http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

he needs his own thread.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

he needs his own thread.
He does not look angry.

No he looks more 'what the...........'

No he looks more 'what the...........'
...confused?

He does not look angry.
he looks wary and paranoid.

he looks wary and paranoid.
...confused by being wary and paranoid.

I think he just wants a balloon.

i was noticing everyone brings their own interpretation to the gopher. he’s an everygopher.

there’s a little bit of the angry gopher in all of us.

I thought he was just thinking about WTF George Dubya is doing to this country.  Then he turns around and looks at you while reading your mind.  I feel violated.

I think he just wants a balloon.
...or someone has burst his pretty balloon?

He does not look angry.


No because he's pissed!!!

My interpretation....by Chrissy G.


Willis:  Mr. Drummond is a stupid ole whitey!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

What you talkin about Willis?

No because he's pissed!!!
Hence the expression, gopher piss?

We're giving him a complex.  P.E.T.A. is going to be after us for psychologically and emotionally abusing what's-his-name.  What is the disturb critter's name anyway? ???

We're giving him a complex.  P.E.T.A. is going to be after us for psychologically and emotionally abusing what's-his-name.  What is the disturb critter's name anyway? ???



hug him, and squeeze him, and pet him, and pat him, and call him George

"I'm alright.  Don't nobody worry 'bout me.
Why you got to give me a fight?  Can't you just let me be?"
  - The Gopher.

"I'm alright.  Don't nobody worry 'bout me.
Why you got to give me a fight?  Can't you just let me be?"
  - The Gopher.
http://blogs.sun.com/kevin/resource/Dancing_gopher.gif

Oh, he's not angry.

THIS is an angry gopher...

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Arjic4CfYB8DSM:http://forbesontech.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/gopher_cong_2.jpg

THIS is an ANGRY gopher!

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMihdwXVGnzQAvjKjzbkF/SIG=1248032a6/EXP=1182208733/**http%3A//stsdas.stsci.edu/~sosey/images/gopher.jpg

With everything gopher have to deal with on a daily basis, I think they have a RIGHT to be angry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVGzqGsD5Tc

With everything gopher have to deal with on a daily basis, I think they have a RIGHT to be angry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVGzqGsD5Tc


My kids just sat and watched that over and over for about 20 minutes. ;D

With everything gopher have to deal with on a daily basis, I think they have a RIGHT to be angry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVGzqGsD5Tc


;D  ;D  ;D

To me, it looks as if he is aware that someone is following/stalking him, and he turns around suddenly and is like, "Boo Ya...I see you!" ;D

It leaves alot to the imagination what happens afterwards.  The screen goes blank and all you hear is screams as the gopher bites the crap out of the camerman.    :o

angry gopher http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif 
happy gopher http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiMB.nVGursACw.jzbkF/SIG=126u0kfcg/EXP=1182223233/**http%3A//www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/06/gopher200.jpg

Gopher is a senator now or at least he used to be (I think).

He looks uncannily like the Psycho Attack Corgi.

angry gopher http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif 
happy gopher http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiMB.nVGursACw.jzbkF/SIG=126u0kfcg/EXP=1182223233/**http%3A//www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/06/gopher200.jpg


Is that Fred Grandy?

Gopher is a senator now or at least he used to be (I think).
kim richards was once gopher's love interest on "the love boat." she got a lot of tough gigs like that, and she slugged her way through it. that's why she's so awesome!

hug him, and squeeze him, and pet him, and pat him, and call him George


Nah, he doesn't look like a George.

With everything gopher have to deal with on a daily basis, I think they have a RIGHT to be angry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVGzqGsD5Tc


That was cute.  Thanks Patty. :)

With him and the Paulie Walnuts avatar, I keep thinking he's saying:

What?  You talkin to me?

hug him, and squeeze him, and pet him, and pat him, and call him George


You read that book too?

You read that book too?
It was in a cartoon here, although I can't recall which one....it was a big lump of an animal with a dopey voice :-\\

It was in a cartoon here, although I can't recall which one....it was a big lump of an animal with a dopey voice :-\\


A cartoon?  That might have made it more interesting

It's from Of Mice and Men (which I think is by Steinbeck).  I had to read it for my English Lit O Level

A cartoon?  That might have made it more interesting

It's from Of Mice and Men (which I think is by Steinbeck).  I had to read it for my English Lit O Level


It's from one of those Loony Toons cartoons.. this big fat girl has a pet, I forget what her name was.

I'm trying to think what I had to read for my English Lit 'O Level'. Whatever it was I probably just blagged it in the exam.  ;D

I'm trying to think what I had to read for my English Lit 'O Level'. Whatever it was I probably just blagged it in the exam.  ;D


I got so pissed off with all the stupid coursework we had to do that I never got as far as the exam!  I remember for this particular book we had to summarise the story as a song.  I can't recall what song the teacher suggested we parody but the chorus was supposed to be "And it was their dream to live off the fat of the land"

I got so pissed off with all the stupid coursework we had to do that I never got as far as the exam!  I remember for this particular book we had to summarise the story as a song.  I can't recall what song the teacher suggested we parody but the chorus was supposed to be "And it was their dream to live off the fat of the land"


.. which school did you go to?

I went to Countesthorpe, I thought that was progressive! Then I went to Lutterworth.. that was.. a bit anal to be honest. Dropped out of my A-Levels, I sort of, forgot to go to the exams.. and the classes.. in fact, admittedly, I just spent most of my time either high or drunk.

.. which school did you go to?



Burleigh College

With him and the Paulie Walnuts avatar, I keep thinking he's saying:

What?  You talkin to me?


I'm sure he'd break your kneecaps if you kept f*cking with him. :D

kim richards was once gopher's love interest on "the love boat." she got a lot of tough gigs like that, and she slugged her way through it. that's why she's so awesome!


I saw that one on youtube!

angry gopher http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif 
happy gopher http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiMB.nVGursACw.jzbkF/SIG=126u0kfcg/EXP=1182223233/**http%3A//www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/06/gopher200.jpg


Funny! ;D

It was in a cartoon here, although I can't recall which one....it was a big lump of an animal with a dopey voice :-\\


It was called The Abominable Snow Rabbit.  


http://www.animationusa.com/picts/wbpict/2_Snowbunny.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9vw0QWCG28

I saw that one on youtube!
yah, it's scary. first she's in pigtails and braces and 13, then she's in an evening gown and looks like she's 30 and she's totally coming on to gopher, then she's back to being 13 and she's trying to entrap him for attempted statutory rape. no wonder the gopher's so angry and paranoid.

yah, it's scary. first she's in pigtails and braces and 13, then she's in an evening gown and looks like she's 30 and she's totally coming on to gopher, then she's back to being 13 and she's trying to entrap him for attempted statutory rape. no wonder the gopher's so angry and paranoid.


;D  The little slut!


