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Subject: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Tia on 02/24/09 at 12:54 pm

Just post things that are wrong. for instance...

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/03/birdo-is-so-wrong.jpg

that's so wrong.

(props to iBobi for the idea.)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Things Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/24/09 at 1:09 pm

Um...

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=35516.0



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Rice_Cube on 02/24/09 at 1:45 pm

I vote that the other thread be merged with this thread so Tia doesn't freak out.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Tia on 02/24/09 at 1:48 pm

i dunno, i started this thread after iBobi had the idea for it but now i'm not sure i actually want to see a whole thread fillde with wrong things. :-\\

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Tia on 02/24/09 at 1:54 pm

"Incorrect." It's a town or something in south carolina, apparently.

http://maps.google.com/maps?ndsp=20&um=1&hl=en&q=incorrect&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=il

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/24/09 at 2:49 pm


Just post things that are wrong. for instance...

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/03/birdo-is-so-wrong.jpg

that's so wrong.

(props to iBobi for the idea.)



How wrong is that?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Tia on 02/24/09 at 3:58 pm


"Incorrect." It's a town or something in south carolina, apparently.

http://maps.google.com/maps?ndsp=20&um=1&hl=en&q=incorrect&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=il
there's a phone number and an email address. maybe i'll email them and ask them if they're aware their location comes up as "incorrect" on google maps. i may be doing someone a favor.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/24/09 at 6:47 pm



How wrong is that?  ;D


Howard, do you still love pigs?


I know it makes me question even my devotion.    :\'(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 02/24/09 at 10:51 pm

Since this thread is sort of a dupe it seems, that makes this thread wrong, therefore making it truly the wrongest thread ever :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 02/25/09 at 1:42 am

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3203/2465744627_4e52eb5a34.jpg?v=0

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/25/09 at 6:55 am


Howard, do you still love pigs?


I know it makes me question even my devotion.    :\'(


No I was just kidding.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/25/09 at 6:55 am


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3203/2465744627_4e52eb5a34.jpg?v=0


That's wrong.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 03/04/09 at 1:40 am

The canonical Zebra-Rooster-Grilled-Cheese-Sandwich:

http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/pic_unrelated_zebra.jpg

The semi-canonical motivator:

http://www.snurk.com/files/images/pic_unrelated.jpg

And the eventual blogification of the phenomenon.  The internet is like a million LOLcats typing "I can haz WTF?" on a million keyboards, and while they're a long way from Shakespeare, they've got Salvador Dali nailed.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 03/04/09 at 6:46 am

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/wrong-i-r-meant-to-catch-u.jpg

Is this wrong?^

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 03/05/09 at 7:08 am

http://www.travellerspoint.com/photos/54678/spitting.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Step-chan on 03/06/09 at 1:48 pm


Howard, do you still love pigs?


I know it makes me question even my devotion.    :\'(


Looks like Birdo from Super Mario 2. :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 03/06/09 at 3:54 pm

http://beconfused.com/images/2007/07/Strange-toilet-sign-in-Korea.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Step-chan on 03/06/09 at 8:20 pm

I'm surprised that wasn't spell "toiret". :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 03/07/09 at 5:10 am


I'm surprised that wasn't spell "toiret". :D



Now that would be wrong.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 06/27/09 at 12:01 pm


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3203/2465744627_4e52eb5a34.jpg?v=0


just found this thread and Mike this picture is so wrong and yet so totally awesome!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 06/27/09 at 7:07 pm


just found this thread and Mike this picture is so wrong and yet so totally awesome!!!  ;D


You could still lose the weight. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 06/27/09 at 11:13 pm


You could still lose the weight. ;D



only if they put the pie on wheels on a tread mill and made me run after it  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 06/28/09 at 11:58 pm


I don't get it...what's wrong with it?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 06/29/09 at 1:08 am

Date 2015:
Place Hollywood, California

Reuters: "Actor Pauly Shore wins his 5th "Best Actor" award in a row. His latest film "King Kong versus Mariah Carey", he portrays King Kong's lost long friend, Mr T and easily won his 5th award.
As soon as Pauly won, he kissed his wife Hillary Clinton-Shore and walked up on stage and barfed on this year's Oscar host, Paris Hilton-Barack"  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 06/29/09 at 5:45 am


I don't get it...what's wrong with it?



I guess it's the hand in the picture.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 06/29/09 at 7:08 am


Date 2015:
Place Hollywood, California

Reuters: "Actor Pauly Shore wins his 5th "Best Actor" award in a row. His latest film "King Kong versus Mariah Carey", he portrays King Kong's lost long friend, Mr T and easily won his 5th award.
As soon as Pauly won, he kissed his wife Hillary Clinton-Shore and walked up on stage and barfed on this year's Oscar host, Paris Hilton-Barack"   ???



Now that is soooo wrong.... why the heck would one of the Barack kids up and marry Paris?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 06/29/09 at 12:32 pm



Now that is soooo wrong.... why the heck would one of the Barack kids up and marry Paris?

It's Obama grandkids, they are all messed up ever since the New York Yankees moved to Cuba.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 06/29/09 at 4:34 pm



Now that is soooo wrong.... why the heck would one of the Barack kids up and marry Paris?


That doesn't make sense either.  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 06/29/09 at 4:48 pm


That doesn't make sense either.  ::)

This is the wrongest thread.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IyK89jqkUaA/STqB9zr6GkI/AAAAAAAAADs/YWs9M8GLgss/s400/fried-needles.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 06/29/09 at 4:50 pm


This is the wrongest thread.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IyK89jqkUaA/STqB9zr6GkI/AAAAAAAAADs/YWs9M8GLgss/s400/fried-needles.jpg


fried needles?  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 06/30/09 at 2:25 am

http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny7/anus_burger.jpg

:o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 06/30/09 at 6:33 am


That doesn't make sense either.  ::)


was it supposed to?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 06/30/09 at 6:36 am


http://www.txroadrunners.com/images/pics/Funny7/anus_burger.jpg

:o


That's a burger I don't think I wouldn't eat. :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 06/30/09 at 6:37 am


was it supposed to?


No.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Tia on 06/30/09 at 11:03 am


That's a burger I don't think I wouldn't eat. :P
double negatives: they can be dangerous! i now have howard on record admitting he wants an anusburger.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 06/30/09 at 3:22 pm

http://www.yowazzup.com/blog/images/funny-signs-china/funny-signs-china-04.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 06/30/09 at 6:59 pm


double negatives: they can be dangerous! i now have howard on record admitting he wants an anusburger.


Shouldn't there be a "g" in angus?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 06/30/09 at 7:09 pm


Shouldn't there be a "g" in angus?

g, you're right

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 06/30/09 at 7:31 pm


g, you're right


I wouldn't want Burger King to get the wrong idea.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 06/30/09 at 10:44 pm


That's a burger I don't think I wouldn't eat. :P


what if it came from a girl cow? 




okay somebody stop me...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 06/30/09 at 11:30 pm


what if it came from a girl cow? 




okay somebody stop me...

or a cowgirl

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/01/09 at 12:50 am


or a cowgirl



you're on fire tonight!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/01/09 at 1:21 am


you're on fire tonight!

Yikes, it will melt all the igloos

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/01/09 at 6:59 am


what if it came from a girl cow? 




okay somebody stop me...


I'd have to think about that one.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Tia on 07/01/09 at 8:36 am

it's been a long time since i sexed large sedentary mammals but isn't a girl cow just a cow and a boy cow is a bull?

http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/03/cowsleep.gif

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/01/09 at 12:43 pm

http://jeffreyhill.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d417153ef00e553e0feb48833-800wi

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/01/09 at 12:44 pm

http://www.funpcgame.com/Jokes/Chingrish/abuse-plastic-bag%5B1%5D.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/01/09 at 3:52 pm


http://jeffreyhill.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d417153ef00e553e0feb48833-800wi


must be an asian massage parlor. ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/02/09 at 1:20 am


must be an asian massage parlor. ;)

not quite

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/02/09 at 5:52 am


not quite



It said that they don't want you to touch yourself that they should do it for ya.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/02/09 at 5:50 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taPC-1l2iog/SBh-MouytSI/AAAAAAAAhOs/YmUUzvzbcjA/s400/znaki_68.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/02/09 at 10:27 pm


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taPC-1l2iog/SBh-MouytSI/AAAAAAAAhOs/YmUUzvzbcjA/s400/znaki_68.jpg



^ That is soooo wrong.... funny......but very, very wrong!  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/03/09 at 12:28 am



^ That is soooo wrong.... funny......but very, very wrong!  :D

It's funny in so many ways, but very wong. There must be a similar restaurant in Korea regarding a dog instead of a cat.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/03/09 at 6:47 am


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_taPC-1l2iog/SBh-MouytSI/AAAAAAAAhOs/YmUUzvzbcjA/s400/znaki_68.jpg


Cat Foo Young?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/03/09 at 12:11 pm


Cat Foo Young?

You never know Howard, you never know. Sometimes a restaurant is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are really eating.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/03/09 at 7:03 pm

http://gallery2.sa-char.net/d/1439-2/g2_indo_engrish.jpg

Fisting? sounds great,when do I join?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/03/09 at 11:57 pm

http://strandedmariner.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fresh-crap.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/04/09 at 7:09 am


http://strandedmariner.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fresh-crap.jpg



someone forgot to go to school.  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Tia on 07/04/09 at 3:56 pm


http://strandedmariner.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fresh-crap.jpg
you apparently think this is overpriced, but have you ever tried canned crap? it's worth a little extra to get it fresh.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/04/09 at 4:09 pm


you apparently think this is overpriced, but have you ever tried canned crap? it's worth a little extra to get it fresh.

Canned crap is just crab

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/04/09 at 7:19 pm

crap in a can,now that must be something new.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/04/09 at 7:25 pm


crap in a can,now that must be something new.  ;D

Ever eaten Spam?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/04/09 at 7:29 pm


Ever eaten Spam?


Yes I have It's just like canned ham.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/04/09 at 7:31 pm


Yes I have It's just like canned ham.

Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/04/09 at 7:32 pm

Is that wrong?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/04/09 at 7:35 pm

It's just a Monty Python skit called "Spam", and they keep repeating the word 'Spam" when someone says "Spam"

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/04/09 at 7:57 pm


It's just a Monty Python skit called "Spam", and they keep repeating the word 'Spam" when someone says "Spam"


Spam is good maybe I'll buy some at work.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/04/09 at 11:33 pm

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/chinglish4DM3011_468x517.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/05/09 at 6:54 am

http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/07/american-flavor.jpg

Wow,paper you can eat,YUMMY!  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/08/09 at 1:10 am

http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_wc_sheeshting_ulli.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/08/09 at 5:45 am


http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_wc_sheeshting_ulli.jpg


What do they mean by a WC?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Tia on 07/08/09 at 7:25 am


http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/07/american-flavor.jpg

Wow,paper you can eat,YUMMY!  :P
and yet they spelled "stationery" right. :o nobody in AMERICA  gets that right.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/08/09 at 11:18 am


What do they mean by a WC?  ???



WC stands for "Water Closet" otherwise known as a toilet/bathroom/"comfort station"/rest room/or any other name you want to use.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/08/09 at 12:52 pm


and yet they spelled "stationery" right. :o nobody in AMERICA  gets that right.

Nobody in Canada either. You are not alone.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/08/09 at 4:30 pm



WC stands for "Water Closet" otherwise known as a toilet/bathroom/"comfort station"/rest room/or any other name you want to use.



Cat



I've never heard of a water closet before.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/08/09 at 11:42 pm


I've never heard of a water closet before.


Water Closet is one of those terms that stuck around for historical reasons.  This, for example,

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-taco-toilet-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

...isn't really a water closet, since there's no running water involved.  It's also not much of a taco stand.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/09/09 at 6:58 am


Water Closet is one of those terms that stuck around for historical reasons.  This, for example,

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-taco-toilet-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

...isn't really a water closet, since there's no running water involved.  It's also not much of a taco stand.


Well that's what tacos do to you,especially the spicy stuff. ;D

:P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Tia on 07/09/09 at 1:28 pm



I've never heard of a water closet before.
If you ever went to England you'd be spending a lot of time with your legs crossed.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/09/09 at 3:20 pm

In New York,we call it Port A Potty.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/09/09 at 3:24 pm


In New York,we call it Port A Potty.

In Canada we call it "behind the trees"  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/09/09 at 4:08 pm


In Canada we call it "behind the trees"  :D


That's what we call it too in New York but unfortunately,there's no flush.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/10/09 at 1:06 am


That's what we call it too in New York but unfortunately,there's no flush.

I don't know of any trees that flush.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/10/09 at 6:50 am


I don't know of any trees that flush.


Maybe the branches do. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: La Roche on 07/10/09 at 7:21 am


In New York,we call it Port A Potty.


In Queens they call it a Howie on the spot.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/10/09 at 7:32 am


In Queens they call it a Howie on the spot.


They do? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/10/09 at 7:08 pm


In Queens they call it a Howie on the spot.

;D ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/11/09 at 1:33 am

http://peterevers.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/chinglish-sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/11/09 at 7:00 am


http://peterevers.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/chinglish-sign.jpg




C'mon,that's just wrong. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/11/09 at 10:50 am

You shouldn't slip carefully?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/11/09 at 11:36 am


You shouldn't slip carefully?



no, no, no.... slipping dangerously is  the only way to go!!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/11/09 at 11:42 am



no, no, no.... slipping dangerously is  the only way to go!!!!  ;D

I thought so. If you are gonna do something, go all out!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/11/09 at 11:50 am


I thought so. If you are gonna do something, go all out!


with flash and style!  8)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/11/09 at 11:53 am


with flash and style!  8)

Certainly!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/11/09 at 6:52 pm


You shouldn't slip carefully?


There's no other way to slip. ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/11/09 at 7:00 pm


There's no other way to slip. ::)


so you can slip carefully?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/11/09 at 7:01 pm


so you can slip carefully?


no, slipping fast.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/14/09 at 12:23 am

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/tm/2007/11/signs011107_428x269_to_468x312.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/14/09 at 6:45 am


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/tm/2007/11/signs011107_428x269_to_468x312.jpg


How in the hell are you supposed to enter if it says Do Not Enter?  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/15/09 at 12:01 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01407/sign14_1407795i.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/15/09 at 7:01 am


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01407/sign14_1407795i.jpg


I better watch my head.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Tia on 07/15/09 at 9:01 am


How in the hell are you supposed to enter if it says Do Not Enter?  ::)
that's a good question.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/15/09 at 1:07 pm

Just enter without entering

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Tia on 07/15/09 at 1:13 pm

or enter while leaving

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/15/09 at 1:38 pm


Just enter without entering

Just trying to do a "Kung-Fu/Grasshopper" moment

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/15/09 at 2:39 pm


Just trying to do a "Kung-Fu/Grasshopper" moment





If you can snatch the pebbles from my hand.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/15/09 at 3:00 pm


Just enter without entering


But how do you enter? ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/15/09 at 3:02 pm



If you can snatch the pebbles from my hand.

Cat

Fruity pebbles? Cocoa Pebbles? yummy!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/15/09 at 3:05 pm

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll163/mcouncil_2008/cereal-box.gif

I mean C'mon who's going to eat a cereal with rhinos in it?  :P

::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/15/09 at 3:14 pm


http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll163/mcouncil_2008/cereal-box.gif

I mean C'mon who's going to eat a cereal with rhinos in it?  :P

::)

Does it come in Chocolate flavor?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/15/09 at 3:35 pm

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens4645462module37093232photo_1243837653funny-chinese-signs-10.JPG

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/15/09 at 4:23 pm


http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens4645462module37093232photo_1243837653funny-chinese-signs-10.JPG


Do these people know how to spell?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/15/09 at 4:38 pm


Do these people know how to spell?

Umm, I think they can spell, it's the order of words "or grammar" that makes it funny.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/15/09 at 4:39 pm


Umm, I think they can spell, it's the order of words "or grammar" that makes it funny.


except they had it the other way around.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/16/09 at 9:06 am


Do these people know how to spell?


The spelling looks right to me...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/16/09 at 9:07 am


except they had it the other way around.


does Howard know how to read?







an entire post that is.... I know Frank speaks Canadian but you just repeated the context of his post.  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/16/09 at 12:24 pm


does Howard know how to read?


Should go in the questions thread.

The spelling looks right to me...


Yah, I know, I had already noted that earlier. Does snoz know how to read? Read Canadian?  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Tia on 07/16/09 at 1:26 pm

the chinese read right to left.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/16/09 at 1:34 pm


Should go in the questions thread.Yah, I know, I had already noted that earlier. Does snoz know how to read? Read Canadian?  :D



ha ha ha...difference is I hadn't gotten as far as your post at the time I made my comment...  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/16/09 at 6:50 pm


does Howard know how to read?







an entire post that is.... I know Frank speaks Canadian but you just repeated the context of his post.  :D


Of course I know how to read,DUH!  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/16/09 at 8:15 pm


Of course I know how to read,DUH!  ::)



and so the response to my question is NO since Howard only responded to half the question I have to assume he didn't read the whole post...... AGAIN!  :P


Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/17/09 at 6:55 am

http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/07/toothpaste-dessert.jpg

looks delicious,I wonder what flavor? uh.. flouride?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/17/09 at 3:11 pm


http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/07/toothpaste-dessert.jpg

looks delicious,I wonder what flavor? uh.. flouride?  ;D

Any hot fudge banana split toothpaste?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 07/17/09 at 4:05 pm

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/harry_potter.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 07/17/09 at 4:10 pm

http://206.173.89.216/davidmartinekcb_com/briefcase/136582_DirtyDicks2.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/17/09 at 6:44 pm


http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/harry_potter.jpg


Harry Potter is ghey.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/17/09 at 6:44 pm


http://206.173.89.216/davidmartinekcb_com/briefcase/136582_DirtyDicks2.jpg


I wouldn't get crabs from him.  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/17/09 at 9:07 pm

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/funny-pics/stolen-police-toilets.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 07/17/09 at 10:12 pm


I wouldn't get crabs from him.  :P


Who would you get your crabs from?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/17/09 at 10:32 pm


Who would you get your crabs from?


Dirty Dick?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/18/09 at 6:36 am


Who would you get your crabs from?


from a fish store,where else?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/18/09 at 6:37 am


http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/funny-pics/stolen-police-toilets.jpg



Aw,that's too bad.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/18/09 at 6:38 am

http://innocentenglish.com/may%202008%20funny%20signs/funny-store-sign-help-you-pleasure.jpg

What kind of pleasure are they referring to? ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 07/18/09 at 10:22 am

http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1179/25209314.png

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/18/09 at 10:46 am


http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1179/25209314.png



excellent demotivator!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/18/09 at 6:17 pm



excellent demotivator!  ;D

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Step-chan on 07/18/09 at 6:19 pm


http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1179/25209314.png


How did you get a different color layout for your posts?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/18/09 at 6:36 pm


http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/1179/25209314.png


Hey,WTF is that all about?  :o

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/18/09 at 7:09 pm


How did you get a different color layout for your posts?



go to profile and click on Look and Layout Preference from the options on the left.

the first thing you see should read "Current Theme: Babylon Theme (change)"  just click change and choose your theme....  :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/18/09 at 7:21 pm

But that's just wrong.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/19/09 at 9:19 pm

http://www.failpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/no_herb_will_cure_stupid.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/19/09 at 10:14 pm


http://www.failpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/no_herb_will_cure_stupid.jpg


So what can it cure?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/19/09 at 10:37 pm


So what can it cure?


drugs make you stupid so apparently it cures.... smart!  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Step-chan on 07/20/09 at 12:02 am



go to profile and click on Look and Layout Preference from the options on the left.

the first thing you see should read "Current Theme: Babylon Theme (change)"  just click change and choose your theme....  :)


Cool. Karma for ya.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/20/09 at 5:49 am


drugs make you stupid so apparently it cures.... smart!  ;)



There'a drug for that.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/20/09 at 10:53 am



There'a drug for that.


most drugs are for that.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dominic L. on 07/20/09 at 11:06 am

This homeless guy came to the library, where I work, and peed on three rows of biographies (the r section). Props for him getting Ronald Reagan, but still... People might read these books! The worst part? They're still on the shelves. I don't know if someone cleaned them or not, but they're there. They're there.

It's even more wrong, because I saw the dude come out of the bathroom earlier. Why didn't he just walk fifty feet back to the bathroom!?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/20/09 at 1:58 pm


This homeless guy came to the library, where I work, and peed on three rows of biographies (the r section). Props for him getting Ronald Reagan, but still... People might read these books! The worst part? They're still on the shelves. I don't know if someone cleaned them or not, but they're there. They're there.

It's even more wrong, because I saw the dude come out of the bathroom earlier. Why didn't he just walk fifty feet back to the bathroom!?

Maybe he peed in the section coz he REALLY HAD TO GO

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/20/09 at 4:30 pm


This homeless guy came to the library, where I work, and peed on three rows of biographies (the r section). Props for him getting Ronald Reagan, but still... People might read these books! The worst part? They're still on the shelves. I don't know if someone cleaned them or not, but they're there. They're there.

It's even more wrong, because I saw the dude come out of the bathroom earlier. Why didn't he just walk fifty feet back to the bathroom!?


Maybe he forgot something,Do you think?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/20/09 at 5:43 pm

http://innocentenglish.com/may%202008%20funny%20signs/funny-warning-sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 07/20/09 at 7:54 pm

http://www.funfacts.com.au/images/funny-sign-instructions-free11.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/20/09 at 7:55 pm


http://www.funfacts.com.au/images/funny-sign-instructions-free11.jpg


dang... I've been doing it wrong  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/20/09 at 11:36 pm


http://www.funfacts.com.au/images/funny-sign-instructions-free11.jpg

I got 4 out of 6 wrong.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/21/09 at 12:45 am

http://ui05.gamefaqs.com/164/gfs_29190_2_22_mid.jpg

http://ui09.gamefaqs.com/712/gfs_29190_2_29_mid.jpg

Michael Jackson's Moonwalker: A game that couldn't have been more wrong than if it had featured a psychotic nun in a bondage outfit clubbing baby seals to death with an Al Gore doll.  (But then, I didn't look for easter eggs...)  I mean, ew.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/21/09 at 6:53 am


http://innocentenglish.com/may%202008%20funny%20signs/funny-warning-sign.jpg


Then what if you weren't dangerous,could you enter then?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/21/09 at 6:54 am


http://www.funfacts.com.au/images/funny-sign-instructions-free11.jpg


So what's the right way? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/21/09 at 6:55 am


http://ui05.gamefaqs.com/164/gfs_29190_2_22_mid.jpg

http://ui09.gamefaqs.com/712/gfs_29190_2_29_mid.jpg

Michael Jackson's Moonwalker: A game that couldn't have been more wrong than if it had featured a psychotic nun in a bondage outfit clubbing baby seals to death with an Al Gore doll.  (But then, I didn't look for easter eggs...)  I mean, ew.


What's the kid doing in that first picture?  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/21/09 at 10:56 am


So what's the right way? ;D


there is no right way....just hold it in!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/21/09 at 10:57 am


What's the kid doing in that first picture?  :o


good observation... did you go over to the Moonwalker Video Game thread and ask that question?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/21/09 at 3:18 pm


there is no right way....just hold it in!


never in my life have I tried to hold it in for a long time,that would be dangerous.  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/21/09 at 3:19 pm


good observation... did you go over to the Moonwalker Video Game thread and ask that question?


looks like the kid in the game is giving one of the dancers a BJ.  :o
That's not supposed to be in the game.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/21/09 at 5:19 pm

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/26/svSIGNS_wideweb__470x356,0.jpg
http://grahamwoodring.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/Hangzhou.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/22/09 at 12:51 am


What's the kid doing in that first picture?  :o


Oh, you poor naive soul.

That's not a kid.  That's Bubbles.  Michael Jackson's pet monkey.  For every kid collected on each level, they show up at the end of the level and run towards you, but the screen fades to black at the end of each level.

I wish I was making that up.

Meanwhile, on to wrongness.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-activity-sign-fail.jpg?w=500&h=333

I believe that's the right way.  (Fail?  No, sir, that's WIN!)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/22/09 at 1:02 am


Oh, you poor naive soul.

That's not a kid.  That's Bubbles.  Michael Jackson's pet monkey.  For every kid collected on each level, they show up at the end of the level and run towards you, but the screen fades to black at the end of each level.

I wish I was making that up.

Meanwhile, on to wrongness.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-activity-sign-fail.jpg?w=500&h=333

I believe that's the right way.  (Fail?  No, sir, that's WIN!)

Aww, nice of them to show the heimlich maneuver in the bottom right one.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/22/09 at 5:50 am


http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/12/26/svSIGNS_wideweb__470x356,0.jpg
http://grahamwoodring.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/Hangzhou.jpg



Yum,must be some edible poo.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/22/09 at 5:51 am


Oh, you poor naive soul.

That's not a kid.  That's Bubbles.  Michael Jackson's pet monkey.  For every kid collected on each level, they show up at the end of the level and run towards you, but the screen fades to black at the end of each level.

I wish I was making that up.

Meanwhile, on to wrongness.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-activity-sign-fail.jpg?w=500&h=333

I believe that's the right way.  (Fail?  No, sir, that's WIN!)


I don't think that's the heimlich maneuver. :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 07/22/09 at 9:49 pm


looks like the kid in the game is giving one of the dancers a BJ.  :o
That's not supposed to be in the game.


It's not even a kid, it's MJ's monkey, and it's not in the game.  It's just the particular point in the game where the person captured a screenshot

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/23/09 at 1:27 am

http://www.micktravels.com/china/signs/10-funny-chinese-sign.jpg
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/funny-pics/sleeping-grass-china.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/23/09 at 6:55 am


http://www.micktravels.com/china/signs/10-funny-chinese-sign.jpg
http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/funny-pics/sleeping-grass-china.jpg


I understand the thunderstorm part because you might get electrocuted but sleeping grass? never heard of it.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/24/09 at 2:25 pm


I understand the thunderstorm part because you might get electrocuted but sleeping grass? never heard of it.  ;D


naw....you can't get electrocuted during a thunder storm... but it would be awfully hard to hear and be heard.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/24/09 at 3:31 pm

http://peacemoonbeam.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451af9f69e201157164beed970b-500wi

this is just wrong.^

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 07/24/09 at 5:23 pm

http://www.letslearnlinux.com/suseblog/2007-10-16/blue_screen_demotivator.jpeg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/24/09 at 6:03 pm

Now that's a big fail.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/24/09 at 6:06 pm


I don't think that's the heimlich maneuver. :o

Yes, I know that, I was trying to be funny.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/24/09 at 6:07 pm


Yes, I know that, I was trying to be funny.


I was j/k Frank.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/24/09 at 6:13 pm


I was j/k Frank.  ;)

Oh oh, I didn't get your joke. darn.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 07/24/09 at 10:24 pm

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/27/optical-illusion.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/25/09 at 12:21 am


http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/27/optical-illusion.jpg

Should this be in the " songs to get stoned by" thread?  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/25/09 at 6:49 am


http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/27/optical-illusion.jpg


Man,I feel dizzy.  :o

:P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 07/25/09 at 12:07 pm

http://davidbingham.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-picture-photo-funny-sign-pigeon-amagill-pic.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/25/09 at 12:36 pm


http://davidbingham.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-picture-photo-funny-sign-pigeon-amagill-pic.jpg


sooooo....that's where my finger went! I was wondering!  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/25/09 at 3:25 pm

pigeons aren't that dangerous,I think it's seagulls that are.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/25/09 at 3:37 pm

http://www.shockenglish.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/p1000115.jpg

or cement shoes for you. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/25/09 at 4:38 pm

why is the first line in Chinese? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/25/09 at 4:39 pm


because its a sign in china for the chinese and american tourists...  or its a sign in china town for the chinese and american visitors.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/25/09 at 4:41 pm


because its a sign in china for the chinese and american tourists...  or its a sign in china town for the chinese and american visitors.


I'm sure they'll understand.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/25/09 at 5:56 pm


why is the first line in Chinese? ;D

It's called chinglish, they translate (literally) from Chinese characters to English, which is why the grammar is so poor. Think we can make some good money in proof reading over there.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/25/09 at 6:00 pm


It's called chinglish, they translate (literally) from Chinese characters to English, which is why the grammar is so poor. Think we can make some good money in proof reading over there.


you might be right. Have you been to the website Enrishisfunny.com they have some good ones there!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/25/09 at 6:18 pm


you might be right. Have you been to the website Enrishisfunny.com they have some good ones there!

Wife tells me so (as she can read Chinese)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/25/09 at 6:22 pm


Wife tells me so (as she can read Chinese)


that's handy!  :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/26/09 at 6:42 am


Wife tells me so (as she can read Chinese)


I can't.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/26/09 at 6:43 am

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/engrish-funny-push-harder.jpg?w=500&h=375

push harder? but why?  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/26/09 at 10:04 am


I can't.


that's why they write in English too...so you can read EXACTLY what the sign says.... exactly.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/26/09 at 10:05 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/engrish-funny-push-harder.jpg?w=500&h=375

push harder? but why?  ::)


opposed to push hard.....push harder because they figure you'll probably get it wrong on the first try so they are saving you a step  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/26/09 at 7:03 pm

http://onemanbandwidth.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chamber-of-ten-thousand-flowers.gif

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 07/26/09 at 9:07 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/engrish-funny-push-harder.jpg?w=500&h=375

push harder? but why?  ::)


Because Bill wants you to :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/26/09 at 10:02 pm


http://onemanbandwidth.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/chamber-of-ten-thousand-flowers.gif



Is that supposed to be a chamber or toilet? Which is it?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/27/09 at 1:10 pm



Is that supposed to be a chamber or toilet? Which is it?

Both

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 07/27/09 at 1:52 pm



Is that supposed to be a chamber or toilet? Which is it?


Do we pee in the urinals or the perrenials?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/27/09 at 3:09 pm


Do we pee in the urinals or the perrenials?


the urinals,of course.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/27/09 at 3:09 pm

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/engrish-funny-self-himself.jpg?w=500&h=375

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/27/09 at 3:50 pm

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/97138683_14af41be67_m.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/27/09 at 3:54 pm


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/97138683_14af41be67_m.jpg

;D


Can you use thew window?  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/27/09 at 4:14 pm


Can you use thew window?  ::)

Go in the window, or out?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/28/09 at 1:44 am

http://www.ezee.se/funnies/final_images_uploaded_folder/1yDdZ.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/28/09 at 5:50 am


http://www.ezee.se/funnies/final_images_uploaded_folder/1yDdZ.jpg



So you shouldn't beat the child?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/28/09 at 5:51 am


Go in the window, or out?


out the window would be best.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/28/09 at 3:23 pm

http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c0115705cddd0970b-800wi

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/28/09 at 4:50 pm


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/97138683_14af41be67_m.jpg

;D



I love the fact that it is also in Braille.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/28/09 at 5:50 pm


http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c0115705cddd0970b-800wi


no ball kicking,so? what does that do for women?  ??? ;D

and what is a ski-bite?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 07/28/09 at 11:15 pm


no ball kicking,so? what does that do for women?  ??? ;D

and what is a ski-bite?  ???


a Luxury Ski-Doo for those who want more out of their snowmobile :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/29/09 at 12:09 am


http://davidbingham.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-picture-photo-funny-sign-pigeon-amagill-pic.jpg


Row, row,

http://forthelose.org/images/seagull.jpg

Fight the powah!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/29/09 at 6:10 am

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2008/12/spoilerbigpic_01.jpg


What are the spoilers? looking at her all day?  ;D ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/29/09 at 12:22 pm


no ball kicking,so? what does that do for women?  ??? ;D

and what is a ski-bite?  ???

