Ladies and gentleman get excited...SMITE CLUB finally arrived!


This is the only club worth joining and these are the SMITE CLUB rules:

1st rule: You do not talk sheesh about the Smite Club!

2nd rule: Smite is the way you express your distaste for a fellow inthe00s member post,it will be the opposite of Karma.

3rd rule: You cannot smite yourself and you can only smite someone once a day.

4th rule: When you want to smite someone you make a post in this thread,e.g. "i smite Chucky G.". About once a week i'll try to do a count and post a SMITELOG.

5th rule: You can smite anyone you want,even members who didn't join,but you can only explain why here if that person agreed to participate.

6th rule: If you didn't agreed to be part of this you cannot smite or post asking why you were smitten.

7th rule: If you participate you get to confront the ones who smote you any way you like but don't forget the general boards rules. Go read them.

8th rule: There will be a The Smite Club Gang with all the members of the Smite Club that will be constantly updated so everyone knows who the brave ones are.

9th Rule: Do not, under any circumstances, question the Smite List. Doing so will result in a smite from possibly EVERYONE in the club. ;)

Let the games begin :D

Oh and kudos to Midas who came up with the club name :-*

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Members:

*Ash* 103
2kidsami  153
Al-B  87
Badfinger-Fan  148
barefootrobin  74
Belle du Jour    141
Below Average Dave  37
Big Nasty 72
Bobo  88
Bookmistress4ever  168
Dagwood/Dagnabbit    196
Dizzy/thereshegoes  134
Foo Bar    132
Frank  30
gibbo 114
Gis  167
greenjello 79
Henk  172
Howard  775
JamieMcBain  64
Jessica  194
Karen  184
Ladybug316  195
MaxwellSmart 91
Meat  129
Midas  387
nally  135
Philip Eno  98
Quirk  108
Red Ant  147
Reynolds1863  186
Rice Cube  157
seamermar 83
snozberries  366
Son of Tam  70
stepchan 74
Tam  260
Tia  236
Torey  33
wildcard  72
womble 34

Everyone else:

80sfan  4
90steen 1
Adagio 26
agoraphobicwacko 1
Appolonia  1
Arc  2
Archill25  1
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 5
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 7
CeramicsFanatic 1
Chasey  4
ChuckyG 6
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
Davey Thrashmister  1
DD (?) 8
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 18 + 1 super-duper bitchy smite
digger 4
Dude111    ∞
EmiLoca  1
Frenchie/Arc/Denise/Zap/Jack/Tami  2
Good Gal  1
guest cassie or whatever  7
GWBush2004 3
gypsy road 2
Haman Caiaphas  2
hawktheslayer 2
hot wax 1
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
kyle23 4
ladyhawk 1
Limblifter  1
Little devil rider 1
lyricboy 6
Macphisto 6
Marian 3
Marty McFly 42
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Mr. Cleveland 6
mushroom 3
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 10
nsr 1
philbo 2
philip eno 74
robocopth1 6
Ryan112390  1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 8
saver/iquestion ∞   23
seeburg220  1
SemperYoda  1
Sharky 2
shorssmant 1
statsqueen 5
Star500 2
sweet illest baby 11
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 4
whistledog 10
woops. 13
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1
... (aka elipses) 3

I smite you for steali--er, thank you. :)

Um, question...are we allowed to smite a general group of people (ie people who fall under a certain profile or behaviour) ?  ???

i smite midas for asking a question in the official smite thread. this should only be for smiting.

i smite rice for calling me ugly.

i smite mr. mister but i can't say why.

I smite you for steali--er, thank you. :)

Um, question...are we allowed to smite a general group of people (ie people who fall under a certain profile or behaviour) ?  ???


You should smite individually and the reason can be general,does that make sense?  ???
But remember reason for smite only if you smite those who joined the club. Those who didn't just put the names and let em do the guessing.

