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Subject: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 11:49 am

Ok, now this has been in my mind, to make a list of people who need to be hit in the face with a fish.
Now on my list i have a lot of people, So I think I will only name a few people, I hope we all can make one big
list of people who need to be hit in the face with a fish.
;D
                                    The start of my list:
1) Anyone who tries to use a credit card to buy something thats under 5 bucks.
2) Anyone who think Nazi's are cool.
3) Bush

well thats all the ones i can get off the top of me head, I'm sure there will be more.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Apricot on 08/19/06 at 11:51 am

1. People with controllable weight problems who do nothing about it.
2. Anyone who goes on about their moral superiorty. God, I hate these people.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 11:56 am


Ok, now this has been in my mind, to make a list of people who need to be hit in the face with a fish.
Now on my list i have a lot of people, So I think I will only name a few people, I hope we all can make one big
list of people who need to be hit in the face with a fish.
;D
                                    The start of my list:
1) Anyone who tries to use a credit card to buy something thats under 5 bucks.
2) Anyone who think Nazi's are cool.
3) Bush

well thats all the ones i can get off the top of me head, I'm sure there will be more.


Dang, you got me on two out of three.

Will it be a tuna, or the traditional trout?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 12:05 pm

To add on the list

I have to put Chip Foose, Because I hate how he takes old cars,
and put all this junk in them, and to top it off, makes it "roll" on 22's.
He takes the real beauty out of the car.


Now when you get the chance to hit the person, with the fish
make it the biggest and slimest one you can find. ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/19/06 at 12:07 pm

Why a fish?  That's lame.  Pick up a lead pipe.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 12:09 pm


Why a fish?  That's lame.  Pick up a lead pipe.


Nah, that's lame.. gotta go 'old skool' as it were.

He was just a poor little fishy,
His face was all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
I hit him with a brick,
And now he's not laughing or singing no more!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 12:10 pm


Why a fish?  That's lame.  Pick up a lead pipe.


Because that wont be funny! ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/19/06 at 12:47 pm

Yi yi yai yi....

People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head!

Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah yah yah.. yah. yah yah yah...

Mechanics who can't fix a car,
Politicians who can't think!
The salesman who won't leave me alone,
The waiter who forgot my drink!

(Refrain)
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
BOOT TO THE HEAD!!



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 12:52 pm


Yi yi yai yi....

People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head!

Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah yah yah.. yah. yah yah yah...

Mechanics who can't fix a car,
Politicians who can't think!
The salesman who won't leave me alone,
The waiter who forgot my drink!

(Refrain)
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
BOOT TO THE HEAD!!



Cat


now, this is a song? or just your list? both are good in my book :)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 12:55 pm

Back to the list.

People who beep their car horn. >:(
Is it to hard to park the car, walk the few feet to the door, and knock?

also the people who block the streets to talk to each other car to car, when 5 feet in front
of them is a parking spot, were they can go and talk for as long as they want.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/19/06 at 12:56 pm


now, this is a song? or just your list? both are good in my book :)



It is a song by the Frantics.




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 1:00 pm



It is a song by the Frantics.




Cat


I will look them up, and to all thanks for posting so far as soon as i can give karma,
you all will be getting one for me.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/19/06 at 1:32 pm

Darkbreed.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/19/06 at 1:38 pm

Dominic L.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 1:40 pm


Darkbreed.



Why me? :\'(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/19/06 at 1:40 pm



Why me? :\'(



...>:-}D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 1:43 pm



...>:-}D


E.V.I.L. Pure  E.V.I.L. I say.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/19/06 at 2:04 pm

people who are awarded medals for threads they start with a stolen idea.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/19/06 at 2:16 pm

people who work for banks that won't work with you concerning payments, etc. :-\\

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/19/06 at 2:21 pm

The idiots who think there will be 40 virgins awaiting them in paradise.

They have to understand, after 40 days they will no longer be virgins, then they
will be stuck with 40 wives for eternity. This sounds like hell to me.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/19/06 at 3:07 pm


Why a fish?  That's lame.  Pick up a lead pipe.


I like the lead pipe idea.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/19/06 at 3:15 pm

Good, nobody has listed my name... yet.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Davester on 08/19/06 at 3:16 pm


Yi yi yai yi....

People talking in movie shows,
People smoking in bed!
People voting Republican,
Give them a boot to the head!

Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah, yah...
Boot to the Head! Yah yah yah.. yah. yah yah yah...

Mechanics who can't fix a car,
Politicians who can't think!
The salesman who won't leave me alone,
The waiter who forgot my drink!

(Refrain)
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
Boot to the head! Yah, yah..
BOOT TO THE HEAD!!



Cat


  Boot to the Head..?  I remember hearing this on the Dr. Demento show.  Nice...go ;)...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: divine_intervention on 08/19/06 at 3:36 pm

Oh. I have one.

The people who drive down the road and honk at every person they know that drives past them.
(Apparently it includes my mother in that because she honked at me yesterday when she passed me on the road)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/19/06 at 3:44 pm


  Boot to the Head..?  I remember hearing this on the Dr. Demento show.  Nice...go ;)...



That's where I heard it, too.




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: KKay on 08/19/06 at 3:47 pm

everyone i work with...


I like your idea.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 4:40 pm


everyone i work with...


I like your idea.



Well thank you. ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 08/19/06 at 5:53 pm

Parents who berate 12 year old girls for playing a bad game of soccer.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/19/06 at 5:56 pm


Parents who berate 12 year old girls for playing a bad game of soccer.



Not just 12 year old girls but any parent who berate their kids (boys as well as girls)  because they don't play ANY sport well.




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/19/06 at 6:06 pm

A couple girls I went to H.S. with. 



And not using a fish, but my awesome idea of a lead pipe.  THAT makes a statement.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: divine_intervention on 08/19/06 at 6:08 pm


A couple girls I went to H.S. with. 



And not using a fish, but my awesome idea of a lead pipe.  THAT makes a statement.


It makes a very good statement. I like the lead pipe idea.

Oh. And I have another to add the the list. Mr. Lowery the vice principal at my old high school.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/19/06 at 6:08 pm

people who think I'm gonna hold a door open for them just because they're on their cell phone and their hands are full. uh uh, no mercy. fish upside the head

people who have way more than 10 items in the express lane at the store

the window sales guy that came to my door earlier & didn't want to take no for an answer. slap that dude upside the head with a mackeral

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/19/06 at 6:15 pm

people who look you up and down when you enter a room. ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/19/06 at 6:25 pm


A couple girls I went to H.S. with. 



And not using a fish, but my awesome idea of a lead pipe.  THAT makes a statement.


Using a lead pipe would make a statement, a vicious and vindictive statement. Being smacked
in the face with a fish has two advantages. One, it's funny as hell. Two, it says, "you're stupid."

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/19/06 at 7:49 pm


Dominic L.



Bethany S.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 8:03 pm

Andreas Moller.
Cristiano Ronaldo.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/19/06 at 8:26 pm


Using a lead pipe would make a statement, a vicious and vindictive statement. being smacked
in the face with a fish has two advantages. One, it's funny as hell. Two, it says, "you're stupid."



The girls I'm talking about deserve to have a lead pipe smashed in their faces.  I want it to be vicious and vindictive.  That's the point.  If you knew 1/100th of the sh*t they put me through when I was in H.S., you'd want to beat them about the face with more than a lead pipe.


A fish would do nothing to these two.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/19/06 at 8:44 pm



A fish would do nothing to these two.


It would if it was frozen.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 08/19/06 at 8:46 pm


It would if it was frozen.  ;D


Ooh ooh! A shark is a fish!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Buckinghammm on 08/19/06 at 9:07 pm


And not using a fish, but my awesome idea of a lead pipe.  THAT makes a statement.


You know what else makes statements?

Speak & Spell.

All the hilarity of a fish, all the destructive quality of a lead pipe (what, not badass enough for you? Lace it with barbed wire and acid. The burny kind, not the druggy kind.), and grammar lessons to boot! What a bargain.






I'd like to be slapped with a fish. A really sexy fish, though. Like these guys.

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30752&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a300513&ip=4c012118&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.darcyschmidtdesign.com%2Fimages%2Findex%2520images%2FShoppingBagMedium.jpg

Hot damn.  8)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/19/06 at 9:10 pm

*Applauds* Yay for your first post in a long time!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/19/06 at 9:39 pm


You know what else makes statements?

Speak & Spell.

All the hilarity of a fish, all the destructive quality of a lead pipe (what, not badass enough for you? Lace it with barbed wire and acid. The burny kind, not the druggy kind.), and grammar lessons to boot! What a bargain.






I'd like to be slapped with a fish. A really sexy fish, though. Like these guys.

http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30752&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a300513&ip=4c012118&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.darcyschmidtdesign.com%2Fimages%2Findex%2520images%2FShoppingBagMedium.jpg

Hot damn.  8)



Whoa.. ..


..Wtf? :o

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: whistledog on 08/19/06 at 10:00 pm

People who talk on cell phones while they are driving.  I wouldn't use a fish or a pipe.  I'd beat them with their own phone. 

"Reach out and touch this, mo'fo"

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 10:44 pm

The people who how answer I don't know to a yes or no question. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/19/06 at 11:02 pm


The people who how answer I don't know to a yes or no question. >:(



... Maybe they really just... don't know.. :o

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/19/06 at 11:07 pm


The people who how answer I don't know to a yes or no question. >:(


Erm... What!?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Buckinghammm on 08/19/06 at 11:10 pm


The people who how answer I don't know to a yes or no question. >:(


... The people... who ... er... what?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 11:12 pm

what I ment is, I hate when people dont give a straight answer, to a yes or no question. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/19/06 at 11:12 pm


... The people... who ... er... what?



The people who answer "I don't know" when asked a "Yes or no" question.


I think it's reasonable, though. Sometimes ya just don't know, Darkbreed. YOU CAN'T EXPECT US ALL TO BE AS SMART AS YOU, NOW CAN YOU?!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 11:14 pm



The people who answer "I don't know" when asked a "Yes or no" question.


I think it's reasonable, though. Sometimes ya just don't know, Darkbreed. YOU CAN'T EXPECT US ALL TO BE AS SMART AS YOU, NOW CAN YOU?!


:\'( Why are you yelling at me............ I mean you no harm.....

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 11:15 pm


... The people... who ... er... what?


I will make my post comprehensible, when you make yours.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/19/06 at 11:16 pm


:\'( Why are you yelling at me............ I mean you no harm.....



I AM NOT YELLING!!!!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 11:18 pm



I AM NOT YELLING!!!!


Just talking loudly.... right, right ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Buckinghammm on 08/19/06 at 11:19 pm


I will make my post comprehensible, when you make yours.


Well, me what you, since "no" answer, yanno. it's were trying to say. Sometimes, I revealed there isn't already been just a "yes" or a really don't need to though, do that now to

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/19/06 at 11:20 pm


Just talking loudly.... right, right ;D



>:-{ Laughter, eh?! AM I A CLOWN, DARKBREED?! AM I A COMICAL FIGURE?!?!?!?!?!111





.. Sorry, I'm pretty tired.. :-[

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 11:24 pm


Well, me what you, since "no" answer, yanno. it's were trying to say. Sometimes, I revealed there isn't already been just a "yes" or a really don't need to though, do that now to


At least this make more sense then:


You know what else makes statements?

Speak & Spell.

All the hilarity of a fish, all the destructive quality of a lead pipe (what, not badass enough for you? Lace it with barbed wire and acid. The burny kind, not the druggy kind.), and grammar lessons to boot! What a bargain.

I'd like to be slapped with a fish. A really sexy fish, though. Like these guys.



Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 11:26 pm



>:-{ Laughter, eh?! AM I A CLOWN, DARKBREED?! AM I A COMICAL FIGURE?!?!?!?!?!111





.. Sorry, I'm pretty tired.. :-[


You are here to amuse me. ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Buckinghammm on 08/19/06 at 11:36 pm


At least this make more sense then:


You know what else makes statements?

Speak & Spell.

All the hilarity of a fish, all the destructive quality of a lead pipe (what, not badass enough for you? Lace it with barbed wire and acid. The burny kind, not the druggy kind.), and grammar lessons to boot! What a bargain.

I'd like to be slapped with a fish. A really sexy fish, though. Like these guys.







... All smartassyness aside, I don't know what doesn't make sense about that post. Does our Little Devil Rider need a picture to help him understand?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 11:42 pm

ok now to add on the list of people who need to be hit in the face with a fish,

Band geeks who think there all bad a$$,
and people who think they have a big penis.
(but ill put money one it, they'll never get a chance to use it unless they pay.)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/19/06 at 11:46 pm

Are you implying that just because you're in band, you can't be bad @$$?

I beg to differ. I know some very cool band people.

Also, if you have a big penis, you should think you have one.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/19/06 at 11:47 pm


ok now to add on the list of people who need to be hit in the face with a fish,

Band geeks who think there all bad a$$,
and people who think they have a big penis.
(but ill put money one it, they'll never get a chance to use it unless they pay.)



... *Very Long And Exaggerated Sigh*



Darkbreed, Darkbreed, Darkbreed. Tim, Tim, Tim. I don't think you quite realize what you're up against...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Apricot on 08/19/06 at 11:48 pm


Band geeks who think there all bad a$$,
and people who think they have a big penis.
(but ill put money one it, they'll never get a chance to use it unless they pay.)


I'm sorry, I can't read your post around my huge penis.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Jessica on 08/19/06 at 11:50 pm


I'm sorry, I can't read your post around my huge penis.


Tubeway, because this statement made me choke....on my drink.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/19/06 at 11:51 pm


I'm sorry, I can't read your post around my huge penis.



... That was beautiful.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ktelqueen on 08/19/06 at 11:52 pm

no one comes to mind right this second,i just had to post the fact that i love the title of this thread  8) ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/19/06 at 11:54 pm

ok lets get back on the track of the thread.......

the people who walk in a hall way, in a straight line or row, in were you cant get around them.
like in malls and schools.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Apricot on 08/20/06 at 12:11 am


the people who walk in a hall way, in a straight line or row, in were you cant get around them.
like in malls and schools.


Oh God, I hate that.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/20/06 at 12:16 am


ok lets get back on the track of the thread.......

the people who walk in a hall way, in a straight line or row, in were you cant get around them.
like in malls and schools.



Oy, happened to me all day today at the mall >_<.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/20/06 at 12:28 am



Oy, happened to me all day today at the mall >_<.



Yea, I hate it so much, some times its the really old people
so not only cant you go around, you move so slow

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: whistledog on 08/20/06 at 2:34 am



Yea, I hate it so much, some times its the really old people
so not only cant you go around, you move so slow


I usually just push the old people out of the way.  When I am going somewhere, I wanna get there ASAP, and I ain't waiting ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/20/06 at 11:12 am


I usually just push the old people out of the way.  When I am going somewhere, I wanna get there ASAP, and I ain't waiting ;D



;D that would be very funny to see

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 08/20/06 at 2:45 pm



Yea, I hate it so much, some times its the really old people
so not only cant you go around, you move so slow


I usually take that as a reminder to slow down for a few minutes and not be in such a hurry.  (Isn't that just horribly optimistic of me?)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: FaultyDog on 08/20/06 at 4:58 pm


I usually just push the old people out of the way.  When I am going somewhere, I wanna get there ASAP, and I ain't waiting ;D


So that was you...


Now I know who to slap in the face with a fish.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Paul on 08/20/06 at 5:05 pm


I usually just push the old people out of the way.  When I am going somewhere, I wanna get there ASAP, and I ain't waiting ;D


Ooh...don't cross my path Jason...

Because this ol' codger will push you back!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/20/06 at 6:28 pm


So that was you...


Now I know who to slap in the face with a fish.



What type of fish should we use to hit people in the face with a fish?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/20/06 at 6:44 pm



What type of fish should we use to hit people in the face with a fish?


A Halibut, that way when someone asked why you did it you could say,
"Oh, just for the halibut."  ;D

I know, a really bad pun...It had to be done though....Carry on.  :)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: DJ Midas on 08/20/06 at 7:15 pm

People who are rail thin (or close to it) and claim that they're fat. 

After slapping them upside the head with a fish, shove it down their throat.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/20/06 at 10:19 pm

The people who buy so much food from a fast food place then order a diet soda.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: divine_intervention on 08/21/06 at 12:40 am

People who drink and drive.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/21/06 at 11:49 am


People who drink and drive.


so very true

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 08/21/06 at 12:26 pm

I think a mackerel is good. Mainly because it is kind of a funny word.

A fish is better than a lead pipe because a lead pipe comes across more as a felonious act, and the lesson would likely be lost. A fish is better because everyone would laugh and the recipient would likely say, "Oh my gosh, how dumb I've been!"

I often buy less than $5 with credit card. Here's why: 1. My husband doesn't give me any money and 2. I usually don't know how much something costs anyway.  :-[

I also hate people who sit outside and honk instead of going to the door. So they need to be on the list.

How about parents who don't teach their kids to respect other people's property! Like kids sit on your porch and hang out and you have no clue who they are?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/21/06 at 1:03 pm


A Halibut, that way when someone asked why you did it you could say,
"Oh, just for the halibut."  ;D

I know, a really bad pun...It had to be done though....Carry on.  :)




People who make really bad puns.  ;) :D ;D


(j/k)



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/21/06 at 1:32 pm




People who make really bad puns.  ;) :D ;D


(j/k)



Cat



hahah, i could do it when he sleeps.... That be be so funny to wake someone up by hitting
them with a big fish....

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 3:33 pm

Paris Hilton
Jessica Simpson
Nicole Ritchie

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 08/21/06 at 3:41 pm


ok lets get back on the track of the thread.......

the people who walk in a hall way, in a straight line or row, in were you cant get around them.
like in malls and schools.
Add to that the people who decide the MIDDLE of an aisle or hallway is the perfect place to stop and chat then give you a dirty look when you say "Excuse me" to try and get around them.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 3:42 pm

Osama Bin Laden

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 08/21/06 at 3:44 pm


The people who buy so much food from a fast food place then order a diet soda.
Why?  Maybe they just prefer the taste of diet.  I've been drinking nothing but diet for a while now and if it's not diet, it tastes funny...

Also, people who say "Can I call you right back" or say they'll call at a certain time and DON'T >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 3:49 pm

People who don't return phone calls.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: divine_intervention on 08/21/06 at 4:05 pm


People who don't return phone calls.  >:(


Ohh that's a good one as well.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 4:06 pm


Ohh that's a good one as well.



They should be hit with a tuna

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: divine_intervention on 08/21/06 at 4:08 pm



They should be hit with a tuna


Would that hurt them though?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 4:09 pm


Would that hurt them though?



I don't think so.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: divine_intervention on 08/21/06 at 4:10 pm



I don't think so.


It'd probably annoy them though. Which would be just as grand.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Paul on 08/21/06 at 4:13 pm


What type of fish should we use to hit people in the face with a fish?


I think that makes sense... ;)

How about a shark?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/21/06 at 4:17 pm


Why?  Maybe they just prefer the taste of diet.  I've been drinking nothing but diet for a while now and if it's not diet, it tastes funny...

Also, people who say "Can I call you right back" or say they'll call at a certain time and DON'T >:(



I was talking about the people who count calories, i use to work at kfc, and i seen it so many times.
they would order like 40 bucks worth of food then get a Pepsi, then change there mind to get a diet.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/21/06 at 4:21 pm


Would that hurt them though?


It's not about hurting someone, it's about saying, "dude, your stupid" and now you
smell like a fish

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: divine_intervention on 08/21/06 at 4:24 pm


It's not about hurting someone, it's about saying, "dude, your stupid" and now you
smell like a fish


Well some people need to be hit with an exceptionally large fish so that way it will hurt them so they'll learn. At least that's my take on it.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/21/06 at 4:34 pm


Well some people need to be hit with an exceptionally large fish so that way it will hurt them so they'll learn. At least that's my take on it.


yea, i understand that some people need to be hit alot more and sometimes harder

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/21/06 at 5:13 pm


I think that makes sense... ;)

How about a shark?




much better ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 08/21/06 at 5:21 pm

I'm tellin you people, you should use a mackerel as the official fish. It is a large fish, yet we women can still handle them.

http://www.scandibar.com/orama/fish/Jean%20with%20King%20Mackerel-small.jpg

P.S. That isn't me.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/21/06 at 7:25 pm


I'm tellin you people, you should use a mackerel as the official fish. It is a large fish, yet we women can still handle them.

http://www.scandibar.com/orama/fish/Jean%20with%20King%20Mackerel-small.jpg

P.S. That isn't me.


I'd like to use that fish on the guy who decided to exit a three lane highway from the left lane.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/21/06 at 9:07 pm

Both of my sisters! ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/22/06 at 11:11 am

The person who calls the wrong number at 4:30 a.m.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Trimac20 on 08/22/06 at 11:17 am


The person who calls the wrong number at 4:30 a.m.


The person who calls the right number at the wrong time (like 4:30am).

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 08/22/06 at 11:35 am

How about the people who continue to make a left-hand turn even though their light is red?  I totally cut some guy off in a little Honda today doing that and he had the nerve to honk his horn and flip me the bird.....mind you, I didn't even pull out until MY turn arrow was turning YELLOW and all of the semis had finished turning left on the red light >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 08/22/06 at 11:38 am

Which brings me to semi-trucks.  I realize they're bigger than everyone else on the road, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't have to follow the "rules of the road" like everyone else.  Living in Illinois, it makes me wonder just how many bought got their licenses when George Ryan was Sec. of State ???

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/22/06 at 11:39 am


How about the people who continue to make a left-hand turn even though their light is red?  I totally cut some guy off in a little Honda today doing that and he had the nerve to honk his horn and flip me the bird.....mind you, I didn't even pull out until MY turn arrow was turning YELLOW and all of the semis had finished turning left on the red light >:(



Thats why i hate driving niw and days, almost every one is "all about me" no one cares any more.
i hate it >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 08/22/06 at 11:48 am



Thats why i hate driving niw and days, almost every one is "all about me" no one cares any more.
i hate it >:(
At this particular intersection (it's an on/off ramp for the tollway), I usually just start going when my arrow turns green, but in this particular case, there were so many trucks, I had to wait :-\\

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/22/06 at 11:52 am


At this particular intersection (it's an on/off ramp for the tollway), I usually just start going when my arrow turns green, but in this particular case, there were so many trucks, I had to wait :-\\


Yea, i would hate to wait for turcks and all, and how gas is , im so gladto have my bike still around ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/22/06 at 1:10 pm

The guy at the store, who use a credit card to buy a soda >:(
and he found out ti was maxed out, so he pulled out anoter one >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 08/22/06 at 2:25 pm

The man at the Sam's Club cafe, trying to give me extra pizza when I already have too much! Okay, maybe that one isn't so good.  :D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/22/06 at 3:02 pm

ok, for every one to post in this thread i just gave you a karma, thanks for doing so,
please keep it up ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 08/22/06 at 3:20 pm


The guy at the store, who use a credit card to buy a soda >:(
and he found out ti was maxed out, so he pulled out anoter one >:(


I don't think everyone understands that stores pay a fee to the credit card companies.  I didn't know that for a long time until I first worked in a store myself.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/22/06 at 4:39 pm

Gas stations in our area sometimes run a promotion where they sell gas at a discounted price.
To all the people who spent up to two hours in line to save a lousy five bucks. A big, fat, stinky
flounder to the chin.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/22/06 at 4:40 pm


Gas stations in our area sometimes run a promotion where they sell gas at a discounted price.
To all the people who spent up to two hours in line to save a lousy five bucks. A big, fat, stinky
flounder to the chin.




That $5 can mean something to those people.  Why should they get sh*t for wanting to save some money on gas?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/22/06 at 4:52 pm

People who yap on their cell phones sometimes. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/22/06 at 4:58 pm




That $5 can mean something to those people.  Why should they get sh*t for wanting to save some money on gas?


Because they are sheep, falling for a gimmick. How much gas is being used waiting in line, it is summer
and their pampered little a$$es can't get hot so the air conditioning must be on. Plus, wasted gas
traveling to a gas station they don't normally go. It doesn't take a mathematician to realize
they are wasting more than they are saving. This is what gas companies want, little sheep to flock
to their gimmick. Lets not forget wear and tear on the vehicle. Sorry, the one time, five dollar saved
is not worth it.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/22/06 at 4:58 pm

Wreckless Drivers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 08/22/06 at 6:20 pm

People who wait several cars deep in the drive-through lane at the dry cleaners. It's 100+ degrees and they sit there idling, wasting gas, emitting emissions because they do not have legs, or maybe they cannot walk 20 feet from parking space to door. Same with fast food restaurants. 10 cars in line at the drive through and the counter area is like a ghost town.

Where's my mackerel?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/22/06 at 6:22 pm

People who don't watch where they're going

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/23/06 at 12:28 pm

The guy who drives the train in my town, that a$$ blew the horn at 6:30 a.m >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/23/06 at 2:26 pm


The guy who drives the train in my town, that a$$ blew the horn at 6:30 a.m >:(



Where I used to live, I could lay in bed with my head propped up on my hand and could see the train go by. The train crossed the road right there so he HAD to blow the whistle-which normally didn't bother me. But, when he laid on the horn at 3:00 in the morning for about 5 minutes- >:( >:( >:( >:(




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 08/23/06 at 2:59 pm

Too bad you can't call those train drivers up while they're sleeping and blow an air horn in the phone.

Then in the morning, hit them with the ol' fisheroo to the head!  :D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a garbage can lid!

Written By: Howard on 08/23/06 at 3:03 pm

crowded people on the bus. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/23/06 at 3:32 pm


Too bad you can't call those train drivers up while they're sleeping and blow an air horn in the phone.

Then in the morning, hit them with the ol' fisheroo to the head!  :D



That would be so great to do so, I must get a phone book hahah ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/23/06 at 4:11 pm

stupid bus drivers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/23/06 at 4:47 pm

people who like to start drama >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 08/23/06 at 11:11 pm

Hey, Little_devil_rider, look what I found on page 10 of the smilies!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/24/06 at 12:19 am


Hey, Little_devil_rider, look what I found on page 10 of the smilies!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif



Wow, what're the odds...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 08/24/06 at 12:28 am


Wow, what're the odds...


What, did everyone know that except me?  :-[

Damn I hate being the new girl.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: DJ Midas on 08/24/06 at 7:10 am


What, did everyone know that except me?  :-[

Damn I hate being the new girl.


Don't feel bad, Wiffle.  MD gets a kick out of picking on the newbies; it makes her feel better about herself.  She's probably just playin'.  ;)

Play on!  :D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/24/06 at 7:46 am

Monty Python's Fish Slapping Dance.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2002541459944162494

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 08/24/06 at 8:30 am

"Stop cheating! Stop lying! And especially, stop slapping people with fishes!! Or this entire city will be destroyed!!"













Anyone who's seen Jonah: A Veggie Tales Movie will get that ^ ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/24/06 at 11:21 am



Wow, what're the odds...



Oh, No, I was serious. I really didn't know about that emoticon. Heck, I never look at those things. I thought it was weird that they would have someone getting hit with a fish.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 08/24/06 at 11:21 am



Oh, No, I was serious. I really didn't know about that emoticon. Heck, I never look at those things. I thought it was weird that they would have someone getting hit with a fish.



XD But now I can see how you would think the last post was sarcastic. Sorry 'bout that. :)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/24/06 at 11:36 am


Hey, Little_devil_rider, look what I found on page 10 of the smilies!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif



wow thats so cool, thats werid that  you found that haha, but good looking. ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 08/24/06 at 11:55 am

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif for new people who read too much into posts!

BTW, I like a little sarcasm from time to time, even if it exists solely in my own head.  :D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/24/06 at 3:14 pm


Hey, Little_devil_rider, look what I found on page 10 of the smilies!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif



even a smilie needs to be hit with a fish. ;D

Subject: Re: A fish who needs to be hit in the face with people!

Written By: whistledog on 08/24/06 at 3:15 pm

How about A fish who needs to be hit in the face with people? ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/24/06 at 3:20 pm

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

In the morning, laughing happy fish heads
In the evening, floating in the soup

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Ask a fish head anything you want to
They won't answer, they cant talk

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

I took a fish head out to see a movie,
Didn't have to pay to get it in

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

They can't play baseball, they don't wear sweaters
They're not good dancers, they don't play drums

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Rolly Polly fish heads are never seen drinking cappuccino in
Italian restaurants with Oriental women.
Yeeaahh

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Yum!

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yummmm!

Yeeaahh




Cat

Subject: Re: A fish who needs to be hit in the face with people!

Written By: Howard on 08/24/06 at 3:43 pm


How about A fish who needs to be hit in the face with people? ;D


Salmon?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/24/06 at 3:44 pm

Jerks who sneak the ID number back on by the use of copy and paste so that they get another session in before it gets a chance to assign it to someone else! This is the second time I've seen it happen this week!

You see the library I'm at right now has a computer waiting list which assigns the next person in to a computer when the current user's time is up. The thing is, it's allittle slow and some people have figured out that they can use copy and paste to beat it to assigning someone

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/24/06 at 4:50 pm

people who don't return your phone call >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/24/06 at 6:04 pm



XD But now I can see how you would think the last post was sarcastic. Sorry 'bout that. :)


Are you tired?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: DJ Midas on 08/24/06 at 6:54 pm



XD But now I can see how you would think the last post was sarcastic. Sorry 'bout that. :)


Understood.  I apologize for sounding harsh.  Just playin'. ;)  Hit me with that fish, yo.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 08/24/06 at 7:43 pm


Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up
Yumm!

Cat


Hey -- I was gonna post that song.  Ah...memories of Dr. Dimento on late night radio.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/25/06 at 2:09 am



Oh, No, I was serious. I really didn't know about that emoticon. Heck, I never look at those things. I thought it was weird that they would have someone getting hit with a fish.
first time I've seen that smiley and I thought I looked at every page  ???  and who in the hell slaps someone with a fish?  ;D  Is it fun?  I'd like to try it sometime  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif  I do recall seeing Howard Stern spank some chick on her bottom with a big salmon on his old tv show on E.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/25/06 at 2:57 am


first time I've seen that smiley and I thought I looked at every page  ???  and who in the hell slaps someone with a fish?  ;D  Is it fun?  I'd like to try it sometime  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif  I do recall seeing Howard Stern spank some chick on her bottom with a big salmon on his old tv show on E.



Ah yes, Howard Stern.  That bastion of class.

Subject: Re: A fish who needs to be hit in the face with people!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/25/06 at 4:02 am


How about A fish who needs to be hit in the face with people? ;D


That's a novel idea, man!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/13/icon_compress.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 08/25/06 at 8:44 am


Ah yes, Howard Stern.  That bastion of class.


Anybody who can't appreciate that Howard Stern is quite possibly the funniest man in the world.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 08/25/06 at 8:51 am


Anybody who can't appreciate that Howard Stern is quite possibly the funniest man in the world.


Go ahead then.... HIT ME!  :P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: KKay on 08/25/06 at 8:53 am


Go ahead then.... HIT ME!  :P


you know no one would hit you with a fish.

me? in a second.
;D

(PM me...how is everything/)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/25/06 at 12:15 pm


first time I've seen that smiley and I thought I looked at every page  ???  and who in the hell slaps someone with a fish?  ;D  Is it fun?  I'd like to try it sometime  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif  I do recall seeing Howard Stern spank some chick on her bottom with a big salmon on his old tv show on E.


yea, same here, i was sure i looked at every page. i wonder if it was made just for this topic. ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/25/06 at 2:58 pm

Paris Hilton

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 08/25/06 at 3:00 pm


you know no one would hit you with a fish.

me? in a second.
;D

(PM me...how is everything/)


;D ;D Yeah.  I know.  ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/25/06 at 3:02 pm


Paris Hilton
That's Hot 





yea, same here, i was sure i looked at every page. i wonder if it was made just for this topic. ;D
that's likely and it's perfect for this thread.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/25/06 at 3:29 pm


That's Hot 



that's likely and it's perfect for this thread.



How about a hot fish?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/25/06 at 4:53 pm

Dr. Phil

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/25/06 at 5:00 pm

My first thought would be Schwarzennegger, but he'd probably try to eat it...

Whitney Houston would attempt to snort it...
Larry the Cable Dork would stuff it in the back of his pants...
Paris Hilton...no, on second thought, I won't name WHERE she'd put it...
William Shatner would try to use it as a toupee...

Hmmmm.....need more thought on this one.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 08/25/06 at 7:45 pm


yea, same here, i was sure i looked at every page. i wonder if it was made just for this topic. ;D
No, it wasn't.  I distinctly remember using it on the old board, and I believe Chucky got them all off of the old list.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 08/26/06 at 3:41 am

A d!ckhead I have to work with and his two asskissers. (Fish of choice: A catfish. Those spiky things just in front of their gills digging into your cheeks could be especially painful.)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/26/06 at 3:45 am


A d!ckhead I have to work with and his two asskissers. (Fish of choice: A catfish. Those spiky things just in front of their gills digging into your cheeks could be especially painful.)
I think them little spikes are like sting ray stingers and have a mild venom in them. we used to catch stringers of catfish out of the San Joaquin River here in Nor-Cal, and those suckers hurt if they get you. Nice choice  ;D 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/26/06 at 1:19 pm

The guy in front of me at Best Buy. He let the cashier ring his items up as though he would
use a credit card. After he checked to make sure all the information was correct he pushed
the OK on the machine on the counter. The girl then said "credit card please." His response,
"Oh, I don't have a credit card, I have cash." I need two fish for this clown.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/26/06 at 2:02 pm


The guy in front of me at Best Buy. He let the cashier ring his items up as though he would
use a credit card. After he checked to make sure all the information was correct he pushed
the OK on the machine on the counter. The girl then said "credit card please." His response,
"Oh, I don't have a credit card, I have cash." I need two fish for this clown.  >:(


May I suggest a nice, fresh blowfish?

With those pointy spines, and ability to enlarge itself, I'm sure you will have hours of fwapping fun!
Only $5.99! Limited supplies- Get 'em While They Last!

Fwapping Blowfish- New, from Blammo Toys!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/26/06 at 2:12 pm


May I suggest a nice, fresh blowfish?

With those pointy spines, and ability to enlarge itself, I'm sure you will have hours of fwapping fun!
Only $5.99! Limited supplies- Get 'em While They Last!

Fwapping Blowfish- New, from Blammo Toys!


Just what I needed.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 08/26/06 at 2:51 pm


The guy in front of me at Best Buy. He let the cashier ring his items up as though he would
use a credit card. After he checked to make sure all the information was correct he pushed
the OK on the machine on the counter. The girl then said "credit card please." His response,
"Oh, I don't have a credit card, I have cash." I need two fish for this clown.  >:(
He doesn't need to be slapped in the face with a fish. He needs to have a pirhana dropped down his trousers.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 08/26/06 at 3:49 pm


He doesn't need to be slapped in the face with a fish. He needs to have a pirhana dropped down his trousers.
  ;D

That's funny.

Two women not far from here said they were victims of an awful crime and then, after everyone worked to try to capture the criminals...the ladies said they had made up the story.  I want to put all people who are guilty of false reporting into the tank with the pirhanas.  It makes me so mad  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/26/06 at 5:23 pm

Anoyone who uses the phrase "Git-R-Done!" as part of their normal vocabulary.

I hear it at least 20 times on a weekly basis, and I am surprised I am not a drooling baboon, at this point.

I plan to have a shirt made up sporting Larry the Cable Dork's face in fear on one side, and the phrase:
"God-Ur-Dumb!" on the other.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/27/06 at 5:41 am


He doesn't need to be slapped in the face with a fish. He needs to have a pirhana dropped down his trousers.
The unkindest bite of all!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/27/06 at 7:21 am


The guy in front of me at Best Buy. He let the cashier ring his items up as though he would
use a credit card. After he checked to make sure all the information was correct he pushed
the OK on the machine on the counter. The girl then said "credit card please." His response,
"Oh, I don't have a credit card, I have cash." I need two fish for this clown.  >:(
I usually get my card out ready (so the person at the counter can see) so that they get the hint before they ask for the payment.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 08/27/06 at 7:23 am


Anoyone who uses the phrase "Git-R-Done!" as part of their normal vocabulary.

I hear it at least 20 times on a weekly basis, and I am surprised I am not a drooling baboon, at this point.

I plan to have a shirt made up sporting Larry the Cable Dork's face in fear on one side, and the phrase:
"God-Ur-Dumb!" on the other.
How does one use the phrase "Git-R-Done!" in a sentence?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/27/06 at 8:42 am


How does one use the phrase "Git-R-Done!" in a sentence?


I think it's more of a catchphrase thing you randomly say out of nowhere.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/27/06 at 9:26 am


How does one use the phrase "Git-R-Done!" in a sentence?
I don't think I have ever used that phrase.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/27/06 at 9:29 am


I don't think I have ever used that phrase.


I don't even know how to say it!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/27/06 at 12:28 pm

The people who have there rap music so loud you hear it  like 10 block away.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/28/06 at 4:07 am


I don't even know how to say it!



I don't think I have ever used that phrase.


THANK GOD FOR CIVILIZED PEOPLE!!!!!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/28/06 at 4:16 am

People who revel in the shortcomings of others.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/28/06 at 4:23 am


People who revel in the shortcomings of others.


Hmmmm......

I sense a sardine comment here, somewhere.

(Which is OK, because I love sardines almost as much as I love squid & octopi.)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/28/06 at 3:37 pm

Michael Jackson

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/28/06 at 3:40 pm


Michael Jackson



No, Wacko Jacko is one of the people who need the lead pipe treatment.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 08/28/06 at 3:43 pm

The a$$ who turned down the row of the parking lot (into the space 2 from the end) the wrong way and stole the spot I was waiting for (thus making me late for class) >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/28/06 at 4:14 pm



No, Wacko Jacko is one of the people who need the lead pipe treatment.



or be kicked in the vagina ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Paul on 08/28/06 at 5:41 pm


and who in the hell slaps someone with a fish?  ;D  Is it fun?  I'd like to try it sometime 

I do recall seeing Howard Stern spank some chick on her bottom with a big salmon on his old tv show on E.


I remember the Python team doing it in one of their early shows...

And gawd bless yer, internet!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/28/06 at 5:42 pm

The kids on my street that keeping calling me "f*****" and "gay man" without explaining why they think so....

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/28/06 at 5:44 pm


The kids on my street that keeping calling me "f*****" and "gay man" without explaining why they think so....



People who shout slurs at people aren't going to take the time to explain why.  What do you think will happen?  "Excuse me, why do you think I'm gay?"  "Well sir, I see it as a three-fold reason....."


They're idiots.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/28/06 at 5:48 pm



People who shout slurs at people aren't going to take the time to explain why.  What do you think will happen?  "Excuse me, why do you think I'm gay?"  "Well sir, I see it as a three-fold reason....."


They're idiots.


Well, I tried asking the little punks, but either they thought I was name calling back(which means they're #$%@ing stupid) or they're just lazy and didn't want to think.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Paul on 08/28/06 at 5:53 pm


Well, I tried asking the little punks...


Fatal move...pond-life will never get their brains around anything 'challenging' like a question...

I find a nice dose of 'ignoring' (with a hefty slice of 'middle-finger', if you so wish), is the only way of penetrating their thick skulls...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/28/06 at 5:57 pm


Well, I tried asking the little punks, but either they thought I was name calling back(which means they're #$%@ing stupid) or they're just lazy and didn't want to think.



You don't need to know why they called you whatever name they called you.  Consider the source and just move on.  The fact they'd call you anything to begin with should show you the kind of intellect you're dealing with.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/28/06 at 6:01 pm


The kids on my street that keeping calling me "f*****" and "gay man" without explaining why they think so....



Next time you should just say, "Jealous?"  ;)





Cat




Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/28/06 at 6:04 pm


Fatal move...pond-life will never get their brains around anything 'challenging' like a question...

I find a nice dose of 'ignoring' (with a hefty slice of 'middle-finger', if you so wish), is the only way of penetrating their thick skulls...


Well I ended up doing that afterward(after telling them at one point that they would have to do better than that), these little kids also called me the racial N-word and were threatening to send their dad over to kick my ass(I just shook my head and rolled my eyes at that point).

It further fuels my belief that people in my neighborhood are spreading rumors about me, thus the little buggers saying crap like that. Funny thing is, I never seen the kids in my area call me anything like that until a few weeks after my place got robbed in July. I apparently live in a negative redneck neighborhood(as opposed to a positive redneck neighborhood).

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/28/06 at 6:10 pm



You don't need to know why they called you whatever name they called you.  Consider the source and just move on.  The fact they'd call you anything to begin with should show you the kind of intellect you're dealing with.


Oh, I know why. Rumors. But, still felt the need to ask(for some reason I have the instinct to try to reason with people and use logic, but I keep forgetting that I live in Indianapolis).

The fact this started happening after my place got robbed is very suspicious(I have lots of anime posters on the walls, a few are the cute type from shows geared toward kids), why else would anyone think that crap?

They threw rocks and tree bark at the outside door to the apartment building I live in too(next time they do that, I'm calling the cops).

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/28/06 at 6:11 pm



Next time you should just say, "Jealous?"   ;)





Cat







Or "Why? Are you wishing?" ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/28/06 at 6:32 pm

Here's a way to demonstrate a point:

Get a poster of Larry the Cable Dork, and if you can stand to touch it, burn or shred it in front of them.
Make sure they can see what you're doing.

If the Police are involved, tell them what's going on, and that you are considering having charges filed.

Above all, make sure that you KNOW and can identify the guilty parties.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 08/28/06 at 6:36 pm


The kids on my street that keeping calling me "f*****" and "gay man" without explaining why they think so....
Next time, you could sink to their level and say "It takes one to know one" ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/28/06 at 6:37 pm


Next time, you could sink to their level and say "It takes one to know one" ;D


They called me the N-word as well(that was kinda funny).

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/28/06 at 6:38 pm

Try calling them "homo sapiens".

(With today's education on the downfall, chances are they'll stare at you, and say 'Huh?')

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/28/06 at 6:39 pm


Next time, you could sink to their level and say "It takes one to know one" ;D


Well, that's about the same level as my "trying" to reason with them. Still a good one to try.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/28/06 at 6:42 pm


Try calling them "homo sapiens".

(With today's education on the downfall, chances are they'll stare at you, and say 'Huh?')


;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 08/28/06 at 7:18 pm

Today I deserve to be hit in the face with a fish.  I actually started a small fire in my kitchen with Spaghetti!  ;D

(I picked up the box the wrong way and the spaghetti spilled out.  I went to pick up what fell on the floor not noticing that some slid onto the stove, under the pot where the water was boiling.  The ends of the spaghetti touched the burner and caught on fire.  I said, "Argh!  I should be hit with a fish!" and cracked up laughing.  My kids were like  ???  )  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 08/28/06 at 7:40 pm


Today I deserve to be hit in the face with a fish.  I actually started a small fire in my kitchen with Spaghetti!  ;D

(I picked up the box the wrong way and the spaghetti spilled out.  I went to pick up what fell on the floor not noticing that some slid onto the stove, under the pot where the water was boiling.  The ends of the spaghetti touched the burner and caught on fire.  I said, "Argh!  I should be hit with a fish!" and cracked up laughing.  My kids were like   ???  )  ;D


;D

We should do a BBQ together... everyone.. would.. die.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/28/06 at 7:51 pm

I should be hit in the face with a fish...I could use the Omega-3 fatty acids in my diet

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 08/28/06 at 9:24 pm


I should be hit in the face with a fish...I could use the Omega-3 fatty acids in my diet


;D Very good!  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/29/06 at 2:53 am

Anyone who hits me in the face with a fish will come out with only the tail, and perhaps an eyeball.

I grew up on fish.
I will eat it anytime, anyway, anywhere, etc.

(Except my sister-in-law.)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/29/06 at 2:55 am

I'd like to smack the people who make Midol in the face with a fish for not making a strong enough OTC pill to alleviate menstrual cramps.  Damn you to hell.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/29/06 at 3:06 am


I'd like to smack the people who make Midol in the face with a fish for not making a strong enough OTC pill to alleviate menstrual cramps.  Damn you to hell.
ya lost me at Midol  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5my98_NEoBgA0A6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12eig0c1n/EXP=1156924733/**http%3a//www.billszone.com/fanzone/images/smilies/whoosh.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/29/06 at 3:07 am


ya lost me at Midol  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5my98_NEoBgA0A6jzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12eig0c1n/EXP=1156924733/**http%3a//www.billszone.com/fanzone/images/smilies/whoosh.gif



Midol is an OTC medicine a lot of women take for menstrual cramps and other symptoms.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/29/06 at 9:44 am

I should be hit in the face with a fish cause I'm Pisces. ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: divine_intervention on 08/29/06 at 11:07 am


I should be hit in the face with a fish cause I'm Pisces. ;D


I'm Pisces as well.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/29/06 at 11:16 am


I should be hit in the face with a fish cause I'm Pisces. ;D


Pisces is my love sign, what a coincidence!

My star sign is Aquarius.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/29/06 at 12:38 pm



Midol is an OTC medicine a lot of women take for menstrual cramps and other symptoms.
I know what it is, i meant you lost my attention once the conversation was about female feminine type stuff. i tuned out at that point  :P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: KKay on 08/29/06 at 12:43 pm


I know what it is, i meant you lost my attention once the conversation was about female feminine type stuff. i tuned out at that point  :P


I don't blame you! ....now, I am trying to decide if such a conversation belongs in this thread or not.... ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/29/06 at 1:58 pm

people who use the wrong driving lanes to turn,
and the people who wear clothing that does not fit them. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Jessica on 08/29/06 at 2:29 pm


and the people who wear clothing that does not fit them. >:(


You mean like "sausage casing girls."

sausage casing girl = A girl who wears tight fitting clothes, to the point that her body flab resembles sausage meat stuffed in its casing.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 08/29/06 at 2:32 pm


You mean like "sausage casing girls."

sausage casing girl = A girl who wears tight fitting clothes, to the point that her body flab resembles sausage meat stuffed in its casing.


i.e. "Bratz"  :D

Y'know, like bratwurst...homonym...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/29/06 at 3:52 pm

The person(s) who stole our "Bernie Sanders for Senate" sign from our front lawn.  >:(





Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/29/06 at 4:00 pm


You mean like "sausage casing girls."

sausage casing girl = A girl who wears tight fitting clothes, to the point that her body flab resembles sausage meat stuffed in its casing.



yes ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: divine_intervention on 08/29/06 at 4:21 pm

The popular kids who never talked to you in high school, but talk to you now that they don't know anyone at the school they're at.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/29/06 at 8:25 pm

Protesters who block the street and cause a traffic jam. Everyone has the right to protest anything,
I understand that, but does that give you the right to stop me from getting to where I'm going on
time? I have the right to not be a part of your petty grievance, so keep me out of it and stay out
of the street.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/29/06 at 10:03 pm

Me, for assuming everyone else knows what I'm talking about when I mention regional things.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Davester on 08/29/06 at 10:12 pm


Me, for assuming everyone else knows what I'm talking about when I mention regional things.


  Nah...

  That's not even close to earning a smack in the kisser with a fish.  See, thing is, if I already had all the answers and knew the members here thouroghly, I wouldn't have anything to say...

  Turns out, that being the case, I still  don't have anything to say... :P

  *shrugs* groove ;) on...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 08/29/06 at 11:38 pm

Everyone at Time Warner (which until very recently was Comcast here) for letting our TV and internet be down for 11 hours today!  >:( WTF do they think I do all day???

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/30/06 at 2:39 am

Whoever decided that shows like "American Idol" and "Nashville Star" have to have age cut-offs at age 27!

-I've had so many ppl ask me why I don't try for it, and it's because I'm 31!
One lousy damn setback...I can smash ANYONE who gets on there!
I just need the chance!

>:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/30/06 at 2:41 am

No offense, and I haven't heard you sing......but I don't think you can out-sing Kelly Clarkson.  She has a voice like Christina Aguilera and very few people in that business can out sing her.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/30/06 at 2:43 am

My sister needs to be hit in the face with a fish.  I don't know how many times I've had to tell her to put a new roll of TP on the holder, but she never seems to do it.  She just leaves it on the sink.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/30/06 at 2:45 am


No offense, and I haven't heard you sing......but I don't think you can out-sing Kelly Clarkson.  She has a voice like Christina Aguilera and very few people in that business can out sing her.


You're right...you haven't heard me sing.

I try very hard not to be egotistical about much of anything...I really do.
And my statement is not meant for that purpose, either.

I simply know what I can do, when put onstage, and given the right circumstances.

My wife described it best-
I "sleepwalk" through most of life.
But when I'm on that stage, all eyes are on me, and I know why I'm there, THAT'S when I come alive!

(Besides, there have been other fat white boys who have made it...Meat Loaf, John Popper from Blues Traveller, Gary Glitter, Steve Harland from Smash Mouth, but to name a few...why NOT me?)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/30/06 at 2:53 am

I'm sure you're a good singer.  I am also certain you could probably outsing a good portion of the people who pass for "singers" these days.  However, you say you try not to be egotistical but it doesn't come across that way sometimes.  There's being confident in what you can do and then there's thinking that you're the best ever and everyone else sucks ass. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/30/06 at 2:55 am

....whoever created Reality tv shows.


Whoever decided that shows like "American Idol" and "Nashville Star" have to have age cut-offs at age 27!

-I've had so many ppl ask me why I don't try for it, and it's because I'm 31!
One lousy damn setback...I can smash ANYONE who gets on there!
I just need the chance!

>:(
I have never watched either show but maybe it's about ratings and the audience dictates the age cutoff. hey, at least you got the fairs. That's gotta satisfy your desire to perform.  


You're right...you haven't heard me sing.

I try very hard not to be egotistical about much of anything...I really do.
And my statement is not meant for that purpose, either.

I simply know what I can do, when put onstage, and given the right circumstances.

My wife described it best-
I "sleepwalk" through most of life.
But when I'm on that stage, all eyes are on me, and I know why I'm there, THAT'S when I come alive!

(Besides, there have been other fat white boys who have made it...Meat Loaf, John Popper from Blues Traveller, Gary Glitter, Steve Harland from Smash Mouth, but to name a few...why NOT me?)
made me laugh Hawk my friend. I'm sure you are good, you sound very passionate about your craft, yet you do seem to have a performers attitude that I've seen before & hopefully without stereotyping, they don't have much nice to say about other performers &  don't seem to think much of them. & it's great your wife gives you encouragement and support, but one thing I've always felt and it's a biblical passage, and it makes a lot of sense is "to let your praise come from other peoples lips"  I have to bring that up every once in awhile on my softball team once in awhile when a couple players toot their horn a little too much for my liking. hopefully your ship/stage will come in.  8)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/30/06 at 3:03 am

I will add hawkTheSlayer that I've read that a good amount of praise for you does come from others, so you aren't just tooting your horn, but reiterating what others have said, so hopefully you see I'm not blind and do recognize that many enjoy your performances. Do you or have you sung in church before? My wife sings and absolutely loves it with a passion, and is pretty good at it. There are some on stage that seem to be up there for themselves and need to be hit with a fish while others seem more sincere.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/30/06 at 3:08 am

Badfinger-

You have a few things right.

The true praise DOES come from other people.
That is VERY true, and I do recognize that.
The only praise I do not recognize is praise that I know is phony.
For example- Amber Sauer.

Her praise is not worth a shred of TP, because she has a plastic personality.
Sister M. mentioned having an ego where "you think you're the best, and everyone else sucks ass".
Ms. Sauer has that type of mentality- we call it "The Used Car Salesman's Mentality".
They are real nice to you in front of your face, and they have a dagger up the sleeve, for your back.

To others, it may seem as though I am arrogant and egotistical.
I was accused of this when I made it onto a TV show, called "So You Want To Be A Star".
I will explain it the same way I explained it then:

I was raised in the limelight- my mother was the Top Lookalike Entertainer in the world for almost 15 years (she did Dolly Parton).
I started out onstage with her, at the age of 3.
When I entered school, I was removed from the spotlight. It was hard, because when you're raised around a certain thing, and then it's taken away from you, you have trouble readjusting.
I got into plays and Performance Choirs, and that helped a bit, but it wasn't where I truly wanted to be.

When you have something you love, and it gets ripped away from you, you feel something's missing.
You yearn for it- you crave it.
In my case, I want it back because God has given me a gift, and I want to share it with the world, on a grand scale. Money & fame are nice, but that's not what it's all about.
It's about the gift, and who it's shared with.

-Do you see what I mean?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/30/06 at 3:13 am


Badfinger-

You have a few things right.

The true praise DOES come from other people.
That is VERY true, and I do recognize that.
The only praise I do not recognize is praise that I know is phony.
For example- Amber Sauer.

Her praise is not worth a shred of TP, because she has a plastic personality.
Sister M. mentioned having an ego where "you think you're the best, and everyone else sucks ass".
Ms. Sauer has that type of mentality- we call it "The Used Car Salesman's Mentality".
They are real nice to you in front of your face, and they have a dagger up the sleeve, for your back.

To others, it may seem as though I am arrogant and egotistical.
I was accused of this when I made it onto a TV show, called "So You Want To Be A Star".
I will explain it the same way I explained it then:

I was raised in the limelight- my mother was the Top Lookalike Entertainer in the world for almost 15 years (she did Dolly Parton).
I started out onstage with her, at the age of 3.
When I entered school, I was removed from the spotlight. It was hard, because when you're raised around a certain thing, and then it's taken away from you, you have trouble readjusting.
I got into plays and Performance Choirs, and that helped a bit, but it wasn't where I truly wanted to be.

When you have something you love, and it gets ripped away from you, you feel something's missing.
You yearn for it- you crave it.
In my case, I want it back because God has given me a gift, and I want to share it with the world, on a grand scale. Money & fame are nice, but that's not what it's all about.
It's about the gift, and who it's shared with.

-Do you see what I mean?
the best thing from you that I've truly enjoyed reading. karma to you. I'm glad you have something you have a passion for, a lot of do, and in so many different areas, you with your singing, me with my softball, SM with her Yankees, and the list goes on.  I hope you get many chances to share and if there happens to be a little cash bonus in the end, well that's extra nice  8)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/30/06 at 3:15 am

Question:

How do you do the "What Does Your Voice Sound Like" thread?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/30/06 at 3:17 am


Question:

How do you do the "What Does Your Voice Sound Like" thread?
I'm sure there's a microphone jack in the back of your PC, so you need a mic to start with. I've never done it.  anybody???? anybody???

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/30/06 at 3:18 am

Yes, I do see what you mean.  You obviously have a passion for this and you enjoy doing it.  That's great.  I think everyone should have that one thing that they are truly passionate about and that they throw themselves into.  For you it's singing, for me it's writing. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/30/06 at 3:19 am


Yes, I do see what you mean.  You obviously have a passion for this and you enjoy doing it.  That's great.  I think everyone should have that one thing that they are truly passionate about and that they throw themselves into.  For you it's singing, for me it's writing. 

However, when you talk about having to perform with this Amber Sauer person, you talk about her like she's less than human.  Always putting her down and boosting yourself up.  You've complained in the past that you think I think I'm better than everyone else, but then you turn around and do that same thing when talking about this girl.  Just because you think she can't sing worth a lick and has a "plastic personality" doesn't mean she actually does.  Have you tried getting to know her?  She may be a really great person, but you're judging her and putting her down based on outward appearances. 
I don't like her  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/30/06 at 3:30 am


Yes, I do see what you mean.  You obviously have a passion for this and you enjoy doing it.  That's great.  I think everyone should have that one thing that they are truly passionate about and that they throw themselves into.  For you it's singing, for me it's writing. 

However, when you talk about having to perform with this Amber Sauer person, you talk about her like she's less than human.  Always putting her down and boosting yourself up.  You've complained in the past that you think I think I'm better than everyone else, but then you turn around and do that same thing when talking about this girl.  Just because you think she can't sing worth a lick and has a "plastic personality" doesn't mean she actually does.  Have you tried getting to know her?  She may be a really great person, but you're judging her and putting her down based on outward appearances. 


As a matter of fact, I have.

I am not the only one who has this 'opinion' of her.
I'm sure she has friends, and I know her parents love her, as I hope any parents would love their children.
That being said...I do not judge the book by its cover.
To quote Machiavelli, "By one's deeds shall one be judged, in their reign."

Amber has rubbed just about everyone who has ever competed against her raw- I know of at least 50.

I don't judge her based on anything other than what I have seen, and what I know to be truth.
In competition, there's a difference between being competitive, and winning at any cost.
She has been known to pull dirty tactics- such as hob-nobbing with judges prior to performance, throwing a royal fit if someone is singing the same song she chooses, breaking rules just to make her performance seem better, etc.

Perfect example- she also qualified for the show I was on, and got further than I did. I applaud her for that.
She was on the week before I was.
Now, we had to sign contracts, and agree to certain conditions.
The Exec. Producer made it clear that certain contestants had been giving the staff grief, and we were to be co-operative. His exact quote was, "If you have a 'diva' attitude, either get rid of it, or leave now. I can't name who I am aiming this towards, but she was on last week's show (there were only 2 women that week), and she seemed to think that her experience made her the winner already."

The other gal on that week admitted in her interview that she had never really done this before.
Pretty positive proof, in my books.

There are many of us who have tried to get to know her, and she has reacted the same with everyone:
"Give me what I want, and kiss my ass royally, or you're not worth my time".

I am only one voice...one of at least 50.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/30/06 at 5:00 pm


I'm Pisces as well.


Could I hit you with a fish?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Jessica on 08/30/06 at 5:44 pm

My son, because he's refusing to eat meat again. We go through this battle EVERY. NIGHT.

Of course if I smacked him with a fish, it would have to be one of those rubbery toy ones that he plays with...and he'd probably giggle and run away. :P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/30/06 at 6:05 pm


My son, because he's refusing to eat meat again. We go through this battle EVERY. NIGHT.

Of course if I smacked him with a fish, it would have to be one of those rubbery toy ones that he plays with...and he'd probably giggle and run away. :P


If he fights you on eating meat, just tell him the giant snakes that live in his tummy will actually eat the meat- not him.

As for fish...may I suggest some Mahi-Mahi?
Colorful, yet gets the point across.
Only $3.95, from Blammo Toys! Ooh, la-la, fa-boom!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: DJ Midas on 08/30/06 at 7:29 pm


Question:

How do you do the "What Does Your Voice Sound Like" thread?


I don't know how everyone else did theirs but my DJ equipment is connected to the line-in jack in my PC.  My mic's connected to my mixing board.  I have a program called Alive that records to mp3 format.  And I also have a program called Adobe Audition (which is like CoolEdit Pro; so I've heard) where I can tweak sounds and multi-track stuff.  I use that program all the time to make DJ-friendly remixes for my show.

I'm guessing the basics that you would need would be a mic and a program that can record your voice.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Jessica on 08/30/06 at 10:00 pm


I don't know how everyone else did theirs but my DJ equipment is connected to the line-in jack in my PC.  My mic's connected to my mixing board.  I have a program called Alive that records to mp3 format.  And I also have a program called Adobe Audition (which is like CoolEdit Pro; so I've heard) where I can tweak sounds and multi-track stuff.  I use that program all the time to make DJ-friendly remixes for my show.

I'm guessing the basics that you would need would be a mic and a program that can record your voice.


You, because you make it sound so complicated.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: DJ Midas on 08/30/06 at 10:23 pm


You, because you make it sound so complicated.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif


See?  And I had asked for that a while back so nyah. :P  :D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/30/06 at 10:29 pm

Simon Cowell.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/31/06 at 3:20 am

Did someone say shoot your head with a fish?  http://images.blogthings.com/howpiscesareyouquiz/button.jpg


Maybe not, sorry I can't hear, I have a trout in my ear

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/31/06 at 3:23 am


Did someone say shoot your head with a fish?  http://images.blogthings.com/howpiscesareyouquiz/button.jpg


Maybe not, sorry I can't hear, I have a trout in my ear


This is clearly a private moment.
I've no fish to embarrass you further; I'll see myself trout.
Catch you on the next line!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/31/06 at 3:39 am


This is clearly a private moment.
I've no fish to embarrass you further; I'll see myself trout.
Catch you on the next line!


Just wait a minnow!
Don't be koi with me, kind sir!
Wall-eye ever get a straight answer from you?
Shad I be more patient?
I do have herring loss in my left eel though.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/31/06 at 3:51 am


Just wait a minnow!
Don't be koi with me, kind sir!
Wall-eye ever get a straight answer from you?
Shad I be more patient?
I do have herring loss in my left eel though.


Hmmm.....

Roe, roe, roe yer boat....
Please excuse my caviar attitude towards you...
I have a haddock.
I also had to watch "Caddyshark" today.
When I heard that fart during the dinner scene, it nearly beluga me away!
Remember- fish are friends...NOT FOOD!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/31/06 at 4:02 am


I have a sore trout and I'm eeling like crappie
I cod go to the doctor, but I don't like being groupered
and certainally don't like shods in my bass
Isn't it odd how some people skate through life?
I'm sorry if I've been orange roughy with you,
Sometimes I flounder for words
and yet other times I'm a crab
It's just I don't like being abalone

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/31/06 at 4:27 am

With the way you're trolling for words,
I'm surprised you have no anemones.
You, madame, are being shellfish!
I have never heard a bigger pile of chumbait in my life!
I suppose you are also suffering from the clam?
Or did you have too many grunions for lunch?
And, don't thinkI forgot the way you scalloped me on those Tommy Dorsal tickets!
The man had NO SOLE!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/31/06 at 4:48 am

Please stop baiting me
Can't you see the anchor in my words above?
I would deck ya
but I am a lady and am just too pole-ite
I ship you not!


OK, I'm really done now, I've run out of innuendos
it was fun though  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/31/06 at 11:28 am


Simon Cowell.


Applauds.....

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/31/06 at 11:39 am

PayPal





Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/31/06 at 11:49 am

The guy with the chain saw that was using it at 7:30 am.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 08/31/06 at 12:56 pm


The guy with the chain saw that was using it at 7:30 am.


You should probably use an extra long fish and wear old clothes when you hit chainsaw guy. Blech!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/31/06 at 12:58 pm


Simon Cowell.
I have to be careful what I say here for he lives down the road from me.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/31/06 at 1:53 pm

http://www.lyricsdownload.com/kip-addotta-wet-dream-lyrics.html


I would have posted it but it is just too long.




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/31/06 at 2:13 pm


I have to be careful what I say here for he lives down the road from me.


Why should you fear retribution?
It's MY comment.

Besides, Philip, if Simon were truly less of an arse, he would listen to my demo.
:D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 2:56 pm

Construction workers. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Jessica on 08/31/06 at 3:39 pm

The idiots that run Myspace. I was in the middle of typing up a bulletin and it clicked back to my profile. When I hit the back button, it said, "Bulletins are being taken offline for August 31, 2006." Argh.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 3:48 pm

Bus Drivers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/31/06 at 3:49 pm

Jack Thompson

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 3:50 pm

Jessica Simpson

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/31/06 at 4:17 pm


Construction workers. >:(


??? why?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/31/06 at 4:20 pm


??? why?


too loud and obnoxious

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 08/31/06 at 4:27 pm


Jack Thompson


Applaud will be given to you tommorrow, since it hasn't been 24 hours yet.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/31/06 at 4:32 pm


too loud and obnoxious


All construction workers or just road workers?

If I am to be smacked in the face with a fish I would at least like to know why.  ???

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/31/06 at 4:54 pm


All construction workers or just road workers?

If I am to be smacked in the face with a fish I would at least like to know why.  ???


I think he means any construction workers who show butt crack.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/31/06 at 5:04 pm


I think he means any construction workers who show butt crack.


If that's the case I'm safe.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/31/06 at 5:05 pm

Cold Phone Callers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/31/06 at 5:10 pm


Cold Phone Callers


This is...?
???

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 5:36 pm


This is...?
???


Telemarketers.

.. and I agree with Philip.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 5:51 pm

people who place classified ads

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 5:52 pm


people who place classified ads


Depends what sort.. should I be fish-slapped for selling my old bike through an Ad in the Newspaper.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 08/31/06 at 5:55 pm

....people who walk 5 abreast at the mall and you can't get around them.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 5:59 pm


Depends what sort.. should I be fish-slapped for selling my old bike through an Ad in the Newspaper.  ;) ;D


I'm in the business, and I feel sorry for them. I really do.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 6:01 pm


I'm in the business, and I feel sorry for them. I really do.


Ooooooooooh, I can understand why you would hate 'em then.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 6:03 pm


Ooooooooooh, I can understand why you would hate 'em then.


It's too expensive now. Internet has unfortunately become the weapon of choice.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 6:04 pm


It's too expensive now. Internet has unfortunately become the weapon of choice.

How much to place an Ad, for say.. a week, selling something for.. I dunno.. a $100?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 6:08 pm


How much to place an Ad, for say.. a week, selling something for.. I dunno.. a $100?


The thing is, we don't go by how much you're selling the item. We just have a flat rate for everything (at least merchandise items). If you're selling a $100 bike, the ad for 3 lines is $35.95.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 08/31/06 at 6:11 pm


The thing is, we don't go by how much you're selling the item. We just have a flat rate for everything (at least merchandise items). If you're selling a $100 bike, the ad for 3 lines is $35.95.


DANG! Glad I'm not looking to sell anything in your newspaper.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 08/31/06 at 6:19 pm


DANG! Glad I'm not looking to sell anything in your newspaper.  ;D


Yep - that's about the same response I get for every other ad  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/31/06 at 7:29 pm

Whoever invented the concept of Elevator Muzak.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/31/06 at 9:04 pm

The guy you come home on my block at like 12 a.m
playing his rap music so loud you feel the bass in your house

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/31/06 at 9:14 pm


Whoever invented the concept of Elevator Muzak.


I love muzak!




...  :-[

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 08/31/06 at 9:17 pm


The guy you come home on my block at like 12 a.m
playing his rap music so loud you feel the bass in your house


I understand that one!

Except in my case, it's about 3 am.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/31/06 at 9:19 pm


I understand that one!

Except in my case, it's about 3 am.


if that was me, i would try to stab him with a sword fish ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 08/31/06 at 9:24 pm

Some of the people who yell at the t.v during a sports game. yell there done with this team they hate them,
and a week later be watching the same team ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 08/31/06 at 9:31 pm


Some of the people who yell at the t.v during a sports game. yell there done with this team they hate them,
and a week later be watching the same team ;D


Yeah, don't they understand the players can't hear them.  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 08/31/06 at 9:40 pm

The guy who called my house at 5:30 a.m. on Tuesday, when I didn't have to get up until 8, and he had the wrong number.  :P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/06 at 1:26 am


Whoever invented the concept of Elevator Muzak.
The musicians that play Elevator Muzak.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 09/01/06 at 8:23 am

I want to hit a skunk in the face with a fish!  Darn thing keeps rummaging around by my house in the middle of the night....which wakes the dog....who then wakes me.  And, as opposed to other animals, I'm afraid to go out and chase the skunk away.  Argh. :-\\

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: KKay on 09/01/06 at 10:43 am


I want to hit a skunk in the face with a fish!  Darn thing keeps rummaging around by my house in the middle of the night....which wakes the dog....who then wakes me.  And, as opposed to other animals, I'm afraid to go out and chase the skunk away.  Argh. :-\\


how badly do i want to see you, after being sprayed by a skunk for hitting in the face with a fish! ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 09/01/06 at 11:16 am


how badly do i want to see you, after being sprayed by a skunk for hitting in the face with a fish! ;D


Bahaha!  And I'll give you a GREAT BIG HUG!!  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/01/06 at 12:38 pm

People who post pointless polls.  ;) :D ;D ;D


j/k



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/01/06 at 12:42 pm

My neighbour who plays her music loud!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/01/06 at 2:12 pm

Anyone who makes it a point of deliberately mispronouncing the English language.

Examples-
"For reals?"
"Git-R-Done!"
"What you aks me?"
"Fa drizzle, fo' shizzle, loppa-dizzle"
"Git-R-Done!"
"My boo"

And did I mention "Git-R-Done!"?

(Of course, children who are learning and foreign people who can't properly pronounce English are exempt.)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/01/06 at 2:17 pm


I love muzak!




...  :-Girl from Ipanema  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 4:58 pm


I think he means any construction workers who show butt crack.



No stupid,when they drill

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/01/06 at 5:08 pm

YOU, for calling me stoopid...

*smacks Howard on top of his head like the old guy in "Benny Hill", with a nasty-smelling catfish*

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/01/06 at 5:09 pm


YOU, for calling me stoopid...

*smacks Howard on top of his head like the old guy in "Benny Hill", with a nasty-smelling catfish*


Yes I'm calling you stupid ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dagwood on 09/01/06 at 8:18 pm

Idiots who tailgate until they get the chance to whip around you at warp speed.  >:(  You can slap them with the fish when you catch up at the stop light.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 09/01/06 at 8:39 pm

People who throw their lit rette butts out the window of the car.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

First of all, we are in the middle of a drought! Everything is dry and flammable!  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif
Second, your parents should have taught you not to litter! It is illegal!  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif
Third, it is your stinky habit, keep it in your car!  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

I used to smoke, so I understand the habit, but throwing lit butts out the window is inexcusable.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/01/06 at 8:45 pm


Idiots who tailgate until they get the chance to whip around you at warp speed.  >:(  You can slap them with the fish when you catch up at the stop light.  ;D


I'm with ya on that one, maybe we can both hit them with fish.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dagwood on 09/01/06 at 9:01 pm


I'm with ya on that one, maybe we can both hit them with fish.


You get him from one side and I'll get him from the other.  Maybe they will get the hint. ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/01/06 at 9:13 pm


You get him from one side and I'll get him from the other.  Maybe they will get the hint. ;)


With my luck, they'll have run the stoplight, silly people.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: divine_intervention on 09/01/06 at 9:14 pm

People who play duct tape bowling in the halls of my dorm.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/02/06 at 3:01 am


People who play duct tape bowling in the halls of my dorm.
Nothing wrong with that, it enhances your sporting skills.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/02/06 at 3:02 am

People who rev their car engines at 4 am. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/02/06 at 3:04 am


People who rev their car engines at 4 am. 
People who rev their cars at any time of the day, sudden noises (amplified) is annoying.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Morton on 09/02/06 at 11:23 am


People who rev their car engines at 4 am. 


Our next door neighbour's oldest son used to have a motorbike that he used to rev for 45 minutes straight at 7:30am mon-sat. Apparently, the story goes that his mam got sick of the noise and smashed his bike up with a sledgehammer one day  ;D

Anyway, I strongly advise Paris Hilton to be smacked in the napper with a halibut. A very cold, very slimy one. Hard.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/02/06 at 11:51 am


Our next door neighbour's oldest son used to have a motorbike that he used to rev for 45 minutes straight at 7:30am mon-sat. Apparently, the story goes that his mam got sick of the noise and smashed his bike up with a sledgehammer one day  ;D
Was the sledghammer sponsored by the neighbours?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 09/02/06 at 12:32 pm

Weather terrorist who hype up a strorm by giving you worst case scenarios. Predictiing 6-10
inches of rain, major flooding and severe winds. When the storm hits, it's only moderate rain,
strong wind and no flooding,then they search for excuses to explain why they were wrong.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/02/06 at 12:51 pm


Weather terrorist who hype up a strorm by giving you worst case scenarios. Predictiing 6-10
inches of rain, major flooding and severe winds. When the storm hits, it's only moderate rain,
strong wind and no flooding,then they search for excuses to explain why they were wrong.



I would rather have them tell us to expect the worse and have very little then tell us it is going to be just a small weather pattern and it turns into a major storm.




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/02/06 at 12:58 pm


I strongly advise Paris Hilton to be smacked in the napper with a halibut. A very cold, very slimy one. Hard.


Are you kidding?

She'd just get it on film and then claim she was drunk...AGAIN.

My next candidate is Garth "I Have the Biggest Ego On the Planet" Brooks.

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Written By: Philip Eno on 09/02/06 at 1:00 pm

After last night's TV show, Charlotte Church should receive thtis treatment.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 09/02/06 at 6:54 pm

the people who were in front of me in the food line, and held us all up because she didn't no
what soup to get. >:(

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Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/02/06 at 6:56 pm

Everyone who I crossed paths with today.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Morton on 09/02/06 at 6:58 pm


Was the sledghammer sponsored by the neighbours?


;D If it was, we weren't informed  :D

To be honest, i think the mother's psycotic. The weekend I went away to the caravan, my mam says she heard Joyce (the mother) smashing up the downstairs of the house and screaming in the early hours of the morning. This went on for 2 days. To be honest, i'm not really surprised that the dad isn't living there anymore  :o


Everyone who I crossed paths with today.


New one - BETH for blocking me  >:( ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 09/02/06 at 7:00 pm


Everyone who I crossed paths with today.

How many would that be?
and would you use the same fish? ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/02/06 at 7:17 pm




New one - BETH for blocking meĀ  >:( ;)



..Ehhhh?!?!



How many would that be?
and would you use the same fish? ;D



A lot. Same fish.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Morton on 09/02/06 at 7:24 pm



..Ehhhh?!?!


There I was, innocently posting a reply into this thread, minding my own beeswax, then you came along with your dirty red "A New Reply Has Been Posted, You May Wish To Review Your Post" message, meaning I had to wait another 2.5 seconds before my reply appeared... behind yours  :\'(

It cuts deep, Beth. Real deep

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/02/06 at 7:29 pm


There I was, innocently posting a reply into this thread, minding my own beeswax, then you came along with your dirty red "A New Reply Has Been Posted, You May Wish To Review Your Post" message, meaning I had to wait another 2.5 seconds before my reply appeared... behind yours  :\'(

It cuts deep, Beth. Real deep




I am so devious! >:-}D.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 09/02/06 at 8:18 pm

My ex-husband should be hit in the face with a fish many times for many reasons which I'm not even going to being to list here.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/06 at 4:24 am


the people who were in front of me in the food line, and held us all up because she didn't no
what soup to get. >:(
I could have murdered someone the other day, I will not go into major but...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/03/06 at 4:31 am


My ex-husband should be hit in the face with a fish many times for many reasons which I'm not even going to being to list here.   >:(


Tell ya what: You slap my ex-stepfather with the jellyfish, I'll sic the ill-tempered sea bass on your ex-husband.

-Fair enough?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: goodsin2 on 09/03/06 at 9:40 am



What type of fish should we use to hit people in the face with a fish?

In Dorset, Uk, people obviously have very wide faces, 'cos they use a conger eel (grow up to 250cm) to slap each other with...until some sad representative of the UK "nanny state" got involved, anyway...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/5226872.stm      errr....how did it come to this?

If I really didn't like someone (like Bush, Blair, etc.), nothing short of a member of the shark family would do; their skin (shagreen) contains little teeth coated with an anti-coagulant, ideal for letting sores fester for ages, as they have done with their Middle East policy...for comedy value, I'd use something really slimy like a freshwater Bream; I'd imagine a freshwater Eel would be a good for sustained piscatorial flagellation...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 09/03/06 at 11:10 am

I know this is just a pet peeve but people who really need to hit with a fish are bands or artist
who use their names in a song. If you have to mention your name in a song, you suck. Also,
artist who need to spell words in their songs, right in the kisser with a carp.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 09/03/06 at 11:12 am


I know this is just a pet peeve but people who really need to hit with a fish are bands or artist
who use their names in a song. If you have to mention your name in a song, you suck. Also,
artist who need to spell words in their songs, right in the kisser with a carp.


Shakira needs to be hit in the face with a fish. For having the most instances of her own name in one of her songs. I'm with you, loki.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 09/03/06 at 11:12 am


I know this is just a pet peeve but people who really need to hit with a fish are bands or artist
who use their names in a song. If you have to mention your name in a song, you suck. Also,
artist who need to spell words in their songs, right in the kisser with a carp.


R-E-S-P-E-C-T!  Find out what it means to me... ;)

(exceptions allowed, methinks)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/03/06 at 11:39 am

Users here who constantly change their screennames.  It's annoying.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 09/03/06 at 11:47 am

I love sushi.  I wonder if the Amish can put a twist on the ol' sushi recipes.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 09/03/06 at 2:41 pm

The kids who yell at 6:30 a.m when your on the school bus. trying to sleep.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/06 at 2:45 pm


The kids who yell at 6:30 a.m when your on the school bus. trying to sleep.
Shouldn't the bus driver carry fish for this reason?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/03/06 at 3:33 pm

People who put Britney Spear's half eaten sandwich on e-bay.  ::)




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/06 at 3:35 pm


People who put Britney Spear's half eaten sandwich on e-bay.  ::)




Cat
...the people who will buy it?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 09/03/06 at 3:37 pm


...the people who will buy it?


Yes.  The people who bid on it...I was just thinking that!  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/03/06 at 3:40 pm


Yes.  The people who bid on it...I was just thinking that!  ;D
The powers to be at eBay for allowing such an offer to be allowed to sold on their website.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: FaultyDog on 09/03/06 at 11:38 pm


Users here who constantly change their screennames.  It's annoying.


I second that. It's especially annoying when you're not around whilst people feel the need to change.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: FaultyDog on 09/03/06 at 11:40 pm


After last night's TV show, Charlotte Church should receive thtis treatment.


Charlotte Church?!?! :o And what exactly has she done to deserve such a harsh treatment? ???

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/03/06 at 11:55 pm


Users here who constantly change their screennames.  It's annoying.


I agree, what kind of person would do something like that!?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 09/03/06 at 11:57 pm


I agree, what kind of person would do something like that!?



Someone who's gay, I'll bet.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/03/06 at 11:58 pm



Someone who's gay, I'll bet.


You mean Alex is gay? :O.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Apricot on 09/04/06 at 12:00 am


You mean Alex is gay? :O.


:o We were talking about Alex?!?!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/06 at 12:45 am


Charlotte Church?!?! :o And what exactly has she done to deserve such a harsh treatment? ???
I would think it is the scriptwriter more than her fault.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/04/06 at 3:19 am

My sister-in-law, Kimberly.

One small problem- she'd either bend over and suck the fish up, or hide it in her underwear...
Assuming she wears any...

*shudders at mental image*

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/04/06 at 8:31 am

I think I'll hit myself with a fish

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 09/04/06 at 12:27 pm


Shouldn't the bus driver carry fish for this reason?


They better start... I want my sleep befor school the more the better

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/06 at 12:44 pm


They better start... I want my sleep befor school the more the better
You could always issued the bus driver with a fresh fish for readiness everyday.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 09/04/06 at 9:39 pm

The kids out front who keep shooting off fire works. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 09/05/06 at 1:07 pm

The guy who has been beeping his horn for 5 mins stright >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 1:37 pm


The guy who has been beeping his horn for 5 mins stright >:(



hit him with a stingray

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/05/06 at 2:53 pm

I wanna gently pat my cat on the face with a fish, she is currently laying on top of my monitor with her paws stretched out over my screen, so It's hard to read anything or figure out where I need to put my cursor to get anything done.  She loves sleeping on top of my nice warm monitor.  zzzzz  Maybe she has a good idea, I should try that someday.  lol

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/05/06 at 2:54 pm

Chris Evans!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/05/06 at 2:56 pm

Train conductors

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Written By: Little_devil_rider on 09/05/06 at 3:02 pm


I wanna gently pat my cat on the face with a fish, she is currently laying on top of my monitor with her paws stretched out over my screen, so It's hard to read anything or figure out where I need to put my cursor to get anything done.  She loves sleeping on top of my nice warm monitor.  zzzzz  Maybe she has a good idea, I should try that someday.  lol



Use one of the gold fish crackers haha after you lightly hit her, you can eat it ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/05/06 at 5:17 pm


Idiots who tailgate until they get the chance to whip around you at warp speed.  >:(  You can slap them with the fish when you catch up at the stop light.  ;D


This is one I agree with. The only time I will be close to someone's bumper is if they're going 20 in a 45 mph section. Now that's WRONG!  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/05/06 at 5:57 pm



Use one of the gold fish crackers haha after you lightly hit her, you can eat it ;D


hmmm..tempting...but she sheds too much, I'm liable to have a furr-covered cracker;  Aside from that,  the fact that she is a totally black cat, and the orange cheese powder would leave marks on her (making her look like a tiger), she may then develope more of an attitude then she already has.

I got up to make dinner and the little darling laid spread out on my computer chair.  Maybe she's just interested in the message board, I should give her her own account.  ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Southern Image on 09/06/06 at 9:23 am

My nextdoor neighbor

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/06 at 2:56 pm

Drivers who loud music from cars.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 09/06/06 at 3:35 pm

Me!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/06/06 at 4:30 pm

Philip  ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/07/06 at 5:21 am


Me!


Gladly!

I can tell that you are into things such as RHPS, raves and other meaningful pastimes, soooooo.....

I offer you your choice of fish:

Purple blunt-nosed swordfish
Mono-eyed snakefish
Tubefish
Battery-powered dolphin (technically not a fish)
Whip-whiskered catfish

Please make your selection, then assume the position...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Davester on 09/07/06 at 5:27 am


Gladly!

I can tell that you are into things such as RHPS, raves and other meaningful pastimes, soooooo.....

I offer you your choice of fish:

Tubefish

Please make your selection, then assume the position...


  Shame on you, HawkTheSlayer..!

  Is that a way to treat yon weary, learned visitor and fellow traveller..?

  go ;)...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/07/06 at 5:29 am


   Shame on you, HawkTheSlayer..!

   Is that a way to treat yon weary, learned visitor and fellow traveller..?

   go ;)...


I am allowing her her choice, my fellow groovester...

If she chooses the Tubefish, then I shall delightedly go "Wild Women Of Wongo" on her face with it...

-Mondo groove on...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 09/07/06 at 9:28 am

Again, dam truck drivers who pull out in front of you to pass someone on the interstate when you're cruising along at 80-ish and they're not even going the speed limit >:(  I almost got rear ended by a car yesterday when I had to slam on my brakes because of said stupid driver who didn't even signal >:(  The kicker was I was about 2' from the back of his truck when he decided to come over so I almost ran into the back of HIM as well >:( >:(  Thank goodness for WIDE shoulders >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 09/07/06 at 9:35 am

I am not a fan of people who use the handicapped stall when they are not handicapped and all other stalls are open.  Not that I'm handicapped, I'm just pretty sure that a would-be handicapped "patron" would not be too pleased :P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/07/06 at 10:06 am


I am not a fan of people who use the handicapped stall when they are not handicapped and all other stalls are open.  Not that I'm handicapped, I'm just pretty sure that a would-be handicapped "patron" would not be too pleased :P



I do agree with you but some handicaps are not quite "visable".




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Jessica on 09/07/06 at 10:20 am


I am not a fan of people who use the handicapped stall when they are not handicapped and all other stalls are open.  Not that I'm handicapped, I'm just pretty sure that a would-be handicapped "patron" would not be too pleased :P


Guess you don't like me then. I'm fat though, and those tiny assed stalls don't help. So I use the bigger stalls.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 09/07/06 at 12:46 pm

My boss

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/07/06 at 2:55 pm

My Girlfriend's parents

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/07/06 at 2:59 pm


I am not a fan of people who use the handicapped stall when they are not handicapped and all other stalls are open.  Not that I'm handicapped, I'm just pretty sure that a would-be handicapped "patron" would not be too pleased :P


I am not handicapped, but at school I use the handicapp stall if nothing else is available. Is that wrong?  :-\\

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/07/06 at 9:53 pm

Anyone who parks in disabled spaces, who are not properly displaying placards or plates...

I am mobilely challenged, due to my birth defect, and I cannot walk very far.
It pisses me off to see an "a-bod" parking in the blue spaces, just because they feel they can, or they're in a hurry.

I went to dinner one time, and I made a note of a car parked like that. I was in a lot of pain, and I was HOT!
The people in line behind me mocked me, and made caustic comments, about the fact I brought that vehicle to the restaurant's attention.
The restaurant General Manager was apologetic, and gladly called the police for me.
-Turned out the folks behind me were the owners of said car, and they got pissed when the Police showed up & towed their car away!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/07/06 at 10:11 pm


Guess you don't like me then. I'm fat though, and those tiny assed stalls don't help. So I use the bigger stalls.


Me too Jess, me too. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/07/06 at 11:20 pm

The jackass who beat up one of my tenants, and then used threats on her life, to continue getting access here.

Also, the oroville Police Dept. for doing abso-F***ING-lutely nothing!!!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 09/07/06 at 11:29 pm


I am not handicapped, but at school I use the handicapp stall if nothing else is available. Is that wrong?  :-\\


No, if nothing else is available, of course you can use it!  :)  What I find annoying (and it's just me, so don't be too offended by it :D ) is the people who go directly to the handicapped stall every time because it's more spacious even though there are tons of other stalls open.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/07/06 at 11:45 pm


I am not a fan of people who use the handicapped stall when they are not handicapped and all other stalls are open.  Not that I'm handicapped, I'm just pretty sure that a would-be handicapped "patron" would not be too pleased :P



My big fat ass is not comfortable in those teeny tiny stalls, so I use the handicap stall if no one is using it. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 09/07/06 at 11:55 pm


Anyone who parks in disabled spaces, who are not properly displaying placards or plates...

I am mobilely challenged, due to my birth defect, and I cannot walk very far.
It pisses me off to see an "a-bod" parking in the blue spaces, just because they feel they can, or they're in a hurry.

I went to dinner one time, and I made a note of a car parked like that. I was in a lot of pain, and I was HOT!
The people in line behind me mocked me, and made caustic comments, about the fact I brought that vehicle to the restaurant's attention.
The restaurant General Manager was apologetic, and gladly called the police for me.
-Turned out the folks behind me were the owners of said car, and they got pissed when the Police showed up & towed their car away!


HA HA HA on those people! I wish I could have seen it! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/08/06 at 2:51 am


HA HA HA on those people! I wish I could have seen it! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif


Just goes to show you:

Never mess with a disabled person...they might steal your wheels...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/08/06 at 2:52 am

Those with annoying ring-tones!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/08/06 at 4:09 pm

The Metrocard People >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/08/06 at 6:16 pm

Suicidal Blonde...because she suggested it, but has yet to inform me which fish to use...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/06 at 1:47 am


The Metrocard People >:(
Can you explain more please?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ktelqueen on 09/09/06 at 1:55 am

filecabin.com administrators  :(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/06 at 1:58 am


filecabin.com administrators  :(
Why what has happened?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ktelqueen on 09/09/06 at 2:02 am


Why what has happened?


their site is down..yet again..just when i'm ready to post my madonna audio quiz  :-[

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/06 at 2:03 am


their site is down..yet again..just when i'm ready to post my madonna audio quiz  :-[
Post it here instead?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/09/06 at 2:15 am


Post it here instead?


I think she uses filecabin.com to host the music links so that we can play the game here.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/06 at 2:17 am


I think she uses filecabin.com to host the music links so that we can play the game here.
Ah yes, to disguise the titles of the songs, etc.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 09/09/06 at 11:51 am

most of the kids in my school ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: divine_intervention on 09/09/06 at 12:20 pm

People who put off their homework til the last minute (aka. me)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 09/09/06 at 7:07 pm

The guy who didn't acknowledge my holding the door open for him at the 7-11. he just walked
in without so much as a head nod, like it was my job to hold the door open for him. He got the
idea of how aggravated I was when I gave him a very sarcastic "Yeah, your welcome, douchebag."

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/09/06 at 7:10 pm


The guy who didn't acknowledge my holding the door open for him at the 7-11. he just walked
in without so much as a head nod, like it was my job to hold the door open for him. He got the
idea of how aggravated I was when I gave him a very sarcastic "Yeah, your welcome, douchebag."



This happens to me occasionally but it doesn't bother me.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 09/09/06 at 7:19 pm



This happens to me occasionally but it doesn't bother me.


I shouldn't let it bother me but it does. It just really rubs me the wrong way when I am trying
to be polite and then just get ignored.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 09/10/06 at 10:54 am

The school board for making use tuck in our shirts for gym.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 09/10/06 at 8:30 pm


The school board for making use tuck in our shirts for gym.  >:(
Hey, be glad you don't have the stupid uniforms the GIRLS had to wear at my school.....it was a 1 piece thing with blue shorts and blue/grey striped top with an elastic waist and a ZIPPER up the front.  Talk about a PITA if you had to pee while wearing it :o  Oh, and if you were cold, too damned bad, you couldn't put a sweatshirt/pants over it, you had to just be cold.  Not to mention I was so skinny and long that I had to get one 3 sizes too big so it didn't "ride up" and about the only place it touched my body was my shoulders ::)  The BOYS however, got to wear shorts and a t-shirt and the only requirement was they had to both be plain (no pictures, stripes, etc.) >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 09/10/06 at 8:51 pm


I am not handicapped, but at school I use the handicapp stall if nothing else is available. Is that wrong?  :-\\
There is no law (here) saying that those stalls are for handicap people only. But if all other stalls are full, I'm not going to hesitate to use that one, even if a handicap person has to wait.

On the topic of handicap people, people who not only need to be slapped by a fish, but severely mutilated by one are able-bodied people who use disabled parking spaces in malls etc. And the cops/mall owners who don't give a dam*.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/11/06 at 10:20 am


Hey, be glad you don't have the stupid uniforms the GIRLS had to wear at my school.....it was a 1 piece thing with blue shorts and blue/grey striped top with an elastic waist and a ZIPPER up the front.  Talk about a PITA if you had to pee while wearing it :o  Oh, and if you were cold, too damned bad, you couldn't put a sweatshirt/pants over it, you had to just be cold.  Not to mention I was so skinny and long that I had to get one 3 sizes too big so it didn't "ride up" and about the only place it touched my body was my shoulders ::)  The BOYS however, got to wear shorts and a t-shirt and the only requirement was they had to both be plain (no pictures, stripes, etc.) >:(




I remember those. YUCK. I think my zipper was in the back which was rough doing sit-ups.  Luckily, I only had to wear them in Jr. High. I hated that thing. I tried to find a pic of it but no advail. I guess no one wants to remember those things.  :P




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 09/11/06 at 10:46 am




I remember those. YUCK. I think my zipper was in the back which was rough doing sit-ups.  Luckily, I only had to wear them in Jr. High. I hated that thing. I tried to find a pic of it but no advail. I guess no one wants to remember those things.  :P




Cat
ours zipped up the front.  the really scary thing was I found mine a few years ago at my parents' house and sold it in a garage sale to some unfortunate middle-school girl (they STILL wear them :o)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 09/11/06 at 11:12 am

what age was this?

At Primary (5-11) we had to wear a white undervest and navy blue knickers for PE.  At high school (11-14) it was a white polo shirt and a maroon short skirt.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/11/06 at 12:07 pm


what age was this?

At Primary (5-11) we had to wear a white undervest and navy blue knickers for PE.  At high school (11-14) it was a white polo shirt and a maroon short skirt.



For me it was about age 11-14/15




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 4:02 pm


Can you explain more please?


The MTA

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/11/06 at 4:03 pm

Osama Bin Laden

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/11/06 at 6:44 pm

Butte County Police (B.C.S.O., Oroville P.D., CA. Highway Patrol), whose sole purpose in life is to track me down, and harass me whenever it suits them.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 09/11/06 at 7:39 pm

My Teacher who wanted me to wright an oppion on how i feel about 9/11,
and when i told him i really didint care about it and how i have a back patch on my jacket
that say World Trade is a Death Machine, he told me my oppion was wrong >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/11/06 at 7:49 pm


My Teacher who wanted me to wright an oppion on how i feel about 9/11,
and when i told him i really didint care about it and how i have a back patch on my jacket
that say World Trade is a Death Machine, he told me my oppion was wrong >:(



How callous.  3,000 people killed in a span of a couple hours and you could care less?  Wow.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/11/06 at 8:04 pm

Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

That being said, I believe Robert Klein said it best, when he described a Jewish funeral:

"Right. Get the chemicals out of her veins, get her into the ground, let's start remembering her!
I don't understand the mentality here...y'know, let's start remembering her. Let's get on with our lives...you're not as interesting as you used to be..."

I feel that way. While it was indeed a tragic blow for this country, and it does deserve remembrance, some people feel the same way about Elvis Presley. He's been dead since 1977!

Let's put Elvis to rest, and get him out of our misery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/11/06 at 8:06 pm

There's a difference to me, in saying "It shouldn't be on 24/7", which I agree with and saying "I could care less....it was 5 years ago". 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 09/12/06 at 4:09 pm

I, myself, think people who use redundant phrases should be whacked with a fish. In past history
many people have used these phrases, so in the near future, I personally, want to whack them.
Then maybe they will see how ridiculous these phrases sound.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 09/12/06 at 4:31 pm

This dang solicitor should be smacked upside the head with a fish.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/12/06 at 4:33 pm

The whole bunch of crowded people on the bus. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/12/06 at 4:43 pm

The dim-witted child that lives across the street from us.  Newsflash: Our driveway is not your personal playground.  GET LOST.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/12/06 at 4:44 pm

Our chinese neighbor's dog. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/12/06 at 7:16 pm


Our chinese neighbor's dog. >:(


Did you ever think, when you eat Chinese...
It's not chicken or pork, but a fat Siamese?
Well, the food tastes great, so you don't complain...
but that's not chicken in your Chicken Chow Mein.
Seems to me I ordered Sweet & Sour Pork, but there's a hairball on my fork, yeah...it's right here on my fork.

And the cat's in the kettle @ the Peking Moon, where I eat my lunch every day @ noon.
They wrap it up and you NEVER know, once it's fried real crisp in dough, boy.
They fry it crisp in dough.

Ho Chi asked if I wanted more,
As he was dialling up his buddy at the old Pet Store.
I said, "Not today...I've lost my appetite.
I have 2 cats in my belly, and they wanna fight."
I was sucking on a Rolaids and a Tums or two,
That's when I heard it mew, yeah...
And that, is when, I knew...

And the cat's in the kettle @ the Peking Moon. I gotta stop eating my lunch there @ noon!
I know that I like Teriyaki pork, but it's Garfield on my fork, yeah.
He's right here, on my fork!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: GREEN67 on 09/12/06 at 9:57 pm

>:( George Bush

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/13/06 at 1:18 am


The whole bunch of crowded people on the bus. >:(
Didn't the bus driver have his slapping fish to hand?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 09/13/06 at 1:43 am


The dim-witted child that lives across the street from us.  Newsflash: Our driveway is not your personal playground.  GET LOST.


Damn straight.

Let me tell you, right after you slap the child, slap the parents with the same fish for not teaching the kid about personal and private space! Cause that is the same parent who will sue you when the kid rides his bike/scooter/skateboard through your yard and hurts himself on your sprinkler. This after the kid bungs up your brickwork for six months while you ask him nicely to stop.

What works, I have learned in my many years, is to go out and talk to the kids whenever they are getting a little too close for comfort. I'm 41 and trust me, no little kid wants to talk to "the ol' crazy woman" about his skateboard every day.

That is what I do, anyway.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/13/06 at 1:47 am


Damn straight.

Let me tell you, right after you slap the child, slap the parents with the same fish for not teaching the kid about personal and private space! Cause that is the same parent who will sue you when the kid rides his bike/scooter/skateboard through your yard and hurts himself on your sprinkler. This after the kid bungs up your brickwork for six months while you ask him nicely to stop.

What works, I have learned in my many years, is to go out and talk to the kids whenever they are getting a little too close for comfort. I'm 41 and trust me, no little kid wants to talk to "the ol' crazy woman" about his skateboard every day.

That is what I do, anyway.




We've already had issues with these people before.  On the 4th of July, they were setting off firecrackers in the street near my sister's car and the garbage can/recyling bin.  Firecrackers + paper + automobile = ARE YOU STUPID?!  I ran outside about 4 times to tell them to get away from the car and the garbage can.  My dad talked to the mother about keeping the kid and her friends out of our driveway, but it obviously hasn't worked.  I told my sister to park sideways in the driveway all the way at the end so that they couldn't get into the driveway. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/13/06 at 1:51 am




We've already had issues with these people before.  On the 4th of July, they were setting off firecrackers in the street near my sister's car and the garbage can/recyling bin.  Firecrackers + paper + automobile = ARE YOU STUPID?!  I ran outside about 4 times to tell them to get away from the car and the garbage can.  My dad talked to the mother about keeping the kid and her friends out of our driveway, but it obviously hasn't worked.  I told my sister to park sideways in the driveway all the way at the end so that they couldn't get into the driveway. 
One thing to do is to start video evidence.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/13/06 at 1:57 am


One thing to do is to start video evidence.



Thankfully there hasn't been any damage or anything like that.  Right now it's just a nuisance. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/13/06 at 1:59 am



Thankfully there hasn't been any damage or anything like that.  Right now it's just a nuisance. 
...but a nuisance is a nusiance, it upsets you life pattern.

Do you own a dog?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/13/06 at 2:02 am


...but a nuisance is a nusiance, it upsets you life pattern.

Do you own a dog?




Yes, but he's not that kind of dog.  He's an English Springer Spaniel, not a German Shephard or Doberman. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/13/06 at 2:04 am




Yes, but he's not that kind of dog.  He's an English Springer Spaniel, not a German Shephard or Doberman. 
Or have a fish pond in the garden, then the fish will be at hand for slapping?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/13/06 at 2:50 am

May I suggest Balinese Slapping fish?

Only $2.99 for a pair, or One Pound ten, for you British!

Lovely gift for the Queen; mortal enemy to Tony Blair!

Only from Blammo Toys- Ooh-la-la, fa-BOOM!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 09/13/06 at 3:13 am




We've already had issues with these people before.  On the 4th of July, they were setting off firecrackers in the street near my sister's car and the garbage can/recyling bin.  Firecrackers + paper + automobile = ARE YOU STUPID?!  I ran outside about 4 times to tell them to get away from the car and the garbage can.  My dad talked to the mother about keeping the kid and her friends out of our driveway, but it obviously hasn't worked.  I told my sister to park sideways in the driveway all the way at the end so that they couldn't get into the driveway. 


Yes, I completely understand. I just moved away, as in sold my house, over stupid out of control people who have to make the police raise their children, kind of people.

When about 60% of the kids are home alone several hours a day, all you can do is go outside and talk to them until they want to leave. Hell, ask them if they remember wearing pullups. Buy a skateboard and ride it with them. Trust me they will go in their house, play video games and never come outside again!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 09/13/06 at 9:24 am


The dim-witted child that lives across the street from us.  Newsflash: Our driveway is not your personal playground.  GET LOST.
Right after those people get slapped, throw the fish up here.....I need to use it on the little girl next door who has her OWN playset yet continues to come to OURS to play and continually does stupid/destructive crap that I've told her NOT to MULTIPLE times (I've also told the parents and nothing ever happens).  Her favorite thing is to try and go down our slide (which is about 16' long) on a skateboard ::)  All I need is for her to do that, break something, and have the parents SUE me (which the mom would do in a heartbeat) >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: KKay on 09/13/06 at 9:50 am

This guy had to...I guess.
http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2006/08/BenFillmorePA210806_175x125.jpg

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/13/06 at 10:48 am

Oooooohh!

Love those steelheads!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/13/06 at 5:08 pm


Didn't the bus driver have his slapping fish to hand?



No fish

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 09/14/06 at 8:38 am

Me......then maybe I can decide which interpretation of a poem I understand more.....the M/W professor's or the Tu/Th professor's.....which are diametrically opposed :-\\  I "like" the M/W professor's better, but the Tu/Th is more in line with everything I've found online about it ???

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 09/14/06 at 8:40 am


Me......then maybe I can decide which interpretation of a poem I understand more.....the M/W professor's or the Tu/Th professor's.....which are diametrically opposed :-\\  I "like" the M/W professor's better, but the Tu/Th is more in line with everything I've found online about it ???


How do you feel about it?

Isn't that what's important?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 09/14/06 at 8:44 am


How do you feel about it?

Isn't that what's important?
Yes, but they both make sense to me and I have to write a paper on it ???

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 09/14/06 at 9:01 am


Yes, but they both make sense to me and I have to write a paper on it ???


It, dip, dog sh.it.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 09/14/06 at 9:39 am


It, dip, dog sh.it.
smartass :P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Suicidal Blonde on 09/14/06 at 11:54 am

Candy Spelling for NOT telling her daughter (Tori) when her dad passed away. I don't care what type of problems they had , thats is sooo NOT being a parent in my book. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/14/06 at 12:53 pm

Drug dealers!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/14/06 at 3:42 pm

Train bums

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/14/06 at 4:56 pm

Teeny-boppers who think the motorized carts in a store are for their sole enjoyment as bumper cars!

>:(
>:(
>:(
>:(
>:(
>:(
>:(

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/12/dark1.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/16/06 at 7:54 am

The inventor of the shopping trolley

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 09/16/06 at 10:41 am

people who must come to a complete stop before turning right, this off a major roadway, no
stop signs.

Also, the people who feel they have to veer left before turning right.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 09/16/06 at 2:14 pm

The Ohio State Football Coach. The score was 34 - 7  with 1:14 left in the game and
the OSU coach decided to kick a 52 yard field goal. Why, did they really need those
extra 3 points?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/18/06 at 4:36 pm

Jessica Simpson

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/18/06 at 4:38 pm

People who think sports are boring.  I don't get that and never will.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 09/18/06 at 4:38 pm


Jessica Simpson


Avril Lavigne, Lindsey Lohan...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 09/18/06 at 4:39 pm

[quote author=

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 09/18/06 at 4:42 pm


Sorry, I can't help that it never appealed to me.
I don't mind playing them, but watching them on tv puts me to sleep.....

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/18/06 at 4:45 pm


Sorry, I can't help that it never appealed to me.



Actually, I wasn't referring to you.  I was on AIM with someone at the time. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/18/06 at 4:54 pm


Avril Lavigne, Lindsey Lohan...


Don't forget Ashlee

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 09/18/06 at 5:14 pm

[quote author=

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/18/06 at 5:15 pm

Step Chan. ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 09/18/06 at 5:17 pm


Step Chan. ;)


You didn't have to capitalize chan.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/18/06 at 5:18 pm


You didn't have to capitalize chan.



ok Sorry. ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 09/18/06 at 5:26 pm


Don't forget Ashlee


I won't, unfortunatly.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/21/06 at 3:30 am

Howard, half the time...

The other half the time, he needs to be fwapped with matching baguettes!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Morton on 09/21/06 at 5:45 am

The woman who lives across the street who insists ON SHOUTING ALL THE TIME

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: GREEN67 on 09/21/06 at 6:17 am

:o my new neighbors upstairs...All they do is hump AALL the time and thier bed squeaks and shes a screamer.............I CANT GET ANY SLEEP!!!!!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/21/06 at 3:25 pm


Howard, half the time...

The other half the time, he needs to be fwapped with matching baguettes!


I think you need to be fwapped with Hot Soup

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/21/06 at 3:45 pm

Realtors - I swear they think they own the sun, moon and stars...  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 09/21/06 at 3:46 pm

Me?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 09/21/06 at 3:47 pm


Me?


You?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/21/06 at 3:48 pm


Me?



I think you need to be in the face with a catgirl

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/21/06 at 4:02 pm

The jackass in front of me at Target talking on the phone.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: GREEN67 on 09/21/06 at 9:33 pm

8) my nieghbors AGAIN....they are breaking in ev room and this afternoon it was above my 10 yr old daughter...she said " what are they doing mama?"....I said " Moving furniture"...LOL...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/22/06 at 1:35 am


8) my nieghbors AGAIN....they are breaking in ev room and this afternoon it was above my 10 yr old daughter...she said " what are they doing mama?"....I said " Moving furniture"...LOL...


It occurs to me that one of three things are causing this reaction with you:

1. Your lack of sleep is making you cranky.
2. The passion of your neighbors is stirring up long-forgotten feelings...
3. You think they need to be fwapped with a fish.

Which one?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: GREEN67 on 09/22/06 at 3:24 am


It occurs to me that one of three things are causing this reaction with you:

1. Your lack of sleep is making you cranky.
2. The passion of your neighbors is stirring up long-forgotten feelings...
3. You think they need to be fwapped with a fish.

Which one?
8) 1 and 3..I have Plenty of 2...lol..Maybe I should scream louder..HMMM

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 09/22/06 at 9:54 am

People who can't take "no" for an answer.  (Like the customer who wants to buy a piano that she can't afford and who will not hear me when I tell her, "All of our financing companies have denied your applications because you have a bankruptcy on your record."  She's still calling and bugging me about it.)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 09/22/06 at 1:16 pm

The a$$holes at etrade.  I've called 3 times to get information for my parents' refinance and I've been told 3 different things >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/22/06 at 1:50 pm

My brother, who lives in Portland, and has decided to divorce the rest of the family, because he won't take responsibility for anything in his life, yet wants all the credit if something good happens with him.

One problem he hasn't figured out: Drug addicts can't take positive credit for very much.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/22/06 at 3:02 pm

loud cell phone yappers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 09/22/06 at 5:00 pm

Alex Trebek, and anyone else, who uses "Military Intelligence" as an example of an oxymoron. This is
not an oxymoron, just a very old joke, and not a very funny one at that. So give it a rest and stop
using it.

While I'm on the subject, technically speaking, "Jumbo Shrimp" is not an oxymoron either. Shrimp in
this case does not refer to a size but to an animal. Jumbo Shrimp is no more an oxymoron than
"Miniature Collie" is.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/22/06 at 5:03 pm


Alex Trebek, and anyone else, who uses "Military Intelligence" as an example of an oxymoron. This is
not an oxymoron, just a very old joke, and not a very funny one at that. So give it a rest and stop
using it.

While I'm on the subject, technically speaking, "Jumbo Shrimp" is not an oxymoron either. Shrimp in
this case does not refer to a size but to an animal. Jumbo Shrimp is no more an oxymoron than
"Miniature Collie" is.



Jumbo Shrimp can be an oxymoron in that "shrimp" is usually used to described something short or little, jumbo used to describe something large.  So in reference to the animal "shrimp", it's not.....but it still counts.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 09/22/06 at 5:22 pm



Jumbo Shrimp can be an oxymoron in that "shrimp" is usually used to described something short or little, jumbo used to describe something large.  So in reference to the animal "shrimp", it's not.....but it still counts.


That is why I said Technically speaking. the words themselves are opposites thereby making it an oxymoron,
but it is in reference to Jumbo Tiger Shrimp, an animal.

I know Beth, I'm just splitting hairs, it's what I do best.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/24/06 at 9:21 am

Caddie Steve Williams for dropping Tiger Woods' 8 iron in the water at The Ryder Cup.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 09/25/06 at 9:35 am

Parents who think their kids are great at something and you have to sit and listen to them brag about how great they are and how much everyone else sucks.  I guess I'm just a realist.....I know my kid's not the worst, but he's certainly not the best and I'm not going to try and make it seem like he is.....if anything, I don't give him enough credit :-\\

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 09/25/06 at 12:52 pm


Alex Trebek, and anyone else, who uses "Military Intelligence" as an example of an oxymoron. This is
not an oxymoron, just a very old joke, and not a very funny one at that. So give it a rest and stop
using it.


'And military intelligence, two words combined that can't make sense, possibly I've seen too much, Hanger 18 I know too much.'  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/25/06 at 12:59 pm


Alex Trebek, and anyone else, who uses "Military Intelligence" as an example of an oxymoron. This is
not an oxymoron, just a very old joke, and not a very funny one at that. So give it a rest and stop
using it.

While I'm on the subject, technically speaking, "Jumbo Shrimp" is not an oxymoron either. Shrimp in
this case does not refer to a size but to an animal. Jumbo Shrimp is no more an oxymoron than
"Miniature Collie" is.


Ranks right up there with "Smarts Bombs", "Friendly Fire" and "Working Class", doesn't it?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 09/25/06 at 1:44 pm


Parents who think their kids are great at something and you have to sit and listen to them brag about how great they are and how much everyone else sucks.  I guess I'm just a realist.....I know my kid's not the worst, but he's certainly not the best and I'm not going to try and make it seem like he is.....if anything, I don't give him enough credit :-\\


Good point.  When I was tutoring special ed kids, I could've used a few dozen fish for the parents who insisted that their son or daughter would go to some ivy league college and have a professional career when it was obvious that their son or daughter had severe learning difficulties and didn't even care about college -- they just wanted help to get through high school and a glimmer of hope that their parents gave a darn about who they really were. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/25/06 at 2:22 pm

Mama K & CeeKay (and KKay, if she decides to join in):

There's a fine line between building one's self-confidence about one's kids and bragging.
While I agree with you about parents who incessantly boast about their own children's intelligence, don't mistake being self-confident with being too self-confident.

I know that personally, my own mother would tell stories about teachers dreading Parent/Teacher conferences. Apparently, the teachers were afraid that my mother was a Nobel Prize winner or something, because of the intelligence I tended to display in school.

Note: This is not boasting on myself- I've just always been this way.
And, while I have my moments of intellect, I do make some prize bones that Larry, the Cable Dork would smile at...*shudder*

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/25/06 at 3:19 pm

I should be hit in the face with a fish.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 09/25/06 at 5:10 pm


Mama K & CeeKay (and KKay, if she decides to join in):

There's a fine line between building one's self-confidence about one's kids and bragging.
While I agree with you about parents who incessantly boast about their own children's intelligence, don't mistake being self-confident with being too self-confident.

I know that personally, my own mother would tell stories about teachers dreading Parent/Teacher conferences. Apparently, the teachers were afraid that my mother was a Nobel Prize winner or something, because of the intelligence I tended to display in school.

Note: This is not boasting on myself- I've just always been this way.
And, while I have my moments of intellect, I do make some prize bones that Larry, the Cable Dork would smile at...*shudder*
I'm confused as to what you mean.  Why do I need to build self-confidence about my kids?  These are parents who blame everyone BUT their kid for their shortcomings.  Example:  one mom was telling about her son not making the travel baseball team.  Well, of course it wasn't that her son wasn't good enough to make the team, it was because there weren't enough spots open.  Now, mind you, the kids were nowhere close enough to be hearing this so it has nothing to do with building their self-confidence, it's all about the parents.  When it comes to my kids, I'm honest with them.  If they're not the best at something, I'm not going to tell them they are simply to make them feel better about themselves.....then again, I'm not going to tell them they're the worst, either.....If they're better, I'll tell them so, if not, I'm going to tell them that as well, but I'm going to explain to them that they need to practice more if they want to get better or whatever the case may be and that I will be there to help them if they want/need me to.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 09/25/06 at 5:13 pm



I think you need to be in the face with a catgirl


in the face of a catgirl.....

but not hit by one(it didn't say hit).

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 09/25/06 at 5:28 pm


Mama K & CeeKay (and KKay, if she decides to join in):

There's a fine line between building one's self-confidence about one's kids and bragging.
While I agree with you about parents who incessantly boast about their own children's intelligence, don't mistake being self-confident with being too self-confident.


Oh,  sure, I understand that.  But I'm talking about, ,for instance, a kid who is not making it and is trying his hardest and his dad saying, "My son will follow in my footsteps whether he likes it or not!"  And the son was not capable of following his father's academic footsteps and knew it.  The poor kid just needed a break.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 09/25/06 at 5:56 pm

Im glad to see this topic is back  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 09/25/06 at 7:12 pm


Good point.  When I was tutoring special ed kids, I could've used a few dozen fish for the parents who insisted that their son or daughter would go to some ivy league college and have a professional career when it was obvious that their son or daughter had severe learning difficulties and didn't even care about college -- they just wanted help to get through high school and a glimmer of hope that their parents gave a darn about who they really were. 
Was some of it maybe wishful thinking?  I have a friend with a severely disabled child who will talk about when he's driving and when he gets married and the odds are that he'll never even be able to speak or walk, much less drive a car. :( 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/25/06 at 7:20 pm

I think a lot of it is parents not wanting to really admit that these things will never happen for their child.  Our neighbors that live kitty-corner to us across the street have a developmentally disabled child and they are always going on and on about how she's going to medical school and she's getting her driver's license soon and she's moving out when she starts college....etc,.  No parent ever wants to admit to someone else or even themselves that their child will not lead the "normal" life that they want, so they project through the kid all the things they would have wanted them to do.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 09/25/06 at 7:20 pm

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Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/25/06 at 7:24 pm


No.  Wishful thinking is completely understandable. 



I never said it wasn't.  My parents do it to my sister and I all the time. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 09/25/06 at 9:55 pm


I should be hit in the face with a fish.


This is probably true, Howard. And I could probably use a good mackerel myself.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/26/06 at 5:52 pm


This is probably true, Howard. And I could probably use a good mackerel myself.



You mean smackerel... ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/26/06 at 7:31 pm



You mean smackerel... ;D



oh Howard....karma for your corny jokes!! LOL! ;D :D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 09/27/06 at 12:06 am

I just hit Howard in the face with some karmafish!  :D http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/27/06 at 1:04 am

Drinkers of Alcopops!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 09/27/06 at 3:36 am

I will probably have a whole list of people by the end of next week.  Uni term starts on Monday.

To start my list off I would like to have a large fish handy for anyone who doesn't use a zebra crossing properly.  People who cross it diagonally starting from somewhere tto the right of the crossing and finishing somewhere to the left, people who lurk somewhere in the vicinity but cross on the road and people who just step out to allow me to practice my emergency stop are all included.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: whistledog on 09/27/06 at 4:17 am

RheemO, though in his case, it has to be a frozen fish.  Make sure it does some damage

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 09/27/06 at 8:59 am


I will probably have a whole list of people by the end of next week.  Uni term starts on Monday.

To start my list off I would like to have a large fish handy for anyone who doesn't use a zebra crossing properly.  People who cross it diagonally starting from somewhere tto the right of the crossing and finishing somewhere to the left, people who lurk somewhere in the vicinity but cross on the road and people who just step out to allow me to practice my emergency stop are all included.
I'll give you the fish if you tell me what a "zebra crossing" is ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/27/06 at 3:49 pm

My ex-stepfather...even though yesterday, he got whacked over the head with a hammerfish, courtesy of a Judge...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/27/06 at 4:20 pm


I just hit Howard in the face with some karmafish!  :D http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif



That's going to leave a mark.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/27/06 at 4:20 pm

My sister.  Just because.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/27/06 at 4:21 pm


in the face of a catgirl.....

but not hit by one(it didn't say hit).




Yeah and I bet you do. ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 09/27/06 at 4:54 pm

The guy driving next to me who decided to be a goose. You know the type of person I'm
talking about, my exit was coming up and this guy was driving in the lane next to me, the
lane I needed to be in. He was staying right off my rear bumper, like geese in flight, I would
speed up to try to get in front of him, he would speed up and stayed right on my bumper.
So I slowed down to get behind him and sure enough, he slowed down and stayed right on
my rear bumper. He was driving me nuts, he would speed up slow down every time I did.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/27/06 at 4:55 pm


The guy driving next to me who decided to be a goose. You know the type of person I'm
talking about, my exit was coming up and this guy was driving in the lane next to me, the
lane I needed to be in. He was staying right off my rear bumper, like geese in flight, I would
speed up to try to get in front of him, he would speed up and stayed right on my bumper.
So I slowed down to get behind him and sure enough, he slowed down and stayed right on
my rear bumper. He was driving me nuts, he would speed up slow down every time I did.   >:(



I hate driving anymore due to rude drivers! >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/27/06 at 5:00 pm

Crowded Passengers >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 09/27/06 at 5:15 pm



I hate driving anymore due to rude drivers! >:(


It just seems to me that driving skills are completely out of the window. Too many people are driving
with an, "It's all about me," attitude. It seems no one has patience or courtesy anymore.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/27/06 at 5:16 pm


It just seems to me that driving skills are completely out of the window. Too many people are driving
with an, "It's all about me," attitude. It seems no one has patience or courtesy anymore.



oh I know!  People are so rude too...no courtesy or anything anymore. I hate whenever you wave someone to go ahead of you...and nowadays, people don't even wave thank you...I hate that, it's a pet peeve of mine.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: GREEN67 on 09/27/06 at 7:21 pm

Paris Hilton,,Gee, I have Sooo much Money, I am Famous!!!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: rich1981 on 09/27/06 at 9:29 pm

Spammers, especially certain guests.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 09/28/06 at 4:08 am


I'll give you the fish if you tell me what a "zebra crossing" is ;D


The Abbey Road album cover has a good picture of one.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/28/06 at 1:26 pm


The Abbey Road album cover has a good picture of one.


http://static.flickr.com/93/254401745_348082f0a9_m.jpg

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/28/06 at 3:43 pm


The Abbey Road album cover has a good picture of one.


So does the Ren & Stimpy album, "You Eediot!"

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 09/28/06 at 5:14 pm

I have a list today and it involves our local radio station. The station is running a promotion where
you can earn 100 dollars an hour. If you hear your name called at the top of the hour you have
10 minutes and 29 seconds to call in an earn the money. So my list starts of with all the morons
who call in during the 10:29 and say, "Did you call my name?"

The program director of said station who has to play 2-4 John Stinking Cougar songs every day.  >:(

The writer of a commercial they air on the station that states, "Act now and get a FREE GIFT."

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/28/06 at 5:59 pm


I have a list today and it involves our local radio station. The station is running a promotion where
you can earn 100 dollars an hour. If you hear your name called at the top of the hour you have
10 minutes and 29 seconds to call in an earn the money. So my list starts of with all the morons
who call in during the 10:29 and say, "Did you call my name?"

The program director of said station who has to play 2-4 John Stinking Cougar songs every day.  >:(

The writer of a commercial they air on the station that states, "Act now and get a FREE GIFT."



How about DJs who refuse to play a requested song, just because they don't like where you live?
(I say this, because I have a DJ story who was prejudiced against me for that sole reason.)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/28/06 at 6:02 pm


How about DJs who refuse to play a requested song, just because they don't like where you live?
(I say this, because I have a DJ story who was prejudiced against me for that sole reason.)



DJs don't have to play songs they're requested to play.  They aren't required to give you a reason, either.  Who cares if he didn't like where you live?  I've called in radio request shows over the years and asked for certain songs to be played and I've gotten tons of excuses for why they don't want to, and I've never accused anyone of being "prejudiced" against me.  It's a song request.....big whoop.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 09/28/06 at 6:07 pm



DJs don't have to play songs they're requested to play.  They aren't required to give you a reason, either.  Who cares if he didn't like where you live?  That seems like a silly reason to dislike someone.


That certainly IS a silly reason.
However, he later went on the air, and stated that "I have had about 30 requests for this song in the last half hour, and I notice that the majority of calls came from Oroville. Well, gang, this is a Chico station, and I don't like Oroville. Which means, I don't have to play any requests from there, if I don't want to. Everyone knows that Oroville sucks, and is full of nothing but druggies and old farts."

Now, honestly- if you were listening to a radio station, and you heard something like that on-the-air, what would YOU think?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 09/28/06 at 6:08 pm


That certainly IS a silly reason.
However, he later went on the air, and stated that "I have had about 30 requests for this song in the last half hour, and I notice that the majority of calls came from Oroville. Well, gang, this is a Chico station, and I don't like Oroville. Which means, I don't have to play any requests from there, if I don't want to. Everyone knows that Oroville sucks, and is full of nothing but druggies and old farts."

Now, honestly- if you were listening to a radio station, and you heard something like that on-the-air, what would YOU think?




I would think the guy's a crackpot and think no more of it. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/29/06 at 3:52 pm

Pigeons

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CeeKay on 09/29/06 at 3:54 pm


Pigeons


;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 09/29/06 at 4:18 pm


;D



They're always flying in everyone's faces all the time. ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/30/06 at 2:23 am


Pigeons
What out for the Bird Flu?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/01/06 at 5:17 am

"So, if Sunday, you're free, why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park?
And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two,
While we poison the pigeons in the park!"

-Tom Lehrer, "Poisoning Pigeons In the Park"

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 10/01/06 at 8:14 pm

Know who is ready for a Mackerel Makeover? Whomever came up with that God-Awful automated
phone system. Press 1 for this, press 2 for that. It drives me nuts, I want to talk to a person when
I have a problem. I'll give them an automated system, press 1 to be hit with a mackerel, press 2
to hit with a flounder.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/01/06 at 8:30 pm


"So, if Sunday, you're free, why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park?
And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two,
While we poison the pigeons in the park!"

-Tom Lehrer, "Poisoning Pigeons In the Park"


I have that song...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 10/01/06 at 8:33 pm

the Oakland Raiders, winless in 2006 with a 0-3 record to start their football season & I've been given a free ticket to go with my friend & see them on Oct 22, but I'm not a big fan, and don't care to go out & witness their suckiness in person, so I may politely decline the freebie offer.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: GREEN67 on 10/01/06 at 11:55 pm


Know who is ready for a Mackerel Makeover? Whomever came up with that God-Awful automated
phone system. Press 1 for this, press 2 for that. It drives me nuts, I want to talk to a person when
I have a problem. I'll give them an automated system, press 1 to be hit with a mackerel, press 2
to hit with a flounder.
8) Press 3, get eaten by a shark....I HATE that too...when you do get a person they dont know what the heck you are talking about!!!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: imadick on 10/02/06 at 5:06 am

My Co-worker --- Rita  :P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 10/02/06 at 6:49 am


Know who is ready for a Mackerel Makeover? Whomever came up with that God-Awful automated
phone system. Press 1 for this, press 2 for that. It drives me nuts, I want to talk to a person when
I have a problem. I'll give them an automated system, press 1 to be hit with a mackerel, press 2
to hit with a flounder.
http://gethuman.com/us/

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 6:53 am


http://gethuman.com/us/


That's just been forwarded to about 50 people.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 10/02/06 at 7:06 am


That's just been forwarded to about 50 people.
8)


Oh, and I've tried a few of them out and they DO work ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 10/02/06 at 7:11 am


8)


Oh, and I've tried a few of them out and they DO work ;)


Outstanding!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 10/02/06 at 9:54 am

the person who left the dirty cup outside my office door instead of washing it up.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 10/02/06 at 3:42 pm


What out for the Bird Flu?



yes definitely

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 10/02/06 at 4:51 pm

This fish to the face goes to fans of sports teams that steal other fans traditions:

Philadelphia Phillies fans who throw the opposing team's home run balls back onto the field, that tradition
belongs to the Chicago Cubs.

New York Jets fans whose chant spells out the team J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets, The Philadelphia Eagles
fans have been yelling E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles for as long as I can remember.

Atlanta Braves fans for that annoying tomahawk chop chant, that should stay with Florida State and I
really wish they would lose it.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/02/06 at 4:54 pm

Braves fans should get smacked in the face just for being Braves fans.  They're f*cking annoying.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/02/06 at 7:51 pm

People who call the classified department wanting a handyman. Sorry, you need to buy a paper to do that. We just print 'em up, woman!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: GREEN67 on 10/03/06 at 5:23 am

[quote author=

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/03/06 at 6:05 am

People who forget that pro sports are really just games  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: GREEN67 on 10/03/06 at 6:35 am


People who forget that pro sports are really just games  ::)
8) I know...But my husband got me hooked on college football..Ive seen him throw up when the Vols lose..its NOT pretty ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 10/03/06 at 7:26 am


People who forget that pro sports are really just games  ::)



When you're a die-hard fan, like myself and other people on this board.....it can be more than that to us.  We take these things seriously.  Just because you don't doesn't mean squat.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/03/06 at 12:10 pm


People who forget that pro sports are really just games  ::)


To be honest, I agree. I love my team passionately, but I am not going to be extreme about it.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 10/03/06 at 12:13 pm


People who forget that pro sports are really just games  ::)


Ouch, that fish hurt.

I've fought in the streets, taken brickings, bottles, glassings and any number of punches, shed blood and and tasted the grit for my teams.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 10/03/06 at 1:17 pm

People who walk their dogs and don't clean up after the mess. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/03/06 at 2:46 pm

[quote author=

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/03/06 at 2:52 pm


Ouch, that fish hurt.

I've fought in the streets, taken brickings, bottles, glassings and any number of punches, shed blood and and tasted the grit for my teams.


Jeez Louise, I'd recommend electro shock therapy, but you'd probably try to self administer and end up liking it way too much  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 10/03/06 at 3:11 pm


Jeez Louise, I'd recommend electro shock therapy, but you'd probably try to self administer and end up liking it way too much  ;D


Not at all.

I can see why you wouldn't understand. Here in Europe your team is your identity and your national team is the representative of your country. If somebody else encroaches on your turf or misrepresents your team than the situation must be rectified.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/03/06 at 3:12 pm


Not at all.

I can see why you wouldn't understand. Here in Europe your team is your identity and your national team is the representative of your country. If somebody else encroaches on your turf or misrepresents your team than the situation must be rectified.


It sounds more like war, than a game  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 10/03/06 at 3:16 pm


It sounds more like war, than a game  ;D


It is.. in a sense.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/03/06 at 3:23 pm


It is.. in a sense.


Well, I guess if there's no intentional death, then let the games begin  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/03/06 at 3:25 pm


Not at all.

I can see why you wouldn't understand. Here in Europe your team is your identity and your national team is the representative of your country. If somebody else encroaches on your turf or misrepresents your team than the situation must be rectified.


I've been over there(twice) and have seen the level of aggression displayed by fans, it is almost scary.  Then the next day the same people involved can be the most gentlemanly(it is 99.99 guys who act out) of men.  It is soooo weird.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 10/03/06 at 3:28 pm


Well, I guess if there's no intentional death, then let the games begin  ;D


There have been deaths but they are few and far between.

Some good examples include -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20000406/ai_n14298332


I've been over there(twice) and have seen the level of aggression displayed by fans, it is almost scary.  Then the next day the same people involved can be the most gentlemanly(it is 99.99 guys who act out) of men.  It is soooo weird.


It's just part of our culture. You live and die with your team.

I've been out in the streets with blokes and we've been fighting whatever, an hour later we'll have a beer.
It's just what's done.

There are those who object and that's fine, they can sit at home in their little suburban nightmares and jerk off over the Ikea catalouge all they want, I wont stop them, but I wont have them try and stop me supporting my team and doing what has to be done.

And thank you for pointing out what most people don't understand, 99.99% of people will be gentlemanly the next day.. it's all about blowing off steam and competing to see who's fans are the best. We were all disgusted with what happened in Turkey.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/03/06 at 3:32 pm


There have been deaths but they are few and far between.

Some good examples include -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heysel_Stadium_disaster
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillsborough_disaster
http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20000406/ai_n14298332

It's just part of our culture. You live and die with your team.

I've been out in the streets with blokes and we've been fighting whatever, an hour later we'll have a beer.
It's just what's done.

There are those who object and that's fine, they can sit at home in their little suburban nightmares and jerk off over the Ikea catalouge all they want, I wont stop them, but I wont have them try and stop me supporting my team and doing what has to be done.

And thank you for pointing out what most people don't understand, 99.99% of people will be gentlemanly the next day.. it's all about blowing off steam and competing to see who's fans are the best. We were all disgusted with what happened in Turkey.


I read about the 1985 disaster in a school textbook some years back. It was really sad! 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/03/06 at 3:33 pm




And thank you for pointing out what most people don't understand, 99.99% of people will be gentlemanly the next day.. it's all about blowing off steam and competing to see who's fans are the best.




Now that explains it more a bit.  While the players are competing to see who has the best team, the fans are conpeting to see who can be the most avid fan.  That adds a whole new dimension.  I still scratch my head in wonder at what goes on, but I do understand what is going on a bit more.  The fans over here haven't gotten to that level, but I can see it happening.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 10/03/06 at 3:36 pm


I read about the 1985 disaster in a school textbook some years back. It was really sad! 


More the fault of the Belgians than anything. Poor stadium, poor crowd control, poor response.


Now that explains it more a bit.  While the players are competing to see who has the best team, the fans are conpeting to see who can be the most avid fan.  That adds a whole new dimension.  I still scratch my head in wonder at what goes on, but I do understand what is going on a bit more.  The fans over here haven't gotten to that level, but I can see it happening.


Right, you hit the nail on the head and described it better than I could. (Too many blows to the head.)

Yeah, over in the states I'm a regular Bleacher Creature. Jermaine Dye, Jason Bay and Chipper Jones are on my hit list of players I've really pissed off.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/03/06 at 3:42 pm


More the fault of the Belgians than anything. Poor stadium, poor crowd control, poor response.

Right, you hit the nail on the head and described it better than I could. (Too many blows to the head.)

Yeah, over in the states I'm a regular Bleacher Creature. Jermaine Dye, Jason Bay and Chipper Jones are on my hit list of players I've really pissed off.


I think those sorts of things will get out of control for two reasons, 1) poor rulings over crowds and 2) poor crowds overruling. It takes two, as they say.

If time and money could afford, I'd probably be at more games and probably use my fists a bit more, but I have to get up at 7:30am and get to work and type.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 10/03/06 at 3:46 pm


I think those sorts of things will get out of control for two reasons, 1) poor rulings over crowds and 2) poor crowds overruling. It takes two, as they say.

If time and money could afford, I'd probably be at more games and probably use my fists a bit more, but I have to get up at 7:30am and get to work and type.  ;D


Yes it does take two.

Yeah, I get up at 6:45 and still manage it.. with about 10 pints as well.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/03/06 at 3:50 pm


Yes it does take two.

Yeah, I get up at 6:45 and still manage it.. with about 10 pints as well.  ;D


You're a well built man, Davey  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 10/03/06 at 3:53 pm


You're a well built man, Davey  ;)  ;D


I'd call myself a big bastard with a high alcohol tolerance.

But.. who am I to not take a compliment.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/03/06 at 3:54 pm


I'd call myself a big bastard with a high alcohol tolerance.

But.. who am I to not take a compliment.


Well, we've got to have a high tolerance for something  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 10/03/06 at 3:55 pm


Well, we've got to have a high tolerance for something  ;D


I won't ask what yours is.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 10/03/06 at 5:07 pm


People who forget that pro sports are really just games  ::)


I will agree to this statement to an extent, and I've added myself to this list many times, Pro sports
are just games and the players are overpaid for mediocre play. That being said, it is entertainment.
People find release from the daily grind in pro sports. Players on a given team come and go but it
is the fan who creates an identity with the team. It's the camaraderie the fans find with each other
going to the games that creates the excitement. It's a way for fans to become involved in the game
and maybe be a part of the outcome, at least we feel that way. When fans from another team takes
your identity it like they took your wallet. They stole from you, they came into your house and took what
was yours. That is why I said they needed a mackerel makeover. Look in any stadium, you will see people
from all age groups wearing the team colors. The Identity is handed down from generation to generation.
It is the one thing that remains a constant through out the years, championship or not, it is a passion.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 10/03/06 at 5:13 pm


I will agree to this statement to an extent, and I've added myself to this list many times, Pro sports
are just games and the players are overpaid for mediocre play. That being said, it is entertainment.
People find release from the daily grind in pro sports. Players on a given team come and go but it
is the fan who creates an identity with the team. It's the camaraderie the fans find with each other
going to the games that creates the excitement. It's a way for fans to become involved in the game
and maybe be a part of the outcome, at least we feel that way. When fans from another team takes
your identity it like they took your wallet. They stole from you, they came into your house and took what
was yours. That is why I said they needed a mackerel makeover. Look in any stadium, you will see people
from all age groups wearing the team colors. The Identity is handed down from generation to generation.
It is the one thing that remains a constant through out the years, championship or not, it is a passion.


Couldn't have said it better.

Big difference is that if another team steals something that is ours, whilst we're in the stadium we'll sing and chant and generally take the piss out of them and give them all sorts of abuse, then outside the stadium they'll get the shi.t kicked out of them.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/03/06 at 5:33 pm




People who think other people people need be hit in the face with a fish, who are just like the people that they think should be hit in the face with a fish.



Touche




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/03/06 at 5:51 pm


I will agree to this statement to an extent, and I've added myself to this list many times, Pro sports
are just games and the players are overpaid for mediocre play. That being said, it is entertainment.
People find release from the daily grind in pro sports. Players on a given team come and go but it
is the fan who creates an identity with the team. It's the camaraderie the fans find with each other
going to the games that creates the excitement. It's a way for fans to become involved in the game
and maybe be a part of the outcome, at least we feel that way. When fans from another team takes
your identity it like they took your wallet. They stole from you, they came into your house and took what
was yours. That is why I said they needed a mackerel makeover. Look in any stadium, you will see people
from all age groups wearing the team colors. The Identity is handed down from generation to generation.
It is the one thing that remains a constant through out the years, championship or not, it is a passion.


Don't get me wrong, I go to games, I watch games, I cheer, get excited waiting for a basket, a hit, a touchdown, and jump up and down and cheer, and have a good time.  I absolutely love watching a good game, but some take it to the great beyond.  It is one thing to be a fan and another to be a sportsman.  A fan loves the team, a sportsman the game.  A sportsman will appreciate good team, and a good game, and can route for their own team without feeling it necessary to degrade other teams, not enough of that these days.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/05/06 at 4:29 am

Certain "users" who sign on, for the sole purpose of spamming useless porno sites, and whose sole intention is to see how many people they can shock or piss off, in the first few minutes.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/05/06 at 4:34 am



Certain "users" who sign on, for the sole purpose of spamming useless porno sites, and whose sole intention is to see how many people they can shock or piss off, in the first few minutes.



Can you imagine what their real lives must be like?  Pretty sad if you ask me.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/05/06 at 4:43 am


Can you imagine what their real lives must be like?  Pretty sad if you ask me.


Kinda reminds me of a young man I used to know, named "Andy".

This one was about 4 years older than me, and his whole purpose in life was asking, "What's this red spot on my butt?" He then proceeded to show it to whoever would look at it. Pathetic.

He was later dubbed "Firefly", when it was proven that he was videotaping himself with the following items:
-A 12-battery Mag-Lite
-A tube of K-Y Jelly
-Shoestrings
-A rubber duck, with the mouth cut wide
-Pringles Potato Chips

Most of this is gross enough, but I used to LOVE Pringle's!
I can't even look at them now...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/05/06 at 4:47 am

^LOL  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: whistledog on 10/05/06 at 4:47 am


Certain "users" who sign on, for the sole purpose of spamming useless porno sites, and whose sole intention is to see how many people they can shock or piss off, in the first few minutes.


said person spent like 5 hours spamming everyone

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/05/06 at 5:05 am


said person spent like 5 hours spamming everyone


Utterly pathetic...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 10/05/06 at 5:38 am


Certain "users" who sign on, for the sole purpose of spamming useless porno sites, and whose sole intention is to see how many people they can shock or piss off, in the first few minutes.


http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/05/06 at 12:05 pm


Certain "users" who sign on, for the sole purpose of spamming useless porno sites, and whose sole intention is to see how many people they can shock or piss off, in the first few minutes.
Pass the fish around, we can all have a go too!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/05/06 at 12:20 pm

http://alibi.com.mk/FILES/PUBLIC/CONTENT/3268726750843858306100511151_FILES/Jaws-Burgov%201.jpg

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 10/06/06 at 5:03 pm

People who trash public restrooms. I don't know how it is for womans room but mens rooms
are disgusting. I have to ask these people, Do you piss on the seat at home? Do you throw
toiletpaper all over your own floor? Worst of all, Do you wipe boogers all over your bathroom
walls? Know what it's like standing there at a urinal staring at a wall full of boogers? ugh!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/06/06 at 8:16 pm


People who trash public restrooms. I don't know how it is for womans room but mens rooms
are disgusting. I have to ask these people, Do you piss on the seat at home? Do you throw
toiletpaper all over your own floor? Worst of all, Do you wipe boogers all over your bathroom
walls? Know what it's like standing there at a urinal staring at a wall full of boogers? ugh!



that is so gross! People have absolutely no manners at all...and believe me...the women's bathroom is just as gross sometimes!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: GoodRedShirt on 10/06/06 at 8:53 pm

I swear people leave all sense of manners or respect at the door as they leave their house. Seriously, the streets are not your rubbish bin, spitting on the footpath is not cool, I won't mention public toilet ettique as that was just mentioned, people who speed past you only to catch up with them at the lights, whistling or yelling at randoms on the street just proves you're an idiotic moron, people who walk slow, groups of people who walk in a line covering the entire footpath then look at you funny when you want to pass them, people on cellphones, the list can go on...

^ all need to be slapped by a very large, very painful fish.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 10/06/06 at 9:10 pm

Slap them with a puffer fish!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Jessica on 10/06/06 at 9:13 pm


People who trash public restrooms. I don't know how it is for womans room but mens rooms
are disgusting. I have to ask these people, Do you piss on the seat at home? Do you throw
toiletpaper all over your own floor? Worst of all, Do you wipe boogers all over your bathroom
walls? Know what it's like standing there at a urinal staring at a wall full of boogers? ugh!


They are. I used to work at Target and they were too cheap to hire people to clean the restrooms, so cashiers had to clean them. I remember coming in to work one day and everyone was disgusted because some woman had taken a dump and then proceeded to smear it ALL OVER the walls, sinks, mirrors, etc. I was just glad I didn't have to deal with it. :P

But yeah, the women are pigs as well. Used toilet paper, tampons, dirty diapers, no flushing....ugh.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Wiffle on 10/07/06 at 1:38 am

Women who go into a public restroom stall and think they are too good to sit on the seat, so they sprinkle urine all over the seat and leave it there for everyone else.

I would guess that about 50% of them don't wash their hands either.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/uzi.gif

Oh wait, I mean  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/06 at 1:42 am


Women who go into a public restroom stall and think they are too good to sit on the seat, so they sprinkle urine all over the seat and leave it there for everyone else.

I would guess that about 50% of them don't wash their hands either.

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/uzi.gif

Oh wait, I mean  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif
I would not know.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 10/09/06 at 6:02 pm

wackos who talk to newspapers ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: spaceace on 10/09/06 at 6:10 pm

Loud people who own cell phones.  When you're on the bus with them, there's no escape.  Annoying sales people. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 10/09/06 at 6:27 pm


Loud people who own cell phones.  When you're on the bus with them, there's no escape.  Annoying sales people. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif



I feel your pain SA. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: spaceace on 10/09/06 at 6:31 pm

That really should be illegal!!! :P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 10/09/06 at 6:47 pm


That really should be illegal!!! :P



being hit in the face with a fish

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: spaceace on 10/09/06 at 6:49 pm

No.  Loud people with cell phones on buses.  Hitting people in the face with a fish should be mandatory in some situations. :)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/10/06 at 2:13 am


No.  Loud people with cell phones on buses.  Hitting people in the face with a fish should be mandatory in some situations. :)
Which brings us back to the bus driver has fish ready for the occasion.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 10/10/06 at 7:02 am


Women who go into a public restroom stall and think they are too good to sit on the seat, so they sprinkle urine all over the seat and leave it there for everyone else.

I would guess that about 50% of them don't wash their hands either.


Oh wait, I mean  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif
That's why I always have anti-bacterial wipes with me.  ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: spaceace on 10/10/06 at 9:10 pm

If this were a perfect world we wouldn't be forced to hit people in the face with a fish.  Unfortunately we do not live in a perfect world.  So aim well, and make it count!! http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/11/06 at 12:07 am

Anyone who calls at 3 in the morning just to ask you a truly stupid question, such as "Do you have any condoms?"

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 10/11/06 at 3:42 am


Anyone who calls at 3 in the morning just to ask you a truly stupid question, such as "Do you have any condoms?"


Maybe he was about to score but realised he didn't have the necessary and thought you'd be a likely source?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/11/06 at 5:37 am


Anyone who calls at 3 in the morning just to ask you a truly stupid question, such as "Do you have any condoms?"


A "he" or a "she"? For their own use, or yours, or mutual?  This may have been an opportunity  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/11/06 at 2:49 pm


Anyone who calls at 3 in the morning just to ask you a truly stupid question, such as "Do you have any condoms?"
Tell them that the chemists are closed and then slap with the fish.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/11/06 at 3:02 pm

That little man that some people consider the President of the United States, but is actually a petty, mean spirited, buffoon.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 10/11/06 at 3:05 pm


That little man that some people consider the President of the United States, but is actually a petty, mean spirited, buffoon.


I agree, you getting an applaud.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 10/11/06 at 4:08 pm

Barbara Streisand, telling an audience member to "Shut the F@#K up." People pay hundreds
of dollars to hear her sing, not to hear her political views. Barbara, your an entertainer, so
entertain, leave the politics at home.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 10/11/06 at 4:33 pm

Men who put too much aftershave/cologne. I had a man walk in about 2 hours ago with a decent smelling cologne but he must have poured the whole bottle on every inch of his body.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/11/06 at 4:55 pm


That little man that some people consider the President of the United States, but is actually a petty, mean spirited, buffoon.



That's putting it very kindly. I would use some "stronger" terms.  ;)




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/11/06 at 5:06 pm


Barbara Streisand, telling an audience member to "Shut the F@#K up." People pay hundreds
of dollars to hear her sing, not to hear her political views. Barbara, your an entertainer, so
entertain, leave the politics at home.


The guy had been heckling her, the crowd was sick of him, they applauded her.  Everyone going to a Streisand concert knows she is political. This is America, and this is her show, if you don't want to hear it don't buy a ticket.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 10/11/06 at 6:35 pm


The guy had been heckling her, the crowd was sick of him, they applauded her.  Everyone going to a Streisand concert knows she is political. This is America, and this is her show, if you don't want to hear it don't buy a ticket.


If people are paying 800 dollars to she her put on some stupid skit with a George Bush Impersonator
then they are the ones who need to be hit with a fish.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 10/11/06 at 6:40 pm


If people are paying 800 dollars to she her put on some stupid skit with a George Bush Impersonator
then they are the ones who need to be hit with a fish.
If I pay $800 to see ANYTHING, I'd better get dinner, drinks and "a big O" out of the deal ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/12/06 at 4:15 am

If Barbra Streisand gets the fish for being political, then so do the following:

-Don Henley
-Michael Stipe (REM)
-Pete Townshed (The Who)
-Henry Rollins (formerly of Black Flag)
-Jello Biafra (Dead Kennedys, PigFace, Lard, Butt Trumpet)
-Paul Revere (The Raiders)
-Tom Robinson
-Linda Ronstadt
-Danny Elfman (Oingo Boingo)
-Melissa Etheridge
-Fee Waybill (The Tubes)
-Wayne Hamilton (Salsa Bella)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/12/06 at 4:36 am


If Barbra Streisand gets the fish for being political, then so do the following:

-Don Henley
-Michael Stipe (REM)
-Pete Townshed (The Who)
-Henry Rollins (formerly of Black Flag)
-Jello Biafra (Dead Kennedys, PigFace, Lard, Butt Trumpet)
-Paul Revere (The Raiders)
-Tom Robinson
-Linda Ronstadt
-Danny Elfman (Oingo Boingo)
-Melissa Etheridge
-Fee Waybill (The Tubes)
-Wayne Hamilton (Salsa Bella)


Just to name a few

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/12/06 at 4:47 am


Just to name a few


You DO realize who that last one is, don'tcha??

:D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 10/12/06 at 5:04 am


You DO realize who that last one is, don'tcha??

:D


But people aren't paying $800 to listen to him are they?


(unless there's something you're not telling us?)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/12/06 at 5:30 am


But people aren't paying $800 to listen to him are they?


(unless there's something you're not telling us?)


You saying our own ain't worth 800



You DO realize who that last one is, don'tcha??

:D


My meaning is that these are political people that people don't think twice about paying for, but then a lot of what they say goes right over the heads of some of them. You left out a huge star.

Bono

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 10/12/06 at 6:05 am


You saying our own ain't worth 800

My meaning is that these are political people that people don't think twice about paying for, but then a lot of what they say goes right over the heads of some of them. You left out a huge star.

Bono




Danoota&me

The Wayne Hamilton that Hawk put on his list is Hawk's real name

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/12/06 at 6:32 am


Danoota&me

The Wayne Hamilton that Hawk put on his list is Hawk's real name



Yes and I think like the others he has every right to be as political as he wants when he plays, just like the others.  And I'm sure we all think he is worth $800 a ticket.  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 10/12/06 at 7:15 am


If people are paying 800 dollars to she her put on some stupid skit with a George Bush Impersonator
then they are the ones who need to be hit with a fish.
I'd much rather pay $800 to see that than $800 to see "the real thing" ;)

I still think anyone who'd pay $800 to see ANY performer should be slapped with a fish.....I can think of MUCH better things to do with $800...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 10/12/06 at 9:37 am




I still think anyone who'd pay $800 to see ANY performer should be slapped with a fish.....I can think of MUCH better things to do with $800...




I'm with you, Mama !

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/12/06 at 1:49 pm

I concur!

BTW, I am not too terribly political when I play, unless the song I am doing @ the time is political, in nature.

I try to be more of a performer/entertainer than a soapbox jockey.
Besides, anyone paying me $800 just to see me would probably be cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, and is quite possibly affiliated with George Bush Jr. anyway.

(Has anyone attempted to adjust the babblefish in his ear?)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 10/12/06 at 8:22 pm

people who stand in the middle of an isle (at a store) and talk with someone that they happened to run into that they know. I hate this! Tonight we were shopping and there were these people who were talking...and they took up the entire isle...and would not move, even when it was clear that people were trying to get through. ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 10/12/06 at 8:23 pm

People who call and hang up!  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: KKay on 10/12/06 at 8:45 pm

people that have to one up you when it comes to bad news.

"my car broke down."
"that's nothing! my mailman's cousin was bitten by a dog the day he found out he had cancer and then had to walk home..UPHILL!"

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 10/13/06 at 2:05 am


people that have to one up you when it comes to bad news.

"my car broke down."
"that's nothing! my mailman's cousin was bitten by a dog the day he found out he had cancer and then had to walk home..UPHILL!"


KKay, I have found the ultimate line, that no one seems to be prepared for.
The next time you run into this problem, use this phrase:

"I have you all beat...I exist."

PWNTBHITFWAF: The old Canadian b'st**d who sold me a lemon Blazer, who makes sexual connotations about my wife, and refuses to help with fixing my transmission, all the while insulting me.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Gis on 10/17/06 at 8:17 am

Someone, who shall remain nameless who is really irritating me at the moment arrogant t*sser.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 10/17/06 at 9:02 am


KKay, I have found the ultimate line, that no one seems to be prepared for.
The next time you run into this problem, use this phrase:

"I have you all beat...I exist."

PWNTBHITFWAF: The old Canadian b'st**d who sold me a lemon Blazer, who makes sexual connotations about my wife, and refuses to help with fixing my transmission, all the while insulting me.
Hate to tell you this, but if it was a private sale and there's no warranty, you're SOL in getting him to help fix the tranny.....unless specifically stated, a used car sale by a private party is an "as is" sale :-\\

Right now, there are a few people I'd like to slap in the face with a fish....namely those who ask stupid questions over and over again......I've explained something to the scout parents TWICE and got 3 calls/emails yesterday from different people asking if they had to do something.....I already said "If you've already done it, you don't have to do it again" TWICE, people, pull your heads out of your behinds >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 11/05/06 at 1:52 pm

This is professional football related:

The defensive player who does a dance after a tackle when, his team is losing and the offense just
marched 80 yards down the field.

The offensive player who signals first down and does a little dance when his team is losing and it's the
first ball he's caught all day.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/06/06 at 4:39 pm

crowded passengers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/06/06 at 6:23 pm


crowded passengers


How does a passenger get crowded?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Jessica on 11/06/06 at 9:34 pm


How does a passenger get crowded?


I don't know, but it must be entertaining to watch.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/07/06 at 2:04 pm


I don't know, but it must be entertaining to watch.



When the bus is full and I keep getting bumped into.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 11/07/06 at 4:13 pm



When the bus is full and I keep getting bumped into.  >:(
So, since you're technically the "crowded passenger", you're going to hit yourself in the face with a fish? ???


I'd like to slap the guy in my Lit class who thinks he's smarter than everyone else and takes every opportunity to say so by saying "No, s/he's wrong.  {insert author's name here} meant {exactly opposite of what someone-usually me-says}" ::)  He's also the one who totally tried to rip apart my opening paragraph so I don't pay much attention to what he says, but I'd like to go to just one class where he isn't on his "I'm right, you're wrong" trip >:(  He reminds me of my husband at times ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Rice_Cube on 11/07/06 at 6:53 pm


I'd like to slap the guy in my Lit class who thinks he's smarter than everyone else and takes every opportunity to say so by saying "No, s/he's wrong.  {insert author's name here} meant {exactly opposite of what someone-usually me-says}" ::)  He's also the one who totally tried to rip apart my opening paragraph so I don't pay much attention to what he says, but I'd like to go to just one class where he isn't on his "I'm right, you're wrong" trip >:(  He reminds me of my husband at times ::)


Ah yes...THOSE people :P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/07/06 at 7:38 pm

Whoever decides that physically-challenged people shouldn't be allowed on reality shows.

I am getting ready to apply for "The Amazing Race", and I have been told by almost everyone I know that I shouldn't even try it, because nobody will let a "disabled" person on the show.

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Jessica on 11/07/06 at 7:43 pm


Whoever decides that physically-challenged people shouldn't be allowed on reality shows.

I am getting ready to apply for "The Amazing Race", and I have been told by almost everyone I know that I shouldn't even try it, because nobody will let a "disabled" person on the show.

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(


Wow, that is just f*cking ignorant of them. And rude.

Good luck with that. You're braver than I am. ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/07/06 at 7:44 pm


Whoever decides that physically-challenged people shouldn't be allowed on reality shows.

I am getting ready to apply for "The Amazing Race", and I have been told by almost everyone I know that I shouldn't even try it, because nobody will let a "disabled" person on the show.

>:( >:( >:( >:( >:(



excuse my French, but who the hell told you that? That is SO wrong on SO many different levels. There have been people with disabilities on reality shows before....I remember that one girl who was on Survivor, and she was deaf...and nobody even realized she was until she told them. I say GO FOR IT Wayne....don't let others negative comments get in the way of your dreams! ;) :)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/08/06 at 5:22 pm


So, since you're technically the "crowded passenger", you're going to hit yourself in the face with a fish? ???


I'd like to slap the guy in my Lit class who thinks he's smarter than everyone else and takes every opportunity to say so by saying "No, s/he's wrong.  {insert author's name here} meant {exactly opposite of what someone-usually me-says}" ::)  He's also the one who totally tried to rip apart my opening paragraph so I don't pay much attention to what he says, but I'd like to go to just one class where he isn't on his "I'm right, you're wrong" trip >:(  He reminds me of my husband at times ::)



Yes. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/09/06 at 5:10 am


Wow, that is just f*cking ignorant of them. And rude.

Good luck with that. You're braver than I am. ;D




excuse my French, but who the hell told you that? That is SO wrong on SO many different levels. There have been people with disabilities on reality shows before....I remember that one girl who was on Survivor, and she was deaf...and nobody even realized she was until she told them. I say GO FOR IT Wayne....don't let others negative comments get in the way of your dreams! ;) :)


Thanks for the votes of confidence.

I have been viewing the past "Amazing Races" on the GSN.
On the one I'm watching (5), there was a team comprised of a short person, or 'midget', and her full-sized cousin.

They were eliminated about halfway through.

I noticed that there have been no reality series where anyone who uses a wheelchair is involved.
Since I have to use assistory devices rather often, including wheelchairs, I don't see why not.
I think Melissa & I could at least give 'em hell, if not win the bleedin' thing!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/09/06 at 5:11 am

My sister....she's making entirely too much noise for this early in the morning.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 11/09/06 at 6:30 am


On the one I'm watching (5), there was a team comprised of a short person, or 'midget', and her full-sized cousin.

Hawk, they prefer "Little person", not "short person".

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 11/09/06 at 6:54 am


Hawk, they prefer "Little person", not "short person".


Ok.. you need hitting with the fish.

I hate the PC attitude that causes people to make comments like this. Nothing toward you Kim, you know that.. but it grates on me when people say "Ooh they don't like being called that." They... they! I just figure, if somebody dosen't like it, then they can say so for themselves. It's almost like going up to a group of black guys and saying "Hey, I didn't know you people came through this area." at least it seems like that to me.

Once again Kim, nothing untowards you with that statement.  ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 11/09/06 at 7:29 am



I noticed that there have been no reality series where anyone who uses a wheelchair is involved.
Since I have to use assistory devices rather often, including wheelchairs, I don't see why not.
I think Melissa & I could at least give 'em hell, if not win the bleedin' thing!


Wheelchair user Kerry MacGregor made it into the final twelve in this year's X Factor here in the UK.  She was voted off a couple of weeks ago.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 11/09/06 at 7:50 am


Ok.. you need hitting with the fish.

I hate the PC attitude that causes people to make comments like this. Nothing toward you Kim, you know that.. but it grates on me when people say "Ooh they don't like being called that." They... they! I just figure, if somebody dosen't like it, then they can say so for themselves. It's almost like going up to a group of black guys and saying "Hey, I didn't know you people came through this area." at least it seems like that to me.

Once again Kim, nothing untowards you with that statement.  ;)
No offense taken :)  I just figured I'd try to state it nicely before someone else jumped down his throat for saying it.  I don't know if you've ever seen the show "Little People, Big World", but that's what they say on there and their "national group" is called "Little People of America". ;) 

You know we cool 8)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 11/09/06 at 8:05 am


No offense taken :)  I just figured I'd try to state it nicely before someone else jumped down his throat for saying it.  I don't know if you've ever seen the show "Little People, Big World", but that's what they say on there and their "national group" is called "Little People of America". ;) 

You know we cool 8)


I thought little people of america was what the splinter cell of the boy scouts was called?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 11/09/06 at 8:15 am


I thought little people of america was what the splinter cell of the boy scouts was called?
no, that's "NAMBLA" ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 11/09/06 at 8:35 am


no, that's "NAMBLA" ;D


Ah yes, the National Association for the prevention of Malaria, Bubolic Plague, Lesotho Fever and Aids.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/09/06 at 8:40 am


Ah yes, the National Association for the prevention of Malaria, Bubolic Plague, Lesotho Fever and Aids.



They do amazing work.  I'm organizing a charity drive for them next month.  We're even having a fancy dress ball.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 11/09/06 at 8:41 am



They do amazing work.  I'm organizing a charity drive for them next month.  We're even having a fancy dress ball.


.. you work with NAMBLA too huh.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/09/06 at 8:43 am


.. you work with NAMBLA too huh.



You mean the National Association for the prevention of Malaria, Bubonic Plague, Lesotho Fever and AIDS?  Yes.  I don't know what other association you would be referring to....... :-P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 11/09/06 at 10:21 am

My whole school board. for making us go to school on monday to have the rest of the week off. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 11/09/06 at 10:26 am


My whole school board. for making us go to school on monday to have the rest of the week off. >:(



Why do you have the rest of next week off?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 11/09/06 at 10:27 am

well we had tuseday off for the election, then i thing weds,thurs,and friday
were for the state to make sure our school is safe or something?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/09/06 at 1:38 pm

The person that pulled the plug on the Deer Cam.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/09/06 at 2:34 pm


The person that pulled the plug on the Deer Cam.



Who did it?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/09/06 at 2:35 pm



Who did it?



hmmm....we don't exactly know...but are suspecting the furry creatures that like to frolick in front of it. ;D :D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/09/06 at 2:36 pm



hmmm....we don't exactly know...but are suspecting the furry creatures that like to frolick in front of it. ;D :D



tell them to get out of the way

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/09/06 at 2:37 pm



tell them to get out of the way



I think they are playing tricks on us! ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/09/06 at 2:38 pm



I think they are playing tricks on us! ;D




Maybe the squirrel is chewing on the wire. :o

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/09/06 at 2:40 pm




Maybe the squirrel is chewing on the wire. :o



hmmm...it's a possibility...I did see him acting quite suspicious the other day! :D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/09/06 at 2:41 pm



hmmm...it's a possibility...I did see him acting quite suspicious the other day! :D



Fried squirrel ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/09/06 at 6:59 pm

Anyone here ever see "Bambi Meets Godzilla"?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 11/09/06 at 9:53 pm

my friend who complains in one breath that she has no money, but in the next is saying what she's been spending it on (none of which are "necessities") ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/09/06 at 10:24 pm

People whose sole purpose in life is to pontify themselves, by reducing other people's self-esteems and beliefs to the proverbial compost heap.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/09/06 at 10:25 pm

HawktheSlayer.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/10/06 at 3:58 pm


HawktheSlayer.



Meat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/10/06 at 4:56 pm

the stupid azz potheads next door. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/10/06 at 4:58 pm


the stupid azz potheads next door. >:(


XD I saw that one coming. But, yanno, it's be really funny if you just went up and hit them with a smoked trout, or something. I think you should do it! >:-}D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/10/06 at 5:00 pm


XD I saw that one coming. But, yanno, it's be really funny if you just went up and hit them with a smoked trout, or something. I think you should do it! >:-}D



that would pretty much be hilarious! I could just see it now! hahaha! ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Jessica on 11/10/06 at 9:28 pm

The dumbf*ck who was weaving in and out of traffic tonight, while a nasty storm was going on.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/11/06 at 2:56 am


The dumbf*ck who was weaving in and out of traffic tonight, while a nasty storm was going on.
Did you catch the car number plate?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/13/06 at 4:56 pm

Meat!, for wanting to hit me with one.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 5:04 pm

Everyone who dare invades my personal space. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cussing.gif  Use your own terminology!!!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/13/06 at 5:05 pm

Whoever just invaded Spaceace's personal space!

(The cads!)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 5:08 pm

Well, it was someone who goes to church with my Mother.  I hadn't seen this woman in 20 years.  Heck I didn't like her then either!! >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/13/06 at 5:08 pm


Everyone who dare invades my personal space. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/cussing.gif  Use your own terminology!!!


Am I going to be hit with one?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/13/06 at 5:09 pm


Well, it was someone who goes to church with my Mother.  I hadn't seen this woman in 20 years.  Heck I didn't like her then either!! >:(


I know the feeling. I have similar feelings about an old H.S. English teacher.
But then, I don't know of anyone who liked her!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 5:16 pm


Am I going to be hit with one?

No.  I refuse to hit someone who doesn't deserve it.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 5:19 pm


I know the feeling. I have similar feelings about an old H.S. English teacher.
But then, I don't know of anyone who liked her!

I don't know why, but it just makes you want to vomit.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/13/06 at 5:23 pm


I don't know why, but it just makes you want to vomit.


Understood, my friend.
May I suggest Blammo's New Chernobyl Atomic Blowfish?

Just one smack, and you'll detonate the wrinkles off the old lady!
Ooh-la-la, fa-BOOM!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/13/06 at 5:30 pm


No.  I refuse to hit someone who doesn't deserve it.


That's Ok,I'll hit myself with one.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 5:30 pm

Oh, super cool.  Just for those special occasions.  Unfortunately I have to wait till tommorrow to give you karma. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif  I love tech improvements!! :)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/13/06 at 5:31 pm


Oh, super cool.  Just for those special occasions.  Unfortunately I have to wait till tommorrow to give you karma. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/splat.gif  I love tech improvements!! :)


why tomorrow?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 5:33 pm


That's Ok,I'll hit myself with one.
Stop it you Moron.  Don't waste your precious energy.  Rush Limbaugh still needs to be hit!!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 5:34 pm


why tomorrow?

I tried, I have to wait 24 hours. :P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/13/06 at 5:35 pm


I tried, I have to wait 24 hours. :P


24 hours to give karma,bullcrap! >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 5:37 pm


24 hours to give karma,bullcrap! >:(

I tried, jeez, honest.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/13/06 at 5:39 pm


Stop it you Moron.  Don't waste your precious energy.  Rush Limbaugh still needs to be hit!!


A shark is more like it

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: spaceace on 11/13/06 at 5:43 pm

I agree, aim well!!! :)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 11/22/06 at 3:24 pm

My cat.  She is just being a pest today!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/22/06 at 3:50 pm

david blaine

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/22/06 at 4:17 pm

Vaughn...he's being a total crab today! >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/22/06 at 4:44 pm


Vaughn...he's being a total crab today! >:(


Why would you hit him?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 11/22/06 at 6:35 pm


24 hours to give karma,bullcrap! >:(
Yes, Howard, if you've given someone karma in the past 24 hours, the system won't let you give it again.....try it, you'll see.


Oh, and I'm going to smack your job coach with a fish to get his ass in gear....

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: ultraviolet52 on 11/22/06 at 7:42 pm

Customers who call 10 minutes before 6pm (our closing time) on Thanksgiving  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 11/22/06 at 7:54 pm


Why would you hit him?



I wasn't being serious...I wouldn't seriously hit Vaughn in the face. ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/22/06 at 8:51 pm



I wasn't being serious...I wouldn't seriously hit Vaughn in the face. ::)


DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE CPA!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/23/06 at 7:59 am


Yes, Howard, if you've given someone karma in the past 24 hours, the system won't let you give it again.....try it, you'll see.


Oh, and I'm going to smack your job coach with a fish to get his ass in gear....


Let me hit him for you. ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/23/06 at 8:00 am



I wasn't being serious...I wouldn't seriously hit Vaughn in the face. ::)


I know I was just teasing you.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: deadrockstar on 11/27/06 at 1:47 pm

Immature people who still gang up on and tease a person like they're still high schoolers! Nothing ever changes, I swear to god.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 11/27/06 at 5:15 pm

Howard, for making his new theme song "Obsession".

(I liked his old one better..."I Wanna Be An 'Au Bon Pain' Worker".)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 11/27/06 at 6:16 pm


Howard, for making his new theme song "Obsession".

(I liked his old one better..."I Wanna Be An 'Au Bon Pain' Worker".)


HA! Thanks Man. ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/07/07 at 9:20 am

the mother of the 300+ lb 5 year old girl that they featured on the news show: The Insider. I mean....what does it take to stop force feeding your child, when they end up being as big at 300+ lbs at the age of 5? This is pure child abuse, if you ask me.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/07/07 at 3:15 pm

My Job Coach

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/07/07 at 3:16 pm


the mother of the 300+ lb 5 year old girl that they featured on the news show: The Insider. I mean....what does it take to stop force feeding your child, when they end up being as big at 300+ lbs at the age of 5? This is pure child abuse, if you ask me.



The child should be removed from the home and the mother should be charged with child endangerment, child abuse and whatever else they can think to tack on.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/07/07 at 3:36 pm

Kevin Federline

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 02/07/07 at 11:57 pm



The child should be removed from the home and the mother should be charged with child endangerment, child abuse and whatever else they can think to tack on.


yes, I agree.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/08/07 at 2:51 pm

The IPod people ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/16/07 at 12:41 pm

The person who plowed (and he has a tractor-type thing) the sidewalks in our town. Yesterday, after busting our butts clearing out our car-paying some guy $20 to plow, the town came through and blocked us in AGAIN!!!!  >:( >:( >:( >:(  We called the town but they never did come and replow us out so Carlos went out there with the new snowblower to RE-DO the thing AGAIN!!!




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/16/07 at 2:46 pm

Sanatation who don't know how to plow on time.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 02/16/07 at 2:53 pm

Can I hit my car (which still isn't running after spending $300 fixing it) in the grill with a fish?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/16/07 at 3:23 pm


Can I hit my car (which still isn't running after spending $300 fixing it) in the grill with a fish?


What kind of fish?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: lorac61469 on 02/16/07 at 3:25 pm


What kind of fish?


A CARp?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/16/07 at 3:27 pm


A CARp?




Oooh, Bad! Bad!  ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/16/07 at 3:28 pm


A CARp?



Oh,Good One Lorac.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 02/16/07 at 3:52 pm


A CARp?


Oh that was a good one!  Very very clever.

Actually, I have a van, so maybe I can just hit it with some Van deKamp brand frozen fish?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/25/07 at 1:27 am

whoever put rat poison in the cat and dog foods.. (I was thinking about hitting them in the face with a shark or phirrana)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/25/07 at 5:16 pm

Bad Bus Drivers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/25/07 at 5:16 pm

12 year olds. 


Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/25/07 at 5:21 pm

Drunk Bums

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/25/07 at 9:13 pm

people who brag about the same crap over and over again. ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/26/07 at 12:10 pm


12 year olds. 



I have an "almost" 12 year old that you're more than welcome to come hit with a fish ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/26/07 at 1:00 pm

My cat, she is such a finicky eater! 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: La Roche on 03/26/07 at 1:46 pm


Drunk Bums


They'd probably enjoy it.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/26/07 at 3:38 pm

Anna Nicole Smith and Phil Spector.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/26/07 at 4:05 pm


My cat, she is such a finicky eater! 


What kind of fish does she eat?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/26/07 at 4:08 pm


What kind of fish does she eat?



She didn't say whether her cat ate fish or not.  My cat doesn't eat fish....only beef.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/26/07 at 5:33 pm

I think I do. ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/26/07 at 5:34 pm


I have an "almost" 12 year old that you're more than welcome to come hit with a fish ;D



Awesome.  This one forum I post on doesn't have an age limit, so there's 11 and 12 year olds posting on it and they are so dumb it's sad.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/26/07 at 5:36 pm



Awesome.  This one forum I post on doesn't have an age limit, so there's 11 and 12 year olds posting on it and they are so dumb it's sad.


Mmmmmm-hmmmmm.....

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/26/07 at 5:37 pm

Uhhh, whatever.




My neighbor needs to be hit in the face, not with a fish but a 2x4.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/26/07 at 5:38 pm


Uhhh, whatever.




My neighbor needs to be hit in the face, not with a fish but a 2x4.


Won't that hurt?  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/26/07 at 5:38 pm


Won't that hurt?  ;D



That's the point.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/26/07 at 5:39 pm



That's the point.


Aren't you afraid of being hit back?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Sister Morphine on 03/26/07 at 5:40 pm


Aren't you afraid of being hit back?



Do you honestly think I'd attack my neighbor with a plank of wood?  Good God.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/26/07 at 5:42 pm



Do you honestly think I'd attack my neighbor with a plank of wood?  Good God.


Just a Thought. ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/27/07 at 4:01 am

People who think they are the only important people in the universe.

For example-

-Your local Governor/Senator
-Phil Spector
-Garth Brooks
-Stacy London, from TLC's "What Not To Wear"

.....Feel free to use your own examples.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: lorac61469 on 03/27/07 at 9:40 am

People who 'talk down' to others.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Jessica on 03/27/07 at 9:47 am


People who 'talk down' to others.


Karma. I hate when people do that to me. I'm not dumb, so I don't need people talking to me like I'm a damned toddler.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: lorac61469 on 03/27/07 at 9:54 am


Karma. I hate when people do that to me. I'm not dumb, so I don't need people talking to me like I'm a damned toddler.


I don't even talk to my toddler that way.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 03/27/07 at 10:23 am



Awesome.  This one forum I post on doesn't have an age limit, so there's 11 and 12 year olds posting on it and they are so dumb it's sad.
My son is too smart for his own good, but the attitude's almost more than I can handle lately >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: gemini on 03/27/07 at 12:02 pm

Whoever stole the battery charger out of the barn over the winter.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/27/07 at 1:09 pm

Chinese Neighbors's sons who have girlfriends that pained OUR fire hydrant blue with flowers,rainbows and sunshine yellow colors! >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: HawkTheSlayer on 03/27/07 at 2:06 pm


People who 'talk down' to others.


I hear that!

Goes hand in hand with my newest recommedation:
People who think their topics of conversation are the only things of interest in the world

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 03/11/09 at 1:32 pm

the people who will use the word "LIKE" a million time in a 5 min convo. Just drop a car on them, why waste a good fish you can use it on some one else

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 03/11/09 at 1:33 pm


the people who will use the word "LIKE" a million time in a 5 min convo. Just drop a car on them, why waste a good fish you can use it on some one else


karma for bringing this thread back.  Was it really a long ago as 2007?  :o

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 03/11/09 at 1:39 pm


karma for bringing this thread back.  Was it really a long ago as 2007?  :o

yea 2006 is when it got started lol 3 years still going to add to the list

all the people in the stock market, people in goverment, BUSH should get something else for 8 years of hell,
and the people who will go to a fast food place order enough food for 10 people and get a diet coke

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/11/09 at 2:41 pm

stupid people who do stupid things when I'm walking down the street trying to mind my business.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 03/11/09 at 3:19 pm

Rush Limbaugh

Nadya Suleman

The damn farmer who spread organic fertilizer in the field in back of my house and didn't plow it under.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 03/11/09 at 4:34 pm

My ex-boss..she used to clip her toenails at her desk in full view of others. But since she's a department manager, no one would say anything  8-P 8-P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 03/11/09 at 6:28 pm

Octamom and any moron who still wants to interview her.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/11/09 at 7:35 pm

Maybe we could hit Octomon with eight fish (a school of fish!)  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 03/11/09 at 10:21 pm

the black team on the TV show, The Biggest Loser. ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/12/09 at 6:12 am

Bernard Madoff, need I say why!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 03/12/09 at 6:25 am

We are all waiting to see what his sentence will be. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/12/09 at 6:29 am


We are all waiting to see what his sentence will be. 
150 slaps?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/12/09 at 6:46 am

Chris Brown.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 03/12/09 at 11:01 am

Madoff has been sent to jail to await sentencing.  Sentencing will be on June 16. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/12/09 at 11:44 am


Madoff has been sent to jail to await sentencing.  Sentencing will be on June 16. 
Is fish served in prisons?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/12/09 at 2:46 pm


Is fish served in prisons?




Bread And Water.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Little_devil_rider on 03/12/09 at 10:06 pm

the truck that wanted to cut me off on 295, i guess no one can see a bright red vw gti  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 03/13/09 at 12:46 am

Rosie O'Donnell?
Lindsay Lohan?



Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Davester on 03/13/09 at 5:08 am


the truck that wanted to cut me off on 295, i guess no one can see a bright red vw gti  >:(


  I know for a fact that truckers can be rude bastiges (like everyone else on the roads) but give 'em a break.  If for no other reason than you'll end-up splattered...

  I ain't gonna tangle with no rig...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 03/13/09 at 5:29 am


the truck that wanted to cut me off on 295, i guess no one can see a bright red vw gti  >:(


It could be that he didn't see you.  They don't have the scope that a person in a car has, if you aren't in his mirror he can't see you, and he can't turn around a double check like someone in a car.  Always give truckers a wide berth because right or wrong, it is a fight you will lose.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/13/09 at 5:35 am


Rosie O'Donnell?
Lindsay Lohan?






They need to be hit in the face with a shark!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: loki 13 on 03/13/09 at 8:02 pm


It could be that he didn't see you.  They don't have the scope that a person in a car has, if you aren't in his mirror he can't see you, and he can't turn around a double check like someone in a car.   Always give truckers a wide berth because right or wrong, it is a fight you will lose.


Far to often and far to many truckers use that as an excuse to bully their way down the road. You're right about one thing, it is a fight that
can't be won so it is best to avoid it but the bully drivers still need a mackerel across the chops.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 03/13/09 at 10:34 pm


They need to be hit in the face with a shark!


Why involve Greg Norman in all of this... ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/14/09 at 5:12 am

people who double park in the parking lot.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/14/09 at 9:00 am


Why involve Greg Norman in all of this... ;)
Greg Norman has done nothing wrong!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/14/09 at 4:38 pm


Chris Brown.

Chris Brown.
How many slaps does he need?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 03/15/09 at 4:30 am

^Until I say it's time to stop

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/15/09 at 4:31 am


^Until I say it's time to stop
Any more offers on Chris Brown?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/15/09 at 5:14 am


How many slaps does he need?



I think I need the slap more than him,I double posted,sorry.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 03/15/09 at 5:16 am

That's ok, you can hit him twice if you want 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/15/09 at 5:17 am


That's ok, you can hit him twice if you want 



No hit me first.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/02/09 at 6:00 pm

A certain board member who I will  :-X




Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 04/02/09 at 6:48 pm

Sham-WOW guy

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/03/09 at 6:56 am


Sham-WOW guy


I'd like to him him too with a shamwow. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 04/04/09 at 12:12 am

Plaxico Buress

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/04/09 at 4:41 am

Madonna

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/04/09 at 5:26 am

The guys in The Binghamton shooting.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/04/09 at 9:59 am


The guys in The Binghamton shooting.
The news looks worse that it is now.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/04/09 at 5:00 pm


The news looks worse that it is now.



What a bad situation.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 04/13/09 at 2:06 am

Pee wee Herman

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/13/09 at 5:48 am


Pee wee Herman


He needs to hit himself with a fish.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 04/14/09 at 2:24 am

Britney Spears..over and over again

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/14/09 at 2:35 am


Britney Spears..over and over again

...and her producer!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/14/09 at 7:19 am

The pirates.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: anabel on 04/14/09 at 5:23 pm


The pirates.


The Pittsburgh ones or the Captain Kidnapping Ones?  ;D



I also say this guy.  My CEO.  We're all so proud.  Not.
http://247wallst.com/2008/12/02/10-ceos-to-go-2/

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 04/14/09 at 6:02 pm

Billy Bob Thornton...with a Canadian fish

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/15/09 at 7:04 am


The Pittsburgh ones or the Captain Kidnapping Ones?  ;D



I also say this guy.  My CEO.  We're all so proud.  Not.
http://247wallst.com/2008/12/02/10-ceos-to-go-2/



The captain kidnapping ones.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/15/09 at 11:00 am

My Boss, 2 unproductive Mantrums in one month and I`m trying to keep my staff from quitting.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tia on 04/15/09 at 11:05 am

dayum. the big cheese -- smited AND fish-slapped! bfr ain't playin'.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/15/09 at 12:01 pm


dayum. the big cheese -- smited AND fish-slapped! bfr ain't playin'.


Do you think he knows?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ashkicksass on 04/15/09 at 2:24 pm

Teabaggers.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/15/09 at 2:27 pm


Teabaggers.


Snap! ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tia on 04/15/09 at 2:39 pm


Teabaggers.


http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dsc02701.jpg

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http://www.interestingmoney.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fish-slap.png

=

WIN

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/15/09 at 2:45 pm


http://img.wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/dsc02701.jpg

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http://www.interestingmoney.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/fish-slap.png

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WIN




LOL!  Who are these people?  I mean it's raining!  Her face face is going to be tea stained and she is going to have to go to work and explain the cause was TEABAGGING!  Does that not involve testicles there?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tia on 04/15/09 at 2:58 pm



LOL!  Who are these people?  I mean it's raining!  Her face face is going to be tea stained and she is going to have to go to work and explain the cause was TEABAGGING!  Does that not involve testicles there?
theyre tax protestors, it's supposed to be a reference to the boston tea party.

i actually paid very little in taxes this year, and i made quite a bit, relatively speaking. i'm actually hoping i did it right.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/15/09 at 5:34 pm


theyre tax protestors, it's supposed to be a reference to the boston tea party.

i actually paid very little in taxes this year, and i made quite a bit, relatively speaking. i'm actually hoping i did it right.


Hmmm.  We use an accountant.  Got some back this year, which I plan on spending this weekend.  Are your tax forms step by step like ours?  I used to do it myself but we now have revenue property and get ALL KINDS of tax breaks so WHOOPEE! 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Midas on 04/15/09 at 5:47 pm



LOL!  Who are these people?  I mean it's raining!  Her face face is going to be tea stained and she is going to have to go to work and explain the cause was TEABAGGING!  Does that not involve testicles there?


Careful...you're gonna get Howard started. :P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/15/09 at 6:03 pm


Careful...you're gonna get Howard started. :P



I'm staying out of this conversation.
::)
*walking away slowly*...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/16/09 at 10:31 am



I'm staying out of this conversation.
::)
*walking away slowly*...




Howard draws the line at male body parts?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ashkicksass on 04/16/09 at 11:52 am



I'm staying out of this conversation.
::)
*walking away slowly*...




Howard I'm so proud of you!  Karma! 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/16/09 at 3:28 pm


Howard draws the line at male body parts?



I don't draw the line at female body parts. ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: greenjello74 on 04/16/09 at 7:50 pm

Joan and Melissa Rivers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/16/09 at 9:59 pm


Joan and Melissa Rivers



I'd hit Melissa with one myself on her bum. ;)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 04/28/09 at 2:47 am

Sean Avery (NHL)

Get this guy out of the league!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/28/09 at 6:48 am

Miss America.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/28/09 at 7:30 am


Miss America.


What'd she do?  I know what Miss California did.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/28/09 at 7:56 am


What'd she do?  I know what Miss California did.
So do I!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/28/09 at 7:38 pm


What'd she do?  I know what Miss California did.



Sorry I meant Miss California.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/29/09 at 9:56 am



Sorry I meant Miss California.
Definitely then!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/29/09 at 2:13 pm

Mother Nature.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: barefootrobin on 04/29/09 at 2:19 pm


Mother Nature.


I agree.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/29/09 at 2:33 pm


I agree.



we went from 92 to today's 65,that's a 25 degree difference.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/29/09 at 10:01 pm

people who disregard others just because they are developmentally disabled. :(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/30/09 at 7:08 am


people who disregard others just because they are developmentally disabled. :(


or have a disability.  :(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 05/01/09 at 9:40 am


people who disregard others just because they are developmentally disabled. :(


With the rate that people are being diagnosed with ADD and autism those with developmental disorders will soon outnumber those with out.  It's an autistic nation!!!  :)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/01/09 at 3:55 pm

The MTA.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: anabel on 05/28/09 at 7:23 pm

Charles Barkley!  I can't believe I have to put up with his "color commentary" again tonight.  He's such a dufus.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/28/09 at 7:33 pm

drivers.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/09 at 1:16 am

Susan Boyle

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 05/29/09 at 1:22 am


Susan Boyle

Would it improve her looks?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/09 at 1:23 am


Would it improve her looks?
..and her singing ?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 05/29/09 at 2:10 am

Kobe Bryant and Shaq

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/29/09 at 7:15 am

Simon Cowell.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/09 at 7:18 am


Simon Cowell.
Why?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/29/09 at 7:31 am


Why?


He sometimes puts down good talent.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/29/09 at 9:30 am


He sometimes puts down good talent.
...but he knows what is good and bad.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: barefootrobin on 05/29/09 at 11:23 am

Amnesty International

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/29/09 at 6:56 pm

cell phone users.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/30/09 at 12:26 am

I'd hit my cats with a fish, but they'd probably eat it before it had time to connect to their cheek.  lol

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/30/09 at 7:17 am


I'd hit my cats with a fish, but they'd probably eat it before it had time to connect to their cheek.  lol


They'd probably scratch you.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 05/30/09 at 4:33 pm

some lawyer somewhere :)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/30/09 at 7:06 pm

slobbish customers.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 06/10/09 at 3:02 am

Paris Hilton

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 06/10/09 at 7:10 am


Paris Hilton


A shark would be much better to hit Paris with.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/10/09 at 10:02 am

Bob Crowe

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 06/10/09 at 1:34 pm

People who spend lots of $$$$$ on dentists for their pets while there are starving people around the world

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 06/10/09 at 3:52 pm

a girl that tried to microwave a defenseless kitten. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: apollonia1986 on 06/10/09 at 6:19 pm

^^Who on Earth tried to do that?  :o ^^

God that's sounds almost like an urban legend I heard as a kid about a babysitter who got stoned while working and instead of putting the turkey the mother left behind in the oven, she put the infant in the oven!  :o

Can't we hit Paris with a manatee? But not too hard, cause she CAN introduce me to Michael Jackson!  ;D And Nicole Richie who can introduce me to Prince.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: anabel on 06/10/09 at 7:59 pm

My Manager  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/violent1.gif  for informing me at 3:30 today that I have a teleconference training class with San Antonio tomorrow from 8:30-4:30.  My shift is 7:30-3:30.  So not only do I have to put on my Speed Racer helmet to pick up Matthew by 5:30 tomorrow night, (it's an hour drive from work) I have to sit in my office, chained to my desk like this  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/02/bgkopf.gif all day pretending to learn. Oh, she didn't tell me what it's for, either. I can't think of anything else I'd rather NOT do more. Think I'll just put the MUTE button on and http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/15/sleepy2.gif instead. At least tomorrow is my Friday!  8)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 06/11/09 at 7:17 am

Can't we hit Paris with a manatee? But not too hard, cause she CAN introduce me to Michael Jackson!  And Nicole Richie who can introduce me to Prince.

Let's hit her with a shark instead.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 06/16/09 at 1:15 am

My bus driver today who hasn't quite mastered to use of the brakes yet...shakin; all over!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 06/16/09 at 7:07 am

the general store manager,Mr.Riggerio.  >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 06/16/09 at 1:14 pm

Tom Cruise

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 06/16/09 at 4:16 pm

bad drivers.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/17/09 at 2:01 am


bad drivers.
Not while driving, it could be dangerous?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 06/17/09 at 5:56 am


Not while driving, it could be dangerous?



I meant when they don't know how to drive.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 06/17/09 at 11:09 am

Loud neighbors

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 06/17/09 at 5:03 pm

Loud people in general.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/09 at 3:29 am

Loud motorists

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/30/09 at 7:39 am

Plaxico Burress.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 07/30/09 at 11:00 am

Michael Vick

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/30/09 at 6:06 pm

Kim Kardashian.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 08/01/09 at 4:17 pm

This guy: read below

A British Columbia man was taken into custody early Saturday after he left his two children in a locked car, while he took refuge from the sweltering heat by going drinking in an Abbotsford bar.

Police were doing routine checks at the local Agri-Fair celebrations when they were alerted by a distraught woman at about 12:30 a.m. she told them she had heard a man saying he had left his children in his vehicle while visiting the Fat Pig Saloon.
When police discovered the two children - aged two and four months old - both were sweating, clearly in distress, and wearing soiled diapers.  Although it was one of the hottest summer days on record, the vehicle was locked and all the windows were closed, police said. The two children were taken to hospital and treated for dehydration. They were later placed under the care of the B.C. Ministry of Children and Families.
The father, who police describe as a 26-year-old Abbotsford resident, was taken into custody and later released.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/01/09 at 6:36 pm

people at the front desk at work.  >:( ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/01/09 at 7:39 pm


This guy: read below



Horrid!

I think he needs hit in the face with a whole SCHOOL of fish!... Maybe phirranahs or um... something that will really hurt.  Is there such a thing as Porcupine fish?  ???

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/02/09 at 5:32 am


people at the front desk at work.  >:( ::)
Not all of them?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/02/09 at 6:56 am


Not all of them?


just some people.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 08/02/09 at 8:05 pm


Horrid!

I think he needs hit in the face with a whole SCHOOL of fish!... Maybe phirranahs or um... something that will really hurt.  Is there such a thing as Porcupine fish?  ???

..and the worst part he was let out on bail and changes are pending. Media here says he will probably get a slap on the wrist and that's it.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 08/03/09 at 6:23 am

workers who don't want to come to work on Sundays.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 03/23/10 at 11:20 am

Drunk drivers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/23/10 at 3:01 pm

abusive people.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/23/10 at 4:37 pm

People who are shouting obscenities, racial slurs and other hate speech at members of Congress. And for the Republican congressmen who cheer them on.



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 03/23/10 at 7:44 pm


People who are shouting obscenities, racial slurs and other hate speech at members of Congress. And for the Republican congressmen who cheer them on.



Cat



You lie!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/24/10 at 7:05 am

smokers.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/26/10 at 4:19 pm



You lie!



Yup. They think if a congressman can do it to the president, they can do it to congressmen.

Monkey see-monkey do.



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/27/10 at 7:13 am

Steve Sipek.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 03/28/10 at 1:45 am

Matt Cooke

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/28/10 at 7:01 am

Bus Drivers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: mooster on 04/06/10 at 3:45 am

The ones who yabber away loudly on their mobiles all the way home on the bus  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/06/10 at 5:38 am


The ones who yabber away loudly on their mobiles all the way home on the bus  ::)


It seems to happen all the time here too.  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 04/06/10 at 11:19 pm

Anyone who plays for the Yankees :D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/07/10 at 6:53 am

the Father who left his baby daughter unattended. ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/07/10 at 12:12 pm

The person who nailed a cat to a utility pole.



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 04/07/10 at 2:17 pm

Anyone who thinks this is cute or funny, and his parents especially. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d9_U1rpQyg&feature=related

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/07/10 at 7:02 pm

this elderly woman who I thought had a baby carriage with a baby in it and it turns out she had a baby carriage full of garbage on the bus,forgot to pay her fare up front.  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 04/08/10 at 1:37 am


this elderly woman who I thought had a baby carriage with a baby in it and it turns out she had a baby carriage full of garbage on the bus,forgot to pay her fare up front.  ::)

So she didn't pay...So I guess it didn't matter whether she had a baby carriage or not. just that she didn't pay?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/08/10 at 6:58 am


So she didn't pay...So I guess it didn't matter whether she had a baby carriage or not. just that she didn't pay?


the bus driver had to fix the wheelchair lift for the old lady and he said to some of the passengers that she should've spoken up sooner and forgot to pay her fare,not the driver's fault.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 04/12/10 at 11:02 am

Papparazzi...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/12/10 at 7:10 pm

Tiger Woods.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 05/03/10 at 5:49 pm

Tay Zonday.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/04/10 at 5:50 am

Times Square Bomber.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 05/05/10 at 11:57 am


Times Square Bomber.

He needs to be hit with a little more than a fish. Maybe a bowling ball with spikes.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/05/10 at 7:34 pm


He needs to be hit with a little more than a fish. Maybe a bowling ball with spikes.


hit him with a shark!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 05/05/10 at 7:35 pm

Hit me with your pet shark?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/05/10 at 7:37 pm

Naji Bullazazi

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/13/10 at 1:06 am


Hit me with your pet shark?


Fire away!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 05/13/10 at 1:09 am


Hit me with your pet shark?

;D

Fire away!

http://www.amiright.com/images/HitMe001.jpg

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/13/10 at 7:04 am

Miley Cyrus.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/13/10 at 7:23 pm


;Dhttp://www.amiright.com/images/HitMe001.jpg


Whoops!  I'm so ashamed.  I should have known that was one of his books.  At least I did recognize the song it was misheard from.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/14/10 at 11:50 am

the blind man who wanted to get on the bus,he used his cane to knock on the door but the bus almost drove off.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 05/14/10 at 11:57 am


the blind man who wanted to get on the bus,he used his cane to knock on the door but the bus almost drove off.

You want to hit the blind man in the face with a fish because of that?
Are you serious?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/14/10 at 11:58 am


You want to hit the blind man in the face with a fish because of that?
Are you serious?


the bus driver was annoyed at him.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 05/14/10 at 12:01 pm


the bus driver was annoyed at him.

(repeats question again) Are you serious?
A blind guy wants to get on the bus. He finally finds the door. He knock on the door with his cane. The driver almost takes off.
And now you want to hit the blind guy in the face with a fish?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/15/10 at 7:21 am


(repeats question again) Are you serious?
A blind guy wants to get on the bus. He finally finds the door. He knock on the door with his cane. The driver almost takes off.
And now you want to hit the blind guy in the face with a fish?



I think the bus driver should've been hit.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Henk on 05/15/10 at 9:01 am

My upstairs neighbor (for annoying the heck out of me with his guitar or loud music). >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 05/15/10 at 4:44 pm


I think the bus driver should've been hit.

Now that sounds better.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: apollonia1986 on 05/15/10 at 10:09 pm

I have a couple that need to be hit.

Morris Day: I watched him at the end of Jay and Silent Bob Strike back and had that Jungle Love stuck in my head all day.

My boyfriend Dion: He's getting on my last nerve with pageants. I have a stack of forms from pageants all over here and yonder for the summer. He wants me to pick one. (Out of about thirty) to do. And we so cannot see eye to eye on a talent. No one wants to hear me sing "When Doves Cry" in a lacy get up.  ???

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/16/10 at 7:19 am


Now that sounds better.


the blind man wanted to get on the bus.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 05/16/10 at 10:24 am


the blind man wanted to get on the bus.

And the bus driver needs to be hit in the face with a fish, not the blind man.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 05/16/10 at 4:49 pm

The lead singer of The Lonely Island.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 05/16/10 at 4:52 pm

Congressman Joe Sestak, Miley Cyrus and my creepy next door neighbor.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/16/10 at 6:52 pm


And the bus driver needs to be hit in the face with a fish, not the blind man.



It's hard to hit a blind man with a fish.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 05/16/10 at 9:07 pm

The president of Nintendo for coming up with another Grass/Poison starter Pokemon.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Frank on 05/16/10 at 10:22 pm



It's hard to hit a blind man with a fish.  ;D

Huh?  ???

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/17/10 at 7:16 am


Huh?  ???


that was a joke.  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/26/11 at 1:47 pm

There is a certain woman in D.C. I would like to hit in the face with a dead fish! Even better if the fish has spikes.



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/26/11 at 11:14 pm

Even better if the fish has spikes.


Hmm.
Do I go with a Dr. Seuss reference?
Make an obscure joke about twofish?

http://img543.imageshack.us/img543/102/fishslap.jpg

Aaw hell.  Here's two fresh trout.  (The fish have been doubled!)  Given my utter failure at making a joke here, I think you can put 'em to better use than I can.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/27/11 at 6:18 pm


There is a certain woman in D.C. I would like to hit in the face with a dead fish! Even better if the fish has spikes.



Cat


I have the perfect fish for ya.  It's a big one too!

http://www.smashinglists.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/puffer-fish-600x391.jpg

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/27/11 at 6:56 pm


I have the perfect fish for ya.  It's a big one too!

http://www.smashinglists.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/puffer-fish-600x391.jpg



That's it! And I hope those spikes stick into her face and stay there!



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: 2kidsami on 12/27/11 at 7:01 pm



That's it! And I hope those spikes stick into her face and stay there!



Cat
ouch... might as well hit her with a porcupine!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/27/11 at 7:43 pm


ouch... might as well hit her with a porcupine!



That sounds like a good idea.



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 12/27/11 at 7:50 pm


I have the perfect fish for ya.  It's a big one too!

http://www.smashinglists.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/puffer-fish-600x391.jpg


You could hit anyone with a blowfish.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 12/27/11 at 7:50 pm


ouch... might as well hit her with a porcupine!


That hurts.  :o

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/28/11 at 10:59 pm


That's it! And I hope those spikes stick into her face and stay there!


Face, huh?  A fish like that, and... the face.

OK.

I guess.

I mean, if you're feeling merciful and all that.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 12/29/11 at 7:18 am

Sinead O' Connor.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: danootaandme on 12/29/11 at 9:53 am

Ron Paul. You've been caught, there's no way out of it, time to go home.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 12/29/11 at 2:55 pm

any Kardashian.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/29/11 at 3:28 pm


The Kardashians.




any Kardashian.



Daja vu all over again.



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/31/11 at 5:42 pm

Vernon/Petunia/Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter books.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/01/12 at 1:56 pm


Vernon/Petunia/Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter books.



Petunia & Dudley have moments of being human. Vernon-nope-definitely needs to be hit in the face with a fish.



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/01/12 at 3:55 pm



Petunia & Dudley have moments of being human. Vernon-nope-definitely needs to be hit in the face with a fish.



Cat


Don't spoil anything more because I've only read/seen the first 2 books/movies.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/01/12 at 4:29 pm


Don't spoil anything more because I've only read/seen the first 2 books/movies.



:-X


I will say this, the movies don't go into it too much. You really have to read the books.



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/08/12 at 3:40 am

https://news.google.com/news/tbn/qECFpacPW3IJ/6.jpg

Bob Diamond, the former Barclays boss who says some traders at the bank were "reprehensible".

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/15/13 at 6:35 am

The Kardashians (all of them including Kris)
Justin Bieber
Lindsey Lohan

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/15/13 at 4:59 pm


The Kardashians (all of them including Kris)

Don't forget Kanye Pest

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/15/13 at 5:01 pm

The jury in the Zimmerman trial.


Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/15/13 at 5:02 pm


The jury in the Zimmerman trial.


Cat

And the jury in the Casey Anthony trial.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/15/13 at 8:21 pm


And the jury in the Casey Anthony trial.


I'll slap her with a shark.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/15/13 at 8:22 pm


Don't forget Kanye Pest


and the 2 younger sisters.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/16/13 at 2:42 pm

People that stare.  I'm sorry, It probably doesn't annoy most people but it irritates me.  Whether it's just an obnoxious person or some creep.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/16/13 at 2:44 pm


People that stare.  I'm sorry, It probably doesn't annoy most people but it irritates me.  Whether it's just an obnoxious person or some creep.


could it be any person?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/16/13 at 2:45 pm

George Zimmerman

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/16/13 at 2:47 pm


could it be any person?

It doesn't matter who it is, anyone.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/16/13 at 2:49 pm

People that drive so fast in the neighborhood that they run over kittens.  I found one dead last week :\'(  They're not stray either.  This guy just lets them outside sometimes. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/16/13 at 3:00 pm


People that drive so fast in the neighborhood that they run over kittens.  I found one dead last week :\'(  They're not stray either.  This guy just lets them outside sometimes.


sorry that happened.  :(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/18/13 at 11:51 am

People that complain about good movies  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/18/13 at 8:19 pm

Kayne West

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/19/13 at 1:03 pm

Internet trolls

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/19/13 at 4:27 pm

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/19/13 at 6:53 pm

The Rolling Stone

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/20/13 at 5:04 pm

the person in his car who cursed at me under his breath when I was about to bring in some wagons he was about to back up and his bumper lightly touched the side of the wagons, I told him "I didn't see you" and then he said "Ok, Ok fine"!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/20/13 at 8:33 pm

People that don't watch out for pedestrians. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/21/13 at 4:45 pm


People that don't watch out for pedestrians.


they should be hit with a shark! >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/21/13 at 9:22 pm


they should be hit with a shark! >:(

I hear Jaws music ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/22/13 at 4:23 pm

that guy in the parking lot. >:(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/22/13 at 10:11 pm

The person at AMC that decided it was a nice idea to make me wait months for my show  :P

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Dagwood on 07/22/13 at 10:29 pm


they should be hit with a shark! >:(


Now, what did that shark do to any of you?  Poor shark.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/22/13 at 10:43 pm


Now, what did that shark do to any of you?  Poor shark.

Oh no that shark is actually getting dinner  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Step-chan on 07/22/13 at 11:30 pm


The president of Nintendo for coming up with another Grass/Poison starter Pokemon.


Did a lot of players think Snivy was going to be Grass/Poison?  ???


I have the perfect fish for ya.  It's a big one too!

http://www.smashinglists.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/puffer-fish-600x391.jpg


Oh man... That is one of the most lethally toxic things on the planet. I can't believe there are sushi bars that actually serve it(if they don't prepare it right, the poison seeps into the meat).

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: warped on 07/23/13 at 2:22 am

racists and bigots.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/23/13 at 7:59 am


The person at AMC that decided it was a nice idea to make me wait months for my show  :P


Did you hit him?  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/23/13 at 8:00 am


Now, what did that shark do to any of you?  Poor shark.


sharks are dangerous. :o

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/23/13 at 8:01 am


Oh no that shark is actually getting dinner  ;D


maybe a leg or an arm.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/23/13 at 8:01 am


racists and bigots.


I agree.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/23/13 at 5:25 pm

Fast food places that constantly mess up orders

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/24/13 at 8:08 am


Fast food places that constantly mess up orders


They always do, it's because they hire young kids fresh out of High School.  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Tashlovglit on 07/25/13 at 4:49 pm

People that make up rumors about movies.  Such as saying that it's in production when it hasn't even been greenlit yet  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 07/26/13 at 5:00 pm

Anthony Weiner

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/01/14 at 6:28 am

Justin Bieber

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/01/14 at 4:46 pm


Justin Bieber


most definitely!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/01/14 at 10:03 pm


Justin Bieber

Will this do?
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1019854/justin-bieber-bottle-o.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/02/14 at 4:26 pm


Will this do?
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1019854/justin-bieber-bottle-o.gif
yes please!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/02/14 at 4:45 pm


Will this do?
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1019854/justin-bieber-bottle-o.gif


yes definitely.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/02/14 at 7:00 pm

Inconsiderate jerks that I work for.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/19/14 at 7:58 pm

Child Molesters. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/19/14 at 8:03 pm

Miley Cyrus

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/19/14 at 8:16 pm

Back in her Disney days she played with fish...
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/philfreako47/SECKSY%20GIFS/fish.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: warped on 02/19/14 at 8:22 pm


Child Molesters.


Agreed! Child molesters and pedophiles are inhuman monsters!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/19/14 at 8:24 pm


Agreed! Child molesters and pedophiles are inhuman monsters!

It's horrible that these f***ers don't spend eternity behind bars.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/19/14 at 8:30 pm


Back in her Disney days she played with fish...
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d58/philfreako47/SECKSY%20GIFS/fish.gif


what the hell is she doing? :o

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/19/14 at 8:33 pm


what the hell is she doing? :o

I think a fish jumped in her top.  That's a serious answer.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/20/14 at 8:11 am


I think a fish jumped in her top.  That's a serious answer.  ;D


looks like she was giving herself the Heimlich maneuver.  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/20/14 at 4:06 pm


looks like she was giving herself the Heimlich maneuver.  ;D

It looks like the fish wanted to get closer to her.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/21/14 at 4:20 pm

Justin Bieber

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/22/14 at 10:11 pm

Whiny complainers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/23/14 at 4:31 pm


Whiny complainers


I agree.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/23/14 at 9:04 pm

Cable companies

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/24/14 at 7:48 am

front end managers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/24/14 at 6:55 pm


front end managers

I completely agree.  They're full of themselves even though they're not upper management.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/24/14 at 7:36 pm


I completely agree.  They're full of themselves even though they're not upper management.



she had me running around telling me to look for black garbage bags when there weren't any. See they have you running around like jackasses in that company!  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/24/14 at 11:07 pm



she had me running around telling me to look for black garbage bags when there weren't any. See they have you running around like jackasses in that company!  ::)

What did she say after she found out you had none?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/25/14 at 9:35 am


What did she say after she found out you had none?


use the weak white bags. ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/25/14 at 3:04 pm

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/pictured-man-woman-wanted-police-3181891

Man and woman wanted by police after ASDA worker slapped in face with a WET FISH

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/25/14 at 4:22 pm


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/pictured-man-woman-wanted-police-3181891

Man and woman wanted by police after ASDA worker slapped in face with a WET FISH


Wow, that's a fishy story!  ;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/25/14 at 7:06 pm


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/pictured-man-woman-wanted-police-3181891

Man and woman wanted by police after ASDA worker slapped in face with a WET FISH



Wow, that's a fishy story!  ;D


;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: warped on 02/26/14 at 6:14 am

Bill Maher.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/26/14 at 6:55 pm

Dr. Phil

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/26/14 at 7:36 pm

my foot doctor who sent me a bill but I already paid it.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/26/14 at 7:41 pm


my foot doctor who sent me a bill but I already paid it.

Do they think you won't notice?  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/26/14 at 8:13 pm


Do they think you won't notice?  ::)


It was their fault.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/26/14 at 8:16 pm


It was their fault.

This trash company we used to go with keeps sending new bills.  We owed them 3 months behind and stopped services months back.  Each time what would be a new billing cycle then send a new bill which includes both the behind amount and for new months.  It has now been 6 months since we ended our time with them, which means they don't need any more than the previous due.  So once we got our taxes we paid that amount.  My mom also wrote a friendly little letter telling them that we have not had services for months and this is our final payment.  Hopefully the morons will not send another one.  We are now with a different company.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/27/14 at 9:17 am

some store managers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/27/14 at 12:17 pm

Womanizers

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/02/14 at 6:59 pm

People that bring their young kids and babies out into the freezing and icy weather. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/03/14 at 4:40 am


People that bring their young kids and babies out into the freezing and icy weather. 
At what point can children start to play in the snow?

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/03/14 at 7:24 am


People that bring their young kids and babies out into the freezing and icy weather.


They should put on layers.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 03/04/14 at 2:47 pm


People that bring their young kids and babies out into the freezing and icy weather.


there is no bad weather only bad clothing

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/04/14 at 8:37 pm


At what point can children start to play in the snow?

8 maybe but that's different.  When the roads are slick and its close to 0 people are idiots for doing this.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/04/14 at 8:38 pm


They should put on layers.

I see people come in wearing shorts!  :o

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/05/14 at 8:03 am


I see people come in wearing shorts!  :o


especially in the winter!  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: karen on 03/05/14 at 10:48 am

It's their choice

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/05/14 at 11:25 am


I see people come in wearing shorts!  :o

It's their choice
Footballers over here wear shorts, they should know better!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/05/14 at 7:40 pm


Footballers over here wear shorts, they should know better!

I bet they get really warm from all of that running. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/08/14 at 1:01 pm

People that jaywalk on busy streets.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/08/14 at 5:13 pm


People that jaywalk on busy streets.


I see that a lot.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/08/14 at 7:15 pm


I see that a lot.

I have seen someone get hit.  I don't even know if he made it...

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/09/14 at 7:22 am


I have seen someone get hit.  I don't even know if he made it...


:o :(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/09/14 at 9:24 pm

Not who, what.  The self-check outs.  They annoy me greatly but I still prefer it because I like bagging my own groceries. 

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/10/14 at 7:34 am

The U-Scan machines.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/10/14 at 10:05 pm

^As much of pain they can be it's convenient.  Also you don't have to wait in long lines.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/11/14 at 5:03 pm

People that yell while talking on the phone.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/12/14 at 7:33 am


People that yell while talking on the phone.


happens everywhere now.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/12/14 at 1:48 pm


happens everywhere now.

Sometimes they have the volume on the phone so high that I can hear their whole conversation.  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: warped on 03/12/14 at 5:26 pm

In an alternate universe...one dominated by the animals of the water... I wonder if there is a thread called "Fish who need to be hit in the face with a person"

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/12/14 at 6:52 pm


In an alternate universe...one dominated by the animals of the water... I wonder if there is a thread called "Fish who need to be hit in the face with a person"

;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/12/14 at 7:53 pm


Sometimes they have the volume on the phone so high that I can hear their whole conversation.  ::)


just like kids listening to their iPods.  ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/12/14 at 7:54 pm


In an alternate universe...one dominated by the animals of the water... I wonder if there is a thread called "Fish who need to be hit in the face with a person"


;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/13/14 at 1:17 am


just like kids listening to their iPods.  ::)

That too.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/13/14 at 7:41 am

people who don't pay attention when crossing the street and yammering on their phones. ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/13/14 at 1:17 pm


people who don't pay attention when crossing the street and yammering on their phones. ::)

I agree.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/13/14 at 1:42 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SSOWORzw4

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/13/14 at 3:20 pm


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SSOWORzw4

;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/19/14 at 2:02 pm

Sweet revenge...  ;D
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Fish-Jumps-Out-of-Water-Hits-Fisherman-in-Head.gif

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/20/14 at 4:29 am


Sweet revenge...  ;D
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Fish-Jumps-Out-of-Water-Hits-Fisherman-in-Head.gif
LATEST SCORE:

Fish 1 vs Man 0

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/20/14 at 7:30 am


Sweet revenge...  ;D
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Fish-Jumps-Out-of-Water-Hits-Fisherman-in-Head.gif


;D

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/20/14 at 7:32 am

http://blog.sironaconsulting.com/.a/6a00d8341c761a53ef016767b351ef970b-pi

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/20/14 at 10:22 am


http://blog.sironaconsulting.com/.a/6a00d8341c761a53ef016767b351ef970b-pi
Two for the price of one!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/30/14 at 9:40 pm

People who think their sh!t doesn't stink.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/31/14 at 7:28 am


People who think their sh!t doesn't stink.



I've been around people like that.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/31/14 at 7:29 am

dumb customers.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/31/14 at 11:48 pm



I've been around people like that.

Every day for me.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/01/14 at 10:55 am

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/teenager-apologises-after-slapping-asda-employee-in-the-face-with-a-large-bream-9228702.html

Teenager apologises after slapping Asda employee in the face with a large bream

A 13-year old girl has been reprimanded by police for slapping a supermarket employee in the face with a fish. The girl has been ordered to write a letter of apology as part of a community resolution. The incident took place at an Asda supermarket in Accrington, Lancashire, on 4 February. The 52-year old victim was working behind the fish counter when she was approached by the young woman, who began to inquire about the different types of fish available. Without warning, the girl picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the employee across the face before running out of the store. Lancashire police released CCTV of the attack and eventually tacked down the girl. The investigation is now closed.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 04/01/14 at 1:30 pm


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/teenager-apologises-after-slapping-asda-employee-in-the-face-with-a-large-bream-9228702.html

Teenager apologises after slapping Asda employee in the face with a large bream

A 13-year old girl has been reprimanded by police for slapping a supermarket employee in the face with a fish. The girl has been ordered to write a letter of apology as part of a community resolution. The incident took place at an Asda supermarket in Accrington, Lancashire, on 4 February. The 52-year old victim was working behind the fish counter when she was approached by the young woman, who began to inquire about the different types of fish available. Without warning, the girl picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the employee across the face before running out of the store. Lancashire police released CCTV of the attack and eventually tacked down the girl. The investigation is now closed.

I thought I had heard everything.  :o

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 04/01/14 at 4:12 pm


http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/teenager-apologises-after-slapping-asda-employee-in-the-face-with-a-large-bream-9228702.html

Teenager apologises after slapping Asda employee in the face with a large bream

A 13-year old girl has been reprimanded by police for slapping a supermarket employee in the face with a fish. The girl has been ordered to write a letter of apology as part of a community resolution. The incident took place at an Asda supermarket in Accrington, Lancashire, on 4 February. The 52-year old victim was working behind the fish counter when she was approached by the young woman, who began to inquire about the different types of fish available. Without warning, the girl picked up a large bream from the fish stall and slapped the employee across the face before running out of the store. Lancashire police released CCTV of the attack and eventually tacked down the girl. The investigation is now closed.


wow, talk about hitting someone in the face with a fish. :o

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/05/14 at 10:45 am

The Supreme Court. More specifically, 5 members of the Supreme Court.



Cat

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 05/02/14 at 8:01 pm

I can think of several.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 05/03/14 at 4:28 pm

people who talk on the phone while crossing the street. ::)

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/15/15 at 3:06 am

Ariana Grande, I believe

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/15/15 at 3:06 am


people who talk on the phone while crossing the street. ::)
They will learn the wrong way one day.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 01/15/15 at 4:05 pm


They will learn the wrong way one day.


and get hit by a car.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/15/15 at 6:24 pm


and get hit by a car.
I was replying the discrete way, not to go into the gory details.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 02/28/15 at 4:50 pm

People that drive with dogs on their laps.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 02/28/15 at 6:16 pm

people who text and drive.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/28/15 at 10:26 pm


people who text and drive.
They should be fine and sentenced!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/01/15 at 12:02 pm


They should be fine and sentenced!
Yeah they should.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/03/15 at 10:05 am

People with no appreciation for the things others do for them.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/03/15 at 2:07 pm


People with no appreciation for the things others do for them.


and then they use you for a mat. :(

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/03/15 at 5:44 pm


tyrant bosses.
Your boss was doing his job!

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Ripley on 03/04/15 at 11:34 am


and then they use you for a mat. :(
Especially if this person is family,  its sad.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/04/15 at 2:09 pm


Your boss was doing his job!


that's understandable.

Subject: Re: People who need to be hit in the face with a fish!

Written By: Howard on 03/04/15 at 2:09 pm


Especially if this person is family,  its sad.


or perhaps it's another friend.

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