Of course you know I'm kidding about that ^.  Please don't give me the gopher look. :-[

you did NOT just call KIM a slut! oh no you di'int!

http://i9.tinypic.com/4vnjo6v.jpg

if looks could kill.

you did NOT just call KIM a slut! oh no you di'int!

http://i9.tinypic.com/4vnjo6v.jpg

if looks could kill.


He needs lazers shooting out of his eyes! ;D

Burleigh College


Huh..

Where's that?

He needs lazers shooting out of his eyes! ;D
yah, he also needs to be 400 feet tall and handing godzilla his ass!

It was called The Abominable Snow Rabbit.  


http://www.animationusa.com/picts/wbpict/2_Snowbunny.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9vw0QWCG28



I remember that clip.

It was called The Abominable Snow Rabbit. 


http://www.animationusa.com/picts/wbpict/2_Snowbunny.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9vw0QWCG28
that's the one O0

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Wqf6lmu-XOOUbM:http://www.cwga.org/JUNIORS/photogallery/Angry%2520gopher%2520clear.gif


Im alright
Nobody worry bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Cant you just let it be?

Im alright
Dont nobody worry bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why dont you just let me be

Do what you like,
Doing it natrally
But if its too easy
Theyre gonna disagree

Its your life
And isnt it a mystery
If its nobodys busness
Its everybodys game

Gotta catch you later
No, no, cannonball it right away

Some cinderella kid

Get it up and get you a job
(dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)

Im alright
Nobody worry bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Cant you just let it be?

Im alright
Dont nobody worry bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why dont you just let me be

Who do you want?
Who you be today?
And who is it really
Makin up your mind?

You wanna listen to the man?
Pay attention to the magistrate
And while I got you in the mood
Listen to your

Own heart beatin
Own heart beatin
Own heart beatin
Own heart beatin

Dont it get you movin

Mmmmm-man

It make me feel good

(wow, cinderella kid)

Then give it up and give it the job

(dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)
(boom, boom, boom, boom)

Im alright
Nobody worry bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Cant you just let it be?

Im alright
Dont nobody worry bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why dont you just let me be

Im alright
Nobody worry bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Cant you just let it be?

Im alright
Im alright
Just let me be


Cat

Burleigh College
I spent two terms at Burlegih College

I spent two terms at Burlegih College
i hear they have a really good angry gopher program.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

he needs his own thread.

That's the same look I get from the critter that's been eating all my plants.  >:(

That's the same look I get from the critter that's been eating all my plants.  >:(


At least its not your pants.

I spent two terms at Burlegih College


Is it some sort of national school that I'm unaware of? You's guys talked about this whilst we were beating up Johnson didn't you..

At least its not your pants.

Yes, I guess that's a plus.  :D

That's the same look I get from the critter that's been eating all my plants.  >:(
"your lawn will be mine! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...."

THAT's what he looks like. not angry, EVIL. the evil gopher.

"your lawn will be mine! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...."

THAT's what he looks like. not angry, EVIL. the evil gopher.

I keep saying "let's smoke 'em out" "throw some smoke bombs or something down the holes" . Tony says, "you know how many escape routes they have out here?"

Okay, this is what you gotta do.  Save the rodent to your computer and then set it as your back ground. :D

Godzilla is toast!!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/Gophervs.jpg

I couldn't resist ...

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c362/godeltsihw/Howard-Gopher.gif

Is it some sort of national school that I'm unaware of? You's guys talked about this whilst we were beating up Johnson didn't you..


Not the one I'm talking about.  It's in Loughborough.  I went for three years to the secondary school in town and then moved (with everyone else) to Burleigh.  

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5qgRnndGrhYAolejzbkF/SIG=12m4pp04e/EXP=1182330769/**http%3A//growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/images/prairie_dogs_1.jpg    ???

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5qgRnndGrhYAolejzbkF/SIG=12m4pp04e/EXP=1182330769/**http%3A//growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/images/prairie_dogs_1.jpg    ???
To have watchers that close, they must be angry?

I couldn't resist ...

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c362/godeltsihw/Howard-Gopher.gif


So I'm the angry gopher?

Godzilla is toast!!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/Gophervs.jpg


Looks like he's being hypnotized.

Godzilla is toast!!!

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/Gophervs.jpg


I have that Godzilla figurine on my desk now.  Maybe I should look for an angry gopher!

I have that Godzilla figurine on my desk now.  Maybe I should look for an angry gopher!


I had a look on ebay.  They've got quite a few gopher toys and golf club covers etc.  One looked promising.  It said it was an insulted gopher beverage holder.  Turned out they meant insulated

modified for typo

I had a look on ebay.  They've got quite a few gopher toys and golf club covers etc.  One looked promising.  It said it was an insulted gopher beverage holder.  Turned out they meant insulated


;D

Darn.  So close.  Must have an angry one, although insulted might work if nothing is available....

I'm sure I could go out and pick up one of the hundred of dead gophers alongside the road, we seem to have a disproportionate amount of them around here. 

Is he still angry?

Is he still angry?


Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry

Don't make him angry, you wouldn't like him when he's angry



Just what we need, a green Incredible Gopher.

Just what we need, a green Incredible Gopher.



Where's WD when you need him?  ;D

This is as good a pic as I'm gonna get of him.  I'm not getting very close to him when he's hulking out.  Huh uh No way!

This is as good a pic as I'm gonna get of him.  I'm not getting very close to him when he's hulking out.  Huh uh No way!



Hulk Gopher?

This is as good a pic as I'm gonna get of him.  I'm not getting very close to him when he's hulking out.  Huh uh No way!
i keep waiting for him to turn around...!

This is as good a pic as I'm gonna get of him.  I'm not getting very close to him when he's hulking out.  Huh uh No way!



You did a great job and none of us blame you for not wanting to get to close!!!  ;D

I think the angry gopher is really a pissed off prairie dog

It's better with music!  :o :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_aniCCjs2M

It's better with music!  :o :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_aniCCjs2M


Very sinister now, all we need is a feature film of the Angry Gopher, with added Wilhelm screams 

It's better with music!  :o :o :o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_aniCCjs2M




What is he pissed off about? ;D

the first time i saw this I found it so funny that I sent it to a thousand people.  genius.

there should be no other images online anymore.  every image shearch should come up with our little friend.

i feel comfortable knowing that he's got his eye on things.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

he needs his own thread.
time to bump the Psychotic Gopher

Bump the thread, not the gopher!

Bump the thread, not the gopher!
;D yeah, otherwise he gets even more pissed

the angry gopher's back!

have you guys seen the original on youtube? it's from some kinda japanese kid's show or something and it's so not funny, it's this totally normal moment. you just had to take it out of context and it becomes priceless.

actually, the funniest thing about the clip is that the host guy comes out with his little gopher and, although a more harmless creature is hard to imagine, they all squeal in panic. it's really cute.

What's he so angry about?  ???

What's he so angry about?  ???
No millet seeds to eat?

Is A groundhog the same thing as a gopher?  ???

i don't believe so, and they are both different animals from a prairie dog. but i can tell ya after a few weeks lying out in the road in the hot sun, they all pretty much taste the same.

i don't believe so, and they are both different animals from a prairie dog. but i can tell ya after a few weeks lying out in the road in the hot sun, they all pretty much taste the same.



What does it taste like?

like an angry, roadkilled groundgopherhog dog.

like an angry, roadkilled groundgopherhog dog.



Does It taste like chicken?

i wanna see the angry chicken now.

i wanna see the angry chicken now.
If you type in "angry" here, you will see an angry chicken

If you type in "angry" here, you will see an angry chicken


that was great!

that was great!
There must be an old thread for this Subservient Chicken

There must be an old thread for this Subservient Chicken
Found it!

i don't believe so, and they are both different animals from a prairie dog. but i can tell ya after a few weeks lying out in the road in the hot sun, they all pretty much taste the same.

And smell the same too, I would guess.  :P

Of course you know that there is all kinds of Angry Gopher parodies out there now don't you?

Here are some of the more funny ones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiloZd1H4ow Star Wars Gopher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScGjwfLVvb8 Dramatic Chipmunk (Angry Gopher) Compilation (NOT for young eyes at all)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x97Ix18nspQ  LOST version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KILNYKZ75tg  Dramatic Prarie Dog Rap

and had to throw this one in for good measure.
Kung Fu Prarie Dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiSRe1BLmtE

If I had a rock band, I would name my band The Angry Gophers 
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif  http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif  http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif  http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif 

Brady Bunch Angry Gophers

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http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif  http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif  http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

Celebrity Angry Gopher Squares

Brady Bunch Angry Gophers

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http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gifhttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gifhttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif
excellent use of the angry gopher  ;D


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif   http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif  http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif 
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif   http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif  http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif 
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif   http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif  http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

Celebrity Angry Gopher Squares
and yet another good one  ;D

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

The angry gopher is moving! :o

   Drat and double drat...

   http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1193336/250px-Dickdastardly.jpg
   http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1193336/Curses.gif
  http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1193336/130496.jpg

  Drat and double drat...


  http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1193336/Curses.gif




Winner, all time funniest. Congratulations.

Winner, all time funniest. Congratulations.


  Y-E-E-E H-A-A-A-A-A-W..! ;D :-*

  Y-E-E-E H-A-A-A-A-A-W..! ;D :-*


Oh my god. the monacle goes flying......

I love life again. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/pinklove.gif

   Drat and double drat...

   http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1193336/250px-Dickdastardly.jpg
   http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1193336/Curses.gif
   http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1193336/130496.jpg

;D  ;D  ;D

You know the difference between you and me? I make gopher look good.

Wow that's excellent Dave. O0

   Drat and double drat...

   http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1193336/250px-Dickdastardly.jpg
   http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1193336/Curses.gif

Dastardly Gopher?  perfect!  ;D    nice work Davester.

More stuff from You Tube.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54vtXRI32MQ&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubrsECVWX7E&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bleP4M5tj1c&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zJ6k0iuEeo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lXL7HflU1Q&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uaw2CdjU3c&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rLh2G0C8yw

Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the angry gopher.

LOL.

I watched the one with Shaggy.  ;D

http://www.pipebombnews.com/readerimages/gopher.gif

More stuff from You Tube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54vtXRI32MQ&mode=related&search=

Brilliant, what music is that now?

More stuff from You Tube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bleP4M5tj1c&mode=related&search=
Another great one, featuring the voice of Jon Culshaw of Dead Ringers fame.

How angry do they get?

I got bit by a gopher once, when I was about 11 years old at the school playground. me & some friends were playing baseball. He came out of his hole/tunnel & I grabbed him by the tail & that Angry Gopher reached up & bit me.  >:(  too bad for him I was the kid with the bat.  I wonder if any Angry Gopher DNA is in my body like when Peter Parker got bit by a spider & got all kinds of spider powers & became Spiderman. What would a gopher's powers & strengths be, besides tunnel digging?  ???

I got bit by a gopher once, when I was about 11 years old at the school playground. me & some friends were playing baseball. He came out of his hole/tunnel & I grabbed him by the tail & that Angry Gopher reached up & bit me.   >:(  too bad for him I was the kid with the bat.  I wonder if any Angry Gopher DNA is in my body like when Peter Parker got bit by a spider & got all kinds of spider powers & became Spiderman. What would a gopher's powers & strengths be, besides tunnel digging?  ???
...or do you have a morbid fear of gophers now?

...or do you have a morbid fear of gophers now?
well, they can be quite vicious http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x8HB59GLEsB1FijzbkF/SIG=12m8qsoks/EXP=1184913543/**http%3A//sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0726/photo/gopher.jpg

well, they can be quite vicious http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x8HB59GLEsB1FijzbkF/SIG=12m8qsoks/EXP=1184913543/**http%3A//sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0726/photo/gopher.jpg
Judging by the picture, very vicous indeed.

well, they can be quite vicious http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x8HB59GLEsB1FijzbkF/SIG=12m8qsoks/EXP=1184913543/**http%3A//sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0726/photo/gopher.jpg


That was the best part of Caddyshack (if you ask me).

That was the best part of Caddyshack (if you ask me).

I must see that film, you know that over the years I still have not seen it.

well, they can be quite vicious http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5x8HB59GLEsB1FijzbkF/SIG=12m8qsoks/EXP=1184913543/**http%3A//sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0726/photo/gopher.jpg


You have gopherphobia? ;D

You have gopherphobia? ;D
That must be a nasty condition, having never been able to visit the zoo or have a day out in the country?

That must be a nasty condition, having never been able to visit the zoo or have a day out in the country?





What are the symptoms of gopherphobia? ;D

What are the symptoms of gopherphobia? ;D
Breathlessness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality or a full blown anxiety attack.

which gender gopher gets the angriest? male or female?

Breathlessness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality or a full blown anxiety attack.


Hmmm...I must suffer from gopherphobia on a daily basis.  Maybe I should seek counseling.

Breathlessness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality or a full blown anxiety attack.
I am suffering from a dry mouth at the moment.

Breathlessness, excessive sweating, nausea, dry mouth, shaking, heart palpitations, inability to speak or think clearly, a fear of dying, becoming mad or losing control, a sensation of detachment from reality or a full blown anxiety attack.
sounds like my typical friday.

omg! did you hear that? was that a gopher?

sounds like my typical friday.

omg! did you hear that? was that a gopher?


you need to make a Tia avatar where she's doing the angry gopher over the shoulder thing.

which gender gopher gets the angriest? male or female?



Male.

which gender gopher gets the angriest? male or female?




Male.
Why's that?

Why's that?



Cause the female gopher gets on his nerves?

Cause the female gopher gets on his nerves?
why does this remind me of this?

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2007/07/02/070702sh_shouts_handey

"Show monkey in a tree. Narrator says, “The monkey, proud and smart, in his native habitat. But one thing he does not have . . .” Show a giraffe. “. . . is a long neck, like the giraffe. Which is why nature has allowed them to combine forces.” Show monkey on giraffe’s neck. (Note: Monkey may have to be tied on.)"

I am suffering from a dry mouth at the moment.




Are you a gopher? ;D

Are you a gopher? ;D
Iam slightly to big to be one.

Iam slightly to big to be one.



go-pher this,go-pher that.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

he needs his own thread.
saw the angry gopher on a youtube video and felt he needed a bump.      He still has issues

Long live the Angry Gopher!

Long live the Angry Gopher!
the Angry Gopher should be our mascot

the Angry Gopher should be our mascot
We cannot replace the penguin.

I changed the title a bit. ;D

so how's our lil' varmint doing? is he still pissed off at us? http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

yeah, the Angry Gopher is still giving us that "you want a piece of me"  look

Maybe he should take an Anger Management course...or seek therapy.  Somehow I can't picture the little critter laying on a couch...

so how's our lil' varmint doing? is he still pissed off at us? http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

yeah, the Angry Gopher is still giving us that "you want a piece of me"  look


http://www.fischkopp.ch/images/film_scarface.jpg

Ok Goph,you're dead meat!

http://www.fischkopp.ch/images/film_scarface.jpg

Ok Goph,you're dead meat!



Looks like the Angry Gopher has been frightened away?

Looks like the Angry Gopher has been frightened away?



I'm sorry I scared him. ;D

http://www.nndb.com/people/975/000024903/patton-crop.jpg

"i plan to go all the way to puxatawny and personally shoot that paper-hanging son of a gopher."

http://www.nndb.com/people/975/000024903/patton-crop.jpg

"i plan to go all the way to puxatawny and personally shoot that paper-hanging son of a gopher."
Now the creature has gone into hiding.

Say Hello to his little friend. ;D

Bring back the angry gopher

Bring back the angry gopher



He's the scared gopher now. ;D

He's the scared gopher now. ;D
Scared or scarred?

Scared or scarred?



More like sacred.

More like sacred.
The gopher is scarred for life now.

http://buy4cheap.biz/signs/sign-generator/simple.aspx?color=black&color2=goldenrod&watermark=&gradient=&spacing=&x=110&y=140&w=313&h=158&move=0&move2=&rotate=&fontsize=28&text=Caution+Angry+Gopher+Ahead%21&font=ArialBlack&allow=3605&pic=warning&align=Center&align2=Middle

We have an angry guniea pig in our house. She gets pissed when she's hungry and squeals until someone gets her some lettuce. 

We have an angry guniea pig in our house. She gets pissed when she's hungry and squeals until someone gets her some lettuce. 



I never knew guinea pigs get angry.

Careful when driving.

Careful when driving.


He's on a rampage.

Warning!

Warning!




Should I shut down and start over? ;D

http://atom.smasher.org/chinese/chinese.jpg.php?n=Angry+Gopher&l1=Special+Tonight&l2=Stewed&l3=Angry&l4=Gopher

http://atom.smasher.org/chinese/chinese.jpg.php?n=Angry+Gopher&l1=Special+Tonight&l2=Stewed&l3=Angry&l4=Gopher


Why do the words come out like that? ::)

Why do the words come out like that? ::)
How do you mean?

Bring out the riot squad!

How do you mean?


Like,very blurry.

Bring out the riot squad!

why does it seem like it's his crotch that's talking? ???

why does it seem like it's his crotch that's talking? ???



What's his penis have to do with the angry gopher? ??? ;D

Time for the Angry Gopher to be woken up again.

this is one of the sample documents i created for training people how to format...

http://i21.tinypic.com/30vbssk.jpg

:D

http://atom.smasher.org/construction/construction.jpg.php?l1=Danger&l2=Rousing&l3=Angry&l4=Gophers

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif  http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5meIbC1HuxkB31WjzbkF/SIG=12kb9nsdl/EXP=1194245640/**http%3A//content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/ba/Cornholio.jpg are you threatening me?

what's he angry about?

what's he angry about?
Can it be hungry?

Can it be hungry?



What do gophers eat? ???

What do gophers eat? ???
They eat roots and tubers

somehow I missed this thread originally-  :-Did somebody say....
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif
KIM RICHARDS???

then you wrote this....

kim richards was once gopher's love interest on "the love boat." she got a lot of tough gigs like that, and she slugged her way through it. that's why she's so awesome!
 

;D

and this....

you did NOT just call KIM a slut! oh no you di'int!

http://i9.tinypic.com/4vnjo6v.jpg

if looks could kill.


Now I'm thinking....

Did Jacks just call Kim...
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif
...A SLUT!?!?!?

omg. this thread reminded me i haven't done a kim richards update in a while. unfortunately, no mention of any new movies -- plus her popularity is down 7% since last week! it's because my efforts have fallen off. :(

omg. this thread reminded me i haven't done a kim richards update in a while. unfortunately, no mention of any new movies -- plus her popularity is down 7% since last week! it's because my efforts have fallen off. :(
Bad, bad no.1 fan!

They eat roots and tubers


What's a tuber?

What's a tuber?


Isn't that how they say tuba on the east coast??? I cite Archie Bunker and Cliff Clavin as examles ;D

What's a tuber?
A tuber is an enlarged underground stem that serves as a food storage organ.

Like a potato.

A tuber is an enlarged underground stem that serves as a food storage organ.

Like a potato.


is that like energy for them?

is that like energy for them?
Potatoes give me energy.

Potatoes give me energy.


I like salt on mine.

I like salt on mine.
do Gophers like salt on their tubers?

do Gophers like salt on their tubers?
whoa. am i old enough for this? :o

whoa. am i old enough for this? :o
not really.  Earmuffs!

not really.  Earmuffs!
Gophers don't wear earmuffs!

Gophers don't wear earmuffs!


Do they wear gloves?

Do they wear gloves?
We will open this question to the board, especially to the US members.

Has a Gopher ever been seen wearing gloves?

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

he needs his own thread.
this lil' varmint is all over Youtube

Is he still angry?

Is he still angry?
no one's brave enough to ask him! :o

no one's brave enough to ask him! :o


So Why don't you,CHICKEN!  >:(

So Why don't you,CHICKEN!  >:(
after you! :P

after you! :P


He might hit me with his gopher tail. :( :o

No because he's pissed!!!


Love the avatar from your original post I'm quoting of "Pauley Walnuts"


Pauly Walnuts!    ;D  -  Love that name - Are you into mob culture?  I have been running a string of parodies on amiright about mobsters - sort of like a patchwork mini -series - I guess the Pilot was Paisano Man and it went from there as I use mob type names in the parodies for fun and to rhyme in difficult rhyming/pacing situations.    Check my name under authors on the site for more of the mob parodies.

Here is the "pilot":

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/billyjoel279.shtml

Is the Angry Gopher sleeping at the moment?

Is the Angry Gopher sleeping at the moment?


http://forbesontech.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/gopher_cong_2.jpg

You just woke him up!

http://forbesontech.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/gopher_cong_2.jpg

You just woke him up!
I had better tread carefully...

I had better tread carefully...



or else you'll be gopher-ized.

or else you'll be gopher-ized.
Am I safely far away yet?

http://forbesontech.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/gopher_cong_2.jpg

You just woke him up!


The line for Rambo 6 forms behind the angry gopher

http://www.cse.ucsd.edu/~calder/UCSDProgramContest/archive/spring02/problems/A/gopher.jpg

http://www.nameyourpet.co.uk/images/gopher2.jpg


How come this gopher Isn't angry?

http://www.nameyourpet.co.uk/images/gopher2.jpg


How come this gopher Isn't angry?
cuz he got to go out on a date with kim richards once. :P

cuz he got to go out on a date with kim richards once. :P


Was there an episode on that?

Was there an episode on that?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cgRgAQOYowU

you dont mind if i call you darling?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cgRgAQOYowU

you dont mind if i call you darling?




Wow,Classic stuff.

Wow,Classic stuff.
1981 or thereabout, yup.

1981 or thereabout, yup.


She must be much older now.

Jeff,your dolphin pictures aren't showing up on my side again. :(

Is the angry gopher hibernating?

Is the angry gopher hibernating?


He should make another appearance on February 3rd to see if he can see his shadow or not to let us know whether we'll have six more weeks of winter... oh wait... he's a gopher, not a groundhog...

Perhaps he's not so angry anymore, perhaps he was prescribed medication?

We'll bump it up on Groundhog Day.

We'll bump it up on Groundhog Day.
...bump it very gently.

We'll bump it up on Groundhog Day.
When is Groundhog Day?

When is Groundhog Day?


In 2 weeks.

In 2 weeks.
I will look forward to that day.

I will look forward to that day.


Are gophers and groundhogs 2 different animals? ???

Are gophers and groundhogs 2 different animals? ???
Groundhogs are not so angry then?

Groundhogs are not so angry then?


groundhogs only work once a year so I suspect they have a pleasant demeanor

groundhogs only work once a year so I suspect they have a pleasant demeanor
They poke their heads out of the hole in the ground and go back in?

They poke their heads out of the hole in the ground and go back in?


pretty much

I think its more tradition than science

pretty much

I think its more tradition than science
Well there be a webcam this year?

Well there be a webcam this year?


I don't know I don't really follow it

I don't know I don't really follow it
Where is the biggest coverage from each year?

Where is the biggest coverage from each year?


probably in the town where the event occurs....Punxsutawney, PA

there is a membership organization for the event

http://www.groundhog.org/

probably in the town where the event occurs....Punxsutawney, PA

there is a membership organization for the event

http://www.groundhog.org/
Thanks.

Thanks.


sure you should become a member.... you could call yourself "the other phil"  ;D

sure you should become a member.... you could call yourself "the other phil"  ;D

My devotion is here.

probably in the town where the event occurs....Punxsutawney, PA

there is a membership organization for the event

http://www.groundhog.org/


I never knew there was a website dedicated to him?

I never knew there was a website dedicated to him?


I think there is a website for everything  ;D

That was the group fansite or whatever....the town of Punxsutawney also has it's own site with local hotel listings in case you wish to visit during Groundhog's day... ::) 

I know it's hard to tell but I actually have a life  ;D  although there is a certain member who lives in PA I wouldn't mind meeting sometime...

I think there is a website for everything  ;D

That was the group fansite or whatever....the town of Punxsutawney also has it's own site with local hotel listings in case you wish to visit during Groundhog's day... ::) 

I know it's hard to tell but I actually have a life  ;D  although there is a certain member who lives in PA I wouldn't mind meeting sometime...
Remind me please when this day arrives.

Remind me please when this day arrives.



Tomorrow.

Tomorrow.
You said it would be a couple of weeks time.

You said it would be a couple of weeks time.



Did I? Were you referring to Groundhog Day?  ???

Did I? Were you referring to Groundhog Day?  ???
Yes.

Yes.



Hopefully something good will happen.

Hopefully something good will happen.
We all hope the critter appears and the spring will be a better one.

We all hope the critter appears and the spring will be a better one.


or 6 more weeks of winter.

or 6 more weeks of winter.
...words we all do not want to hear?

...words we all do not want to hear?



we want an early spring.

we want an early spring.
...an early spring makes the summer feel longer?

...an early spring makes the summer feel longer?


It sure does.

...an early spring makes the summer feel longer?

It sure does.
A longer summer means more rain.

I've heard that Muskrats do not get angry.  Is there any truth to this?  ???

In 2 weeks.
It is today, not 2 weeks time!

Today is February 2nd:

Groundhog Day in Canada and the United States.

Today is February 2nd:

Groundhog Day in Canada and the United States.


Did he see his shadow?

Did he see his shadow?
Has it woken up yet!

Has it woken up yet!


Yes it has,6 more weeks of stupid winter.  :P

Yes it has,6 more weeks of stupid winter.  :P
I have heard different.

I miss this varmint  http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

I miss this varmint  http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif


I don't.

I miss this varmint  http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif
Who woke it up?

Who woke it up?
maybe it was this guy.

http://tinyurl.com/2rbabq

(warning bad words again)

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/groundhog.jpg

oh nose!

maybe it was this guy.

http://tinyurl.com/2rbabq

(warning bad words again)

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/groundhog.jpg

oh nose!
Yes, blame him!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-angry-squirrel-leaves-screaming.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-pictures-angry-squirrel-leaves-screaming.jpg


The gopher will eat up the squirrel for lunch.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b185/onenonlyheather/Dancing_gopher.gif

Caddyshack rules!!!

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b185/onenonlyheather/Dancing_gopher.gif

Caddyshack rules!!!
I smell varmint poontang

I smell varmint poontang
...are you standing downwind?

...are you standing downwind?
no, I think I was just imagining the smell 

no, I think I was just imagining the smell 
Is the smell worth thinking about?

Is the smell worth thinking about?
no it's dreadful, makes you wanna kill that gopher

no it's dreadful, makes you wanna kill that gopher
Can this be a potential for a movie, "The Gopher Hunter"?

Can this be a potential for a movie, "The Gopher Hunter"?


It should be a comedy.

It should be a comedy.
Who can write the script for it?

Who can write the script for it?


Steven Spielberg?

Steven Spielberg?
He can direct it, he must know a good few many writers?

Can this be a potential for a movie, "The Gopher Hunter"?
oh yeah, like the crocodile hunter.. very interesting idea, and the gopher already has a huge internet following

oh yeah, like the crocodile hunter.. very interesting idea, and the gopher already has a huge internet following
...or Gophers On A Plane?

...or Gophers On A Plane?
that's an excellent idea, hey, how about a Zombie gopher movie  :o

Or A Caddyshack sequel? ???

Or A Caddyshack sequel? ???
Caddyshack kicked ass, while Caddyshack 2 sucked ass   

Caddyshack kicked ass, while Caddyshack 2 sucked ass   




Was there ever a Caddyshack 4?

Was there ever a Caddyshack 4?
No not yet.

Caddyshack (1980)
Caddyshack II (1988)
Caddyshack: The 19th Hole (1999) 

Was there ever a Caddyshack 4?
Caddyshack IV: Revenge Of The Angry Gopher

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020omfO1HGi8At5ajzbkF/SIG=131s6hib2/EXP=1206832550/**http%3A//www.80stees.com/images/Halloween_Costumes/Caddyshack_Karl_Spackler.jpg

Caddyshack IV: Revenge Of The Angry Gopher

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020omfO1HGi8At5ajzbkF/SIG=131s6hib2/EXP=1206832550/**http%3A//www.80stees.com/images/Halloween_Costumes/Caddyshack_Karl_Spackler.jpg


Defiantly a must see film!!! :)

Defiantly a must see film!!! :)


Can we do our production?

Can we do our production?


Who'll star in it?  ???

Who'll star in it?  ???
Ourselves

Can we do our production?


Who else could do a better job?

Ourselves


We could have MrMister annoying the gopher.  I think he'd play a great Bill Murray type character. :)

We could have MrMister annoying the gopher.  I think he'd play a great Bill Murray type character. :)
What is the best way to annoy a gopher?

What is the best way to annoy a gopher?


I've never annoyed one.  I've annoyed a groundhog, I tried to pet it.  ::)

I've never annoyed one.  I've annoyed a groundhog, I tried to pet it.   ::)


The gopher does not understand the difference between petting and annoyance?

The gopher does not understand the difference between petting and annoyance?


Well I guess it would all be in the approach.  Perhaps a slow approach would be less annoying than rushing up to it.

Well I guess it would all be in the approach.  Perhaps a slow approach would be less annoying than rushing up to it.
I think it will still bite your ass if you get too close

Ourselves


I'd be the gopher.

I'd be the gopher.



I see the ressemblance

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u241/misfits1971/Simple%20things%20make%20me%20happy/fred-grandy.jpg



Personally here is my favorite Gopher...and he's frequently angry....

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n280/brooklyn_gose/gopher.gif

from Winnie the Pooh.

remember these Native American gophers? 

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S02022F.9H6L4AypqjzbkF/SIG=12bpr2s14/EXP=1206937910/**http%3A//www.retroduck.com/images/products/07/07-0019.jpg

remember these Native American gophers? 

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S02022F.9H6L4AypqjzbkF/SIG=12bpr2s14/EXP=1206937910/**http%3A//www.retroduck.com/images/products/07/07-0019.jpg



OMg I loved those cartoons

OMg I loved those cartoons
me too, from the Tennessee Tuxedo show or whatever it's called

me too, from the Tennessee Tuxedo show or whatever it's called



yeah and remember Commander McBragg?

yeah and remember Commander McBragg?
yes, I do.  that would be a good box set of cartoons to get, and the Rocky and Bullwinkle show too

I see the ressemblance

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u241/misfits1971/Simple%20things%20make%20me%20happy/fred-grandy.jpg



Personally here is my favorite Gopher...and he's frequently angry....

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n280/brooklyn_gose/gopher.gif

from Winnie the Pooh.






I wasn't talking about Gopher from Love Boat. ::)

I wasn't talking about Gopher from Love Boat. ::)
he dated kim richards once. 8)

he dated kim richards once. 8)
Could she act in the film?

Could she act in the film?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cgRgAQOYowU

check out gopher's smooth moves  8)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cgRgAQOYowU

check out gopher's smooth moves  8)


maybe howard could learn something from Gopher.

maybe howard could learn something from Gopher.


Should I put the smooth moves on my friend Tamika? ;D

Should I put the smooth moves on my friend Tamika? ;D



yeah that's an idea.... did you post a pic of Tamika in the pics of my friends yet?

yeah that's an idea.... did you post a pic of Tamika in the pics of my friends yet?





maybe in a few months,I don't want people to get the impression that we're boyfriend/girlfriend cause nothing's for sure right now about going for coffee only as work buddies.

Should I put the smooth moves on my friend Tamika? ;D
Can she appear in the film?

The Angry Gopher should have had his name changed, maybe to Pissed Off Prairie Dog

The Angry Gopher should have had his name changed, maybe to Pissed Off Prairie Dog
As we suffered, so should he!

The Angry Gopher should have had his name changed, maybe to Pissed Off Prairie Dog
the angry gopher sez screw prairie dogs! >:(

Can she appear in the film?


No she don't want to.

No she don't want to.
have you asked already her and that was her reply?

have you asked already her and that was her reply?



No,I just don't think she's interested,camera shy.

No,I just don't think she's interested,camera shy.
...you can always hide the camera.

...you can always hide the camera.


in my pants!  ;D ;)

in my pants!  ;D ;)
Why not two cameras?

Why not two cameras?


won't fit. ;D

won't fit. ;D
Behind the bushes, in the foliage and trees?

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020nh7g5IWHgA9YWjzbkF/SIG=124vetlpj/EXP=1209024609/**http%3A//www.thegusbus.com/2003wildcats/gopher.jpg  a gopher in training to be an angry gopher

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020nh7g5IWHgA9YWjzbkF/SIG=124vetlpj/EXP=1209024609/**http%3A//www.thegusbus.com/2003wildcats/gopher.jpg  a gopher in training to be an angry gopher
..showing anger towards them violent cats in another thread?

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020nh7g5IWHgA9YWjzbkF/SIG=124vetlpj/EXP=1209024609/**http%3A//www.thegusbus.com/2003wildcats/gopher.jpg  a gopher in training to be an angry gopher


He doesn't look angry.

He doesn't look angry.
he's working on it, I said he's still in training. give him some time, he'll learn how to be angry soon

I think he's there!


http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z98/naturegirl07/gophergirl.jpg

I think he's there!


http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z98/naturegirl07/gophergirl.jpg




Put ears on him and he'd resemble a rabbit.

he's working on it, I said he's still in training. give him some time, he'll learn how to be angry soon
...anger school?

...anger school?


anger school for gophers?

anger school for gophers?
They have to learn somewhere?

They have to learn somewhere?


or in the dirt.

or in the dirt.
What are the parent gophers up to when the young are learning at school?

What are the parent gophers up to when the young are learning at school?



Gopher Sex?

Gopher Sex?
Keeping the DNA alive

Sshh!!

No one wake the AG up...

Sshh!!

No one wake the AG up...



How do they sleep?

http://trashotron.com/agony/images/2003/03-news/04-07-03/nelson-death_rat.jpg

How do they sleep?
Underground?

Underground?


In what position?

In what position?
Fetal?

He can't be that angry today,Can He?

He can't be that angry today,Can He?
I have not seen or heard the angry gpher today.

...anger school?
yes, or something like that. The angry gopher does not want to take anger management courses


He can't be that angry today,Can He?
oh, but he is. He's in a constant state of anger. It's his favorite emotion.

yes, or something like that. The angry gopher does not want to take anger management courses
oh, but he is. He's in a constant state of anger. It's his favorite emotion.
So always stay clear of an angry gopher?

So always stay clear of an angry gopher?
I believe that's a good strategy

I believe that's a good strategy


He might get his friends on you.

He might get his friends on you.
How many friends does an average angry gopher have?

How many friends does an average angry gopher have?


2 or 3.

2 or 3.
That is friends not family ?

That is friends not family ?



Gophers have Families.

Gophers have Families.
They must have young ones.

Gophers have Families.
From wikipedia:

"Gophers, like prairie dogs, are frequently the subject of shooting contests, both formal and informal, that makes them very angry. Due to their size, population, frequent status as pests with ranchers, and habitat, they have become a default target for marksmen. Annual shooting events, like that held by the "Ten Ring Gun Club" in Colorado, are held for cash prizes for shooting such rodents at extreme ranges. Gophers, which often inhabit mountain meadows, are typically shot at with such rifles as the Ruger 10/22 on an informal basis by ranchers and sportsmen."

They must have young ones.


like brothers and sisters.

Gophers have Families.
are they angry families?

like brothers and sisters.
They live like each other.

They live like each other.


and they also bury holes.

and they also bury holes.
Deep underground.

maybe he's angry because he has funny looking buck teeth

maybe he's angry because he has funny looking buck teeth
How does the critter know it has funny looking buck teeth?

How does the critter know it has funny looking buck teeth?
he must have seen his reflection in the glass in this enclosure http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif

he must have seen his reflection in the glass in this enclosure http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c270/jackas000/rodent.gif
...but you do not see his teeth in that clip?

...but you do not see his teeth in that clip?
maybe when his back is turned to us, he may be looking at them in the glass, but it's just a hunch. no matter what, something really pissed him off and he's not a forgiving gopher

maybe when his back is turned to us, he may be looking at them in the glass, but it's just a hunch. no matter what, something really pissed him off and he's not a forgiving gopher
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

...but you do not see his teeth in that clip?


maybe he has dentures.

http://merrimusings.mu.nu/archives/images/groundhog.bmp

http://merrimusings.mu.nu/archives/images/groundhog.bmp


Rambo.

http://merrimusings.mu.nu/archives/images/groundhog.bmp
Now that is very angry!

http://www.apollocinema.com/oscars/images/gopher.jpg

One nasty looking gopher!

http://www.apollocinema.com/oscars/images/gopher.jpg

One nasty looking gopher!


He looks too happy.

He looks too happy.
Happy to be angry?

Perhaps he needs an anger management course from a trained therapist.  He shouldn't hold onto grudges.  It'll give him ulcers.

Happy to be angry?


probably gritting his teeth.

probably gritting his teeth.
...in readiness?

I saw an angry squirrel near the parking lot at work this morning. he looked really mad and he was very hyper and jumping all around in a menacing way.

I saw an angry squirrel near the parking lot at work this morning. he looked really mad and he was very hyper and jumping all around in a menacing way.
I have seen squirrel like that and reckoned then it was out of it's territory (lost), and was struggling to find it's home.

Very angry.

I have seen squirrel like that and reckoned then it was out of it's territory (lost), and was struggling to find it's home.

Very angry.
they are not to be trusted

they are not to be trusted
Do not approach a confused squirrel

Do not approach a confused squirrel


that's for sure.

Do not approach a confused squirrel
my wife buys huge bags of peanuts to feed the squirrels that come up on her window in her office at work. I am pretty sure they are not angry

my wife buys huge bags of peanuts to feed the squirrels that come up on her window in her office at work. I am pretty sure they are not angry
There is no sign of anger when food is involved.

There is no sign of anger when food is involved.


They are always happy.

They are always happy.
Fear is the path of the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hunger, hunger leads to suffering.

last night as I was going to my car, I walked by a big angry crow in the lot & he gave me a WTF are you looking at stare  :o 

last night as I was going to my car, I walked by a big angry crow in the lot & he gave me a WTF are you looking at stare  :o 
That crow is working in union with the gopher.

That crow is working in union with the gopher.


Can crows eat gophers?

That crow is working in union with the gopher.
the AAU (angry animals union) 


Can crows eat gophers?
i think a live angry gopher can kick a angry crow's butt, but a crow would munch on a dead gopher if it had a chance, which is kinda gross

the AAU (angry animals union)  
i think a live angry gopher can kick a angry crow's butt, but a crow would munch on a dead gopher if it had a chance, which is kinda gross
Is there any filmed footage in existance?

Is there any filmed footage in existance?
why yes, yes there is, and it's more than you ever imagined  :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4DE7mct1y4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNvgTfd-lDQ&feature=related

why yes, yes there is, and it's more than you ever imagined  :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4DE7mct1y4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNvgTfd-lDQ&feature=related
If squirrels can do it, so can gophers (angry or not).

If squirrels can do it, so can gophers (angry or not).


I've never seen squirrels and gophers before.

I've never seen squirrels and gophers before.
Are there squirrels (or gophers) in Central Park?

Are there squirrels (or gophers) in Central Park?


squirrels,yes gophers,no.

If squirrels can do it, so can gophers (angry or not).
gophers do have a reputation to uphold

gophers do have a reputation to uphold


uphold what?

uphold what?
their reputation. they have a lot of anger over their nuts. they hide their nuts, and other animals and birds are always trying to get their nuts. they're protecting their nuts and it makes them angry

their reputation. they have a lot of anger over their nuts. they hide their nuts, and other animals and birds are always trying to get their nuts. they're protecting their nuts and it makes them angry
The other animals can smell the nuts from a long distance.

The other animals can smell the nuts from a long distance.


What other animals?

What other animals?
Animals that live in the woods.

What other animals?
there are other unhappy animals
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2362/1862834759_758a4e270e.jpg?v=0

there are other unhappy animals
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2362/1862834759_758a4e270e.jpg?v=0


The angry raccoon?  :o

there are other unhappy animals
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2362/1862834759_758a4e270e.jpg?v=0
Something to keep away from?

I saw a few frightened gophers today.

Something to keep away from?


They've been gnawing at our garbage cans. >:(

They've been gnawing at our garbage cans. >:(
How about hiding your garbage cans?

How about hiding your garbage cans?


They may find it,raccoons have keen sense of smell.

They may find it,raccoons have keen sense of smell.
Like foxes over here, they go anywhere for food.

I saw a few frightened gophers today.
not angry like the gopher of thread fame

Like foxes over here, they go anywhere for food.


or any garbage can.

or any garbage can.
In the cities and the back of the supermarkets.

In the cities and the back of the supermarkets.


No I haven't seen any lately.