Weird stuff, huh.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/29/09 at 5:46 pm


Weird stuff, huh.


maybe it's the other way around like bite-ski.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/30/09 at 1:06 am

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/modules/MDForum/files/thumbs/t_chinglish_gz__feb_2009__004_edit_710.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/30/09 at 6:45 am


http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/modules/MDForum/files/thumbs/t_chinglish_gz__feb_2009__004_edit_710.jpg


Are they referring to cigarettes?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/30/09 at 11:07 am


Are they referring to cigarettes?  ???

I think they meant to say "pull out"...pull out the paper towel.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/30/09 at 5:38 pm


I think they meant to say "pull out"...pull out the paper towel.


Great,now they tell us.  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/30/09 at 11:54 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h-JuY6aiBG4/R8Ert3qQfsI/AAAAAAAABQU/Su4M8cbD5n4/s400/do-not-fun.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/31/09 at 6:54 am


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h-JuY6aiBG4/R8Ert3qQfsI/AAAAAAAABQU/Su4M8cbD5n4/s400/do-not-fun.jpg



Why can't you have any fun? What the hell is that?  ??? ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/31/09 at 10:52 am

http://onemanbandwidth.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/gourmet.jpg

??

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/31/09 at 1:07 pm


I think they meant to say "pull out"...pull out the paper towel.


I thought they were saying if you had plans to "put out" in that restroom it was best to do so vertically.....um.....rather than horizontally...  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/31/09 at 1:25 pm


I thought they were saying if you had plans to "put out" in that restroom it was best to do so vertically.....um.....rather than horizontally...  ;)

That was the original message I understood as well.
I've seen it done horizontally in the restroom before..umm..don't ask....

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/31/09 at 1:36 pm


That was the original message I understood as well.
I've seen it done horizontally in the restroom before..umm..don't ask....


believe me... I don't wanna know.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 07/31/09 at 1:41 pm


believe me... I don't wanna know.

I saw this in Montreal. Anything pretty much goes on there.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 07/31/09 at 3:25 pm


http://onemanbandwidth.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/gourmet.jpg

??


A gourmet restroom,sounds inviting.  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 07/31/09 at 5:55 pm


A gourmet restroom,sounds inviting.  :P


Just don't eat the chocolate bars

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 07/31/09 at 7:01 pm


Just don't eat the chocolate bars


and for godsakes.....don't drink the lemonade!!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/31/09 at 9:43 pm


A gourmet restroom,sounds inviting.  :P


http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m239/floyda/assorcake.jpg

This is a high-class joint.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/01/09 at 12:56 am


http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m239/floyda/assorcake.jpg

This is a high-class joint.

The ass tray....bummer...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/01/09 at 5:35 am


Just don't eat the chocolate bars


Don't worry,they're not edible.  8-P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/01/09 at 5:36 am


http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m239/floyda/assorcake.jpg

This is a high-class joint.



The ass must be the entree. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/01/09 at 12:10 pm

fixt

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/01/09 at 1:53 pm


http://f1108.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3055%5fAOwNw0MAAGTGSm%2bjuw2ogw7kG7g&pid=2.10&fid=Inbox&inline=1&stationery=1

Can see a pic...banned in Canada?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/01/09 at 2:19 pm


Can see a pic...banned in Canada?


look back up I fixed it...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/01/09 at 2:47 pm


look back up I fixed it...

Fixed? double meaning?  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/01/09 at 2:49 pm


Fixed? double meaning?  ;)


:D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/01/09 at 3:03 pm

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2416/2075101419_d7a4d2d729_o.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 08/01/09 at 3:32 pm


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2416/2075101419_d7a4d2d729_o.jpg


I was wondering what to do with my old rubdish.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/01/09 at 3:33 pm


I was wondering what to do with my old rubdish.


I thought I was the only one with rubdish!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/01/09 at 4:50 pm

http://andyc008.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/bargainitem.jpg

and

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/78385893_ad4184632e_m.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/01/09 at 6:07 pm


fixt


I don't want my balls removed.  :(


;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/01/09 at 6:08 pm


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2416/2075101419_d7a4d2d729_o.jpg



You're supposed to wash after relief,what are they talking about?  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 08/01/09 at 8:43 pm

FAIL!

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2497/atarifail.png

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/02/09 at 6:41 am

http://i38.tinypic.com/ilj0pi.jpg

Will someone tell me what the hell this is?  :o^

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/02/09 at 6:43 am


FAIL!

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/2497/atarifail.png


They have been making great games for 30 years,Atari has been outdated for years now. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/02/09 at 7:46 pm

http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chinglish-sign.JPG

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/02/09 at 11:03 pm


http://i38.tinypic.com/ilj0pi.jpg

Will someone tell me what the hell this is?  :o^


Ever fancy yourself the knight in shining armor, only to discover that it never quite works out?  That's what the hell it is.  Karma for discovering Getting Lindsay Linton, part of Understanding Joshua, a series of photographs from artist Charlie White.

Joshua is every one of everyone's (and especially, every male's) high school self-esteem issues made flesh, all wrapped up in one cute little bundle of WTF.  He became a meme around 2002, likely with the NPR interview.  The following link has some higher-resolution pictures, as well as some naughty words.  (And the the post at the bottom of page 3 of that thread offers a more detailed explanation.)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/03/09 at 1:51 am

This one is not politically correct and a little offensive.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/chinglish4DM3011_468x517.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/03/09 at 6:04 am

You mean there's a deformed man in the toilet?  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/03/09 at 1:02 pm


You mean there's a deformed man in the toilet?  :o

Handicapped stall, just a very poor way of saying it.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/03/09 at 6:15 pm

http://deconstructingthoughts.mlblogs.com/Soccer%20Fail.jpg


;D This is funny.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 08/03/09 at 7:09 pm

http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/willburns1/peter-griffin.bmp

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/03/09 at 11:18 pm


http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/willburns1/peter-griffin.bmp

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/04/09 at 5:51 am


http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/willburns1/peter-griffin.bmp



So that's the real Peter Griffin non-animated?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/04/09 at 2:11 pm


http://deconstructingthoughts.mlblogs.com/Soccer%20Fail.jpg


;D This is funny.

He has a nose for soccer.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/04/09 at 2:19 pm


He has a nose for soccer.


that ball must have a strong scent.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/04/09 at 4:39 pm

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3427/3243646675_b275fc2c57.jpg

Good advice.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/05/09 at 6:48 am


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3427/3243646675_b275fc2c57.jpg

Good advice.  ;D



No really?  I didn't know that. ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/05/09 at 6:50 am

http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn66/pushu12/genitl-eman-bad-english-chinglish-b.jpg


Yeah,that's the way of putting it.^ ;D

"eff em all".

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/05/09 at 12:30 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WusmHhKivwA/RfLBI6YEDjI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/51Qff1ZNjrQ/s320/stupid_signs16.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/05/09 at 1:32 pm


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WusmHhKivwA/RfLBI6YEDjI/AAAAAAAAAkQ/51Qff1ZNjrQ/s320/stupid_signs16.jpg


Do we have to or are the crocodiles going to eat us?  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/05/09 at 4:04 pm


http://www.blogiversity.org/blogs/willburns1/peter-griffin.bmp



That could also go in THIS thread:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=2677.0



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/06/09 at 6:01 am

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/instructions-youve-been-doing-it-wrong-demotivational-poster.jpg

Are they sure we've been doing it wrong?  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/06/09 at 12:33 pm

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/chinese_fresh_air.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/06/09 at 5:49 pm


http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/chinese_fresh_air.jpg


So farting won't keep the air fresh? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/06/09 at 6:46 pm


So farting won't keep the air fresh? ;D

Yeah, it's a weird and funny one.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/07/09 at 1:08 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AzINY4Xgw1c/SFfoY-f5twI/AAAAAAAAAE8/N1QtJe3IGxM/s320/chinglish1.bmp

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/07/09 at 6:59 am


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AzINY4Xgw1c/SFfoY-f5twI/AAAAAAAAAE8/N1QtJe3IGxM/s320/chinglish1.bmp


Whoa,That's an angry sign. :o

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/07/09 at 7:02 am

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/467563/80431494.gif

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/07/09 at 5:51 pm


Whoa,That's an angry sign. :o

;D

Just worded in a weird way

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/08/09 at 12:37 am

http://i37.tinypic.com/160zg1t.jpg
Buy some for a friend.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/08/09 at 5:42 am


http://i37.tinypic.com/160zg1t.jpg
Buy some for a friend.



So that's a grape flavored lubricant?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/08/09 at 12:24 pm



So that's a grape flavored lubricant?  ;D

You gonna buy some?  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/08/09 at 5:57 pm

http://bloggery.wlu.edu/chinablog/tn_chinglish1.jpg

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/08/09 at 6:23 pm


http://bloggery.wlu.edu/chinablog/tn_chinglish1.jpg

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind man



What about a blind woman?  ;)



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/09/09 at 12:10 am



What about a blind woman?  ;)

Cat

That's OK, blind women can't read.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/09/09 at 6:46 am


You gonna buy some?  ;)


Only for a girl. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/09/09 at 6:49 am

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/467563/80431495.jpg

Wow,someone made the letter "u" look like a penis with a string. ;D :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/09/09 at 7:52 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a3dvBOuwtqs/Rt7PzNUSKxI/AAAAAAAAAYw/qEtruPv_Wfs/s400/_42205344_chinglish_blood.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/10/09 at 7:08 am


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a3dvBOuwtqs/Rt7PzNUSKxI/AAAAAAAAAYw/qEtruPv_Wfs/s400/_42205344_chinglish_blood.jpg


anything with blood doesn't sound good.  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 11:42 am


anything with blood doesn't sound good.  :o

I know...I'm not into blood sacrificing pavilions either

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/10/09 at 11:57 am


That's OK, blind women can't read.  ;)


This blind woman can.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 11:59 am


This blind woman can.

Cat

The blind "seeing all" Cat?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/10/09 at 12:00 pm


The blind "seeing all" Cat?



Yup-that's right.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 12:11 pm



Yup-that's right.



Cat

mysterious..
http://rlv.zcache.com/blind_cat_mug-p168370565487393273trhr_400.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/10/09 at 12:21 pm


mysterious..
http://rlv.zcache.com/blind_cat_mug-p168370565487393273trhr_400.jpg



Awww, how cute. BTW, for the record (in case there is someone who DOESN'T know this by now), I am, in fact, legally blind.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 12:58 pm



Awww, how cute. BTW, for the record (in case there is someone who DOESN'T know this by now), I am, in fact, legally blind.



Cat

didn't know.  :\'(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 12:59 pm

http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c01156f632864970c-800wi

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/10/09 at 3:00 pm


http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c01156f632864970c-800wi


Hey I'll piss wherever I want to,no sign going tell me I can't pee everywhere!  >:(

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/10/09 at 3:31 pm


Hey I'll piss wherever I want to,no sign going tell me I can't pee everywhere!  >:(

;D

Can you visit Yankee Stadium for me? ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/10/09 at 4:22 pm


Can you visit Yankee Stadium for me? ;)


Sure I'll leave my mark.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 12:37 am


Sure I'll leave my mark.

Good to know. Drink LOADS of water first.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 2:25 am

http://lh6.ggpht.com/mstq2006/SEGJ2Gvgh9I/AAAAAAAAAZI/hFW3ICvqwFk/2521219925_e9ebfd774b%5B2%5D.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/11/09 at 7:08 am


Good to know. Drink LOADS of water first.


I'm more of a coffee person.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/11/09 at 7:10 am

http://www.yellowdoggereldemocrat.org/images/20080223_BagDogFoodSign.jpg

Wow,talk about a doggy bag.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 12:21 pm

http://media-content.flixya.com.s3.amazonaws.com/files/xnepali11933.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1TKE66PETJJHG8051M02&Expires=2114011277&Signature=dqhp2l6z91VU9%2Bnn1y6arf5Or8w%3D

Howard, don't try this..not the right way to meet a lady.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/11/09 at 2:39 pm


http://media-content.flixya.com.s3.amazonaws.com/files/xnepali11933.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=1TKE66PETJJHG8051M02&Expires=2114011277&Signature=dqhp2l6z91VU9%2Bnn1y6arf5Or8w%3D

Howard, don't try this..not the right way to meet a lady.  ;)


Unless it's an unisex bathroom for both. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 2:43 pm


Unless it's an unisex bathroom for both. ;D

I haven't seen one yet. I guess N.Y. is diferent.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/11/09 at 2:44 pm


I haven't seen one yet. I guess N.Y. is diferent.


Yeah,it can be either a man's or woman's bathroom stall.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 2:54 pm


Yeah,it can be either a man's or woman's bathroom stall.

I think I'll stick with "my team's" stall

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/11/09 at 3:47 pm


I think I'll stick with "my team's" stall


Ok then you can read the sign:

http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attachments/humor-comedy/15831d1232700572-stupid-signs-make-you-laugh-funny-sign-boards-xnepali-13-.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/11/09 at 5:05 pm


Ok then you can read the sign:

http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attachments/humor-comedy/15831d1232700572-stupid-signs-make-you-laugh-funny-sign-boards-xnepali-13-.jpg

What about throwing?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/12/09 at 12:53 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E9HuVmghdUQ/RorOftmxMjI/AAAAAAAAAik/qrEyw6zc-2c/s400/chinglish.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/12/09 at 2:06 am

http://www.astraybuffet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/total-population.jpg
I like this one.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/12/09 at 6:50 am


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_E9HuVmghdUQ/RorOftmxMjI/AAAAAAAAAik/qrEyw6zc-2c/s400/chinglish.jpg


Soup Opera,Do they sing for their soup?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/12/09 at 6:53 am

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/439201307_786b20a854.jpg

This sign is not about an iceboy.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/12/09 at 12:22 pm

Not an ice boy, and not a nice boy

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/12/09 at 2:12 pm

I don't like what that picture's doing. :o

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/12/09 at 3:14 pm

http://robertstevenson.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny_road_signs_011.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/13/09 at 12:45 am

http://ifs88.imagefly.info/i/a3/Chinglish%20-%20Pregnant.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/13/09 at 6:32 am


http://robertstevenson.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny_road_signs_011.jpg


Well,duh they have to be on a leash. ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/13/09 at 6:34 am


http://ifs88.imagefly.info/i/a3/Chinglish%20-%20Pregnant.jpg


There are no pregnant women over 70 and if I wanted to go to a disabled people lounge I'd head to a Friday Night Adult Program.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/13/09 at 6:35 am

http://spinwell.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/imagefly.jpg

This one is for Frank.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/13/09 at 12:19 pm


http://spinwell.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/imagefly.jpg

This one is for Frank.  ;D

Thanks Howard

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/13/09 at 12:31 pm

http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c011570595c41970b-800wi
:o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/13/09 at 2:45 pm


http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c011570595c41970b-800wi
:o



I hope they meant in the toilet bowl...  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/13/09 at 3:37 pm

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/chinglish3DM3011_468x900.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/14/09 at 12:01 am

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z61/Prohest/yeah_kit.gif

Rule 34 invoked on Knight Rider?  Yep, it exists.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/14/09 at 1:08 am

http://onemanbandwidth.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/gourmet.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/14/09 at 6:40 am


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/chinglish3DM3011_468x900.jpg


I've never heard of strange juice. ??? :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/14/09 at 2:40 pm


I've never heard of strange juice. ??? :o

I wonder what's in it?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/14/09 at 3:06 pm


I wonder what's in it?


strange.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/14/09 at 3:34 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/11/step-to-the-moon.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/14/09 at 5:58 pm


geez Howard- did you really need to post that?  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 12:09 am

http://blog.jeezoh.com/wp-content/images/ticketoffice.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 6:39 am


geez Howard- did you really need to post that?  ::)


Was it the burning boob?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 6:41 am


http://blog.jeezoh.com/wp-content/images/ticketoffice.jpg



Who doesn't want to go the booing office? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/15/09 at 10:28 am


Was it the burning boob?  ;D


what do you think?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/15/09 at 10:30 am



Who doesn't want to go the booing office? ;D


its a booing office Howard not a boobing office  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Bobo on 08/15/09 at 10:31 am


its a booing office Howard not a boobing office  ;)

Or for that matter a boboing office.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/15/09 at 10:37 am


Or for that matter a boboing office.


that's an office we all could use  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Bobo on 08/15/09 at 10:45 am


that's an office we all could use  ;)

Nah, there is such a thing as too much of me. :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 12:20 pm


Nah, there is such a thing as too much of me. :D

Never too much of bobo, unless of course you want to calculate the permutations or combinations.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/15/09 at 12:40 pm


Never too much of bobo, unless of course you want to calculate the permutations or combinations.


and prime...don't forget prime... now that is wrong!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 1:00 pm

http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chinglish-sign.JPG

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Bobo on 08/15/09 at 1:07 pm


and prime...don't forget prime... now that is wrong!

There is nothing wrong with prime! Speaking of which, this is a prime-numbered reply!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 1:46 pm


There is nothing wrong with prime! Speaking of which, this is a prime-numbered reply!

now prime +1

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 2:16 pm


what do you think?


Yes I believe so. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 2:18 pm


its a booing office Howard not a boobing office  ;)


Which room is the boobing office? ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 2:19 pm


http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chinglish-sign.JPG


It could really be saved?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 3:03 pm


It could really be saved?

Basically, don't step on the grass

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 3:10 pm


Basically, don't step on the grass


Where else would you walk?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 3:15 pm


Where else would you walk?  ???

sidewalk?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 3:19 pm


sidewalk?


Yeah that's true.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Bobo on 08/15/09 at 3:19 pm


Basically, don't step on the grass

Ni croeswch y lawnt!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 3:21 pm

http://shanelyang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/defaced-stop-sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 3:21 pm


http://shanelyang.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/defaced-stop-sign.jpg

Anthony Perkins wrote that?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 3:22 pm


Anthony Perkins wrote that?


Was he the one that defaced it?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 5:16 pm


Was he the one that defaced it?

Did you ever see the film " Psycho"?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 5:17 pm

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/cheez_doing_it_wrong.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/15/09 at 5:43 pm


Did you ever see the film " Psycho"?


he wasn't avoiding his mother in that film....if anything he was a little too  close to her...if you know what I mean  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 6:18 pm


he wasn't avoiding his mother in that film....if anything he was a little too  close to her...if you know what I mean  ;)

You got that.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/15/09 at 6:19 pm


Did you ever see the film " Psycho"?


Yes I did.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/15/09 at 6:26 pm

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/funny-pics/thai-chinese-cuisine.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/16/09 at 6:40 am

http://www.innocentenglish.com/img2/gobacktowardsyourbehind.jpg

So is that how guys pee?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/16/09 at 6:40 am


http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/funny-pics/thai-chinese-cuisine.jpg


I guarantee no one eats there.  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/16/09 at 4:49 pm


I guarantee no one eats there.  :P

or, those who eat there don't understand the literal translation of the sign.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/16/09 at 10:16 pm


or, those who eat there don't understand the literal translation of the sign.


Someone has the first name poo?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/16/09 at 11:28 pm

http://bloggery.wlu.edu/chinablog/tn_chinglish5.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/17/09 at 5:44 am


http://bloggery.wlu.edu/chinablog/tn_chinglish5.jpg


A Cabaret Dept? Do they dance too? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/17/09 at 10:21 am

http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/20.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/17/09 at 5:49 pm


http://www.wackyarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/20.jpg


I think this one's obvious.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/17/09 at 9:06 pm


I think this one's obvious.  ;D

But funny

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/18/09 at 12:17 am

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/y/youre_doing_it_wrong-12940.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/18/09 at 6:49 am


http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/y/youre_doing_it_wrong-12940.jpg


He must've passed some gas. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/18/09 at 6:51 am

http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/doing_it_wrong_skaters.jpg


He's doing it wrong too.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/18/09 at 9:53 am

http://www.8asians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/6a00d8341c630a53ef00e552b8d1358834-800wi.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/18/09 at 3:01 pm


http://www.8asians.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/6a00d8341c630a53ef00e552b8d1358834-800wi.jpg


I've never heard of Heart Cerebral Disease before. ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/19/09 at 12:07 am

http://allfunny-stuff.com/pics/Do-you-speak-chinglish/chinglish-10.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/19/09 at 5:51 am


http://allfunny-stuff.com/pics/Do-you-speak-chinglish/chinglish-10.jpg



Should you let the child drown too? ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/19/09 at 10:44 am



Should you let the child drown too? ::)

Hmm, would not be a good thing...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/19/09 at 6:04 pm


Hmm, would not be a good thing...



dumb sign. ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/19/09 at 8:03 pm



dumb sign. ::)

They are all dumb Howard, that's why they are here, right! :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 08/19/09 at 8:54 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3IjRgoGWUBo/SmNF77LukQI/AAAAAAAAAWo/WBlUdmOa5m4/s400/a-dirty-mind.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/19/09 at 10:29 pm


A Dirty Mind


Fine.  First the lamp, then the ketchup, y'all forced me to break out the heavy artillery of wrong.

http://www.eatliver.com/img/2007/2450.jpg

Attention moderators, pay no attention to me, just tap-dancin' on the land mine here, but they started it!  *Waaaah!*

(I actually saw one of these cameras in the wild once.  Of the four of us in our group, three of us burst out in hysterical laughter with no more direction than a finger pointed at the camera, and the fourth was completely innocent and had no idea what we were laughing about.  We explained it, and the fourth still didn't quite get it.  We eventually fixed that...)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/20/09 at 6:50 am


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3IjRgoGWUBo/SmNF77LukQI/AAAAAAAAAWo/WBlUdmOa5m4/s400/a-dirty-mind.jpg


What's the ketchup doing to the frankfurter?  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/20/09 at 10:36 am

http://file.shanghaidaily.com/blog/editor//sign2.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/20/09 at 10:37 am

http://blog.emilyminor.com/uploaded_images/subwaychinglish-761492.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/20/09 at 3:29 pm


http://file.shanghaidaily.com/blog/editor//sign2.jpg


I'm sure they don't have a dress code.  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/20/09 at 4:20 pm


I'm sure they don't have a dress code.  ::)


Be sloppily English
Excuse me for not eating there

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/21/09 at 2:10 am

http://bloggery.wlu.edu/chinablog/tn_chinglish1.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/21/09 at 5:47 am


http://bloggery.wlu.edu/chinablog/tn_chinglish1.jpg



I wouldn't want a blind man giving me a massage,no siree bob. :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/21/09 at 12:23 pm



I wouldn't want a blind man giving me a massage,no siree bob. :o

Me neither

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/21/09 at 12:30 pm


Me neither



I don't know why not. You really don't need to see to give a massage. When I get a massage, it is in extremely  dim lighting.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/21/09 at 3:09 pm



I don't know why not. You really don't need to see to give a massage. When I get a massage, it is in extremely  dim lighting.

Cat

For myself, just having a MALE giving me a massage is already uncomfortable. That's just me. I've had a negative experience with a male doctor before.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/21/09 at 3:53 pm


For myself, just having a MALE giving me a massage is already uncomfortable. That's just me. I've had a negative experience with a male doctor before.


Gotcha.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/21/09 at 6:24 pm


For myself, just having a MALE giving me a massage is already uncomfortable. That's just me. I've had a negative experience with a male doctor before.


That's why I want a female massager for me and I'd like it to be a Chinese woman. ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/21/09 at 7:15 pm


That's why I want a female massager for me and I'd like it to be a Chinese woman. ;)

Why Chinese?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/21/09 at 7:16 pm

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00212/Silly_Signs_Warning_212394a.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/22/09 at 2:47 am


For myself, just having a MALE giving me a massage is already uncomfortable. That's just me. I've had a negative experience with a male doctor before.


you've seen that ep of seinfeld I take it??  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/22/09 at 6:50 am


Why Chinese?



They're good with massaging plus they use body oil. ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/22/09 at 6:52 am


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00212/Silly_Signs_Warning_212394a.jpg


Now that's stupid.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/22/09 at 6:53 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cecbxkDCxIw/SAEg7CD0zrI/AAAAAAAAAKE/0OfGlamLDas/S1600-R/1118807_a751d65ba5.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/22/09 at 10:15 am



They're good with massaging plus they use body oil. ;)


so does anyone else who studied to be a masseuse

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 08/22/09 at 10:44 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0qVC9OBRHOQ/SCTUf5DSs9I/AAAAAAAAAS8/s66KDRcXl14/s320/family-guy-got-milf-posters.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/22/09 at 11:15 am


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cecbxkDCxIw/SAEg7CD0zrI/AAAAAAAAAKE/0OfGlamLDas/S1600-R/1118807_a751d65ba5.jpg



Take the money out of their estate.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/22/09 at 1:02 pm


Take the money out of their estate.


what estate? anyone that stupid probably doesn't have one.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: anabel on 08/22/09 at 2:15 pm

http://i644.photobucket.com/albums/uu163/anabel2009/NFLExp25.jpg?t=1250968487

When we went to the NFL Experience the day before the Super Bowl, Matthew was kind of excited to see a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader...when he saw THIS one, he was a bit shocked!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/22/09 at 3:35 pm


Take the money out of their estate.


or the funeral.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/22/09 at 3:36 pm


so does anyone else who studied to be a masseuse


nobody that I know of.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/22/09 at 4:09 pm


nobody that I know of.


No Howard-

every person who trains to be a masseuse takes classes to learn how to massage properly and they usually use oils. 

I have two friends who have their massage certificates, neither of them is chinese but they both are very good.  (or so I hear I hate massages)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/22/09 at 5:06 pm


No Howard-

every person who trains to be a masseuse takes classes to learn how to massage properly and they usually use oils. 

I have two friends who have their massage certificates, neither of them is chinese but they both are very good.  (or so I hear I hate massages)



My sister also hate massages and I just don't understand that concept. There was a time when I was getting one once a month. I really need to call to set up an appointment because it has been several months since I had one. This guy is GREAT and he make house calls, too.  :)



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/22/09 at 5:07 pm



My sister also hate massages and I just don't understand that concept. There was a time when I was getting one once a month. I really need to call to set up an appointment because it has been several months since I had one. This guy is GREAT and he make house calls, too.  :)



Cat


its me I just really hate people touching me....

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/22/09 at 5:11 pm


its me I just really hate people touching me....

We have something in common there.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/22/09 at 5:22 pm

This is something we saw up in Burlington several weeks ago. Don't ask me what it is because I haven't the faintest idea.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3541/3801627262_3de4bddc6d.jpg


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2459/3800807477_1f3cfc36c1.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/22/09 at 5:22 pm


We have something in common there.


oh no... sound the alarms! the world is plummeting to hell!  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/22/09 at 5:24 pm


oh no... sound the alarms! the world is plummeting to hell!  :D

so...almost as low as gibbo's standards then?  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/22/09 at 5:25 pm


This is something we saw up in Burlington several weeks ago. Don't ask me what it is because I haven't the faintest idea.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3541/3801627262_3de4bddc6d.jpg


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2459/3800807477_1f3cfc36c1.jpg



Cat


it certainly is......whatever it is... its definitely one of those..... unmistakeably  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/22/09 at 5:25 pm


so...almost as low as gibbo's standards then?  :D


oh no...nothing else is ever quite that low....close but not so close we can't see the dividing line.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/22/09 at 5:30 pm


oh no...nothing else is ever quite that low....close but not so close we can't see the dividing line.  ;)

just like the fine line between genius and insanity.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/22/09 at 5:31 pm


just like the fine line between genius and insanity.


Why I am a genius...thanks for noticing!    8)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/22/09 at 5:42 pm


Why I am a genius...thanks for noticing!    8)

so then gibbo is...ummm

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/22/09 at 5:43 pm


so then gibbo is...ummm


exactly!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/23/09 at 6:41 am


This is something we saw up in Burlington several weeks ago. Don't ask me what it is because I haven't the faintest idea.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3541/3801627262_3de4bddc6d.jpg


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2459/3800807477_1f3cfc36c1.jpg



Cat


he reminds me of a muppet on Sesame Street. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/23/09 at 6:12 pm


he reminds me of a muppet on Sesame Street. ;D

He looks like one of the Banana splits

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/23/09 at 9:48 pm


He looks like one of the Banana splits



Maybe he is.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/23/09 at 11:48 pm

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/368938914_5e1c87ca85_m.jpg
Odd items.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/24/09 at 5:51 am


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/368938914_5e1c87ca85_m.jpg
Odd items.



I'll take the fried with mustard plant.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/24/09 at 1:32 pm



I'll take the fried with mustard plant.

It only comes withe a side dish of Forest Frog's ovidcut braises Sydney. That will be $10000 Yen

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: haleym8826 on 08/24/09 at 2:18 pm

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/vgc303/1.jpg

Well i guess it would be kinda hard to miss the toilet. I'd just be afraid to fall in.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/24/09 at 4:29 pm


http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/vgc303/1.jpg

Well i guess it would be kinda hard to miss the toilet. I'd just be afraid to fall in.

Does it's mouth close and open like in those funny mini-golf courses?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/24/09 at 5:43 pm


It only comes withe a side dish of Forest Frog's ovidcut braises Sydney. That will be $10000 Yen


What's an ovidcut?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/24/09 at 5:44 pm


http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/vgc303/1.jpg

Well i guess it would be kinda hard to miss the toilet. I'd just be afraid to fall in.


or what happens if you have to make a #2?  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/24/09 at 5:52 pm


or what happens if you have to make a #2?  :o

I guess someone has t floss those teeth afterwards.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/24/09 at 5:54 pm


I guess someone has t floss those teeth afterwards.


ew,that wouldn't be good.  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/24/09 at 6:08 pm

How do you flush? Is it that little red dot about his eyes?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/24/09 at 6:21 pm


How do you flush? Is it that little red dot about his eyes?


I wouldn't touch that button.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/24/09 at 6:26 pm


I wouldn't touch that button.

The button isn't the bad part in all of this.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/25/09 at 6:59 am

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/13/wrong-starwars-cake.jpg

Wow,I never knew Star Wars had a hot love scene?  :o

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/25/09 at 10:56 am


http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/13/wrong-starwars-cake.jpg

Wow,I never knew Star Wars had a hot love scene?  :o

;D



Luke & Leia are brother & sister. You know what they say, incest is best, keep it in the family-relatively speaking, of course.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/25/09 at 12:35 pm



Luke & Leia are brother & sister. You know what they say, incest is best, keep it in the family-relatively speaking, of course.

Cat

:o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/25/09 at 12:39 pm


http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/13/wrong-starwars-cake.jpg

Wow,I never knew Star Wars had a hot love scene?  :o

;D



um....in this universe we call that incest howard. there is nothing hot about it  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: haleym8826 on 08/25/09 at 12:41 pm



um....in this universe we call that incest howard. there is nothing hot about it  ::)


yes and the way it looks on the cake just makes it look that much more disgusting.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/25/09 at 1:00 pm

Let's change things a bit

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200905/r367829_1705129.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: haleym8826 on 08/25/09 at 1:03 pm

ahhhh. It confounds me and my brain

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/25/09 at 1:11 pm


Let's change things a bit

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200905/r367829_1705129.jpg



As Rizzo calls it, the Vee-Hickle.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/25/09 at 2:27 pm


yes and the way it looks on the cake just makes it look that much more disgusting.