I smite Tia for not pointing out where it says in the rules that posts in this thread are for smiting ONLY. :D    And now that I've smited someone in my posts, someone please smite me or PM me as to where I should ask questions concerning Smite Club. ;D


Edit:  Perhaps nevermind, my question was answered.  The smite stands though! :P

I smite Reynolds for abandoning me the other morning without saying goodbye  ;)

i smite reynolds because nosenuggets smited her. :P

I smite Tamera for calling me nosenuggets.  ;D

lol. i wasn't fishin'!

i smite nosenuggets out of sheer petty retaliation.

this is a bloodbath!

I'd smite myself but..... rule three disallows it!  ;D

I'd smite myself but..... rule three disallows it!  ;D


I smite snozberries 'cuz she thinks she deserves it :D

I smite snozberries 'cuz she thinks she deserves it :D


a stat's a stat!  O0

somebody has to start taking potshots at the civilians, therefore i smite philip eno. i'm not at liberty to discuss the reason.

somebody has to start taking potshots at the civilians, therefore i smite philip eno. i'm not at liberty to discuss the reason.
you do realize you just opened up a can of whoop-ass, don't you.  ;)

I smite BF Mike because he's a sissy.

I smite Adagio.

I smite Meat because he's never around.

My first smite goes to saver.

I smite BF Mike because he's a sissy.

do I really wanna smite a girl?    ::)   


oh hell yeah!    I smite thee, Isabel for your blashphemous statement and I bet you like it.  go ahead, wipe the blood from your lip and taste it.     uh, I think I just got into this a little bit too much 

i'll give you some karma to ease the pain

do I really wanna smite a girl?    ::)   


oh hell yeah!    I smite thee, Isabel for your blashphemous statement and I bet you like it.  go ahead, wipe the blood from your lip and taste it.    uh, I think I just got into this a little bit too much 

i'll give you some karma to ease the pain


I smite BF Mike for evening out Izzy's karma!  What's the point?  Man up! :D

BTW, I gave you karamel yesterday ;D

I smite woops.

I'm in.  Since (by Rule 3) I can't smite myself, I'd suggest that someone who objected to my choice of motivational posters a few weeks ago, take advantage of the opportunity to do so.  But (by Rule 5) I figure that anyone wants to smite me, they should have the right (even if not the obligation) to explain it.

As for the poster and the incident in question, the potential smiter did a fair enough job of responding to it in the thread.  I ain't saying I'm sorry for posting it, ('cuz I'm not!)  And I ain't sayin' I'm not gonna post it again ('cuz I might!).  But let the record show that now that the smite club's open, I still owe 'em a free shot. 

I like the rules as written -- sooner or later, we're all bound to step on someone else's toes.  As for me, I'd much rather know what and why (by Rule 5) someone considered something smiteworthy, rather than merely that someone considered something as smiteworthy.

do I really wanna smite a girl?    ::)   


oh hell yeah!    I smite thee, Isabel for your blashphemous statement and I bet you like it.  go ahead, wipe the blood from your lip and taste it.     uh, I think I just got into this a little bit too much 

i'll give you some karma to ease the pain


You play goodie but i know the real you :P

I'm in.  Since (by Rule 3) I can't smite myself, I'd suggest that someone who objected to my choice of motivational posters a few weeks ago, take advantage of the opportunity to do so.  But (by Rule 5) I figure that anyone wants to smite me, they should have the right (even if not the obligation) to explain it.

As for the poster and the incident in question, the potential smiter did a fair enough job of responding to it in the thread.  I ain't saying I'm sorry for posting it, ('cuz I'm not!)  And I ain't sayin' I'm not gonna post it again ('cuz I might!).  But let the record show that now that the smite club's open, I still owe 'em a free shot. 

I like the rules as written -- sooner or later, we're all bound to step on someone else's toes.  As for me, I'd much rather know what and why (by Rule 5) someone considered something smiteworthy, rather than merely that someone considered something as smiteworthy.
oo! i objected to the poster! but then i thought the story of the photographer guy was really interesting which took some of the edge off. nevertheless i will smite foo bar, if for no other reason then because you seem to be asking for it. :P

I'd like to smite my ex! >:(

i'm going to smite howard for talking about having a camera down his pants. >:(

I'm smiting Mr. Mister.

And adagio.

here's the count so far.

Adagio 2
BF Mike 2
foo bar
howard
Isabel
Meat
Midas
Mr. Mister 2
philip eno
reynolds 2
rice
saver
Snozberries/nosenuggets 2
Tia 2
woops.

i smite rice for calling me ugly.

I smite you for marrying Steffi Graf.

Oh wait, that wasn't you...

I smite you for marrying Steffi Graf.

Oh wait, that wasn't you...
dag, i haven't heard that one in a while.  :)

i smite rice for leaving it unclear whether he actually smited me or not. thus

here's the count so far.

Adagio 2
BF Mike 2
foo bar
howard
Isabel
Meat
Midas
Mr. Mister 2
philip eno
reynolds 2
rice 2
saver
Snozberries/nosenuggets 2
Tia 2 1/2
woops.

I hereby smite all whiners and analwarriors.

wow! we gonna be here all day tabulating that one!

Alrighty then!!!

I smite Snozberries for not being the first one to vote on my Mountain Dew thread.  Being since I had the smitee in mind when I made it.

I smite Tam and Red Ant for not naming me "Drippy nose Confederate Deserter" like I suggested.  (The Civil War buff in me smites you too >:()

I also smite Isabel just so I can say I was the first one too.

I smite Tia and demand he'll do the count every week so i don't have to :P

I just notice Tam and Red Ant aren't in the smite club.  Perhaps they should get an invitation? 

for using my age in a post for his amusement, I smite gibbo from the outback.   


You broke the rules and now you have to remove your post,mister! >:(


I just notice Tam and Red Ant aren't in the smite club.  Perhaps they should get an invitation? 


Everyone is free to join,you take the reason back in the meantime,you smiteful woman :P

Darn right I'm a smiteful woman.  I didn't join this club to be a sissy.

Smite, smite, smite.  Go ahead and smite me for being smiteful.

I smite Tia and demand he'll do the count every week so i don't have to :P
http://i28.tinypic.com/6okazd.jpg

Darn right I'm a smiteful woman.  I didn't join this club to be a sissy.

Smite, smite, smite.  Go ahead and smite me for being smiteful.




Ah like i'll give you the joy! You get karma for not playing by the rules,go cry to your mamma now :P

I smite Tam and Red Ant for not naming me "Drippy nose Confederate Deserter" like I suggested.  (The Civil War buff in me smites you too >:()


Where did you suggest this? And do you want that as a name change or was that just for AFD?

I'm kinda surprised it took 30 replies before I got smitten, lol.

If I recall the movie correctly, if it was your first night in Fight Club you had to fight. That said, I smite DD.

Ant

Ah like i'll give you the joy! You get karma for not playing by the rules,go cry to your mamma now :P


Boo, hoo ,hoooo.  http://img84.echo.cx/img84/8554/melodramatic7mf.gif

I smite myself for having joined just so i could smite....then giving thereshegoes karma for signing me up.

Where did you suggest this? And do you want that as a name change or was that just for AFD?

I'm kinda surprised it took 30 replies before I got smitten, lol.

If I recall the movie correctly, if it was your first night in Fight Club you had to fight. That said, I smite DD.

Ant


When I found out what it stood for, I made the suggestion.  The nice hackers didn't answer my plea. :\'(

To get into the spirit of things

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r291/CatHat_Dev/Aaah_Smite-1.jpg

I smite myself for having joined just so i could smite....then giving thereshegoes karma for signing me up.
self-smite ist verboten! ich smite dich!

self-smite ist verboten! ich smite dich!


i love when you smite me in german!

You broke the rules and now you have to remove your post,mister! >:(



arrgg!!! I broke 5th rule of SMITE CLUB        ok, post removed, but now I'm twice as mad  >:( 

Adagio 2
Belle du Jour
BF Mike 2
DD (?)
foo bar
howard
Isabel 2
Meat
Midas
Mr. Mister 2
philip eno
reynolds 2
rice 2
saver
Snozberries/nosenuggets 3
Tia 3 1/2
woops.
Tam
Red ant

I smite every club member for letting this fall on to the second page!

This board's getting b!tchier by the minute. Makes me sad :\'(

This board's getting b!tchier by the minute. Makes me sad :\'(
there's no crying in SMITE CLUB

there's no crying in SMITE CLUB


It's my post and I'll cry if I want to  >:(

This board's getting b!tchier by the minute. Makes me sad :\'(


Let me get this straight: You come here after being gone for five months. You've posted little, and probably have read less than that, and you DARE make judgments on us? Yeah, I don't think so.

SMITE!

I would like to smite Tam for not telling me of her awesome smackdown.  Subsequently, I will give her karma.

Let me get this straight: You come here after being gone for five months. You've posted little, and probably have read less than that, and you DARE make judgments on us? Yeah, I don't think so.

SMITE!


Oooh that hurt  ;D

Oooh that hurt  ;D


Go away. Not wanted.

Digger smitten!

I going to assume digger doesn't know what the meaning of the word SMITE is.  For that, I wish to smite.


*Reynolds1863 smites digger*

Smite me with everything ya got!  I always wanted to be the bad guy  8)  wait... looks like Tia is leading and he's gonna get that reputation.  what a heel  ;D 

I smite myself for having joined just so i could smite....then giving thereshegoes karma for signing me up.


You broke rule #3!  No smiting yourself!  But now smite for breaking Smite Club rulez! :D


Smite me with everything ya got!  I always wanted to be the bad guy  8)  wait... looks like Tia is leading and he's gonna get that reputation.  what a heel  ;D 


Fine, it's been about a day...SMITE!  :D

You broke rule #3!  No smiting yourself!  But now smite for breaking Smite Club rulez! :D

Fine, it's been about a day...SMITE!  :D
i smite midas for violating double jeopardy! i already smited belle du jour for the self smite.

god, this keeps up, i'm gonna have to get legal counsel.  :P

I smite Tia for counting Rice's smite toward him as a half-smite: smites go all the way. Plus, fractionalizing smite is nerdy.  ;D


dag, i haven't heard that one in a while.  :)

i smite rice for leaving it unclear whether he actually smited me or not. thus

here's the count so far.

Adagio 2
BF Mike 2
foo bar
howard
Isabel
Meat
Midas
Mr. Mister 2
philip eno
reynolds 2
rice 2
saver
Snozberries/nosenuggets 2
Tia 2 1/2
woops.



Ant

I smite Tia for counting Rice's smite toward him as a half-smite: smites go all the way. Plus, fractionalizing smite is nerdy.  ;D

Ant
but was he smiting me? or was he smiting andre? he allowed that to be left as an open question and so i, as unofficial smite tabulator, was forced to make an executive decision. that it was about my OWN smite count only made that decision that much more troubling and difficult in the depths of my very soul.

and i COULD smite you, red ant, for questioning my overarching wisdom in the matters of smite counting, but because my interest is in the greater public good, i won't.










well, okay, i will after all. SMITE! SMITE! I SMITE REDANT! and i might count it for two, i haven't decided yet.

I smite Foo Bar because I don't what you're talking about.

I smite Rice cuz Jessica can fight her own battles

I smite Mike cuz he gets to eat Nations regularly

I smite Gypsy Road


edited to add I smite Jessica for hating Mountain Dew  ;D  (and calling it Mountain Spew)

i'm going to smite howard for talking about having a camera down his pants. >:(


I don't have a camera in my pants. ::)

Once again, all club members are smited for letting this fall to the second page and being buried under loads of bullschitt topics. ;D

certain people are smiting me out of spite.  :( i feel really sad now because of all the hatred and smiting.  :-\\ can't we just have karma and feel good?  :)

Today I'll smite

Mr.Mister
Philip Eno
Adagio
Ninny
Gibbo
Snozberries because this is war ::)
Red Ant for wasting his time
Dagwood 'cause she's the latest addition

certain people are smiting me out of spite.  :( i feel really sad now because of all the hatred and smiting.  :-\\ can't we just have karma and feel good?  :)


They're probably bad people. PM me their names and I'll tell you if they are.

They're probably bad people. PM me their names and I'll tell you if they are.


I smite you for being secretive. :P
I smite Tia for his post in the MOUTAIN DEW thread.
I smite Dagwood cuz the IS hasn't come my way lately.  :D

Today I'll smite

Mr.Mister
Philip Eno
Adagio
Ninny
Gibbo
Snozberries because this is war ::)
Red Ant for wasting his time
Dagwood 'cause she's the latest addition

6th rule: If you didn't agreed to be part of this you cannot smite or post asking why you were smitten.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg248/nc14crazy/stephanietanner2edit1.jpg

this is an observation,not asking why

6th rule: If you didn't agreed to be part of this you cannot smite or post asking why you were smitten.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg248/nc14crazy/stephanietanner2edit1.jpg

this is an observation,not asking why
you could always join  ;)

you could always join  ;)

HA,I'm not that smiteful :D ;D

HA,I'm not that smiteful :D ;D
well i'm afraid i'm going to have to smite you then  :P

I also smite the following:

Philip Eno
nally
Mr. Mister
ninny
Marty McFly
adagio
Never Duplicated

and Rice Cube because I haven't lately.   :D

i'm still winning!

***

Adagio 3
Belle du Jour
BF Mike 4
Dagwood 2
DD (?)
digger 3
foo bar 2
gibbo
gypsy road
howard
Isabel 2
Jessica 2
Marty McFly
Meat
Midas 2
Mr. Mister 4
Nally
Never Duplicated
Ninny 3
philip eno 3
reynolds 2
rice 4
saver
Snozberries/nosenuggets 4
Tia 5 1/2
woops.
Tam 2
Red ant 3

i smite jessica because her number is so low.

I haven't really found anyone to smite yet.  I must become more evil!

I smite karen for not being as evil as she should be! :D

Why are people smiting me?  :\'(  I feel so depressed and loserly.  Why won't people like me?

Why are people smiting me?  :\'(  I feel so depressed and loserly.  Why won't people like me?
maybe if you helped comfort other people who are sad you wouldn't be such a loser.  :\'(

Why are people smiting me?  :\'(  I feel so depressed and loserly.  Why won't people like me?


It's a FREAKIN' MESSAGEBOARD.  Get over it or I'll smite you tomorrow too.

It's a FREAKIN' MESSAGEBOARD.  Get over it or I'll smite you tomorrow too.
stop the hate people!

today i am sad.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/poor_baby.jpg

I smite that kid for riding a sh!++y tricycle.

I smite that kid for riding a sh!++y tricycle.

He isn't a member of the smite club so you can't post a reason why.  (it's rule number something or other - I can't remember so smite me!)

always obliging, i will smite karen  8)

Someone smite me for being late.

I actually had stuff to do today.

i will smite reynolds!  :D

you know, if people beg to be smited it will reduce some of the smite's deterrent effect.

I just notice you posted a picture of Nancy Reagan in my Mountain Dew thread.

That deserves the mother of all smites. >:(

http://doom3.planet-multiplayer.de/forum/html/emoticons/motz.gif

I just notice you posted a picture of Nancy Reagan in my Mountain Dew thread.

That deserves the mother of all smites. >:(

http://doom3.planet-multiplayer.de/forum/html/emoticons/motz.gif




I smite Reynolds for smiting Tia for sorta the same reason I did :D

Post 1111!!!!one!  :D

I just notice you posted a picture of Nancy Reagan in my Mountain Dew thread.

That deserves the mother of all smites. >:(

http://doom3.planet-multiplayer.de/forum/html/emoticons/motz.gif


would you prefer

http://a3.vox.com/6a00d414291430685e00d4142a9bf3685e-320pi

I smite Reynolds for smiting Tia for sorta the same reason I did :D

Post 1111!!!!one!  :D


Smite accepted.

I'm gonna smite Midas tomorrow because immediate revenge is really tacky.

would you prefer

http://a3.vox.com/6a00d414291430685e00d4142a9bf3685e-320pi


She looks like she's hyped up on da dew. :)