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Subject: 00zeFICIAL 'FUDGE' CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/02/08 at 2:14 pm

Ladies and gentleman get excited...SMITE CLUB finally arrived!


This is the only club worth joining and these are the SMITE CLUB rules:

1st rule: You do not talk sheesh about the Smite Club!

2nd rule: Smite is the way you express your distaste for a fellow inthe00s member post,it will be the opposite of Karma.

3rd rule: You cannot smite yourself and you can only smite someone once a day.

4th rule: When you want to smite someone you make a post in this thread,e.g. "i smite Chucky G.". About once a week i'll try to do a count and post a SMITELOG.

5th rule: You can smite anyone you want,even members who didn't join,but you can only explain why here if that person agreed to participate.

6th rule: If you didn't agreed to be part of this you cannot smite or post asking why you were smitten.

7th rule: If you participate you get to confront the ones who smote you any way you like but don't forget the general boards rules. Go read them.

8th rule: There will be a The Smite Club Gang with all the members of the Smite Club that will be constantly updated so everyone knows who the brave ones are.

9th Rule: Do not, under any circumstances, question the Smite List. Doing so will result in a smite from possibly EVERYONE in the club. ;)

Let the games begin :D

Oh and kudos to Midas who came up with the club name :-*

pg 605
Members:

*Ash* 103
2kidsami  153
Al-B  87
Badfinger-Fan  148
barefootrobin  74
Belle du Jour    141
Below Average Dave  37
Big Nasty 72
Bobo  88
Bookmistress4ever  168
Dagwood/Dagnabbit    196
Dizzy/thereshegoes  134
Foo Bar    132
Frank  30
gibbo 114
Gis  167
greenjello 79
Henk  172
Howard  775
JamieMcBain  64
Jessica  194
Karen  184
Ladybug316  195
MaxwellSmart 91
Meat  129
Midas  387
nally  135
Philip Eno  98
Quirk  108
Red Ant  147
Reynolds1863  186
Rice Cube  157
seamermar 83
snozberries  366
Son of Tam  70
stepchan 74
Tam  260
Tia  236
Torey  33
wildcard  72
womble 34

Everyone else:

80sfan  4
90steen 1
Adagio 26
agoraphobicwacko 1
Appolonia  1
Arc  2
Archill25  1
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 5
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 7
CeramicsFanatic 1
Chasey  4
ChuckyG 6
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
Davey Thrashmister  1
DD (?) 8
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 18 + 1 super-duper bitchy smite
digger 4
Dude111   
EmiLoca  1
Frenchie/Arc/Denise/Zap/Jack/Tami  2
Good Gal  1
guest cassie or whatever  7
GWBush2004 3
gypsy road 2
Haman Caiaphas  2
hawktheslayer 2
hot wax 1
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 2
kyle23 4
ladyhawk 1
Limblifter  1
Little devil rider 1
lyricboy 6
Macphisto 6
Marian 3
Marty McFly 42
Mickey D 2
midnite 4
Mr. Cleveland 6
mushroom 3
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 10
nsr 1
philbo 2
philip eno 74
robocopth1 6
Ryan112390  1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 8
saver/iquestion   23
seeburg220  1
SemperYoda  1
Sharky 2
shorssmant 1
statsqueen 5
Star500 2
sweet illest baby 11
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 4
whistledog 10
woops. 13
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1
... (aka elipses) 3




Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/02/08 at 2:21 pm

I smite you for steali--er, thank you. :)

Um, question...are we allowed to smite a general group of people (ie people who fall under a certain profile or behaviour) ?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/02/08 at 2:22 pm

i smite midas for asking a question in the official smite thread. this should only be for smiting.

i smite rice for calling me ugly.

i smite mr. mister but i can't say why.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/02/08 at 2:26 pm


I smite you for steali--er, thank you. :)

Um, question...are we allowed to smite a general group of people (ie people who fall under a certain profile or behaviour) ?  ???


You should smite individually and the reason can be general,does that make sense?  ???
But remember reason for smite only if you smite those who joined the club. Those who didn't just put the names and let em do the guessing.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/02/08 at 2:28 pm

I smite Tia for not pointing out where it says in the rules that posts in this thread are for smiting ONLY. :D    And now that I've smited someone in my posts, someone please smite me or PM me as to where I should ask questions concerning Smite Club. ;D


Edit:  Perhaps nevermind, my question was answered.  The smite stands though! :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/02/08 at 2:58 pm


I smite Reynolds for abandoning me the other morning without saying goodbye  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/02/08 at 3:08 pm

i smite reynolds because nosenuggets smited her. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/02/08 at 3:11 pm


I smite Tamera for calling me nosenuggets.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/02/08 at 3:18 pm

lol. i wasn't fishin'!

i smite nosenuggets out of sheer petty retaliation.

this is a bloodbath!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/02/08 at 3:22 pm

I'd smite myself but..... rule three disallows it!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/02/08 at 3:46 pm


I'd smite myself but..... rule three disallows it!  ;D


I smite snozberries 'cuz she thinks she deserves it :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/02/08 at 3:54 pm


I smite snozberries 'cuz she thinks she deserves it :D


a stat's a stat!  O0

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/02/08 at 4:06 pm

somebody has to start taking potshots at the civilians, therefore i smite philip eno. i'm not at liberty to discuss the reason.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/02/08 at 5:30 pm


somebody has to start taking potshots at the civilians, therefore i smite philip eno. i'm not at liberty to discuss the reason.
you do realize you just opened up a can of whoop-ass, don't you.  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/02/08 at 5:58 pm

I smite BF Mike because he's a sissy.

I smite Adagio.

I smite Meat because he's never around.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/02/08 at 6:03 pm

My first smite goes to saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/02/08 at 6:47 pm


I smite BF Mike because he's a sissy.

do I really wanna smite a girl?    ::)   


oh hell yeah!    I smite thee, Isabel for your blashphemous statement and I bet you like it.  go ahead, wipe the blood from your lip and taste it.     uh, I think I just got into this a little bit too much 

i'll give you some karma to ease the pain

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/02/08 at 9:53 pm


do I really wanna smite a girl?    ::)   


oh hell yeah!    I smite thee, Isabel for your blashphemous statement and I bet you like it.  go ahead, wipe the blood from your lip and taste it.    uh, I think I just got into this a little bit too much 

i'll give you some karma to ease the pain


I smite BF Mike for evening out Izzy's karma!  What's the point?  Man up! :D

BTW, I gave you karamel yesterday ;D

I smite woops.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/03/08 at 1:22 am

I'm in.  Since (by Rule 3) I can't smite myself, I'd suggest that someone who objected to my choice of motivational posters a few weeks ago, take advantage of the opportunity to do so.  But (by Rule 5) I figure that anyone wants to smite me, they should have the right (even if not the obligation) to explain it.

As for the poster and the incident in question, the potential smiter did a fair enough job of responding to it in the thread.  I ain't saying I'm sorry for posting it, ('cuz I'm not!)  And I ain't sayin' I'm not gonna post it again ('cuz I might!).  But let the record show that now that the smite club's open, I still owe 'em a free shot. 

I like the rules as written -- sooner or later, we're all bound to step on someone else's toes.  As for me, I'd much rather know what and why (by Rule 5) someone considered something smiteworthy, rather than merely that someone considered something as smiteworthy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/03/08 at 5:10 am


do I really wanna smite a girl?    ::)   


oh hell yeah!    I smite thee, Isabel for your blashphemous statement and I bet you like it.  go ahead, wipe the blood from your lip and taste it.     uh, I think I just got into this a little bit too much 

i'll give you some karma to ease the pain


You play goodie but i know the real you :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/03/08 at 5:17 am


I'm in.  Since (by Rule 3) I can't smite myself, I'd suggest that someone who objected to my choice of motivational posters a few weeks ago, take advantage of the opportunity to do so.  But (by Rule 5) I figure that anyone wants to smite me, they should have the right (even if not the obligation) to explain it.

As for the poster and the incident in question, the potential smiter did a fair enough job of responding to it in the thread.  I ain't saying I'm sorry for posting it, ('cuz I'm not!)  And I ain't sayin' I'm not gonna post it again ('cuz I might!).  But let the record show that now that the smite club's open, I still owe 'em a free shot. 

I like the rules as written -- sooner or later, we're all bound to step on someone else's toes.  As for me, I'd much rather know what and why (by Rule 5) someone considered something smiteworthy, rather than merely that someone considered something as smiteworthy.
oo! i objected to the poster! but then i thought the story of the photographer guy was really interesting which took some of the edge off. nevertheless i will smite foo bar, if for no other reason then because you seem to be asking for it. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/03/08 at 6:44 am

I'd like to smite my ex! >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/03/08 at 8:32 am

i'm going to smite howard for talking about having a camera down his pants. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/03/08 at 9:57 am

I'm smiting Mr. Mister.

And adagio.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/03/08 at 10:09 am

here's the count so far.

Adagio 2
BF Mike 2
foo bar
howard
Isabel
Meat
Midas
Mr. Mister 2
philip eno
reynolds 2
rice
saver
Snozberries/nosenuggets 2
Tia 2
woops.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/03/08 at 11:18 am

i smite rice for calling me ugly.

I smite you for marrying Steffi Graf.

Oh wait, that wasn't you...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/03/08 at 11:24 am


I smite you for marrying Steffi Graf.

Oh wait, that wasn't you...
dag, i haven't heard that one in a while.  :)

i smite rice for leaving it unclear whether he actually smited me or not. thus

here's the count so far.

Adagio 2
BF Mike 2
foo bar
howard
Isabel
Meat
Midas
Mr. Mister 2
philip eno
reynolds 2
rice 2
saver
Snozberries/nosenuggets 2
Tia 2 1/2
woops.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/03/08 at 11:32 am

I hereby smite all whiners and analwarriors.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/03/08 at 11:49 am

wow! we gonna be here all day tabulating that one!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/03/08 at 2:00 pm

Alrighty then!!!

I smite Snozberries for not being the first one to vote on my Mountain Dew thread.  Being since I had the smitee in mind when I made it.

I smite Tam and Red Ant for not naming me "Drippy nose Confederate Deserter" like I suggested.  (The Civil War buff in me smites you too >:()

I also smite Isabel just so I can say I was the first one too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/03/08 at 2:03 pm

I smite Tia and demand he'll do the count every week so i don't have to :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/03/08 at 2:05 pm

I just notice Tam and Red Ant aren't in the smite club.  Perhaps they should get an invitation? 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/03/08 at 2:08 pm


for using my age in a post for his amusement, I smite gibbo from the outback.   


You broke the rules and now you have to remove your post,mister! >:(


I just notice Tam and Red Ant aren't in the smite club.  Perhaps they should get an invitation? 


Everyone is free to join,you take the reason back in the meantime,you smiteful woman :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/03/08 at 2:14 pm

Darn right I'm a smiteful woman.  I didn't join this club to be a sissy.

Smite, smite, smite.  Go ahead and smite me for being smiteful.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/03/08 at 2:17 pm


I smite Tia and demand he'll do the count every week so i don't have to :P
http://i28.tinypic.com/6okazd.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/03/08 at 2:21 pm


Darn right I'm a smiteful woman.  I didn't join this club to be a sissy.

Smite, smite, smite.  Go ahead and smite me for being smiteful.




Ah like i'll give you the joy! You get karma for not playing by the rules,go cry to your mamma now :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 04/03/08 at 2:26 pm


I smite Tam and Red Ant for not naming me "Drippy nose Confederate Deserter" like I suggested.  (The Civil War buff in me smites you too >:()


Where did you suggest this? And do you want that as a name change or was that just for AFD?

I'm kinda surprised it took 30 replies before I got smitten, lol.

If I recall the movie correctly, if it was your first night in Fight Club you had to fight. That said, I smite DD.

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/03/08 at 2:30 pm


Ah like i'll give you the joy! You get karma for not playing by the rules,go cry to your mamma now :P


Boo, hoo ,hoooo.  http://img84.echo.cx/img84/8554/melodramatic7mf.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 04/03/08 at 2:31 pm

I smite myself for having joined just so i could smite....then giving thereshegoes karma for signing me up.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/03/08 at 2:33 pm


Where did you suggest this? And do you want that as a name change or was that just for AFD?

I'm kinda surprised it took 30 replies before I got smitten, lol.

If I recall the movie correctly, if it was your first night in Fight Club you had to fight. That said, I smite DD.

Ant


When I found out what it stood for, I made the suggestion.  The nice hackers didn't answer my plea. :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/03/08 at 2:34 pm

To get into the spirit of things

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r291/CatHat_Dev/Aaah_Smite-1.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/03/08 at 2:34 pm


I smite myself for having joined just so i could smite....then giving thereshegoes karma for signing me up.
self-smite ist verboten! ich smite dich!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 04/03/08 at 2:35 pm


self-smite ist verboten! ich smite dich!


i love when you smite me in german!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/03/08 at 3:02 pm


You broke the rules and now you have to remove your post,mister! >:(



arrgg!!! I broke 5th rule of SMITE CLUB        ok, post removed, but now I'm twice as mad  >:( 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/03/08 at 3:09 pm

Adagio 2
Belle du Jour
BF Mike 2
DD (?)
foo bar
howard
Isabel 2
Meat
Midas
Mr. Mister 2
philip eno
reynolds 2
rice 2
saver
Snozberries/nosenuggets 3
Tia 3 1/2
woops.
Tam
Red ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/03/08 at 4:34 pm

I smite every club member for letting this fall on to the second page!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: digger on 04/03/08 at 4:47 pm

This board's getting b!tchier by the minute. Makes me sad :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/03/08 at 4:55 pm


This board's getting b!tchier by the minute. Makes me sad :\'(
there's no crying in SMITE CLUB

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: digger on 04/03/08 at 5:08 pm


there's no crying in SMITE CLUB


It's my post and I'll cry if I want to  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/03/08 at 5:16 pm


This board's getting b!tchier by the minute. Makes me sad :\'(


Let me get this straight: You come here after being gone for five months. You've posted little, and probably have read less than that, and you DARE make judgments on us? Yeah, I don't think so.

SMITE!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/03/08 at 5:17 pm

I would like to smite Tam for not telling me of her awesome smackdown.  Subsequently, I will give her karma.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: digger on 04/03/08 at 5:26 pm


Let me get this straight: You come here after being gone for five months. You've posted little, and probably have read less than that, and you DARE make judgments on us? Yeah, I don't think so.

SMITE!


Oooh that hurt  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/03/08 at 5:30 pm


Oooh that hurt  ;D


Go away. Not wanted.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/03/08 at 5:31 pm

Digger smitten!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/03/08 at 5:33 pm

I going to assume digger doesn't know what the meaning of the word SMITE is.  For that, I wish to smite.


*Reynolds1863 smites digger*

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/03/08 at 5:40 pm

Smite me with everything ya got!  I always wanted to be the bad guy  8)  wait... looks like Tia is leading and he's gonna get that reputation.  what a heel  ;D 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/03/08 at 8:53 pm


I smite myself for having joined just so i could smite....then giving thereshegoes karma for signing me up.


You broke rule #3!  No smiting yourself!  But now smite for breaking Smite Club rulez! :D


Smite me with everything ya got!  I always wanted to be the bad guy  8)  wait... looks like Tia is leading and he's gonna get that reputation.  what a heel  ;D 


Fine, it's been about a day...SMITE!  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/03/08 at 9:09 pm


You broke rule #3!  No smiting yourself!  But now smite for breaking Smite Club rulez! :D

Fine, it's been about a day...SMITE!  :D
i smite midas for violating double jeopardy! i already smited belle du jour for the self smite.

god, this keeps up, i'm gonna have to get legal counsel.  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 04/03/08 at 9:11 pm

I smite Tia for counting Rice's smite toward him as a half-smite: smites go all the way. Plus, fractionalizing smite is nerdy.  ;D


dag, i haven't heard that one in a while.  :)

i smite rice for leaving it unclear whether he actually smited me or not. thus

here's the count so far.

Adagio 2
BF Mike 2
foo bar
howard
Isabel
Meat
Midas
Mr. Mister 2
philip eno
reynolds 2
rice 2
saver
Snozberries/nosenuggets 2
Tia 2 1/2
woops.



Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/03/08 at 9:37 pm


I smite Tia for counting Rice's smite toward him as a half-smite: smites go all the way. Plus, fractionalizing smite is nerdy.  ;D

Ant
but was he smiting me? or was he smiting andre? he allowed that to be left as an open question and so i, as unofficial smite tabulator, was forced to make an executive decision. that it was about my OWN smite count only made that decision that much more troubling and difficult in the depths of my very soul.

and i COULD smite you, red ant, for questioning my overarching wisdom in the matters of smite counting, but because my interest is in the greater public good, i won't.










well, okay, i will after all. SMITE! SMITE! I SMITE REDANT! and i might count it for two, i haven't decided yet.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/03/08 at 9:40 pm

I smite Foo Bar because I don't what you're talking about.

I smite Rice cuz Jessica can fight her own battles

I smite Mike cuz he gets to eat Nations regularly

I smite Gypsy Road


edited to add I smite Jessica for hating Mountain Dew  ;D  (and calling it Mountain Spew)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/04/08 at 7:20 am


i'm going to smite howard for talking about having a camera down his pants. >:(


I don't have a camera in my pants. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/04/08 at 9:49 am

Once again, all club members are smited for letting this fall to the second page and being buried under loads of bullschitt topics. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 9:54 am

certain people are smiting me out of spite.  :( i feel really sad now because of all the hatred and smiting.  :-\\ can't we just have karma and feel good?  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/04/08 at 9:56 am

Today I'll smite

Mr.Mister
Philip Eno
Adagio
Ninny
Gibbo
Snozberries because this is war ::)
Red Ant for wasting his time
Dagwood 'cause she's the latest addition

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/04/08 at 9:56 am


certain people are smiting me out of spite.  :( i feel really sad now because of all the hatred and smiting.  :-\\ can't we just have karma and feel good?  :)


They're probably bad people. PM me their names and I'll tell you if they are.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/04/08 at 10:15 am


They're probably bad people. PM me their names and I'll tell you if they are.


I smite you for being secretive. :P
I smite Tia for his post in the MOUTAIN DEW thread.
I smite Dagwood cuz the IS hasn't come my way lately.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ninny on 04/04/08 at 10:23 am


Today I'll smite

Mr.Mister
Philip Eno
Adagio
Ninny
Gibbo
Snozberries because this is war ::)
Red Ant for wasting his time
Dagwood 'cause she's the latest addition

6th rule: If you didn't agreed to be part of this you cannot smite or post asking why you were smitten.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg248/nc14crazy/stephanietanner2edit1.jpg

this is an observation,not asking why

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 10:25 am


6th rule: If you didn't agreed to be part of this you cannot smite or post asking why you were smitten.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg248/nc14crazy/stephanietanner2edit1.jpg

this is an observation,not asking why
you could always join  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ninny on 04/04/08 at 10:29 am


you could always join  ;)

HA,I'm not that smiteful :D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 10:33 am


HA,I'm not that smiteful :D ;D
well i'm afraid i'm going to have to smite you then  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/04/08 at 11:03 am

I also smite the following:

Philip Eno
nally
Mr. Mister
ninny
Marty McFly
adagio
Never Duplicated

and Rice Cube because I haven't lately.   :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 11:13 am

i'm still winning!

***

Adagio 3
Belle du Jour
BF Mike 4
Dagwood 2
DD (?)
digger 3
foo bar 2
gibbo
gypsy road
howard
Isabel 2
Jessica 2
Marty McFly
Meat
Midas 2
Mr. Mister 4
Nally
Never Duplicated
Ninny 3
philip eno 3
reynolds 2
rice 4
saver
Snozberries/nosenuggets 4
Tia 5 1/2
woops.
Tam 2
Red ant 3

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 11:13 am

i smite jessica because her number is so low.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/04/08 at 11:21 am

I haven't really found anyone to smite yet.  I must become more evil!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/04/08 at 11:33 am

I smite karen for not being as evil as she should be! :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/04/08 at 11:40 am

Why are people smiting me?  :\'(  I feel so depressed and loserly.  Why won't people like me?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 11:48 am


Why are people smiting me?  :\'(  I feel so depressed and loserly.  Why won't people like me?
maybe if you helped comfort other people who are sad you wouldn't be such a loser.  :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/04/08 at 11:52 am


Why are people smiting me?  :\'(  I feel so depressed and loserly.  Why won't people like me?


It's a FREAKIN' MESSAGEBOARD.  Get over it or I'll smite you tomorrow too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 11:58 am


It's a FREAKIN' MESSAGEBOARD.  Get over it or I'll smite you tomorrow too.
stop the hate people!

today i am sad.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/04/08 at 12:02 pm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/poor_baby.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/04/08 at 1:58 pm

I smite that kid for riding a sh!++y tricycle.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/04/08 at 2:24 pm


I smite that kid for riding a sh!++y tricycle.

He isn't a member of the smite club so you can't post a reason why.  (it's rule number something or other - I can't remember so smite me!)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 2:31 pm

always obliging, i will smite karen  8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/04/08 at 2:47 pm

Someone smite me for being late.

I actually had stuff to do today.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 2:48 pm

i will smite reynolds!  :D

you know, if people beg to be smited it will reduce some of the smite's deterrent effect.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/04/08 at 2:54 pm

I just notice you posted a picture of Nancy Reagan in my Mountain Dew thread.

That deserves the mother of all smites. >:(

http://doom3.planet-multiplayer.de/forum/html/emoticons/motz.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/04/08 at 2:57 pm


I just notice you posted a picture of Nancy Reagan in my Mountain Dew thread.

That deserves the mother of all smites. >:(

http://doom3.planet-multiplayer.de/forum/html/emoticons/motz.gif




I smite Reynolds for smiting Tia for sorta the same reason I did :D

Post 1111!!!!one!  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 2:58 pm


I just notice you posted a picture of Nancy Reagan in my Mountain Dew thread.

That deserves the mother of all smites. >:(

http://doom3.planet-multiplayer.de/forum/html/emoticons/motz.gif


would you prefer

http://a3.vox.com/6a00d414291430685e00d4142a9bf3685e-320pi

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/04/08 at 3:00 pm


I smite Reynolds for smiting Tia for sorta the same reason I did :D

Post 1111!!!!one!  :D


Smite accepted.

I'm gonna smite Midas tomorrow because immediate revenge is really tacky.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/04/08 at 3:01 pm


would you prefer

http://a3.vox.com/6a00d414291430685e00d4142a9bf3685e-320pi


She looks like she's hyped up on da dew. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 3:06 pm

DID SOMEBODY SAY MOUNTAIN DEW??!??!?!?!??!?!?@?!?@?  :o ??? ??? :P :-http://3dfrog.com/store/images/Snow%20Mountains.jpg

:o :( :-X :-X

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/95/01/22770195.jpg

it takes like

http://gidesigns.net/garden-decor/files/images_backup/d_669.jpg

poopie!

that's why

http://boingboing.net/images/nancyreagancouch.jpg

NANCY DOESN'T DRINK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 :o 8) :P :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/04/08 at 3:14 pm

Smiting doesn't even come close to repercussions on that. 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 4:03 pm


Smiting doesn't even come close to repercussions on that. 8-P
i aim to please!

oh, i smite gis, by the way. and she smites me back. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 04/04/08 at 4:29 pm


Today I'll smite

Red Ant for wasting his time


I knew I had that one coming today.  ;D

Tia, DD is "he-who-shall-not-be-named". You know, the one that has been a member about 60 times over now?

I'll think of someone to smite later.

Ant


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/04/08 at 5:35 pm


DID SOMEBODY SAY MOUNTAIN DEW??!??!?!?!??!?!?@?!?@?  :o ??? ??? :P :-http://3dfrog.com/store/images/Snow%20Mountains.jpg

:o :( :-X :-X

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/95/01/22770195.jpg

it takes like

http://gidesigns.net/garden-decor/files/images_backup/d_669.jpg

poopie!

that's why

http://boingboing.net/images/nancyreagancouch.jpg

NANCY DOESN'T DRINK IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 :o 8) :P :(




DAMMIT I used my smite for you today already!    >:(


Smite accepted.

I'm gonna smite Midas tomorrow because immediate revenge is really tacky.


Don't put off tomorrow what you can do today. :P :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 04/04/08 at 6:29 pm




DAMMIT I used my smite for you today already!    >:(



I gotcha back....


SMITE! 
That's for making a photo montage.  and I hate photo montages.



Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 6:33 pm


and I hate photo montages.




did somebody say PHOTO MONTAGE?!?!?!?!??!?  ;D :D :D 8) :o :o :P ::) ??? ??? 8) :(





























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just kidding.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 04/04/08 at 6:34 pm

thank you.

maybe you only get a "smi..."

and i'll save the "ite" for later.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 6:35 pm


thank you.

maybe you only get a "smi..."

and i'll save the "ite" for later.
no way! i have to hang on to my half smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 04/04/08 at 6:46 pm

I smite Jessica for not realizing she can change her settings to display 50 threads per page (or more) instead of the default 20.


Once again, all club members are smited for letting this fall to the second page and being buried under loads of bullschitt topics. ;D


I smite Tia for posting that hideous pic of Billary. Dude, I'm trying to eat dinner!

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 6:47 pm


I smite Jessica for not realizing she can change her settings to display 50 threads per page (or more) instead of the default 20.

I smite Tia for posting that hideous pic of Billary. Dude, I'm trying to eat dinner!

Ant
well scope out some nancy reagan then, it's the perfect antidote!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 04/04/08 at 6:49 pm


well scope out some nancy reagan then, it's the perfect antidote!


To what, obesity? Priapism? ;D

I think I'll "just say no".

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/04/08 at 7:06 pm

Can I smite Red Ant for using words what I don't know

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 04/04/08 at 7:11 pm


Can I smite Red Ant for using words what I don't know


Yes you may.  ;D

I take it you're not familiar with the word "Priapism":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/04/08 at 7:15 pm


Yes you may.  ;D

I take it you're not familiar with the word "Priapism":

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

Ant


I've read the word before but didn't recall at the moment what it meant.  Not one that comes up in casual conversation is it?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/04/08 at 7:16 pm


I've read the word before but didn't recall at the moment what it meant.  Not one that comes up in casual conversation is it?
not unless you're hanging around someone who has it. i'm guessing they probably have a hard time talking about anything else. :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 04/04/08 at 7:24 pm


not unless you're hanging around someone who has it. i'm guessing they probably have a hard time talking about anything else. :o


yeah, a really hard time...


I've read the word before but didn't recall at the moment what it meant.  Not one that comes up in casual conversation is it?


ED drug ads mention in all the time, just in a different manner. "An erection lasting more than four hours is a sign of a serious medical condition...": that's Priapism.

Do I still get smitten?

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/04/08 at 7:34 pm


I smite Jessica for not realizing she can change her settings to display 50 threads per page (or more) instead of the default 20.

I smite Tia for posting that hideous pic of Billary. Dude, I'm trying to eat dinner!

Ant


I smite Red Ant for being nosy about my settings. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 04/04/08 at 8:05 pm


i'm still winning!

***

Adagio 3
Belle du Jour
BF Mike 4
Dagwood 2
DD (?)
digger 3
foo bar 2
gibbo
gypsy road
howard
Isabel 2
Jessica 2
Marty McFly
Meat
Midas 2
Mr. Mister 4
Nally
Never Duplicated
Ninny 3
philip eno 3
reynolds 2
rice 4
saver
Snozberries/nosenuggets 4
Tia 5 1/2
woops.
Tam 2
Red ant 3

I smite you for leaving me off the smite club list!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/04/08 at 8:14 pm

:O I just saw this thread!

I smite me for not knowing about it.

That may be against the rules, but I can't say I remember them *Leaves to read rules again.*

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/04/08 at 8:15 pm


:O I just saw this thread!

I smite me for not knowing about it.

That may be against the rules, but I can't say I remember them *Leaves to read rules again.*


Okay, so it was against the rules.

Instead, I smite my mother... just 'cause.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/04/08 at 8:21 pm


i'm still winning!

***

Adagio 3
Belle du Jour
BF Mike 4
Dagwood 2
DD (?)
digger 3
foo bar 2
gibbo
gypsy road
howard
Isabel 2
Jessica 2
Marty McFly
Meat
Midas 2
Mr. Mister 4
Nally
Never Duplicated
Ninny 3
philip eno 3
reynolds 2
rice 4
saver
Snozberries/nosenuggets 4
Tia 5 1/2
woops.
Tam 2
Red ant 3



Hey! Thereshegoes smited me at the beginning! I demand a smite and I smite you because you passed over it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/04/08 at 8:25 pm


Okay, so it was against the rules.



Meat!smite!  fer not reading the rulez :D 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/04/08 at 10:21 pm


I smite Dagwood cuz the IS hasn't come my way lately.  :D




Fine, I smite Midas for whining about the IS....and then send it his way. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/05/08 at 1:24 am

Midas should smite me for only hearing one and 1/2 songs of his show tonight.  :\'(

Red Ant should smite me for not keeping the name he made for me on April Fools Day.

I wish I could smite myself cause I don't wanna smite anybody else.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/05/08 at 7:29 am

Can you smite yourself? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/05/08 at 7:33 am


Can you smite yourself? ???
you cannot, but i can and will smite you. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/05/08 at 7:40 am


you cannot, but i can and will smite you. :P


your smitten with me?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/05/08 at 7:40 am


your smitten with me?
nah, i wouldn't move in on bill's turf. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/05/08 at 7:42 am


nah, i wouldn't move in on bill's turf. :D


Nah,he won't say anything. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/05/08 at 7:51 am

I smite Midas for gabbling the web address of the chat/forum wotsit last night.  Couldn't work it out.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/05/08 at 7:53 am

Is smiting a good thing?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/05/08 at 10:24 am


Is smiting a good thing?


It's a wonderful thing 8)

Today i'll smite:

Macphisto
Davester
Saver
Bobby
Catwoman
Ladybug because she needs to be initiated
Bookmistress4ever cause she needs to start being more smiteful
Meat because he smote his mom >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 04/05/08 at 6:49 pm

I smite Mickey D.  >:(

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/05/08 at 7:52 pm


I smite Mickey D.  >:(

Ant



I smite Ronald McDonald.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/05/08 at 10:17 pm


Midas should smite me for only hearing one and 1/2 songs of his show tonight.  :\'(



Consider yourself smittensmotsmat!  :D  AND you missed some Robert Palmer!  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/05/08 at 10:20 pm


Consider yourself smittensmotsmat!  :D  AND you missed some Robert Palmer!  >:(


Damn!  I should get quadruple smited for that transgression!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/05/08 at 10:23 pm


I smite Midas for gabbling the web address of the chat/forum wotsit last night.  Couldn't work it out.


I won't smite you 'cuz you listened.

Link for me show chat/forum

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/05/08 at 11:38 pm


It's a wonderful thing 8)

Today i'll smite:

Macphisto
Davester
Saver
Bobby
Catwoman
Ladybug because she needs to be initiated
Bookmistress4ever cause she needs to start being more smiteful
Meat because he smote his mom >:(


I SMITE MY GRANDMOTHER!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/06/08 at 5:51 am


Consider yourself smittensmotsmat!  :D  AND you missed some Robert Palmer!  >:(


Robert Palmer's dead so you can't smite him. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/06/08 at 7:11 am


I SMITE MY GRANDMOTHER!


You're a disgrace 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/06/08 at 8:58 am


Robert Palmer's dead so you can't smite him. >:(


There are many Robert Palmer's in the world.

I've read about five.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/06/08 at 9:46 am


Robert Palmer's dead? When did that happen?



apparently 2003


I smite Howard for giving me bad news
I smite Midas cuz your avitar makes me dizzy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/06/08 at 9:50 am


Robert Palmer's dead? When did that happen?



apparently 2003


I smite Howard for giving me bad news
I smite Midas cuz your avitar makes me dizzy.



Ha, I didn't know until now either!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/06/08 at 9:54 am


Ha, I didn't know until now either!


well then I'm in good company.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 04/06/08 at 10:00 am

It's Super Smite Sunday!

I smite Howard and Meat! for smiting non-board members/posters
I smite bookmistress4ever for abandoning her cool AFD name and because she asked for it.
*I smite all zero post members that have had accounts more than 30 days
*I smite all members who have not been here in a year or more.

And though he's the man here, giving us a great place to play and post, I smote ChuckyG for this ;D

*Tia, you don't have to try to count these. I know I'm not.

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/06/08 at 10:04 am


It's Super Smite Sunday!

I smite Howard and Meat! for smiting non-board members/posters
I smite bookmistress4ever for abandoning her cool AFD name and because she asked for it.
*I smite all zero post members that have had accounts more than 30 days
*I smite all members who have not been here in a year or more.

And though he's the man here, giving us a great place to play and post, I smote ChuckyG for this ;D

*Tia, you don't have to try to count these. I know I'm not.

Ant



I smite Ant because if he's the Paula then he would never smite anyone he'd just tell them how good they look today.  ;D

I smite Tia for "biting"  (that's 90's slang for stealing) Mr. Mister's style.



Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/06/08 at 11:30 am



I smite Ant because if he's the Paula then he would never smite anyone he'd just tell them how good they look today.  ;D

I smite Tia for "biting"  (that's 90's slang for stealing) Mr. Mister's style.




did somebody say BITING?!?!  :D :D >:( :( :P :P :) :\'( :-*














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http://media.funlol.com/content/img/snake-bite.jpg

HARSH!








don't call it SMITE CLUB!!!! the new name is gonna be...




















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http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/thumb/0/0f/Bite_Club_VCU_1.jpg/300px-Bite_Club_VCU_1.jpg

BITE CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/06/08 at 11:34 am

anyway, i smite whistledog.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/06/08 at 12:11 pm

DID SOMEBODY SAY WHISTLEDOG!?

I think so.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/06/08 at 12:16 pm

the latest... i've come to take up a rarther... er, commanding lead.  :-\\

***

i'm still winning!

***

Adagio 3
Belle du Jour
BF Mike 4
Bobby
Bookmistress 3
Catwoman
ChuckyG
Dagwood 2
Davester
DD (?)
digger 3
foo bar 2
gis
gibbo
gypsy road
howard  4
Isabel 2
Jessica 4
Ladybug
Karen 2
Macphisto
Marty McFly
Meat 5
Mickey D
Midas 5
Mr. Mister 4
Nally
Never Duplicated
Ninny 3
philip eno 3
Red ant 6
reynolds 4
rice 4
saver 2
Snozberries/nosenuggets 4
Tia 12 ½
whistledog
woops.
Tam 2


Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother
Ronald McDonald

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/06/08 at 12:19 pm


the latest... i've come to take up a rarther... er, commanding lead.  :-\\

***

i'm still winning!

***

Adagio 3
Belle du Jour
BF Mike 4
Bobby
Bookmistress 3
Catwoman
ChuckyG
Dagwood 2
Davester
DD (?)
digger 3
foo bar 2
gis
gibbo
gypsy road
howard  4
Isabel 2
Jessica 4
Ladybug
Karen 2
Macphisto
Marty McFly
Meat 5
Mickey D
Midas 5
Mr. Mister 4
Nally
Never Duplicated
Ninny 3
philip eno 3
Red ant 6
reynolds 4
rice 4
saver 2
Snozberries/nosenuggets 4
Tia 12 ½
whistledog
woops.
Tam 2


Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother
Ronald McDonald

wow Tia, I wish I was as hated as you  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/twak.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/06/08 at 12:21 pm



how'd you get a 1/2 a smite? 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/06/08 at 12:23 pm



how'd you get a 1/2 a smite? 


rice made a joke where he was smiting me thinking i was andre agassi and it wasn't clear whether the smite was actually directed at me or at him.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/06/08 at 12:36 pm


rice made a joke where he was smiting me thinking i was andre agassi and it wasn't clear whether the smite was actually directed at me or at him.



lol well I was going to threaten to smite you daily until you removed nosenuggets from the list.... but since you enjoy being smitten I am campaigning that everyone withhold smites from Tia until he complies...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/06/08 at 1:51 pm

i don't like to be smited! it makes me cry. :(

http://clowneckie.com/images/The_Sad_Clown.jpg

nosenuggetsnosenuggetsnosenuggetsnosenuggetsnosenuggetsnosenuggetsnosenuggetsnosenuggets

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/06/08 at 2:31 pm


i don't like to be smited! it makes me cry. :(

http://clowneckie.com/images/The_Sad_Clown.jpg

nosenuggetsnosenuggetsnosenuggetsnosenuggetsnosenuggetsnosenuggetsnosenuggetsnosenuggets


then I change my campaign....everyone smite Tia until nosenuggets is removed from my name...  ;D 

dang  I have to wait about 21 hours to smite you again

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/06/08 at 2:33 pm

snoz, you know dang well i'm never gonna remove nosenuggets from your name. :P you have to choose the battles you can conceivably win.

(by the by, i totally have no plan for ways to keep track of people violating the 24-rule on smiting, so folks are pretty much on the honor system where that's concerned unless i happen to notice it. ??? )

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/06/08 at 2:58 pm

...at least until the true smite system is implemented system-wide on the board, then everyone gets smitten whether they like it or not :D  If you can dish it out, you'd better be able to take it!

I smite everyone on this board who is even using one brain cell to contemplate voting for Hillary Clinton :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/06/08 at 3:09 pm

i'll vote for hillary over mccain, but what i'll probably actually do is vote for nader and keep it a secret. :-[

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/06/08 at 4:17 pm

OK, I smite one of my hubby's friends, but I can't say why because he doesn't belong to smith/bite club.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/06/08 at 4:30 pm


OK, I smite one of my hubby's friends, but I can't say why because he doesn't belong to smith/bite club.  ;D


I smite bookmistress because I suspect not only is he not a member of the smite club he's also probably not a member of these boards...  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/06/08 at 4:32 pm


I smite bookmistress because I suspect not only is he not a member of the smite club he's also probably not a member of these boards...  ;D


Indeed.  But he is in my dining room as we type, so any moment he could come in here and peek over my shoulder and I would show him that I smited him.  the little sheesh.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/06/08 at 4:32 pm


Robert Palmer's dead? When did that happen?



apparently 2003


I smite Howard for giving me bad news
I smite Midas cuz your avitar makes me dizzy.




You've got the Smidas touch. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/06/08 at 5:45 pm

I smite Tia just because clowns are creepy

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/06/08 at 5:54 pm

I smite people who think the LTE should be deleted when it's the greatest thread of all time.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/06/08 at 6:33 pm

I second that. Nally smite!

^ The name has to be capitolized because it's the start of a sentence.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/06/08 at 6:59 pm


I second that. Nally smite!

^ The name has to be capitolized because it's the start of a sentence.


I smite you for not spelling "capitalized" right. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/06/08 at 7:08 pm


I smite you for not spelling "capitalized" right. ;D


You're thinking of the wrong capitol!

And it's incorrect to quote capitalized in that context. You're supposed to put it in italics.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/06/08 at 7:19 pm


You're thinking of the wrong capitol!

And it's incorrect to quote capitalized in that context. You're supposed to put it in italics.


But I'm okay with it! I'm not smiting - unless you want me to. *Seductively winks.*

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/06/08 at 7:31 pm


You're thinking of the wrong capitol!

And it's incorrect to quote capitalized in that context. You're supposed to put it in italics.
in correct, no, wrong, and incorrect. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/06/08 at 9:44 pm

I smite Meat! and snoz for apparently living in a cave

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/06/08 at 9:50 pm


I smite Meat! and snoz for apparently living in a cave


well it's not like I'm a Robert Palmer fan or anything... plus I was probably watching something really important on TV that day!  ;D

I'd smite you back but the memory of tasty Bit O' Honey will not allow me too so I smite MaxwellSmart instead.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/06/08 at 10:27 pm


well it's not like I'm a Robert Palmer fan or anything... plus I was probably watching something really important on TV that day!  ;D

I'd smite you back but the memory of tasty Bit O' Honey will not allow me too so I smite MaxwellSmart instead.



Psht, there's nothing wrong with living in a cave, anyway. I just needed a break from humanity, you know?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/06/08 at 11:18 pm


Robert Palmer's dead? When did that happen?



apparently 2003



Ha, I didn't know until now either!

I smite snozberries and Meat! for not knowing!  I smite karen for beating me to it! :D



I smite people who think the LTE should be deleted when it's the greatest thread of all time.


Did somebody say....DELETED ?!?!?!?!  ??? :o ??? :o ??? :o












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http://www.htloz.net/forums/grill/deleted.png


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The longest BREAD !  :D :D :D :D :D

http://www.plasticbamboo.com/wp/wp/wp-content/uploads/longest_hotdog.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/07/08 at 6:32 am

Could I smite my ex(Robin)?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/07/08 at 8:01 am


Could I smite my ex(Robin)?  ???


No

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/07/08 at 8:35 am

I'ma smitin' Midas, because I promised him a few days ago.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/07/08 at 9:58 am

Philip Eno

I smite Midas for imitating posts. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/07/08 at 10:04 am


Philip Eno

I smite Midas for imitating posts. :D
did somebody say IMITATING!??!?!?!??!?!  :-http://www.eyeofhorus.org.uk/images/photo/10tennant/series-02/02-tooth-claw/tooth-and-claw-doctor-revelation.jpg

what do you think of my MONKEY IMITATION?!?!  8) :o ??? ??? :-http://www.hitjokes.com/pics/Humour/Monkey_Nerd.jpg

another word for imitating is "biting" or, as we used to say in the 80s, "RIDING", like




























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LITTLE MISS RIDING HOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/Riding%20Hood.jpg

eek!































okay. i wasn't really feeling that one.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/07/08 at 10:55 am

I smite Tia for...aw crap, forget it; that animated Red Riding Hood is HOT!!! :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/07/08 at 10:57 am

yeah, if i could draw like that i'd never leave the house. :P not that i do anyway.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/07/08 at 10:57 am



I smite Midas for imitating posts. :D


I smite Jess for smiting StrongBad by association of my post.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/07/08 at 11:00 am

I smite whoever says we're not in a recession!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/07/08 at 11:00 am

I smite Tia and i smite Midas for reasons i don't need to explain!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/07/08 at 11:06 am


I smite Tia and i smite Midas for reasons i don't need to explain!


Probably for the same reason I did. :D

Oh wait, I didn't smite Tia. SMITE!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/07/08 at 11:13 am

I smite thereshegoes for smiting Tia and me for the same reasons Jess did! :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/07/08 at 2:01 pm

*hoping to stay out of the blast wave of group smiting over there*

I'll go over here in the corner and quietly smite the person that gave me my cold.  Even though it's a quiet smiting, it's really really vicious!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/07/08 at 4:27 pm

I smite Satan's Dad because it's not often one gets to say that. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/07/08 at 4:31 pm


No




Aw C'mon just once,please?  :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/07/08 at 6:00 pm

All Smite Club members I haven't smitten today are now smitten 'cuz I found this thread on page two!  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/07/08 at 6:38 pm


did somebody say IMITATING!??!?!?!??!?!  :-http://www.eyeofhorus.org.uk/images/photo/10tennant/series-02/02-tooth-claw/tooth-and-claw-doctor-revelation.jpg

what do you think of my MONKEY IMITATION?!?!  8) :o ??? ??? :-http://www.hitjokes.com/pics/Humour/Monkey_Nerd.jpg

another word for imitating is "biting" or, as we used to say in the 80s, "RIDING", like




























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LITTLE MISS RIDING HOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/Riding%20Hood.jpg

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okay. i wasn't really feeling that one.


I still cracked up at this a lot more than any Mr. Mister post!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/07/08 at 8:06 pm


I still cracked up at this a lot more than any Mr. Mister post!


It's a good feeling, no?

I smite people who don't make Meat! crack up.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 04/07/08 at 8:36 pm

I really need to be smitten...smiten?  Smote? -ed?

I ratted on a co-worker and I made a really feeble attempt at beginning a business-
I suck.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/07/08 at 8:55 pm


I really need to be smitten...smiten?  Smote? -ed?

I ratted on a co-worker and I made a really feeble attempt at beginning a business-
I suck.


Done.

I smite Nally a hundred million billion times and more. I smite him until the end of days, the end of the board, or the end of him or me.

Thank you.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/07/08 at 8:58 pm


I smite Tia because I owe him one

I smite Meat because I find Mr Mister entertaining.

I smite Midas because you're not even imitating Mr. Mister you're imitating Tia's imitation of Mr. Mister and that's not very creative.. I expect more from you....

I smite Howard for still talking about Robin... or talking about Robin again... take your pick.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/07/08 at 9:11 pm

I smite Belle for asking to be smited.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 04/07/08 at 9:17 pm


I smite Tia because I owe him one

I smite Meat because I find Mr Mister entertaining.

I smite Midas because you're not even imitating Mr. Mister you're imitating Tia's imitation of Mr. Mister and that's not very creative.. I expect more from you....

I smite Howard for still talking about Robin... or talking about Robin again... take your pick.




1. of course.
2. really?
3. good point.
4. me too!  smite!


I smite Belle for asking to be smited.

I deserve it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/07/08 at 9:18 pm


1. of course.
2. really?
3. good point.
4. me too!  smite!
I deserve it.



re: #2  yes I do... he makes me laugh.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/08/08 at 3:48 am


I smite Foo Bar because I don't what you're talking about.


LOL!  Then I smite ye because ye didn't ask me to explain it better :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/08/08 at 7:10 am

I'm smiting Snoz for smiting me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/08/08 at 7:51 am

My turn to smite all the others members for letting this get on page two.

Or maybe everyone else for posting other threads that knocked this one down?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/08/08 at 7:57 am

my official position is that i deny i'm imitating anyone. any resemblance between my posts and anyone else's is a coincidence.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/08/08 at 7:59 am


my official position is that i deny i'm imitating anyone. any resemblance between my posts and anyone else's is a coincidence.


I smite thee.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/08/08 at 8:01 am

I smite Howard for smiting Tia on his birthday

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/08/08 at 8:02 am


I smite Howard for smiting Tia on his birthday


I didn't smite him. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/08/08 at 8:11 am


I didn't smite him. >:(


Did too



my official position is that i deny i'm imitating anyone. any resemblance between my posts and anyone else's is a coincidence.



I smite thee.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/08/08 at 8:13 am

howard could get a job with the white house press office. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/08/08 at 8:25 am


My turn to smite all the others members for letting this get on page two.

Or maybe everyone else for posting other threads that knocked this one down?  ???


Yes, smite them!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/08/08 at 9:19 am

I smite snotzberries of accusing me of imitating someones posts.  I'm not trying to be clever; just annoying.  Looks like it worked. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/08/08 at 10:41 am

I smite Tia in a loving way because it's his birthday.

I smite Badfingerfan because he hasn't been smiting enough.

I smite Karen for asking the obvious.

I smite Belle du Jour because it's been forever since she posted a new pic of herself or Bode.

I smite Howard because lying is not acceptable here.

I smite Rice Cube because i feel like it.

I smite Reynolds because i can't ever get used to that freakin name.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 04/08/08 at 10:45 am

Smite, Smite, Smite. That's all I ever hear from you lot! Tia smited me and I'm not even in the smite club!  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/08/08 at 10:50 am


Smite, Smite, Smite. That's all I ever hear from you lot! Tia smited me and I'm not even in the smite club!  >:(


No whining,Miss Gisela! Get revenge ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 04/08/08 at 10:57 am




I smite Belle du Jour because it's been forever since she posted a new pic of herself or Bode.





;D ;D ;D
I can't win!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/08/08 at 11:00 am


;D ;D ;D
I can't win!


Wrong!

More Kkay and Bode pics = Everybody wins 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/08/08 at 11:46 am

I smite Tia for a birthday present.

I smite Howard for acting like he works for the white house truth league.

I smite Jess, Rice and Midas just because I can.  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/08/08 at 3:39 pm

I smite thereshegoes 'cuz she knows I want to. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/08/08 at 8:04 pm

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/twak.gif  I smite Tia

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 04/08/08 at 8:08 pm


http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/twak.gif  I smite Tia


i smite Mike for two reasons.

1. for making a smilie do your dirty work for you
2. smiting another mike.  and on his birthday!  have you no sense of decency?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/08/08 at 8:20 pm


i smite Mike for two reasons.

1. for making a smilie do your dirty work for you
2. smiting another mike.  and on his birthday!  have you no sense of decency?
;D I'd smite him again just for you sticking up for and trying to protect him on his birthday.    There is no immunity in SMITE CLUB.  There is no decency in SMITE CLUB.  He'll understand and will be better and stronger and tougher because of it. as for the name Mike, I smite all Mike's on this board at once, except myself for that is a rule of SMITE CLUB.    if you ever have a son, please don't name him Mike  8) 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/08/08 at 8:53 pm


http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/twak.gif  I smite Tia


I smite Badfinger-Mike for not giving a reason for smiting Tia.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 04/08/08 at 8:58 pm


I smite Badfinger-Mike for not giving a reason for smiting Tia.  :D


and again, using innocent gifs to do the job.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/08/08 at 11:03 pm

I smite everybody who's ever smited Tia, because he's just getting popularity votes.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/08/08 at 11:35 pm


Alrighty then!!!

I smite Tam and Red Ant for not naming me "Drippy nose Confederate Deserter" like I suggested.  (The Civil War buff in me smites you too >:()



I smite Drippy nose Confederate Deserter because she could have been a little more obvious with me about the name change - since she managed to send Mary41 a nice welcoming PM she could have sent me one too!!! ;D




I smite people who think the LTE should be deleted when it's the greatest thread of all time.


I smite Rice for bringing this up! You know if I had my way ... !!!! ;D 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/08/08 at 11:37 pm


This board's getting b!tchier by the minute. Makes me sad :\'(


I actually kinda agree with that, but who am I to say what brings the masses enjoyment.  I'd like the boards to be kinder, gentler but I know better that that is never going to happen...so if you can't beat 'em them join 'em is my theory.

Smite me baby, one more time.

Still haven't found anybody on here to smite, but I'm not really looking all that hard either...  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/09/08 at 12:36 am


I actually kinda agree with that, but who am I to say what brings the masses enjoyment.  I'd like the boards to be kinder, gentler but I know better that that is never going to happen...so if you can't beat 'em them join 'em is my theory.

Smite me baby, one more time.

Still haven't found anybody on here to smite, but I'm not really looking all that hard either...  :P
I smite Patty for using a Britney Spears lyric into her smite post


I smite Badfinger-Mike for not giving a reason for smiting Tia.  :D
I smite Midas for having too high of expectations of me


i smite Mike for two reasons.

1. for making a smilie do your dirty work for you
2. smiting another mike.  and on his birthday!  have you no sense of decency?
I smite Karen (Belle du Jour) for attempting to put me on a guilt trip for smiting Tia on his birthday

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/09/08 at 12:38 am

I smite BF Mike because I went to give him karma and couldn't!
:D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/09/08 at 12:49 am

I smite Tam, not in retaliation for smiting me, but when I look at her avatar, it vexes me

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/09/08 at 12:50 am


I smite Tam, not in retaliation for smiting me, but when I look at her avatar, it vexes me


And he shall vex everyone who looks upon his eyes!!! ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/09/08 at 12:51 am


And he shall vex everyone who looks upon his eyes!!! ;D ;D ;D
;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 04/09/08 at 1:12 am

Now his birthday's over I smite Tia for smiting me, an innocent bystander.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/09/08 at 1:16 am


Now his birthday's over I smite Tia for smiting me, an innocent bystander.
go get em Gis

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 04/09/08 at 6:44 am


go get em Gis
Exactly! and if i was the tiniest bit rude to him what of it? I smite away!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/09/08 at 6:48 am


howard could get a job with the white house press office. :P


I'd smite Chelsea Clinton. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/09/08 at 8:40 am


Now his birthday's over I smite Tia for smiting me, an innocent bystander.


I don't think you can smite anyone until you join.  It won't be added to his count anyway.



I smite Howard for introducing God into a conversation unnecessarily IMO

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 04/09/08 at 9:35 am


I smite Drippy nose Confederate Deserter because she could have been a little more obvious with me about the name change - since she managed to send Mary41 a nice welcoming PM she could have sent me one too!!! ;D



I smite Rice for bringing this up! You know if I had my way ... !!!! ;D 8)


I smite Tam for for her inability to be diplomatic and lighten up.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/09/08 at 9:36 am

what's happening to this family????  :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/09/08 at 11:16 am


I smite Tam for for her inability to be diplomatic and lighten up.


HEY!
What happened to your name? ;D ;D

I don't have any interest in smiting anyone right now... although I am sure it will eventually rear it's ugly head! :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/09/08 at 11:30 am

i smite tam for smitelessness.

i smite billzy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/09/08 at 11:31 am


i smite tam for smitelessness.

i smite billzy.

Thanks Mike - nope, still not feeling the smite thing at all! ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/09/08 at 4:21 pm

I smite the Smite Club members for not smiting anyone for almost 5 hours :o :P :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/09/08 at 4:35 pm


I smite the Smite Club members for not smiting anyone for almost 5 hours :o :P :D


I smite you for putting a comma in your avatar text.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/09/08 at 4:41 pm


I smite the Smite Club members for not smiting anyone for almost 5 hours :o :P :D


OH YA??

I smite Midas because a bald man shouldn't be so hot! ;) ;D

I smite Red Ant because the lucky twit went on vacation!

I smite Trimac20, Australian80schild, BlueMolly2006, Sammy Reed, Mr. Mister, and jessssbeans!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/09/08 at 7:31 pm



I smite Trimac20, Australian80schild, BlueMolly2006, Sammy Reed, Mr. Mister, and jessssbeans!


Are these back-dated smites or from today?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/09/08 at 10:27 pm


Are these back-dated smites or from today?


Today, yesterday and on. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 04/09/08 at 11:17 pm

I smite the peole in charge of posting the list of smites.
I haven't seen one in 4 pages.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/10/08 at 12:38 am


I'd smite Chelsea Clinton. ;)


http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k219/burndtdan/openwide.jpg

Mods, feel free to replace with the ostrich from http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k219/burndtdan/ohnoyoudidnt.jpg if that was over the line, but it's the first time I saw every meme played in one image :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 04/10/08 at 12:58 am


I don't think you can smite anyone until you join.  It won't be added to his count anyway.



I smite Howard for introducing God into a conversation unnecessarily IMO
That doesn't seem to stop him smiting non-members of the club, I think Tia has gone smite mad! 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/10/08 at 5:08 am


That doesn't seem to stop him smiting non-members of the club, I think Tia has gone smite mad! 
actually that's allowed, as long as you dont give a reason.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/10/08 at 7:11 am

Are you allowed to spite smite?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/10/08 at 9:39 am

You freaks are slacking.

I smite Howard for asking the obvious.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/10/08 at 10:09 am

I smite Jessica for calling me a freak......even though it is true. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 04/10/08 at 10:13 am

can I do a permanent smite?  since i'm too lazy for daily smiting?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/10/08 at 10:39 am

I smite Doc Brown

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/10/08 at 10:41 am


I smite Doc Brown


Ditto. Crybaby.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/10/08 at 11:13 am


I smite Doc Brown


I third that smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/10/08 at 11:40 am


I smite you for putting a comma in your avatar text.


I smite JessRabbit for not knowing it's intentional :P :D


OH YA??

I smite Midas because a bald man shouldn't be so hot! ;) ;D



:o

Karamel awarded.  I'll think of a reason to smite you later. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/10/08 at 4:10 pm

Oh wait!

I smite Tam in order to keep this off page two :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/10/08 at 4:11 pm

i smite midas because i'm bored.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/10/08 at 4:12 pm


Oh wait!

I smite Tam in order to keep this off page two :D


oOo I liked it!!!

Do it again! Do it again!!

;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/10/08 at 4:15 pm

i smite tam because midas can't do it again.

(i rarely smite anyone now because ive become official smite tabulator and it just makes my life harder. but the people who i would have smited except i just didn't feel like doing the extra work: you know who you are!)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/10/08 at 4:29 pm


oOo I liked it!!!

Do it again! Do it again!!

;D ;D


Mebbe tomorrow.  ;) 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/10/08 at 4:48 pm


You freaks are slacking.

I smite Howard for asking the obvious.


I smite you for..... smiting me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/10/08 at 4:48 pm


i smite midas because i'm bored.


You can't smite because of boredom. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/10/08 at 5:10 pm

I smite Howard for questioning the validity of a smite that wasn't even for him!  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/10/08 at 5:33 pm

I smite Howard because I'm bored.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/10/08 at 6:09 pm

i smite meat! because you can't smite out of boredom.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/10/08 at 6:13 pm

I smite star500

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/10/08 at 6:18 pm

I smite Howrd for posting exactly the same thing in two different threads

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/11/08 at 6:28 am


I smite Howrd for posting exactly the same thing in two different threads


I'll smite you for smiting me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/11/08 at 6:29 am


I smite Howard because I'm bored.


Smite You... Smite Me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/11/08 at 7:48 am

I don't like to do it to a new board member but

I smite Sharky

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/11/08 at 8:57 am


I smite Howrd for posting exactly the same thing in two different threads


I smite karen for mistyping Howard :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/11/08 at 1:26 pm

I smite Jess for some PM mockery.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/11/08 at 3:19 pm


I smite karen for mistyping Howard :D


I'll do the smiting,not you. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/11/08 at 3:44 pm


Smite You... Smite Me.


I smite Howard for parodying an indecisive Lionel Richie song.  Is it a ballad?  Is it a dance song?  You decide!  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/11/08 at 3:48 pm


I smite Howard for parodying an indecisive Lionel Richie song.  Is it a ballad?  Is it a dance song?  You decide!  :D


Can I smite Nicole Ritchie?  ??? ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/11/08 at 5:17 pm


Can I smite Nicole Ritchie?  ??? ;D


Sure.  You should FEED Nicole Richie tho'. :D

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/12/08 at 7:27 am

Then after I smite Nicole,I'll smite Paris.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/12/08 at 8:56 am

I smite all Smite Club members for letting this get to page THREE!  :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/12/08 at 9:10 pm

And I smite you all again because it was on page THREE AGAIN! :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/12/08 at 9:18 pm

Howard for his disgusting remark in another thread

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/12/08 at 11:19 pm

I smite all for not excluding me from smiting since I haven't been at a computer all day.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/13/08 at 7:03 am


Howard for his disgusting remark in another thread


Sorry,I'm smited.  :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/13/08 at 10:05 am

Page 3 again.  All Smite Club members are smited.

And Philip Eno and Mr. Mister.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 04/13/08 at 7:38 pm

I smite all but Tam for not smiting me by name in my week's absense.

And I smite Tam for calling my time away a "vacation": working 68 hours the past week in SC is anything but time off (though going to the full nude bar Thursday night was almost worth all that work  :P).

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/13/08 at 8:39 pm


I smite all but Tam for not smiting me by name in my week's absense.

And I smite Tam for calling my time away a "vacation": working 68 hours the past week in SC is anything but time off (though going to the full nude bar Thursday night was almost worth all that work  :P).

Ant


I smite you for not taking me to the full nude bar. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/14/08 at 10:17 am

I'm tired of smiting Smite Club members for having this end up on page two of PPP...










So I'm smiting them today for not keeping it on page 1.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/14/08 at 11:51 am

I smite Tia for making me look up the word "mercurial" ;D

But then I'll karma him too ;) for making me look up the word "mercurial"

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/14/08 at 3:54 pm


I'm tired of smiting Smite Club members for having this end up on page two of PPP...










So I'm smiting them today for not keeping it on page 1.  :D


I'm smiting Midas for smiting the Smite Club. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/14/08 at 4:00 pm


I'm tired of smiting Smite Club members for having this end up on page two of PPP...










So I'm smiting them today for not keeping it on page 1.  :D


I ought to smite you for that.  It was on page one when I left earlier.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/14/08 at 4:04 pm

I smite everyone in the club because I haven't smited in a couple of days and I have heartburn which makes me kinda grouchy.  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/14/08 at 4:18 pm

I smite nally

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/14/08 at 4:26 pm

I smite Karen because of a reason unbecoming of a Mod! ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/14/08 at 4:27 pm


I smite everyone in the club because I haven't smited in a couple of days and I have heartburn which makes me kinda grouchy.   :P


Why smite me? :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/14/08 at 4:29 pm

Because I have heartburn and when I am grouchy everyone suffers....mwahahahahahaha <<<evil laughter


Nothing personal, Howard. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/14/08 at 4:29 pm


Because I have heartburn and when I am grouchy everyone suffers....mwahahahahahaha <<<evil laughter


Nothing personal, Howard. :)


I'm sorry you have heartburn.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/14/08 at 4:30 pm


I smite Karen because of a reason unbecoming of a Mod! ;D


You can tell me

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/14/08 at 4:31 pm

I smite my ex for passing my way yesterday going to work. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/14/08 at 4:35 pm

I smite Howard for mentioning her again.  Let It Go

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/14/08 at 4:42 pm


I smite Howard for mentioning her again.  Let It Go


.... Letting It Go....  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/14/08 at 5:43 pm


I'm sorry you have heartburn.


Thanks, Howard.  It will pass. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/14/08 at 6:27 pm

Philip Eno

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/15/08 at 7:29 am


Thanks, Howard.  It will pass. :)


How's your smiteburn? ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/15/08 at 7:58 am


How's your smiteburn? ;D


All better now. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/15/08 at 10:44 am

I smite Tam 'cuz I think she likes it. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/15/08 at 4:35 pm


Why smite me? :(


I smite Howard for asking why.

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/15/08 at 7:24 pm


I smite Howard for asking why.

I smite Philip Eno.




too much smite is not good for you.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/15/08 at 8:04 pm

I smite saver

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/15/08 at 9:56 pm


I smite Tam 'cuz I think she likes it. :D


And I smite Midas coz Midas likes it just as much! ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/15/08 at 11:22 pm


And I smite Midas coz Midas likes it just as much! ;)


I smite you and Midas for innuendo. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 04/16/08 at 8:39 am

I'm smiting all members to remind you that I am, infact, a member and because I haven't yet used the power of smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/16/08 at 8:59 am


I'm smiting all members to remind you that I am, infact, a member and because I haven't yet used the power of smite.


I smite ladybug316 for making "in fact" one word :D

I smite woops.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/16/08 at 10:07 am


I smite you and Midas for innuendo. ;D


Nice! 8)
Won't smite you though - instead I hit ya with karma ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/17/08 at 12:02 am

A page 2 smite for EVERYONE in the club! >:(
... make me reply to myself will ya?...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/17/08 at 7:11 am


A page 2 smite for EVERYONE in the club! >:(
... make me reply to myself will ya?...


you mean a page 21 smite? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/17/08 at 7:24 am

I smite Howard for not realizing she meant the thread dropped to page two, not that it contains 21 pages. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/17/08 at 7:30 am


I smite Howard for not realizing she meant the thread dropped to page two, not that it contains 21 pages. ;)


DAMN! I was smited! >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/17/08 at 8:45 am


DAMN! I was smited! >:(


All in good fun, Howard.  No meaness intended on my part. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/17/08 at 10:10 am


A page 2 smite for EVERYONE in the club! >:(
... make me reply to myself will ya?...


URRbody in da club gettin' smatsmote!  :D


You can smite me for horribly paraphrasing a J-Kwon song. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 04/17/08 at 11:50 am


URRbody in da club gettin' smatsmote!  :D


You can smite me for horribly paraphrasing a J-Kwon song. :P

In fact, I will do just that!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/17/08 at 6:53 pm


All in good fun, Howard.  No meaness intended on my part. :)


No problem.

*smite*

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 04/17/08 at 8:56 pm

I smite Reynolds1863 for not providing a warning for that piss awful McCain girls video.

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/18/08 at 8:08 am

I smite Howard so this thread can be bumped above the threads he bumped :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/18/08 at 8:12 am

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/18/08 at 8:51 am


I smite everybody who's ever smited Tia, because he's just getting popularity votes.
yeah! i like it! :D

i smite Meat!.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/18/08 at 8:53 am


Now his birthday's over I smite Tia for smiting me, an innocent bystander.
did you join? i can't count this unless you join. :P

(i smite you by the way.)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/18/08 at 8:54 am


I'd smite Chelsea Clinton. ;)
me too. i smite chelsea.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/18/08 at 8:56 am


OH YA??

I smite Midas because a bald man shouldn't be so hot! ;) ;D

I smite Red Ant because the lucky twit went on vacation!

I smite Trimac20, Australian80schild, BlueMolly2006, Sammy Reed, Mr. Mister, and jessssbeans!
i smite tam for giving me all this extra work.  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/18/08 at 9:08 am

okay, latest scores. I'm still winning but howard's almost caught up.

Adagio 3
Australian80schild
Belle du Jour 5
BF Mike 8
Bill
BlueMolly2006
Bobby
Bookmistress 5
Catwoman
ChuckyG
Dagwood 3
Davester
DD (?)
Doc Brown 3
digger 3
foo bar 2
gis 2
gibbo
gypsy road
howard 20
Isabel 4
Jessica 9
jessssbeans
Ladybug 3
Karen 8
Macphisto
Marty McFly
Meat! 10
Mickey D
Midas 17
Mr. Mister 6
Nally 3
Never Duplicated
Ninny 3
philip eno 7
Red ant 8
reynolds 7
rice 7
Sammy Reed
Satan’s Dad 1
saver 3
Sharky
Snozberries/nosenuggets 8
Star500
Tia 21 ½
Trimac20
whistledog
woops. 2
Tam 12


Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother
Ronald McDonald
Robin 2
Chelsea Clinton
Nicole Ritchie
Paris Hilton

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/18/08 at 9:09 am

therefore, i smite howard. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/18/08 at 9:19 am

I smite Tia for making me wonder what in the hell is a 1/2 smite

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/18/08 at 9:22 am

i smite dagwood in an indescribably small-minded act of petty retribution. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 04/18/08 at 9:51 am

I smite all the petty pathetic losers who are deleting posts from LTE in a feeble attempt to make it the not-so-LTE.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/18/08 at 10:01 am

i smite philip eno!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/18/08 at 10:01 am

i smite nally too, just in case. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/18/08 at 10:02 am

i smite chuckyg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/18/08 at 10:36 am


i smite dagwood in an indescribably small-minded act of petty retribution. :P


Gotta love petty retribution. ;D

You also got karma for updating the list...kinda cancels each other out.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/18/08 at 10:59 am


Gotta love petty retribution. ;D

You also got karma for updating the list...kinda cancels each other out.
karma to dagwood in a bald-faced act of reciprocal kickbacks and quid pro quo that undermines the very integrity of the karma system and threatens to envelop the whole exercise in a veil of graft and corruption.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/18/08 at 11:19 am

Wow, Smiteclub has become political.  Just like politicians I didn't understand a word you said. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/18/08 at 4:01 pm


I smite Howard so this thread can be bumped above the threads he bumped :D


I smite Midas for telling me to bump.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/18/08 at 4:12 pm


Wow, Smiteclub has become political.  Just like politicians I didn't understand a word you said. :D


I smite Dagwood for stating Smite Club has become political.


karma to dagwood in a bald-faced act of reciprocal kickbacks and quid pro quo that undermines the very integrity of the karma system and threatens to envelop the whole exercise in a veil of graft and corruption.


I smite Tia for posting verbal diarrhea
and making me rhyme, and this will help keep him in the lead.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/18/08 at 4:17 pm

I smite Midas for discussing verbal diarrhea.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/18/08 at 5:13 pm

I smite Midas cuz he smited me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/18/08 at 7:12 pm


I smite Midas for discussing verbal diarrhea.


I smite Midas for telling me to bump.


You smote me twice in one day!  :o

Somebody needs to smite Howard for breaking Smite Club rules.  I already smotesmat him this morning.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/18/08 at 7:13 pm

I smite Howard for Midas

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/18/08 at 7:23 pm

I smite Howard because I want to start a fight.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/18/08 at 8:20 pm

I smite Howard because I usually do what I'm told.  ;D  Also it's his 1 year anniversary at Pathmark.  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/19/08 at 7:12 am


I smite Howard because I usually do what I'm told.  ;D  Also it's his 1 year anniversary at Pathmark.   ;)


You never do what you're told.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/19/08 at 7:13 am

I already smotesmat him this morning.

There is no such word as smotesmat.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/19/08 at 10:44 am


There is no such word as smotesmat.


There is! It means to have smitten in the past.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/19/08 at 11:05 am


There is no such word as smotesmat.


I smite Howard for challenging my term for smiting past-tense.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/19/08 at 11:10 am

i smite midas in a random act of violence.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/19/08 at 11:15 am

I smite Tia for his taking my violence excuse.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/19/08 at 10:39 pm


I smite Howard for challenging my term for smiting past-tense.  :D


that would be called un-smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/20/08 at 10:23 am


that would be called un-smite.


That would be the act of not smiting, or undoing a smite, wouldn't it?  ???

I smite Howard for trying to confuse everyone. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/20/08 at 9:57 pm


That would be the act of not smiting, or undoing a smite, wouldn't it?  ???

I smite Howard for trying to confuse everyone. :D



I smite Midas for smiting me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/21/08 at 8:38 am

I smite everyone in the club because I found this on page two

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 04/21/08 at 8:39 am

i smite everyone that's not a member of inth00s. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/21/08 at 3:49 pm


I smite everyone in the club because I found this on page two


How dare you smite me? Go smite yourself. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/21/08 at 6:18 pm

I smite Howard for being grouchy.  Chill out, Howard, life is too short to be grumpy. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/21/08 at 9:21 pm

I smite nally

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/22/08 at 6:20 am


I smite Howard for being grouchy.  Chill out, Howard, life is too short to be grumpy. :)


Sorry I take back the smite,Daggy. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/22/08 at 7:32 am


Sorry I take back the smite,Daggy. :)


No need to take it back...that's what the club is all about. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/22/08 at 12:01 pm


No need to take it back...that's what the club is all about. :)


The club is all about smiting.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/22/08 at 12:10 pm

Yes it is. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/22/08 at 1:38 pm

And smite we shall.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/22/08 at 1:47 pm

adagio

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/22/08 at 1:48 pm

Wayne.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/22/08 at 3:00 pm

I smite:

adagio
Marty McFly
Midas, because he hasn't been around much.
Rice Cube, because he's slacking at work.

:D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/22/08 at 3:10 pm

all 'yall, cuz you're distracting me! >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/22/08 at 6:48 pm


I smite:

adagio
Marty McFly
Midas, because he hasn't been around much.
Rice Cube, because he's slacking at work.

:D


I HAVEN'T been slacking at work; that's why I haven't been around! :P

I smite Jessica Rabbit 'cuz I haven't in awhile. :D
I smite Howard for posting random smite sentences in this thread and using the term 'smite' like The Smurfs did 'smurf'. :P
I smite Marty McFly and ladyhawk.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/22/08 at 10:03 pm

I've been slacking at work AND I haven't been around much.

Now what?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/22/08 at 10:10 pm


I HAVEN'T been slacking at work; that's why I haven't been around! :P

I smite Jessica Rabbit 'cuz I haven't in awhile. :D
I smite Howard for posting random smite sentences in this thread and using the term 'smite' like The Smurfs did 'smurf'. :P
I smite Marty McFly and ladyhawk.


What's a smurf smite?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/22/08 at 10:19 pm


I've been slacking at work AND I haven't been around much.

Now what?


Smite from me, that's what! >=D cuz you asked for it!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/22/08 at 10:19 pm


What's a smurf smite?


Conversely, what's a smite smurf?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/22/08 at 10:20 pm


Conversely, what's a smite smurf?   ???


Beats the smurf out of me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/23/08 at 7:36 am

I smite all y'all for letting this hit page two again.  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/23/08 at 4:03 pm


I smite all y'all for letting this hit page two again.  >:(


Page 25.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/23/08 at 4:13 pm


Page 25.


I mean page 2 of the forum not 25 pages in the thread. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/23/08 at 4:15 pm


I mean page 2 of the forum not 25 pages in the thread. :)


So you're gonna smite me?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/23/08 at 4:47 pm


So you're gonna smite me?


Are you asking for it? :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/23/08 at 5:29 pm


So you're gonna smite me?


Already did...I smited (smote?) everyone.....I'm evil like that. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/23/08 at 5:46 pm

I smite Dagwood for her evilness. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/23/08 at 5:58 pm

I smite Dagwood for her not knowing the correct past tense version of the word smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/23/08 at 10:23 pm

I smite nally

I smite coco pup

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/23/08 at 10:47 pm

I smite whistledog

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/24/08 at 6:19 am


Already did...I smited (smote?) everyone.....I'm evil like that. :D


Can I smeet you?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/24/08 at 9:16 am


Can I smeet you?


Depends on what smeet means.  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/24/08 at 9:49 am

NaLlY and saver.....SMOTEN!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 04/24/08 at 10:22 am

I smite saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/24/08 at 12:49 pm


Depends on what smeet means.  ???



slang for generally awesome.

"Whoa dude, look at him, he's so damn smeet".



Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tia on 04/24/08 at 12:56 pm

i smite howard for spreading the virus of happiness and joy on the smite thread.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 04/24/08 at 12:57 pm

Er, I doubt "smeet" will ever really catch on.  

I smite you, Howard for failing to coin a phrase as cool as "smotesmat" and Midas for setting the bar too high!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/24/08 at 1:16 pm


i smite howard for spreading the virus of happiness and joy on the smite thread.


Go Smite yourself! >:( http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/vtffani.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/24/08 at 1:17 pm


Er, I doubt "smeet" will ever really catch on.  

I smite you, Howard for failing to coin a phrase as cool as "smotesmat" and Midas for setting the bar too high!


It's his fault.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/24/08 at 1:17 pm


Go Smite yourself! >:( http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/10/vtffani.gif


Sorry, that's against the rules of Smite Club.  (I think it's rule #3)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/24/08 at 1:30 pm


Sorry, that's against the rules of Smite Club.  (I think it's rule #3)


F The rules,I could care less. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/24/08 at 1:32 pm

I smite Howard for being rebellious.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/24/08 at 1:41 pm


I smite Howard for being rebellious.


I smite Dag,for being herself.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 04/24/08 at 2:41 pm


F The rules,I could care less. :P


http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/4979/buckleupthreadky1.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/24/08 at 3:18 pm


Er, I doubt "smeet" will ever really catch on.  

I smite you, Howard for failing to coin a phrase as cool as "smotesmat" and Midas for setting the bar too high!


I smites ladybug for not having high enough standards in the first place :D and Howard for doubting the coolness of smotesmat!


http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/4979/buckleupthreadky1.gif


uh-oh, somebody's in trouble...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 04/24/08 at 4:28 pm


I smites ladybug for not having high enough standards in the first place :D and Howard for doubting the coolness of smotesmat!

uh-oh, somebody's in trouble...

I meant the bar was set too high for Howard.  Prepare to be smotesmat, smeet and smitted again tomorrow  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/25/08 at 7:02 am

I smite all y'all again for letting this hit page 3.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/25/08 at 7:03 am

I smite everyone,smote,smeet,smoot,smat whatever...  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/25/08 at 7:55 am

I smite coco pup

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/25/08 at 9:33 am

saver, for the eleventymillionth time. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/25/08 at 9:35 am

I smite ladybug316 to beat her to the punch at smiting me today! :D

I smite saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 04/25/08 at 11:37 am


I smite ladybug316 to beat her to the punch at smiting me today! :D

I smite saver.

I smite Midas for reasons previously stated.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/25/08 at 2:10 pm

I smite woops and Marty McFly

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/25/08 at 5:38 pm

I smite Tia for not updating the smite stats and to prevent this from going to page 2 of PPP.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/25/08 at 7:34 pm


F The rules,I could care less. :P


So you at least care a little?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/25/08 at 10:05 pm


So you at least care a little?


I smite care a little. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/26/08 at 9:10 am

I smite all Smite Club members for not keeping this on page 1 of PPP.

I smite Mr. Mister.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/26/08 at 9:51 am

I should smite myself if it were allowed.  I saw this on page two but didn't bump it.  Minor family emergency cropped up so I went to sort that out.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/26/08 at 2:29 pm

Well the I smite Karen for not bumping this up from page two. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/26/08 at 2:30 pm

Do you always have to have a reason to smite? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/26/08 at 2:47 pm

I think one should be allowed to smite themselves.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/26/08 at 3:01 pm


I think one should be allowed to smite themselves.


Do you win a prize? ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/26/08 at 3:25 pm

I smite Howard for being a smart aleck

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 04/26/08 at 4:21 pm

I smite Karen and Meat because they're asking for it :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/26/08 at 7:27 pm

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/26/08 at 7:40 pm


I smite Howard for being a smart aleck


How dare you smite thee! >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/26/08 at 10:15 pm


How dare you smite thee! >:(


I guess I'm just a daring soul.  No fear.  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/27/08 at 12:11 am

I smite LadyBeard.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/27/08 at 6:01 am


I guess I'm just a daring soul.  No fear.   :P


Of course you are.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/27/08 at 8:34 am


I smite LadyBeard.


No fair! You can't smite yourself in another incarnation!

I smite Meat! for trying to pull a fast one.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/27/08 at 11:06 am

I smite karen and Meat! for both suggesting we should be able to smite ourselves. :D

I smite adagio.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/27/08 at 2:58 pm

Ah, a new day and this thread's on page two.

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/27/08 at 4:51 pm


Ah, a new day and this thread's on page two.

I smite Philip Eno.


I smite Midas.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 04/27/08 at 5:43 pm

I smite Bobby36.

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 04/27/08 at 5:46 pm

and Dude111.

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/27/08 at 10:11 pm

I smite purplehaze and Marian

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/28/08 at 8:23 am

Everyone must be behaving because I can't find anyone to smite.

Perhaps I'm not trying hard enough  :-\\

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 04/28/08 at 8:26 am

i smite you all for not smiting.


and myself for not reading this thread in a week.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/28/08 at 9:57 am


I smite Midas.


I smite Howard for not stating a reason as to why he smited me.

I smite all that use that damn term "Decadeology".  What, can you get a degree in that?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 04/28/08 at 12:21 pm


i smite you all for not smiting.


and myself for not reading this thread in a week.

You cannot smite yourself (please see above posts), so I will smite you.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 04/28/08 at 12:25 pm

I smite all members of the club because I'm feeling grouchy and ill. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/28/08 at 12:46 pm

I smite Jessica for smiting me (hope you feel better)

I smite nally.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/28/08 at 1:25 pm


I smite all members of the club because I'm feeling grouchy and ill. :P


I smite Jess for grumblecakes.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/28/08 at 2:00 pm

I smite Midas for making me laugh when I am grouchy. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/28/08 at 2:10 pm

I smite Dagwood 'cuz somebody gotta do it.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/28/08 at 2:27 pm


I smite Dagwood 'cuz somebody gotta do it.  :D


Smite me baby, smite me. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/28/08 at 2:46 pm

I smite Howard for not stating a reason as to why he smited me.


I don't have to have a reason to smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/28/08 at 2:54 pm



I don't have to have a reason to smite.


For me, yeah ya DO!  >:(



5th rule: You can smite anyone you want,even members who didn't join,but you can only explain why here if that person agreed to participate.


7th rule: If you participate you get to confront the ones who smote you any way you like but don't forget the general boards rules. Go read them.




Oh and kudos to Midas who came up with the club name :-*



And there you go.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/28/08 at 2:59 pm


For me, yeah ya DO!  >:(

And there you go.


What if you can't come up with one? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/28/08 at 3:04 pm


What if you can't come up with one? ???


Then don't smite me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/28/08 at 3:32 pm


Then don't smite me.


Ok,I won't. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dominic L. on 04/28/08 at 5:08 pm

I smite Howard for that question.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/28/08 at 7:01 pm

I smite Belle du Jour for reminding me of the Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence theme.  I've had it going round my head all day

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 04/28/08 at 11:11 pm

Saver - AGAIN!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 04/29/08 at 6:56 am

Everyone for letting this hit page 2, again.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/29/08 at 7:37 am


I smite Howard for that question.


Ok,I'm smited!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/29/08 at 8:20 am

I smite star500

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/29/08 at 10:54 am

I smite Howard for turning down Billzy's advances :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/29/08 at 4:06 pm

Page 2?

I smite Tam cuz she's askin' for it. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 04/29/08 at 9:15 pm


Page 2?

I smite Tam cuz she's askin' for it. :D


Awww.... thanks Midas!
I feel so honored and special. :D ;D

No smites from me.... for now 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/29/08 at 10:51 pm


I smite Jessica, ladybug and Midas for smitting saver for some reason I'm not aware of.

I smite saver for not being a member of the club and therefore not allowing someone to give reason for the smites

I smite Howard for challenging the rules of the club and going against the grain

I smite Robin because its her fault that Howard keeps bringing her up.

I smite Tia for not configuring the list in such away that I can tell who's a member of the club.

and I smite gibbo.....  he knows why.



Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 04/29/08 at 11:27 pm



I smite Jessica, ladybug and Midas for smitting saver for some reason I'm not aware of.

It's not hard to find a reason.  Have you read any of his posts?  That's all I can say  :-X

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 04/30/08 at 7:03 am


I smite Howard for turning down Billzy's advances :D


I never turned him down.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/30/08 at 9:24 am


I never turned him down.


:o

I smite ladybug316 for getting trapped inside the quote box ;D

I smite Philip Eno and adagio.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 04/30/08 at 12:23 pm




:o

I smite ladybug316 for getting trapped inside the quote box ;D

I smite Philip Eno and adagio.

;D I cannot work the quote function, even though I've read the directions.  I may be genetically incapable. 
I smite you, Midas for pointing out my deficiencies!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/30/08 at 7:26 pm


I smite cinnabon because Burger King fries SUCK  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/30/08 at 8:36 pm


;D I cannot work the quote function, even though I've read the directions.  I may be genetically incapable. 
I smite you, Midas for pointing out my deficiencies!


You did just fine there ladybug!  Karma for your effort.  Oh wait...is that allowed here (to mention that we karma somebody and not smite them?)  I don't wanna get into trouble.  ;D 

So to even things out, I will smite uhhhh... my evil twin (the one that comes in and messes up my house without me even realizing it.)  Yeah.  That'll work.    ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/30/08 at 8:41 pm


You did just fine there ladybug!  Karma for your effort.  Oh wait...is that allowed here (to mention that we karma somebody and not smite them?)  I don't wanna get into trouble.  ;D 

So to even things out, I will smite uhhhh... my evil twin (the one that comes in and messes up my house without me even realizing it.)  Yeah.  That'll work.    ;D


I smite you for trying to be sneaky in smiting yourself.... but I still like you!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/30/08 at 8:53 pm


I smite you for trying to be sneaky in smiting yourself.... but I still like you!  ;D


;D ;D ;D  Awesome.  I smite you back too because um...uh...you are probably missing something good on television by being here.  ;D

I'm rather fond of you myself girlie!  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 04/30/08 at 9:00 pm


You did just fine there ladybug!  Karma for your effort.  Oh wait...is that allowed here (to mention that we karma somebody and not smite them?)  I don't wanna get into trouble.  ;D 

So to even things out, I will smite uhhhh... my evil twin (the one that comes in and messes up my house without me even realizing it.)  Yeah.  That'll work.    ;D


I smite bookmistress to even things out...or not :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/30/08 at 9:04 pm

lol OK.  That'll work.

I, uh, smite Midas, cause I feel bad for the cat in his avatar, spinning round and round and round and round.  Poor kitty.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/30/08 at 9:05 pm



lol...now that I got the skinny I wanna smite saver too...and look its a new day so I can!  ;D 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/30/08 at 9:07 pm

What the hay, I'll smite saver too.  And I don't have to have a reason.  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 04/30/08 at 9:11 pm


What the hay, I'll smite saver too.  And I don't have to have a reason.   :P

Q and BookMistress, you cheeky saver-smiting monkeys!

I don't think I can smite him again, so take this:

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/shakin.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 04/30/08 at 9:26 pm


Q and BookMistress, you cheeky saver-smiting monkeys!

I don't think I can smite him again, so take this:

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/shakin.gif



MONKEY BUTT!!!!!  ;D



http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii148/kandi32583/Monkeys/monkeybutt.jpg


next April Fools day I wanna be Monkey Butt not nosenuggets!  ;D 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 04/30/08 at 10:31 pm

I smite midnite

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/30/08 at 10:50 pm

I smite Howard

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/30/08 at 10:56 pm

I smite Howard because he posted the same exact thing (paragraph) exactly the same twice, even though I'd answered him in another thread.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>:( ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/30/08 at 10:58 pm


I smite Howard because he posted the same exact thing (paragraph) exactly the same twice, even though I'd answered him in another thread.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>:( ;)
;D  good smite there, I smited him because he let that little bird smite him

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 04/30/08 at 11:24 pm

I smite nally

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 05/01/08 at 1:30 am

I smite Mimzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevermind - I can't smite someone I just banned! ;D 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/01/08 at 7:47 am


I smite Howard because he posted the same exact thing (paragraph) exactly the same twice, even though I'd answered him in another thread.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>:( ;)


I was going to smite Howard for that reason but I see I was beaten to it.


I smite Mimzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I thought about smiting her yesterday but decided not to smite a n00b.


Nevermind - I can't smite someone I just banned! ;D 8)


:o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 05/01/08 at 7:48 am

Someone smite me for having moved a thread ....a very messy move.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/01/08 at 7:50 am

I smite Belle du Jour for messily moving a thread.  :-\\

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 05/01/08 at 8:09 am


I smite Belle du Jour for messily moving a thread.  :-\\


thank you.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/01/08 at 9:50 am


I smite Mimzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevermind - I can't smite someone I just banned! ;D 8)


Sure you can!  :D

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/01/08 at 3:37 pm


;D   good smite there, I smited him because he let that little bird smite him


It wasn't my fault.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/01/08 at 3:38 pm


I smite Howard because he posted the same exact thing (paragraph) exactly the same twice, even though I'd answered him in another thread.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>:( ;)


Sorry.  :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/01/08 at 4:05 pm

Somebody needs to smite me, I made the post that threw this onto page 2. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/01/08 at 4:06 pm


Somebody needs to smite me, I made the post that threw this onto page 2. :D


*poof* You're smitten!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/01/08 at 4:14 pm

Thanks, Howard :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/01/08 at 4:15 pm


Thanks, Howard :D


Welcome.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/01/08 at 4:54 pm


Somebody needs to smite me, I made the post that threw this onto page 2. :D


That's not your fault; peeps ain't smitin' as much.  But I'll smite you for good measure. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/01/08 at 6:13 pm

Wow, I'm getting smited right and left.  I smite Midas and Howard as a thanks for smiting me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/01/08 at 11:17 pm

I smite You-know-who.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 05/01/08 at 11:55 pm

I smite Tia for making me cry...... ;)

Who am I kidding??!!??!! I gave him some karma as well! 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 05/02/08 at 12:14 am



I smite the same person ladybug did cuz I'm totally converted now....  (pssstttt saver right?)


Sorry Patty... I smite bookmistress because her smothering thread gave Howard yet another thread to talk about Robin again


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/02/08 at 1:10 am

I smite Midas for calling us peeps  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/02/08 at 1:42 am




Sorry Patty... I smite bookmistress because her smothering thread gave Howard yet another thread to talk about Robin again





lol I deserved that one.  It hadn't even occured to me that that might happen.  I solly.  :\'(  ;D

I smite the Austrian old dude who kept his daughter and grandchildren in his basement.  I smite him with all my heart.  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/02/08 at 7:12 am



I smite the same person ladybug did cuz I'm totally converted now....   (pssstttt saver right?)


Sorry Patty... I smite bookmistress because her smothering thread gave Howard yet another thread to talk about Robin again





Sorry Snoz,I'm smitten! :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/02/08 at 8:10 am

I smite tia for not doing an update on the smite count

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/02/08 at 8:56 am


I smite Tia for making me cry...... ;)

Who am I kidding??!!??!! I gave him some karma as well! 8)


I smite Tam for offsetting the smite on Tia so quickly! :D


I smite Midas for calling us peeps  :P


Fair enough ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/02/08 at 1:31 pm



Fair enough ;D
Now I'm waiting for someone to use the word "radical" so I can smite them

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 05/02/08 at 1:42 pm


Now I'm waiting for someone to use the word "radical" so I can smite them


Why do you have to be so RADICAL Mike? ;D
Passiveness is much, much easier! ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 05/02/08 at 1:44 pm

When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful,
a miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.
And all the birds in the trees, well they'd be singing so happily,
joyfully, playfully watching me.
But then they send me away to teach me how to be sensible,
logical, responsible, practical.
And they showed me a world where I could be so dependable,
clinical, intellectual, cynical.

There are times when all the world's asleep,
the questions run too deep
for such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned
I know it sounds absurd
but please tell me who I am.

Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
liberal, fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable!

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/02/08 at 1:59 pm

the MODs are all up in my face  :o  I smite Tam and Red Ant for blatantly used "that word"  in a taunting manner  >:( 
and to boot, I never liked that song  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 05/02/08 at 2:29 pm


the MODs are all up in my face  :o   I smite Tam and Red Ant for blatantly used "that word"  in a taunting manner   >:( 
and to boot, I never liked that song  ;D


Haha! I actually like that song now.

Maybe this song is more to your liking:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 05/02/08 at 4:24 pm

I free Tia of the smitelog duties because it's too much trouble and who cares?

Also i smite all the members of this club because i love you all so much :-*

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/02/08 at 5:12 pm


Also i smite all the members of this club because i love you all so much :-*


I smite thereshegoes 'cuz what's love got to do with it?  :P

Yous' all radical peeps!  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 05/02/08 at 5:17 pm


I smite thereshegoes 'cuz what's love got to do with it?  :P

Yous' all radical peeps!  :D


It's tough love! Smite me a little harder,baby :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 05/02/08 at 5:32 pm


Sorry Snoz,I'm smitten! :(



I know that....that's why I smited bookmistress instead of smiting you this time.
  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/02/08 at 5:48 pm


It's tough love! Smite me a little harder,baby :D


Tomorrow!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 05/02/08 at 6:19 pm


I smite Midas for blatantly obeying the rules  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/02/08 at 6:27 pm

I'll smite saver twice, 'cause I'm a rebel!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/02/08 at 8:12 pm


I smite Midas for blatantly obeying the rules  ;D


I smite snoz for being observant! :D


I'll smite saver twice, 'cause I'm a rebel!


I smite ladybug for breakin rulez!  :D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/02/08 at 9:29 pm


I smite snoz for being observant! :D

I smite ladybug for breakin rulez!  :D ;D

Backatcha!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 05/02/08 at 9:32 pm

I'm smiting everyone with a guilty conscience.  I'm a behind on my smitin' so that should cover it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/02/08 at 9:41 pm


I'm smiting everyone with a guilty conscience.  I'm a behind on my smitin' so that should cover it.


I have none.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/02/08 at 9:45 pm


I have none.

Well jeez, Howard, go out there and do something evil!

I smite you for sitting on your  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/bootyshake.gifwhen there's fun to be had!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/02/08 at 9:47 pm


Well jeez, Howard, go out there and do something evil!

I smite you for sitting on your  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/bootyshake.gifwhen there's fun to be had!


My ass is there to be sitting on.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 05/02/08 at 9:51 pm


I have none.


You have no guilt or no conscience?

If you have no guilt then you're boarding on sainthood.  If you have no conscience then you're a psychopath.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/02/08 at 10:01 pm


You have no guilt or no conscience?

If you have no guilt then you're boarding on sainthood.  If you have no conscience then you're a psychopath.


psychopath?!?!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 05/02/08 at 10:06 pm


psychopath?!?!



me thinks Howard has finally found his true calling  ;D


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/02/08 at 10:11 pm


psychopath?!?!

Alrighty, conscienceless psychopath it is http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/pissed.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 05/02/08 at 10:17 pm


Alrighty, conscienceless psychopath it is http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/pissed.gif


or sociopath....  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/02/08 at 10:24 pm


or sociopath....  ::)

Too tired to look for the sociopath smiley, though I'm sure it's there somewhere.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/03/08 at 7:02 am



me thinks Howard has finally found his true calling  ;D





Indeed I have.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 05/03/08 at 1:02 pm

Found this here thread on PAGE 2 yet again!

So, I will smite Midas because I can. I will smite Rice Cube (is he in the club?)
And for Jess, I will smite Amtrak!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Rice_Cube on 05/03/08 at 6:05 pm


Found this here thread on PAGE 2 yet again!

So, I will smite Midas because I can. I will smite Rice Cube (is he in the club?)
And for Jess, I will smite Amtrak!


I am in the club, but I have not had time to smite lately.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 05/03/08 at 6:30 pm


psychopath?!?!


Psychopathmark.  ;D

I smite Donnie Darko.

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/5408/banhammer2ug.jpg

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/03/08 at 7:14 pm

Ha!  Psychopathmark  ;D + Karma.

(Oh, and smite).

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/03/08 at 7:27 pm


Found this here thread on PAGE 2 yet again!

So, I will smite Midas because I can. I will smite Rice Cube (is he in the club?)
And for Jess, I will smite Amtrak!



What did Amtrack do to you?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 05/04/08 at 11:58 am



What did Amtrack do to you?


Not to me Howard....
I smited Amtrak for Jess because of all the crap she went through trying to go see her family and ending up back where she started because of the barges hitting a bridge etc... ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 05/04/08 at 3:29 pm

Someone needs to smite me because my last post ^ made this go to page 2 again!!! >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 05/04/08 at 3:33 pm


Not to me Howard....
I smited Amtrak for Jess because of all the crap she went through trying to go see her family and ending up back where she started because of the barges hitting a bridge etc... ::)


What? I missed this news. What barge smacked a bridge?

Why would your last post bump this thread back to page 2?

*smite!*

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/04/08 at 4:45 pm

I'll smite myself for mentioning someone. :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/04/08 at 4:52 pm


I'll smite myself for mentioning someone. :(

How many times, Howard? 

You cannot smite yourself and how dare you mention "She who shall not be named"

SMITE!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/04/08 at 5:18 pm


How many times, Howard? 

You cannot smite yourself and how dare you mention "She who shall not be named"

SMITE!




plenty of times.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 05/04/08 at 5:44 pm

So I was bored and I updated the tally.
Not a big deal really - but Howard is winning!! Mahahahaha ;D


Adagio 7
Australian80schild
Belle du Jour 16
BF Mike 16
Bill
BlueMolly2006
Bobby
Bobby36
Bookmistress 17
Catwoman
ChuckyG 1
Coco pup 2
Dagwood 19
Davester
DD (?) 6
Doc Brown 3
digger 3
Dude111
foo bar 2
gis 3
gibbo 1
gypsy road
hawktheslayer 1
howard 50
Isabel 10
Jessica 21
jessssbeans
Ladybug 12
Karen 20
Macphisto
Marian 1
Marty McFly 3
Meat! 21
Mickey D
Midas 39
midnite 1
Mr. Mister 7
Nally 8
Never Duplicated
Ninny 4
philip eno 12
Red ant 18
reynolds 15
rice 17
Sammy Reed
Satan’s Dad 3
saver 14
Sharky
Snozberries 18
Star500 1
Tia 36 ½
Trimac20
whistledog 1
woops. 3
Tam 24


Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother
Ronald McDonald
Robin 3
Chelsea Clinton
Nicole Ritchie
Paris Hilton
Cinnabon
Amtrak

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/04/08 at 6:13 pm


plenty of times.

Expect some more smite tomorrow, wiseacre, and 10 minutes of time-out now, mister.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/05/08 at 7:05 am


So I was bored and I updated the tally.
Not a big deal really - but Howard is winning!! Mahahahaha ;D


Adagio 7
Australian80schild
Belle du Jour 16
BF Mike 16
Bill
BlueMolly2006
Bobby
Bobby36
Bookmistress 17
Catwoman
ChuckyG 1
Coco pup 2
Dagwood 19
Davester
DD (?) 6
Doc Brown 3
digger 3
Dude111
foo bar 2
gis 3
gibbo 1
gypsy road
hawktheslayer 1
howard 50
Isabel 10
Jessica 21
jessssbeans
Ladybug 12
Karen 20
Macphisto
Marian 1
Marty McFly 3
Meat! 21
Mickey D
Midas 39
midnite 1
Mr. Mister 7
Nally 8
Never Duplicated
Ninny 4
philip eno 12
Red ant 18
reynolds 15
rice 17
Sammy Reed
Satan’s Dad 3
saver 14
Sharky
Snozberries 18
Star500 1
Tia 36 ½
Trimac20
whistledog 1
woops. 3
Tam 24


Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother
Ronald McDonald
Robin 3
Chelsea Clinton
Nicole Ritchie
Paris Hilton
Cinnabon
Amtrak




I got the most smites?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/05/08 at 10:44 am

VegettoVa90

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 05/05/08 at 10:53 am

I smite azx1210, as well as the rest of China.

I also smite the entire population of Burkina Faso.

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/05/08 at 7:14 pm

Egads this was on page 3

I smite midnite

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/05/08 at 9:48 pm

I smite everyone on the tally list 'cuz I'm in 2nd place and I've been away for awhile.

Except the kid with the square wheel.  He can't help it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 05/05/08 at 9:53 pm

I smite ChuckyG for linking that awful Korean "music" video.

I smite Quirk only 'cause she hasn't been smote yet.

I'd half smite Tia to get rid of that fraction, but he gave me karma today. Ah, what the hell, I still half smite Tia.  ;D

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/05/08 at 9:53 pm

I would smite Midas for complaining but I have to go. 



























dude, I can't leave you hanging on edge like that bro', you're smote.  8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/06/08 at 7:50 am

I smite all of you because I found this on page 2 again.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 05/06/08 at 7:56 am

i thought i had it bad till I saw Howard's score...

I smite Howard for having gotten 50 points.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 05/06/08 at 9:06 am

I smite everyone in the club because I won't be able to for a while. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 05/06/08 at 9:17 am

Dammit I've been smited three times, three times!! I smite everyone whose name I can see on this last page.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/06/08 at 9:55 am

Here's that smite I promised you, Howard!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/06/08 at 2:46 pm


Here's that smite I promised you, Howard!


Thanks Ladybug.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/06/08 at 2:57 pm


Thanks Ladybug.

Sure thing.  And because you're so good about it, I'll give you some karma also.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/06/08 at 3:11 pm


Sure thing.  And because you're so good about it, I'll give you some karma also.


Thanks,Karma back.  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/06/08 at 5:34 pm

I smite Howard and ladybug for evening out smite/karma. :P :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/06/08 at 7:23 pm


I smite Howard and ladybug for evening out smite/karma. :P :D

I smite you right back and I'm not giving you any karma!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/06/08 at 10:40 pm


I smite you right back and I'm not giving you any karma!


Hooray!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/07/08 at 7:18 am


I smite Howard and ladybug for evening out smite/karma. :P :D



What for?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/07/08 at 9:51 am

I smite Step-Chan

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/07/08 at 10:33 am

I smite Howard for bringing up a diaper fetish.  Gross

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/07/08 at 10:42 am

I smite Dagwood, because um...er... her name reminds me of a sandwich and I'm hungry.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/07/08 at 11:13 am



What for?


Because you smited ladybug and then gave karma.  It's a wash.

I smite Howard today for having to explain that to him.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Bobby on 05/07/08 at 11:28 am

I'm not much of a smiter. Er . . . I smite Howard for going on about his ex missus but I will give him karma because I feel guilty for smiting him, lol.

k.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/07/08 at 11:49 am


I smite Dagwood, because um...er... her name reminds me of a sandwich and I'm hungry.  ;D


;D  I live to serve.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 05/07/08 at 1:26 pm


I smite my wireless router for taking a dive and leaving me without internet access at home....

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/08/08 at 3:23 am

I smite Bobby

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/08/08 at 3:24 am

and I smite Whole Foods hot buffet chef.  I'm awake because my stomach is a bit upset

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 05/08/08 at 6:27 am

I smite everone that contributed to my 18 points. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/08/08 at 3:14 pm


I'm not much of a smiter. Er . . . I smite Howard for going on about his ex missus but I will give him karma because I feel guilty for smiting him, lol.

k.


Thanks Bobby.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/08/08 at 3:14 pm


I smite Howard for bringing up a diaper fetish.  Gross


Sorry about that. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 05/08/08 at 6:07 pm


I smite everone that contributed to my 18 points. 


whose keeping track of that count? 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Bobby on 05/08/08 at 6:44 pm


I smite Bobby


I'm on the map . . .  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/08/08 at 7:13 pm


I'm on the map . . .  ;D

Oh, I didn't realize you hadn't had any.  Here's some more:

SMITE

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/08/08 at 7:26 pm

I smite VegettoVa90

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Bobby on 05/08/08 at 7:29 pm


Oh, I didn't realize you hadn't had any.  Here's some more:

SMITE


I'll forgive you because at least you made your smite move about.  8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/08/08 at 9:59 pm


I'm on the map . . .  ;D


If you join the Smite Club Gang I could tell you why I smited you.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/09/08 at 6:30 am


Oh, I didn't realize you hadn't had any.  Here's some more:

SMITE


A moving smite?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/09/08 at 9:29 am


A moving smite?

Sure.  Here's one for you too!

SMITE

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/09/08 at 4:22 pm


Sure.  Here's one for you too!

SMITE


Thanks LB.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Bobby on 05/09/08 at 4:24 pm


If you join the Smite Club Gang I could tell you why I smited you.


I suppose I've joined already. Go on then, tell me why you have smited me, lol.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/09/08 at 11:46 pm

I smite VegettoVa90 and Dude111

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/09/08 at 11:55 pm

I smite Dude111

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/10/08 at 10:42 am

Page 2 again?  Add a smite to your tallies, clubbas.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/10/08 at 2:08 pm

I just caught it on page 2 as well.  Smite to you all. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/10/08 at 6:09 pm


I just caught it on page 2 as well.  Smite to you all. :D


smite you back,for what? I have no idea. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/11/08 at 8:58 am


I suppose I've joined already. Go on then, tell me why you have smited me, lol.


For smiting someone before you joinedthe smite club.  Your name wasn't on the list of members (check page one of this thread for a link)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/11/08 at 11:45 am


smite you back,for what? I have no idea. ;D


I smite Howard for having no idea. :D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/11/08 at 4:53 pm


I smite Howard for having no idea. :D ;D


I smite Midas for smiting me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Bobby on 05/11/08 at 5:38 pm


For smiting someone before you joinedthe smite club.  Your name wasn't on the list of members (check page one of this thread for a link)


Oops, my apologies. I will retract that smite to Howard, lol. I'm not really into smiting anyway. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/11/08 at 10:59 pm

VegettoVa90

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/12/08 at 10:18 am

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 05/12/08 at 9:40 pm

I smite Rachel Ray.

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 05/12/08 at 10:43 pm

I smite you all because I haven't in awhile.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/13/08 at 7:10 am

I smite May 2008 Playboy Centerfold. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/13/08 at 10:24 am


I smite you all because I haven't in awhile.


I smite Jess for hiding in Cal-ee-fo'-nyah :D

I smite the rest of the 00zeficial Smite Club members for not smiting enough :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/13/08 at 10:34 am

I smite Dude111

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/13/08 at 10:41 am

I smite Midas for smiting me.

I smite Howard for smiting an inanimate object.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/13/08 at 1:23 pm

I smite Snozberries 'cuz I haven't seen her around much lately.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 05/13/08 at 2:00 pm




I smite Howard for smiting an inanimate object.


thing is, it smote him back.


so i smite him for leaving himself open to smite-osity from inanimate objects.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 05/13/08 at 2:12 pm

I smite Satan's Dad for leading me into the unknown territory of death metal. (karma is inappropriate for such dark depression)

I also smite Whoops. I was listening to an 80's radio show and DEBRAH came on and I thought of him. (If I want cheesy I'll get a can of cheese wiz)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/13/08 at 2:34 pm

I smite coco pup and claybricks

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/13/08 at 2:36 pm


I smite Midas for smiting me.

I smite Howard for smiting an inanimate object.



There's nothing wrong for smiting an inanimate object.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/13/08 at 3:59 pm



There's nothing wrong for smiting an inanimate object.

With that in mind, I am smiting your avatar!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/14/08 at 7:37 am


With that in mind, I am smiting your avatar!


Fine,go ahead and smite me woman,you'll never get away with this! >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/14/08 at 7:39 am

I smite Howard for threatenng ladybug. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/14/08 at 7:44 am


I smite Howard for threatenng ladybug. :D


Damn,2 smites in one day,What's going on here?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/14/08 at 8:27 am


I smite Howard for threatenng ladybug. :D

Thank you and have some karma.

Howard, I'm smiting you again tomorrow!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/14/08 at 4:21 pm

Page 2, Bruté ?

I smite Dagwood for mistyping "threatening". :D

I smite the rest o' the Smite Club except ladybug316, Howard, karen & Belle du Jour for lack of smiting. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/14/08 at 6:10 pm



I smite Dagwood for mistyping "threatening". :D



I smite Midas for pointing out my error. 


The sad part is that I type for a living. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/14/08 at 7:50 pm


Page 2, Bruté ?

I smite Dagwood for mistyping "threatening". :D

I smite the rest o' the Smite Club except ladybug316, Howard, karen & Belle du Jour for lack of smiting. :D

Consider yourself smotesmat for that "joke".

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/14/08 at 8:01 pm


Consider yourself smotesmat for that "joke".


I like the way you smite me.  No diggity.  No doubt.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/smite.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/14/08 at 11:04 pm

I smite nally and ladyhawk

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/15/08 at 8:03 am

Another smite for Howard, as promised.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/15/08 at 8:03 am


I like the way you smite me.  No diggity.  No doubt.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/smite.jpg

8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/15/08 at 8:25 am

I smite saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/15/08 at 9:27 am

I smite woops.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/15/08 at 12:41 pm


Another smite for Howard, as promised.


I'm smitten with you.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/15/08 at 2:27 pm


I'm smitten with you.  ;D

Yeah, yeah, take a number.... ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/15/08 at 3:59 pm

I smite Shacks Train

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/15/08 at 11:39 pm

Page 2...Oh no, not again!  :o

I smite ladybug for giving me the smotesmat earlier. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/16/08 at 9:15 am

Happy Friday, peeps! :D

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/16/08 at 3:22 pm


Yeah, yeah, take a number.... ;)


How long of a wait?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/16/08 at 4:51 pm


How long of a wait?


I smite Howard for asking! :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/16/08 at 5:42 pm

I smite saver and Marian.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/16/08 at 7:43 pm


How long of a wait?

You can't count that high!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/17/08 at 6:05 am


You can't count that high!


Of course I can.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/17/08 at 10:25 am


Of course I can.

::)You also can't take a joke.  I smite you again.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/17/08 at 2:56 pm


::)You also can't take a joke.  I smite you again.


I'm sorry,can you un-smite someone? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/17/08 at 7:34 pm

I smite everyone in smite club except ladybug, Howard, karen & dagwood for not smiting enough! :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/17/08 at 7:43 pm

I smite the college loan people.  I smite them very hard.  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/17/08 at 9:54 pm

Shacks Train

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/17/08 at 9:58 pm


Shacks Train

I second that! A BIG, HUGE, STINGING WALLOP OF A SMITE TO SHACKS TRAIN!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 05/17/08 at 10:08 pm


I second that! A BIG, HUGE, STINGING WALLOP OF A SMITE TO SHACKS TRAIN!


I must be psychic... I knew who you smote before I even read down to your post.  ;)

No karma for guessing who I'm smiting.  ;D

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/17/08 at 10:34 pm


I must be psychic... I knew who you smote before I even read down to your post.  ;)

No karma for guessing who I'm smiting.  ;D

Ant

:)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/18/08 at 5:49 am


I smite everyone in smite club except ladybug, Howard, karen & dagwood for not smiting enough! :D


stop it! >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/18/08 at 8:21 am


stop it! >:(


Howard, he didn't smite you.  He smited everyone but the people he named in the post.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/18/08 at 9:24 am


Howard, he didn't smite you.  He smited everyone but the people he named in the post.


But now I do and everyone else in Karma League except myself so they can subtract at least one from their karma total :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 05/18/08 at 10:06 am

I smite AOL news for covering the lamest stories ever put on the internet... day after day after...

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/18/08 at 4:48 pm


Howard, he didn't smite you.  He smited everyone but the people he named in the post.


I'm sorry,My bad.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/18/08 at 6:44 pm


But now I do and everyone else in Karma League except myself so they can subtract at least one from their karma total :D

Retribution spite for Midas.

I spite Shacks Train again.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/18/08 at 6:49 pm


But now I do and everyone else in Karma League except myself so they can subtract at least one from their karma total :D


Well, then, I smite you right back.  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/19/08 at 10:07 am

I smite the woman operating the dishwasher yesterday.  She was rude

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/19/08 at 1:46 pm

It's a new day, so I may smite Shacks Train again.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 05/19/08 at 2:09 pm

Members:

Badfinger-Fan  27
Belle du Jour    26
Bookmistress4ever  29
Dagwood  32
Foo Bar    19
Howard  74
Jessica Rabbit  32
Karen  29
Ladybug316  25
Meat  29
Midas  56
Red Ant  28
Reynolds1863  24
Rice Cube  26
Snozberries  28
Thereshegoes  19
Tia  46
Tam  35

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1                           
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 2
Bobby36 1
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 3
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 1
DD (?) 7
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gis 4
gibbo 2
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jessssbeans 2
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 4
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 8
Nally 10
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 5
philip eno 15
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 5
saver 18
Shacks Train 5
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 2
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 5

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 4
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/19/08 at 2:25 pm


Members:

Badfinger-Fan   27
Belle du Jour    26
Bookmistress4ever   29
Dagwood   32
Foo Bar    19
Howard   74
Jessica Rabbit   32
Karen   29
Ladybug316   25
Meat   29
Midas   56
Red Ant   28
Reynolds1863   24
Rice Cube   26
Snozberries   28
Thereshegoes   19
Tia   46
Tam   35

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1                           
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 2
Bobby36 1
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 3
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 1
DD (?) 7
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gis 4
gibbo 2
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jessssbeans 2
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 4
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 8
Nally 10
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 5
philip eno 15
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 5
saver 18
Shacks Train 5
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 2
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 5

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 4
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1





So this indicates how many times people were smited? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 05/19/08 at 2:31 pm

It does Howard.

And I smite you for asking! ;D

I also smite Midas coz it's been a minute since my last one and I miss when he smite's me.... diiiiiirrrrty Midas!!! ;D ;D 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/19/08 at 2:57 pm


It does Howard.

And I smite you for asking! ;D

I also smite Midas coz it's been a minute since my last one and I miss when he smite's me.... diiiiiirrrrty Midas!!! ;D ;D 8)


Hey you can't smite me?  ??? :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 05/19/08 at 3:09 pm


Hey you can't smite me?  ??? :(


Why can't I smite you?
I am a member am I not?
;D

Now I will smite you tomorrow too!!! ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/19/08 at 3:39 pm

I smite Howard for complaining about being smited. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 05/19/08 at 3:40 pm

wow...what did i do?!

now i have to read all these posts!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/19/08 at 4:26 pm


wow...what did i do?!

now i have to read all these posts!


I would assume that your only crime is you are part of the group that automatically gets smited for not smiting anyone else (so that this smite thread gets relegated to page 2 (or worse)).  But that is just my assumption.  I doubt you annoy anybody.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/19/08 at 6:34 pm


I would assume that your only crime is you are part of the group that automatically gets smited for not smiting anyone else (so that this smite thread gets relegated to page 2 (or worse)).  But that is just my assumption.  I doubt you annoy anybody.   ;D

That is indeed it, Belle!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/19/08 at 11:12 pm

Shacks Train

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/20/08 at 3:24 am


Shacks Train


Sorry, can't wait for another day.  Smite 'em again.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/20/08 at 6:44 am


I smite Howard for complaining about being smited. ;)


I smite you.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/20/08 at 7:21 am


I smite you.


:)


I am joining in on the Shacks Train smiteathon. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/20/08 at 9:38 am


It does Howard.

And I smite you for asking! ;D

I also smite Midas coz it's been a minute since my last one and I miss when he smite's me.... diiiiiirrrrty Midas!!! ;D ;D 8)


Here ya go!  :D  You get smited for making "smites" possessive! ^  :o

I smite Howard for telling others they can't smite him.
I smite Belle du Jour for not knowing ;D
I smite bookmistress4ever for providing an explanation to Belle du Jour :D
I smite ladybug316 for agreeing ;D
I smite dagwood cuz it's fun :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/20/08 at 10:07 am

Well, then I smite Midas cuz smiting is no fun unless someone smites back. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/20/08 at 10:12 am


Well, then I smite Midas cuz smiting is no fun unless someone smites back. ;)


;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/20/08 at 11:50 am

I smite Howard for being stubborn about a certain someone.  There are millions of fish in the sea dude.

What the heck...I'll smite that certain fish he is obsessed with too.  Just for good measure.

I smite Midas, because well...he's Midas and that in itself deserves smiting.  (He doesn't even turn things to gold when he touches 'em!)  Imposter!  ;D  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/20/08 at 12:13 pm

I smite Midas because he never has the decency to be offended  ;)

I smite Shacks Train again (and if anyone is wondering why, they can pm me).

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/20/08 at 12:16 pm

I smite thereshegoes because she hasn't been here for awhile, and I miss her bubbly personality.  :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 05/20/08 at 12:44 pm


That is indeed it, Belle!


OK by me.




I smite bookmistress4ever for providing an explanation to Belle du Jour :D
I smite ladybug316 for agreeing ;D




me too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/20/08 at 12:50 pm

I smite Belle all on her own.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/20/08 at 9:43 pm

I smite VagettaVa90

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/21/08 at 6:39 am

I smite Howard for being stubborn about a certain someone.  There are millions of fish in the sea dude.


That's one reason to smite me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 05/21/08 at 6:51 am

I smite all that smited me on this page.  Just for fun and comradeship.
I smite Howard cuz it's fashionable.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/21/08 at 6:56 am


I smite all that smited me on this page.  Just for fun and comradeship.
I smite Howard cuz it's fashionable.


Being fashionable is not reason to smite. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/21/08 at 9:32 am


Being fashionable is not reason to smite. ;)


Oh I think it is

I smite Howard because I like to follow trends

and also YO DADDY

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/21/08 at 9:40 am

What does this thread mean 'smite'

o-o-o-o-o-h-h-h-h  n-o-o-o-o-o-o should I have asked that?    ???
 
;D
:D
;D







Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/21/08 at 10:19 am

I smite Shacks Train

I smite the whiny kid in my carpool

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/21/08 at 10:23 am

Ditto Dagwood.

I smite Shacks Train

I smite the whiny kid is Dagwood's carpool (that's NO way to start a morning!)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/21/08 at 12:25 pm

ah ok..I smite the *&^%£% that cut me up at the traffic lights this afternoon   >:( >:(

but noone on 'ere (yet)

;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/22/08 at 12:00 am


Foo Bar    19


It's been a while since I've checked.  What'd I do?  (I wanna know, so I can do it again! :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/22/08 at 6:12 am


Oh I think it is

I smite Howard because I like to follow trends

and also YO DADDY


Aw Man. :( ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/22/08 at 1:17 pm

I smite Shacks Train

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/22/08 at 2:43 pm


I smite Shacks Train


He's going to be catching Howard up at this rate!

Since I did it to Bobby I'm going to have to smite Babooshka for handing out a smite before joining the club.  I think you should join though Jules, I reckon you'll be an asset.

I'm also going to smite Debbie (see The 2000's)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/22/08 at 7:21 pm

I smite Shacks Train. 

I smite Debbie

I smite saver (it's been a while)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/23/08 at 7:55 am

Everyone else in the clubfor letting this get to page two

And whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI.  I'd waited for nearly a year for that episode  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/23/08 at 6:45 pm

Page 2 again.

I smite Philip Eno

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 05/23/08 at 10:07 pm

I smite Midas for not doing a show to keep me entertained. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/24/08 at 6:17 pm

I smite all y'all.  Page 3 again

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/25/08 at 10:42 am


I smite all y'all.  Page 3 again


And back at all y'all.  Page 3 AGAIN!

And Philip Eno.


I smite Midas for not doing a show to keep me entertained. :P


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/NotAmused.jpg

:D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/25/08 at 11:43 am

For geeks everywhere:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/smite-1.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/25/08 at 2:18 pm


For geeks everywhere:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/djmidas96/smite-1.jpg


oooh!  He's talking in BASIC programming code.  I'm getting all excited.    :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 05/25/08 at 11:22 pm

I smite all the members because I won't be able to smite until I have moved and have everything hooked up again!!! ;D 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 05/26/08 at 12:25 am

I smite Snoz because she hasn't been around to keep me up till 5:00am.

I smite Phillip Eno for being a geek x 2.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/26/08 at 5:42 am


I smite all the members because I won't be able to smite until I have moved and have everything hooked up again!!! ;D 8)


Then I'll smite you.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/26/08 at 7:52 am

I smite you all because this was on page 2 again.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/26/08 at 10:35 am

I smite Tam cross-country style so she remembers us :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/26/08 at 1:00 pm

I smite Tia for turning me on to Crack    :-\\

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/26/08 at 4:42 pm

I'll smite myself on the head.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 05/26/08 at 5:07 pm


Members:

Badfinger-Fan   27
Belle du Jour    26
Bookmistress4ever   29
Dagwood   32
Foo Bar    19
Howard   74
Jessica Rabbit   32
Karen   29
Ladybug316   25
Meat   29
Midas   56
Red Ant   28
Reynolds1863   24
Rice Cube   26
Snozberries   28
Thereshegoes   19
Tia   46
Tam   35

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1                           
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 2
Bobby36 1
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 3
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 1
DD (?) 7
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gis 4
gibbo 2
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jessssbeans 2
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 4
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 8
Nally 10
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 5
philip eno 15
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 5
saver 18
Shacks Train 5
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 2
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 5

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 4
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1





... >:(

I smite all members for not having the guts to smite me. :P


And I'd smite them again for not keeping the smite count updated (if only I were allowed to).


And then some, for good measure.


...But then I'd have to smite myself for not signing up.


And then again for not following the rules.










Aw heck...Bring it on!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/26/08 at 5:17 pm



... >:(

I smite all members for not having the guts to smite me. :P


And I'd smite them again for not keeping the smite count updated (if only I were allowed to).


And then some, for good measure.


...But then I'd have to smite myself for not signing up.


And then again for not following the rules.










Aw heck...Bring it on!



So, are you officially signing up for Smite Club?  Remember...you can't talk about Smite Club.  ;D

What the heck, I'll smite ya, 'cause I like ya.  I smite Henk.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/27/08 at 12:18 am

Hey, I aim to please.  I Smite Henk.

By the way, this smite thing might go better for you if you're not so nice...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/27/08 at 5:52 pm

I smite everyone because this was on page 4

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/27/08 at 9:42 pm

I smite thereshegoes because here she isn't

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/27/08 at 10:05 pm


I smite thereshegoes because here she isn't


I smite Badfinger-Fan Mike cuz that was a semi-bad line ;D

I smite Henk 'cuz he's askin' for it!  :D

I smite bookmistress4ever for getting excited about Basic code.  GERRRRRARRRRRDO.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Red Ant on 05/27/08 at 10:10 pm


Hey, I aim to please.  I Smite Henk.

By the way, this smite thing might go better for you if you're not so nice...


So, I have to be more of an a-hole to get smitten by name? You all are asking a lot!

I smite Henk because he's new. and for stealing arcade trophies from me.

I smite Midas for not including "30: Run" in his pic.

Ant

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/27/08 at 10:34 pm


So, I have to be more of an a-hole to get smitten by name? You all are asking a lot!

I smite Henk because he's new. and for stealing arcade trophies from me.

I smite Midas for not including "30: Run" in his pic.

Ant


I smite Red Ant because I didn't make the pic :P :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/27/08 at 11:56 pm

I smite Midas for revealing my weakness for rolled "R"'s.  And no...not in the Pirate-y "Arrrgh" way either.  :D ;D

I smite Red Ant, cause he's just begging for it.  Also because he gave me a cute April Fools name that now I can't decide which I like better.  I'm torn.


I smite Snozberries and Thereshegoes because I miss 'em.

Oh and I smite Henk again, 'cause it was so fun the last time.  :D  Plus I'm waiting for a new quiz (and I am impatient).  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 05/28/08 at 12:21 am


Oh and I smite Henk again, 'cause it was so fun the last time.   :D  Plus I'm waiting for a new quiz (and I am impatient).   ;D


And did it make you feel good? Well, smite on you then!

I smite Jack for holding way more trophies than me (plus I can't remember the last time I nicked of his).


Hey, I aim to please.  I Smite Henk.

By the way, this smite thing might go better for you if you're not so nice...


Was that aimed at me...? 'Cause if it was, I'll have to smite you.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/28/08 at 2:31 am


I smite Badfinger-Fan Mike cuz that was a semi-bad line ;D

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020qwCT1IAAoAJZqjzbkF/SIG=11p554fj5/EXP=1212046128/**http%3A//www.movie-list.com/r/rambo.jpg
I smite Midas for drawing first blood and making fun of my semi-bad line


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/28/08 at 7:04 am


I smite everyone because this was on page 4


It Is?  :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/28/08 at 7:40 am

It was

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/28/08 at 7:42 am


It was



It shouldn't be.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/28/08 at 7:43 am



It shouldn't be.


That's why everyone got a smite from me. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/28/08 at 8:55 am

I smite the Girl Scouts who asked me if I was over 40 for some family bingo game they were playing.

I smite Satan's Dad for never being here

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 05/28/08 at 9:08 am

I smite the person that cancelled my 9am appointment after I was already there... >:(



I smite Badfinger-fan for not knowing when I'm joking.  And for that image of Sly.

I smite Henk too.  I give in to peer pressure.  All the cool kids are doing it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 05/28/08 at 12:14 pm


I smite the person that cancelled my 9am appointment after I was already there... >:(



I smite Badfinger-fan for that image of Sly.

They drew first blood, not me

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/28/08 at 3:47 pm

I smite those girls in front of me in a Dunkin Donuts shop carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/28/08 at 5:24 pm

I smite ninny for taking yet another of my top scores in the arcade!  >:( ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/28/08 at 7:02 pm

I smite saver

I smite bookmistress for explaining why she smited someone who isn't in the club

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/28/08 at 7:11 pm


I smite saver

I smite bookmistress for explaining why she smited someone who isn't in the club


drat!  So many rules to remember.  I'm getting old and forgetful.  ;D

I smite karen, cause she hasn't been smitten for awhile.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/28/08 at 8:08 pm

I smite:
Marty McFly
&
Whistledog

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/29/08 at 1:05 pm


I smite everyone because this was on page 4


My turn to do this for the same reason

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/29/08 at 2:53 pm


My turn to do this for the same reason


YOU CAN'T SMITE ME!  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/29/08 at 3:27 pm


YOU CAN'T SMITE ME!  >:(


Well I can't smite you again.  Remind me to do it tomorrow for complaining today

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 05/29/08 at 3:30 pm


I smite those girls in front of me in a Dunkin Donuts shop carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy. >:(


;D ;D

OK I will too Howie.. they need a good smiting

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/29/08 at 3:34 pm

I smite Good Gal

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/29/08 at 3:42 pm


;D ;D

OK I will too Howie.. they need a good smiting


They wouldn't know what the word means.  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/29/08 at 6:32 pm


Well I can't smite you again.  Remind me to do it tomorrow for complaining today


I will smite Howard for you today. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/29/08 at 6:34 pm

saver as usual

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 05/29/08 at 7:22 pm

Yo!

I smite Brian!!

I smite Patty (Bookmistress) cause I see she is online and hasn't replied to my pm yet!  ;D ;D 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/29/08 at 7:35 pm


Yo!

I smite Patty (Bookmistress) cause I see she is online and hasn't replied to my pm yet!  ;D ;D 8)


lol I was just getting to that.  ;D  Can't give you a for sure answer until tomorrow at the earliest, 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/29/08 at 8:26 pm


YOU CAN'T SMITE ME!  >:(


I smite Howard for shouting!  :D

I smite Marty McFly and whistledog.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/30/08 at 8:12 am

I smite Howard for protesting yesterday

And everyone else for not bumping this earlier

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 05/30/08 at 8:20 am

I smite DelRio and Vegettavego90 (or whatever it is)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/30/08 at 3:49 pm


I smite Howard for shouting!  :D

I smite Marty McFly and whistledog.



sorry for shouting.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/30/08 at 4:20 pm

I smite Midas because it's been a while (and I'm certain you've done something smite-worthy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 05/30/08 at 4:49 pm



sorry for shouting.


Tsk...Now I'll have to smite you for apologizing. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/31/08 at 12:57 am


I smite Midas because it's been a while (and I'm certain you've done something smite-worthy.


I smite ladybug for not using a right parenthesis :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 05/31/08 at 1:18 am


I smite ladybug for not using a right parenthesis :D


I smite Midas for pulling a nally. :D :P Or should that be: pulling a Nally? ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 05/31/08 at 2:04 am

I smite Shacks Train.

Since he's not a member of the club, I can't say why. 

Since I can't say why, I'm going to spend a few moments talking about how WinAmp stopped kicking the Llama's Ass at version 2.xx, and that legitimate downloads of 2.xx installer are widely available everywhere.  If I had to use WinAmp 5.x, I'd probably switch to FooBar 2000, if for no other reason than that it's also freely downloadable and I kinda like the name :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 05/31/08 at 6:22 am


Tsk...Now I'll have to smite you for apologizing. ::)


Smite me for apologizing,please,Spare Me! :P ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/31/08 at 3:44 pm


Smite me for apologizing,please,Spare Me! :P ::)


I smite Howard for copping a attitude. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 05/31/08 at 3:48 pm


I smite ladybug for not using a right parenthesis :D

1. Here you go ")"
2. Smite
3.  http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/09/shakin.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 05/31/08 at 7:53 pm


I smite Midas for pulling a nally. :D :P Or should that be: pulling a Nally? ;D


;D

I also smite ladybug316 for showing a monkey's butt :P :D

Page 2?  Smite awarded to all other Smite Club memberz.  And Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/31/08 at 7:55 pm

I smite our downstairs neighbor for having a loud party. 

Somebody smite me for being an old grouchy neighbor trying to ruin their newly graduated party fun.  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 05/31/08 at 8:35 pm

I smite bookmistress4ever because she is being a grouchy old neighbor. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 05/31/08 at 8:48 pm


I smite bookmistress4ever because she is being a grouchy old neighbor. :D


Thank you.  And I didn't actually say anything to them to spoil their fun.  So life is as it should be.  Sorta.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/01/08 at 6:35 am


I smite Howard for copping a attitude. :P


Ok,I'm sorry for my attitude.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 06/01/08 at 1:00 pm


;D

I also smite ladybug316 for showing a monkey's butt :P :D

Page 2?  Smite awarded to all other Smite Club memberz.  And Philip Eno.



Hey, I respect your spinning pussy, you respect my rockin' monkey butt!

SMITE.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/01/08 at 4:37 pm

Members:

Badfinger-Fan  39
Belle du Jour    38
Bookmistress4ever  45
Dagwood  43
Foo Bar    29
Henk    11
Howard  95
Jessica Rabbit  42
Karen  39
Ladybug316  41
Meat  39
Midas  78
Red Ant  42
Reynolds1863  34
Rice Cube  36
Snozberries  39
Thereshegoes  32
Tia  57
Tam  48

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1       
Babooshka 1                 
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 2
Bobby36 1
Brian 1
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 3
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 1
DD (?) 7
Debbie 2
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gis 4
gibbo 2
Good Gal  1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jessssbeans 2
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 6
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 8
Nally 10
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 6
philip eno 18
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 6
saver 22
Shacks Train 13
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 3
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 7
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
the *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
the Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40  1
the person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 06/01/08 at 4:56 pm


Members:

Badfinger-Fan   39
Belle du Jour    38
Bookmistress4ever  45
Dagwood   43
Foo Bar    29
Henk     11
Howard   95
Jessica Rabbit   42
Karen   39
Ladybug316  41
Meat   39
Midas  78
Red Ant   42
Reynolds1863   34
Rice Cube   36
Snozberries   39
Thereshegoes   32
Tia   57
Tam   48

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1       
Babooshka 1                   
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 2
Bobby36 1
Brian 1
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 3
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 1
DD (?) 7
Debbie 2
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gis 4
gibbo 2
Good Gal  1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jessssbeans 2
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 6
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 8
Nally 10
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 6
philip eno 18
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 6
saver 22
Shacks Train 13
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 3
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 7
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
the *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
the Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40   1
the person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1


So I'm currently in 19th place? How ironic...My "smite count" rank is better than my "karma count" rank (about 29th place).


Y'all need to be smitten for that! >:( Or karma me, to patch things up. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/01/08 at 5:01 pm

Just because (no reason) ;D :

Henk
Red Ant
Badfingerfan
Dagwood 
Foo Bar
Ladybug316

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 06/01/08 at 10:15 pm

I smite Brian yet again..... ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/01/08 at 10:27 pm

I'm a smitin' Mr.Mister because I haven't done it yet.

I'm also a smitin' Henk because he was begging for it.

I guess I'll smite that Debbie wench that got that thread started and didn't have the guts to stick around.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/02/08 at 3:05 pm

I'll smite crowded people on a crowded bus. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 06/02/08 at 3:17 pm


I'll smite crowded people on a crowded bus. >:(


That means you're also smiting yourself, Howard. Don't make sense to me. :-\\

Did I smite you today already...? Well, there! :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/02/08 at 3:19 pm


That means you're also smiting yourself, Howard. Don't make sense to me. :-\\

Did I smite you today already...? Well, there! :P


Ok,I'll smite me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/02/08 at 3:21 pm

I smite Howard for breaking the rules and smiting himself.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/02/08 at 3:22 pm

^  ;D :D ;D

I smite the endless (selfish) drivers who would not let me out of my street onto the main road today

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/02/08 at 8:48 pm


Hey, I respect your spinning pussy, you respect my rockin' monkey butt!

SMITE.


Fair enough. :P


So I'm currently in 19th place? How ironic...My "smite count" rank is better than my "karma count" rank (about 29th place).


Y'all need to be smitten for that! >:( Or karma me, to patch things up. ;)




I smite Henk for pulling a Nally :D and I shall also increase the text size :D :D :D


I'll smite crowded people on a crowded bus. >:(


Just for fun I'll smite empty people on an empty bus.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 06/02/08 at 10:59 pm

I smite Nally.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 06/03/08 at 12:08 am


I smite Henk for pulling a Nally :D and I shall also increase the text size :D :D :D


I smite Midas for obvious reasons.



(makes note to no longer invite him for his quizzes) :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/03/08 at 6:55 am


I smite Howard for breaking the rules and smiting himself.


Yeah right!  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/03/08 at 7:03 am


Yeah right!  ::)


Hey, you broke the rules man.  You're not allowed to smite yourself. ;)


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/03/08 at 7:05 am


Hey, you broke the rules man.  You're not allowed to smite yourself. ;)





I didn't smite myself.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 06/03/08 at 8:00 am


I didn't smite myself.


Let's look at the evidence (said in my best Loyd Grossman impression)



Ok,I'll smite me.




Hmmm... Well that seems pretty conclusive to me!

So I smite Howard for telling porkies.

And I smite Arc

And Henk because I can't listen to his quizzes.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/03/08 at 2:28 pm

So I smite Howard for telling porkies

What's a porky? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/03/08 at 2:30 pm


What's a porky? ???


porky pie = lie


;D

in Cockney rhyming slang

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/03/08 at 2:31 pm


porky pie + lie


;D

in Cockney rhyming slang


Thanks Babooshka,I never knew.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 06/03/08 at 2:38 pm


And Henk because I can't listen to his quizzes.



Well right backatcha, Karen. You know me...I like to return favors. :) :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/03/08 at 11:34 pm

I'm smiting Maxwell Smart, why?  I have my reason. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/11/angryfire.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/03/08 at 11:42 pm

I just came to see someone get smited. I like to watch  ::) 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/04/08 at 7:14 am


I just came to see someone get smited. I like to watch  ::) 


I'll smite you for watching someone get smited. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 06/04/08 at 7:40 am


I just came to see someone get smited. I like to watch  ::) 


I smite any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/04/08 at 10:58 am

I smite the dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV. Can anyone really be so stupid, so naturally??


::)
;D
::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 06/04/08 at 11:03 am


I smite the dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV. Can anyone really be so stupid, so naturally??


::)
;D
::)

OK, I'll Karma you for that because I agree, but must add their British counterparts Katie and Peter to the smite list.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/04/08 at 8:35 pm


I smite Midas for obvious reasons.



(makes note to no longer invite him for his quizzes) :P


I smite Henk for no more quiz invitations  :\'( :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/04/08 at 10:03 pm


OK, I'll Karma you for that because I agree, but must add their British counterparts Katie and Peter to the smite list.


I dunno... David Beckham and Victoria aren't looking all that bright either, but who am I to say?  They have thousands of times more money then I ever will...so who's the dumb one?  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/05/08 at 2:09 am


I'll smite you for watching someone get smited. ;D
I guess I had that coming to me


I smite any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)
I had that coming to me too

I smite Al_B cuz he's tough and can take it

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/05/08 at 6:13 am

I'll smite co-workers at Pathmark.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 06/05/08 at 8:13 am

I smite Arc

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/05/08 at 10:59 am

:) Thank you Ms Ladybug for that and yes absolutely, but I'm only gonna smite Peter cos he's definitely on a par with Simpsons husband in the jerk stakes, but Katie is quite the clever businesswoman and great mum despite her tarty image.
JS and dumbo are currently featuring in a docu  ::) on British telly (TMF) detailing their ridiculously lavish but morally bankrupt lives, eg buying a pair of Egyptian cotton sheets for $1800.. it doesn't get more stoopid than that   ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/05/08 at 8:27 pm

I smite Howard for helping push this to page 2.

I smite Philip Eno.  Nally too.

Betta watch out peeps, 'cuz I might smite YOU!  :D

Girl, you know it's true.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/05/08 at 9:12 pm


Girl, you know it's true.


I smite Midas for quoting Milli Vanilli and getting that damn song stuck in my head.  Thanks alot.  >:( ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 06/05/08 at 10:37 pm


I smite Midas for quoting Milli Vanilli and getting that damn song stuck in my head.  Thanks alot.  >:( ;)


Me too! But at least it's driven out Mariah Carey's new song.

I smite my sister's friend!

I smite all the trolls!

I smite josh911!

And someone smite me because I've hit backspace a million times while typing this and I haven't even drunk that much yet! :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 06/05/08 at 10:39 pm

Always happy to oblige.

I smite Jess typing like a drunkard

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/06/08 at 6:34 am


I smite Howard for helping push this to page 2.

I smite Philip Eno.  Nally too.

Betta watch out peeps, 'cuz I might smite YOU!  :D

Girl, you know it's true.


Pushing this to page 2 is not a reason to smite. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/06/08 at 8:16 am

Howard, you can smite for whatever reason you choose.

I smite Howard for questioning reasoning.

I second smite Jess for drunk typing without drinking. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/06/08 at 8:07 pm



And someone smite me because I've hit backspace a million times while typing this and I haven't even drunk that much yet! :P


I give a JessSmite cuz the Westside iz da best side.  8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/07/08 at 6:29 am


Howard, you can smite for whatever reason you choose.

I smite Howard for questioning reasoning.

I second smite Jess for drunk typing without drinking. :D


I smite you for answering my question.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/07/08 at 8:46 am


I smite you for answering my question.


I smite Howard because an early smiter deserves an early smite. :D


Howard, you can smite for whatever reason you choose.



I smite Dagwood for the reason told to me by my dad..."because I SAID SO, that's why!"  :D :D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/07/08 at 9:37 am


I smite Dagwood for the reason told to me by my dad..."because I SAID SO, that's why!"  :D :D ;D


Well, then I smite Midas and he can't stop me.  :P  ;)  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/07/08 at 11:23 am

Im smiting David Hasselhof for being a complete and utter ***

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/07/08 at 2:28 pm

I smite Britney Spears for existing.

I'm also smiting Arc for giving her a reason to exist.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/08/08 at 6:48 am

I smite Howard because an early smiter deserves an early smite

Then what's a late smite? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/08/08 at 11:18 am


Then what's a late smite? ???


This one 'cuz it's after lunchtime for you!  :D

http://gamescene.com/gameimages/smitethee-med.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/09/08 at 12:39 am

Please...somebody smite me because I took things too far in a stupid thread on an online message board and I let it get me upset in real life. 
Smite me very long and very hard.  I should know better then to get caught up in stupid arguments that there is no real end to. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 06/09/08 at 1:11 am


Please...somebody smite me because I took things too far in a stupid thread on an online message board and I let it get me upset in real life. 
Smite me very long and very hard.  I should know better then to get caught up in stupid arguments that there is no real end to. 


http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png
- XKCD, Duty Calls.

I smite bookmistress4ever because she said "better then" instead of "better than", and "real end to" when she meant "real need to".  (What do you want me to do, make the obvious one-liner?  Then she'd have never noticed those typos!)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/09/08 at 1:41 am


http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png
- XKCD, Duty Calls.

I smite bookmistress4ever because she said "better then" instead of "better than", and "real end to" when she meant "real need to".  (What do you want me to do, make the obvious one-liner?  Then she'd have never noticed those typos!)


Thanks Foo.  ;D That cartoon is PERFECT for my situation.  I should have gone to bed a hour ago, I told my husband I was coming to bed.  lol  yeah right.  Too wound up now to lay there and toss and turn and stew.

Thanks for the spelling correction, you can smite me tomorrow for my misspelling, although I actually DID mean real end to (as in an argument that never ends, which probably would have been a better way to say it.)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/09/08 at 6:02 am

I smite this heat wave.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 06/09/08 at 6:44 am

I smite all members of the smite club because i can't be arsed to come in and smite you all individually.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 06/09/08 at 7:38 am

I smite Gis for being lazy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 06/09/08 at 3:08 pm

I smite whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled

::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/09/08 at 4:19 pm


I smite all members of the smite club because i can't be arsed to come in and smite you all individually.


Am I part of the smite club?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/09/08 at 9:59 pm


Am I part of the smite club?


Um, I think you are, Howard, since you smite people and stuff and things in here.

I smite you for asking. :D

I smite Marty McFly.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 06/09/08 at 11:34 pm


Thanks Foo.  ;D That cartoon is PERFECT for my situation.


We've all been there.


Thanks for the spelling correction, you can smite me tomorrow for my misspelling, although I actually DID mean real end to (as in an argument that never ends, which probably would have been a better way to say it.)


Or you could smite me for getting it wrong when it was patently obvious to any sentient being that you meant "end", as in, an argument that never ends, which would have been a more lengthy and convoluted way to say it, which would have been wholly unnecessary to anyone except this guy Foo Bar who read every word you typed looking for typos, but didn't understand a word of it...

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4622/ia3yp.jpg

...you know, like in an Internet argument!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/10/08 at 2:38 am



- XKCD, Duty Calls.


Thanks for linking to this, I'm enjoying reading them.  They're awesome.


which would have been a more lengthy and convoluted way to say it, which would have been wholly unnecessary to anyone except this guy Foo Bar who read every word you typed looking for typos, but didn't understand a word of it...
...you know, like in an Internet argument!


*shrugs her shoulders*  No worries...we all have our hobbies.  ;D lol  I really should be more grammar conscious and not be TOO lazy to use the spell check, I mean, it's got a cute little button right there...but I rarely use it (only on special occasions such as now when I know I'm being especially annoying to English majors/grammar/spelling police).  (That was not an insult, really!)  ;)  ;D 

How about I karamel ya instead of smiting you?  Although that may be against the laws of this particular thread.  ;D

I better smite something quick to stay in the good graces of...whomever.  lol 

Uh... I smite the hot weather because I don't look good or feel good sweating.  (Never let them see you sweat)  ;)
I smite the thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony.  (Although it was kinda cool)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/10/08 at 8:10 am


Um, I think you are, Howard, since you smite people and stuff and things in here.

I smite you for asking. :D

I smite Marty McFly.


I only smite for spite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 06/10/08 at 12:06 pm

I smite Foo Bar for not having an avatar.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 06/10/08 at 9:15 pm


I smite Foo Bar for not having an avatar.


Guilty as charged.  I've been here... how many years and never bothered to set one up?  No excuse for that sort of laziness.  And even knowing that, I still haven't fixed it :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 06/10/08 at 10:34 pm


Guilty as charged.  I've been here... how many years and never bothered to set one up?  No excuse for that sort of laziness.  And even knowing that, I still haven't fixed it :)


one more month and we get to pick one for you! ::)

http://www.farscapegames.co.uk/ishop/images/1003/smite.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/12/08 at 11:04 pm

I smite all smite club members for not smiting enough, thus finding this thread on page 3 of PPP.




http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4622/ia3yp.jpg




I smite the little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave. :P  And I'm mean like dat!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/13/08 at 6:47 am


I smite all smite club members for not smiting enough, thus finding this thread on page 3 of PPP.

I smite the little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave. :P  And I'm mean like dat!


I smite a lot.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/13/08 at 8:39 am

I smite all the club members because I am back from vacation and need to share the misery. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 06/13/08 at 1:24 pm

I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite my bike
I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite it where I like



:P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/13/08 at 2:24 pm


I smite all the club members because I am back from vacation and need to share the misery. :D


I smite your vacation.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 06/13/08 at 9:45 pm


I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite my bike
I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite it where I like



:P

Sorry Henk, you are in voilation of the rules.  You can only smite something once per day.

I must smite you.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/13/08 at 10:09 pm


Sorry Henk, you are in voilation of the rules.  You can only smite something once per day.

I must smite you.


So that would be too much smiting?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 06/14/08 at 1:20 am


So that would be too much smiting?


Definitely. You know the old saying: Once smitten, twice shy.


Hey - haven't smitten you in a long time. Here's one, for old times sake.



Sorry Henk, you are in voilation of the rules.  You can only smite something once per day.

I must smite you.


You don't know half of it... ;) That's why I smite you, Shannon.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/14/08 at 6:35 am

I'll smite Smiterman. ;D (not Spiderman)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/14/08 at 3:49 pm


I'll smite Smiterman. ;D (not Spiderman)


I smite Howard 'cuz he's trying to secretly smite me.

I smite my girlfriend's friend for making me get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 06/14/08 at 5:44 pm

I smite howard cuz it's fun.

I smite the sun.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/14/08 at 7:16 pm


I smite howard cuz it's fun.

I smite the sun.


smiting is fun?!?!  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/15/08 at 10:12 am


I smite howard cuz it's fun.

I smite the sun.


I smite Belle du Jour for a rhyme so pure.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 06/15/08 at 3:28 pm

I smite Midas for no valid reason. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 06/15/08 at 3:37 pm

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/15/08 at 4:04 pm

I smite Howard cuz he's the guy at the top of this page. :P ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/15/08 at 4:06 pm


I smite Howard cuz he's the guy at the top of this page. :P ;)



Thanks a lot.  :( ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/15/08 at 4:35 pm

I'm smiting Thereshegoes for not saying hello to me. :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/15/08 at 9:12 pm



Thanks a lot.  :( ::)


You're quite welcome. ;) :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/15/08 at 10:26 pm


You're quite welcome. ;) :D



I smite Dagwood for no reason whatsoever.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/15/08 at 10:30 pm

saver

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/15/08 at 11:16 pm


I smite Midas for no valid reason. ;D


I smite Jess 'cuz 'tis the season.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/16/08 at 8:06 pm

I smite every member of this board 'cuz nobody's smited peeps since I smited yesterday. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/16/08 at 8:10 pm

I'm smiting Miidas for bitchin'.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/16/08 at 11:03 pm


I'm smiting Miidas for bitchin'.


I will smite you tomorrow for mistyping my name.  And that's totally bitchin'. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/17/08 at 7:16 am


I smite every member of this board 'cuz nobody's smited peeps since I smited yesterday. :P


I smite your peeps.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/17/08 at 7:17 am

I smite the guys putting siding on my house.  Does it really take more than a week to put up siding on my 14X80 trailer?  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/17/08 at 7:29 am

I smite The Department Of Transportation. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/17/08 at 8:21 am


I will smite you tomorrow for mistyping my name.  And that's totally bitchin'. :D


Typo, picky, picky picky. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/17/08 at 8:49 pm


Typo, picky, picky picky. ::)




And there you go.  Schmite!  :D


I smite your peeps.


Kinky.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/17/08 at 10:00 pm


And there you go.  Schmite!  :D

Kinky.


What's so kinky about peeping your smite,I mean smiting your peeps?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/17/08 at 10:18 pm


What's so kinky about peeping your smite,I mean smiting your peeps?


That depends.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/17/08 at 10:18 pm


That depends.


depends on what? ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/17/08 at 10:20 pm


depends on what? ::)


Whether or not you roll your eyes at me.

I smite Howard for rolling his eyes at me. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/17/08 at 10:24 pm


Whether or not you roll your eyes at me.

I smite Howard for rolling his eyes at me. :D


I wasn't rolling my eyes.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/17/08 at 10:48 pm


I wasn't rolling my eyes.


Yeah ya did and I'll smite you tomorrow for lying.  I promise.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 06/17/08 at 10:52 pm

Midas my dear, it's been forever since you've been smotesmat so here you go!  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/18/08 at 6:40 am


Yeah ya did and I'll smite you tomorrow for lying.  I promise.



Good,See if I care. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/18/08 at 7:45 pm



Good,See if I care. :P


I will!

I smite Howard for lying as promised.  :D


Midas my dear, it's been forever since you've been smotesmat so here you go!  :)


Spank you!

I smite TamTam for not putting out a current smite tally lately. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/19/08 at 6:43 am

Good Smite thee!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 06/19/08 at 7:33 am

smiting myself for never being here.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/19/08 at 11:46 am

I smite Bell because you are not allowed to smite yourself. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/19/08 at 12:31 pm

I smite Dagwood for misspelling Belle dujour  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 06/19/08 at 2:46 pm


I smite Dagwood for misspelling Belle dujour  ;D


Me too.  and I un-smite myself.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/19/08 at 4:25 pm

Sorry. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/19/08 at 7:53 pm

I smite myself for not having the balls to talk to Kamika today when I had the chance(worker at Pathmark)for coffee. :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/19/08 at 8:04 pm

Howard, you can't smite yourself so I smite you for breaking the rules.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/19/08 at 8:05 pm


Howard, you can't smite yourself so I smite you for breaking the rules.



Oh C'mon,shiit!  >:( :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/19/08 at 8:05 pm


I smite myself for not having the balls to talk to Kamika today when I had the chance(worker at Pathmark)for coffee. :(


Is her name Tamika or Kamika?  You've called her both names.  It may help to make sure you call her by the right name.  ;D

Just talk to her like she's another friend.  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/19/08 at 8:07 pm


Is her name Tamika or Kamika?  You've called her both names.  It may help to make sure you call her by the right name.   ;D

Just talk to her like she's another friend.   :)



Kamika and I don't want to get too close to her sometimes because she smokes.I better talk to her this week before she goes on vacation in Jamaica,West Indies where she was born.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/19/08 at 11:16 pm



Oh C'mon,shiit!  >:( :(


I smite you for swearing about being smotesmatsmitten!


I smite Dagwood for misspelling Belle dujour  ;D


I smite bookie for pulling a nally. :D  But hey, even you didn't leave a space between du & Jour. :P :D ;D


Me too.  and I un-smite myself.


You can't un-smite yourself 'cuz you can't smite yourself!  :P  I smite Belle du Jour for causing mass confusion. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/20/08 at 12:48 am

now this is a smite  http://bestsmileys.com/misbehaving/6.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/20/08 at 6:25 am


I smite you for swearing about being smotesmatsmitten!

I smite bookie for pulling a nally. :D  But hey, even you didn't leave a space between du & Jour. :P :D ;D

You can't un-smite yourself 'cuz you can't smite yourself!  :P  I smite Belle du Jour for causing mass confusion. :D


I smite you for smiting me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/20/08 at 1:06 pm


I smite you for smiting me.


That's the spirit!  :D


It's so hot, I wish it would rain.
In the meantime, I smite Shacks Train.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/20/08 at 3:11 pm

I smite the Midas Touch. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/20/08 at 7:13 pm


I smite the Midas Touch. ;D


Since I haven't today, I smite Howard.  Thanks much!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/20/08 at 8:20 pm


That's the spirit!  :D


It's so hot, I wish it would rain.
In the meantime, I smite Shacks Train.


I admire the poetry of your smite.
But it puts alot of pressure on those of us that aren't so bright.
Try as I might,
Can't find anyone to smite tonight.  8-P
And that is Dyn-o-mite!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/21/08 at 12:59 am


I admire the poetry of your smite.
But it puts alot of pressure on those of us that aren't so bright.
Try as I might,
Can't find anyone to smite tonight.  8-P
And that is Dyn-o-mite!


bookmistress, that is quite okay
For you will find someone to smite another day.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/21/08 at 7:19 am


Since I haven't today, I smite Howard.  Thanks much!


You're welcome.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 06/21/08 at 4:26 pm

I smite Russia.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/22/08 at 10:57 am

Since I found this thread on page two,
Smite Clubbaz: I smite all of you!  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/22/08 at 1:53 pm

57 pages of smite!  Tut tut!
I guess it's better then 57 pages of smut!
Since his and my views rarely waver
I find that I must smite saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/22/08 at 2:06 pm


I'm a smitin' Mr.Mister because I haven't done it yet.

I'm also a smitin' Henk because he was begging for it.

I guess I'll smite that Debbie wench that got that thread started and didn't have the guts to stick around.


As I was redoing the tally, I realized that Kathie gets a smite because she gave reasons for smiting people that weren't officially in the club!  :P  ;D

I smite Snozberries, cause I miss her hanging out round here.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/22/08 at 2:23 pm


As I was redoing the tally, I realized that Kathie gets a smite because she gave reasons for smiting people that weren't officially in the club!  :P  ;D

I smite Snozberries, cause I miss her hanging out round here.


I feel the need to defend my precious smite ridden ego.  I'm blaming it on mood swings. ::)

Wait, I wasn't aware Russia was part of the smite club.  Now that's progress!!!!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/22/08 at 2:45 pm

I smite the customer who almost cursed me out cause there were no carts today.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/22/08 at 2:55 pm

OK, here the tally, as of June 22, 2008

Members:

Badfinger-Fan  48
Belle du Jour    49
Bookmistress4ever  54
Dagwood  56
Foo Bar    37
Gis  11
Henk  23
Howard  120
Jessica Rabbit  54
Karen  47
Ladybug316  51
Meat  46
Midas  93
Red Ant  50
Reynolds1863  44
Rice Cube  43
Snozberries  47
Thereshegoes  39
Tia  64
Tam  56

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1       
Babooshka 1                 
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 2
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 3
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 1
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gibbo 2
Good Gal  1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jessssbeans 2
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 7
Maxwell Smart  1
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 9
Nally 11
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 6
philip eno 20
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 6
saver 24
Shacks Train 14
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 3
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 7
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40  1
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***  1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  1
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled  1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4622/ia3yp.jpg
Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman  1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1
The sun  1
The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia  1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/22/08 at 11:36 pm

I'mma add one more smite to those Girl Scouts and the kid in Dagwood's carpool.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 06/23/08 at 6:51 am

Hmm, I haven't smited in a while.........

I smite Patty for counting up all the smites in such a librarian fashion.

I smite Reynolds1863 for trying to blame her smiting on mood swings.

I smite Howard for having the most smites and I smite Tia because he ALWAYS smites me when i do come on here.




Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/23/08 at 8:26 am


I'mma add one more smite to those Girl Scouts and the kid in Dagwood's carpool.


;D  I'm with you, I need to smite the kid, too. She is probably still whining about something

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 06/23/08 at 8:29 am

although i shouldn't ...the person that began that new emo topic.  8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/23/08 at 12:56 pm

I smite Governor Ed Rendell for being a paranoid thug, who won't let people who oppose him have access to some T.V. stations.

I smite Gis for her lack of understanding and to make it an even 12.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/23/08 at 7:31 pm

I guess I'm catching up on all the smites.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/23/08 at 8:41 pm


I guess I'm catching up on all the smites.


Catching up?  You're in the lead, my friend.  :D

I smite Tam because she was looking for 57. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/23/08 at 10:31 pm


I smite ChuckyG for linking that awful Korean "music" video.

I smite Quirk only 'cause she hasn't been smote yet.

I'd half smite Tia to get rid of that fraction, but he gave me karma today. Ah, what the hell, I still half smite Tia.  ;D

Ant



thanks for the smite...I smite you right back..for giving me my first and only smite.


I smite Donnie Darko's parents..for letting him on the loose.

I smite Mr. Mister...because I felt like it.

I smite my Aunt Renee...because I can't stand her bragging.

I smite the ice cream man...for not coming around the neighborhood yet this summer.

I smite my sisters for fighting at my dad's birthday party.

There...now I feel better. :D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/24/08 at 6:18 am


Catching up?  You're in the lead, my friend.  :D

I smite Tam because she was looking for 57. :D


I'm the leader of the smites.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 06/24/08 at 6:18 am

I'm going to smite Tia again because i just know he is not going to listen to the advise to quit gameing.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/24/08 at 4:42 pm

I smite all y'all because this was on page 3 again.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 06/24/08 at 9:12 pm

I smite Tia for putting a ding in his scooter.


I'd like to put a ding in your scooter, baby.

I smite myself for really really bad innuendo.

haha....innuendo.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 06/25/08 at 2:50 am

Heck I'm going to smite Tia again for ignoring us here at the smite club!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 06/25/08 at 2:53 am


I smite Tia for putting a ding in his scooter.


I'd like to put a ding in your scooter, baby.

I smite myself for really really bad innuendo.

haha....innuendo.
I smite Belle du Jour for calling her clever and funny inuendo a bad one. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/25/08 at 6:32 am


I smite all y'all because this was on page 3 again.



I smite you for telling me this was on Page 3.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/25/08 at 5:02 pm



I smie you for telling me this was on Page 3.


I smite you for misspelling smite. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/25/08 at 8:51 pm

Smite Club! Smite Club! Ain't no jive
I smite johnny5alive.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/25/08 at 9:27 pm


I smite you for misspelling smite. ;)



Sorry,forgot the "t". ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/25/08 at 9:47 pm



Sorry,forgot the "t". ;D


I think we have all done it at one time or another. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 06/26/08 at 2:41 am

Page four this time maybe i should smite Tia again................

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/26/08 at 7:27 pm

Found on page three but not for long!

I smite thereshegoes cuz sheseemsgone    :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/26/08 at 7:34 pm

Oh, and I smite johnny5alive.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/26/08 at 7:36 pm

I smite Midas just cuz.  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/27/08 at 6:50 am

I don't know who to smite anymore.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 06/27/08 at 8:38 am

You may smite me, Howard and I will smite you!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 06/27/08 at 9:03 am

I smite Midas..................becasue I CAN!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 06/27/08 at 9:46 am


I smite Midas..................becasue I CAN!


i smite Gis for wielding her power on the innocent.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 06/27/08 at 11:51 am


Found on page three but not for long!

I smite thereshegoes cuz sheseemsgone    :D


I'm here,hold your horses! I should smite you but i won't :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 06/27/08 at 12:22 pm


I'm here,hold your horses! I should smite you but i won't :P




Ta Da!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/27/08 at 7:27 pm


You may smite me, Howard and I will smite you!



I smite ladybug!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/28/08 at 12:24 am


I smite Midas..................becasue I CAN!


I smite Gis because of becasue! :D


I smite Midas just cuz.  :P


Oh fine.  Back at Dagwood 'cuz I'm feelin' SASSY!  :D


i smite Gis for wielding her power on the innocent.


Bless you and karamel to you.


I'm here,hold your horses! I should smite you but i won't :P


But mebbe I likes it when ya do. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 06/28/08 at 1:46 am

I smite Midas 'cause he smites a lot and seems to be getting away with it.

I smite Howard 'cause it's that time of the week day again. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/28/08 at 6:55 am


I smite Midas 'cause he smites a lot and seems to be getting away with it.

I smite Howard 'cause it's that time of the week day again. ;D


What do you mean, "time of the week"?  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/28/08 at 8:46 am

I smite Henk for picking on poor Howard.  (Darn those merciful streaks :P)

I smite Gi's for saying she hates me because of my four nasty gray hairs.

I'm also smiting Tia for not stalking and marrying Kim Richards.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/28/08 at 9:07 am

Thanks for smiting him. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 06/28/08 at 1:50 pm


I smite Henk for picking on poor Howard.  (Darn those merciful streaks :P)


Poor Howard...? Tsk! ::)


But very well...Let me smite someone my own size then. Say...you.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/28/08 at 1:54 pm

I'll smite Henk, just because he happens to be online right now.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/28/08 at 7:32 pm


Poor Howard...? Tsk! ::)


But very well...Let me smite someone my own size then. Say...you.





You. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 06/29/08 at 7:43 am


I'll smite Henk, just because he happens to be online right now.   ;D


Oh Patty...You really shouldn't have!  :D

Here, one smite in return. :)



You. ;D


Not you, silly.

Oh wait, it's that time of day again. I can't help it, I just have to smite you.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/29/08 at 12:20 pm


Poor Howard...? Tsk! ::)


But very well...Let me smite someone my own size then. Say...you.




I was only saying that perhaps it was a bit unfair to pick on someone of lesser wit.

You're going to smite me for being obnoxious, aren't you? :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 06/29/08 at 12:36 pm


I was only saying that perhaps it was a bit unfair to pick on someone of lesser wit.


Well, you shouldn't be just smiting me then, should you? ::)


You're going to smite me for being obnoxious, aren't you? :D


I could smite you for various reasons (being obnoxious is just one of them), but I won't.
























...hah! Fooled you! There!! :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/29/08 at 12:47 pm


Well, you shouldn't be just smiting me then, should you? ::)

I could smite you for various reasons (being obnoxious is just one of them), but I won't.
























...hah! Fooled you! There!! :P



Smiting someone twice in a week is bad manners even in battle. (Tomorrow's a whole new week.http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/MrsRoryWeasley/Other/Smilies/Millan%20Smilies/4chsmu1.gif )

You probably have enough reasons to smite me regularly for a few months.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 06/29/08 at 1:05 pm



Smiting someone twice in a week is bad manners even in battle. (Tomorrow's a whole new week.http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/MrsRoryWeasley/Other/Smilies/Millan%20Smilies/4chsmu1.gif )

You probably have enough reasons to smite me regularly for a few months.


The good thing is... I don't need a reason. I just smite when I like.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/29/08 at 5:29 pm

This smiting is getting out of hand.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/29/08 at 6:15 pm

But it's fun, Howard, so I smite you to keep it out of hand. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 06/29/08 at 6:37 pm

:D 

I smite dagwood for adding to the chaos

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/29/08 at 6:50 pm

I love me some chaos. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 06/30/08 at 1:09 am



Smiting someone twice in a week is bad manners even in battle. (Tomorrow's a whole new week.http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd293/MrsRoryWeasley/Other/Smilies/Millan%20Smilies/4chsmu1.gif )

You probably have enough reasons to smite me regularly for a few months.
Really ? I smited Tia 3 times last week.............what the heck it's a new week so I smite him again and you for pointing out I have bad manners.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/30/08 at 6:33 am


But it's fun, Howard, so I smite you to keep it out of hand. :D


How do you smite that?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/30/08 at 6:52 am

I didn't smite the chaos, I smited/smote you to keep the chaos going. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/30/08 at 6:55 am


I didn't smite the chaos, I smited/smote you to keep the chaos going. ;)



de-smote me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 06/30/08 at 9:52 am



de-smote me.


No. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 06/30/08 at 10:22 am

I smite Howard for demanding to be de-smoted!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 06/30/08 at 12:41 pm

I smite johnny5alive.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 06/30/08 at 3:33 pm

I smite Henk because it's a new week!!!


I smite that guest who advertised another forum in the decades section.

I'm also smiting Satan's Dad for showing his sensitive side.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 06/30/08 at 7:04 pm


I smite Howard for demanding to be de-smoted!



I smite you for demanding me to be desmoted

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 06/30/08 at 7:40 pm

I smite Shack's Train

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 06/30/08 at 9:34 pm

I smite Henk because he was quick to accuse me of ignoring him; when all alone it had not been 24 hours since the last time I shot him with Karma.

http://www.briangrossfineart.com/artists/rarneson/smite-l.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/02/08 at 10:58 am

I small all y'all again because I found this on page 5 and that is unacceptable.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/02/08 at 11:13 am


I small all y'all again because I found this on page 5 and that is unacceptable.


I'm smiting Dagwood for accusing us of not keeping up with the onslaught.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/03/08 at 12:17 am


I small all y'all again because I found this on page 5 and that is unacceptable.


I smite all that keep Smite Club down.  You know who you are.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/03/08 at 12:21 am

I smite anyone named Debbie

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/03/08 at 12:24 am

I smite Howard for misspelling the word porn


To learn more about porn visit Britannica.com

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/03/08 at 12:25 am


I smite Henk because he was quick to accuse me of ignoring him; when all alone it had not been 24 hours since the last time I shot him with Karma.




I smite Henk because it's a new week!!!




Smite backatcha, girls.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/03/08 at 12:36 am


To learn more about porn visit Britannica.com


Wow...they have a pretty healthy section on porn now?  It's been awhile since I've looked thru the Encyclopedaedia Britannica at the library... hmmmm... might be worth a peak next time I'm at the library.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/03/08 at 12:58 am


Wow...they have a pretty healthy section on porn now?  It's been awhile since I've looked thru the Encyclopedaedia Britannica at the library... hmmmm... might be worth a peak next time I'm at the library.   ;D


but it might make you laugh and you have to be quiet in the library

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/03/08 at 1:01 am


but it might make you laugh and you have to be quiet in the library
I smite you for trying to tella librarian about libraries!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/03/08 at 1:04 am


I smite you for trying to tella librarian about libraries!
and I was just about ready to ask "what's a guy gotta do to get smited aaround here? 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/03/08 at 1:06 am


and I was just about ready to ask "what's a guy gotta do to get smited aaround here? 
See we librarians anticipate your wants.  ;D


I feel bad, I made Tia cry with all my smiting..................... :-\\

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/03/08 at 1:07 am


and I was just about ready to ask "what's a guy gotta do to get smited aaround here? 


Ask and ye shall receive, one smite for Badfingerfan coming right up!  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/03/08 at 1:11 am


See we librarians anticipate your wants.  ;D


I feel bad, I made Tia cry with all my smiting..................... :-\\
http://bestsmileys.com/signs15/11.gif 


Ask and ye shall receive, one smite for Badfingerfan coming right up!   ;) ;D
thanks Patty, it's it's been so long. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/03/08 at 7:01 am


I smite Howard for misspelling the word porn


To learn more about porn visit Britannica.com


Mike,I misspelled it for a reason. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/03/08 at 7:53 am

I smite Howard for stating in another thread that he "does it with balloons"  :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 07/03/08 at 8:07 am

I smite and give karma to Henk. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/03/08 at 8:54 am


I smite and give karma to Henk. 


I smite Belle du Jour for offsetting smites with karamel. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/03/08 at 8:57 am

is the smite thing a way of taking karma points off people??

My non stop whingeing this week will probably get me some severe smiting from some..

ooohhh..nah I wont say it 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/03/08 at 12:20 pm


is the smite thing a way of taking karma points off people??

My non stop whingeing this week will probably get me some severe smiting from some..

ooohhh..nah I wont say it 
It's all a bit of fun really,as you can't actually take karma off people. Why not become an official member of the club and feel free to smite away! 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/03/08 at 12:21 pm


I smite Howard for stating in another thread that he "does it with balloons"  :o



I double smite Howard for that same comment! :o 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 07/03/08 at 12:23 pm


I smite Belle du Jour for offsetting smites with karamel. :D


the karamel makes the smite sticky and delicious

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/03/08 at 12:44 pm



I double smite Howard for that same comment! :o 8-P
Yes!  He may need a lesson in latex.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/03/08 at 2:34 pm


Yes!  He may need a lesson in latex.


I smite ladybug316 for suggesting this.  :o 8-P :D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/03/08 at 2:34 pm


the karamel makes the smite sticky and delicious


I'm hungry.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/03/08 at 3:37 pm


I'm hungry.


So...What if I smite you and karma you as well?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/03/08 at 5:01 pm


I smite ladybug316 for suggesting this.   :o 8-P :D ;D
I smite you right back because I assume you could use a few lessons yourself.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/03/08 at 7:22 pm

I feel the need to smite someone on the butt  ::)            I smite Jacks

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/04/08 at 1:16 am


I feel the need to smite someone on the butt  ::)            I smite Jacks
Well I smite you for applauding me for making Tia cry with my smiting.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/04/08 at 1:55 am


I smite you for trying to tella librarian about libraries!


;D

That deserves a karamel, but this isn't the proper thread to acknowledge that sooooo

I smite the police office that gave me a $100 traffic ticket today, I'm so glad he's there to protect the general public against the likes of people like me!  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/04/08 at 4:29 am

I smite Philip for answering 3 and a half pages of threads and pushing this back to page 4!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/04/08 at 5:43 am


I smite Howard for stating in another thread that he "does it with balloons"  :o



It was one of the options. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/04/08 at 8:55 am


It's all a bit of fun really,as you can't actually take karma off people. Why not become an official member of the club and feel free to smite away! 


I'm gonna do it!!

;D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/04/08 at 12:41 pm

Smite to Johnny5alive.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/04/08 at 12:45 pm



It was one of the options. ::)
That still doesn't make it right, Howard  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/04/08 at 5:03 pm


That still doesn't make it right, Howard  :D



Oh yeah? Really? ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/04/08 at 5:05 pm



Oh yeah? Really? ::)
Really!  Smite again and a time out for answering me back, freshmouth :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/04/08 at 5:10 pm


Really!  Smite again and a time out for answering me back, freshmouth :D


Aw Man can't you reconsider? :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/04/08 at 5:15 pm


Aw Man can't you reconsider? :(
No crybabies allowed.  If you don't like it, smite me back.  I DARE you.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/05/08 at 6:03 am


No crybabies allowed.  If you don't like it, smite me back.  I DARE you.  ;D


Ok,I smite ladybug!  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/05/08 at 11:39 am


Ok,I smite ladybug!  :P
There ya go  8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/05/08 at 12:54 pm


I smite Snoz because she hasn't been around to keep me up till 5:00am.





this made laugh...oops I karma'd you... oh well a revenge smite will even things out ;)



I smite Tia for putting a ding in his scooter.


I'd like to put a ding in your scooter, baby.

I smite myself for really really bad innuendo.

haha....innuendo.



I smite Belle du Jour for smiting herself



I smite Belle du Jour for calling her clever and funny inuendo a bad one. 


And I smite Badfinger Fan for not catching it.  ;D


I smite saver because its been awhile

and I smite Shacks Train x10 because I have wanted too last 10 times I was logged on to the site but never managed to do so.

I smite who ever started the fire in Goleta because my phone has been ringing non-stop and the officers are too busy to get me food & give me bathroom breaks.

I smite Howard on principle  ;)

I smite greenjello for not having more choices in the "best series finale" poll

I smite all the major network executives for the latest influx of lame reality shows 
big uber smites for any contestant on I Survived a Japanese Game Show, Wipeout, Celebrity Circus...especially Chris Knight for breaking arm for the entertain-not. (But not Stacy Dash or Antonio Sabato Jr.)

I smite the girl on Babyborrowers who refused to wear the pregnancy belly,
I smite her boyfriend for wearing it instead.
I smite the angry teen who got mad because the baby wouldn't eat,
and I smite the girl who got mad for because her boyfriend (who doesn't want to have kids yet anyway) bonded with the baby and she did not.


I smite Midas because the song No Diggity has been stuck in my head since reading his quote a few pages back

I smite Henk because he needs to catch up

I smite ninny also for taking away my high scores instead of going after whistledog's

Oh and one final big steaming Smite for Shacks Train for dissing Dirty Dancing....that's right I broke the rules I multi smited someone and said why!  8)



Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/05/08 at 5:11 pm

too many smites in da house!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/06/08 at 1:15 am



this made laugh...oops I karma'd you... oh well a revenge smite will even things out ;)



I smite Belle du Jour for smiting herself


And I smite Badfinger Fan for not catching it.  ;D


I smite saver because its been awhile

and I smite Shacks Train x10 because I have wanted too last 10 times I was logged on to the site but never managed to do so.

I smite who ever started the fire in Goleta because my phone has been ringing non-stop and the officers are too busy to get me food & give me bathroom breaks.

I smite Howard on principle  ;)

I smite greenjello for not having more choices in the "best series finale" poll

I smite all the major network executives for the latest influx of lame reality shows 
big uber smites for any contestant on I Survived a Japanese Game Show, Wipeout, Celebrity Circus...especially Chris Knight for breaking arm for the entertain-not. (But not Stacy Dash or Antonio Sabato Jr.)

I smite the girl on Babyborrowers who refused to wear the pregnancy belly,
I smite her boyfriend for wearing it instead.
I smite the angry teen who got mad because the baby wouldn't eat,
and I smite the girl who got mad for because her boyfriend (who doesn't want to have kids yet anyway) bonded with the baby and she did not.


I smite Midas because the song No Diggity has been stuck in my head since reading his quote a few pages back

I smite Henk because he needs to catch up

I smite ninny also for taking away my high scores instead of going after whistledog's

Oh and one final big steaming Smite for Shacks Train for dissing Dirty Dancing....that's right I broke the rules I multi smited someone and said why!  8)







I can only smite you once for all that. Shame. :P


too many smites in da house!


Can't have too many, Howard. Here's one more.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/06/08 at 3:32 am





I can only smite you once for all that. Shame. :P




Hey I had about two months of smiting to make up for.

I smite Henk.....ah sweet sweet vengence

Plus its a new day so I can smite saver


and Shacks Train....whom I have lovingly dubbed ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/06/08 at 5:53 am



I can only smite you once for all that. Shame. :P

Can't have too many, Howard. Here's one more.



Was that on purpose?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/06/08 at 8:49 am

I shall also smite ShT!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/06/08 at 10:11 am


I shall also smite ShT!


me too! anyone who hates the movie, Dirty Dancing...deserves a smite!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/06/08 at 10:19 am



Was that on purpose?


I always smite on purpose.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/06/08 at 12:14 pm


I always smite on purpose.


Is it even possible to smite accidentally?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/06/08 at 12:32 pm


Is it even possible to smite accidentally?


...Oops.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/06/08 at 3:58 pm


I shall also smite ShT!
Me too!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/06/08 at 5:37 pm


I shall also smite ShT!



Was that a curse?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/06/08 at 6:06 pm

No, that was ShacksTrain.

Since I am here, I smite ShT as well.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/06/08 at 6:26 pm


^he should be cursed tho!  or cursed at.... ah what the hay....let's do both!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/07/08 at 12:13 am


I smite you right back because I assume you could use a few lessons yourself.


I smite you a few days later which is right now 'cuz you betta axe somebody.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/07/08 at 6:54 am

I feel like smiting someone and I can't decide who...............

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/07/08 at 6:56 am


^he should be cursed tho!   or cursed at.... ah what the hay....let's do both!  ;D


I thought you missed an "I",that would've sounded different. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/07/08 at 8:30 am


I thought you missed an "I",that would've sounded different. ;D
It is implied, Howard.  I smite you.

I also smite Midas for his deplorable diction.  (You heard me, Howard - diction.)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 07/07/08 at 8:32 am

I smite Monday.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/07/08 at 2:47 pm


I smite Monday.


Let's all smite Monday. I'm in.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/07/08 at 3:04 pm

Same here  Smite Monday

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/07/08 at 4:00 pm

A smite for Monday!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/07/08 at 6:24 pm

I'm going to smite Monday too.  Rather it be Saturday.


http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa87/kattofix/smilies/mondaysmiley.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/07/08 at 8:44 pm


I thought you missed an "I",that would've sounded different. ;D



That was funny so I choose not to smite Howard today... however... I smite ladybug for her innuendo as noted below ;D



I also smite Midas for his deplorable diction.  (You heard me, Howard - diction.)


and uhmmmm  I think I smite shT.... cuz its a new day!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/07/08 at 8:48 pm

I smite fleas because they hurt my baby kitty.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/07/08 at 8:49 pm


I smite Patty's fleas too...... I mean her kitty's fleas.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/07/08 at 8:57 pm


It is implied, Howard.  I smite you.

I also smite Midas for his deplorable diction.  (You heard me, Howard - diction.)


I smite ladybug for her alliteration and possibly arousing Howard.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/07/08 at 9:06 pm


It is implied, Howard.  I smite you.

I also smite Midas for his deplorable diction.  (You heard me, Howard - diction.)



And smite you shall. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/07/08 at 9:06 pm


I smite Monday.



Has Monday been smitten?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 07/07/08 at 9:07 pm



Has Monday been smitten?


smitten and almost done with.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/07/08 at 9:08 pm


smitten and almost done with.



2 hours till Tuesday.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/07/08 at 9:17 pm



Monday is my Friday and Tuesday is my Saturday so on Friday I will smite Friday because that is my Monday.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/07/08 at 9:23 pm



Monday is my Friday and Tuesday is my Saturday so on Friday I will smite Friday because that is my Monday.  :D


Friday's good so why smite it?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/08/08 at 12:33 am


Friday's good so why smite it?


because it's my Monday and all Mondays are bad

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 07/08/08 at 6:50 am


because it's my Monday and all Mondays are bad


agreed.


i smite howard for doubting it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/08/08 at 7:08 am


agreed.


i smite howard for doubting it.


Hey you can't smite me for just doubt?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/08/08 at 7:23 am

You can smite for any reason you want.  I smite Howard for questions a reason for a smite. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/08/08 at 7:25 am


You can smite for any reason you want.  I smite Howard for questions a reason for a smite. ;)


Ok,I'll smite you for telling me about a reason to smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/08/08 at 8:16 am


I smite ladybug for her alliteration and possibly arousing Howard.
;D ;D LMAO!!  Smite to you, Midas for planting that picture in my brain!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/08/08 at 12:59 pm

I smite ShT.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/08/08 at 1:34 pm



New day. New smite.  ShT ye have been smotted.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/08/08 at 5:07 pm

I agree, I'll smite Shacks Train as well.  He's gonna pass Howard up quickly in smites if he isn't careful.  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/08/08 at 6:59 pm


I agree, I'll smite Shacks Train as well.  He's gonna pass Howard up quickly in smites if he isn't careful.   ;)  ;D


He might beat me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/08/08 at 7:11 pm

ShT gets another smite from me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/08/08 at 7:28 pm


ShT gets another smite from me.



me too!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 07/08/08 at 7:29 pm



me too!


me too!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/08/08 at 10:55 pm


agreed.


i smite howard for doubting it.


I smite Belle du Jour for not capitalising Howard's name.  Nally too.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/08/08 at 10:59 pm

SOMEBODY SMITE MEHHH!


http://www.blockbuster.co.uk/bbimages/UK/Glossy/June06/DreamTeam/TheMask.jpg

:D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/08/08 at 11:09 pm

I smite Midas because he asked for it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/08/08 at 11:21 pm



I smite Midas for that pic of the Mask.... Jim Carey was annoying in the movie.


I
I agree, I'll smite Shacks Train as well.  He's gonna pass Howard up quickly in smites if he isn't careful.  ;)  ;D



you could be right.



He might beat me.



I smite Howard for not boosting his odds of ShT passing him by in smites by taking the opportunity to smite ShT himself

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/08/08 at 11:24 pm


I also smite Tia because I'm jealous....


i've gassed up maria twice, each time it's cost less than four dollars. ;D i like to buy premium gas.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/09/08 at 4:04 am

I smite Midas because I hate Jim Carey.

I too will smite ShT

Should I smite Howard as well? Hmmm no not today.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/09/08 at 7:12 am


I smite Midas because I hate Jim Carey.

I too will smite ShT

Should I smite Howard as well? Hmmm no not today.


too early in the morning.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/09/08 at 9:32 am

New day, I smithe ShT.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/09/08 at 12:53 pm

new day,I smite Dag.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/09/08 at 12:55 pm

Wednesday already?! I smite Howard. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/09/08 at 1:00 pm


Wednesday already?! I smite Howard. :D


I'm smitten.  :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/09/08 at 9:14 pm


I smite Midas because I hate Jim Carey.




I smite Midas for that pic of the Mask.... Jim Carey was annoying in the movie.


I smite snoz & Gis for misspelling Jim Carrey's last name. :P

Let's ROCK this joint!  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/09/08 at 9:17 pm


I smite snoz & Gis for misspelling Jim Carrey's last name. :P

Let's ROCK this joint!  :D



Maybe he's the one who spells it wrong.... I smite yo.....oh wait I can't yet.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/10/08 at 7:31 am

New day, I smite ShT.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/10/08 at 7:37 am


New day, I smite ShT.


I'll have to smite him too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/10/08 at 8:17 am

I supersmite ShT (and I hope it stings).

I will also smite Midas for Snoz

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 07/10/08 at 8:26 am

i smite the a.c. in my office for being too cold and the a.c. in my house for being too noisy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 07/10/08 at 9:39 am

I smite whoever decided to cancel the outdoor concert last night "because of the threat of thunder storms".  We had a great dry night having a picnic on the field anyway!

I smite the tooth fairy for hiding the dollar inside James's pillow case and confusing the heck out of me this morning!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/10/08 at 2:00 pm



I smite ShT from the very bottom of my soul!


and since Howard did too...Howard gets a pass from me.....and karma ....

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 07/10/08 at 9:54 pm



I smite ShT from the very bottom of my soul!



wow. that's some harsh smiting!
http://www.geocities.com/stationops/graphics/smite.jpg

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/10/08 at 10:02 pm


wow. that's some harsh smiting!
http://www.geocities.com/stationops/graphics/smite.jpg


yeah I think you missed the exchange we had this morning because Chucky deleted the thread....


Hey can I smite Chucky...I mean I was rather proud of myself and all...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/10/08 at 10:07 pm



I smite ShT from the very bottom of my soul!


and since Howard did too...Howard gets a pass from me.....and karma ....


Thanks.  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/10/08 at 10:09 pm


Thanks.  :)


you're welcome.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/10/08 at 10:11 pm

Karma returned.  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/10/08 at 10:12 pm


Karma returned.  ;)


thank you

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/10/08 at 10:12 pm


thank you


Welcome.  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/11/08 at 4:41 am


yeah I think you missed the exchange we had this morning because Chucky deleted the thread....


Hey can I smite Chucky...I mean I was rather proud of myself and all...
It was very impressive and I karma'd you for it!  ;D

I smite Tia for bugging me with one of his posts.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/11/08 at 6:07 am

I don't know who I'll smite today.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/11/08 at 8:46 am

I will smite ShT.  Assume this will happen daily...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/11/08 at 8:47 am

ShT is smited again from me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/11/08 at 3:45 pm


I will smite ShT.  Assume this will happen daily...


assuming.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 07/11/08 at 8:42 pm

I smite davester for adding a year to my age

and these stupid boards or my internet provider or whoever just caused the site to crap out

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/11/08 at 9:16 pm


I will smite ShT.  Assume this will happen daily...


ditto...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/12/08 at 12:24 am

I smite Howard and snozberries for spreading karma in this thread. :P  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/12/08 at 6:59 am


I smite Howard and snozberries for spreading karma in this thread. :P   :D



you can't smite for spreading Karma. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/12/08 at 7:38 am

I smite Midas for being such a grump.

I smite ShT.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/12/08 at 9:04 am



you can't smite for spreading Karma. ::)


I smite Howard for forgetting, yet again, that you can smite for whatever reason you want.


I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/12/08 at 11:24 am


I smite Howard and snozberries for spreading karma in this thread. :P  :D



I smite you back....and no karma for you!


new day new ShmiTe

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/12/08 at 2:32 pm


I smite Midas for being such a grump.



I smite ladybug cuz it wasn't even about her. :D

I smite the rest of the smite club members 'cuz I'll be gone for a week and everybody deserves some.  Getcha some!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/13/08 at 5:45 am


I smite Howard for forgetting, yet again, that you can smite for whatever reason you want.


I smite ShT


What's to smite for?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/13/08 at 7:15 am


What's to smite for?


Mostly for fun.

New day, I smite ShT.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/13/08 at 9:37 am



ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/13/08 at 10:27 am


I smite ladybug cuz it wasn't even about her. :D

I smite the rest of the smite club members 'cuz I'll be gone for a week and everybody deserves some.  Getcha some!
See?  Midas + Grump = Smite!

...And ShT.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/13/08 at 11:07 am


See?  Midas + Grump = Smite!



How does :D = Grump?  I don't see it. :P

I smite ladybug for fun because if her equation is true, then

Smite! - Grump = Midas  :D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/13/08 at 11:34 am


I smite Midas for smiting ladybug

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/13/08 at 1:16 pm

I'm smiting Sh T for assuming that our downloads aren't worthy.

I'm also smiting Henk because I haven't done it this week.  He'll surely accuse me of being behind. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/13/08 at 1:45 pm


I'm also smiting Henk because I haven't done it this week.  He'll surely accuse me of being behind. ::)


I would never accuse you of being behind. I'll have to smite you for thinking those terrible, saddening things of me. :\'(

















Now slacking, on the other hand... ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/13/08 at 1:45 pm

I smite Midas for smiting me whilst i wasn't here to defend it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/13/08 at 1:46 pm


I would never accuse you of being behind. I'll have to smite you for thinking those terrible, saddening things of me. :\'(

















Now slacking, on the other hand... ::)


Yes, I admit it I am a slacker. :-[

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/13/08 at 5:20 pm

I smite this young girl worker at Pathmark who thinks she's Queen Bitch all the time,she has an arrogance to her. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/13/08 at 9:19 pm


I smite Midas for smiting ladybug
Thanks + Karma  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/14/08 at 12:08 am

Monday again.  8-P I smite Monday.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/14/08 at 5:55 am


Monday again.  8-P I smite Monday.


I smite the Monday rain.  8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/14/08 at 7:42 am


I smite this young girl worker at Pathmark who thinks she's Queen Bitch all the time,she has an arrogance to her. >:(


I'm smiting the bitch too.  Cause I can't stand Queen Bitches. 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/14/08 at 7:52 am

I smite the clothes shop I've just been in for making me feel old.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/14/08 at 2:03 pm

I smite Vaughn for acting like a little demon today! >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/14/08 at 4:04 pm

I smite the idiot that broke the fountain at the park so the kids couldn't play in it.

I smite Monday

I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/14/08 at 4:28 pm


I'm smiting the bitch too.  Cause I can't stand Queen Bitches. 8-P


Thanks for smiting her.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/14/08 at 8:21 pm

I'm smiting the park service at Gettysburg battlefield.  The new visitors center sucks.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/15/08 at 12:09 am



whew I almost missed my smite of ShT today.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/15/08 at 6:56 am

I'm smiting this worker at Pathmark who is always on her cellphone,wearing a gadget that makes you look like Spock and smokes most of the time. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 07/15/08 at 8:26 am


I'm smiting this worker at Pathmark who is always on her cellphone,wearing a gadget that makes you look like Spock and smokes most of the time. >:(


Aw, did she turn you down?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/15/08 at 8:51 am

ShT smite!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/15/08 at 10:27 am

I feel the need to smite someone..............

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/15/08 at 10:32 am


I feel the need to smite someone..............
You may smite me, I don't mind.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 07/15/08 at 11:08 am


I smite Tam cross-country style so she remembers us :D


Of course I could never forget this place Midas.... you lookin for me to smite ya??!!??!!


I smite TamTam for not putting out a current smite tally lately. :D


Just itching for me to smite ya, aren't ya??!!??!!


OK, here the tally, as of June 22, 2008

Members:

Badfinger-Fan  48
Belle du Jour    49
Bookmistress4ever  54
Dagwood  56
Foo Bar    37
Gis  11
Henk  23
Howard  120
Jessica Rabbit  54
Karen  47
Ladybug316  51
Meat  46
Midas  93
Red Ant  50
Reynolds1863  44
Rice Cube  43
Snozberries  47
Thereshegoes  39
Tia  64
Tam  56

......


Patty's got my back Midas!!!! So you can kiss my ...... wait!!!!! You just might like that too much!!! ;D ;D


I smite Tam because she was looking for 57. :D


Dood - seriously? 8) :D

FINE THEN!!!!
http://www.e-clairebuttons.com/imgs/smitebuttonbz.gif



this made laugh...oops I karma'd you... oh well a revenge smite will even things out ;)



I smite Belle du Jour for smiting herself


And I smite Badfinger Fan for not catching it.  ;D


I smite saver because its been awhile

and I smite Shacks Train x10 because I have wanted too last 10 times I was logged on to the site but never managed to do so.

I smite who ever started the fire in Goleta because my phone has been ringing non-stop and the officers are too busy to get me food & give me bathroom breaks.

I smite Howard on principle  ;)

I smite greenjello for not having more choices in the "best series finale" poll

I smite all the major network executives for the latest influx of lame reality shows 
big uber smites for any contestant on I Survived a Japanese Game Show, Wipeout, Celebrity Circus...especially Chris Knight for breaking arm for the entertain-not. (But not Stacy Dash or Antonio Sabato Jr.)

I smite the girl on Babyborrowers who refused to wear the pregnancy belly,
I smite her boyfriend for wearing it instead.
I smite the angry teen who got mad because the baby wouldn't eat,
and I smite the girl who got mad for because her boyfriend (who doesn't want to have kids yet anyway) bonded with the baby and she did not.


I smite Midas because the song No Diggity has been stuck in my head since reading his quote a few pages back

I smite Henk because he needs to catch up

I smite ninny also for taking away my high scores instead of going after whistledog's

Oh and one final big steaming Smite for Shacks Train for dissing Dirty Dancing....that's right I broke the rules I multi smited someone and said why!  8)






I smite snoz for giving reason to those who are not in the club!!! ^

I smite Dagny, just because she has posted so dang much since I have been away that I have barely any chance of catching up! ;D

I smite Reynolds - only because at quick glance, her avatar looks like DD! :o >:( ;D

I smite Rice and Jess, because I feel the need!!!!

I smite Gis, just because this coming Thursday she will get tons of karma - so I wanna even her out!!! ;D ;D



There is more to come but let me get this count updated!!! :D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/15/08 at 11:27 am

I smite Tam for her lack of knowledge and appreciation for Monty Python.

I also smite Midas cause he's probably a better DJ than I am.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 07/15/08 at 12:18 pm


I smite Tam for her lack of knowledge and appreciation for Monty Python.



Haha! Thanks Girl!
Now, I ,ust catch up since the only one I have ever really watched is The Meaning of Life! ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/15/08 at 12:26 pm


Haha! Thanks Girl!
Now, I ,ust catch up since the only one I have ever really watched is The Meaning of Life! ;)


You've gotta see The Rutles.  It's the funniest parody of the Beatles I've ever seen.  Think you'll like it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 07/15/08 at 1:09 pm

New Update!!!

Members:

Badfinger-Fan  54
Belle du Jour    57
Bookmistress4ever  59
Dagwood  65
Foo Bar    40
Gis  21
Henk  34
Howard  143
Jessica Rabbit  58
Karen  50
Ladybug316  61
Meat  49
Midas  111
Red Ant  54
Reynolds1863  54
Rice Cube  47
Snozberries  54
Thereshegoes  43
Tia  76
Tam  61

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1       
Babooshka 1                 
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 2
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 4
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gibbo 2
greenjello 1
Good Gal  1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 7
Maxwell Smart  1
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 10
Nally 12
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 7
philip eno 21
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 7
saver 26
Shacks Train 49
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 3
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 7
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40  3
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***  1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  1
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled  1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1

Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman  1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1
The sun  1
The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia  1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1
Governor Ed Rendell 1
DD Parents 1
Quirk's Aunt Renee 1
Quirk's Ice Cream Man 1
Quirk's sisters 1
Anyone named Debbie 1
Patty's Police Officer 1
Major Network Exec's 1
Baby Borrowers et la.  4
Monday 7
Monday Rain 1
Patty's Kitty Fleas 2
The A/C in Belle's office 1
The A/C in Belle's House 1
Karen's cancelled outdoor concert officials 1
Karen's Tooth Fairy 1
The cause of Karen's computer/site crap out 1
Queen Bitch at Pathmark 2
Another bitch at Pathmark 1
Gis' clothes shop 1
Quirk's Vaughn 1
Dag's park fountain idiot 1
Gettysburg Battlefield Park Service 1



You've gotta see The Rutles.  It's the funniest parody of the Beatles I've ever seen.  Think you'll like it.


I will be sure to check it out!!! ;) 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/15/08 at 1:26 pm


New Update!!!

Members:

Badfinger-Fan   54
Belle du Jour    57
Bookmistress4ever  59
Dagwood   65
Foo Bar    40
Gis  21
Henk   34
Howard   143
Jessica Rabbit  58
Karen   50
Ladybug316  61
Meat   49
Midas  111
Red Ant   54
Reynolds1863   54
Rice Cube   47
Snozberries   54
Thereshegoes   43
Tia   76
Tam   61

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1       
Babooshka 1                   
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 2
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 4
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gibbo 2
greenjello 1
Good Gal  1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 7
Maxwell Smart  1
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 10
Nally 12
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 7
philip eno 21
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 7
saver 26
Shacks Train 49
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 3
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 7
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40   3
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***   1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  1
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled   1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1

Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman   1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1
The sun  1
The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia   1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1
Governor Ed Rendell 1
DD Parents 1
Quirk's Aunt Renee 1
Quirk's Ice Cream Man 1
Quirk's sisters 1
Anyone named Debbie 1
Patty's Police Officer 1
Major Network Exec's 1
Baby Borrowers et la.  4
Monday 7
Monday Rain 1
Patty's Kitty Fleas 2
The A/C in Belle's office 1
The A/C in Belle's House 1
Karen's cancelled outdoor concert officials 1
Karen's Tooth Fairy 1
The cause of Karen's computer/site crap out 1
Queen Bitch at Pathmark 2
Another bitch at Pathmark 1
Gis' clothes shop 1
Quirk's Vaughn 1
Dag's park fountain idiot 1
Gettysburg Battlefield Park Service 1


I will be sure to check it out!!! ;) 8)



hahaha....this list cracked me up! ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/15/08 at 1:31 pm


Henk’s bicycle  1



You wanna know something really funny...?























I don't even have a bike!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/15/08 at 2:00 pm


Here Henk, this is "your" bike.  lol  I found it earlier in the thread.  :P




You wanna know something really funny...?























I don't even have a bike!  ;D



I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite my bike
I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite it where I like



:P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/15/08 at 2:41 pm


Here Henk, this is "your" bike.  lol  I found it earlier in the thread.   :P




Oh, I know where  when I smote it alright...But even back then, I didn't own a bike. So basically...I don't know what I was smiting at the time. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 07/15/08 at 2:48 pm


I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite my bike
I want to smite my bicycle
I want to smite it where I like



:P


Hmmm..... Queen's "Bicycle" huh?
I smite Henk for not remembering why he did a small parody to this song, and not remembering that he didn't own a bike.... thus making the parody pointless ::) ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 07/15/08 at 3:54 pm


Hmmm..... Queen's "Bicycle" huh?
I smite Henk for not remembering why he did a small parody to this song, and not remembering that he didn't own a bike.... thus making the parody pointless ::) ;D


I remember thinking at the time that it related to a holiday he'd been on or a day trip or something.  :-\\  It made sense in relation to soemthing Henk had been telling us about!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/15/08 at 4:12 pm


Hmmm..... Queen's "Bicycle" huh?
I smite Henk for not remembering why he did a small parody to this song, and not remembering that he didn't own a bike.... thus making the parody pointless ::) ;D



I remember thinking at the time that it related to a holiday he'd been on or a day trip or something.   :-\\  It made sense in relation to soemthing Henk had been telling us about!


The only reason I did this parody was because "ride" is easily replaced by "smite". It just popped up, that's all.

On the same lines: I was also thinking of introducing the term "smite-a**" instead of "smart-a**".  :P


And because all this explaining is:

a. pointless,
b. making me very tired,
c. superfluous,
d. threadjacking,
e. smite-a**y,
f. all of the above

...I smite you (Tam), Patty and karen. Now Take That And Party. ;D :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/15/08 at 4:45 pm

I take my smite and lob it back to you.  lol  I kind of like this tennis match!

I'm gonna party like it's...um...1989 (since I had much more energy back then).  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 07/15/08 at 4:47 pm


The only reason I did this parody was because "ride" is easily replaced by "smite". It just popped up, that's all.

On the same lines: I was also thinking of introducing the term "smite-a**" instead of "smart-a**".  :P


And because all this explaining is:

a. pointless,
b. making me very tired,
c. superfluous,
d. threadjacking,
e. smite-a**y,
f. all of the above

...I smite you (Tam), Patty and karen. Now Take That And Party. ;D :D


Someone's a SMITE-ASS aren't they?? ;D

Good thing I already smited you today....  ;) 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 07/15/08 at 8:34 pm


The only reason I did this parody was because "ride" is easily replaced by "smite". It just popped up, that's all.

On the same lines: I was also thinking of introducing the term "smite-a**" instead of "smart-a**".  :P


And because all this explaining is:

a. pointless,
b. making me very tired,
c. superfluous,
d. threadjacking,
e. smite-a**y,
f. all of the above

...I smite you (Tam), Patty and karen. Now Take That And Party. ;D :D


I deserved it.  I was sad enough to go back through your old posts trying to find one about a cycling trip that went wrong!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/16/08 at 7:43 am


Aw, did she turn you down?


no,she's just an asshead and a snobbish bitch. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/16/08 at 7:43 am


New Update!!!

Members:

Badfinger-Fan   54
Belle du Jour    57
Bookmistress4ever  59
Dagwood   65
Foo Bar    40
Gis  21
Henk   34
Howard   143
Jessica Rabbit  58
Karen   50
Ladybug316  61
Meat   49
Midas  111
Red Ant   54
Reynolds1863   54
Rice Cube   47
Snozberries   54
Thereshegoes   43
Tia   76
Tam   61

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1       
Babooshka 1                   
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 2
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 4
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gibbo 2
greenjello 1
Good Gal  1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 7
Maxwell Smart  1
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 10
Nally 12
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 7
philip eno 21
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 7
saver 26
Shacks Train 49
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 3
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 7
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40   3
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***   1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  1
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled   1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1

Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman   1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1
The sun  1
The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia   1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1
Governor Ed Rendell 1
DD Parents 1
Quirk's Aunt Renee 1
Quirk's Ice Cream Man 1
Quirk's sisters 1
Anyone named Debbie 1
Patty's Police Officer 1
Major Network Exec's 1
Baby Borrowers et la.  4
Monday 7
Monday Rain 1
Patty's Kitty Fleas 2
The A/C in Belle's office 1
The A/C in Belle's House 1
Karen's cancelled outdoor concert officials 1
Karen's Tooth Fairy 1
The cause of Karen's computer/site crap out 1
Queen Bitch at Pathmark 2
Another bitch at Pathmark 1
Gis' clothes shop 1
Quirk's Vaughn 1
Dag's park fountain idiot 1
Gettysburg Battlefield Park Service 1


I will be sure to check it out!!! ;) 8)


Wow,I'm in the lead. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/16/08 at 7:48 am

I smite Henk for being a smart arse and also for quoting Take That.

I smite Howard for boasting of his smite lead.

I smite Tia because it's a new week.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/16/08 at 7:49 am




I smite Gis, just because this coming Thursday she will get tons of karma - so I wanna even her out!!! ;D ;D



Whatever can you mean??  ::) The way my memory has gone today I won't remember one smite from another, poor old dear.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/16/08 at 7:51 am

I smite ShT.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/16/08 at 7:51 am


I smite ShT.
Smite away, I'll join you in that.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/16/08 at 7:52 am


I smite Henk for being a smart arse and also for quoting Take That.

I smite Howard for boasting of his smite lead.

I smite Tia because it's a new week.


Oh Man,I got smitten.  :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/16/08 at 9:16 am


I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/16/08 at 9:21 am



Oh yeah and I smite Tam because I wasn't explaining why I was smiting non-members I was venting!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 07/16/08 at 12:28 pm



Oh yeah and I smite Tam because I wasn't explaining why I was smiting non-members I was venting!  ;D




Venting.... explaining... 6 of 12, half dozen of another! ;D
And just for that I'll smite ya right back! ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/16/08 at 1:15 pm


Venting.... explaining... 6 of 12, half dozen of another! ;D
And just for that I'll smite ya right back! ;)

YAY! I Got smited

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/16/08 at 4:05 pm


YAY! I Got smited
You want smite? I give you smite!  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/16/08 at 4:58 pm

smite ya back!  ;D


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/16/08 at 5:49 pm

I smite ShT

I smite Howard to keep him in lead

I smite Midas for having the guts to go on vacation

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/16/08 at 8:27 pm


I smite ShT

I smite Howard to keep him in lead

I smite Midas for having the guts to go on vacation




What does the winner get with most smites?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 07/16/08 at 8:43 pm


What does the winner get with most smites?


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:SY52PXyJY_ghwM:http://www.bigcheesebadges.com/product_thumb.php%3Fimg%3Dimages/plus_5_badge_of_smiting.png%26w%3D120%26h%3D120

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/16/08 at 8:45 pm


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:SY52PXyJY_ghwM:http://www.bigcheesebadges.com/product_thumb.php%3Fimg%3Dimages/plus_5_badge_of_smiting.png%26w%3D120%26h%3D120


YAY!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 07/16/08 at 9:12 pm


Whatever can you mean??  ::) The way my memory has gone today I won't remember one smite from another, poor old dear.  ;D

Gee.... I don't know.
Perhaps my mind is as old as yours..... ;) 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 07/17/08 at 12:36 am

I smite Ben and Jerry

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/17/08 at 6:54 am


I smite Ben and Jerry


But they have very good Ice Cream,Why?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 07/17/08 at 6:56 am

I smite Mother Nature's thermostat. 


heat is good, but 80 at 7am is a bit much.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/17/08 at 7:02 am

Haven't smitten anyone in a long while so...

I smite saver

and I smite Howard

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/17/08 at 7:44 am


Haven't smitten anyone in a long while so...

I smite saver

and I smite Howard


Why do you smite me?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/17/08 at 7:44 am


I smite Mother Nature's thermostat. 


heat is good, but 80 at 7am is a bit much.


I smite Mother Nature too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/17/08 at 8:03 am

I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/17/08 at 8:36 am

New day.....

I smith ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/17/08 at 9:03 am



ShT gets another from me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/17/08 at 3:20 pm

I smite Shannon. She knows why. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/17/08 at 4:06 pm


I smite Shannon. She knows why. ::)
Geez, you even beat me to the smite!!

I smite Henk for typing faster than me!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/17/08 at 4:24 pm





I smite Shannon. She knows why. ::)



Geez, you even beat me to the smite!!

I smite Henk for typing faster than me!


I smite both of you because I don't know why...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/17/08 at 4:31 pm




I smite both of you because I don't know why...


well now I know why..... but my smite still stands because you both beat me to it!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/17/08 at 4:33 pm


Why do you smite me?


lol Just because it's Thursday and I don't want ShacksTrain to pass you up in smite plus sometimes I lose patience and I should just ignore stuff instead of getting frustrated by it.  That is all well and good, besides ain't nothing wrong with a little smite between friends.  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/17/08 at 4:36 pm

I smite GWBush2004 for being a blood thirsty wanna be Texan. 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/17/08 at 4:38 pm


lol Just because it's Thursday and I don't want ShacksTrain to pass you up in smite plus sometimes I lose patience and I should just ignore stuff instead of getting frustrated by it.  That is all well and good, besides ain't nothing wrong with a little smite between friends.   ;)


It's All Rite (To Smite All Night) , Patty...and Howard. So here's some smite for you. All free. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/17/08 at 4:45 pm


It's All Rite (To Smite All Night) , Patty...and Howard. So here's some smite for you. All free. :)


Thank you kind sir!  ;)  Let me return the favor.  A smite in turn.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/17/08 at 4:48 pm


well now I know why..... but my smite still stands because you both beat me to it!


And for that, you get smitten.

..Smited.


..Smote.




...whatever. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/17/08 at 7:29 pm


It's All Rite (To Smite All Night) , Patty...and Howard. So here's some smite for you. All free. :)


YAY! Free Smite. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/17/08 at 8:53 pm


YAY! Free Smite. ;D
You're not smite-free from me!  I smite Howard.

I also smite Snozberries because she wasn't here early enough to know why I smote Henk  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/18/08 at 6:46 am


You're not smite-free from me!  I smite Howard.

I also smite Snozberries because she wasn't here early enough to know why I smote Henk  ;D


Damn,LB,When does this smiting end already?  :o :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/18/08 at 8:10 am


Damn,LB,When does this smiting end already?  :o :P
It does not end.  That's what this club is for.  Generally, the smite you get is not mean-spririted so don't take it so hard.

...Now, as always, I smite ShT.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/18/08 at 8:22 am

I smite Howard for calling me a drunk.



I smite snoz for not sharing it whatever it is with us all.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/18/08 at 10:44 am



I smite Henk because revenge is a dish best served cold and I think 24 hours is cold enough.

I smite ladybug for picking on my not "getting here" early enough when her initial problem was not getting her answer in the Name the Song & Group thread before Henk.....in other words she was not "early" enough either.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/18/08 at 4:16 pm



I smite Henk because revenge is a dish best served cold and I think 24 hours is cold enough.

I smite ladybug for picking on my not "getting here" early enough when her initial problem was not getting her answer in the Name the Song & Group thread before Henk.....in other words she was not "early" enough either.


Touche.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/18/08 at 4:27 pm


Touche.  ;D


;D  at first I thought it said  touchy!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 07/18/08 at 5:48 pm

jellyfish. I smite them!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/18/08 at 6:20 pm

I smite VeggioVa90 for acting like an ass wipe in one of my 80's threads. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/18/08 at 6:50 pm


I smite Howard for calling me a drunk.



I smite snoz for not sharing it whatever it is with us all.




Ok,I'm sorry can you take back a smite?  :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/18/08 at 8:08 pm


;D  at first I thought it said  touchy!   ;D
If there is an accent mark, I can't find it!  Hell, I can't even figure out how to extract a quote from a post...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/19/08 at 5:55 am

I smite Starbucks for closing down some of their chains.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/19/08 at 11:26 am


If there is an accent mark, I can't find it!  Hell, I can't even figure out how to extract a quote from a post...


lol I just click reply with quote and then cut what I don't want and copy what's left

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/19/08 at 12:16 pm


Hell, I can't even figure out how to extract a quote from a post...


It takes a little bit of work, but once you get the hang of it, it's easy.  ;)

Let's use snoz's longer post as an example:

Say I wanna quote something she said in the first sentence, then add a reply, then quote something in her second sentence...

First: Hit "insert quote"
Second: you will now see in the reply box bracket.

Third:  Go ahead and paste it at the beginning of the what you want from her post,  then scan thru the rest of her reply and see if there is something else in there you want to comment on.  There is?  OK,  move down to where the next quote is, and paste the same thing there  so it should say

Fourth: Now you have to go and cut and paste the end of that (what we call in computer geek language as "tag") which on this board is this:


For every beginning tag you have to have an ending tag.  Just the way it works.

So everytime that you used the

Fifth: Now very carefully, insert some blank lines in there between the first   and the next

I smite Henk because revenge is a dish best served cold and I think 24 hours is cold enough.

I smite ladybug for picking on my not "getting here" early enough when her initial problem was not getting her answer in the Name the Song & Group thread before Henk.....in other words she was not "early" enough either.





And this is how it looks if I do all the rest of the stuff above:



I smite Henk because revenge is a dish best served cold and I think 24 hours is cold enough.


I agree, revenge should be served cold, for it tastes too odd if you heat it up.  :D


I smite ladybug for picking on my not "getting here" early enough when her initial problem was not getting her answer in the Name the Song & Group thread before Henk.....in other words she was not "early" enough either.



I'm never early for anything (except for when I was born), I don't think this body is incapable to get anywhere early.


Hope this lesson in computer nerdom was clear, if not then... SMITE ME.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/19/08 at 12:41 pm


It takes a little bit of work, but once you get the hang of it, it's easy.  ;)

Let's use snoz's longer post as an example:

Say I wanna quote something she said in the first sentence, then add a reply, then quote something in her second sentence...

First: Hit "insert quote"
Second: you will now see in the reply box

And this is how it looks if I do all the rest of the stuff above:

I agree, revenge should be served cold, for it tastes too odd if you heat it up.   :D
I'm never early for anything (except for when I was born), I don't think this body is incapable to get anywhere early.


Hope this lesson in computer nerdom was clear, if not then... SMITE ME.   :D
Thank you very much!  I always get stuck in the damned box.  When I consult the forum help it never says cut and paste.  A big hug and some karma.

Oh, and a smite to ShT, of course.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/19/08 at 12:46 pm

I just got back in town.  I smite every Smite Club member because it's the right thing to do.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/19/08 at 12:47 pm


I just got back in town.  I smite every Smite Club member because it's the right thing to do.   :D
Have a "Welcome Back" Smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/19/08 at 2:13 pm


I just got back in town.  I smite every Smite Club member because it's the right thing to do.  :D


Does this mean I smite thee for having a slightly warped conscience?

consider yourself smoted.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/19/08 at 3:23 pm


I just got back in town.  I smite every Smite Club member because it's the right thing to do.   :D


Word. And smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/19/08 at 3:24 pm


I just got back in town.  I smite every Smite Club member because it's the right thing to do.   :D


Where do you see a Smite Club? I don't see a Smite Club. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/19/08 at 4:07 pm

I smite ShT

I smite Midas as a welcome back

I smite the heat

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/19/08 at 4:47 pm


Where do you see a Smite Club? I don't see a Smite Club. ::)


I think it's been 24 hours, so I can smite Howard for being oblivious to the fact that he's posting in the thread entitled Smite Club, and then he asks where the smite club is.

I will smite Midas as a welcome back too.

I smite the heat/sun too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/19/08 at 4:47 pm

i want to smite the hooligans who dropped the pizza boxes and chip wrappers without a split second of thought tonight..
I hope a massive litter bin of stinking decayed rubbish falls onto their dopey brainless heads one day.

>:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/19/08 at 4:59 pm


i want to smite the hooligans who dropped the pizza boxes and chip wrappers without a split second of thought tonight..
I hope a massive litter bin of stinking decayed rubbish falls onto their dopey brainless heads one day.

>:(




Hooligans!  I smite the hooligans also.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/19/08 at 8:48 pm


I think it's been 24 hours, so I can smite Howard for being oblivious to the fact that he's posting in the thread entitled Smite Club, and then he asks where the smite club is.

I will smite Midas as a welcome back too.

I smite the heat/sun too.


Sorry,I thought you were talking about an outside smite club.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/20/08 at 4:36 am


Sorry,I thought you were talking about an outside smite club.
There can be no such thing! We ARE the smite club Howard!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/20/08 at 5:40 am


There can be no such thing! We ARE the smite club Howard!


The OOzeficial smite club. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/20/08 at 12:31 pm


The OOzeficial smite club. ;D


Yes, we are a sorority of mean smiteful people.

I smite Howard because I've been avoiding it for so long.  It's no longer avoidable.

I also smite Henk for the sake of tradition.

I smite the hooligans too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/20/08 at 1:50 pm


The OOzeficial smite club. ;D


I smite Howard for misspelling 00zeFICIAL.

I smite Kathie 'cause it's been a while.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 07/20/08 at 1:58 pm

I smite the sun...because it's just too darn hot today. :-\\

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/20/08 at 3:27 pm

I'm schmiting the endless rain showers we've had all this weekend

>:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/20/08 at 4:52 pm


I smite Howard for misspelling 00zeFICIAL.

I smite Kathie 'cause it's been a while.


It was spelt right,Wasn't it?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/20/08 at 4:52 pm


I smite the sun...because it's just too darn hot today. :-\\


Me Too,I'm a sun-smiter.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/20/08 at 9:39 pm

Smiting all smite club members 'cuz for a moment I was the only one here!  :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/21/08 at 12:21 am


It was spelt right,Wasn't it?  ???


No Howard, it wasn't. It starts with a double zero, not a double O.  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/21/08 at 5:52 am


No Howard, it wasn't. It starts with a double zero, not a double O.  ;)


It looked the same for a second there.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/21/08 at 7:49 am


Smiting all smite club members 'cuz for a moment I was the only one here!  :o
I smite Midas 'cause he can't be left alone for one minute - jeez!

I also smite ShT.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/21/08 at 1:48 pm

I smiting the people who complained about my avatar.  Hope they never get stuck in airport security!!!!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/21/08 at 4:07 pm


I smiting the people who complained about my avatar.  Hope they never get stuck in airport security!!!!
Hey, I liked that Avatar!  I can't tell you how many times I've traveled with a life preserver and a flower pot.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/21/08 at 4:10 pm


I smiting the people who complained about my avatar.  Hope they never get stuck in airport security!!!!


I thought it was cute too.  ;D  It's also one of the reason I don't fly anymore.  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/21/08 at 4:37 pm


I smiting the people who complained about my avatar.  Hope they never get stuck in airport security!!!!



Hey,Where's your avatar? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/21/08 at 5:44 pm


I smiting the people who complained about my avatar.  Hope they never get stuck in airport security!!!!


i missed your avatar...can you pm me. . . I wanna like it too.


Holy crap I haven't smited ShT in like two days....  smite smite

I smite ninny and gibbo... they should know why and I can't say here because they aren't members

I smite Midas because his blatant across the board smiting messes with the stats.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/21/08 at 10:57 pm



I smite Midas because his blatant across the board smiting messes with the stats.



Everyone gets a free pass today...except snozberries.  Smiting her because she doesn't want stats to be messed wit'.  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 07/22/08 at 6:31 am

I smite ants.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/22/08 at 7:48 am

I smite the clouds because it hasn't rained and my grass has turned to hay.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/22/08 at 1:23 pm


I smite ants.




Does that include Red Ants? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/22/08 at 2:03 pm


I smite the clouds because it hasn't rained and my grass has turned to hay.
I smite Howard because he doesn't have a hose.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/22/08 at 3:03 pm


I smite Howard because he doesn't have a hose.


Let's not go there. ::)

Go on, smite me for the innuendo. I smite you for smiting me beforehand. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/22/08 at 3:39 pm


Let's not go there. ::)

Go on, smite me for the innuendo. I smite you for smiting me beforehand. :P
OK, I smite Henk for the innuendo!  Howard's hose; really!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 07/22/08 at 6:43 pm


Does that include Red Ants? ???


Not yet. If the ants really piss me off tomorrow, then Red Ant is in.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/22/08 at 7:53 pm

I smite saver once again.  Must be lonely in his bitter little judgemental world.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 07/22/08 at 7:55 pm

I am smiting ShT through Ladybug and Dagwood.

I smite them too cuz it's been three pages since they smited Shacks Train- and it makes me laugh.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/22/08 at 8:00 pm

Three pages?  Dang, I have been slacking.  Well I smite ShT extra big then.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/22/08 at 10:32 pm

I smite saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/22/08 at 10:33 pm


OK, I smite Henk for the innuendo!  Howard's hose; really!  ;D



Would you like to see it? ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/22/08 at 10:34 pm


I smite Howard because he doesn't have a hose.



The hose is in my pants. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/22/08 at 10:54 pm



Everyone gets a free pass today...except snozberries.  Smiting her because she doesn't want stats to be messed wit'.  :P



;D  Too easy... I'm not smiting you right now because you're expecting me to.

I do smite ShT

and I smite saver.... I've been so consumed with ShT I forgot about saver...sorry

I smite the hose in Howard's pants and Henk for making us think about it... and Howard because he couldn't pass on commenting about it.













I smite Midas ....see you didn't expect it did ya?  ;D







Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/22/08 at 11:43 pm


I am smiting ShT through Ladybug and Dagwood.

I smite them too cuz it's been three pages since they smited Shacks Train- and it makes me laugh.
Actually, I just smote Shacks Train (or ShT as Snoz has dubbed him) a few posts before this one.

Now I must smite you, Belle for making me look!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/22/08 at 11:58 pm

I smite SAVER.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/23/08 at 12:00 am



Would you like to see it? ;)


Really, Howard... You're smited. Big time.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/23/08 at 1:05 am

I too smite Howard for spelling out what was only inferred.

Hmm Saver I haven't smited that sorry bitter soul yet either so I smite away.

I smite Midas............................do I need a reason?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/23/08 at 6:51 am


I too smite Howard for spelling out what was only inferred.

Hmm Saver I haven't smited that sorry bitter soul yet either so I smite away.

I smite Midas............................do I need a reason?


Aw,C'mon girl,have a heart,please?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/23/08 at 8:37 am


I smiting the people who complained about my avatar.  Hope they never get stuck in airport security!!!!


yeah me too whoever they are

::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 07/23/08 at 10:40 am


I smiting the people who complained about my avatar.  Hope they never get stuck in airport security!!!!


I smite them too!  And I have the oddest feeling that I know who at least one of them is!  Possibly both. :D

I smite saver, now and til the end of time, amen.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/23/08 at 12:47 pm


yeah me too whoever they are

::)





I'm not complaining.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/23/08 at 1:35 pm








I smite Midas ....see you didn't expect it did ya?   ;D



Nothing surprises me.



I smite Midas............................do I need a reason?


Yeah, ya do!

I smite Gis for not giving a reason to smite me.  Oh, and saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/23/08 at 4:04 pm

I smite Snoz because I'm out of Mountain Dew.  Friends don't let friends be without dew.  :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/23/08 at 4:25 pm

I smite Howard because nobody needs to see that.

I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/23/08 at 6:24 pm


I smite Snoz because I'm out of Mountain Dew.  Friends don't let friends be without dew.  :\'(



I smite you back because you know you'd have some dew if ya hadn't tried to sneak it past airport security... Apparently they pulled your last can out of your  a.... oops gotta go  ;D


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/23/08 at 6:25 pm



I smite you back because you know you'd have some dew if ya hadn't tried to sneak it past airport security... Apparently they pulled your last can out of your  a.... oops gotta go   ;D



;D 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/23/08 at 6:28 pm


;D 


I'm feeling feisty today  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/23/08 at 7:15 pm



I smite you back because you know you'd have some dew if ya hadn't tried to sneak it past airport security... Apparently they pulled your last can out of your  a.... oops gotta go  ;D





I've gotta wait till tomorrow to smite you for not warning me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/23/08 at 9:23 pm


I smite Howard because nobody needs to see that.

I smite ShT


see what? I don't see anything? ??? ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/23/08 at 9:24 pm



I smite you back because you know you'd have some dew if ya hadn't tried to sneak it past airport security... Apparently they pulled your last can out of your  a.... oops gotta go   ;D





Sometimes you have to do the dew.And then later you have to make a doo-doo. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/23/08 at 9:27 pm



Would you like to see it? ;)




The hose is in my pants. ;D



see what? I don't see anything? ??? ::)


Again, nobody needs to see that, Howard. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/23/08 at 9:29 pm


Again, nobody needs to see that, Howard. :D


Ok Dag,I'll pull my pants back up,I'm sorry. :-[ ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/23/08 at 9:58 pm


Sometimes you have to do the dew.And then later you have to make a doo-doo. ;D


I smite Howard for having a poop reference in the same sentence as Mountain Dew.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/23/08 at 10:39 pm

It's been 24 hours, I'm ready to smite saver once again.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/24/08 at 7:03 am


I smite Howard for having a poop reference in the same sentence as Mountain Dew.


Oh Please will you stop it?  ::) ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/24/08 at 8:01 am

I smite Howard for complaining about being smited.  No Howard, we won't stop.  ;)  Seriously, Howard, it isn't personal...it is for fun. :)


I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/24/08 at 8:28 am

I smite Howard for mentioning poop.

I smite Saver for being an uptight and irritating................ 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/24/08 at 8:35 am

I smite ShT and Saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/24/08 at 8:35 am

I smite Tia because it's at least a week since I last did and he is still 39 when I am now 40.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/24/08 at 9:13 am


Oh Please will you stop it?  ::) ::)


Don't mix doo with the Dew!


I smite saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 07/24/08 at 9:19 am

I smite saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/24/08 at 9:29 am

I smite Snoz for not warning me about those sadist who have no sense of decency.  Not to mention she probably laughing her head off.  All forms of personal pride are gone. :\'(

I also smite Howard for his thoughtless statement.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/24/08 at 5:27 pm


I smite Snoz for not warning me about those sadist who have no sense of decency.  Not to mention she probably laughing her head off.  All forms of personal pride are gone. :\'(

I also smite Howard for his thoughtless statement.


and now it's gonna work against me that I know at least 5 people who work at TSA isn't it?  ;D


ShT & Saver smited

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/24/08 at 7:34 pm


I smite Howard for complaining about being smited.  No Howard, we won't stop.  ;)  Seriously, Howard, it isn't personal...it is for fun. :)


I smite ShT


I know it was fun,I was just overreacting. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/24/08 at 7:35 pm


I smite Snoz for not warning me about those sadist who have no sense of decency.  Not to mention she probably laughing her head off.  All forms of personal pride are gone. :\'(

I also smite Howard for his thoughtless statement.


What thoughtless statement? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/24/08 at 10:36 pm

I smite Dagwood cuz it's been awhile. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/25/08 at 12:52 am


I smite Howard for having a poop reference in the same sentence as Mountain Dew.


*smite*

Because I just gave him karma for it.  I'm always down for a poop thread. 

Ever eat a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts at 5:00 in the morning because you were the first car at the "Hot Donuts" window?  Well, if you haven't, you really ought to.  (Hey, is that a moderator in the corner with a banhammer?  Be-dee-b-dee-b-dee-b-dat's all folks!)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/25/08 at 1:51 am

I smite Foo for making me want doughnuts, although I'd rather Dunkin' Doughnuts, but doesn't really matter.  :P

I smite saver again.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/25/08 at 4:12 am


I smite Dagwood cuz it's been awhile. :D


It has been a while so smite back. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/25/08 at 6:13 am


I smite Foo for making me want doughnuts, although I'd rather Dunkin' Doughnuts, but doesn't really matter.  :P

I smite saver again.




How about Krispy Kreme doughnuts?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/25/08 at 7:39 am


*smite*

Because I just gave him karma for it.  I'm always down for a poop thread. 

Ever eat a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts at 5:00 in the morning because you were the first car at the "Hot Donuts" window?  Well, if you haven't, you really ought to.  (Hey, is that a moderator in the corner with a banhammer?  Be-dee-b-dee-b-dee-b-dat's all folks!)
Smite for mentioning donuts while I sit with my breakfast of egg whites  :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/25/08 at 7:40 am


How about Krispy Kreme doughnuts?
Yuck way too sweet.  8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/25/08 at 7:54 am


How about Krispy Kreme doughnuts?


They are way too greasy and sweet for my taste.  I know that some people love 'em though, so to each his own.

I prefer just doughnuts with no glaze/icing, what we call cake doughnuts.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/25/08 at 8:28 am


What thoughtless statement? ???


I really should smite you for not acknowledging that is blasphemy to diss Dew like that.

Yes, I have to.  Consider yourself smote Howard.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/25/08 at 9:26 am


*smite*

Because I just gave him karma for it.  I'm always down for a poop thread. 

Ever eat a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts at 5:00 in the morning because you were the first car at the "Hot Donuts" window?  Well, if you haven't, you really ought to.  (Hey, is that a moderator in the corner with a banhammer?  Be-dee-b-dee-b-dee-b-dat's all folks!)


I smite the Foo for being down with a poop thread :D  and pretty close; it was 2:15 AM in Raleigh. Them's some good hot donuts...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/25/08 at 9:30 am

I smite ShT because... because..., well I can't tell you why per the rules.  Just know that he deserves it and then some.

Oh, and Saver...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/25/08 at 3:16 pm



I'm not complaining.


who said you were??

*shrugs*

::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/25/08 at 5:53 pm


They are way too greasy and sweet for my taste.  I know that some people love 'em though, so to each his own.

I prefer just doughnuts with no glaze/icing, what we call cake doughnuts.


About 5,6 years ago I ate them just about every morning day with coffee and nothing was wrong with me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/25/08 at 5:53 pm


who said you were??

*shrugs*

::)


I thought I was.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/27/08 at 6:55 pm

ShT and Saver. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/27/08 at 8:36 pm

ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/28/08 at 7:29 am

Who should I smite this morning?  ::) ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/28/08 at 9:55 am


ShT and Saver. 


yeah wot u say

n howie too cos he really is startin to get on my wick

;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/28/08 at 10:16 am

I'm feeling too mellow to smite..................there again I could smite Bobby for getting my name wrong.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/28/08 at 6:10 pm

It's Monday!!!  I smite Henk. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/28/08 at 6:26 pm

Same smite, different day:  ShT and Saver

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/28/08 at 6:47 pm


yeah wot u say

n howie too cos he really is startin to get on my wick

;D


You can't just smite for getting on your wick,there has to be reasons.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/28/08 at 10:17 pm


You can't just smite for getting on your wick,there has to be reasons.


I smite Howard for questioning the validity of Babooshka's reason for smiting Howard!  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 07/29/08 at 12:19 am


It's Monday!!!  I smite Henk. ;D


Dang... I forgot to smite Monday.

I haven't smited anybody in a long time, so.... Kathie, you're my victim of choice.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/29/08 at 2:31 am

I definatly smite bobby and saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/29/08 at 7:42 am


I smite Howard for questioning the validity of Babooshka's reason for smiting Howard!  :D


How dare you smite me,go smite yourself. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/29/08 at 9:11 am


How dare you smite me,go smite yourself. :P


I can't smite myself. :P

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/29/08 at 9:48 am

I will smite Midas then for daring to smite Howard.  :D

I smite Howard for questioning a smite

I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/29/08 at 1:21 pm


I will smite Midas then for daring to smite Howard.  :D

I smite Howard for questioning a smite



I smite dagwood for using the same reason as me to smite Howard :D

Nally gets a smite also.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/29/08 at 1:28 pm


I smite dagwood for using the same reason as me to smite Howard :D

Nally gets a smite also.
I smite you for the capital "N" in nally!  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/29/08 at 1:46 pm


I smite you for the capital "N" in nally!  :D


Nally's name was at the beginning of a sentence, forcing the N to be capitalized. :P  I smite you for not remembering that. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/29/08 at 2:43 pm


Nally's name was at the beginning of a sentence, forcing the N to be capitalized. :P  I smite you for not remembering that. :D
Oh, now you're big on grammar?  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Mr Tumnus on 07/29/08 at 3:32 pm

;D @ Midas

I forgot about this so I now wish to put a permanent smite on Tanya1976 for her graphic description of some peoples dirty stinking habits perversions in mushrooms 'Ask me about Porn' thread..she seems to know too much.

;D




I feel nauseous all over again

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/29/08 at 7:23 pm


I will smite Midas then for daring to smite Howard.  :D

I smite Howard for questioning a smite

I smite ShT


Hey I wasn't questioning a smite for crying out loud.  ::) >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/29/08 at 9:06 pm


Hey I wasn't questioning a smite for crying out loud.  ::) >:(


You ALWAYS question your smites, when we've repeatedly told you it's just for fun.  The only reason one has to have is just because.  And so, I will smite Howard (again) for getting his nose out of joint when this is supposed to be a fun thread.  ;D


I also will smite the heat because I am sweating to death in this apartment.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/29/08 at 10:17 pm


Oh, now you're big on grammar?  ;D


Except when I'm not.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/30/08 at 2:52 am

I smite Howard and I smite Nally.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 07/30/08 at 5:34 am

Sh T smite.

I also smite Tia for daring to think I would consider him anything less than a genius.

Howard gets a smite too for being Howard. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/30/08 at 7:00 am

I'll smite nally as well.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/30/08 at 7:03 am


Sh T smite.

I also smite Tia for daring to think I would consider him anything less than a genius.

Howard gets a smite too for being Howard. ;D


So I get a smite for being myself?  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/30/08 at 7:10 am

Sounds like it, Howard. :D


I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/30/08 at 7:13 am


Sounds like it, Howard. :D


I smite ShT


Why do you smite him every day?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/30/08 at 9:49 am


Except when I'm not.  :D
Don't roll your eyeballs at me, Mr.  Have a smite.

I also smite ShT and saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/30/08 at 10:47 am


Why do you smite him every day?


Because he really gets on my nerves.


Now someone has to smite me for breaking club rules and putting a reason for smiting a non club member ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/30/08 at 12:33 pm


Because he really gets on my nerves.


Now someone has to smite me for breaking club rules and putting a reason for smiting a non club member ;)
Alright, I smite Dagwood.  I also smite Howard.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/30/08 at 12:34 pm

Thanks, ladybug. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/30/08 at 12:35 pm


Thanks, ladybug. ;D
Sure thing.  You may smite me back if you wish; I can take it! ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/30/08 at 1:04 pm


Sure thing.  You may smite me back if you wish; I can take it! ;)


Ok, consider yourself smote. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 07/30/08 at 4:36 pm


Because he really gets on my nerves.


Now someone has to smite me for breaking club rules and putting a reason for smiting a non club member ;)


Sorry Dag I can't smite a position with which I agree; therefore I smite ShT and saver.... oops.

and I guess I smite nally tho I don't know why... I just trust my friends.  ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/30/08 at 7:27 pm


Alright, I smite Dagwood.  I also smite Howard.


I smite you for smiting me. :P ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/30/08 at 9:51 pm


I smite you for smiting me. :P ;D
See?  That's the spirit!  Now stop complaining and enjoy all the attention being smote brings you.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/30/08 at 10:51 pm

I smite Howard for being like I was 20something years ago.

My computer doesn't care when I come home, and never gets insecure about the time I spend with the computers at work.  And the computers at work don't mind that I also have a computer at home.

Life's simpler when you're a bachelor.  As a male, it seems that the longer you go, the happier you get.

Took me 10-15 years to figure it out.  Hope you figure it out faster!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 07/31/08 at 5:20 am

Did I date you Foo?  Several years ago?  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/31/08 at 7:02 am

I smite Howard for being like I was 20something years ago.


I don't remember that. ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/31/08 at 7:03 am


See?  That's the spirit!   Now stop complaining and enjoy all the attention being smote brings you.


I don't know what smote will bring me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 07/31/08 at 8:17 am


I don't know what smote will bring me.
I just told you that smote will bring you attention.  I smite you again.

I also smite ShT and saver and Mr. Freshmouth Midas.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 07/31/08 at 10:15 am

New day, ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 07/31/08 at 10:25 am


New day, ShT
Aye, me too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/31/08 at 11:26 am


I just told you that smote will bring you attention.  I smite you again.

I also smite ShT and saver and Mr. Freshmouth Midas.


I'll shut my mouth so that way I won't get smoten. :-X

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 07/31/08 at 12:18 pm


I also smite ShT and saver and Mr. Freshmouth Midas.


That's *wikki-wikki* FRRRRESH!mouth to you!

I smite ladybug316 back 'cuz she can take it :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 07/31/08 at 9:04 pm

I smite Midas.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/01/08 at 3:00 am


I smite Midas.
Well said Howard, I smite him too and Tia who seems to have abandoned the Smite Club lately so i smite him for it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/01/08 at 6:56 am

So you could smite for no reason whatsoever?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/01/08 at 7:18 am

Yes, Howard, you can smite just because you want to.


New day, I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/01/08 at 7:29 am

Oh boy, Friday smites!!!

I smite Ladybug because I feel I've been too nice to her.

I also smite Tia cause he's escaped from Witch Mountain without Winky. >:(

ShT smite for all the damn emoticons in his drinking and driving thread.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/01/08 at 9:00 am


I smite Midas.


I smite Howard for not stating a reason for smiting me.  Even if it's "just because", you still gotta say it. :P


Well said Howard, I smite him too and Tia who seems to have abandoned the Smite Club lately so i smite him for it.


I smite Gis for not really giving a reason to smite me neither.

I smite Sh T.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/01/08 at 12:28 pm

I smite ShT and saver.

I smite Reynolds for going against her nature.

I smite Midas because he wants me to call him *wikki-wikki* FRRRRESH!mouth

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/01/08 at 12:43 pm


I smite Midas because he wants me to call him *wikki-wikki* FRRRRESH!mouth


It could be worse  :D

I smite Marty McFly.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/01/08 at 12:56 pm


It could be worse  :D

I smite Marty McFly.
Trust me, I can't pull that off  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/01/08 at 5:01 pm

Here's a smite for the entire club, because I won't be here for the next two weeks.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/01/08 at 8:11 pm


I smite Howard for not stating a reason for smiting me.  Even if it's "just because", you still gotta say it. :P

I smite Gis for not really giving a reason to smite me neither.

I smite Sh T.


I'm sorry for not smiting a reason to smite. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/01/08 at 10:06 pm



I smite Henk for going away.

I smite saver and ShT

Hey Howard... I smite you cuz its fun tee hee.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/02/08 at 5:34 am

I smite my new found friend. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/02/08 at 9:53 am

I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/02/08 at 10:53 am


ShT
Saver

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/02/08 at 5:05 pm

Why smite the same people? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/02/08 at 5:59 pm


Why smite the same people? ???



because it's fun. I can't give the real reason because they are not members of the club and the first rule of smite club is non members get smited without explanation

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/02/08 at 7:09 pm


Why smite the same people? ???
...because all the cool kids are doing it!

I smite ShT and saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/02/08 at 7:41 pm


...because all the cool kids are doing it!

I smite ShT and saver.


You're so C 8) 8) L


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/02/08 at 11:35 pm

Henk smite, because he won't be around for Smite Monday.

ShT smite, because I'm still traumatized by him.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/03/08 at 5:47 am

I smite the rainstorm last night.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/03/08 at 9:46 am

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/03/08 at 9:52 am

I smite Philip Eno too.  He's British and I'm jealous because British people are just naturally cool.

I also smite my neighbors because they're being jerks.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/03/08 at 3:26 pm

I smite whoever made the chili I ate on Friday.

I smite the weatherman for getting it wong again

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/03/08 at 5:05 pm

I smite the sheriff cause I didn't smite the deputy. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/03/08 at 5:25 pm

I smite Jessica for calling mountain dew crap  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/03/08 at 5:28 pm


I smite Jessica for calling mountain dew crap  ;D


It doesn't taste that crappy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/03/08 at 5:39 pm




It doesn't taste that crappy.


I smite howard for implying that mountain dew might taste a little crappy

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/03/08 at 7:56 pm

I've gotta smite Jessica too for such a harsh statement.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/03/08 at 8:56 pm

Sorry Snoz (and please smite me too) but I agree with Jess, that MD is  8-P 

It's one of the few things we disagree on.  ;)

I have some bottles in the pantry that we had bought for any guests that might come over, I won't drink it and neither will hubby, so it's ageing (like a fine wine?)  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/03/08 at 9:43 pm


Sorry Snoz (and please smite me too) but I agree with Jess, that MD is  8-P 

It's one of the few things we disagree on.  ;)




and so it shall be done...ye hath been smoted


I have some bottles in the pantry that we had bought for any guests that might come over, I won't drink it and neither will hubby, so it's ageing (like a fine wine?)  ;D


Hold on... I'm coming over to take them off your hands! See ya in few hours!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/04/08 at 6:22 am



I smite howard for implying that mountain dew might taste a little crappy



It tastes flat but not crappy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/04/08 at 10:19 am


I smite the sheriff cause I didn't smite the deputy. ;D


I smite Howard for causing water to come out my nose!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 08/04/08 at 10:23 am

I smite snoz and Reynolds for not coming quick enough to take the Mountain Spew out of our house. ;D

I smite Midas because I haven't given him a good smiting in a while. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/04/08 at 10:34 am


I smite Midas because I haven't given him a good smiting in a while. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif
Thanks I was worn out smiting him!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/04/08 at 10:40 am

Predictable and necessary:

I smite ShT and saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/04/08 at 11:28 am

I smite Howard for this post on another thread:

the women in my past didn't think so,remember when Robin thought my thing felt like a frankfurter or a banana,were you here when I said that? ;D

I wanna hear about your "thing" less than I wanna hear about Robin!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/04/08 at 7:11 pm

I smite Howard for that as well

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/04/08 at 7:20 pm

Eww, I smite Howard for bringing that up as well.

Also, ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/04/08 at 7:22 pm

eww....add a smite from me for Howard for saying that too  8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/04/08 at 8:21 pm


I smite Howard for causing water to come out my nose!   ;D


Hey I just made a funny.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/04/08 at 8:22 pm


I smite Howard for this post on another thread:

I wanna hear about your "thing" less than I wanna hear about Robin!


Sorry ladies, smite me all you want I apologize for discussing my ex. :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/04/08 at 8:25 pm

It's not the ex we're smiting you for...it's the discussion of your "thing"

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/04/08 at 8:33 pm


It's not the ex we're smiting you for...it's the discussion of your "thing"


My apologies.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/05/08 at 9:17 am

I smite Howard for saying Mountain Dew is flat.  That's only the diet.

I smite Bookmistress cause she and Jessica are plotting vengeance on poor defenseless MD lovers.

I also smite Jessica for giving Snoz and I directions to the state hospital instead of her house. :\'(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/05/08 at 10:20 am

ShT and Saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/05/08 at 1:11 pm

whoever dropped the chewing gum that I stepped in and then smeared all over the car mat.  >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/05/08 at 1:29 pm


whoever dropped the chewing gum that I stepped in and then smeared all over the car mat.   >:(
Oh, that sucks it!  >:(  I smite them too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/05/08 at 5:19 pm


Oh, that sucks it!  >:(   I smite them too.


I smite the gum chewers too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/05/08 at 10:34 pm

I smite everyone in the club because I found this on page two!

(I include Henk even though he's on holiday - I reckon he could have done something about it if he'd been really dedicated!)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/06/08 at 3:25 am

I smite Philip Eno for replying to so many threads at once he filled the first two pages!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/06/08 at 6:47 am


I smite Philip Eno for replying to so many threads at once he filled the first two pages!


Yeah Gis,What the hell?  :o ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/06/08 at 7:09 am

I smite Gis for breaking the rules by giving the reason for smiting a non member of the club. :D

ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/06/08 at 7:12 am

I smite the rain.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 08/06/08 at 7:30 am

I still smite the losers that quit at our office, because now i'm doing their work.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/06/08 at 10:45 am


I smite snoz and Reynolds for not coming quick enough to take the Mountain Spew out of our house. ;D

I smite Midas because I haven't given him a good smiting in a while. http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/07/naughty.gif


I smite Jessica for living so far away

ShT Saver

and Henk because since he's away he's not taking my quiz

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/06/08 at 11:53 am

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/06/08 at 11:59 am


I smite Philip Eno.


Put in a smite for me too Midas. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/06/08 at 1:53 pm

I smite Howard for being too lazy to smite Philip Eno himself.

I smite ShT and saver

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/06/08 at 5:49 pm


I smite Howard for being too lazy to smite Philip Eno himself.


Thanks! :D

Now to get this thread off page two,
I smite Jessica for not chugging her Mountain Dew. :D 

Yeah ya DEW!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/06/08 at 5:57 pm


I smite Howard for being too lazy to smite Philip Eno himself.

I smite ShT and saver


Why? Let someone else do it.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/06/08 at 6:25 pm

I smite stupid school fund raisers

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/06/08 at 6:37 pm

I smite the MTA.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/06/08 at 7:07 pm

I smite Howard for not putting spaces after the , and . in his sentences.  It makes them hard to read IMO.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/06/08 at 10:33 pm


Why? Let someone else do it.  ;D


I smite Howard for trying to delegate his smiting.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/07/08 at 4:50 am

I smite Howard for being lazy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/07/08 at 6:14 am


I smite Howard for being lazy.




Oh please? Spare me for being lazy? HAHA! ;D  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/07/08 at 6:14 am


I smite Howard for not putting spaces after the , and . in his sentences.  It makes them hard to read IMO.


of course I did Karen.  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/07/08 at 6:50 am

Ok I let you off being lazy but I smite you for the same thing I smited Philip for yesterday!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/07/08 at 6:59 am


Ok I let you off being lazy but I smite you for the same thing I smited Philip for yesterday!


What did Philip do? All I did was try to catch up to him,that's all.  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/07/08 at 9:47 am

New day

I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/07/08 at 2:23 pm


of course I did Karen.  ???


for example


That's what I'm trying to ask her Bob.Just the other day (Monday) I asked her if there's a Starbucks or a coffee shop around her and she said no,only Carribbean,Guyanese and Jamaican bakerys and restaurans but there are some,I'll have to find some that are close to her.I'm not trying to put it off,When she's on her smoke break,I get to talk to her for just a little while and we talk and have fun.I also want to speak patouis which is (broken english).I want to get to know her better so I'll have to see her on my days of work and not on my days off and the only time when I don't see her is on her day off which is Mondays.Trying to compromise and coming to a conclusion is important in a relationship.I'll take it slow and see where this goes,I hope I accomplish something before the end of 2008.The beginning went downhill but maybe the next 5 months will be good,just have to keep my fingers crossed. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/07/08 at 3:23 pm

ShT and saver, now and forever.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/07/08 at 7:10 pm

I smite Ladybug for wanting to take the easy way.  To lazy to type your daily smites eh.

I smite Howard because he's still Howard.

I smite Henk because he's not around.  Don't worry though he'll be smiting me every day for at least a week when he returns.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/07/08 at 7:47 pm


for example



I'm sorry Karen,please forgive me?  :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/07/08 at 8:35 pm

Howard isn't lazy.  In fact, he posted so much today that this thread ended up on page 2 of PPP.

For that I smite him.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/07/08 at 9:43 pm

I'd smite Reynolds for mistaking me with someone who takes the easy way out, but I'm too lazy.  8)

I smite Midas because it's been a while.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/08/08 at 6:32 am


Howard isn't lazy.  In fact, he posted so much today that this thread ended up on page 2 of PPP.

For that I smite him.  :D


Don't forget Phil too.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/08/08 at 7:52 am

I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/08/08 at 8:56 am

A brand new day to smite ShT and saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/08/08 at 9:02 am

I smite Midas for smiting Howard for the same thing I smited him for.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/08/08 at 9:24 am


I smite Midas for smiting Howard for the same thing I smited him for.


He's a repeat o-ffender!

I smite Gis 'cuz she has it comin' :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/08/08 at 6:12 pm

I smite Tia for posting so many interesting looking youtube links that I can't watch

I smite whoever buggered up my computer so I can't watch youtube (Bill Gates probably!)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/08/08 at 7:47 pm


I smite Midas for smiting Howard for the same thing I smited him for.


We both get the smites?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/09/08 at 10:09 am

Smite to ShT and saver.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: KKay on 08/09/08 at 10:38 am

I smite people that smite people for smiting other people.  And me for being redundant.  And a hypocrite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/09/08 at 12:45 pm

New day ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/09/08 at 1:30 pm

I smite Tam for not getting her arse in this thread and adding up our totals.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/09/08 at 6:43 pm


I smite people that smite people for smiting other people.  And me for being redundant.  And a hypocrite.


I smite you for being a hypocrite. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/09/08 at 6:56 pm


I smite Sht

I smite Saver

I smite Philip and Gibbo

I smite whistledog

And I smite ladybug because I should have thought of smiting ShT and Saver from now until forever first!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/09/08 at 7:57 pm

And I smite ladybug because I should have thought of smiting ShT and Saver from now until forever first!  ;D

The above was meant as a forebearing of things to come.  I shall continue my daily smiting, as they always give me reasons...

Now, I'm sure you're punishing yourself enough about it, so I'll spare you a smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/10/08 at 5:44 am

I smite snoz for not smiting me. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/10/08 at 12:02 pm


I smite snoz for not smiting me. ;D
I shall smite you for Snoz, 'cause I'm that kind of friend.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/10/08 at 12:47 pm


I smite people that smite people for smiting other people.  And me for being redundant.  And a hypocrite.


I smite Belle du Jour as she cannot smite herself per the Smite Club rules.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/10/08 at 3:34 pm


I shall smite you for Snoz, 'cause I'm that kind of friend.


Thank you! You are a good friend.


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/10/08 at 3:40 pm

ShT smite for the stupid Tom Cruise thread.

I'm also smiting Tia because I feel I've been negligent.

I smite Philip Eno for turning me on to Monty Python.  I just spent 3 hours on you tube watching Python clips. :-[

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/10/08 at 5:04 pm


I shall smite you for Snoz, 'cause I'm that kind of friend.


You''ll smite me for her?  ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/10/08 at 5:07 pm


You''ll smite me for her?  ???


I'd smite anyone she wanted me to smite... cuz I'm that kind of friend.


But since you're so eager to be smoted (smitten?) I shall smite you whether she wants me to or not  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/10/08 at 5:22 pm


Johnny_D for posting the same link in three different places on the board. I don't care if I'm not supposed to say why I'm smiting a non smite club member....that's just annoying!


and because I haven't done it yet today....

ShT and Saver

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/10/08 at 5:23 pm


I'd smite anyone she wanted me to smite... cuz I'm that kind of friend.


But since you're so eager to be smoted (smitten?) I shall smite you whether she wants me to or not  ;D


So that mean I smite you?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/10/08 at 5:24 pm


So that mean I smite you?


You can if you want....

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/10/08 at 5:25 pm


You can if you want....


Ok,you're smote.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: thereshegoes on 08/10/08 at 5:49 pm

Oh my i have no one to smite! I miss the hatorade :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/10/08 at 8:52 pm

I would like to smite people that treat the mentally challenged horribly. It sickens me that people would abuse innocent people. :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/11/08 at 1:12 am


ShT smite for the stupid Tom Cruise thread.

I'm also smiting Tia because I feel I've been negligent.

I smite Philip Eno for turning me on to Monty Python.  I just spent 3 hours on you tube watching Python clips. :-[
I smite you for smiting Philip, a non member and explaining why. If I get smited for that then so can you!  :P

I smite Sht and Maxwell Smart. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/11/08 at 5:57 am


I would like to smite people that treat the mentally challenged horribly. It sickens me that people would abuse innocent people. :(


add a smite for me too Erin. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/11/08 at 9:50 am

I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/11/08 at 9:55 am


Oh my i have no one to smite! I miss the hatorade :(


You can smite me anytime ;)

I smite Howard for all the smitsmatsmote.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/11/08 at 10:35 am

I smite ShT and saver. 

I also smite Midas for his wacky vocabulary.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/11/08 at 3:23 pm

better find someone to smite to put this back on page one

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 08/11/08 at 5:29 pm

New Update!!!

Members:

Badfinger-Fan  58
Belle du Jour    63
Bookmistress4ever  67
Dagwood  73
Foo Bar    47
Gis  30
Henk  52
Howard  188
Jessica  67
Karen  55
Ladybug316  76
Meat  53
Midas  136
Red Ant  58
Reynolds1863  65
Rice Cube  51
Snozberries  70
Thereshegoes  47
Tia  87
Tam  68

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1       
Babooshka 1                 
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 4
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 4
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gibbo 4
greenjello 1
Good Gal  1
GWBush2004 1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 1
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 8
Maxwell Smart  2
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 10
Nally 16
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 8
philip eno 29
quirk 1
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 7
saver
Shacks Train
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 4
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40  3
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***  1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  3
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled  1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1
The Sun 4
Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman  1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1

The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia  1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1
Governor Ed Rendell 1
DD Parents 1
Quirk's Aunt Renee 1
Quirk's Ice Cream Man 1
Quirk's sisters 1
Anyone named Debbie 1
Patty's Police Officer 1
Major Network Exec's 1
Baby Borrowers et la.  4
Monday 7
Monday Rain 1
Patty's Kitty Fleas 2
The A/C in Belle's office 1
The A/C in Belle's House 1
Karen's cancelled outdoor concert officials 1
Karen's Tooth Fairy 1
The cause of Karen's computer/site crap out 1
Queen Bitch at Pathmark 2
Another bitch at Pathmark 1
Gis' clothes shop 1
Quirk's Vaughn 1
Dag's park fountain idiot 1
Gettysburg Battlefield Park Service 1
Ben and Jerry
Mother Nature's Thermostat 2
Jellyfish 1
Starbucks for closing down some of their chains 1
the hooligans who dropped the pizza boxes and chip wrappers without a split second of thought 3
The people who complained about Reynolds avatar 4
Ants 1
The clouds for not raining 1
The hose in Howard's pants 1
The rainstorm 2
Midas' neighbors for being jerks 1
Karen's chili maker 1
Karen's weatherman for getting it wrong again 1
Karen's gum dropping idiot 3
The losers who quit at Belle's office 1
Dagwood's stupid school fund raisers 1
MTA 1
Whoever buggered Karen's computer so she can't watch YouTube (probably Bill Gates) 1
People that treat the mentally challenged horribly 2

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 08/11/08 at 5:30 pm

As you will notice ^ ShT and saver are infinite! (Thanks Red Ant) Too many smite's to keep up with! ;)


I smite Tam for not getting her arse in this thread and adding up our totals.

Seriously!!!!!!!!
The nerve!!!

;D

Hope this will suffice! ;)
8)

oOo and now I smite thee GIS!!!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/11/08 at 5:35 pm


You can smite me anytime ;)

I smite Howard for all the smitsmatsmote.  :D


Not my fault that I have the highest smite totals. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/11/08 at 6:36 pm

I smite Quirk for not keeping the retro icon of the week updated each week

I smite Howard for replying to so many threads that this one ends up on page two

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/11/08 at 6:38 pm

I don't know why but for some reason I thought Maxwell Smart, Babooshka and Quirk were members of the smite club now too.  I might be mistaken though

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/11/08 at 6:47 pm


I don't know why but for some reason I thought Maxwell Smart, Babooshka and Quirk were members of the smite club now too.  I might be mistaken though


I assumed Quirk was given that she'd smited her aunty.  Using that logic Babooshka must also be a member.

We should both smite Tam for missing them off the list!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 08/11/08 at 7:08 pm


I assumed Quirk was given that she'd smited her aunty.  Using that logic Babooshka must also be a member.

We should both smite Tam for missing them off the list!

I wasn't sure because of the Smite Gang List and Isabel is busy so it hadn't been updated. I changed it to say PM TAM and then I will add you. The link is also on Page 1 of this thread.

Let me know who I am missing and I will try my best to update them with their respective smites! ;)

Tam 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/11/08 at 9:09 pm

Karma to you, Tam!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 08/11/08 at 9:15 pm


Karma to you, Tam!

Why thank you and karma right back!!! ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/12/08 at 3:48 am

What busy little smiters we have been!  ;D

Midas is closing in on Howard, so I smite him today to make it even closer!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/12/08 at 7:29 am

Midas is closing in Howard?  Cool, then I smite Midas to make it even closer. :D

ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/12/08 at 7:34 am


Midas is closing in Howard?  Cool, then I smite Midas to make it even closer. :D

ShT


So who's in the lead?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/12/08 at 7:41 am

Saver and ShT.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/12/08 at 7:43 am


Saver and ShT.


I thought it was between Me And Midas.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/12/08 at 7:57 am


I thought it was between Me And Midas.
I was not answering your question, Howard.  I was carrying out my daily smite ritual. 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/12/08 at 7:58 am


I was not answering your question, Howard.  I was carrying out my daily smite ritual. 


Oh Ok,smite away. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/12/08 at 8:03 am


Oh Ok,smite away. ;)
Technically though, they do win considering they will be smote to infinity.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/12/08 at 10:15 am


Technically though, they do win considering they will be smote to infinity.


Does that include me too?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/12/08 at 10:37 am


Does that include me too?


Is your name Shacks Train or saver?  Do you have an infinity sign next to your name in the 'scores' list that Tam posted?



NO


So therefore you have not been smoted to infinity.  (Though it could be arranged...)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/12/08 at 10:42 am

I smote the freaking IRS to then end of time.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/12/08 at 11:51 am


I smote the freaking IRS to then end of time.

Well, I second that emotion!  Smite the IRS!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/12/08 at 12:25 pm


Is your name Shacks Train or saver?  Do you have an infinity sign next to your name in the 'scores' list that Tam posted?



NO


So therefore you have not been smoted to infinity.  (Though it could be arranged...)


Sorry,I thought you meant me Karen. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/12/08 at 1:27 pm


I was not answering your question, Howard.  I was carrying out my daily smite ritual. 
LMAO lady you just got karma for making me roar with laughter.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/12/08 at 1:40 pm


LMAO lady you just got karma for making me roar with laughter.  ;D
Right back atcha!  8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/12/08 at 3:47 pm


I smote the freaking IRS to then end of time.


I'll third that, well...actually, in my case, it isn't the IRS but the student loan people.  8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/12/08 at 4:48 pm

I smite the whole U.S. government.  No particular party, EVERYONE!!!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/12/08 at 5:15 pm

I smite dumb customers at Pathmark.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/12/08 at 5:22 pm

I smite neighbors who throw trash in other people's yards

I also smite the animal killing jerk-offs who are apparently poisoning cats in our neighborhood (hence the reason that mine are indoors..ALWAYS). >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/12/08 at 5:38 pm

I smite neighbors who throw trash in other people's yards


Put in a smite for me too. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/12/08 at 8:18 pm

I smite the asshole who hacked my myspace. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/12/08 at 10:04 pm


I smote the freaking IRS to then end of time.


I smite Dagwood for 'then end' but not 'til the end.  :D

I smite ladybug316 and bookmistress4ever for not picking up on dat. :D



Put in a smite for me too. >:(


OK, I smite Howard because he asked for it.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 08/12/08 at 10:07 pm

I smite Midas because it has been a while since I gave him a really good Ass smiting! ;D 8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/12/08 at 10:09 pm


I smite Midas because it has been a while since I gave him a really good Ass smiting! ;D 8)


YEEOUCH!  :o 


It hurts so good.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/12/08 at 10:34 pm


I smite Dagwood for 'then end' but not 'til the end.  :D




I can't smite you until tomorrow but expect it. ;)

They pissed me off, one screw up isn't bad considering. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 08/12/08 at 10:58 pm

New Update!!!

Members:

Babooshka 9
Badfinger-Fan  58
Belle du Jour    63
Bookmistress4ever  67
Dagwood  74
Foo Bar    47
Gis  30
Henk  52
Howard  190
Jessica  67
Karen  55
Ladybug316  77
MaxwellSmart 10
Meat  53
Midas  139
Quirk 13
Red Ant  58
Reynolds1863  65
Rice Cube  51
Snozberries  70
Thereshegoes  47
Tia  87
Tam  70

Everyone else:

Adagio 9
Al-B  1
Arc  2
Australian80schild 2
azx1210 1   
Bill 1
BlueMolly2006 1
Bobby 4
Bobby36 1
Brian 2
Catwoman 1
ChuckyG 4
claybricks 1
Coco pup 4
Davester 2
DD (?) 7
Debbie 3
DelRio  1
Doc Brown 4
digger 4
Dude111 5
gibbo 4
greenjello 1
Good Gal  1
GWBush2004 1
gypsy road 2
hawktheslayer 2
jacks 1
jessssbeans 2
johnny5alive 4
Johnny_D 1
ladyhawk 1
Macphisto 2
Marian 3
Marty McFly 8
Mickey D 2
midnite 3
Mr. Mister 10
Nally 16
Never Duplicated 2
Ninny 8
philip eno 29
Sammy Reed 2
Satan’s Dad 7
saver ∞
Shacks Train ∞
Sharky 2
Star500 2
stepchan 1
Tanya1976 1
Trimac20 2
whistledog 4
woops. 6
VegettoVa90 8
YO DADDY 1

Kid with square wheel
Meat’s mother and grandmother 2
Ronald McDonald 2
Robin 5
Chelsea Clinton 2
Nicole Ritchie 2
Paris Hilton 2
Cinnabon 2
Amtrak 2
Snoz's wireless router 1
Whole Foods Hot Buffet Chef 1
Rachel Ray 1
May 2008 Playboy Centerfold 1
College loan people 1
AOL News 1
Woman operating the dishwasher 1
Whiny kid in Dagwood's carpool 2
The *&^%£% that cut Babooska up at the traffic lights this afternoon 1
Whoever caused the power cut here last night during CSI 1
The Girl Scouts who asked karen if she was over 40  3
The person that cancelled Belle du Jour's 9 am appointment after she was already there  1
Those girls, in front of Howard in a Dunkin Donuts shop, carrying Victoria's Secret bags looking all bubbly and too happy    2
Bookmistress4ever's downstairs neighbor for having a loud party 1
Howard’s crowded people on a crowded bus 1
The endless (selfish) drivers who would not let Babooska out of her street onto the main road today (endlessly smitten)
Empty people on an empty bus  1
Any other voyeurs  (those in the club that read and don't smite.)  1
The dopey and dumb Jessica Simpson and  her even dumber husband for being arguably the stupidest 'celebrity' couple to ever appear on TV  1
Their British counterparts, Katie and Peter  1
Co-workers at Pathmark  1
Peter, because he's definitely on a par with Jessica Simpson’s husband in the jerk stakes  1
Jessica Rabbit’s sister’s friend  1
Trolls  1
David Hasselhoff for being a complete and utter ***  1
Britney Spears  1
This heat wave  3
Whoever is the stoopid BBC censor responsible for bleeping out the word 'Drug' then keeping in the words 'on Speeddial' on NICKELBACK'S - Rockstar, talk about getting things muddled  1
The hot weather  1
The thunderstorm that came through here about a hour ago and left penny-size hail on my balcony  1
The little girl in this picture because she's probably screaming at a high octave  1
The Sun 4
Henk’s bicycle  1
Dagwood’s vacation  1
Smiterman  1
Midas’ girlfriend's friend for making him get up at the asscrack of dawn this morning to help her move before it got to 110F today  1

The guys putting siding on Dagwood’s house  1
The Department Of Transportation  1
Russia  1
The customer who almost cursed Howard out cause there were no carts today  1
Governor Ed Rendell 1
DD Parents 1
Quirk's Aunt Renee 1
Quirk's Ice Cream Man 1
Quirk's sisters 1
Anyone named Debbie 1
Patty's Police Officer 1
Major Network Exec's 1
Baby Borrowers et la.  4
Monday 7
Monday Rain 1
Patty's Kitty Fleas 2
The A/C in Belle's office 1
The A/C in Belle's House 1
Karen's cancelled outdoor concert officials 1
Karen's Tooth Fairy 1
The cause of Karen's computer/site crap out 1
Queen Bitch at Pathmark 2
Another bitch at Pathmark 1
Gis' clothes shop 1
Quirk's Vaughn 1
Dag's park fountain idiot 1
Gettysburg Battlefield Park Service 1
Ben and Jerry
Mother Nature's Thermostat 2
Jellyfish 1
Starbucks for closing down some of their chains 1
the hooligans who dropped the pizza boxes and chip wrappers without a split second of thought 3
The people who complained about Reynolds avatar 4
Ants 1
The clouds for not raining 1
The hose in Howard's pants 1
The rainstorm 2
Midas' neighbors for being jerks 1
Karen's chili maker 1
Karen's weatherman for getting it wrong again 1
Karen's gum dropping idiot 3
The losers who quit at Belle's office 1
Dagwood's stupid school fund raisers 1
MTA 1
Whoever buggered Karen's computer so she can't watch YouTube (probably Bill Gates) 1
People that treat the mentally challenged horribly 2
Dagwood's IRS to then end of time 2
The whole US Government 1
The animal killing jerk-offs who are apparently poisoning cats in Quirk's neighborhood 1
The asshole who hacked Reynolds' myspace 1




Updated to include Babooshka, MaxwellSmart and Quirk as official members!

....carry on then....

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/13/08 at 5:43 am

Wow,How long is this Smite List?  :o

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/13/08 at 6:45 am


Wow,How long is this Smite List?  :o
Don't question the smite list!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/13/08 at 7:48 am

I smite Dagwood for 'then end' but not 'til the end.  :D

I smite ladybug316 and bookmistress4ever for not picking up on dat. :D
Silly Rabbit, I only correct your grammar.

I Smite Midas for using the "word" dat!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/13/08 at 7:53 am

New day, ShT


I smite Dagwood for 'then end' but not 'til the end.  :D




*smite* :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/13/08 at 8:31 am

Crap!  I almost forgot to smite ShT and saver...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/13/08 at 4:48 pm


Don't question the smite list!


Alright Fine,I won't question the smite list. ::)  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/13/08 at 7:41 pm

Howard for talking about his frankfurter/banana again

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/13/08 at 8:42 pm

Howard for talking about his frankfurter/banana again
Really, Howard!  Stop doing that!  Smite!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/13/08 at 11:02 pm

I smite Quirk 'cuz I didn't realise she joined Smite Club.

I smite Marty McFly.

I smite Howard for questioning the smite list.

I smite dat ladybug316 for calling me a Silly Rabbit.  :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/14/08 at 5:42 am


Really, Howard!  Stop doing that!  Smite!


Ok,I'm sorry, Can I be de-smited? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/14/08 at 5:43 am


Howard for talking about his frankfurter/banana again




Ok,no more frankfurter/banana discussions.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/14/08 at 7:20 am

I smite Howard for asking to be de-smited.  Sorry, Howard, once smited always smited. :D

ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/14/08 at 1:35 pm

Henk smite, he'd be upset if I didn't uphold tradition.

Quirk smite, because I've had the song "I Wanna Be Sedated" in my head for over an hour.  I need to take it out on someone.

MaxwellSmart smite for his over use of Sean Hannity references. 8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/14/08 at 1:58 pm

I smite mosquitoes

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/14/08 at 2:15 pm

ShT and saver.

I fear these daily smites to the above-mentioned are becoming unbearingly redundant.  Please assume that their posts annoy me daily.  I will only smite when extremely aggravated.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: karen on 08/14/08 at 2:29 pm

I smite nally

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/14/08 at 6:05 pm


I smite Howard for asking to be de-smited.  Sorry, Howard, once smited always smited. :D

ShT


So you can't take a smite back?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/14/08 at 6:45 pm

I smite Howard for mentioning ROBIN AGAIN in another thread! 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/14/08 at 6:49 pm


So you can't take a smite back?


Nope.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/14/08 at 8:21 pm

Nally gets a smite from me.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/14/08 at 10:26 pm

I smite Greenjello
I smite LyricBoy

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/14/08 at 11:30 pm


ShT and saver.

I fear these daily smites to the above-mentioned are becoming unbearingly redundant.  Please assume that their posts annoy me daily.  I will only smite when extremely aggravated.


This made my day

saver ∞
Shacks Train ∞


Since they have an infinite score I have decided to do the same I mean... know that if I see a know thread created by ShT I want to smite him but reallly what's the point now...but if he tests me he's going down!!!!!




I smite:
Gis
ladybug
Tam
Howard
Midas
Dagwood

because ya'll made me laugh so hard I knocked over the stack of crap I had sitting by my desk and broke some things.


I smite Quirk because she needs to catch up!  ;D


I smite bill collectors in general.

I smite my vet; something I should've done long ago

I smite 3 of my coworkers

And I smite training new hires because it sucks!






Don't question the smite list!


I forget... is this the first or second rule of smite club?  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Tam on 08/15/08 at 6:29 am



I forget... is this the first or second rule of smite club?  ;D



Let's see shall we?? (Taken from page 1)

This is the only club worth joining and these are the SMITE CLUB rules:

1st rule: You do not talk sheesh about the Smite Club!

2nd rule: Smite is the way you express your distaste for a fellow inthe00s member post,it will be the opposite of Karma.

3rd rule: You cannot smite yourself and you can only smite someone once a day.

4th rule: When you want to smite someone you make a post in this thread,e.g. "i smite Chucky G.". About once a week i'll try to do a count and post a SMITELOG.

5th rule: You can smite anyone you want,even members who didn't join,but you can only explain why here if that person agreed to participate.

6th rule: If you didn't agreed to be part of this you cannot smite or post asking why you were smitten.

7th rule: If you participate you get to confront the ones who smote you any way you like but don't forget the general boards rules. Go read them.

8th rule: There will be a The Smite Club Gang with all the members of the Smite Club that will be constantly updated so everyone knows who the brave ones are.


Seems it is an unwritten rule.....
So, I will GLADLY add it as Rule #9 ;D ::)
(First post of the thread now changed to include it)

No smites from me as of yet.....

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/15/08 at 6:32 am


I smite Howard for mentioning ROBIN AGAIN in another thread! 


I'm sorry LB. :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/15/08 at 9:04 am

Page 2?  Oh no! :o

I smite Philip Eno.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/15/08 at 9:40 am

New day, I smite ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/15/08 at 1:37 pm

McFly smite, for his long drawn out explanation that leads elsewhere.

ShT smite.

Howard smite for mentioning his former wench.

Snoz smite because I feel I've neglected her.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/15/08 at 6:52 pm


McFly smite, for his long drawn out explanation that leads elsewhere.

ShT smite.

Howard smite for mentioning his former wench.

Snoz smite because I feel I've neglected her.


Hey don't call my ex a former wench,She's more of a bitch then a wench. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/15/08 at 7:51 pm

I smite greenjello

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/16/08 at 12:35 am


I smite greenjello


I smite beets!  8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/16/08 at 3:57 am

Urgh I'm ill and grumpy and I've got people visting today who I don't want so I feel like smiting..........................

I smite Tia because he hasn't been smote for pages.

I smite Midas as ever because I can!

I smite Howard because having read the last three pages through he deserves it.

oh and Saver, Maxwell, Sht and McFly.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/16/08 at 6:56 am

I smite Gis for telling me I deserve it.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/16/08 at 12:35 pm


Hey don't call my ex a former wench,She's more of a bitch then a wench. >:(


Eh, so smite me. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/16/08 at 1:36 pm


Eh, so smite me. ::)


And so it shall be.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/16/08 at 3:12 pm


And so it shall be.


That was too easy. ;D

The question is will Howard smite me?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/16/08 at 3:18 pm


That was too easy. ;D


I promise I won't be so easy on you for the next week or so. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/16/08 at 3:52 pm


That was too easy. ;D

The question is will Howard smite me?


*smite* there,are you happy now?  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/16/08 at 4:29 pm


*smite* there,are you happy now?  ::)


Yes.  Doesn't it feel good to smite? :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/16/08 at 4:45 pm


Yes.  Doesn't it feel good to smite? :)


Yes,takes all my frustrations out.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/16/08 at 9:37 pm

Nally gets a smite.

I smite Howard 'cuz he is right, it feels good to deliver a smite! :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/16/08 at 9:48 pm



I smite Henk for not getting back soon enough to score more points on my quiz ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/17/08 at 5:51 am


Nally gets a smite.

I smite Howard 'cuz he is right, it feels good to deliver a smite! :D


I thought a smite was a bad thing? ???

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/17/08 at 9:54 am


I thought a smite was a bad thing? ???


Not if you're giving.  And I haven't given one to you in a long time, so there. :P ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/17/08 at 2:55 pm


I promise I won't be so easy on you for the next week or so. :P



Day #1, Smite #1. ::)



I smite Henk for not getting back soon enough to score more points on my quiz ;D


You shouldn't be posting quizzes in my absence. SMITE.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/17/08 at 4:50 pm


Not if you're giving.  And I haven't given one to you in a long time, so there. :P ;)


smite you back Henk.  :P NYAH!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/17/08 at 6:50 pm

Howard smite, because I'm in a giving mood.

Tia smite, because I have this strange guilt about having not watched ETWM in over 15 years.

Midas smite, for insisting that fruits engage in orgies.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/17/08 at 7:46 pm



yeah I wasn't gonna do it but he just rubs me the wrong way....

ShT

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/18/08 at 7:34 am


Howard smite, because I'm in a giving mood.

Tia smite, because I have this strange guilt about having not watched ETWM in over 15 years.

Midas smite, for insisting that fruits engage in orgies.


I smite Reynolds cause I feel like it. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/18/08 at 2:04 pm


I smite Reynolds cause I feel like it. ;D
That's the spirit!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/18/08 at 2:29 pm


I promise I won't be so easy on you for the next week or so. :P



Day #2, Smite #2.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/18/08 at 3:51 pm

I smite Pathmark for telling me the wrong schedule. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/18/08 at 4:38 pm


I smite Reynolds cause I feel like it. ;D


Howard smite!!!  I'm proud of you buddy. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/18/08 at 10:09 pm


Midas smite, for insisting that fruits engage in orgies.


Only lemons.  See? :D

I smite Reynolds1863 for implying that I insist that fruits engage in orgies. :P

I smite AL-B for that irritating link! :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/19/08 at 6:33 am

I smite that worker Maria who works in the Meat Dept told me to leave because I was talking to my buddies who work in the same area. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/19/08 at 10:17 am



and I smite Howard (for Maria) for keeping the staff from doing the work they're getting paid to do.... sorry Howard... but I hate it when I go into a store and the employees so engaged in their conversation that they can't be bothered to notice I need help.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Jessica on 08/19/08 at 11:02 am


ShT and saver.

I fear these daily smites to the above-mentioned are becoming unbearingly redundant.  Please assume that their posts annoy me daily.  I will only smite when extremely aggravated.


I had to dig this up because I feel the same way about ShT.  Ergh.  I don't know how one person can be so damned irritating.

I smite Midas because he made me choke on my spit the other night.

And I smite the rest of you for taking the above sentence the wrong way. :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/19/08 at 11:05 am



I smite Jessica for reading my mind  ;D


and I smite ShT because.....

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/19/08 at 12:56 pm



I smite ladybug & reynolds for welcoming the devil to our little playground  ;D  .... http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=32490.0 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/19/08 at 2:40 pm



I smite ladybug & reynolds for welcoming the devil to our little playground   ;D  .... http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=32490.0 
Hey, to be fair, I try to say hello to all the newbies.  Who knew he'd be such a big dopey fathead?  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/19/08 at 3:24 pm


Hey, to be fair, I try to say hello to all the newbies.  Who knew he'd be such a big dopey fathead?  ;D


He didn't post a picture of himself with the words demon spawn tattooed on his forehead.  That would have been helpful.

Snoz smite for not being paranoid enough to interrogate him upon entry.

Howard smite. :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/19/08 at 4:00 pm


He didn't post a picture of himself with the words demon spawn tattooed on his forehead.  That would have been helpful.

Snoz smite for not being paranoid enough to interrogate him upon entry.

Howard smite. :)


Kathie Smite! :D

...Day #3, Smite #3. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/19/08 at 4:14 pm

Catching up from vacation I see.

Henk smite. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/19/08 at 4:26 pm

Smite to ShT.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/19/08 at 7:37 pm


He didn't post a picture of himself with the words demon spawn tattooed on his forehead.  That would have been helpful.

Snoz smite for not being paranoid enough to interrogate him upon entry.

Howard smite. :)


Reynolds smite.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/19/08 at 7:41 pm




He didn't post a picture of himself with the words demon spawn tattooed on his forehead.  That would have been helpful.




Hilarious.....of course that deserves the exact opposite of smite...  ;)



Snoz smite for not being paranoid enough to interrogate him upon entry.
 



you've got a point there...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/19/08 at 7:43 pm


Hey, to be fair, I try to say hello to all the newbies.  Who knew he'd be such a big dopey fathead?  ;D


Alright, fair enough...I was similarly kind to someone annoying as well.... I reversed my S with a K... it all balances out in the end anyhow...

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/19/08 at 8:05 pm



and I smite Howard (for Maria) for keeping the staff from doing the work they're getting paid to do.... sorry Howard... but I hate it when I go into a store and the employees so engaged in their conversation that they can't be bothered to notice I need help.


Thanks for the smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/19/08 at 8:46 pm


I smite Midas because he made me choke on my spit the other night.

And I smite the rest of you for taking the above sentence the wrong way. :D


You'll have to smite me again for thinking that too.  :D  I don't even remember what I did or said. ;D

I smite snozberries for her dirty thoughts about this :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/20/08 at 6:01 am

I smite Midas for his avatar Lemon Orgy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/20/08 at 3:46 pm


Catching up from vacation I see.



You bet. 8)

Kathie smite again. Day four.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/20/08 at 3:49 pm

Put in a smite for me to my new found friend who just became a stupid azz bitch! >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/20/08 at 4:05 pm

Howard smite for using the above statement.  8-P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/20/08 at 9:59 pm


Put in a smite for me to my new found friend who just became a stupid azz bitch! >:(



Howard....that's not nice to call people that, especially someone who did nothing to you. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/21/08 at 6:55 am



Howard....that's not nice to call people that, especially someone who did nothing to you. ::)


I'm sorry,I just feel angry,It's been a year of heartbreak for me. :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/21/08 at 11:40 am

In keeping with tradition . . . Henk smite.

Al-B smite for being insensitive to the plight of people working in the printing industry.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/21/08 at 12:15 pm


Put in a smite for me to my new found friend who just became a stupid azz bitch! >:(
Smite! That is not fair Howard.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/21/08 at 12:36 pm

Smite to Howard for his whole attitude towards her right now.  Not fair at all.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/21/08 at 2:38 pm


Smite to Howard for his whole attitude towards her right now.  Not fair at all.



Sorry about my attitude towards her,I should be a little bit more sensitive.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/21/08 at 3:07 pm

Sensitivity is a good thing.  :)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/21/08 at 3:22 pm


In keeping with tradition . . . Henk smite.



I like traditions. Therefore I will return the smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/21/08 at 7:30 pm


I smite Midas for his avatar Lemon Orgy.


I smite Howard 'cuz who asked you mmmkay? http://paquiderme.blogger.com.br/mackey.jpg  :D

Nally and McFly get a smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/22/08 at 6:50 am


I smite Howard 'cuz who asked you mmmkay? http://paquiderme.blogger.com.br/mackey.jpg  :D

Nally and McFly get a smite.


I asked you so smite you back!  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/22/08 at 3:40 pm

Howard smite for making a mountain out of a molehill.

AL-B smite for putting me on the spot. ;D

Henk smite!!!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/22/08 at 8:53 pm


Johnny D for posting the exact same message on two different boards.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/23/08 at 1:21 am

Kathie smite. Still catching up...


Actually, make that a double dose, 'cause I didn't get a chance to smite you yesterday. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/23/08 at 6:28 am


Howard smite for making a mountain out of a molehill.

AL-B smite for putting me on the spot. ;D

Henk smite!!!


Hey,I did make amends with her.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/23/08 at 3:17 pm


Kathie smite. Still catching up...


Actually, make that a double dose, 'cause I didn't get a chance to smite you yesterday. :P


Yikes!!  It's the dreaded double smite.  Continuing tradition . . . Henk smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/23/08 at 3:37 pm

Saturday night's all right, alright,

Philip to the Eno gets a smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/23/08 at 11:54 pm

I smite Greenjello.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/24/08 at 6:37 am

I smite Midas for who the hell knows what I'm smiting him for.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/24/08 at 7:53 am


I smite Midas for who the hell knows what I'm smiting him for.


I smite Howard for confusing himself and others in the process.

And since I'll be away for a while, I smite Philip Eno, nAlly, Marty McFly, Shacks Train and Dude111.

I also smite Tam, Dagwood, Jessica, thereshegoes, snozberries and ladybug316 'cuz they likes it like dat. :D

Miss me!  Or something.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/24/08 at 9:03 am

Well, since smited me, I must smite Midas back and it was good. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/24/08 at 9:19 am

I smite Howard for confusing himself and others in the process.
;D

I smite Midas for going away! 

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/24/08 at 1:31 pm

Howard smite for cheating on us with another board.

Midas smite because he forgot about me. :\'(

Henk smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/24/08 at 2:43 pm


Midas smite because he forgot about me. :\'(


Unforgiveable. We all know how you appreciate a good smiting. Therefore I smite Midas too.


Henk smite.


Alright then, one more won't hurt. Kathie smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/24/08 at 2:51 pm


I smite Henk for thinking Kathie is the only person here.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/24/08 at 2:59 pm


I smite Henk for thinking Kathie is the only person here.


FYI: I just smited Midas. ::) And I also smite Howard occasionally.

But if you feel left out: consider yourself smited too.


Anyone else want a smite from me...?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/24/08 at 3:05 pm


FYI: I just smited Midas. ::) And I also smite Howard occasionally.

But if you feel left out: consider yourself smited too.


Anyone else want a smite from me...?
Alright, lay it on me Henk.  I can take it!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/24/08 at 3:15 pm


FYI: I just smited Midas. ::) And I also smite Howard occasionally.

But if you feel left out: consider yourself smited too.


Anyone else want a smite from me...?


yeah but you smite kathie more than anyone else... I was feeling forgotten "cousin"

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/24/08 at 3:19 pm


Alright, lay it on me Henk.  I can take it!


There you go, Shannon.


yeah but you smite kathie more than anyone else... I was feeling forgotten "cousin"


Kathie was practically begging for it. ::)  And don't worry - I'll never forget you. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/24/08 at 4:23 pm

Mistaking tradition for "begging for it".  The nerve!!!

Snoz smite for putting a guilt trip on me.

Ladybug smite because I haven't done it in awhile.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/24/08 at 4:38 pm


Mistaking tradition for "begging for it".  The nerve!!!

Snoz smite for putting a guilt trip on me.

Ladybug smite because I haven't done it in awhile.


^smite back for your low selfesteem  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/24/08 at 4:49 pm


Mistaking tradition for "begging for it".  The nerve!!!


Well excuse me, but this:


I smite Henk because he's not around.  Don't worry though he'll be smiting me every day for at least a week when he returns.


...to me, has written "practically begging for it" all over it. :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/24/08 at 5:11 pm


Anyone else want a smite from me...?



I'll take one of those!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/24/08 at 5:20 pm

Ok, ok, since she's begging for it, I'll also smite Reynolds1863.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/24/08 at 5:27 pm



although it goes against every fiber of my being I smite bookmistress.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/24/08 at 5:41 pm



although it goes against every fiber of my being I smite bookmistress.


Yay!  (I'm sure I deserve it for something I've done or thought about doing.)

Right back attcha Madam.  ;D 

Ah heck, I'll throw in an extra smite for Henk, because he's my favorite fellow from the Netherlands and he hasn't posted ANY photos from his vacation yet.

I smite my hubby for making me make a decision on where to eat out tonight.  I HATE making decisions.  Especially if I choose wrong.  (not that choosing where to eat is one of those life-altering decisions...but I digress.)  We're going out for Indian food, anybody want me to bring anything back for ya?

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/24/08 at 6:55 pm


Howard smite for cheating on us with another board.

Midas smite because he forgot about me. :\'(

Henk smite.


I wasn't cheating on the board,I'm pretty loyal.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/25/08 at 1:09 pm


Well excuse me, but this:

...to me, has written "practically begging for it" all over it. :P




That's not begging.  That's preparing for the worst.

Smite!!!!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/25/08 at 1:11 pm


Ok, ok, since she's begging for it, I'll also smite Reynolds1863.


I believe I shall smite you for being opportunistic, perhaps even sadistic.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/25/08 at 1:38 pm


I believe I shall smite you for being opportunistic, perhaps even sadistic.
Yep, that's me!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/25/08 at 1:41 pm



I smite midterms, papers, and death....not necessarily in that order though

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/25/08 at 1:46 pm

I smite Midas cos he forgot me in his list.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/25/08 at 4:11 pm



I'll take one of those!


My pleasure, Patty.


Ah heck, I'll throw in an extra smite for Henk, because he's my favorite fellow from the Netherlands and he hasn't posted ANY photos from his vacation yet.



And an extra to you too, for giving a reason for a smite when there's no need to.

BTW: Photos will be ready pretty soon, I hope. I'm still not into this digital stuff.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/25/08 at 4:15 pm

Let me be the first to smite robocopth1.


For those of us who have been around long enough: you know why.

For all the others: you'll find out (if he/she sticks around long enough, or doesn't get banned in the meantime).

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/25/08 at 6:31 pm

Let me add a smite to robocopth1 as well.  I wonder how long he will last this time.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/25/08 at 6:59 pm


Let me add a smite to robocopth1 as well.  I wonder how long he will last this time.


He's back again?  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/25/08 at 7:10 pm

Looks like it.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/25/08 at 7:19 pm


Looks like it.



Same old guy from 3 years ago. ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/25/08 at 9:14 pm

Midnite smite

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/26/08 at 7:23 am

porn smite. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/26/08 at 8:11 am


Let me add a smite to robocopth1 as well.  I wonder how long he will last this time.
I don't feel I can smite him yet as the way he spelt Howard's name wrong made me laugh. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/26/08 at 1:41 pm


I don't feel I can smite him yet as the way he spelt Howard's name wrong made me laugh. ;D


Then I'll smite him for spelling my name wrong.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/26/08 at 3:54 pm


I don't feel I can smite him yet as the way he spelt Howard's name wrong made me laugh. ;D
He spells everything wrong, for the love of Pete.  I'll smite him.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/26/08 at 9:36 pm

I smite robocop.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/27/08 at 6:51 am

Urgh I have a headache that won't go away.  >:(

I smite Robocop, Midas and Tia.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/27/08 at 9:02 am

I smite Howard for talking about boobs.


I smite politics...because they suck.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/27/08 at 4:22 pm


I smite Howard for talking about boobs.


I smite politics...because they suck.


smite me for boobs? Jeez! :(  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 08/27/08 at 9:08 pm


smite me for boobs? Jeez! :(  ::)



yes....smite you twice...one for each boob...wait, 3 times...counting you. ;) :D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/28/08 at 12:43 am



yes....smite you twice...one for each boob...wait, 3 times...counting you. ;) :D ;D


for the record. . . I made my comment in the other thread before reading this one....



I smite Erin for reading my mind 3 hours before I had the thought  ;D


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/28/08 at 3:26 am

I smite Sht he's just so bloody IRRITATING!
I also smite Lyric boy.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/28/08 at 6:44 am


for the record. . . I made my comment in the other thread before reading this one....



I smite Erin for reading my mind 3 hours before I had the thought  ;D





I smite Erin and Snoz for thinking about boobs. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/28/08 at 12:23 pm

I smite Howard just in case he offends anyone today. :D

I'm also smiting iquestion for being so redundant, boring and annoying.

Snoz smite so I don't get accused of abandonment.

Henk smite.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 08/28/08 at 2:30 pm


Henk smite.


You know I'll smite you back, so what's the point? ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/28/08 at 7:05 pm


I smite Howard just in case he offends anyone today. :D

I'm also smiting iquestion for being so redundant, boring and annoying.

Snoz smite so I don't get accused of abandonment.

Henk smite.



I Didn't offend anyone today. ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/28/08 at 11:26 pm



I Didn't offend anyone today. ;D


the day's not over yet in the west coast Howard....

I'll take that smite kathie and I smite you because I wanted to be the first one to smite iquestion


oh yeah I smite iquestion.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/29/08 at 7:15 am

I smite the west coast.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/30/08 at 1:58 pm



Representin' for Cali... we smite you back Howard...

and I get to smite Low IQ again... (iquestion)  hee hee there's a new ShT in town!  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/30/08 at 2:29 pm

I smite the customers at Pathmark. >:(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/30/08 at 6:08 pm

Whee!  I'm back!  And I have smites to hand out! :D

Reynolds1863, Henk and Gis since I forgot them in my list or something.

ladybug316, snozberries and Dagwood for being smite-slappy. :D

Howard for smiting porn and the West Coast.


If I missed anyone that's looking for one; don't worry...I won't leave you out later.


8)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Dagwood on 08/30/08 at 7:19 pm

I smite Midas cuz he's been gone so you know he missed it. ;)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/30/08 at 10:07 pm


Whee!  I'm back!  And I have smites to hand out! :D

Reynolds1863, Henk and Gis since I forgot them in my list or something.

ladybug316, snozberries and Dagwood for being smite-slappy. :D

Howard for smiting porn and the West Coast.


If I missed anyone that's looking for one; don't worry...I won't leave you out later.


8)


I love porn so why would I smite it?  ??? ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/30/08 at 10:16 pm






I love porn so why would I smite it?  ??? ;D


lets take a little stroll down memory lane.....



porn smite. ;D



Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/30/08 at 10:23 pm

I smite Howard for cutting and pasteing the same exact post he made a week before.  ::)

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 08/30/08 at 11:23 pm

I smite Midas for going away AND coming back!  :D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/31/08 at 6:52 am


I smite Howard for cutting and pasteing the same exact post he made a week before.   ::)



Sorry,my bad.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/31/08 at 6:52 am





lets take a little stroll down memory lane.....






I'm sorry,I take that back.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 08/31/08 at 12:14 pm


I smite Midas for going away AND coming back!  :D ;D


Ouch!  I smite ladybug316 for bruising my...just kidding.  Smite still stands though. :D


I smite Midas cuz he's been gone so you know he missed it. ;)


Smite back at Dagwood because there's something in her eye. ;) :D ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Gis on 08/31/08 at 12:36 pm

It's sunday and I feel very chilled so I'm not smiting anyone.........yet.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/31/08 at 1:21 pm

ShT smite for that ball thread.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 08/31/08 at 2:23 pm


ShT smite for that ball thread.




If you clicked on it you get a smite if you wisely avoided it like I did I take the smite back!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 08/31/08 at 5:58 pm


If you clicked on it you get a smite if you wisely avoided it like I did I take the smite back!




I didn't click on it.  I saw the topic and the name.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 08/31/08 at 9:45 pm


It's sunday and I feel very chilled so I'm not smiting anyone.........yet.


GOOD! I'm Glad.  :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/01/08 at 3:08 pm

I smite greenjello

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 09/01/08 at 4:30 pm

I smite Quirk, cause if I can't talk obsessively about Bill Richardson you can't obsess about Ron Paul.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 09/01/08 at 7:42 pm


Why does Quirk wanna talk about RuPaul?


I smite Midas for knowing about that lame ass marble and tissue game.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 09/01/08 at 8:02 pm

I smite Pathmark for making me work a holiday schedule!  >:( :P

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 09/01/08 at 8:14 pm


I smite Pathmark for making me work a holiday schedule!  >:( :P


do you at least get paid holiday pay? cuz that's always nice.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 09/01/08 at 8:15 pm


do you at least get paid holiday pay? cuz that's always nice.


Yes,time and a half.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 09/01/08 at 8:19 pm


Yes,time and a half.


so there was something good about going in today even though it was busy and the customers were annoying.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/01/08 at 10:46 pm


I smite Quirk, cause if I can't talk obsessively about Bill Richardson you can't obsess about Ron Paul.



hey..go ahead girl...talk away!! ;)


Why does Quirk wanna talk about RuPaul?






RuPaul...now there's someone interesting that could lead this country! YOU GO GIRL! :D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 09/02/08 at 6:36 am


so there was something good about going in today even though it was busy and the customers were annoying.



Yeah,at least it's money.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 09/02/08 at 2:28 pm

I smite Howard for bitching about his job.  He's got a whole thread for that.

Snoz smite because she fails to admit the fact that even though Ru Paul is a wannabe crossdresser/model . . . I've seen worse. ::)

Henk smite, because his sarcasm a week ago has emotionally scared me.  I'm sensitive to such things.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Henk on 09/02/08 at 2:54 pm


Henk smite, because his sarcasm a week ago has emotionally scared me.  I'm sensitive to such things.


Sarcasm...? Pft!  ::) You ain't seen nothing yet.



Just be thankful it hasn't scarred you... :P


Oh, and a smite of course.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 09/02/08 at 2:57 pm


Sarcasm...? Pft!  ::) You ain't seen nothing yet.



Just be thankful it hasn't scarred you... :P


Oh, and a smite of course.


Hey, I came very close to calling you a jerk.  I thought better of it, you might see it as an ego boost.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, so spell check can't read minds yet.

Just wait till tomorrow!!!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 09/02/08 at 4:55 pm


I smite Howard for bitching about his job.  He's got a whole thread for that.

Snoz smite because she fails to admit the fact that even though Ru Paul is a wannabe crossdresser/model . . . I've seen worse. ::)

Henk smite, because his sarcasm a week ago has emotionally scared me.  I'm sensitive to such things.



Hey I have no problems with RuPaul...personally she's kinda hot...

I have a friend who is gender dysphoric and this God some people subscribe to is a cruel dude because my friend, as a male made Lurch look handsome, and unfortunately none of that translates to a good looking female. 

Ha! I smite God...  I'm not afraid of the religious fanatics... lterhune is still banned right?  ;D


Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 09/02/08 at 6:39 pm


I smite Howard for bitching about his job.  He's got a whole thread for that.

Snoz smite because she fails to admit the fact that even though Ru Paul is a wannabe crossdresser/model . . . I've seen worse. ::)

Henk smite, because his sarcasm a week ago has emotionally scared me.  I'm sensitive to such things.


I'm sorry for bitching.  :(

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 09/02/08 at 10:04 pm

I smite Snoz
I smite greenjello

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Midas on 09/02/08 at 10:42 pm

I smite Quirk for not giving a reason for smiting Snoz.  It's in da rulez! :D

Nally gets a smite.

So do McFly and Philip Eno.



I smite Midas for knowing about that lame ass marble and tissue game.



I smite Snoz for not knowing about my superior googleskillz.

I'd smite RuPaul but he's cool.  I'll likely be dropping her rendition of "Little Drummer Boy" on my show this holiday season.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 09/02/08 at 11:05 pm


I smite Quirk for not giving a reason for smiting Snoz.  It's in da rulez! :D






That's alright I can handle an unexplained smite now and again...


but if it's because I smote God I would have given a reason but G'z not in the smite club so I'm not allowed to give a reason.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 09/03/08 at 7:03 am


I smite Quirk for not giving a reason for smiting Snoz.  It's in da rulez! :D

Nally gets a smite.

So do McFly and Philip Eno.

I smite Snoz for not knowing about my superior googleskillz.

I'd smite RuPaul but he's cool.  I'll likely be dropping her rendition of "Little Drummer Boy" on my show this holiday season.




Throw in a smite for me for Rupaul.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: ladybug316 on 09/03/08 at 11:12 am

but if it's because I smote God I would have given a reason but G'z not in the smite club so I'm not allowed to give a reason.  ;D

Supposedly that God guy does a whole bunch of his own smiting, and hasn't joined our little club.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: snozberries on 09/03/08 at 12:18 pm


Supposedly that God guy does a whole bunch of his own smiting, and hasn't joined our little club.



I only smited Him because my poor friend was not granted with the grace that would make his transition into a her easy.  I feel bad for her. It was like God played a cruel joke on her.... okay I don't really buy the whole Creationist theory but since we live in a society where that concept is valid I use it for my own purposes.....  I always said I'm going to hell anyway so why tiptoe around as if it weren't gonna happen.  ;D

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Reynolds1863 on 09/03/08 at 4:54 pm

I smite Quirk.

Henk smite, I don't need to explain!!!

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

Written By: Howard on 09/03/08 at 6:40 pm


Supposedly that God guy does a whole bunch of his own smiting, and hasn't joined our little club.



God doesn't need to be smited.

Subject: Re: 00zeFICIAL SMITE CLUB

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