I wouldn't want a piece of cake now. :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/25/09 at 2:28 pm

I don't understand Number 2. ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/25/09 at 4:01 pm



As Rizzo calls it, the Vee-Hickle.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat


A hickey from Kinnicky is like a Hallmark card

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/25/09 at 4:02 pm


I don't understand Number 2. ::)



If you try to exit the vehicle while its moving or you might fall

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/25/09 at 4:09 pm



If you try to exit the vehicle while its moving or you might fall



Knowing Howard, I though he was referring to something else that is frequently called "Number 2".



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/25/09 at 4:13 pm



Knowing Howard, I though he was referring to something else that is frequently called "Number 2".



Cat


Oh poop.  :(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/25/09 at 5:18 pm

http://shanghaiscrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/dsc03633.JPG

Wonder what they mean?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: haleym8826 on 08/25/09 at 7:03 pm

I would rather not find out

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/25/09 at 7:17 pm


I would rather not find out

I hear ya

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/26/09 at 12:23 am


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0qVC9OBRHOQ/SCTUf5DSs9I/AAAAAAAAAS8/s66KDRcXl14/s320/family-guy-got-milf-posters.jpg


You're Doing It Wrong.  (If Lois is wrong, I don't wanna be right.  Meg, on the other hand... well, google Rule 34 Meg, and why don't you have a seat right over there...)


http://www.geekologie.com/2008/03/13/wrong-starwars-cake.jpg


Oh, I could take the high road...

http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-denial.jpg

...but where's the sense in that?  No, for this, I think I have to go all out.  I have to take the low road.  Partially-not-safe-for-work.  Definitely not-safe-for-sanity.  But it is delicious caek.  You must eat it.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/26/09 at 1:02 am

http://www.foundsheesh.com/pictures/signs/aloma-care-01.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/26/09 at 5:18 am



Knowing Howard, I though he was referring to something else that is frequently called "Number 2".



Cat



No I wasn't. ::)  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/26/09 at 5:19 am


http://shanghaiscrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/dsc03633.JPG

Wonder what they mean?



or they could've meant pickles with human dishes?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/26/09 at 12:33 pm



or they could've meant pickles with human dishes?

maybe...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/26/09 at 6:30 pm

http://www.hahakiri.com/wp-content/uploads/_DoingItWrong.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/26/09 at 6:31 pm

Wow,running on your hands,that must be cool. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/27/09 at 12:14 pm


Wow,running on your hands,that must be cool. ;D

Maybe he's doing it right, and the other 2 are wrong?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/27/09 at 2:39 pm


Maybe he's doing it right, and the other 2 are wrong?


Is he supposed to win the race that way?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/27/09 at 2:40 pm

http://12.media.tumblr.com/v6GbjDTjXoadei4rW3fwnY39o1_400.jpg


No one said that Barney had a monster unleashed.^ ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/27/09 at 3:08 pm

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1142/702530122_a26095c128.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/28/09 at 5:59 am


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1142/702530122_a26095c128.jpg





Which waiting lounge should I sit in?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/28/09 at 12:24 pm



Which waiting lounge should I sit in?  ;D

Depends if you are soft or hard  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: haleym8826 on 08/28/09 at 2:37 pm


http://www.hahakiri.com/wp-content/uploads/_DoingItWrong.jpg



It looks like the guy in red is wearing ruby slippers because of the way he is jumping.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/28/09 at 6:27 pm

http://www.blogherald.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/chinglish11.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/28/09 at 6:48 pm


Depends if you are soft or hard  :o


I'm soft,physically speaking. ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/28/09 at 6:49 pm


http://www.blogherald.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/chinglish11.jpg


join what? The Rubbish Club?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/28/09 at 11:58 pm

http://pocketcultures.com/topicsoftheworld/files/2008/07/carry-your-thing.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/29/09 at 6:37 am


http://pocketcultures.com/topicsoftheworld/files/2008/07/carry-your-thing.jpg




what "thing" are they referring to?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/29/09 at 9:44 am


join what? The Rubbish Club?  ???


probably the green team... I'm guessing its an anti-litter bug sign.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/29/09 at 9:45 am


what "thing" are they referring to?  ???

that thing you brought in the cab with you like your purse, or backpack or computer or shopping bag

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: haleym8826 on 08/29/09 at 9:52 am

perhaps they should make 'thing' plural

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/29/09 at 9:55 am


perhaps they should make 'thing' plural


they should but I'm guessing, since its a literal translation, maybe there isn't a plural form of the word things in Chinese... at least there doesn't seem to be a way to write the plurals- I don't know I don't read chinese but its a regular enough occurrence that I might be right.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: haleym8826 on 08/29/09 at 9:56 am

yes you most likely are. It would be so much easier if we all just spoke the same language.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/29/09 at 10:15 am


yes you most likely are. It would be so much easier if we all just spoke the same language.


but then there'd be no funny signs to laugh at... .plus my mother and I couldn't talk about people in the mall like we do now.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/29/09 at 12:01 pm


http://pocketcultures.com/topicsoftheworld/files/2008/07/carry-your-thing.jpg





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcj16EGYYrs&feature=related



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/29/09 at 12:29 pm


they should but I'm guessing, since its a literal translation, maybe there isn't a plural form of the word things in Chinese... at least there doesn't seem to be a way to write the plurals- I don't know I don't read chinese but its a regular enough occurrence that I might be right.  ;)

I will ask my wife for the exact meaning of "thing"

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/29/09 at 12:29 pm


I will ask my wife for the exact meaning of "thing"


thanks.  or is it thank  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/29/09 at 12:40 pm


thanks.  or is it thank  ;)

hoolay, it is thanks you velly mudge

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/29/09 at 1:58 pm


hoolay, it is thanks you velly mudge


that's so wrong  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/29/09 at 3:35 pm


that thing you brought in the cab with you like your purse, or backpack or computer or shopping bag


But "thing" could mean anything.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/29/09 at 4:05 pm


http://shanghaiscrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/dsc03633.JPG

Wonder what they mean?

This means was supposed to be "Dishes with Hunan Pickles" Hunan is a type of Chinese cooking . Wife laughed a lot at that one.


http://pocketcultures.com/topicsoftheworld/files/2008/07/carry-your-thing.jpg



I asked wife:  This one means "Don't forget your belongings"

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/29/09 at 4:07 pm


This means was supposed to be "Dishes with Hunan Pickles" Hunan is a type of Chinese cooking . Wife laughed a lot at that one.
I asked wife:  This one means "Don't forget your belongings"



So it was a typo?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/29/09 at 5:14 pm


This means was supposed to be "Dishes with Hunan Pickles" Hunan is a type of Chinese cooking . Wife laughed a lot at that one.
I asked wife:  This one means "Don't forget your belongings"



which is what I implied (the second one) in the first place!!!  ;D 

so what's the answer is it that the people doing the translation don't have a command of the rules of english?  I wish I read chinese- it seems like a lucrative job- sign translation...but to be honest I would translate them the same way because its more fun!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/29/09 at 5:29 pm


which is what I implied (the second one) in the first place!!!  ;D 

so what's the answer is it that the people doing the translation don't have a command of the rules of english?  I wish I read chinese- it seems like a lucrative job- sign translation...but to be honest I would translate them the same way because its more fun!

Wife & I have been thinking about that for years, go to China as a team and be proof readers. Could be a lucrative job.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/29/09 at 5:31 pm


Wife & I have been thinking about that for years, go to China as a team and be proof readers. Could be a lucrative job.


its not a bad plan! plus think of all the good food!  :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/29/09 at 5:40 pm


its not a bad plan! plus think of all the good food!  :)

like Dishes with Human Hunan pickles

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/29/09 at 5:56 pm


like Dishes with Human Hunan pickles


you know it!!!  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/29/09 at 11:55 pm

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff128/lajimi/choking.jpg

Hey, it's still Caturday on the West Coast.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/29/09 at 11:56 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbiblGBV8nQ/SldRDSgufXI/AAAAAAAADkY/V9UtFmYO0QA/s320/genitl-eman-bad-english-chinglish-beijing-olympics2008a.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/30/09 at 6:42 am


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbiblGBV8nQ/SldRDSgufXI/AAAAAAAADkY/V9UtFmYO0QA/s320/genitl-eman-bad-english-chinglish-beijing-olympics2008a.jpg



What's an Emen?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 08/30/09 at 6:11 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KxT3bZCpsqw/SIr9HuEOWqI/AAAAAAAABDI/I0RtDCwi-XI/s400/weird_ronald.jpg
I guess he didn't sell enough Big Macs. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/30/09 at 6:11 pm


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KxT3bZCpsqw/SIr9HuEOWqI/AAAAAAAABDI/I0RtDCwi-XI/s400/weird_ronald.jpg
I guess he didn't sell enough Big Macs. ;D


oh I thought that was a pic of Howard working on Halloween!  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/30/09 at 6:20 pm


oh I thought that was a pic of Howard working on Halloween!  :D



ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/30/09 at 8:01 pm


oh I thought that was a pic of Howard working on Halloween!  :D

;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/31/09 at 12:13 am

I posted this in LTE and it kinda fits here, but it's just so weird and hilarious.

http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/07/27/231477/demotivational-poster-5-600x400.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/31/09 at 5:38 am


oh I thought that was a pic of Howard working on Halloween!  :D



I wouldn't go dressed as Ronald McDonald. ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/31/09 at 5:39 am


I posted this in LTE and it kinda fits here, but it's just so weird and hilarious.

http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/07/27/231477/demotivational-poster-5-600x400.jpg





Looks like a dangerous pillow fight. :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 08/31/09 at 8:00 am

That's so disturbing. Lol !

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/31/09 at 12:46 pm


That's so disturbing. Lol !

But funny!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 08/31/09 at 12:51 pm


But funny!


I know does it frighten anyone that I rather enjoyed that pic?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/31/09 at 1:20 pm


I know does it frighten anyone that I rather enjoyed that pic?

I was gonna say the same thing. I might put it as a wallpaper on my computer, but wife would protest.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/31/09 at 5:50 pm

http://7.media.tumblr.com/oiDr2M4CYpxev4ygwhB47YdQo1_400.jpg

Is this wrong?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/31/09 at 5:53 pm


http://7.media.tumblr.com/oiDr2M4CYpxev4ygwhB47YdQo1_400.jpg

Is this wrong?

I've never been to BrooklynFare whatever, but it looks OK to me. Just decribing their coffee sizes.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/31/09 at 5:56 pm


I've never been to BrooklynFare whatever, but it looks OK to me. Just decrisbing their coffee sizes.



It's just wrong to call a medium a grande when a grande is tall and a medium is small.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/31/09 at 5:59 pm



It's just wrong to call a medium a grande when a grande is tall and a medium is small.

But Howard, it says "It's a medium, NOT A grande" So it's not calling this "medium" a "grande"

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 08/31/09 at 6:00 pm


But Howard, it says "It's a medium, NOT A grande" So it's not calling this "medium" a "grande"




That's why I don't understand Starbucks and their stupid names for the coffees.  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 08/31/09 at 11:55 pm



That's why I don't understand Starbucks and their stupid names for the coffees.  ::)

I never go to Starbucks nor do I drink much coffee, so I don't know what kind of devious confusing methods they use for their coffee names.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/01/09 at 12:00 am


I only drink hot chocolate and I refuse to conform to their sizing standards.... I always just tell them to give me the really big one!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/01/09 at 12:14 am


I only drink hot chocolate and I refuse to conform to their sizing standards.... I always just tell them to give me the really big one!

Good for you, maybe Howard should do that since he's apparently confused by the sizes/names.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/01/09 at 12:31 am

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/2676563791_7ed5e9aa9e.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/01/09 at 12:54 am



mmmmm crickets!!!!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/01/09 at 6:35 am


I only drink hot chocolate and I refuse to conform to their sizing standards.... I always just tell them to give me the really big one!


So you've never drank coffee?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/01/09 at 6:36 am


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3129/2676563791_7ed5e9aa9e.jpg


That sounds yummy.  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/01/09 at 6:39 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ybf24swF74E/RwEvbuol_iI/AAAAAAAAAjY/CYC3tACkdWo/s400/j010.jpg

Aw c'mon,No thongs?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/01/09 at 10:00 am



mmmmm crickets!!!!



I believe they are also kosher.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/01/09 at 10:43 am


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ybf24swF74E/RwEvbuol_iI/AAAAAAAAAjY/CYC3tACkdWo/s400/j010.jpg

Aw c'mon,No thongs?  ;D

on feet, or under feet?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/01/09 at 2:35 pm


on feet, or under feet?


I'm guessing they mean under feet.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/01/09 at 6:08 pm


So you've never drank coffee?  ???


I have... that's how I found out that I can't stand the taste of it.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 09/01/09 at 7:39 pm

I can't start a day without coffe.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: wildcard on 09/01/09 at 11:43 pm

I hate coffee

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/02/09 at 5:49 am


I can't start a day without coffe.



me neither.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/02/09 at 5:50 am

http://www.sethwhite.org/images/mcmurdo/mcmurdo%20art/carpenter%20shop%20sawbucks%20coffee%202.jpg

So is that what it tastes like? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/02/09 at 11:12 am


http://www.sethwhite.org/images/mcmurdo/mcmurdo%20art/carpenter%20shop%20sawbucks%20coffee%202.jpg

So is that what it tastes like? ;D

Better than Starbucks maybe?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/02/09 at 11:38 am

http://www.bwog.net/tags/uploads/Chinglish.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/02/09 at 11:41 am


I have... that's how I found out that I can't stand the taste of it.




I hate coffee



I'm glad I am not the only one. I thought I was the only one in the world who didn't drink coffee. The smell makes me sick to my stomach.  8-P 8-P 8-P




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/02/09 at 4:09 pm




I'm glad I am not the only one. I thought I was the only one in the world who didn't drink coffee. The smell makes me sick to my stomach.  8-P 8-P 8-P




Cat


tell me about it.  because I like hot chocolate people seem to think I should like mocha.... um NO... I want to taste the chocolate not the coffee!! Duh.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: wildcard on 09/02/09 at 5:09 pm

I drank coffee once and home and didn't like it.  On vacation once I asked for a milkshake and it had coffee beans in it  :P up

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/02/09 at 5:50 pm


tell me about it.  because I like hot chocolate people seem to think I should like mocha.... um NO... I want to taste the chocolate not the coffee!! Duh.


Then you can have chocolate flavored coffee.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/02/09 at 5:51 pm


http://www.bwog.net/tags/uploads/Chinglish.jpg


famous what?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/03/09 at 12:47 am


famous what?  ???

Exactly.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/03/09 at 2:03 am

http://www.iesglobal.com/blog/ttc/2009July/day7/chinglish.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/03/09 at 2:05 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/11/step-to-the-moon.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/03/09 at 7:03 am


http://www.iesglobal.com/blog/ttc/2009July/day7/chinglish.jpg


So,the non-motor vehicles would include bikes? ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/03/09 at 1:45 pm


So,the non-motor vehicles would include bikes? ???

I guess you can park your bike beside the Jumbo Jets.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/03/09 at 2:15 pm


I guess you can park your bike beside the Jumbo Jets.


Jumbo Jets?  :o

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/03/09 at 2:55 pm

http://www.beijingolympicsfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/genitl-eman-bad-english-chinglish-beijing-olympics2008a.jpg

:o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/03/09 at 3:02 pm

http://www.freewebs.com/siaolili/sign1.JPG

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/03/09 at 3:07 pm


http://www.freewebs.com/siaolili/sign1.JPG

I'm inrolling.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/03/09 at 3:08 pm


I'm inrolling.


Maybe she teaches the backstroke.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/03/09 at 5:19 pm


http://www.beijingolympicsfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/genitl-eman-bad-english-chinglish-beijing-olympics2008a.jpg

:o

After reading this again, the words are kinda , gross.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/03/09 at 11:49 pm

http://www.asianet.fi/asianet/english/databases/material_bank/6_pictures/China%20Pictures/Chinglish%209.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/04/09 at 5:49 am


After reading this again, the words are kinda , gross.



I had to read it carefully to actually understand it.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/04/09 at 5:50 am


http://www.asianet.fi/asianet/english/databases/material_bank/6_pictures/China%20Pictures/Chinglish%209.jpg




cause you never know,you might fall.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 09/04/09 at 9:55 am


Then you can have chocolate flavored coffee.


why spoil a good thing?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 09/04/09 at 9:56 am


http://www.iesglobal.com/blog/ttc/2009July/day7/chinglish.jpg


In California we drove past some housing next to a small airport.  Each house had a garage for a small plane

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/04/09 at 12:24 pm


http://www.asianet.fi/asianet/english/databases/material_bank/6_pictures/China%20Pictures/Chinglish%209.jpg



Tha actual meaning is  'Don't go over the fence" in the background.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/04/09 at 6:48 pm


Tha actual meaning is  'Don't go over the fence" in the background.


There might be hungry alligators.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/05/09 at 12:34 am


There might be hungry alligators.

Nothing to do with alligators, just telling you not to hop the fence.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/05/09 at 6:44 am


Nothing to do with alligators, just telling you not to hop the fence.


But what is behind the fence?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/05/09 at 11:15 am

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200905/r367829_1705129.jpg

Poor grammar once again.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/05/09 at 2:51 pm


http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200905/r367829_1705129.jpg

Poor grammar once again.


#2 seems to make some sense.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/05/09 at 5:21 pm


#2 seems to make some sense.  ;D

They all are fun to read

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/06/09 at 6:59 am

http://www.dumb-signs.com/wp-content/images/sign128.bmp

Whoa,I bet no one would go in there,kind of tricky.  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/06/09 at 10:59 am


http://www.dumb-signs.com/wp-content/images/sign128.bmp

Whoa,I bet no one would go in there,kind of tricky.  :o


its mega flicks.... someone photoshopped the spacing between the L and the I to make it look like a U

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/06/09 at 4:27 pm

looks like bad word...very naughty.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/07/09 at 5:24 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RnN7T2DQJqw/SPncJa-t5II/AAAAAAAAAEw/mvSPoI4pXQw/s400/dumb_sign.jpg


Now how dumb is that?  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: haleym8826 on 09/07/09 at 10:59 am


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RnN7T2DQJqw/SPncJa-t5II/AAAAAAAAAEw/mvSPoI4pXQw/s400/dumb_sign.jpg


Now how dumb is that?  ::) ;D



But I was under the impression that the rain made everything dry.  ;) :D ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/07/09 at 1:08 pm



But I was under the impression that the rain made everything dry.  ;) :D ;D

Well, there's dry rain, and wet rain  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/07/09 at 2:38 pm


Well, there's dry rain, and wet rain  :D



Is that anything like a dry martini?




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/07/09 at 2:43 pm

http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx224/gingersnap32/funny_signs_13_thumb.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/07/09 at 3:28 pm



Is that anything like a dry martini?




Cat

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?  (Steven Wright)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/07/09 at 4:57 pm


If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?   (Steven Wright)



I LOVE Steven Wright.


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=22739.0


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=29034.0



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/07/09 at 7:19 pm


Well, there's dry rain, and wet rain  :D


There's no such thing as dry rain. ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/07/09 at 7:20 pm


http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx224/gingersnap32/funny_signs_13_thumb.jpg



Cat


What the hell is that?  :o ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/07/09 at 8:17 pm


What the hell is that?  :o ;D


Hey, free cow!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/07/09 at 11:12 pm


http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx224/gingersnap32/funny_signs_13_thumb.jpg



Cat

Beware of falling cows. It's happened to me once actually.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/07/09 at 11:13 pm



I LOVE Steven Wright.


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=22739.0


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=29034.0



Cat

Steven Wright is one of the world's funniest men ever.
I will look at those threads.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/08/09 at 12:25 am

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/109244446_e814e2479c.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/08/09 at 6:46 am


Beware of falling cows. It's happened to me once actually.


I thought someone was cow tipping. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/08/09 at 6:46 am


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/109244446_e814e2479c.jpg



unless you're in a Pepsi commercial.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/08/09 at 6:48 am

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-06/homeless-sleeping-quiet-sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/08/09 at 11:27 am


Beware of falling cows. It's happened to me once actually.



Oh, that is a story I have to hear. Start talkin' (ok, Start typin')




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/08/09 at 3:01 pm



Oh, that is a story I have to hear. Start talkin' (ok, Start typin')

Cat

This was back in (I think) 1983. I was driving home from up north down a highway, very early in the morning. Maybe 7 or 8 AM.

As we were driving, my friend noticed (far ahead of us) something running down a hill on the side of a highway and then stop on the middle of the highway ( no one else around). She screamed and I noticed as we got closer, it was a cow, standing on the middle of the highway!  :o

We slowed down and veered around it. We noticed it was OK and it walked after that, so we kept on driving.
A weird experience.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/08/09 at 6:14 pm


This was back in (I think) 1983. I was driving home from up north down a highway, very early in the morning. Maybe 7 or 8 AM.

As we were driving, my friend noticed (far ahead of us) something running down a hill on the side of a highway and then stop on the middle of the highway ( no one else around). She screamed and I noticed as we got closer, it was a cow, standing on the middle of the highway!  :o

We slowed down and veered around it. We noticed it was OK and it walked after that, so we kept on driving.
A weird experience.


So the cow wasn't injured?  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/08/09 at 8:38 pm


So the cow wasn't injured?  :o

It did not seem so. It was walking after that.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/09/09 at 12:44 am

http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c011570595c41970b-800wi

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/09/09 at 1:15 am

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3504/3887593451_45c9dd8185_o.jpg

Only once in the history of mankind, did someone put together the concepts of "bacon" and "Hitler".  It's like Rule 34 just crossed over into real life. 

Thank you, Internet!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Jessica on 09/09/09 at 1:24 am


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3504/3887593451_45c9dd8185_o.jpg

Only once in the history of mankind, did someone put together the concepts of "bacon" and "Hitler".  It's like Rule 34 just crossed over into real life. 

Thank you, Internet!


What a waste of bacon.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Badfinger-fan on 09/09/09 at 2:09 am


What a waste of bacon.
my gut tells me that bacon did not get wasted.  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/09/09 at 6:44 am


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3504/3887593451_45c9dd8185_o.jpg

Only once in the history of mankind, did someone put together the concepts of "bacon" and "Hitler".  It's like Rule 34 just crossed over into real life. 

Thank you, Internet!


He looks more like a "meathead".  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/09/09 at 6:45 am


http://wfn.typepad.com/.a/6a0105364cdc73970c011570595c41970b-800wi


Well,you'd have to get to a toilet first,DUH! ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/09/09 at 6:47 am

http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/funny-signs-warning.jpg

and they will be fed to the lions,tigers and bears,OH MY!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/09/09 at 12:06 pm


http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/funny-signs-warning.jpg

and they will be fed to the lions,tigers and bears,OH MY!  ;D


HEy! Howard made a funny funny!!!! Karma to howard... 

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/09/09 at 2:35 pm


HEy! Howard made a funny funny!!!! Karma to howard... 


Thanks Snoz,if you had children would you sell them to the circus?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/09/09 at 4:19 pm

Good post Howard!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/09/09 at 10:44 pm


What a waste of bacon.



my gut tells me that bacon did not get wasted.  ::)


Don't google image search "bacon bra" or "bacon panties". 

Results are technically safe for work... but not safe for the imagination.  Of course, it's up to your imagination as to whether or not that bacon was wasted either.  I'd bet it wasn't.

Obligatory Wrongness that has nothing to do with bacon, but which probably also resulted in an intervention from the human resources department:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-pwned-to-do-fail.jpg

No matter how you answer, you're getting written up for it.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/10/09 at 1:01 am

http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_hainan_toilet_bernd.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/10/09 at 6:04 am


Don't google image search "bacon bra" or "bacon panties". 

Results are technically safe for work... but not safe for the imagination.  Of course, it's up to your imagination as to whether or not that bacon was wasted either.  I'd bet it wasn't.

Obligatory Wrongness that has nothing to do with bacon, but which probably also resulted in an intervention from the human resources department:

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fail-owned-pwned-to-do-fail.jpg

No matter how you answer, you're getting written up for it.



If she's good in bed,she'll be on my "to do" list. ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/10/09 at 6:05 am


http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_hainan_toilet_bernd.jpg



nemeltneg? ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/10/09 at 9:54 am


Thanks Snoz,if you had children would you sell them to the circus?  ;D


If I had children no one would be able to move... their feet would be stuck to the ground because hell would have frozen over....


and no- I wouldn't sell my kids to the circus... I'd give them away... 

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/10/09 at 9:56 am


http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_hainan_toilet_bernd.jpg


the other sign should read

SEIDAL  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/10/09 at 9:56 am



nemeltneg? ???


it's gentlemen backwards.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/10/09 at 1:18 pm


it's gentlemen backwards.


Thanks for helping Howard there.
uoy rof amraK

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/10/09 at 6:36 pm


it's gentlemen backwards.


Sorry I thought it was some sort of foreign language. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/10/09 at 8:03 pm

http://www.foxnews.com/images/276001/1_61_041107_chinglish1.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 09/10/09 at 8:40 pm


http://www.foxnews.com/images/276001/1_61_041107_chinglish1.jpg


Is the top sign anything to do with the bottom sign?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/11/09 at 1:04 am

http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chinglish-sign.JPG

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/11/09 at 6:46 am


http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/chinglish-sign.JPG


There is no way to eliminate footprints.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/11/09 at 3:52 pm


There is no way to eliminate footprints.

Walk on your hands?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/12/09 at 12:19 am

http://blog.metrolingua.com/uploaded_images/Sign02-700470.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/12/09 at 7:14 am


Walk on your hands?


Impossible!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/12/09 at 7:15 am


http://blog.metrolingua.com/uploaded_images/Sign02-700470.jpg


How is one able to go back towards their behind?  ???

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/12/09 at 3:54 pm


How is one able to go back towards their behind?  ???

;D

It might hurt as well.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/12/09 at 5:52 pm

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3104/3169338344_f50eb432a3.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/13/09 at 6:59 am

http://smartdogs.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/dumb-dog-crossing.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/13/09 at 12:12 pm


http://smartdogs.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/dumb-dog-crossing.jpg



We used to have one of those around here. He would cross the road EXTREMELY slow and when you stopped the car so he could pass, he stopped in the middle of the road, looked at you as if to say, "What's your problem?" I think he eventually died of old age. I think he was old when I moved here.


Where I used to live, there was the dog that used to wait for you to go by and then run out and try to bite your tires. He was hit once but that didn't stop him. He kept doing it.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/13/09 at 11:06 pm

http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_steliots_david.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/14/09 at 5:41 am


http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_steliots_david.jpg



is that French for Bathroom?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: whistledog on 09/14/09 at 8:43 am

http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/9403/original/PushButtonReceiveBacon.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/14/09 at 1:08 pm



is that French for Bathroom?  ???



nope.... its like the GENTLEMEN sign Howard...  TOILETS is spelled backwards  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/14/09 at 1:10 pm


http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/9403/original/PushButtonReceiveBacon.jpg


mmmmm bacon!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/14/09 at 2:50 pm


mmmmm bacon!



IT'S BACON!!!!!



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/14/09 at 3:12 pm


http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/9403/original/PushButtonReceiveBacon.jpg

Love bacon

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/14/09 at 7:15 pm


http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/9403/original/PushButtonReceiveBacon.jpg


Hey about a button for eggs? ???

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/14/09 at 7:16 pm


Love bacon


Is there a button for fresh coffee?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 09/14/09 at 7:41 pm



We used to have one of those around here. He would cross the road EXTREMELY slow and when you stopped the car so he could pass, he stopped in the middle of the road, looked at you as if to say, "What's your problem?" I think he eventually died of old age. I think he was old when I moved here.


Where I used to live, there was the dog that used to wait for you to go by and then run out and try to bite your tires. He was hit once but that didn't stop him. He kept doing it.



Cat

That's a sad story, Cat. I hope those dogs aren't dead.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/15/09 at 12:53 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8wLXOveA6xs/R-CeWjBV_3I/AAAAAAAAADA/4drSDZjMuaE/s320/chinglish4.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/15/09 at 6:58 am


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_8wLXOveA6xs/R-CeWjBV_3I/AAAAAAAAADA/4drSDZjMuaE/s320/chinglish4.jpg


What about suddenness?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/15/09 at 6:59 am

http://racked.com/uploads/2009_08_landlorddevil.jpg

You better watch out The Landlord is the Devil.  :o

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/15/09 at 3:02 pm

http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/crossword-puzzle-chinglish.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/15/09 at 3:14 pm

I wouldn't mind trying the second one.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/15/09 at 3:16 pm

http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/953000/953308_28c9_625x1000.jpg

I like this speed limit. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/15/09 at 5:40 pm


http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/953000/953308_28c9_625x1000.jpg

I like this speed limit. ;D

in Europe there are places where the speed limit is whatever you want it to be.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/16/09 at 12:36 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ISSia8AAv_w/Sf-rAFvz6gI/AAAAAAAAAos/jEo7sdTL4qo/s400/chinglish+2.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/16/09 at 2:19 am


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ISSia8AAv_w/Sf-rAFvz6gI/AAAAAAAAAos/jEo7sdTL4qo/s400/chinglish+2.jpg

Slgippy  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/16/09 at 5:51 am


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ISSia8AAv_w/Sf-rAFvz6gI/AAAAAAAAAos/jEo7sdTL4qo/s400/chinglish+2.jpg



Wow,was someone drunk when they made up that sign?  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/16/09 at 10:55 am


Slgippy  ;D

Very weird, I know

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/16/09 at 10:57 am



Wow,was someone drunk when they made up that sign?  ::)

No, just given poor instructions I think.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/16/09 at 6:44 pm

http://www.thewanderyears.net/crazy_signs_smoking_ok.jpg


This sign for all the smoking chimneys out there.  ;D^

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/16/09 at 6:44 pm


No, just given poor instructions I think.



I don't know what the hell is a sigippy?  ::)

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/17/09 at 12:07 am


http://www.thewanderyears.net/crazy_signs_smoking_ok.jpg


This sign for all the smoking chimneys out there.  ;D^

Until recently ( and maybe even now) you can still smoke in restaurants, movie theaters in Hong Kong

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/17/09 at 12:22 am

taken from the people of walmart thread

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/155.jpg

wonder if Howard will think she's hot?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/17/09 at 6:48 am


taken from the people of walmart thread

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/155.jpg

wonder if Howard will think she's hot?


Why is she wearing a low cut dress in Walmart?  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/17/09 at 6:50 am

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9065/museumofsexgg0.jpg

I wonder if anyone has ever been here before?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/17/09 at 10:48 am


Why is she wearing a low cut dress in Walmart?  ::)


she's on her way out to party and wanted to come in for some body spray....


Hey Frank...add another one to that list we created the other night in LTE  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/17/09 at 10:49 am


http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/9065/museumofsexgg0.jpg

I wonder if anyone has ever been here before?  ;D


I'm guessing you have....that's why they now have that sign posted  ;)

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/17/09 at 11:49 am


she's on her way out to party and wanted to come in for some body spray....


Hey Frank...add another one to that list we created the other night in LTE  ;)


That makes 6 now?


I'm guessing you have....that's why they now have that sign posted  ;)

;D


I hate it when they lick the exhibits.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/17/09 at 2:14 pm


That makes 6 now?



I think so...




I hate it when they lick the exhibits.



yeah it makes it all sticky  8-P  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/17/09 at 3:06 pm


I'm guessing you have....that's why they now have that sign posted  ;)

;D


No,I've never been to the Museum of Sex before.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/17/09 at 3:07 pm


she's on her way out to party and wanted to come in for some body spray....


Hey Frank...add another one to that list we created the other night in LTE  ;)


body spray? Are you sure?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/17/09 at 9:28 pm


Why is she wearing a low cut dress in Walmart?  ::)


http://sarahwjones.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/wal-mart.jpg

Obviously, she reads the fashion column.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/18/09 at 12:23 am


http://sarahwjones.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/wal-mart.jpg

Obviously, she reads the fashion column.


;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/18/09 at 12:40 am


http://sarahwjones.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/wal-mart.jpg

Obviously, she reads the fashion column.


Yup, Pierre Cardin, Louis Vuitton and Walmart.

"I ain't getting dressed up ta eat, it's not like I'm going to Burger King or something!"

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/18/09 at 6:41 am


Yup, Pierre Cardin, Louis Vuitton and Walmart.

"I ain't getting dressed up ta eat, it's not like I'm going to Burger King or something!"


I get dressed up when I'm collecting carts just about every time and there's nothing wrong with that,my Father may not like it but I think it's cool,what cart attendant doesn't wear a shirt and tie to work? ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/18/09 at 6:43 am

http://www.justseeds.org/blog/gloryhole.jpg

That must be one tasty gloryhole.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/18/09 at 12:10 pm


http://www.justseeds.org/blog/gloryhole.jpg

That must be one tasty gloryhole.  ;D

It does have nice buns :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/18/09 at 1:47 pm


It does have nice buns :D



And some meat in the middle. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/18/09 at 3:57 pm



And some meat in the middle. ;D

Howard's excited now.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/19/09 at 1:06 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y75iNncO_5I/SpWZw_urfwI/AAAAAAAACVo/v3X_O8Cv6Kc/s400/Chinglish-Toiret-600x400.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/19/09 at 6:41 am


Howard's excited now.



No I'm not.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/19/09 at 6:42 am


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y75iNncO_5I/SpWZw_urfwI/AAAAAAAACVo/v3X_O8Cv6Kc/s400/Chinglish-Toiret-600x400.jpg



Is that supposed to be toilet?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/19/09 at 6:44 am

http://blog.asiahotels.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/chinese_sign_20.jpg

hey,they better mind their own crotch,not mine. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/19/09 at 5:26 pm

http://strandedmariner.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/leaming-english.jpg

When will they ever leam.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/19/09 at 6:28 pm


http://strandedmariner.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/leaming-english.jpg

When will they ever leam.



its better than children reaming english.....wait.... they do that too  ;)
;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/19/09 at 6:44 pm


http://strandedmariner.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/leaming-english.jpg

When will they ever leam.


How does one leam?  ???

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/20/09 at 7:32 pm

http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_no_whoopla_philip.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/21/09 at 1:16 am


but whoopla is my all time favorite kind of la to have!  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/21/09 at 1:58 am

We interrupt this flood of Chinglish FAIL for a moment of Japanese WIN!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fail-owned-eat-out-win.jpg

It's like Rule 34, but in real life.  No, seriously, don't google Rule 34 April O'Neill.  Oops.  Too late.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/21/09 at 5:46 am


We interrupt this flood of Chinglish FAIL for a moment of Japanese WIN!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fail-owned-eat-out-win.jpg

It's like Rule 34, but in real life.  No, seriously, don't google Rule 34 April O'Neill.  Oops.  Too late.



Wow,I was happy for a moment there. *BOING*! ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/21/09 at 5:47 am


http://www.olliradtke.de/chinglish/images/olrwebprojects_no_whoopla_philip.jpg



Who doesn't like whoopla. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/21/09 at 9:42 am



Who doesn't like whoopla. ;D

Priests?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/21/09 at 4:28 pm


Priests?



Isn't that the same thing as whoopie?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/21/09 at 4:35 pm



Isn't that the same thing as whoopie?  ;D

Huh?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/21/09 at 4:49 pm


Huh?


whoopie/whoopla.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/21/09 at 5:53 pm


whoopie/whoopla.

What does this have to do with Priests tho?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 09/21/09 at 6:17 pm


What does this have to do with Priests tho?

I don't know Frank. You started it.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/21/09 at 11:56 pm


I don't know Frank. You started it.

Howard stated "Who doesn't like whoopla"
So I replied "Priests?"
Then Howard said "Isn't that the same thing as whoopie?" (replying to my Priest comment)
So Howard confused me.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/22/09 at 1:33 am

http://www.sushi-suzuki.com/blog/uploaded_images/firedoor-756025.JPG

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/22/09 at 6:08 am


What does this have to do with Priests tho?



They make whoopie?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/22/09 at 6:09 am


http://www.sushi-suzuki.com/blog/uploaded_images/firedoor-756025.JPG



It must be Italian cause I can't understand that.  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/22/09 at 3:26 pm



It must be Italian cause I can't understand that.   ???

It's not Italian.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/23/09 at 12:31 am

http://www.fmft.net/chinglish%20chinese%20coffee.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/23/09 at 6:03 am


http://www.fmft.net/chinglish%20chinese%20coffee.jpg




I'll take The tasteless coffee.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/23/09 at 11:57 am

This is just totally WRONG!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R772tbxa6dU&feature=related



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/23/09 at 4:39 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MRq6mmTu1JM/R5-8zxoqLLI/AAAAAAAAC7k/5DFIoIMkS9g/s400/_42205598_chinglish_climbin.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/23/09 at 4:39 pm

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/3032107323_fbcf365506.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/23/09 at 6:54 pm


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3278/3032107323_fbcf365506.jpg


So us guys can pee whereever? ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/24/09 at 12:18 am


So us guys can pee whereever? ???

As long as its' near civilization

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/24/09 at 7:23 am

http://24ahead.com/sign_buster.gif

;D Who's Buster Gonad?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 09/24/09 at 7:41 am

Buster Gonad is the name of a character in the adult comic Viz.  He is "the boy with unfeasibly large testicles", so large that he carries them around in a wheelbarrow.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 09/24/09 at 8:15 am


Buster Gonad is the name of a character in the adult comic Viz.  He is "the boy with unfeasibly large testicles", so large that he carries them around in a wheelbarrow.


LOL !!!!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/24/09 at 12:28 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gGY__PCy4E8/SZN6DaE4FAI/AAAAAAAAAa4/xx59G5XvbwE/s400/bad+sign+100+times+shot.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 09/24/09 at 2:19 pm


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gGY__PCy4E8/SZN6DaE4FAI/AAAAAAAAAa4/xx59G5XvbwE/s400/bad+sign+100+times+shot.jpg

Nice one, Frank.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/24/09 at 3:31 pm


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gGY__PCy4E8/SZN6DaE4FAI/AAAAAAAAAa4/xx59G5XvbwE/s400/bad+sign+100+times+shot.jpg



They should have that sign in Pathmark,teach those asswipes a lesson or 2!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/24/09 at 4:17 pm


Nice one, Frank.

I'd like to know what country that's from.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/24/09 at 5:03 pm


I'd like to know what country that's from.



My guess is some place in South East Asia-like Loas, Thiland, Burma (Myanmar), or close to it.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/24/09 at 5:15 pm


Buster Gonad is the name of a character in the adult comic Viz.  He is "the boy with unfeasibly large testicles", so large that he carries them around in a wheelbarrow.


I'm not even gonna question why you know this for I accept that karen knows all!  :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/24/09 at 5:16 pm



My guess is some place in South East Asia-like Loas, Thiland, Burma (Myanmar), or close to it.



Cat


all of which I can now find a map thanks to that map game  8)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 09/24/09 at 5:18 pm


I'm not even gonna question why you know this for I accept that karen knows all!  :)


I used to read Viz, years ago.

I mean - at last someone who knows the truth!  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/24/09 at 5:22 pm


I used to read Viz, years ago.

I mean - at last someone who knows the truth!  ;)


;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/24/09 at 5:56 pm


all of which I can now find a map thanks to that map game  8)



Map game?



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/24/09 at 5:59 pm



Map game?



Cat

Henk sent us this map game in the "penguin Quizzes" thread.
See "How Well Do You Know Your World?"
It's a fun game.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 09/24/09 at 6:39 pm


Henk sent us this map game in the "penguin Quizzes" thread.
See "How Well Do You Know Your World?"
It's a fun game.


I should try that

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/25/09 at 12:47 am


I should try that

You should, it's fun!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/25/09 at 1:24 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-danger-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/25/09 at 6:57 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-danger-sign-fail.jpg


I think it's obvious. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/25/09 at 10:38 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-danger-sign-fail.jpg


but no one said you couldn't dance on it!  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/25/09 at 10:39 am



Map game?



Cat



http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=38441.msg2210267#msg2210267

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/25/09 at 11:31 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-danger-sign-fail.jpg



I used to walk on the ceiling all the time when I was little. My dad used to pick me up side-down so I could walk on the ceiling.  :D ;D ;D ;D  I think I may have left feet prints up there.  :-\\



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/25/09 at 1:58 pm



I used to walk on the ceiling all the time when I was little. My dad used to pick me up side-down so I could walk on the ceiling.  :D ;D ;D ;D  I think I may have left feet prints up there.  :-\\



Cat


Spider Cat, Spider Cat.... does whatever a spidercat does Look out! here comes the spider cat!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/25/09 at 2:13 pm


Spider Cat, Spider Cat.... does whatever a spidercat does Look out! here comes the spider cat!  ;D



;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/25/09 at 6:20 pm


Spider Cat, Spider Cat.... does whatever a spidercat does Look out! here comes the spider cat!  ;D

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/25/09 at 7:04 pm


but no one said you couldn't dance on it!  ;)


I wouldn't dance on it.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/25/09 at 7:33 pm


I wouldn't dance on it.

lionel ritchie would.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/25/09 at 7:34 pm


lionel ritchie would.



25 years ago.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 09/25/09 at 7:35 pm



25 years ago.


I don't know I'm sure he still has some moves.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/25/09 at 7:36 pm


I don't know I'm sure he still has some moves.


at his age,who knows.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/26/09 at 5:31 pm

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/engrish-funny-no-walking.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/26/09 at 5:47 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/engrish-funny-no-walking.jpg



But can you walk & chew gum at the same time?



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/26/09 at 5:59 pm



But can you walk & chew gum at the same time?



Cat

Only if you walk on the ceiling.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/26/09 at 7:15 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/engrish-funny-no-walking.jpg


So which is it?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 09/26/09 at 7:16 pm


So which is it?  ???


It's quite clear.

Standstill to sightsee and then shut your eyes to walk to the next viewpoint.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/26/09 at 7:18 pm


It's quite clear.

Standstill to sightsee and then shut your eyes to walk to the next viewpoint.


Why keep eyes closed?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 09/26/09 at 7:20 pm


Why keep eyes closed?


Because otherwise you would be able to see the sights and the sign tells you not to sightsee whilst walking

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/26/09 at 7:21 pm


Because otherwise you would be able to see the sights and the sign tells you not to sightsee whilst walking


That would mean that I would need to be blind.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 09/26/09 at 7:40 pm

no, you can just shut your eyes - it's quite easy

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/26/09 at 11:53 pm

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/128939090666250766.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/27/09 at 5:50 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/128939090666250766.jpg





in a shower?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 09/27/09 at 9:36 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/128939090666250766.jpg




Weird  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/27/09 at 4:53 pm

http://bp0.blogger.com/_bAc3Keh6dAg/SIvDYYNyR4I/AAAAAAAACs0/Xi9EulsRmXE/s320/IMG_9845.JPG


That might be spelt Coochie. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/27/09 at 6:57 pm


Weird  :D

Very weird

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/28/09 at 7:05 am

http://blog.peta.org/archives/lady_bunny_billboard.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/28/09 at 10:10 am


http://blog.peta.org/archives/lady_bunny_billboard.jpg

nice.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/28/09 at 2:40 pm


nice.


Comes with a free dead chicken. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/28/09 at 5:14 pm

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/chinglish5DM3011_600x558.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/28/09 at 5:51 pm

Here is a chain in Puerto Rico. Maybe our next trip down there, we might decide to visit one of the stores.


http://www6.worldisround.com/photos/13/131/412.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/28/09 at 6:10 pm


Here is a chain in Puerto Rico. Maybe our next trip down there, we might decide to visit one of the stores.


http://www6.worldisround.com/photos/13/131/412.jpg



Cat

Aww. I get that "Image is unavailable' comment

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 09/28/09 at 6:31 pm


Aww. I get that "Image is unavailable' comment


me too

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/29/09 at 6:13 am


http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/chinglish5DM3011_600x558.jpg



I don't like the name of that condom called Damage.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/29/09 at 10:50 am


Aww. I get that "Image is unavailable' comment




me too



I see it. Try this one:

http://faculty.virginia.edu/brodie/PR%2006/source/image/condom_world.jpg


or this one:


http://content.bandzoogle.com/users/cebaby/images/photos/gallery/2497637.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/29/09 at 6:54 pm

must be a new music group.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 09/29/09 at 7:19 pm


http://blog.peta.org/archives/lady_bunny_billboard.jpg


That's Lady Bunny. I saw her Cabaret act at a supper clup in New York some years ago. She's very entertaining.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/30/09 at 12:14 am

http://attachments.techguy.org/attachments/154635d1250220030/chinglish-2.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/30/09 at 5:59 am


http://attachments.techguy.org/attachments/154635d1250220030/chinglish-2.jpg

;D



first one sounds sarcastic. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 09/30/09 at 2:18 pm



first one sounds sarcastic. ;D

I think it was meant to be.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 09/30/09 at 4:43 pm

http://hadassahsabo.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/poleontrain.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/01/09 at 12:44 pm


http://hadassahsabo.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/poleontrain.jpg

That must dissapoint you, Howard

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/01/09 at 1:10 pm


That must dissapoint you, Howard



;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/01/09 at 3:22 pm


That must dissapoint you, Howard


Well yeah I would like to see some form of entertainment on the bus or subway it's pretty boring on public transportation sometimes.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/01/09 at 4:21 pm


Well yeah I would like to see some form of entertainment on the bus or subway it's pretty boring on public transportation sometimes.

Maybe you can be the entertainment.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/02/09 at 6:05 am


Maybe you can be the entertainment.


or the Flashdancer girls can be entertainment. ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/03/09 at 12:33 am

http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/81249/312072/t/2712000-Some-chinglish-for-you-0.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/03/09 at 1:03 am


http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/81249/312072/t/2712000-Some-chinglish-for-you-0.jpg


someone left the W's back at the office...  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/03/09 at 5:59 am


someone left the W's back at the office...  ;D



or they forgot how to spell. ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/03/09 at 11:57 pm



or they forgot how to spell. ::)

That's pretty much what Q meant, and also poking fun at the Ws

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/04/09 at 12:04 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aT51q6qYvOs/SCS2yjtVoJI/AAAAAAAAAE0/uR5V_hRgBPQ/s400/park_drive.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/04/09 at 7:03 am

http://davidbingham.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-picture-photo-funny-sign-cosmic-kitty-pic.jpg

Wow,a store that has everything for free? :o ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/04/09 at 9:40 am


http://davidbingham.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-picture-photo-funny-sign-cosmic-kitty-pic.jpg

Wow,a store that has everything for free? :o ;D



naw....that's a store that has absolutely nothing on sale!  everything is full price!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/04/09 at 9:47 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MRq6mmTu1JM/R5-8zhoqLKI/AAAAAAAAC7c/oWZs3GDhL3Q/s400/_42205678_chinglish_lions.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/05/09 at 6:47 am


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MRq6mmTu1JM/R5-8zhoqLKI/AAAAAAAAC7c/oWZs3GDhL3Q/s400/_42205678_chinglish_lions.jpg



and if you get out of line,he'll eat you up. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/05/09 at 10:09 am


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aT51q6qYvOs/SCS2yjtVoJI/AAAAAAAAAE0/uR5V_hRgBPQ/s400/park_drive.jpg


I've seen this in several MacDonalds.  They can take your order and money quicker than they can cook the food.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/05/09 at 6:46 pm


I've seen this in several MacDonalds.  They can take your order and money quicker than they can cook the food.


especially mine since I special order everything!  :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/05/09 at 6:50 pm

http://coolrain44.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/stupid_signs_adult-world.jpg

;D  Mom always love a good porn video on Mother's Day.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/06/09 at 12:47 am

http://images.theage.com.au/2009/08/26/698587/Chinglish-Toilet-600x400.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/06/09 at 7:11 am


http://images.theage.com.au/2009/08/26/698587/Chinglish-Toilet-600x400.jpg


so that means you can or cannot urinate? ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/06/09 at 3:57 pm


so that means you can or cannot urinate? ???

It's a toilet. So you can.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/06/09 at 6:56 pm


It's a toilet. So you can.


But what's to stabilize? ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/07/09 at 12:40 am

http://blog.emilyminor.com/uploaded_images/IMG_2390-717705.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/07/09 at 6:56 am


http://blog.emilyminor.com/uploaded_images/IMG_2390-717705.jpg


Wow,that should be very tasty. :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/07/09 at 3:34 pm


Wow,that should be very tasty. :P

Which part?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/07/09 at 10:07 pm


Which part?



The Grandmother part.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/07/09 at 11:54 pm



The Grandmother part.

Howard finds the Grandmother tasty.

Hide your grandmothers, folks! ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/08/09 at 2:26 am


Howard finds the Grandmother tasty.

Hide your grandmothers, folks! ;D


;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/08/09 at 5:46 am


Howard finds the Grandmother tasty.

Hide your grandmothers, folks! ;D



I was just kidding.  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/08/09 at 2:55 pm

http://www.beijing-kids.com/files/u72625/Chinglish_0.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/08/09 at 3:09 pm

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/misc/dueling-billboards.jpg


Yeah right now who would enjoy a food shopping spree at McDonalds? :P

::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/08/09 at 3:11 pm


http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/misc/dueling-billboards.jpg


Yeah right now who would enjoy a food shopping spree at McDonalds? :P

::)



um... I WOULD!!!!! 

btw love the juxtaposition of the McD's sign under the childhood obesity sign.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/08/09 at 3:11 pm



um... I WOULD!!!!!   

btw love the juxtaposition of the McD's sign under the childhood obesity sign.  ;D



But that's what causing kids to be fat.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/08/09 at 3:14 pm



But that's what causing kids to be fat.


thats why its funny that the two signs are together... and McDonalds doesn't make kids fat- parents not making good decisions makes kids fat.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/08/09 at 3:17 pm


thats why its funny that the two signs are together... and McDonalds doesn't make kids fat- parents not making good decisions makes kids fat.



and that's why I choose Burger King.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/08/09 at 3:19 pm



and that's why I choose Burger King.


because, like, BK is just sooo much healthier!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/08/09 at 3:22 pm


because, like, BK is just sooo much healthier!



Yeah I should talk.Well they do have crispy crunchy fries.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/08/09 at 3:29 pm


because, like, BK is just sooo much healthier!



ooooh Karen just went, like, 16 year old American teen on Howard.... NICE!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/08/09 at 3:30 pm



ooooh Karen just went, like, 16 year old American teen on Howard.... NICE!!!  ;D



that's ok I don't mind.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/08/09 at 3:31 pm



ooooh Karen just went, like, 16 year old American teen on Howard.... NICE!!!  ;D


It's catching!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/08/09 at 3:31 pm



that's ok I don't mind.


funny....neither did I  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/08/09 at 3:33 pm

http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/images/sexualisation_billboard2.jpg



then if chocolate and flowers are not required then what is?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/08/09 at 3:34 pm

money probably

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/08/09 at 3:35 pm


money probably



you could be right.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/08/09 at 11:23 pm

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2485/3947882529_97bc4992e2_o.jpg

/backs away quietly

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/09/09 at 6:59 am

http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee110/althea045042/funny_signs_5.jpg

Should we neuter our relatives?  ???

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/09/09 at 2:48 pm


http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee110/althea045042/funny_signs_5.jpg

Should we neuter our relatives?  ???

;D


only if they are weird.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/09/09 at 3:06 pm


only if they are weird.  ;D


So that's a yes then

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/09/09 at 3:13 pm


only if they are weird.  ;D



or crazy.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/09/09 at 3:14 pm

http://www.free-jokes-online.com/thumb/funny-pet-shop-sign.jpg

;D^

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/10/09 at 5:42 pm

http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/22231/225516/t/1750722-Perfect-Chinglish-1.jpg

Classic Grammar.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/11/09 at 6:59 am

http://www.hatchling.com.au/face/pages/thedocumentary/photogallery/hires/Billboard.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/12/09 at 1:02 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a3dvBOuwtqs/Rt7PzNUSKxI/AAAAAAAAAYw/qEtruPv_Wfs/s400/_42205344_chinglish_blood.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/12/09 at 5:56 am


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_a3dvBOuwtqs/Rt7PzNUSKxI/AAAAAAAAAYw/qEtruPv_Wfs/s400/_42205344_chinglish_blood.jpg



ooh Blood Sacrificing,that should be good. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/12/09 at 7:01 pm



ooh Blood Sacrificing,that should be good. ;D

kinda sick if you ask me.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/12/09 at 11:11 pm

I'll see your


http://www.free-jokes-online.com/thumb/funny-pet-shop-sign.jpg


And I'll raise you...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fail-owned-eat-out-win.jpg

...the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/12/09 at 11:42 pm

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0801/Chinese-sign-urinal_219422a_dnSlvw2m14ux.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/13/09 at 12:23 am


http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0801/Chinese-sign-urinal_219422a_dnSlvw2m14ux.jpg


makes me wonder what uncivilized urinating might look like!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/13/09 at 6:46 am


I'll see your

And I'll raise you...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fail-owned-eat-out-win.jpg

...the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.


I sure like to eat her out.  ;D ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/13/09 at 6:47 am


http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0801/Chinese-sign-urinal_219422a_dnSlvw2m14ux.jpg



no one can the enjoy fresh air,it smells like piss. :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/13/09 at 2:23 pm



no one can the enjoy fresh air,it smells like piss. :P

Good point, Howard.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/13/09 at 6:56 pm


I'm missing it...what's the problem with the pics? ^

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/13/09 at 6:57 pm


I'm missing it...what's the problem with the pics? ^


I don't know,maybe it was a billboard that was posted twice. ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/13/09 at 6:59 pm


I don't know,maybe it was a billboard that was posted twice. ???


but what made you post it here?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/13/09 at 6:59 pm


but what made you post it here?



I don't know,maybe I'll delete it.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/13/09 at 7:00 pm



I don't know,maybe I'll delete it.

you don't have to delete I was just curious I thought maybe I was missing something.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/13/09 at 7:01 pm


you don't have to delete I was just curious I thought maybe I was missing something.


I couldn't figure out what was wrong with it either. ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/14/09 at 1:25 am

http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hands-free-urinal-this-is-wrong-in-so-many-ways.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/14/09 at 7:10 am


http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/hands-free-urinal-this-is-wrong-in-so-many-ways.jpg



But what if a woman had to go pee? :o

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/14/09 at 7:12 am

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1920/mar21gal12gz1.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/14/09 at 8:50 am



But what if a woman had to go pee? :o

;D


women don't (typically) use urinals

I say (typically) because at the premire for Half Blood Prince the women's line was so long some girls went into the mens room and started squatting over urinals as the men pee'd and watched it was quite a shocker....

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/14/09 at 8:50 am


oh that picture is just wrong howard!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/14/09 at 11:47 am


http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/1920/mar21gal12gz1.jpg


very weird Howard. Thanks for taking a photo of the washrooms at Pathmark  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/14/09 at 3:28 pm


oh that picture is just wrong howard!


Sorry.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/14/09 at 3:29 pm


very weird Howard. Thanks for taking a photo of the washrooms at Pathmark  ;)


Unfortunately the washrooms don't have a penis attached to it. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/14/09 at 3:40 pm


Unfortunately the washrooms don't have a penis attached to it. ;D


"Unfortunately"

???

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/14/09 at 3:41 pm


"Unfortunately"

???

;D


that would be for the women's bathroom,hopefully the maintainence guy won't get frightened by it. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/14/09 at 9:51 pm


Unfortunately the washrooms don't have a penis attached to it. ;D


http://agileproductdesign.com/blog/images/inigo.jpg

"Unfortunately."  You keep using that word...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/15/09 at 1:00 am


that would be for the women's bathroom,hopefully the maintainence guy won't get frightened by it. ;D

Maybe the maintenance guy will...oh...never mind..this thread is going into the toilet...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/15/09 at 3:53 pm

http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/interactive-toilet.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/15/09 at 5:13 pm


http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/interactive-toilet.jpg

The child who uses this will need some sort of therapy where they become adults.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/16/09 at 7:19 am

http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/12/15/22979602376557a2c138o_1.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/16/09 at 4:53 pm


http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/12/15/22979602376557a2c138o_1.jpg

Do they have gift certificates?
Children's specials?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/16/09 at 5:00 pm


Do they have gift certificates?
Children's specials?



;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/16/09 at 5:06 pm


;D



Guess it's brings new meaning too , to a "Happy meal"  :D
Are there free refills?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/16/09 at 6:57 pm


Guess it's brings new meaning too , to a "Happy meal"  :D
Are there free refills?


free refills of Coke  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/16/09 at 10:05 pm


The child who uses this will need some sort of therapy where they become adults.


no kidding..... and what the hell is the hand for?  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/16/09 at 10:06 pm


Guess it's brings new meaning too , to a "Happy meal"  :D
Are there free refills?


also probably, since i think that McD's apple pies are laced with crack, I'm guessing the brownies are special too!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/17/09 at 1:38 am


no kidding..... and what the hell is the hand for?  :o

to wipe, I hope.

also probably, since i think that McD's apple pies are laced with crack, I'm guessing the brownies are special too!

Just like an episode of "Barney Miller" back in the late 70s

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/17/09 at 7:17 am

http://www.totaldiatribe.com/img/halloween2.jpg

Now this is just wrong.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/18/09 at 11:13 pm

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/a-youre-doin-it-wrong-17.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/19/09 at 12:01 am

http://www.pacifier.com/~zen/creepy.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/19/09 at 5:55 am


http://www.pacifier.com/~zen/creepy.jpg



That's really weird.  :o

:P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/19/09 at 5:56 am


http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/a-youre-doin-it-wrong-17.jpg



The fire is on the other side.^ ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/20/09 at 1:15 am



The fire is on the other side.^ ::)

I am glad you noticed that.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/20/09 at 5:54 am


I am glad you noticed that.



Maybe his truck was on fire.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/20/09 at 12:29 pm



Maybe his truck was on fire.

umm, doubt that.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: JamieMcBain on 10/20/09 at 12:41 pm

http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/Cock%20soup.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/20/09 at 3:09 pm


http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/Cock%20soup.jpg



goes good with some "pee soup". ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 10/20/09 at 8:03 pm



goes good with some "pee soup". ;D

That's just so wrong.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/20/09 at 11:13 pm

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/128308720_f482ddfef1.jpg


HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/20/09 at 11:30 pm


^ oooh al b. should upgrade his toilet mouth pic!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/20/09 at 11:40 pm


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/128308720_f482ddfef1.jpg


HAHAHAHAHAHA!

How do you floss it's teeth?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/21/09 at 6:59 am


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/128308720_f482ddfef1.jpg


HAHAHAHAHAHA!


It almost looks like you have to pee into his mouth.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/21/09 at 7:00 am


How do you floss it's teeth?


Maybe it self-flosses.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/21/09 at 3:31 pm

http://baseballsnatcher.mlblogs.com/funny%20yankee.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/21/09 at 3:53 pm


http://baseballsnatcher.mlblogs.com/funny%20yankee.jpg


its role playing.. the guy on the bottom is pretending to be the angels.  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/21/09 at 4:00 pm


its role playing.. the guy on the bottom is pretending to be the angels.  :P

I thought it was "touched by an angel"  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/21/09 at 4:06 pm


I thought it was "touched by an angel"  :D


you wish  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/22/09 at 12:25 am


How do you floss it's teeth?


Well, first you be chargin' yo lego.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2280/2438992065_f9a348787b.jpg

No, not yo' lego.  You be chargin' yo' LAZER.

http://wackyiraqi.com/wtf/shoop_toilet.jpg

Much better.

(I think the thing that most frightens me about the Internet is that even though I'd never seen it before, knew I'd find something within 30 seconds of searching for it.  I just didn't think I'd also find it in lego first.)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/22/09 at 7:06 am


http://baseballsnatcher.mlblogs.com/funny%20yankee.jpg



FOUL BALLS! ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/22/09 at 7:07 am


Well, first you be chargin' yo lego.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2280/2438992065_f9a348787b.jpg

No, not yo' lego.  You be chargin' yo' LAZER.

http://wackyiraqi.com/wtf/shoop_toilet.jpg

Much better.

(I think the thing that most frightens me about the Internet is that even though I'd never seen it before, knew I'd find something within 30 seconds of searching for it.  I just didn't think I'd also find it in lego first.)


Man,How many Legos did it take to make that?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/22/09 at 4:17 pm


very weird Howard. Thanks for taking a photo of the washrooms at Pathmark  ;)



I am catching up on the last two weeks of this thread. Karma for making me laugh so hard.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/22/09 at 7:15 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ff5YYXQVZ3A/SYUabFzScZI/AAAAAAAAAJk/bp5eGBLamH8/s400/funny+banners+funny+sign+boards.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/22/09 at 8:30 pm


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ff5YYXQVZ3A/SYUabFzScZI/AAAAAAAAAJk/bp5eGBLamH8/s400/funny+banners+funny+sign+boards.jpg


now that's a good post Howard... karma!  :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/22/09 at 11:28 pm

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-cat-eyes-bosom.jpg

They may not be Jesus, but they good enough.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/23/09 at 1:05 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-tour-de-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/23/09 at 5:49 am


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-cat-eyes-bosom.jpg

They may not be Jesus, but they good enough.



Wow,I'm not going to say what I see here but I'll keep my trap shut. :-X ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/23/09 at 5:49 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-tour-de-fail.jpg



serves them right,dummies! ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/23/09 at 7:58 am



serves them right,dummies! ::)


:o

Who are the dummies?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/23/09 at 9:21 am


:o

Who are the dummies?


Maybe it was the guy in the car's fault. ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/23/09 at 9:43 am


Maybe it was the guy in the car's fault. ???


But by writing "dummies" you implied more than one person was involved.  It looked to me like you were blaming the cyclists.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/23/09 at 12:21 pm



Maybe it was the guy in the car's fault. ???

Maybe?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/23/09 at 3:44 pm


But by writing "dummies" you implied more than one person was involved.  It looked to me like you were blaming the cyclists.


I don't know who to blame in this picture. ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/24/09 at 1:43 am


I don't know who to blame in this picture. ???

You blame the driver that just ran over a dozen bikes.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/24/09 at 1:57 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-coin-stamp-letter-postage-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/24/09 at 7:08 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-coin-stamp-letter-postage-fail.jpg


like no one can't afford a stamp. ;D ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/24/09 at 7:08 am

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3500/3470647260_b1a1b3153d_m.jpg

This is actually a happy fail. ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/24/09 at 12:03 pm


like no one can't afford a stamp. ;D ::)


they could afford the stamp they just didn't have the time to go buy one themselves.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/24/09 at 1:09 pm


they could afford the stamp they just didn't have the time to go buy one themselves.

Thanks for explaning.


like no one can't afford a stamp. ;D ::)


The people are just lazy, that's all.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/24/09 at 1:43 pm


Thanks for explaning.

The people are just lazy, that's all.




I didn't think it would need explaining but apparently it did  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/24/09 at 6:59 pm


they could afford the stamp they just didn't have the time to go buy one themselves.



But imagine if it was sent through?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/24/09 at 10:08 pm



But imagine if it was sent through?  ;D

and the likelihood of someone pocketing the cash?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/25/09 at 5:32 am


and the likelihood of someone pocketing the cash?



Yeah,that's possible.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/25/09 at 5:32 am

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/c/pyzammanfail.jpg


Major FAIL ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/25/09 at 10:23 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-tour-de-fail.jpg


The fact that the crash occured because the driver was drunk, and that one of the cyclists in the peleton died...

...doesn't stop me from laughing every time I see it.  Let's just go with this as the one we can all agree on -- drunk drivers suck.

http://a321.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/65/l_002d8f559827c5fa84e0942f297475f8.jpg

The high road out of the way, let's go back down the road of wrongness.

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m207/murfshay22/Crash_Dead_Rising.jpg

Or any of the...

http://i30.tinypic.com/23uaby9.jpg

Infinite number of infinitely wrong variations on the theme.

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh234/thenewsound6/2547831320_4550fe4627_o.jpg

My favorite was this one. 

In every FAIL that makes you grin, there is an element of WIN,
You find the WIN - oh, SNAP! - the FAIL's a meme,
And every screwup people make, it's like delicious cake,
Some wrong!  Some sin!  Just type that caption in...

CHORUS:
Image macros of wrongness help the righteousness go down,
The righteousness go down, the righteousness go down,
Image macros of wrongness help the righteousness go down,
In a most wintastic way...

- With apologies to Mary Poppins.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/25/09 at 11:46 pm

http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/chinglish-pigeon.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/26/09 at 5:56 am


http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/chinglish-pigeon.jpg



Who's life?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/26/09 at 4:33 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oem4W_6pUAc/R_RZ4xSE5gI/AAAAAAAAAJE/oJ4jrNyKdnM/s320/funny+sign.JPG

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/26/09 at 4:34 pm


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oem4W_6pUAc/R_RZ4xSE5gI/AAAAAAAAAJE/oJ4jrNyKdnM/s320/funny+sign.JPG


they mean the scenery does not walk?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/26/09 at 4:43 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-urinal-placement-fail.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/26/09 at 4:45 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-urinal-placement-fail.jpg

;D



the worst idea they could come up with.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/26/09 at 5:02 pm



the worst idea they could come up with.


Worse would be one of the urinals about 2 feet higher than the other. But this would certainly make it uncomfortable

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/27/09 at 7:06 am


Worse would be one of the urinals about 2 feet higher than the other. But this would certainly make it uncomfortable


it could be harder to urinate for us men.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/27/09 at 9:41 am


it could be harder to urinate for us men.


we've made it way to easy for you guys already there should be a little challenge to it.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/27/09 at 2:45 pm


we've made it way to easy for you guys already there should be a little challenge to it.

We can go in a back alley somewhere (of course, I'd never do that  :D)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/27/09 at 6:58 pm


We can go in a back alley somewhere (of course, I'd never do that  :D)


or pee behind a tree. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dominic L. on 10/27/09 at 7:58 pm



But imagine if it was sent through?  ;D


I've seen this site, actually. The guy's letter got sent, and the mailman took the nickel in the corner, but left the other money on the envelope!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/28/09 at 12:09 am


I've seen this site, actually. The guy's letter got sent, and the mailman took the nickel in the corner, but left the other money on the envelope!

Must have been Cliff Claven who took it.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/28/09 at 7:20 am

http://content24897.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/icanhascheezburger.com/img/80C5651F-9C36-45E6-8E22-F57A133ABA23

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/28/09 at 6:27 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JV3aDqnHicA/Sedc9d_WKoI/AAAAAAAAADo/qQLOKuhtiHA/s400/stupid-cat.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/28/09 at 6:29 pm


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JV3aDqnHicA/Sedc9d_WKoI/AAAAAAAAADo/qQLOKuhtiHA/s400/stupid-cat.jpg



That cat looks really PISSED!!!!



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/29/09 at 5:58 am



That cat looks really PISSED!!!!



Cat



That's a angry cat.  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/29/09 at 1:31 pm

http://npdnotebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/fail-owned-layout-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/29/09 at 1:51 pm


http://npdnotebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/fail-owned-layout-fail.jpg



Oops.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/29/09 at 7:28 pm

Penis magazine? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/29/09 at 7:29 pm


Penis magazine? ;D


its actually Parents but the penis is how you get the baby.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/29/09 at 7:30 pm


its actually Parents but the penis is how you get the baby.


through the vagina. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/29/09 at 7:32 pm

That's enough Howard

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/29/09 at 7:33 pm


That's enough Howard


Sorry bout that back on track.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/29/09 at 7:35 pm


That's enough Howard


;D

sorry karen.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/29/09 at 7:41 pm


;D

sorry karen.  ;D


I took it too far.  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/29/09 at 7:43 pm


I took it too far.  ::)


you usually do Howard  ;D ... knowing that I should not have set you up

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/29/09 at 7:43 pm


you usually do Howard  ;D ... knowing that I should not have set you up


Yeah! you shouldn't.  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/29/09 at 7:44 pm


you usually do Howard  ;D ... knowing that I should not have set you up


I'd forgotten it was a direct response to something you'd written.


back to the smite club...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/29/09 at 7:45 pm


I'd forgotten it was a direct response to something you'd written.


back to the smite club...


and a smite to me. :(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/29/09 at 7:45 pm


Yeah! you shouldn't.  :P


well in defense of myself its hit or miss when you'll find the comment and actually take it a step farther.. after all you missed that one from yesterday...  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/29/09 at 7:46 pm


well in defense of myself its hit or miss when you'll find the comment and actually take it a step farther.. after all you missed that one from yesterday...  :P


I'm sorry I did.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/29/09 at 7:46 pm


well in defense of myself its hit or miss when you'll find the comment and actually take it a step farther.. after all you missed that one from yesterday...  :P


Only to come out with a statement nearly as bad and twice as startling!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Bobo on 10/29/09 at 7:46 pm


you usually do Howard  ;D ... knowing that I should not have set you up

Nobody got harmed!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/29/09 at 7:47 pm


Only to come out with a statement nearly as bad and twice as startling!


but giggle worthy none the less.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/29/09 at 7:48 pm


but giggle worthy none the less.  ;D


*bows head in shame* :(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/29/09 at 11:31 pm

http://i28.tinypic.com/2gsmzd4.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/30/09 at 8:23 am


http://static.mmoabc.com/my/M/i/c/hael/2008/4/28//1209402850693.jpg

I can't post this FAIL but it's sure to make you laugh LOL. ;D^


Howard

If the picture is so bad that you know you shouldn't post it why did you post a link to it?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/30/09 at 3:47 pm


Howard

If the picture is so bad that you know you shouldn't post it why did you post a link to it?



Sorry Karen I removed it,I was in over my head. :(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/30/09 at 4:14 pm



Sorry Karen I removed it,I was in over my head. :(


Huh?

??? :-\\

what does that mean?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/30/09 at 4:26 pm

I don't have a photo of it but today I saw a car number plate

FOOF 1


Now in the UK foof is sometimes used to mean the va-jay-jay and surrounding area.  I didn't see if it was a woman or a man driving.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/30/09 at 4:52 pm


Huh?

??? :-\\

what does that mean?


double entendre regarding the image?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/30/09 at 6:10 pm


I don't have a photo of it but today I saw a car number plate

FOOF 1


Now in the UK foof is sometimes used to mean the va-jay-jay and surrounding area.  I didn't see if it was a woman or a man driving.



Sunday when I went to my niece's house, her father-in-law's license plate was "WTF" with 3 numbers.  ;D ;D ;D ;D  I'm sure he has no idea what that means-or maybe he does.  :D :D



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/30/09 at 6:40 pm



Sunday when I went to my niece's house, her father-in-law's license plate was "WTF" with 3 numbers.  ;D ;D ;D ;D  I'm sure he has no idea what that means-or maybe he does.  :D :D



Cat


lol... my new plate starts with 6HMN.... I refer to it as Sick Human!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/30/09 at 10:18 pm

http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/idiot-dumb-stupid-people-210000.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/31/09 at 12:35 am


http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/idiot-dumb-stupid-people-210000.jpg


Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/31/09 at 5:52 am


Huh?

??? :-\\

what does that mean?



I posted something that was explicit that I knew I shouldn't have posted.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/31/09 at 5:53 am


http://thechive.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/idiot-dumb-stupid-people-210000.jpg



That must be fun for the baby. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/31/09 at 1:33 pm



That must be fun for the baby. ;D

not quite.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/31/09 at 3:43 pm

http://content.authorstream.com/images/Octavio-11464-Funny-images-music-Entertainment-ppt-powerpoint-118_88.jpg

OH MY!  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 10/31/09 at 3:46 pm



I posted something that was explicit that I knew I shouldn't have posted.


I know.  I didn't understand how that meant you were "in over your head".

:-\\

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 10/31/09 at 4:05 pm


I know.  I didn't understand how that meant you were "in over your head".

:-\\


I know I have sex on the brain and posting that picture was wrong of me.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 10/31/09 at 4:20 pm


I know I have sex on the brain


There's a first time for everything.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 10/31/09 at 5:48 pm


There's a first time for everything.


freakin' n00bs  >:(


oh Hi frank...  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/01/09 at 10:21 pm

http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 11/02/09 at 12:40 am



Now where have I seen ^that picture before ??? 


oh yeah now I remember....  page one  :D


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3203/2465744627_4e52eb5a34.jpg?v=0

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/02/09 at 5:02 pm


http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/fail.jpg


I'll take the Pie And Ice Cream. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/02/09 at 10:36 pm

http://www.tshirtbordello.com/images/bad-spellers-untie-lg.gif

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/03/09 at 7:17 am


http://www.tshirtbordello.com/images/bad-spellers-untie-lg.gif


Yeah,let's Untie.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/03/09 at 11:53 am


http://www.tshirtbordello.com/images/bad-spellers-untie-lg.gif



I say that all the time.


Hukt on fonix wurkt fo me.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/05/09 at 11:43 am

http://www.toofunnyjokes.com/images/funny-signs/funny-sign-pic005.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/05/09 at 3:37 pm


http://www.toofunnyjokes.com/images/funny-signs/funny-sign-pic005.jpg


BAH! Penguins are harmless creatures.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 11/05/09 at 3:41 pm


BAH! Penguins are harmless creatures.


Penguins are cute and everyone should have one in their bathtub

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/05/09 at 3:44 pm


Penguins are cute and everyone should have one in their bathtub


You can feed them fish.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dagwood on 11/05/09 at 4:01 pm


Penguins are cute and everyone should have one in their bathtub


Penguins are evil and are trying to take over the world. ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/05/09 at 4:29 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LABoWPO1s_A&feature=related




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/06/09 at 12:22 am

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/trifter/2008/01/07/98063_44.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/06/09 at 12:26 am


http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/trifter/2008/01/07/98063_44.jpg

I've gone the GNORW YAW many times.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 11/06/09 at 12:31 am


http://www.toofunnyjokes.com/images/funny-signs/funny-sign-pic005.jpg


They make great tyre grips for slippery roads.... ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/06/09 at 12:58 am


They make great tyre grips for slippery roads.... ;)

But it only lasts a short while, then you have to get a new one.
"Sorry penguin...dems the breaks...brakes.....eeshhh...bad joke"

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/06/09 at 7:05 am


http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/trifter/2008/01/07/98063_44.jpg


only for dyslexics. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/06/09 at 6:05 pm


only for dyslexics. ;D

tahw?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/06/09 at 7:04 pm


tahw?


tahw?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 11/06/09 at 8:24 pm


tahw?



ʇɐɥʍ

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 11/06/09 at 8:26 pm

ʍɥɐʇ¿

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/06/09 at 10:52 pm

http://file.shanghaidaily.com/blog/editor//sign1.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/07/09 at 7:06 am


http://file.shanghaidaily.com/blog/editor//sign1.jpg




someone forgot the "h".  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/07/09 at 12:58 pm



someone forgot the "h".  ::) ;D


Civilization is from every thing thing?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 11/07/09 at 2:11 pm


Civilization is from every thing thing?


He only specified one 'h' so is it

Civilization is from every ting thing

or

Civilization is from every thing ting

or

Civilzation his from every ting ting

?

???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/07/09 at 4:52 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hsr5nn2z_pY/RmY0HpLsxFI/AAAAAAAAApQ/3Msy6HsX0iQ/s400/chinglish3.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/07/09 at 7:24 pm


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hsr5nn2z_pY/RmY0HpLsxFI/AAAAAAAAApQ/3Msy6HsX0iQ/s400/chinglish3.jpg


Yeah,don't jump up and down. ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 11/07/09 at 7:27 pm


He only specified one 'h' so is it

Civilization is from every ting thing

or

Civilization is from every thing ting

or

Civilzation his from every ting ting

?

???


I'd leave this whole ting alone Karen!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/07/09 at 7:28 pm


I'd leave this whole ting alone Karen!  ;D


ting?  ???

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/07/09 at 7:29 pm

I think gibbo's avatar is just WRONG!!!!



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/07/09 at 7:30 pm


I think gibbo's avatar is just WRONG!!!!



Cat


So it's an eye.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 11/07/09 at 7:31 pm


I think gibbo's avatar is just WRONG!!!!



Cat


So it bugs you eh?....it bothers you a tad maybe?  Go on ....say it...make my day!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/07/09 at 7:32 pm


So it bugs you eh?....it bothers you a tad maybe?  Go on ....say it...make my day!


doesn't bother me.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 11/07/09 at 7:32 pm


doesn't bother me.


Perhaps Cat will take a 'poke' at my avatar again?  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/07/09 at 7:33 pm


Perhaps Cat will take a 'poke' at my avatar again?  ;)


that would mean a longer stick.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 11/07/09 at 7:35 pm


that would mean a longer stick.


Hmmmm...considering an appropriate response ....but deciding against posting it!  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/07/09 at 7:42 pm


Hmmmm...considering an appropriate response ....but deciding against posting it!  ;)


good for you. O0

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/08/09 at 11:58 pm


Hmmmm...considering an appropriate response ....but deciding against posting it!  ;)

gibbo is the eye in the sky

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/09/09 at 4:48 pm

http://www.lilimcg.com/firstblog/September%202007/pleasecarefully.jpg
I know we've had something similar to this, but, it's still funny.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 11/09/09 at 10:54 pm


^ it is a good one!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/09/09 at 11:53 pm

http://ladyfi.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-playground-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/10/09 at 5:57 am


http://ladyfi.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-playground-fail.jpg


That's a MAJOR fail. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/10/09 at 5:58 am


http://www.lilimcg.com/firstblog/September%202007/pleasecarefully.jpg
I know we've had something similar to this, but, it's still funny.



jerkasses. ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 11/10/09 at 7:43 am



jerkasses. ::)


What?

??? >:(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/10/09 at 12:28 pm


So it bugs you eh?....it bothers you a tad maybe?  Go on ....say it...make my day!



So if I did, would you change it?



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/10/09 at 12:33 pm


That's a MAJOR fail. ;D

You are right, there's no broken glass in it or quicksand.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/10/09 at 12:53 pm


What?

??? >:(


I'm saying,why would they have a billboard that says to please carefully slip and fall down?  ??? ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 11/10/09 at 12:55 pm


I'm saying,why would they have a billboard that says to please carefully slip and fall down?  ??? ::)


Because they didn't translate it properly from the Chinese.  It doesn't make them jerkasses or whatever you called them.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/10/09 at 12:57 pm


Because they didn't translate it properly from the Chinese.  It doesn't make them jerkasses or whatever you called them.



Sorry that was my bad.  :(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/10/09 at 2:55 pm



Sorry that was my bad.  :(

Hi Howard, most of the Chinese signs ( not all, but most) is like what Karen wrote, they didn't translate it properly from Chinese. That's what makes it WRONG and FUNNY sometimes too.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/10/09 at 11:58 pm

http://blogs.bootsnall.com/stevieblunder/files/2008/06/sa501482.jpg

and this one for Howard:

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0706/satisfaction-aroused_tZqapH0WJ7o6.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dominic L. on 11/11/09 at 12:07 am

Look up pressure and regret it.

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/images/ency/fullsize/19232.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/11/09 at 6:59 am


http://blogs.bootsnall.com/stevieblunder/files/2008/06/sa501482.jpg

and this one for Howard:

http://bbs.chinadaily.com.cn/attachments/month_0706/satisfaction-aroused_tZqapH0WJ7o6.jpg


The second one must be from a sensual massage woman. ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/11/09 at 3:42 pm

http://www.epicpwnage.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/youredoingitwrong14.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dagwood on 11/11/09 at 4:20 pm

EEK!!!!!  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 11/11/09 at 6:12 pm


The second one must be from a sensual massage woman. ;)


It looks like a shoe shop to me  :-\\

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/11/09 at 7:01 pm


It looks like a shoe shop to me  :-\\


Well she can massage my feet.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/12/09 at 1:52 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hrkOZ2nG4Vg/St_Xz6FLhQI/AAAAAAAABoU/g3aGYfSPa7U/s400/epic-fail-wheelchair-stairs-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/12/09 at 5:40 am


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hrkOZ2nG4Vg/St_Xz6FLhQI/AAAAAAAABoU/g3aGYfSPa7U/s400/epic-fail-wheelchair-stairs-fail.jpg



Man,that doesn't look good for the handicapped. :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/12/09 at 12:22 pm


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hrkOZ2nG4Vg/St_Xz6FLhQI/AAAAAAAABoU/g3aGYfSPa7U/s400/epic-fail-wheelchair-stairs-fail.jpg



That reminds me of something my mother did. She put in one of those tubs for people who have mobility problems-in the upstairs bathroom! http://www.labnol.org/assets/images/YahooSmileys/smileys23.gif



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/13/09 at 12:13 am

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_xM6S1O620QE/SsMArT-DaKI/AAAAAAAATDs/bjFzybmCeKU/s800/Bad%20English%20Signs%20Chinglish05.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/13/09 at 7:09 am


http://lh4.ggpht.com/_xM6S1O620QE/SsMArT-DaKI/AAAAAAAATDs/bjFzybmCeKU/s800/Bad%20English%20Signs%20Chinglish05.jpg


If you find them,please don't let them near you or you'll suffer the same like Charla Nash did.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 11/13/09 at 11:07 am


http://lh4.ggpht.com/_xM6S1O620QE/SsMArT-DaKI/AAAAAAAATDs/bjFzybmCeKU/s800/Bad%20English%20Signs%20Chinglish05.jpg


LMAO!!!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/13/09 at 11:30 am


If you find them,please don't let them near you or you'll suffer the same like Charla Nash did.

The PIC is in Japanese, so my wife can't translate all of that one.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/13/09 at 5:43 pm

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7932582846/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/21/funny_signs_gallery.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/13/09 at 7:21 pm


http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7932582846/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/21/funny_signs_gallery.jpg


be aware of your surroundings too.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/14/09 at 12:37 pm

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/03/ys_engrish.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/14/09 at 7:03 pm


http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/03/ys_engrish.jpg


the first one is correct.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/14/09 at 7:42 pm


the first one is correct.

The meaning is, grammar is not.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 11/14/09 at 8:56 pm

http://www.ulrikmoerk.dk/California/slides/S.F.%20-%20Homeless%20Guy%20With%20a%20Funny%20Sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/14/09 at 9:05 pm

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/bonedaddy7/4chan-1.jpg

I'm claiming exemption from Rules 1 and 2 on the grounds of a purely-invented two-year statute of limitations during an exhibition of pure winship.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/15/09 at 7:15 am


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b252/bonedaddy7/4chan-1.jpg

I'm claiming exemption from Rules 1 and 2 on the grounds of a purely-invented two-year statute of limitations during an exhibition of pure winship.


So,they both have their tongues out? ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/15/09 at 6:18 pm

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/994/121/n4441472314_9759.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/15/09 at 6:48 pm


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object2/994/121/n4441472314_9759.jpg



Yeah,try not to disturb them.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/15/09 at 7:02 pm



Yeah,try not to disturb them.  ;D

hope I'm not next!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/15/09 at 7:03 pm


hope I'm not next!



Nah,I think the terrorists are next.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/15/09 at 7:05 pm


Nah,I think the terrorists are next.

Which ones?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/15/09 at 7:08 pm


Which ones?



Mohammed Billnashibh.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/15/09 at 7:13 pm


http://www.ulrikmoerk.dk/California/slides/S.F.%20-%20Homeless%20Guy%20With%20a%20Funny%20Sign.jpg



Yeah, so what is his problem?



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/15/09 at 7:18 pm



Yeah, so what is his problem?



Cat


he needs $1.00.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/15/09 at 11:40 pm

http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/funny-pictures-baby-sitting-is-not-what-your-cat-had-in-mind.jpg


Cat ain't gonna like this one.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/16/09 at 5:56 am


http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/funny-pictures-baby-sitting-is-not-what-your-cat-had-in-mind.jpg


Cat ain't gonna like this one.



MEOW!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/16/09 at 11:22 am


http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/funny-pictures-baby-sitting-is-not-what-your-cat-had-in-mind.jpg


Cat ain't gonna like this one.



Why? I laughed when I saw it. The cat doesn't seem to mind.




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/16/09 at 1:53 pm



Why? I laughed when I saw it. The cat doesn't seem to mind.




Cat

Let's just hope the kid didn't drink loads of milk before..and...um...it's not wearing any diapers..and...um...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/16/09 at 2:21 pm

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/13_2008/c1f05f53e8_0.preview.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/16/09 at 4:46 pm


http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/13_2008/c1f05f53e8_0.preview.jpg


So that's what happens? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/16/09 at 4:48 pm


So that's what happens? ;D

Evidently

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/16/09 at 4:49 pm


Evidently


You get bloated? :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/17/09 at 12:07 am


You get bloated? :o

Not quite..

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/17/09 at 5:50 am

I guess you crap it out.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/17/09 at 3:32 pm


I guess you crap it out.  ;D

Blowing a bubble from the wrong end

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 11/17/09 at 5:03 pm


Blowing a bubble from the wrong end


It stopped being funny when you had to explain it

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/17/09 at 7:15 pm


It stopped being funny when you had to explain it

Blame Howard, he kept asking. ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/17/09 at 11:51 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-tricycle-fail1.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/18/09 at 7:10 am

http://www.realfreewebsites.com/blog/img/fail2.jpg

Thanksgiving FAIL.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/18/09 at 7:11 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-tricycle-fail1.jpg


he better watch out. :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/18/09 at 5:42 pm


he better watch out. :o

he better not cry

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 11/18/09 at 7:01 pm


he better not cry


;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/19/09 at 12:36 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/Sog4mkcHi-I/AAAAAAAAIoo/e1YSSdg5pjQ/s400/Chinglish+light+switch.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/19/09 at 5:58 am


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/Sog4mkcHi-I/AAAAAAAAIoo/e1YSSdg5pjQ/s400/Chinglish+light+switch.jpg


OH OH!  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/19/09 at 4:22 pm

http://x3e.xanga.com/195a66f21663378462293/z53244210.jpg

as opposed to??

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/19/09 at 4:53 pm


http://x3e.xanga.com/195a66f21663378462293/z53244210.jpg

as opposed to??


That was my question, too.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/20/09 at 12:00 am


That was my question, too.



Cat

Maybe it's a well known area for drunks, who can only crawl home.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/20/09 at 7:03 am


http://x3e.xanga.com/195a66f21663378462293/z53244210.jpg

as opposed to??


walking backwards? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/20/09 at 7:04 am

http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2009/04/fail-owned-kid-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/20/09 at 5:30 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_t9D_ovmGhQE/R0MVr9sXRsI/AAAAAAAAMEg/N_QKJ6KgtOI/s400/Youre+Doing+It+Wrong.jpg

Might have posted this before, not sure, just looks painful.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 11/20/09 at 10:20 pm


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_t9D_ovmGhQE/R0MVr9sXRsI/AAAAAAAAMEg/N_QKJ6KgtOI/s400/Youre+Doing+It+Wrong.jpg

Might have posted this before, not sure, just looks painful.

The look on the poor girl's face says it all

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/20/09 at 11:32 pm

http://www.peopleamazeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/4156_1138498512871_1539642975_30335108_6440616_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/21/09 at 7:12 am


http://www.peopleamazeme.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/4156_1138498512871_1539642975_30335108_6440616_n.jpg


You're right,he's doing it all wrong.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/21/09 at 1:18 pm


You're right,he's doing it all wrong.  ;D

Yup, the face should be on his book, not vice-versa like it is.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/21/09 at 4:21 pm


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_t9D_ovmGhQE/R0MVr9sXRsI/AAAAAAAAMEg/N_QKJ6KgtOI/s400/Youre+Doing+It+Wrong.jpg

Might have posted this before, not sure, just looks painful.



OUCH!!!!!!



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/21/09 at 7:05 pm


Yup, the face should be on his book, not vice-versa like it is.


You mean facebook.com? ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Bobo on 11/21/09 at 7:06 pm


You mean facebook.com? ???

No no.. bookface.com!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/21/09 at 7:07 pm


No no.. bookface.com!


Is that a real website?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Bobo on 11/21/09 at 7:08 pm

I think that the Facebook brand should not just confine itself to faces. I'm looking forward to patenting Duodenum Book, Elbow Book, and Islets of Langerhans book..

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Bobo on 11/21/09 at 7:08 pm


Is that a real website?

Someone has stolen the URL and turned it into one of those obnoxious "sponsors" sites.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/21/09 at 7:09 pm


I think that the Facebook brand should not just confine itself to faces. I'm looking forward to patenting Duodenum Book, Elbow Book, and Islets of Langerhans book..


or bobobook.com? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/21/09 at 10:24 pm


or bobobook.com? ;D

or boboprime.com  bobosleeps.com (webcam showing bobo sleeping for 23 minutes, waking up for 12 minutes, etc...)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/22/09 at 6:56 am


or boboprime.com   bobosleeps.com (webcam showing bobo sleeping for 23 minutes, waking up for 12 minutes, etc...)


No such website exists.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/22/09 at 10:46 pm


No such website exists.

I know, I was kidding

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/23/09 at 5:49 am


I know, I was kidding



I thought so.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Bobo on 11/23/09 at 5:50 am


or boboprime.com  bobosleeps.com (webcam showing bobo sleeping for 23 minutes, waking up for 12 minutes, etc...)

I can understand why I woudl sleep for 23 minutes, but I would prefer to be awake for 11 minutes, what with it being a prime number and all...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Bobo on 11/23/09 at 5:50 am


No such website exists.

Perhaps it should!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/23/09 at 5:51 am


Perhaps it should!


then create one.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Silver Power on 11/23/09 at 12:12 pm

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129025959210058086.jpg

Pretty wrong.

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129017863310889298.jpg

Really wrong.

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Rui-russianbridenotasadvert.jpg

Just plain WRONG.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/23/09 at 12:16 pm


http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129025959210058086.jpg

Pretty wrong.

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129017863310889298.jpg

Really wrong.

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Rui-russianbridenotasadvert.jpg

Just plain WRONG.



I don't know which one is worse.




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/23/09 at 12:46 pm



I don't know which one is worse.




Cat

The 1st or 2nd one.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 11/23/09 at 3:01 pm


The 1st or 2nd one.


...'cos the 3rd one's Frank on a Saturday night???  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/23/09 at 4:20 pm


...'cos the 3rd one's Frank on a Saturday night???  ;)

You should know, you took the picture. Too bad we can't show your photos here. Too X-rated. :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/23/09 at 4:36 pm


http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129025959210058086.jpg

Pretty wrong.

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/129017863310889298.jpg

Really wrong.

http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Rui-russianbridenotasadvert.jpg

Just plain WRONG.


Wow,that's really wrong.  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/23/09 at 5:17 pm

http://gallery.raddray.com/albums/engrish/flesh_meat.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 11/23/09 at 7:40 pm


http://gallery.raddray.com/albums/engrish/flesh_meat.jpg



now that's funny  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/23/09 at 10:57 pm


now that's funny  ;D

Wonder if they have some signs with "flesh fish" and "flesh fruit" and "flesh veggies"

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 11/24/09 at 12:57 am


http://gallery.raddray.com/albums/engrish/flesh_meat.jpg



Hmmm...reminds me of that classic movie "Flesh Gordon" ...  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/24/09 at 7:05 am


http://gallery.raddray.com/albums/engrish/flesh_meat.jpg



Wow,that's weird,Who'd want to eat flesh? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/24/09 at 7:08 am

http://www.aacblog.com/wp-content/uploads/engrish-04.jpg

nice what? nice back?  ??? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/24/09 at 10:46 am


http://www.aacblog.com/wp-content/uploads/engrish-04.jpg

nice what? nice back?  ??? ;D

Your boyfriend seen Nice. "Nice" is a city in France.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/24/09 at 11:13 am


Wow,that's weird,Who'd want to eat flesh? ;D



Jeffrey Dahmer?



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/24/09 at 3:30 pm


Your boyfriend seen Nice. "Nice" is a city in France.


Oh Right,that too.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/24/09 at 3:41 pm


Oh Right,that too.

But I don't think the shirt meant to say that

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 4:51 pm



Jeffrey Dahmer?



Cat


Completely off topic, but how do I add a signature to my posts? Do I have to manually enter them in, because that would get tiresome. Just curious.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/24/09 at 5:06 pm


Completely off topic, but how do I add a signature to my posts? Do I have to manually enter them in, because that would get tiresome. Just curious.  ;D

I must be frank with you here, ask a moderator how to do it..ask Red Ant..or whoever YOU THINK he is... ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 5:39 pm

Cat has informed me as to the trick to doing it.

It turns out that at the end of her posts, she typed 'C-A-T'. Brilliant!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/24/09 at 5:41 pm


Cat has informed me as to the trick to doing it.

It turns out that at the end of her posts, she typed 'C-A-T'. Brilliant!



Oh man, you weren't supposed to tell anyone my secret.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 5:42 pm



Oh man, you weren't supposed to tell anyone my secret.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D




Cat


Come on, SP! Don't you know a secret when you see one?... LOL JK.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/24/09 at 5:46 pm


Cat has informed me as to the trick to doing it.

It turns out that at the end of her posts, she typed 'C-A-T'. Brilliant!

You must Karma her for that, all the hard work and the many steps she took to help you out.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 5:49 pm

I karma'd her just because.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/24/09 at 5:56 pm


I karma'd her just because.



Just because what?



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/24/09 at 5:57 pm



Just because what?

Cat

Now she's asking too many questions... :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 5:58 pm



Just because what?



Cat


Just for being awesome.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/24/09 at 5:59 pm


Now she's asking too many questions... :D



Who me?



Just for being awesome.



Good answer.  ;)




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/24/09 at 6:01 pm


Just for being awesome.

Yah, Cat is awesome...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 6:02 pm


You must Karma her for that, all the hard work and the many steps she took to help you out.


I already did.

She told me that she's typed that signature in every single post she's ever made. This would truly be the wrongest thread ever if she posted a message with out that signature.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 6:03 pm


This would truly be the wrongest thread ever if she posted a message with out that signature.


AMEN! That would be like me changing my sig.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/24/09 at 6:05 pm


Yah, Cat is awesome...




Oh man, guys you are making me blush. But don't let that stop you.  ;)




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 11/24/09 at 6:07 pm



Oh man, guys you are making me blush. But don't let that stop you.  ;)




Cat


It won't stop me! Another karamel possibly tomorrow.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 11/24/09 at 6:33 pm


Wonder if they have some signs with "flesh fish" and "flesh fruit" and "flesh veggies"



wouldn't that be "Flesh Flute"  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 11/24/09 at 6:35 pm


Cat has informed me as to the trick to doing it.

It turns out that at the end of her posts, she typed 'C-A-T'. Brilliant!


that Cat.... she's a genius alright!  ;D


it would probably worked better for you if you typed out T-O-R-E-Y tho.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 11/24/09 at 6:37 pm


I already did.

She told me that she's typed that signature in every single post she's ever made. This would truly be the wrongest thread ever if she posted a message with out that signature.


I tried to get her to sign her posts Morticia during Halloween but she wouldn't  :(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 7:07 pm



wouldn't that be "Flesh Flute"   ???


It seems as though you have just created a new sexual term. Unless someone else made it. But good on you though for putting my mind in the gutter.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 11/24/09 at 7:08 pm


I already did.

She told me that she's typed that signature in every single post she's ever made. This would truly be the wrongest thread ever if she posted a message with out that signature.


Even when she was trying to be incognito! 

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/24/09 at 7:11 pm



wouldn't that be "Flesh Flute"  ???

Good point!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 11/24/09 at 7:14 pm


It seems as though you have just created a new sexual term. Unless someone else made it. But good on you though for putting my mind in the gutter.


I'm guessing the distance between your mind and the gutter was not much of a journey  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Silver Power on 11/24/09 at 7:15 pm


I'm guessing the distance between your mind and the gutter was not much of a journey  ;)


If my mind wasn't in the gutter, it would be homeless.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/25/09 at 12:09 am


If my mind wasn't in the gutter, it would be homeless.  ;)

Lots of us would be homeless

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/25/09 at 12:55 am

http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kids-with-gas.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/25/09 at 6:55 am


http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/kids-with-gas.jpg


What about Adults?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/25/09 at 6:57 am

http://www.worldoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/drunk-girl-fail-4.jpg

must be the day after Thanksgiving.  ;D^

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 11:15 am


http://www.worldoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/drunk-girl-fail-4.jpg


What an ass!  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/25/09 at 11:22 am


I tried to get her to sign her posts Morticia during Halloween but she wouldn't  :(



They didn't teach us how to spell Morticia in college but they taught us how to spell cat.

Before I could not spell grad u ate, now I are one.




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 11:23 am



They didn't teach us how to spell Morticia in college but they taught us how to spell cat.

Before I could not spell grad u ate, now I are one.




Cat


Lolz. I would give you Karamel every day for the rest of the week to just post once without any type of signature.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/25/09 at 11:38 am


http://www.worldoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/drunk-girl-fail-4.jpg

must be the day after Thanksgiving.  ;D^

or after a graduation party

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/25/09 at 7:42 pm


What an ass!  :D


Wow,you're telling me. :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Silver Power on 11/25/09 at 8:13 pm


Wow,you're telling me. :o


I was talking about her behavior.  ::)

But I understand where you were coming from as well.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 11/25/09 at 10:30 pm


I was talking about her behavior.  ::)

But I understand where you were coming from as well.  ;)


Yes...he was being felxible (as was she)... ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 11/25/09 at 10:32 pm


Yes...he was being felxible (as was she)... ::)


she looked like she was gonna be in a lot of pain in the am!  (at both ends  :D  )

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 11/25/09 at 11:20 pm


she looked like she was gonna be in a lot of pain in the am!   (at both ends  :D  )


Yes...and that's exactly where i'd put my chin too...on a toilet seat!  :o  Very hygenic.... :-\\

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/26/09 at 12:13 am

We interrupt this page of text to bring you a word from the delightfully-wrong Cyanide and Happiness:

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/breast.png

And now, back to our regularly-scheduled inappropriateness...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/26/09 at 5:56 am


We interrupt this page of text to bring you a word from the delightfully-wrong Cyanide and Happiness:

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/breast.png

And now, back to our regularly-scheduled inappropriateness...



Man,that IS wrong.stupid kids. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/26/09 at 11:03 am

Ah, those curious children.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 11/26/09 at 2:56 pm

But it WAS a fair question!  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/26/09 at 3:53 pm


But it WAS a fair question!  ::)

gibbo must be the child on the far right  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/26/09 at 8:33 pm


gibbo must be the child on the far right  ;D


Then who's the woman?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/26/09 at 10:37 pm


Then who's the woman?

Tootsie?  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/27/09 at 3:41 pm


Tootsie?  :D



She never looked like a stick figure.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/27/09 at 4:54 pm

http://upnextinsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sports-pictures-terrell-owens-eating-wrong.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 11/27/09 at 6:34 pm


http://upnextinsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sports-pictures-terrell-owens-eating-wrong.jpg

Shouldn't that be Gatorade?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/27/09 at 7:54 pm


Shouldn't that be Gatorade?


Either way, ya think T.O. would remove his helmet?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/27/09 at 8:36 pm

In honor of Black Friday:

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/573.jpg

If the pre-Black Friday festivities are any indication, I think People of Wal-Mart will be getting some pretty good stuff over the weekend.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 11/27/09 at 9:52 pm


In honor of Black Friday:



If the pre-Black Friday festivities are any indication, I think People of Wal-Mart will be getting some pretty good stuff over the weekend.


speaking of... have you ever visited the site people of walmart dot com?  pretty funny pics.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/27/09 at 10:42 pm


speaking of... have you ever visited the site people of walmart dot com?  pretty funny pics.


You might say it's like Cakewrecks, but with people ;)

Speaking of which, it was either boobs-on-her-back girl, or wishing everyone on this thread a...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-cake-fail.jpg

...Happy Thanksgiving.  (Oops.)

(Speaking of Cakewrecks, the biggest FAIL is that this cake hasn't appeared on Cakewrecks yet...)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/27/09 at 11:33 pm


In honor of Black Friday:

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/573.jpg

If the pre-Black Friday festivities are any indication, I think People of Wal-Mart will be getting some pretty good stuff over the weekend.

Oh boy, that's funny and gross. It's Grosnny

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 11/28/09 at 1:33 am


In honor of Black Friday:

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/573.jpg

If the pre-Black Friday festivities are any indication, I think People of Wal-Mart will be getting some pretty good stuff over the weekend.


Oh dear..... :-\\

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/28/09 at 7:16 am


In honor of Black Friday:

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/573.jpg

If the pre-Black Friday festivities are any indication, I think People of Wal-Mart will be getting some pretty good stuff over the weekend.


Back boobs.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/28/09 at 12:44 pm


Back boobs.  ;D

8-P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/28/09 at 12:55 pm


8-P
Not a pretty sight?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/28/09 at 1:03 pm


Not a pretty sight?

Not for me. Maybe for Howard?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/28/09 at 1:11 pm


Not for me. Maybe for Howard?
I would rather not say.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/28/09 at 7:30 pm


Not for me. Maybe for Howard?


8-P me too.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/28/09 at 11:49 pm


8-P me too.

Good to know Howard!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/29/09 at 5:59 am


Good to know Howard!



or that could've been back fat.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/29/09 at 11:48 pm

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/engrish-funny-bad-bathroom.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/30/09 at 1:30 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/engrish-funny-bad-bathroom.jpg



Does that bathroom need to be punished?



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/30/09 at 3:28 pm



Does that bathroom need to be punished?



Cat

The person/committee who approved the sign should get punished

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/30/09 at 4:07 pm


The person/committee who approved the sign should get punished



They might enjoy it.  :o :o :o



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/30/09 at 4:08 pm



They might enjoy it.  :o :o :o



Cat

What type of punishment are you thinking of?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/30/09 at 4:20 pm


What type of punishment are you thinking of?



I can't answer that because Howard will read this.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 11/30/09 at 4:25 pm



I can't answer that because Howard will read this.

Cat

Of course...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 11/30/09 at 4:38 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/engrish-funny-bad-bathroom.jpg


What's so bad about it? Someone stuffed it up? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/01/09 at 12:33 am

http://community.brandrepublic.com/blogs/dailypoke/DP3%2029.10.09.jpg

???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/01/09 at 5:55 am


http://community.brandrepublic.com/blogs/dailypoke/DP3%2029.10.09.jpg

???



me the lipstick?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 12/01/09 at 7:10 am


http://community.brandrepublic.com/blogs/dailypoke/DP3%2029.10.09.jpg

???


I bet that was on the door to a changing room in a ladies clothes shop.  They want you to be careful when trying on the clothes so your make-up doesn't get on the garment.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/01/09 at 3:06 pm


I bet that was on the door to a changing room in a ladies clothes shop.  They want you to be careful when trying on the clothes so your make-up doesn't get on the garment.



But what does flowers have to do with it?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/01/09 at 3:09 pm



But what does flowers have to do with it?  ???


'cos of all those 'budding' makeup artists out there... ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/01/09 at 3:12 pm

http://www.micktravels.com/china/signs/12-funny-chinese-sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/01/09 at 3:38 pm



But what does flowers have to do with it?  ???

I'll try and ask my wife when she gets home from work tonight.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/02/09 at 2:34 pm

http://eebmore.baltiblogs.com/img/drunk_santa.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/02/09 at 2:35 pm


http://eebmore.baltiblogs.com/img/drunk_santa.jpg



Cat



just hope there's milk in that bottle?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/02/09 at 3:00 pm


http://eebmore.baltiblogs.com/img/drunk_santa.jpg



Cat


I'm just glad that Santa has a hidden Clause.... :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/02/09 at 3:01 pm


I'm just glad that Santa has a hidden Clause.... :o


and that is?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/02/09 at 6:26 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-manicure-set-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/02/09 at 11:13 pm

http://kylini.com/b/Oh%20Boy.jpg

Happy Chair is... a little too happy.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/03/09 at 1:59 am


I'm just glad that Santa has a hidden Clause.... :o


Clever!!!  ;D


Wonder if anyone will use it for their avatar  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/03/09 at 7:07 am


http://kylini.com/b/Oh%20Boy.jpg

Happy Chair is... a little too happy.


chairs like a little ass. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/03/09 at 11:50 am


I'm just glad that Santa has a hidden Clause.... :o

Good one gibbo!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/03/09 at 12:09 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-manicure-set-fail.jpg





I think that is an answer to this:

http://www.onlyatest.org/jdjArchives/FemaleHammer-thumb.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/03/09 at 2:32 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C9xPIdOLdaU/SaLxeERWQoI/AAAAAAAAABE/MIfIeXen-uc/s400/Fail+Blog+Fail+Thumbnail+3.jpg

boobs have ears?!?!  :o ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/03/09 at 3:29 pm



I think that is an answer to this:

http://www.onlyatest.org/jdjArchives/FemaleHammer-thumb.jpg



Cat

They should get together and form a company.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/05/09 at 1:13 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-bag-child-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/05/09 at 7:14 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-bag-child-fail.jpg


Wow,dangerous.  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/05/09 at 12:00 pm


Wow,dangerous.  :o
Riding pillion or the plastic bag?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/05/09 at 4:43 pm

The plastic bag

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/05/09 at 7:19 pm


The plastic bag


How could he mistake that for a helmet? ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/06/09 at 5:33 pm


How could he mistake that for a helmet? ???

Maybe he put it there so the kid won't get bugs on his face

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/06/09 at 5:47 pm


Maybe he put it there so the kid won't get bugs on his face


That's what I think too....

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/06/09 at 5:51 pm


Maybe he put it there so the kid won't get bugs on his face


makes sense to me!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/06/09 at 6:13 pm


makes sense to me!


That's what I think too....

gibbo, snoz and Frank all agreeing on something.
wow...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/06/09 at 6:15 pm


gibbo, snoz and Frank all agreeing on something.
wow...


I know I'm just feeling generous tonight.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/06/09 at 6:31 pm


I know I'm just feeling generous tonight.  ;)

coz it's your b'day tomorrow?
Have fun!!!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/06/09 at 6:42 pm


coz it's your b'day tomorrow?
Have fun!!!


technically its in 6 hours!!!!  

Thanks I will!!!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/06/09 at 7:02 pm


Maybe he put it there so the kid won't get bugs on his face


But won't he suffocate?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/06/09 at 7:03 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-grandma-fail.jpg


Grandma's Birthday FAIL.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/06/09 at 8:09 pm


But won't he suffocate?  ???

That's why it was a FAIL and it's wrong

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/06/09 at 8:10 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-grandma-fail.jpg


Grandma's Birthday FAIL.  ;D

Major fail. She should ditch the 2 grandkids.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/06/09 at 8:11 pm


Major fail. She should ditch the 2 grandkids.


Ummm....who said they were grandkids?  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/06/09 at 8:15 pm


Ummm....who said they were grandkids?  ;)

I didn't say they were hers.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/06/09 at 11:22 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-gangsta-fail.jpg

Well, if anyone needs an avatar for the Christmas Avatar contest, this one's probably still available.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/07/09 at 5:50 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-gangsta-fail.jpg

Well, if anyone needs an avatar for the Christmas Avatar contest, this one's probably still available.



retarded FAIL. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/08/09 at 1:13 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-gift-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/08/09 at 7:12 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/fail-owned-gift-fail.jpg


sure,Mom always need that special gift. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/08/09 at 12:40 pm


sure,Mom always need that special gift. ;D

Would you give this to a Mom at Christmas?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 12/08/09 at 1:45 pm


Would you give this to a Mom at Christmas?


If she's had some at the right time maybe she wouldn't be a mum today!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/08/09 at 5:19 pm


If she's had some at the right time maybe she wouldn't be a mum today!

Good point Karen!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/08/09 at 6:56 pm


Would you give this to a Mom at Christmas?


Oh Hell No!  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/08/09 at 8:07 pm


Oh Hell No!  ::)

Good answer.  :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/08/09 at 11:38 pm


Would you give this to a Mom at Christmas?


Only if she's one of the ILFs at Santa's Workshop.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/09/09 at 1:01 am

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SWA5DgbsjyI/AAAAAAAA1WI/NlrscAOZ7Ns/s640/24decor.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/09/09 at 4:16 am


If she's had some at the right time maybe she wouldn't be a mum today!


I was thinking the same thing... like maybe give them to mom so she doesn't make the same mistake twice  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/09/09 at 7:07 am

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/toysrus-hooters.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGSxPzot3LsjDoldduDjwlZrfriDQ

Toys R Hooters?  ;D^

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/09/09 at 7:01 pm

They are toys for some people  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/10/09 at 7:13 am


They are toys for some people  :o



Yeah,in the Adult Section. ;D^

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/10/09 at 2:47 pm



Yeah,in the Adult Section. ;D^

Precisely

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/10/09 at 7:27 pm

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Qvti2ehEQ8k/SAcFg80LDgI/AAAAAAAACzE/7LYkJbGl8w4/s400/3.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFthpe4C85KGSGk27nlFU_igKvNEQ

Whoops!  :o

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/11/09 at 12:18 am

http://ounitproductions.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fail_owned_buy_baby_fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/11/09 at 7:01 am


http://ounitproductions.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fail_owned_buy_baby_fail.jpg


That's a major fail.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/11/09 at 10:40 am


http://ounitproductions.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/fail_owned_buy_baby_fail.jpg


hmmmm baby in a sniper scope... I don't know... looks right to me!  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/11/09 at 11:50 am


hmmmm baby in a sniper scope... I don't know... looks right to me!  ;)

Note to self: Do not let Q babysit my kids...well, not more than twice... :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/11/09 at 11:55 am


Note to self: Do not let Q babysit my kids...well, not more than twice... :D



It only takes once man!  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/11/09 at 12:02 pm



It only takes once man!  ;D ;D

http://www.allhatnocattle.net/Why_men_shouldn't_babysit.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Silver Power on 12/11/09 at 3:17 pm

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/engrish-funny-assorted-drinks.jpg

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/654.jpg

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/642.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/11/09 at 3:22 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/engrish-funny-assorted-drinks.jpg





Just for the taste of it, diet...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/11/09 at 4:15 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/engrish-funny-assorted-drinks.jpg





Carlos asked, "What is that? Low-cal sperm?"



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/11/09 at 4:18 pm



Carlos asked, "What is that? Low-cal sperm?"



Cat
It's the real thingy?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/11/09 at 4:26 pm


It's the real thingy?

Do you need a straw?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/11/09 at 4:27 pm


Do you need a straw?
Does the drink stand out on it's own?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/11/09 at 4:30 pm


Does the drink stand out on it's own?

I'm sure it stands out

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/11/09 at 4:50 pm



the real question is do you swallow it or just sip and spit  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/11/09 at 4:52 pm



the real question is do you swallow it or just sip and spit  ;D

depends..some like to sip, some like to swallow. Some go back for a second one.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/11/09 at 7:05 pm

I'd rather have regular cock than diet cock

COCK IS IT!!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/11/09 at 7:56 pm


I'd rather have regular cock than diet cock

COCK IS IT!!!!  ;D

Oh Howard....sometimes...I don't know...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/11/09 at 7:58 pm


Oh Howard....sometimes...I don't know...



;D  I'm sorry that was terrible.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/11/09 at 8:00 pm



;D  I'm sorry that was terrible.

Sometimes you go just a little too far...just a little.
But, no worries.
have a coke and relax... ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/11/09 at 8:00 pm


Sometimes you go just a little too far...just a little.
But, no worries.
have a coke and relax... ;)


Thank You.  :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/11/09 at 8:38 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/engrish-funny-assorted-drinks.jpg


http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/27/633790248555400240-spicycocksoup.jpg

So they asked for a meal that would pair well with their table's choice of beverage.  And told the customer to go eat a bowl of dicks.  Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/11/09 at 8:39 pm


http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/27/633790248555400240-spicycocksoup.jpg

So they asked for a meal that would pair well with their table's choice of beverage.  And told the customer to go eat a bowl of dicks.  Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?


As the SlapChop guy says "You're gonna love my nuts!"

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/12/09 at 12:03 am

I'm a sucker for that kind of add  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/12/09 at 7:22 am

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.uberpix.net/wp-content/main/2009_07/driving-fail.jpg&usg=AFQjCNH4aBsuw95J-oY11ILC6zOt__UEGw

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dagwood on 12/12/09 at 8:47 am


http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.uberpix.net/wp-content/main/2009_07/driving-fail.jpg&usg=AFQjCNH4aBsuw95J-oY11ILC6zOt__UEGw


whoops.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/12/09 at 11:43 am


http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.uberpix.net/wp-content/main/2009_07/driving-fail.jpg&usg=AFQjCNH4aBsuw95J-oY11ILC6zOt__UEGw

Someone forgot about the brakes.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/12/09 at 11:50 am


http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.uberpix.net/wp-content/main/2009_07/driving-fail.jpg&usg=AFQjCNH4aBsuw95J-oY11ILC6zOt__UEGw



Don't you hate when that happens?



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/12/09 at 2:04 pm


I'm a sucker for that kind of add  :o


Is that with or without mayo?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/12/09 at 3:04 pm


Someone forgot about the brakes.


or it could've been the new opener to Dukes Of Hazzard. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/12/09 at 3:54 pm

Could have happened to Tiger Woods if he didn't hit a hydrant and a tree.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/12/09 at 4:01 pm

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://failblog.in/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/shop_display_fail.ats4pjkttj8bcwo8g80008044.cp8ty62zlom7wgc8wcsgo40w0.th.jpeg&usg=AFQjCNH4PxcSXuueE6wD2eX7JwChsi8lfw

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/12/09 at 4:06 pm


http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://failblog.in/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/shop_display_fail.ats4pjkttj8bcwo8g80008044.cp8ty62zlom7wgc8wcsgo40w0.th.jpeg&usg=AFQjCNH4PxcSXuueE6wD2eX7JwChsi8lfw

I don't get it..need to see a wider photo, coz looks like the man has a similar thing

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/12/09 at 4:06 pm


I don't get it..need to see a wider photo, coz looks like the man has a similar thing


looks like she's choking.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/12/09 at 6:21 pm


looks like she's choking.

They both are.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/12/09 at 6:25 pm


They both are.


can you blame them? Who wants to get married?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/12/09 at 6:41 pm


can you blame them? Who wants to get married?

good point.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/13/09 at 7:20 am

http://www.failpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golden-shower-restaurant-fail.jpg


free apple juice refills with your order.  ;D^

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/09 at 9:37 am


http://www.failpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/golden-shower-restaurant-fail.jpg


free apple juice refills with your order.  ;D^


cuz Apple Juice makes the showers more golden?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Silver Power on 12/13/09 at 2:18 pm



the real question is do you swallow it or just sip and spit  ;D


Literally LOL. Karma.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/13/09 at 5:02 pm


cuz Apple Juice makes the showers more golden?  ???

I don't get it either.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/09 at 5:05 pm


I don't get it either.


but you know what a golden Shower is right? and why we probably shouldn't discuss them here  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/13/09 at 5:07 pm


but you know what a golden Shower is right? and why we probably shouldn't discuss them here  ;)

Yes but I don't get the apple juice making showers more golden.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/09 at 5:09 pm


Yes but I don't get the apple juice making showers more golden.


spoken like someone who hasn't looked down in the toilet after drinking lots of Apple juice  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/13/09 at 5:12 pm


spoken like someone who hasn't looked down in the toilet after drinking lots of Apple juice  ;D

What's a toilet? We have igloos.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/13/09 at 5:12 pm


What's a toilet? We have igloos.


stay out of the yellow ones!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/13/09 at 6:53 pm


stay out of the yellow ones!!!  ;D

Don't eat the yellow snow

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dagwood on 12/13/09 at 7:01 pm


Don't eat the yellow snow


You can go where the huskies go but don't you eat that yellow snow.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/13/09 at 7:08 pm


cuz Apple Juice makes the showers more golden?  ???


the apple juice is supposed to look like urine.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/14/09 at 10:55 am


the apple juice is supposed to look like urine.  ;D

Guess I'm not buying any Apple Juice from Pathmark in the future. :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/14/09 at 4:13 pm


Guess I'm not buying any Apple Juice from Pathmark in the future. :D


I'm thinking if Howard's urine is the color of Apple Juice it may be time to go see a urologist or something  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/14/09 at 4:29 pm


I'm thinking if Howard's urine is the color of Apple Juice it may be time to go see a urologist or something  :o

a low point in inthe00s.com...discussing Howard's urine.  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/14/09 at 4:34 pm


a low point in inthe00s.com...discussing Howard's urine.  :D


uh... let's not go there,Shall We?  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/14/09 at 4:34 pm


Guess I'm not buying any Apple Juice from Pathmark in the future. :D


Good,fine with me. :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/14/09 at 5:10 pm


a low point in inthe00s.com...discussing Howard's urine.  :D


believe me we've gone lower!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 12/14/09 at 9:27 pm


believe me we've gone lower!  ;D

I was just thinking about typing that, but decided to read the rest of the thread first for a change

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/15/09 at 12:39 am


believe me we've gone lower!  ;D

Guess that was before my time here (only been here 10 mths)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/15/09 at 3:57 am


a low point in inthe00s.com...discussing Howard's urine.  :D


I disagree...it's a high point!  Howard's urine is of the highest quality and deserves much discussion.... ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/15/09 at 5:44 am


I disagree...it's a high point!  Howard's urine is of the highest quality and deserves much discussion.... ::)


Don't encourage them.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/15/09 at 5:44 am


believe me we've gone lower!  ;D


probably lower than low.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/15/09 at 12:44 pm


Howard's urine is of the highest quality and deserves much discussion.... ::)

How would you know that?  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/15/09 at 3:03 pm

http://images.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.failimages.com/jokepics/38-bathroomfail.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGT54tQcjzNXVOA7s4Zv1o2Sp7btA

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/15/09 at 4:38 pm

Yup, too many cups on the floor, urinals..

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/15/09 at 7:31 pm


How would you know that?  :o


Same way I know that yours is as weak as piss!  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/16/09 at 12:26 am


Same way I know that yours is as weak as piss!  :P

??

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/16/09 at 5:51 am


Yup, too many cups on the floor, urinals..



She keeps missing the toilet. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/16/09 at 7:34 pm

While we are on the subject of toilets...
http://sneezl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fail-toilet.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Jack Wilson on 12/16/09 at 7:37 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-christmas-lighting-win.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/17/09 at 12:59 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-christmas-lighting-win.jpg

Don't eat the yellow snow below.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/17/09 at 5:47 am


While we are on the subject of toilets...
http://sneezl.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/fail-toilet.jpg


I don't think people would want to drink toilet water? EW!  ;D :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/17/09 at 10:44 am


I don't think people would want to drink toilet water? EW!  ;D :P

Not my first choice in a beverage.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/17/09 at 1:13 pm

http://www.fashion268.net/images/news/news_940strange%20dress.jpg

dress FAIL.  ;D^

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/17/09 at 11:46 pm

(( Christmas Lighting WIN! ))


I hereby nominate Jack ...  Godlike win, dude :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/18/09 at 12:24 am

http://cloversignsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/funnysticker.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/18/09 at 5:52 am


http://cloversignsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/funnysticker.jpg


What's a screwshave?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/18/09 at 12:06 pm


What's a screwshave?

I don't know.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/18/09 at 3:32 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-snow-clearing-fail.jpg


dumb,stupid FAIL! ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/18/09 at 4:38 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-snow-clearing-fail.jpg


dumb,stupid FAIL! ::)

Hey, that's where my car is!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dagwood on 12/18/09 at 6:22 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-snow-clearing-fail.jpg


dumb,stupid FAIL! ::)


Well now, that sucks

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/18/09 at 7:13 pm


What's a screwshave?


It sounds exciting...yet dangerous!  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 12/19/09 at 12:29 am

a screwshave is what you get when you type two words but forget to type the space.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/19/09 at 12:44 am


What's a screwshave?
Is it safe to Google Search it?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/19/09 at 12:45 am


Well now, that sucks

Especially if the person fell asleep in the car.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/19/09 at 1:11 am

http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082009/chinglish.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/19/09 at 5:54 am


It sounds exciting...yet dangerous!  ::)
Be careful with the razors?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/19/09 at 7:02 am


http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/082009/chinglish.jpg




Yeah,whatever they said.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/19/09 at 1:42 pm


Yeah,whatever they said.  ;D

A few spelling errors there.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/19/09 at 7:45 pm


A few spelling errors there.



they should use a better typewriter.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/19/09 at 8:41 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-snow-clearing-fail.jpg


dumb,stupid FAIL! ::)



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2101/2229051772_e26f816179_m.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2014/2229070888_430a881314_m.jpg


BTW, THAT is our car! (Well, it was at the time the photos were taken. We have since sold that one.)


Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/19/09 at 9:37 pm



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2101/2229051772_e26f816179_m.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2014/2229070888_430a881314_m.jpg


BTW, THAT is our car! (Well, it was at the time the photos were taken. We have since sold that one.)


Cat

Nice shots, reminds me of my days in MTL

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/20/09 at 2:35 am



they should use a better typewriter.
The typewriter is not at fault here.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/20/09 at 7:06 am

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/snackeru/greet/snowman.jpg


;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 12/20/09 at 10:26 am

^ I think it's cute.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/20/09 at 1:47 pm

But it doesn't seem wrong.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/20/09 at 3:56 pm


But it doesn't seem wrong.



Then why did you post it in the Wrongest Thread? That was just so wrong.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/20/09 at 8:13 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-baby-needs-alphabetizing-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/21/09 at 5:50 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-baby-needs-alphabetizing-fail.jpg



and what about the Mother's needs? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/21/09 at 12:36 pm



and what about the Mother's needs? ;D

Pacifiers and diapers

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/21/09 at 12:40 pm


Pacifiers and diapers



Pacifiers are definitely WRONG!!! A kid doesn't learn to talk if you are constantly sticking a pacifier in his/her mouth. Also, once they get teeth, the pacifier can make the teeth crooked.




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/21/09 at 1:03 pm



Pacifiers are definitely WRONG!!! A kid doesn't learn to talk if you are constantly sticking a pacifier in his/her mouth. Also, once they get teeth, the pacifier can make the teeth crooked.

Cat

But it was for the mother, not the kids (I replied to Howard's post)
...that way the mother doesn't talk  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/21/09 at 1:16 pm


But it was for the mother, not the kids (I replied to Howard's post)
...that way the mother doesn't talk  ;)



Gotcha!



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/21/09 at 5:01 pm


But it was for the mother, not the kids (I replied to Howard's post)
...that way the mother doesn't talk  ;)



Good idea.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/21/09 at 5:29 pm



Good idea.  ;D

No kidding!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/22/09 at 12:01 pm

http://failblog.in/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/chilled_beer_spelling_fail.cz7r79wl50edc0g8ssc0kgs4k.5hotfq51na0ickos8k4cow4oc.th.jpeg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/22/09 at 3:12 pm


http://failblog.in/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/chilled_beer_spelling_fail.cz7r79wl50edc0g8ssc0kgs4k.5hotfq51na0ickos8k4cow4oc.th.jpeg


That'll probably scare some customers.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/22/09 at 3:22 pm

Hmmmmmm....I see nothing too wrong with this!!!!  ;)

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/safety.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/22/09 at 3:25 pm


Hmmmmmm....I see nothing too wrong with this!!!!  ;)

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/safety.jpg


He might get hurt.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/22/09 at 3:38 pm


He might get hurt.


Naahhh....what could possibly go wrong?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/22/09 at 3:44 pm


Naahhh....what could possibly go wrong?  ;D


Everything.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/22/09 at 3:45 pm


That'll probably scare some customers.

Unless they wanted to buy a child bear..baby bear.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/22/09 at 3:47 pm


Unless they wanted to buy a child bear..baby bear.


Baby Bear? As in Red Skelton?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dagwood on 12/22/09 at 3:50 pm


Hmmmmmm....I see nothing too wrong with this!!!!  ;)

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/safety.jpg


Especially if you are looking for the next Darwin Award recipient.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/22/09 at 3:53 pm


He might get hurt.

He should wear a helmet, then he'll be OK.  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/22/09 at 6:20 pm


Hmmmmmm....I see nothing too wrong with this!!!!  ;)


Look, the manual clearly said it was dangerous to get under a car supported only by a jack, without a secondary means of stabilizing the car, such as a set of jackstands rated for the weight of the car.

He just took that secondary bit a little too far.

To get serious for a second -- unlike most of the CYA crap like "...the power cord to this laptop contains lead, a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer in lab rats and other cute animals.  Wash hands after handling the power cord...", the warnings on jacks are there for a reason.  I've seen both the cheap-ass jacks that come with the spare tire fail, and expensive-ass jacks used by real mechanics fail.  In both cases, nobody was under the car.  Jacks have their place, so go ahead and change that tire - but for Darwin's sake don't do any work that requires you to get under the car

Jacks can, and do, fail without warning.  Although the danger is not quite as obvious as that facing our shadetree mechanic in the picture, if you get under a car that is supported only by a jack, you're just as eligible for a Darwin Award as he is.  Stupidity is a capital crime, and there is no appeal.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2262/coxcoxcoxlawyers.jpg

If you get under a car that is supported by only a jack, and you die as a result, even those guys won't take your next of kin's case against the manufacturer.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/22/09 at 10:32 pm

So, if Jack was on the roof and the ladder fell, would you help Jack off?




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/22/09 at 10:48 pm


So, if Jack was on the roof and the ladder fell, would you help Jack off?




Cat



No...Always be above Jack before he gets off. Too messy the other way!  I hope this assists you in answering your clever question... ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/23/09 at 7:11 am


Look, the manual clearly said it was dangerous to get under a car supported only by a jack, without a secondary means of stabilizing the car, such as a set of jackstands rated for the weight of the car.

