Can I fight with a girl? ;D

Can I fight with a girl? ;D


If you want to.

If you want to.



A cat girl.

A cat girl.


Do you want the name of one?

Do you want the name of one?



Go right ahead.  >:( O0

Go right ahead.  >:( O0


http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Catgirls/Silulu934900daf3w4.jpg

How about Silulu?

Your match can be with her.

But you're the one who's gonna have to type the fight out. ;)

I'm about to do one of Airrider fighting someone.

Airrider VS Dragonfly(from Chobits)

This fight is for one fall...

In the left corner, weighing in at 100 and many pounds, the guy from Laptop Gun, who has Freya by his side:

Airrider!

In the right corner, weighing in at 145 pounds, the guy who has a smurf persocom fetish, once he kidnapped Chii, the f***nut:

Dragonfly!

(Round 1)

Dragonfly punches Airrider

Airrider: 1 damage

Airrider kicks Dragonfly in the chin very hard while Freya slaps him in the groin

Dragonfly: 15 damage, plus he doubles over from getting hit below the belt

(Round 2)

Airrider throws Dragonfly into the ring post and starts elbowing him in the chest

Dragonfly: 19 damage, and now his diaphragm is badly stun

Dragonfly tries to tackle Airrider while his chest recovers

He misses Airrider, Airrider takes no damage!

(Round 3)

Dragonfly gets his breath back and hits Airrider with a scrapped persocom arm

Airrider: 7 damage, plus it makes him very angry

Airrider pysches up! Airrider's tension increased by 100, Airrider casts Kaboom!

Dragonfly: 453 damage, Dragonfly doubles over and is near death....

(Round 4)

Dragonfly tries to throw a pipe at Airrider

The pipe falls 3 feet in front of Dragonfly, it missed Airrider who is 17 feet away: no damage to Airrider

Airrider summons 20 cute persocoms... They dash toward Dragonfly and run over him 19 times!

Dragonfly: 19,342 damage....

Dragonfly dies

The winner: Airrider!

Step-chan, man.....

We have GOT to get you out, more often!

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Catgirls/Silulu934900daf3w4.jpg

How about Silulu?

Your match can be with her.

But you're the one who's gonna have to type the fight out. ;)

I'm about to do one of Airrider fighting someone.



No thanks,I'm a lover not a fighter

No thanks,I'm a lover not a fighter


You're just too lazy to post a 4 round battle. ::)

You're just too lazy to post a 4 round battle. ::)



too much for me to type. ;D

too much for me to type. ;D


Next battle: "Wussy Boy" Howard vs. The Computer!

Next battle: "Wussy Boy" Howard vs. The Computer!



Oh stop it already ::)  ;D

Oh stop it already ::)  ;D


Well, prove me wrong, WB!
:D

Well, prove me wrong, WB!
:D



But How? ???

Step-chan, man.....

We have GOT to get you out, more often!


I just PMd you on this little matter.

But How? ???


Post the fight Howard.

Round 1:

The General takes down Step Chan with a flying lariat from the ropes causing 28 points of damage.

Davey steps on the cat-things throat and farts in it's general direction causing the cat-thing to lose consciousness temporarily and also lose 22 points of damage.

Round 2:

A double team manouver from The General and Davey causes the cat-thing to be forcefully inserted in Steve's anal cavity. This caused a further 41 points of damage to both Steve and the cat-thing.

Round 3:

The General sets up a table in the corner, douses it in lighter fluid and sets it on fire. Davey then ascends to the top turnbuckle with Steve (cat-thing still in his rectum) and performs a top rope sit down powerbomb through the table causing 64 points of damage to both adversaries.

Round 4:

The General uses his patented papercut tornado on the cat-thing causing 108 points of damage and leaving it in a coma.

Davey sets up Steve for a spear in the corner but at the last second changes his mind leaving Steve looking confused. Steve tries to grab Davey but from the bottom of the bag he's caught with a Thrashmister stunner. This causes 969 points of damage and results in a total knock out.

1. You choose one Inthe00s member(you can choose yourself if you want) to fight someone else to the death/K.O. etc.
2. The fights must be at least 4 rounds in length.
3. You can make up any attacks you want(As long as they are not severely obscene).
4. In each round you tell how much damage you do with a certain attack(whether it be numbers or a description of what it did).
5. You can summon someone to help for one round in the fight(whoever you want, but you can do it only once in the fight).
6. You cannot, however have two inthe00s members fight each other(I will allow certain exceptions, like if you want to fight jiminy or 5.19.86 or even me).
7. Also, your opponent must counterattack each round too(unless your opponent is defeated).
8. Failure to do rule seven will open the fight to be modified by anyone.

Post the fight Howard.


Never! :P


I'm a pussy! ;D

Are you sure you've played RPG's before Davey? Here, let me show you how it's done!

Round 1:

Step-chan fires a Magic missile, Davey takes 22 damage

Melody performs the Cat-paw-scratch slice, The General takes 21 damage

The General takes down Step-chan with a flying lariat from the ropes causing 28 points of damage.

Davey steps on Melody's throat and farts in her general direction causing Melody to lose consciousness temporarily and also lose 22 points of damage.

Round 2:

Step-chan does the Kite-dance attack, The General takes 39 damage.

Melody takes all of Davey's Cannibal Corpse CDs and burns them, Davey takes 44 damage and becomes enraged, asking The General for help in a team up.

A double team manouver from The General and Davey causes Melody to be forcefully inserted in Step-chan's anal cavity. This caused a further 41 points of damage to both Step-chan and Melody.

Round 3:

The General sets up a table in the corner, douses it in lighter fluid and sets it on fire. Davey then ascends to the top turnbuckle with Step-chan (Melody still in his rectum) and performs a top rope sit down powerbomb through the table causing 64 points of damage to both adversaries.

Step-chan and Melody finally get separated, Step-chan and Melody do a chakra healing technique to heal 50 damage while setting up their counterattacks

Melody does the Uzumaki tackle on Davey and The General, Davey takes 47 damage and The General takes 45 damage

Holy s***! Inner Step-chan comes out of Step-chan, he's really pissed now! Step-chan's Inner self grabs both Davey and The General and shocks them with an electric chakra blast! Davey takes 106 damage and The General takes 108 damage!

Round 4:

Melody performs the Pink Typhoon, The General takes 247 damage and pisses him off effectively.

The General uses his patented papercut tornado on Melody for 704 points of damage and leaving her in a coma.

Step-chan summons Super Echidna Yoto Grandma Killer to attack Davey! She throws her Devil Shoe at him, 35 damage! Strangles Davey with her Donut sidekick, 60 damage! Fires a dart shower from her cane piercing Davey severely, 250 damage! Step-chan's energy plummets from doing the summon, he hardly has the strength to move! He becomes an easy target for Davey!

Davey sets up Step-chan for a spear in the corner but at the last second changes his mind leaving Steve looking confused. Step-chan tries to grab Davey but from the bottom of the bag he's caught with a Thrashmister stunner. This causes 969 points of damage and results in a total knock out.







This is Davey's fight with me adding on to it(with my parts and changes in bold wording).

There you go, both of you still won, I wasn't going to change that part, I just wanted to add on to your fight. No problem, right?

Note: Melody is the name of the catgirl(thing, whatever).

Never! :P


I'm a pussy! ;D


Do you want me to post one of you fighting someone during my next session?

If yes, who do you want to fight?

Do you want me to post one of you fighting someone during my next session?

If yes, who do you want to fight?



Ok

How about Howard in a bikini-pillow fight match with the masked "Super Biscotti, Jr.", who can turn out to be a cat-grl in disguise?

How about Howard in a bikini-pillow fight match with the masked "Super Biscotti, Jr.", who can turn out to be a cat-grl in disguise?


I don't know how to set that one up, (hair stands on end), oh no! I just picture Howard in a bikini! I need to wash my mind in bleach!!!!

:D :D :D :D

Oh, yeah I added a new rule. Davey made his fight pretty quick, it broke rule 7(in which both sides are suppose to get in attacks, if it's the final round, though, the losing side doesn't have to). So I added a rule that if rule 7 is broken, anyone else can modify the fight. So if you want to modify Davey's fight you can(I did it).

How about Howard in a bikini-pillow fight match with the masked "Super Biscotti, Jr.", who can turn out to be a cat-grl in disguise?


Super Sweet Cheese Jr.? ;D

This match is schedules for one fall!

There is a 30 minute time limit, and it is a bikini/pillow-fight match!

Introducing first: From Washington, DC, weighing in at 200 lbs. (ego weighs in at 6 tons),
wearing the gray-and-black kimono-style robe: George "The Prez" Bush!

His opponent: From New York, weight unknown, wearing the puce-on-fuschia wraparound robe: Howard!

-ROUND ONE-

George Bush accuses Howard of being a terrorist.
Howard takes no damage.

Howard grabs a sweet cheese danish from the nearest table tray, and brandishes it under Bush's nose.
George Bush- 1 dmg., and is distracted for the remainder of the round...

-ROUND TWO-

Howard grabs a pillow shaped like Texas, and whacks George Bush in the face with it.
Bush- 5 pts. dmg., as he pulls cactus bristles out of his cheek.

George Bush attempts to grab a pillow, and his kimono-robe slips open, revealing an ugly inner thigh.
Howard sees it, as he bends for another shot.
Howard- 20 dmg., and is temporarily blinded....

-ROUND THREE-

Howard stumbles around blindly, grabbing for a pillow, and inadvertantly tearing off Geo. Bush's robe.
George Bush is revealed to be wearing peach colored Speedos, and has a tattoo just above his buttock crevice.
Bush- 50 dmg., as he feels embarassed beyond words, and vainly blames Saddam Hussein.

Howard regains his eyesight, when someone hands him sunshades.
Howard follows it up with a good loaded pillow shot to the groin.
Bush- No dmg., as Howard cannot locate his chinchillas.

-ROUND FOUR-

George Bush, still only clad in his Speedos, attempts to hit Howard with a Congressional Bill.
Howard aptly dodges, and rips off his own robe, revealing much chest hair, "Deputy Dawg" Underoos, and a tattoo of a heart that says, "Au Bon Pain" on his left bicep.
George Bush screams in panic, and runs from the arena, claiming his hair transplants have come back to get him.

WINNER: (By countout) Howard

..That's.. terrifying.

And if that were REALLY Howard, he would have smeared cherry cordials on Bush or dry-humped him.

..That's.. terrifying.

And if that were REALLY Howard, he would have smeared cherry cordials on Bush or dry-humped him.


Now if Davey had did his right(both opposing sides attacking each round), I wouldn't have needed to waste 40 minutes filling in the blanks.

:D

Now if Davey had did his right(both opposing sides attacking each round), I wouldn't have needed to waste 40 minutes filling in the blanks.

:D





Why waste 40 minutes at all?

Next fight......

Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer VS. Ralph Bakshi & Spongebob Squarepants!

This fight is for one fall! The first team to have both members K.O.'d loses!

In the blue corner, weighing in at a combination of 300+ pounds, it's the summoner of catgirls and the Simon Cowell slayer...... Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer!

In the red corner... weighing in at a total of 201 pounds... it's two lame-o fart bags...... Ralph Bakshi & Spongebob Squarepants!

Round 1

Ralph Bakshi tries showing Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer a s****** cartoon!

Step-chan: 2 damage and he gets very annoyed!
HawkTheSlayer: 1 damage, he becomes enraged!

Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer run and slam into Ralph from opposite sides and then throw him into Spongebob!

Ralph Bakshi: 39 damage and he dislocates a shoulder!
Spongebob Squarepants: 41 damage!

Spongebob tries to tackle Step-chan and HawkTheSlayer!

Step-chan: No damage!
HawkTheSlayer: No damage and he slaps Spongebob in the face!

Spongebob Squarepants: 15 damage!

Round 2

Step-chan casts Anime-blast on Spongebob!

Spongebob Squarepants: 27 damage and he loses his teeth!

Ralph pops his in arm back in place and tries to attack Step-chan, but HawkTheSlayer grabs him from behind and performs a Tombstone Piledriver on him!

Ralph Bakshi: 56 damage and he becomes very dizzy!

Spongebob tries to get HawkTheSlayer in a arm lock, but he's too weak and short for it to work!!!

HawkTheSlayer: No damage, he grabs Spongebob, kicks him in the groin 5 times and tosses him to Step-chan, who dunks Spongebob in a bucket of ice water and then uses him to scrub the mat!

Spongebob Squarepants: 23 damage and he's become very dirty!

Round 3

HawkTheSlayer casts Musical-Rock-Bomb!

Spongebob Squarepants: 98 damage!

Ralph Bakshi: 103 damage!

Ralph Bakshi recovers from his dizzy spell and hits Step-chan with a chair!

Step-chan: 17 damage! Step-chan becomes enraged!

Step-chan performs the Puchiko transformation jutsu! Step-chan becomes an exact replica of Puchiko!

Step-chan(in Puchiko's form) fires a barrage of laser blasts from his eyes!

Ralph Bakshi: 77 damage!

Spongebob Squarepants: 133 damage!

Step-chan changes to his normal form!

Spongebob and Ralph perform their team combo, The-Suck-a$$-cartoon-beam!

Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer both take 52 damage!

Round 4

Ralph tries to get with HawkTheSlayer with his ultimate attack, The Bakshi-cartoon-slicer!

HawkTheSlayer dodges the attack and counters with his own super attack: The Falcon-ray-blade!

Ralph Bakshi: 9,903 damage! Ralph is out cold and K.O.'d!

Step-chan grabs Spongebob and jumps very high in the air!!! Step-chan is about to perform one of his specials, the Ikkoku-buster! Step-chan performs the Ikkoku-buster on Spongebob, slamming him face first into the mat!

Spongebob Squarepants: 9,908 damage! Spongebob is knocked out!

Winners: Step-chan and HawkTheSlayer!

This match is schedules for one fall!

There is a 30 minute time limit, and it is a bikini/pillow-fight match!

Introducing first: From Washington, DC, weighing in at 200 lbs. (ego weighs in at 6 tons),
wearing the gray-and-black kimono-style robe: George "The Prez" Bush!

His opponent: From New York, weight unknown, wearing the puce-on-fuschia wraparound robe: Howard!

-ROUND ONE-

George Bush accuses Howard of being a terrorist.
Howard takes no damage.

Howard grabs a sweet cheese danish from the nearest table tray, and brandishes it under Bush's nose.
George Bush- 1 dmg., and is distracted for the remainder of the round...

-ROUND TWO-

Howard grabs a pillow shaped like Texas, and whacks George Bush in the face with it.
Bush- 5 pts. dmg., as he pulls cactus bristles out of his cheek.

George Bush attempts to grab a pillow, and his kimono-robe slips open, revealing an ugly inner thigh.
Howard sees it, as he bends for another shot.
Howard- 20 dmg., and is temporarily blinded....

-ROUND THREE-

Howard stumbles around blindly, grabbing for a pillow, and inadvertantly tearing off Geo. Bush's robe.
George Bush is revealed to be wearing peach colored Speedos, and has a tattoo just above his buttock crevice.
Bush- 50 dmg., as he feels embarassed beyond words, and vainly blames Saddam Hussein.

Howard regains his eyesight, when someone hands him sunshades.
Howard follows it up with a good loaded pillow shot to the groin.
Bush- No dmg., as Howard cannot locate his chinchillas.

-ROUND FOUR-

George Bush, still only clad in his Speedos, attempts to hit Howard with a Congressional Bill.
Howard aptly dodges, and rips off his own robe, revealing much chest hair, "Deputy Dawg" Underoos, and a tattoo of a heart that says, "Au Bon Pain" on his left bicep.
George Bush screams in panic, and runs from the arena, claiming his hair transplants have come back to get him.

WINNER: (By countout) Howard



why was I fighting George Bush? ;D

Why waste 40 minutes at all?


To fill in the fight. I'll P.M. you about it.

To fill in the fight. I'll P.M. you about it.



There's no need.

There's no need.


All I was gonna do was show you his fight and my adding to it(or you can check the previous page). He didn't have both sides attacking each round(well, the final round isn't necessary).

All I was gonna do was show you his fight and my adding to it(or you can check the previous page). He didn't have both sides attacking each round(well, the final round isn't necessary).


It's obvious that Sister M. doesn't get the point, or does but thinks that nobody cares.

Just goes to prove a point, doesn't it?
(Where's Tom 'T-Bone' Stankus, & his "Existential Blues" when ya need 'em?)

Can I fight with a girl? ;D
you can fight tia. with her mental powers she'll turn you into a wall stain in 0.7 seconds -- and it will only take that long because she'll hesitate momentarily at taking innocent life -- and because the match is so unfair i doubt the thread originator will allow it.

you and tony against tia might be fair, i suppose.

you can fight tia. with her mental powers she'll turn you into a wall stain in 0.7 seconds -- and it will only take that long because she'll hesitate momentarily at taking innocent life -- and because the match is so unfair i doubt the thread originator will allow it.

you and tony against tia might be fair, i suppose.


You can set up a match without loss of life, y'know.

You can set up a match without loss of life, y'know.
just for that -- you die!

just for that -- you die!


Curb your tongue, knave!

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!

*blowing a Bronx cheer*

It's obvious that Sister M. doesn't get the point, or does but thinks that nobody cares.

Just goes to prove a point, doesn't it?
(Where's Tom 'T-Bone' Stankus, & his "Existential Blues" when ya need 'em?)


I PM'd her the fights....

She sent one back saying she didn't want to know(why ask the question in the first place if you don't want to know?).

I'm going to PM it to Davey too.

BTW, did you like the fight "Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer vs Ralph Bakshi & Spongebob Squarepants"?

why ask the question in the first place if you don't want to know?
are you sure you wanna know?

SM kinda trades in being short and a little rude (note the initials), so i wouldn't let it needle you. anyway, RPGs get a bad rap but they can actually be pretty fun.

you can fight tia. with her mental powers she'll turn you into a wall stain in 0.7 seconds -- and it will only take that long because she'll hesitate momentarily at taking innocent life -- and because the match is so unfair i doubt the thread originator will allow it.

you and tony against tia might be fair, i suppose.



I'm not afraid of you. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/sig.gif

are you sure you wanna know?

SM kinda trades in being short and a little rude (note the initials), so i wouldn't let it needle you. anyway, RPGs get a bad rap but they can actually be pretty fun.


Okay. Understood there. ;)

I know how she reacted to different things about myself(like my prior lack of experience taking pictures and my lack of interest sports).

I PM'd her the fights....
She sent one back saying she didn't want to know(why ask the question in the first place if you don't want to know?).
I'm going to PM it to Davey too.
BTW, did you like the fight "Step-chan & HawkTheSlayer vs Ralph Bakshi & Spongebob Squarepants"?


Nice!
IMHO, if Sister soesn't want to play in the reindeer games, that's OK, but she shouldn't blast those who do. There ARE other people in the world besides her, y'know...


SM kinda trades in being short and a little rude (note the initials), so i wouldn't let it needle you. anyway, RPGs get a bad rap but they can actually be pretty fun.


A little rude?!?!?
As for the RPGs, I agree with ya 100%.
Let the Online Battles Reign!

A little rude?!?!?
well, you know, i was being nice.

well, you know, i was being nice.


You know, I applaud you for that, even if it isn't deserved.

I just know well enough that she wouldn't be as nice.
I hope she's happy in her little life, and I wish her well...when I am not blowing my top about her comments.

How about someone fight against Uwe Boll?

How about someone fight against Uwe Boll?
hoozat?

hoozat?


I was thinking it was one of those made up names like Hugh Jass. But then I realised it really dosen't work very well.

I was thinking it was one of those made up names like Hugh Jass. But then I realised it really dosen't work very well.
as long as it's not one of these characters everone in the world but me has heard of. i hate that.

as long as it's not one of these characters everone in the world but me has heard of. i hate that.


He's made those Silent Hill, Bloodrayne and House Of The Dead movies, which are based on video games by those names. Those movies also didn't get good reviews. I figure someone on here would want to fight him in battle.

as long as it's not one of these characters everone in the world but me has heard of. i hate that.


I get that a lot.

Then you have to explain to people that you're not really retarded, you just didn't see/hear/acknowledge that movie/band/E-Grade semi-celeb.

How about fighting Scrappy Doo?

How about fighting Scrappy Doo?
oh hell yes i'll fight scrappy doo. hate that little bastard.

oh hell yes i'll fight scrappy doo. hate that little bastard.


Okay, I'll do the fight tommorrow... unless you want to.

Okay, I'll do the fight tommorrow... unless you want to.
you can do it, i'm still not getting these rules quite.

can you throw in benji? he should be a good guy.

http://www.radio-canada.ca/television/mondemerveilleuxdedisney/img_div/progr/img_f_benji_dcl.jpg

you can do it, i'm still not getting these rules quite.

can you throw in benji? he should be a good guy.

http://www.radio-canada.ca/television/mondemerveilleuxdedisney/img_div/progr/img_f_benji_dcl.jpg


If you want, I can.

Would you want him as a summon of sorts?

Or as a partner in the fight?

I can PM you a better explaination of the rules if you want Tia.

So that way you could do the fights your way(I don't if you would like how I would make them).

How about fighting Scrappy Doo?


I'll kick his ass anytime. ;D

You just gave me a great idea Howard!

Tia & Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Yu-gi-oh!

You just gave me a great idea Howard!

Tia & Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Yu-gi-oh!


How about a bout with Eminem

How about a bout with Eminem


So Tia & Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Eminem? Would that be good?

So Tia & Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Eminem? Would that be good?


Ok

Ok


2 on 2 fights will take me some time to set-up, so I'll have to do it in my PMs first then copy/paste.

Next fight:

Tia and Howard vs. Scrappy Doo & Eminem!

This fight is set to these rule: the first side to have both members K.O'd loses! 1,000,000 dollar check goes to the winners!

In the red corner, Weighing in at 300+ pounds are the duo of power, the pyschic master and the master of the fighting style, Au Bon Pain! Tia & Howard!

In the blue corner, weighing in at 180+ pounds, are the masters of annoyance, the crappy little pup and the white rapper...

Scrappy Doo & Eminem!

Round 1

Eminem attacks Tia with his microphone, Tia saw the attack coming 2 minutes ago and dodges!

Tia: No damage!

Tia attacks Scrappy Doo with a psychic energy shot!

Scrappy doo: 23 damage!

Scrappy Doo yells "puppy power" and charges at Howard, he accidently trips and flies into Howard's stomach!

Howard: 2 damage!
Scrappy Doo: 5 damage!

Howard throws some super rock hard stale biscotti bread at Eminem!

Eminem: 22 damage, Eminem is stunned from the attack!

Round 2

Tia seeing Eminem stunned, uses ESP to fling 4 chairs into him!

Eminem: 45 damage, Eminem recovers from being stunned!

Scrappy Doo attacks Tia with a couple punches and an uppercut after He finished attacking Eminem!

Tia: 1 Damage! Tia smacks Scrappy Doo off of him!

Scrappy Doo: 10 damage!

After that, Howard grabs Scrappy Doo! He ties moldy Biscotti bread, an M-80 and a Molotov Cocktail to Scrappy and throws him at Eminem!

Scrappy Doo: 77 damage!
Eminem: 75 damage!

Eminem starts rapping rapidily and loudly at Tia & Howard!

Tia & Howard: 12 damage!

Round 3

Tia calls out Benji!

Benji jumps in front of Eminem and Scrappy Doo and barks at them!

Eminem: 94 damage!
Scrappy Doo: 73 damage!

Howard psyches up! Howard's Tension increases to 100!

Howard grabs Eminem and does the Au Bon Pain super toss, flinging him into Scrappy Doo!

Eminem: 150 damage!
Scrappy doo: 190 damage!

Eminem tries to shoot Tia with a .22! Tia predicted the attack 5 minutes ago!

Tia slows down time, catches the bullet and throws it at super speed into Eminem's leg!

Eminem: 241 damage, Enimem's leg is wounded!

Scrappy Doo tackles Howard!

Howard: 1 damage, Howard then kicks Scrappy in the crotch!

Scrappy Doo: 15 damage!

Round 4

Scrappy Doo yells "Let me at 'em, I'll splat 'em!" and runs toward Tia! Tia, who decided that play time was over, performs an uber psychic attack.... Psychic-piercer-bomb!

Scrappy Doo: 17,999 damage! Scrappy Doo is K.O.'d!

Howard seeing Eminem limping over to the corner, grabs Scrappy Doo and rams him into Eminem's rectum and performs one of his most powerful attacks! The Au-Bon-Laser-Piledriver!

Eminem: 17, 005 damage and Scrappy Doo's unconcious body pops out of Eminem's rear! Eminem is knocked out cold!

The winners: Tia & Howard! They get a 1,000,000 dollar check!

lol! that's pretty funny.

my favorite attack...

"After that, Howard grabs Scrappy Doo! He ties moldy Biscotti bread, an M-80 and a Molotov Cocktail to Scrappy and throws him at Eminem!"

that's how i'd've handled it if i didn't have the uber psychic powers.

i like it when tia wins, but not nearly as much as i like it when scrappy doo loses.

I figured you would like it.

moral of the story is: u fk with tia, u get da hornz.

she don't want no trouble but somehow it always seems to find her. and then she's got to uncork the mental whoopass.

I knew we'd win  ;D

I knew we'd win  ;D


Now, could you and Tia make a fight where I'm battling against, Clay Aikens?

Now, could you and Tia make a fight where I'm battling against, Clay Aikens?
how about roger whittaker and his army of aging folk singers?

http://www.msties.com/episodes/903.htm

(go down to the bottom...)

in a paroxysm of geekiness i put up a rudimentary home page about the D&D campaign i'm running here at the house of geekiness.

http://aldersaab.profusehost.net/test/index.php

it's pretty ugly. that troll logo totally isn't working.

how about roger whittaker and his army of aging folk singers?

http://www.msties.com/episodes/903.htm

(go down to the bottom...)

in a paroxysm of geekiness i put up a rudimentary home page about the D&D campaign i'm running here at the house of geekiness.

http://aldersaab.profusehost.net/test/index.php

it's pretty ugly. that troll logo totally isn't working.


Okay, how about the first one.

Okay, how about the first one.
the first one? you wanna fight roger whittaker?

do you have any special skills to counteract his ability to turn to stone with his acoustic guitar stylings? because i wouldn't want to see you get hurt.

the first one? you wanna fight roger whittaker?

do you have any special skills to counteract his ability to turn to stone with his acoustic guitar stylings? because i wouldn't want to see you get hurt.


I can transform into different characters that have powers that destroy stone.

Puchiko's eye lasers are one example.

Now, could you and Tia make a fight where I'm battling against, Clay Aikens?



Let Tia do it.

Let Tia do it.


What would it take to get you to post a fight?

What would it take to get you to post a fight?



I don't know.

I don't know.


Neither do I.

Just let Tia do it.

What would it take to get you to post a fight?
i might. i'm sorta busy cooking up this campaign today.

I will be waiting. :)

I'm surprised Hawk hasn't done the one he told me he's going to do.

(Unless he's writing it down first)

This Grudge Match is scheduled for one fall, with a 60 minute time limit!

Introducing first- From the planet Gallifrey, weighing 100 and plenty, wearing a multicolored trenchcoat, visor-shades and a driving cap: THE DOCTOR!

His opponent- Also from Gallifrey, weight unknown, wearing a neon punk chick's outfit: THE RANI!

-ROUND ONE-

The Doctor regenerates into the form of Hawk, the Slayer.
The Rani tells him that no one likes him, especially her.

No dmg. for the Doctor.

The Doctor makes a snappy comeback to the Rani's retort, commenting on her brilliant-yet-sterile mind.
The Rani's dmg.: 5 points, and a stung look on her face...

-ROUND TWO-

The Rani tells the Doctor that she doesn't need anything from him, and he should shut the (CENSORED) up.
The Doctor's dmg.: 1 point.

The Doctor bench-thumps the Rani's knee, and informs her that Midol could help her with her problem.
The Rani's dmg.: 5 points, and a furious but futile swipe at the Doctor...

-ROUND THREE-

The Rani decides she can't take the Doctor on all by herself, so she summons 3 Tetraps, to do her bidding.
The Doctor blinks, and unwinds his 17' long scarf.

The Doctor pops all 3 Tetraps on the buttocks with his scarf, in a gym-towel fashion.
All 3 Tetraps run off, in gibbering fear.
The Rani can only sputter about how she doesn't need anyone, because she's the Rani...

-FINAL ROUND-

The Doctor straps the Rani down onto a brain transference table.
The Rani: No dmg., but is unable to move, and continues to have diarrhea of the mouth.

The Doctor switches the Rani's brain with that of Britney Spears, a NY Yankees player, and a New York female punk, in a brilliant version of the Shell Game.

The Doctor then jettisons all test subjects into space, and whistles his way back to the Control Room of his TARDIS.
The Rani's dmg.: 5 seconds before she explodes in space, she sings "OOPS! I Did It Again".....

WINNER: The Doctor

.. WAIT! What's this. Lemmy runs down the entrance ramp, slides in to the ring. A kick to the mid-section and.. Oh no.. no, The Doctor is doubled over and Lemmy hits him over the head with the bass guitar! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!

.. WAIT! What's this. Lemmy runs down the entrance ramp, slides in to the ring. A kick to the mid-section and.. Oh no.. no, The Doctor is doubled over and Lemmy hits him over the head with the bass guitar! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!



Holy sh*t.

.. WAIT! What's this. Lemmy runs down the entrance ramp, slides in to the ring. A kick to the mid-section and.. Oh no.. no, The Doctor is doubled over and Lemmy hits him over the head with the bass guitar! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!


Wha?

That's a first! An attack after the posted match(Both which are cool)!

How about a fight between Me and My old supervisor from Au Bon Pain,Mr.Carpenter? ;D

Wha?


You don't do run ins?

You don't do run ins?


Who doesn't do run-ins?

Who doesn't do run-ins?



Step-chan, apparently.

Who doesn't do run-ins?


Howard, you know about run-ins don't you. Like DX on Raw the other night!!!

Can I run-in? ;D

Howard, you know about run-ins don't you. Like DX on Raw the other night!!!



yeah I know they had a bounty on them on Raw Monday Night ;D

Can I run-in? ;D



Absolutely.  You're on Lemmy's team.

You don't do run ins?


I changed my post, it's allowable. ;)

You just happened to reply before I finished my edit and saved.

This happens alot to me when I decided I had more to say. :D

Absolutely.  You're on Lemmy's team.


Who's He? ???

The next match I do will be me vs. a certain politician(not the president).

Can I run-in? ;D


Yeah, Howard, you could be Triple H, he's a good friend of Lemmy.


Who's He? ???


He's a rock & roll musician. His band is Motorhead and he recorded Triple H and Evolution's entrance music.

Who's He? ???



Lemmy Kilmister.....lead singer of Motorhead.....guy in Davey's av.....oh man, don't let him see this.

The next match I do will be me vs. a certain politician(not the president).


I wonder who it might be.

Yeah, Howard, you could be Triple H, he's a good friend of Lemmy.


Davey- Nice touch!

You're lucky I happen to like Motorhead.

Howard- Lemmy Kilmister is the lead vocalist/Bass player for Motorhead, an Irish Metal group.

POST NOTE: Lemmy turns around in apparent triumph, when he gets pegged in the head with a cricket ball, at full-force, at point-blank range!

Lemmy's dmg.: 5 points, and a sneer that would stop Kane in his tracks!

Soon To Come: Lemmy Kilmister vs. The Doctor, in a Falls Count Anywhere Match! :D

Davey- Nice touch!

You're lucky I happen to like Motorhead.

Howard- Lemmy Kilmister is the lead vocalist/Bass player for Motorhead, an Irish Metal group.

POST NOTE: Lemmy turns around in apparent triumph, when he gets pegged in the head with a cricket ball, at full-force, at point-blank range!

Lemmy's dmg.: 5 points, and a sneer that would stop Kane in his tracks!

Soon To Come: Lemmy Kilmister vs. The Doctor, in a Falls Count Anywhere Match! :D



Time To Play The Game ;D

Time To Play The Game ;D


With Step-chan as a guest referee! :D

With Step-chan as a guest referee! :D


I would kick you right in the balls. ;D

I would kick you right in the balls. ;D


And be disqualified for doing so.

Davey- Nice touch!

You're lucky I happen to like Motorhead.

Howard- Lemmy Kilmister is the lead vocalist/Bass player for Motorhead, an Irish Metal group.

POST NOTE: Lemmy turns around in apparent triumph, when he gets pegged in the head with a cricket ball, at full-force, at point-blank range!

Lemmy's dmg.: 5 points, and a sneer that would stop Kane in his tracks!

Soon To Come: Lemmy Kilmister vs. The Doctor, in a Falls Count Anywhere Match! :D


.. Irish... metal.  ??? Phil Lynott never joined Motorhead.. they just wanted him to.. anywho.

With Lemmy out cold on the floor (not an uncommon site) the second horseman of the apocalypse enters the fray, Phil Campbell running down the ring and taunting The Doctor. The Doctor takes a swing with the baseball bat and catches Phil with a grazing blow, but from under the ring WURZEL! WURZEL! WURZEL! The return of Wurzel! He lands a right hand, another right hand.. comes back, Oh man, a big uppercut to the jaw of the Doctor. Now.. Wurzel ascends the turnbuckle and goes for the.. Oh it's the speedfreak splash!

I would like to fight Mr.Carpenter my ex-supervisor at Au Bon Pain

I would like to fight Mr.Carpenter my ex-supervisor at Au Bon Pain


You're gonna have to wait for one of us to do it, or do it yourself. ;)

You're gonna have to wait for one of us to do it, or do it yourself. ;)


I can wait.

I can wait.


I just P.M.d you an important question.

I can't get you're rising sign without you answering my PM!

I can't get you're rising sign without you answering my PM!


I erased it by accident

I erased it by accident


Sure you did..... ::)

Sure you did..... ::)


Let's battle. >:(

Let's battle. >:(


:D :D :D :D :D

:D :D :D :D :D


I would kick your butt

dag. five on one!

Five against me?  :D :D :D :D :D

dag. five on one!


Fantastic! >:(

Fantastic! >:(


Did that "Sure you did" line really make you mad?

Did that "Sure you did" line really make you mad?


I don't know

Step-chan: Watch out for Howard's SuperSonic Cheek Blaster.

I saw his fight in a tag-team match. He's freaky!!! :D

I don't know


Hmmm.....

Next fight....

Step-chan vs. Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels

This fight is for one fall! No holds barred!

In the inferno corner, weighing in 165 pounds, the master of the art of Ninja-Dancer and Summoning... Step-chan!

In the Republican corner, weighing in a 180? pounds, the master of f***ing up Indiana even more than what it was to begin with, partially by getting daylight saving time re-instated... Bitc.. er.. I mean.. Mitch Daniels!

Round 1

Mitch Daniels shows the plan he used to get DST back in to Step-chan.

Step-chan: 9 damage, Step-chan becomes infuriated!

Step-chan strikes Mitch Daniels with a roundhouse kick.

Mitch Daniels: 18 damage, Mitch calls Step-chan a whiny *censored* after getting kick.

Step-chan: No damage.

Round 2

Step-chan summons the dancing PB&J Banana!

Dancing PB&J Banana(singing): It's peanut butter jelly time! It's peanut butter jelly time! It's peanut jelly time! Uhwaya, uhwaya, uhwaya, uhwaya, uhwaya, uhwaya, it's peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly...

Mitch Daniels: 68 damage!

Mitch Daniels throws some flawed and useless planner documents at Step-chan and the Dancing PB&J Banana!

Step-chan: 5 damage!

Dancing PB&J Banana: 10 damage! Dancing PB&J Banana runs off!

Round 3

Mitch Daniels continuing his assault summons a boring speaker to lecture! Step-chan wisely puts ear-plugs in his ears to block the sound!

Step-chan: No damage! He stays awake!

Step-chan performs the Sexy Cat-Girl no Jutsu! Step-chan turns into a sexy naked cat-girl! Mitch can't believe what he's seeing!

Mitch Daniels: 33 damage, just from seeing it! Mitch is so stunned he can't move!

Step-chan strikes Mitch Daniels with the Cat-scratch-fever attack while in the naked cat-girl form!

Mitch Daniels: 173 damage!

Step-chan changes back to his normal form!

Round 4

Mitch Daniels, at the end of his rope, tries his desperation strike... The DST bracker beam!

Step-chan: 133 damage! Step-chan tells Mitch that he'll have to do better than that!

Step-chan powers up one of his signature attacks! The Moon Dance!!!! Step-chan performs that Moon Dance on Mitch Daniels! A cresent beam slams down incredibly hard on Mitch!

Mitch Daniels: 7,000 damage! Mitch Daniels is K.O.'d!

Winner: Step-chan!

one gets the sense the outcome was pre-ordained. :P

one gets the sense the outcome was pre-ordained. :P


Well, I was just venting some anger toward ol' Mitch..... I hate what he's done.

Not my best made fight, but I've been under alot of stress lately.

I feel the same way about ol' Arnie!

I feel the same way about ol' Arnie!


Yep. I feel that elections are rigged anyway(for the most part, namely if they really want a certain person in office).

What's the next fight?

one gets the sense the outcome was pre-ordained. :P


Never. NEVER.

I'll fight Tubeway in a steel cage.

What's the next fight?


Don't know.

Don't know.


Let's think of one.

Let's think of one.


I'm not in the best mood to right now.

Could do a 2 on 2 battle involving one inthe00s member on opposing sides with a celebrity/cartoon or video game character paired up to each.

in full geek mode now: i'm working on a big boss for this dungeon i'm running, he's a made up class, like cleric only crazier and with some made-up spells. here's my spell list.

***

1st level: Create Festering Wound, Detect Mutation, Curse, command, Cause Light wounds, protection from good, putrefy food and drink, sanctuary

2nd: Distort 15

What's the next fight?


How about Howard & Johnny Bravo vs. either Ren & Stimpy, or Robin & Batman?

How about Howard & Johnny Bravo vs. either Ren & Stimpy, or Robin & Batman?


Me and Johnny Bravo would kick major ass! ;D

That would be cool.

Watch for the following fight, within the next 12 hours-

Howard and Johnny Bravo vs. "Robin" and Batman!

Watch for the following fight, within the next 12 hours-

Howard and Johnny Bravo vs. "Robin" and Batman!


In A Steel Cage

In A Steel Cage


I'll have to think of something soon.

I'll leave the Howard fight to Hawk though(2 on 2s take longer to type).

I'll leave the Howard fight to Hawk though(2 on 2s take longer to type).


It'll be on later this evening.

It'll be on later this evening.


I just need to figure out a battle to do myself, the last 2 on 2 battle I did took longer than one session(I had to save part of it in my PMs).

This contest is scheduled for one fall!

It is a Steel Cage Match, with no set time limit.

Introducing first- From Gotham City, weighing in at 220 lbs, at 78 years of age-
BATMAN!
His partner- refusing to identify weight, origin, or sex- "ROBIN!"

Their opponents:
Introducing first- From Bayside, NY., weighing in at 100-n-plenty, dressed in the "Au Bon Pain" uniform-
HOWARD!
His partner- From the Cartoon Network, weighing in at 250 lbs. (including the pompadour)- JOHNNY BRAVO!

-PREMATCH-

Howard goes to shake "Robin's" hand..."Robin" spits in it.
Howard is confused...
Johnny Bravo strikes his patented "Whoa, Mama" pose.
Batman gets a hernia trying to imitate it...

-ROUND ONE-

Batman whispers for "Robin" to fight Howard, while he "does something".
"Robin" tells Howard he is worthless.
Howard- No dmg., but is somewhat befuddled.
Howard attempts to smack "Robin" with his apron.
"Robin" dodges, and whispers that this is just like avoiding his phone calls.
Howard scratches his head...
Johnny Bravo notices Batman attempting to scale the turnbuckles, but does nothing, as Batman is taking an extremely long time...

-ROUND TWO-

Howard tags in Johnny Bravo.
"Robin" calls Howard a "wimp", and remarks how he can't handle his own problems.
Howard- 10 dmg, due to hurt feelings.
Johnny Bravo rams "Robin" in the gut, with his pompadour, which has enough hairspray to break the Great Wall of China.
"Robin"- 30 dmg, and the eye mask comes loose, but not off.
"Robin" is winded, and misses hitting Johnny Bravo in the yambags.
Johnny Bravo looks down, and simultaneously hammerlocks "Robin" on the ground, while breathing in "Robin's" face, and telling "Robin" that he has been eating a Bronx "Gastro-Death Dealer" hot dog.
"Robin" barfs, and Johnny Bravo lets go, lamenting about his new black T-Shirt getting messed up.
Johnny Bravo- 2 dmg, and is wringing his shirt out...

-ROUND THREE-

Johnny Bravo tags in Howard.
Howard prepares to apply the "Back-Handed Tongue Lock" to "Robin".
"Robin" stops him by saying that he wrestles as well as he holds a job.
Howard stops dead in his tracks, and wonders about the eye mask, which has not been fixed.
"Robin" goes for a yambag punch, and stops short, saying "I can't do it! I just can't touch it!"
Howard is shocked, and rips at the eye mask.
Howard reveals that "Robin" is actually Robin!!!!!!
Robin spits at Howard, but Howard dodges.
Howard is shocked enough, allowing Robin another attack...

-ROUND FOUR-

Howard vaguely hears Johnny Bravo yelling at him.
While Howard turns to hear, Robin clocks him with a loaded purse.
Howard- 30 dmg, and out like a light.
Batman finally makes it to the top turnbuckle, and prepares to "Bat Bomb" Howard.
Johnny Bravo rushes in, pulls Howard out of the way,and Batman falls flat on his face.
Batman- 50 dmg, and out for the count.
Johnny Bravo strikes his "C'mere, Baby" pose at Robin, distracting her for a moment.
Robin says that she'll "do" Johnny over Howard any day.
Suddenly........



Howard sits up, and a rage flows through his body, causing him to shake like Hulk Hogan and Eugene put together.
Robin attempts to kick his face, and Howard grabs her leg, pulling her into a face-plant on the mat.
Johnny Bravo gets out of the way, as Howard suddenly lifts Robin up, and hits her with his most notorious maneuver: "The Au Bon Pain Slam", from the second rope, as he holds her!
Robin: 40 dmg, and stunned enough for Howard to make another attack....
Johnny Bravo and Howard link arms, and perform the "Greg Brady" on Robin, which leaves her screaming like a gibbering idiot, in the center of the ring.
Johnny Bravo motions for the door of the cage to be opened, and gets out.
Howard goes to get out, stops, turns around, and rips his uniform off, to reveal a male stripper's outfit.
The female fans in the place go wild!
Howard farts in Robin's face, before exiting the cage.

WINNERS: Johnny Bravo and HOWARD!

This contest is scheduled for one fall!

It is a Steel Cage Match, with no set time limit.

Introducing first- From Gotham City, weighing in at 220 lbs, at 78 years of age-
BATMAN!
His partner- refusing to identify weight, origin, or sex- "ROBIN!"

Their opponents:
Introducing first- From Bayside, NY., weighing in at 100-n-plenty, dressed in the "Au Bon Pain" uniform-
HOWARD!
His partner- From the Cartoon Network, weighing in at 250 lbs. (including the pompadour)- JOHNNY BRAVO!

-PREMATCH-

Howard goes to shake "Robin's" hand..."Robin" spits in it.
Howard is confused...
Johnny Bravo strikes his patented "Whoa, Mama" pose.
Batman gets a hernia trying to imitate it...

-ROUND ONE-

Batman whispers for "Robin" to fight Howard, while he "does something".
"Robin" tells Howard he is worthless.
Howard- No dmg., but is somewhat befuddled.
Howard attempts to smack "Robin" with his apron.
"Robin" dodges, and whispers that this is just like avoiding his phone calls.
Howard scratches his head...
Johnny Bravo notices Batman attempting to scale the turnbuckles, but does nothing, as Batman is taking an extremely long time...

-ROUND TWO-

Howard tags in Johnny Bravo.
"Robin" calls Howard a "wimp", and remarks how he can't handle his own problems.
Howard- 10 dmg, due to hurt feelings.
Johnny Bravo rams "Robin" in the gut, with his pompadour, which has enough hairspray to break the Great Wall of China.
"Robin"- 30 dmg, and the eye mask comes loose, but not off.
"Robin" is winded, and misses hitting Johnny Bravo in the yambags.
Johnny Bravo looks down, and simultaneously hammerlocks "Robin" on the ground, while breathing in "Robin's" face, and telling "Robin" that he has been eating a Bronx "Gastro-Death Dealer" hot dog.
"Robin" barfs, and Johnny Bravo lets go, lamenting about his new black T-Shirt getting messed up.
Johnny Bravo- 2 dmg, and is wringing his shirt out...

-ROUND THREE-

Johnny Bravo tags in Howard.
Howard prepares to apply the "Back-Handed Tongue Lock" to "Robin".
"Robin" stops him by saying that he wrestles as well as he holds a job.
Howard stops dead in his tracks, and wonders about the eye mask, which has not been fixed.
"Robin" goes for a yambag punch, and stops short, saying "I can't do it! I just can't touch it!"
Howard is shocked, and rips at the eye mask.
Howard reveals that "Robin" is actually Robin!!!!!!
Robin spits at Howard, but Howard dodges.
Howard is shocked enough, allowing Robin another attack...

-ROUND FOUR-

Howard vaguely hears Johnny Bravo yelling at him.
While Howard turns to hear, Robin clocks him with a loaded purse.
Howard- 30 dmg, and out like a light.
Batman finally makes it to the top turnbuckle, and prepares to "Bat Bomb" Howard.
Johnny Bravo rushes in, pulls Howard out of the way,and Batman falls flat on his face.
Batman- 50 dmg, and out for the count.
Johnny Bravo strikes his "C'mere, Baby" pose at Robin, distracting her for a moment.
Robin says that she'll "do" Johnny over Howard any day.
Suddenly........



Howard sits up, and a rage flows through his body, causing him to shake like Hulk Hogan and Eugene put together.
Robin attempts to kick his face, and Howard grabs her leg, pulling her into a face-plant on the mat.
Johnny Bravo gets out of the way, as Howard suddenly lifts Robin up, and hits her with his most notorious maneuver: "The Au Bon Pain Slam", from the second rope, as he holds her!
Robin: 40 dmg, and stunned enough for Howard to make another attack....
Johnny Bravo and Howard link arms, and perform the "Greg Brady" on Robin, which leaves her screaming like a gibbering idiot, in the center of the ring.
Johnny Bravo motions for the door of the cage to be opened, and gets out.
Howard goes to get out, stops, turns around, and rips his uniform off, to reveal a male stripper's outfit.
The female fans in the place go wild!
Howard farts in Robin's face, before exiting the cage.

WINNERS: Johnny Bravo and HOWARD!



Finally Him And I win a match.

So, Howie-

Didja diggit?

curiosity: are y'all actually using dice and stats to randomize the results?

curiosity: are y'all actually using dice and stats to randomize the results?


A-huh, huh, huh, huh! You said "y'all"!

-As for the stats, dice, etc.- Each fight runner does it differently.

I use the patented HANS (Hamilton Assigned Number System).

A-huh, huh, huh, huh! You said "y'all"!

-As for the stats, dice, etc.- Each fight runner does it differently.

I use the patented HANS (Hamilton Assigned Number System).
i'm from houston! we've engineered a clever workaround for the english language's defect of lacking a plural second-person pronoun.

let's face it, "y'all" has got it all over "ee-yuns."

i'm from houston! we've engineered a clever workaround for the english language's defect of lacking a plural second-person pronoun.

let's face it, "y'all" has got it all over "ee-yuns."


Hey, jeet yet?

This contest is scheduled for one fall!

It is a Steel Cage Match, with no set time limit.

Introducing first- From Gotham City, weighing in at 220 lbs, at 78 years of age-
BATMAN!
His partner- refusing to identify weight, origin, or sex- "ROBIN!"

Their opponents:
Introducing first- From Bayside, NY., weighing in at 100-n-plenty, dressed in the "Au Bon Pain" uniform-
HOWARD!
His partner- From the Cartoon Network, weighing in at 250 lbs. (including the pompadour)- JOHNNY BRAVO!

-PREMATCH-

Howard goes to shake "Robin's" hand..."Robin" spits in it.
Howard is confused...
Johnny Bravo strikes his patented "Whoa, Mama" pose.
Batman gets a hernia trying to imitate it...

-ROUND ONE-

Batman whispers for "Robin" to fight Howard, while he "does something".
"Robin" tells Howard he is worthless.
Howard- No dmg., but is somewhat befuddled.
Howard attempts to smack "Robin" with his apron.
"Robin" dodges, and whispers that this is just like avoiding his phone calls.
Howard scratches his head...
Johnny Bravo notices Batman attempting to scale the turnbuckles, but does nothing, as Batman is taking an extremely long time...

-ROUND TWO-

Howard tags in Johnny Bravo.
"Robin" calls Howard a "wimp", and remarks how he can't handle his own problems.
Howard- 10 dmg, due to hurt feelings.
Johnny Bravo rams "Robin" in the gut, with his pompadour, which has enough hairspray to break the Great Wall of China.
"Robin"- 30 dmg, and the eye mask comes loose, but not off.
"Robin" is winded, and misses hitting Johnny Bravo in the yambags.
Johnny Bravo looks down, and simultaneously hammerlocks "Robin" on the ground, while breathing in "Robin's" face, and telling "Robin" that he has been eating a Bronx "Gastro-Death Dealer" hot dog.
"Robin" barfs, and Johnny Bravo lets go, lamenting about his new black T-Shirt getting messed up.
Johnny Bravo- 2 dmg, and is wringing his shirt out...

-ROUND THREE-

Johnny Bravo tags in Howard.
Howard prepares to apply the "Back-Handed Tongue Lock" to "Robin".
"Robin" stops him by saying that he wrestles as well as he holds a job.
Howard stops dead in his tracks, and wonders about the eye mask, which has not been fixed.
"Robin" goes for a yambag punch, and stops short, saying "I can't do it! I just can't touch it!"
Howard is shocked, and rips at the eye mask.
Howard reveals that "Robin" is actually Robin!!!!!!
Robin spits at Howard, but Howard dodges.
Howard is shocked enough, allowing Robin another attack...

-ROUND FOUR-

Howard vaguely hears Johnny Bravo yelling at him.
While Howard turns to hear, Robin clocks him with a loaded purse.
Howard- 30 dmg, and out like a light.
Batman finally makes it to the top turnbuckle, and prepares to "Bat Bomb" Howard.
Johnny Bravo rushes in, pulls Howard out of the way,and Batman falls flat on his face.
Batman- 50 dmg, and out for the count.
Johnny Bravo strikes his "C'mere, Baby" pose at Robin, distracting her for a moment.
Robin says that she'll "do" Johnny over Howard any day.
Suddenly........



Howard sits up, and a rage flows through his body, causing him to shake like Hulk Hogan and Eugene put together.
Robin attempts to kick his face, and Howard grabs her leg, pulling her into a face-plant on the mat.
Johnny Bravo gets out of the way, as Howard suddenly lifts Robin up, and hits her with his most notorious maneuver: "The Au Bon Pain Slam", from the second rope, as he holds her!
Robin: 40 dmg, and stunned enough for Howard to make another attack....
Johnny Bravo and Howard link arms, and perform the "Greg Brady" on Robin, which leaves her screaming like a gibbering idiot, in the center of the ring.
Johnny Bravo motions for the door of the cage to be opened, and gets out.
Howard goes to get out, stops, turns around, and rips his uniform off, to reveal a male stripper's outfit.
The female fans in the place go wild!
Howard farts in Robin's face, before exiting the cage.

WINNERS: Johnny Bravo and HOWARD!


WOW.........

So, Howie-

Didja diggit?


Yes I dig it.

Next fight I'll be doing.....

Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto vs. Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad and the Mooninites in a Handicap match(With Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto being out numbered 5 to 3!)!*

I'll have to write this one down first, as it will be my most complex match set-up!

*I don't hate the Aqua Teen Hunger Force, I just thought it would be a fun battle idea.

This is Silulu:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h12/Step-chan/Catgirls/Silulu934900daf3w4.jpg

So, what time's the 3rd battle?

So, what time's the 3rd battle?


When I get it done on paper before I come back to the library. I have to do it this way instead of improving like I did before, improving the battles takes too much of the time on my sessions.

I did the whole battle on paper last night, now I'm going to save it to my PMs until I have it all in there then copy and post it here.

About to put the last of it up!

Okay, the next fight:

Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto vs. Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad and The Mooninites!

Annoucer: Welcome to the fight! It's great to be here isn't?
HawkTheSlayer: it sure is! Let's get to the statistics of each team!

Annoucer: Step-chan is an Experience Ninjadancer and Summoner, he can summon alot of different beings and people! He also has a high Chakra rating and can do a variety of magical dances.

Silulu is a resident of Sea Lounge and has a moderate Chakra rating, is able to cast magic spells and use her sex appeal to help in battle.

Naruto is force to be reckoned with, he has the Ninetailed Fox Demon sealed in his belly and has the highest Chakra rating of the three! He can do alot of different jutsu as well.

HawkTheSlayer: Master Shake is a total jerk, he can't do a whole except for headbutting and tackling people.

Frylock is the most competent of the five, he can fire lasers from his eyes and has a good Chakra rating.

Meatwad actually has the highest Chakra rating of the five, but he doesn't know how to use it, he is also the dimmest bulb of the group.

The Mooninites are just total d****! They are fairly weak and don't produce Chakra at all, they have to use tools in battle to help out!

Annoucer: Looks the fight is about to start!

Round 1

Master Shake tries to flirt with Silulu!
Silulu: 1 damage, Silulu slaps Master Shake
Master Shake: 3 damage.

Naruto hits Meatwad with a few Kunai!
Meatwad: 15 damage.

Meatwad throws a punch at Step-chan! Step-chan dodges!
Step-chan: No damage.

Silulu hits the Little Mooninite with a silver platter!
Little Mooninite: 10 damage.

Frylock whips Naruto with his fry hair!
Naruto: 7 damage.

Step-chan attacks the Big Mooninite with a chakra powered palm thrust!
Big Mooninite: 14 damage.

The Little Mooninite kicks Step-chanin the crotch!
Step-chan: 2 damage, Step-chan bends over in pain, gets pissed and stomps on the Little Mooninite!
Little Mooninite: 11 damage.

The Big Mooninite throws a couple of rocks at Naruto when his back is turned!
Naruto: 4 damage.

Round 2

Silulu casts Plate Cascade Crash on Frylock, Master Shake and Meatwad!
Frylock: 23 damage. Master Shake: 27 damage. Meatwad: 24 damage.

Meatwad tackles Step-chan!
Step-chan: 4 damage! Meatwad takes 2 damage from the recoil!

Frylock zaps Step-chan and Silulu with a Spiral Laser Shot!
Step-chan: 27 damage. Silulu: 26 damage.

Master Shake laughs at Step-chan and Silulu, Step-chan decides to attack Master Shake!
Step-chan does the Sash Dance on Master Shake!
Master Shake: 28 damage, Master Shake Headbutts Step-chan afterward!
Step-chan: 5 damage. Master Shake takes 1 damage from the recoil!

Master Shake throws Meatwad at Naruto's feet while he's running into attack, causing him to trip!
Naruto: 7 damage! Meatwad: 15 damage!

Naruto gets up and throws Meatwad back at Master Shake, hitting him and sending both him and Meatwad flying into Frylock and The Mooninites!
Meatwad: 15 damage. Master Shake: 6 damage. Frylock: 19 damage. Big Mooninite: 24 damage. Little Mooninite: 25 damage.

The Mooninites start up their strategy to stop Step-chan and his teammates dead in their tracks!
The Little Mooninite cusses at Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto! They start laughing while the Big Mooninite puts on the Foreigner Belt, so that they can use the magical powers of Foreigner songs!

The Big Mooninite tells Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto that they are "as cold as ice"!
Step-chan: 14 damage. Silulu: 11 damage. Naruto: 10 damage.
Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto are frozen, they can't move!

Round 3

The Aqua Teen Hunger Force and The Mooninites attack Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto while their frozen!

Master Shake hits Naruto with a shovel!
Naruto: 35 damage.

Frylock zaps Step-chan with Eye Lasers!
Step-chan: 47 damage.

Meatwad hits Silulu with a barrage of lit cigarettes!
Silulu: 9 damage.

The Big Mooninite gives Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto the middle finger!
Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto: No damage, just irritation from being frozen and unable to move.

The Little Mooninite uses the Foreigner Belt and tells Step-chan and his team that they are "hot blooded".
Step-chan: 4 damage. Silulu: 5 damage. Naruto: 5 damage.
Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto are no longer frozen!

The Big Mooninite slaps the Little Mooninite for thawing Step-chan nad his team and calls him a stupid f***.
The Little Mooninite: 1 damage and he feels like an idiot.

Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto start setting up their team combination attack!
Naruto performs his Sexy Jutsu!
Naruto transforms into a sexy naked girl!
Silulu casts a magic spell transforming her outfit into see-through lingerie!
Step-chan performs his Sexy Catgirl Jutsu!
Step-chan transforms into a sexy naked catgirl!
Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad and the Mooninites are too lust adled from the abundant sight of T&A to move!

Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto fire their team combination attack, the Sexy Beam!
Master Shake: 523 damage damage. Frylock: 503 damage. Meatwad: 519 damage. Big Mooninite: 541 damage. Little Mooninite: 536 damage. The Foreigner Belt: 999 damage, The Foreigner Belt is destroyed!

Step-chan and Naruto return to their normal forms!

Silulu's clothing changes back to normal!

Round 4

Master Shake, Frylock and Meatwad fire a team combination Plasma Blast at Step-chan and his team in retaliation!
Step-chan: 103 damage. Silulu: 105 damage. Naruto: 97 damage.

Silulu performs the 64 Tenketsu Strike on the Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
Frylock, Master Shake and Meatwad: 128 damage to each, plus their special attacks have been disabled!

Step-chan summons Dejiko and Puchiko!
Dejiko and Puchiko blast the Aqua Teen Hunger Force and The Mooninites with a barrage of Eye Lasers!
Master Shake: 167 damage. Frylock: 143 damage. Meatwad: 154 damage. Big Mooninite: 160 damage. Little Mooninite: 168 damage.

Naruto, looking at The Mooninites, decides to charge up for one of his special attacks, The Uzumaki Spiral Barrage!

The Mooninites run behind Naruto to attack him from behind!
Naruto accidently farts on The Mooninites!
Big Mooninite: 47 damage. Little Mooninite: 52 damage.
The Mooninites are too stunned from the horrible smell to move!

Naruto says he overdid it, then he performs the art of the Shadow Clone, making 4 extras of himself.
Naruto and his clones perform the Uzumaki Spiral Barrage on The Mooninites!
Big Mooninite: 1,713 damage, the Big Mooninite is knocked out!
Little Mooninite: 1,724 damage, the Little Mooninite is knocked out!

Round 5

With The Mooninites defeated, Step-chan and Silulu prepare to finish off the Aqua Teen Hunger Force!
Naruto cheers Step-chan and Silulu on, Step-chan and Silulu smile and give the big thumbs up!

Silulu grabs Master Shake and gets ready to perform one of her signature attacks, The Sea Lounge Ecchi Bomber!

Silulu spins Master Shake around and slams him into the ring post 10 times and does The Sea Lounge Ecchi Bomber, bashing his head into the mat with fierce intensity!
Master Shake: 1, 436 damage, Master Shake is knocked out!

Step-chan grabs both Frylock and Meatwad, throws them into the air and does a powerful Ninja-dancer strike, the Firemata Dance!
Large balls of fire hit Frylock and Meatwad from every direction!
Frylock: 1,610 damage, Frylock is knocked out!
Meatwad: 1,641 damage, Meatwad is knocked out!

Annoucer: The winners are.... Step-chan, Silulu and Naruto!

HawkTheSlayer: The Little Mooninite was the weakest link in that battle, since he accidently thawed out Step-chan and his team!

Annoucer: Yes, that sure is true.

Cute battle!

Of course, I was honored to be the Guest Announcer, but I always thought of myself as ore of the "Tazz" type.

Cute battle!

Of course, I was honored to be the Guest Announcer, but I always thought of myself as ore of the "Tazz" type.


I'm trying to remember how he was.

Next two fights I'll be doing are...

1. HawkTheSlayer vs. Simon Cowell... Simon Cowell was brought back to life and now he's after Hawk!

2. Step-chan vs. Davey Thrastmister in a rematch! Step-chan wants alittle payback!

Next two fights I'll be doing are...

1. HawkTheSlayer vs. Simon Cowell... Simon Cowell was brought back to life and now he's after Hawk!

2. Step-chan vs. Davey Thrastmister in a rematch! Step-chan wants alittle payback!


Simon will win.

Simon will win.


As if.

Simon will win.


If Simon Cowell wins, I'm blaming Howard.

If Simon Cowell wins, I'm blaming Howard.



Maybe by disqualification ;D

If Simon Cowell wins, I'm blaming Howard.


I'm the one doing, you have nothing to worry about. ;)

I'm the one doing, you have nothing to worry about. ;)


If Simon Cowell has outside help, I reserve the right to summon 3 of the following people, to help:

-Weird Al Yankovic
-Flavor Flav
-Criss Angel, the Mindfreak
-Pete Townshend
-The late Jack Palance
-Jack Thompson
-Adnan alKaissey
-Ghost Rider

If Simon Cowell has outside help, I reserve the right to summon 3 of the following people, to help:

-Weird Al Yankovic
-Flavor Flav
-Criss Angel, the Mindfreak
-Pete Townshend
-The late Jack Palance
-Jack Thompson
-Adnan alKaissey
-Ghost Rider



Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson


Do you like Michael Jackson?

Do you like Michael Jackson?



I used to

If Simon Cowell has outside help, I reserve the right to summon 3 of the following people, to help:

-Weird Al Yankovic
-Flavor Flav
-Criss Angel, the Mindfreak
-Pete Townshend
-The late Jack Palance
-Jack Thompson
-Adnan alKaissey
-Ghost Rider


Okay, so you do summons like I do? Cool!

Heck, Simon Cowell doesn't even have to have outside help for me to have you do a summon! :)

I hope you are familiar with all entities named.

Otherwise, I may have to help fill you in on them.

Weird Al Yankovic- Song Musician and song parody master.
Flavor Flav- Sounds familiar, but I don't remember very well.
Criss Angel, the Mindfreak- Who?
Pete Townshend- Singer from "The Who".
The late Jack Palance- I think I've heard of him, but it's been awhile.
Jack Thompson- I don't even want to think of using him, unless you're going to tie a bomb to him and throw him at Simon Cowell.
Adnan alKaissey- Never heard of him.
Ghost Rider- Ummm....... *Brain shorts out*

Weird Al Yankovic- Song Musician and song parody master.
Flavor Flav- Sounds familiar, but I don't remember very well.
Criss Angel, the Mindfreak- Who?
Pete Townshend- Singer from "The Who".
The late Jack Palance- I think I've heard of him, but it's been awhile.
Jack Thompson- I don't even want to think of using him, unless you're going to tie a bomb to him and throw him at Simon Cowell.
Adnan alKaissey- Never heard of him.
Ghost Rider- Ummm....... *Brain shorts out*


Weird Al- Correct.
Flavor Flav- Has his own show, "Falvor Of Love" on VH1. Rapper who made metal teeth famous.
Criss Angel, the Mindfreak- Master Illusionist. Has his own show on VH1.
Pete Townshend- Guitar-smashing singer/guitarist of The Who."
Jack Palance- Late actor. Known for "City Slickers", but has almost 50 yrs. in films.
Jack Thompson- Useful for throwing  lawsuits and censorship at Simon.
Adnan alKaissey- Semi-retired pro wrestler from Iraq. Also known as "The Sheikh", and "General Adnan".
Ghost Rider- Marvel Comics character, known for riding a motorcycle, and his "supernatural" powers: the Pennance Stare, summoning his "Skull Cycle", and his "Hellfire" touch, which sears, even though it's cold.

Weird Al- Correct.
Flavor Flav- Has his own show, "Falvor Of Love" on VH1. Rapper who made metal teeth famous.
Criss Angel, the Mindfreak- Master Illusionist. Has his own show on VH1.
Pete Townshend- Guitar-smashing singer/guitarist of The Who."
Jack Palance- Late actor. Known for "City Slickers", but has almost 50 yrs. in films.
Jack Thompson- Useful for throwing  lawsuits and censorship at Simon.
Adnan alKaissey- Semi-retired pro wrestler from Iraq. Also known as "The Sheikh", and "General Adnan".
Ghost Rider- Marvel Comics character, known for riding a motorcycle, and his "supernatural" powers: the Pennance Stare, summoning his "Skull Cycle", and his "Hellfire" touch, which sears, even though it's cold.


Okay, cool.

Okay, cool.


;)

I'll be doing the fight tommorrow.

I've got half the fight done and saved in my PMs, I'm doing 4 rounds, but I'm having more than 1 attack from each person per round!

;D

Next fight!

Step-chan: Hello, this is Step-chan, guest annoucer for this exciting battle:

HawkTheSlayer vs. Simon Cowell

Annoucer: HawkTheSlayer has an accomplished record, he hasn't lost any of his previous fights!

Step-chan: Hawk's first victory was against the demon spawn Simon Cowell, he actually killed him in that fight!

Annoucer: Yes, but the executives of "American Idol" revived Simon and had him train to go up against Hawk again!

Step-chan: looks like the fight is about to begin....



In the red corner, weighing in at a plenty, the master of grappling, music-style fighting and summons... HawkTheSlayer!

In the blue corner, weighing in at 170+ pounds, the master of insulting auditioning people, recently revived by some demon TV executives... Simon Cowell!

Round 1

Simon tells Hawk that he shouldn't give up his day job.

HawkTheSlayer: 3 Damage.

Hawk calls Simon a limey queer.

Simon Cowell: 4 Damage.

Simon Cowell throws a bottle of water at Hawk.

HawkTheSlayer: 7 damage.

Hawk does a three punch combo and performs a body slam on Simon Cowell.

Simon Cowell: 25 damage, Simon is too stunned to attack!

Round 2

Hawk continues his attack by doing a moonsault on Simon and hitting him with a Singapore cane.

Simon Cowell: 41 damage, Simon returns to his senses!

Simon kicks Hawk in the shins and slaps him in the face.

HawkTheSlayer: 11 damage.

Hawk powers up and casts the attack spell "Musical-definement-ray"!

Simon Cowell: 50 damage.

Simon summons Paula Abdul to fight!

Paula scoffs Hawk and hits him with a chair!

HawkTheSlayer: 18 damage.

Round 3

Hawk, annoyed by this current situation, does one of his specialties, a quadruple summon! Hawk summons Weird Al Yankovic, Flavor Flav, Pete Townshend and Jack Thompson!

Weird Al plays "Nature Trail To Hell" and tells a very weird story!

Paula Abdul: 44 damage.

Simon Cowell: 42 damage.

Flavor Flav shines his beautiful shiney metal smile at Simon and Paula and starts singing an awesome rap song!

Paula Abdul: 49 damage.

Simon Cowell: 50 damage.

Pete Townshend blars his guitar really loud and hits both Paula and Simon in the head with it!

Paula Abdul: 43 damage!

Simon Cowell: 57 damage!

Jack Thompson opens up his brief case and presents both Paula and Simon with a lawsuit for offensive reality TV and having absolutely no taste and then he farted!

Paula Abdul: 33 damage, Paula runs out of the ring and the building!

Simon Cowell: 99 damage, Simon recovers!

Simon decides to get serious and hits Hawk 5 punches and 4 kicks.

HawkTheSlayer: 53 damage.

Hawk grabs Jack Thompson, ties a bag full of dysentry and ice chucks to him and throws him at Simon! Simon is hit head on!

Simon Cowell: 120 damage, Simon becomes grossed out and gags!

Jack Thompson: 92 damage, Jack Thompson gets up and limps out of the ring!

Simon washes the waste off of him and bum rushes Hawk!

HawkTheSlayer: 58 damage, Hawk stumbles!

Round 4

Simon takes the opportunity to strike again, hitting Hawk with a baseball bat.

HawkTheSlayer: 62 damage, Hawk gets back on his feet!

Hawk grabs Simon by the crotch on throws him into the air, then slugs him with a steel pipe.

Simon Cowell: 99 damage.

Simon, knowing that he doesn't have much energy left, does his desperation attack, the "Omega-you-suck-badly" taunt!

HawkTheSlayer: 204 damage, Hawk tells Simon that wasn't enough to defeat him!

Hawk readies one of his super moves, the "Melodious Albatross Side Slash"!

Hawk does the Melodious Albatross Side Slash on Simon, sending Simon flying into the ropes and rebounding all over the ring!

Simon Cowell: 5,999 damage, Simon Cowell is K.O.'d!

The Winner: HawkTheSlayer!


Step-chan: Simon loses again, good thing too, I don't like him!

Annoucer: See you next time when Step-chan fights against Davey Thrashmister!

Step-chan: I'm ready for him!

Interesting battle!

For future reference, though:

-Pete Townshend doesn't hit groins, he smashes guitars...sometimes on people!
-Jack Thompson also farted in that battle.

BTW, loved the bit with Paula.
Too bad Randy wan't there...could've converted him with either my voice, or my extensive knowledge of Rockwell.

Interesting battle!

For future reference, though:

-Pete Townshend doesn't hit groins, he smashes guitars...sometimes on people!
-Jack Thompson also farted in that battle.

BTW, loved the bit with Paula.
Too bad Randy wan't there...could've converted him with either my voice, or my extensive knowledge of Rockwell.


Okay, I made the changes to it.

What would be some other good ideas?

What would be some other good ideas?


Here's a few:

Santa Claus vs. Michael Jackson
Howard vs. Michael Jackson
Jack Thompson vs. Michael Jackson
Geo. Bush, Jr. vs. Martha Stewart

I thought of doing one w/you vs. the DarkStalkers, but I don't know who you'd summon.
Being fluent in older Japanime, and not really knowing Cat-Girls, I'm flying blind.
(Although "Felicia" was the name of the one in DarkStalkers)

Here's a few:

Santa Claus vs. Michael Jackson
Howard vs. Michael Jackson
Jack Thompson vs. Michael Jackson
Geo. Bush, Jr. vs. Martha Stewart

I thought of doing one w/you vs. the DarkStalkers, but I don't know who you'd summon.
Being fluent in older Japanime, and not really knowing Cat-Girls, I'm flying blind.
(Although "Felicia" was the name of the one in DarkStalkers)


I know of Darkstalkers mainly due to the video game, Felicia and Talbain(The werewolf) were the characters I played as alot(as well as a few others).

As for a fight against a Darkstalker, I'll fight against Morrigan(or more if you want). Have me summon Felicia, as well as some characters from other older anime series.

I have plans for the one against Davey(I let him do one against me first), but won't do it just yet.

I'll PM you on permission to use something in that fight here in alittle bit.

I think I'll do the "Howard vs. Micheal Jackson" one next time.

I think I'll do the "Howard vs. Micheal Jackson" one next time.


Guarantee I'll kick his ass! ;D

Guarantee I'll kick his ass! ;D


O0

O0


So Where's the fight? ???

BTW,Could you put in the fight where I stole his Beat It jacket from 1983? ;D

So Where's the fight? ???

BTW,Could you put in the fight where I stole his Beat It jacket from 1983? ;D


I have to make it first, I couldn't get to the library yesterday and today I don't have the time, I'll do on January 2nd(Since they're closed tommorrow).

Edit: I'll add the last part in too. O0

Howard-

Drop the white sequined glove, and back away from the cryogenic sleep chamber!
This is not a joke!

Howard-

Drop the white sequined glove, and back away from the cryogenic sleep chamber!
This is not a joke!


He's 50 years old,He won't be able to kick my ass.

He's 50 years old,He won't be able to kick my ass.


After I look up something really fast, I'll get going on it.

Howard vs. Michael Jackson

In the red corner weighing in at 160-180 pounds, the master of Au Bon Pain fighting, the Jamminoldies dude..... Howard!

In the blue corner, weighing in at a buck o 5, the man in the mirror, the one who's nose is now smaller than an anime characters..... Michael Jackson!

Red Ant: Hello, I'm Red Ant and I'm the guest annoucer here for this epic battle.

Annoucer: Hey, Red, I heard that Howard stole MJ's "Beat It" jacket. I think that's why he's challenged Howard here tonight.

Red Ant: Yes, that's what I heard as well. The fight is about to start.

Round 1

Howard flashes Michael's jacket right in front of his face!

Michael Jackson: 1 damage, Michael becomes infuriated!

Michael spins around like a "smooth criminal" and slaps Howard two times!

Howard: 2 damage.

Howard grabs Michael by the shirt and punches him in the stomach 5 times!

Michael Jackson: 20 damage.

Michael screams out loud!

Howard: 3 damage.

Round 2

Michael Jackson takes off his hat and starts to moonwalking toward Howard and then does one of his high kicks on Howard's face!

Howard: 4 damage, Howard grabs Michael by the leg and tosses him into the ring post!

Michael Jackson: 9 damage.

Howard pummels Michael with a barrage of moldy stale biscotti!

Michael Jackson: 22 damage.

Michael strikes a pose, grabs himself by the crotch, starts dancing and fires a light beam from his fingers, zapping Howard in the process!

Howard: 9 damage.

Howard calls Step-chan into battle! Howard and Step-chan double team Michael, Howard clothelines him and Step-chan performs a bulldog on him!

Michael Jackson: 40 damage, Michael becomes severely dazed!

Round 3

Step-chan tosses Michael to Howard, Howard performs a back-drop on him!

Michael Jackson: 21 damage, Michael regains his composure!

Step-chan leaves the ring and watches from the audience, cheering Howard on.

Michael calls out "Thriller"! A group of zombies come up from under the ring! Their foul smell hits Howard's nose!

Howard: 11 damage, Howard nearly gags!

Michael and the zombies walk towards Howard!

Howard rips a fart that smells of eggs, habaneros and crushed garlic!

Michael Jackson: 33 damage.

The group of zombies: 999 damage, the zombies burst into flames and turn to ashes!

Michael Jackson starts to panic and tries to tackle Howard!

Howard dodges with ease!

Howard: No damage, Howard shows Michael the billboard chart from early 1992, when Nirvana knocked him from the No. 1 spot.

Michael Jackson: 99 damage, plus severe damage to his ego!

Round 4

Michael becomes really upset over how the fight is turning out. Michael prepares for his ultimate attack. He transforms into a tiger and rams into Howard with all his might!

Howard: 111 damage, Howard gets back up and starts laughing!

Michael turns back to normal.

Howard puts on the "Beat It" jacket and taunts Michael.

Michael runs toward Howard...

Michael falls right into his trap, Howard grabs him and prepares to do one of his finishing moves on him! The Au Bon Biscotti Butt Buster!

Howard gives the signal to Step-chan to throw in the much needed item!

Howard performs the Au Bon Biscotti Butt Buster and Michael, which consists of Howard slamming Michael into mat butt first, then leaping into the air while holding him and piledriving him into a 500 pound rock stale biscotti bread stick that Step-chan just threw into the ring.

Michael Jackson: 3,999 damage, Michael is knocked out!



The winner: Howard!

Red Ant: There you have it, Howard is victorious once again!

Annoucer: Be sure to tune in for our next fight!

That must've been a hell of a fight ;D

That must've been a hell of a fight ;D


Yep. O0

It's someone else's turn to do a battle. ;) O0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKnanVeZi5I

Here's some suggestions for battles to do, I have to write my next one down first and I did the last two.

Red Ant vs. Gwen Stefani
Meat!(Dominic) vs. George Bush
Step-chan & Rainbow Brite vs. A Random Tentacle hentai demon & Murky
Howard vs. Aqua(The ones who sing the "Barbie Girl" song)

Here's some suggestions for battles to do, I have to write my next one down first and I did the last two.

Red Ant vs. Gwen Stefani
Meat!(Dominic) vs. George Bush
Step-chan & Rainbow Brite vs. A Random Tentacle hentai demon & Murky
Howard vs. Aqua(The ones who sing the "Barbie Girl" song)



don't put me with Aqua. ::)

don't put me with Aqua. ::)


You don't want to use your super fighting powers to defeat Aqua?

You don't want to use your super fighting powers to defeat Aqua?



No Not really

No Not really


Okay, how about.......

Howard vs. Ron Jeremy

Wait, bad idea.....

Okay, how about.......

Howard vs. Ron Jeremy

Wait, bad idea.....



Howard And Ron Jeremy?

Howard And Ron Jeremy?


Well, not a good idea....

What do you think?

Well, not a good idea....

What do you think?



vs.Wendy Whoppers And Candy Divine. ;)

vs.Wendy Whoppers And Candy Divine. ;)


Okay.  ;)

Howard vs. Wendy Whoppers and Candy Divine

As well as a few more to add to the list

Step-chan, Airrider & Babooshka vs. Kyoji Ogami, Dragonfly & Tatewaki Kuno
Reichstar(Davey) vs. The happy tree friends

Okay.  ;)

Howard vs. Wendy Whoppers and Candy Divine

As well as a few more to add to the list

Step-chan, Airrider & Babooshka vs. Kyoji Ogami, Dragonfly & Tatewaki Kuno
Reichstar(Davey) vs. The happy tree friends



I'd be the one that would end up happy. ;)

I'd be the one that would end up happy. ;)


I'll bet.... O0

Red Ant & Step-chan vs. Gwen Stefani & Avril Lagvine

Jack Nicholson can take on anyone!

Jack Nicholson can take on anyone!


Do you want to do a fight?

Or...

Meat!(Dominic) vs. Hillary Duff

Come on....

It's a happy song!

Or...

Meat!(Dominic) vs. Hillary Duff

Come on....

It's a happy song!



Hillary would win. ;D

Hillary would win. ;D


I think not.

I think not.


And why is that? ???

OK, youse guys!

Here's one:

Jack Nicholson & Sean Penn
-vs.-
Philip Eno & ChuckyG?

And why is that? ???


I don't know... I figured that since Hillary weighs about a bucko 3, Meat! would have the advantage.

How about me vs.Kitten Natividad? :o    ;D

Step-chan vs. Tokusou Sentai Blessranger(A parody author like me) in a battle to see who is the biggest Japan-o-phile around.

I don't know... I figured that since Hillary weighs about a bucko 3, Meat! would have the advantage.


Meat would take her right straight to the bedroom  ;D

Meat would take her right straight to the bedroom  ;D


That would be a pretty x-rated victory.

Or....

Ranma Saotome vs. Meat!

I'll be posting the fight that I did shortly....

HawkTheSlayer: Hello, welcome to our next match: Step-chan vs. Davey Thrastmister also known as Reichstar!

Annoucer: The last time these two fought was in a 2-on-2 match: Step-chan and Melody faced off against Davey and Tubeway General, a fight which Step-chan and Melody lost.

HawkTheSlayer: It turns out that Step-chan and Melody pushed their power levels down and sealed them for the fight, but turned out that it wasn't needed. Step-chan decided to do another match against Davey to prove it.

Annoucer: The fight is about to start!

Round 1

Reichstar taunts Step-chan with a horrid anime stereotype insult.

Step-chan: 1 damage.

Step-chan taunts Cannibal Corpse, calling them a big pile of ****.

Reichstar: 1 damage, Reichstar runs toward Step-chan!

Reichstar punches Step-chan 3 times and body slams him.

Step-chan: 30 damage.

Step-chan gets back up and kicks Reichstar 4 times.

Reichstar: 30 damage.

Reichstar and Step-chan run at each other, Reichstar delivers 2 punches, 1 kick and 4 chops. Step-chan delivers 3 palm thrust, 2 kicks and 2 elbow punches.

Reichstar 28 damage. Step-chan: 29 damage.

Round 2

Reichstar shoves Step-chan down and farts on him.

Step-chan: 23 damage, Step-chan becomes stunned by the smell.

Reichstar does a leg drop on Step-chan.

Step-chan: 20 damage, Step-chan comes to and gets up.

Step-chan does a chakra powered hip bash on Reichstar, steps on his chest and exhales a ungodly powerful peppermint breath blast on him.

Reichstar: 44 damage.

Reichstar gets up, clotheslines Step-chan and slams a stop sign on him.

Step-chan: 48 damage.

Step-chan performs a ninja skill on Reichstar that traps him in an illusionary world filled with adorable catgirls for the next 15 minutes.

Reichstar: 51 damage, Reichstar is foaming at the mouth.

Reichstar pulls himself together, he's really mad now! He informs Step-chan that he learned the summoning technique and can call a very effective one.

Reichstar summons The Rani.

Step-chan's surprised that he could do that.

The Rani summons Meredith Brooks!

Meredith Brooks plays the song "B****". The Rani's power level increases by 100!

The Rani emits a beam of rude remarks from her mouth.

Step-chan: 145 damage.

Round 3

Step-chan stumbles abit from the attack and gets his balance back. Step-chan starts laughing and reveals the he can easily do over 50 summons since he's at full power.

Step-chan summons Bam! Step-chan tells Bam that The Rani thinks she's better than him. Bam starts laughing, he sees what she is a fan of.

Bam Margera summons the winners of the 2006 World Series: The St. Louis Cardinals!

The Rani: 50 damage, The Rani's power level falls back to normal.

Bam Margera starts taunting and shaking up Reichstar and The Rani incessantly.

Reichstar: 33 damage. The Rani: 77 damage.

The St. Louis Cardinals show the trophy they won.

The Rani: 193 damage.

Meredith Brooks starts playing "B****" again. Bam grabs her guitar, smashes it to pieces and screams in her left ear.

Meredith Brooks jumps out of the ring and runs away!

Reichstar and The Rani fire a team combination attack: The Insulting Blast!

Step-chan: 237 damage. Bam Margera: 172 damage.

Step-chan fires a Moon Beam at Reichstar and The Rani.

Reichstar: 201 damage. The Rani: 250 damage.

Bam Margera skates into Reichstar elbow first.

Reichstar: 30 damage, Reichstar grabs Bam, spins him around and throws him out of the ring and right into the ceiling!

Bam Margera: 1, 321 damage, Bam is knocked out!

The Rani channels power through her rude attitude and unleashes a windy gale at the St. Louis Cardinals.

The St. Louis Cardinals are blown out of the Stadium, Step-chan is outnumbered again!

Step-chan says that he'll use the Sexy Catgirl Transformation Jutsu to fight them.

Step-chan transforms! Reichstar and The Rani get a look...

Step-chan says: "Fooled you!" He reveals that he transformed into Flonne
from Disgaea!

Reichstar and The Rani start laughing and run toward Step-chan while he's in Flonne's form, thinking he's an easy target.

Step-chan(In Flonne's form) rips a fart which turns into lightning bolts that zap both Reichstar and The Rani.

Reichstar: 153 damage. The Rani: 122 damage.

Step-chan changes back and starts laughing. Reichstar and The Rani go over to the corner and plan their strategy. Now their ready to strike!

The Rani fires one of her specialties at Step-chan: The Severe Exaggeration Wave! It sends Step-chan flying into the air, Reichstar jumps into the air, grabs Step-chan and performs a powerful Tombstone Piledriver on him.

Step-chan: 3, 792 damage, Step-chan says he felt that one, then says it's time to get serious.

Round 4

Step-chan summons the Cat Cutie Commandos! Sanada, Millie, Melody, Silulu, Milk and Pudding
appear in the ring!

Together with Step-chan, they fire a team combination: The Catgirl Nation Army Bomb!

Reichstar: 807 damage. The Rani: 784 damage.

The Rani jumps high into the air to unleash a Severe Exaggeration Wave at 10 times the normal intensity.

Step-chan flies up to The Rani using his kite technique and does an intense chakra powered kite tackle into The Rani, sending her falling to the floor.

The Rani: 2, 773 damage, The Rani is knocked out.

The Cat Cutie Commandos grab The Rani, tie her up, gag her, take her out of the stadium and leave her in a stack of tires.

Step-chan lands back in the ring, Reichstar grabs him from behind and performs the Thrastmister Studder!

Step-chan: 9, 472 damag..... What the hell? Step-chan just turned into a big piece of cardboard....

Step-chan appears behind Reichstar, and tells him that he fell for his substitution jutsu. Step-chan grabs Reichstar and prepares to do the Hell Spiral Ikkoku Buster, which is a upgraded version of the Ikkoku Buster.

Step-chan, while holding Reichstar, flies high into air and performs the Hell Spiral Ikkoku Buster, spinning violently downward and slamming Reichstar into the mat face-first.

Reichstar: 12, 307 damage, Reichstar is knocked out!

The winner: Step-chan!

HawkTheSlayer: Well, it looks like Step-chan won against Davey this time. He definetly earned it, especially since Davey summoned The Rani.

Annoucer: What was your favorite part of the fight?

HawkTheSlayer: The part where he K.O. The Rani, tune in for our next exciting battle!

Nice! I liked the bit with Meredith Brooks getting run out!

I refuse to believe anyone could beat Andy in a fight.  That boy destroys.

I refuse to believe anyone could beat Andy in a fight.  That boy destroys.


You don't know the Rani.

Apparently I do.....if you get my drift.

Huh?

Is that Reichstar's real name?

(Andy)

How about Me vs. Chyna?(Chyna Doll)

How about Me vs. Chyna?(Chyna Doll)


You'll have to do that one yourself, I did the last three fights.

You'll have to do that one yourself, I did the last three fights.


I have a feeling Chyna will beat the snot out of me.

I have a feeling Chyna will beat the snot out of me.


Wrestler, right?

Wrestler, right?



http://2xtremediva4u.tripod.com/xtreme_wrestlers/chyna.jpg

http://2xtremediva4u.tripod.com/xtreme_wrestlers/chyna.jpg


Haven't seen her in awhile, that sobered me out of my grogginess.

Haven't seen her in awhile, that sobered me out of my grogginess.



back in the days she used to beat up the men in the WWE. :o

back in the days she used to beat up the men in the WWE. :o


I don't remember seeing much of her fights.

I don't remember seeing much of her fights.


You can go to Youtube and type in Chyna

You can go to Youtube and type in Chyna


I do that later.... ;)

Huh?

Is that Reichstar's real name?

(Andy)





No, I made it up.  Yes that's his name.

No, I made it up.  Yes that's his name.


=o You let the cat out of the bag!

Apparently I do.....if you get my drift.


There are 3 things you NEVER want Hawk to get:

1. Pineapple juice.
2. Any amount more than $1,000, and no real spending rules.
3. Anyone's drift.

Besides, this thread was established in good fun, and let's keep it that way!
Too may decent threads are getting locked because people are using it for petty purposes.
Mmmmm-kay?

No, I made it up.  Yes that's his name.


Okay.

LOVE the contradiction..... ;D

Update in the rules!

1. You choose one Inthe00s member(you can choose yourself if you want) to fight someone else to the death/K.O. etc.
2. The fights must be at least 4 rounds in length.
3. You can make up any attacks you want(As long as they are not severely obscene).
4. In each round you tell how much damage you do with a certain attack(whether it be numbers or a description of what it did).
5. You can summon someone to help for one round in the fight(whoever you want, but you can do it only once in the fight with that character, you can, however do more than one summon and can do multiple summons at once).
6. You cannot, however have two inthe00s members fight each other, unless you get permission first, whether it be from me or the person you want to fight.
7. Also, your opponent must counterattack each round too(unless you are in the final round, it isn't always necessary for both to attack in the final round).
8. Failure to make a full fight with both sides attacking will open the fight to be modified by me or someone else who has done at least one fight on here before.

Here's one Airrider did and emailed to me....

Airrider: This is my training match...win or lose, I get valuable information on how to fight!

AIRRIDER vs KOS-MOS

Emerging from the flame-trim hangar to the left, the Forkner flyboy, the hard-charging Hresvelgr, Airrider!

And emerging from that coffin/motorcycle/carrying case thing she always lies down in, KOS-MOS!

Airrider: I'm just here to learn...nobody's dying today.

KOS-MOS: Analyzing...Forkner racing machine not a threat.

ROUND I

KOS-MOS strikes first with an energy blade swing!

Airrider: 15 damage!

Airrider counters with a flying ram!

KOS-MOS: 14 damage, Airrider incurs 1 damage upon hitting the floor!

ROUND II

Airrider gets the initiative with a laser shot!

KOS-MOS: 4 damage, was hit in the visor, taking away advanced targeting

KOS-MOS performs her Nemesis attack!

Airrider barrel-rolls to the side, no damage!

ROUND III

KOS-MOS attacks with D-Teneritas!

Airrider: takes it full in the fuselage, 140 damage! Airframe appears critical!

Airrider hits several buttons and the craft strips itself of external armor! Transforms into Caladrius Airrider! Speed, attack, and defense are sharply increased!

C. Airrider launches a missile salvo!

KOS-MOS: 155 damage, is surrounded by smoke and cannot move!

ROUND IV

C. Airrider flies upwards and fires another missile barrage!

KOS-MOS: manages to dodge a few, but the rest hit! 550 damage! HP CRITICAL

KOS-MOS' tension skyrockets! KOS-MOS attacks with her twin Gatling guns!

C. Airrider: 610 damage! HP CRITICAL

ROUND V

Caladrius Airrider uses another laser shot!

KOS-MOS: is hit twice out of seven shots, 110 damage! HP CRITICAL

KOS-MOS charges at Airrider, beam sword extended!

Airrider: is hit! Fuel tanks go up in flames! Explosion rocks arena, Airrider and KOS-MOS stare at each other, smouldering...

TECHNICAL WIN TO KOS-MOS, since she dealt an intentional blow to win

Thanks for putting that up...

Thanks for putting that up...


No problem. O0

...THEME SONG TIME!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqdp3BcwSuM

Step-chan

Class: Ninja Dancer/Summoner

Type: Lightweight, speed over power

Step-chan is highly trained in the Ninja Dancer and Summoning arts, he also knows alittle magic. Step-chan also has alittle training in grapples and throws and can channel Chakra into his physical strikes. Being a Ninja Dancer, Step-chan's kicks and bashes are abit stronger than his punches, chops and palm thrusts.

Attacks/skills/abilities

Punches- 1-40 damage

Uppercuts- 1-45 damage

Kicks- 1-60 damage

Chops- 1-35 damage

Palm thrusts 1-40 damage

Hip Bashes- 1-55 damage

Weapon strikes(With his parasol weapon "Kasumi" or any other weapon)- 10-100 damage

Flying Hammerlock- 10-50 damage

Magic Missile- Step-chan fires a magically made missile at his opponents, does 20-100 damage, based on how much energy Step-chan charges into it.

Bulldog- 10-60 damage

Anime Blast- An attack spell Step-chan can cast that channels the power of anime into it, can do from 15-75 damage.

Sash Dance- Step-chan does a spinning dance using a sash powered by Chakra, can do 25-175 damage.

Chakra Healing- Step-chan can heal up to 750 hit points of damage by using his Chakra.

Moon Beam- Step-chan fires a Crescent shaped beam at his opponent/s, it does 150-450 damage

Chakra powered strikes- Step-chan can add 30-120 more damage into his physical strikes by charging Chakra into them.

Peppermint Breath Blast- Whenever Step-chan eats powerful peppermints, he uses his Chakra to store up the scent into a concentrated form. He exhales it at his opponent to sting them, can do 45-55 damage.

Spicy Hot Breath Blast- Whenever Step-chan eats cinnamon and hot peppers, he uses his Chakra to store up the scent into a concentrated form. He exhales it at his opponent to sting them, can do 50-55 damage.

Peppermint Breath Wave- A stronger version of the Peppermint Breathe Blast, it does 120-250 damage.

Spicy Hot Breath Wave- A stronger version of the Peppermint Breathe Blast, it does 160-280 damage.

Illusionary world of adorable catgirls- Step-chan traps his opponent in an illusion where catgirls surround him/her. The technique only works on people who hate anime and/or catgirls, it stresses their nerves badly, causing 30-60 damage for every 15 minutes they endure the illusion(it feels like 15 minutes to the opponent, but is actually about 10 seconds, so every 10 seconds they are in it feels like 15 minutes).

Kite Dance- Step-chan flies around his opponent on a cloth kite while striking them, he can get up to 5 hits before having to land, each hit has a range of 30-50 damage.

Substitution Jutsu- Step-chan switches in an ordinary object and uses illusions to make it look like him, used to fool attacking opponents.

Inner Step-chan- When angered, it doubles his power, speed and energy, but drains his Chakra more quickly.

Cat Scratch Fever- A rapid striking attack Step-chan can do, can hit up to 9 times and do 10-30 damage per strike.

Electric chakra shock hold- An attack that can be trigger by Inner Step-chan, it does from 100-500 damage.

Shadow Clone Jutsu*- Step-chan makes an exact replica of himself, he can make up to 80 at one time. His clones have the same abilities as him, but don't last as long against attacks.

Kite Tackle*- Step-chan does this flying kite strike to hit his opponent head on, it does 80-120 damage.

Transformation jutsu: Step-chan has gone through alot of dimensions and learned and formed skills from the many people he meets. Here are his transformation techniques. These techniques also affect his personality alittle, depending on the transformation he does(he still has his memories, however).

Puchiko- When Step-chan changes into Puchiko, he is able to use her eye lasers(for 50-150 damage). He is also a much smaller target. When in this form, Step-chan can't use any physical strikes, grapples, weapons, spells or ninja attacks, he also takes 35 more damage while in Puchiko's form if hit with an attack(Due to this, Step-chan only stays in this form for short periods of time). When in Puchiko's form, Step-chan can also use the combination attack Sparkling Moe Wave. When in this form, Step-chan has alittle bit of Puchiko's spacey personality(not too different from how he usually is).

Sexy Catgirl- When Step-chan was training with Naruto, he developed this variation on Naruto's Sexy Jutsu. When using this technique, Step-chan transforms into a sexy naked catgirl that has black hair like Sanada's, but it's long and thick like Melody's and with measurements of 38-26-37(alittle top heavy). Step-chan mainly uses this technique to distract or shock his opponents, sometimes an opponent takes damage from the shock(1-40 damage, depending on the level of shock). Step-chan's fighting abilities don't change when in this form, other than being alittle more flexible, thus having better evasion ability. Step-chan can also use the Sexy Beam combination attack when in the Sexy Catgirl form. Step-chan has alittle of a sexy attitude while in this form.

Flonne- When Step-chan turns into Flonne, he can use her archery skills in battle(for 20-25 damage per hit), plus he can rip a fart that turns into lightning bolts that electrocute his opponent/s(for 100-200 damage). Step-chan can't use his physical strikes, grapples, weapons or ninja attacks in this form, but he can still use his magic spells. When in this form, Step-chan has alittle of Flonne's sweet personality.

Athena*- Step-chan went on an adventure with Athena and Helene before and developed transformation skills based on them. When Step-chan transforms into Athena, he gets her level of power with physical strikes, grapples and weapon techniques and can use her basic skills. While he can't use his ninja attacks, he does takes 10 less damage from attacks while in this form. Step-chan can also use the Sexy Beam combination attack while in Athena's form. While in this form, Step-chan's personality is alittle like Athena's and he can't stop thinking about Helene(not too different from his usual self).

Helene*- When Step-chan changes into Helene's form, he gains her level of magical ability and his attack spells do 40 more damage when he uses them, he can also use her basic skills. He can do different weapon strikes using her magic wand, but the attacks aren't very strong(more on this when I list Athena and Helene's battle stats) and he can't use any of his own physical strikes, grapples, weapons or ninja attacks. Helene's body is alittle more delicate and because of that Step-chan takes 10 more damage from attacks in this form. While in Helene's form, Step-chan can use the Sexy Beam combination attack. While in this form, Step-chan's personality is alittle like Helene's and he can't stop thinking about Athena(again, not too different from his usual self).

Pink*- Step-chan's sole purpose for turning into Pink is to use the Sexy Beam combination attack. In Pink's form, the Sexy Beam gains an additional 50 damage per person involved(if Pink is actually there as well, it increases to 100 additional damage per person involved). Step-chan can't use any physical strikes, grapples, weapons, ninja attacks or spells outside of the Sexy Beam when in Pink's form. Step-chan takes an additional 5 damage from attacks while in this form. When in this form, Step-chan's nature is alittle like Pink's, particularly her temper.

Ama*- When Step-chan transforms into Ama(in a bikini), his attack spells do 30 more damage. He can also do the Sexy Beam combination attack while in Ama's form and it gets a 40 damage bonus per person involved. Step-chan can't use any of his physical strikes, grapples, weapon and ninja attacks while in this form. Step-chan takes 10 more damage from attacks while in Ama's form. Step-chan has abit of a sweet nature while in Ama's form.

Ukyo Kounji*- Step-chan gets a 30 damage bonus for weapon skills while he's in Ukyo's form, he is also able to use all of his attacks, spells and skills while in this form. Step-chan's has abit of a nice nature while in Ukyo's form.

Gluko- Step-chan transforms into Gluko.(From the Mon Collie Knights anime series) Step-chan cannot use his ninja or magic skills while in this form, but random things will happen to Step-chan's opponent while in Gluko's form(due to Gluko's high level of luck), causing damage up into the 4 digit(up to 9999 damage is possible) damage range(depending on what happens). Step-chan has alittle of Gluko's calm, nice and airheaded nature while in this form.

Sexy Yuyuko Saigyouji- Step-chan turns a sexy bosomy version of Yuyuko Saigyouji from the Touhou series, he is able to drain energy from his opponent/s to heal himself(100-120 HP per drain per opponent), it also converts alittle of the energy into chakra for him to use. Step-chan cannot not use his ninja skills while in this form, but can still use his magic. Step-chan can use the Sexy Beam while in this form. Step-chan is alittle like Yuyuko personality wise while in this form.

Lucy/Niu- When Step-chan transforms into the diclonius Lucy/Niu from Eflen Lied, he is able to use her vectors(his form of this ability isn't fatal and doesn't cause dismemberment) each of the vectors are able to inflict 40-120 damage to per hit and can get up to 8 hits in one attack phase. Step-chan can only use this transformation jutsu after his second personality Inner Step-chan comes out. Step-chan can still use all of his abilities while in this form. Step-chan has a combination of both personalities combined when in this form and is able to tell who is friend and who is foe.

Mara- Step-chan transforms into sexy dancer Mara from Dragon Quest 4, he does 50 more damage with his attack spells and does 1000 damage with both the Fire Mata Dance and Moon Dance. Step-chan can't use any of his other Ninja skills while in this form. Step-chan can do the Sexy Beam while in this form.

Taloon- Step-chan transforms into Taloon, the arms merchant from Dragon Quest 4. He can call 4 arms merchants which will come out and each attack an enemy for 80-160 damage each, they stay for 2 rounds. Step-chan can still attack at his normal strength and may get powerful physical attacks due to how awkward he is in this form, the blows can do from 200-700 damage. Step-chan can't use any of his ninja skills in this form.

Moe Catgirl*- When Step-chan transforms into this form, he changes into a young, adorable, lolicon-esque catgirl that looks alittle like a cross between Feles and Ren. Step-chan uses this to distract or shock his opponents, sometimes the opponent takes damage from the shock(1-20 damage, depending on the level of shock). Step-chan's other use for this skill is the use the Sparkling Moe Wave combination attack, but outside that attack, Step-chan cannot use any of his other physical strikes, grapples, weapons, magic or ninja attacks. This form is also very delicate, Step-chan will take 20 more damage when hit by attacks. Step-chan's personality becomes abit cute and precious while in this form.

Catgirl Harem*- This is an upgrade of the Sexy Catgirl technique, it's a combination of the Sexy Catgirl and the Shadow Clone Jutsu formed into one technique. Step-chan turns into 9 sexy naked catgirls which can distract or shock his opponent(if damaged by shock, it gets multiplied by 9, so it does 9-360 damage depending on the level shock). Step-chan can also use the Sexy Beam Combination attack after using this technique(without anyone else's help). Personality is the same as the the Sexy Catgirl

Beautiful Catgirl Yuri Dream- Step-chan's upgrade of the Catgirl Harem, Step-chan transforms into 81 sexy naked catgirls who do a mock yuri-ai scene. The damage from shock is immensely variable, so it's hard to tell the exact range.

Moe Catgirl Army*- This is an upgrade of the Moe Catgirl technique, it's a combination of the Moe Catgirl and the Shadow Clone Jutsu form into one technique. Step-chan turns into 9 young, adorable, lolicon-esque catgirls which can distract or shock his opponent(if damaged by shock, it gets multiplied by 9, so it does 9-180 damage depending on the level of shock). Step-chan can also use the Sparkling Moe Beam combination attack after using this technique(without anyone else's help) and has the same statistics as the Moe Catgirl transformation technique. Personality is the same as the Moe Catgirl.

Summoning Jutsu: Step-chan has alot of allies which he can summon to aid in battle.

Super Echidna Yoto Grandma Killer- This summon is abit of a windfall, the damage she does varies quite abit with each attack. She can do alot of damage if your lucky. she will do three of four attacks when summoned:

Throw a Devil Shoe: 15-320 damage
Lizard Arm Slash: 50-300 damage
Choke the opponent with her Donut sidekick: 60-240 damage
Fire a Dart Shower from her cane to pierce the enemy: 300-1200 damage.

Dejiko & Puchiko- Dejiko & Puchiko will appear and blast the enemies with a barrage of eye lasers doing from 180-360 damage. A basic level summon. Dejiko & Puchiko can also assist in doing the Sparkling Moe Wave combination attack.

Cat Cutie Commandos- Step-chan can summon any number of the Cat Cutie Commandos, used to set up the combination attacks Catgirl Nation Army Bomb, Sexy Beam and Sparkling Moe Wave(depending on who he summons).

Dancing PB & J Banana- Another windfall summon, the Dancing PB&J Banana will sing "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" to damage the opponent, the damage varies greatly depending on how annoyed the opponent is, doing from 30-270 damage.

Bam Margera- Bam can summon any baseball team, can do skateboarding strikes(1-40 damage) and annoy the living hell out of opponents(25-250 damage, depending on annoyance).

Athena & Helene*- Athena & Helene will assist by using their basic skills in battle. They can also aid in doing the Sexy Beam combination attack.

Maddox the Pirate*- Maddox is a powerful physical summon, his punches, kicks, strikes and grapples do alot of damage(100-120 damage per hit). He can also fart gun powder on his opponent and fling a lit match into it to bomb the opponent(200-280 damage).

Miharu, Kirie, Lisa and Koyomi*- They can fire a powerful magical beam combo at the opponent/s for 1480-2960 damage. They can also aid in doing the Sexy Beam combination attack, with an added bonus of 100 extra damage per character involved.

Felicia*- Felicia can use her Sand Kick(375-750 damage) and Flash Dance strike(1900-3500 damage) to attack an opponent. She can also assist in doing the Sexy Beam Combination attack.

Misha & Shia*- Misha & Shia do a combination skill(Divine Judgement) that heals all allies 500 hit points and does 250-500 damage to the opponent/s. Misha & Shia can also assist in doing the Sparkling Moe Beam combination attack.

Valkyrie*- Valkyrie fires a light beam from her sword that does from 800-1500 damage. Valkyrie can also assist in doing the Sexy Beam(when in her normal adult form) and Sparkling Moe Wave(when in child form) combination attacks.

Ai, Mai & Mii*- Ai, Mai & Mii summon is a 3 part summon, Ai refreshed the allies stamina(restoring energy, not hit points), Mai attacks tackles the opponents with fierce power and speed(doing up to 850 damage) and Mii heals 400 hit points to hurt allies.

Guu*- Guu will swallow an opponent(for 10-60 minutes, they will be stuck inside her stomach, which is a strange world that will unnerve them), then spit them back out. Does 100-600 damage, depending on how long they are in her stomach.

Hazuki*- Hazuki can use Vampire Hypnosis to control the mind of an opponent(making them do anything she wants them to). Hazuki can also assist in doing the Sparkling Moe Wave Combination attack.

Feliko*- Feliko does a magical Hustle Dance to heal 750-1000 hit points to all allies.

Meganium- Step-chan can summon this Pokemon to aid in battle, giving him a living mode of transportation. Meganium can also attack with Razor Leaf attacks(150-200 damage per hit, can get up to 10 hits at once) and Solarbeam(21000-27000 damage) and Hyper Beam(16000-20000 damage).

Combination Skills(I'll explain further tommorrow night)

Sexy Beam- An beam attack that requires a minimum of three characters that are female/in female mode and looking sexy(usually by being nude/in lingerie/in bikinis), it does 200-350 damage per character involved.

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- An attack that requires at least six of the Cat-Cutie Commandos to be present, they channel their energy to Step-chan and he fires a bombing blast using their and his energy, it does 150-250 damage per character involved.

Sparkling Moe Wave*- An attack that requires at least 3 characters that are cute young girls/in cute young girl form to fire, it's a spread wave style attack. Does 100-200 damage for each character involved and get up to 5 hits per opponent.

Anime Laser Wave- Requires at least 7 anime characters to use plus Step-chan(8 characters minimum) to use everyone involved sends some energy to Step-chan which he releases in the the form of a laser wave at his opponents, it does 2000-4000 damage per character involved.

Neko Spiral Beam*- The strongest team attack Step-chan and the Cat Cutie Commandos know, it requires all of the Cat Cutie Commandos along with Step-chan to do it, they send their energy to him and he fires a spiral beam that looks like a giant version of Picollo's Special Beam Cannon, it does 60000-80000 damage to the opponent/s.

Ultimate/power attacks/submissions

Dance of the Doppleganger- Step-chan does a dance that makes shadow clones. This skill uses less Chakra per Shadow Clone and he can also use it to make shadow clones of any allies he has with him. When he use this dance, he can make up to 500 clones.

Snow Fox Peppermint Blizzard Breath- Step-chan developed this super powerful version of his Peppermint Breath Blast, this one is intensely concentrated, sending an incredible frigid blast of breath that can do 1100-1400 damage.

Red Ram Spicy Hot Fire Breath- Step-chan developed this super powerful version of his Spicy Hot Breath Blast, this one is intensely concentrated, sending an incredible fire blast of breath that can do 1200-1500 damage.

Fire Mata Dance- Step-chan does a dance that causes fireballs to hit his opponent/s from mutliple directions, it can do 1200-1800 damage.

Cat's cradle- A submission hold that Step-chan can perform, it can 1000-2000 damage if the opponent doesn't submit.

Moon Dance- A dance that calls down a cresent shaped beam down on his opponent, depending on how much Chakra Step-chan channels into it, it can do up to 7000 damage.

Ikkoku buster- A Bulldog variation Step-chan developed, he jumps high into the air with his opponent in hand and slams them into the ground face first, can do from 7000-10050 damage.

Hell spiral ikkoku buster- An upgrade of the Ikkoku buster, Step-chan spins violently downward with his opponent in this version, it does from 12000-16000 damage.

Chakra powered kite tackle- Step-chan's strongest Chakra powered basic attack, it can do 2000-3200 damage.

Ikkoku no odori(Dance of the moment)*- Step-chan's strongest striking dance attack, it gets up to 20 hits and can 1000-1200 damage per hit(20000-24000 damage at the most).

Dude! Nice stats! ;D

Dude! Nice stats! ;D


Finally finished the CCC list!

Airrider

Class: Mech Warrior/Martial Artist

Lightweight: Speed over power

Airrider is well versed in the art of Fisticuffs and melee/ranged weapons, he's a skilled mech pilot and knows alittle magic. Airrider's Martial Arts skills are perfectly balanced.

* Knows Muay Thai, a style of kickboxing (1-50 HP)
* Has a Desert Eagle with .500 cal Desert Express rounds on him at all times (10-100 HP)
* Knows Judo and similar grappling arts (1-50 HP)
* Has bad breath, may come in handy sometimes (none)
* Airrider can psych up his power and do double the damage with physical attacks and magic.
* Kaboom- An explosive attack spell that does 200-250 damage.

* Athena Sexy Jutsu: While traveling from place to place with Team Forkner to race, Airrider met Step-chan and learned the art of the Sexy Jutsu. This is basically a move where he becomes the bathing suit-clad, purple-haired Athena of the classic video games. Like Step-chan, Air takes on a few of the personality traits of the girl he copies, even though Air's memories and racing skills remain. The jutsu lasts as long as he can keep it up. Compatible with Step-chan's Sexy Beam team attack.

* Helene Sexy Jutsu: Like the Athena one, except he copies Athena's pink-haired partner Helene. Like the Athena Sexy Jutsu, this form is compatible with the Sexy Beam team attack.

*Belldandy Sexy Jutsu- Allows Airrider to tap into the giving nature of Belldandy, as well as her offensive skills(Wind attacks that can do 1000s of points damage). Airrider can heal others while in this form(up to 3000 hit points recovered).

*Urd Sexy Jutsu- The offensive mistress of Airrider's jutsu skills. Can even drop lightning onto targets and fire attacks(can do 1000s of points of damage).

*Skuld Sexy Jutsu- Augments Airrider's already considerable technological knowledge, giving him even more efficency in mech combat(adding more accuracy and increasing the amount hits he can get by 50%). This is her adult form, not her child form.

*Chobit Deception Jutsus: A special variant of the Sexy Jutsu that turns Air into either Chii or Freya, and even makes him indistinguishable from a real persocom. If combined with the Bound Beauty Jutsu, the  move deals double damage.

* Bound Beauty Jutsu: A diversionary technique that has Air take the form of either one of the aforementioned girls(Athena, Helene, Chii, Freya, Belldandy, Urd, or Skuld), except appearing bound and helpless. When the moment is right, the bindings disappear and Air is in perfect striking range to deliver a world-class pounding. This move can deliver up to 250 HP damage.

*Substitution Jutsu: Airrider switches in an ordinary object and uses an illusion to make it look like him, used to fool an opponent.

*Shadow Clone Jutsu: Airrider makes an exact replica of himself, which can do all of the abilities he has(his clones can't take as much damage, though). Airrider can make up to 60 Shadow Clones.

Hakuto No Ken: Fist of the north star, a powerful martial arts style that inflicts 50-100 damage per hit when Airrider uses it, it drains Airrider's stamina alittle more quickly, so he tends to use it only when necessary.

Weapons accessed from the Team Forkner racer

* Laser: a long beam laser that delivers good damage. Can be fired in bursts or single shots. (40-350 HP per shot)
* Vulcan: A short-range Gatling Gun whose barrel spins so fast, it actually causes the bullets to slice and curve off to the left or right a bit upon leaving the barrel. Firerate is rumored to be up in the 200,000-round-per-minute range. (about 20-30 HP per round)
* Missile: Unknown how many can be locked on at one time, but these are homing weapons with good damage and speed. (about 90-110 HP per round)

If the Forkner racer gets damaged heavily, it can strip its outer layers of armor to become the Caladrius. Alternately, the Caladrius  can be activated when he needs the offensive boost at the cost of all his defensive abilities in the aircraft.(Doubles the amount of attacks that can be fired)

Combination Skills:

* Distraction Laser: Distracts with bad breath while Forkner ship shoots away (same as Laser)

Summons:

* Team Forkner: two other Forkner pilots show up in their racers for support

Damage range depends on whether or not it's a glancing blow, what part of the body, etc.

Finishers/High Level Attacks

20 Cute Persocom summon- Airrider summons 20 persocoms to attack, they stampede over the opponent repeatedly, from 10-20 times, each run over does 1000-1100 damage(10000-22000 damage range).

Reckless Routine---an extremely furious sequence of aerial attacks inside Caladrius (involves the Caladrius transformation if not already in that form.) Can get up to 20 hits and does 1100-1300 damage per hit(a 22000-26000 damage range in all if all 20 hits connect).

My Solemn Vow---pledging protection to all I hold sacred whilst thrashing an opponent outside an aircraft. Does 20000-24000 damage, due to the intense energy he releases.

Trifecta---the Team Forkner pilots show up, and carry out a bombing run with me leading. Can get up to 15 hits and does 1200-1400 damage per hit(for 18000-21000 damage range when all hits connect).

Formula Highpowered United Strike- Airrider calls in his allies Hideki, Ms. Accord, Macky and Pentell into battle to fire a incredible number of laser blasts at the opponent/s. It does 100000-150000 damage.

Next fight will be: Step-chan & Airrider vs. Dragonfly & Kyoji Ogami

Athena

Class: Sword Fighter/Goddess

Lightweight: Is both fast and hits hard!

Athena does alot of damage when it comes to physical and weapon strikes, she doesn't have alot of techiques, but she can do alot with what she has! She can easily deliver 5-10 strikes at a time!

Punches- 1-60 damage

Kicks- 1-75 damage

Weapon Strikes(With her sword or any other weapon)- 25-150 damage

Athena's Knowledge- A powerful sword attack that does 100-300 damage.

Athena's Tactics- Increase's Athena power, giving her additional 50 damage bonus to physical and weapon strikes, lasts for 2 rounds.

War's Fury- A rapid striking sword attack that does 50-60 damage per hit and can hit from 7-12 times.

Mermaid Magic- Athena changes into a mermaid, perfect for underwater battle. Athena can't use any kicks while in this form.

Angel Magic- Athena grows wings to enable flight.

Combination Attacks

Sexy Beam- Athena is able to do the Sexy Beam attack with Step-chan.

Finishers/High level attacks

Fire Battle Slash- Athena strikes the enemy with a powerful fire sword slash, does 15000-20000 damage.

Goddess Blade Wave- Athena fires an energy wave from her sword, does from 21000-25000 damage.

Helene

Class: Magician/Goddess

Lightweight(sort of): Wit and tactics over brawn

Helene is powerful when it comes to using magic, but she doesn't have alot of power for physical strikes. She can do alot with the magic she knows. She can cast 5-10 attack spells at a time!

Wand strikes- 1-20 damage

Kicks- 1-25 damage

Fireshot- Helene shoots a magical fire shot from her wand that does 25-50 damage.

Lightningbolt- Helene shoots a lightning bolt from her wand that does 35-70 damage.

Icebomb- Helene fires a explosive frost wave from her wand that does 45-90 damage.

Falconblaze- Helene fires a firewave shaped like a Falcon from her wand that does 100-300 damage.

Helene's Tactics- Increases Helene's magical power, giving her an additional 50 damage bonus to her magic attacks. Lasts for two rounds.

Hearts Shower Wave- A showering wave of hearts that do from 200-500 damage.

Magical Growth- Doubles Helene's overall size(height, etc.), she does double the normal damage with wand strikes and kicks.

Mermaid Magic- Helene changes into a mermaid, perfect for underwater battle. Helene can't use any kicks while in this form.

Angel Magic- Helene grows wings to enable flight.


Combination attacks

Sexy Beam- Helene is able to do the Sexy Beam with Step-chan

Finishers/High level attacks

Stardust- Helene fires a powerful Stardust beam that does 14000-18000 damage.

Magical Laser Bomb- Helene fires a powerful magic laser that does 20000-25000 damage.

Melody

Class: Cat Cutie Commando

Lightweight: Speed and wits over brawn

Melody is a member of Step-chan's ally forces. Although she's not very powerful, she's a decent mix of fighter and mage.

Basic attacks/skills

Punches- 1-30 damage

Kicks- 1-40 damage

Slaps- 1-15 damage

Clothesline- 1-25 damage

Cat Paw Scratch Slice- Melody does a fierce swiping slice with her hands, does from 20-60 damage.

Uzumaki Tackle- She named this technique using Naruto's last name, she does a fierce spinning clothesline tackle into her opponent/s, does from 40-120 damage.

Fire Ray- Melody fires a magical heat ray at the opponent, does from 50-125 damage, depending on how much energy she charges into it.

Ice Ray- Melody fires a magical frost ray at the opponent, does from 60-150 damage, depending on how much energy she charges into it.

Lit Ray- Melody fires a magical bolt ray at the opponent, does from 70-175 damage, depending on how much energy she charges into it.

Battle Cat Strike- Melody charges her energy into a powerful punch, does 200-350 damage.

Magic Bikini- Melody magically changes her clothes into a cute, sexy little bikini. Needed to do the Sexy Beam.

Chakra Healing- Melody can channel chakra to heal herself up to 720 hit points.

Combination attacks

Sexy Beam- Melody(while in the Magic Bikini) can do the Sexy Beam team attack with Step-chan

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Melody can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Anime Laser Wave- Melody can do this team attack with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Melody can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/Power Attacks

Pink Typhoon- Melody channels the power of her cute and sexy allure into a powerful pink whirlwind. Depending on how much she focuses, it can do up to 9500 damage.

Silulu

Class: Cat Cutie Commando

Lightweight: Wits and tactics over brawn

Silulu is a member of Step-chan's ally forces. Although she doesn't have alot of fighting skills, she is well versed in magic.

Basic attacks/skills

Slaps- 1-15 damage

Kicks- 1-30 damage

Weapon Strikes- 10-40 damage

Plate Cascade Crash- Silulu magically releases a alot of china plates on her opponent/s, does from 20-100 damage, depending on the number of plates she drops.

64 Tenketsu Strike- Silulu strikes the opponent/s' energy outlets to prevent them from using skills that require energy or chakra, it does from 64-128 damage.

See-through Lingerie Magic- Silulu magically changes her outfit to see-through lingerie, used both as a form of distraction and is required to use the Sexy Beam.

Heart Laser- Silulu fires a magic laser shaped like a heart, does from 150-250 damage.

Kaboom- Silulu releases a magical explosion, does from 200-250 damage.

Water Bomb- Silulu magically drops a large mass of water on the opponent, does from 300-450 damage.

Combination skills

Sexy Beam- Silulu(while using See-through Lingerie Magic) can do the Sexy Beam team attack with Step-chan.

Anime Laser Wave- Silulu can do this team attack with Step-chan

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Silulu can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Silulu can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/Power Attacks

Sea Lounge Ecchi Bomber- Silulu channels her magical energy to do a powerful bulldog slam variation attack on the opponent, bashing their head into the ground fiercely. Depending on how much energy she channels into it, it can do from 3800-9400 damage.

Nekonin

Class: Cat Cutie Commando/Ninja Dancer

Lightweight: Speed over power

Nekonin is Step-chan's student and a member of Step-chan's ally forces, she knows some of the same skills he does and is very fast. She's not as powerful as him, but she does have alot of skill.

Basic attacks/skills

Punches- 1-35 damage

Uppercuts- 1-40 damage

Kicks- 1-55 damage

Chops- 1-30 damage

Palm thrusts- 1-30 damage

Hip bashes- 1-55 damage

Weapon Strikes: Katana- 10-100 Shuriken- 20-95

Sash Dance- Nekonin does a spinning dance using a sash powered by Chakra, can do 25-150 damage.

Chakra Healing- Nekonin can heal up to 750 hit points of damage by using her Chakra.

Chakra powered strikes- Nekonin can add 15-60 more damage into her physical strikes by charging Chakra into them.

Illusionary world of adorable catgirls- Nekonin traps her opponent in an illusion where catgirls surround him/her. The technique only works on people who hate anime and/or catgirls, it stresses their nerves badly, causing 30-60 damage for every 15 minutes they endure the illusion(it feels like 15 minutes to the opponent, but is actually about 10 seconds, so every 10 seconds they are in it feels like 15 minutes).

Kite Dance- Nekonin flies around her opponent on a cloth kite while striking them, she can get up to 5 hits before having to land, each hit has a range of 25--40 damage.

Kite Tackle- Nekonin does this flying kite strike to hit her opponent head on, it does 65-100 damage.

Substitution Jutsu- Nekonin switches in an ordinary object and uses illusions to make it look like her, used to fool attacking opponents.

Shadow Clone Jutsu- Nekonin makes an exact replica of herself, she can make up to 40 at one time. Her clones have the same abilities as her, but don't last as long against attacks.

Moon Beam- Nekonin fires a Crescent shaped beam at her opponent/s, it does 150-420 damage

Transformation techniques

Sexy Catgirl- Nekonin learned this skills from Step-chan. When using this technique, Nekonin transforms into a sexy naked catgirl that has black hair like Sanada's, but it's long and thick like Melody's and with measurements of 38-26-37(alittle top heavy). Nekonin mainly uses this technique to distract or shock her opponents, sometimes an opponent takes damage from the shock(1-40 damage, depending on the level of shock). Nekonin's fighting abilities don't change when in this form, other than being alittle more flexible, thus having better evasion ability. Nekonin can also use the Sexy Beam combination attack when in the Sexy Catgirl form. Nekonin has alittle of a sexy attitude while in this form.

Moe Catgirl- When Nekonin transforms into this form, she changes into a young, adorable, lolicon-esque catgirl that looks alittle like a cross between Feles and Ren. Nekonin uses this to distract or shock his opponents, sometimes the opponent takes damage from the shock(1-20 damage, depending on the level of shock). Nekonin's other use for this skill is the use the Sparkling Moe Wave combination attack, but outside that attack, Nekonin cannot use any of her other physical strikes, grapples, weapons, magic or ninja attacks. This form is also very delicate, Nekonin will take 20 more damage when hit by attacks. Nekonin's personality becomes abit cute and precious while in this form.

Summons

Feliko- Feliko does a magical Hustle Dance to heal 750-1000 hit points to all allies.

Combination attacks

Sexy Beam- Nekonin(while in Sexy Catgirl form) can do the Sexy Beam team attack with Step-chan

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Nekonin can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Sparkling Moe Wave- Nekonin(while in Moe Catgirl form) can do the Sparkling Moe Wave with Step-chan

Anime Laser Wave- Nekonin can do this team attack with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Nekonin can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/High level moves

Fire Mata Dance- Nekonin does a dance that causes fireballs to hit her opponent/s from mutliple directions, it can do 1200-1800 damage.

Moon Dance- A dance that calls down a cresent shaped beam down on her opponent, depending on how much Chakra Nekonin channels into it, it can do up to 6100 damage.

Neko Kite Dive- A finisher that Nekonin developed, it's a variation on the Kite Tackle, Nekonin channels alot of chakra, flies up really high and dives down onto her opponent. Depending on how much chakra is charged into it, she can do up to 10500 damage.

Sanada

Class: Cat Cutie Commando/Valkyrie's maid

Lightweight: Gun user with some close combat abilities

Sanada is a part of Step-chan's ally forces and maid to Valkyrie. She has abit of fire-power that she can use and some decent close range skills.

Basic attacks/skills

Punches- 1-40 damage

Uppercuts- 1-45 damage

Kicks- 1-50 damage

Hip Bashes- 1-65 damage

Body slam- 1-65 damage

Catgirl Raygun- Sanada uses this gun to turn girls into catgirls that serve her and Valkyrie. It doesn't work on anyone who has strong psychic abilities.

Blaster- A general purpose gun that Sanada uses, it can fire up to 5 shots at once, each shot does 30-60 damage.

Double-Barrel Cannon- A powerful beam cannon that fires double blasts, can get 2 hits and does 100-200 damage per hit.

Laser Cannon- A powerful beam cannon that can only fire one shot at a time. It does 350-500 damage.

Magic Bikini- Sanada magically transforms her normal outfit into a cute and sexy little bikini, required to do the Sexy Beam.

Transformations

Nekomimi-Zukin- When Sanada changes into this form, her physical attacks do 30 more damage.

Combination attacks

Sexy Beam- Sanada(while in the Magic Bikini) can do the Sexy Beam team attack with Step-chan

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Sanada can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Anime Laser Wave- Sanada can do this team attack with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Sanada can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/High level attacks

Catgirl Whistle- Sanada calls 10 catgirls that attack her opponent, each catgirl hits her opponent 2-5 times, each hit does 10-20 damage(200-1000 damage range)

Nekomimi-Zukin Barrage- Requires Sanada to be in her Nekomimi-Zukin form, she channels her energy at an intense level and delivers a barrage of punches, kicks and finishes the attack with by slamming her opponent into the ground, it does 12000-14000 damage.

Sanada Megaton Plasma Blast- Sanada fires a powerful plasma blast at her opponent, it does 17500-25000 damage.

Millie

Class: Cat Cutie Commando

Lightweight: Balanced power and speed

Millie is part of Step-chan's ally forces. Millie's a pretty good physical fighter with just a touch of magical ability.

Basic attacks/skills

Slaps- 1-20 damage

Punches- 1-35 damage

Uppercuts- 1-50 damage

Kicks- 1-45 damage

Chops- 1-35 damage

Weapon Strikes- 15-75 damage

Body Slam- 1-75 damage

Neko Piledriver- Millie performs a unusual piledriver on her opponent, does 50-100 damage.

Super Palm Thrust- Millie strikes her opponent with a powerful palm thrust, does 40-80 damage.

Psyche up- Millie can psyche up, thus doubling the damage she does with physical and magical attacks.

Neko Slammer- A powerful weapon strike Millie does, depending on how much energy she channels into it, it can do up to 200-500 damage.

Magic Missile- Millie fires a magical missile at her opponent, depending on how much energy she channels into it, it can do 30-90 damage.

See-through Lingerie Magic- Millie magically changes her outfit to see-through lingerie, used both as a form of distraction and is required to use the Sexy Beam.

Combination attacks

Sexy Beam- Millie(while using See-through Lingerie Magic) can do the Sexy Beam team attack with Step-chan.

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Millie can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Anime Laser Wave- Millie can do this team attack with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Millie can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/High level moves

Nekomaid Butt-Buster- Millie grabs her opponent, jumps very high into the air and slams them into the ground butt first, her opponent will definetly feel this attack when executed on them. It does 7000-9800 damage.

Feles

Class: Cat Cutie Commando/Assassin

Lightweight: Speed over power, trained in striking and evading

Feles is a member of Step-chan's ally forces, she's well versed in weapon strikes and can get a good number of hits in. Her other physical strikes are fairly solid, but she does her best using close range weapons.

Punches- 1-35 damage

Kicks- 1-40 damage

Bulldog- 1-45 damage

Weapon Strikes(Using her Gladius or any other weapon)- 10-100 damage

Battle Slash- Feles charges her energy into her weapon and strikes her opponent with fierce intensity, does 150-200 damage.

Fire Slash- Feles charges her energy and strikes her opponent with a heat based weapon slash , does 200-240 damage.

Frost Slash- Feles charges her energy and strikes her opponent with a cold based weapon slash, does 240-300 damage plus it can freeze the opponent for a short period of time.

Lightning Slash- Feles charges her energy and strikes her opponent with an electric based weapon slash, does from 300-360 damage.

Combination skills

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Feles can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Sparkling Moe Wave- Feles can do the Sparkling Moe Wave with Step-chan

Anime Laser Wave- Feles can do this team attack with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Feles can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/High level attacks

Assassin's Fury- Feles does a rapid succession of weapon strikes on her opponent using her Gladius, she can get in 10-15 hits, each hit does 400-500 damage(4000-7500 damage range)

Laser Slash- Feles strikes her opponent with an light powered strike from her Gladius, it does 7585-9175 damage.

Starlight

Class: Cat Cutie Commando/Super Star

Lightweight: Uses style as a weapon

Starlight is a member of Step-chan's ally forces. While she isn't a strong fighter, she uses style as her weapon through magical songs and dances.

Basic attacks:

Punches- 1-15 damage

Kicks- 1-25 damage

Song Of Power- Starlight sings a song that doubles the power of her physical strikes for 2 rounds.

Hustle Dance- Starlight does a magical Hustle Dance to heal 750-1000 hit points to all allies, can also be used to heal herself.

Fire Dance- Starlight does a magical dance that releases a fireball on her opponent/s, does 50-100 damage.

Lightning Dance- Starlight does a magical dance that releases a lightning bolt on her opponent/s, does 70-140 damage.

Song Of Magic- Starlight sings a song that doubles the power of her magical songs and dances, the only one that isn't affected is "Song Of Power".

Song of Light- Starlight sings a song that releases a light beam on her opponent/s, does 180-360 damage.

Song of Bane- Starlight sings a song that releases a wind blast on her opponent/s, does 200-400 damage.

Combination skills

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Starlight can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Sparkling Moe Wave- Starlight can do the Sparkling Moe Wave with Step-chan

Anime Laser Wave- Starlight can do this team attack with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Starlight can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/High Level Attacks

Dance Of Battle- Starlight does a dance that sends a force wave slamming down hard on her opponent/s, does 3500-5000 damage.

Song of Destruction- Starlight sings a song that releases an explosive blast on her opponent/s, does 6000-8200 damage.

Lita

Class: Cat Cutie Commando/Psychic

Lightweight: Tactics and wit over brawn.

Lita is a member of Step-chan's ally forces. She's not a strong fighter, but makes up for it with good psychic abilities.

Basic attacks/skills

Slaps- 1-10 damage

Weapon strikes(her book)- 1-20 damage

Psybeam- Lita releases a psychic beam at her opponent, does 60-120 damage.

Psywave- Lita fires a psychic wave at her opponent/s, does 100-200 damage.

Precognition- Lita can predict attacks up to 3 minutes in advance, she can't do it very often and it can be blocked if the opponent multitasks their thoughts(think of something else while attacking).

Psybomb- Lita releases a small explosion at her opponent/s, does 200-400 damage.

Slow Time- Lita can slow down time, used as a defensive measure to protect herself. She can't use it very often, however.

Speed Time- Lita can speed up time, used as an offensive measure when she wants to improve the amount damage she does with an attack.

Telekinetic Throw- Lita can throw any object with a weight of up to 100 pounds at her opponent, can do up to 500 damage, up to 1000 damage if she speeds up time.

Combination skills

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Lita can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Sparkling Moe Wave- Lita can do the Sparkling Moe Wave with Step-chan

Anime Laser Wave- Lita can do this team attack with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Lita can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/High Level Attacks

Gravity Bomb- Lita hits her opponent with heavy gravity, does 7000-10500 damage.

Mara

Class: Cat Cutie Commando/Summoner

Mara is member of Step-chan's ally forces. She knows some magic and excels at summoning.

Basic attacks/skills

Slaps- 1-10 damage

Punches- 1-15 damage

Kicks- 1-20 damage

Anime Blast- An attack spell Mara can cast that channels the power of anime into it, can do from 55-225 damage.

Fire Ray- Mara fires a magical heat ray at the opponent, does from 60-140 damage, depending on how much energy she charges into it.

Ice Ray- Mara fires a magical frost ray at the opponent, does from 80-190 damage, depending on how much energy she charges into it.

Lit Ray- Mara fires a magical bolt ray at the opponent, does from 95-245 damage, depending on how much energy she charges into it.

Kaboom- Mara releases a magical explosion, does from 370-550 damage.

Summons-

Dejiko & Puchiko- Dejiko & Puchiko will appear and blast the enemies with a barrage of eye lasers doing from 110-220 damage. A basic level summon. Dejiko & Puchiko can also assist in doing the Sparkling Moe Wave combination attack.

Feliko- Feliko does a magical Hustle Dance to heal 750-1000 hit points to all allies.

Super Echidna Yoto Grandma Killer- This summon is abit of a windfall, the damage she does varies quite abit with each attack. She can do alot of damage if your lucky. she will do three of four attacks when summoned:

Throw a Devil Shoe: 5-80 damage
Lizard Arm Slash: 25-150 damage
Choke the opponent with her Donut sidekick: 30-120 damage
Fire a Dart Shower from her cane to pierce the enemy: 100-400 damage.

Dancing PB & J Banana- Another windfall summon, the Dancing PB&J Banana will sing "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!" to damage the opponent, the damage varies greatly depending on how annoyed the opponent is, doing from 30-270 damage.

Misha & Shia*- Misha & Shia do a combination skill(Divine Judgement) that heals all allies 500 hit points and does 100-300 damage to the opponent/s. Misha & Shia can also assist in doing the Sparkling Moe Beam combination attack.

Ai, Mai & Mii*- Ai, Mai & Mii summon is a 3 part summon, Ai refreshed the allies stamina(restoring energy, not hit points), Mai attacks tackles the opponents with fierce power and speed(doing 100-150 damage) and Mii heals 400 hit points to hurt allies.

Guu*- Guu will swallow an opponent(for 1-6 minutes, they will be stuck inside her stomach, which is a strange world that will unnerve them), then spit them back out. Does 100-600 damage, depending on how long they are in her stomach.

Hazuki*- Hazuki can use Vampire Hypnosis to control the mind of an opponent(making them do anything she wants them to). Hazuki can also assist in doing the Sparkling Moe Wave Combination attack.

Combination skills

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Mara can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Sparkling Moe Wave- Mara can do the Sparkling Moe Wave with Step-chan

Anime Laser Wave- Mara can do this team attack with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Mara can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/High Level Attacks

Bahamut- Mara summons Bahamut to release a Megaflare attack on her opponent/s, it does 10000-14000 damage, since Mara can't unleash the full power of Bahamut at this moment.

Milk & Pudding

Class: Cat Cutie Commandos

Lightweight: Assisters in combat.

Milk and Pudding are members of Step-chan's ally forces. They have similiar stats and tend to fight as a duo.

Milk has black hair, Pudding has blond hair

Basic attacks/skills

Punches- 1-30(Milk), 1-35(Pudding)

Kicks- 1-50(Milk), 1-45(Pudding)

Magic Missile- Milk and Pudding fire magical missiles at their opponents, both are equally efficent with this skill as it does 100-150 damage, regardless of which one is casting it.

Anime Blast- An attack spell Milk can cast that channels the power of anime into it, can do from 45-175 damage.

Lit Ray- Pudding fires a magical bolt ray at the opponent, does from 45-175 damage, depending on how much energy she charges into it.

Magic Bikini- Milk and Pudding magically transforms their normal outfits into a cute and sexy little bikinis,
require to do the Sexy Beam.

Combination attacks

Sexy Beam- Milk and Pudding(while in the Magic Bikini) can do the Sexy Beam team attack with Step-chan

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Milk and Pudding can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Anime Laser Wave- Milk and Pudding can do this team attack with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Milk and Pudding can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/High Level Attacks

Milk & Pudding's Magic Bomb Combination Attack- Milk and Pudding channel their power and combine it together to fire a magical blast at their opponent/s, it does from 7500-15000 damage.

Pink

Class: Cat Cutie Commando/Santa's catgirl

Lightweight: Assister in combat.

Pink is a member of Step-chan's ally forces, she doesn't have alot of skills, but can assist in team attacks.

Weapon strikes(with a large mallet)- 10-60 damage

Magic Bikini- Pink magically transforms her normal outfit into a cute and sexy little bikini,
require to do the Sexy Beam.

Combination attacks

Sexy Beam- Pink(while in the Magic Bikini) can do the Sexy Beam team attack with Step-chan

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Pink can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Anime Laser Wave- Pink can do this team attack with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Pink can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/High Level Attacks

Pink's Anger- Pink slams a large mallet onto her opponent with extreme power and ferocity, it does 3000-4000 damage.

Yumiko

Class: Cat Cutie Commando

Lightweight: Assister in combat.

Yumiko is a member of Step-chan's ally force, she knows alittle magic, both for offense and healing.

Basic attacks/skills

Slaps- 1-10 damage

Weapon strikes(with a stick) 1-20 damage

Litany- Yumiko casts a spell to recover all hit points to an ally of herself.

Fire Ray- Yumiko fires a magical heat ray at the opponent, does from 50-125 damage, depending on how much energy she charges into it.

Ice Ray- Yumiko fires a magical frost ray at the opponent, does from 60-150 damage, depending on how much energy she charges into it.

Lit Ray- Yumiko fires a magical bolt ray at the opponent, does from 70-175 damage, depending on how much energy she charges into it.

Combination skills

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Yumiko can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Sparkling Moe Wave- Yumiko can do the Sparkling Moe Wave with Step-chan

Anime Laser Wave- Yumiko can do this team attack with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Yumiko can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/High Level Attacks

Magic Ray Wave- Yumiko fires a magical ray at her opponent/s, it does 7700-8350 damage

Ren

Class: Cat Cutie Commando

Lightweight: Assister in combat.

Ren is a member of Step-chan's ally forces, she knows some magic and mental abilities.

Basic Attacks/skills

Slaps- 1-15 damage

Kicks- 1-25 damage

Magic Missile- Ren fires a magical missile at her opponent, depending on how much energy she channels into it, it can do 50-200 damage.

Lit Ray- Ren fires a magical bolt ray at the opponent, does from 90-195 damage, depending on how much energy she charges into it.

Psybeam- Ren releases a psychic beam at her opponent, does 50-100 damage.

Psywave- Lita fires a psychic wave at her opponent/s, does 75-150 damage.

Combination skills

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Ren can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Sparkling Moe Wave- Ren can do the Sparkling Moe Wave with Step-chan

Anime Laser Wave- Ren can do this team attack with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Ren can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/High Level Attacks

Howling Twister- Ren releases a whirlwind onto her opponent, it does 6720-7400 damage.

Lunara

Class: Cat Cutie Commando

Lightweight: Strong Healer with alittle divine magic

Lunara is a member of Step-chan's ally forces, she knows abit of healing magic and can defend herself quite well with physical attacks and divine attack spells.

Basic Attacks/Skills

Punches- 1-35 damage

Kicks- 1-40 damage

Chops- 1-30 damage

Judo Slam- 1-50 damage

Healing light- Lunara heals an ally or herself 200-300 hit points.

Healing Touch- Lunara heals an ally or herself 1000-1200 hit points.

Litany- Lunara heals an ally or herself to maximum hit points.

Camp Litany- Lunara heals all allies and herself 1200-1500 hit points.

Dia Wave- Lunara fires a divine magic shot at her opponent, it does 100-150 damage.

Dia Bomb- Lunara fires a divine magic blast at her opponent/s, it does 300-400 damage.

Dia Shot- Lunara fires a divine magic spread shot that does 500-575 damage to her opponent/s.

Combination skills

Catgirl Nation Army Bomb- Lunara can do the Catgirl Nation Army Bomb with Step-chan

Sparkling Moe Wave- Lunara can do the Sparkling Moe Wave with Step-chan

Anime Laser Wave- Lunara can do this team attack with Step-chan

Neko Spiral Beam- Lunara can do this team attack with Step-chan

Finishers/High Level Attacks

Divine Laser- Lunara fires a powerful divine laser beam at her opponent/s, it does 6180-8120 damage.

Next fight:

Airrider & Step-chan vs Dragonfly & Kyoji Ogami

Annoucer: Welcome to our next fight, Airrider & Step-chan vs Dragonfly & Kyoji Ogami!

Annoucer: Dragonfly had caught Airrider in an ambush, attacked him and kidnapped Chii! Airrider asked Step-chan for abit of help in dealing with him. Dragonfly found out and asked Kyoji Ogami to aid him in this fight. Kyoji agreed to it, mainly because he and Step-chan have bad blood between them, they don't like each other at all.

Annoucer: Today's fight takes place outside with no ring, mainly because two of our fighters have mechs that they can call. Dragonfly and Kyoji are also wearing cybersuits to enhance their abilities, especially since they aren't as strong as Airrider or Step-chan. I see that Dragonfly has Chii tied up to a pole.... the fight is about to start!!!

Round 1

Dragonfly gets started by running over to Airrider and throwing a punch at him. Airrider dodges!

Airrider: No damage.

Airrider grabs Dragonfly's arm, slams him into the ground and delivers a fierce Judo-chop.

Dragonfly: 37 damage.

Step-chan does a Hip bash into Kyoji.

Kyoji Ogami: 36 damage.

Kyoji strikes Step-chan with an beam staff.

Step-chan: 24 damage.

Airrider strikes Dragonfly with a 3 punch combo followed by a knee kick.

Dragonfly: 47 damage.

Dragonfly hits Airrider with a few smoke grenades.

Airrider: 37 damage.

Kyoji shoots Step-chan with a needle gun, Step-chan takes 2 hits!

Step-chan: 27 damage, Step-chan pulls the needles out of his arm.

Step-chan performs a bulldog on Kyoji.

Kyoji Ogami: 37 damage, Kyoji is dazed by the attack!

Round 2

While Kyoji is dazed, Step-chan performs the Sash Dance on him.

Kyoji Ogami: 97 damage, Kyoji regains his composure!

Kyoji releases a heat wave attack on Step-chan.

Step-chan: 53 damage.

Dragonfly hits Airrider with his beam staff.

Airrider: 49 damag.... what the? Airrider turned into a bowling ball! Airrider performed the Substitution Jutsu!

Airrider performs the Bound Beauty Jutsu while he's behind the confused Dragonfly. Airrider transforms into Helene all tied up with rope!

Dragonfly looks around and sees a bosomy pink haired girl tied up and walks toward her with an evil grin on his face!

The ropes loosen around Airrider(in Helene's form) as Dragonfly gets really close! Airrider(in Helene's form) beats the living hell out of Dragonfly with a excessive amount of wand strikes and kicks to the groin!

Dragonfly: 221 damage, Dragonfly doubles over in pain and becomes intensely angry!

Airrider changes back to his normal form!

Kyoji grabs Step-chan and performs a power slam on him.

Step-chan: 43 damage, Step-chan gets back up and leaps over to Airrider!

Step-chan and Airrider plan a strategy attack!

Airrider pulls out his Desert Eagle!

Step-chan begins charging his Moon Beam attack!

Step-chan fires the Moon Beam attack at Dragonfly and Kyoji!

Airrider fires 8 shots from his Desert Eagle at Dragonfly and Kyoji!

Dragonfly: 5 hits from the Desert Eagle and he takes a direct blast from the Moon Beam.... 432 damage from both attacks combined!

Kyoji Ogami: 3 hits from the Desert Eagle and he takes a direct hit from the Moon Beam... 355 damage from both attacks combined!

Dragonfly gets fed up and calls his mech into battle... The Perso-Slayer!

Dragonfly gets inside the Perso-Slayer!

Airrider calls the Team Forkner Racer into battle!

Airrider gets inside the Team Forkner Racer!

Kyoji gets back up and looks at Step-chan..... he tells him that he's about to make his life a living hell. Kyoji increases the power and speed levels of his cyber suit!

Step-chan prepares for the clash by using his Chakra Healing skill!

Step-chan recovers 123 hit points.

Round 3

Airrider fires 5 laser shots at Dragonfly, 3 of them hit!

Dragonfly(Perso-slayer): 304 damage.

Dragonfly fires 37 shots from his vulcan cannon, 4 of them hit!

Airrider(Team Forkner): 147 damage.

Kyoji runs toward Step-chan and delivers 4 punches, 3 kicks and 2 palm thrusts.

Step-chan: 178 damage.

Step-chan strikes Kyoji with 3 blows from his parasol weapon, Kasumi.

Kyoji Ogami: 149 damage, Kyoji grabs Step-chan, judo slams him and does a leg drop on him.

Step-chan: 102 damage, Step-chan gets back up, leaps away and assesses what to do. He realizes that this isn't going to be easy.

Airrider fires 50 rounds from his vulcan cannon at Dragonfly, 32 of them hit!

Dragonfly(Perso-slayer): 678 damage.

Dragonfly fires 12 missiles at Airrider, 5 of them hit!

Airrider(Team Forkner): 532 damage, Airrider fires 8 homing missiles at Dragonfly, all of them hit!

Dragonfly(Persoslayer): 867 damage, Dragonfly becomes severely irritated!

Step-chan performs the Shadow Clone Jutsu, Step-chan makes an exact replica of himself.

Step-chan talks to his shadow clone, they make a plan.

Step-chan performs the Helene Transformation Jutsu, Step-chan
becomes an exact replica of Helene!

Step-chan's shadow clone performs the Athena Transformation Jutsu, Step-chan's shadow clone becomes an exact replica of Athena!

Step-chan's shadow clone(in Athena's form) runs at Kyoji, strikes him 9 times with a sword and kicks him into the air!

Kyoji Ogami: 540 damage.

Step-chan(in Helene's form) fires 10 magic missiles, all of them hit!

Kyoji Ogami: 899 damage, Kyoji slowly gets back up... he looks incredibly angry!

Kyoji calls Dragonfly!

They decide to perform a powerful team combination attack: The Orbit Bomber!

Kyoji and Dragonfly fire the Orbit Bomber on both Airrider and Step-chan!

Airrider & Team Forkner: 1870 damage!

Step-chan: 2134 damage!

Step-chan's shadow clone: 3190 damage, Step-chan's shadow clone dissappears in puff of smoke!

Step-chan changes back to his normal form!

Airrider and Step-chan are severely injured, they can hardly move!

Round 4

Step-chan struggles to stand up, but manages to get back on his feet!

Step-chan summons Starlight and Feliko!

Both Starlight and Feliko do the Hustle Dance, doubling the healing power!

Airrider recovers 1,999 hit points!

Step-chan recovers 1,909 hit points!

Step-chan and Airrider get up and take a deep breathe!

Kyoji thinks fast and calls in G.G. Allin.

Both Kyoji and G.G. Allin rush towards Starlight and Feliko!

G.G. Allin hits both Starlight and Feliko with a microphone stand!

Starlight: 24 damage. Feliko: 27 damage.

Starlight and Feliko stumble abit, Kyoji grabs them and slams them into the ground at the maximum power his suit can do with that attack!

Starlight: 3,200 damage. Feliko: 3,123 damage.

Starlight and Feliko are badly hurt!

Airrider and Step-chan look shocked!

Airrider and Step-chan have become incredibly furious!

Airrider strips the outer layers of the Team Forkner mech to form the Caladrius! Airrider fires 120 shots from the vulcan cannon! Dragonfly takes 104 hits!

Dragonfly(Perso-slayer): 2,987 damage, the Perso-slayer is wrecked! Dragonfly leaps out of his mech and runs toward Airrider!

Airrider leaps out of his mech and runs toward Dragonfly!

Another personality has emerged out of Step-chan.... can it be? Yes, it's Inner Step-chan! His anger has brought him out!

Step-chan looks at G.G. Allin..... then he performs the Fire Mata Dance on him, causing fireballs to hit him from every direction!

G.G. Allin: 3,600 damage, G.G. Allin is Knocked out!

Step-chan is running toward Kyoji......

Step-chan performs the Ikkoku No Odori on Kyoji, hitting him with punches, kicks and rapid strikes from his parasol "Kasumi", he hits him 20 times!

Kyoji Ogami: 45,001 damage, Kyoji is knocked out!

Airrider psyches up, Airrider's overall power and abilities double!

Airrider performs "My Solemn Vow" on Dragonfly, giving him the beating of a life time with a promise to save those he cares about!

Dragonfly: 46,320 damage, Dragonfly is Knocked out!



Annoucer: The winners... Airrider & Step-chan!

Annoucer: Airrider has just until Chii, he's taking her back to Hideki. Step-chan summoned Lunara to heal Starlight and Feliko, now she's healing them.

Annoucer: That's it for the fight, see you next time!

This is...amazing!

This is...amazing!


Our final attacks got a boost because of psyching up and my second personality.