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Subject: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/13/07 at 8:25 pm

If you choke a smurf what color would it turn?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/13/07 at 10:40 pm

Why do places that are open 24 hours daily have locks on their door?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: whistledog on 02/13/07 at 11:52 pm


Why do places that are open 24 hours daily have locks on their door?


so the lone employee who works there can run to the washroom

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Tia on 02/13/07 at 11:55 pm


so the lone employee who works there can run to the washroom
why does your avatar make me feel... funny. down there.  ???

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: whistledog on 02/14/07 at 12:45 pm


why does your avatar make me feel... funny. down there.  ???


Cause she is just as hot as Kim Richards? :D

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Tia on 02/14/07 at 12:47 pm


Cause she is just as hot as Kim Richards? :D
well, i wouldn't go all THAT far  ;D but she's a looker, fer shurr.

okay, i saw a big list of these park-on-a-driveway question jokes somewhere. i should google it.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/14/07 at 1:21 pm

Hi Tia and wistledog.  Valentine's Day is so scary to me.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Tia on 02/14/07 at 1:29 pm

i sent an email a couple days ago, asking, are we practicing wednesday or thursday? they shot back, thursday is valentines day! i'd totally forgotten.

did i mention i like your hat?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/14/07 at 3:49 pm

If you eat natural foods do you still die from natural causes?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/14/07 at 3:58 pm

Now there's a good question.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Tia on 02/14/07 at 4:03 pm

why do we call buildings buildings, and not builts? after all, typically, they're done.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/14/07 at 4:58 pm

Why do we leave the doors to banks open and chain the pens to the counters?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/15/07 at 10:20 am

What happens if we get scared to death more then once? ???

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/15/07 at 10:29 am

forgot the word half

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 02/15/07 at 3:08 pm


If you choke a smurf what color would it turn?


Blue,what other color would they turn? ???

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/15/07 at 3:31 pm


i sent an email a couple days ago, asking, are we practicing wednesday or thursday? they shot back, thursday is valentines day! i'd totally forgotten.

did i mention i like your hat?
ummmm.....did you send one back telling them Thursday is NOT Valentine's Day, it was Wednesday ???
Blue,what other color would they turn? ???
ummmm, Howard, they're already blue, they're smurfs ::)

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: 80s_cheerleader on 02/15/07 at 3:31 pm


If you choke a smurf what color would it turn?
Purple...

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 02/15/07 at 3:39 pm


ummmm.....did you send one back telling them Thursday is NOT Valentine's Day, it was Wednesday ???ummmm, Howard, they're already blue, they're smurfs ::)


Well Blue and Red make purple

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/15/07 at 3:40 pm

If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 02/15/07 at 3:43 pm


If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me?



That's not a joke

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/15/07 at 4:03 pm

The only things that I've seen turn blue are in cartoons.  I guess you would be right although I never tried it. ;)

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: karen on 02/16/07 at 7:51 am


If you choke a smurf what color would it turn?


Someone posted a cartoon here a couple of years ago (possibly Henk because it was in Dutch).  It had someone strangling a smurf and saying "Look they turn pink when you squeeze them"

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/16/07 at 11:37 am

Why do they lock the restrooms at gas stations?  Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?

reminds me of a parody I've wrote, wanna read it?  http://www.amiright.com/parody/submit.shtml

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 02/16/07 at 2:59 pm


Why do they lock the restrooms at gas stations?  Are they afraid someone is going to clean them?

reminds me of a parody I've wrote, wanna read it?  http://www.amiright.com/parody/submit.shtml



I always thought you needed a key for gas station restrooms? ???

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: lorac61469 on 02/16/07 at 3:21 pm



I always thought you needed a key for gas station restrooms? ???


???

You need a key because it's locked.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 02/16/07 at 3:28 pm


???

You need a key because it's locked.



Some restrooms are open

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: lorac61469 on 02/16/07 at 3:31 pm



Some restrooms are open


You don't tell jokes very often, do you?  :D

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 02/16/07 at 3:31 pm


You don't tell jokes very often, do you?  :D



Not often

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Tia on 02/16/07 at 4:56 pm

knock knock

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: lorac61469 on 02/16/07 at 5:24 pm


knock knock


who's there?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Tia on 02/16/07 at 5:29 pm


who's there?
nobody.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: gemini on 02/16/07 at 5:40 pm

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?  :D

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/16/07 at 5:41 pm


When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?  :D



People?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: gemini on 02/16/07 at 5:44 pm



People?

Makes perfect sense to me!  ;D

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: MLB on 02/16/07 at 9:35 pm

My sister said someone told her this on Monday, " I saw two Eskimoes outside your house the other night.  They said they weren't cold, just hungry"  ???   
  Now, the guy who said this was the husband of one of my sister's weight loss group members. Is ^ a fat joke that isn't funny or what?  She's big and they expected food at our house because she doesn't look starved?    She and I aren't laughing.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 02/17/07 at 4:27 pm


When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?  :D


Cheese? ???

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/17/07 at 4:29 pm


Cheese? ???



No, they'd say people.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 02/17/07 at 4:39 pm



No, they'd say people.



Cheese should say "Cheese".

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/17/07 at 4:40 pm



Cheese should say "Cheese".



No Howard.  If people say "Cheese", then cheese should say "People".

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 02/17/07 at 4:50 pm



No Howard.  If people say "Cheese", then cheese should say "People".



What if People don't say Cheese?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/17/07 at 4:52 pm



What if People don't say Cheese?



Then cheese doesn't say anything.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/17/07 at 5:08 pm

If you get olive oil by squeezing olives and you corn oil from by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?



Cat

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: gemini on 02/17/07 at 5:11 pm


If you get olive oil by squeezing olives and you corn oil from by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?



Cat

From Cheese?  ;)  ::)

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/17/07 at 5:12 pm


From Cheese?  ;)  ::)



Lmao



Cat

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/17/07 at 5:12 pm


If you get olive oil by squeezing olives and you corn oil from by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?



Cat




Squeezing babies.  Duh.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: loki 13 on 02/19/07 at 8:58 pm


If you get olive oil by squeezing olives and you corn oil from by squeezing corn, how do you get baby oil?



Along the same line:

If Firefighters fight fires and Crimefighters fight crime, What do Freedomfighters fight?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 02/20/07 at 1:24 pm


Along the same line:

If Firefighters fight fires and Crimefighters fight crime, What do Freedomfighters fight?


They fight for freedom whenever there's trouble GI Joe is there... ;D

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/20/07 at 3:21 pm

How do you draw a blank?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/20/07 at 5:37 pm


How do you draw a blank?



Like this _____?  :-\\    ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/20/07 at 6:29 pm

that works or maybe if I just draw the words a blank :D

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 02/21/07 at 4:48 pm


How do you draw a blank?


I don't know.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Tia on 02/21/07 at 5:31 pm


I don't know.
looks like you just did.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/22/07 at 2:48 pm

Stop sending the same movie Tia

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Tia on 02/22/07 at 2:56 pm


Stop sending the same movie Tia
???

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/22/07 at 3:38 pm

I just keep clicking on what seems to be part of your signature Tia.  No problem it's just me.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/22/07 at 6:04 pm

How come the word abbreviate is so long?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Sister Morphine on 02/22/07 at 6:23 pm


How come the word abbreviate is so long?



Since when is that a joke?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/22/07 at 6:48 pm

I don't know

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/22/07 at 6:51 pm


I don't know


You mean... "Don't I Know?"

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/23/07 at 11:29 am

I think it time for me to go to the arcade and juggle some chickens.  I'm out of jokes right now.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: karen on 02/23/07 at 11:34 am


How come the word abbreviate is so long?


And why is there only one Monopolies Commission

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Tia on 02/23/07 at 11:34 am

I got one.

So these two nuns are riding bicycles back to the convent over a cobblestone road. One says, “wow. I’ve never come this way before.” The other says, “yeah, it’s the cobblestones.”

Guess there’s not really a question there, but I’d be prepared to any questions you might have.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: KKay on 02/23/07 at 11:43 am


I got one.

So these two nuns are riding bicycles back to the convent over a cobblestone road. One says, “wow. I’ve never come this way before.” The other says, “yeah, it’s the cobblestones.”

Guess there’s not really a question there, but I’d be prepared to any questions you might have.



my question is, why nuns?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/23/07 at 11:45 am


my question is, why nuns?


Because nuns = fun.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: KKay on 02/23/07 at 11:49 am


Because nuns = fun.


sure. if = means 'rhymes with'

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Tia on 02/23/07 at 11:54 am

i imagine it's because nuns are probably more sexually pentup and so could achieve shangri-la just by riding a bouncy bike.

then again, evidently the one nun has, er, gone a number of different ways, so it really is a bit of a stumper, isn't it.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: KKay on 02/23/07 at 11:57 am


i imagine it's because nuns are probably more sexually pentup and so could achieve shangri-la just by riding a bouncy bike.

then again, evidently the one nun has, er, gone a number of different ways, so it really is a bit of a stumper, isn't it.


ok. i accept the nuns. had it been like.....a nun and me, it would go like this.

"ive never come this way before"
"i have."

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/23/07 at 2:56 pm


ok. i accept the nuns. had it been like.....a nun and me, it would go like this.

"ive never come this way before"
"i have."




;D

I miss you Kkay. 

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 02/23/07 at 3:44 pm


sure. if = means 'rhymes with'


whiff?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 02/23/07 at 10:39 pm

If a seagull flies over the bay can we call it a bagel ?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Stompgal on 02/24/07 at 3:23 am

Did you hear about the group that broke into the police department and stole their only toilet?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 02/24/07 at 7:14 am


If a seagull flies over the bay can we call it a bagel ?


A bagel doesn't fly. ;D

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: KKay on 02/24/07 at 8:35 am


;D

I miss you Kkay. 


yeah, i miss you too.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 06/28/10 at 11:27 pm

hmm...  bump

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: DoRitos on 07/01/10 at 11:36 pm



OK - I'll jump into the mix - this is a DoRitos original in true Steven Wright fashion:

If you had a brain transplant would you know it?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 07/02/10 at 3:44 pm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/02/10 at 4:00 pm

What If The Hokey Pokey Is All It Really Is About?



Cat

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: DoRitos on 07/02/10 at 4:12 pm


What If The Hokey Pokey Is All It Really Is About?



Cat


The world would be so much simpler.

_____________________________________________________________________________________________

How would the headlights on a space craft function if turned on while the craft was traveling at the speed of light?

Or even better, how would they function when the craft has exceeded the speed of light?

A man does this standing up and a women does this sitting down and a dog does this by lifting its leg.  What is it that they are doing?

A simple hand shake.

What is worse than a bus load of lawyers going over a cliff?

That same bus with an empty seat..  

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 07/02/10 at 11:39 pm

I think life is hokey pokey  and trying to life in it can be a ver complicated thing.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 07/03/10 at 5:26 am


What If The Hokey Pokey Is All It Really Is About?



Cat



then everyone would be dancing to it.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: DoRitos on 07/03/10 at 6:27 am


I have never seen a "head" on Star Trek and why is that?  Do they simply have the substance of their bodily functions beemed into space? 

New Ensign - Excuse me chief but where is the head?
Seasoned Engineer - Just report to any transpoter platform with the half moon of Telos IV on it.  The closest one is in ten forward.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/03/10 at 11:23 am


I have never seen a "head" on Star Trek and why is that?  Do they simply have the substance of their bodily functions beemed into space? 

New Ensign - Excuse me chief but where is the head?
Seasoned Engineer - Just report to any transpoter platform with the half moon of Telos IV on it.  The closest one is in ten forward.



;D ;D ;D


Actually, the reason for it is because the designer of the Enterprise went to the same architecture school as the guy who designed the Brady house.



Cat 

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/03/10 at 11:29 pm


What If The Hokey Pokey Is All It Really Is About?


Silence, Pinky, or I shall have to hurt you.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 07/03/10 at 11:41 pm

even though it is a joke, I need to ask

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/04/10 at 12:53 am


Are you pondering what I'm pondering?


I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: DoRitos on 07/04/10 at 2:47 am

A man goes to a 7-11.  The sigh says "Open 24 hours".  As he approaches the door the on duty cleck is locking up for the night.  The man says to the clerk, "What are you doing".  The clerk says, "What does it look like I'm doing'?  The man says, "Closing the store".  THe clerk says, "exactly"  The man says, "But your sign says "Open 24 hours".  The clerk retorts, "Yes we are, but not is a row".


Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 07/04/10 at 12:46 pm

I feel like I'm not getting jokes any more

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: DoRitos on 07/05/10 at 2:59 pm


  Knock, knock,

  Who's there?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 07/05/10 at 3:01 pm

yeah who are you? I really want to know

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/05/10 at 3:11 pm


  Knock, knock,

  Who's there?





It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink.



Cat

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: DoRitos on 07/05/10 at 6:48 pm


yeah who are you? I really want to know


You first please - a security question follows:

Do, you like cupcakes?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 07/05/10 at 7:38 pm

he he

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: DoRitos on 07/06/10 at 5:02 am


I know you now, but I'm not telling anyone.  Let them figure it out for themselves.  I actually thought you were someone else, but that does not mean a disappointment to me.  It is my pleasure to banter about on this thread with you.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 07/06/10 at 5:27 am


You first please - a security question follows:

Do, you like cupcakes?


Yes,I like cupcakes.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/06/10 at 10:56 am

An electrician works on electricity.
A garbage man works on garbage.
A roofer works on roofs.
A gardener works on gardens.
A plumber works on plumbs?  ???



Cat

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 07/06/10 at 11:16 am


Yes,I like cupcakes.


who doesn't     

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: 2kidsami on 07/06/10 at 11:17 am


An electrician works on electricity.
A garbage man works on garbage.
A roofer works on roofs.
A gardener works on gardens.
A plumber works on plumbs?  ???



Cat
plumbing...  But you tell me what does a butcher work on butches????

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/06/10 at 11:24 am


plumbing...  But you tell me what does a butcher work on butches????



;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 07/06/10 at 3:03 pm


plumbing...  But you tell me what does a butcher work on butches????


That's after the shift is over.  ;)

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: DoRitos on 07/06/10 at 5:04 pm


And I would surmise that a barber works on Barbs?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 07/06/10 at 6:54 pm

Barb rann

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: DoRitos on 07/06/10 at 7:45 pm


Barbawawa

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 07/08/10 at 1:51 pm

If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: DoRitos on 07/08/10 at 7:43 pm


I saw a commercial recently about a new product called powered water.  I went right out and bought some.  My question is, what do I add?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 07/08/10 at 10:10 pm

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: DoRitos on 07/09/10 at 4:08 am


Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?


Why yes indeed I have pondered that WC.  We do know the speed of light however, but does anyone know for sure the speed of dark?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 07/09/10 at 6:53 am


I saw a commercial recently about a new product called powered water.  I went right out and bought some.  My question is, what do I add?


never heard of that before. ???

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 07/09/10 at 6:55 am

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/09/10 at 11:19 am


never heard of that before. ???



I guess you never listened to Steven Wright.




Cat

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Frank on 07/09/10 at 11:56 am



I guess you never listened to Steven Wright.

Cat

Steven Wright = Genius  (If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?)

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/09/10 at 12:22 pm


Steven Wright = Genius  (If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?)



I once bought a can of used paint. It came in the shape of a house.



Cat

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 07/09/10 at 1:48 pm

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 07/09/10 at 2:49 pm



I guess you never listened to Steven Wright.




Cat


Yes I've heard of Steven Wright. He's a comedian.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: DoRitos on 07/09/10 at 5:17 pm


Steven Wright = Genius  (If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?)


Another steven Wight quip:  "Once I put instant coffee in the mcirowave, i nearly went back in time". 

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Bobby on 09/23/10 at 5:11 pm


Steven Wright = Genius  (If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?)


I agree. Steven Wright packed so many jokes into one routine. It's a shame he isn't well known in the UK. My favourite one-liner:

"The other day I was playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. ..."


Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?


Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/23/10 at 5:38 pm


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll?


A Tootsie roll pop (lollipop), there is a difference

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/24/10 at 1:54 am


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll?
We have had this before somewhere.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 09/24/10 at 6:59 am


We have had this before somewhere.


It doesn't take 3 licks then *CRUNCH*!

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/15/12 at 11:55 pm

You ever hear the one about the guy who pickpocketed midgets?






... I never thought anyone could stoop so low.

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 01/15/12 at 11:59 pm

he he

didn't think anyone was going to bump this old thread back

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/16/12 at 12:01 am


he he

didn't think anyone was going to bump this old thread back


That's what happens when you spend two years off the forum then come back to read "new replies to posts!"

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: Howard on 01/16/12 at 7:01 am


You ever hear the one about the guy who pickpocketed midgets?






... I never thought anyone could stoop so low.


;D

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 09/30/12 at 10:57 pm

I forgot I once started this thread

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 11/15/12 at 8:50 pm

If you choke a smurf what color would it turn?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 11/15/12 at 9:09 pm

How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHfbLlcJMuA

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 11/15/12 at 10:38 pm


How much wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHfbLlcJMuA


bonus video!

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 11/19/12 at 11:20 pm

does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/20/12 at 8:58 am


does your chewing gum loose it's flavor on the bedpost overnight?



If your mother says "Don’t chew it" do you swallow in spite?




Cat

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 11/20/12 at 12:03 pm



If your mother says "Don’t chew it" do you swallow in spite?




Cat


I don't know, I'm afraid the gum will catch on to my tonsils and I'll be heaving.  You think the gum might stick?

Subject: Re: Jokes that bring up questions

Written By: wildcard on 12/26/12 at 11:06 pm

Who are you?

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