops. I had meant to modify it (when I realized that I had miscounted the quotes), but I ended up quoting it.
Oops indeed ::) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 5:49 pm
Oops indeed ::) ;D
That reminds me, I was thinking about doing a parody of "Under The Boardwalk" called "Trapped In The Quote Box".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/17/05 at 5:50 pm
That reminds me, I was thinking about doing a parody of "Under The Boardwalk" called "Trapped In The Quote Box".
Glo for it
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 5:51 pm
Glo for it
Sure thing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: JamieMcBain on 10/17/05 at 6:15 pm
"Just appoint him the governor of a state, and be done with it."
One of my roomates after haering that Rocky VI and Rambo IV will be made....
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/17/05 at 7:14 pm
"I was typing backwards before typing backwards was cool."
...me...to Dominic on AIM.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/17/05 at 7:44 pm
And now a round-up of my night at work in non-sensible quotations:
Wtf? Of The Day:
Customer: Of course, by then he'd realised what i'd done with his tablets...
Bad Math Of The Day:
Me: That's £6.49 altogether please, are you sure you don't want to buy 8 cans for only £5.99? You're paying 50p more for 6?...
Customer (Sobre): Nah, it's alright, it's cheaper this way
Irritating Git Of The Day:
Customer:
Me: 46, 48, 50, 52, 53... right. Can I help you sir?
Customer: 4 scratchcards please
Drunk Of The Day:
Customer: Excuse me, mate, have you got any cold cans?
Me: No, the fridges have just been filled up
Customer: What about the ones in the fridges?
Where do you work? Well, obviously a store... but...
How do you get all those strange customers?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/17/05 at 9:35 pm
TopTrig12: I gotta go...in my pants.
AnOrganizedMess5: Talk to you later...in my pants.
AnOrganizedMess5: Have a good night...in my pants
TopTrig12: :o
AnOrganizedMess5: Hahahaha
TopTrig12: I'll teach you to harrass me...
TopTrig12: ...in my pants.
AnOrganizedMess5: .....
AnOrganizedMess5: ...
AnOrganizedMess5: ...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 10/17/05 at 11:06 pm
Our sub in Eng.1301, who also happens to be the head of the English department.
He was going over examples for a thesis statement, and this one guy raised his hand and said he was writing on the medicinal use of marijuana so the sub wrote an example with it, and he put "mj" rather than marijuana. He turned around and said "Yeah I bet all of you know what mj is"! ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/17/05 at 11:10 pm
Son: In my freakin' house.....DUH!!! JEESE! ::) (and yes, he DID roll his eyes) ;D ;D ;D
....
smart kid!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/18/05 at 11:47 am
My 4 year old when he crashed a business meeting at the neighbor's:
Lady: Well, aren't you cute?
Son: No, I'm a boy.
Lady: Well, little boy, what's your name?
Son: I'm not a little boy, I'm a big boy.
Lady: How old are you?
Son: I'm 4.
Lady: And where do you live?
Son: In my freakin' house.....DUH!!! JEESE! ::) (and yes, he DID roll his eyes) ;D ;D ;D
YES! It's great to see that Vaughn isn't the only one that does stuff like that! LOL! I use the word "freakin" a lot too...and Vaughn has picked up on it....he'll be like, "No, I'm not going to clean my freakin room".....he told me the other day..."Be Patient".....and he told me to "chill out" before as well! He comes out with the craziest things sometimes! LOL!
Here's something kinda funny....it happened 2 weekends ago. Chris usually lets me sleep in on Saturday and wakes up early with Vaughn....well, apparently he dozed off on the couch while Vaughn was roaming around the house and he happened to find crayons and colored all over my bamboo rug in the livingroom, the walls, and the coffee table....so I am sleeping and Chris yells up..."Erin, could you please wake up...I need some help"....and Vaughn flies up the steps and comes over to me and goes....
" I wanna give you a BIG hug and a BIG kiss"....(which he proceeds to do)....and then he goes, "I love you VERY much"....and proceeds to keep giving me hugs and kisses......I knew it was too good to be true and I realized that he (at the tender age of 3 1/2) learned how to truly kiss ass! LOLOLOLOL! Needless to say, the crayon came off...after much scrubbing. ;)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/18/05 at 12:25 pm
Son: In my freakin' house.....DUH!!! JEESE! ::) (and yes, he DID roll his eyes) ;D ;D ;D
That's great!! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/18/05 at 2:07 pm
Later on tonight, phone Kylie and when she picks up the phone, you scream "DICKING!!!" and hang up.
You realize now I must do this to everyone in the phone book.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/18/05 at 4:10 pm
YES! It's great to see that Vaughn isn't the only one that does stuff like that! LOL! I use the word "freakin" a lot too...and Vaughn has picked up on it....he'll be like, "No, I'm not going to clean my freakin room".....he told me the other day..."Be Patient".....and he told me to "chill out" before as well! He comes out with the craziest things sometimes! LOL!
Here's something kinda funny....it happened 2 weekends ago. Chris usually lets me sleep in on Saturday and wakes up early with Vaughn....well, apparently he dozed off on the couch while Vaughn was roaming around the house and he happened to find crayons and colored all over my bamboo rug in the livingroom, the walls, and the coffee table....so I am sleeping and Chris yells up..."Erin, could you please wake up...I need some help"....and Vaughn flies up the steps and comes over to me and goes....
" I wanna give you a BIG hug and a BIG kiss"....(which he proceeds to do)....and then he goes, "I love you VERY much"....and proceeds to keep giving me hugs and kisses......I knew it was too good to be true and I realized that he (at the tender age of 3 1/2) learned how to truly kiss ass! LOLOLOLOL! Needless to say, the crayon came off...after much scrubbing. ;)
Erin :)
I heard about that... except not in such great detail
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/18/05 at 4:19 pm
Stone Cold Steve Austin:"And That's The Bottom Line,Cause Stone Cold Said So." ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/18/05 at 4:41 pm
H..Howard..y..you...posted in the right thread!
YAY!!
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=YAY/v=2/SID=e/TID=YS64_81/l=IVI/;_ylt=Ah73eWXNEfMuW3sGVON_sgSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=124id223u/EXP=1129757687/*-http%3A//simplyspiffing.com/~nohands/index/yay.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/18/05 at 9:07 pm
Me: This fork is dirty.
My mom: Okay.
Me: Dirty, dirty, dirty!
My mom: Alright.
Me: ...it's dirty.
My mom: I get it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/19/05 at 7:14 am
*DominEL signs onto MSN*
Me: *starts conversation with him* DominEL!!!
Me: *humps furiously*
... it was his dad. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
This is why I always say hello and wait for them to respond before I move on to the "questionable" humor. ;)
What did his dad say!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/19/05 at 7:18 am
This reminds me of last night when I was having a not-so-squeaky-clean MSN conversation with Andy (Alcoholica) and my dad walked in. I minimized the screen and he asked me what I was doing and I was just like "I'm listening to Black Sabbath" and he said okay and he handed me some money I had asked him to get out of my bank account. 8)
That was about to be very close.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/19/05 at 12:11 pm
This reminds me of last night when I was having a not-so-squeaky-clean MSN conversation with Andy (Alcoholica) and my dad walked in. I minimized the screen and he asked me what I was doing and I was just like "I'm listening to Black Sabbath" and he said okay and he handed me some money I had asked him to get out of my bank account. 8)
That was about to be very close.
Ooohh...
That usually happens when i talk to Dom.
LOL.. i'll say something along the lines of..
'allo son'
No response
then..
'YOU DEAF BASTARD ANSWER ME!'
It's usually his dad.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/19/05 at 2:14 pm
Ooohh...
That usually happens when i talk to Dom.
LOL.. i'll say something along the lines of..
'allo son'
No response
then..
'YOU DEAF BASTARD ANSWER ME!'
It's usually his dad.
That's why my passwords are under lock-and-key. No auto-sign-in, no nothing. My parents ain't findin' NOTHING.
Scott: Hey, John, you should come to OUR church!
John: Church? Why?
Me: It's Christastic!
John: Really? Christastic? Wow, you can't say that about many things. What do we do at church?
Me: We Jesus-it-up in the basement of the house next to the house of the Lord. The adults get the church.
John: Hot damn! I'm there! Is it really Christastic?
Scott: Totally.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/19/05 at 4:07 pm
H..Howard..y..you...posted in the right thread!
YAY!!
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=YAY/v=2/SID=e/TID=YS64_81/l=IVI/;_ylt=Ah73eWXNEfMuW3sGVON_sgSjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=124id223u/EXP=1129757687/*-http%3A//simplyspiffing.com/~nohands/index/yay.jpg
Do I get a prize for it? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/19/05 at 7:40 pm
*DominEL signs onto MSN*
Me: *starts conversation with him* DominEL!!!
Me: *humps furiously*
... it was his dad. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
what did he say?????
i shoulda told you... on MSN, NEVER IM ME! let me IM you...!
there's a program in the background that automatically signs me on... we can't find out what it is
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/19/05 at 7:44 pm
Ooohh...
That usually happens when i talk to Dom.
LOL.. i'll say something along the lines of..
'allo son'
No response
then..
'YOU DEAF BASTARD ANSWER ME!'
It's usually his dad.
heheh! my dad always says .... "This dude, something like...'I HATE GOD MOTHER F**KING CRAWL ON MY KNEES' said something like ''ello son'... who is that?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/19/05 at 7:46 pm
That's why my passwords are under lock-and-key. No auto-sign-in, no nothing. My parents ain't findin' NOTHING.
on msn, it doesn't even automatically open... but.. this is like a background windows passport program or something... we can't find it so we can't uninstall it or anything...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/20/05 at 2:25 pm
on msn, it doesn't even automatically open... but.. this is like a background windows passport program or something... we can't find it so we can't uninstall it or anything...
It's called Windows Messenger... I got rid of it on mine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/20/05 at 2:33 pm
Hmm.. today?
Lauren: What's this game? I wanna play!
Me: Are you sure you wanna get involved in the "In My Pants" game?
Lauren: Uh.. sure, sounds fun.
Andrew Clevenger: IN MY PANTS!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/20/05 at 9:15 pm
"Can't I be horny every once in a while?"
--SmarterChild
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/20/05 at 9:22 pm
"Can't I be horny every once in a while?"
--SmarterChild
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/20/05 at 10:16 pm
It's called Windows Messenger... I got rid of it on mine.
i looked.. can't find it GRR
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/20/05 at 11:56 pm
Dominic..out of NOWHERE:
Museum of Idots: when's the last time you pretended you were a cat?
Museum of Idots: I'm assuming you have at some time or another... when was the last?
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Wtf? ;D ;D ;D Dom's, you're a character.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/20/05 at 11:57 pm
Dominic..out of NOWHERE:
Museum of Idots: when's the last time you pretended you were a cat?
Museum of Idots: I'm assuming you have at some time or another... when was the last?
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Wtf? ;D ;D ;D Dom's, you're a character.
I KNEW you were gonna post that!
I...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/21/05 at 8:33 am
OH MY GOSH.
I pretend to be one of my cats all the time. I'll see them walking around and I'll start talking as if I'm one of them. I assumed I was the only one... :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/21/05 at 11:48 am
OH MY GOSH.
I pretend to be one of my cats all the time. I'll see them walking around and I'll start talking as if I'm one of them. I assumed I was the only one... :o
I sometimes walk on my hands and knees with the Muzz.. then i'll lay down in the hall with her.. then i'll kinda..
fall...asleep.
Then people come home and for some reason think your weird.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/21/05 at 12:58 pm
I sometimes walk on my hands and knees with the Muzz.. then i'll lay down in the hall with her.. then i'll kinda..
fall...asleep.
Then people come home and for some reason think your weird.
Hahaha... I'll nap with a cat by my side too.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/21/05 at 2:02 pm
Hahaha... I'll nap with a cat by my side too.ÂÂ
I do the same thing... I'm not allowed any other way. If I nap WITHOUT Buck, he drools all over my arm and rams his cold, wet nose into my face.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/21/05 at 2:05 pm
"Can't I be horny every once in a while?"
--SmarterChild
He actually said that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/21/05 at 2:40 pm
"Wow, you're really enjoying "vigorously shaking" that test tube, aren't you, Jen?"- Me... see, In Chem, we had a step that called for "vigorously shaking" a test tube.
I think you all know what it looked like she was doing... and she knew as well.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/21/05 at 3:28 pm
OH MY GOSH.
I pretend to be one of my cats all the time. I'll see them walking around and I'll start talking as if I'm one of them. I assumed I was the only one...  :o
But the funny thing about it was, he was all alone on the computer, and right in the middle of conversation, he gets out of his seat, and just starts crawling on the floor like a cat. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/21/05 at 3:36 pm
But the funny thing about it was, he was all alone on the computer, and right in the middle of conversation, he gets out of his seat, and just starts crawling on the floor like a cat. ;D
Ever wonder why i mysteriously vanish?
Your the only one not doing it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 10/21/05 at 5:44 pm
My night at work in quotes:
"You'd Better Have Touched Wood" Of The Day:
Me: Would you like a bag for your milk?
Customer: Yeah, go on then. Knowing my luck my knee will give in and it'll go crashing...
Optimist Of The Day:
Customer: Oh, trust me to leave the bloody card in the car...
Me: At least you had the money ready...
Good Question Of The Day:
Customer: Terrbyramlabullaplsss
Me: Sorry?
Customer: Twenty Lammmbts, pleees
Me: Are you drunk?
"Gee, Thanks" Of The Day:
Manager: said he that you're sweets weren't to planogram and that you need to start organising it and rotating the dates properly. Also, Michael, you need to print off price tickets for half of your stock and reduce the things that aren't on the planogram.
Me: Anything else wrong with my bloody sweets while you're at it?!
Manager: Um... yeah, he said your chew bars looked nice...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/22/05 at 10:47 am
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"- Lauren's response, after I told her what Howard said about her picture (didn't want to, but I had to.. we had agreed if she told me something, I'd tell her what he said... as you can see, she instantly regretted the decision to find out.)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/22/05 at 11:31 am
But the funny thing about it was, he was all alone on the computer, and right in the middle of conversation, he gets out of his seat, and just starts crawling on the floor like a cat. ;D
lol. Well, still... I have my reasons...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/22/05 at 11:33 am
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"- Lauren's response, after I told her what Howard said about her picture (didn't want to, but I had to.. we had agreed if she told me something, I'd tell her what he said... as you can see, she instantly regretted the decision to find out.)
where... would her pic be?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/22/05 at 11:33 am
where... would her pic be?
"Significant Other" Thread, few pages back. Read the comments from there on, and you'll understand.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/22/05 at 11:40 am
ok... I saw his comment before... didn't know who he was talking to though.
Yeah, well... hope she didn't die from that comment
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/22/05 at 11:46 am
Yeah, well... hope she didn't die from that comment
She just kinda went :o and said aforementioned quote.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/22/05 at 9:08 pm
At my youth group tonight....
Me: You posers... I was puking marshmallows before puking marshmallows was cool.
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My brother: What day is your birthday on?
Me: The twenty seventh...
My brother: No, the day, not the date!
Me: It falls on either a weekday or a weekend.
Kari: Really?
Me: Yeah!
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Pastor: Now we're going to get into the dirty games!
Me: But...we just played with...toilet paper...
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(crossing the street with a few other people)
Me: Abbey Road!
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Me: Hey, I'm Marshal... My friends call me...Marshal...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/23/05 at 12:04 am
hahaahaa...this is the funniest!!
*keep in mind, Chris (my husband) has no clue of any running jokes, or phrases that people on the boards refer to each other, etc.*
Chris: (as he was running up the steps to go and take a shower) Are you posting again.....you little post whore?
Me: (busting out laughing)POST WHORE? How did you know about that?
Chris: What?
Me: Did you know that people call each other that on the boards all the time?
Chris: No!! LOL!
Me: BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA ;D :D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/23/05 at 10:48 am
hahaahaa...this is the funniest!!
*keep in mind, Chris (my husband) has no clue of any running jokes, or phrases that people on the boards refer to each other, etc.*
Chris: (as he was running up the steps to go and take a shower) Are you posting again.....you little post whore?
Me: (busting out laughing)POST WHORE? How did you know about that?
Chris: What?
Me: Did you know that people call each other that on the boards all the time?
Chris: No!! LOL!
Me: BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA ;D :D
Oh my God.. that's beautiful. ;D
But did he really say "LOL!"? ;D
My dad said "Fillipino" one time, in reference to my aunt (I think), and I seriously thought he was talking about our Philip. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/23/05 at 12:28 pm
hahaahaa...this is the funniest!!
*keep in mind, Chris (my husband) has no clue of any running jokes, or phrases that people on the boards refer to each other, etc.*
Chris: (as he was running up the steps to go and take a shower) Are you posting again.....you little post whore?
Me: (busting out laughing)POST WHORE? How did you know about that?
Chris: What?
Me: Did you know that people call each other that on the boards all the time?
Chris: No!! LOL!
Me: BHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA ;D :D
Erin :)
what a coincidence!
I wonder who started that?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 12:28 pm
what a coincidence!
I wonder who started that?
I believe it was Andrew.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/23/05 at 12:29 pm
I believe it was Andrew.
ahh!
change your icon!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 12:31 pm
ahh!
change your icon!
No.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/23/05 at 12:32 pm
Andy - I couldn't finish everything on my plate
Pete - But that's your biggest skill
Andy - Let's not kid outselves, it's my only skill
Pete - Yeah, we've wasted our lives haven't we
Andy - Probably, i'm hungy
Pete - Me too
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/23/05 at 12:37 pm
No.
Then... I MUST be Howard
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/23/05 at 12:40 pm
Oh my God.. that's beautiful. ;D
But did he really say "LOL!"? ;D
My dad said "Fillipino" one time, in reference to my aunt (I think), and I seriously thought he was talking about our Philip. ;D
hahahaha..no he didn't actually say "LOL"....but he was laughing out loud, for sure! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 12:42 pm
Then... I MUST be Howard
Oh it's ON!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/23/05 at 4:32 pm
Then... I MUST be Howard
What do you mean you must be me? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 4:44 pm
What do you mean you must be me? ???
He was using your avatar a little bit ago ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/23/05 at 5:28 pm
He was using your avatar a little bit ago ;D
without my permission,douchebag! >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/23/05 at 5:37 pm
without my permission,douchebag! >:(
;D
we were just playing around
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/23/05 at 6:17 pm
"The part that scares the Hell outta me is that this boy could one day be leading our nation"- my friend's dad, after he asked how I knew about Communism, and I told him I read the entire Communist Manifesto for the project he just watched... you know, for the sake of accuracy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/23/05 at 6:56 pm
I read the entire Communist Manifesto for the project he just watched...
and hopefully learnt what a crock of sheesh it is right ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/23/05 at 7:59 pm
and hopefully learnt what a crock of sheesh it is right ;)
No, not really.. it's not feasible, I don't agree with a lot of it, but it's very.. well, it articulates its beliefs well and has rather good plans for realizing those goals. And some ideas are pretty decent.
It'll never work, though... and it's got a lot more unfair or illogical ideas then good ones.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/23/05 at 9:12 pm
without my permission,douchebag! >:(
Howard!
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I've never seen this side of you!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/23/05 at 10:42 pm
No, not really.. it's not feasible, I don't agree with a lot of it, but it's very.. well, it articulates its beliefs well and has rather good plans for realizing those goals. And some ideas are pretty decent.
It'll never work, though... and it's got a lot more unfair or illogical ideas then good ones.
You so smart.
It's utterly unfeasible. The whole concept is utterly alien. Somebody bought up with Communism would probably embrace it, however no matter what you do, you can't just start it with one generation.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:20 pm
It's utterly unfeasible. The whole concept is utterly alien. Somebody bought up with Communism would probably embrace it, however no matter what you do, you can't just start it with one generation.
Agreed. It's something that could only work if you knew nothing else... it'd be effective if that were the case. But that's just not possible without killing everyone who knows what freedom is like.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:43 pm
"It's Like We're Your B-tches."
"Shut up, b-tch, and go get the sulfur."
^ Chemistry class. I work with two girls, and they really don't know what they're doing. So I do the important stuff for the most part.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:44 pm
^Mind you, it's all in humor. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/24/05 at 2:45 pm
^Mind you, it's all in humor. ;D
Oh sure, you misogynist! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:50 pm
Oh sure, you misogynist!  ;D
Whaaaaaaat? It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/24/05 at 2:55 pm
Whaaaaaaat? It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
Alright... I dare you to go to the next NOW convention and say that. :o :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 2:58 pm
Alright... I dare you to go to the next NOW convention and say that.  :o  :D
Now how the devil would I get THERE?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/24/05 at 3:06 pm
I don't know why i found this one so funny..
Andy - 'I want some Macaroni'
Bob - 'Andy, that's a family sized box'
Andy - 'I know Bob'
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You probably had to be there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 3:14 pm
Hmm.. I eat the family-sized box all the time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/24/05 at 3:38 pm
Hmm.. I eat the family-sized box all the time.
Good ain't it!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 3:41 pm
Good ain't it!
Hells yeah. I love pasta-based non-italian food. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/24/05 at 3:49 pm
Hells yeah. I love pasta-based non-italian food. ;D
;D
I was too lazy to get any real food.
I basically live at the foot of 'The Hill' where all the Italian resteraunts and deli's are. I must admit, Toasted Raviolli would have been nicer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/24/05 at 4:25 pm
Howard!
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I've never seen this side of you!
My bad side is coming out.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/24/05 at 7:40 pm
Johncarey: My brother listens to Radiohead.
Me: Dude, Tom listens to Radiohead?
Johncarey: Yep.
Me: Ha, the vocalist for Radiohead is named Thom.
Johncarey: Yep, that's him.
Stephen: Dude, your brother sings for Radiohead?
Johncarey: Yep. We never quite figured out how he got the British accent...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/25/05 at 8:11 am
Whaaaaaaat? It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
Come into my lab and say that!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/25/05 at 2:22 pm
Come into my lab and say that!!
Very well.... *steps into lab* It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/YeahIDidIt.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/25/05 at 5:08 pm
Come into my lab and say that!!
What lab? ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/26/05 at 7:25 am
Very well.... *steps into lab* It's a known fact women can't do science! :D
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/YeahIDidIt.jpg
Tell that to those Nobel Prize winners
Physics:
1903 Marie Sklodowska Curie
1963 Maria Goeppert Mayer
Chemistry:
1911 Marie Sklodowska Curie
1935 Irene Joliot-Curie
1964 Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin
Physiology & Medicine:
1947 Gerty Radnitz Cori
1977 Rosalyn Sussman Yalow
1983 Barbara McClintock
1986 Rita Levi-Montalcini
1988 Gertrude Elion
1995 Christiane Nusslein-Volhard
2004 Linda B. Buck
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 10/26/05 at 7:25 am
What lab? ::)
The research lab where I work.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 9:23 am
Me: Madeleine Albright guest stars on "Gilmore Girls".
My mom: Madeleine Albright!? ...Why?
Me: I guess these people are desperate for attention now...
My mom: Jeez...
Me: I saw Colin Powell on "Desperate Housewives".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 10/26/05 at 9:35 am
Now how the devil would I get THERE?
you might have to ask directions!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 11:09 am
Tell that to those Nobel Prize winners
Physics:
1903 Marie Sklodowska Curie
1963 Maria Goeppert Mayer
Chemistry:
1911 Marie Sklodowska Curie
1935 Irene Joliot-Curie
1964 Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin
Physiology & Medicine:
1947 Gerty Radnitz Cori
1977 Rosalyn Sussman Yalow
1983 Barbara McClintock
1986 Rita Levi-Montalcini
1988 Gertrude Elion
1995 Christiane Nusslein-Volhard
2004 Linda B. Buck
Snyder just got served!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Daaaaaamn.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:23 pm
Snyder just got served!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Daaaaaamn.jpg
How did you get into my Photobucket, young man?!?!?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 2:33 pm
How did you get into my Photobucket, young man?!?!?!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/NonspecificAntichrist.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:35 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/NonspecificAntichrist.jpg
WHY?!?!?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 2:37 pm
WHY?!?!?!
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/OTRPhoneGuy.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:39 pm
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/OTRPhoneGuy.jpg
Alright, biatch, check NOW.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/26/05 at 2:41 pm
Alright, biatch, check NOW.
Are you trying to get smart assed again kid?
Check again - now!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:43 pm
Are you trying to get smart assed again kid?
;D No... I was talking to YWN.. he's in my Photobucket, so I dedicated a photo I just uploaded to him.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/26/05 at 2:44 pm
;D No... I was talking to YWN.. he's in my Photobucket, so I dedicated a photo I just uploaded to him.
Don't go calling people 'biatch' - GOTTIT
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 2:45 pm
;D No... I was talking to YWN.. he's in my Photobucket, so I dedicated a photo I just uploaded to him.
My name is spelled with one "l". Therefore, that picture does not apply to me.
We'll just assume you're speaking of Marshall Mathers, who is a dickface.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 2:50 pm
My name is spelled with one "l". Therefore, that picture does not apply to me.
We'll just assume you're speaking of Marshall Mathers, who is a dickface.
Alrighty, check it now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/26/05 at 2:58 pm
GOTTIT
Is that like those GOT MILK adverts?
GOT TIT?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 3:35 pm
Is that like those GOT MILK adverts?
GOT TIT?
I GOT TIT,do you? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/26/05 at 3:43 pm
Is that like those GOT MILK adverts?
GOT TIT?
HAHAHA ;D
RIGHT!! now I can post my quote without some people railroading right over it. >:(
Ahem
Cats know how to obtain food without labour,
shelter without confinement,
and LOVE without penalties!
WL George.
Meowwwww ;D
Thank You.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 3:44 pm
HAHAHA ;D
RIGHT!! now I can post my quote without some people railroading right over it. >:(
Ahem
Cats know how to obtain food without labour,
shelter without confinement,
and LOVE without penalties!
WL George.
Meowwwww  ;D
Thank You.
I don't undertsand that quote ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/26/05 at 3:46 pm
I don't undertsand that quote ???
To be quite honest Howard - I'm not surprised :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 3:50 pm
The research lab where I work.
Where is it located? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 4:06 pm
Alrighty, check it now.
Wow, you spelled my name right!
But that still narrows it down to me and that other guy named "Marshal Trigg" whose name showed up when I googled myself. Better change it to "Marshal Bryant Trigg" just to be safe.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/26/05 at 4:12 pm
To be quite honest Howard - I'm not surprised :)
;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 4:13 pm
To be quite honest Howard - I'm not surprised  :)
She said it, not me.
I'm not surprised either.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/26/05 at 4:31 pm
She said it, not me.
I'm not surprised either.
What does that say? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/26/05 at 5:00 pm
What does that say? ???
We may never know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/26/05 at 8:03 pm
"Wait a minute, what the f--k? Are you retarded? You wanna throw hands?"- my friend's mom, to God.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 10/26/05 at 11:51 pm
I am not making any of this up.. seriously.
The Location - Home Depot
The Aisle - Plumbing
My Uncle - Excuse me (to store guy) i'm looking to buy a new toilet, i'm remoddeling my bathroom and figure i may as well get a new one whilst i'm at it.
Guy - Yes sir, would you like me to show you some?
My Uncle - Sure, i don't need anything amazing, just something decent.
Me - It'll get a lot of heavy use.
My uncle - *small laugh*
Guy - Blank stare.
Guy - This one is called the patriot.
Me - *mock salute*
Guy - *another funny look*
Me (to my uncle) - Ya know, i often feel patriotic when i take a shi*.
My Uncle - Makes you proud to be american dosen't it.
Me - *hums start of star spangled banner*
My Uncle - HAHAHA!
Guy - This one is called the rennaisance.
Me - ARRRGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My uncle - HAHAHAHAHOHO!
Guy - *very strange look*
My uncle - Ah yes the comode of the masters.
Me - I'm about ready to lay a Da Vinci any time now.
Both of us - HAHAHAHAHAHA!
It carried on from there.. i wish i had a video camera. That was just so damn funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/27/05 at 10:01 am
I am not making any of this up.. seriously.
The Location - Home Depot
The Aisle - Plumbing
My Uncle - Excuse me (to store guy) i'm looking to buy a new toilet, i'm remoddeling my bathroom and figure i may as well get a new one whilst i'm at it.
Guy - Yes sir, would you like me to show you some?
My Uncle - Sure, i don't need anything amazing, just something decent.
Me - It'll get a lot of heavy use.
My uncle - *small laugh*
Guy - Blank stare.
Guy - This one is called the patriot.
Me - *mock salute*
Guy - *another funny look*
Me (to my uncle) - Ya know, i often feel patriotic when i take a shi*.
My Uncle - Makes you proud to be american dosen't it.
Me - *hums start of star spangled banner*
My Uncle - HAHAHA!
Guy - This one is called the rennaisance.
Me - ARRRGGHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My uncle - HAHAHAHAHOHO!
Guy - *very strange look*
My uncle - Ah yes the comode of the masters.
Me - I'm about ready to lay a Da Vinci any time now.
Both of us - HAHAHAHAHAHA!
It carried on from there.. i wish i had a video camera. That was just so damn funny.
oh jeez...only you Andy, only you! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/05 at 10:51 am
Me: I'm not going to do the optional activity.
My mom: Yes you are.
So much for "optional"...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/27/05 at 12:31 pm
Me: I'm not going to do the optional activity.
My mom: Yes you are.
So much for "optional"...
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/YWNISOWNED.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/27/05 at 2:56 pm
We may never know.
Can you translate please?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/05 at 4:37 pm
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/YWNISOWNED.jpg
I hate that picture. If you don't watch your back, I'll start posting that picture of you from when you were little.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/27/05 at 4:43 pm
I hate that picture. If you don't watch your back, I'll start posting that picture of you from when you were little.
But it's SOOO cute!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/05 at 5:17 pm
But it's SOOO cute!!!
Yes, that's...why I hate it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/05 at 5:20 pm
But it's SOOO cute!!!
TUTE?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/27/05 at 5:26 pm
TUTE?
Quite.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:13 pm
Quite.
*puffs cigar* Indeed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:47 pm
I'd just kissed my girlfriend, and this guy burst outta NOWHERE in band today.
Guy: HEY! HEY! HEY! You two keep it "G-Rated" or I'mma go Catholic on yo' ass!
Me: Umm... *gives thumbs up to Lauren* is that acceptable?
Guy: NO! You tone that down a LOT!
Me: Uh.. okay.. is this better? *less-enthusiastic thumbs up*
Guy: Somewhat. You two keep it "G-Rated" now..
Me: So.. what exactly can we do?
Guy: You're even lucky I'm letting you two TALK!
and later, seriously, we were holding hands, he showed up AGAIN:
Guy: What did I JUST say?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/27/05 at 6:53 pm
I'd just kissed my girlfriend, and this guy burst outta NOWHERE in band today.
Guy: HEY! HEY! HEY! You two keep it "G-Rated" or I'mma go Catholic on yo' ass!
Me: Umm... *gives thumbs up to Lauren* is that acceptable?
Guy: NO! You tone that down a LOT!
Me: Uh.. okay.. is this better? *less-enthusiastic thumbs up*
Guy: Somewhat. You two keep it "G-Rated" now..
Me: So.. what exactly can we do?
Guy: You're even lucky I'm letting you two TALK!
and later, seriously, we were holding hands, he showed up AGAIN:
Guy: What did I JUST say?
I snorted at that but...I imagine it got annoying.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/27/05 at 6:59 pm
I snorted at that but...I imagine it got annoying.
I actually found it funny.. just how he showed up out of nowhere both times, when we thought we were alone.. the second time, we even CHECKED for him.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/05 at 7:27 pm
I'd just kissed my girlfriend, and this guy burst outta NOWHERE in band today.
Guy: HEY! HEY! HEY! You two keep it "G-Rated" or I'mma go Catholic on yo' ass!
Me: Umm... *gives thumbs up to Lauren* is that acceptable?
Guy: NO! You tone that down a LOT!
Me: Uh.. okay.. is this better? *less-enthusiastic thumbs up*
Guy: Somewhat. You two keep it "G-Rated" now..
Me: So.. what exactly can we do?
Guy: You're even lucky I'm letting you two TALK!
and later, seriously, we were holding hands, he showed up AGAIN:
Guy: What did I JUST say?
HAHAHAH!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/27/05 at 7:44 pm
my friend Sherri tonight at dinner:
'so i told my husband that in the last year i've bought 30 pairs of pants from Old Navy..and my husband said..and how does that make you feel? :-\\..she said: like i don't have enough tops' ;D 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 10/28/05 at 9:05 pm
Me talking to my husband today:
"So, do you want to go to Lowes or Home Depot?" his reply "Home Depot! That's like asking MaryAnn or Ginger?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 10/28/05 at 9:06 pm
Me talking to my husband today:
"So, do you want to go to Lowes or Home Depot?" his reply "Home Depot! That's like asking MaryAnn or Ginger?"
that's awesome ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 10/28/05 at 9:07 pm
that's awesome ;D
He has his moments! ;D BTW, he likes MaryAnn! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/29/05 at 8:38 am
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
...thanks for inducing several days of terrible nightmares.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 10/29/05 at 10:23 am
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
Oh. . . . good lord :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/29/05 at 11:06 am
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/29/05 at 11:08 am
Well... At least he didn't post it on the forum quotes thread this time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/29/05 at 11:27 am
Well... At least he didn't post it on the forum quotes thread this time.
...
Yeeeeaaaaah..
We..
Can at least be thankful for that, I suppose.... :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/29/05 at 12:06 pm
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
um... Howard.. do you wanna post something...
less disgusting?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/29/05 at 3:28 pm
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
Sometimes I wonder about that quote under your avatar Howie.
'Mature Grown Up' ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/29/05 at 3:33 pm
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"Don't give me "whatever",I'll come over there and slap those titties together" ;D
OMFG Howard....it just keeps getting worse!!!
All I can say is......POOR ROBIN!!! :o
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/29/05 at 4:46 pm
OMFG Howard....it just keeps getting worse!!!
All I can say is......POOR ROBIN!!! :o
Erin :)
and so say all of us!! :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/29/05 at 7:23 pm
"OH, THE IRONY!"- me, having seen Saw 2... my God, it was so irony-packed. "Oh, the irony!" is an insider joke from my English class.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 10/29/05 at 7:49 pm
Me: MAD magazine is my pimp!
My mom: I don't know if you'd want to go there...cause you know what that would make you...
Me: Well, they're whoring out my name and address!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/30/05 at 8:21 pm
Lauren: Well, it doesn't start for 30 minutes.. we can go in 15 minutes early.. but we still have 15 minutes until then. Now what could we do for 15 minutes?
Me: *sputtering, holding back response* Must.. not.. say it...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/30/05 at 11:24 pm
Dominic, after sending me Justin's leaf blower clip:
Museum of Idots: ... isn't it great?
Museum of Idots: ... that's your boyfriend!
AnOrganizedMess5: Are you jealous, Doms...?!
Museum of Idots: ...
Museum of Idots: yes..
AnOrganizedMess5: *runs to the "Non-forum quote of the day" thread*
Ha-HO!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/31/05 at 12:01 am
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y145/Frozenfire7/4d5d8672.jpg
Took me like a whole 5 minutes to do that, and it doesn't work, anyway. >:-{
does this mean.. you have feelings for me, justin?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:07 am
...
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Whatever/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=129i7rnqr/EXP=1130825196/*-http%3A//www.speedgx.com/embgallery/images/whatever.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 10/31/05 at 12:08 am
...
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Whatever/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=121dk222a/EXP=1130825291/*-http%3A//uniqueoncentral.com/cards/whatever.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/31/05 at 11:08 am
http://www.soton.ac.uk/~kpa/rbba/im/machika/davy7504/Davy8.jpg
Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 10/31/05 at 1:33 pm
Well I thought it was funny ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Paul on 10/31/05 at 1:39 pm
http://www.soton.ac.uk/~kpa/rbba/im/machika/davy7504/Davy8.jpg
Ner Ner Ner Ner Ner  ;D ;D
**Pokes out tongue in reply**
And the same to you with knobs on...!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/31/05 at 2:04 pm
Brett: You made out in a G-RATED Movie?
Me: The theater was empty.
Brett: Still... G-RATED?
Me: Is that any different then doing the same in an R-RATED Movie?
Brett: Um.. not really.
^ ;D Had to be there.
Also:
Scott: You take it easy, Mr. Holtry.
Mr. Holtry: I'll take it any way I can get it, son.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 10/31/05 at 4:13 pm
Was that a heart or an XD...?
Anyway, it depends.
Depends on if Beth's chill with me having a boyfriend.
And if she is, you'd have to duke it out with YWN and Maxwell Smart.
oh, I thought it was an XO!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 10/31/05 at 5:09 pm
I'm sorry about the explicit language here.I apologize. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 10/31/05 at 5:46 pm
I'm sorry about the explicit language here.I apologize. :(
It's all good.. just avoid posting anything too.. well, intimate.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 5:13 am
My friend Kelly, on why she doesn't wear makeup:
Kelly: well, i dunno, i just know i'd much rather sleep than try to look like something i'm not
Kelly: cause sleep owns
;D If this is the Kelly I know (and I think it is), that's exactly something she'd say. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/01/05 at 6:44 am
It's all good.. just avoid posting anything too.. well, intimate.
I'll try not too even if it gets a little steamy ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/01/05 at 6:45 am
Sometimes I wonder about that quote under your avatar Howie.