He just took that secondary bit a little too far.

To get serious for a second -- unlike most of the CYA crap like "...the power cord to this laptop contains lead, a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer in lab rats and other cute animals.  Wash hands after handling the power cord...", the warnings on jacks are there for a reason.  I've seen both the cheap-ass jacks that come with the spare tire fail, and expensive-ass jacks used by real mechanics fail.  In both cases, nobody was under the car.  Jacks have their place, so go ahead and change that tire - but for Darwin's sake don't do any work that requires you to get under the car

Jacks can, and do, fail without warning.  Although the danger is not quite as obvious as that facing our shadetree mechanic in the picture, if you get under a car that is supported only by a jack, you're just as eligible for a Darwin Award as he is.  Stupidity is a capital crime, and there is no appeal.

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2262/coxcoxcoxlawyers.jpg

If you get under a car that is supported by only a jack, and you die as a result, even those guys won't take your next of kin's case against the manufacturer.



How would I know which Cox is which? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/23/09 at 4:03 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-safety-hazard-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 12/23/09 at 6:18 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-safety-hazard-fail.jpg


EPIC FAIL!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/23/09 at 9:52 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-safety-hazard-fail.jpg



But How?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/24/09 at 12:07 am



But How?

I don't know, but it's pretty dumb

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/24/09 at 7:05 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-meat-sign-fail.jpg


Now is this gay or what? ^ ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 12/24/09 at 7:37 am

^ that's just too funny. I wonder what the person was thinking when he or she came up with that idea.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/24/09 at 1:24 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-meat-sign-fail.jpg


Now is this gay or what? ^ ::)

You would have preferred a woman in the photo?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/24/09 at 7:12 pm


You would have preferred a woman in the photo?


Yes.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/24/09 at 11:51 pm

http://www.rob-sheridan.com/sketchblog/pics/xmas2007-sm.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/25/09 at 7:12 am


http://www.rob-sheridan.com/sketchblog/pics/xmas2007-sm.jpg


HA,that's cute,the presents are opening the kids. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/25/09 at 4:25 pm


HA,that's cute,the presents are opening the kids. ;D

If you don't like the kids, can you return them and get something else?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/25/09 at 10:12 pm


http://www.rob-sheridan.com/sketchblog/pics/xmas2007-sm.jpg


Ah, you beat me to posting Rob Sheridan's "Presents Opening Children" (yes, there's wallpaper!).  Awesome!

(In Soviet Russia, presents open you!)


If you don't like the kids, can you return them and get something else?


Oh, sure.  That's the easy part.

http://img.skitch.com/20091225-gqrbaijywnumgrepfd5n216357.jpg

Just tell Santa about it.  He's got 364 days to clean up the naughty list, and his schedule's just opened up.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/26/09 at 1:53 am

http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/parenting-fail-baby-shopping-cart.jpg

At least the box won't break coz it has something soft to fall on.  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/26/09 at 2:11 am


http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/parenting-fail-baby-shopping-cart.jpg

At least the box won't break coz it has something soft to fall on.  :D


good plan... box cushions... they probably hand em out at the door!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/26/09 at 6:53 am


http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/parenting-fail-baby-shopping-cart.jpg

At least the box won't break coz it has something soft to fall on.  :D


HELP,she's trapped!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/26/09 at 10:54 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-home-made-baby-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/27/09 at 2:04 am

When water is added you must get something akin to the baby in the trolley (previous pic)... :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/27/09 at 2:15 am

Is this a time saving gimmick?

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/taco.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/27/09 at 7:12 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-home-made-baby-fail.jpg


Is that freeze dried baby?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/27/09 at 7:13 am


Is this a time saving gimmick?

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/taco.jpg


Um, I don't think I'll be buying my tacos over there.  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/27/09 at 9:40 am


Is this a time saving gimmick?

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/taco.jpg
Be careful on which sauce you choose there.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 12/27/09 at 10:07 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-home-made-baby-fail.jpg


TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/27/09 at 7:11 pm


Be careful on which sauce you choose there.


I'l be very careful.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/27/09 at 7:41 pm


Um, I don't think I'll be buying my tacos over there.  :P


I'd hate to think whet their toilets look like..taco stands?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/28/09 at 1:05 am

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ouch-fail-2.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/28/09 at 2:54 am


http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ouch-fail-2.jpg




That would grate on me....

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/28/09 at 5:32 am


I'd hate to think whet their toilets look like..taco stands?


EW! toilet taco. :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/28/09 at 5:33 am


http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ouch-fail-2.jpg




my butt would be bleeding.  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/28/09 at 12:31 pm


my butt would be bleeding.  :o

That's not a pretty sight.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/28/09 at 4:56 pm


That's not a pretty sight.



when you're doing the wiping.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/28/09 at 5:01 pm



when you're doing the wiping.

It would be painful and bleeding.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/28/09 at 5:02 pm


It would be painful and bleeding.



not a pleasant sight. :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/28/09 at 5:04 pm



not a pleasant sight. :o

nope.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/30/09 at 1:01 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hsr5nn2z_pY/RmY0HpLsxFI/AAAAAAAAApQ/3Msy6HsX0iQ/s400/chinglish3.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 12/30/09 at 3:08 am


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hsr5nn2z_pY/RmY0HpLsxFI/AAAAAAAAApQ/3Msy6HsX0iQ/s400/chinglish3.jpg



Seriously though....that's great advice!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/30/09 at 6:58 am

Then how is one supposed to jump? ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/30/09 at 12:08 pm

Might be an elevator thing.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 12/30/09 at 7:01 pm


Might be an elevator thing.


could be.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 12/30/09 at 7:09 pm

Caution sign for a Roller Coaster maybe?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 12/31/09 at 11:37 am

http://data55.sevenload.com/slcom/fx/mk/olddfgd/dfpofcktohge.jpg~/Fail-owned-mcdonalds-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/01/10 at 9:33 am


http://data55.sevenload.com/slcom/fx/mk/olddfgd/dfpofcktohge.jpg~/Fail-owned-mcdonalds-fail.jpg


Who's ass is open at 6am,My ass is sleeping at 6. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/01/10 at 11:04 am

The wrongest webpage ever. One word: Jewranger.

http://jewrangerdewarmy.ytmnd.com/

I'll explain later.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/01/10 at 11:40 am


Who's ass is open at 6am. ;D


Gigolo's?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/01/10 at 3:34 pm


Gigolo's?



a prostitute's ass?  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/01/10 at 11:46 pm

http://static.open.salon.com/files/shampoo1257527681.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/02/10 at 12:45 am

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1251.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/02/10 at 5:40 am


http://static.open.salon.com/files/shampoo1257527681.jpg


Is it made with poo? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/02/10 at 10:00 am


http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1251.jpg


Duct Tape = Instant High Chair  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/02/10 at 11:57 am


http://static.open.salon.com/files/shampoo1257527681.jpg



Is that anything like the Sham Wow?



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/02/10 at 12:57 pm


Duct Tape = Instant High Chair  ;D

It was cruel to duct tape the stuffed animal tho.That's a fail.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/02/10 at 12:58 pm


It was cruel to duct tape the stuffed animal tho.That's a fail.


Duck Tape!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/02/10 at 1:00 pm


Duck Tape!  ;D

need lots of tape if it were Octomum's kids. That would look nice on a wall.  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/02/10 at 1:01 pm


need lots of tape if it were Octomum's kids. That would look nice on a wall.  :D


'bout the only way she could keep track of them all too!  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/02/10 at 1:05 pm


'bout the only way she could keep track of them all too!  ;)

When the kids get older they can tape her on the wall.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/02/10 at 1:07 pm


When the kids get older they can tape her on the wall.


Hey we should do those kids a favor and do that to her now...  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/02/10 at 1:09 pm


Hey we should do those kids a favor and do that to her now...  ;D

I'm there!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Bobo on 01/02/10 at 1:11 pm

I will assist!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/02/10 at 1:39 pm


I'm there!


I can think of two places on her we should start putting the duct tape... one is her mouth... the other is not  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/02/10 at 1:46 pm


I can think of two places on her we should start putting the duct tape... one is her mouth... the other is not  ;)

:o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/02/10 at 3:01 pm


I can think of two places on her we should start putting the duct tape... one is her mouth... the other is not  ;)


Where is the "not" place? ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/02/10 at 4:42 pm


Where is the "not" place? ???


Well lets see the woman has 14 kids and she won't stop talking... I want her to stop talking and stop having kids... the math seems simple to me.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/02/10 at 4:46 pm


Well lets see the woman has 14 kids and she won't stop talking... I want her to stop talking and stop having kids... the math seems simple to me.

again,  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/02/10 at 4:47 pm


again,  :o


honestly I sort of thought that comment could've gone without explaining the first time but apparently not.. .at least I kept it clean  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/02/10 at 4:50 pm


honestly I sort of thought that comment could've gone without explaining the first time but apparently not.. .at least I kept it clean  ;D

It was pretty obvious to anyone what you meant the first time.
She just needs to shut her hole.  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/02/10 at 5:24 pm


It was pretty obvious to anyone what you meant the first time.
She just needs to shut her hole.  :o




DAMMMNNN I Wish I'd said that!  ;D




obvious to you and me but not Howard apparently

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/02/10 at 5:28 pm



DAMMMNNN I Wish I'd said that!  ;D




obvious to you and me but not Howard apparently

I'm glad you caught the (at least) double meaning.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/02/10 at 5:29 pm


I'm glad you caught the (at least) double meaning.


oh I did!  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 01/02/10 at 6:24 pm


oh I did!  :D


Nothing gets past Q. :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/02/10 at 6:32 pm


Nothing gets past Q. :)


cuz my warped mind comprehends all!  :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 01/02/10 at 6:41 pm


cuz my warped mind comprehends all!  :D


and this is why I'm your biggest fan.  :) :) :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/02/10 at 6:43 pm


and this is why I'm your biggest fan.  :) :) :)


well second biggest maybe... I think I might be my biggest fan  ;)

remember......

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/Just%20Q/BiggestFan.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 01/02/10 at 7:44 pm


well second biggest maybe... I think I might be my biggest fan  ;)

remember......

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/Just%20Q/BiggestFan.jpg


(eye-roll)  :D :D :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/02/10 at 10:22 pm


well second biggest maybe... I think I might be my biggest fan  ;)

remember......

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/Just%20Q/BiggestFan.jpg


Major fail!
No TV's in the background and no 8X10 posters of Joss Whedon, (and no pics of kids getting hit with darts )

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/02/10 at 11:26 pm


http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1251.jpg


Oooo...oooo...where's the darts?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/02/10 at 11:30 pm


Oooo...oooo...where's the darts?

Be careful! You might hit the stuffed animal...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/02/10 at 11:31 pm


Be careful! You might hit the stuffed animal...


What...no points for that?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/02/10 at 11:34 pm


What...no points for that?  ;D

1/2 points, coz you missed your intended target.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/03/10 at 7:09 am

http://faildrunk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/drunk-dance-fail1.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/03/10 at 10:30 am


Major fail!
No TV's in the background and no 8X10 posters of Joss Whedon, (and no pics of kids getting hit with darts )


;D 

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/03/10 at 10:31 am


Oooo...oooo...where's the darts?


chalk up another one for the "I wish I'd said that" list  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/03/10 at 11:52 am


well second biggest maybe... I think I might be my biggest fan  ;)

remember......

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/Just%20Q/BiggestFan.jpg



I LOVE that photo. (I hope you don't mind, I saved it on my computer.)




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/03/10 at 1:07 pm



I LOVE that photo. (I hope you don't mind, I saved it on my computer.)




Cat

don't mind at all!  :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/03/10 at 11:17 pm


chalk up another one for the "I wish I'd said that" list  ;D

yourself, gibbo and I share this wonderful ( bizarre) sense of humor.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/04/10 at 2:00 am


yourself, gibbo and I share this wonderful ( bizarre) sense of humor.


Okay..I am forced to karma you and Q.  :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/04/10 at 6:51 am

http://www.frakincool.com/images/epic-fail2.jpg


He forgot to use the bathroom.  :o  8-P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/04/10 at 6:58 am


http://www.frakincool.com/images/epic-fail2.jpg


He forgot to use the bathroom.  :o  8-P


Yuk!!!  Was that the Nappy Valley marathon?  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/04/10 at 7:03 am


Yuk!!!   Was that the Nappy Valley marathon?  ;)


or how about The crappy valley Marathon  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/04/10 at 3:04 pm


http://www.frakincool.com/images/epic-fail2.jpg


He forgot to use the bathroom.  :o  8-P

Would be even funnier if this was mile #1 in the race and he still had 2.5 hours to go!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/04/10 at 5:26 pm


Would be even funnier if this was mile #1 in the race and he still had 2.5 hours to go!


Important to be well lubricated... ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/04/10 at 5:33 pm

http://www.failfunnies.com/31/images/going-swimming-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/04/10 at 6:55 pm


Important to be well lubricated... ;)


he had to go to the bathroom and he made in his pants.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/04/10 at 6:56 pm


http://www.failfunnies.com/31/images/going-swimming-fail.jpg


His swimwear was on too tight.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/05/10 at 12:34 am


His swimwear was on too tight.

I think he will be in extreme pain seconds after this photo.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/05/10 at 1:27 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4SYXHyrD73M/RxUQnN6NNxI/AAAAAAAAATU/wILTYK1ds_A/s400/n36803780_34715759_7889.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/05/10 at 6:51 am


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4SYXHyrD73M/RxUQnN6NNxI/AAAAAAAAATU/wILTYK1ds_A/s400/n36803780_34715759_7889.jpg



does it mean "No Alcohol"?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/05/10 at 10:51 am



does it mean "No Alcohol"?



Nope, it means that Chucky is forbidden.




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/05/10 at 11:20 am



does it mean "No Alcohol"?

Maybe it's can't throw away bottles here.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/05/10 at 4:37 pm


Maybe it's can't throw away bottles here.


I thought it said something different.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/05/10 at 4:39 pm


I thought it said something different.

I should ask my wife.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/05/10 at 4:44 pm


I should ask my wife.


maybe she can do the translation.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/05/10 at 4:48 pm


maybe she can do the translation.

I know she can. Usually when I show her these things, she laughs and laughs, and then tells me the translation.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/05/10 at 8:27 pm


Okay..I am forced to karma you and Q.  :)


did it hurt?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/05/10 at 8:28 pm


http://www.frakincool.com/images/epic-fail2.jpg


He forgot to use the bathroom.  :o  8-P


he could use this product!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blwBvrFQy-Y

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/05/10 at 9:50 pm


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0gsaDxK884

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: wildcard on 01/05/10 at 10:22 pm

^ 8)  what the L do you use it for?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/05/10 at 10:25 pm


^ 8)  what the L do you use it for?


exercise and transportation  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/05/10 at 11:39 pm


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4SYXHyrD73M/RxUQnN6NNxI/AAAAAAAAATU/wILTYK1ds_A/s400/n36803780_34715759_7889.jpg

Wife says it means "Don't throw anything outside the window"

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/06/10 at 7:14 am

http://images.mix.com.au/2009/07/30/234991/restaurant-fail-24.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/06/10 at 8:00 pm

Do & Me

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/06/10 at 8:20 pm


Do & Me


who's doin' you? never mind I don't really want to know  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/06/10 at 11:57 pm


who's doin' you? never mind I don't really want to know  :P

I didn't get it (the fail part) until you made it more clear. I guess my mind isn't that dirty  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/07/10 at 6:57 am


who's doin' you? never mind I don't really want to know  :P


nobody wants to do me. :\'(

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/07/10 at 11:49 am

http://img6.travelblog.org/Photos/110980/377775/t/3515152-chinglish-0.jpg

??

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/07/10 at 11:55 am

http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/3515241.html

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/07/10 at 4:07 pm


http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/3515241.html


Fail post?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/07/10 at 4:56 pm

I thought no one would notice. Auzzies are smart.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/07/10 at 5:57 pm


I thought no one would notice. Auzzies are smart.



I noticed, just didn't say anything.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 01/07/10 at 6:02 pm



I noticed, just didn't say anything.



Cat


me too.

Sometimes the fault is with my browser/whatever so I often don't say anything

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/07/10 at 6:12 pm

You are all smart.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/07/10 at 6:50 pm


http://img6.travelblog.org/Photos/110980/377775/t/3515152-chinglish-0.jpg

??


A body map of what?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/07/10 at 7:25 pm

http://www.chineseenglish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/titting-room-beijing.jpg

Now Howard wants to visit Asia for sure.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/07/10 at 7:27 pm

Anyone check out the Jewranger thing I posted?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/07/10 at 11:34 pm


Anyone check out the Jewranger thing I posted?


You mean that ninja Rabbi pic several pages back? It looked like a wall paper pic... ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/07/10 at 11:35 pm


http://www.chineseenglish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/titting-room-beijing.jpg

Now Howard wants to visit Asia for sure.


Like all good titting rooms...you will have to stand in line (behind me)!  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/08/10 at 12:37 am


A body map of what?  ???


an absolute 9 inch goat.....apparently

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/08/10 at 6:56 am


http://www.chineseenglish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/titting-room-beijing.jpg

Now Howard wants to visit Asia for sure.


Sure I do. ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/08/10 at 10:25 am


http://www.chineseenglish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/titting-room-beijing.jpg

Now Howard wants to visit Asia for sure.



How do you know that it is not a room for mothers to breast feed?



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/08/10 at 12:27 pm



How do you know that it is not a room for mothers to breast feed?
Cat

I'm guessing it is.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/08/10 at 6:57 pm


I'm guessing it is.


Maybe it was a Fitting room till they changed it to a titting room.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/08/10 at 7:46 pm


Maybe it was a Fitting room till they changed it to a titting room.

Also possible.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/09/10 at 1:31 am

http://i47.tinypic.com/mt3uxw.jpg

Went to the mechanic's, he said my seal was almost shot.  I said "Fix the damn thing and be grateful my aim's not as good as Kip Adotta's"

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/09/10 at 7:34 am


http://i47.tinypic.com/mt3uxw.jpg

Went to the mechanic's, he said my seal was almost shot.  I said "Fix the damn thing and be grateful my aim's not as good as Kip Adotta's"


HA! The seal is in the picture.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/09/10 at 4:52 pm


HA! The seal is in the picture.  ;D

Yup.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/09/10 at 5:12 pm


http://i47.tinypic.com/mt3uxw.jpg

Went to the mechanic's, he said my seal was almost shot.  I said "Fix the damn thing and be grateful my aim's not as good as Kip Adotta's"



It isn't cool to make fun of the tragedy at Kent State.  >:( >:( >:(


Yes, I did the reference to Wet Dream.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/10/10 at 8:29 pm

http://www.rasamalaysia.com/uploaded_images/engrish-757801.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/11/10 at 5:49 am


http://www.rasamalaysia.com/uploaded_images/engrish-757801.jpg


I am not going to eat that soup. :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 01/11/10 at 5:56 am

The menu is supposed to read "Fisherman's Soup". It's a seafood chowder.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/11/10 at 11:01 am


The menu is supposed to read "Fisherman's Soup". It's a seafood chowder.

Makes sense to me.!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/11/10 at 3:17 pm

But it sounds delcious.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/11/10 at 3:19 pm


But it sounds delcious.

I'm sure it's quite good. Chinese food is very tasty.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/11/10 at 3:23 pm


I'm sure it's quite good. Chinese food is very tasty.


I get full from eating Egg Foo Young. :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/11/10 at 6:20 pm


I get full from eating Egg Foo Young. :P

I like lots of Chinese food too, I have it cooked for us often.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 01/11/10 at 7:14 pm


I like lots of Chinese food too, I have it cooked for us often.

I can never have enough Chinese food. It's one of my favorites.  :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/11/10 at 7:15 pm


I can never have enough Chinese food. It's one of my favorites.  :)

My wife is Chinese so she cooks it often. I am fortunate.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 01/11/10 at 7:29 pm


My wife is Chinese so she cooks it often. I am fortunate.

^ lucky devil !  :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/11/10 at 10:33 pm

http://static.commentcamarche.net/en.kioskea.net/faq/images/0-EDuiVLtp-2803-burning-cd.png
Burning a CD

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/12/10 at 6:59 am


I like lots of Chinese food too, I have it cooked for us often.


What's your favorite?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/12/10 at 7:00 am


http://static.commentcamarche.net/en.kioskea.net/faq/images/0-EDuiVLtp-2803-burning-cd.png
Burning a CD


That's HOT!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/12/10 at 1:02 pm


What's your favorite?

BBQ pork, if it's done right.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/12/10 at 2:44 pm


BBQ pork, if it's done right.


I like Sesame Chicken or pork.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/12/10 at 4:32 pm


I like Sesame Chicken or pork.

Now I'm hungry

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/13/10 at 12:23 am

http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Chinglish-Toilet-600x400.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/13/10 at 5:39 am


http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Chinglish-Toilet-600x400.jpg



stabilizing what?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/13/10 at 11:26 am



stabilizing what?  ???

I don't know.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/13/10 at 2:55 pm

http://dnenni.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-soon-fat-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/14/10 at 12:50 am


http://dnenni.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-soon-fat-fail.jpg

Not a place to go if you are on a diet.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/14/10 at 7:00 am


Not a place to go if you are on a diet.


The Chinese will take it away.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/14/10 at 11:22 am

http://warkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/selection_123_44-490x343.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/14/10 at 3:24 pm


Not a place to go if you are on a diet.


but if you're on a diet then you're already fat... so not a place to go if you are thin  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/14/10 at 7:04 pm


http://warkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/selection_123_44-490x343.jpg


cannibals.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/14/10 at 7:04 pm


http://warkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/selection_123_44-490x343.jpg


I LOVE IT!!!!! O0

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/14/10 at 7:06 pm


I LOVE IT!!!!! O0


But who'd eat kids?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/14/10 at 7:16 pm


But who'd eat kids?  ???



anything that makes the little kiddies disappear is a good plan in my book!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/14/10 at 7:17 pm



anything that makes the little kiddies disappear is a good plan in my book!


the japanese would do anything.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 01/14/10 at 7:43 pm


http://warkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/selection_123_44-490x343.jpg

I wonder what the conditions are.  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/14/10 at 7:53 pm


I wonder what the conditions are.  :o


hmmm good point

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/14/10 at 11:57 pm


It isn't cool to make fun of the tragedy at Kent State.  >:( >:( >:(


http://www.ratemyeverything.net/ImageDatabase/PostImages/1502/Large/9_11_Chess.jpg

So I suppose the chess set's right out, huh?  At least that damn seal didn't show up.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9979/healthbill.jpg

Back on topic, will ya take the tragedy of the people who thought that health care reform was gonna be more awesome than the Second Coming? :)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/15/10 at 12:09 am


I LOVE IT!!!!! O0

Buffet time!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/15/10 at 7:08 am


Buffet time!


Kid Buffet.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/15/10 at 10:43 am


Kid Buffet.

Octomom better not go there.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 01/15/10 at 2:18 pm


Kid Buffet.


Is that like Jimmy Buffet but smaller?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/15/10 at 2:22 pm


Octomom better not go there.


or The Old Woman who lived in a shoe.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/15/10 at 5:15 pm


or The Old Woman who lived in a shoe.

Isn't she Octomum?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/16/10 at 1:13 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-wheelchair-tablet-accessibility-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/16/10 at 1:23 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-wheelchair-tablet-accessibility-fail.jpg


Yes...that should work just fine!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/16/10 at 5:45 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-wheelchair-tablet-accessibility-fail.jpg


could be for midgets in a wheelchair. ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/16/10 at 12:31 pm


could be for midgets in a wheelchair. ???

How does the wheelchair go up the stairs?  (whether midgets or not)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/16/10 at 2:49 pm


How does the wheelchair go up the stairs?  (whether midgets or not)


Wow,I have no clue.  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/16/10 at 2:51 pm


Wow,I have no clue.  ???

...and that's why the picture is wrong.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/16/10 at 2:52 pm


...and that's why the picture is wrong.


maybe they made it for a reason.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/16/10 at 2:56 pm


maybe they made it for a reason.

And the reason would be....

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/16/10 at 2:57 pm


And the reason would be....


sort of like a handicapped sign.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/16/10 at 3:20 pm


sort of like a handicapped sign.

for a person in a wheelchair to walk up the stairs

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/16/10 at 5:43 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-wheelchair-tablet-accessibility-fail.jpg


They forgot to put little sticks to try and make ramps.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/16/10 at 5:44 pm


How does the wheelchair go up the stairs?  (whether midgets or not)


but it works for some one walking with a cane... sort of...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/17/10 at 6:59 am

http://www.failking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ray-charles-fail.jpg

Uh Ray..The microphone is on the other end.  ;D


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-wonder-braille-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/17/10 at 11:20 pm

http://www.failking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/diving-board-fail.jpg


Ouch.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/18/10 at 5:37 am


http://www.failking.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/diving-board-fail.jpg


Ouch.


ouch is right.  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/18/10 at 12:27 pm


ouch is right.  :o

Diving can be dangerous.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/18/10 at 4:45 pm


Diving can be dangerous.



and if you hit your head?  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 01/18/10 at 6:21 pm

Poor kid. that must have hurt! I hope she wasn't seriously injured.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/18/10 at 6:29 pm

Well..they DO coach to dive head first... :-\\

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/18/10 at 9:23 pm


Well..they DO coach to dive head first... :-\\

This girl must have done a flip or summersault.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/18/10 at 11:30 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-forest-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/19/10 at 7:10 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/epic-fail-forest-sign-fail.jpg


Now that's retarded.^  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/19/10 at 1:12 pm


Now that's retarded.^  ::)

Sounds like sometyhing said in the TV Show Kung Fu..Walk without walking...grasshopper.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/19/10 at 1:28 pm

100 PAGES OF WRONG!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/19/10 at 1:31 pm

100 pages of wrong on the wall
100 pages of wrong..

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/19/10 at 1:32 pm


100 pages of wrong on the wall
100 pages of wrong..




You take one down, pass it around.... KYOURYUU SENTAI JEWRANGER!!!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/19/10 at 1:35 pm


KYOURYUU SENTAI JEWRANGER!!!

Subtitles?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/19/10 at 1:37 pm


Subtitles?


Dinosaur Task Force Jewranger. And it's actually "Zyuranger" but it's pronounced Jewranger. It's the Japanese show that Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was based on, and it also sparked an internet fad on the site You're The Man Now, Dawg!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/19/10 at 1:38 pm


Dinosaur Task Force Jewranger. And it's actually "Zyuranger" but it's pronounced Jewranger. It's the Japanese show that Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was based on, and it also sparked an internet fad on the site You're The Man Now, Dawg!

Never saw the Power rangers...Passed my time I suppose.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/19/10 at 1:39 pm


Never saw the Power rangers...Passed my time I suppose.


They were HUGE in the 90s, but a few years later they lost popularity. I didn't care much for them, but the Sentai shows by which they were based on ROCKED! And were a lot less kiddy.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/19/10 at 1:41 pm


They were HUGE in the 90s, but a few years later they lost popularity. I didn't care much for them, but the Sentai shows by which they were based on ROCKED! And were a lot less kiddy.

I began to watch cartoons in the mid to late 1960s.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/19/10 at 1:43 pm


I began to watch cartoons in the mid to late 1960s.


Actually, Power Rangers/Sentai are live action. They wear spandex jumpsuits and bike helmets and fight villains that look like Sci-Fi Pictures Originals rejects. Very cheesy, yet oddly addictive.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/19/10 at 1:43 pm


Actually, Power Rangers/Sentai are live action. They wear spandex jumpsuits and bike helmets and fight villains that look like Sci-Fi Pictures Originals rejects. Very cheesy, yet oddly addictive.

Lots if stuff is addictive...like these boards.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/19/10 at 1:45 pm


Lots if stuff is addictive...like these boards.


AMEN! I need to head over to PBG and check out what's new.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 01/19/10 at 1:48 pm


AMEN! I need to head over to PBG and check out what's new.


You don't need to - you can resist!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/19/10 at 1:51 pm


You don't need to - you can resist!


You're right. I just went there to see if anyone chose between my 2 Keep On Rolling choices, and that was it.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/19/10 at 2:55 pm

almost a year of wrongness.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/19/10 at 4:38 pm


Dinosaur Task Force Jewranger. And it's actually "Zyuranger" but it's pronounced Jewranger. It's the Japanese show that Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was based on, and it also sparked an internet fad on the site You're The Man Now, Dawg!



Um...there is a board member by the name of Dawg.


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=29992.0



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/19/10 at 5:12 pm



Um...there is a board member by the name of Dawg.


http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=29992.0



Cat


I don't think that's who they named YTMND (abbreviation for the site I mentioned) after. YTMND is probably much older.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/20/10 at 1:19 am

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/4786/3palinmoonc.jpg

Man, I tell you, it was a three-Palin night.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/20/10 at 1:26 am

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1037/1323278806_5b74be440b.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/20/10 at 6:47 am


http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/4786/3palinmoonc.jpg

Man, I tell you, it was a three-Palin night.


Now who's going to buy that shirt? ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/20/10 at 9:38 am


I don't think that's who they named YTMND (abbreviation for the site I mentioned) after. YTMND is probably much older.



I know THIS Dawg didn't name it. In fact, I know THIS Dawg very well-knew her all my life. She happens to be my sister.  ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/20/10 at 3:43 pm


http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/4786/3palinmoonc.jpg

Man, I tell you, it was a three-Palin night.


is she howlin' at the moon or something?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/20/10 at 3:47 pm


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1037/1323278806_5b74be440b.jpg


ya know if we started telling people the number for emergencies is 119 I'd have to deal fewer stupid people a day..   ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/20/10 at 3:48 pm


Now who's going to buy that shirt? ;D


I don't know... Doc Brown?  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/20/10 at 3:49 pm



I know THIS Dawg didn't name it. In fact, I know THIS Dawg very well-knew her all my life. She happens to be my sister.  ;D ;D ;D



Cat


you don't say!!!  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: DJ Blaze on 01/20/10 at 6:16 pm



I know THIS Dawg didn't name it. In fact, I know THIS Dawg very well-knew her all my life. She happens to be my sister.  ;D ;D ;D



Cat


Nuh-uh! No way! Now that makes 2 InThe00s families I know of (the other being Big Nasty, Tam, and Son Of Tam).

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/20/10 at 6:56 pm


I don't know... Doc Brown?  ;)


or people who like Sarah Palin.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/20/10 at 7:29 pm


ya know if we started telling people the number for emergencies is 119 I'd have to deal fewer stupid people a day..  ::)

More importantly, you'd have more time to post like crazy on inthe00s.com, improving our stats.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/20/10 at 7:30 pm


Nuh-uh! No way! Now that makes 2 InThe00s families I know of (the other being Big Nasty, Tam, and Son Of Tam).


Rice and Jessica

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/21/10 at 1:01 am

http://zoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/drunk2.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/21/10 at 7:05 am


http://zoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/drunk2.jpg


Man,what the hell happened to her?  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/21/10 at 7:31 am


I don't know... Doc Brown?  ;)



Ouch.



Nuh-uh! No way! Now that makes 2 InThe00s families I know of (the other being Big Nasty, Tam, and Son Of Tam).



You do know that I am married to Don Carlos.


Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/21/10 at 11:47 am


Man,what the hell happened to her?  :o

Lindsay Lohan? Britney Spears?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/21/10 at 1:49 pm

I took this photo today in the grocery store.


http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/CatwomanofV/016.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/21/10 at 3:45 pm



BIMBO! several of the mexican markets here sell bimbos  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/21/10 at 3:51 pm



BIMBO! several of the mexican markets here sell bimbos  ;D

Is there an expiry date on those as well?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 01/21/10 at 3:54 pm


Is there an expiry date on those as well?