Maybe the gopher was angry because it was bored with it's looks...so I gave it a makeover with that program Quirk suggested - www.taaz.com

there are other unhappy animals
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2362/1862834759_758a4e270e.jpg?v=0


Hey, it's my buddy!  ;D

Maybe the gopher was angry because it was bored with it's looks...so I gave it a makeover with that program Quirk suggested - www.taaz.com




That's one ugly looking gopher.

No I haven't seen any lately.
Do critters hang about Pathmark?

Do critters hang about Pathmark?



seagulls,pigeons,squirrels and small birds.

seagulls,pigeons,squirrels and small birds.
the late Buddy Hackett has a pigeon joke or is it a joke about pigeons  ???

the late Buddy Hackett has a pigeon joke or is it a joke about pigeons   ???
Tom Lehrer had the best idea.

Tom Lehrer had the best idea.
I have not heard of him

I have not heard of him
Tom Lehrer

no angry gophers today.

no angry gophers today.
just menacing squirrels.

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/squirrelnutzsmall.jpg

just menacing squirrels.

http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/squirrelnutzsmall.jpg



gophers and squirrels look the same.

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s78/AL-B_photos/gopher.gif

How angry is he?

How angry is he?
Fuming?

Fuming?



I've never seen him that angry before.

How angry is he?
Gopher's Gone Wild  :o

Gopher's Gone Wild  :o


I hope they don't do porn.  :o

Gopher Broke

Gopher Broke



Is that a new film?

Is that a new film?


I don't know I just happened upon it by accident

I don't know I just happened upon it by accident



I might have seen it.

I might have seen it.


IF you click on it you could see it again...or for the first time if you were wrong about seeing it. Its only 4 minutes long

When is a gopher not angry?

When is a gopher not angry?


I don't know... when is a gopher not angry?

I don't know... when is a gopher not angry?



When it's happy.

I hope they don't do porn.  :o
Is that because of their teeth?

Is that because of their teeth?


I thought it was because of their tails.

Is that because of their teeth?
Are a gopher's teeth sharp?

Are a gopher's teeth sharp?
i believe they are sharp and long, very long buck teeth. I got bit by one once when I was young. the lil' bastard nipped me on the finger. he shouldn't have done that  >:(

i believe they are sharp and long, very long buck teeth. I got bit by one once when I was young. the lil' bastard nipped me on the finger. he shouldn't have done that  >:(



Wow,that's dangerous?

Wow,that's dangerous?
I could have gotten rabies, or like when Peter Parker got bit by a spider and became Spider-Man and got all kinds of cool powers and strengths, except i don't think being Gopher-Man is very cool  :-\\

I could have gotten rabies, or like when Peter Parker got bit by a spider and became Spider-Man and got all kinds of cool powers and strengths, except i don't think being Gopher-Man is very cool  :-\\



No,you could have special gopher abilities.

so i googled "gopherman" and of course there IS one.

http://www.jmmportfolio.com/detail10.jpg

egad!

so i googled "gopherman" and of course there IS one.

http://www.jmmportfolio.com/detail10.jpg

egad!


That's weird.

so i googled "gopherman" and of course there IS one.

http://www.jmmportfolio.com/detail10.jpg

egad!
This superhero needs more publicity.

This superhero needs more publicity.
i wonder if his superpower is burrowing through earth. ???

i wonder if his superpower is burrowing through earth. ???
that'd be an ok power, but why does he need a cape  ???

What can I say about the angry gopher.....

just don't insult him, he tends to get dramatic

What can I say about the angry gopher.....



He's just angry.

He's just angry.
What makes the angry gopher angry?

What makes the angry gopher angry?


When someone comes near his space.

When someone comes near his space.
Anyone?

Anyone?



Yes,anyone.

Yes,anyone.
Other animals too?

Other animals too?


unless he's provoked.

unless he's provoked.
If provoked stay away.

If provoked stay away.


or he'll gopherize you.

or he'll gopherize you.
Now that can be nasty

Now that can be nasty


So don't get in his way.

So don't get in his way.
Is it best to carry a long stick for protection?

Is it best to carry a long stick for protection?



Yes,good idea.

Should we let the Angry Gopher rest now?

Should we let the Angry Gopher rest now?



Yes,let him rest,he's tired.

Yes,let him rest,he's tired.
Being angry does bring on tiredness.

Being angry does bring on tiredness.


and when he's tired,he needs his sleep.

and when he's tired,he needs his sleep.
...but will be angry about it.

...but will be angry about it.


That's only if you wake him up.

That's only if you wake him up.
It does not like being forceably woken up?

It does not like being forceably woken up?


gophers can get angry quickly. :o

gophers can get angry quickly. :o
...and it's teeth are sharp.

...and it's teeth are sharp.


I've never seen gopher teeth.

I've never seen gopher teeth.
You have kept distance from one.

You have kept distance from one.


Do they bite or gnaw?

Do they bite or gnaw?
I thought that you could teel me that?

I thought that you could teel me that?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopher_(animal)

Will this help Phil?  ???^

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopher_(animal)

Will this help Phil?  ???^
That URL link did not give precise information, try this one:

Gopher

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gopher_(animal)

Will this help Phil?  ???^

That URL link did not give precise information, try this one:

Gopher
"Gophers will create a large community of tunnels with large mounds of dirt at their entrances - these are frequently referred to as "towns". Adult gophers will frequently stand watch at the entrance to a tunnel and whistle when predators are spotted, causing all the other gophers to run for the safety of the tunnels. A gopher town can easily spread to take over large sections of prairie or mountain meadow and may have a population in the thousands. The resulting destruction of plant life will then leave the area a stretch of denuded dirt."

Very similar to Meerkats.

"Gophers will create a large community of tunnels with large mounds of dirt at their entrances - these are frequently referred to as "towns". Adult gophers will frequently stand watch at the entrance to a tunnel and whistle when predators are spotted, causing all the other gophers to run for the safety of the tunnels. A gopher town can easily spread to take over large sections of prairie or mountain meadow and may have a population in the thousands. The resulting destruction of plant life will then leave the area a stretch of denuded dirt."

Very similar to Meerkats.


So is that better now?

So is that better now?
A family based animal, the need to protect the young ones.

A family based animal, the need to protect the young ones.


and very angry sometimes.

and very angry sometimes.
In a family based way.

Gophers are overprotective.

Did it take 33 pages for somebody to ask:

Why?

Did it take 33 pages for somebody to ask:

Why?



Did you read all 33 pages to see?  ;)

Did it take 33 pages for somebody to ask:

Why?

Against hordes of rival gopher families?

Against hordes of rival gopher families?


and don't forget gopher babies.

and don't forget gopher babies.
Who are frail, young and need to be protected.

Who are frail, young and need to be protected.


protected so they don't wander.

The angry gopher has been quiet for the last few weeks.

He looks like why are all these people staring at me?

He looks like why are all these people staring at me?
Perhaps we should not stand and stare?