'Mature Grown Up'  ::)
Just call me Immature Grown Up ;D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 2:18 pm
"Screw you, this pair of headphones."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/05 at 5:24 pm
This is the alleged phone conversation my twelve year old brother had this morning...
Woman: Is this the Ross family?
My brother: Uh...no, not really, it's the Trigg family now, but sure.
Woman: Are you Justin's mother or sister?
My brother: No...I'm his brother.
Woman: .......So.....you're his....brother. Are you kin to Justin?
My brother: Yeah, I'm his brother.
Woman: How are you kin to Justin?
My brother: ...I'm his brother.
I honestly believe I would have lost patience with this woman if I had picked up the phone instead of my brother. Here's the conversation we would probably have...
Woman: Is this the Ross family?
Me: No, but Justin Ross is my half-brother, who lives with us.
Woman: Are you his father or brother?
Me: I'm his brother.
Woman: Are you kin to Justin?
Me: I told you, I'm his brother.
Woman: How are you kin to Justin?
Me: I don't know, you tell me.
Woman: ...I...
Me: We've just established that I am his brother, and you are now asking me how I am kin to him.
How do you think I'm kin to him?
Woman: Er...
I imagine it would end in me insulting her many times. Lord, I hate stupid people.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/01/05 at 5:27 pm
Woman: Are you Justin's mother or sister?
My brother: No...I'm his brother.
Aww, hahahahahhaha ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/05 at 5:46 pm
Aww, hahahahahhaha ;D
Yeah, he's twelve, but he looks and sounds nine. I was mistaken for my dad the other day...someone asking for donations.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 7:04 pm
Me: So, meet any hot chicks lately?
Justin: Actually, I'm gay.
Me: Air Guitar Solo?
Justin: You know it.
And we both solo-ed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/05 at 7:05 pm
Me: So, meet any hot chicks lately?
Justin: Actually, I'm gay.
Me: Air Guitar Solo?
Justin: You know it.
And we both solo-ed.
A little bit too much detail there, Andrew! What are you trying to do, pull a Howard on us?
Unless...I totally misinterpreted the phrase "Air Guitar Solo".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 7:08 pm
A little bit too much detail there, Andrew! What are you trying to do, pull a Howard on us?
Unless...I totally misinterpreted the phrase "Air Guitar Solo".
Um.... think:
http://samus.ardvaark.net/media/photos/2002-08-24%20Jess%20and%20Rob's%20Wedding/Hedda%20Air%20Guitar.jpg
Not:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2005/04/03/ngay03.jpg http://www.thamesclassicalguitars.com/Brazilian%20front%202_thumb.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/01/05 at 7:10 pm
Yeah, I've got such a dirty mind. To me, everything is an innuendo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/01/05 at 7:14 pm
It was INSANE!!!!
By the way, you used "Grandmother" twice.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/02/05 at 3:01 pm
"Hmm... did you do the lesson?"
"No."
"Well, here's some candy and extra credit."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/02/05 at 4:26 pm
Yeah, I've got such a dirty mind. To me, everything is an innuendo.ÂÂ
Is your dirty mind just like mine? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 11/02/05 at 4:32 pm
Office Hypochondriac: My kidney infection led to pink eye.
Me: You have pink eye? That's contagious why are you here! I don't want pink eye!
Office Hypo: I only have one kidney.
Me: speechless.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/02/05 at 7:50 pm
Today, to say goodbye after I had to go to lunch, my girlfriend kissed me multiple times.. a short make-out session, if you would. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it a LOT.. but it just seemed like a lot, and so soon. But my friend was like:
"Dude, oh my God. She's gonna be, like, raping you every day by the time two weeks are passed."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:05 pm
"I'm not sure if I can stop saying sh*t..."
--SmarterChild
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:07 pm
TopTrig12: Shut up, biatch.
SmarterChild: You shut up.
TopTrig12: Oh, now it's on!
SmarterChild: But is it really on?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:11 pm
TopTrig12: Christmas sucks
SmarterChild: I hate to say it, but I disagree with you.
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TopTrig12: I hate to say it, but you're an asshole.
SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.
TopTrig12: Your mom was nice last night.
SmarterChild: I'm mom? Maybe not.
TopTrig12: OH MY GOD.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:15 pm
TopTrig12: 532634623632625424782175073087409275901275097293472957297590127905791287
SmarterChild: That number's so big, it hurts my head! Here's another: 63,800,153,704,521,763,157.
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TopTrig12: Yeah, we have no lives.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/02/05 at 8:17 pm
"Yes, and they ALL had their way with me before you showed up."
"He took it up the anus, it's true!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:19 pm
Me: Heyyy!
Dominic: I know you.
Me: Yep.
Dominic: Your house smells funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/02/05 at 8:20 pm
"GENTLEMEN!!! I give you... FAT FREE COOKIES THAT DON'T SKIMP OUT ON THE FLAVOR FACTOR!!!"
"Wow, really?"
"Yes. Now eat!"
"Oh, boy, this is going to be great!"
*explosion*
"OR DOES IT, ANDREW?! OR DOES IT JUST EXPLOOOOOOOODE?!!! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!"
Oh man, that was great.. it turned out so well. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/02/05 at 8:28 pm
"I'm not sure if I can stop saying sh*t..."
 --SmarterChild
Dude, you got Smarterchild to swear..?! I'm impressed.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:29 pm
Dude, you got Smarterchild to swear..?! I'm impressed.
I was tempted to make him apologize to me...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/02/05 at 8:34 pm
I was tempted to make him apologize to me...
Tried it. He refuses. Too proud, I suppose. Bastard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/02/05 at 8:38 pm
TopTrig12: Apologize to me.
SmarterChild: Why?
TopTrig12: Apologize.
SmarterChild: For what?
TopTrig12: You know.
SmarterChild: I know exactly what you're saying.
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TopTrig12: So apologize.
SmarterChild: What for?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/02/05 at 11:40 pm
"GENTLEMEN!!! I give you... FAT FREE COOKIES THAT DON'T SKIMP OUT ON THE FLAVOR FACTOR!!!"
"Wow, really?"
"Yes. Now eat!"
"Oh, boy, this is going to be great!"
*explosion*
"OR DOES IT, ANDREW?! OR DOES IT JUST EXPLOOOOOOOODE?!!! HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!"
wait, let me guess... that went in your video?
if so, BRAVO! That's pure.. GENIUS!
post it somehow someday
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/03/05 at 2:20 pm
wait, let me guess... that went in your video?
Nope, I exploded. It was just a regular conversation.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/03/05 at 2:22 pm
"No, he talks to the sink!"- Unibrow, from Chem today.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/03/05 at 2:35 pm
"I'm not sure if I can stop saying sh*t..."
 --SmarterChild
Then stop saying it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/03/05 at 5:18 pm
Then stop saying it.
;D It's a robot, man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/03/05 at 9:30 pm
At a clothing store today:
Old Lady: Could you come over here so I can ask you something?
Me: Sure.. *Walks over to old lady*
Old Lady: I'm trying to find a sweater for my granddaughter. She's 20, and very stylish.
Me: Okay...
Old Lady: *Holds up the most god-awful looking sweater I've ever seen* Now, I need to know...Does this sweater turn you on?
Me: *Tries not to laugh* Uh...
Old Lady: Does it? Look at it, and just tell me if it turns you on.
Me: Well, I..I..guess so...
Old Lady: So, you think I should buy it for her..?
Me: Honestly? I don't think it's that great-looking. Maybe you should keep searching. I know I wouldn't wear it, but that's just me..
Old Lady: So..this sweater doesn't turn you on, then?
Me: Er..no, no it doesn't.
Old Lady: Okay, thanks for your help, sweetie.
...Wtf?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/03/05 at 9:35 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Wow... I just had a threeway with Dominic and Beth.
of course, he has no idea what he's talking about.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/03/05 at 9:37 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Wow... I just had a threeway with Dominic and Beth.
CLARIFY THAT..!!!! >:-{
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 11/03/05 at 10:07 pm
At a clothing store today:
Old Lady: Could you come over here so I can ask you something?
Me: Sure.. *Walks over to old lady*
Old Lady: I'm trying to find a sweater for my granddaughter. She's 20, and very stylish.
Me: Okay...
Old Lady: *Holds up the most god-awful looking sweater I've ever seen* Now, I need to know...Does this sweater turn you on?
Me: *Tries not to laugh* Uh...
Old Lady: Does it? Look at it, and just tell me if it turns you on.
Me: Well, I..I..guess so...
Old Lady: So, you think I should buy it for her..?
Me: Honestly? I don't think it's that great-looking. Maybe you should keep searching. I know I wouldn't wear it, but that's just me..
Old Lady: So..this sweater doesn't turn you on, then?
Me: Er..no, no it doesn't.
Old Lady: Okay, thanks for your help, sweetie.
...Wtf?
maha!! *claps hands* yay for not letting her buy it..*raises eyebrows* re her query ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/04/05 at 9:51 am
My mom said all of these...
"You must belong to some Yankee somewhere."
"I've been looking at pictures of Tom Cruise and his girlfriend, and...I think she's hypnotized."
"I wouldn't wish Pensacola Christian College on you." THANK GOD!!
"Hey, where are you doing with my french toast, you little FRENCH TOAST STEALER!!?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 11/04/05 at 9:59 am
My Grandma was always saying: "If you don't put some socks on your feet, you're going to have female problems when you get older".
I guess men don't need to wear socks.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/04/05 at 10:00 am
My Grandma was always saying: "If you don't put some socks on your feet, you're going to have female problems when you get older".
I guess men don't need to wear socks.
Our private parts provide warmth for our entire bodies. In fact, we wear clothes just for modesty's sake.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 11/04/05 at 10:11 am
Our private parts provide warmth for our entire bodies. In fact, we wear clothes just for modesty's sake.
That explains a lot completely unrelated to wearing socks......
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/04/05 at 11:37 am
maha!! *claps hands* yay for not letting her buy it..*raises eyebrows* re her query ;D
I couldn't let her buy it..! The sweater turned me on so much, I wanted it all to myself. Muahaha..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/04/05 at 2:45 pm
"I wouldn't wish Pensacola Christian College on you." THANK GOD!!
Smart woman, your mom is.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/04/05 at 3:07 pm
Our private parts provide warmth for our entire bodies. In fact, we wear clothes just for modesty's sake.
Does that work well for women too? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/05/05 at 4:33 pm
Colby: Dude! DUDE!
Me: What?
Colby: Since tonight is so emotional, you two should do it, and then she should hang your underwear from the flagpole!
Me: Um... what the f--k? I'm all for the first part.. but why the underwear hanging?
Colby: Because it's f--king hilarious!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/05/05 at 10:35 pm
TopTrig12: I want you to call me "you bastard".
SmarterChild: I don't think that's appropriate.
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TopTrig12: I don't care.
SmarterChild: Oh, someday you will, I think.
TopTrig12: Shut up. My name is "you bastard".
SmarterChild: That's really uncool.
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TopTrig12: What's my name?
SmarterChild: Toptrig12!
TopTrig12: No
SmarterChild: What would you like me to call you?
TopTrig12: You bastard
SmarterChild: Oh. What, are you insulting me or something?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/05/05 at 10:39 pm
TopTrig12: You are a foo'.
SmarterChild: I don't know, it's kinda strange that you think a robot is sexy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/05/05 at 11:29 pm
Jess - You can't call me a spag you spag
Andrew - ... you.. you really are a spag aren't you
Jess - Shhhuurup.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/06/05 at 7:14 pm
Hahahaha... god, I love Colby.
"Stop making fun of my name because it's cheese!!!"
Colby's freaking hilarious. ;D
Tonight:
My Aunt: Andrew, you have a girlfriend?
Me: Yep.
Aunt: She's SEVENTEEN?
Me: Yep.
Aunt: You aren't sh-tting me, are you?
;D It's funny, because she's from the Phillipines, and has a very pronounced Asian accent.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/07/05 at 4:38 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/07/05 at 9:46 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
... ARRGGHAHAHAHAHA! Howard you sly dog you ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/07/05 at 9:47 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
OH NO..you didn't!! :o
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/07/05 at 9:50 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/miltonpost.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/07/05 at 9:50 pm
OH NO..you didn't!! :o
Robin went for a ride on the big dipper
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 11/08/05 at 9:58 am
My mate and me were talking in art about the film Team America (which I haven't seen, but I want to!);
Mate: Have you seen Team America?
Me: No, I want to though
Mate: They're so racist!
Me: heh, it's the makers of South Park, i'm not surprised!
Mate: This one bit, one of them says "The terrorist escaped down Dackalackalacka street!"
I was in friggin' stitches, and worse, a teacher came in the room while I was rolling around on the table laughing. I couldn't keep a straight face when he was telling me off! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 2:17 pm
"Oh My God,Howard it feels like I'm riding a bumper car". ;D
....
...
Did it really happen? Did It?
Wait, don't answer that.
Anyway.. From Math today:
Mrs. Rank: There's only two globes, though, so you kids are gonna have to, like, beat off each other for them.
Rest of class: *misses blatant innuendo*
Me: Alright, Beth first. Then Bandrew.
Class: *all but Scott miss innuendo... they all have this stupid look on their faces*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 2:20 pm
OH NO..you didn't!! :o
Erin :)
Yes I did. Her and I dry humped ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 2:38 pm
Yes I did. Her and I dry humped ;D
........
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 2:40 pm
........
My girlfriend got Howardized. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 2:41 pm
My girlfriend got Howardized. ;D
He was the first man i could think of with a Moustache ;D
In retrospect, i'm sure there is a better likeness of you on the Internet.
Did you get Robinated?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 2:44 pm
He was the first man i could think of with a Moustache ;D
In retrospect, i'm sure there is a better likeness of you on the Internet.
Did you get Robinated?
How does one Robinate? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 2:49 pm
How does one Robinate? ;D
I think it's the female version of Howardizing
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/08/05 at 2:52 pm
I think it's the female version of Howardizing
I'm going to tell Robin that. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 4:02 pm
Mrs. Rank: There's only two globes, though, so you kids are gonna have to, like, beat off each other for them.
Rest of class: *misses blatant innuendo*
Me: Alright, Beth first. Then Bandrew.
Class: *all but Scott miss innuendo... they all have this stupid look on their faces*
Wow, being homeschooled and all, I was worried that that kind of schooling was only taught in my house, but now I see that it is a mainstream method of teaching.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:04 pm
Wow, being homeschooled and all, I was worried that that kind of schooling was only taught in my house, but now I see that it is a mainstream method of teaching.
Umm.. mutual masturbation?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 4:07 pm
Umm.. mutual masturbation?
Yeah. I thought it was just a thing with my family. We have to spend a lot on lubrications.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:09 pm
Yeah. I thought it was just a thing with my family. We have to spend a lot on lubrications.
Umm... that's disgusting.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 4:11 pm
Umm... that's disgusting.
What, you do it at your school! Hypocrite.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:12 pm
What, you do it at your school! Hypocrite.
Note that none of those people are in my FAMILY.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 4:34 pm
Note that none of those people are in my FAMILY.
As far as you know.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:34 pm
As far as you know.
Well, if that's the case, I have some pretty hot family members... :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/08/05 at 4:36 pm
Well, if that's the case, I have some pretty hot family members... :D
... As far as i know.
That makes less sense than it could do..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 4:42 pm
Note that none of those people are in my FAMILY.
Yeah, but...
Fine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:44 pm
Yeah, but...ÂÂ
Fine.
That's RIGHT! Now go get me a sandwich.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/08/05 at 4:45 pm
That's RIGHT! Now go get me a sandwich.
If I were Howard, I would make a disgusting innuendo about mayonnaise...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:48 pm
If I were Howard, I would make a disgusting innuendo about mayonnaise...
DUDE.. there's a Momus song that begins almost every line with "If My Name Were Howard".. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/05 at 4:50 pm
DUDE.. there's a Momus song that begins almost every line with "If My Name Were Howard".. ;D
let me guess the name...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 4:56 pm
let me guess the name...
Guess.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/05 at 5:01 pm
Guess.
If My Name Were Howard?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 5:05 pm
If My Name Were Howard?
No. It's called "Adam Green".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/08/05 at 5:06 pm
No. It's called "Adam Green".
Check it out.. it's a hilarious song.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/08/05 at 10:28 pm
Yes I did. Her and I dry humped ;D
:o :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/08/05 at 10:31 pm
Yes I did. Her and I dry humped ;D
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/disgust.jpg
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http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/miltonpost.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/09/05 at 2:40 am
'Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery' ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/09/05 at 7:32 am
This morning...Vaughn talking to myself....
Vaughn: Pap Pap likes to eat peanuts, he uses a cracker cracker.
Me: A nut cracker?
Vaughn: Yes.
Me: Do you like to eat nuts?
Vaughn: No, well Pap Pap gives me some....but it makes me hyper!!
LOLOLOLOL!! ;D
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/09/05 at 8:36 am
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." says:
Marsh...with Dom's voice.....that's what I want my child to be like.
(li)Carpe Noctem(li): "I will not become a mere memory..." says:
Well, if we have Marsh with Dom's voice, and Dom with Dom's voice... ... no.
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." says:
I'm completely replacing Dominic with Marshal.
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." says:
And leaving his voice.
(li)Carpe Noctem(li): "I will not become a mere memory..." says:
...
(li)Carpe Noctem(li): "I will not become a mere memory..." says:
... You sick, sick bastard.
Yeah, but you're the boyfriend of the sick bastard! So what does that make you, huh!? HUH!?
Hey...what's wrong with my voice?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/09/05 at 2:07 pm
'Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery'  ;D
I had a camp counselor who butchered the pronunciation of the word "flattery"... and we were doing a play, and this is what happened at a rehearsal:
Couneslor: Alright, now you read that line when we run through EXACTLY how I did.
Sullivan (that was the character name, I forget the guy's name): but, uh..
C: Don't question, just read it JUST LIKE I DID.
Sullivan: Allright.
Then, at the play:
Sullivan: Oh, Miss Johnson. Flatta-ray-ray will get you nowhere.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/09/05 at 2:18 pm
Dr Zant - Ok, is everyone ready for the exam?
Andrew - OH F*CK!
Dr Zant - Am i to assume Mr Rock hasn't studied for this exam?
Andrew - Phd At work there huh.
;D He's a decent guy.. he didn't throw anything at me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/09/05 at 3:39 pm
Yeah, but you're the boyfriend of the sick bastard! So what does that make you, huh!? HUH!?
Hey...what's wrong with my voice?ÂÂ
Nothing, Marsh. Your voice is adorable. Like a newborn kitten on Christmas day.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/09/05 at 3:53 pm
If I were Howard, I would make a disgusting innuendo about mayonnaise...
I have nothing to say about mayonaise. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/09/05 at 6:26 pm
Nothing, Marsh. Your voice is adorable. Like a newborn kitten on Christmas day.
Hey, did you get to listen to Dominic on AIM or MSN?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/05 at 7:19 pm
Hey, did you get to listen to Dominic on AIM or MSN?
No she didn't.
You didn't.
None of us have.
Also, I think she meant she's replacing my voice with you
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 11/09/05 at 7:33 pm
My daughter and I after watching a commercial for a Strawberry Shortcake DVD that their selling at Family Christian Bookstore.
Her: Are they making Strawberry Shortcake, like, all christian now?
Me: Well, I don't think she was very hardcore before.
Her: This is definately going on my My Space! :D
Me: This is definately going on my inthe00s! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/09/05 at 7:49 pm
;D Hardcore "Strawberry Shortcake".. I can only imagine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/09/05 at 7:58 pm
Strawberry Shortcake is very Christian. She's never missed an episode of the 700 Club and she always donates to those obscure evangelists on television who claim God wants you to give them money.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/05 at 9:20 pm
Strawberry shortcake... wouldn't you know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/09/05 at 9:22 pm
Hey, did you get to listen to Dominic on AIM or MSN?
Nope, he posted his voice, remember..?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/05 at 9:25 pm
Nope, he posted his voice, remember..?
I remember!
... hehe
I'm listening to Bright Eyes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/09/05 at 9:26 pm
I remember!
... hehe
I'm listening to Bright Eyes
Good boy..! What song?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/05 at 9:28 pm
Good boy..! What song?
I woke up with this song in my head....
yeah, I'm listening to something better than launhcast radio ! :o
go to Luke's xanga and click on the last.fm. link
join
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/10/05 at 10:32 am
My daughter and I after watching a commercial for a Strawberry Shortcake DVD that their selling at Family Christian Bookstore.
Her: Are they making Strawberry Shortcake, like, all christian now?
Me: Well, I don't think she was very hardcore before.
Her: This is definately going on my My Space! :D
Me: This is definately going on my inthe00s! ;DÂÂ
that's a good one! ;)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 2:39 pm
In band, some guy got first chair, only because he's a few grades older then me. However, I can challenge for that chair. But I have to inform him of the challenge.
Me (to my section leader in Band): So, Brandon... on a scale of one to ten, h-
Brandon: I'd f--king cut you!
Me: -ow would y-
Brandon: I would f--king cut you with my knife.
Me: -ou feel if you weren't first chair anymore?
Brandon: I SAID I'd cut you!
Me: Brandon, you're being vague. I need a number.
Brandon: I can carve a "10" on your entrails.
Me: So, 10? Hmm.. that's a better reaction then I thought.
Brandon: No, you don't understand.. I'm going to CARVE IT INTO YOUR ENTRAILS. After I CUT You.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 7:10 pm
My house is very cold, and my friend is having a sheeshty weekend.
Brett: This weekend's gonna suck. My dad's making me help him cut firewood, cause our house has to be fueled by wood. ALL FREAKING WINTER'S-WORTH OF WOOD. Christ, it takes forever. "Brett, you're gonna learn how much work goes into keeping this family warm."
Me: You know how we avoid this? By keeping MY house at a steady Negative Eight-Thousand degrees year round! I swear, even in the summer, I remember thinking "Boy, I need a sweater" then going outside and getting a sunburn in under 30 minutes. I wonder what it is about my house that it's freezing and dark, even when the outside world is warm and sunny.
Bandrew: Your dad, maybe?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/10/05 at 7:58 pm
In band, some guy got first chair, only because he's a few grades older then me. However, I can challenge for that chair. But I have to inform him of the challenge.
Me (to my section leader in Band): So, Brandon... on a scale of one to ten, h-
Brandon: I'd f--king cut you!
Me: -ow would y-
Brandon: I would f--king cut you with my knife.
Me: -ou feel if you weren't first chair anymore?
Brandon: I SAID I'd cut you!
Me: Brandon, you're being vague. I need a number.
Brandon: I can carve a "10" on your entrails.
Me: So, 10? Hmm.. that's a better reaction then I thought.
Brandon: No, you don't understand.. I'm going to CARVE IT INTO YOUR ENTRAILS. After I CUT You.
okay. THIS is funny, funny stuff.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/10/05 at 8:07 pm
okay. THIS is funny, funny stuff.
Well, that's Brandon for ya. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/10/05 at 11:15 pm
Wes: This would be the easiest class to skip.
Me: Why?
Wes: The bleachers.
Me: ... It'd be an easy class to skip because it has bleachers?
Wes: Yeah, after he takes attendance and we go outside.. just slip under them and hang out.
Me: Ah, yes... but you'd be pretty bored. Is it really worth skipping class if you're just gonna sit under the bleachers all period?
Wes: Well, that's why you bring entertainment. PSP, DS--
Me: --Whoa, I thought you were gonna say penis there, not PS--
Wes: And porn!
Me: ... O.o;;
Actually.. me and Gormo worked out the easiest way to skip class..
Gorm - This class is sheesh
Mr Higgins - Sit down!
Gorm - Sod off, Andy you comin?
Me - Yer alright then
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/10/05 at 11:16 pm
Actually.. me and Gormo worked out the easiest way to skip class..
Gorm - This class is sheesh
Mr Higgins - Sit down!
Gorm - Sod off, Andy you comin?
Me - Yer alright then
;D
"Sheesh", huh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/10/05 at 11:19 pm
"Sheesh", huh?
Me and gorm hardly ever went to school ;D
I got about a 55-60% attendance my last year, he got about 40%.
Occasionally we'd be in a class, one of us would decide it was crap and we'd just leave.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/10/05 at 11:28 pm
Me and gorm hardly ever went to school ;D
I got about a 55-60% attendance my last year, he got about 40%.
Occasionally we'd be in a class, one of us would decide it was crap and we'd just leave.
Wait, is Gorm the one you're gonna "hook me up" with? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 12:24 am
Wait, is Gorm the one you're gonna "hook me up" with? ;D
yes.
Gorm, the man without..
Any formal education.
Any practical education.
The ability to read past the level of a 9 year old.
Basic Mathamatical skills.
A job.
A car.
A home.
Gorm, the man with..
Several large scars on his head.
A serious drug problem.
An alcohol problem.
A genital wart.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 12:26 am
yes.
Gorm, the man without..
Any formal education.
Any practical education.
The ability to read past the level of a 9 year old.
Basic Mathamatical skills.
A job.
A car.
A home.
Gorm, the man with..
Several large scars on his head.
A serious drug problem.
An alcohol problem.
A genital wart. <----
Well, I was a little unsure of it, reading through the list...but that one sold me..!
Give me DA HOOK-UP..! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 12:32 am
Well, I was a little unsure of it, reading through the list...but that one sold me..!
Give me DA HOOK-UP..! :D
Your welcome to his cell phone number, but i dunno if he has it anymore. I know he had to get rid of his home phone ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 1:18 am
Your welcome to his cell phone number, but i dunno if he has it anymore. I know he had to get rid of his home phone ;D
s'okay, I think I'll pass. I'm spoken for. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/05 at 10:13 am
A genital wart.
You know this... how?
Actually.. me and Gormo worked out the easiest way to skip class..
Gorm - This class is sheesh
Mr Higgins - Sit down!
Gorm - Sod off, Andy you comin?
Me - Yer alright then
HAHAHA
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 12:55 pm
You know this... how?
HAHAHA
I spoke to his Doctor.. ::)
It's.. it's sad really.. that our school cared so little ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/11/05 at 2:07 pm
To Robin: "Are you open 24/7"? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 3:17 pm
Me and gorm hardly ever went to school ;D
I got about a 55-60% attendance my last year, he got about 40%.
Occasionally we'd be in a class, one of us would decide it was crap and we'd just leave.
I have a friend who got, I think, 30% attendance rate.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/11/05 at 3:34 pm
I have a friend who got, I think, 30% attendance rate.
Now that.. is impressive.
We had to go at least some of the time, otherwise they call the 'Truant Police' ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 3:46 pm
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but there's seriously a cat on my head, and I think we're going grocery shopping.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: Hahaha
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: M'kay
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Talk to you tonight, probably. I love you.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I Love you, too, Snyder
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: ....
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I mean Beth
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:o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/11/05 at 4:02 pm
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but there's seriously a cat on my head, and I think we're going grocery shopping.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: Hahaha
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: M'kay
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Talk to you tonight, probably. I love you.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I Love you, too, Snyder
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: ....
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I mean Beth
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:o
Um.. what the f--k?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/11/05 at 9:29 pm
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but there's seriously a cat on my head, and I think we're going grocery shopping.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: Hahaha
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: M'kay
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: Talk to you tonight, probably. I love you.
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I Love you, too, Snyder
--Beth---"PinkChimneysInMaineCouldn'tKeepMeAway .." said: ....
Carpe Noctem : "I will not become a mere memory..." said: I mean Beth
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:o
um....was that a joke or totally for real? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 9:31 pm
um....was that a joke or totally for real? ???
The world may never know...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 9:31 pm
It must be because of that Andrew... He's so damn sexy, I just can't compete.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/05 at 9:41 pm
It must be because of that Andrew... He's so damn sexy, I just can't compete.
hey, stop complimenting my hubby!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 10:12 pm
It must be because of that Andrew... He's so damn sexy, I just can't compete.
hey, stop complimenting my hubby!
See? EVERYBODY wants some. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Lady Beard on 11/11/05 at 11:01 pm
I've seen Andrew's picture. He seems like a well built fellow
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/11/05 at 11:07 pm
Uh-oh, is this turning into another Andrew Humping Spree? Where's Marsh when ya need him..?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Lady Beard on 11/11/05 at 11:09 pm
Uh-oh, is this turning into another Andrew Humping Spree? Where's Marsh when ya need him..?
I just hope he took the pill... oops, I mean...
Well, protection is readily prepared, I hope?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/12/05 at 3:05 pm
hey, stop complimenting my hubby!
Wait, when did this happen.....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/14/05 at 11:07 am
co-worker Janie: "something's wrong with my eyes. I keep seeing the word 'hooker.'"
????
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/14/05 at 8:23 pm
today Vaughn was being his usual onary self......
while we were in the car coming home from picking up Chris he started saying things that were not too nice....
Vaughn: "stupid s hit butt".....(don't ask me where he got that one) ::)
Erin :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/14/05 at 8:32 pm
Wait, when did this happen.....
um, a little before you got Lauren... I was first, man. I WAS FIRST!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/14/05 at 8:46 pm
um, a little before you got Lauren... I was first, man. I WAS FIRST!
Dammit... I gotta stop getting drunk and taking a bus to California...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/14/05 at 10:04 pm
Dammit... I gotta stop getting drunk and taking a bus to California...
actually, we both went to Mexico and had a little fiesta...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 11/15/05 at 5:28 am
The Past Is The Present To Your Future.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/15/05 at 9:02 am
The Past Is The Present To Your Future.
hmm. um, wait. uh? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/18/05 at 10:58 pm
tonight Vaughn and I were playing hide and seek around the house. It was my turn to hide....so, Chris was working on the computer...so I knelt down beside him and hid there. Vaughn could NOT find me at all. He even came into the room where I was at, and still didn't see me! LOL! So...everytime he left the room I would say, "Vaughn"....and he would come running back in.....
so...
Me: Vaughn!!
Vaughn: Where are you? I can't find you (runs back into the room where I am crouching down in my hiding place) Are you in here?
Me: Yes (in a muffled, far away sound)
Vaughn: (looks puzzled toward Chris and says in the most serious of tones) Are you in his belly?
Me: (trying to hold back oodles of laughter) NO!!
So....he came over and peeked on the other side of Chris and FINALLY saw me!!! LOL!
It was so cute/funny! :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/18/05 at 11:05 pm
Me, my mom, and my sister, in the car:
Brandy: I hate old people. UGH, I HATE them. They should all be shipped to an Island.
My mom: Hey, I'm gonna be old soon, what about me?
Brandy: *acknowledges my mom, then continues to talk* Shipped to an island and beat
Me: Yeah, and then after the beatings they shall be skinned and made into LazyBoy recliners
Brandy: Without food
My mom: Hey..!
Me: And whipped across the face with broken lawn chairs.
Brandy and Me: .. Hahahahaha!!!
My mom: ... ...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/18/05 at 11:31 pm
My mom: ... ...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/18/05 at 11:33 pm
hahaha...I won't answer that! ;)
:P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/19/05 at 7:28 am
The Past Is The Present To Your Future.
I don't get that quote. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/19/05 at 2:26 pm
Me, my mom, and my sister, in the car:
Brandy: I hate old people. UGH, I HATE them. They should all be shipped to an Island.
My mom: Hey, I'm gonna be old soon, what about me?
Brandy: *acknowledges my mom, then continues to talk* Shipped to an island and beat
Me: Yeah, and then after the beatings they shall be skinned and made into LazyBoy recliners
Brandy: Without food
My mom: Hey..!
Me: And whipped across the face with broken lawn chairs.
Brandy and Me: .. Hahahahaha!!!
My mom: ... ... :o. What have I raised..?
Actually..
Old people should be minced, Pulped and fed to those on Welfare
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 11/19/05 at 2:44 pm
SOYLENT GREEN IS
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/19/05 at 2:56 pm
SOYLENT GREEN IS
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Davester on 11/19/05 at 3:06 pm
"Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help! I'm being repressed!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/19/05 at 9:20 pm
Several quotes from today;
Wes: Well if THAT doesn't look suggestive, I don't know what the Hell is!
Philip: Alright, so exactly how many drugs should I do, per day?
Brett: Few hundred sound good?
Me: Yes.
Me: You see, Philip, the man will take his bacon torpedo, and...
Justin: Should we make a diagram again.
Me: That's it, prepare to be sodomized.
Carlee: What's that mean?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 11/19/05 at 9:34 pm
Me: And whipped across the face with broken lawn chairs.
This was a nice touch. http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/20/05 at 12:47 am
Me: You see, Philip, the man will take his bacon torpedo, and...
Don't mock the Bacon Torpedo.
My son, one day you will learn the great power of the Bacon Torpedo.
Women are helpless, watch..
'If you squeeze my lizard, i'll put my snake on you'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 11/20/05 at 9:39 am
Don't mock the Bacon Torpedo.
My son, one day you will learn the great power of the Bacon Torpedo.
Women are helpless, watch..
'If you squeeze my lizard, i'll put my snake on you'
http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif http://bestsmileys.com/licking/3.gif
SPANK SPANK SPANK
http://bestsmileys.com/fireworks/3.gif
http://bestsmileys.com/smoking/10.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/20/05 at 11:35 am
Don't mock the Bacon Torpedo.
I don't mock.. I was informing young Phillip.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/20/05 at 11:44 am
http://bestsmileys.com/drooling/3.gif http://bestsmileys.com/licking/3.gif
SPANK SPANK SPANK
http://bestsmileys.com/fireworks/3.gif
http://bestsmileys.com/smoking/10.gif
Waddid i say cot, waddid i say.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/23/05 at 6:39 pm
I bought Beck's CD, "Guero" today...
My mom: (reading lyrics) This doesn't make any sense. They're just random words strung together.
Me: The mark of a Beck song.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/23/05 at 10:31 pm
I bought Beck's CD, "Guero" today...
My mom:
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/24/05 at 10:02 am
"Oh Wow I think I blew my brains out". ;D
I was referring to blowing my nose and some blood appeared on my hankerchief. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 11/24/05 at 12:46 pm
A kid in my deadly silent English class talking about his Maths teacher
"Yeah, well he's a dirty stalker!"
Cue uproars of laughter from the rest of class followed by loud chants of "Leg-end! Leg-end" :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/24/05 at 8:08 pm
Dad: Well, I was sitting with Helen, and she just starting ripping up the paper! At that age, you would have been trying to read it. *laughs*
Me: Maybe she was tearing up the paper because she's sick of hearing about the fat, angry conservatives in office. She hates government.
Dad: Can't think of any other reason.
Me: Hey Grandma! Helen's an anarchist liberal!!
Grandma is a staunch, angry conservative. Helen is a 5-month old infant.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/24/05 at 8:13 pm
My Grandma got a horribly short haircut...
Grandma: *Walks in the door*
Dad: Hey! How do ya like Mom's beautiful new do!
Mom: Oooh, it looks niiiice...
Chris: *Starts busting out laughing*
Erin: *Elbows Chris*
Chris: Ouch, hey!
Grandma: It was cheap, too!
Me: *mumbles while peeling potatoes* Well, you sure got what you paid for...
Mom: *hears me*.. Bethany Rachel....
...I felt really bad, afterwards.. if that's any consolation..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/24/05 at 11:27 pm
My Grandma got a horribly short haircut...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/25/05 at 9:04 am
Today, we were out shopping. We stood in a line for over an hour to buy a Cookie Monster doll, a sweater, and this jewelry thing for my mom. I had my MP3 Player, so my cousin got an earphone and I got an earphone and we listened to some music to make the hour pass. It was still 4:30 AM or so, so we put on the closest thing I have to high-energy music: Old Time Relijun and The White Stripes.
Me: Wow! This seems slightly less unbearable. Thank you, blasty-ass gutbucket rock-and-roll!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/25/05 at 1:31 pm
Me: You need to listen to "Loser".
My mom: No... Why would I do that?
Me: Because...in the time of chimpanzees, he was a monkey.
My mom: Uh-huh.
Me: And...spray paint vegetables...he was a junkie...of...spray paint vegetables, I guess. Or was that plastic balls... He mentions vegetables a lot. Like in "Guero", he mentions a vegetable man in a vegetable van.
My mom: Maybe he's a vegetarian.
Me: There you go! You're a vegetarian. You and him probably have a lot in common.
My mom: No...he's a loser. I'm not. People like me don't hang out with losers like him.
Me: ...Imperialist.
My mom: Superialist!
Me: I had a turkey sandwich.
My mom: I know. Murderer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 11/25/05 at 2:21 pm
Me:
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/25/05 at 3:37 pm
My mom: No...he's a loser. I'm not. People like me don't hang out with losers like him.
I'm going to marry your Mum.
.. I hope we can be pals.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 11/25/05 at 6:12 pm
My daughter to her boyfriend-"stop rubbing my dogs back like that, she's looking at you in a weird, "special" way!" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/25/05 at 6:15 pm
After listening to tracks one to ten on Guero...
"I love the music, but I would like to hear what he's saying." -- my mom
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/25/05 at 6:16 pm
After listening to tracks one to ten on Guero...
"I love the music, but I would like to hear what he's saying." -- my mom
Track 13 is probably my favorite
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 11/25/05 at 6:23 pm
Track 13 is probably my favorite
My favorite is Hell Yes... I also like how in Rental Car, this girl goes "Lalalalalalalala...". She may have been yodeling. It just seemed so random for the song.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/25/05 at 6:26 pm
My daughter to her boyfriend-"stop rubbing my dogs back like that, she's looking at you in a weird, "special" way!" ;D
Haha, i had a similar experience yesterday.
My baby cousin was sitting on my knee and i was bouncing her up and down. She was giggling and gurggeling and whatever else.
Anyway her mommy took her back and she immeidiatley started to cry. She wouldn't quit crying until she came and sat back with me..
"Your trying to steal her!"
.. well, i never said it was hilarious ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/25/05 at 6:27 pm
My favorite is Hell Yes...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/26/05 at 8:10 am
To Robin:"Let Me Put My Logs In Your Fire" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/26/05 at 10:26 am
To Robin:"Let Me Put My Logs In Your Fire"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Alchoholica on 11/26/05 at 12:41 pm
To Robin:"Let Me Put My Logs In Your Fire" ;D
Howard.. You Hunka Hunka burnin' love.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ktelqueen on 11/28/05 at 10:45 pm
during a conversation with a guy at work tonight about what i consider to be 'alternative' music he said:
'it's kinda like witchcraft and porn..you can't describe it but you know it when you see it ' ??? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/28/05 at 10:46 pm
during a conversation with a guy at work tonight about what i consider to be 'alternative' music he said:
'it's kinda like witchcraft and porn..you can't describe it but you know it when you see it ' ??? ;D
I feel like Alternative is too broad a genre to hate.
It's, like, everything that isn't pop.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 11/28/05 at 10:53 pm
I feel like Alternative is too broad a genre to hate.
It's, like, everything that isn't pop.
Not only that, it seems that everyone has a different idea of what Alternative is.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/28/05 at 10:56 pm
Not only that, it seems that everyone has a different idea of what Alternative is.
That's why I was disappointed when I tuned into this one Alternative Station.. it turned out to be Metal and Punk, where I expected Radiohead.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 11/28/05 at 10:59 pm
That's why I was disappointed when I tuned into this one Alternative Station.. it turned out to be Metal and Punk, where I expected Radiohead.
Yeah, I would expect Radiohead too. I have satelite radio and they are pretty much right on.
Let's all get on the same page people! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 11/28/05 at 11:01 pm
Alternative... we have a pretty good alternative station... they sometimes play power pop/punk pop though... overall it's worthwhile...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 11/29/05 at 5:12 pm
Howard.. You Hunka Hunka burnin' love.
Thank You. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 11/29/05 at 6:48 pm
"Does this have to do with the saix?"- Lauren, after she said "Is there anything I can do to make it better?" and I choked back laughter.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 12/05/05 at 4:05 am
"Pat, get that spike up your bum" my daughter talking to a Postman Pat figure when it wouldn't fit into its seat in the toy post van.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/05/05 at 4:26 pm
To My Girlfriend:"I Forgot where it is" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/06/05 at 7:50 pm
"I think Billie Joe Armstrong is a girly man."
--my mom
We also agreed that Billie Joe Armstrong sounds like a country name.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/05 at 4:46 pm
Robin:"You Better Get A Job" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/07/05 at 5:02 pm
Robin:"You Better Get A Job" ;D
That's hilarious!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/07/05 at 5:04 pm
That's hilarious!
Of course it is. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/07/05 at 6:13 pm
That's hilarious!
..
;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/09/05 at 5:55 pm
"I was gonna say I liked it last night, but you left"
--Doms
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/09/05 at 6:35 pm
"I was gonna say I liked it last night, but you left"
--Doms
..
Wham Bam, thank you ma---er.. Doms.
Marsh, you jerk..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/10/05 at 7:51 am
"I think it's both love and lust that attracts me to you"
From Me To Robin-
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/15/05 at 7:16 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
I had my mom and my brother confirm that the file I recorded on WavePad sounds nothing like me.
--Beth---"..In that moment, I swear we were i n f i n i t e..." says:
I LOVE Dumbo!!!!!
--Beth---"..In that moment, I swear we were i n f i n i t e..." says:
...oops
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Er...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/17/05 at 10:44 pm
Marsh: <3 <------- I never knew this was supposed to be a heart
Marsh: I always thought <3 was supposed to represent SCROTUM!!!11
Me:
...
Me: OMG
Me: You made me spit my drink out all over the screen
Me: *Wipes screen*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 10:45 pm
Marsh: <3 <------- I never knew this was supposed to be a heart
Marsh: I always thought <3 was supposed to represent SCROTUM!!!11
Me:
...
Me: OMG
Me: You made me spit my drink out all over the screen
Me: *Wipes screen*
OMFG....I never thought of it THAT way...but now that you mention it......
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 10:48 pm
ok...today we went over to my parent's house to drop Vaughn off for the night. They have a very annoying and rambunctious dog that loves to jump on you when you enter the house...well, as we walked in...the dog literally dove right into Vaughn, sending him flying to the ground..so...
DOG: woof..woof...(knocks Vaughn completely to the ground)
Vaughn: SHIT!
Vaughn: SHIT!
Vaughn: You stupid SHIT!
ME: Trying ever so hard not to bust out laughing at that moment!! LOL!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/17/05 at 10:50 pm
ok...today we went over to my parent's house to drop Vaughn off for the night. They have a very annoying and rambunctious dog that loves to jump on you when you enter the house...well, as we walked in...the dog literally dove right into Vaughn, sending him flying to the ground..so...
DOG:
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 10:54 pm
..
That's HILARIOUS! ;D
Erin, that dog made me almost completely slide down our drive-way.. I stopped because she was a freakin' MORON and ran in front of the car.. and the ice caused me to start sliding. She was called a plethora of swears this evening.
OMG...the reject did the SAME thing to me when we were leaving!! I had to stop because the "idiotness" was dodging back and forth right in front of my car....I stopped and started sliding...I called our father...and he said to just keep driving like she wasn't there and that I wouldn't hit her....so I started driving and she kept up with running in front of me....so I was like, "screw it...if I hit her..oh well" and i drove and she finally left. GRRRRR!!! >:( And ya, I called her about every name in the book too!! LOL! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/17/05 at 10:56 pm
OMG...the reject did the SAME thing to me when we were leaving!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 10:57 pm
;D
Say, is the 'Idiotness' anything like 'The Hotness..!"..??
possibly! LOL! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 12/17/05 at 10:58 pm
;D
Say, is the 'Idiotness' anything like 'The Hotness..!"..??
Stop it!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/17/05 at 10:58 pm
Stop it!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: runner girl on 12/17/05 at 10:59 pm
Stop it!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 12/17/05 at 11:07 pm
it's scary how much you guys are thinking alike tonight!! :o ;D
Ha...you think similarly...
*queues twilight zone music*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/23/05 at 6:03 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
I had my mom and my brother confirm that the file I recorded on WavePad sounds nothing like me.
--Beth---"..In that moment, I swear we were i n f i n i t e..." says:
I LOVE Dumbo!!!!!
--Beth---"..In that moment, I swear we were i n f i n i t e..." says:
...oops
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Er...
I know where that came from... I feel important
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/24/05 at 8:36 am
A Woman On the bus screaming to the bus driver:"I'm going to punch your face in,Ya'll should've stayed on strike". >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/24/05 at 5:36 pm
"Why do you never smile?"
--Tyler, my twelve year old brother
At first I was like "..." but later on I thought it was funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/24/05 at 10:54 pm
Me: Happy Christmahanukwanzakah, Nick.
Nick (My Cousin): Happy Christmahanukwanzakah, Eh? That sure is an interesting way of saying that you hate Jesus and all of his followers >:-{
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/25/05 at 6:33 pm
Me: Happy Christmahanukwanzakah, Nick.
Nick (My Cousin): Happy Christmahanukwanzakah, Eh? That sure is an interesting way of saying that you hate Jesus and all of his followers >:-{
I was thinking of saying "Happy Hanukkah" to people just to piss them off, but I didn't have the heart to do it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/26/05 at 8:25 am
"I'm going to go speed dating on Wednesday". :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/26/05 at 9:15 am
"I'm going to go speed dating on Wednesday". :(
did Robin say that? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/26/05 at 12:35 pm
Yesterday, the 2 year old was helping everyone open their gifts. She is looking into a package that has tissue paper around it and says: "Ooooh" without actually seeing what the gift was. ;D ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/27/05 at 1:54 pm
Yes she did but It's ok that she's honest with me, All She wants to do is to explore her options.I kind of knew that I was toast anyway. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 12/28/05 at 12:08 am
Vaughn to me: You're my sweetie-pie!! :-* :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: alyceclover on 12/28/05 at 12:12 am
"I'm going to go speed dating on Wednesday". :(
that is so sad....did you get a job yet?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 12/28/05 at 7:06 am
Me: It's snowing canny bad. I hate snow
Mam: So do I...
Me: See? We DO have things in common!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/28/05 at 10:41 am
Me: It's snowing canny bad. I hate snow
Mam: So do I...
Me: See? We DO have things in common!
after I read that, I see your nice big smiling avatar....
psst... you guys also like a few of the same television shows...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 12/28/05 at 11:36 am
after I read that, I see your nice big smiling avatar....
psst... you guys also like a few of the same television shows...
Do we? Are you sure?! My mam watches Discovery Science channel, I watch Music TV. Mam watches LivingTV, I watch Sky One. The nearest we come is that I love Lost, whilst my mam 'doesn't mind' watching it ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 12/28/05 at 4:25 pm
that is so sad....did you get a job yet?
No I don't think I'll be able to meet her deadline so I might not able to see her as much but I'll keep you up to date with everything. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 12/29/05 at 10:38 pm
"masochism is my specialty"
--Doms
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 12/29/05 at 10:44 pm
"masochism is my specialty"
--Doms
>:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 12/29/05 at 11:08 pm
"masochism is my specialty"
--Doms
:o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Davester on 12/30/05 at 12:56 am
"...all we are, basically, is monkeys with car keys..."
"...all a filmaker can do is show what it's like to be alive at a certaim place and time..."
~Grandma Woody to Ed
Northern Exposure
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 12/31/05 at 9:29 am
'the what box?"
the pizza box.
"the pizza what?"
the pizza box.
"oooohhhh. indian food."
(my sister not understanding that we have just ordered food)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/01/06 at 2:46 pm
I found something for you at Au Bon Pain My Job Coach talking to me. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/04/06 at 10:09 pm
BUMP. Just because I don't want to see Andrew's threads slowly making their way to the 4th page :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/04/06 at 10:14 pm
"So I says to 'im, I says to 'im... 'Hey! You can't touch that! My Goggles are so special to me!'"-Bobby McGee
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/04/06 at 10:14 pm
"So I says to 'im, I says to 'im... 'Hey! You can't touch that! My Goggles are so special to me!'"-Bobby McGee
Why did that make me laugh so hard? I don't even understand it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/05/06 at 8:57 am
"in the morning, since 4am, or last night?"
"since 4am"
"so this morning"
"right"
"so it's new from now or from 4am?"
" I think it's new from now because it has not spots from last night's raindrops"
"that has nothing to do with it"
"yeah it does"
"so it's new now"
"I'll so go out and confirm this..come to the door so I can tell you."
"I don't see what coming to the door has to..."
"yeah, brand new."
"thanks"
me and my husband in too-early morning conversation, not understanding each other, discussing if the dog poop is recent or from the middle of the night.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 01/05/06 at 11:42 am
"that reminds me, I found a face in Jeffrey's poop last week."
My husband to me while watching an episode of Grey's Anatomy in which dolls heads were removed from a patient. Jeffrey eats a lot of toys and my husband likes to report on the condition of his (the dog's) poops.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/05/06 at 11:57 am
Poop discussions are a regular thing with me...very sad..
Here's a good quote- "Come on,,, good boy- that's it, be sarcastic and I'll give you a cookie"
my sister to my husband for being a smart-alek
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/05/06 at 2:21 pm
"We'll get you working in about a month or so"
My Job Coach talking to me. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/05/06 at 3:21 pm
"you better take a shower or you're not coming in my car with me"
coworker on the phone
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/05/06 at 9:31 pm
Today I was getting Vaughn dressed after his bath...and he was still a little damp, as I was trying to help him pull his sweater on....
Me: Gosh, this sweater WILL NOT go on...
Vaughn: You need to take a deep breath...and just calm down.
Me: (laughing hysterically): where did you learn that phrase?
Vaughn: (ever so matter of fact-like): from Cat in the Hat (mind you...this is the same place that he learned the phrase "dirty hoe")
he is such a ham....he never ceases to amaze me!!! LOL! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 01/05/06 at 9:35 pm
Today I was getting Vaughn dressed after his bath...and he was still a little damp, as I was trying to help him pull his sweater on....
Me: Gosh, this sweater WILL NOT go on...
Vaughn: You need to take a deep breath...and just calm down.
Me: (laughing hysterically): where did you learn that phrase?
Vaughn: (ever so matter of fact-like): from Cat in the Hat (mind you...this is the same place that he learned the phrase "dirty hoe")
he is such a ham....he never ceases to amaze me!!! LOL! ;D
Too cute. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/05/06 at 10:03 pm
Today I was getting Vaughn dressed after his bath...and he was still a little damp, as I was trying to help him pull his sweater on....
Me: Gosh, this sweater WILL NOT go on...
Vaughn: You need to take a deep breath...and just calm down.
Me: (laughing hysterically): where did you learn that phrase?
Vaughn: (ever so matter of fact-like): from Cat in the Hat (mind you...this is the same place that he learned the phrase "dirty hoe")
he is such a ham....he never ceases to amaze me!!! LOL! ;D
Vaughn's quotes always make me laugh ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/05/06 at 10:28 pm
Vaughn's quotes always make me laugh ;D
me too, Doms! LOL! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/05/06 at 10:44 pm
"Tupac backwards is Caput! , kinda sums up his career, huh?"
"It sums up his life!"-Marsh and me on MSN
It feels weird quoting yourself.
yes, I'm bored and needed something to type
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/05/06 at 10:46 pm
"Tupac backwards is Caput! , kinda sums up his career, huh?"
"It sums up his life!"-Marsh and me on MSN
It feels weird quoting yourself.
yes, I'm bored and needed something to type
;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/06/06 at 8:35 am
"...mmmmphhh....gar.....garbage..mnhhph...garbage....Garbage...GARBAGE!! GARBAGE!!!!"
my husband as he falls out of bed and trips over stuff when he hears the garbage truck and realises he forgot to
put the cans out...
it was hysterical. It had me up 2 hours early today, but it was totally worth it! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/06/06 at 2:18 pm
"When we get back together again,We're Going To Have So Much Fun"
Me Talking To Robin the other night.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/06/06 at 4:35 pm
"When we get back together again,We're Going To Have So Much Fun"
Me Talking To Robin the other night.
did she seem anxious to get back with you too, Howard?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 01/06/06 at 6:40 pm
Today at the McDonalds drive thru
Me: Can I have a number 9 with iced tea?
Lady: A number 5 with hi-c? Would you like anything else?
Me: A number NINE with ICED TEA!
Lady: Oh, iced tea??
Me: Yes, and a number NINE, not a number FIVE.
Lady: Excuse me? A number five with iced tea, right?
Me: NO a number NINE... Six piece chicken...
Lady: Crispy Chicken? Ok that will be $4.97 at the first window.
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! DAMMIT!! >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/06/06 at 7:39 pm
Today at the McDonalds drive thru
Me: Can I have a number 9 with iced tea?
Lady: A number 5 with hi-c? Would you like anything else?
Me: A number NINE with ICED TEA!
Lady: Oh, iced tea??
Me: Yes, and a number NINE, not a number FIVE.
Lady: Excuse me? A number five with iced tea, right?
Me: NO a number NINE... Six piece chicken...
Lady: Crispy Chicken? Ok that will be $4.97 at the first window.
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! DAMMIT!! >:(
http://www.twistedwavs.com/Multimedia/misc_wavs2.htm
Listen to the 3rd one down called "Fastfood". It may sound very familar. ;D ;D
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/06/06 at 8:11 pm
Today at the McDonalds drive thru
Me: Can I have a number 9 with iced tea?
Lady: A number 5 with hi-c? Would you like anything else?
Me: A number NINE with ICED TEA!
Lady: Oh, iced tea??
Me: Yes, and a number NINE, not a number FIVE.
Lady: Excuse me? A number five with iced tea, right?
Me: NO a number NINE... Six piece chicken...
Lady: Crispy Chicken? Ok that will be $4.97 at the first window.
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!! DAMMIT!! >:(
Gosh, I hate when that happens! That happened one time to me at Dairy Queen...their drive thru speakers were so effed up...you couldn't hear anything they were saying and vice versa.....and naturally, it was one of those days where I had everyone with me and we were ordering a crapload of stuff.....I was so tense by the time we paid and drove away! ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 01/06/06 at 9:38 pm
I actually could understand her fine... I don't know why she couldn't understand me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/06/06 at 10:11 pm
"What?!" - Beth
yes, it's useless..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/06/06 at 11:56 pm
TopTrig12: You may not believe this..
TopTrig12: But AIM is being ghey.
AnOrganizedMess5: I can
TopTrig12: Really1?
TopTrig12: AIM...ghey?
TopTrig12: :O
AnOrganizedMess5: WHO'DA THUNK IT!?
TopTrig12: Ktelqueen?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/07/06 at 12:26 am
"What?!" - Beth
yes, it's useless..
..
Good one, Doms!
"The instructions are german!"
-Doms
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/07/06 at 1:58 am
Dom-Doms says:
do you know what your IQ is?
Your Worst Nightmare says:
I took one of those dumb, probably inaccurate Tickle tests
Dom-Doms says:
oh
Your Worst Nightmare says:
It said something like 130, but of course, I can't trust that
Dom-Doms says:
i took a book from the store that was supposed to be accurate... it said no one could finish it in the time given (which was 45 minutes) and I did it in 16 minutes
Dom-Doms says:
and.. got 156 points
Dom-Doms says:
I was.. confused
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Hmm..
Your Worst Nightmare says:
DOMS IS A GENIUS?
Dom-Doms says:
:o
Your Worst Nightmare says:
:o
Dom-Doms says:
and I don't even know what Teat is
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/07/06 at 6:45 am
did she seem anxious to get back with you too, Howard?
Actually,I'm the one who was anxious to get back with her.My Sundays will be boring for god knows how long this waiting will take. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/07/06 at 9:37 am
Dom-Doms says:
do you know what your IQ is?
Your Worst Nightmare says:
I took one of those dumb, probably inaccurate Tickle tests
Dom-Doms says:
oh
Your Worst Nightmare says:
It said something like 130, but of course, I can't trust that
Dom-Doms says:
i took a book from the store that was supposed to be accurate... it said no one could finish it in the time given (which was 45 minutes) and I did it in 16 minutes
Dom-Doms says:
and.. got 156 points
Dom-Doms says:
I was.. confused
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Hmm..
Your Worst Nightmare says:
DOMS IS A GENIUS?
Dom-Doms says:
:o
Your Worst Nightmare says:
:o
Dom-Doms says:
and I don't even know what Teat is
..
..
..
..
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1 ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/07/06 at 1:04 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 01/07/06 at 1:08 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
LOL I hate old people like that!!! ;D My grandmother used to try to freak us out by popping her dentures out at us. Evil, evil woman.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/07/06 at 1:10 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
ewww...now you have to decide who is worse...the eyeless old perv, or the middle-aged midget perv?? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/07/06 at 1:10 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
Hahaha, that's hilarious. Did you just go :o or did you say something more along the lines of, "OMFG, AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/07/06 at 1:51 pm
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
... That's beautiful.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/07/06 at 3:43 pm
To Robin last night:
"You Know those 3 words I always say to you"?
"You Love Me"?
"Well,I'll Love You When You Get That Job". >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 01/07/06 at 6:59 pm
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
See, you need to be careful what you wish for... I remember reading somewhere recently that you like old people's stories. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/07/06 at 7:05 pm
See, you need to be careful what you wish for... I remember reading somewhere recently that you like old people's stories. :D
Haha. Yeah, I Was thinking more on the lines of a classic love story or even.... "We had to trudge through 2721 foot snow.. without shoes. When we got home we were cut with shards of glass and awkwardly stabbed with cumbersome objects.... And by god, we were grateful..!"
This guy was just creepy. Maybe when I wish for things, I should specify.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/07/06 at 9:55 pm
... That's beautiful.
hey...it's Andrew! Good to see ya! :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/08/06 at 1:03 pm
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"You Know those 3 words I always say to you"?
"You Love Me"?
"Well,I'll Love You When You Get That Job". >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 01/08/06 at 4:47 pm
....seen on my way into Brighton today and painted on a wall...
'BUSH IS A CRIMINAL'
sorry
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/09/06 at 12:21 am
--B e t h---"...Bull Snatch! That Neil Armstrong can't fool me with his boyish charm..!!" says:
*runs to NON-forum quotes*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/09/06 at 12:22 am
"Don't feel bad if you play with it"
-Dominic L.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/09/06 at 12:24 am
"Don't feel bad if you play with it"
-Dominic L.
you forgot the part that made it sound less dirty... :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/09/06 at 12:28 am
you forgot the part that made it sound less dirty... :(
That's the whole point. You should know by now that both me and Marsh like to take things out of context :P
But just to clarify, he was talking about the Inthe00s Arcade :-)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/09/06 at 1:59 am
To Robin last night on the telephone:
"You Know those 3 words I always say to you"?
"You Love Me"?
"Well,I'll Love You When You Get That Job". >:(
I got 3 words; "Conditional love bites"
NON Forum Quote Of The Day: "I'll be right there in the room to fix it if you screw it up"
quote by manager of Miami Ink Tattoo shop to the apprentice before his first tattooo job on the TV show Miami Ink.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/09/06 at 4:35 pm
My parents think that you aren't my boyfriend because you don't have a job yet >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 01/09/06 at 5:02 pm
My mam after playing Tetris in the arcade:
It's very difficult on the computer, i'm used to a hand-heldy thingy
Tut, mothers ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/09/06 at 5:52 pm
"will you be home later?"
"no I'll be out"
"where are you going?"
"caroling"
followed by screams of laughter
talking to my husband on the phone, him giving me a stupid answer to a perfectly sane question
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/10/06 at 8:11 pm
This was about fifteen minutes ago...
Me: (quoting a book) And...it said the "diarrhetic droppings" were really slippery and it was difficult to get into the bag...
My mom: ;D Sausage.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/11/06 at 2:03 am
64-year-old man comes into Cash-In Culture and starts telling me his life story..
..as If I cared or something.
Old man- Yep, I don't waste my time with those 40-year-old hags. I date ladies in their 20's.. strippers, even!
Me- Eh? *tries to act interested*.. *Fails miserably*...*goes back to cleaning Nintendo games*
Old Man- Yep, I have a face no one can forget..
Me- Heh. Okay.
Old Man- You wanna know why?! ....Not many people have THIS..!!!1 *whips sunglasses off of his face to reveal his MISSING EYE!!!1* :o
..I sh*t you not.
WOW :o You may need counseling after that experience. I can give you Dr. Feingolds number if you've been traumatized by the lecherous, cycloptic senior citizen. by the way, what did he purchase?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/11/06 at 9:12 am
WOW :o You may need counseling after that experience. I can give you Dr. Feingolds number if you've been traumatized by the lecherous, cycloptic senior citizen. by the way, what did he purchase?
He didn't purchase anything. ;D He came in looking for my boss, and ended up staying for an ungodly amount of time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/11/06 at 4:10 pm
"I'm going to talk to the manager at Au Bon Pain and a give a good mention to you,Howard :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/11/06 at 7:16 pm
"I'm going to talk to the manager at Au Bon Pain and a give a good mention to you,Howard :)
jeez Howard...how long does it take this guy to pick up the phone and call the manager and talk to him? I mean...it seems like he has been stringing you along for a few weeks now, concerning this job at Au Bon Pain!!! :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/11/06 at 8:37 pm
Your Worst Nightmare says:
Wait, do you know what baby boomers are?
Dom-Doms says:
hmm....
Dom-Doms says:
either underwear, or pants?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/12/06 at 12:20 am
This isn't funny, I just don't understand it..!!! I sat in front of it, trying to figure it out, and I just.. COULDN'T!!!11 Double You Tee Eff?!
Jacked248: you suck
Jacked248: no you don't.
Jacked248: but its like love.
Jacked248: punch you. runaway.
Jacked248: street. yeah thats me.
Aaaaah!!! *Head Explodes*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/12/06 at 2:45 am
Kung Fu season 3, episode 9. final scene, Kwai Chang Caine is leaving the railroad after having done a good deed and the rail boss asks Caine if he can give him a ride Boss: Can I give you a ride? Caine: No, I better go my own path. Thank you, Boss: Where is that? Caine: I may never know. the end :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/12/06 at 6:22 am
jeez Howard...how long does it take this guy to pick up the phone and call the manager and talk to him? I mean...it seems like he has been stringing you along for a few weeks now, concerning this job at Au Bon Pain!!! :-\\
I know,it seems like forever to get a job with him.Some people I know who have dealt with job coaches themselves have said that they rarely get the job done but they do.My fate is in his hands and I also want to bring my relationship with Robin back on it's feet once again. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/12/06 at 9:11 am
Me: "I have to drive to Pennsylvania with the other skiers"
Ron: "Steers"
Me: "Yes, steers. I"m driving cows to Pennsylvania."
Ron: "(laughs) Cows don't ski."
and he's a doctor!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/13/06 at 9:36 pm
Our very own Sheth: It's like...hey, let me tie my shoe...NOT, I JUST PUNCHED YOUR VAGINA LOLOLOL
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/13/06 at 9:48 pm
Beth :: Boom Chaka Laka Laka
Beth starts removing pants
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 01/16/06 at 9:42 am
My Husband: "What's Your Problem? You're So Quiet"
Me: "I told you I was in the throes of PMS"
My Husband: "Well you don't have to ignore me"
Me: " Well I can ignore you or we can talk about our relationship, your choice"
My Husband: "I'll be in the garage"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 01/16/06 at 1:12 pm
My Husband: "What's Your Problem? You're So Quiet"
Me: "I told you I was in the throes of PMS"
My Husband: "Well you don't have to ignore me"
Me: " Well I can ignore you or we can talk about our relationship, your choice"
My Husband: "I'll be in the garage"
Smart man. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: ADH13 on 01/16/06 at 1:15 pm
I know,it seems like forever to get a job with him.Some people I know who have dealt with job coaches themselves have said that they rarely get the job done but they do.My fate is in his hands and I also want to bring my relationship with Robin back on it's feet once again. :)
Maybe you should just go and fill out an application at the place and ask for the manager yourself??
I hope you aren't paying this 'job coach'. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/16/06 at 6:31 pm
Maybe you should just go and fill out an application at the place and ask for the manager yourself??
I hope you aren't paying this 'job coach'. :P
No Andrea.He's VESID sponsored.I'm not paying him any money whatsoever.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/16/06 at 6:34 pm
From Robin this morning:
"You Can Call Me When You Get That Job" :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/16/06 at 6:44 pm
From Robin this morning:
"You Can Call Me When You Get That Job" :(
Perhaps your girlfriend is a broken turntable...?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/16/06 at 8:29 pm
From Robin this morning:
"You Can Call Me When You Get That Job" :(
There are other fish in the sea, Howard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/16/06 at 11:24 pm
From Robin this morning:
"You Can Call Me When You Get That Job" :(
seems to me you should stay away from her for a while
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/17/06 at 6:41 am
seems to me you should stay away from her for a while
The problem is that she wants to shut me out verbally until I get that job but I'm not giving up on her.She can wait no matter how long it takes.I'm trying to be patient with her but she's not patient with me.I don't know what to say anymore. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/17/06 at 7:11 am
The problem is that she wants to shut me out verbally until I get that job but I'm not giving up on her.She can wait no matter how long it takes.I'm trying to be patient with her but she's not patient with me.I don't know what to say anymore. :(
but Howard...it seems to me that she is playing you for a fool...and that's just not right. If things aren't up to her/or her parents standards..then she shuts you out...what kind of girlfriend is that? You shouldn't have to live up to her expectations for her to merely talk to you. I mean...I can see her wanting you to find a job, etc...but to totally shut you out and have her parents say mean things about you...that's just not very kind at all. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 01/17/06 at 9:53 am
The problem is that she wants to shut me out verbally until I get that job but I'm not giving up on her.She can wait no matter how long it takes.I'm trying to be patient with her but she's not patient with me.I don't know what to say anymore. :(
Howard. When someone says "call me when you get that job" those are pretty much "it's over" words. If there not, then you don't deserve to be talked to like that. What is the definition of an abusive relationship Howard? What is the definition of being disrespectful of another human being Howard? Run, Howard, Run!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/17/06 at 1:17 pm
but Howard...it seems to me that she is playing you for a fool...and that's just not right. If things aren't up to her/or her parents standards..then she shuts you out...what kind of girlfriend is that? You shouldn't have to live up to her expectations for her to merely talk to you. I mean...I can see her wanting you to find a job, etc...but to totally shut you out and have her parents say mean things about you...that's just not very kind at all. :(
It's not right at all Erin for her Parents to give me a deadline,For Robin to go speed dating even before the deadline and for her parents to call me abusive names behind my back which is not right at all.I've put up with too much shit in my life and you're right,It doesn't seem like she cares about me all that she cares about is for me to get a job and that's my focus right now and like I said,I'm not giving up the ship!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/17/06 at 1:19 pm
Howard. When someone says "call me when you get that job" those are pretty much "it's over" words. If there not, then you don't deserve to be talked to like that. What is the definition of an abusive relationship Howard? What is the definition of being disrespectful of another human being Howard? Run, Howard, Run!
Thanks Robin.I just hope it's not over! :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: jackas on 01/17/06 at 2:34 pm
My daughter and I today.
Brooke: *Grabs her butt*
Me: What's the matter?
Brooke: My butt hurts.
Me: Why?
Brooke: My pee pee's bothering it.
Me: Your pee pee is bothering your butt?
Brooke: *nods yes*
Me: Interesting. http://bestsmileys.com/paranoid/3.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 01/17/06 at 5:01 pm
My daughter and I today.
Brooke: *Grabs her butt*
Me: What's the matter?
Brooke: My butt hurts.
Me: Why?
Brooke: My pee pee's bothering it.
Me: Your pee pee is bothering your butt?
Brooke: *nods yes*
Me: Interesting. http://bestsmileys.com/paranoid/3.gif
OMG....ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D that had to be the funniest thing that I have heard in a long time!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/17/06 at 8:26 pm
My mom: You have fuzz on your lip, you know that?
Me: ...what?
My mom: You have fuzz on your lip.
Me: ...fuzz!?
My mom: Fuzz.
Me: On my lip!?
My mom: Yes.
...I thought she was talking about lint.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Buckinghammm on 01/18/06 at 12:16 am
My mom: You have fuzz on your lip, you know that?
Me: ...what?
My mom: You have fuzz on your lip.
Me: ...fuzz!?
My mom: Fuzz.
Me: On my lip!?
My mom: Yes.
...I thought she was talking about lint.
=o Somebody's GROWING UPPPPP!!! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: danootaandme on 01/18/06 at 5:59 am
My daughter and I today.
Brooke: *Grabs her butt*
Me: What's the matter?
Brooke: My butt hurts.
Me: Why?
Brooke: My pee pee's bothering it.
Me: Your pee pee is bothering your butt?
Brooke: *nods yes*
Me: Interesting. http://bestsmileys.com/paranoid/3.gif
Rash?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/18/06 at 7:06 am
=o Somebody's GROWING UPPPPP!!! :D ;D
Pffft, I've had fuzz on my lip since...uh...
...BEFORE I WAS BORN.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/18/06 at 5:23 pm
I'll have you meet the manager at Au Bon Pain on Friday,I'll call you the day before to let you know what happened. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/18/06 at 5:24 pm
seems to me you should stay away from her for a while
That's what's been happening lately. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/18/06 at 8:39 pm
....*sigh*
Me: *hands page from editorials* This is what I was trying to say when I said it was silly that some people were boycotting stores for saying "happy holidays". I don't think you understood me.
My mom: *glances at article* I don't think it's silly at all. These people feel very strongly about this--
Me: I mean I think it is silly that they feel strongly about it.
My mom: Not really, I mean, there is an effort to secularize this nation and this is what they're doing by taking "Christ" out of Christmas.
Me: ....I think that is very paranoia-fueled.
My mom: Not if you've been paying attention to what's been going on in this country for the past fifty years!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/18/06 at 8:46 pm
....*sigh*
Me: *hands page from editorials* This is what I was trying to say when I said it was silly that some people were boycotting stores for saying "happy holidays". I don't think you understood me.
My mom: *glances at article* I don't think it's silly at all. These people feel very strongly about this--
Me: I mean I think it is silly that they feel strongly about it.
My mom: Not really, I mean, there is an effort to secularize this nation and this is what they're doing by taking "Christ" out of Christmas.
Me: ....I think that is very paranoia-fueled.
My mom: Not if you've been paying attention to what's been going on in this country for the past fifty years!
you lost me after the second line.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/19/06 at 12:29 am
....*sigh*
Me: *hands page from editorials* This is what I was trying to say when I said it was silly that some people were boycotting stores for saying "happy holidays". I don't think you understood me.
My mom: *glances at article* I don't think it's silly at all. These people feel very strongly about this--
Me: I mean I think it is silly that they feel strongly about it.
My mom: Not really, I mean, there is an effort to secularize this nation and this is what they're doing by taking "Christ" out of Christmas.
Me: ....I think that is very paranoia-fueled.
My mom: Not if you've been paying attention to what's been going on in this country for the past fifty years!
fox news, your mom watches Bill O'Reilly hahhahhahhah. a right winger with a son who's leaning left. That will always make for good breakfast banter.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: danootaandme on 01/19/06 at 5:25 am
fox news, your mom watches Bill O'Reilly hahhahhahhah. a right winger with a son who's leaning left. That will always make for good breakfast banter.
It's what makes breakfast and adolescence fun! 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/19/06 at 11:08 am
Me: I want to see this school...Spanish Fort High.
My mom: No.
Me: I don't care if you say it promotes Satanism, I still want to decide. I'm not going to sit on my hands and be infanitilized while someone else makes my decisions!
My mom: The Bible says that parents should educate their children, and since you are not an adult, we will decide what school you go to.
Me: What if I don't go the Christian school?
My mom: Then you'll be home.
Me: What if I won't homeschool?
My mom: You either go to the Christian school or you're homeschooled.
Me: What if I won't do either?
My mom: Then you'll be a dropout.
Me: Alright.
fudge...I'm dropping out of high school then.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/19/06 at 12:07 pm
Phone rings....
Mom :where are you?
KK: what, no hello?
Mom: are you in the car?
KK: hello to you too.
Mom: call me when you're out of the car.
*click*
My mom hangining up on me cuz she thinks that, even with hands-free, I"ll crash using the phone.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 01/19/06 at 12:19 pm
Me: I want to see this school...Spanish Fort High.
My mom: No.
Me: I don't care if you say it promotes Satanism, I still want to decide. I'm not going to sit on my hands and be infanitilized while someone else makes my decisions!
My mom: The Bible says that parents should educate their children, and since you are not an adult, we will decide what school you go to.
Me: What if I don't go the Christian school?
My mom: Then you'll be home.
Me: What if I won't homeschool?
My mom: You either go to the Christian school or you're homeschooled.
Me: What if I won't do either?
My mom: Then you'll be a dropout.
Me: Alright.
fudge...I'm dropping out of high school then.
Jeebus I feel sorry for you man. :\'( Thats like abuse, IMO.
It makes me so glad that I didn't get stuck with religious parents. I mean they had their faults still, but this reminds me I could have had it worse. Hang in there, man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/19/06 at 3:07 pm
"Don't Worry,You'll Do Fine".One of the secretaries wishing me good luck on my job interview tomorrow. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/20/06 at 10:05 am
Scott: I am growing impatient.
Me: I know. You should really postpone...
Scott: Evel Knievel does not postpone! The President does not postpone, James Bond-
arch..ar....OK. we have one week!
Don't say I never gave you anything!
Me: You're buying these drinks, right?
Having a meeting my artist friend that I'm trying to drum up sponsorship for...a wild man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/20/06 at 3:18 pm
On the phone with Robin last night:
"Please Robin,Let me Talk To You,I don't want you to shut me out cause there's nothing to discuss anymore".
"I've been feeling depressed and tired lately". :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/20/06 at 3:21 pm
On the phone with Robin last night:
"Please Robin,Let me Talk To You,I don't want you to shut me out cause there's nothing to discuss anymore".
"I've been feeling depressed and tired lately". :(
I should say that usually Quotes of the day are supposed to be happy and Make your day...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/20/06 at 3:23 pm
Why did you grow a beard?
I can't leave you alone for five minutes
What the Christ?
What the devil?
From a song I first heard today.
It made me laugh... why? I dunno.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/20/06 at 3:35 pm
I should say that usually Quotes of the day are supposed to be happy and Make your day...
Well lately she's been depressed and tired lately. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/20/06 at 3:39 pm
Well lately she's been depressed and tired lately. :(
You should start a sadder quote thread.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/20/06 at 3:41 pm
You should start a sadder quote thread.
Maybe I will in the future.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/20/06 at 11:23 pm
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/20/06 at 11:59 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
MUST HOLD BACK MY MONKEY LOVE
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/21/06 at 12:07 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
MY LOVE IS ONLY FOR MONKEYS
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/21/06 at 9:21 am
uh...
was this one of your "Late night talks" again?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/21/06 at 9:51 am
uh...
was this one of your "Late night talks" again?
Yes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 12:28 am
Carpe Noctem says:
Yeah, I deflate any erection in a 4-mile radius.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 12:30 am
Carpe Noctem says:
The nipples are man's thermometer
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 12:51 am
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
my gramma has one
Carpe Noctem says:
'Cause they're a fire hazard
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 12:56 am
Carpe Noctem says:
And I just said "Poop," Doms
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 1:01 am
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
I better stop looking
Carpe Noctem says:
*broom picture*
Carpe Noctem says:
THAT'S hot.
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
so I don't...
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/22/06 at 1:16 am
Carpe Noctem says:
"To be a good writer, you should input lots and lots of penis into your story"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/22/06 at 1:25 pm
Carpe Noctem says:
"To be a good writer, you should input lots and lots of penis into your story"
He actually said that? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/22/06 at 5:01 pm
Carpe Noctem says:
Yeah, I deflate any erection in a 4-mile radius.
Carpe Noctem says:
The nipples are man's thermometer
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
my gramma has one
Carpe Noctem says:
'Cause they're a fire hazard
Carpe Noctem says:
And I just said "Poop," Doms
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
I better stop looking
Carpe Noctem says:
*broom picture*
Carpe Noctem says:
THAT'S hot.
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
so I don't...
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/23/06 at 7:52 am
..
Ah, my boyfriend.. ::)
You picked a good one.
Well, there IS the constant "XD"ing...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/23/06 at 5:48 pm
My job coach today:
"Well Howard you nailed the interview,Are you going to call Robin and tell her the good news?" :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/23/06 at 7:52 pm
Dentist: So, this is your first year of high school?
Me: Uh...yeah...well, I'm homeschooled.
Dentist: You must love that!
Me: *wonders if she's being sarcastic* Hmm.
Dentist: What?
Me: Nothing.
Dentist: What, you'd like to get up earlier and have to go someplace?
Me: Actually...yes.
(few minutes later)
Dentist: I guess it would be pretty hard to get a girlfriend if you couldn't go to school to meet her!
WTF?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/24/06 at 9:36 am
A: "She doesn't even remember that we bought all those window-envelopes!"
B: "We're supposed to use the window-enveleopes?"
A" "I'm surrounded!" (walks out)
B: (examines envelope) "ohhhh. that's what the window is for. the address!"
a frustrated co-worker and astupid co-worker
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 01/24/06 at 10:18 am
Me : Mam, you're beautiful
Mam: Shut up, man
:o :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/24/06 at 1:02 pm
Me : Mam, you're beautiful
Mam: Shut up, man
:o :\'(
Who told you to shut up?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/24/06 at 1:06 pm
Me : Mam, you're beautiful
Mam: Shut up, man
:o :\'(
I think that's pretty funny.
Like my earlier post of calling my mom and her hanging up on me cuz I was on a cell phone in the car.
:)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/24/06 at 1:09 pm
"Robin,I would like to see you THIS Sunday after a month away from each other".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/25/06 at 9:42 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
I like what I see there, Doms...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/25/06 at 9:42 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
I like what I see there, Doms...
Yeah, I was referring to Snyder saying that to you on this forum once in the gallery thread.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/25/06 at 9:55 pm
Yeah, I was referring to Snyder saying that to you on this forum once in the gallery thread.
Quit denying the fact that you were talking about T3H P3N1S (!!!!!1one), Marsh..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 01/26/06 at 3:39 am
My father in law when I w3as driving them home the other day.
"What do you want to stop for lunch for? It's only one o'clock"
Yeah, that'd be lunchtime by most normal people's standards!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/26/06 at 8:05 am
My Dad on lunch
I"ll come to your cafeteria becuase it's cheap but it has a nice view....like you!
???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 01/26/06 at 10:14 am
Me: I've been accepted as a transfer student and was wondering if I could make an appointment with an advisor.
Lady: No, they don't take appointments, it's on a walk-in basis only.
Me: So, how can I get a transcript evaluation?
Lady: Well, you have to make an appointment.
Me: Oh. Okay. Thank you for your help. ::)
I would rather be a bum than go through that...administrators can be hell..I know,I used to be one!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/26/06 at 3:23 pm
My Dad on lunch
I"ll come to your cafeteria becuase it's cheap but it has a nice view....like you!
???
What did he actually mean by"nice view"?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/28/06 at 3:15 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
PARTS OF ME JUST FLOPPIN' AROUND!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/28/06 at 3:22 am
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/28/06 at 3:44 am
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/30/06 at 4:53 pm
"I really DID miss you". Robin talking to me last night. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/30/06 at 10:46 pm
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
well, Beth... yesterday my poop was green
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/30/06 at 11:00 pm
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
well, Beth... yesterday my poop was green
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/30/06 at 11:29 pm
... You left out the funny part!
.. I did? Which part was that..?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/30/06 at 11:34 pm
.. I did? Which part was that..?
well you should started from the "I'm used to it" until the "no, it was saturday!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/31/06 at 1:07 am
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
well, Beth... yesterday my poop was green
--B e t h---"Je jure que nous
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 01/31/06 at 1:13 am
:o aaahhhhhggggg good shock value here :o
Yup. And you can thank Dominic for that... :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 01/31/06 at 1:24 am
Yup. And you can thank Dominic for that... :D
really, those irrepugnant thoughts didn't originate from the mind of MidKnightDarkness? Well Dominic almost made me lose my enchilada. I've changed diapers before. It ain't pretty, and that brought it all back ;D ;D . See, when you and your homies are working the board, there's no telling what to expect. :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 01/31/06 at 3:22 am
son: "Mum my torch isn't working"
me: "Well, perhaps the batteries have gone flat"
son: "No, they were working last week when I switched the torch on and left it on under the sofa"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/31/06 at 4:24 pm
Me, to Scott: "Do you KNOW how hard it is to hump somebody while you're both moving?"
I'll let you develop the back-story for yourself.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 01/31/06 at 4:26 pm
"Robin,I want to use you as my human sundae just for one night" ;D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 01/31/06 at 4:30 pm
Me, to Scott: "Do you KNOW how hard it is to hump somebody while you're both moving?"
I'll let you develop the back-story for yourself.
"Robin,I want to use you as my human sundae just for one night" ;D ;)
...whoa, two obscure innuendos in a row!
I continued cleaning out my closet today, by the way...all kinds of junk.
Me: *opens plastic bag* Ah, it's a bunch of Sunday school stuff. *picks up card* It's the Caucasian Jesus Christ!
My mom: What's with all the glitter?
Me: Well, it is Jesus Christ.
My mom: What does that have to do with anything?
Me: Well, he's the Son of God...and he's white.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 01/31/06 at 6:10 pm
...whoa, two obscure innuendos in a row!
I didn't imply anything.. I came out and said it, dammit. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/31/06 at 9:03 pm
really, those irrepugnant thoughts didn't originate from the mind of MidKnightDarkness? Well Dominic almost made me lose my enchilada. I've changed diapers before. It ain't pretty, and that brought it all back ;D ;D . See, when you and your homies are working the board, there's no telling what to expect. :-\\
you missed the context, she was talking about how her co-worker explains his poop.
And, well, I was making an example, although it WAS true...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 01/31/06 at 9:06 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
No
...
...
ha... haha... BUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
That's a good one, ain't it?! I just couldn't stop laughing. That Marsh... he's one funny guy!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/01/06 at 4:23 pm
"Where Are You Going To Put The Whipped Cream And Cherries"?(Robin on Sunday) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/01/06 at 7:49 pm
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
it's not the kind of place I want to be advertising the fact that I need a screw!
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
like my hotdog
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/02/06 at 3:06 pm
Tyler: Is there any way you can get carpal tunnel syndrome besides typing?
;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/02/06 at 3:19 pm
"You have good singing skills"(I was talking to Robin last night) :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/02/06 at 4:44 pm
This just in: 2 co-workers seated behind me discussing his flooded RV. (him) "I don't know what I'm gonna do"? (her) "I think you need a hummer". :o just another exciting day at the phone company ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/03/06 at 9:28 am
We were in the car yesterday and Vaughn dropped one of his toys and wanted Chris to pick it up.....
Vaughn: Can you pick up my car that fell on the floor
Chris: I can't reach it buddy....it's too far away from me
Vaughn: (starting to whine)
Me: Gosh Vaughn, he's not freakin' Stretch Armstrong!
Gotta love our sarcasm! ;) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/03/06 at 10:53 am
We were in the car yesterday and Vaughn dropped one of his toys and wanted Chris to pick it up.....
Vaughn: Can you pick up my car that fell on the floor
Chris: I can't reach it buddy....it's too far away from me
Vaughn: (starting to whine)
Me: Gosh Vaughn, he's not freakin' Stretch Armstrong!
Gotta love our sarcasm! ;) ;D
yeah, I love it, and one day his Kindergarten teacher will ask Vaughn to please hand her the chalk, and he's gonna respond "I'm not freakin' Stretch Armstrong"! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/03/06 at 2:04 pm
Dustin: We're gonna get our asses kicked.
Me: No problem.
Dustin: What?
Me: We'll just make our team name "Off Constantly".
Dustin: Why?
Me: See, when they win, they'll have to run around yelling "Yay! We win! We win! We beat Off Constantly, we beat Off Constantly!"
Dustin: Ahh... still, we're goin' down.
Me: Yeah. But at least we didn't beat Off Constantly.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/03/06 at 2:08 pm
"Off" is my favorite insect repellent. When you're alone in the woods, you can't beat it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/03/06 at 2:10 pm
"Enough With My fantasies,We'll do things as they come naturally". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/03/06 at 2:35 pm
Dustin: We're gonna get our asses kicked.
Me: No problem.
Dustin: What?
Me: We'll just make our team name "Off Constantly".
Dustin: Why?
Me: See, when they win, they'll have to run around yelling "Yay! We win! We win! We beat Off Constantly, we beat Off Constantly!"
Dustin: Ahh... still, we're goin' down.
Me: Yeah. But at least we didn't beat Off Constantly.
;D That's hilarious, Andrew.
Now walk up to the globe...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/03/06 at 3:53 pm
I have a work buddy named Jack who had his Chevy pickup stolen about a month ago, and while he's trying to get a fair settlement from his insurance company he's stuck driving around in a rented Kia, a car which he absolutely hates and a subject on which I needle him mercilessly:
Me: You know what "Kia" stands for, don't you?
Jack: No, what?
Me: Aw, come on, you were in the military...you know, K.I.A.?
Jack: Oh yeah, killed in action.
Me: So I guess that makes your truck a "Mia" then...
Dustin: We're gonna get our asses kicked.
Me: No problem.
Dustin: What?
Me: We'll just make our team name "Off Constantly".
Dustin: Why?
Me: See, when they win, they'll have to run around yelling "Yay! We win! We win! We beat Off Constantly, we beat Off Constantly!"
Dustin: Ahh... still, we're goin' down.
Me: Yeah. But at least we didn't beat Off Constantly.
That's pretty good. ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/03/06 at 5:18 pm
We were in the car yesterday and Vaughn dropped one of his toys and wanted Chris to pick it up.....
Vaughn: Can you pick up my car that fell on the floor
Chris: I can't reach it buddy....it's too far away from me
Vaughn: (starting to whine)
Me: Gosh Vaughn, he's not freakin' Stretch Armstrong!
Gotta love our sarcasm! ;) ;D
Ah... Stretch, I remember those! I broke mine to see what was in it... just sandy stuff, I think.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/04/06 at 12:58 am
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
I wish boobs really DID come out of the ears.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/04/06 at 7:08 am
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
I wish boobs really DID come out of the ears.
I wouldn't stop playing with myself all day. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/04/06 at 8:24 am
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
I wish boobs really DID come out of the ears.
.... WHAT were you talking about last night?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/04/06 at 10:29 am
.... WHAT were you talking about last night?
You don't know! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/04/06 at 11:10 am
its not the distance that drives us apart its 2 different lives not involving me and you says: can i come and stay with u for a while?
{229} --- "ToSeeYouSmileI'dFaceMyDeath..." says: errrr, not really, things are a bit crowded and we're all starting moving preperations.
its not the distance that drives us apart its 2 different lives not involving me and you says: I ave already missed this months rent and aint saved the money for next month
{229} --- "ToSeeYouSmileI'dFaceMyDeath..." says: i suppose you should then
its not the distance that drives us apart its 2 different lives not involving me and you says: you want me to bring some food?
{229} --- "ToSeeYouSmileI'dFaceMyDeath..." says: No, just some industrial pesticides and a towel
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/04/06 at 4:30 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Hmm...I ought to delete my logs of MSN conversations
Let's Imitate Reality. Let's Strive For Mediocrity. Let's Make Believe We're All The Same. Let's Sanitize Our Little Brains! says:
You keep a history?
Let's Imitate Reality. Let's Strive For Mediocrity. Let's Make Believe We're All The Same. Let's Sanitize Our Little Brains! says:
I do, but I have my own desktop.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
I don't want anyone in my family to read them, a lot of them have to do with T3H P3N1S and hating church
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/04/06 at 4:38 pm
Goddamn These Hands, I Let Them Touch YOU. says:
Shoot, gotta go.
Goddamn These Hands, I Let Them Touch YOU. says:
Dog needs walkin'.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
See you later
Goddamn These Hands, I Let Them Touch YOU. says:
Back later, my hispanic comrade.
Goddamn These Hands, I Let Them Touch YOU. says:
Peace.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
DOGGY'S GONNA HAVE SEX
I just...blurted that out right as you left. I'm not sure whether you saw that or not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/04/06 at 5:35 pm
Yeah, I saw it. XD
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/05/06 at 12:47 am
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
*holds butt*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/05/06 at 11:51 pm
Tonight while watching the Super Bowl half-time show....
Me: Wow! Look how bad Keith Richards looks! He is looking everyday, more and more like Lady Elaine (from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood).
LOL! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/06/06 at 12:01 am
Today was Communion...we all received our little pieces of bread and the elder would say, "Eat this bread in remembrance of me" and we would all solemnly eat the bread and then the same with the little cups with grape juice...and after that, they put the Jesus bread on the table with the other food that was brought.
Joel: Hey, bread! (rips off a chunk and eats it)
Tell me that is not hilarious.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/06/06 at 12:56 am
Tonight while watching the Super Bowl half-time show....
Me: Wow! Look how bad Keith Richards looks! He is looking everyday, more and more like Lady Elaine (from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood).
LOL! :D
whoa, i used to think she was kinda hot ???
Today was Communion...we all received our little pieces of bread and the elder would say, "Eat this bread in remembrance of me" and we would all solemnly eat the bread and then the same with the little cups with grape juice...and after that, they put the Jesus bread on the table with the other food that was brought.
Joel: Hey, bread! (rips off a chunk and eats it)
Tell me that is not hilarious.
way to kill the solemn moment >:( that's a chuckler for sures. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/06/06 at 1:04 am
Tonight while watching the Super Bowl half-time show....
Me: Wow! Look how bad Keith Richards looks! He is looking everyday, more and more like Lady Elaine (from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood).
LOL! :D
He's still doing the stuff with the fishing lures in his hair. He started that like.. 10 years ago and just keeps doing it :P
They look ancient.
When i saw them on the Big tour they basically look like they were dug up beforehand ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/06/06 at 5:03 am
Today was Communion...we all received our little pieces of bread and the elder would say, "Eat this bread in remembrance of me" and we would all solemnly eat the bread and then the same with the little cups with grape juice...and after that, they put the Jesus bread on the table with the other food that was brought.
Joel: Hey, bread! (rips off a chunk and eats it)
Tell me that is not hilarious.
My uncle, during Communion, said "Whoa, there's booze with this bread! AWESOME!"
I kid you not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/06/06 at 6:18 am
"What's wrong with being slobbered on"? (referring to Robin And I last night) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 8:25 am
whoa, i used to think she was kinda hot ???
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
I think maybe you meant.....HER
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=LADY+ABERLIN/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12g6irvl7/EXP=1139322311/*-http%3A//www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_aberlin.jpg
Lady Aberlin...I hope you meant her. LOL! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/06/06 at 8:31 am
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
..
Hahahahahahhahaha
Oh, sexy..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/06/06 at 9:20 am
My sister: Aha! Turn the mirror upon yourself! The fault lies in the common denominator- that's YOU!
(to my mom after she complains that everyone around her gets things she says confused- when it's she that's the confusing one)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/06/06 at 4:49 pm
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
I think maybe you meant.....HER
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=LADY+ABERLIN/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12g6irvl7/EXP=1139322311/*-http%3A//www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_aberlin.jpg
Lady Aberlin...I hope you meant her. LOL! :D
Lady Elaine Fairchild? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/06/06 at 5:02 pm
At work today:
Me: *Does something stupid* (Too complicated to explain)
Jay: Hahaha.. Ditz..
Me: >:-{
Jay: *Laughs, laughs, laughs...walks into closed door*
Me: ..... Aaaaaaaaaaahahahaha..!!!
Jay: >:-{
Later on in the day....
Me: Do you have any garbage that needs taken out to the dumpster?
Jay: Psssht, yeah.. *Gathers garbage*
Me: *Reaches for the garbage*
Jay: *Throws garbage bag across the room and laughs as I go to pick it up*
About 10 minutes later..
Jay: *Leans over in his chair to tell me something.... falls off...*
Har.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/06/06 at 8:48 pm
FawningSwindlers: Dude, that is the worst Myspace page I have ever seen.
FawningSwindlers: Well... it's close.
TopTrig12: I know!
TopTrig12: It's the worst I've seen by far
TopTrig12: It is the only myspace that would provoke me to violently murder a puppy.
FawningSwindlers: =(
FawningSwindlers: THat's horrible.
TopTrig12: It's THAT bad.
FawningSwindlers: I would rather look at that lame Mysace than kill a puppy.
TopTrig12: Meh...look at Kristin's myspace, kill a puppy...
TopTrig12: *weighs hands*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/06/06 at 9:17 pm
FawningSwindlers: Dude, that is the worst Myspace page I have ever seen.
FawningSwindlers: Well... it's close.
TopTrig12: I know!
TopTrig12: It's the worst I've seen by far
TopTrig12: It is the only myspace that would provoke me to violently murder a puppy.
FawningSwindlers: =(
FawningSwindlers: THat's horrible.
TopTrig12: It's THAT bad.
FawningSwindlers: I would rather look at that lame Mysace than kill a puppy.
TopTrig12: Meh...look at Kristin's myspace, kill a puppy...
TopTrig12: *weighs hands*
*Slowly shakes head..*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/06/06 at 9:42 pm
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
I think maybe you meant.....HER
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=LADY+ABERLIN/v=2/SID=e/l=IVI/SIG=12g6irvl7/EXP=1139322311/*-http%3A//www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_aberlin.jpg
Lady Aberlin...I hope you meant her. LOL! :D
hahhahhahhah yes yes the real woman ;D and thats kind of hard up at that!!!! I thought the real lady was Elaine, my mistake. There must be something seriously wrong with me to get any kind of jollification from the mr rogers neighborhood chick.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/06/06 at 10:09 pm
you thought that......SHE was hot?? ???
http://www.misterrogers.org/images/mrn/cast/lady_elaine.jpg
hey, don't laugh, i'm pretty much at the point i wouldn't dismiss her out of hand.
'well, okay, granted she's a marionette and that's a minus, but she's also got a lot of very endearing qualities...'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/06/06 at 10:11 pm
hey, don't laugh, i'm pretty much at the point i wouldn't dismiss her out of hand.
'well, okay, granted she's a marionette and that's a minus, but she's also got a lot of very endearing qualities...'
;D ;D I'm speechless ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/06/06 at 10:12 pm
hey, don't laugh, i'm pretty much at the point i wouldn't dismiss her out of hand.
'well, okay, granted she's a marionette and that's a minus, but she's also got a lot of very endearing qualities...'
Her tits will never droop.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 10:21 pm
hey, don't laugh, i'm pretty much at the point i wouldn't dismiss her out of hand.
'well, okay, granted she's a marionette and that's a minus, but she's also got a lot of very endearing qualities...'
i am now going to pee my pants, you have me laughing so hard!! ;D ;D ;D
BTW....I always thought of her as the neighborhood lesbian...I dunno, maybe it was just me! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/06/06 at 10:23 pm
i am now going to pee my pants, you have me laughing so hard!! ;D ;D ;D
BTW....I always thought of her as the neighborhood lesbian...I dunno, maybe it was just me! :D
The picture of that puppet standing there is hilarious in itself.... you couldn't have found a better picture of her, that's for sure ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 10:25 pm
The picture of that puppet standing there is hilarious in itself.... you couldn't have found a better picture of her, that's for sure ;D
well, it's not like I had too many to choose from...believe it or not, internet photos of Lady Elaine just aren't as much in demand as we all may have thought. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/06/06 at 10:57 pm
i am now going to pee my pants, you have me laughing so hard!! ;D ;D ;D
BTW....I always thought of her as the neighborhood lesbian...I dunno, maybe it was just me! :D
you know how i knew?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 11:02 pm
you know how i knew?
how? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/06/06 at 11:04 pm
Her tits will never droop.
I will never see Mr Rogers in the same way ever again
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/06/06 at 11:09 pm
how? ???
er, um... that time i was just talkin' smack. :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/06/06 at 11:11 pm
er, um... that time i was just talkin' smack. :-[
;D :D ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/07/06 at 3:26 am
NON - Forum quotes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 6:24 am
I will never see Mr Rogers in the same way ever again
He's probably rolling over in his grave.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/07/06 at 8:08 am
NON - Forum quotes
Sorry nal--Karen. :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 10:53 am
Sorry nal--Karen. :-scratched by dragging needle across it.
the 3 other girls jaws drop to floor.
meanwhile I am LOL trying not to ask my kid why she is watching this. it was funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/07/06 at 10:55 am
Sorry nal--Karen. :-[
Only that you (amongst others) went on at Howard in the other thread for postin non-forum quotes.
karen
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 10:56 am
Only that you (amongst others) went on at Howard in the other thread for postin non-forum quotes.
karen
she said sorry
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/07/06 at 11:09 am
whoops, sort of got of topic, sorry also. heres a Non-Forum Quote
I'm in kitchen and my daughter is watching MTV, some dating show called NEXT, 4 kids inside a custom bus trying to get chosen to be the date.
One girl asks the others "so, do you like bulges on a guy"?
(naive girl) "you mean muscles"?
(1st girl) "I mean his package"
(naive girl) looking like a deer looking into headlights.
(1st girl) "have you ever seen a p3nis"?
(naive girl) pauses, then says "I've seen my dads p3nis")
loud sound like a record album being scratched by dragging needle across it.
the 3 other girls jaws drop to floor.
meanwhile I am LOL trying not to ask my kid why she is watching this. it was funny.
hahahaha...>OMFG!! That is hilarious! I LOVE that show...the people on there are so funny. It is especially great when it a gay guy and another gay guy walks off of the bus and he is like, "huh uh...I don't think so...NEXT" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/07/06 at 11:44 am
Only that you (amongst others) went on at Howard in the other thread for postin non-forum quotes.
karen
I said I was sor--
she said sorry
...Yeah...!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/07/06 at 12:06 pm
Although this was snotty, it was funny too:
Co-worker to me and the other woman at the front desk:
Hey! Have you heard this one? Two losers are working at the front desk of an office....oh. sorry.
jerk.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 12:14 pm
Robin talking to me last night:
"We'll have sex when we get married". ::)
Like that's ever going to happen! ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/07/06 at 12:19 pm
Robin talking to me last night:
"We'll have sex when we get married". ::)
Like that's ever going to happen! ::)
There is nothing so overrated as fornication nor underrated as defecation.
--Mark Twain
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 12:20 pm
Although this was snotty, it was funny too:
Co-worker to me and the other woman at the front desk:
Hey! Have you heard this one? Two losers are working at the front desk of an office....oh. sorry.
jerk.
that's really funny, kinda harsh, yet funny. sorry
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 12:21 pm
Robin talking to me last night:
"We'll have sex when we get married". ::)
Like that's ever going to happen! ::)
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La (hands over ears)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 12:23 pm
La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La (hands over ears)
Alright Fine,Don't listen to me! >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 12:43 pm
Alright Fine,Don't listen to me! >:(
don't fret, you are being listened to. it's just so intimate :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/07/06 at 12:45 pm
don't fret, you are being listened to. it's just so intimate :-[
I'm sorry TMI again.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/07/06 at 4:28 pm
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
Meg White looks like Pikachu
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/07/06 at 7:28 pm
Lauren: You seem shaky today.
Me: Well, I have this thing. I have to keep my hands busy with something. Either that or my mouth. I have to keep my hands and mouth busy.
Lauren: Um...
Me: *pauses, not quite getting it. Finally hits me* Wait, that came out so very wrong.
Lauren: Sure....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/07/06 at 11:19 pm
(Me) to my 16 year old daughter. "do you think I can get some computer time here"?
(her) daddy, I've got 5 conversations going on right now on AIM"?
(me) confuzed smile, "5"?
(her) "and then after I gotta do Myspace"!
(me) "Gilmore Girls is on (trying to entice and trick her out of room)
(her) no response
(me) "well allrighty then, have fun, just no pedophiles, and let me have PC for 15min at 9pm". 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 12:56 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Never in my life have I felt so unabashedly queer.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 12:57 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Never in my life have I felt so unabashedly queer.
uh uh, no ;D did he ??? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 1:08 am
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Never in my life have I felt so unabashedly queer.
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 1:11 am
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
that's a dude right?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 1:14 am
that's a dude right?
:o YES! How could you deny his awesome manliness!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 1:24 am
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
If I were a guy, I'd totally go gay for Beck--SERIOUSLY. He's so hot.
http://www.chartattack.com/pics/2003/01/f-beck1.jpg
http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/beck3.jpg
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/10.01.98/gifs/beck-9839.jpg
http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/beck2.jpg
!!!!!
that's a dude right?
Oh NO You DINT! :o
That's it, BEND OVER..!!1 >:-{
http://www.candelabrasforrent.com/images/candelabra_romana.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 1:33 am
If I were a guy, I'd totally go gay for Beck--SERIOUSLY. He's so hot.
http://www.chartattack.com/pics/2003/01/f-beck1.jpg
http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/beck3.jpg
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/10.01.98/gifs/beck-9839.jpg
http://www.ticketservice.com/assets/images/beck2.jpg
!!!!!
Oh NO You DINT! :o
That's it, BEND OVER..!!1 >:-{
http://www.candelabrasforrent.com/images/candelabra_romana.jpg
Are those candles meant for me? Light my fire :D I'm sorry if I dis'd your boy Beck. does he have a sister?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 1:42 am
Are those candles meant for me? Light my fire :D I'm sorry if I dis'd your boy Beck. does he have a sister?
Wait Wait WAIT!!11
... I-I don't think you understand..! I am about to shove this hurr wrought iron candelabra up your anus..!!!11 http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 1:50 am
Wait Wait WAIT!!11
... I-I don't think you understand..! I am about to shove this hurr wrought iron candelabra up your anus..!!!11 http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif
I did understand and figured if I'm paying the price for my sin against beck, at least maybe I could get a hookup with the cuter beck ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 8:55 am
Inspirational.
Every day I wake up and think how I can upset somebody.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 9:22 am
you know, i've been told i look a lot like beck.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/08/06 at 9:30 am
you know, i've been told i look a lot like beck.
proof?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 9:34 am
proof?
you'll just have to trust me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/08/06 at 10:13 am
He doesn't want us to see his pic because then we'll KNOW he's gay ;)
oops, wrong thread ;D
Yeah, this all harkens back to the
"you have a girl as your avatar"...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 10:25 am
Yeah, this all harkens back to the
"you have a girl as your avatar"...
a necessary evil to be able to avail myself of all those priceless goofy facial expressions.
pretty, and witty...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/08/06 at 10:46 am
a necessary evil to be able to avail myself of all those priceless goofy facial expressions.
pretty, and witty...
oh no, don't get me wrong..I loove your avatars; I loook forward to the changes.
The "goosed" one was great.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 11:08 am
oh no, don't get me wrong..I loove your avatars; I loook forward to the changes.
The "goosed" one was great.
my favorites are definitely stoner tia and slacker tia. The ones where she's got those "dude, where's my excellent adventure" expressions on her face. But right now I'm playing this dangerous game of seeing how gay I can make her.
on the off-chance kim Richards ever happens across this site I hope she recognizes it's homage, not parody.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/08/06 at 11:55 am
my favorites are definitely stoner tia and slacker tia. The ones where she's got those "dude, where's my excellent adventure" expressions on her face. But right now I'm playing this dangerous game of seeing how gay I can make her.
on the off-chance kim Richards ever happens across this site I hope she recognizes it's homage, not parody.
I'll support you in convincing her. Hail Kim.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/08/06 at 4:01 pm
Wait Wait WAIT!!11
... I-I don't think you understand..! I am about to shove this hurr wrought iron candelabra up your anus..!!!11 http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif
Can I have it shoved up mine? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 5:51 pm
you know, i've been told i look a lot like beck.
:o
..
Bear my children. Right now.
Can I have it shoved up mine? ;D
Dude, Howard. No. Just...just no..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 6:52 pm
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
Dude, I've never hid my love for Beck, so I won't now. BECK IS THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE! Well, the third hottest.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 6:53 pm
Dude, I've never hid my love for Beck, so I won't now. BECK IS THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE! Well, the third hottest.
Um, Doms..? Who the crap's hotter than Beck, exactly..? :o
BTW, I found a picture of his wife. It nearly made me cry. Aw, Shoot, it DID make me cry..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 6:54 pm
:o
..
Bear my children. Right now.
Dude, Howard. No. Just...just no..
You took the words outta my mouth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 6:54 pm
Um, Doms..? Who the crap's hotter than Beck, exactly..? :o
BTW, I found a picture of his wife. It nearly made me cry. Aw, Shoot, it DID make me cry..
I was actually quoting you there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/08/06 at 6:55 pm
Dude, I've never hid my love for Beck, so I won't now. BECK IS THE HOTTEST PERSON ALIVE! Well, the third hottest.
And the other two would be....us...?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 6:55 pm
I was actually quoting you there.
Wait, I said that Beck was the third hottest guy..?! I must have been on something that night..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 7:01 pm
Um, Doms..? Who the crap's hotter than Beck, exactly..? :o
BTW, I found a picture of his wife. It nearly made me cry. Aw, Shoot, it DID make me cry..
Alanis says it's Ironic, meeting the man of your dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 7:03 pm
And the other two would be....us...?
Right-o you are!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 7:05 pm
Alanis says it's Ironic, meeting the man of your dreams, and then meeting his beautiful wife.
B-but..
http://www.kellie.de/jw/grownups/marissa1.jpg
:\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 7:06 pm
B-but..
http://www.kellie.de/jw/grownups/marissa1.jpg
:\'(
who's that?! She's hot!
:P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 7:08 pm
who's that?! She's hot!
:P
Beck's Wife *Hangs head*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 7:11 pm
B-but..
http://www.kellie.de/jw/grownups/marissa1.jpg
:\'(
omg, his grandmother!! that's a crying shame if that's his beautiful wife, but I guess she has inner beauty. she looks like a SNL character
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 7:13 pm
omg, his grandmother!! that's a crying shame if that's his beautiful wife, but I guess she has inner beauty. she looks like a SNL character
Granted, I found and posted the worst picture of her I could find. She's actually not that bad.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/08/06 at 7:16 pm
omg, his grandmother!! that's a crying shame if that's his beautiful wife, but I guess she has inner beauty. she looks like a SNL character
she does... the versaci or whatever character.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/08/06 at 7:22 pm
Granted, I found and posted the worst picture of her I could find. She's actually not that bad.
hahhahha, I love the cattiness in that move. well done. :)
she does... the versaci or whatever character.
yes, thats the one, Mya something or other. she is funny
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/08/06 at 8:04 pm
A word of clarification...
http://www.nndb.com/people/154/000026076/beck.jpg
Drooling yet, gentleman?
Yeah...that's what I thought...liars.
Dude, I was gonna put that in the "Know How I Know You're Gay?" thread.. a pic of Beck, to see the reaction.. he's just too damn pretty!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/08/06 at 8:43 pm
Um, Doms..? Who the crap's hotter than Beck, exactly..? :o
Me, of course. And myself in Spirit Form. I was gonna be a Trinity, but I'm lazy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 8:51 pm
Dude, I was gonna put that in the "Know How I Know You're Gay?" thread.. a pic of Beck, to see the reaction.. he's just too damn pretty!
hmm, i'm not really seeing it. if i had to guess i wouldn'ta thought he was all that.
but his wife, on the other hand, is FUNKY. she must have a great sense of humor or something. either that or she's walking backward on her hands, if you get my drift.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/08/06 at 8:57 pm
hmm, i'm not really seeing it.
Homo. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/08/06 at 8:58 pm
hmm, i'm not really seeing it. if i had to guess i wouldn'ta thought he was all that.
but his wife, on the other hand, is FUNKY. she must have a great sense of humor or something. either that or she's walking backward on her hands, if you get my drift.
;D But seriously... I've never seen or heard about Beck's wife..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 8:58 pm
;D But seriously... I've never seen or heard about Beck's wife..
Did you see her picture I just posted...!?!11 :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 9:01 pm
Homo. ;D
oh no you di'intoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/08/06 at 9:07 pm
oh no you di'intoneoneoneoneoneoneoneoneone.
You're considered a homo if you don't think Beck's a hawt piece o' ass.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 9:09 pm
You're considered a homo if you don't think Beck's a hawt piece o' ass.
i would rather have thought for the fellas it would have been the other way round.
just please, no candles!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/08/06 at 9:14 pm
:o
..
Bear my children. Right now.
oh, wait, no, i'm sorry, it's not beck i've been told i look like, it's bach.
http://www.jsbach.net/media/bach-haussmann.jpg
sorry for the mixup. although i dare say bach probably has better childbearing hips.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/09/06 at 4:03 am
You're considered a homo if you don't think Beck's a hawt piece o' ass.
Did Beck have lip implants or something. It doesn't look natural. and I've heard what they use for those implants. "Beck's got a right purty mouth" theme from deliverance plays in background
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/09/06 at 4:05 am
Did Beck have lip implants or something. It doesn't look natural. and I've heard what they use for those implants. "Beck's got a right purty mouth" theme from deliverance plays in background
LMAO 'right purty mouth' ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/09/06 at 4:07 am
LMAO 'right purty mouth' ;D ;D
I'm sure I'll pay for that one
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/09/06 at 4:08 am
my 4 year old today "At nursery we're doing about people who help us. Can I take my Batman toy in, cos he helps people by killing the baddies"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/09/06 at 8:41 am
Did Beck have lip implants or something. It doesn't look natural. and I've heard what they use for those implants. "Beck's got a right purty mouth" theme from deliverance plays in background
SUUUUUUUEEEEE!!! *Repetitive 3 chord guitar twang in background - overdubbed with pathetic synth rejected by Kraftwerk*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/09/06 at 10:32 am
SUUUUUUUEEEEE!!! *Repetitive 3 chord guitar twang in background - overdubbed with pathetic synth rejected by Kraftwerk*
I'm seeing that scene of the dueling banjos with the rather odd looking inbred mountain kid, but there was 1 banjo and 1 guitar. I guess that'd be a hard title for a song
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/09/06 at 12:25 pm
Tyler: We named a cat after you!
My grandfather: What, Grouchy?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/09/06 at 12:43 pm
Detective: If you're going to dabble in insurance fraud, don't update your voter registration. Now, to fight crime!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/09/06 at 12:54 pm
Detective: If you're going to dabble in insurance fraud, don't update your voter registration. Now, to fight crime!
you work with detectives????
i've already said too much...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/09/06 at 1:00 pm
you work with detectives????
not really; sometimes they come in here (city office) to look stuff up.
I'm not a crime-fighter.
by the way, the comment above about the cat and the grandpa? funny! I can just picture it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/09/06 at 1:06 pm
not really; sometimes they come in here (city office) to look stuff up.
I'm not a crime-fighter.
by the way, the comment above about the cat and the grandpa? funny! I can just picture it.
I dated a detective for a little while. it sucked because you can't put anything over on em.
Yeah, the cat thing was a good one, although he couldn't really be THAT grumpy if he's making good jokes like that!
I underwhelmed you with my acid-jazzer list, didn't I?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/09/06 at 1:48 pm
I dated a detective for a little while. it sucked because you can't put anything over on em.
Yeah, the cat thing was a good one, although he couldn't really be THAT grumpy if he's making good jokes like that!
I underwhelmed you with my acid-jazzer list, didn't I?
NO no no...it's that everytime I open to read the posts, someone comes in the office and I have to do something, so my answers are scatterd and not sequential...I must go find it.
kk
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/06 at 2:11 pm
Today, this rather attractive girl had a Beck t-shirt on.. I was downright amazed how small they make Beck shirts. ;D But anyway, here's what happened:
Me: Dude, Scott, she has Beck shirt!
Scott: Dude, really? Why were you looking, Andrew?
Me: To make sure it was really a Beck shirt.
Scott: I see. We'd better keep looking.. you know, just in case it's NOT a Beck shirt.
Me: You're right.
Scott: It might say something like "Back", or "Peck".
Me: It might not even be the same Beck.
Scott: Agreed. We'll keep staring at the Beck shirt until we figure this out. I think she'd better take it off.. you know, so we can study it more.
Me: Quite.
Then, later, in hockey.. I love how our Gym Teacher never stops anyone from swearing.
Dan: SH-T!
Gym Teacher: *says nothing, but chuckles and has a "Heehee, he said "Sh-t"" look on his face.*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/09/06 at 2:29 pm
Today, this rather attractive girl had a Beck t-shirt on.. I was downright amazed how small they make Beck shirts. ;D But anyway, here's what happened:
Me: Dude, Scott, she has Beck shirt!
Scott: Dude, really? Why were you looking, Andrew?
Me: To make sure it was really a Beck shirt.
Scott: I see. We'd better keep looking.. you know, just in case it's NOT a Beck shirt.
Me: You're right.
Scott: It might say something like "Back", or "Peck".
Me: It might not even be the same Beck.
Scott: Agreed. We'll keep staring at the Beck shirt until we figure this out. I think she'd better take it off.. you know, so we can study it more.
Me: Quite.
Then, later, in hockey.. I love how our Gym Teacher never stops anyone from swearing.
Dan: SH-T!
Gym Teacher: *says nothing, but chuckles and has a "Heehee, he said "Sh-t"" look on his face.*
Back in the day we had a Gym teacher who would hit us, call us all Cun*s, shout general obscenties at everybody etc etc.
Of course, looking back molestation and abuse were prevelant, but at the time it was just better than Math class.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/09/06 at 2:47 pm
"I haven't even gotten to 3rd base yet.I think I'll stay on 1st." ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/06 at 2:53 pm
Back in the day we had a Gym teacher who would hit us, call us all Cun*s, shout general obscenties at everybody etc etc.
Of course, looking back molestation and abuse were prevelant, but at the time it was just better than Math class.
Wow... that had to be tough.. I actually like this gym teacher, though.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/09/06 at 3:48 pm
Today, this rather attractive girl had a Beck t-shirt on.. I was downright amazed how small they make Beck shirts. ;D But anyway, here's what happened:
Me: Dude, Scott, she has Beck shirt!
Scott: Dude, really? Why were you looking, Andrew?
Me: To make sure it was really a Beck shirt.
Scott: I see. We'd better keep looking.. you know, just in case it's NOT a Beck shirt.
Me: You're right.
Scott: It might say something like "Back", or "Peck".
Me: It might not even be the same Beck.
Scott: Agreed. We'll keep staring at the Beck shirt until we figure this out. I think she'd better take it off.. you know, so we can study it more.
Me: Quite.
Then, later, in hockey.. I love how our Gym Teacher never stops anyone from swearing.
Dan: SH-T!
Gym Teacher: *says nothing, but chuckles and has a "Heehee, he said "Sh-t"" look on his face.*
hopefully Lauren wasn't with you when you were ogling at the girls "beck shirt". ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/09/06 at 3:55 pm
Wow... that had to be tough.. I actually like this gym teacher, though.
Like I said, it was better than doing Math.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/06 at 3:56 pm
hopefully Lauren wasn't with you when you were ogling at the girls "beck shirt". ::)
Nope, she was right there, ogling with us... it was a damn nice shirt. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/09/06 at 3:56 pm
Today, this rather attractive girl had a Beck t-shirt on.. I was downright amazed how small they make Beck shirts. ;D But anyway, here's what happened:
Me: Dude, Scott, she has Beck shirt!
Scott: Dude, really? Why were you looking, Andrew?
Me: To make sure it was really a Beck shirt.
Scott: I see. We'd better keep looking.. you know, just in case it's NOT a Beck shirt.
Me: You're right.
Scott: It might say something like "Back", or "Peck".
Me: It might not even be the same Beck.
Scott: Agreed. We'll keep staring at the Beck shirt until we figure this out. I think she'd better take it off.. you know, so we can study it more.
Me: Quite.
I didn't know there were Beck shirts...! Did it have a picture of his face or did it just say "Beck" on it, perhaps in the cursive Guero writing...?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/09/06 at 3:59 pm
I didn't know there were Beck shirts...! Did it have a picture of his face or did it just say "Beck" on it, perhaps in the cursive Guero writing...?
It was simliar to the "Hell Yes" EP album cover.
Ever seen the video for "Girl"? There's a green shirt with that car on it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/09/06 at 5:27 pm
10-year-old girl next-door: She sure DOES alot. I mean do. I mean do stuff...not doodoo. not poop. I mean do som. oh forget it.
she writes poems about my dog.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/09/06 at 8:07 pm
--B e t h---"&We're miles from the middle of nowhere. &Neither of us seems to care..." says:
He looks like a chicken when he sings.
About John Mayer
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/09/06 at 9:46 pm
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
I've been fooled into contracting myself to the country! so cleverly masked in the abstract wording!
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Now you have to wear the funny hat until you can remember the patriotic safe word
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
..
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
ok that went over my head
My Name Is Better Than Yours says:
I want you?
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
That's because you hate America.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Communist.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/09/06 at 10:51 pm
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
That's because you hate America.
Strawberry Fields Forever says:
Communist.
Strangely reminiscent of whenever i talk to you ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 1:52 am
At last nights concert in Oakland, ca. Steve Tyler, lead singer for Aerosmith introducing the band, and gets to the lead guitarist
" and on lead guitar, singing and playing his ass off, Mr. Joe F#&%ing Perry"!!! and Joe Perry takes the microphne and introduces Steve. "and last but not least, the greatest rock and roll front man and lead singer, the Demon of Screamin, Steve Tyler" !!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/10/06 at 9:24 am
Strangely reminiscent of whenever i talk to you ;D
I learn from the best, Mr. McCarthy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 10:25 am
another Aerosmith concert night quote; saw some friends at the concert, afterwards we meet up, are hanging out and talking :
(my friends wife) "they were so good"
(me) "yeah, they rock"
(friends wife) "its extra special for us, we're celebrating"
(me) "really, what are you celebrating"?
(her) "that I don't have a brain tumor"
(me) :o " congratulations" :-\\
(her) "ok, see ya"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 10:30 am
kinda related to that, I'm walking to the office this morning past all the cubbies and go by someone on the phone and the only line of the conversation I hear is "so have you been tested for parasites?"
I stepped up the pace a bit after that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/10/06 at 10:30 am
another Aerosmith concert night quote; saw some friends at the concert, afterwards we meet up, are hanging out and talking :
(my friends wife) "they were so good"
(me) "yeah, they rock"
(friends wife) "its extra special for us, we're celebrating"
(me) "really, what are you celebrating"?
(her) "that I don't have a brain tumor"
(me) :o " congratulations" :-\\
(her) "ok, see ya"
lol. Weird way to celebrate it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 10:35 am
kinda related to that, I'm walking to the office this morning past all the cubbies and go by someone on the phone and the only line of the conversation I hear is "so have you been tested for parasites?"
I stepped up the pace a bit after that.
yeah, as Jeff Foxworthy would say " I did not need to know that" ;D I'm sure as you were walking away you would rather have not even heard that part of the conversation.
lol. Weird way to celebrate it.
I was dang near speechless, other than a "good for you" type reply which sounds kind of lame.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 10:41 am
I'm sure as you were walking away you would rather have not even heard that part of the conversation. I was dang near speechless, other than a "good for you" type reply which sounds kind of lame.
I'm sure if you think you have a brain tumor, learning you don't comes as rather good news.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 10:43 am
I'm sure if you think you have a brain tumor, learning you don't comes as rather good news.
I was happy for her, her husband is a teammate of mine and they have 4 kids, so it was definitely good news. i didn't get any details but she was happy and celebrated in a good way.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 11:53 am
I was happy for her, her husband is a teammate of mine and they have 4 kids, so it was definitely good news. i didn't get any details but she was happy and celebrated in a good way.
Yeah, he could be late for a game if his wife died.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 11:59 am
Yeah, he could be late for a game if his wife died.
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 12:05 pm
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag.
Yeah, that's pretty unsympathetic, he could just pinch hit.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 12:19 pm
lol!
this would be a good time for somebody to post the lyrics to "necropedophile."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 12:21 pm
boss: oh good. the toilet paper shipment arrived.
assistant: that's lightbulbs.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/10/06 at 12:23 pm
boss: oh good. the toilet paper shipment arrived.
assistant: that's lightbulbs.
I hope they won't be plugged in while he's wiping himself with them.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 12:25 pm
Ouch! You're gonna know when you mix those up.
Shattered lightbulbs on the ay-nuss would be a good subject for a cannibal corpse song.
And with that I simply MUST stop bringing up cannibal corpse. Really, I must.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 12:27 pm
Ouch! You're gonna know when you mix those up.
Shattered lightbulbs on the ay-nuss would be a good subject for a cannibal corpse song.
And with that I simply MUST stop bringing up cannibal corpse. Really, I must.
You don't have to stop doing it if you keep getting fed the straight-lines. If it's set u p, go for it.
now if someone's non-forum quote of the day is
"then I ate her eyeballs and bobbed for them in her skull filled with Goldschlager"
and you don't do it...
THAT'S how I know you're gay.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 12:38 pm
You don't have to stop doing it if you keep getting fed the straight-lines. If it's set u p, go for it.
now if someone's non-forum quote of the day is
"then I ate her eyeballs and bobbed for them in her skull filled with Goldschlager"
and you don't do it...
THAT'S how I know you're gay.
;D HAHA!
On the X-Files earlier today -
Mulder - Severe lacerations to back of cranium, eyes ripped from sockets, nasal cavity forced open, you know what this means Scully?
Scully - Yes Mulder, I do
Mulder - This man has been, skull fuc*ed to death.
Now that, would make a good Cannibal Corpse song.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 2:03 pm
;D HAHA!
On the X-Files earlier today -
Mulder - Severe lacerations to back of cranium, eyes ripped from sockets, nasal cavity forced open, you know what this means Scully?
Scully - Yes Mulder, I do
Mulder - This man has been, skull fuc*ed to death.
Now that, would make a good Cannibal Corpse song.
and it would make for a really interesting episode of x-files.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 2:08 pm
and it would make for a really interesting episode of x-files.
Mulder - This man has been decapitated, note the shoddy way in which the cut was executed, it's fairly obvious this was the work of a novice.
Scully - Mulder, why is there excrement in his chest cavity?
Mulder - I think it should be fairly obvious, somebody cut his head off and sheesh down his neck.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 2:15 pm
oo! oo! you know what would be cool, if you had an X-Files where there was this cannibal corpse song about slukl fnikcug and then somebody actually slukl fekcud someone and at first you thought he was actually inspired to do it by the song but then you learned that the song actually had subsonic mind control signals in it that triggered a previously implanted assassin program in the guy. And the slukl fekcud guy was actually someone in the CIA wanted dead.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 2:18 pm
oo! oo! you know what would be cool, if you had an X-Files where there was this cannibal corpse song about slukl fnikcug and then somebody actually slukl fekcud someone and at first you thought he was actually inspired to do it by the song but then you learned that the song actually had subsonic mind control signals in it that triggered a previously implanted assassin program in the guy. And the slukl fekcud guy was actually someone in the CIA wanted dead.
Ritalin run out chief?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 2:19 pm
Ritalin run out chief?
It's the x-files yo. It's supposed to be crazy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 2:22 pm
It's the x-files yo. It's supposed to be crazy.
the day the X-files meets reality. everyone thinks they're going crazy and paranoid but it's real.
and theres lots of you-know-what going on in the Federal Bureaus. I think TV already has mind control.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 2:27 pm
the day the X-files meets reality. everyone thinks they're going crazy and paranoid but it's real.
and theres lots of you-know-what going on in the Federal Bureaus. I think TV already has mind control.
I'd give you an in depth answer to that, but Days of our Lives is just about to start...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 2:28 pm
I'd give you an in depth answer to that, but Days of our Lives is just about to start...
I understand. go watch yer stories.
gotta go do math.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/10/06 at 2:30 pm
the day the X-files meets reality. everyone thinks they're going crazy and paranoid but it's real.
and theres lots of you-know-what going on in the Federal Bureaus. I think TV already has mind control.
tv IS mind control.
When you take a whiz sitting down, that's when They get you. with their crushed light bulbs. I've seen it happen but no one will believe me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 2:33 pm
tv IS mind control.
When you take a whiz sitting down, that's when They get you. with their crushed light bulbs. I've seen it happen but no one will believe me.
That ain't no regular glass.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/10/06 at 2:35 pm
In gym, my team captain:
"Allright, everyone, pants off. NOW."
We won the game, so we were celebrating.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 2:36 pm
In gym, my team captain:
"Allright, everyone, pants off. NOW."
We won the game, so we were celebrating.
Now that sounds like the Gym Classes I had.
Except it wouldn't be a student saying that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 2:53 pm
In gym, my team captain:
"Allright, everyone, pants off. NOW."
We won the game, so we were celebrating.
sounds like my school bus driver!
er. um... I mean....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/10/06 at 2:56 pm
In gym, my team captain:
"Allright, everyone, pants off. NOW."
We won the game, so we were celebrating.
Were there girls in the gym? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/10/06 at 3:00 pm
Were there girls in the gym? :o
My team captain WAS a girl.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/10/06 at 3:01 pm
My team captain WAS a girl.
Oh I'm sorry to hear that. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/10/06 at 3:03 pm
sounds like my school bus driver!
er. um... I mean....
Thanks, I'd blanked that memory from my mind
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/10/06 at 3:05 pm
"I'm going to mow her lawn on Sunday" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 02/10/06 at 3:09 pm
From a friend of my grandfather-
There I was paying for his clap and I didn't get the enjoyment of catching it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 3:10 pm
"I'm going to mow her lawn on Sunday" ;D
I did it again. LOL'd.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/10/06 at 3:13 pm
I did it again. LOL'd.
It's a sexual term Kay. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 3:16 pm
It's a sexual term Kay. ;D
I'm with you, pal. I mean you made me laugh.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/10/06 at 4:04 pm
I'm with you, pal. I mean you made me laugh.
I'm glad. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 5:31 pm
So I'm having lunch with my friend at work and:
(she) asks me if I wanna here her story about her Dr. appointment yesterday.
(me) sure, lay it on me.
(her) I'm having this female/feminine procedure "bad word" and the doctor has me in the reclining seat, and warns me the local anethesia will make my heart race, and to not panic. Then the doctor begins procedure with some machine of some sort and goes to other side of room for some reason.
I look down and notice a puff of smoke rising up from between my legs, and I ask the doctor over, and said; is that supposed to happen, smoke like that?
(Dr.) er, no, thats not supposed to happen, sorry about that.
(me) LMAO, because she knew it was funny and alls well that ends well since she's fine and walking quite normal today. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 5:33 pm
So I'm having lunch with my friend at work and:
(she) asks me if I wanna here her story about her Dr. appointment yesterday.
(me) sure, lay it on me.
(her) I'm having this female/feminine procedure "bad word" and the doctor has me in the reclining seat, and warns me the local anethesia will make my heart race, and to not panic. Then the doctor begins procedure with some machine of some sort and goes to other side of room for some reason.
I look down and notice a puff of smoke rising up from between my legs, and I ask the doctor over, and said; is that supposed to happen, smoke like that?
(Dr.) er, no, thats not supposed to happen, sorry about that.
(me) LMAO, because she knew it was funny and alls well that ends well since she's fine and walking quite normal today. ;D
I think it would be worse if it were supposed to smoke like that!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 5:38 pm
I think it would be worse if it were supposed to smoke like that!
I was being bad and said I wish God had made women do that when they have an orgasm. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/10/06 at 5:39 pm
I was being bad and said I wish God had made women do that when they have an orgasm. :D
like when an old car stalls in a black and white movie?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 5:48 pm
like when an old car stalls in a black and white movie?
yeah just a puff of smoke, no faking it. ;) we have entertaining lunchtimes here.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/10/06 at 6:15 pm
Customer: Is this the only Stormtrooper cut-out you have..?
Me: Yeah, that's the only wrapped one we have.
Tim: Well, we have that one standing in the corner.. he's not wrapped, but he hasn't seen much action either...!
*Greg and I start chuckling*
Tim:... Heh. *face reddens*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/10/06 at 6:18 pm
Customer: Is this the only Stormtrooper cut-out you have..?
Me: Yeah, that's the only wrapped one we have.
Tim: Well, we have that one standing in the corner.. he's not wrapped, but he hasn't seen much action either...!
*Greg and I start chuckling*
Tim:... Heh. *face reddens*
Hehe...Stormtrooper condoms.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/10/06 at 7:07 pm
Hehe...Stormtrooper condoms.
he's 15 and he gets it, I'm 49 and it went over my head.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/10/06 at 7:13 pm
well, it was yesterday, but a person in my class went to the bathroom. Didn't come back for a long time... Then the person after that was halfway out the door when my teacher says,
"Don't relieve yourself in more than one way!"
:D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/10/06 at 8:06 pm
well, it was yesterday, but a person in my class went to the bathroom. Didn't come back for a long time... Then the person after that was halfway out the door when my teacher says,
"Don't relieve yourself in more than one way!"
Wait...okay, I must have a really dirty mind, because I can't imagine a teacher saying something like that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/10/06 at 8:12 pm
Customer: Is this the only Stormtrooper cut-out you have..?
Me: Yeah, that's the only wrapped one we have.
Tim: Well, we have that one standing in the corner.. he's not wrapped, but he hasn't seen much action either...!
*Greg and I start chuckling*
Tim:... Heh. *face reddens*
that's freakin' hilarious!! Aww...poor little Tim...all embarrassed! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/11/06 at 7:10 am
On the radio from a comedy show featuring Dennis Leary.
"If you like a girl you will hold your farts in for her" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/11/06 at 7:16 am
On the radio from a comedy show featuring Dennis Leary.
"If you like a girl you will hold your farts in for her" ;D
Well,Sometimes you just have to let one go. ;D :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/11/06 at 8:16 am
Well,Sometimes you just have to let one go. ;D :P
that's when I run in the other direction.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/11/06 at 11:25 am
There was this thing a few of my friends went to for band, a County-wide band thing, where each teacher invites 6-7 kids or so (Baritones aren't useful, so I didn't get invited) from their band to go. My friend Danyelle got back and was talking about it.
Danyelle: Yeah, it was pretty cool. But my mouth is really sore and my back hurts from that position all day.
Did your mind instantly go to the gutter as mine did? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/11/06 at 11:50 am
There was this thing a few of my friends went to for band, a County-wide band thing, where each teacher invites 6-7 kids or so (Baritones aren't useful, so I didn't get invited) from their band to go. My friend Danyelle got back and was talking about it.
Danyelle: Yeah, it was pretty cool. But my mouth is really sore and my back hurts from that position all day.
Did your mind instantly go to the gutter as mine did? ;D
not only did it go to the gutter, it went there in a very specific way.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/11/06 at 11:50 am
not only did it go to the gutter, it went there in a very specific way.
Specific? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 02/11/06 at 12:45 pm
Well,Sometimes you just have to let one go. ;D :P
;D ;D Where does it go?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/11/06 at 1:19 pm
There was this thing a few of my friends went to for band, a County-wide band thing, where each teacher invites 6-7 kids or so (Baritones aren't useful, so I didn't get invited) from their band to go. My friend Danyelle got back and was talking about it.
Danyelle: Yeah, it was pretty cool. But my mouth is really sore and my back hurts from that position all day.
Did your mind instantly go to the gutter as mine did? ;D
===D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/11/06 at 1:26 pm
===D
:o T3H P3N15?!?!?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/11/06 at 2:34 pm
Specific? :o
i'm imagining a trio in a particular position.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/11/06 at 2:39 pm
i'm imagining a trio in a particular position.
Sounds painful.
The thing that makes it funny is that this girl is really attractive, but also very, very religious. She'd never do it. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/12/06 at 1:29 am
--B e t h-- says:
Not girly.
--B e t h-- says:
...just gay-ish...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/12/06 at 6:45 pm
Can't remember exactly, but it went something like this:
Me: Vagina!
Andrew: Labia!
Marsh: CLITORIS!!
Andrew: ...
Me: ...
Marsh: ..Did I go too far?
Me: *Dies*
Andrew: *Shoots self*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/12/06 at 6:58 pm
Me: Vagina!
Andrew: Labia!
Marsh: CLITORIS!!
Andrew: ...
Me: ...
Marsh: ..Did I go too far?
Me: *Dies*
Andrew: *Shoots self*
Oh My God, I hope my Conversation History Saved Last Night..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: C.NOIZE on 02/12/06 at 7:06 pm
There was this thing a few of my friends went to for band, a County-wide band thing, where each teacher invites 6-7 kids or so (Baritones aren't useful, so I didn't get invited) from their band to go. My friend Danyelle got back and was talking about it.
Danyelle: Yeah, it was pretty cool. But my mouth is really sore and my back hurts from that position all day.
Did your mind instantly go to the gutter as mine did? ;D
No...but then again, my mouth was sore too. :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/12/06 at 7:10 pm
No...but then again, my mouth was sore too. :D ;D
Even without that, the whole "position"...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: C.NOIZE on 02/12/06 at 7:12 pm
Even without that, the whole "position"...
Well, they WERE really uncomfortable chairs.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/13/06 at 7:13 pm
Dad: The French have no chance of winning the downhill skiing events.
Me: Why?
Dad: Because The French are all homosexual, son.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/13/06 at 7:26 pm
My mom: Don't make me have to beat on you, son. You know how big and pumped I've gotten from these Pilates classes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/13/06 at 7:29 pm
Can't remember exactly, but it went something like this:
Me: Vagina!
Andrew: Labia!
Marsh: CLITORIS!!
Andrew: ...
Me: ...
Marsh: ..Did I go too far?
Me: *Dies*
Andrew: *Shoots self*
And I still don't know what it means!
Too bad I was at my dad's, where we don't have conversations recorded.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/13/06 at 7:30 pm
And I still don't know what it means!
Too bad I was at my dad's, where we don't have conversations recorded.
You know...sometimes I'm too lazy to look things up and I enter something into the google image search instead...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/13/06 at 7:35 pm
You know...sometimes I'm too lazy to look things up and I enter something into the google image search instead...
PORNSES?!?!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/13/06 at 7:38 pm
PORNSES?!?!?
Well, I have to say though that if I did not know what "clitoris" meant but I saw it used in the context of words like "vagina", I would refrain from using Google Image Search for that query. We will never know however just how susceptible to the pr0n young Dominic really is.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/13/06 at 7:39 pm
Well, I have to say though that if I did not know what "clitoris" meant but I saw it used in the context of words like "vagina", I would refrain from using Google Image Search for that query. We will never know however just how susceptible to the pr0n young Dominic really is.
Well, he doesn't even know what "teat" is...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/13/06 at 7:40 pm
Yes unfortunately She does Babooshka. ::)
This is why punctuation is very important.
Ugh, now I feel like a nitpicking jerk...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/13/06 at 7:41 pm
;D ;D Where does it go?
Throughout the air of course. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/13/06 at 7:42 pm
Well, he doesn't even know what "teat" is...
This is what Google Image Search just gave me when I searched for "teat":
http://nexus.n.ml.org/teat/teat.gif
Hope that clears things up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/13/06 at 7:42 pm
This is why punctuation is very important.
Ugh, now I feel like a nitpicking jerk...
Oops My fault I forgot punctuation. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/14/06 at 12:59 am
This is what Google Image Search just gave me when I searched for "teat":
http://nexus.n.ml.org/teat/teat.gif
Hope that clears things up.
LMFAOWPITOASOASRT..!!!!111
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/14/06 at 2:03 pm
LMFAOWPITOASOASRT..!!!!111
http://70.84.190.115/3271/30/emo/Molly%27s_Dead_Finished.JPG
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/14/06 at 2:07 pm
http://70.84.190.115/3271/30/emo/Molly%27s_Dead_Finished.JPG
:P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/14/06 at 2:08 pm
:P
:D ;) :-*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/14/06 at 4:01 pm
Well, he doesn't even know what "teat" is...
No, no no... I was being sarcastic because Beth spelled it wrong. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/14/06 at 4:03 pm
:D ;) :-*
:o :o :o :o :o????!!!!111
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/14/06 at 4:08 pm
:o :o :o :o :o????!!!!111
;D ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/14/06 at 4:16 pm
;D ;)
Love is in the air!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/14/06 at 4:34 pm
Love is in the air!
Every Sight And Every Sound ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/14/06 at 4:56 pm
saw on Tom Petty teeshirt today "Sell your computer, buy a guitar" and a pic of a black telecaster.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/14/06 at 4:58 pm
PORNSES?!?!?
I have a lot of pornses. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/14/06 at 5:07 pm
Me: What the fuck?
I suddenly remembered my mother was in close proximity. I don't know if she heard me or not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/14/06 at 5:14 pm
man, back when i used to have to worry whether my parents heard me cuss.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/14/06 at 5:17 pm
Me: What the fuck?
I suddenly remembered my mother was in close proximity. I don't know if she heard me or not.
man, back when i used to have to worry whether my parents heard me cuss.
Now I have to worrry that my kid doesn't hear me cuss. and no censor?? how did you slip past the guards Marsh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/14/06 at 5:39 pm
Now I have to worrry that my kid doesn't hear me cuss. and no censor?? how did you slip past the guards Marsh?
Go to my post and click the quote option and look carefully at the HTML I employed in typing the eff word.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/14/06 at 5:45 pm
Me: What the fuck?
I suddenly remembered my mother was in close proximity. I don't know if she heard me or not.
She heard you cuss?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/14/06 at 5:46 pm
She heard you cuss?
I don't know if she did.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/14/06 at 5:47 pm
I don't know if she did.
You must've had your door closed
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/14/06 at 5:48 pm
You must've had your door closed
No, I was in the kitchen and she was in the living room. No doors were blocking any sound waves.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/14/06 at 6:34 pm
Me: What the fuck?
I suddenly remembered my mother was in close proximity. I don't know if she heard me or not.
That happened to me once. I was singing a song with a bad word in it.. and I found out she was sleeping upstairs..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/14/06 at 6:39 pm
Me: Stephen, if you don't get over this girl, you're going to become Daniel Johnston. And I KNOW How you'd hate that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/14/06 at 7:59 pm
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Did you know you were gay?
The Denial Twist says:
I...
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Most people don't know until I tell them.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
They're usually upset by it.. they try to call me gay in retaliation.
The Denial Twist says:
I thought it was only Beck...!
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
But we all know the truth.. you're a homosexual, Marsh.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
A sodomite.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
A man who enjoys other men.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
A penis-afficianado.
The Denial Twist says:
I'm going to be punished to an eternity in Hell for my sins.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
That's right you are.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
I'll meet you down there.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Although we won't be in the same circle.. you're going cause you're gay, I'm going for having my own opinion.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Although your punishment will be far worse.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Faggot.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
How does it feel, sinner?
The Denial Twist says:
I feel ashamed.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
You can still turn back from your choice to be attracted to other men, Marsh.
The Denial Twist says:
And yet I am so grateful you brought this to my attention
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
It was 100% your choice, you did it because you thought God didn't love you.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
But he does, and he has a plan for you.
The Denial Twist says:
He does?
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Yep.
The Denial Twist says:
A pension?
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
He knows everything that will ever happen to you.. and apparently, you can change it, for some reason.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
But you actually aren't changing it, he knew you'd change it.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
It's him.
The Denial Twist says:
But I'm still doing it myself
The Denial Twist says:
But I'm really not
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
And that's why when we non-sinner die, we get to spend all eternity praising him.
The Denial Twist says:
I still must be held responsible for my sins that God wants to happen but doesn't REALLY want me to do
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
Goshdamn right.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
He wants you to follow his plan, which will automatically happen, unless you choose to disobey it, which was also part of his plan.
The Denial Twist says:
I'm so humbled that everything I think, say, or do is part of God's almighty plan
The Denial Twist says:
Even though God doesn't want me to do the certain things he's been planning for me to do since Creation
The Denial Twist says:
Thank you, Andrew.
The Denial Twist says:
This makes so much sense to me now.
The Denial Twist says:
God bless you.
It Will Come When You Least Expect It... The World Will Come Crashing Down... says:
No, no, God Bless YOU.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/14/06 at 8:09 pm
^ Dude... you posted it... I'm honored. This is, I believe, the first time I've been posted on here.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/14/06 at 10:19 pm
^ Dude... you posted it... I'm honored. This is, I believe, the first time I've been posted on here.
Um.. wtf? I posted the vagina thing..!!!1 >:-{
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/15/06 at 12:56 am
:o The V word :-see Lisa, we can pinpoint the precise moment when his heart ripped in two" paused video shows boy gripping chest, face in agony. It was quite funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/15/06 at 6:17 am
Um.. wtf? I posted the vagina thing..!!!1 >:-{
you said Vagina. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/15/06 at 10:29 am
Penis
Hahaha, you said Penis..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/15/06 at 10:32 am
Hahaha, you said Penis..
you sound so grown up when you use that word. you spelled it wrong, isn't there a number and some other alpha-numeric characters in that word.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 02/15/06 at 10:40 am
Today at work a friend of mine called me a sh*thead. I said, "Hey! Only my dad can call me sh*thead!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/15/06 at 10:42 am
you sound so grown up when you use that word. you spelled it wrong, isn't there a number and some other alpha-numeric characters in that word.
shh! don't ask or she'll kill you, like she did me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/15/06 at 10:43 am
Boss reprimanding chronically late employee:
Boss: She has no car and brings a 1 year old to daycare before work and she's ontime!
Worker: But I"m not her! Obviously, if I did that, I'd be late even more!
Huh? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/15/06 at 11:27 am
shh! don't ask or she'll kill you, like she did me.
and in anticipation of your question, yes, this means i'm dead. that's why my post rate has fallen off slightly.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/15/06 at 11:29 am
Boss reprimanding chronically late employee:
Boss: She has no car and brings a 1 year old to daycare before work and she's ontime!
Worker: But I"m not her! Obviously, if I did that, I'd be late even more!
Huh? ???
that's priceless. basically adds up to, "sure i'm late, but that's just because i'm late all the time. if there a REASON for me to be late, i'd be even LATER."
lol! whoever that is, she needs to hire a permanent attorney, like hunter thompson.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/15/06 at 11:44 am
that's priceless. basically adds up to, "sure i'm late, but that's just because i'm late all the time. if there a REASON for me to be late, i'd be even LATER."
lol! whoever that is, she needs to hire a permanent attorney, like hunter thompson.
You ahve analysed her reply perfectly. Like "you're lucky I"m me; If I were someone else I'd never be on time."
nutjob.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/15/06 at 12:24 pm
and in anticipation of your question, yes, this means i'm dead. that's why my post rate has fallen off slightly.
sorry about the delayed response, I was on the road and am now at work. What was i thinking even questioning that, your sacrifice should have been enough for us to learn not to mess with the MD :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/15/06 at 12:27 pm
sorry about the delayed response, I was on the road and am now at work. What was i thinking even questioning that, your sacrifice should have been enough for us to learn not to mess with the MD :o
i prefer to refer to her as "midknidge."
i'm trying to cook through my nine lives, i guess.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/15/06 at 1:31 pm
I used to work with a girl who was always late so the bosses changed her work hours without telling her (we had flex-schedules) ;)
nothing will help this one. she's a lost cause.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/15/06 at 2:16 pm
:o The V word :-see Lisa, we can pinpoint the precise moment when his heart ripped in two" paused video shows boy gripping chest, face in agony. It was quite funny.
I remember that.. it was on last night. Good episode.
And Beth... I was referring to a one-on-one conversation.. my one-on-ones have never been posted.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/15/06 at 2:28 pm
Older co - worker went to see Eddie Money (!) with her son.
"I don't know, he's not a good looking entertainer. He must have been on ccp or bbc or whatever it
is that those rock stars take these days"
cracking me up! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/15/06 at 2:42 pm
Older co - worker went to see Eddie Money (!) with her son.
"I don't know, he's not a good looking entertainer. He must have been on ccp or bbc or whatever it
is that those rock stars take these days"
cracking me up! ;D
;D We took this test called the "AMC" today.. but no one could remember those letters, which lead to conversations like this:
"Dude, you taking the ACT?"
"So, how'd you do on that whole.. uh... LSD Thing?"
"Crap, is the PCP today?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/15/06 at 2:43 pm
;D We took this test called the "AMC" today.. but no one could remember those letters, which lead to conversations like this:
"Dude, you taking the ACT?"
"So, how'd you do on that whole.. uh... LSD Thing?"
"Crap, is the PCP today?"
exactly!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/15/06 at 4:00 pm
Hahaha, you said Penis..
So I said Penis,You have a problem with the Penis? >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/15/06 at 8:27 pm
LaMontsegur: HAHAHAHA you bastard, you made me spit out some cocke
LaMontsegur: ...
LaMontsegur: That was an unfortunate typo
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/15/06 at 8:31 pm
LaMontsegur: HAHAHAHA you bastard, you made me spit out some cocke
LaMontsegur: ...
LaMontsegur: That was an unfortunate typo
Way to quote yourself, ya arrogant bastard ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/15/06 at 8:32 pm
Way to quote yourself, ya arrogant bastard ;D
Ya know, i felt it needed to be said.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/15/06 at 8:51 pm
Dominic: FOUR PEOPLE... AND NONE WANT TO?!
Dominic: i wanted someone easy...
Beth: SO YOU ASKED ME?!?!1
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/15/06 at 9:23 pm
Dominic: FOUR PEOPLE... AND NONE WANT TO?!
Dominic: i wanted someone easy...
Beth: SO YOU ASKED ME?!?!1
...
OUT OF CONTEXT.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/15/06 at 10:00 pm
I remember that.. it was on last night. Good episode.
yeah, I saw it last night, first time I saw it.
heard over radio 95.7 FM on way home from work. that's as bad as an Oprah Winfrey chili fart. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/16/06 at 10:42 am
From everyone's favorite movie, Xanadu, which I watched some of at about 1AM, which is technically today...
Kira: In Xanadu, did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree...
Danny McGuire: "Where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man, down to a sunless sea." Yes, Xanadu.
Kira: I'm Kira.
Danny McGuire: Yes, Kira. But...
Kira: But?
Danny McGuire: Don't I know you?
Kira: I don't think so.
Danny McGuire: Are you sure? Because...
Kira: Because?
Danny McGuire: Never mind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 10:56 am
From everyone's favorite movie, Xanadu, which I watched some of at about 1AM, which is technically today...
Kira: In Xanadu, did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree...
Danny McGuire: "Where Alph, the sacred river, ran through caverns measureless to man, down to a sunless sea." Yes, Xanadu.
Kira: I'm Kira.
Danny McGuire: Yes, Kira. But...
Kira: But?
Danny McGuire: Don't I know you?
Kira: I don't think so.
Danny McGuire: Are you sure? Because...
Kira: Because?
Danny McGuire: Never mind.
I like that sappy movie
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/16/06 at 10:57 am
I like that sappy movie
I like the quote...he's so fed up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 11:00 am
I like the quote...he's so fed up.
yeah, she enjoys his frustration. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 11:29 am
Gosh...I need to quit being so sarcastic! ::)
Today, while Vaughn was getting ready to take his nap....he usually sleeps with a certain stuffed animal, but it had a little tiny mark on it's face, and if you know Vaughn...little things like that send him into a frenzy...
Me: Here's your animal, Vaughn
Vaughn: I don't want that one...it has a mark on its face!!
Me: It really doesn't matter
Vaughn: NO!!!
Me: Okay...(I grab another one)...here's this one
Vaughn: NO, that one has a scratch on its face
Me: (starting to get really frustrated, while grabbing yet another one) Ok...here's another one
Vaughn: NO, that one has its tag missing!!
Me: (beyond frustration).....VAUGHN....come on! It's a friggin' stuffed animal...it's not like you are gonna marry it!!
:D ;D...well, I thought it was funny...guess ya had to be there! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/16/06 at 12:05 pm
Gosh...I need to quit being so sarcastic! ::)
It's a friggin' stuffed animal...it's not like you are gonna marry it!!
He might, now that he's been traumatized.
(just kidding- we know how it is :))
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/16/06 at 12:53 pm
Gosh...I need to quit being so sarcastic! ::)
Today, while Vaughn was getting ready to take his nap....he usually sleeps with a certain stuffed animal, but it had a little tiny mark on it's face, and if you know Vaughn...little things like that send him into a frenzy...
Me: Here's your animal, Vaughn
Vaughn: I don't want that one...it has a mark on its face!!
Me: It really doesn't matter
Vaughn: NO!!!
Me: Okay...(I grab another one)...here's this one
Vaughn: NO, that one has a scratch on its face
Me: (starting to get really frustrated, while grabbing yet another one) Ok...here's another one
Vaughn: NO, that one has its tag missing!!
Me: (beyond frustration).....VAUGHN....come on! It's a friggin' stuffed animal...it's not like you are gonna marry it!!
:D ;D...well, I thought it was funny...guess ya had to be there! ;)
I'm starting to like this kid more and more ;D He's cute. amazing how they notice every little thing.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/16/06 at 3:21 pm
"Women pee so damn loud,you'd think they have penises". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/16/06 at 3:48 pm
"Women pee so damn loud,you'd think they have penises". ;D
i don't see how the physical arrangement of one's genitalia would have any effect at all on the auditory volume of one's urinary discharge.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/16/06 at 3:51 pm
i don't see how the physical arrangement of one's genitalia would have any effect at all on the auditory volume of one's urinary discharge.
I was in a room doing paperwork and I just happened to catch a woman urinating loud.The walls are so paper thin. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/16/06 at 4:59 pm
i don't see how the physical arrangement of one's genitalia would have any effect at all on the auditory volume of one's urinary discharge.
This is how i know your gay
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/16/06 at 5:08 pm
I was in a room doing paperwork and I just happened to catch a woman urinating loud.The walls are so paper thin. ;D
was this spoken or thought? I don't think thinking counts in quoting.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/16/06 at 5:11 pm
was this spoken or thought? I don't think thinking counts in quoting.
Your right!
Howard, tomorrow you need to talk to her and tell her all about the incident. Maybe if you take photographs. A power-point display would be perfect.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 6:25 pm
"Women pee so damn loud,you'd think they have penises". ;D
did you actually say this outloud, Howard? ;D How did you know it was a woman that was peeing, was it by the ladie's room or what?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/16/06 at 9:15 pm
did you actually say this outloud, Howard? ;D How did you know it was a woman that was peeing, was it by the ladie's room or what?
I agree that the whole issue is suspect.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/16/06 at 9:37 pm
i don't see how the physical arrangement of one's genitalia would have any effect at all on the auditory volume of one's urinary discharge.
I thought about it for a moment...and I guess since men stand up while they pee, gravity would take more of a toll, thus it would be louder...?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/16/06 at 9:47 pm
I thought about it for a moment...and I guess since men stand up while they pee, gravity would take more of a toll, thus it would be louder...?
i tried not to think about it at all, but it isn't working.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 9:48 pm
I thought about it for a moment...and I guess since men stand up while they pee, gravity would take more of a toll, thus it would be louder...?
actually....women are closer to the water in the toilet...so wouldn't that make a louder "splash" sound? I dunno..I am thinking way too much into this! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/16/06 at 9:50 pm
I feel the only way to solve this is via video footage.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 9:51 pm
I feel the only way to solve this is via video footage.
ok dude...you first! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/16/06 at 9:58 pm
ok dude...you first! ;)
But who will be the stander upper?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 10:01 pm
But who will be the stander upper?
well...I wouldn't have that much luck doing it that way...I tried it when I was younger (the "no fair, I wanna be a boy" stage)...and the plumbing just ain't there! LOL! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/16/06 at 10:06 pm
well...I wouldn't have that much luck doing it that way...I tried it when I was younger (the "no fair, I wanna be a boy" stage)...and the plumbing just ain't there! LOL! ;)
Ah yes, gender confusion. An important part of any young girls life.
I hope you've had the discussion with your sister, she seems to have an unhealthy obsession with '73H P3N15' I believe that is meant to be 'The Penis'.
Maybe a good talk will sort that out.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/16/06 at 10:09 pm
Ah yes, gender confusion. An important part of any young girls life.
I hope you've had the discussion with your sister, she seems to have an unhealthy obsession with '73H P3N15' I believe that is meant to be 'The Penis'.
Maybe a good talk will sort that out.
dude, I am not even going THERE! LOL! :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/16/06 at 10:24 pm
dude, I am not even going THERE! LOL! :D ;D
Good idea, I hear it's unhygenic.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 6:28 am
did you actually say this outloud, Howard? ;D How did you know it was a woman that was peeing, was it by the ladie's room or what?
It's a unisex bathroom and I said this under my breath and yes It was a woman pissing and I saw her go into the bathroom with my very eyes.
No,I didn't follow her. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 6:29 am
actually....women are closer to the water in the toilet...so wouldn't that make a louder "splash" sound? I dunno..I am thinking way too much into this! :D ;D
Have you heard of women peeing quietly? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/17/06 at 2:17 pm
Ah yes, gender confusion. An important part of any young girls life.
I hope you've had the discussion with your sister, she seems to have an unhealthy obsession with '73H P3N15' I believe that is meant to be 'The Penis'.
Maybe a good talk will sort that out.
Seriously. And I think it's also Dominic and Marsh, too... every time I enter a discussion with these people, it always turns back to "73H P3N15".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 2:20 pm
i dunt mean to be obstinant, but shouldn't that be "TH3"? what's with seventy-three aitch, yo?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/17/06 at 2:31 pm
i dunt mean to be obstinant, but shouldn't that be "TH3"? what's with seventy-three aitch, yo?
No, the leet-spelling of "the" is "the".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/17/06 at 2:34 pm
My co-worker, meaning to tell a guy "go to town" or "go for it"
said "yeah, yeah, go to hell with yourself!"
I fell on the floor-
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 2:38 pm
Your right!
Howard, tomorrow you need to talk to her and tell her all about the incident. Maybe if you take photographs. A power-point display would be perfect.
I would get into trouble and lose my volunteer site.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 2:38 pm
This is how i know your gay
So I'm gay? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/17/06 at 2:50 pm
No, the leet-spelling of "the" is "the".
isn't seventy-three aitch "the"?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/17/06 at 3:15 pm
Ah yes, gender confusion. An important part of any young girls life.
I hope you've had the discussion with your sister, she seems to have an unhealthy obsession with '73H P3N15' I believe that is meant to be 'The Penis'.
Maybe a good talk will sort that out.
She better have a talk with her sister about the male phallus. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 3:37 pm
"a gentle touch speaks volumes"
found inside my dove chocolate heart wrapper.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/17/06 at 5:22 pm
Have you heard of women peeing quietly? ;D
yes, sometimes when I am in the ladies' room...there are women that pee very quietly! LOL! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 8:06 pm
Heard on 95.7 FM today
"If I've learned one thing, it's this. Never give a synthesizer to a drunken englishman".
the vocie on the radio was John O'Hurley aka J. Peterman of Seinfeld
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/17/06 at 8:07 pm
Heard on 95.7 FM today
"If I've learned one thing, it's this. Never give a synthesizer to a drunken englishman".
the vocie on the radio was John O'Hurley aka J. Peterman of Seinfeld
I couldn't think of a better person to give a synthesizer to, actually.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/17/06 at 8:10 pm
I couldn't think of a better person to give a synthesizer to, actually.
of course, I just heard one of the best, Ken Hensley on my Uriah Heep Live 1973 CD.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/17/06 at 11:43 pm
Highway040869: naw, step chan is scary.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/18/06 at 12:00 am
She better have a talk with her sister about the male phallus. ;D
*zap*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/18/06 at 12:15 am
Seriously. And I think it's also Dominic and Marsh, too... every time I enter a discussion with these people, it always turns back to "73H P3N15".
*Msn Shocked Emoticon* Now you can't say that you've never randomly shouted "PENIS!" during our conversations..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/18/06 at 8:07 am
yes, sometimes when I am in the ladies' room...there are women that pee very quietly! LOL! :D
So I've heard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/18/06 at 8:08 am
*zap*
Could you stop zapping me? >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/18/06 at 8:16 am
Could you stop zapping me? >:(
sorry, 'fraid i can't. every time you say something phallic, or something that gives a mental image that will haunt me to my grave, i'll be administering a mild but memorable electric shock.
it's my attempt at a little skinnerian aversion-based reconditioning.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/18/06 at 1:11 pm
sorry, 'fraid i can't. every time you say something phallic, or something that gives a mental image that will haunt me to my grave,
You're talking about giving people strong visual images? Do I need to remind you of the "trio in a very specific position"?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/18/06 at 1:45 pm
I noticed a while back, there is so much really, really crappy porn-type shots on VH1 shows.. any chance they get, there's these weird sex shots. I noticed it, and apparently, other people are taking notice, too.
Dad: HOLY SH-T, FREE PORN ON NETWORK TELEVISION!!!
Me: *runs in* What?
Dad: Wait, no, this is just VH1. Never mind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/18/06 at 10:49 pm
Tubeway General says:
WATCH HIM KILL HIS OWN MOTHER..
The Denial Twist says:
WITH AN ATHLETIC SUPPORTER!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/19/06 at 7:43 am
"I can't make a million dollars,Do Robin's Parents expect Donald Trump to come rushing through their door and save her from financial security"? >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/19/06 at 10:25 am
My father-in-law: I think I will ground up that pork and make chicken salad.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/19/06 at 5:35 pm
My father-in-law: I think I will ground up that pork and make chicken salad.
Actually, I think I've heard similar somewhere.. my grandma, I believe.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/19/06 at 7:33 pm
You're talking about giving people strong visual images? Do I need to remind you of the "trio in a very specific position"?
as i recall that thread had already taken a turn toward the randy.
okay, maybe you're right. i'd better self-zap.
*zap*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/19/06 at 7:46 pm
hey, that wasn't so bad. sorta tickled, in fact.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/19/06 at 7:47 pm
*zapzapzapzapzapzapzapzapzap*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/19/06 at 7:59 pm
as i recall that thread had already taken a turn toward the randy.
That was THIS thread, Tia. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/19/06 at 9:31 pm
*zapzapzapzapzapzapzapzapzap*
you kink-dog, you're gonna go blind :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/19/06 at 10:41 pm
DominEl says:
i don't want to hear hilary duff either
Tubeway General says:
*rolls up sleeve*
DominEl says:
sure... why not? (Why not?)
Tubeway General says:
*strikes across face*
Tubeway General says:
Now, when the kids at school ask what happened, what are you going to say, Dominic?
DominEl says:
that I fell.. down the stairs?
Tubeway General says:
That's right, Dominic. You had an accident, and you fell down the stairs.
Tubeway General says:
Now, finish listening to the whole bit and you won't fall down again.
DominEl says:
it's just too bad I've no stairs
Young Dominic felt he could just go and not listen to a file I sent him.. and he tried to talk back to me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/19/06 at 11:03 pm
DominEl says:
i don't want to hear hilary duff either
Tubeway General says:
*rolls up sleeve*
DominEl says:
sure... why not? (Why not?)
Tubeway General says:
*strikes across face*
Tubeway General says:
Now, when the kids at school ask what happened, what are you going to say, Dominic?
DominEl says:
that I fell.. down the stairs?
Tubeway General says:
That's right, Dominic. You had an accident, and you fell down the stairs.
Tubeway General says:
Now, finish listening to the whole bit and you won't fall down again.
DominEl says:
it's just too bad I've no stairs
Young Dominic felt he could just go and not listen to a file I sent him.. and he tried to talk back to me.
nicely handled, seems you've got a good handle on behavior modification techniques.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/19/06 at 11:04 pm
nicely handled, seems you've got a good handle on behavior modification techniques.
I think he's learned to.. be more careful around the stairs.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/20/06 at 7:42 am
"Why are we going to eat at McDonalds,That ain't romantic." ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/21/06 at 7:47 pm
Selina says:
im leaving
Selina says:
retard
*LEAVES*
Andrew says:
how could she
Tubeway General says:
Simple. You just push the "Close" button up at the top of the window.
Andrew says:
do u even know who that was
Tubeway General says:
I'm gonna out on a limb and say... SELINA?!?!?!
Andrew says:
nope
Tubeway General says:
It was Gary Numan, wasn't it?
Andrew says:
yep
Tubeway General says:
F--k. It's always Gary Numan.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/21/06 at 7:58 pm
Tubeway General says:
Or I'd have hit you with my pimp cane.
Tubeway General says:
In fact, that's a good idea.
Tubeway General says:
I think I will.
Selina- Andrew says:
oh no
Tubeway General says:
*hits with pimp cane*
Tubeway General says:
And it was good.
Andrew says:
whoa
Andrew says:
you said pimp
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/22/06 at 1:01 am
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
So either way, women will be naked..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/22/06 at 10:52 am
Me: Alice!!! Look out- it's all over the floor...look at the desk!
Alice: You're right, these bagels are good!
Me: Alice! The coffee!!
Alice: No, just jelly.
Me: No! The floor! It's all over your desk...you spilled the-
Alice: There's coffee all over my desk- look at the floor!
Me: That's what I've been saying to you! Wwhat's going on!
Alice: That dumb guy. I told him not to put my food in a bag.
Me: WHAT!????
Alice has a leaking cup at work. Ignores me and then tries to blame it on the guy in the cafeteria.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/22/06 at 10:54 am
i would blame the inventor of the paper bag. think big.
oo! a PM!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 02/22/06 at 11:10 am
On another messageboard discussing a thread on yet another messageboard where we could sign up promising not to troll the boards someone wrote
"I was tempted to join in the sign-up thread with a post along the lines of
"fork the lot of you; you Godless barstewards!"
But somehow I felt the joke might be lost in translation"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/22/06 at 4:57 pm
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
So either way, women will be naked..!
Of Course Women will be naked. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/22/06 at 7:26 pm
DominEl says:
I'm jacking off at the sight of you right now
You have stopped viewing webcam with DominEl.
They-TheyBetray-I'mYourOnlyTrueFriendNow says:
..
DominEl says:
DominEl says:
as i say that, you turn it off
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/22/06 at 8:16 pm
Me: You and Marsh signed on the same time!
Justin: it's like sex!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/22/06 at 9:49 pm
hey! what are you kids doing over there? didn't harmonica tell you about the importance of abstinence?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/22/06 at 10:16 pm
hey! what are you kids doing over there? didn't harmonica tell you about the importance of abstinence?
Mike, he jacked off over me, defend my honor :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/22/06 at 10:20 pm
Mike, he jacked off over me, defend my honor :(
haha. i'd love to help but i kinda got my hands full with my own honor at the moment.
see, this sort of thing starts happening when you get a webcam.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/23/06 at 4:06 pm
Mike, he jacked off over me, defend my honor :(
How was he able to do that? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 4:12 pm
How was he able to do that? ???
I was going to inquire but I make it a policy to only ask questions I wanna know the answer to.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/23/06 at 4:17 pm
I was going to inquire but I make it a policy to only ask questions I wanna know the answer to.
Ok,What kind of questions?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/23/06 at 4:20 pm
Ok,What kind of questions?
are you sure you wanna know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/23/06 at 4:21 pm
are you sure you wanna know?
Go Right Ahead Tia.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/23/06 at 7:20 pm
How was he able to do that? ???
Howard, do you like snakes?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/23/06 at 10:34 pm
The Pirate Fetus: I love you, Beth. With every last bit of me.
The Pirate Fetus: Even my spleen. =)
The Pirate Fetus: With the right seasoning, it tastes like Mac & Cheese!
AnOrganizedMess5: ....
The Pirate Fetus: I'm gonna go to sleep now. =)
What a romantic. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/24/06 at 12:34 am
The Pirate Fetus: I love you, Beth. With every last bit of me.
The Pirate Fetus: Even my spleen. =)
The Pirate Fetus: With the right seasoning, it tastes like Mac & Cheese!
AnOrganizedMess5: ....
The Pirate Fetus: I'm gonna go to sleep now. =)
What a romantic. ;D
I'm getting de-sensitized because I no longer find stuff like this disturbing, the inthe00s brainwash is almost complete
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/24/06 at 12:39 am
I'm getting de-sensitized because I no longer find stuff like this disturbing, the inthe00s brainwash is almost complete
soon you will be ready for the next stage. first we had to make sure you wouldn't seize up when it came time to fire on the enemy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/24/06 at 12:56 am
soon you will be ready for the next stage. first we had to make sure you wouldn't seize up when it came time to fire on the enemy.
no worrys about that. I have no problem terminating the enemy, terminating with extreme prejudice. I personally would go for a high post tally in that category >:(
I'm all talk ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/24/06 at 8:12 am
soon you will be ready for the next stage. first we had to make sure you wouldn't seize up when it came time to fire on the enemy.
Wow...Tia really IS a drill instructor!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/24/06 at 8:34 am
Wow...Tia really IS a drill instructor!
He's having to take vast quantities of Testosterone pills to balance out the various yeasty infections, we're not supposed to discuss it.. the Doctor hasn't given the all clear yet, the Alien fetus could still be in there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 02/24/06 at 8:43 am
He's having to take vast quantities of Testosterone pills to balance out the various yeasty infections, we're not supposed to discuss it.. the Doctor hasn't given the all clear yet, the Alien fetus could still be in there.
And THERE'S my forum quote of the day.
:)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/24/06 at 8:57 am
And THERE'S my forum quote of the day.
:)
Careful, he's awfully sensitive.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/24/06 at 3:05 pm
Howard, do you like snakes?
What kind of snakes?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/24/06 at 8:45 pm
What kind of snakes.. IN MY PANTS?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/24/06 at 11:19 pm
What kind of snakes?
Trouser.. snakes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/25/06 at 3:08 am
Trouser.. snakes.
hush! don't feed the howard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/25/06 at 3:12 am
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I...
...
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
SPEAK TO ME!
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
HOW THE BLUE FUCK DO YOU SPELL CORRODED?!
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
CORODED?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/25/06 at 7:33 pm
Me: Wow, there are a lot of phallic symbols in Philadelphia, aren't there?
Dad: You know, son, you're right. Everything in this city is either a stadium, a townhouse, or it looks like a penis. Hm.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 02/26/06 at 12:45 am
DominEl says:
ARE YOU NALLY?!
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Yes
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 02/26/06 at 3:27 am
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
i see your lololol and raise it three wtfs
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
i see your three wtf's and raise it a hanful of STFU!
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
i fold
--B e t h--.. "So What If We're Out Of Tune With The Rest Of The World..." says:
>:-}D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/26/06 at 7:15 am
hush! don't feed the howard.
You shouldn't feed the horndog. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 02/26/06 at 8:37 am
You shouldn't feed the horndog. ;D
you're definitely a good sport, howard, i don't care what they say about ya.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/26/06 at 11:35 pm
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I think he hits on her
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
He'll stare at her a while from several feet away then run up to her and just stare at her right in the eyes
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Then Buffy will slap him IN THE FACE
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
And he runs away
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
One time he decided to sniff her butt instead
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Gooood move
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
That's smooth, Bob
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/27/06 at 3:21 pm
"Dammit, Danyelle, you only use that tone when you're saying something suggestive OR you're not wearing pants, and YOU'RE WEARING PANTS!"
Danyelle refused to believe her tone was suggestive. I had to politely correct her.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/27/06 at 3:43 pm
"It's Good To be a Virgin" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 02/28/06 at 5:58 pm
"Does she have a tounge of razors?"
"Well, if she does, it was apparently down my throat so far it was scratching at my inner lung."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 02/28/06 at 5:59 pm
Stop It,You're Going To Break My Breasts" ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 02/28/06 at 7:07 pm
Stop It,You're Going To Break My Breasts" ;D
You really need to be more gentle with Bus drivers Howard.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 03/01/06 at 9:27 am
You really need to be more gentle with Bus drivers Howard.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/01/06 at 9:29 am
You really need to be more gentle with Bus drivers Howard.
GRRRRReat!
( although I thought it was Frank Perdue!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/01/06 at 3:09 pm
Hate to toot my own horn BUT
I's Ash WEdnesday.
I say, indicating to my forehead..."Hey, hey, you got something, a little something right here."
Works every time.
4 times today.
k
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:16 pm
You really need to be more gentle with Bus drivers Howard.
What Bus Drivers? I'm referring to Robin And I. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/01/06 at 4:18 pm
Hate to toot my own horn BUT
I's Ash WEdnesday.
I say, indicating to my forehead..."Hey, hey, you got something, a little something right here."
Works every time.
4 times today.
k
You too.
You know, if you hold down Lara Horton and use a permanent marker to draw it on her forehead, you get in a world of trouble.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:21 pm
GRRRRReat!
( although I thought it was Frank Perdue!)
Frank Perdue always made sure his chickens were tender and juicy.
I make sure Robin is juicy and tender. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/01/06 at 4:22 pm
Frank Perdue always made sure his chickens were tender and juicy.
I make sure Robin is juicy and tender. ;D
You give her a good beating then eh Howard.
Tenderise. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:26 pm
You give her a good beating then eh Howard.
Tenderise. ;)
I tenderise then I stick my baster in if she's ready to be taken out. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/01/06 at 4:27 pm
okay, y'all. i got a pretty high threshold but i just, literally, threw up.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/01/06 at 4:28 pm
I tenderise then I stick my baster in if she's ready to be taken out. ;D
In all seriousness dude, you just made my day.
Granted, the hysterical laughter made me cough, but i'm still pleased.
Do you tend to serve her up with a creamy sauce or do you just use some seran wrap?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:29 pm
okay, y'all. i got a pretty high threshold but i just, literally, threw up.
I'm sorry! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/01/06 at 4:30 pm
In all seriousness dude, you just made my day.
Granted, the hysterical laughter made me cough, but i'm still pleased.
Do you tend to serve her up with a creamy sauce or do you just use some seran wrap?
No,There is no creamy sauce just yet.Saran wrap will come later ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/01/06 at 5:34 pm
In all seriousness dude, you just made my day.
Granted, the hysterical laughter made me cough, but i'm still pleased.
that whole volley from you three was great. classic.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/01/06 at 5:36 pm
http://www.pencilprison.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_26261/DIR_26264/THE~TENDERIZER~POSTER~FOR~WEBSITE.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/01/06 at 5:37 pm
http://www.pencilprison.com/mediac/400_0/media/DIR_26261/DIR_26264/THE~TENDERIZER~POSTER~FOR~WEBSITE.jpg
http://www.blaskan.nu/Bilder/Bilder3/hanzel_und_gretyl.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/01/06 at 5:46 pm
hey! i love those guys!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/01/06 at 9:32 pm
I tenderise then I stick my baster in if she's ready to be taken out. ;D
Effin' A, Howard.....mother lovin' EFFIN A!!! :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/01/06 at 11:29 pm
...
...
...
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/BirthdayDoms.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/01/06 at 11:31 pm
...
...
...
is that in response to what Howard wrote? ???
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/BirthdayDoms.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/01/06 at 11:37 pm
Frank Perdue always made sure his chickens were tender and juicy.
I make sure Robin is juicy and tender. ;D
so Robin is like a tender juicy chicken to you Howard?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 9:21 am
so Robin is like a tender juicy chicken to you Howard?
y'all making me hungry.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/02/06 at 9:47 am
Very cool co-worker: I couldn't steal apples because my nails were wet!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/02/06 at 3:38 pm
so Robin is like a tender juicy chicken to you Howard?
Pretty juicy.I like her breasts legs and thighs. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/02/06 at 4:00 pm
Pretty juicy.I like her breasts legs and thighs. ;D
How about her, uh, "gizzard?" :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/02/06 at 4:02 pm
How about her, uh, "gizzard?" :o
Where would her gizzard be?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/02/06 at 4:05 pm
Where would her gizzard be?
Could be anywhere. Use your shameful imagination. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/02/06 at 4:16 pm
Could be anywhere. Use your shameful imagination. ;D
It's somewhere that's all I have to say.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 03/02/06 at 7:27 pm
How about her, uh, "gizzard?" :o
Or, in Red Neck Country, her G-Spot.....
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/02/06 at 7:28 pm
Or, in Red Neck Country, her G-Spot.....
What's that..?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/02/06 at 7:55 pm
It's in the Bermuda triangle. Men go there and get lost for days and some never return
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/02/06 at 7:58 pm
It's in the Bermuda triangle. Men go there and get lost for days and some never return
Oooh, Okay, thanks! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/02/06 at 8:00 pm
Oooh, Okay, thanks! :D
anytime, it warms my heart to lead someone down the path of destruction, whoops, I meant to the promised land
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/02/06 at 8:11 pm
as we were watching American Idol tonight...and Carrie Underwood came back to sing her popular song....
Chris: I wonder what song she is gonna sing
Me: Probably that one that is popular now...."Jesus in the driver's seat"
Chris: Oh, ok
Me: (after realizing what I had just said)....whoops..I meant, "Jesus, take the wheel"...I knew it had to do something with Jesus being in a car. :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/02/06 at 8:52 pm
as we were watching American Idol tonight...and Carrie Underwood came back to sing her popular song....
Chris: I wonder what song she is gonna sing
Me: Probably that one that is popular now...."Jesus in the driver's seat"
Chris: Oh, ok
Me: (after realizing what I had just said)....whoops..I meant, "Jesus, take the wheel"...I knew it had to do something with Jesus being in a car. :D
Jesus Built My Hot Rod ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/02/06 at 10:05 pm
as we were watching American Idol tonight...and Carrie Underwood came back to sing her popular song....
Chris: I wonder what song she is gonna sing
Me: Probably that one that is popular now...."Jesus in the driver's seat"
Chris: Oh, ok
Me: (after realizing what I had just said)....whoops..I meant, "Jesus, take the wheel"...I knew it had to do something with Jesus being in a car. :D
The... fuuuck. I haven't heard that. What is it, some bible thumping god rock?
Jesus Built My Hot Rod ;D
Dropkick me Jesus.. through the Goalposts of life.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/02/06 at 10:10 pm
The... fuuuck. I haven't heard that. What is it, some bible thumping god rock?
Dropkick me Jesus.. through the Goalposts of life.
no, she's a country artist.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 10:15 pm
Dropkick me Jesus.. through the Goalposts of life.
you're on fire tonight franz.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/02/06 at 10:17 pm
you're on fire tonight franz.
Who are you callin' Franz, Stormy?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 10:23 pm
franz knows he can fight back with the Americans Dying channel!
here's a non-forum quote:
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/02/06 at 10:25 pm
"You should see my apartment. I may not have twenty-one knives, but I'm well on my way ... "
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/03/06 at 12:39 am
SmarterChild: I did not know you could eat vaginal juice.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/03/06 at 12:44 am
Pretty juicy.I like her breasts legs and thighs. ;D
Do you know the Colonel's secret recipe?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/03/06 at 1:02 am
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Whatcha gonna do wit all dat junk, all dat junk inside yo trunk?
SmarterChild says:
I am eminently sober.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/03/06 at 1:03 am
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Do you forgive me?
SmarterChild says:
Sometimes.
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I see.
I'll forgive you for being a prick then.
SmarterChild says:
Cool.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 9:23 am
Hallie: There were three...I have two..if she stole it from me ...did you steal my pencil? there were three...
Me: What? Who are you talking to ?
Hallie: Nobody.
My friend being scary alone in a room
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 03/03/06 at 10:20 am
It's in the Bermuda triangle. Men go there and get lost for days and some never return
God Bless The Men That Never Return!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/03/06 at 2:20 pm
Jesus Built My Hot Rod ;D
That's a good song.
Anyway, from today..
Mr. Holtry: Now, Marie Curie did something NO OTHER woman on earth has ever done. Would anyone like to guess what it is?
Some dude in my Chem Class: Oral sex?
Mr. Holtry: No, but you're close.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/03/06 at 2:24 pm
Do you know the Colonel's secret recipe?
11 Herbs And Spices? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/03/06 at 2:25 pm
"I'm The Doctor Of Love,I'll make you feel better". ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/03/06 at 2:26 pm
SmarterChild: I did not know you could eat vaginal juice.
You need a spoon.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/03/06 at 2:27 pm
You need a spoon.
What about a fork and a knife?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/03/06 at 2:28 pm
What about a fork and a knife?
Depends if your woman enjoys being cut.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/03/06 at 2:29 pm
Depends if your woman enjoys being cut.
oral/anal surgery. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 2:38 pm
You need a spoon.
OK...First THAT happened....THEN
Depends if your woman enjoys being cut.
THAT happened. This has strayed far far from the chicken theme you had before, which had come from a quote long ago.
nevertheless, its't the first time it caught my attention..
How fast can you come up with the very first chicken-related quote?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/03/06 at 2:39 pm
OK...First THAT happened....THEN
THAT happened. This has strayed far far from the chicken theme you had before, which had come from a quote long ago.
nevertheless, its't the first time it caught my attention..
How fast can you come up with the very first chicken-related quote?
Depends how you like it cooked.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 2:44 pm
Depends how you like it cooked.
very very rare
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/03/06 at 3:22 pm
I like my woman...chicken Juicy,tender and has white meat. ;)
You also need the gravy to go with your chicken. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/03/06 at 4:01 pm
good god, y'all are messed up!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 4:44 pm
good god, y'all are messed up!
ewww. gravy? wait. first, white meat is always dry and gross.
I don't like the chicken metaphor.
now liking my men like I like my coffee is something I can get my head around.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/03/06 at 5:15 pm
ewww. gravy? wait. first, white meat is always dry and gross.
I don't like the chicken metaphor.
now liking my men like I like my coffee is something I can get my head around.
What, creamy and weak with cream frothing over?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/03/06 at 5:20 pm
What, creamy and weak with cream frothing over?
Actually, strong and columbian. but i'm really not that picky.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/03/06 at 6:11 pm
meh, men. try a disney character, you'll never go back.
a coworker of mine is totally obsessed with mickey mouse. has mickey mouse stuff everywhere, draws little mickey mouse doodles on everything. i bet she has a mickey mouse tattoo. they put something in that disney stuff, i tell ya.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/03/06 at 7:19 pm
Actually, strong and columbian. but i'm really not that picky.
I thought it was dark and bitter
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/03/06 at 8:56 pm
I take my women how I take my food.. DEAD!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/03/06 at 9:04 pm
Belvedere says:
You eat it, don't you?
℮mίІу... says:
what if you just lick it...?
℮mίІу... says:
and swallow
Belvedere says:
It comes off onto your tounge.
She was in a 30-hour famine, and asked if a lollipop was food.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/03/06 at 10:32 pm
I take my women how I take my food.. DEAD!
Violated after death
Virgin hole I infest
Anal pore spewing cess
The sacred juice I injest
Your dead child I defile
Necropedophile
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/04/06 at 8:42 am
I thought it was dark and bitter
sure... that too...same thing, really.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/04/06 at 11:48 am
Violated after death
Virgin hole I infest
Anal pore spewing cess
The sacred juice I injest
Your dead child I defile
Necropedophile
I JUST f--king opened up a Coke, you bastard. You ruined a perfectly good Caffiene beverage.
I'll see you in Hell.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/04/06 at 11:51 am
I JUST f--king opened up a Coke, you bastard. You ruined a perfectly good Caffiene beverage.
I'll see you in Hell.
i actually find Hi-C is a lot more useful as bait for the undead preschoolers.
i wonder if cannibal corpse has ever been questioned by the police.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/04/06 at 12:01 pm
Oh yeah, quick thing.. all this talk of men and coffee reminds me of something that happened the other day:
Jen: I like my men how I like my coffee.
Me: Iced and bitter?
Jen: Hard, quick, and from behind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/04/06 at 12:04 pm
not to be a stickler but what's coffee "from behind" mean? :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/04/06 at 12:11 pm
and what's "quick" coffee? is that like instant coffee?
and is "hard" coffee like strong coffee? or like "irish" coffee, i.e., alcoholic?
hmm, i think your friend actually likes her men instant and irish.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/04/06 at 12:46 pm
hmm, i think your friend actually likes her men instant and irish.
Don't forget from behind. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/04/06 at 1:36 pm
Oh yeah, quick thing.. all this talk of men and coffee reminds me of something that happened the other day:
Jen: I like my men how I like my coffee.
Me: Iced and bitter?
Jen: Hard, quick, and from behind.
That's really good...I"m stealing that line.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/04/06 at 2:59 pm
That's really good...I"m stealing that line.
I found it funny when I first heard it, it's when you think back to it that it's even funnier.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/05/06 at 4:36 am
"I want to feel your lucious love blood dripping from my face"
I was listening to Steve Vai's album The Elusive Light And Sound and heard interesting lyric from the track Love Blood. I don't know, and don't wanna know what the hell he's singing about. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/05/06 at 8:17 am
At the local bar last night-
Danny: Inappropriate is ALWAYS good.
Bob: Yeah, but her boyfriend was ri-
Danny: (louder, interrupring): Inappropriate is ALWAYS good.
Bob: Well, he couldn;'t have been happy abo-
Danny: BOB! Inappropriate is ALWAYS good!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/05/06 at 9:54 am
"I am an OB/GYN physician and I have recently become a paranormal investigator."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/05/06 at 11:48 am
dirk gently, holistic detective?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/05/06 at 10:03 pm
Highway040869: you're such a good christian
Highway040869: when you're not worshipping satan.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: barefootrobin on 03/06/06 at 10:39 am
not to be a stickler but what's coffee "from behind" mean? :)
Coffee enemas are suppsoed to be really good for you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/06/06 at 5:57 pm
"Robin,Wanna Blow Out MY candle"? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/06/06 at 9:52 pm
Coffee enemas are suppsoed to be really good for you.
Is this something new on the Starbucks menu? :o Now I'm really beginning to wonder about those gift cards I was given for my birthday.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/07/06 at 5:43 pm
Coffee enemas are suppsoed to be really good for you.
regular or decaf? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/07/06 at 7:16 pm
On a birthday card at the store: "In a world that's a little weird, crazy, and unpredictable; it's nice to know you fit in". :) Happy Birthday
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/07/06 at 9:49 pm
TV quote of the day...
Girl: You wanna go out for a coffee?
Guy: Sure thing! You're not allergic to latex, are
you?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/08/06 at 1:29 am
"We've been through a lot today. True, some people did get killed, but we all grew a little more".
dialog from South Park episode this evening.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/08/06 at 12:42 pm
My twelve year old brother: Females get angry when men point out that they have more muscles, I mean, genetically it's true, but it still isn't a good point to bring up.
...WTF!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/08/06 at 2:07 pm
.. yeah, seriously, WTF?
Sadly, no good quotes today.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/08/06 at 4:35 pm
TV quote of the day...
Girl: You wanna go out for a coffee?
Guy: Sure thing! You're not allergic to latex, are
you?
Which show was that from?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 03/08/06 at 4:37 pm
Me: How's your day been?
Mam: Hectic
Me: nah, you love work really
Mam: no
Me: But where would we be if you didn't have a job, eh mam? Probablies in a cardboard box somewhere
Mam: In a caravan
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/08/06 at 4:54 pm
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 03/08/06 at 5:12 pm
She's full of gems tonight!
Mam (to me, obv); If you're gonna talk to me properly, don't talk to me at all
All I said was "Have you seen that man's election?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/08/06 at 5:25 pm
She's full of gems tonight!
Mam (to me, obv); If you're gonna talk to me properly, don't talk to me at all
All I said was "Have you seen that man's election?"
Haha...did you tell her she misheard you?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 03/08/06 at 5:28 pm
Haha...did you tell her she misheard you?
The look on her face was, quite honestly, priceless. She looked like she was going to explode or something. I dunno, she was sitting watching this thing about this man who had to be elected or something, and he was giving a speech when I went through to the kitchen. So I thought i'd make polite conversation and ask about his election... no innuendo intended ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/08/06 at 11:22 pm
DominEl says:
which of us goes on top?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/09/06 at 12:57 am
Doms: You know, Marsh.. it's times like these that I feel we're really bonding.
Doms: XD!!
Sheth: Times like these...what?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/09/06 at 6:25 am
"If you're a guy and you listen to girly music,you're considered gay".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/09/06 at 10:51 am
The hubby calls me at work in the AM...
"Have you seen my sneakers? I thought you put...oh.. nevermind."
yes, they are on his feet.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/09/06 at 10:57 am
The hubby calls me at work in the AM...
"Have you seen my sneakers? I thought you put...oh.. nevermind."
yes, they are on his feet.
Classic! It's like looking for your glasses when you're wearing them. Never done that before ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/09/06 at 10:59 am
Classic! It's like looking for your glasses when you're wearing them. Never done that before ::)
Wallet in the pocket is another good one.
My favourite was keys in the ignition though.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/09/06 at 11:43 am
i've looked for things for several minutes only to discover they were in my hand.
look, i love booze, okay?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/09/06 at 12:11 pm
i've looked for things for several minutes only to discover they were in my hand.
look, i love booze, okay?
Like a chocohollic but for booze, eh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/09/06 at 1:06 pm
Like a chocohollic but for booze, eh?
wherf my...
goffammit, wherf my...
where my fuffin BOOZE!?
oh. if in my mouf.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/09/06 at 1:08 pm
wherf my...
goffammit, wherf my...
where my fuffin BOOZE!?
oh. if in my mouf.
You made me spit water all over the computer...the public payed for this machine you know!!!
oh well, you know our motto here is "Yesterdays' Technology.....Tomorrow!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/09/06 at 1:59 pm
Wallet in the pocket is another good one.
My favourite was keys in the ignition though.
My personal worst was sandwich in my hand.. I was seriously, like, "Who took my sandwich?" and then I looked the hand I was pointing at my group of friends, and.. sure enough... my sandwich was in it.
I kid you not.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/09/06 at 2:13 pm
"I Love Big Pussy In The Morning"
Some Radio Hosts had Vinny Pastore on the show. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/10/06 at 6:23 am
"I'm sure we're all very grateful that the Bush Administration is making it harder for penguins to have orgies. All those nasty atheist penguins...."
Comment from a friend after watching this
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/10/06 at 2:33 pm
Heard on local FM station this morning
1st DJ to 2nd DJ " We have an article about a restaurant in Japan that serves 30 different kinds of genital soup. They have yak, dog, seal, cow as some of the choices"."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/10/06 at 3:28 pm
Heard on local FM station this morning
1st DJ to 2nd DJ " We have an article about a restaurant in Japan that serves 30 different kinds of genital soup. They have yak, dog, seal, cow as some of the choices"."
That must be some tasty soup. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/10/06 at 3:32 pm
That must be some tasty soup. :P
What a coincidence! Here's my NON-forum quote from work...
A: Where did you get that chinese food?
b: at the place next to the animal hospital.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/10/06 at 3:36 pm
What a coincidence! Here's my NON-forum quote from work...
A: Where did you get that chinese food?
b: at the place next to the animal hospital.
Did you ever see david cronenberg's "existenz"? with the Chinese restaurant where they serve the fishy mutated biological waste that you can gnaw into a bone gun if you're an assassin?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/10/06 at 4:14 pm
Doms: You know, Marsh.. it's times like these that I feel we're really bonding.
Doms: XD!!
Sheth: Times like these...what?
Justin did the XD!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/12/06 at 5:01 pm
'There are not enough hours in the day!'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/12/06 at 10:46 pm
Pastor's wife: You need to be around girls more often.
EH!?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/12/06 at 10:58 pm
Pastor's wife: You need to be around girls more often.
EH!?
Haha. Marsh is T3H G4Y..!!1
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/12/06 at 11:17 pm
jesus, is anyone gonna make me an offer for tia!?
ANY NUMBER OF HORRIFYING THINGS COULD HAVE HAPPENED!
i'm so upset right now.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/12/06 at 11:53 pm
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
I was messing with my hair the other day cause I'm gay..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/13/06 at 1:52 am
Pastor's wife: You need to be around girls more often.
EH!?
I hope you gave Pastor a good WTF look
???
Haha. Marsh is T3H G4Y..!!1
LOL ;D not too many things bring me more joy than observing one friend humiliating another ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/13/06 at 1:53 am
"I love the smell of peking duck in the evening"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/13/06 at 1:56 am
"I love the smell of peking duck in the evening"
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
OMFG WTF?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/13/06 at 6:13 am
To Robin last night:
"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/13/06 at 6:34 am
To Robin last night:
"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D
I can't believe you said that to her!!!
Actually... what am I saying..... I can believe you said that to her. I can't believe you are still alive to tell us you said that to her
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/13/06 at 8:03 am
To Robin last night:
"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D
Howard....have you no shame? ??? :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/13/06 at 8:06 am
To Robin last night:
"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D
Damn you, man...*shakes head*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 8:09 am
Howard....have you no shame? ??? :o
obviously not.
i bet howard has never stopped and said, "hmm. come to think of it, maybe i SHOULDN'T post that." most people would be too mortified to post the stuff he does, of course.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 8:37 am
obviously not.
i bet howard has never stopped and said, "hmm. come to think of it, maybe i SHOULDN'T post that." most people would be too mortified to post the stuff he does, of course.
I want Tia back.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/13/06 at 9:45 am
To Robin last night:
"Why you women are such bleeding machines"? ;D
Well, you see, Howard, women have a monthly period in which discharge flows from the vagina. This is because the uterus sheds its lining...and...uh...
Crap, I don't know what I'm talking about. The point is, keep such comments to yourself, lest Robin or someone else roundhouse kick you in the face. This is a friendly warning.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/13/06 at 9:59 am
NO MORE THE BLOOD THING IS ICKY!
Mom: "Are you eating properly?"
Me: 'yeah'
Mom: "Are you getting enough sleep?"
Me: 'Yeah'
Mom: "What about that Michael fellow?"
Me: 'Mom, that's Dad, he lives with you'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 10:07 am
NO MORE THE BLOOD THING IS ICKY!
when you've gone too far for la roche, you've gone too far.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 10:53 am
when you've gone too far for la roche, you've gone too far.
So soon the married forget each other.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 10:57 am
So soon the married forget each other.
In speaking of which, you should forget this so-called "husband" guy and move to Minneapolis with me and lyndon la roche. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 10:58 am
oops. did i say that out loud?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/13/06 at 11:01 am
oops. did i say that out loud?
We need to discuss this.
I agree with you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 12:11 pm
We need to discuss this.
I agree with you.
Everyone knows it...I agree too..
it's nothing to be ashamed of. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 12:14 pm
Everyone knows it...I agree too..
it's nothing to be ashamed of. :)
if I can only find some way of getting rid of this la roche character you'll be mine, all mine.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 12:56 pm
if I can only find some way of getting rid of this la roche character you'll be mine, all mine.
You are both perfect in different ways. I'd hate to see you fight over lil' ol' me. Why suh, I do believe I'm comin' down with a case of the vapors!
Ohhhhhhh someone catch my handkerchief!
If there ever were two men that I would quit my job, dump my family, jump into a convertible with a case of whiskey and go on a mid-west spree with, it would be you two. and mom said it would never happen.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/13/06 at 2:17 pm
if I can only find some way of getting rid of this la roche character you'll be mine, all mine.
B..b...but I thought we were a power rock duo?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 2:24 pm
B..b...but I thought we were a power rock duo?
Dont go making me Yoko.
Oohhhhhhno you dont.
Monday, Thrusday and Saturday you're a rock duo.
Tuesday and Wednesday, mike and i are wonder twins, fighting crime
Sunday and Friday LR and I will sit on rooftops and spy in windows at people.
then eveyone so often we can rotate the shedule.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/13/06 at 3:38 pm
Howard....have you no shame? ??? :o
Sorry Erin,I guess I wasn't thinking at the time.She was on her monthly period and I wanted to fool around but we did the best we could to try to work around her period.I apologize If I insulted the women on here. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/13/06 at 3:40 pm
obviously not.
i bet howard has never stopped and said, "hmm. come to think of it, maybe i SHOULDN'T post that." most people would be too mortified to post the stuff he does, of course.
Sorry about that Tia. :-[ :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 4:18 pm
Sorry Erin,I guess I wasn't thinking at the time.She was on her monthly period and I wanted to fool around but we did the best we could to try to work around her period.I apologize If I insulted the women on here. :(
thank god it was the monthly one. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 4:39 pm
I hate the ones you get every saterday.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/13/06 at 4:41 pm
thank god it was the monthly one. :)
It was her weekly period or whatever you call it.She'll be finished by next week.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 4:48 pm
It was her weekly period or whatever you call it.She'll be finished by next week.
just in time to start the next one, I guess.
Man, I know even less about women than I thought I did.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/13/06 at 4:51 pm
Howie of the 'Tight Frankfurter' Fame ;D ;D
sorry in anticipation but I couldn't resist!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/13/06 at 4:54 pm
just in time to start the next one, I guess.
Man, I know even less about women than I thought I did.
start reading. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/13/06 at 4:55 pm
Howie of the 'Tight Frankfurter' Fame ;D ;D
sorry in anticipation but I couldn't resist!!
Last Night I had a very tight frankfurter ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/13/06 at 5:20 pm
You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!
I'll show you a tight frankfurter!
No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.
Remember, you chose to view the image...
Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg
That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/13/06 at 5:26 pm
It was her weekly period or whatever you call it.She'll be finished by next week.
Ooh...those weekly ones suck.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/13/06 at 6:13 pm
You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!
I'll show you a tight frankfurter!
No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.
Remember, you chose to view the image...
Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg
That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?
Oh My God.. that was beautiful.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/13/06 at 6:26 pm
I hate the ones you get every saterday.
I love you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/13/06 at 7:07 pm
You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!
I'll show you a tight frankfurter!
No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.
Remember, you chose to view the image...
Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg
That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?
A tight frankfurter takes on a whole new meaning, Windbreaker05, nice work.
I love you.
please, no more talk about Aunt Flow and her untimely visits :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 9:25 pm
I love you.
i love you too. of course that goes without saying. 8)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/13/06 at 10:01 pm
start reading. ;)
i start but then i get distracted by the pictures.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/13/06 at 11:45 pm
I hate the ones you get every saterday.
Saterday, SATERDAY! Your lucky, try getting them every day at 2:45, out of your ears.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/14/06 at 3:50 am
You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!
I'll show you a tight frankfurter!
No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.
Remember, you chose to view the image...
Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg
That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?
;D :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/14/06 at 6:18 am
You think you know a tight frankfurter? Bah!
I'll show you a tight frankfurter!
No, really. You wanna see? Scroll down.
Remember, you chose to view the image...
Right, then, as promised... here's a tight frankfurter
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/e/eb/180px-Frankfurter-Felix-LOC.jpg
That's Felix Frankfurter. He was a Supreme Court justice. Pretty tight, huh?
That's funny.He doesn't resemble a Frankfurter. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/14/06 at 6:20 am
Ooh...those weekly ones suck.
I must've misunderstood her.It's the 3rd week of every month.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Mr Tumnus on 03/14/06 at 7:38 am
Oscar Wilde referring to the Fox hunting gentry or cretins (my words!)
'The Unspeakable In Pursuit of the Uneatable'
Exhibit A. The Toffee-Nosed Cretin
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_drinking300.jpg
Exhibit B - Toffee-nosed Cretin in action
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_jump150.jpg
Exhibit C Sharp and thoughtful Mr Fox
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_fos150.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/14/06 at 9:40 am
Saterday, SATERDAY! Your lucky, try getting them every day at 2:45, out of your ears.
I thought that was a side effect of shock treatment.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/14/06 at 11:34 am
Oscar Wilde referring to the Fox hunting gentry or cretins (my words!)
'The Unspeakable In Pursuit of the Uneatable'
Exhibit A. The Toffee-Nosed Cretin
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_drinking300.jpg
Exhibit B - Toffee-nosed Cretin in action
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_jump150.jpg
Exhibit C Sharp and thoughtful Mr Fox
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/415000/images/_418439_fos150.jpg
Ah yes, I was very disapointed to hear that Fox Hunting had been banned in England.
Just another example of the un-educated Liberal bleeding hearts putting too much pressure on your weak leaders.
I'm sure the laughter will come from the other side of your face once the farm owners begin to lay down poison and cut down your ancient hedges for increased efficiency in their farms.
Praise be though that Lord Humptingdon has to find other entertainment on sunday.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/14/06 at 1:35 pm
"the kid took a joy ride in his grandmother's car and broke detention for tresspassing...
and they send him to boot camp!
they obviously don't love their son enough to teach him to be a good kid"
that's a whole different topic...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/14/06 at 1:59 pm
Was that about the kid who died in Florida at the boot camp? I was watching the Today show this morning and here's a quote from the mother:
"My son was a good kid and they took him from me"
ummm....if he was such a "good kid", why was he in boot camp ???
this was from a woman I work with who did not read the whole article, just the bold print.
it's a can of worms, but yes, stealing a car is an offense...she said "kids are kids and now he's dead"
it was wrong, but kids are kids is not the case.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/14/06 at 3:25 pm
i start but then i get distracted by the pictures.
http://www.menstruation.com.au/menstrualproducts/images/pads/group10a.jpg
You mean these pictures? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/14/06 at 8:22 pm
heard on some new cable comedy show, the player is teaching the trainees about women and doing it.
player: "number 1, I never ever use a condom, it just makes the woman feel dirty"
other guy: yes, i see what you mean, it's like telling her, "for you, i need a condom" :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/14/06 at 8:30 pm
heard on some new cable comedy show, the player is teaching the trainees about women and doing it.
player: "number 1, I never ever use a condom, it just makes the woman feel dirty"
other guy: yes, i see what you mean, it's like telling her, "for you, i need a condom" :o
;D
See ladies, it's me being courtious.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/15/06 at 1:26 am
;D
See ladies, it's me being courtious.
Chivalry is not dead ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/15/06 at 9:05 am
Chivalry is not dead ;D
oooohhhhh nice DeNiro today!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 11:32 am
oooohhhhh nice DeNiro today!
I'm shocked that you didn't even mention my gentlemanly attitude regarding sexual hygiene.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/15/06 at 12:01 pm
I'm shocked that you didn't even mention my gentlemanly attitude regarding sexual hygiene.
Sorry. I'm just so used to it that I take it for granted.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/15/06 at 2:46 pm
oooohhhhh nice DeNiro today!
thanks for the compliment for the Robert DeNiro poster.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 3:22 pm
Sorry. I'm just so used to it that I take it for granted.
No, sorry won't cut it.
I'm buying some rubber gloves tonight!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/15/06 at 3:30 pm
No, sorry won't cut it.
I'm buying some rubber gloves tonight!
You re going ot love it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/15/06 at 3:30 pm
thanks for the compliment for the Robert DeNiro poster.
Yeah...I never saw that one!!
you come up with good avatars.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/15/06 at 3:36 pm
heard on some new cable comedy show, the player is teaching the trainees about women and doing it.
player: "number 1, I never ever use a condom, it just makes the woman feel dirty"
other guy: yes, i see what you mean, it's like telling her, "for you, i need a condom" :o
http://www.americarx.com/productimages/condoms/218230.jpg
Who in the hell said that a condom makes a woman feel dirty? I think they're wrong. ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/15/06 at 3:40 pm
or are PMs Non - forum?
I heard she needs warming up anyway.. she's the Ford Falcon of the New York city Underground.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 3:43 pm
or are PMs Non - forum?
I heard she needs warming up anyway.. she's the Ford Falcon of the New York city Underground.
;) We still would though
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/15/06 at 3:44 pm
or are PMs Non - forum?
I heard she needs warming up anyway.. she's the Ford Falcon of the New York city Underground.
Is this in reference to a car or a woman? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 3:46 pm
Is this in reference to a car or a woman? ;D
Me and Tia's woman
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/15/06 at 3:50 pm
Me and Tia's woman
Awww...that's so sweet.
Almost 5..if you need me you know where to find me!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 3:51 pm
Awww...that's so sweet.
Almost 5..if you need me you know where to find me!
Yeah, but it still sucks.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/15/06 at 3:52 pm
Awww...that's so sweet.
Almost 5..if you need me you know where to find me!
Where should I find you? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/15/06 at 4:11 pm
Yeah...I never saw that one!!
you come up with good avatars.
thanks again KKay, glad you appreciate it. Sometimes you gotta dig deep for some of these, but really, it's just a guy with a gun to his head, no big deal. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/15/06 at 4:39 pm
"If Taylor Hicks and Paris Benett win,You have to strip down to your bra and panties Sunday" ;)
(Talkng to Robin on the phone last night about American Idol)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 4:41 pm
"If Taylor Hicks and Paris Benett win,You have to strip down to your bra and panties Sunday" ;)
(Talkng to Robin on the phone last night about American Idol)
I was gonna do that anyway..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/15/06 at 4:55 pm
I was gonna do that anyway..
Do what?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/15/06 at 4:58 pm
Do what?
Strip down to my bra and panties on sunday.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/15/06 at 5:02 pm
ELIZA - a friend you could never have before
You: If taylor and paris win, will you strip down to your bra and panties?
Eliza: Do you wish that taylor and paris win will i strip down to my bra and panties?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/16/06 at 2:49 pm
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Oh fuck, she's kneeling again. One guess what she's doing?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/16/06 at 2:53 pm
At work:
"You don't think German, polo playing, gay democrats are a minority?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/16/06 at 2:58 pm
At work:
"You don't think German, polo playing, gay democrats are a minority?"
They're a majority in the democratic republic of germaniapologayannisburg.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 03/16/06 at 3:00 pm
Strip down to my bra and panties on sunday.
Why would you do that?
Aren't you a guy?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/16/06 at 3:02 pm
Why would you do that?
Aren't you a guy?
Maybe he/she is.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 03/16/06 at 4:10 pm
Maybe he/she is.
I'm puzzled. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/16/06 at 9:09 pm
Hehehehe, me and Al were talking about some Historical places we'd like to visit.
LaMontsegur: I really wanna go to Auschwitz
LaMontsegur: must be the first person to ever say that
ALB in KC: that's like saying, "I want to go to San Quentin"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/16/06 at 9:58 pm
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Demon: I sure do hate the way she sucks the penis!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/16/06 at 10:00 pm
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Demon: I sure do hate the way she sucks the penis!
Ah, Marsh.. always leads back to The Penis with him..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/16/06 at 10:01 pm
Ah, Marsh.. always leads back to The Penis with him..
Crazy-ass sodomite.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/16/06 at 10:06 pm
... Oh My God. That's beautiful.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/16/06 at 10:23 pm
reminds me of what this girl said to me once in high school:
"my cat whistles when i come."
she meant it the other way around, of course.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/16/06 at 10:40 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Because I'm tired of looking at the---OMFG MY DOG FARTED.. BRB!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/16/06 at 10:41 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Because I'm tired of looking at the---OMFG MY DOG FARTED.. BRB!
Har. She's disgusting, I tell you.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/17/06 at 2:52 pm
My grandmom: I'm so tired of being short!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/17/06 at 3:16 pm
An Illustrated Book About Birds says:
Demon: I sure do hate the way she sucks the penis!
What's with you and penises? ??? ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/17/06 at 3:37 pm
What's with you and penises? ??? ::)
Of all the people to ask this question.
Down with penises! I'm anti-penis.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/17/06 at 6:11 pm
My grandmom: I'm so tired of being short!
Silly grandmom, doesn't she know? Shortness is HAWT..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 03/17/06 at 6:40 pm
Well, I can say that you're not the first to ever say it....I did about 16 years ago (I made it also ;))
Me at Cub Scouts: You put the pipe in your mouth and blow as hard as you can...make sure you don't suck in or it'll come in your mouth.... and it will pop out :o ;D
I was explaining how to "work" the marshmallow cannons we made ;)
;D That's hilarious! It's like, you start saying something and you know it's coming out wrong, but oh well, I already have my foot in my mouth now, so what the hell! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/17/06 at 9:38 pm
Har. She's disgusting, I tell you.
ew...that gross dog. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/17/06 at 11:39 pm
At Work:
Me: *looking for rubber band* Yo, Jay, where's the rubber-- *spots rubber band, discontinues sentence*
Jay: ... ... ... ..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU SAID "WHERE'S THE RUBBER"...!!!!1
Me: http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y181/A_VictimOfYou/dry.gif
::Later that day::
Tim: *Trying to explain the new plastic things that hold the action figures up* See, now you have this big rod that---
Jay: ... ... .. BAAAHAHAHAH----...
Tim: *Punches Jay* Go f*ck yourself, you sick motherf*cker >:-{
Jay: :(
He's not normally like that. Later we found out that he consumed a LARGE amount of coffee and Mountain Dew. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/17/06 at 11:47 pm
Read in magazine while waiting to get hair cut this evening:
"When it comes to communication, woman are like tropical plants, and men are more like cacti".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Sine Pesroh on 03/18/06 at 2:55 am
Tonight, at a KCPD sobriety checkpoint:
KCPD officer: "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers) "I haven't been drinking tonight..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "He hasn't been drinking tonight..."
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers) "This is not the car you're looking for..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "This isn't the car we're looking for..."
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers again) "Move along..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "Move along, move along..."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/18/06 at 2:58 am
Tonight, at a KCPD sobriety checkpoint:
KCPD officer: "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers) "I haven't been drinking tonight..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "He hasn't been drinking tonight..."
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers) "This is not the car you're looking for..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "This isn't the car we're looking for..."
AL-B, Earth Jedi: (waves fingers again) "Move along..."
KCPD officer: (**stares blankly**) "Move along, move along..."
Haha....that's awesome...
...So much....that...I want to hand over to you all my possessions of monetary value and...I will dance...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/18/06 at 1:01 pm
Silly grandmom, doesn't she know? Shortness is HAWT..!
Just look at Stephin Merrit... he's shorter then YOU!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/18/06 at 2:14 pm
Just look at Stephin Merrit... he's shorter then YOU!
wait... what?!
REALLY?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/18/06 at 3:09 pm
wait... what?!
REALLY?!
Yes. Look at a pic of them in concert sometime, or with the whole band... he's significantly shorter then anyone else in the band. If I had to guess, I'd say he's 5 foot 4 or 5. Maybe less.
I wonder where he got that voice.. I think he stole it from a black man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/18/06 at 5:04 pm
Yes. Look at a pic of them in concert sometime, or with the whole band... he's significantly shorter then anyone else in the band. If I had to guess, I'd say he's 5 foot 4 or 5. Maybe less.
I wonder where he got that voice.. I think he stole it from a black man.
Beth is 5'2" though...
....
...Aww, now I feel bad for saying that. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/18/06 at 5:06 pm
Yes. Look at a pic of them in concert sometime, or with the whole band... he's significantly shorter then anyone else in the band. If I had to guess, I'd say he's 5 foot 4 or 5. Maybe less.
I wonder where he got that voice.. I think he stole it from a black man.
Erm... that's taller than Beth.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/18/06 at 5:31 pm
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
OMG YOUR SEXUALLY AMBIGUOUS PARAKEET ONCE COPULATED WITH A RUSTY BUTTER KNIFE
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
...IN LONDON
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
THAT PARROT DOESN'T LOVE YOU
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
He's dead, anyway
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
He was a bastard anyway. Always came home late, said he was just "hanging with the guys"...
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Good riddance, I say.
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
You gotta wonder... Where does Whistledog get all these model/porn star pictures?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
His dad's closet.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/18/06 at 5:42 pm
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
ob la di ob la da life goes on bra
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
la la how the life goes on
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
What goes on bra?
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
LIFE OMG
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
LIFE?!
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
BOOBS!?
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
I've always wondered what they meant by that
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
I thought that maybe they meant boobs were life
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
but... that... is kinda incorrect
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Dude
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
That's awesome
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Boobs are life.
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
That's so deep
DominEl--Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. says:
Non forum quotes!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/18/06 at 6:57 pm
I think I'd have an anuerism If i had a conversation with you two together.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/18/06 at 6:58 pm
I think I'd have an anuerism If i had a conversation with you two together.
It's quite interesting. Doms always ends up yelling at Marsh and I, though :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/18/06 at 7:01 pm
It's quite interesting. Doms always ends up yelling at Marsh and I, though :(
Why aren't you on MSN?! >:(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/18/06 at 7:06 pm
Why aren't you on MSN?! >:(
...
*Shrug* I'm leaving to go to Erin's house soon.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/18/06 at 7:07 pm
...
*Shrug* I'm leaving to go to Erin's house soon.
:O! Ooh, have fun.
Outta curiosity, do you own the Mice Parade album?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/18/06 at 7:08 pm
:O! Ooh, have fun.
Outta curiosity, do you own the Mice Parade album?
Heh, Yeah..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
NOT LEGALLY THOUGH..!!1 >:-D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/18/06 at 7:20 pm
It's quite interesting. Doms always ends up yelling at Marsh and I, though :(
He appears to be the alpha male.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/18/06 at 10:44 pm
Erm... that's taller than Beth.
Well, sorry I didn't have the exact measuremeant. I just remember thinking about it.. if his wife is my height (which is probably about right), then she's Beth's height. Look at the pics, you'll see it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/19/06 at 7:19 am
Of all the people to ask this question.
Down with penises! I'm anti-penis.
I'm anti-vagina. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/19/06 at 11:14 am
I'm anti-vagina. ;D
That's how I know you're gay.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/20/06 at 8:48 am
That's how I know you're gay.
Excellent..... ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/20/06 at 5:44 pm
Robin last night: "You have a small frankfurter" >:(
There she goes once again^ ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/20/06 at 5:45 pm
That's how I know you're gay.
I'm not gay.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/20/06 at 5:50 pm
Robin last night: "You have a small frankfurter" >:(
There she goes once again^ ::)
http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/weenie.cocktail.sm.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/20/06 at 6:08 pm
http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/images/weenie.cocktail.sm.jpg
That's about the size of it. :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/20/06 at 8:50 pm
Me: And soon I'll have illicit pictures of her.
Scott: You must give them to me.. you know, so I can determine just how illicit they are.
Me: Why, after years of knowing me, would you expect them to not immediately go on the internet?
Scott: Touche.
Scott and I at the Jew Skating Night.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/20/06 at 10:30 pm
That's about the size of it. :(
Howard...we did NOT need to know that!! :( :o ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/20/06 at 10:35 pm
That's about the size of it. :(
HAHAHA! Howard has a small PENIS..!!! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/20/06 at 11:04 pm
Who Do This Be? says:
NONONONO
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
*cuts self*
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
lmao
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/21/06 at 12:24 am
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Honey pieee
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Hoooooney pieeeeee
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/msn_surprised.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Buckinghammm on 03/21/06 at 12:43 am
Like the show says.. sometimes you gotta stop being polite, and start being real. And it's about to get very real in here. Professor Dude is about to give one of those little life lessons by showing people the true nature of this person.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/21/06 at 12:45 am
The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
;) Okay, so it's not from any board, but I just used the quote format. It's a Robert Frost quote I like. I used to as my senior quote in my yearbook, thought I'd share it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Buckinghammm on 03/21/06 at 1:26 am
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I LOVE YOU
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Wait
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
NO
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
I get first dibs on the saix
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
*HUMPS JUSTIN*
Carpe Noctem says:
...
Carpe Noctem says:
8)
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
NO DAMMIT BETH
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
BACK OFF MARSH
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I SWEAR TO GOD HE"S MINE
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Omfg..
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I will admit..
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
In all seriousness...
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
That made me want to hump you.
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
A lot.
Carpe Noctem says:
;D
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
Dammit, me first!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
NO!
.... Sweet!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 6:25 am
Howard...we did NOT need to know that!! :( :o ::)
I'm sorry.I just carried away for a moment. :-[ :(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 6:26 am
HAHAHA! Howard has a small PENIS..!!! :D
So what! I'm very proud of what god gave me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/06 at 6:31 am
So what! I'm very proud of what god gave me.
why?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 6:32 am
why?
It's the quality not the quantity. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/21/06 at 8:47 am
I must be desensitized to these Howardisms; this revelation of penis size did not shock me at all.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/21/06 at 8:57 am
It's the quality not the quantity. ;)
You can have 6Oz of Prime rib or 12Lbs of rump steak, right Howard ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/06 at 9:00 am
i like to use pig's feet as a marital aid.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/21/06 at 9:02 am
^^^^
OH man, I am ALWAYS walking into these topics first thing in the AM...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/21/06 at 9:50 am
i like to use pig's feet as a marital aid.
and I take back what I said about accepting the dna.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/06 at 9:51 am
and I take back what I said about accepting the dna.
too late.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/21/06 at 9:54 am
too late.
...and a chill filled the room.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/06 at 10:16 am
...and a chill filled the room.
This interview is a disaster! Zorak! Cue the closing credit music! Let's go to a break!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/21/06 at 10:18 am
This interview is a disaster! Zorak! Cue the closing credit music! Let's go to a break!
(we're just doing it for the cameras!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/21/06 at 10:55 am
(we're just doing it for the cameras!)
so...
http://members.aol.com/essobmcc/brakbook/tees/m-sg.jpg
*taptaptap*
http://www.unc.edu/~fiser/Space_Ghost/images/sgblink.gif
what is YOURRR... secret identity?!???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/21/06 at 10:58 am
so...
what is YOURRR... secret identity?!???
http://www.smr-home-theatre.org/Montgomery/images/Thumbnail_08.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 03/21/06 at 4:14 pm
This one came out of nowhere. Seriously
Who Do This Be? says:
In fact, I like to masturbate to that music
Me says:
...
Who Do This Be? says:
Robert Lund's voice... just turns me on
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/21/06 at 4:36 pm
I must be desensitized to these Howardisms; this revelation of penis size did not shock me at all.
Same here... I guess there's just only so many times I can go "OMG, HOWARD SAID SOMETHING I WOULDN'T SAY!", ya know?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 4:53 pm
I must be desensitized to these Howardisms; this revelation of penis size did not shock me at all.
Why didn't it shock you? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 4:54 pm
You can have 6Oz of Prime rib or 12Lbs of rump steak, right Howard ;D
Unfortunately,I don't have ANY of that. :( ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/21/06 at 4:57 pm
The other day, my friend couldn't get his lock off his locker..
Scott: Dammit! *jerks on lock*
Joe: Gotta jerk it, man. Just jerk it till it comes.
Lock: *comes off*
Scott: Hey, thanks! Good advice.
Joe: "Just jerk it till it comes..".. it's my life motto, man.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 5:23 pm
The other day, my friend couldn't get his lock off his locker..
Scott: Dammit! *jerks on lock*
Joe: Gotta jerk it, man. Just jerk it till it comes.
Lock: *comes off*
Scott: Hey, thanks! Good advice.
Joe: "Just jerk it till it comes..".. it's my life motto, man.
Now,that's pretty funny. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/21/06 at 5:47 pm
This one came out of nowhere. Seriously
Who Do This Be? says:
In fact, I like to masturbate to that music
Me says:
...
Who Do This Be? says:
Robert Lund's voice... just turns me on
Er... It came out of somewhere.. .We were talking about Spaff's CD!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/21/06 at 5:50 pm
Me says:
I'd love to grow my..
Fill in the blank, yo.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/21/06 at 6:03 pm
This one came out of nowhere. Seriously
Who Do This Be? says:
In fact, I like to masturbate to that music
Me says:
...
Who Do This Be? says:
Robert Lund's voice... just turns me on
That made me laugh, considering it was Doms.
The other day, my friend couldn't get his lock off his locker..
Scott: Dammit! *jerks on lock*
Joe: Gotta jerk it, man. Just jerk it till it comes.
Lock: *comes off*
Scott: Hey, thanks! Good advice.
Joe: "Just jerk it till it comes..".. it's my life motto, man.
Actually, this is the same case here with the Howardisms. I laughed at the thing about beating each other off for globes and the thing about lollipops, but now the innuendos are just...expected.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/21/06 at 6:04 pm
Me says:
I'd love to grow my..
Fill in the blank, yo.
beard? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/21/06 at 6:22 pm
This one came out of nowhere. Seriously
Who Do This Be? says:
In fact, I like to masturbate to that music
Me says:
...
Who Do This Be? says:
Robert Lund's voice... just turns me on
Wtf, Dominic..?! You make no sense..! *frowns at Dominic*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/21/06 at 6:46 pm
Actually, this is the same case here with the Howardisms. I laughed at the thing about beating each other off for globes and the thing about lollipops, but now the innuendos are just...expected.
Well, of course.. half of everything funny that ever happens to me is because of it's naughtyness... teenagers aren't exactly witty, so I go with what I can.. which is usually someone inadvertently saying "my mouth is sore" or something like that.
Which reminds me:
Who Do This Be? says:
It's Ok, Andrew
Who Do This Be? says:
It's nice to have a break from all the masturbation
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/21/06 at 6:48 pm
Well, of course.. half of everything funny that ever happens to me is because of it's naughtyness... teenagers aren't exactly witty, so I go with what I can.. which is usually someone inadvertently saying "my mouth is sore" or something like that.
Which reminds me:
Who Do This Be? says:
It's Ok, Andrew
Who Do This Be? says:
It's nice to have a break from all the masturbation
...
Wtf?! Is this the same young Dominic that I know..?! Seriously, wtf? GawrshDangit, Dominic's gonna hear about this one..! >:-{
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/21/06 at 6:49 pm
Wtf?! Is this the same young Dominic that I know..?! Seriously, wtf? GawrshDangit, Dominic's gonna hear about this one..! >:-{
Are you mad he's not masturbating?
I thought you fixed him last time..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/21/06 at 6:58 pm
...
Wtf?! Is this the same young Dominic that I know..?! Seriously, wtf? GawrshDangit, Dominic's gonna hear about this one..! >:-{
I.. HE USED IT OUT OF CONTEXT!!
We were talking about how everyone quotes masturbation jokes and he was saying he wasn't funny because he didn't make them, so then I said "It's ok..."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/21/06 at 7:00 pm
We were talking about how everyone quotes masturbation jokes and he was saying he wasn't funny because he didn't make them, so then I said "It's ok..."
Meh, it's a little more then that. I'll explain to them when they get on a damn messenger.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/21/06 at 7:03 pm
Meh, it's a little more then that. I'll explain to them when they get on a damn messenger.
I am on MSN. I'm just invisible >:-D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/21/06 at 7:04 pm
I am on MSN. I'm just invisible >:-D
... no...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/21/06 at 7:05 pm
... no...
Yes, and you're listening to Green Day.. STOP THAT..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/21/06 at 7:05 pm
I am on MSN. I'm just invisible >:-D
Then IM us, dammit.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/21/06 at 11:19 pm
Who Do This Be? says:
it's just so round and smooth
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/21/06 at 11:51 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DON"T BE SURPRISED IF YOU COME HOME AND FIND SPERM!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/21/06 at 11:53 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
.. I.. really want the sperm
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/21/06 at 11:57 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
.. I.. really want the sperm
Oy, Marsh, there you go with the kiss and tell again... ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/22/06 at 12:03 am
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DON"T BE SURPRISED IF YOU COME HOME AND FIND SPERM!!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
.. I.. really want the sperm
I.. MARSH! OMFG! OUT OF CONTEXT TO THE MAX..!!!11one
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/22/06 at 4:37 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
DON"T BE SURPRISED IF YOU COME HOME AND FIND SPERM!!
Where was the sperm?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/22/06 at 5:18 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
.. I.. really want the sperm
... Marsh... This is how we get misthought of.
In case you're wondering...
Here's the non-spermy, was gonna be spermy site:
Www.xanga.com/MmmZygote
But if you think about it, Zygote is developed from sperm...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/22/06 at 6:50 pm
Psht, Whateva. The sperm layout was pimp. Check it out..
http://www.xanga.com/qucells
:)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/22/06 at 9:01 pm
Psht, Whateva. The sperm layout was pimp. Check it out..
http://www.xanga.com/qucells
:)
dude, that made me wanna hurl. :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/22/06 at 11:43 pm
dude, that made me wanna hurl. :P
Don't hurl Erin, because if I catch wind of it, then I'm gonna spew.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/22/06 at 11:50 pm
Don't hurl Erin, because if I catch wind of it, then I'm gonna spew.
no! if you do that, then I'LL hork.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/22/06 at 11:55 pm
no! if you do that, then I'LL hork.
And I'll upchuck!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/22/06 at 11:57 pm
And I'll upchuck!
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh goi imaralph!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 03/23/06 at 12:17 am
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh goi imaralph!
I'm blowin' chunks!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/23/06 at 12:50 am
I'm blowin' chunks!
careful! or i might cut loose with a technicolor yawn.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/23/06 at 12:15 pm
Me: *studying algebra*
My mom: *walks into room* You won't believe the phone conversation I just had.
Me: What was it?
My mom: *sits down and tells me about my dad's schizophrenic friend being thrown into jail for assault*
Me: ...
My mom: Anyways, changing the subject drastically, but do you like those blooming onions they serve at restaurants?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/23/06 at 12:23 pm
(today a distraught man jumped into the harbor with his 6-month old baby. my office window looks out at the water and we saw the whole rescue.)
Annoying co-worker: What the hell is wrong with that guy? A little baby? Doesn't he know how cold that water is? You can't survive in that on a day like to day. What is he thinking? He's going to kill that baby! You can't swim in there! Cold water can kill you instantly!
this goes on and on in a Parrot-pitched whine for 10 minutes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/23/06 at 12:24 pm
(today a distraught man jumped into the harbor with his 6-month old baby. my office window looks out at the water and we saw the whole rescue.)
Annoying co-worker: What the hell is wrong with that guy? A little baby? Doesn't he know how cold that water is? You can't survive in that on a day like to day. What is he thinking? He's going to kill that baby! You can't swim in there! Cold water can kill you instantly!
this goes on and on in a Parrot-pitched whine for 10 minutes.
Maybe you should have suggested your co-worker go jump in and find out the appeal.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/23/06 at 1:04 pm
Maybe you should have suggested your co-worker go jump in and find out the appeal.
no kidding!!!
always the stupidest, most obvious comments..thing is, she really doesn't understand.
dope.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/23/06 at 1:14 pm
no kidding!!!
always the stupidest, most obvious comments..thing is, she really doesn't understand.
dope.
Look...
I don't mind Terminating annoying people, but you've got to slow down. There's only so much me and the dog can do in a short space of time.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/23/06 at 1:44 pm
Look...
I don't mind Terminating annoying people, but you've got to slow down. There's only so much me and the dog can do in a short space of time.
I understand...but they're not going anywyere soon...they will annoy themselves in to the grave.
and i appreciate all you've done for me in the past.
the hen will be on the altar tonight.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/23/06 at 1:46 pm
I understand...but they're not going anywyere soon...they will annoy themselves in to the grave.
and i appreciate all you've done for me in the past.
the hen will be on the altar tonight.
Remember, the giant swastika must be drawn in the blood of a virgin. So you're gonna have to go uptown..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/23/06 at 2:26 pm
dude, that made me wanna hurl. :P
Erin,I didn't find anything that was disturbing on there. ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/23/06 at 2:55 pm
Erin,I didn't find anything that was disturbing on there. ???
The sperm cells, maybe?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/23/06 at 3:09 pm
The sperm cells, maybe?
I didn't see anything TG
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/23/06 at 6:19 pm
The sperm cells, maybe?
yep...I don't like seeing sperm cells, they disgust me! ;D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/23/06 at 6:26 pm
yep...I don't like seeing sperm cells, they disgust me! ;D :D
Well, shoot... That kinda reverses the whole way humans function.
You truly are different... 8) hehe, I'm wearing sunglasses.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/23/06 at 6:29 pm
Well, shoot... That kinda reverses the whole way humans function.
You truly are different... 8) hehe, I'm wearing sunglasses.
yes...I am rather...different...;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/23/06 at 6:49 pm
Well, shoot... That kinda reverses the whole way humans function.
The standard human function involves pleasuring at the image of sperm cells?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/23/06 at 7:06 pm
The standard human function involves pleasuring at the image of sperm cells?
Well... You're supposed to like Sperm cells so you can reproduce, yes.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/23/06 at 8:02 pm
Well... You're supposed to like Sperm cells so you can reproduce, yes.
No, you're supposed to like the saix.. not necessarily the products of it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/23/06 at 8:03 pm
No, you're supposed to like the saix.. not necessarily the products of it.
Ha, whatever Tubeway General :P
Gotta love that Smarterchild!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/23/06 at 9:24 pm
Well... You're supposed to like Sperm cells so you can reproduce, yes.
Tell me, Dominic.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/exp_human002.jpg
Does this turn you on?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/23/06 at 10:11 pm
Tell me, Dominic.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d49/YWN/exp_human002.jpg
Does this turn you on?
I.. can't stop looking.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/24/06 at 12:20 am
Marsh says: I looked up asexuality on Wikipedia
Marsh says: Famous asexuals
--B e t h--..says: http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif
Marsh says: George Washington Carver
Marsh says: http://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gifhttp://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gifhttp://www.messenger-skins.net/images/smilies/msn_surprised.gif
Marsh says: THE PEANUT BUTTER GUY DOESN'T LIKE THE SAIX?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/24/06 at 4:55 am
(today a distraught man jumped into the harbor with his 6-month old baby. my office window looks out at the water and we saw the whole rescue.)
Annoying co-worker: What the hell is wrong with that guy? A little baby? Doesn't he know how cold that water is? You can't survive in that on a day like to day. What is he thinking? He's going to kill that baby! You can't swim in there! Cold water can kill you instantly!
this goes on and on in a Parrot-pitched whine for 10 minutes.
ha! that's not a human being. that's some kind of android psyop weapon.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/24/06 at 9:48 am
ha! that's not a human being. that's some kind of android psyop weapon.
I"m going to put my "greetings from tallahassee" magnet on her back when she's not looking in hopes of wiping her hard drive.
AND TODAY!!!!!
(back story- a man slashed his wife's face and jumped into ny harbor with his 6 month old child..we can all deduce that he was NOT going for a swim.)
She is reading about this in the paper.
(edith bunker while...dogs outside howling as a result): he let go? how can he let go of the baby?
doesn't he know it wil get killed...it will die! how do you go in the water..when you're in how do you let go?!!!
Stupid.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/24/06 at 3:29 pm
yep...I don't like seeing sperm cells, they disgust me! ;D :D
Do you like seeing sperm,in general?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 03/24/06 at 3:36 pm
Sperm? Why wasn't I informed about this conversation. Oh, wait... nevermind.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/24/06 at 3:48 pm
Sperm? Why wasn't I informed about this conversation. Oh, wait... nevermind.
'Sperm-sense is tingling'
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/24/06 at 3:51 pm
Sperm? Why wasn't I informed about this conversation. Oh, wait... nevermind.
Nobody told you about the sperm story? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/24/06 at 4:38 pm
'Sperm-sense is tingling'
That sounds like the precursor to an orgasm.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/24/06 at 4:57 pm
That sounds like the precursor to an orgasm.
Yes, and now Marsh, you must yell that every time you're about to have one!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/24/06 at 4:58 pm
Yes, and now Marsh, you must yell that every time you're about to have one!
.. a deathly silence descends over Alabama..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/24/06 at 5:34 pm
Yes, and now Marsh, you must yell that every time you're about to have one!
I'm actually quite satisfied with a simple "Olly Olly Oxen Free".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: gemini on 03/24/06 at 6:49 pm
Tonight while I'm cooking dinner my daughter yells from the living room to come and look at a videoshe's watching on the computer
Her: Look at the guy in this band we saw last night, isn't he hot?
Me: (staring at the monitor) How old is this guy?
Her: I don't know, isn't he hot? He's so tall and look at those tight pants and his hair, and. . . .isn't he sooooo hot?
Me: So is he over 18?
Her: Probably about 20 something
Me: I'm too old to be thinking these thoughts. . . . unless of course he's over 21. . . . is he? Because if he is, yeah he's pretty d@mn hot! (hubby just rolls his eyes and shakes his head) :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/24/06 at 7:10 pm
To paraphrase, since I don't remember exactly.. We were talking about forming a band with people we talk to online.
"We need Marsh's sex appeal. But we have to tell his mom the devil moved to Georgia to get them to move up here." - Andrew.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/24/06 at 9:15 pm
Telekon Palmcorder Gentleman says:
Your toilet is really shiny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/06 at 9:20 pm
Telekon Palmcorder Gentleman says:
Your toilet is really shiny.
;D Knew it was coming.
Telekon Palmcorder Gentleman says:
So, we just killed him.
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
and I wear a beanie and stare at the ground?!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/06 at 9:29 pm
Earlier at the movies:
Me: Holy sh-t, are they making out while the ghost is chasing them? They're gonna get killed!
Plante: Do the sex! Do the sex! MAKE SEX!
Girl that wouldn't stop eye-raping me the whole movie: Did you just say "Do the sex"?
Plante: They've got at least, what 90 seconds till the ghost shows up again..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/06 at 9:39 pm
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
I was talking about how I'd have to survive on an island, humping leaves..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/24/06 at 10:19 pm
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
...no.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/06 at 10:31 pm
AvanteGardeBlue: I just have this fear of making out with strangers who look like they want to tie me to their bed and rape me for 3 days non-stop.
AvanteGardeBlue: Although that does sound undeniably sexy.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/24/06 at 10:31 pm
AvanteGardeBlue: I just have this fear of making out with strangers who look like they want to tie me to their bed and rape me for 3 days non-stop.
AvanteGardeBlue: Although that does sound undeniably sexy.
You've got a girlfriend!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/24/06 at 10:49 pm
.. a deathly silence descends over Alabama..
that deathly silence is always there.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/24/06 at 10:51 pm
that deathly silence is always there.
The deathly silence will forever reign.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/24/06 at 10:53 pm
The deathly silence will forever reign.
they saw the dirty picture of the locusts.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/24/06 at 10:53 pm
they saw the dirty picture of the locusts.
If they did.. Tia get's it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/24/06 at 10:55 pm
If they did.. Tia get's it.
unhand her, you brute.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/24/06 at 10:56 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/NoPantsATALL.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/24/06 at 11:18 pm
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/NoPantsATALL.jpg
now THAT's funny!
anyone ever tell you you kinda look like beck?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/25/06 at 1:32 am
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
PIZZA!
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
CHEESE
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/06 at 8:29 am
now THAT's funny!
anyone ever tell you you kinda look like beck?
Well that's not him, but yes, people say the person in that pic (Strawberry Fields Forever) that he looks like Beck...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/25/06 at 9:31 pm
Telekon Cocaine Socialist says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
her very first true love is holding her close and for a moment she isn't scared... says:
SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-E
Telekon Cocaine Socialist says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Telekon Cocaine Socialist says:
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
her very first true love is holding her close and for a moment she isn't scared... says:
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?
Telekon Cocaine Socialist says:
I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/25/06 at 11:34 pm
My mom: Our little boy is growing up..! He's eating tomatoes and growing a moustache!
I was eating a sandwich with tomatoes on it, and I used to always take the tomatoes off. :P
The moustache part was random though. That's why it sounded funny.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/06 at 11:36 pm
My mom: Our little boy is growing up..! He's eating tomatoes and growing a moustache!
I was eating a sandwich with tomatoes on it, and I used to always take the tomatoes off. :P
The moustache part was random though. That's why it sounded funny.
I hate that line "our little boy is growing up..!"
.. Aren't we always growing until the age 40 where we shrink?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/25/06 at 11:43 pm
I hate that line "our little boy is growing up..!"
.. Aren't we always growing until the age 40 where we shrink?
We shrink eventually, very gradually.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/25/06 at 11:46 pm
We shrink eventually, very gradually.
that's very true. My grandma was like a little over 5 feet tall at one time, now she is like 4'10" :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/25/06 at 11:55 pm
that's very true. My grandma was like a little over 5 feet tall at one time, now she is like 4'10" :o
Maybe you just grew since then.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/25/06 at 11:58 pm
Maybe you just grew since then.
I have grown a bit...but I am only about 5'2"...so I will probably be one of those 4'10" old ladies someday! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/26/06 at 12:54 am
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I have ways of making you REALLY horny!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 03/26/06 at 12:55 am
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I have ways of making you REALLY horny!
Omfg, OUT OF CONTEXT AGAIN..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/26/06 at 11:36 am
I have grown a bit...but I am only about 5'2"...so I will probably be one of those 4'10" old ladies someday! ;)
I know... You know, you're starting to sound just like Beth!
The good news is, you're not alone. You see, almost every girl I know is within two inches of your height. Last year, it seemed like EVERYBODY was 5'2", or less! :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/26/06 at 11:47 am
I know... You know, you're starting to sound just like Beth!
The good news is, you're not alone. You see, almost every girl I know is within two inches of your height. Last year, it seemed like EVERYBODY was 5'2", or less! :o
That's because they're all 13 or 14 years old... ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/26/06 at 12:12 pm
That's because they're all 13 or 14 years old... ;D
Shhhh... I'm trying to make them feel better!
Believe me, most of them have gone through their growth spurts...
This one girl must be.. like... 4'5".. She's been since three years ago at least!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/26/06 at 5:13 pm
This one girl must be.. like... 4'5".. She's been since three years ago at least!
I know someone like that.. she hasn't grown in years.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/26/06 at 7:07 pm
Little girl from next door...
"umm..I walked up to the dog and i thought she had a bone and then it moved and I don't kow if it's a rat or what. I thought I should tell you."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/26/06 at 8:45 pm
Shhhh... I'm trying to make them feel better!
Believe me, most of them have gone through their growth spurts...
This one girl must be.. like... 4'5".. She's been since three years ago at least!
lol...thanks for trying to make me feel better, beings that I am vertically challanged! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/26/06 at 11:02 pm
Who Do This Be?
also, when I was little, before I knew what I was doing.. I stole a book with a cat's face sticking out It was a cute book
Carpe Noctem says:
... You... stole a lot of crap.
Carpe Noctem says:
You little klepto
Who Do This Be? says:
yes
Who Do This Be? says:
and I only kept one thing
Who Do This Be? says:
the book
Who Do This Be? says:
which I gave to goodwill recently...
Carpe Noctem says:
Oh, that's real nice, "Here, Goodwill, have my STOLEN MERCHANDISE!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/27/06 at 4:02 am
Little girl from next door...
"umm..I walked up to the dog and i thought she had a bone and then it moved and I don't kow if it's a rat or what. I thought I should tell you."
HAHA! love it. i can picture it.
sounds like bode's kickin' a and takin' names, yes?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/27/06 at 8:39 am
HAHA! love it. i can picture it.
sounds like bode's kickin' a and takin' names, yes?
Nature's perfect warrior.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/27/06 at 4:22 pm
Robin talking to her friend on her cell phone last night:
"Hi Maria,Could I call you back later,I'm busy with my boyfriend right now". ::) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/27/06 at 7:35 pm
Omfg, OUT OF CONTEXT AGAIN..!
Okay... so... what context is that TO BE taken it?
Anyway, from the other day...
Me: DUDE! I just had two dude moments! SIMULTANEOUSLY! And neither other party was a dude! This must be what SEX feels like!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/27/06 at 10:14 pm
Me: DUDE! I just had two dude moments! SIMULTANEOUSLY! And neither other party was a dude! This must be what SEX feels like!
Wait...I don't get that.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/28/06 at 10:09 am
Nature's perfect warrior.
it's even funnier picturing some whippersnapper girl-scout brownie recounting this gruesome scene.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/28/06 at 10:12 am
it's even funnier picturing some whippersnapper girl-scout brownie recounting this gruesome scene.
Another good quote from her was yesterday:
Hi Karen! Any dead rodents today? (while skipping up to me)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 03/28/06 at 11:39 am
Nobody told you about the sperm story? ;D
Actually, you didn't get the joke, did you? :o
It was a way of saying that I give out too much info and stuff. :o
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/28/06 at 1:55 pm
Wait...I don't get that.
I'll explain on MSN sometime.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/28/06 at 3:45 pm
Actually, you didn't get the joke, did you? :o
It was a way of saying that I give out too much info and stuff. :o
Oh so you give out too much sperm? :o ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 03/28/06 at 3:47 pm
Oh so you give out too much sperm? :o ;D
In my teens, oh look at what you made me say!!!! ::) :-[
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/28/06 at 4:11 pm
In my teens, oh look at what you made me say!!!! ::) :-[
I made you say that? :o ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/28/06 at 4:43 pm
Wait...I don't get that.
Same... here...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/28/06 at 6:46 pm
Same... here...
I'll have to explain to you.. but Dude Moments are the most awesome feeling ever.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/28/06 at 7:01 pm
I'll have to explain to you.. but Dude Moments are the most awesome feeling ever.
Ew...I just got an idea....but...no...that can't be it...
Especially not simultaneously.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/28/06 at 7:09 pm
Ew...I just got an idea....but...no...that can't be it...
Especially not simultaneously.
You obviously don't get how awesome they are...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/28/06 at 7:14 pm
You obviously don't get how awesome they are...
You two came simultaneously in each others company..
..You're gonna have to explain this one because that's what it sounds like.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/28/06 at 7:15 pm
You two came simultaneously in each others company..
..You're gonna have to explain this one because that's what it sounds like.
those moments are beautiful, but they're over so quickly...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/28/06 at 7:20 pm
You two came simultaneously in each others company..
..You're gonna have to explain this one because that's what it sounds like.
Well, as long as somebody else said it first, yep, I'm pretty sure that's what the majority of us were thinking, Mr. General...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/28/06 at 7:20 pm
You two came simultaneously in each others company..
..You're gonna have to explain this one because that's what it sounds like.
Okay.. a dude moment is a moment in which some crazy, ironic, or otherwise kickass thing happens.. the two parties look at each other, but no words are necessary... but if they were, the words would be simply: "Dude..."
A few examples:
1. You're in a grocery store, and you fart really loud and long. The only guy around is some random clerk, stocking a shelf or something.. then, a few minutes later, an old lady walks up and is all like "Ewww, what's that smell?".. you and the clerk, having never met before, look at each other, you both know what the f--k's up.
2. You and some other guy are walking.. it doesn't matter your relationship to that person, you may not even know them.. but all the sudden, this attractive female walks in front of both of you.. again, the usual eye meet, and there's usually a big-ass grin coming from both parties.
Does it make any sense?
See, in my situation, I had a dude moment with two people at the same time, neither of which were dudes.. they were both girls.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/28/06 at 7:21 pm
Well, as long as somebody else said it first, yep, I'm pretty sure that's what the majority of us were thinking, Mr. General...
jah vohl, mein heir, mein kommandant.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/28/06 at 9:55 pm
those moments are beautiful, but they're over so quickly...
..we have to have tea again.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/29/06 at 8:18 am
More from the lovely lady sitting next to me!!!!!
"the lady at the nail place, she's korean, you know, they all are...and she says they don't eat at
chinese restaurants here ..she said they cook american not chinese but i' guess its' good enough her family is korean
so they opened a nice oriental supermarket...but who knows how to cook that stuff?! what is anyone going to do with that?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/29/06 at 9:17 am
More from the lovely lady sitting next to me!!!!!
"the lady at the nail place, she's korean, you know, they all are...and she says they don't eat at
chinese restaurants here ..she said they cook american not chinese but i' guess its' good enough her family is korean
so they opened a nice oriental supermarket...but who knows how to cook that stuff?! what is anyone going to do with that?"
PLEASE! I BEG! I'll not only do it for free, I'll pay you to let me take her out of the gene pool.
LET ME TERMINATE HER!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Trimac20 on 03/29/06 at 9:18 am
*shakes head in dismay*
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/29/06 at 10:34 am
PLEASE! I BEG! I'll not only do it for free, I'll pay you to let me take her out of the gene pool.
LET ME TERMINATE HER!
It would really brighten up my day, when the attendance sheets get handed out, that the HR person tells me sh'es missing and won't be back.
I'll give you my first born male child.
KK
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/29/06 at 12:38 pm
It would really brighten up my day, when the attendance sheets get handed out, that the HR person tells me sh'es missing and won't be back.
I'll give you my first born male child.
KK
The aryan race shall benefit.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/29/06 at 2:05 pm
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/WHOMFGHATSJPEG.jpg
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 03/29/06 at 2:07 pm
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/WHOMFGHATSJPEG.jpg
LMFAO!!! ;D ;D ;D :D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/29/06 at 4:20 pm
"You And I have to get married by next year".
Robin telling me on Sunday when we want to make out alone,We might want to consider to get our own apartment.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/29/06 at 4:21 pm
"You And I have to get married by next year".
Robin telling me on Sunday when we want to make out and we have to get our own apartment.
lol.
"make out" = "move out"?
you've really seriously got it on the brain, yo. i thought I was bad.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/29/06 at 4:30 pm
I.. I didn't know what else to respond to all of that with. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 03/29/06 at 4:32 pm
I.. I didn't know what else to respond to all of that with. ;D
Hey, kudos for being the first person in a while who was able to make me laugh so loudly my mam shouted up for me to be quiet! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/29/06 at 4:50 pm
lol.
"make out" = "move out"?
you've really seriously got it on the brain, yo. i thought I was bad.
We've been making out in her Parents house so much that we need to get our own apartment,Tia.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 03/29/06 at 11:06 pm
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/WHOMFGHATSJPEG.jpg
So Beth made all of those... but she only used two...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/30/06 at 4:50 am
So Beth made all of those... but she only used two...
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/BananaDance.gif
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 03/30/06 at 4:52 am
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/Off-Pissers/BananaDance.gif
WTF?! I have absolutely no idea what's going on here... this image is very odd, almost disturbing... and yet so damn happy. Not sure I've seen anything that's ever puzzled me quite this much.
Applause for posting it. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/30/06 at 8:53 am
In meeting:
Clerk 1: ...are these numbers accurate? Should we stick with these totals?
Clerk 2: ...no! higher!
Clerk 1.: ...*high-pitched voice* Should we stick with these totals?
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heeeeeeheeeeeeee
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: karen on 03/30/06 at 9:07 am
In meeting:
Clerk 1: ...are these numbers accurate? Should we stick with these totals?
Clerk 2: ...no! higher!
Clerk 1.: ...*high-pitched voice* Should we stick with these totals?
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heeeeeeheeeeeeee
The old ones are the best!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/30/06 at 9:31 am
my friend after we got lost on our walk at the military base and having to jump a fence to the shore in order to find our way home...
Hey, here's the beach! *reads sign* like I like my sex...unprotected..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/30/06 at 2:21 pm
WTF?! I have absolutely no idea what's going on here... this image is very odd, almost disturbing... and yet so damn happy. Not sure I've seen anything that's ever puzzled me quite this much.
Applause for posting it. ;)
Glad you enjoyed it.. it's another of those "I don't know what to post to respond" pics.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 03/30/06 at 3:07 pm
I made you say that? :o ::)
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Well, I wouldn't have said it if you didn't ask. :D :D :D :D :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/30/06 at 3:09 pm
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Well, I wouldn't have said it if you didn't ask. :D :D :D :D :D
Ask you what? ???
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 03/30/06 at 3:12 pm
Ask you what? ???
About the giving out too much sperm!!!!!!!! :D ;D ::)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/30/06 at 3:13 pm
About the giving out too much sperm!!!!!!!! :D ;D ::)
Did you do what I said? ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Step-chan on 03/30/06 at 3:20 pm
Did you do what I said? ;D
::) ::) ::) ::) :D :D :D :D
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Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 03/30/06 at 6:45 pm
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/Forum%20Stuff/ThatSucked.bmp
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/30/06 at 8:31 pm
there is a house up our block with about 7 crazed german shephards inside.
this is a conversation with the owner.
me: you can't have much room in there.
him: i have a bullmastiff at home
me: at home? you don't live here?
him: no
me; this is a two-story dog house?
him: yup.
creepy
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 03/30/06 at 8:39 pm
there is a house up our block with about 7 crazed german shephards inside.
this is a conversation with the owner.
me: you can't have much room in there.
him: i have a bullmastiff at home
me: at home? you don't live here?
him: no
me; this is a two-story dog house?
him: yup.
creepy
the health department recently shut down this old lady near where i live who had exactly three hundred and three cats in her house. her trash cans were filled with dead cats, great heaving gobs of filthy kitty litter, and old, hardened cat food. it was GROSS! i felt bad for her, she had OCD or something, compulsive hoarding.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/30/06 at 8:47 pm
the health department recently shut down this old lady near where i live who had exactly three hundred and three cats in her house. her trash cans were filled with dead cats, great heaving gobs of filthy kitty litter, and old, hardened cat food. it was GROSS! i felt bad for her, she had OCD or something, compulsive hoarding.
Cat owners are disgusting. Cats in general are disgusting.. doing their sinful business inside.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/30/06 at 10:46 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Yeah, well I have to look at your cat's massive ball.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/31/06 at 9:24 am
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
Yeah, well I have to look at your cat's massive ball.
My point proven.. cats are revolting.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 03/31/06 at 9:43 am
the health department recently shut down this old lady near where i live who had exactly three hundred and three cats in her house. her trash cans were filled with dead cats, great heaving gobs of filthy kitty litter, and old, hardened cat food. it was GROSS! i felt bad for her, she had OCD or something, compulsive hoarding.
oh....*cringe*...her trash cans were filled with dead cats...
did I mention that by my office the chinese restaurant is right next to the animal hospital?
she should hook up with them.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/31/06 at 11:42 am
oh....*cringe*...her trash cans were filled with dead cats...
did I mention that by my office the chinese restaurant is right next to the animal hospital?
she should hook up with them.
That's no accident.
You better keep Bode indoors.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/31/06 at 3:04 pm
Cat owners are disgusting. Cats in general are disgusting.. doing their sinful business inside.
What's wrong with cats these days?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 03/31/06 at 3:12 pm
What's wrong with cats these days?
I KNOW! They used to behave, now they're all "Well, we're gonna crap inside." I agree with you Howard, cat's should be banned from being.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/31/06 at 3:33 pm
I KNOW! They used to behave, now they're all "Well, we're gonna crap inside." I agree with you Howard, cat's should be banned from being.
What about pigeons? :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: danootaandme on 03/31/06 at 3:36 pm
What about pigeons? :P
and squirrels, double yuk :P :P
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 03/31/06 at 3:40 pm
and squirrels, double yuk :P :P
I'd catch a pigeon but they fly away too fast for me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 03/31/06 at 5:57 pm
I'm gonna quote myself because I'm such an arrogant bastard:
"White ipods can't jump."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 5:47 pm
The other day, between my dad and mom:
Dad: Haha, Trina's a homo!
Mom: Wait, what? How can I be gay? I like men.
Dad: Case and point.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Morton on 04/01/06 at 5:49 pm
A rather worrying comment exchanged between a young couple who came into the shop tonight:
Girl: (to boy) You smell like a condom...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/01/06 at 6:09 pm
Cat owners are disgusting. Cats in general are disgusting.. doing their sinful business inside.
:\'( :\'( :\'(
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Windbreaker05 on 04/01/06 at 6:11 pm
:\'( :\'( :\'(
Cat
Aww, no tears, now. I'm sure there's an exception made for catwomen!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/01/06 at 6:14 pm
Aww, no tears, now. I'm sure there's an exception made for catwomen!
Thanks. Applause for that.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/01/06 at 6:18 pm
He has no support for those accusations.
I asked him about it. Just says they do nothing... pft
Cats rule the wold! 'Tis true...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/01/06 at 6:23 pm
He has no support for those accusations.
I asked him about it. Just says they do nothing... pft
Cats rule the wold! 'Tis true...
Yup. Cats rule and dogs drool.
Cat
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/01/06 at 6:26 pm
Yup. Cats rule and dogs drool.
Cat
Literally! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/01/06 at 9:07 pm
Yup. Cats rule and dogs drool.
Cat
I second that! Cat owners ROCK!!! ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 9:12 pm
Yup. Cats rule and dogs drool.
Well, dogs certainly do drool a lot.. it's cause they're always hungry.
I saw comedian who said "I don't like dogs, they do whatever you want. Try telling a cat to sit. He'll be like.. "..... I'mma start tearin' up these curtains till you learn who runs sh-t around here! And put some food in my motherf--kin' bowl!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/01/06 at 9:17 pm
Well, dogs certainly do drool a lot.. it's cause they're always hungry.
I saw comedian who said "I don't like dogs, they do whatever you want. Try telling a cat to sit. He'll be like.. "..... I'mma start tearin' up these curtains till you learn who runs sh-t around here! And put some food in my motherf--kin' bowl!"
lol..that's funny! ;)
A very cute story concerning feeding a cat...
last night I was in the kitchen and my one cat, Anna was following me around. I knew that they needed fed, and I was getting to it...but she just kept on following me around. Finally she goes over to the cupboard where we keep their container of cat food, takes her paw and literally opens the door, climbs in the cupboard and starts meowing.....it was hilarious! Needless to say, I fed them right away after all of that effort! ;) ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 9:24 pm
last night I was in the kitchen and my one cat, Anna was following me around. I knew that they needed fed, and I was getting to it...but she just kept on following me around. Finally she goes over to the cupboard where we keep their container of cat food, takes her paw and literally opens the door, climbs in the cupboard and starts meowing.....it was hilarious! Needless to say, I fed them right away after all of that effort! ;) ;D
Our dog will notice you're going to the basement (his food is kept at the top of the flight of stairs that leads to the basement), knock you over, open the thing with his nose, and eat.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/01/06 at 9:29 pm
Our dog will notice you're going to the basement (his food is kept at the top of the flight of stairs that leads to the basement), knock you over, open the thing with his nose, and eat.
habits of animals are so funny! It's amazing what they know exactly to do in situations like those.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 9:31 pm
habits of animals are so funny! It's amazing what they know exactly to do in situations like those.
Yes, it is... however, it's also a bit scary how much of an evil genius my dog is.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/01/06 at 9:34 pm
Yes, it is... however, it's also a bit scary how much of an evil genius my dog is.
;D I often wonder what they are thinking sometimes...like when they just stare at you with their head slightly tilted to the side... :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/01/06 at 9:40 pm
;D I often wonder what they are thinking sometimes...like when they just stare at you with their head slightly tilted to the side... :D
My dog tilted his head to the side so far one time, trying to look cute, he fell over. ;D
I wonder what he's thinking.. but I don't like to think about it, cause it's probably scary.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/01/06 at 10:52 pm
Tonight as I was putting Vaughn to bed, I had told him a story and he was getting ready to go to sleep.
Vaughn: (looks up at wall) Can you get rid of that little piece of fuzz?
Me: Where?
Vaughn: up there.
Me: I can't even see anything....oh wait, it's moving...it's not fuzz, it's a spider!! :D
Vaughn: (starts laughing)
Me: Hang on, I will get rid of it (proceeds to get a tissue, grabs the spider and flushes it down the toilet)...OK Vaughn, I got it...it is down the toilet.
Vaughn: it is the daddy spider....and he is going home to his family
Me: (about to cry)...um....ya
Vaughn: But...why did it go down the toilet?
Me: Well...that's where the spider lives, it likes places that are dark
Vaughn: Can I go down the toilet?
Me: No, you are not a spider....good-night Vaughn
Vaughn: Goodnight.
;D ;D ;D ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/01/06 at 11:25 pm
Julie: "So, do you errr, like movies and things."
Me: "Well that all depends."
Julie: "On what?"
Me: "Well, on what kind of movie it is."
Julie: "So what kind of movies do you like."
Me: "That all depends as well"
Julie: "Oh right then, errr, are there any you'd like to see?"
Me: "No, not really."
Julie: "Ah, Ok, Oh, well, I'll speak to you later."
hehehehe, she has the hots for me, I wanted to be difficult.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: deadrockstar on 04/01/06 at 11:44 pm
Le sigh.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/01/06 at 11:45 pm
Le sigh.
A NON-forum quote worth posting. I think ... NOT!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/03/06 at 4:45 pm
"Howard,you're the best kisser".
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/03/06 at 5:19 pm
Tonight as I was putting Vaughn to bed, I had told him a story and he was getting ready to go to sleep.
Vaughn: (looks up at wall) Can you get rid of that little piece of fuzz?
Me: Where?
Vaughn: up there.
Me: I can't even see anything....oh wait, it's moving...it's not fuzz, it's a spider!! :D
Vaughn: (starts laughing)
Me: Hang on, I will get rid of it (proceeds to get a tissue, grabs the spider and flushes it down the toilet)...OK Vaughn, I got it...it is down the toilet.
Vaughn: it is the daddy spider....and he is going home to his family
Me: (about to cry)...um....ya
Vaughn: But...why did it go down the toilet?
Me: Well...that's where the spider lives, it likes places that are dark
Vaughn: Can I go down the toilet?
Me: No, you are not a spider....good-night Vaughn
Vaughn: Goodnight.
;D ;D ;D ;D
;D That made me laugh.
APPLAUSE!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/03/06 at 5:21 pm
"Howard,you're the best kisser".
DID YOUR MOM SAY THAT?! :D
No, I'm just kidding.. I know who did. :)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/03/06 at 6:20 pm
No, I'm just kidding.. I know who did. :)
That's right.. it was me.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/03/06 at 11:25 pm
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
My dad has to get up at five in the morning to go to work
DominEl says:
YEAH?! MY MOM DOES TOO AND SHE GOES TO BED AT 11!!!111
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
My dad could beat up your mom.
DominEl says:
I DOUBT THAT
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/03/06 at 11:59 pm
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
My dad has to get up at five in the morning to go to work
DominEl says:
YEAH?! MY MOM DOES TOO AND SHE GOES TO BED AT 11!!!111
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
My dad could beat up your mom.
DominEl says:
I DOUBT THAT
It's true! She works out!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/04/06 at 12:01 pm
God is one of those self hating Jews.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/04/06 at 4:53 pm
That's right.. it was me.
NO TG,It was someone else,My significant other. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/04/06 at 5:10 pm
NO TG,It was someone else,My significant other. ;)
Sure about that? He's been told he does look a lot like Robin, yanno.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/04/06 at 5:11 pm
Sure about that? He's been told he does look a lot like Robin, yanno.
And I believe he was in the New York area, at the time..
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/04/06 at 5:11 pm
Sure about that? He's been told he does look a lot like Robin, yanno.
No Not a bit
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/04/06 at 8:56 pm
Marsh - "This Town Is Crazy But Nobody Cares" says:
...do you have any other friends on MSN yeT?
yaaaaarrggg says:
No.
yaaaaarrggg says:
But there's this show on CSPAN
yaaaaarrggg says:
about child pornagraphy
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Buckinghammm on 04/05/06 at 11:47 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I am a man..!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/05/06 at 11:52 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I am a man..!
I KNEW IT!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/06/06 at 3:03 pm
I KNEW IT!
After all those times fellating her, it makes sense now, doesn't it?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/06/06 at 7:26 pm
Me: I mean, I think it's quite possible to love multiple people. You can hate many people.. you can feel friendship to many people.. why not romantic love?
Brett: Love? What are you, gay? Ewwwwww...
Me: Oh, you can't be that heartless.
Brett: And you can't be that GAY.
Me: Man, shut the f--k up!
Brett: Said the FAG!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/06/06 at 8:56 pm
Me: I mean, I think it's quite possible to love multiple people. You can hate many people.. you can feel friendship to many people.. why not romantic love?
Brett: Love? What are you, gay? Ewwwwww...
Me: Oh, you can't be that heartless.
Brett: And you can't be that GAY.
Me: Man, shut the f--k up!
Brett: Said the FAG!
Brett totally smoked your ass.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/06/06 at 9:21 pm
Me: You know, Beck is a Scientologist.
My mom: Ugh...what in the world has gotten into her?
Me: ..."he"...
My mom: Wait, what did you say?
Me: Beck is a Scientologist.
My mom: Oh, I thought you said Beth.
Yes, she was thinking of the same one...
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/07/06 at 2:21 pm
Me: You know, Beck is a Scientologist.
My mom: Ugh...what in the world has gotten into her?
Me: ..."he"...
My mom: Wait, what did you say?
Me: Beck is a Scientologist.
My mom: Oh, I thought you said Beth.
I was deeply hurt when I found out Beck was a Scientologist.. I was like "Awww, Beck.. why?"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/07/06 at 2:47 pm
--B e t h--.. "..Standing alone In the drizzle, With his head down and his Walkman turned up. He looked unspeakably lonely.." says:
I am a man..!
What drizzle is he referring to?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/07/06 at 6:41 pm
What drizzle is he referring to?
...
That's me, Howard. That's my name on MSN. It deals with Elliott Smith.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/07/06 at 8:48 pm
"i don't have a violent bone in my body.
"okay, i do, however, have a violent bone ON my body."
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/08/06 at 5:29 pm
Quote:
That's why older women are da sheeeet, mang! Just imagine,......take what you're thinking, make it three times as depraved, add a feather, and you've almost got what they're thinking.
(it's true!)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/08/06 at 6:51 pm
Quote:
That's why older women are da sheeeet, mang! Just imagine,......take what you're thinking, make it three times as depraved, add a feather, and you've almost got what they're thinking.
(it's true!)
man, whoever said that should get with whoever said the violent bone thing. sounds like a match made in heaven.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/08/06 at 6:52 pm
man, whoever said that should get with whoever said the violent bone thing. sounds like a match made in heaven.
inthe00s dating service!!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/08/06 at 8:50 pm
I have a lot from last night.. I'll explain when I get back.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/08/06 at 9:34 pm
Today, at work..
Mother of Child: Steven, come over here quick! Aren't these the Star Wars figures you've been looking for?
Child: Yes! WOW!
Mother Of Child: And they're only $3..!
Child: Mom, can we get one? PLEASE?
Mother Of Child: ...Nnnnope! *grins and walks away*
Child: ... :o... :(... :\'(
Ha. So evil. I love it.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 04/08/06 at 9:54 pm
Today, at work..
Child: Mom, can we get one? PLEASE?
Mother Of Child: ...Nnnnope! *grins and walks away*
Ha. So evil. I love it.
That is hysterical. I'll have to do that to my kids someday.
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: CeeKay on 04/08/06 at 9:55 pm
"Stop watching the Disney Channel, Mom."
(My 16 y.o. son after I tried to talk to him about sex).
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/08/06 at 9:59 pm
"Stop watching the Disney Channel, Mom."
(My 16 y.o. son after I tried to talk to him about sex).
You really should.
Heee heeee! I love those kids!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/08/06 at 10:10 pm
Today, at work..
Mother of Child: Steven, come over here quick! Aren't these the Star Wars figures you've been looking for?
Child: Yes! WOW!
Mother Of Child: And they're only $3..!
Child: Mom, can we get one? PLEASE?
Mother Of Child: ...Nnnnope! *grins and walks away*
Child: ... :o... :(... :\'(
Ha. So evil. I love it.
that is so cruel...I could never do that!! :-\\
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/09/06 at 7:20 am
inthe00s dating service!!
I hope Chucky comes up with that idea someday. ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/09/06 at 11:39 am
Michelle - OK, if I was not a failure but a blank.
Me - winner?
Ron - Jerk?
Me - Asshole?
Ron - Crack whore?
Me - Laotian Tranny whore?
Ron - Ponderdog?
Michelle - Success, you fudgeing bastards.. Oh fudge i ruined it
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Apricot on 04/09/06 at 11:46 am
From my sectional at the band-a-thon:
Ethan: Okay, so let me think... it's getting confusing. Andrew Clevenger's girlfriend sodomized him with a cucumber, which he ate afterwards?
Me: Yes.
Andrew Clevenger: Sounds right, but I really have to protest this whole..
Ethan: Irrelevant. *tells next guy in our row*
Josh: Did you say that Andrew Clevenger sodomized himself with something? *tells next guy*
Ethan: Crap... you realize this is somehow gonna get around the band, but not before somehow becoming "Ethan got sodomized by Andrew Clevenger's cucumber!" or something like that?
Me: Yep. Hey look, it's the co-father of my child!
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/09/06 at 1:47 pm
"Little old lady got mutilated late last night"
W. Zevon
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Tia on 04/09/06 at 2:11 pm
Michelle - OK, if I was not a failure but a blank.
Me - winner?
Ron - Jerk?
Me - Ashcroft?
Ron - Crack whore?
Me - Laotian Tranny whore?
Ron - Ponderdog?
Michelle - Success, you fudging bastards.. Oh fudge i ruined it
ponderdog?
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: La Roche on 04/09/06 at 11:33 pm
ponderdog?
Ok..
the game I just described.
One of the answers was Underdog..
Not over but.. blank dog.
Black is here to save the day.
PONDERDOG PONDERDOG! ;D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: YWN on 04/10/06 at 9:36 am
Today, at work..
Mother of Child: Steven, come over here quick! Aren't these the Star Wars figures you've been looking for?
Child: Yes! WOW!
Mother Of Child: And they're only $3..!
Child: Mom, can we get one? PLEASE?
Mother Of Child: ...Nnnnope! *grins and walks away*
Child: ... :o... :(... :\'(
Ha. So evil. I love it.
...
:\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/10/06 at 10:59 am
...
:\'(
;) :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Dominic L. on 04/10/06 at 11:12 am
;) :D
If Marsh is supposed to be on vacation...
And he just posted that...
DOES THAT MEAN BETH HAS HIS PASSWORD?!! :D
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/10/06 at 1:17 pm
If Marsh is supposed to be on vacation...
And he just posted that...
DOES THAT MEAN BETH HAS HIS PASSWORD?!! :D
Marsh was at the library, and I missed him :\'(
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: Howard on 04/10/06 at 4:11 pm
"I just love your erotic massages". ;)
Robin last night when we made out. ;)
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: KKay on 04/10/06 at 5:11 pm
the famous Alice doing a word-search puzzle at work..
"Zing? that's a word?! What is this, a chinese puzzle?!"
Subject: Re: NON-Forum Quote Of The Day
Written By: