Seriously... Beth and I were wondering, and we can't find it out anywhere on google.

This is information someone needs?

This is information someone needs?


Well, yes. If we don't find out, we'll have to find out ourselves... by eating it. And I'd rather not. I read that it tastes like Bavarian Chocolate, but the smell is to deter humans away so the monsters in your toilet can read it, but hey, I don't believe that!

What the heck kind of topic is this? lol

Why'd you have to include me in this..?!

And for anybody to complain about postwhoring? Not that you two did, but if whistledog or Dak doesn't get on your case, I'm just calling them up.

And by the way, it tastes like chicken.

http://www.babyruth.com/images/new_images/billboard-freegame_03.jpg

And for anybody to complain about postwhoring? Not that you two did, but if whistledog or Dak doesn't get on your case, I'm just calling them up.

And by the way, it tastes like chicken.


Well... it's only one thread..

erm....
not because I know but because I have heard this discussion before....

apparently it takes like saw dust.
I asked "how does one know what saw dust tastes like?"
the answer I was given "In shop class you get dust in your mouth - that's what it resembles in texture and taste"

bizarre :D

Are you out of love with me?
Are you longing to be free?
Do I drive you up a tree?
Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Do I drive you up the wall?
Do you dread every phone call?
Can you not stand me at all?
Yeah! Oh Yeah!

When we met, I thought money was everything,
So I let you buy the house, the cars, the ring.
But I can't take your perpetual whining, and you can't sing.
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.
Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Are you out of love with me?
Are you longing to be free?
Do I drive you up a tree?
Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Do I drive you up the wall?
Do you dread every phone call?
Can you not stand me at all?
Yeah! Oh Yeah!

When we met, I thought money was everything,
So I let you buy the house, the cars, the ring.
But I can't take your perpetual whining, and you can't sing.
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.
Yeah! Oh Yeah!


Seriously, is this serious? If so..... why?

Are you out of love with me?
Are you longing to be free?
Do I drive you up a tree?
Yeah! Oh Yeah!

Do I drive you up the wall?
Do you dread every phone call?
Can you not stand me at all?
Yeah! Oh Yeah!

When we met, I thought money was everything,
So I let you buy the house, the cars, the ring.
But I can't take your perpetual whining, and you can't sing.
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh.
Yeah! Oh Yeah!



That's a GREAT song.

http://www.babyruth.com/images/new_images/billboard-freegame_03.jpg


I can hear the Jaws theme now. ;D

erm....
not because I know but because I have heard this discussion before....

apparently it takes like saw dust.
I asked "how does one know what saw dust tastes like?"
the answer I was given "In shop class you get dust in your mouth - that's what it resembles in texture and taste"

bizarre :D



I tested... you're right!

I heard it taste the same as the smell.  I was listening to the Howard Stern show and a guy ate a piece of dog crap so that they would let him on the show.  Anyway, they asked him what it tasted like and he said that it pretty much tasted the same at the smell.

Why'd you have to include me in this..?!
im guessing to get some legitimacy? you don't wanna be all, "you know, i was sitting around by myself and i started wondering, all on my own, what crap might taste like."

anyway, my guess is that it probably tastes really really bad. i guess i'm okay with not knowing more than that.

shouldn't this be in the food board?

I heard it taste the same as the smell.  I was listening to the Howard Stern show and a guy ate a piece of dog crap so that they would let him on the show.  Anyway, they asked him what it tasted like and he said that it pretty much tasted the same at the smell.


Yeah, a lot of things tend to taste like their smell.

Seriously, is this serious? If so..... why?


Yes.. I was just wondering!

I think it's great!!!
http://usera.imagecave.com/kgilmartin/bodehelped-copy.jpg

I think it's great!!!
http://usera.imagecave.com/kgilmartin/bodehelped-copy.jpg


;D

Well, yes. If we don't find out, we'll have to find out ourselves... by eating it. And I'd rather not. I read that it tastes like Bavarian Chocolate, but the smell is to deter humans away so the monsters in your toilet can read it, but hey, I don't believe that!


Um. No. Just No. :D :D :D :D ::) ::) ::) ::)

I've smelt it but never tasted it. :P

I've smelt it but never tasted it. :P


Wise choice.

Wise choice.


I think I will taste it!

I think I will taste it!



You will do no such thing, Dominic..!

I bet it doesnt' taste like anything...it's just useless material so i bet it's just ....ew...stuff.

I think I will taste it!


You have a scatological fetish? :o

I bet it doesnt' taste like anything...it's just useless material so i bet it's just ....ew...stuff.


Pasty smelly brown stuff with sticks in it.

I think I will taste it!


Then will you smile for us?

Then will you smile for us?



Yes, maybe spit up a bit for you.

Let me make metaloaf for you.. then you'll know.  ;D

I think it's great!!!
http://usera.imagecave.com/kgilmartin/bodehelped-copy.jpg


LOL!!!

My dog will get into the cat's litter box every now and then.  The dog will come walking out of the bathroom with cat litter on his nose and my husband will say "Baxter's been eating Snicker-snacks again!!". 

GROSS!!

Let me make metaloaf for you.. then you'll know.  ;D


I'm dying to get your meatloaf recipe.

Let me make metaloaf for you.. then you'll know.  ;D


ew.
old family secret recipe?

Seriously... Beth and I were wondering, and we can't find it out anywhere on google.


It actually tastes pretty good. A bit like - rotten banana puree, in fact. You really must try it, you haven't lived if you haven't tasted it.

http://www.vhtrc.org/fourplay/2003/coyote-poop.jpg

Coyote Poop  :P

http://www.vhtrc.org/fourplay/2003/coyote-poop.jpg

Coyote Poop  :P


(Vomits...)

I guess I didn't need those cream wafer rolls or the wild cherry Pepsi.

Good grief.  ::) ;D

http://www.vhtrc.org/fourplay/2003/coyote-poop.jpg

Coyote Poop  :P


That used to be my display pic on MSN!!

Good grief.  ::) ;D



Doesn't that look yummy?

Doesn't that look yummy?


After looking at it I feel quite sick actually.

After looking at it I feel quite sick actually.


I'm sorry

I'm sorry


S'alright. I was the one who entered the thread.  :)

I have to imagine that, somewhare in the world, there is a culture that eats doody like a delicacy.  I mean in India there are groups that dring their own whiz.

I have to imagine that, somewhare in the world, there is a culture that eats doody like a delicacy.  I mean in India there are groups that dring their own whiz.


The French eat escargot (snails) and frogs, Arabians love their sheep's eyes too so I guess anything is possible, lol.

The French eat escargot (snails) and frogs, Arabians love their sheep's eyes too so I guess anything is possible, lol.


The Greeks used to eat monkey brains! :)

The Greeks used to eat monkey brains! :)


I heard some Asian people (I think it was Indonesia or the Phillipines) eat monkey brains...wait for it...while the monkey is still alive! The concept alone is too horrible to conceive, so I won't tell anymore... :P :P :P

I heard some Asian people (I think it was Indonesia or the Phillipines) eat monkey brains...wait for it...while the monkey is still alive! The concept alone is too horrible to conceive, so I won't tell anymore... :P :P :P


Yeah, they hold them, put them in the center of the table, cut open the head, and just.. scoop brains outta their head.

I heard some Asian people (I think it was Indonesia or the Phillipines) eat monkey brains...wait for it...while the monkey is still alive! The concept alone is too horrible to conceive, so I won't tell anymore... :P :P :P


Eugh! That's just friggin' sick!  ;D

Yeah, they hold them, put them in the center of the table, cut open the head, and just.. scoop brains outta their head.


I nearly threw up the first time I heard that...

But anyway, shouldn't poop just taste like mashed up food, which is what food becomes anyway?  :o

chicken! ;D

But anyway, shouldn't poop just taste like mashed up food, which is what food becomes anyway?  :o


Yeah... mashed up food that just came outta your butt.  ;D

ew.
old family secret recipe?



I'm dying to get your meatloaf recipe.


All you need is a rubber glove, a spoon and a firm constitution.

All you need is a rubber glove, a spoon and a firm constitution.


But how should one prepare the dish?  Deep fried? Baked? Grilled? Sauteed?  ???

Poop has corn in it so that's nutritious right there. ;D   :P

But how should one prepare the dish?  Deep fried? Baked? Grilled? Sauteed?   ???



I don't want to find out. ;D

But how should one prepare the dish?  Deep fried? Baked? Grilled? Sauteed?  ???


Fricassee.

This thread still exists?

This thread still exists?


Yes, and it won't die until somebody figures out the answer!

This thread still exists?


NO.



(wishful thinking)

NO.



(wishful thinking)



What I find hard to believe is that a resonably educted adult actually asked other reasonably educated adults what feces taste like.  I mean, the thought was in their head and then they figured that other people also wondered it too........and typed it out and then posted it.

I can't get over that.  Who thinks of stuff like this?  I mean, really.

What I find hard to believe is that a resonably educted adult actually asked other reasonably educated adults what feces taste like.  I mean, the thought was in their head and then they figured that other people also wondered it too........and typed it out and then posted it.

I can't get over that.  Who thinks of stuff like this?  I mean, really.



If it makes you feel any better, I'm not a reasonably educated adult.. and I mean, what makes feces different than, say.. wood? Would you think differently if I asked "What does wood taste like?"?

If it makes you feel any better, I'm not a reasonably educated adult.. and I mean, what makes feces different than, say.. wood? Would you think differently if I asked "What does wood taste like?"?



Yes, because that would be silly.  Silly is funny.  Asking people what feces taste like is to the left of gross.  I mean, it's sh*t.  It comes out of your butt. 

Yes, because that would be silly.  Silly is funny.  Asking people what feces taste like is to the left of gross and bordering on odd.  I mean, it's sh*t.  It comes out of your butt. 


... and?

... and?



What would possess anyone to want to know this?  Are you going to eat feces and find out if what people are telling you is true?  Are you auditioning for Fear Factor?

What would possess anyone to want to know this?  Are you going to eat feces and find out if what people are telling you is true?  Are you auditioning for Fear Factor?


Hmm... maybe I should. It WOULD put my curiosities to rest

Whatever you ate, that made you sh!t, is exactly what sh!t tastes like.  It's a different taste each time ;D

... and?



.. ;D Aw, gotta love Doms.

Wow....I really don't want to be caught perusing through this thread! ;D :D

Wow....I really don't want to be caught perusing through this thread! ;D :D



TOO LATE! >:-D

Hm. It looks like there's some sort of fight going on here... you know what'll solve this? TMBG!!!!


My Man,
Muscles From Hand To Foot,
Completely Coated In Uninterupted Skin,
My Man,
Signals Command To The Leg To Follow Orders,
Coming Down From Headquarters.
Why, Then,
Am I In Bed?
I Guess,
My Man's Fallen Out With My Head!

Hm. It looks like there's some sort of fight going on here... you know what'll solve this? TMBG!!!!


My Man,
Muscles From Hand To Foot,
Completely Coated In Uninterupted Skin,
My Man,
Signals Command To The Leg To Follow Orders,
Coming Down From Headquarters.
Why, Then,
Am I In Bed?
I Guess,
My Man's Fallen Out With My Head!


Ah, in case you were wondering people, John Linnell is not gay... it's about paralysis.

It comes out of your butt. 


... UhOh.... I've been doing something terribly wrong.

... UhOh.... I've been doing something terribly wrong.

It's a common mistake to vomit poop, if that's what you're referring to.

It's a common mistake to vomit poop, if that's what you're referring to.


You're way off chief.

Whatever you ate, that made you sh!t, is exactly what sh!t tastes like.  It's a different taste each time ;D



looks like crap!

You're way off chief.


:o You don't mean...?

Poop is....magically delicious. ;D

Poop is....magically delicious. ;D


(Vomits.....)

Oh, man.......

There goes that peanut butter nutella sandwich and root beer I had.

:o You don't mean...?


Fuc.kin A!

(Vomits.....)

Oh, man.......

There goes that peanut butter nutella sandwich and root beer I had.



Oh I'm sorry ;D

A thread about How Poop tastes...WTF  ::) ::) ::)

This is even better. ;D

A thread about How Poop tastes...WTF   ::) ::) ::)


Yep.....

It kinda short-curcuited my mind too.

Yep.....

It kinda short-curcuited my mind too.
what does a short-circuited brain taste like?

what does a short-circuited brain taste like?


Bananas.

Seriously... Beth and I were wondering, and we can't find it out anywhere on google.
Try Troll Kingdom.They'll tell you!

Try Troll Kingdom.They'll tell you!


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm? I'mma look this up, and you better not be messin' wit' me!

poop goes with a delicious glass of pee ;D

poop goes with a delicious glass of pee ;D


Would it be served at body temp or chilled    :P :P :P

Would it be served at body temp or chilled    :P :P :P



Oy, you HAD to ask..

In some countries, Poop is a delicasy

"I'll take two scoops of frozen poop please"

http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_dan/sheeshicecream.jpg

Would it be served at body temp or chilled    :P :P :P



Chilled,Of course  ;D

In some countries, Poop is a delicasy

"I'll take two scoops of frozen poop please"

http://www.shanghaiist.com/attachments/shang_dan/sheeshicecream.jpg


Hmmm... Maybe this is a trend that needs to be exploited.

Dairy Queen could open up a new brand  "Doody Queen... with a curl on top"

;D ;D

Hmmm... Maybe this is a trend that needs to be exploited.

Dairy Queen could open up a new brand  "Doody Queen... with a curl on top"

;D ;D


Yeah, their slogan could be "The Ice Cream that's tha ѕhit" ;D

Hmmm... Maybe this is a trend that needs to be exploited.

Dairy Queen could open up a new brand  "Doody Queen... with a curl on top"

;D ;D



Could I have a scoop of chocolate? ;D

Could I have a scoop of chocolate? ;D


Regular Chocolate, White Chocolate, Chocolate Chunk or Chocolate Fudge?

Chilled,Of course  ;D


..there would be variations in flavour and colour depending on the amount of salts etc in it, so there would need to be indiv. names for each colour so people would know which to ask for according to their taste preference.

Regular Chocolate, White Chocolate, Chocolate Chunk or Chocolate Fudge?


Does that come with bits of corn?  :P

I was looking for the Kopi Luwak thread, and I found this.

Confound you, Google!  You drive me to drink coffee.

Why would I want to know what poop tastes like?  8-P

::)

Oh for the love of God!

I am soo not thankful for someone bringing this thread back from the dead :P

I was looking for the Kopi Luwak thread, and I found this.

Confound you, Google!  You drive me to drink coffee.


I learnt that foo bar had something to do with computer programming.
After seeing your reading leanings you better think about changing your nick sir.....maybe foul batch fits properly with your current patch  8-P

But then again....if someone else tried....better spit it out  :D

Right here and right now

I am soo not thankful for someone bringing this thread back from the dead :P



It's their fault.

What does Pee taste like?  :D ;D

Oh for the love of God!


http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmYTPNENS7TMKw7N_1qP44UrTFBXzpsepEfMlVMtNfJBDtrBp-NMC-Tq0

Yep, my bad.


What does Pee taste like?  :D ;D


I dunno.  Better Ask Bear Grylls of Born Survivor, aka Man vs. Wild.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmYTPNENS7TMKw7N_1qP44UrTFBXzpsepEfMlVMtNfJBDtrBp-NMC-Tq0

Yep, my bad.

I dunno.  Better Ask Bear Grylls of Born Survivor, aka Man vs. Wild.



OMG that's sick but I guess you got to do what you got to do.  :P

http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/e7916ae1cc10.gif

Eeyup, it's been that kind of day here.

Wha.... Oh my.... I....

http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x361/MLP-Step/pony1.jpg

Yes, Heart Throb... I can't believe I posted in this thread all those years ago either.

Yes, Heart Throb... I can't believe I posted in this thread all those years ago either.


We all have to own up to our respective mistakes :)

To make up for having resurrected this unfortunate thread, today's PSA: if you're ever unfortunate enough to come down with clostridium difficile,

http://i.imgur.com/btXqD.gif

and the usual antibiotics (including Dificid, approved earlier this year) don't work, consider the unconsiderable.  (OK, not THAT unthinkable.  I mean, you still won't have sufficient data to answer the question posed by this unfortunate thread :)

Disclaimer: Unproven in US clinical studies.  Hypothesis is reasonable, and track record promising enough in Europe that - after conventional antibiotic therapies have failed - it's not that crazy an idea.  Give it a few more years.  Better yet, just pray to whatever gods you worship that you never contract CDAD.

Although some of my postings are in response to Howard.

Oh for the love of God!


I missed this thread too. :D

I missed this thread too. :D


With every round I've, uh, fired at it!


"Panda dung is rich in nutrition ... and should be much better than chemical fertilisers," Mr An said. "People should make a harmonious relationship with heaven, earth and the environment."


http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2012/01/10/1226240/988692-panda-poop.jpg

Since he puts it that way, would anyone like some tea?  Grown in Panda poop, available for a mere $34,000 per pound, and sold direct to you by a 40something Chinese furry in a panda suit!