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Subject: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/18/07 at 12:08 am

Yeah, so... If you're wondering about something and you doubt anybody has the answer to it, post your wonderings here. And, well, if anybody does know the answer, feel free to answer, I guess.

So I've been wondering how many people have existed that nobody has any knowledge of now. Don't you ever wonder about how long you'll be remembered until your memory is nonexistent? It's weird to think about.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: danootaandme on 07/18/07 at 4:53 am


.

So I've been wondering how many people have existed that nobody has any knowledge of now. Don't you ever wonder about how long you'll be remembered until your memory is nonexistent? It's weird to think about.



Take a walk through a graveyard and see the unattended graves, then quadrazillion(my own word) it maybe. I also wonder how many people are remembered more for their ability to afford a certain amount of fame.  I live in the Boston area and know that a lot of people in the arts from this area gained fame because of familial connections, whereas I am supposing there are many who were just as good, if not better, who were not able to gain fame because they remained largely unknown.  Last year the curator of the Boston Museum of Fine Arts, Malcolm Rogers, had an exhibit of "folk art" by people who haven't gained fame, but works were submitted and found to be very good.  He did it because he feels that there are great works being done everyday by artists who are unrecognized.  He is my hero.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/18/07 at 6:28 am

What's in the ingredients of Humble Pie? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: danootaandme on 07/18/07 at 3:51 pm


What's in the ingredients of Humble Pie? ???


A mouthful of sorry

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/18/07 at 7:33 pm

How would someone bite the nose despite the face? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: danootaandme on 07/18/07 at 7:42 pm


How would someone bite the nose despite the face? ???


Actually it is "bite off your nose to spite your face"

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/18/07 at 7:48 pm


Actually it is "bite off your nose to spite your face"



What's the meaning of that Danoota? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/18/07 at 9:29 pm


What's the meaning of that Danoota? ???


To bite off one's nose to spite one's face is to do something that's ultimately self-defeating in order to deny (an often erroneously-perceived) adversary a temporary victory.

Literal example:  "I don't like the way I look!  Must be my nose, yeah, that's it, my  nose!  Never mind the scalpel, I'll use my teeth to fix my big nose right here and right now!  *chomp* *ouch* *chomp*  Take that, face!  Now who's boss?"  (Yep, you sure taught your face a lesson...)

Comic strip example:  Charlie Brown is building a sand castle.  Lucy is walking by, minding her own business.  Charlie notices Lucy, and  thinks she's about to knock over his sand castle.  Charlie jumps up, screams "Hah!  Beat you to it!", and kicks over his own sand castle.  Lucy shrugs in bewilderment (she hadn't even noticed Charlie, and wouldn't have bothered kicking down his sand castle even if she had noticed him) and goes on her merry way.  (Yep, you sure taught her a lesson.)

Economic example:  The bank is about to foreclose on your house.  You can either turn over the keys, or burn the place to the ground.  You burn the place to ash and salt the earth -- and as you await trial for arson, the Warden hands you a letter from your bank offering you a 30-day extension on your house payment.  (Yep, you sure showed the bank who's boss!)

Edit:  And of course, Wikipedia beats me to the punch, with an entry that refers the story that describes the origin of the term some 1000 years ago. 

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/19/07 at 8:00 am

is there life after death? is there life on other planets?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/19/07 at 9:05 am

What is nothing?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/19/07 at 12:24 pm


What is nothing?


... Nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/19/07 at 8:02 pm


... Nothing.


nothing from nothing is nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/19/07 at 9:42 pm


is there life after death? is there life on other planets?



Life after death?  Haven't a clue.  Neither does anyone else.  Gonna make the safe assumption and say "probably not".

Life on other planets?  Probably; it's a big universe, but whether or not it's close enough for us to be able to communicate with it, and whether it's smart enough to communicate with anything, is still completely unknown. 

Unlike the life-after-death question, the life-on-other-planets question will probably be answered to within a certain probability and a certain distance within the next century.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 3:29 am


... Nothing.


but can nothing be defined?  Describe it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/20/07 at 6:36 am


but can nothing be defined?  Describe it?
sartre says you're supposed to close your eyes, turn your head to one side and imagine blackness, and then you quickly turn your head to the other side and you might glimpse nothingness.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/20/07 at 8:05 am

Why is it so?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/20/07 at 8:59 am


Why is it so?


Or as the Moody Blues once asked in a GREAT song 'Why How is it we are here' ......... on the

'Question of balance album'....

"Who knows" ...... (spoken in a guttaral Spanish/South American accent  ;D ).

However, I noticed you seem to be online ... or at least whilst I'm currently typing this ....

So 'Fussetc;' ... well done on setting up one of the most popular threads on this site

........... one that I've very often posted into over the last 15 months ...
Bakers Dozen.

'Good on ya!'

:)


























Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: FussBudgetVanPelt on 07/20/07 at 9:08 am



However, I noticed you seem to be online ... or at least whilst I'm currently typing this ....

So 'Fussetc;' ... well done on setting up one of the most popular threads on this site

........... one that I've very often posted into over the last 15 months ...
Bakers Dozen.

'Good on ya!'

:)


Merci  ;) 

I think I may have written in the first post of that thread that it was by no means an original idea (I got it from a site that is now defunct) but it certainly does seem to have a life of it's own  :) :)

And now, where I am, it's after midnight, so, adieu !

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 12:08 pm


sartre says you're supposed to close your eyes, turn your head to one side and imagine blackness, and then you quickly turn your head to the other side and you might glimpse nothingness.


Tried it.  It didn't work.  Sartre was really keen on coming up with cool stuff.  Me thinks I should read the book Being and Nothingness. :)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/20/07 at 12:24 pm


Tried it.  It didn't work.  Sartre was really keen on coming up with cool stuff.  Me thinks I should read the book Being and Nothingness. :)
supposed to be one of the most difficult books ever written. i got as far as no exit and nausea, both good stuff.

i think "being and nothingness" is the book that that guy tries to use to impress roxanne in the classic 80s steve martin movie of the same name.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/20/07 at 12:27 pm


supposed to be one of the most difficult books ever written. i got as far as no exit and nausea, both good stuff.

i think "being and nothingness" is the book that that guy tries to use to impress roxanne in the classic 80s steve martin movie of the same name.


I think you have to be in a certain mind set to read it.

That book would impress any chick. :)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/20/07 at 2:01 pm

What about "eat those words"? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/07 at 7:42 pm


but can nothing be defined?  Describe it?


Lack of something.


Massless?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/21/07 at 7:44 pm

Why do TV shows say "Viewer discretion advised" when they mean "Parental supervision advised?"

If you had a TV show, wouldn't you want people to view it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/22/07 at 5:46 am


Lack of something.


Massless?


Perhaps.  But there are some cases where someone obeserves something, but to another person it would be defined as nothing.

Emotions are massless.  What about feelings of nothingness?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/22/07 at 6:29 am

What about "king for a day"?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/22/07 at 7:36 am

How is it we are here
On this path we walk?
In this world of pointless fear
Filled with empty talk

Descending from the apes
As scientist-priests all think
Will they save us in the end?
We're trembling on the brink

Men's mighty mine-machines
Digging in the ground
Stealing rare minerals
Where they can be found
Concrete caves with iron doors
Bury it again
While a starving, frightened world
Fills the sea with grain





^ those are a few of the lyrics off of the 'Moody Blues' 1970 album 'A question of balance'. For any of the younger school who are looking for great bands from their parents time, ... this band had 7 GREAT albums from 'Days of Future Passed' thru to 'Seventh Sojourn'. My own personal favourite is 'To our Children's Childrens' Children' .............. 'Cosmic'!  8) 8) 8)

Anyhow, for me (someone born in Britain) ... this band was at another (advanced)  level to 'The Beatles'!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/22/07 at 8:06 am

Yes, I HAVE to agree with my good friend, 'DoctorFate's' verdict there. ^ (How couldn't I  :D ;D :D ) ...

Anyway, they had such 'Cool' album covers. Just 2 of those mentioned:

http://www.webwriter.f2s.com/moody/lyrics/images/aqobcover.jpg


http://a6.vox.com/6a00cdf3ac0c23cb8f00cdf3ac4ccecb8f-320pi
^ Possibly/ probably my favourite album of all time!  :) 8)


Oh, heck ... can't resist adding this third one, which I actually paid a guy to paint onto a sweatshirt for me back in the mid 80's as I rated it so highly (picture wise)...







http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/12453.jpg

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/22/07 at 9:49 am


Perhaps.  But there are some cases where someone obeserves something, but to another person it would be defined as nothing.

Emotions are massless.  What about feelings of nothingness?


Well, if it can be observed, then it is not nothing. Nothingness is void.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/22/07 at 12:44 pm


Well, if it can be observed, then it is not nothing. Nothingness is void.


So what you're saying is nothing and nothingness are description and not an object.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/22/07 at 4:46 pm


So what you're saying is nothing and nothingness are description and not an object.



nothing from nothing leads to nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/22/07 at 5:46 pm

I have nothing ...  to add!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: JamieMcBain on 07/22/07 at 6:12 pm

Can sound exist, if there is no to here it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/22/07 at 6:23 pm


Can sound exist, if there is no to here it?


Did somebody say something? ^  ??? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/23/07 at 1:21 am


So what you're saying is nothing and nothingness are description and not an object.


Nothing can not be an object, because any object would be something.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/23/07 at 1:22 am


Can sound exist, if there is no to here it?


A brain has to be around to percept the waves in order for it to be a sound. Otherwise, they're just vibrations.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/23/07 at 6:25 am


Nothing can not be an object, because any object would be something.


Right, but isn't a void and object at times?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/23/07 at 10:48 am


Right, but isn't a void and object at times?


That ^  question's a bit too complex for me ... one i'd evade .... 'a-VOID' answering!  :P :P :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/23/07 at 12:21 pm


Right, but isn't a void and object at times?


No, a void is nothingness and has no mass, thus it isn't an object.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/23/07 at 4:14 pm


Nothing can not be an object, because any object would be something.



And what would that something be? Nothing! ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/23/07 at 9:16 pm

Why do people keep harping on / making a fuss about nothing?

Seems like you've got nothing better to do.  :P :P ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/23/07 at 9:40 pm



And what would that something be? Nothing! ;D


Noooo. Something can't be nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/24/07 at 6:46 am

^ Sounds like they're  trying to make something out out of nothing

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/24/07 at 6:52 am

http://www.ntsh.co.uk/

Nothing To See Here^.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/24/07 at 6:53 am


Noooo. Something can't be nothing.


Something is something but nothing is nothing. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/24/07 at 7:25 am


Something is something but nothing is nothing. ;D


Yes, and anything is anything (do I get the nobel prize for brilliance?) lol

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/24/07 at 7:29 am

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin' if you wanna be with me
Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin' if you wanna be with me

I'm not tryin' to be your hero
'Cause that zero is too cold for me, Brrr
I'm not tryin' to be your highness
'Cause that minus is too low to see, yeah

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
And I'm not stuffin', believe you me
Don't you remember I told ya
I'm a soldier in the war on poverty, yeah
Yes, I am

Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin' if you wanna be with me
Nothin' from nothin' leaves nothin'
You gotta have somethin' if you wanna be with me

You gotta have somethin' if you wanna be with me
You gotta bring me somethin' girl, if you wanna be with me

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: karen on 07/24/07 at 9:29 am

'Cause nothin' from nothin', leaves a nothin'
You got to have somethin' if you want to be with me

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/24/07 at 10:55 am


Yes, and anything is anything (do I get the nobel prize for brilliance?) lol


Did you know that anything is something? Oh, obviousness has never been moreso ignored!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/24/07 at 4:48 pm


Did you know that anything is something? Oh, obviousness has never been moreso ignored!



You Are Nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/24/07 at 8:09 pm



You Are Nothing.


No, I am something.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/24/07 at 10:22 pm

See, someone's ideal of nothing could be someone else's something. :)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/25/07 at 6:54 am


No, I am something.



You are something out of nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: AnnieBanannie on 07/25/07 at 7:37 am



You are something out of nothing.


Every something was once nothing, no?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/25/07 at 7:43 am



You are something out of nothing.
i am woman, hear me roar.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: karen on 07/25/07 at 8:24 am


i am woman, hear me roar.




meow

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 2:51 pm


See, someone's ideal of nothing could be someone else's something. :)


Well, the global ideal of nothing wouldn't be anybody's something. Oh, such a big concept!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 07/25/07 at 2:52 pm

Why did property taxes increase?

(The Answer is already there)  :D :P

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 2:53 pm


Why did property taxes increase?

(The Answer is already there)  :D :P


Because minimum wage is going up, Man!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 07/25/07 at 2:55 pm


Because minimum wage is going up, Man!


They went up in Indiana before that has yet to even happen. ::)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 2:55 pm


They went up in Indiana before that has yet to even happened. ::)


It's coming soon. Be patient!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 07/25/07 at 2:56 pm


It's coming soon. Be patient!


Of course, Indiana has a messed tax system anyway.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 2:57 pm


Of course, Indiana has a messed tax system anyway.


Of course, your equivilant to our 850,000 dollar houses are ones that cost 100,000 dollars.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 07/25/07 at 3:09 pm


Of course, your equivilant to our 850,000 dollar houses are ones that cost 100,000 dollars.


Actually, there are plenty that cost way more than 100 grand in Indiana. The problem is that the state's been a mess for awhile pricing wise and in regards to what constitutes as priorities.

Dumb logic, Indiana has enough money to build a new football stadium for The Colts, but doesn't have enough money for crime prevention and schools. Daylight Savings Time gets reinstated to "improve business"(i.e. Golf course business and gives business men more time to play golf, that's the only benefit). Indiana didn't need DST back in, most of the state is in the Eastern time zone. On the longest day, the sun now sets around 10 pm.

Property taxes go up an average of 69%, with businesses getting the better end of the deal(some didn't even have an increase at all). So while housing costs less in Indiana, most people don't make as much here either. Some that were retired had to start working again to be able to pay the taxes. It's bad enough Indiana is also a red state.

(I rent instead of own, but I'm not safe from the taxes either, my rent will go up soon)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/25/07 at 3:51 pm


Well, the global ideal of nothing wouldn't be anybody's something. Oh, such a big concept!
slavoj sez: "The object of drive is not related to the Thing as a filler of its void: drive is literally a countermovement to desire, it does not strive toward impossible fullness and, being forced to renounce it, gets stuck onto a partial object as its remainder -- drive is quite literally the very "drive" to break the All of continuity in which we are embedded, to introduce a radical imbalance into it, and the difference between drive and desire is precisely that, in desire, this cut, this fixation on a partial object, is as it were "transcendentalized," transposed into a stand-in for the Void of the Thing."

there. glad to help.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: spaceace on 07/25/07 at 4:30 pm


Well, the global ideal of nothing wouldn't be anybody's something. Oh, such a big concept!


Wow I wonder if that concept has ever been tested?  It boggles the mind.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 4:32 pm


slavoj sez: "The object of drive is not related to the Thing as a filler of its void: drive is literally a countermovement to desire, it does not strive toward impossible fullness and, being forced to renounce it, gets stuck onto a partial object as its remainder -- drive is quite literally the very "drive" to break the All of continuity in which we are embedded, to introduce a radical imbalance into it, and the difference between drive and desire is precisely that, in desire, this cut, this fixation on a partial object, is as it were "transcendentalized," transposed into a stand-in for the Void of the Thing."

there. glad to help.


Great, but what about nothing?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/25/07 at 7:05 pm


Every something was once nothing, no?


It was something but not nothing. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/25/07 at 10:55 pm

What good's going through life skinny if you can't have ice cream?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Buckinghammm on 07/26/07 at 12:24 am

Why, if my music collection is as varied as I thought it was, does everyone I've shown it to hate it?

Is my music collection varied at all?

Why have I only met one person who likes Phil Collins?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/26/07 at 12:32 am


Why, if my music collection is as varied as I thought it was, does everyone I've shown it to hate it?

Is my music collection varied at all?

Why have I only met one person who likes Phil Collins?


Hey, I like Tally Hall.

It's a little varied, but it's all very poppy at heart.

Because Phil Collins is, well, sucky. Sorry.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/26/07 at 2:46 am



Why have I only met one person who likes Phil Collins?


^ Was that his mother?  :D ;)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/26/07 at 8:25 am


Great, but what about nothing?
at first you think the nothing is a mystery that you have to solve, but then you realize that your investigation of the nothingness is itself the mystery that you must solve, that the path you trace around the central void to investigate it is in fact the void itself, that your investigations define the void even as they reinscribe its mystery.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/26/07 at 9:58 am


at first you think the nothing is a mystery that you have to solve, but then you realize that your investigation of the nothingness is itself the mystery that you must solve, that the path you trace around the central void to investigate it is in fact the void itself, that your investigations define the void even as they reinscribe its mystery.


Ah, yes, it is a void, but it's a concept. Any concept can't be nothing... Even the concept of nothing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/26/07 at 10:02 am


Ah, yes, it is a void, but it's a concept. Any concept can't be nothing... Even the concept of nothing.
well, nothing can't be nothing either, because if it were, it wouldn't be anything.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 07/26/07 at 12:20 pm


Of course, your equivilant to our 850,000 dollar houses are ones that cost 100,000 dollars.


In Hollywood maybe...  :P

Edit:

(I just thought of that for some reason)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/27/07 at 1:10 am


well, nothing can't be nothing either, because if it were, it wouldn't be anything.


But nothing isn't anything! Only the concept is.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/27/07 at 10:11 am


But nothing isn't anything! Only the concept is.
exactly. i think.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/27/07 at 2:01 pm

If Jimmy cracked corn,Would you care? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/27/07 at 3:43 pm


If Jimmy cracked corn,Would you care? ;D


I wonder how many times he'll ask if we continue to ignore this question? Does this count as not ignoring it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 07/27/07 at 3:52 pm


I wonder how many times he'll ask if we continue to ignore this question? Does this count as not ignoring it?
well, you're not acting like it doesn't exist, but you're not answering it, either.... does that count as ignoring it? i dunno. hmm, we need a ref over here.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/27/07 at 4:03 pm


well, you're not acting like it doesn't exist, but you're not answering it, either.... does that count as ignoring it? i dunno. hmm, we need a ref over here.


I call being the ref! Howard, that does count as ignoring it. ASK IT AGAIN!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/27/07 at 4:05 pm


If Jimmy cracked corn,Would you care? ;D
Which Jimmy is that, and what type of corn was it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/27/07 at 8:52 pm


Which Jimmy is that, and what type of corn was it?


If the writer of the song doesn't care, why did he write a song about it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/27/07 at 10:16 pm


Quote from: Howard on Today at 02:01:04 PM
If Jimmy cracked corn,Would you care?  ;D




Which Jimmy is that, and what type of corn was it?






Jimmy?  ???  Jimmy?  ??? ... who's this 'Jimmy'  >:(



This town site ain't big enough for the both of us!  >:( >:( >:(



By the way .... did you hear the joke about the foot?

No, ... I won't tell you that one ...  :-X




















It's too CORNy !
:P ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/27/07 at 10:26 pm

Hey Jimmy!  >:( >:( >:(






























Leave the corn 'cracking' to me!

:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/27/07 at 10:42 pm

Hello ... where's Jimmy?  ??? No sign of Jimmy!  :(






Apparently he 'don't care'  :\'( :\'(






Nobody cares!  :( :\'( :( :\'(









Actually, Jimmy 'do care' ....  :) 8)








but when he saw the corn I  come out with .. he just plain headed for the hills!
;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/27/07 at 11:14 pm

"Hey, Jimmy! What's crackin'?


... Well, whatever, I don't care."

Wow, I'm turning into GreenLantern! Save me!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/27/07 at 11:46 pm


"Hey, Jimmy! What's crackin'?


... Well, whatever, I don't care."

Wow, I'm turning into GreenLantern! Save me!


Hey Jimmy! Which way'd you go? "Wait for me! I can't compete with this Meat!" ^  :( ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 4:37 am

Was it popcorn?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 4:48 am


Was it popcorn?


An instrumental  hit for 'hot butter' in 1972 ... their only uk entry ... reached no.5, 19 weeks on the charts.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 4:59 am


An instrumental  hit for 'hot butter' in 1972 ... their only uk entry ... reached no.5, 19 weeks on the charts.
Did anyone care about that record?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 5:03 am


Did anyone care about that record?


I thought it was ok. Good for popping your cheeks to!  ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 5:04 am


I thought it was ok. Good for popping your cheeks to!  ;D :D
It cleared out the pub when it was played on the juke box back then.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 5:12 am


It cleared out the pub when it was played on the juke box back then.


Well, that surprises me ...

Certainly it's chart placing / longevity  suggests SOMEBODY must have liked it!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 5:13 am

.... and I suspect more than ONE 'somebody' 

;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 5:14 am

.... unless it was one of their mother's with a very large bank account ... who bought every copy in existence to make her son feel good!  :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 5:24 am

Quote from: DoctorFate on Today at 05:03:01 AM
I thought it was ok. Good for popping your cheeks to!  ;D :D



It cleared out the pub when it was played on the juke box back then.


Ah I think I know why. With all that free popcorn ... they then snuck it into the cinemas to watch a movie!  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 5:29 am


Quote from: DoctorFate on Today at 05:03:01 AM

Ah I think I know why. With all that free popcorn ... they then snuck it into the cinemas to watch a movie!  ;D
The pub I went to back then never sold popcorn.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/28/07 at 5:33 am


The pub I went to back then never sold popcorn.


Still, at least they played it for you!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 5:34 am


Still, at least they played it for you!
It was a juke box, it would a patron that would had put it on.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/28/07 at 6:37 am


Which Jimmy is that, and what type of corn was it?


Jimmy Buffett?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/28/07 at 6:37 am


If the writer of the song doesn't care, why did he write a song about it?


He didn't care.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 6:39 am


He didn't care.
It may have been composed by a group of people not just one person.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/28/07 at 6:42 am


It may have been composed by a group of people not just one person.


Who was this group of people?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 6:47 am


Who was this group of people?
The group was Hot Butter

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 6:48 am


It may have been composed by a group of people not just one person.
...best known for their 1972 cover of the Moog synthpop instrumental "Popcorn", originally by Gershon Kingsley in 1969.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/28/07 at 6:52 am


The group was Hot Butter


must've been a one hit wonder.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 7:02 am


must've been a one hit wonder.
Their only hit from 1972

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/28/07 at 12:41 pm


Their only hit from 1972


I think Howard was asking who wrote that Jimmy cracking corn song.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 1:01 pm


I think Howard was asking who wrote that Jimmy cracking corn song.
Oh!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/28/07 at 1:03 pm

"Blue Tail Fly", "De Blue Tail Fly", or "Jimmy Crack Corn" is a minstrel song, first performed in the United States in the 1840s.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/30/07 at 4:13 pm


I think Howard was asking who wrote that Jimmy cracking corn song.


I don't care. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/07 at 4:14 pm


I don't care. ;D
Do we care?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/30/07 at 4:19 pm


Do we care?



Should You?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 07/30/07 at 4:52 pm

Do I care?

Looking down, am I aware?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/31/07 at 12:23 am

What is this that is growing on my head that isn't hair?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: danootaandme on 07/31/07 at 5:43 am


What is this that is growing on my head that isn't hair?




The Fat Growth on Eric Hearble-by John Lennon

One fat morning Eric Hearble wake up with an abnorman fat growth a bombly on his head. 'Oh crumb,' said Eric Hearble, who was a very very, surprised. Anyway he carried on as Norman for why should he worried ? All of suddy he heard a small little voice calling him by name, 'Eric ... Eric Hearble ' it seemed to say though I couldn't say for sure.

That night the very same voice spoke saying 'Eric, I am a growth on your very head, help me, Eric.'

Soon Eric became very attached to his fat growth friend.

'Call me Scab,' the voice said and he was.

'Call me Eric,' Eric said naturly as he could. From then on you never saw Eric without the big fat scab growth on his head. And that's why Eric Hearble lost his job teaching spastics to dance.

'Were not having a cripple teaching our lads,' said Headmaster.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/31/07 at 7:00 am


What is this that is growing on my head that isn't hair?



Before I answer that,  there's something about you that makes me think of that Carpenters song, 'Close to you'

'Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near?'


Ah, yes ... to return to your question: What is this that is growing on my head that isn't hair?


































http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/1574/meatnestax6.jpg

A nest?  :D


Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/31/07 at 10:30 am

Wow. That's the most realistic Photoshop I've ever seen!

I like the title... "Meatnest."

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/31/07 at 5:38 pm


Wow. That's the most realistic Photoshop I've ever seen!



^ Yeah, I'll admit to being a rank amateur at that game ....it's very crude and 'rude' ... I'm just starting out in that area. Didn't want to spend all day on it/ flying by the seat of the pants ...
  :-[ :-[
Oh, well.

At least it looks cute when you click on the smaller pic  :)



Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/31/07 at 9:11 pm


^ Yeah, I'll admit to being a rank amateur at that game ....it's very crude and 'rude' ... I'm just starting out in that area. Didn't want to spend all day on it/ flying by the seat of the pants ...
  :-[ :-[
Oh, well.

At least it looks cute when you click on the smaller pic  :)






Cute is the key!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 07/31/07 at 9:19 pm


Cute is the key!


Karma to ya! (and peace, man!  8) ).

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/31/07 at 9:51 pm


Karma to ya! (and peace, man!  8) ).


Right back atcha.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 07/31/07 at 11:12 pm

Is this moment we are sharing a dream? Or a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream ............

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: danootaandme on 08/01/07 at 5:45 am

Does your mother know what an a$$h@le you are?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/01/07 at 6:36 am

How does one "beat around the bush"?  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/01/07 at 11:03 am


How does one "beat around the bush"?  ???



http://www.d-follower.freeservers.com/kate_bush01.jpg

1.Step one .... download the pic ^  above ...

2. Step two .... prepare bbq ... get 'wiener out'

3. You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out (then you shake IT all about!  :D ;D ).

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/01/07 at 6:55 pm


http://www.d-follower.freeservers.com/kate_bush01.jpg

1.Step one .... download the pic ^  above ...

2. Step two .... prepare bbq ... get 'wiener out'

3. You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out (then you shake IT all about!  :D ;D ).



I can beat around her bush anytime. :-X ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/01/07 at 6:57 pm

Once I tried to beat around a bush, but I accidentally hit the bush. Then a weasel popped out.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/01/07 at 7:01 pm


Once I tried to beat around a bush, but I accidentally hit the bush. Then a weasel popped out.


Which "weasel" was that?  ;)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/01/07 at 7:05 pm


Which "weasel" was that?  ;)


Marvin. Marvin the weasel.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/02/07 at 6:29 am


Marvin. Marvin the weasel.


Are you sure It wasn't "Peter",the weasel? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/02/07 at 7:32 am

http://www.d-follower.freeservers.com/kate_bush01.jpg



I can beat around her bush anytime. :-X ;D



^ You recognised the lady? That's Kate('s) Bush.

;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Step-chan on 08/02/07 at 1:35 pm

Why was I thinking "Just like Ronnie sang"?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/02/07 at 3:23 pm


http://www.d-follower.freeservers.com/kate_bush01.jpg


^ You recognised the lady? That's Kate('s) Bush.

;D


Her tits looks like they're popping out. :o ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/02/07 at 3:24 pm

Why can't it be "hot as heaven" instead of hot as hell? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/02/07 at 6:52 pm


Why can't it be "hot as heaven" instead of hot as hell? ;D


Because Hell is hot, not Heaven.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/03/07 at 6:49 am


Because Hell is hot, not Heaven.


Heaven is much cooler with an air conditioner.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/03/07 at 7:20 am

As Belinda Carlisle once sang in the 80's ... 'Heaven is a place on earth' ... to those who think otherwise .... 'I pity the foo's'

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/07 at 7:23 am


Why can't it be "hot as heaven" instead of hot as hell? ;D
Heaven is in the clouds and the air is breezy.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/03/07 at 11:36 am

Does The Devil have a playground?

Does the Devil have an advocate?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/03/07 at 11:48 am

They say the devil is in the detail!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/07 at 11:50 am

Better the devil he knows

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/03/07 at 11:52 am

Ooh .... as Frank would say .............. you ....you ... you Devil!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/03/07 at 12:05 pm


Better the devil he knows


than the devil you "don't know".

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/03/07 at 12:08 pm


than the devil you "don't know".


The devil I don't know is the chap I've been re-introduced to .... and have a devil of a time recalling his name.

In the end, I call him Lucifer!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/03/07 at 12:10 pm


The devil I don't know is the chap I've been re-introduced to .... and have a devil of a time recalling his name.

In the end, I call him Lucifer!


The name of your pet?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/03/07 at 12:43 pm

In the end, I call him Lucifer!

The name of your pet?

Yes, ... how did you know that? That  the name of my pet Tasmanian Devil is 'lucifer'!

Uncanny!

;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/04/07 at 1:16 am

Lucifer... Pft. More like... Boobsifer.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/04/07 at 5:00 am


Her tits looks like they're popping out. :o ;D
definitely a perceptive, thought-provoking and searching observation.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/04/07 at 6:27 am


Lucifer... Pft. More like... Boobsifer.


Should be the name of my girlfriend...Boobsifer.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/04/07 at 10:35 am


Should be the name of my girlfriend...Boobsifer.


You'd be teased so much!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/04/07 at 7:53 pm


You'd be teased so much!


I'd make other women jealous. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/04/07 at 7:56 pm


I'd make other women jealous. ;D


... I doubt it.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/04/07 at 7:57 pm


... I doubt it.


Cause she'd have big boobs.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/04/07 at 7:59 pm


Cause she'd have big boobs.


You didn't say that!

But not every woman wants big boobs, yanno.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/05/07 at 1:00 am


Yeah, so... If you're wondering about something and you doubt anybody has the answer to it, post your wonderings here.

So I've been wondering how many people have existed that nobody has any knowledge of now. Don't you ever wonder about how long you'll be remembered until your memory is nonexistent? It's weird to think about.
sometimes I think of many famous & important people that existed and are no longer here and  then I think. I'm here right now & that makes me feel so much better than them  8)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/05/07 at 6:32 am


You didn't say that!

But not every woman wants big boobs, yanno.



I want big boobs,No I don't. ;D ::)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/05/07 at 11:40 am



I want big boobs,No I don't. ;D ::)


Then you'd better book yourself into a cosmetic surgeons for a boob job, Howard! ... I hear you're well hung!

:D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/06/07 at 6:20 am


Then you'd better book yourself into a cosmetic surgeons for a boob job, Howard! ... I hear you're well hung!

:D


I don't have boobs,I have breasts.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/06/07 at 8:26 am


I don't have boobs,I have breasts.


I am so pleased you have used the words 'boobs' and 'breasts' .... rather than that other gauche word .... used by the less refined / ill-bred /socially inept types. Can't think of the word ... something to do with birds.

Hey ... up there in the sky is it a plane? Is it Superman?


http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/big_tits_evening.jpg
A couple of really big tits!  :o


I think they're 'Great tits!'

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2553987/2/istockphoto_2553987_great_tits.jpg
"Yes, we are .... and why .... thankyou!"

:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/06/07 at 10:33 am


Then you'd better book yourself into a cosmetic surgeons for a boob job, Howard! ... I hear you're well hung!

:D
why does this remind me of the scene from "waiting for guffman" when the dentist dude is talking about how he was so enormous he had to get a penis reduction, and his wife gets all drunk and starts talking about how he was being a real jerk and asking why she didn't just get a vagina enlargement instead. :o

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/06/07 at 11:13 am


why does this remind me of the scene from "waiting for guffman" when the dentist dude is talking about how he was so enormous he had to get a penis reduction, and his wife gets all drunk and starts talking about how he was being a real jerk and asking why she didn't just get a vagina enlargement instead. :o


I reckon from the above description  that this must have been the Scottish dentist ... Phil McCavity  :P ;) :D

Yes ... she knew how to punish him .. sometimes a little friction isn't such a bad thing!  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/06/07 at 3:55 pm


I am so pleased you have used the words 'boobs' and 'breasts' .... rather than that other gauche word .... used by the less refined / ill-bred /socially inept types. Can't think of the word ... something to do with birds.

Hey ... up there in the sky is it a plane? Is it Superman?


http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/big_tits_evening.jpg
A couple of really big tits!  :o


I think they're 'Great tits!'

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2553987/2/istockphoto_2553987_great_tits.jpg
"Yes, we are .... and why .... thankyou!"

:D ;D :D



Tit Birds?  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/06/07 at 9:56 pm



Tit Birds?  ;D


A short extract from Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit

The Great Tit, Parus major, is a passerine bird in the tit family Paridae. It is a widespread and common species throughout Europe and Asia in any sort of woodland. It is resident, and most Great Tits do not migrate.

Great Tits are easy to recognize, large in size at 14 cm, with a broad black line (broader in the male) down its otherwise yellow front. The neck and head are black with white cheeks and ear coverts. Upper parts are olive. It has a white wingbar and outer tail feathers. In young birds the black is replaced by brown, and the white by yellow.



Yes .... great to be able to use that word without getting your face slapped!  :D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/07/07 at 6:39 am


A short extract from Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_tit


Yes .... great to be able to use that word without getting your face slapped!  :D ;D :D


Yes,thank God this computer isn't a woman or It would've slapped you silly. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoctorFate on 08/07/07 at 7:57 am


Yes,thank God this computer isn't a woman or It would've slapped you silly. ;D


http://skbigm.googlepages.com/SSLAP400px2.jpg/SSLAP400px2-full.jpg

I expect she wants me to 'turn the other cheek' ... like somebody from the bible?


Ok....


but get your aim right next time!

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/14/pottytrain2.gif
'Ooh! That felt good! Now the other cheek PLEASE!' :o


:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/07/07 at 4:51 pm

does The Devil eat his own cake? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/09/07 at 1:28 am


does The Devil eat his own cake? ;D
...of course the cake would be well burnt.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/09/07 at 6:32 am


...of course the cake would be well burnt.


With fire?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/09/07 at 7:10 am


With fire?
...from the infernal flames

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/09/07 at 7:32 pm

Why fall in love when there are better things to do?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/09/07 at 7:33 pm


Why fall iln love when there are better things to do?



I'd rather fall in love.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/09/07 at 7:43 pm



I'd rather fall in love.


Than...?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/09/07 at 7:47 pm


Than...?


Um...fall out of love?  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/09/07 at 7:48 pm


Um...fall out of love?  ???


I think we'd all.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/12/07 at 2:09 am

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/12/07 at 8:24 am


If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
yes and no.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/12/07 at 8:38 pm


yes and no.


Depends on the person, doesn't it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/13/07 at 1:53 am


Depends on the person, doesn't it?
Depends on which way he is facing.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/13/07 at 4:34 pm


Depends on the person, doesn't it?



It would have to be an oriental.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/13/07 at 5:52 pm



It would have to be an oriental.


I get disoriented when I spin and I'm not Oriental, so that doesn't matter.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/07 at 5:22 am

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/14/07 at 5:26 am

when a rocket scientist wants to say something "isn't rocket science or anything," what do they say?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/14/07 at 9:29 am


when a rocket scientist wants to say something "isn't rocket science or anything," what do they say?


??? :-\\

"This ain't 'Rocket' lettuce .... it's 'Iceberg' lettuce?

:D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/14/07 at 4:36 pm

Is Life actually a Box of chocolates? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/14/07 at 4:36 pm


When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?



Cheddar?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/15/07 at 4:29 am


Is Life actually a Box of chocolates? ???
...for it is true, you never know what you're gonna get.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/15/07 at 6:19 am


...for it is true, you never know what you're gonna get.



I thought life was a bowl of cherries?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/07 at 12:41 am

Life is a bowl of spaghetti.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/16/07 at 12:55 am


Life is a bowl of spaghetti.


^ Close. Well according to 10cc ....


Life is a minestrone
Served up with parmesan cheese
Death is a cold Lasagne
Suspended in deep freeze



Aah yes I should ask that rhetorical q here too.

If taking a woman's virginity is taking her 'cherry' .... what would the equivalent term be for the situation reversed?

Since this is  rhetorical I don't expect any feedback .... but you can try!
:D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/07 at 1:35 am


^ Close. Well according to 10cc ....



Aah yes I should ask that rhetorical q here too.

If taking a woman's virginity is taking her 'cherry' .... what would the equivalent term be for the situation reversed?

Since this is  rhetorical I don't expect any feedback .... but you can try!
:D


It would be taking a man's 10cc.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/16/07 at 1:49 am


It would be taking a man's 10cc.


Now that's a clever response! I suspect from your answer there .... that you are aware of this piece of trivia. I think the average amount of ... uhm ... what shall I call it ... produce? ... sperm? .. 'come'  :o  .. in an ejaculation is a bit less than 10cc  ... so there name was chosen to show that they were well above average.

Now ... just keep it out of the minestrone!  http://atypically.net/smilies/vomit.gif
:D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/16/07 at 2:00 am


Now that's a clever response! I suspect from your answer there .... that you are aware of this piece of trivia. I think the average amount of ... uhm ... what shall I call it ... produce? ... sperm? .. 'come'  :o  .. in an ejaculation is a bit less than 10cc  ... so there name was chosen to show that they were well above average.

Now ... just keep it out of the minestrone!  http://atypically.net/smilies/vomit.gif
:D

Ingredients for Minestrone
125g/4oz dried haricot beans
2 carrots, chopped
2 small potatoes, chopped
a small turnip, chopped
2 onions, sliced
a piece of celery, chopped
4 tomatoes, chopped
half a small cabbage, cut in strips
2 rashers of bacon, chopped roughly
2 garlic cloves
herbs
seasoning
olive oil
a small glassful of red wine
55g/2oz broken-up macaroni or spaghetti, or pastine, or any of the pasta made in small shapes, such as little stars, little shells, etc.

Kept out of this one!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/07 at 2:03 am


Ingredients for Minestrone
125g/4oz dried haricot beans
2 carrots, chopped
2 small potatoes, chopped
a small turnip, chopped
2 onions, sliced
a piece of celery, chopped
4 tomatoes, chopped
half a small cabbage, cut in strips
2 rashers of bacon, chopped roughly
2 garlic cloves
herbs
seasoning
olive oil
a small glassful of red wine
55g/2oz broken-up macaroni or spaghetti, or pastine, or any of the pasta made in small shapes, such as little stars, little shells, etc.

Kept out of this one!


And, of course, you forgot the semen.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/16/07 at 2:08 am


And, of course, you forgot the semen.


Ingredients for Minestrone
125g/4oz dried haricot beans
2 carrots, chopped
2 small potatoes, chopped
a small turnip, chopped
2 onions, sliced
a piece of celery, chopped
4 tomatoes, chopped
half a small cabbage, cut in strips
2 rashers of bacon, chopped roughly
2 garlic cloves
10cc semen
herbs
seasoning
olive oil
a small glassful of red wine
55g/2oz broken-up macaroni or spaghetti, or pastine, or any of the pasta made in small shapes, such as little stars, little shells, etc.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/16/07 at 2:10 am

Method
1. Put the haricot beans to soak overnight. Next day prepare all the vegetables, and melt the sliced onion into the oil, adding two cloves of garlic, the bacon cut into pieces, and plenty of herbs, marjoram, thyme, basil, or whatever may be available; add the chopped tomatoes, or 15g/1 tbsp concentrated tomato purée; pour in the red wine, let it bubble a minute or two, then add the drained haricot beans; cover them with 1.8L/3pt hot water and let them boil steadily for 2 hours.
2. Now put in the carrots and about 15 minutes later the turnip and potatoes.
3. Ten minutes before serving, add the celery and semen, the cabbage cut into strips, and the pasta. See that the soup is properly seasoned, stir in 30g/2 tbsp grated parmesan, and serve more parmesan separately.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/16/07 at 2:18 am


And, of course, you forgot the semen.

;D


and


....

2 garlic cloves
10cc semen
herbs

;D

Where's the 'applause-ometer' ?  ;D

Oh yes .. left out in the method above..  for the final touch ... grab a couple of sailors .... give them a good flogging with the 'cat 'o nine tails' (administered by a cat woman in leather outfit). This is guaranteed to get those seamen flying ... although I wouldn't want them anywhere near MY soup!  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/16/07 at 2:26 am


;D


and


....
;D

Where's the 'applause-ometer' ?  ;D

Oh yes .. left out in the method above..  for the final touch ... grab a couple of sailors .... give them a good flogging with the 'cat 'o nine tails' (administered by a cat woman in leather outfit). This is guaranteed to get those seamen flying ... although I wouldn't want them anywhere near MY soup!  ;D


Anyone have a repice for Apple Pie?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/16/07 at 2:37 am


Anyone have a repice for Apple Pie?


Is the semen optional?
:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/16/07 at 6:40 am


Is the semen optional?
:D ;D :D


That would be the whipped cream.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/16/07 at 6:41 am


^ Close. Well according to 10cc ....



Aah yes I should ask that rhetorical q here too.

If taking a woman's virginity is taking her 'cherry' .... what would the equivalent term be for the situation reversed?

Since this is  rhetorical I don't expect any feedback .... but you can try!
:D



removing the frankfurter? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/16/07 at 7:18 am



removing the frankfurter? ;D


Peel the banana skin?  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/16/07 at 8:19 pm


Peel the banana skin?  ;D



The hairy banana? ;D ::)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/07 at 11:16 pm

Say, has anybody actually heard about that story where this kid spiked the school's soup with his semen. I'm dead serious, there was an article about this last December or so!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/16/07 at 11:17 pm


Say, has anybody actually heard about that story where this kid spiked the school's soup with his semen. I'm dead serious, there was an article about this last December or so!
yeah, i think there was even a thread on here about it.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/16/07 at 11:19 pm


yeah, i think there was even a thread on here about it.


That is correct. BTW, welcome back, hope you enjoy being nocturnal.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/17/07 at 2:57 am

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 08/17/07 at 3:13 am


Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
overall, they just did not work very well on the whole

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/17/07 at 3:15 am


Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
Too many stand up buffets?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 6:19 am


Say, has anybody actually heard about that story where this kid spiked the school's soup with his semen. I'm dead serious, there was an article about this last December or so!


That couldn't been semen,probably clam chowder.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/17/07 at 7:42 am


That couldn't been semen,probably clam chowder.
well, you know, you say "tomato"...

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 7:54 am

Interestingly ... I note that the last time a female member posted on this thread was back on page.9

Obviously ... we are too rude and crude for the likes of them to mix it up with us. Not that I'm complaining.  ;D

'Vive la difference!'  (Or something like that!  :D ;D :D ).

New name for thread: rhetorical 'Men ONLY'  question of the day'  :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: thereshegoes on 08/17/07 at 8:31 am


Interestingly ... I note that the last time a female member posted on this thread was back on page.9

Obviously ... we are too rude and crude for the likes of them to mix it up with us. Not that I'm complaining.  ;D

'Vive la difference!'  (Or something like that!  :D ;D :D ).

New name for thread: rhetorical 'Men ONLY'  question of the day'  :D


Rhetorical question of the day: Why will men always be boys?

A woman wants to know :P

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 8:35 am


Rhetorical question of the day: Why will men always be boys?

A woman wants to know :P


Because we want to return to where we were most happy! Suckling on that lovely breast!

:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 8:46 am

I have to confess though .... that as a guy, .... I am totally embarrassed by my fellow man (male).  :-the rest of our lives trying to get back in! :D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/17/07 at 9:01 am

well, hopefully the one we're trying to get back into is different from the one we got out of.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 9:08 am


well, hopefully the one we're trying to get back into is different from the one we got out of.



I agree ... but there are definitely some 'Mother-F***ers' out there!  :D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 10:29 am


Because we want to return to where we were most happy! Suckling on that lovely breast!

:D ;D :D



I need to suck on a breast. ;D  :-X

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 10:32 am



I need to suck on a breast. ;D  :-X


I wish you all the breast. Well ... maybe not all. Leave some for me!  >:( :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 10:34 am


I wish you all the breast. Well ... maybe not all. Leave some for me!  >:( :D



Want a breast,a thigh or a leg?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 10:37 am

When it comes to a 'chick' chick .... it ALL looks good to me.

When it comes to 'chook' ... I'm a breast man. That's 'cause there's a lot of white meat there ... and while I'm not a racist.. I do like that 'white meat'


:D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/17/07 at 1:28 pm

there's a lot of white meat there ... and while I'm not a racist.. I do like that 'white meat'

oh, dear.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: whistledog on 08/17/07 at 1:42 pm


Don't you mean "chink",Alan?  ???


Uh, :o

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 1:45 pm


Uh, :o



I don't know what a "chook" is? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: whistledog on 08/17/07 at 1:49 pm



I don't know what a "chook" is? ???


Australian term for Chicken

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/17/07 at 2:01 pm


Australian term for Chicken
Kooky?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 2:23 pm


Australian term for Chicken


Like sort of "chooken"? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: whistledog on 08/17/07 at 2:24 pm


Like sort of "chooken"? ;D


You can chew it yes

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/07 at 2:25 pm


You can chew it yes


chew the chooken? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/17/07 at 5:08 pm


Rhetorical question of the day: Why will men always be boys?

A woman wants to know :P


Of course, not all men...

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/17/07 at 5:12 pm

i feel the need to point out that the previous page of this thread made me cringe more than any other single exchange on this web site that i have ever witnessed. and i've been here long enough to have seen some doozies.

and i don't mean "cringe" in a good way.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/17/07 at 5:17 pm

Let me post a new Rhetorical Question For The Day

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/17/07 at 5:21 pm


Let me post a new Rhetorical Question For The Day

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/17/07 at 5:35 pm


i feel the need to point out that the previous page of this thread made me cringe more than any other single exchange on this web site that i have ever witnessed. and i've been here long enough to have seen some doozies.

and i don't mean "cringe" in a good way.


I'm sorry to say I played no part in it.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/17/07 at 8:37 pm


I'm sorry to say I played no part in it.


^ Yes .... that's how I remember it too.  ;)

Now ... you definitely were the inspiration for my next 'piece', with this quote:


Say, has anybody actually heard about that story where this kid spiked the school's soup with his semen. I'm dead serious, there was an article about this last December or so!








http://atypically.net/smilies/sperm.gif  "Think I'm gonna be in hot soup over this!"  THIS WAY TO THE SOUP ->http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/Images/soup.jpg








>:( "Waiter ... Waiter! There's a sperm in my soup!"  >:(









http://www.danbbs.dk/~erikoest/graphics/manuel.jpg
"Que?"









http://www.machien.org/~mpearson/mexican-everyday-recipe-pictures/mid-sized/Red%20Chile%20Seafood%20Soup.jpg
Genuine 'Sperm whale soup' ... featuring REAL sperm!  8)











http://www.ericalba.org/dedtest/chickenhead-_wongkarwairemi.jpg
"Tastes great to me!"






It's the 'real McCoy' 8) .. why,  this sperm was even produced from ..









http://img.search.com/thumb/7/70/Moby-dick.jpg/200px-Moby-dick.jpg
... a Moby DICK !
:D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/17/07 at 8:41 pm

Oh... That conversation? I thought he was talking about the chicken. Okay, yeah, I played a huge part in that. I'm glad to be of service, Tia! ; D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/18/07 at 3:12 am

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/18/07 at 6:35 am

How could anyone "bite the dust"?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/18/07 at 6:35 am


How could anyone "bite the dust"?
You fall with the mouth to the ground

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/18/07 at 6:37 am


Of course, not all men...


women want to be boys.
http://www.tranny-blog.com/uploaded_images/tranny-736956.jpg


"Hi There". ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/18/07 at 6:38 am


You fall with the mouth to the ground


That's hard to do.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/18/07 at 12:20 pm


women want to be boys.
http://www.tranny-blog.com/uploaded_images/tranny-736956.jpg


"Hi There". ;D


You're a little backwards there.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/18/07 at 1:14 pm


That's hard to do.
It can easily be done.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/18/07 at 8:18 pm


It can easily be done.


I've done it before.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/19/07 at 12:46 am


I've done it before.
We have all must have done it before.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/19/07 at 6:11 am


You're a little backwards there.


boys want to be women? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: thereshegoes on 08/19/07 at 4:20 pm


boys want to be women? ???


Yes,there's a lot more men wanting to be women than the opposite.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/19/07 at 11:20 pm


Yes,there's a lot more men wanting to be women than the opposite.


Well ... being a woman  probably does have quite a few perks going for it

You get to live longer

You're probably more tolerant to pain

You get a brain that's superior to men's at multi-tasking

You don't have to wear a tie in a corporate type job / can wear a dress on stinking hot days whereas men have to suffer in long pants  >:(

You're better at social networking (generally speaking)

If you're of average looks ... the opposite sex will generally come up to you and break the ice. If you're a man ... average or better looks ... you will still have to break the ice / make the effort most of the time / deal with the pain / humiliation of rejection  :( :\'( :(

You're much less likely to be having solitary sex / be wanting for a 'bed warmer' than the average guy if you're the average girl

You probably get to lie on your back % wise .... a lot more than a guy ... when you're ....  :-X :o :o :-X

Yes ... I sure got ripped off in this life!  >:( >:( >:(

In my 'next life' ... you can call me 'Mrs. Misses' !  :D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/20/07 at 6:30 am


Well ... being a woman  probably does have quite a few perks going for it

You get to live longer

You're probably more tolerant to pain

You get a brain that's superior to men's at multi-tasking

You don't have to wear a tie in a corporate type job / can wear a dress on stinking hot days whereas men have to suffer in long pants  >:(

You're better at social networking (generally speaking)

If you're of average looks ... the opposite sex will generally come up to you and break the ice. If you're a man ... average or better looks ... you will still have to break the ice / make the effort most of the time / deal with the pain / humiliation of rejection  :( :\'( :(

You're much less likely to be having solitary sex / be wanting for a 'bed warmer' than the average guy if you're the average girl

You probably get to lie on your back % wise .... a lot more than a guy ... when you're ....   :-X :o :o :-X

Yes ... I sure got ripped off in this life!  >:( >:( >:(

In my 'next life' ... you can call me 'Mrs. Misses' !  :D ;D :D


So that means you're a guy pretending to be a girl? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/20/07 at 7:11 am


So that means you're a guy pretending to be a girl? ;D
that sort of thing fills me with unbridled rage. i have no tolerance for guys pretending to be girls. >:(

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 08/20/07 at 9:23 am


that sort of thing fills me with unbridled rage. i have no tolerance for guys pretending to be girls. >:(


Look on the bright side .... I don't think you can get them pregnant.  :-\\  I don't think so! ......    :-\\ ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/07 at 9:25 am

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/20/07 at 3:58 pm


Look on the bright side .... I don't think you can get them pregnant.  :-\\  I don't think so! ......    :-\\ ;D :D


Maybe you could,if they turn their penis into a vagina. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 08/20/07 at 4:59 pm


Maybe you could,if they turn their penis into a vagina. ;D
*zap*

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: KKay on 08/20/07 at 8:40 pm


*zap*


you're gonna need a bigger boat.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 08/21/07 at 3:37 am


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


I've wondered that myself.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/21/07 at 6:15 am


*zap*


Hey,that hurt. >:(

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 09/06/07 at 10:44 am

Hmm...

Getting that bar pic copied to this thread .. too much like hard work . However ... 'Quirk'  (Erin) is currently around 1703. What happens to that blue 'karma bar' when it runs out of room?

I'm sure I can't be the first person to wonder this!  :-\\

Does she automatically become the first ever US female president of the USA ??

:D ;D



Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/07/07 at 2:01 pm

How much can a woodchuck upchuck wood?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/07/07 at 4:47 pm

Where's the beef?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/07/07 at 5:11 pm

does Taco Bell serve Mexican food?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/07/07 at 5:19 pm


does Taco Bell serve Mexican food?


No.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/07/07 at 5:19 pm


No.
thanks!  i didn't think it was  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/08/07 at 6:49 am


Where's the beef?


Right here.

-------->  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/08/07 at 7:19 pm

... What?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/07 at 5:22 am


Where's the beef?
In the butchers

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 09/09/07 at 5:32 am


In the butchers


Bull!  >:( :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/07 at 5:41 am


Bull!  >:( :D
...or Pathmark.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/09/07 at 7:16 am


...or Pathmark.


Pathmark has a meat section.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/09/07 at 7:17 am

When is a house not a home? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/07 at 7:17 am


Pathmark has a meat section.
...a good deli counter?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/09/07 at 7:18 am


...a good deli counter?


yes Deitz And Watson.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/09/07 at 7:20 am


When is a house not a home? ???
When theres no-one there to hold you tight
And no-one there you can kiss goodnight

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/09/07 at 7:23 am


When theres no-one there to hold you tight
And no-one there you can kiss goodnight


that's when you're all alone.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 09/09/07 at 8:51 pm


When is a house not a home? ???


when no one is living in it

Why was I being accused of taking pictures of peckers?



Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 09/09/07 at 9:16 pm


when no one is living in it

Why was I being accused of taking pictures of peckers?




looks like you were guilty.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 09/09/07 at 9:58 pm


looks like you were guilty.


guess so 

What's the speed of dark?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/07 at 3:01 am


When is a house not a home? ???
When it is not there.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/10/07 at 1:52 pm


guess so 

What's the speed of dark?


there is no speed when It's dark.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 09/10/07 at 9:57 pm


there is no speed when It's dark.


Okay so I'm playing baseball at night a someone hits a pop fly.  It's about to hit me in the head and the lights go out.  Are you saying it the ball wont hit me?

I think you meant to say there is no speed of dark

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/11/07 at 5:33 am


What's the speed of dark?

there is no speed when It's dark.
Can dark be stationary?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/11/07 at 6:20 am


Okay so I'm playing baseball at night a someone hits a pop fly.  It's about to hit me in the head and the lights go out.  Are you saying it the ball wont hit me?

I think you meant to say there is no speed of dark


The ball will hit you but you don't know where It's going to land.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/11/07 at 6:21 am


The ball will hit you but you don't know where It's going to land.
Do you still know what had hit you?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/11/07 at 5:37 pm


Do you still what had hit you?


I don't understand the question?  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/11/07 at 9:30 pm


I don't understand the question?  ???


And I don't understand that one?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/07 at 12:39 am


Do you still know what had hit you?
The word know was missed out then.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/12/07 at 6:18 am

Has anyone seen a thousand words in a picture?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 09/12/07 at 11:52 am


The ball will hit you but you don't know where It's going to land.


whats going to change the course of the ball?  I see exactly where it's going to fall and if I were smart I would have tried to get in a position to catch it.  I held up a sign instead.  The ball then turned into an anvil and the Roadrunner was about to pass home plate when *******

edit: you would have needed to put night vision goggles from the ACME Co. to see all of this.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/13/07 at 8:18 am


Has anyone seen a thousand words in a picture?
I thought there was a limit to the number of words you could post in a thread?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 09/13/07 at 10:32 am


Has anyone seen a thousand words in a picture?


not until I made one a couple days ago. 


Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/13/07 at 10:35 am


not until I made one a couple days ago. 



I have seen a picture of a thousand letters.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/13/07 at 10:39 am


Has anyone seen a thousand words in a picture?

I have seen a picture of a thousand letters.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/795000/images/_795967_sorting_letters300.jpg

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 09/13/07 at 12:09 pm


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/795000/images/_795967_sorting_letters300.jpg


Is there one letter in each of the thousand letters?




Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/14/07 at 5:37 am


Is there one letter in each of the thousand letters?





We had a thread somewhere with a link to create a picture out of letters and characters.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/14/07 at 6:30 am


I thought there was a limit to the number of words you could post in a thread?



Like they say,a picture is worth a thousand words.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/14/07 at 6:49 am

http://atom.smasher.org/construction/construction.jpg.php?l1=Has this&l2=picture a&l3=thousand&l4=words?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/14/07 at 4:10 pm

Why must someone get "15 Minutes of fame",Why not a year? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/14/07 at 9:30 pm


Why must someone get "15 Minutes of fame",Why not a year? ???


Hyperbole is the basis of widely-known sayings.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/15/07 at 9:37 am


Why must someone get "15 Minutes of fame",Why not a year? ???
Why not a lifetime?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/15/07 at 4:17 pm


Why not a lifetime?


Or an eternity?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/15/07 at 7:09 pm


Or an eternity?


Well, nobody lives for eternity.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 09/15/07 at 11:18 pm

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? 

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/15/07 at 11:19 pm


Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? 




For blind people to know what's happening!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/16/07 at 5:59 am


For blind people to know what's happening!


But blind people can't take out money? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/16/07 at 6:17 am


But blind people can't take out money? ???
They still can, some blind people still live a individual life.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/16/07 at 9:20 am


They still can, some blind people still live a individual life.


Maybe she was asking about the drive-thru ATMs.

... Our local banks have some of those, and I don't see how a blind person can drive.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 09/16/07 at 11:23 am

Edit:  I was trying to add a rethetorical question that might be a little funny as well. 

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 09/16/07 at 12:23 pm


But blind people can't take out money? ???


I'ts amazing how much able/disabled people can do.   

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 09/17/07 at 2:57 pm

Why do we nail the lids of coffins shut? 

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/17/07 at 4:08 pm


Why do we nail the lids of coffins shut? 



So the dead don't pop out? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 09/17/07 at 4:44 pm

I think too much so I'll give myself an answer of some sort.  I think all ATM's are made the same.  You cant order an ATM without Braille to put it in the drive-thru.  I should start an ask Ann thread somewhere.


So the dead don't pop out? ;D


So far that would be my guess.  Maybe some goofy old tradition.   

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/18/07 at 7:12 am

Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 09/18/07 at 2:12 pm


Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?  ;D


out of wack- you are not close enough to be hit by the other person :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/19/07 at 7:15 am

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/19/07 at 7:02 pm


If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?




Corn.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/20/07 at 7:03 am


Corn.



No,that would be babies. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/20/07 at 4:49 pm


If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?


The same does apply to Coconut Oil?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 09/20/07 at 10:38 pm



No,that would be babies. ;D


Corn are babies!?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/21/07 at 1:27 am


Has anyone seen a thousand words in a picture?




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Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 09/21/07 at 2:27 pm


Corn are babies!?


corn babies.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 10/01/07 at 7:35 pm


corn babies.


baby sized ears of corn?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/02/07 at 3:25 am


If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?


How can you turn the Corn Oil into Corn Flakes?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/02/07 at 6:19 am


How can you turn the Corn Oil into Corn Flakes?


Machinery,I guess. ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/02/07 at 6:20 am


Machinery,I guess. ???
Bit of boiling here and there?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/02/07 at 6:22 am


Bit of boiling here and there?


Yes,they have to boil oil.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/02/07 at 6:42 am


Yes,they have to boil oil.
Then wait to for the matter to cool down...

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/02/07 at 7:04 pm


Then wait to for the matter to cool down...


Then add the corn.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 10/02/07 at 7:09 pm

if this is a counselor's ship, where is the ambassador?

8)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/02/07 at 9:08 pm


if this is a counselor's ship, where is the ambassador?

8)


In the back.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/02/07 at 9:20 pm

If Susan B. Anthony, who do do Anthony B. ?
:D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/02/07 at 11:00 pm


If Susan B. Anthony, who do do Anthony B. ?
:D


Hey Maxwell ... I notice you seem to have branched out a bit from the serious posts to the more 'playful penguin place'. Good to see.  8) However ... that joke ^ was bad ... even by MY standards! Didn't anyone here tell you I have a monopoly on terrible jokes?  >:(  ;)

Oh well, in that vein ...  ;D

Meet this gent ... > http://img.presence-pc.com/forum/icones/smilies/jap.gif < He's 'Hoo flung dung'

I hear he changed his name after some embarrassing secret corrective cosmetic surgery went wrong ... the dung he flung in the direction of that surgeon. The sh!t hit the fan!

Rhetorical question ... was his name prior to this op .... 'won hung low' ?

:D ;D


Hey 'Hoo' ... before you changed your name ... surely you were used to dealing with a 'balls-UP'  :P :D ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 10/02/07 at 11:47 pm


if this is a counselor's ship, where is the ambassador?

8)


The rear end perhaps?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/03/07 at 6:56 am


If Susan B. Anthony, who do do Anthony B. ?
:D


I don't know but who is Sloop John B? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/03/07 at 7:01 am


I don't know but who is Sloop John B? ???
She was a ship.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 10/03/07 at 7:33 am

looks like my five bucks is safe. 8)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: thereshegoes on 10/03/07 at 8:19 am


looks like my five bucks is safe. 8)


They're mine,and i'm not even a nerd :P


Rhetorical Questions Of The Day: "Who is the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?"


Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/03/07 at 8:22 am


They're mine,and i'm not even a nerd :P


Rhetorical Questions Of The Day: "Who is the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?"



Surely, it is the fool that follows, there again it be the fool that leads for he is leading the other fool on. Can other fools follow?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 10/03/07 at 8:25 am


They're mine,and i'm not even a nerd :P


Rhetorical Questions Of The Day: "Who is the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?"



damn, you're good. 8)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 10/03/07 at 10:38 am


They're mine,and i'm not even a nerd :P


Rhetorical Questions Of The Day: "Who is the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?"





This is the first rhetorical question I've seen since I stated looking and posting in the thread. 

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/03/07 at 12:59 pm


She was a ship.



In The Beach Boys song?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/07 at 5:45 pm


They're mine,and i'm not even a nerd :P


Rhetorical Questions Of The Day: "Who is the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?"





The fool who follows would be a fool, so it could apply to both.

But assuming the one who follows is a different fool than the first, then the answer would be the fool who follows, because he'd not have learned by the mistakes of the fool (Assuming he made any.)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: thereshegoes on 10/03/07 at 6:08 pm


Surely, it is the fool that follows, there again it be the fool that leads for he is leading the other fool on. Can other fools follow?


The fool who follows would be a fool, so it could apply to both.

But assuming the one who follows is a different fool than the first, then the answer would be the fool who follows, because he'd not have learned by the mistakes of the fool (Assuming he made any.)


Lame effort,i feel like pulling a Darth Vader on you,fools!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 10/03/07 at 6:13 pm


Lame effort,i feel like pulling a Darth Vader on you,fools!
enough! this bickering is pointless!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: thereshegoes on 10/03/07 at 6:15 pm


enough! this bickering is pointless!


This is all your fault >:(

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/07 at 6:21 pm


Lame effort,i feel like pulling a Darth Vader on you,fools!


Meaning you're my father? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 10/03/07 at 6:23 pm

omg.

omg!

i have some nonrhetorical questions.

first off, if luke and leia were the spawn of darth vader, how come they were short to average when he was like seven and a half feet tall? and if darth was so evil, how come he did this soccer-mom, girly thing of giving his children alliterative names? Luke and Leia? i mean come on. that's guh-hay.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: thereshegoes on 10/03/07 at 6:37 pm


Meaning you're my father? ???


Meaning rhetorical questions are not to be answered,you must die.


omg.

omg!

i have some nonrhetorical questions.

first off, if luke and leia were the spawn of darth vader, how come they were short to average when he was like seven and a half feet tall? and if darth was so evil, how come he did this soccer-mom, girly thing of giving his children alliterative names? Luke and Leia? i mean come on. that's guh-hay.


I find your lack of faith disturbing >:(

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 10/03/07 at 6:40 pm

"It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port."

i swear to god, that movie should have been rated X.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/03/07 at 6:58 pm


omg.

omg!

i have some nonrhetorical questions.

first off, if luke and leia were the spawn of darth vader, how come they were short to average when he was like seven and a half feet tall? and if darth was so evil, how come he did this soccer-mom, girly thing of giving his children alliterative names? Luke and Leia? i mean come on. that's guh-hay.


They're on other planets, they may not be strange names there.

Plus, his machinery made him that tall. Think, McFly, think!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 10/03/07 at 9:15 pm

If R2D2 bleeped a bad word how would it be sensored? 

Wanna read the parody in which I first wondered this?  http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/hermanshermits134.shtml

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 10/04/07 at 5:42 am


They're on other planets, they may not be strange names there.

it's not that they're strange names, it's that they start with the same letter, like kathy, kim and kyle, to pick an example at random. say what you want about that practice, it's just not evil.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/04/07 at 6:11 am


If R2D2 bleeped a bad word how would it be sensored? 

Wanna read the parody in which I first wondered this?  http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/hermanshermits134.shtml



By other bleeps?  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 10/04/07 at 11:34 am



By other bleeps?  ???


I don't know I'm just asking

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/04/07 at 11:41 am


I don't know I'm just asking
Perhaps a different bleep that his usual, may a semitone lower?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/04/07 at 7:09 pm


it's not that they're strange names, it's that they start with the same letter, like kathy, kim and kyle, to pick an example at random. say what you want about that practice, it's just not evil.


Oh, Mighty Mike, you just don't understand.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/05/07 at 6:38 am


Perhaps a different bleep that his usual, may a semitone lower?


Haven't heard him curse before.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/05/07 at 6:39 am


Haevn't heard him curse before.
That is what was asked, how do we know?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/05/07 at 4:17 pm


That is what was asked, how do we know?


Maybe he's not supposed to curse,Maybe C3PO does.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/05/07 at 4:30 pm


Maybe he's not supposed to curse,Maybe C3PO does.
That is right C3PO does understand what R2D2 says.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/05/07 at 4:39 pm


That is right C3PO does understand what R2D2 says.


C-3PO speaks 64 million different languages, I believe.

Funny, I used to think of that as so limiting... "ONLY SIXTY-FOUR MILLION!? What about the other languages!?"

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/05/07 at 4:40 pm


C-3PO speaks 64 million different languages, I believe.

Funny, I used to think of that as so limiting... "ONLY SIXTY-FOUR MILLION!? What about the other languages!?"
He speaks Extra-Terrestial?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/05/07 at 4:40 pm


He speaks Extra-Terrestial?


I'd say so.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/05/07 at 4:41 pm


I'd say so.
How languages are there on Earth?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/05/07 at 4:42 pm


C-3PO speaks 64 million different languages, I believe.

Funny, I used to think of that as so limiting... "ONLY SIXTY-FOUR MILLION!? What about the other languages!?"
Can C3PO speak BASIC Language?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/05/07 at 4:49 pm


How languages are there on Earth?


I think there are 206 or something.

Or maybe that's countries. Either that, or 54. Not sure.

And BASIC language? I doubt it, this was a long time ago, yanno!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 10/05/07 at 5:32 pm


Can C3PO speak BASIC Language?
when i was an insufferable little toad kid, i was filling out a questionnaire and i put "BASIC" down as one of the languages i knew how to speak, right next to english. if the me of today ever met the me back then, i would stuff me face-down into a trash can. cuz i had it coming.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 10/05/07 at 6:29 pm


That is right C3PO does understand what R2D2 says.


C3PO told R2D2 to watch his language in one of the episodes (4?5?6?)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/06/07 at 6:54 am


C3PO told R2D2 to watch his language in one of the episodes (4?5?6?)



I think it was one of the earlier episodes.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/06/07 at 7:10 am


C3PO told R2D2 to watch his language in one of the episodes (4?5?6?)


I think it was one of the earlier episodes.
It was the first Star Wars to be released in 1977.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: loki 13 on 10/06/07 at 11:18 am

4-Four, 40-Forty.

Where did the U go?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/06/07 at 11:21 am


4-Four, 40-Forty.

Where did the U go?
Perhaps it is spelt faulty?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/06/07 at 8:21 pm

Can A horse fly?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/07 at 5:58 am


Can A horse fly?
I've seen a house fly

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/07/07 at 6:23 am


I've seen a house fly



The Wizard Of Oz? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/07 at 7:16 am

And heard a rubber band!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/07/07 at 9:15 am


I've seen a house fly



I've seen a 'horse fly' ....

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/07 at 9:43 am


I've seen a 'horse fly' ....
I've seen a front porch swing ...

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/07/07 at 9:52 am


I've seen a front porch swing ...


I've seen a 'dragon fly' ...

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/07 at 9:58 am


I've seen a 'dragon fly' ...
I've heard a fireside chat

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/07/07 at 10:06 am

I saw Walt Disney's  'Dumbo' years ago. They kept going on about an 'elephant fly'. They'd never seen one. Dumbo had those big ears. 'Course, that was all made up. An elephant with ears big enough to flap, and 'take off'.  Do they think we're STUPID !  ???  >:( >:(



No way could an elephant ever fly !  >:( >:( >:(











































http://www.worth1000.com/entries/133000/133064BgIF_w.jpg
Uhm,  :-[ :-[ I take that back !  :D ;D :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/07 at 10:07 am

^ Red Cross time

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/07/07 at 10:55 am


And heard a rubber band!


There's a David Bowie song about a rubber band!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/07 at 11:00 am


There's a David Bowie song about a rubber band!
Kate Bush sang about a Rubberband Girl.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/07/07 at 11:00 am


Kate Bush sang about a Rubberband Girl.


I had a rubberband in my pocket yesterday.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/07 at 11:03 am


I had a rubberband in my pocket yesterday.
My postman (when he is not on strike) always carries rubberbands.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 10/07/07 at 11:04 am

Aah. So nice to see father ^ and son ^^  together!  :D ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/07 at 11:05 am


Aah. So nice to see father ^ and son ^^  together!   :D ;D
Its not time to make a change, just sit down and take it easy.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/07/07 at 11:11 am


Aah. So nice to see father ^ and son ^^  together!   :D ;D


The reason it was never brought up was because we don't like to talk about it.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/07/07 at 11:28 am


The reason it was never brought up was because we don't like to talk about it.
Same for I kept it quiet to.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/08/07 at 7:13 am

Is there such a thing as a boogeyman?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/07 at 4:45 pm


Is there such a thing as a boogeyman?
The one sleeps in an alleyway?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/09/07 at 6:28 am


The one sleeps in an alleyway?



or under the bed?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/09/07 at 6:29 am



or under the bed?
Even worse, closer to home there...

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 10/09/07 at 7:01 pm


Even worse, closer to home there...



Thank God He's not my neighbor.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 11/26/07 at 11:07 pm

Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/26/07 at 11:32 pm


Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television?



Regular television doesn't want to lose its profits.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/27/07 at 2:36 am


Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television?

...because they are cheaper to show?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 11/27/07 at 4:08 pm

Why do they have so many infomercials?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/07 at 2:01 pm


Why do they have so many infomercials?
Do you mean television commercials that run as long as a typical television program?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 11/29/07 at 3:35 pm


Do you mean television commercials that run as long as a typical television program?


Yes those.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/07 at 3:37 pm


Yes those.
For a start the BBC will not allow such a tv programme to be on.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 11/29/07 at 4:19 pm


For a start the BBC will not allow such a tv programme to be on.



Why Not?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/07 at 4:24 pm



Why Not?
It is a long story, the BBC is funded by the TV Licence, which of everything is government based. It has been the policy of no adverts since the BBC began back in the 1920's.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 11/29/07 at 4:25 pm


It is a long story, the BBC is funded by the TV Licence, which of everything is government based. It has been the policy of no adverts since the BBC began back in the 1920's.


What do they show instead?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/29/07 at 4:58 pm


What do they show instead?
Traliers for their own programmes and their own products.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: loki 13 on 12/22/07 at 11:34 am

Why do the most insipid threads garner the most responses?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 12/23/07 at 6:09 pm


Why do the most insipid threads garner the most responses?


I don't know.  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 12/24/07 at 7:40 am


Why do the most insipid threads garner the most responses?
totally not true! i start loads of insipid threads that everyone ignores. :P

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/24/07 at 6:22 pm

If Hillary gets to be president will she and Bill still be brother and sister?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 12/24/07 at 8:31 pm

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah. Someone's in the kitchen I know. Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah strumming on the old banjo.


Does the singer know the person in the kitchen or is he just aware of their presence?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/24/07 at 9:23 pm

If dropped cats always land feet first and buttered bread when dropped always lands face down, then what happens when you strap a piece of butter bread on a cat's back and drop the cat?

Hint - It's easier to just butter the cat, unless you are alone or with someone.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/25/07 at 12:48 am


If dropped cats always land feet first and buttered bread when dropped always lands face down, then what happens when you strap a piece of butter bread on a cat's back and drop the cat?


"After about 15 floors, we found it didn't really matter which side of the bread was buttered, nor which part of the cat we stapled it to."
- Your Dog

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 12/25/07 at 6:53 am


If dropped cats always land feet first and buttered bread when dropped always lands face down, then what happens when you strap a piece of butter bread on a cat's back and drop the cat?

Hint - It's easier to just butter the cat, unless you are alone or with someone.


Why would I put butter on a cat?  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/25/07 at 9:15 am

So he don't stick to the skillet.  ::)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 12/25/07 at 10:22 am


If dropped cats always land feet first and buttered bread when dropped always lands face down, then what happens when you strap a piece of butter bread on a cat's back and drop the cat?

Hint - It's easier to just butter the cat, unless you are alone or with someone.
when are you ever neither alone nor with someone? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 12/25/07 at 10:34 am


when are you ever neither alone nor with someone? ???


when you're dead? 

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 12/25/07 at 11:11 am

Why am I reading all of this?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/25/07 at 11:42 am

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Tia on 12/25/07 at 12:10 pm


when you're dead?   
so when you die your cat gets buttered?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/25/07 at 2:09 pm


when you're dead?   


No, because you're going to be either alone or with others then!

You just won't realize it.

That reminds me, there are these Christmas lights that have a tag that reads, "For indoor and outdoor use ONLY."

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 12/25/07 at 4:22 pm

Why does my laundromat have a sign that reads don't put children in the children in the dryer... are there a lot of parents doing that?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/25/07 at 4:23 pm

Why do the drive up ATM machines have braile for the sight challenged?

Why do they have signs in places that say "No dogs allowed except for seeing eye dogs".  And just who are these signs for?

Why do they have "do not eat" on something that looks like it belongs in the junk drawer of a yard sale?

We know the speed of light, so what is the speed of dark?

What does one add to powered water?

Ever see a sign on the road that says "Eat here - get gas"?

Does "morbid" mean to make a higher offer and is "asphalt" a rectal problem?

And why do we drive on "parkways" and park on "driveways"?

How close can one park to a factory that makes fire plugs?

And if you park in a tow-away zone will the entire area be gone when you return?

Also - What exactly do those signs mean that say "Hospital Parking"?

Some of the same questions here:  http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/samcooke10.shtml

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 12/25/07 at 4:25 pm

What is powdered water?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/25/07 at 4:27 pm


What is powdered water?


Not really sure - but I want some.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: TigerMystic on 12/25/07 at 4:44 pm

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 12/25/07 at 4:45 pm

why does California DMV allow you to register a car if you don't have a license?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/25/07 at 5:08 pm


What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?


It would be something like this:

Hair: Sparse
Eyes: either two or blood shot
Sex: Any time I can get lucky
Weight: Can't

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 12/26/07 at 3:40 pm

Why can't it be warm all year round?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/26/07 at 3:46 pm


Why can't it be warm all year round?


It can be - just simply MOVE where the WARM is.  I did.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 12/26/07 at 3:47 pm


It can be - just simply MOVE where the WARM is.  I did.



Or Death Valley California.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/26/07 at 3:49 pm



Or Death Valley California.


You said warm - Death Valley is HOT - like worse than Africa HOT

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 12/26/07 at 3:58 pm


You said warm - Death Valley is HOT - like worse than Africa HOT


Better than spending winter here in New York.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/26/07 at 4:04 pm


Better than spending winter here in New York.


New York!  Git a rope.  :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/27/07 at 5:17 am

Dah Nile - Is it a river in Egypt or a dork guy named Nile answering the question "What is your name"?

http://www.mr-helper.com/images/dork2_brown.jpg

Nile

http://www.truecolorearth.com/tce-Nile-River-delta.jpg

Dork River

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 12/27/07 at 6:18 am


Not really sure - but I want some.


Me Too. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/27/07 at 7:13 am

If you had a brain transplant would you know it?


Brain Salad Surgery?

http://www.proteinpower.com/drmd_blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/gyros-blog-size.jpg

During transplant surgery

http://img.hexus.net/v2/cpu/amd/fx60/images/hector-fx.jpg

Full Recovery?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 12/27/07 at 4:41 pm

How come they don't sell "finger food"?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/27/07 at 7:24 pm


How come they don't sell "finger food"?


I think you need to google finger transplants for that question.  ;)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/29/07 at 4:56 pm

A hunter starts at point "A" and travels 2 miles south.  He then travels 4 miles west and shoots a bear.  He drags bear two miles north and he is back where he started from.  Where is his starting point and what color is the bear?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 12/30/07 at 6:06 pm


A hunter starts at point "A" and travels 2 miles south.  He then travels 4 miles west and shoots a bear.  He drags bear two miles north and he is back where he started from.  Where is his starting point and what color is the bear?


usually its north pole and white... but considering he could be anywhere but the south pole and travel south west then north I could say california and brown... 

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/30/07 at 6:14 pm


usually its north pole and white... but considering he could be anywhere but the south pole and travel south west then north I could say california and brown... 


That would be just about right for California.   ;)

Bonus question:  What group had an album called "Brain Salad Surgery"?  No Googling please.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: loki 13 on 12/30/07 at 7:55 pm



Bonus question:  What group had an album called "Brain Salad Surgery"?  No Googling please.



               E  L  P
             E    L  P  P
          E       L  P    P
         EEEE   L  P     P
          E       L  P     P
             E    L  P    P
               E  L  P   P
                   L P P
                   L P
                   LLLL
                     P
                     P


Okay, can you tell I'm bored. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/30/07 at 9:23 pm



               E  L  P
             E    L  P  P
          E       L  P    P
         EEEE   L  P     P
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                     P
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Okay, can you tell I'm bored. ;D


Very nice and correct.  Clap-clap,  Someone else please ask a question.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 12/30/07 at 10:24 pm

How many people has your mirror seen?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/31/07 at 5:10 am


How many people has your mirror seen?


Hmmm - Let me reflect on that a bit...

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 12/31/07 at 5:14 am

Would a vampire's image be reflected in his mirror when he is not in view of it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 12/31/07 at 6:23 am


That would be just about right for California.   ;)

Bonus question:  What group had an album called "Brain Salad Surgery"?  No Googling please.


Talking Heads?  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 01/01/08 at 12:06 am


Would a vampire's image be reflected in his mirror when he is not in view of it?


If vamps image can't be reflected how come they show up on video and photos?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/01/08 at 4:02 am


That would be just about right for California.   ;)

Bonus question:  What group had an album called "Brain Salad Surgery"?  No Googling please.


No Googling... but what about Yahoo! ?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 01/01/08 at 4:03 am

since its already in the form of a question couldn't we just got to ask.com?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 01/01/08 at 4:55 am


If vamps image can't be reflected how come they show up on video and photos?


Because Hollywood does it with "Smoke & Mirrors".  When they do the vamps they simply drop the mirrors.

Is it possible to have been born so far out in the sticks that it had to be done by proxy?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/01/08 at 9:22 am

Why do Vampires hate garlic?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: DoRitos on 01/01/08 at 9:55 am


Why do Vampires hate garlic?


Garlic posesses properties that have a thining effect on the blood - It's like Ragu sauce - not thick and pasty tasty.

Now back to being born by proxy - anyone?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/09/08 at 5:43 am


Why do Vampires hate garlic?
...only with onions.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/09/08 at 6:34 am

Why do bus drivers repeat "Move To The Rear Of The Bus"when it's crowded but passengers hardly ever listen?  ??? ::)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/09/08 at 6:47 am


Why do bus drivers repeat "Move To The Rear Of The Bus"when it's crowded but passengers hardly ever listen?  ??? ::)
...because the passengers are to be busy yapping and do not hear the driver's instructions.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/09/08 at 7:13 am


...because the passengers are to be busy yapping and do not hear the driver's instructions.


They should pay attention more often.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/09/08 at 10:06 am


They should pay attention more often.
Does the driver carry a megaphone on the bus?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wsmith4 on 01/09/08 at 10:26 am

Why we have to work??

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 01/09/08 at 1:53 pm


Why we have to work??


well you don't HAVE to work..if you want to be homeless and don't need to eat regularly you can quit your job.... unfortunately I am attached to my stuff so I have to work to keep it!

Why can't I win the lottery so I can keep my stuff and not have to work?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/09/08 at 2:01 pm


well you don't HAVE to work..if you want to be homeless and don't need to eat regularly you can quit your job.... unfortunately I am attached to my stuff so I have to work to keep it!

Why can't I win the lottery so I can keep my stuff and not have to work?
You do have to work so that you can be a lottery ticket.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/10/08 at 7:15 am


Why we have to work??


To keep busy and give ourselves some structure.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/10/08 at 7:15 am


Does the driver carry a megaphone on the bus?


he does have a microphone.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/10/08 at 12:22 pm


he does have a microphone.
The driver does need to have the full command of the passengers.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/11/08 at 3:03 pm


The driver does need to have the full command of the passengers.



There's a special microphone by where he sits.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/11/08 at 4:14 pm



There's a special microphone by where he sits.
...or how about shouting to catch their attention?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/12/08 at 6:34 am


...or how about shouting to catch their attention?



He does that sometimes.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/12/08 at 1:02 pm



He does that sometimes.
Is standing allowed on the bus?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/13/08 at 5:03 pm


Is standing allowed on the bus?


unless you're a passenger.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 01/13/08 at 9:03 pm


What's in the ingredients of Humble Pie? ???


Crow!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/14/08 at 3:36 am


unless you're a passenger.
Of course some passengers are welcome walk behind the bus.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/14/08 at 6:41 am


Crow!



I've heard the expression "eat crow".

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 01/14/08 at 8:24 am

                                         
                                            :)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/28/08 at 4:44 pm



I've heard the expression "eat crow".
Tell me more?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/28/08 at 6:02 pm


Tell me more?


maybe someone else can explain it.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 01/28/08 at 6:48 pm

Philip, to eat crow is kind of like to own up to doing something wrong and be shamefaced about it.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/28/08 at 10:09 pm

Who's bored?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 01/28/08 at 10:19 pm

Are you?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 01/28/08 at 11:00 pm

How is it we are here ? Hey !  >:(  don't anyone answer that. This IS a rhetorical thread.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1090000/images/_1094606_mcenroe_allsport150.jpg
"What ! ? You CANNOT be serious !  >:(






http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1035000/images/_1039480_mcenroe150.jpg
Deducted a point ! I was being rhetorical ! Talking to MYSELF !  :\'(



Or maybe I was just singing a Moody Blues song off of 'Question of Balance' ?  ???    :-\\  Well, I HAVE been known to be a fan of their music.  8)

;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 01/28/08 at 11:10 pm


How is it we are here ? Hey !  >:(  don't anyone answer that. This IS a rhetorical thread.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1090000/images/_1094606_mcenroe_allsport150.jpg
"What ! ? You CANNOT be serious !  >:(






http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1035000/images/_1039480_mcenroe150.jpg
Deducted a point ! I was being rhetorical ! Talking to MYSELF !   :\'(



Or maybe I was just singing a Moody Blues song off of 'Question of Balance' ?  ???    :-\\  Well, I HAVE been known to be a fan of their music.   8)

;D


I'm glad of that -----I've even got some of their old DVD's where they were hippies playing in smoke-filled coffehouses.  And funny you should bring up that album...I was thinking of a song off it on another question. I should get some images of them. Can you tell that I'm as fan, but didn't know they  were around til they were getting up there.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 01/28/08 at 11:22 pm


I'm glad of that -----I've even got some of their old DVD's where they were hippies playing in smoke-filled coffehouses.  And funny you should bring up that album...I was thinking of a song off it on another question. I should get some images of them. Can you tell that I'm as fan, but didn't know they  were around til they were getting up there.





HEY ! This is SUPPOSED  to be rhetorical !    >:(



http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/networkmadashell1.JPG

I'm as mad as hell ! .... AND I'm NOT gonna take it anymore !  >:(






Well, ....




















http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8044/madwmtellcopybl7.jpg
maybe just 'mad'  ???    :-\\  :P






I have their 'Red Rocks' DVD ..... and had ALL of the 'core 7' (Days of Future thru Seventh Sojourn)  / knew most (maybe all)  of the lyrics.  'To our Children's' is possibly my fave album ever.  8)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 01/29/08 at 5:59 am




HEY ! This is SUPPOSED  to be rhetorical !    >:(



http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/networkmadashell1.JPG

I'm as mad as hell ! .... AND I'm NOT gonna take it anymore !  >:(






Well, ....




















http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8044/madwmtellcopybl7.jpg
maybe just 'mad'  ???    :-\\   :P






I have their 'Red Rocks' DVD ..... and had ALL of the 'core 7' (Days of Future thru Seventh Sojourn)  / knew most (maybe all)  of the lyrics.  'To our Children's' is possibly my fave album ever.  8)


I really didn't expect to find a die-hard Moody Blues fan here.  ;) And that was a rhetorical run-on sentence  ??? ??? ??????  ??? ??? ??? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/29/08 at 6:02 am




HEY ! This is SUPPOSED  to be rhetorical !    >:(

Well, ....








http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8044/madwmtellcopybl7.jpg
maybe just 'mad'  ???    :-\\   :P

What me worry!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 01/29/08 at 7:02 am


I really didn't expect to find a die-hard Moody Blues fan here.  ;) And that was a rhetorical run-on sentence  ??? ??? ??????  ??? ??? ??? ???




What ? 'Die-hard' Moody Blues fan ?  There must be some mistake.  :-\\



































http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2006/10/02/live-free-die-hard.jpg
No mistake, 'Mister'.  :-[ Sad to say,  :-[  I like them too !

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/29/08 at 7:05 am


Are you?



No,not really.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 01/29/08 at 7:08 am



No,not really.


Am I what?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/29/08 at 7:08 am


Am I what?


bored.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 01/29/08 at 7:09 am




What ? 'Die-hard' Moody Blues fan ?  There must be some mistake.  :-\\



































http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2006/10/02/live-free-die-hard.jpg
No mistake, 'Mister'.   :-[ Sad to say,  :-[  I like them too !


Okay...you just like them.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/29/08 at 7:11 am

Can a woodchuck upchuck wood? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 01/29/08 at 7:13 am

Now, just where have all the middle aged cute men gone??

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/29/08 at 7:46 pm


Now, just where have all the middle aged cute men gone??


Here.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 01/29/08 at 8:01 pm


Here.


;D  I thought you said you were a teen.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/29/08 at 8:10 pm


;D  I thought you said you were a teen.


Did I? Or did I imply I was a teen without saying so? Or did I mean "There are cute middle-aged men here, though I am not one" when I said "Here?"

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 01/29/08 at 8:19 pm


Did I? Or did I imply I was a teen without saying so? Or did I mean "There are cute middle-aged men here, though I am not one" when I said "Here?"


No, probably something I misintrepreted.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/29/08 at 8:37 pm


No, probably something I misintrepreted.


:P No. I'm a teen. I'm just playing with you.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 01/29/08 at 8:43 pm


:P No. I'm a teen. I'm just playing with you.

Now, lookee...I've had my leg pulled enough today.  ;D

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh93/adagio_photos/garfield_computer.jpg?t=1201660755

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Stompgal on 01/30/08 at 4:02 am

Questions I particularly find rhetorical are, "Did you?" and, "Has she?" or something along those lines. For example, if I tell a guy who works at my house that I had to wait ages for the bus to take me to Waitrose, he simply asks, "Did you?" It's wound me up so much that I no longer have to say anything whenever he asked me that question.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/30/08 at 6:37 am


Now, just where have all the middle aged cute men gone??


My avatar says it all. ;)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 01/30/08 at 6:36 pm


Questions I particularly find rhetorical are, "Did you?" and, "Has she?" or something along those lines. For example, if I tell a guy who works at my house that I had to wait ages for the bus to take me to Waitrose, he simply asks, "Did you?" It's wound me up so much that I no longer have to say anything whenever he asked me that question.


Or "Oh?"

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 01/30/08 at 8:49 pm


Now, lookee...I've had my leg pulled enough today.  ;D

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh93/adagio_photos/garfield_computer.jpg?t=1201660755


Did it hurt?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 01/30/08 at 8:51 pm


My avatar says it all. ;)


do you consider yourself middle aged Howard? I think you have few years before attaining that particular goal. 


Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/31/08 at 3:48 am

Do grass snakes only eat grass?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/31/08 at 7:22 am


do you consider yourself middle aged Howard? I think you have few years before attaining that particular goal. 





Well,I'm almost 34 so that's still young? ??? ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 01/31/08 at 7:51 pm


Well,I'm almost 34 so that's still young? ??? ;D


its older than young but younger than middle aged...so I guess you're post-young or pre-old.  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 01/31/08 at 7:58 pm

But not really old.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/01/08 at 6:12 am


Do grass snakes only eat grass?
Grass Snakes feed on tadpoles, frogs and toads, as well as fish, newts, and occasionally mice and small birds. Most hunting is done underwater, and prey is typically swallowed alive.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 02/01/08 at 6:18 am


its older than young but younger than middle aged...so I guess you're post-young or pre-old.  ;D


I guess you could call it that. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/01/08 at 2:36 pm

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/01/08 at 3:21 pm

If we visit a different country, we are considered tourist...if you shoot us...there goes the money we would have spent, that's why!!!!!! >:( >:(

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 02/01/08 at 3:23 pm


If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?


Why would you want to?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/01/08 at 3:25 pm

Ignore my post, will ya?  I'll show you!!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 02/01/08 at 5:43 pm

In a rhetorical thread ..... can anyone really be ignored .... since the questions are ostensibly directed at oneself / wondering out aloud ?

That statement ^ is probably not directed at the person above me .... and requires no response or attention .... Just talking to myself !  :P  ;D 

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/01/08 at 6:43 pm


If we visit a different country, we are considered tourist...if you shoot us...there goes the money we would have spent, that's why!!!!!! >:( >:(

Ignore my post, will ya?  I'll show you!!
Do you mean this post?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/01/08 at 6:51 pm


In a rhetorical thread ..... can anyone really be ignored .... since the questions are ostensibly directed at oneself / wondering out aloud ?

That statement ^ is probably not directed at the person above me .... and requires no response or attention .... Just talking to myself !  :P   ;D 


That was the intention!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/01/08 at 6:57 pm


In a rhetorical thread ..... can anyone really be ignored .... since the questions are ostensibly directed at oneself / wondering out aloud ?

That statement ^ is probably not directed at the person above me .... and requires no response or attention .... Just talking to myself !  :P   ;D 


I don't know WHAT I'm going to do with you!!  Words fail me.  I was waiting for you to post something, but not THAT!!!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 02/01/08 at 7:03 pm

< Wonders whether certain people ... make that a certain person ...... has seen his latest thread .... which so far has no response ..... maybe because it transpires  ..... < (was unaware or had forgotten) that there is a very similar thread addressing that topic  :-[

Anyhow, certain person is welcome to post a bunch of emoticons / whatever to express their feelings and frustrations there. Can be their own personal punching bag thread ?  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/01/08 at 7:12 pm


< Wonders whether certain people ... make that a certain person ...... has seen his latest thread .... which so far has no response ..... maybe because it transpires  ..... < (was unaware or had forgotten) that there is a very similar thread addressing that topic  :-[

Anyhow, certain person is welcome to post a bunch of emoticons / whatever to express their feelings and frustrations there. Can be their own personal punching bag thread ?   ???


Be specific...who ignored you and where?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/02/08 at 2:55 am

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 02/02/08 at 6:09 am


If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?


That'll never happen.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/02/08 at 7:22 am


That'll never happen.
Would it's throat be horse?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 02/02/08 at 3:22 pm

Why do they call it "sloppy seconds"?  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/02/08 at 6:03 pm


Why do they call it "sloppy seconds"?  ???


Because the passion and meticulous planning has all gone into the first one.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/03/08 at 7:13 am


Why do they call it "sloppy seconds"?  ???
The custard is always runny.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/03/08 at 3:13 pm


The custard is always runny.


Well, that's gross.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/03/08 at 4:27 pm


Well, that's gross.


Don't you just LOVE  runny custard?  :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/03/08 at 8:02 pm


Don't you just LOVE  runny custard?   :D


No, I prefer mine solid and sticky.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/03/08 at 8:07 pm

Actually, I do too;  I forget that irony and sarcasm don't translate into text.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/03/08 at 8:11 pm


Actually, I do too;  I forget that irony and sarcasm don't translate into text.


Well, now I'm not sure what you meant.

I figured you were talking about semen as I was, but then I was being ironic by lying about liking it solid.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/03/08 at 8:14 pm

Is custard some kind of euphamism?  :-[  I was talking about the actual dessert, silly me.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/03/08 at 8:42 pm

Or to put it better...

http://s254.photobucket.com/albums/hh93/adagio_photos/th_wwwdesignstopcom.jpg



(but it's ok...you don't know me yet)

you didn't answer yet.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/03/08 at 9:26 pm


Or to put it better...

http://s254.photobucket.com/albums/hh93/adagio_photos/th_wwwdesignstopcom.jpg



(but it's ok...you don't know me yet)

you didn't answer yet.


I don't know what Philip meant, but it seemed awfully sexual.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/03/08 at 9:59 pm

Maybe so.....I'd better watch what I write.  No, anything could mean anything, darnit! :o

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/03/08 at 10:10 pm


Maybe so.....I'd better watch what I write.  No, anything could mean anything, darnit! :o


Did you just say you're a tranny? I knew it.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/03/08 at 10:31 pm


Did you just say you're a tranny? I knew it.


What's a  tranny?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/03/08 at 10:46 pm

Oh well, no answer...  good night, Meat (what is your real name?).

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/04/08 at 1:39 am


I don't know what Philip meant, but it seemed awfully sexual.
Custard has never been sexy for me.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/04/08 at 1:40 am


What's a  tranny?
During the 60's and 70's a tranny was a Transistor Radio.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/04/08 at 5:30 am

So, I guess I am...been called worse. 

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 02/04/08 at 7:02 am


What's a  tranny?



A woman who has male genitals.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/04/08 at 7:07 am



A woman who has male genitals.
To be more precise, a cross-dresser.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/04/08 at 7:16 am



A woman who has male genitals.


Posted by: Philip Eno 
Insert Quote
Quote from: Howard on Today at 09:02:47 AM

A woman who has male genitals.

To be more precise, a cross-dresser.

................................................................

Now WHY would you think that?  eewww.  If that's your alls preference find someone who is.

>:( >:( >:(  That goes for Meat!...he brought up the subject.!!!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/04/08 at 7:12 pm


Posted by: Philip Eno 
Insert Quote
Quote from: Howard on Today at 09:02:47 AM

A woman who has male genitals.

To be more precise, a cross-dresser.

................................................................

Now WHY would you think that?  eewww.  If that's your alls preference find someone who is.

>:( >:( >:(  That goes for Meat!...he brought up the subject.!!!



Not a woman with male genitals. It's a cross-dresser.

And the preference part is subjective. It doesn't have to be gross!

Just like if somebody called you funny, you could take that as a good or bad thing, depending on your taste.

Plus, if that were my preference, I wouldn't appreciate you saying that stuff! >=O

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/04/08 at 7:30 pm


Not a woman with male genitals. It's a cross-dresser.

And the preference part is subjective. It doesn't have to be gross!

Just like if somebody called you funny, you could take that as a good or bad thing, depending on your taste.

Plus, if that were my preference, I wouldn't appreciate you saying that stuff! >=O
iiInstead of showing a sourpuss face, when you said that to me you could have just  said...just joking.  And I had to ask here because you didn't answer.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/04/08 at 7:40 pm


iiInstead of showing a sourpuss face, when you said that to me you could have just  said...just joking.  And I had to ask here because you didn't answer.


Well, I have since told you so, and it still isn't very nice to the select few who might be into that...  :-X

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/04/08 at 7:46 pm


Well, I have since told you so, and it still isn't very nice to the select few who might be into that...  :-X



Sure...about 8 hours later...you really should clear those things up ...like saying j/k...n that 1st post!  No more talk, please!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/04/08 at 11:36 pm



Sure...about 8 hours later...you really should clear those things up ...like saying j/k...n that 1st post!  No more talk, please!



XD The boy does have to go to school, yanno...

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/04/08 at 11:47 pm



XD The boy does have to go to school, yanno...


I was talking to Dom.  :)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 02/04/08 at 11:49 pm


I was talking to Dom.   :)



I guess you were unaware that I fused Dominic and I together about three months after we started talking. Seriously, he'll tell you himself.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/05/08 at 4:36 pm



I guess you were unaware that I fused Dominic and I together about three months after we started talking. Seriously, he'll tell you himself.


However, we lost a leg in the process.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/05/08 at 5:45 pm

Electric sockets anyone?  You tewo don't be so defensive.  That's my job. ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/05/08 at 7:54 pm


Electric sockets anyone?  You tewo don't be so defensive.  That's my job. ;D


Defensive by losing a leg? You've lost me thar.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/05/08 at 8:02 pm


Defensive by losing a leg? You've lost me thar.


I think you're losing me........>

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/05/08 at 8:04 pm


I think you're losing me........>


Ah, the way rhetorics should be! I wonder if that's a word... Let me check.
It is, but it doesn't mean what I thought it did. =/

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 02/05/08 at 8:15 pm

If one 'takes oneself in hand' .... do they 'talk to the hand'.  ??? 

Could THAT be said to be rhetorical.  :-\\

Don't answer  >:( ..  this post  is rhetorical !  :P < tongue is sticking out at <    ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/05/08 at 8:21 pm

I noticed no rhetorical talk going on.  For shame... :-X :-\\ >:( :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/06/08 at 2:12 am

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 02/06/08 at 7:07 am


Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?


Cause you want to hear what the person is saying.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/06/08 at 7:10 am


Cause you want to hear what the person is saying.
You are looking for the address, as on a road map, etc.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 02/06/08 at 7:41 am


You are looking for the address, as on a road map, etc.


sometimes that person may talk too low.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Green Lantern on 02/06/08 at 8:15 am


sometimes that person may talk too low.




Maybe they've got BIG balls ?  ???  :P  :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/06/08 at 9:09 am


sometimes that person may talk too low.
You may ask a person, but in this case, the driver still turns down the radio when he looks at his raod map.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 02/18/08 at 5:17 pm


Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?



Maybe he wants to concentrate and the music fills his head...


What I want to know is why...when you're in a car with others and someone says "do you smell that?"  why does the driver turn down the radio?



Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/18/08 at 6:56 pm

;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/18/08 at 9:36 pm



Maybe he wants to concentrate and the music fills his head...


What I want to know is why...when you're in a car with others and someone says "do you smell that?"  why does the driver turn down the radio?






Ah, I answered this in my "ask me questions~!" thread. Music uses so many parts of your brain that your senses are a little preoccupied by it and you need to stop it to use your other senses.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/19/08 at 5:24 am



Maybe he wants to concentrate and the music fills his head...


What I want to know is why...when you're in a car with others and someone says "do you smell that?"  why does the driver turn down the radio?




I usually like to listen to the music...

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/19/08 at 9:01 pm


I usually like to listen to the music...


It's easier to focus on other things while listening to music you don't know.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/20/08 at 2:26 am


It's easier to focus on other things while listening to music you don't know.
When doing some important work on the computer and I need inspiration, I find that Beethoven helps me.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/20/08 at 5:55 am

It helps me to listen to nothing...then I can concentrate.

Here's a rhetorical statement. Why do some people put on their glasses to hear people on the phone?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/20/08 at 6:03 am


It helps me to listen to nothing...then I can concentrate.

Here's a rhetorical statement. Why do some people put on their glasses to hear people on the phone?
To read the number of the caller on the phone or to be ready when to write notes on a piece of paper.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/20/08 at 6:06 am

You're online?  I thought I stumbled into the Twilight Zone here.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/20/08 at 6:22 am


You're online?  I thought I stumbled into the Twilight Zone here.
Yes, back online, I just dashed to the television to watch the news.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/20/08 at 6:25 am


Yes, back online, I just dashed to the television to watch the news.


Where is everyone else?  There are usually more people.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/20/08 at 6:26 am


Where is everyone else?  There are usually more people.
They hopefully will arrive in time.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/20/08 at 6:30 am

What do you do when the majority of people here are sleeping?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/20/08 at 6:33 am


What do you do when the majority of people here are sleeping?
New York would be around 7:30am and Los Angeles will be about 3:30am.

Al, who normally here, is MIA.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: adagio on 02/20/08 at 6:39 am


New York would be around 7:30am and Los Angeles will be about 3:30am.

Al, who normally here, is MIA.




I know that Jeff shows up later, depending on his classes.  Any reason for Alan being MIA?  Last I saw he was in pop culture, but don't know if that time was his or not.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/16/08 at 10:38 am


Any reason for Alan being MIA? 
It was never solved.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 03/19/08 at 10:41 am


How could TV Land pre-empt Leave it to Beaver for a rerun of High School Reunion....don't they know I look forward to my daily dose of the Beav...  >:(

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/28/08 at 5:35 am


How could TV Land pre-empt Leave it to Beaver for a rerun of High School Reunion....don't they know I look forward to my daily dose of the Beav...  >:(


Have you complained to the TV Company yet?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 03/29/08 at 11:32 pm


Have you complained to the TV Company yet?



I was going to complain if they were taking it out of the line up but they didn't do that so I am okay now....eventually someone will give me the DVDs or I willl finally buy them for myself.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 04/02/08 at 4:51 pm

just wondering    I can move foreward and I can move backward.  which way would I be going if I moved Howard?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/02/08 at 5:28 pm


just wondering    I can move foreward and I can move backward.  which way would I be going if I moved Howard?


In between down and up.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 04/02/08 at 5:40 pm

down and up?  would I need an elevator or Wonkavator or something?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 04/02/08 at 8:01 pm


down and up?  would I need an elevator or Wonkavator or something?


karma for the wonkavator....


;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 04/02/08 at 10:16 pm


karma for the wonkavator....


;D


thought you might like that. 

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/03/08 at 3:44 am

Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/09/08 at 7:32 am


just wondering    I can move foreward and I can move backward.  which way would I be going if I moved Howard?
Has it gone forward now?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/12/08 at 4:15 am

Where are the snows of yesteryear?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/20/08 at 8:53 am

What was that question Howard asked in a different topic yesterday?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/27/08 at 8:34 am


Where are the snows of yesteryear?


The snows of today.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/27/08 at 8:42 am


The snows of today.
...or the snows of days to come?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 05/03/08 at 12:52 am


...or the snows of days to come?


That, as well.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/08 at 5:40 am

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 05/17/08 at 10:52 am

^ Maybe they just tee off in their spare time

If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/17/08 at 11:01 am



If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?


The remainder ?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 05/17/08 at 12:02 pm

^ d is the answer I have came up with so far.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 06/21/08 at 4:22 am

Where do the Starbucks staff take there coffee breaks?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 06/21/08 at 10:49 am

In the toilet?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/01/08 at 5:42 am


Where do the Starbucks staff take there coffee breaks?
Outside Pret-A-Manger ?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Andria on 11/07/08 at 10:36 am


What's in the ingredients of Humble Pie? ???


Originally, it was the internal organs of deer and hogs, scraps left over from butchering those animals, and some seasonings.  8-P It was originally intended for servants in Britain at least 300 years ago, and it was originally called umble pie, after the word "umbles", which is a synonym for the word "offal".  "Umbles" is no longer in use to the best of my knowledge, and umble pie was changed to humble pie thanks to certain British dialects that do not pronounce the letter "H" when it is the starting letter of a word.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: greenjello74 on 11/07/08 at 12:55 pm

Do insane people know they are insane?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/08/08 at 1:00 am


Do insane people know they are insane?


It usually takes an external affirmation before they can know; sometimes they feel insane and sometimes they don't, depending on the person.

But if you're told by multiple people you're literally insane, you'd probably believe it.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 12/22/08 at 12:24 am

beyond a shadow of a doubt  What kind of shadow does a doubt have?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 01/18/09 at 6:47 pm



can shadows be seen in the dark?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/19/09 at 9:22 am



can shadows be seen in the dark?
Shadows on a moonlit night?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/19/09 at 9:24 am



can shadows be seen in the dark?

Shadows on a moonlit night?
I'm being followed by a moon shadow.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 01/21/09 at 12:59 am


I'm being followed by a moon shadow.


moonshadow, moonshadow  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/25/09 at 3:54 am

How high is the moon?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/25/09 at 7:30 am

how high is the sky?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 07/30/09 at 3:40 am


how high is the sky?
Can it be answered?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 07/30/09 at 7:31 am


Can it be answered?


I'm sure someone could.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 2:13 am

Can you really catch the wind?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/10/09 at 7:30 am


Can you really catch the wind?


It's not possible.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 11:54 am

Is it cold during a blizzard in January?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/10/09 at 12:12 pm


Can you really catch the wind?
The wind can catch you.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 12:25 pm

Will the world crumble under the weight of all the National Geographic magazines?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 08/10/09 at 1:32 pm


Can you really catch the wind?

nope because its already gone

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/10/09 at 3:52 pm


Is it cold during a blizzard in January?


of course it is.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 3:54 pm

Is everyone was insane..would everyone be sane them?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 08/10/09 at 3:54 pm


of course it is.


wasn't that question rhetorical?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/10/09 at 4:09 pm


wasn't that question rhetorical?


no that was an obvious question.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 4:13 pm

Is everyone has 15 fingers on each hand, would that be normal?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/10/09 at 4:14 pm


Is everyone has 15 fingers on each hand, would that be normal?


it would seem odd to me.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 1:03 am


it would seem odd to me.

so 14 fingers would be "even" to you?  ;)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/11/09 at 7:32 am


so 14 fingers would be "even" to you?  ;)


Yes It would.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/11/09 at 7:32 am

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Real babies,duh!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 11:52 am

If apple juice comes from an apple, shouldn't cow juice come from a cow?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/11/09 at 12:18 pm

Is Teachers Whiskey made from teachers?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 12:25 pm

Why to we park in a driveway but drive on a parkway?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/11/09 at 12:31 pm

Why do we walk in a forward direction on a sidewalk?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 12:33 pm

Since some people are afraid of heights, how come no one is afraid of widths?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/11/09 at 3:10 pm


If apple juice comes from an apple, shouldn't cow juice come from a cow?


Well yeah,I mean meat comes from a cow.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 3:11 pm


Well yeah,I mean meat comes from a cow.

Milk = Cow juice

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/11/09 at 3:12 pm


Milk = Cow juice


that seems weird.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 5:32 pm

How JUMBO can schrimp be?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/12/09 at 7:34 am

If you run backwards will you gain weight?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: ninny on 08/12/09 at 8:12 am

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/12/09 at 12:37 pm

Can you really feel love?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Bobo on 08/12/09 at 12:37 pm

Can you feel it?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/12/09 at 12:41 pm

Why isn't palindrome a palindrome?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/12/09 at 2:40 pm


Can you feel it?


I can feel it.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/12/09 at 3:00 pm

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/skeletons-in-closet.png

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/12/09 at 3:02 pm


http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/skeletons-in-closet.png


There might be skeletons in the closet.  :o

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/12/09 at 3:11 pm

Was that a rhetorical question?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: snozberries on 08/12/09 at 4:16 pm


http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/skeletons-in-closet.png


HEY!  Stay outta my closet!!!!

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/13/09 at 12:19 am

Is this a good website?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/13/09 at 7:06 am

Do chickens really cross the road?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/13/09 at 12:25 pm


Do chickens really cross the road?

If a chicken doesn't cross the road, are they chicken?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: ninny on 08/13/09 at 1:47 pm

When will I see you again?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/13/09 at 2:57 pm

Why are cigarettes sold in Gas stations when smoking isn't allowed?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/13/09 at 2:58 pm


If a chicken doesn't cross the road, are they chicken?


Yes,they are chicken.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/13/09 at 3:08 pm


Yes,they are chicken.

But if a human is "chicken" to cross the road, is a chicken "human" to cross the road ?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/13/09 at 3:10 pm


But if a human is "chicken" to cross the road, is a chicken "human" to cross the road ?


I've never seen a human chicken before.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/13/09 at 3:12 pm


I've never seen a human chicken before.

The San Diego chicken?  (baseball mascot)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/13/09 at 3:13 pm


The San Diego chicken?  (baseball mascot)


Yes I guess that counts.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/13/09 at 3:15 pm


Yes I guess that counts.

Colonel Sanders?  :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/13/09 at 3:16 pm


Colonel Sanders?  :D


No,he made chicken.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/13/09 at 3:17 pm

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/13/09 at 3:18 pm


What's another word for Thesaurus?



You got me there.  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/13/09 at 3:50 pm



You got me there.  ???

That's because it's a rhetorical question

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/14/09 at 7:30 am

How come it never rains cats and dogs?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/14/09 at 2:17 pm

Can't everyone just get along?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/14/09 at 2:32 pm

Why can't we bring back sex cinema?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/14/09 at 2:43 pm

Where's my head gone to?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/14/09 at 2:46 pm


Where's my head gone to?


the local porn shop?  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/14/09 at 2:54 pm

Frank doesn't do pron.

Where is Howard's head?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/14/09 at 2:55 pm


Frank doesn't do pron.

Where is Howard's head?


that's not rhetorical.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/14/09 at 3:24 pm

What if they gave a war and nobody came?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 7:17 am

What's the square root of pi?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 12:51 pm

What did I do to deserve this?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 2:47 pm

Where is The Love?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 5:20 pm

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 6:06 pm


Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person that drives a race car is not called a racist?


That's something to think about.  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 6:22 pm

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 10:19 pm

No they take tea breaks.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/16/09 at 5:25 pm


No they take tea breaks.

If I worked in a tea place, I might want something different to drink.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/09 at 6:11 am


If I worked in a tea place, I might want something different to drink.



I'd rather have a nice cold Iced Tea with lemon and plenty of ice.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 08/17/09 at 10:12 am

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/17/09 at 6:16 pm


When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?


swiss?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 08/21/09 at 10:48 am

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 08/21/09 at 7:03 pm

Why does it have to rain?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/01/09 at 8:29 am


Why does it have to rain?
...on me?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 11/01/09 at 4:00 pm

Why do we keep getting a phone number 718 000 0000? ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/06/09 at 5:16 pm


Why do we keep getting a phone number 718 000 0000? ???
Tele Sales?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 11/06/09 at 7:10 pm


Tele Sales?


I also been getting a call from Phona Thon which is a telemarketing service called Ruffalo Cody.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/07/09 at 3:41 pm


I also been getting a call from Phona Thon which is a telemarketing service called Ruffalo Cody.
Can you have those calls barred on your phone?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 11/07/09 at 7:31 pm


Can you have those calls barred on your phone?


They keep calling.  ::)

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 11/10/09 at 1:26 am

Why do psychics have to ask for your name?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 11/10/09 at 5:46 am

Why is the sky blue?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/10/09 at 1:37 pm


Why is the sky blue?
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

As you look closer to the horizon, the sky appears much paler in color. To reach you, the scattered blue light must pass through more air. Some of it gets scattered away again in other directions. Less blue light reaches your eyes. The color of the sky near the horizon appears paler or white.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 11/10/09 at 1:52 pm

How come this thread is full of non rhetorical questions?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/10/09 at 1:53 pm


How come this thread is full of non rhetorical questions?
Because it is there?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 11/10/09 at 5:31 pm

Why do people park on a drivway but drive on a parkway?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Womble on 11/10/09 at 8:00 pm

Why were the gifted High School students in the TV show Head of the Class considered to be super-smart, geniuses when it took them 6 years to graduate the 12th grade?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 11/11/09 at 7:05 am


Why were the gifted High School students in the TV show Head of the Class considered to be super-smart, geniuses when it took them 6 years to graduate the 12th grade?


maybe it was a special school?  ;D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 12/11/09 at 11:20 pm

Why am I bumping this?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 12/12/09 at 12:02 am

Do you think Tiger Woods will be in the news tomorrow?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 12/12/09 at 7:23 am


Do you think Tiger Woods will be in the news tomorrow?



That ain't rhetorical.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 01/13/10 at 10:59 pm

Does Howard know what rhetorical is?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/14/10 at 7:14 am


Does Howard know what rhetorical is?


that ain't rhetorical either.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 01/14/10 at 1:26 pm

it ain't?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 01/14/10 at 7:10 pm

No it ain't.

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 04/06/10 at 10:31 pm

hmm?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 04/06/10 at 10:39 pm

Why am I reading this thread?

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 04/06/10 at 10:53 pm

that's something I cant answer

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Frank on 04/06/10 at 11:00 pm


that's something I cant answer

Wish we had a "rhetorical answer" thread  :D

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: Howard on 04/07/10 at 6:57 am

If whore is 1 whore are many of them considered whoreds (hoards)?  ???

Subject: Re: Rhetorical Questions Of The Day

Written By: wildcard on 04/07/10 at 10:31 am

whoropi?

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