About 22 years after the date of manufacture

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/21/10 at 3:56 pm


Is there an expiry date on those as well?


they will sell no bimbos before (or past) their time.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/21/10 at 4:14 pm


they will sell no bimbos before (or past) their time.  ;D

Is there a refund if we don't like the product, provided we keep the receipt?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/21/10 at 4:50 pm


Is there a refund if we don't like the product, provided we keep the receipt?


Buyer beware...  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/21/10 at 7:08 pm



BIMBO! several of the mexican markets here sell bimbos  ;D


I wonder if Pathmark sell bimbos?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/21/10 at 7:09 pm


Is there an expiry date on those as well?


bimbos have no expiration date.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/21/10 at 9:02 pm


Nuh-uh! No way! Now that makes 2 InThe00s families I know of (the other being Big Nasty, Tam, and Son Of Tam).


Don't forget loki13 and Little Devil Rider (and LDR's GF Miss Demento)...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 01/21/10 at 9:02 pm


Don't forget loki13 and Little Devil Rider (and LDR's GF Miss Demento)...


and loki's wife Sweetie44

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/21/10 at 9:06 pm


and loki's wife Sweetie44


...but of course.  :-[

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/22/10 at 12:50 am


I wonder if Pathmark sell bimbos?  ;D

You could cart them away.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/22/10 at 7:08 am


You could cart them away.


I'm sure all the horny men would have some use for them. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/22/10 at 7:11 am

http://www.jillstanek.com/prostitute%20food.jpg

Come back to my house,I'll feed ya.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/22/10 at 12:28 pm


http://www.jillstanek.com/prostitute%20food.jpg

Come back to my house,I'll feed ya.  ;) ;D

Oh Howard....

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/22/10 at 3:14 pm


Oh Howard....


But her sign says " Will Work For Food ". ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/22/10 at 5:20 pm


But her sign says " Will Work For Food ". ;D

She can do the laundry and clean house for a cookie.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/23/10 at 5:54 am


She can do the laundry and clean house for a cookie.


She's more worth it than a stupid cookie.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/23/10 at 11:42 am


She's more worth it than a stupid cookie.

Depends on her work. :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/23/10 at 3:39 pm


Depends on her work. :D


For $150 I'll feed her a TV Dinner.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/23/10 at 3:43 pm


For $150 I'll feed her a TV Dinner.


so you're gonna pay her $150 bucks to feed her a tv dinner? KINKY!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/23/10 at 3:45 pm


so you're gonna pay her $150 bucks to feed her a tv dinner? KINKY!


That's after what she does in the bed.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/24/10 at 8:27 am


That's after what she does in the bed.  ;) ;D



Sleep?



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/24/10 at 2:00 pm



Sleep?



Cat


if I hadn't already karma'd ya I would've totally karma'd you for this!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dagwood on 01/24/10 at 2:04 pm


if I hadn't already karma'd ya I would've totally karma'd you for this!  ;D


I got her for you ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/24/10 at 2:05 pm


I got her for you ;D


thanks... and by you posting just now I was able to get you....I was on the hunt for you so thanks for saving me from any more "hard" labor  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dagwood on 01/24/10 at 2:11 pm


thanks... and by you posting just now I was able to get you....I was on the hunt for you so thanks for saving me from any more "hard" labor  ;D


Not a problem...shouldn't work too hard on a Sunday. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/24/10 at 3:19 pm



Sleep?



Cat


sleep is after the fact.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/24/10 at 4:57 pm


Not a problem...shouldn't work too hard on a Sunday. ;D


and now..... I haven't!  8)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/24/10 at 9:52 pm



Sleep?



Cat

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/25/10 at 12:05 am

http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/oops_image01.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/25/10 at 6:54 am


http://thepirata.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/oops_image01.jpg


Oops!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/25/10 at 10:42 am

It's funny one, unless you are the guy in the water.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/25/10 at 7:15 pm


It's funny one, unless you are the guy in the water.


only if it was summertime then I'd like to be thrown in the water.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/26/10 at 1:12 am


only if it was summertime then I'd like to be thrown in the water.

just like the picture above?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/26/10 at 5:38 am


just like the picture above?



But only if it was a hot girl.  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/26/10 at 1:45 pm



But only if it was a hot girl.  ;)

So..you end up thrown into the water...you probably get injured, hurt yourself, maybe ruin your clothes. I'd be pretty pissed off if someone threw me in the water like that...

But...you are OK with it if it was a hot girl.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dagwood on 01/26/10 at 2:03 pm


So..you end up thrown into the water...you probably get injured, hurt yourself, maybe ruin your clothes. I'd be pretty pissed off if someone threw me in the water like that...

But...you are OK with it if it was a hot girl.


Howard has a one track mind.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/26/10 at 2:08 pm


Howard has a one track mind.

..and he wonders why he was Chief of his domain.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/26/10 at 2:57 pm


So..you end up thrown into the water...you probably get injured, hurt yourself, maybe ruin your clothes. I'd be pretty pissed off if someone threw me in the water like that...

But...you are OK with it if it was a hot girl.


heck,I don't mind.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dagwood on 01/26/10 at 3:00 pm


..and he wonders why he was Chief of his domain.


;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/26/10 at 3:01 pm


..and he wonders why he was Chief of his domain.


cause I'm Mr.Cool.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/26/10 at 3:03 pm


cause I'm Mr.Cool.

Chief of his cool domain?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/26/10 at 3:04 pm


Chief of his cool domain?


Chief of whatever you want me to be.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/26/10 at 3:06 pm


Chief of whatever you want me to be.

And if someone reads this, you can't complain if you are Chief of his domain again.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/26/10 at 3:08 pm


And if someone reads this, you can't complain if you are Chief of his domain again.


It's fine with me.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/28/10 at 11:12 am

http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/modules/MDForum/files/thumbs/t_chinglish_gz__feb_2009__004_edit_710.jpg

should be pull?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/10 at 2:52 pm


http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/modules/MDForum/files/thumbs/t_chinglish_gz__feb_2009__004_edit_710.jpg

should be pull?


or someone attempting to subliminally influence the overall sexual proclivity of the country  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/28/10 at 3:15 pm


or someone attempting to subliminally influence the overall sexual proclivity of the country  ;D


Exactly what I was thinking. It should be in all female restrooms.... ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/10 at 3:30 pm


Exactly what I was thinking. It should be in all female restrooms.... ;)


only if we get to put signs that say..."Size? It does matter." in all the mens restrooms  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/28/10 at 4:14 pm


only if we get to put signs that say..."Size? It does matter." in all the mens restrooms   :P


Well, I'll save you same work. You can skip the Aussie restrooms and just work on the Canadian and USA restrooms... ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/10 at 4:27 pm


Well, I'll save you same work. You can skip the Aussie restrooms and just work on the Canadian and USA restrooms... ;D


yeah since they're all small in Australia anyway no point in rubbing it in eh?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/28/10 at 5:16 pm


yeah since they're all small in Australia anyway no point in rubbing it in eh?  ;D


"Small" ...don't you mean confident in our own abilities without having to prove anything to anyone.  8)  Besides...it doesn't matter if the girl is satisfied!!!!  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/10 at 6:15 pm


"Small" ...don't you mean confident in our own abilities without having to prove anything to anyone.  8)  Besides...it doesn't matter if the girl is satisfied!!!!  :P


she was faking it.  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/28/10 at 6:33 pm


she was faking it.  :P

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/28/10 at 6:48 pm


only if we get to put signs that say..."Size? It does matter." in all the mens restrooms   :P


For once I agree with you Snoz. ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/28/10 at 6:49 pm


http://www.shanghaiexpat.com/modules/MDForum/files/thumbs/t_chinglish_gz__feb_2009__004_edit_710.jpg

should be pull?


I think it's correct.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/28/10 at 9:21 pm


I think it's correct.

Yup, agreed

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/28/10 at 9:24 pm


she was faking it.  :P


Once again...care factor???  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/29/10 at 11:34 am

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/12/16/633965750924482770-spelling.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 01/29/10 at 12:11 pm

they missed the L

it stays for Stop On The Painted Line!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/29/10 at 1:32 pm


they missed the L

it stays for Stop On The Painted Line!

Obviously.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/29/10 at 2:13 pm


http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/12/16/633965750924482770-spelling.jpg


SOTP,Please.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/29/10 at 4:28 pm


they missed the L

it stays for Stop On The Painted Line!


Nice one!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/29/10 at 8:10 pm


Nice one!  ;D

Yes, Karen gets Karma for that.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/30/10 at 1:36 am

http://i46.tinypic.com/352gr9d.jpg

All of a sudden, how to operate the bidet is the least of our worries.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/30/10 at 2:57 am


http://i46.tinypic.com/352gr9d.jpg

All of a sudden, how to operate the bidet is the least of our worries.


the family that craps together stays together?  I just can't imagine sitting face to face with someone while on the john!
What do you talk about- how in the heck to you ignore the odor and the sounds.... yeah that's real romantic.

wow I just thoght of something... Poor Siamese Twins... that must be truly awful...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/30/10 at 6:54 am


http://i46.tinypic.com/352gr9d.jpg

All of a sudden, how to operate the bidet is the least of our worries.


That's just wrong,I need privacy,I wouldn't want anyone seeing my jewels.  ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/30/10 at 11:33 pm

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/1409351331_ade37ae95a.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/31/10 at 12:10 am


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/1409351331_ade37ae95a.jpg


Shhhhh  ...... Cool people live here!  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/31/10 at 12:14 am


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/1409351331_ade37ae95a.jpg


;D
dang that 24 hour Karma thing.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/31/10 at 7:19 am


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/1409351331_ade37ae95a.jpg


someone had a speech impediment.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/31/10 at 8:05 am


That's just wrong,I need privacy,I wouldn't want anyone seeing my jewels.  ::)



Um...I don't think anyone really wants to see them.



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/31/10 at 2:39 pm


Shhhhh   ...... Cool people live here!  ;)


;D



;D
dang that 24 hour Karma thing.


got him for  you.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/31/10 at 2:40 pm



Um...I don't think anyone really wants to see them.



Cat


you got that right!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 01/31/10 at 7:35 pm


you got that right!


Me Too. ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 01/31/10 at 10:20 pm


;D


got him for  you.

got him back today.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 01/31/10 at 10:38 pm


That's just wrong,I need privacy,I wouldn't want anyone seeing my jewels.  ::)


I doubt anything that small could be all that precious anyway!  :-\\

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 01/31/10 at 11:07 pm


I doubt anything that small could be all that precious anyway!  :-\\


;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/01/10 at 11:01 am

Sometimes you get really poor choices for acronyms.

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/imagesslut.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/01/10 at 11:04 am


I doubt anything that small could be all that precious anyway!  :-\\



Ouch.  ;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/01/10 at 3:48 pm


Sometimes you get really poor choices for acronyms.

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/imagesslut.jpg


I wonder if it's free or if you have to pay the SLUT

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/01/10 at 4:42 pm


I wonder if it's free or if you have to pay the SLUT

You have to pay for the ride, and later you get off, but you can go back again the next day.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/02/10 at 7:22 am


You have to pay for the ride, and later you get off, but you can go back again the next day.


What a nice SLUT.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/02/10 at 11:18 am

http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/chinglish-crab.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/02/10 at 5:28 pm


Sometimes you get really poor choices for acronyms.

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/imagesslut.jpg


have Ash and dag seen this?  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/02/10 at 5:48 pm


have Ash and dag seen this?  ;D


What, exactly, are you trying to say about Dag and me???  >:( ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/02/10 at 5:55 pm


What, exactly, are you trying to say about Dag and me???   >:( ;D


that um.... you guys know sluts?    ;D


or perhaps thinking maybe you could suggest it as an acronym for Salt Lake Unified Transit or something  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dagwood on 02/02/10 at 6:06 pm

Nice backpeddle there, snoz. ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Ashkicksass on 02/02/10 at 6:09 pm


Nice backpeddle there, snoz. ;D


She did make a noble effort.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dagwood on 02/02/10 at 6:10 pm


She did make a noble effort.


So we can let it slide, then?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/02/10 at 6:52 pm


http://ispyshanghai.com/wdpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/chinglish-crab.jpg


It must be yummy.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/02/10 at 7:03 pm


Nice backpeddle there, snoz. ;D


thank you....



She did make a noble effort.


thanks I try!   8)



So we can let it slide, then?



yes....lets  ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 02/02/10 at 8:03 pm


She did make a noble effort.


But you should hold out for a "No Bull" effort!!!!  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 02/02/10 at 11:41 pm


In honor of Black Friday:

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/573.jpg

If the pre-Black Friday festivities are any indication, I think People of Wal-Mart will be getting some pretty good stuff over the weekend.


Once upon a time, I thought those were boobs on her back, you know, evolution selecting for females that males would enjoy looking at while standing in line at Wal*Mart, but in honor of the first meme to make me laugh at 9/11 ("No, you are a plane.  You can't work in an office.  Get out, you don't even fit!") and the horrible realization that they weren't breasts, but were instead buttocks...

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/ass_get_down_from_there.jpg

Yeah, that.

Anyone who wants to rotate either of those 180 degrees and submit it as a Valentine's Day avatar gets my vote.  I ain't gonna be the one to do it, though.  Unholy as they may be (Dare you to google that phrase about planes!), even I have limits.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/03/10 at 7:02 am

http://www.failfunnies.com/26/images/steroids-fail.jpg

This guy must've taken too many steroids.  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/03/10 at 7:49 am


Once upon a time, I thought those were boobs on her back, you know, evolution selecting for females that males would enjoy looking at while standing in line at Wal*Mart, but in honor of the first meme to make me laugh at 9/11 ("No, you are a plane.  You can't work in an office.  Get out, you don't even fit!") and the horrible realization that they weren't breasts, but were instead buttocks...

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/ass_get_down_from_there.jpg

Yeah, that.

Anyone who wants to rotate either of those 180 degrees and submit it as a Valentine's Day avatar gets my vote.  I ain't gonna be the one to do it, though.  Unholy as they may be (Dare you to google that phrase about planes!), even I have limits.



Or how about this?


http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii260/gaborikua/lokeras/Valentine.jpg




Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/03/10 at 10:24 am



Or how about this?

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii260/gaborikua/lokeras/Valentine.jpg


Cat

Now I'm in the mood for Valentines day  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/03/10 at 7:06 pm

EW!  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/04/10 at 12:37 am

http://community.travelchinaguide.com/photo/9090/90909230127088.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/04/10 at 7:21 am


http://community.travelchinaguide.com/photo/9090/90909230127088.jpg


uh what?  ???

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/04/10 at 11:14 am


uh what?  ???

Something to do with riding the subway, I think.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/04/10 at 2:53 pm


Something to do with riding the subway, I think.


How does one ride with civility?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/04/10 at 6:49 pm


How does one ride with civility?

Be civil to others while riding.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 02/04/10 at 9:59 pm


Or how about this?


Life is like a box of chocolates.  Since we know the box of chocolates is empty, we can be grateful that there's no need to open it and see what's inside.

And now for something completely different:

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd270/gagejv/Animals/wallrus_trophy.jpg

"I am the egg-man.  I am the wall-rus."

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/04/10 at 10:30 pm


Life is like a box of chocolates.  Since we know the box of chocolates is empty, we can be grateful that there's no need to open it and see what's inside.

And now for something completely different:

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd270/gagejv/Animals/wallrus_trophy.jpg

"I am the egg-man.  I am the wall-rus."

goo goo ka joob

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 02/04/10 at 10:44 pm

This thread needs a few more cakes in it

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/S1-54ccJz5I/AAAAAAAAG_Q/hor1MZpBBZU/s400/michelee+u.ow.vikings+misspell+football.jpg



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/S1nSSs7YdxI/AAAAAAAAG04/mzBun5fUsc8/s400/Melissa+M.lw.peter+penis+unintentional+copy.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 02/04/10 at 11:34 pm


This thread needs a few more cakes in it

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/S1-54ccJz5I/AAAAAAAAG_Q/hor1MZpBBZU/s400/michelee+u.ow.vikings+misspell+football.jpg



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/S1nSSs7YdxI/AAAAAAAAG04/mzBun5fUsc8/s400/Melissa+M.lw.peter+penis+unintentional+copy.jpg


I see you have my cake there!!!  >:(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/04/10 at 11:49 pm


This thread needs a few more cakes in it

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/S1-54ccJz5I/AAAAAAAAG_Q/hor1MZpBBZU/s400/michelee+u.ow.vikings+misspell+football.jpg



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/S1nSSs7YdxI/AAAAAAAAG04/mzBun5fUsc8/s400/Melissa+M.lw.peter+penis+unintentional+copy.jpg

Wow. Someone had the balls to make that 2nd cake.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/05/10 at 5:45 am


This thread needs a few more cakes in it

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/S1-54ccJz5I/AAAAAAAAG_Q/hor1MZpBBZU/s400/michelee+u.ow.vikings+misspell+football.jpg



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/S1nSSs7YdxI/AAAAAAAAG04/mzBun5fUsc8/s400/Melissa+M.lw.peter+penis+unintentional+copy.jpg



WOW.  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/05/10 at 1:11 pm


http://www.lesbilicious.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/vagina_cake.jpg

I'll up your cake Karen and challenge it.  ;D

Oh..Howard.... :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/05/10 at 3:08 pm


Oh..Howard.... :D


Well she posted a penis cake so here's her wrong challenge.^  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 02/05/10 at 3:09 pm


Well she posted a penis cake so here's her wrong challenge.^  ;D


It's a number one with the word Peter written on it.  How dare you suggest it was intended to represent anything other than that!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/05/10 at 3:11 pm


It's a number one with the word Peter written on it.  How dare you suggest it was intended to represent anything other than that!


Oh Ok Karen I'm sorry I'll delete it right away before Tam sees it. :(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 02/05/10 at 3:11 pm


Oh Ok Karen I'm sorry I'll delete it right away before Tam sees it. :(


Probably too late for that!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 02/05/10 at 3:12 pm

And, as we've said before, if you don't think the mods should see it then you shouldn't post it in the first place.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/05/10 at 3:13 pm


And, as we've said before, if you don't think the mods should see it then you shouldn't post it in the first place.


I'm sorry that I thought the cake was something else. :(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/05/10 at 3:17 pm


I'm sorry that I thought the cake was something else. :(


sure you did!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/05/10 at 3:18 pm


sure you did!  ;D


blame mne for having sex on the brain.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/05/10 at 3:19 pm


blame mne for having sex on the brain.


I already have.... many times!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/05/10 at 3:27 pm


I already have.... many times!  ;D


and I thank you for that.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/05/10 at 8:52 pm

How to clean a child... FAIL!
http://funny.funnyoldplanet.com/files/2009/03/child-safety-fail3.jpg


(there's no soap or water in there...major fail!)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/05/10 at 8:54 pm


How to clean a child... FAIL!

http://funny.funnyoldplanet.com/files/2009/03/child-safety-fail3.jpg

(there's no soap or water in there...major fail!)



sounds about right to me!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/06/10 at 1:12 am


sounds about right to me!  ;D

I figured as much

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/06/10 at 7:05 am


How to clean a child... FAIL!
http://funny.funnyoldplanet.com/files/2009/03/child-safety-fail3.jpg


(there's no soap or water in there...major fail!)



there's always tumble dry.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/06/10 at 11:18 am

Wonder how long one could stay in there if the door was shut...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/06/10 at 7:28 pm


Wonder how long one could stay in there if the door was shut...


about 1 hour.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/06/10 at 7:30 pm


about 1 hour.

have you tried it?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/06/10 at 7:31 pm


have you tried it?



No I will not.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/06/10 at 7:35 pm



No I will not.

Correct answer.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/06/10 at 7:36 pm


Correct answer.


my fat ass can't fit in there.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/06/10 at 7:38 pm


my fat ass can't fit in there.

So you woudl try it if the machine were larger?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/06/10 at 7:38 pm


So you woudl try it if the machine were larger?



we'll see.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/06/10 at 7:43 pm



we'll see.

Keep us posted!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/06/10 at 7:44 pm


Keep us posted!


while I'm in the dryer.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/06/10 at 7:45 pm


while I'm in the dryer.

Yes, post from the dryer...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/06/10 at 7:47 pm


Yes, post from the dryer...



while spinning round and round.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/08/10 at 10:24 am



while spinning round and round.

It will be a challenge.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/09/10 at 1:33 am

http://www.chineseenglish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/chinglish-the-jews-ear-juice.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/09/10 at 5:39 am

made from a real Jew's ear.  :P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/09/10 at 5:03 pm


made from a real Jew's ear.  :P

Wonder what it's really supposed to be...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 02/09/10 at 5:06 pm


Wonder what it's really supposed to be...


I'll bet it tastes waxy... 8-P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/10/10 at 7:21 am

ear juice? EW!  8-P

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 02/10/10 at 7:45 am


Wonder what it's really supposed to be...


I wondered if there was a plant called Jew's Ear.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 02/10/10 at 7:47 am

Jews' ear is also known as wood ear fungus.  This fungus is apparently commonly used in Chinese cookery.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/10/10 at 10:19 am


Jews' ear is also known as wood ear fungus.  This fungus is apparently commonly used in Chinese cookery.

I didn't know that. Karen's such a bright girl.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/10/10 at 3:08 pm


Jews' ear is also known as wood ear fungus.  This fungus is apparently commonly used in Chinese cookery.


Wow, thanks Karen.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 02/10/10 at 3:45 pm


I didn't know that. Karen's such a bright girl.


I knew it was a plant of some sort but not exacly what it was.  Then I remembered

GIYF

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 02/10/10 at 6:33 pm


Wonder what it's really supposed to be...


The "Juice-ier Juice" probably.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/10/10 at 9:49 pm


I didn't know that. Karen's such a bright girl.


or she just uses google really, really well.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/10/10 at 9:49 pm


I knew it was a plant of some sort but not exacly what it was.  Then I remembered

GIYF


see!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/11/10 at 7:24 am

http://lupusranting.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/fail-snow.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/11/10 at 7:56 am


http://lupusranting.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/fail-snow.jpg



That's cute.


Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/11/10 at 10:23 am


http://lupusranting.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/fail-snow.jpg

Mega fail. Should have been a snowblower dumping more snow than that on the kid.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/11/10 at 3:01 pm


Mega fail. Should have been a snowblower dumping more snow than that on the kid.


I guessed he messed up.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/11/10 at 3:12 pm


Mega fail. Should have been a snowblower dumping more snow than that on the kid.


now you're catching on!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/11/10 at 3:34 pm


now you're catching on!!!  ;D


...and there should have been more than just 1 kid getting dumped on.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/11/10 at 3:49 pm


...and there should have been more than just 1 kid getting dumped on.


exactly... 5 kids buried to their necks in snow would be hilarious!  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/11/10 at 3:51 pm


exactly... 5 kids buried to their necks in snow would be hilarious!  ;)

...but they survive in the end..right....RIGHT?  :-\\

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 02/11/10 at 5:04 pm


...but they survive in the end..right....RIGHT?  :-\\


Nope...a snow plow comes along at that time and .... ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/11/10 at 5:18 pm


Nope...a snow plow comes along at that time and .... ;)


SQUISH!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 02/11/10 at 5:51 pm


SQUISH!



Snowplow versus kids burried up to the neck....thought it would be a slicing type of sound???  What the heck....SQUISH can work just as well... ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Bobby on 02/11/10 at 6:43 pm


http://lupusranting.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/fail-snow.jpg


Ha ha, that's funny.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/12/10 at 5:54 am


...but they survive in the end..right....RIGHT?  :-\\


I sure hope so.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/12/10 at 11:19 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-fire-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/12/10 at 3:20 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-fire-fail.jpg


So which sign is ok to go out of?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/12/10 at 6:14 pm


So which sign is ok to go out of?

none...

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 02/12/10 at 6:53 pm


none...

.......or both.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/13/10 at 12:01 am


.......or both.

Left arm goes in one door, right leg goes through other door. More painful than playing TWISTER. :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/13/10 at 7:11 am


Left arm goes in one door, right leg goes through other door. More painful than playing TWISTER. :D


most confusing.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/13/10 at 12:23 pm


most confusing.

That's why it's in the wrongest thread.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Womble on 02/13/10 at 12:25 pm


Left arm goes in one door, right leg goes through other door. More painful than playing TWISTER. :D


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I meant either door.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/13/10 at 1:53 pm


;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I meant either door.

I like the Twister way better!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/16/10 at 12:17 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-ball-kick-fail.jpg

::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/16/10 at 5:41 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-ball-kick-fail.jpg

::)


OW that's gotta hurt. :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/16/10 at 8:16 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-ball-kick-fail.jpg

::)


fail? What fail? He scored.... x2  ;D

Actually I think he scored an assist!  See he assisted his teammate to jump high enough to hit the soccer ball with his head  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/17/10 at 5:54 am


fail? What fail? He scored.... x2  ;D

Actually I think he scored an assist!  See he assisted his teammate to jump high enough to hit the soccer ball with his head  ;D


I think the kick missed his head. ::)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/17/10 at 11:39 am


fail? What fail? He scored.... x2  ;D

Actually I think he scored an assist!  See he assisted his teammate to jump high enough to hit the soccer ball with his head  ;D

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Foo Bar on 02/18/10 at 9:17 pm

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/2_girls_1_up.gif

No, Mario, your princess is in another... ummm... castle.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/18/10 at 10:07 pm


^  ;D  and karma to Foo Bar

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/19/10 at 1:09 am

http://lupusranting.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/epic-fail-winter-driving-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/19/10 at 7:13 am


http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/2_girls_1_up.gif

No, Mario, your princess is in another... ummm... castle.


Mario would be jealous.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/19/10 at 7:13 am


http://lupusranting.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/epic-fail-winter-driving-fail.jpg


EEK!  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/19/10 at 10:33 am

Yup, sure is a mess.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/19/10 at 2:40 pm

and what happened to the toll booth?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/19/10 at 4:33 pm


and what happened to the toll booth?

toll booth?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 02/19/10 at 5:45 pm

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/axe_fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/19/10 at 7:35 pm


http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/axe_fail.jpg



Who took the photo of you, gibbo?



Cat

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/19/10 at 8:32 pm



Who took the photo of you, gibbo?



Cat


damn... Cat beat me to it!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 02/19/10 at 11:56 pm



Who took the photo of you, gibbo?



Cat


Yeah..that was back when I had hair.  ....and I swear anything that happened was an axident!!  ;)

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/20/10 at 12:17 am


Yeah..that was back when I had hair.  ....and I swear anything that happened was an axident!!   ;)


;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Dominic L. on 02/20/10 at 1:49 am

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/8/85/Lord-bob.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/20/10 at 7:07 am


toll booth?


cars and trucks stop to pay to cross the bridge.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/20/10 at 7:08 am


http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/axe_fail.jpg


major fail.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/20/10 at 10:37 am



Who took the photo of you, gibbo?



Cat

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/20/10 at 5:09 pm


cars and trucks stop to pay to cross the bridge.


not all bridges have toll booths.... and I'm not so sure that's a bridge..... an over pass maybe but not a bridge

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/20/10 at 5:29 pm


not all bridges have toll booths.... and I'm not so sure that's a bridge..... an over pass maybe but not a bridge

Ahh, thats' what Howard was getting at.
It's not a bridge, Howard..

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/20/10 at 6:56 pm


Ahh, thats' what Howard was getting at.
It's not a bridge, Howard..



It seems all those cars were causing collisions.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/22/10 at 10:51 am



It seems all those cars were causing collisions.

slippery parts, snow, ice...etc...that's why.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/22/10 at 7:17 pm

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/34sep12-So-wrong.jpg


Man,so wrong...so wrong.  ;D :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Christie Marie M on 02/22/10 at 10:14 pm


http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/9/34sep12-So-wrong.jpg


Man,so wrong...so wrong.  ;D :o


Beautiful little girl she is, but not a beautiful sight!  :o

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/22/10 at 10:27 pm


Beautiful little girl she is, but not a beautiful sight!  :o

I wonder what kind of parent would let their daughter sit there having their pic taken... :-[

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 02/23/10 at 2:01 am


I wonder what kind of parent would let their daughter sit there having their pic taken... :-[


It dies make you wonder!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/23/10 at 5:32 am


I wonder what kind of parent would let their daughter sit there having their pic taken... :-[


A parent that forgot that there was a penis in the middle.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/23/10 at 5:33 am


Beautiful little girl she is, but not a beautiful sight!  :o


I mean,what is she gonna do,stroke it?  ::)

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/23/10 at 10:35 am


A parent that forgot that there was a penis in the middle.

Doubt it

I mean,what is she gonna do,stroke it?  ::)

;D

Howard, you realize you are talking about that little girl in the photo... :(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: karen on 02/23/10 at 10:58 am


I wonder what kind of parent would let their daughter sit there having their pic taken... :-[


It makes you wonder doesn't it?

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/23/10 at 3:16 pm


Doubt itHoward, you realize you are talking about that little girl in the photo... :(




Ok,never mind I take back what I said,I'm sorry Frank.  :(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/23/10 at 5:42 pm


Ok,never mind I take back what I said,I'm sorry Frank.  :(

That's OK Howard, I know you didn't do anything wrong on purpose.
When talking about children and sexual topics, must be very careful, or better just not to mention the subject at all.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/23/10 at 6:35 pm


I wonder what kind of parent would let their daughter sit there having their pic taken... :-[


seriously... there is nothing right about that pic!  :o  >:(

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/23/10 at 6:36 pm


That's OK Howard, I know you didn't do anything wrong on purpose.
When talking about children and sexual topics, must be very careful, or better just not to mention the subject at all.


you were much nicer to howard than I would've been... good thing I continued to read rather than posting my first thought  :-\\

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/23/10 at 11:21 pm


you were much nicer to howard than I would've been... good thing I continued to read rather than posting my first thought  :-\\


Must be a Canadian thing!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/23/10 at 11:25 pm


Must be a Canadian thing!




No doubt!  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/24/10 at 7:14 am


That's OK Howard, I know you didn't do anything wrong on purpose.
When talking about children and sexual topics, must be very careful, or better just not to mention the subject at all.


I think it's the statue's fault.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/24/10 at 7:16 am

http://i38.tinypic.com/16lxk7d.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/24/10 at 10:09 am


I think it's the statue's fault.

You think it's the statue's fault? ???

http://i38.tinypic.com/16lxk7d.jpg

;D

Ronald getting back at the customers.

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/24/10 at 2:59 pm


You think it's the statue's fault? ???Ronald getting back at the customers.



You think it's the statue's fault? ???

Whoever put a penis on him was silly. ::)

Ronald getting back at the customers.

Yeah he's saying Don't eat the cheeseburgers.  ;D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Frank on 02/25/10 at 10:28 am

Mega fail

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-baby-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: snozberries on 02/25/10 at 5:14 pm


Mega fail

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-baby-fail.jpg


dude do you have a map to that location? I can round up a bunch o' kids an drop em off!  :D :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: gibbo on 02/25/10 at 6:50 pm


Mega fail

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-baby-fail.jpg


Definite fail....there isn't a bin liner!

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: Howard on 02/25/10 at 8:12 pm


Mega fail

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-baby-fail.jpg



You mean recyclable babies? :D

Subject: Re: Wrongest Thread Ever

Written By: