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Subject: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/11/10 at 10:47 am



http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-02/get-a-brain-morans.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/11/10 at 10:50 am

You gotta check out "Wrongest thread ever" on this site, in "The writing on the walrus" for more stupid signs. I think you'll like it.

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=36141.2775

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/11/10 at 10:55 am


You gotta check out "Wrongest thread ever" on this site, in "The writing on the walrus" for more stupid signs. I think you'll like it.

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=36141.2775


I shall, Frank.  I just now took a quick look at it.  Man, how did you find this thing buried so deep so quickly?  You have to have it in your favorites.  Thanks!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/11/10 at 11:06 am


I shall, Frank.  I just now took a quick look at it.  Man, how did you find this thing buried so deep so quickly?  You have to have it in your favorites.  Thanks!

No probs..

Please feel free to post more stupid signs/products there and add to that thread.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/11/10 at 11:57 am


No probs..

Please feel free to post more stupid signs/products there and add to that thread.


I posted the "Moran" sign there where you suggested.  I expected to see that old thread pop up on this page but I guess since it is an older thread that it gets archived away.  I mostly use AMIRIGHT to write parodies and I mostly just use INTHE00S.COM to enter my parodies in the parody comps.  Sometimes I come over here just to play around so I am not all that familiar with this board and how it is structured and how it works.  So please tell me how people will find the "moran" post that I put on "The Wrongest Thread Ever" since it seems to be quite buried?  I'm OK with deleting this thread after I get my answer.  I don't wish to bring out the ire of the Department of Redundancy Department. 

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/11/10 at 1:09 pm

http://coolrain44.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/stupid_signs_soccer1.jpg

Why in archery range?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/11/10 at 1:21 pm


http://coolrain44.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/stupid_signs_soccer1.jpg

Why in archery range?  ???


This could absolutely get your balls shot off. :D  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/11/10 at 1:54 pm


This could absolutely get your balls shot off. :D   ::)



women also play soccer too.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/11/10 at 2:50 pm



women also play soccer too.


Regardless of your gender when you are playing soccer you must play with  balls.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 07/11/10 at 5:20 pm


http://coolrain44.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/stupid_signs_soccer1.jpg

Why in archery range?  ???


'Cos it improves the skill of the archers. After all...a moving target is harder to hit!!!  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/11/10 at 8:38 pm


'Cos it improves the skill of the archers. After all...a moving target is harder to hit!!!  ;)
[/quote

Moving or stationary targets are all the same to me.  I was born and raised in Appalachia and I learned to shoot archery and  firearms by the age of eight.

The coal mines would strike and we would hunt for meat to put onthe table.  We had two different deer seasons.  One with fire arms and another with bow and arrow.  The meat was good, that is, if you were game. 

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 07/11/10 at 9:39 pm



'Cos it improves the skill of the archers. After all...a moving target is harder to hit!!!  ;)


This sounds a world away from today's city bred and raised childhood. My kids don't know what they're missing. I used to hunt a bit when I was much younger (and didn't live in  the city).

Maybe you could shoot X Boxs and Playstations....it'd do society a freat service too. ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/12/10 at 3:32 am


This sounds a world away from today's city bred and raised childhood. My kids don't know what they're missing. I used to hunt a bit when I was much younger (and didn't live in  the city).

Maybe you could shoot X Boxs and Playstations....it'd do society a freat service too. ;)


I'm sure thousands of parents would thank me for the service.  I could just imagine it - some kid comes crying to his father "That man just shot my X-Box".  Father says ' well, gooooood"!  Kid "WAAAAAAAH"!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/12/10 at 6:43 am


Regardless of your gender when you are playing soccer you must play with  balls.


But women have ovaries. Are you gonna shoot them in the ovary?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/12/10 at 6:45 am

http://www.stupid-laws.net/images/stupid-laws-England-funny-signs.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/12/10 at 7:38 am


I really wanted to dive but all the stores I went to were all fresh out of d1scretion.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/12/10 at 6:47 pm

Don't they mean drivers? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/12/10 at 6:56 pm


Don't they mean drivers? ???


No, I think it has more to do with putters. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/12/10 at 7:03 pm


No, I think it has more to do with putters. ::)


Oh I see.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/12/10 at 11:17 pm

So please tell me how people will find the "moran" post that I put on "The Wrongest Thread Ever" since it seems to be quite buried?  I'm OK with deleting this thread after I get my answer.  I don't wish to bring out the ire of the Department of Redundancy Department.  


Too late!

Now that that's out of the way...

We've got one semi-official thread for Funny Pictures, and the Wrongest Thread Ever has become it.  The good news is that once you post in the there, it'll show up on your Show New Replies To Your Posts list.  We've got one entire semi-official board for the one-liner stuff that's almost indistinguishable from spam, and it's the Penguin Board Games board, which renders the Show unread posts since last visit list effectively useless.  But some folks are into that, and believe it or not, those posts aren't machine-generated, so we cut those people their slack.

Obligatory Lulzy Sign, especially since that last paragraph about "indistinguishable from spam" is at risk of spawning a flamewar:

http://computerguy2.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-fire-fail.jpg

I actually think we made a pretty decent compromise: people who are into the cascade threads can do it for 6 months anywhere on the board, then the go to the walruses-board where they either keep on a life of its own or dies.  Or they can start the cascade/chain on the penguin-games board, and those of us not into the scene don't have to read those threads.  Giving up "unread posts since last visit" isn't that big a sacrifice, even for those of us who visit only 2-3 times a week.  Even if it's been a few weeks, it's usually not that hard for me to figure out where I left off, and "unread replies" in threads to which I've posted is always available as a fallback.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/13/10 at 3:37 am



I was told immediately about the wrongest thread ever.  I then posted my pic there as I was asked to.  Then others began posting signs here.  I offered to remove this topic once I knew how to easily get to the new posting.  I was under the impression that the old thread with the new post would show up somewhere that was easily accessible. I received no help and no reply.

No flame intended nor do I wish to start a flame war but your explanantion is not very clear to me.  I know where the pic is that I posted on "The Wrongest Thread Ever" but I find no easy way to get to it and I have never seen anything that has notified me of the new posting.  I guess I don't completely understand what you are saying to do.  I'm willing to follow along using this board as it is intended to be used, but I really need to know how to manipulate it and your help post is not very helpful to me.  I don't want to drill down and search the entired underworld of the site to find something.  Below are quotes from the first four posts after I started the topic:





You gotta check out "Wrongest thread ever" on this site, in "The writing on the walrus" for more stupid signs. I think you'll like it.

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=36141.2775



I shall, Frank.  I just now took a quick look at it.  Man, how did you find this thing buried so deep so quickly?  You have to have it in your favorites.  Thanks!



No probs..



No probs..



I posted the "Moran" sign there where you suggested.  I expected to see that old thread pop up on this page but I guess since it is an older thread that it gets archived away.  I mostly use AMIRIGHT to write parodies and I mostly just use INTHE00S.COM to enter my parodies in the parody comps.  Sometimes I come over here just to play around so I am not all that familiar with this board and how it is structured and how it works.  So please tell me how people will find the "moran" post that I put on "The Wrongest Thread Ever" since it seems to be quite buried?  I'm OK with deleting this thread after I get my answer.  I don't wish to bring out the ire of the Department of Redundancy Department.  


I just need a more comprehensive explanation of how to access old stuff and how to know that something is already there and making a new topic would be a duplication of the old one.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/13/10 at 7:04 am

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/left_right.jpg

Should I also do The Hokey Pokey and turn myself around?  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Dagwood on 07/13/10 at 7:22 am



I was told immediately about the wrongest thread ever.  I then posted my pic there as I was asked to.  Then others began posting signs here.  I offered to remove this topic once I knew how to easily get to the new posting.  I was under the impression that the old thread with the new post would show up somewhere that was easily accessible. I received no help and no reply.

No flame intended nor do I wish to start a flame war but your explanantion is not very clear to me.  I know where the pic is that I posted on "The Wrongest Thread Ever" but I find no easy way to get to it and I have never seen anything that has notified me of the new posting.  I guess I don't completely understand what you are saying to do.  I'm willing to follow along using this board as it is intended to be used, but I really need to know how to manipulate it and your help post is not very helpful to me.  I don't want to drill down and search the entired underworld of the site to find something.  Below are quotes from the first four posts after I started the topic:




I just need a more comprehensive explanation of how to access old stuff and how to know that something is already there and making a new topic would be a duplication of the old one.



After 6 months the threads get moved to the "Writing on the Walrus" sub board.  It is listed as a child board of the Playful Penguin Place on the main page.  The Wrongest Thread Ever regularly appears on page one or two of that board. http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?board=43.0

Once a thread gets moved there it won't show up on the PPP. 

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/13/10 at 7:31 am


After 6 months the threads get moved to the "Writing on the Walrus" sub board.   It is listed as a child board of the Playful Penguin Place on the main page.  The Wrongest Thread Ever regularly appears on page one or two of that board. http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?board=43.0

Once a thread gets moved there it won't show up on the PPP. 


Well that for sure is a hell of a lot of spit to look through.  I don't think I am going to scan through all of that when I wish to post a new topic.  I am not a regular here.  I am a parody writer and sometimes I just like to play around over here.  So there is a lot of stuff on these boards that I have no idea about, where as an avid regular reader and contributor has corporate knowledge of a lot of what has passed through here.  I have that kind of corporate knowledge on AMIRIGHT since I spend way more time on that side of the house. 

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Dagwood on 07/13/10 at 7:35 am


Well that for sure is a hell of a lot of spit to look through.  I don't think I am going to scan through all of that when I wish to post a new topic.  I am not a regular here.  I am a parody writer and sometimes I just like to play around over here.  So there is a lot of stuff on these boards that I have no idea about, where as an avid regular reader and contributor has corporate knowledge of a lot of what has passed through here.  I have that kind of corporate knowledge on AMIRIGHT since I spend way more time on that side of the house. 


Don't worry about it.  Just look on the first page and if you don't see the topic, go ahead and post a new thread.  There have always been duplicate topics.  It happens.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: danootaandme on 07/13/10 at 8:17 am

http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/Sign_Board611.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/13/10 at 8:31 am


Don't worry about it.  Just look on the first page and if you don't see the topic, go ahead and post a new thread.   There have always been duplicate topics.  It happens.


It would be nice if there were an easier way.  I believe in following the rules especially online.  I thank you for your explanations and your understanding.  And for that you get Karma.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/13/10 at 9:56 am


http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/Sign_Board611.jpg

This one's OK, you get to beam up to the spaceship before you get hit by a car standing on the road.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/13/10 at 10:50 am


http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/Sign_Board611.jpg



I see your BMUP and raise you a SHCOOL.


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/1409351331_ade37ae95a.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/13/10 at 11:17 am



I see your BMUP and raise you a SHCOOL.


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/1409351331_ade37ae95a.jpg



Cat


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-misspelled-street-paint-fail.jpeg

I can olny meet half the ante - what will you give me for this nifty timex watch and a 10 year old cell phone?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Dagwood on 07/13/10 at 5:45 pm


It would be nice if there were an easier way.  I believe in following the rules especially online.  I thank you for your explanations and your understanding.  And for that you get Karma.



You're welcome and karma right back. :)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/13/10 at 5:57 pm


It would be nice if there were an easier way.  I believe in following the rules especially online.  I thank you for your explanations and your understanding.  And for that you get Karma.

Yah, I second Dag's post.

Don't worry about it.  Just look on the first page and if you don't see the topic, go ahead and post a new thread.  There have always been duplicate topics.  It happens.


Don't worry about it, it's all good and fun...( At least I think so)
Enjoy your time here!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/13/10 at 6:40 pm


http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/Sign_Board611.jpg



someone forgot to take spelling lessons.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 07/13/10 at 8:42 pm

or was whohever painted that dyslexic?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 07/13/10 at 11:41 pm


http://www.tensionnot.com/images/images/Sign_Board611.jpg


Maybe BMUP i the sound the car makes when it goes over the hump!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/14/10 at 4:12 am


Maybe BMUP i the sound the car makes when it goes over the hump!


My car has been making that exact noise.  Maybe it's not broken after all.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/14/10 at 6:48 am


My car has been making that exact noise.  Maybe it's not broken after all.   :D


Maybe your car needs an oil change.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/14/10 at 7:07 am


Maybe your car needs an oil change.


As a matter of fact it is due for one and I plan on getting to it within the next few days.  I'm taking some time off work this week starting tomorrow.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/14/10 at 7:16 am

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2658/4076630039_730754c3bf.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/14/10 at 7:32 am


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2658/4076630039_730754c3bf.jpg


Cute, Howard - it would help a lot if I could read it.  I can make out the word "Your" and the words "In memory of" and that's about it. ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: karen on 07/14/10 at 11:24 am


Cute, Howard - it would help a lot if I could read it.  I can make out the word "Your" and the words "In memory of" and that's about it. ???


the top line says

Cherish Your Children

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/14/10 at 11:26 am


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2658/4076630039_730754c3bf.jpg

Yes Howard, subtitles next time...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/14/10 at 11:43 am

Now that we know what it says, I don't think that is stupid. I think it is sad.




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/14/10 at 12:13 pm


Now that we know what it says, I don't think that is stupid. I think it is sad.




Cat


I'm with Cat on this.  I lost one so I know how they feel about it.  :\'(

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/14/10 at 12:20 pm


I'm with Cat on this.  I lost one so I know how they feel about it.   :\'(



I am SOOOOOO sorry.




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/14/10 at 1:32 pm



I am SOOOOOO sorry.




Cat


You are a good person Cat.  A USAF 3rd year intern killed her at Wilford Hall Medical Center.  He wasn't even being supervised by his attending at the time.  It's a long story and I'm not up for it especially out here. 

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 07/14/10 at 1:40 pm

I'm not sure what it says                      - your- in memory of - -          seems like something sad though

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/14/10 at 1:43 pm


You are a good person Cat.  A USAF 3rd year intern killed her at Wilford Hall Medical Center.  He wasn't even being supervised by his attending at the time.  It's a long story and I'm not up for it especially out here. 





Understandable. Again I'm so sorry and if you ever want to talk, you can always PM me.

BTW, I don't know if I told you that I used to work at Wilford Hall but not medical-a training manager.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/14/10 at 1:59 pm



Understandable. Again I'm so sorry and if you ever want to talk, you can always PM me.

BTW, I don't know if I told you that I used to work at Wilford Hall but not medical-a training manager.



Cat


I knew you were in the USAF here in SA but I didn't know that you worked at WHMC.  When I left the USAF I went to work for BAMC but like you I was not medical.  I have spent my entire working life in the IT field.  Were you ever stationed at Offutt?  Somewhere way back when, I got a clue that you may have been there as well.  I worked on Security Hill when it was still Kelly AFB.  Since Kelly closed it is now part of Lackland.  I lost my daughter back in 1995, so the grieving is over and the acceptance has been accomplished but it still hurts.  But what can I say, we all have to move on.  The pain lessens over the years but you never really completely get over it.  Thanks for your offer to PM with me.  If I ever need to talk, I'll PM you.  BTW my email address is on my profile out here.  You can use that if you ever want to chat a bit.   

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/14/10 at 2:27 pm


I knew you were in the USAF here in SA but I didn't know that you worked at WHMC.  When I left the USAF I went to work for BAMC but like you I was not medical.  I have spent my entire working life in the IT field.  Were you ever stationed at Offutt?  Somewhere way back when, I got a clue that you may have been there as well.  I worked on Security Hill when it was still Kelly AFB.  Since Kelly closed it is now part of Lackland.  I lost my daughter back in 1995, so the grieving is over and the acceptance has been accomplished but it still hurts.  But what can I say, we all have to move on.  The pain lessens over the years but you never really completely get over it.  Thanks for your offer to PM with me.  If I ever need to talk, I'll PM you.  BTW my email address is on my profile out here.  You can use that if you ever want to chat a bit.   



Nope, never was station at Offutt.


Ok, now we REALLY highjacked this thread. Back to topic. I love this one:



http://image.4wdandsportutility.com/f/10100837/0808_4wdweb_04_z+road_sign+falling_cow.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/14/10 at 3:11 pm



Nope, never was station at Offutt.


Ok, now we REALLY highjacked this thread. Back to topic. I love this one:



http://image.4wdandsportutility.com/f/10100837/0808_4wdweb_04_z+road_sign+falling_cow.jpg



Cat


Holy Cow!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/14/10 at 3:24 pm


Holy Cow!



http://www.editorialphoto.com/resources/img/simons_holy_cow.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/14/10 at 4:52 pm



http://www.editorialphoto.com/resources/img/simons_holy_cow.jpg



Cat


I think I've been had...  But wait - you force me to resort in a shameless plug.  This is a must read about Holy Cows on AMIRIGHT:  No bull.

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/thestylistics5.shtml

If you DKTOS the Youtube link on the page still works.  

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 07/14/10 at 5:50 pm


My car has been making that exact noise.  Maybe it's not broken after all.   :D


It just may be the nut behind the wheel!  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 07/14/10 at 6:00 pm



http://www.editorialphoto.com/resources/img/simons_holy_cow.jpg



Cat


Man those cows are hard to shoot dead!  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/14/10 at 6:45 pm


Yes Howard, subtitles next time...



Sorry,I just posted it assuming you would read it.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/14/10 at 6:47 pm



Nope, never was station at Offutt.


Ok, now we REALLY highjacked this thread. Back to topic. I love this one:



http://image.4wdandsportutility.com/f/10100837/0808_4wdweb_04_z+road_sign+falling_cow.jpg



Cat


someone must've been cow tipping? ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/14/10 at 6:49 pm


Man those cows are hard to shoot dead!  :o


http://www.editorialphoto.com/resources/img/simons_holy_cow.jpg



What's wrong with this picture?



The cow has no udder.  This has got to be udderly mad cow disease.  No udder no blood no guts and shot to spit. It's the cow of the undead!

Or someone used this cow as a piñata.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/14/10 at 6:52 pm


What's wrong with this picture?



The cow has no udder.  This has got to be udderly mad cow disease.  No udder no blood no guts and shot to spit. It's the cow of the undead!

Or someone used this cow as a piñata.




or someone is making swiss cheese.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 07/14/10 at 7:07 pm

love that falling cow

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/14/10 at 7:13 pm


love that falling cow


So do I.  How you been there wildcard girl?  Did you catch the parodies today?  There are some really good ones out there today.  Do you have any in the works right now?  

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 07/14/10 at 8:33 pm

I didn't look at them today I'll do so.  The one for me that I said would get done is getting done. 

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/14/10 at 10:14 pm


I didn't look at them today I'll do so.  The one for me that I said would get done is getting done. 


I saw that you visited mine today.  Thanks much for the attention.  I can't wait to see yours.  I'll be checking for it.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 07/15/10 at 1:55 am

yeah I went ahead and looked, I've just stopped looking every day a long time ago.

well I might not want to put it out right away.  I may want to get the recording done in which I will need some help because of my hearing problems and I really don't understand much about computers and getting everything set up and what all and all not.  Joel always seemed to set things up differently each time so I never figured anything out.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/15/10 at 6:53 am

http://thechiccommuter.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/mmda_sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/15/10 at 8:14 am


yeah I went ahead and looked, I've just stopped looking every day a long time ago.

well I might not want to put it out right away.  I may want to get the recording done in which I will need some help because of my hearing problems and I really don't understand much about computers and getting everything set up and what all and all not.  Joel always seemed to set things up differently each time so I never figured anything out.


I think it is neat that you have brother who helps you and is so kind to you.  I have one "brother" and I wish I could say the same for him.  By all means get the recording done and please don't forget to either email or PM me the link.  I await with bated breath.  Ciao Bella

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/15/10 at 8:22 am


http://thechiccommuter.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/mmda_sign.jpg


If I didn't know better I'd swear that was japanese written in Romanji.  It's the "Ka" on the end.  In the Japanese language "Ka" on the end of a sentence is the same as our "?" question mark.  Does this post say the sign is stupid because we can't read it?  Someone said my Grandfather sounded stupid because of his heavy Magyar accent.  I asked that person how many languages did he speak.  I just got this dumb look like a deer in the headlights type.  I then told him that my Grandfather spoke at least four different languages.  So I can't read the sign - ignorance can be fixed - you can't fix stupid.   ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/15/10 at 8:34 am


http://cdn.ezprezzo.com/crazypics/stupid_signs13.jpg

Take note of all the bullet holes in the sign.  Ya think they'd be that stupid to hitch a ride by this sign?  Ah, yeah - they didn't wind up in prison because they were the sharpest knife in the drawer.  Nice spread pattern on that scatter gun.  Kinda reminds you of the cow, huh?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/15/10 at 9:23 am



http://www.editorialphoto.com/resources/img/simons_holy_cow.jpg



Cat

Swiss cow?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/15/10 at 10:08 am



http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/22/87/35/228735_m730_____1.jpg

Now what ass put that sign up?  This gives "rump roast" an entire new meaning.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/15/10 at 1:04 pm



http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cecbxkDCxIw/SAEg7CD0zrI/AAAAAAAAAKE/0OfGlamLDas/S1600-R/1118807_a751d65ba5.jpg



It's bad enough to get dead but then they feel they need to punish you more by fining you.






Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/15/10 at 6:52 pm



http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/22/87/35/228735_m730_____1.jpg

Now what ass put that sign up?  This gives "rump roast" an entire new meaning.





Yum delicious butt burgers. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/15/10 at 8:52 pm


Yum delicious butt burgers. ;D


http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/22/87/35/228735_m730_____1.jpg


The buttocks are the buns - use your imagination where the burgers are.  Hint:  The sun don't shine there.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/15/10 at 11:19 pm



http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cecbxkDCxIw/SAEg7CD0zrI/AAAAAAAAAKE/0OfGlamLDas/S1600-R/1118807_a751d65ba5.jpg



It's bad enough to get dead but then they feel they need to punish you more by fining you.








It's almost not worth it to die in this case.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/16/10 at 1:08 am


It's almost not worth it to die in this case.


Or even killed for that matter.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/16/10 at 7:30 am


http://images.stupidvideos.com/images/2/00/22/87/35/228735_m730_____1.jpg


The buttocks are the buns - use your imagination where the burgers are.  Hint:  The sun don't shine there.


Ok,you don't have to say it,I know where you're referring to. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/16/10 at 7:32 am

http://www.chaobell.net/newgallery/d/471-1/girls.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/16/10 at 8:28 am


http://www.chaobell.net/newgallery/d/471-1/girls.jpg




Yeah, that would solve half the porn problem out there.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/16/10 at 2:35 pm


Yeah, that would solve half the porn problem out there.


Then us guys would have nothing to do.  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/16/10 at 5:15 pm


http://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/a3f54_epic-fail-forest-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/16/10 at 7:19 pm


http://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/a3f54_epic-fail-forest-sign-fail.jpg


This sign is just begging to have a scatter gun taken to it.  As Elton John sang in "Honky Cat" Try and drink whiskey, ohhhh, from a bottle of wine.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/16/10 at 11:48 pm


Then us guys would have nothing to do.  ;)


We'd put up a page saying "Bring back the porn", and go out into the big blue room and probably get dates and stuff...

...and 3.5 billion women would be diligently putting the porn back on the Internet by the next morning.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/17/10 at 6:50 am


http://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/a3f54_epic-fail-forest-sign-fail.jpg


can't be done.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/17/10 at 9:21 am


can't be done.


http://rubmint.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/a3f54_epic-fail-forest-sign-fail.jpg

I can chew gum WITHOUT WALKING...  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/17/10 at 10:16 am

http://i35.tinypic.com/29qo6d0.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/17/10 at 11:14 am


http://i35.tinypic.com/29qo6d0.jpg


Man, I gotta go wee

I've seen these kinds of signs when I lived in Japan all the time.  This is one of the worst ones I have seen. 

There is a website out there called "Funny Engrish".  I don't have the link handy but you may wish to submit this one.  If they don't have it they will for sure feature this one, I am sure.  Google Funny Engrish and it will probably get you there.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/17/10 at 11:27 am


http://i35.tinypic.com/29qo6d0.jpg


Is that like He Man-you know, such a manly man.



Man, I gotta go wee

I've seen these kinds of signs when I lived in Japan all the time.  This is one of the worst ones I have seen. 

There is a website out there called "Funny Engrish".  I don't have the link handy but you may wish to submit this one.  If they don't have it they will for sure feature this one, I am sure.  Google Funny Engrish and it will probably get you there.



Frank knows all about that-he posts many things from that site in the other thread.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/17/10 at 11:34 am


Is that like He Man-you know, such a manly man.



Frank knows all about that-he posts many things from that site in the other thread.



Cat

I've seen funny ones like these in Hong Kong too.

Yup, these 2 are funny too
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/engrish-funny-men-urine.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__trT-UoOShI/S1sJn2lRpWI/AAAAAAAAALc/FnkhkshrY9k/s400/engrish-funny-gentil-emen.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/17/10 at 11:51 am


Is that like He Man-you know, such a manly man.



Frank knows all about that-he posts many things from that site in the other thread.



Cat


Thanks Cat.  I'll have to check out that thread.  The best one I've seen is that can that says bottled water.  

I'm on Engrish funny.com's email list. 

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/17/10 at 11:52 am


I've seen funny ones like these in Hong Kong too.

Yup, these 2 are funny too
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/engrish-funny-men-urine.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__trT-UoOShI/S1sJn2lRpWI/AAAAAAAAALc/FnkhkshrY9k/s400/engrish-funny-gentil-emen.jpg


Frank did you live in Hong Kong or just visit for business or pleasure.  I lived in the Tokyo area for three years.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/17/10 at 12:01 pm


Frank did you live in Hong Kong or just visit for business or pleasure.  I lived in the Tokyo area for three years.


The english phrasing makes as much sense to me in these two as the Kanji written above them.  I can understand why the signs come out the way they do.  It all has to do with the language syntax.  Sometimes they get a translation dictionary and write English word for word of what message they want to convey.  I know enough Japanese to understand that.  I can usually follow the Japanese sign errors and understand why they came out the way they did.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/17/10 at 1:39 pm


Frank did you live in Hong Kong or just visit for business or pleasure.  I lived in the Tokyo area for three years.

Nope, wife is from there. I have been to Hong Kong several times, sometimes for a 2 month or more period. I usually show these types of signs to my wife, and she laughs and tells me ( for the 1000th time) we should go to China and be proofreaders.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/17/10 at 1:53 pm


Nope, wife is from there. I have been to Hong Kong several times, sometimes for a 2 month or more period. I usually show these types of signs to my wife, and she laughs and tells me ( for the 1000th time) we should go to China and be proofreaders.


Yeah, but if you did that what would we have to laugh about?  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/17/10 at 6:54 pm


http://i35.tinypic.com/29qo6d0.jpg


Shouldn't it be We Men?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/17/10 at 6:56 pm


I've seen funny ones like these in Hong Kong too.

Yup, these 2 are funny too
http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/engrish-funny-men-urine.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__trT-UoOShI/S1sJn2lRpWI/AAAAAAAAALc/FnkhkshrY9k/s400/engrish-funny-gentil-emen.jpg


Is there a women between urine?  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/18/10 at 11:12 am


Is there a women between urine?  ;D



Howard is fantasizing about golden showers.  8-P



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/18/10 at 5:07 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-honey-pricing-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 07/18/10 at 6:12 pm

how about all for 1 and 4 for a dollar?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/18/10 at 6:52 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-honey-pricing-fail.jpg


Gee, I don't know witch is the best deal.  Can I draw straws for it?  I think the next sign that goes up will be a going out of business sign.  :D ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/18/10 at 9:40 pm

Great deals here!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-sale-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/19/10 at 4:07 am


Great deals here!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-sale-fail.jpg


Wonder what percentage off we'd get for non selected items?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/19/10 at 6:47 am



Howard is fantasizing about golden showers.  8-P



Cat


No,I don't like being peed on. :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/19/10 at 6:48 am


Great deals here!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-sale-fail.jpg


So that means everything in the store is free? Wow,that's a real steal. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/19/10 at 9:33 am


So that means everything in the store is free? Wow,that's a real steal. ;D

No, that means if a shirt is usually $29.99, then with 0% off, it's still $29.99

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/19/10 at 9:37 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/epic-fail-access-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 07/19/10 at 10:43 am

pppppppppppppppppppppp          my turn

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/19/10 at 11:58 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/epic-fail-access-sign-fail.jpg



That would be good exercise-getting a wheelchair up and down those stairs.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/19/10 at 4:31 pm


No,I don't like being peed on. :P


Yeah, I'm with Howard - It's better to be peed off than peed on.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/19/10 at 5:06 pm


http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attachments/humor-comedy/15834d1232700626-stupid-signs-make-you-laugh-xnepali11933.jpg



What's wrong with this picture?  Anyone care to speculate on exactly what the male figure is doing?  How about the female figure?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/19/10 at 6:37 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/epic-fail-access-sign-fail.jpg


What kind of fitness do they have for the handicapped? ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/19/10 at 6:38 pm


http://www.askmehelpdesk.com/attachments/humor-comedy/15834d1232700626-stupid-signs-make-you-laugh-xnepali11933.jpg



What's wrong with this picture?  Anyone care to speculate on exactly what the male figure is doing?  How about the female figure?




She's red with embarassment.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 07/19/10 at 6:53 pm


What kind of fitness do they have for the handicapped? ;D


swimming      I knew a lady in a well who loved to swim when I use to go to Modesto JC

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/19/10 at 7:04 pm


swimming       I knew a lady in a well who loved to swim when I use to go to Modesto JC


I see swimming for the handicapped signs a lot.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 07/19/10 at 8:18 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/epic-fail-access-sign-fail.jpg


I knew those square wheels would get some use some day!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 07/20/10 at 12:41 am

slinky  wheels would work

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/20/10 at 1:27 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-mcd-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/20/10 at 6:13 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-mcd-sign-fail.jpg




I don't think this is for real.  The building looks like a house.  The roof looks like it would belong to a McDonald's.  More than likely this was photoshopped.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/20/10 at 6:45 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/fail-owned-mcd-sign-fail.jpg




Ronald must be pissed looking at the sign.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/20/10 at 9:08 am

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/engrish-funny-no-ticket.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/20/10 at 11:03 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/engrish-funny-no-ticket.jpg



What? I can't eat the ticket? What is the world coming to?




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/20/10 at 3:10 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/engrish-funny-no-ticket.jpg


The waiter/waitress is going to eat me if I don't show my ticket?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/20/10 at 5:44 pm


The waiter/waitress is going to eat me if I don't show my ticket?

Or fine you 2000 baht's.
I think Thailand uses that currency.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/20/10 at 11:46 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/47e7aba9-91a0-400e-af3b-fd85a0425f5b.jpg

Probably set up by the same guy who said "In case of fire, burn!"

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/21/10 at 4:14 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/47e7aba9-91a0-400e-af3b-fd85a0425f5b.jpg

Probably set up by the same guy who said "In case of fire, burn!"


Seems like nothing left to do but drive.  I wonder if you can drive on the sidewalk?  Probably not since it is closed and the specifics are not given.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/21/10 at 6:55 am


Or fine you 2000 baht's.
I think Thailand uses that currency.



What's 2000 baht in US currency?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/21/10 at 6:56 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/47e7aba9-91a0-400e-af3b-fd85a0425f5b.jpg

Probably set up by the same guy who said "In case of fire, burn!"


Is there anything else that is NOT closed?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/21/10 at 9:17 am



What's 2000 baht in US currency?

About 62 dollars.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/21/10 at 9:54 am

Oh well, I guess it's a free car wash.

http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Funny-fail-pics-funny-signs-car-bike-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/21/10 at 6:57 pm


Oh well, I guess it's a free car wash.

http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Funny-fail-pics-funny-signs-car-bike-fail.jpg


not good for the car.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/21/10 at 7:04 pm


not good for the car.


http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Funny-fail-pics-funny-signs-car-bike-fail.jpg

I think the sign or the road is upside down.   :D  Actually the sign is backward.  The white line is for bikes.  I figured that out because cars are too wide to fit inside that white line to the edge of the bridge.   ::)  Unless the bikes ride on the inside of the yellow line.  In that case the sign is correct.  Just a bad place to put the sign.  Who knows?   ???  Oh wait -  I see bikes inside the yellow line.  Disregard eerything except that the sign is in a dumb place.  :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/21/10 at 7:20 pm


http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Funny-fail-pics-funny-signs-car-bike-fail.jpg

I think the sign or the road is upside down.  :D  Actually the sign is backward.  The white line is for bikes.  I figured that out because cars are too wide to fit inside that white line to the edge of the bridge.  ::)  Unless the bikes ride on the inside of the yellow line.  In that case the sign is correct.  Just a bad place to put the sign.  Who knows?  ???  Oh wait -  I see bikes inside the yellow line.  Disregard eerything except that the sign is in a dumb place.  :P

Ahh, you just want to qualify why you don't have to drive your car into the river, that's all  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/21/10 at 7:22 pm


Ahh, you just want to qualify why you don't have to drive your car into the river, that's all  ;)



shouldn't the bike point to the river?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/21/10 at 7:29 pm



shouldn't the bike point to the river?


No, of course not, look up the bridge on the left inside the yellow line.  See the bikers?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/21/10 at 7:30 pm


No, of course not, look up the bridge on the left inside the yellow line.  See the bikers?


Oh I See.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 07/21/10 at 8:08 pm


http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Funny-fail-pics-funny-signs-car-bike-fail.jpg

I think the sign or the road is upside down.   :D  Actually the sign is backward.  The white line is for bikes.  I figured that out because cars are too wide to fit inside that white line to the edge of the bridge.   ::)  Unless the bikes ride on the inside of the yellow line.  In that case the sign is correct.  Just a bad place to put the sign.  Who knows?   ???  Oh wait -  I see bikes inside the yellow line.  Disregard eerything except that the sign is in a dumb place.   :P


Unfortunate sign location...but the bikes stay behind the yellow line (you can see them all that side in the pic). Not certain how two cars pass within that same larger space though!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/22/10 at 3:59 am


Unfortunate sign location...but the bikes stay behind the yellow line (you can see them all that side in the pic). Not certain how two cars pass within that same larger space though!


I've driven narrower streets in Tokyo.  They can always cross over that white line for more space or run the bikers out of their way.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 10:06 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GL0FYDLg8rQ/S9nk_236CGI/AAAAAAAAAhE/moSZfQVvwtw/s1600/epic-fail-sign-fail1.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/22/10 at 11:02 am


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GL0FYDLg8rQ/S9nk_236CGI/AAAAAAAAAhE/moSZfQVvwtw/s1600/epic-fail-sign-fail1.jpg



Do as I say and not as I do.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/22/10 at 6:39 pm


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GL0FYDLg8rQ/S9nk_236CGI/AAAAAAAAAhE/moSZfQVvwtw/s1600/epic-fail-sign-fail1.jpg


Why is the "d" on the bottom?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/22/10 at 6:41 pm


Why is the "d" on the bottom?  ???


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GL0FYDLg8rQ/S9nk_236CGI/AAAAAAAAAhE/moSZfQVvwtw/s1600/epic-fail-sign-fail1.jpg

Because it stands for DUMB.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 6:49 pm


Why is the "d" on the bottom?  ???

That's why the sign is wrong Howard.
They wrote " Do it right the first time", or they make a mistake by not putting the "d" at the end of the word "ahead"

So, as Doritos wrote, they are just plain dumb.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/22/10 at 7:11 pm


That's why the sign is wrong Howard.
They wrote " Do it right the first time", or they make a mistake by not putting the "d" at the end of the word "ahead"

So, as Doritos wrote, they are just plain dumb.


Yes they sure are.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 7:24 pm

http://haha.nu/funnymages/cache/bizarre-signs/toilet_signs_08.jpg_595.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/22/10 at 7:26 pm


http://haha.nu/funnymages/cache/bizarre-signs/toilet_signs_08.jpg_595.jpg


Where is that sign with the wheel chair going down steps.  These two need to be a pair.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 07/22/10 at 7:27 pm


http://haha.nu/funnymages/cache/bizarre-signs/toilet_signs_08.jpg_595.jpg


Technically...it still is accessible! 

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/22/10 at 7:28 pm




http://minutillo.com/info/Uploaded/frank/stupid%20signs.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/22/10 at 7:30 pm


Where is that sign with the wheel chair going down steps.  These two need to be a pair.

I'm sure there are a few on the net of those.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/22/10 at 7:34 pm


I'm sure there are a few on the net of those.


That pic of wheel chair on steps is on this thread.  2nd from the top on page 8.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/23/10 at 1:04 am

http://www.funmint.com/images/eat-dog-chinese.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 07/23/10 at 1:44 am


http://www.funmint.com/images/eat-dog-chinese.jpg


BYO... :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/23/10 at 6:53 am




http://minutillo.com/info/Uploaded/frank/stupid%20signs.jpg





What do they mean No Wake?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/23/10 at 6:53 am


http://www.funmint.com/images/eat-dog-chinese.jpg



They'll cook any dog.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/23/10 at 9:26 am



They'll cook any dog.

Apparently... :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/23/10 at 11:17 am



They'll cook any dog.




Don't forget to get a copy of their cookbook.  "How to wok your dog"  ;D :D




Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/23/10 at 6:56 pm




Don't forget to get a copy of their cookbook.  "How to wok your dog"   ;D :D








HA!  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/23/10 at 7:04 pm



HA!  ;D





Back a few years ago on a trip to South Korea, I was in this place called "Ma Boogies".  It was a bar at night and in the day time you could get some food.  I ordered a hamburger.  Probably shouldn't have.  The burger did have a bit of a "bite" to it. 



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/24/10 at 6:57 am

http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/stupidsigns06.jpg

I know the ugly ones won't ignore me.  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/24/10 at 8:45 am


http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/stupidsigns06.jpg

I know the ugly ones won't ignore me.  ;) ;D





Howard, They all basically ignore the cliental - it's the money they pay attention to...  :D ;D



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/24/10 at 9:58 am

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/dumb-sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/24/10 at 10:02 am


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/dumb-sign.jpg




Uhhh, Ya think?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/24/10 at 10:08 am




Uhhh, Ya think?




Snow on road during blizzard...
Ice on road during ice storm

penguins on road during evil psychotic road penguins attack  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/24/10 at 10:34 am

http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/funny-signs-pubic-toilet.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/24/10 at 10:50 am


http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/funny-signs-pubic-toilet.jpg




Does this mean that only post pubescent persons can use this facility?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/24/10 at 1:00 pm


http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/dumb-sign.jpg


we already know there's water.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/24/10 at 4:31 pm


we already know there's water.




Unless it's raining cats and dogs...



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/24/10 at 4:39 pm

http://abpotato.com/images/signs/sign_illogical.png

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/24/10 at 4:51 pm




Unless it's raining cats and dogs...







And you step in a poodle?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/24/10 at 5:58 pm



And you step in a poodle?



Cat

;D
During a CAT egory 3 hurricane

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/24/10 at 6:46 pm

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/engrish-funny-toilet-tourism.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/24/10 at 6:49 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/engrish-funny-toilet-tourism.jpg




I'll pass on SIGNing up for this one.  :D ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 07/24/10 at 8:22 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/engrish-funny-toilet-tourism.jpg


Does that include the Hollywood bowl?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/25/10 at 5:32 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/engrish-funny-toilet-tourism.jpg


I'll skip on that tour unless it's the women's bathroom. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/25/10 at 9:17 am

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/8/22/128954677217877529.jpg

Go Faster...faster...FASTER..hit the hump and wheeeeee.....

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/25/10 at 10:17 am

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/funny-pics/stolen-police-toilets.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/25/10 at 10:21 am

http://rvtravel.com/blog/chuck/uploaded_images/a_brake-733626.jpg




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/25/10 at 3:50 pm


http://rvtravel.com/blog/chuck/uploaded_images/a_brake-733626.jpg




Cat
\


What if I can't?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/25/10 at 4:34 pm


\


What if I can't?


http://rvtravel.com/blog/chuck/uploaded_images/a_brake-733626.jpg




No one can.  A previous sign posted above lndicates that someone stole their "can".  "Police have nothing to go on".


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/25/10 at 7:57 pm

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Nightline/abc_chinglish6_070531_ssv.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/26/10 at 5:28 am


http://a.abcnews.com/images/Nightline/abc_chinglish6_070531_ssv.jpg


I don't trust The Hand That Rips Beef.  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/26/10 at 5:54 pm


http://a.abcnews.com/images/Nightline/abc_chinglish6_070531_ssv.jpg





This looks like a combination of mystery meat and road kill.  I'll just have a pine float.  That's a glass of water with a tooth pick.  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/26/10 at 7:07 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ybf24swF74E/RwEtx-ol_gI/AAAAAAAAAjI/_ObQmmY8CWk/s400/j013.jpg

No throwing babies from cars?
Aw, we've been doing it all wrong!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/27/10 at 3:35 am


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ybf24swF74E/RwEtx-ol_gI/AAAAAAAAAjI/_ObQmmY8CWk/s400/j013.jpg

No throwing babies from cars?
Aw, we've been doing it all wrong!




Glad to see that sign - there has been way too much of this sort of thing going on.  ;D :D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/27/10 at 5:26 am


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ybf24swF74E/RwEtx-ol_gI/AAAAAAAAAjI/_ObQmmY8CWk/s400/j013.jpg

No throwing babies from cars?
Aw, we've been doing it all wrong!


That's supposed to be a hand?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/27/10 at 8:19 am


That's supposed to be a hand?

Yes.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/27/10 at 8:39 am

http://www.monkeyology.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/20090123_beware.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/27/10 at 12:42 pm


http://www.monkeyology.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/20090123_beware.jpg





I don't do monkey business.  >:(  :o




Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/27/10 at 2:54 pm


http://www.monkeyology.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/20090123_beware.jpg


What things do monkeys steal? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/27/10 at 4:47 pm


What things do monkeys steal? ???

YOUR THING

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/27/10 at 4:58 pm


What things do monkeys steal? ???




http://www.monkeyology.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/20090123_beware.jpg



I visited a place in Japan called Monkey Mountain.  The small but powerful primates roamed wild and a troop of them had their territory right where the tourists parked.  We were warned to let the monkies take anything that we may be carrying.  If it is food or drink they take it.  If it's a camera or something non edible they will look at it and leave it.  Although they are a lot smaller than a human they are way stronger then us. 

My son was between 2 and 3 years old.  One monkey took his cookie.  I was distracted and when I finally looked back at my son, he had one arm stretched out with a piece of bread and the other arm stretched 180 degrees.  >:(  He was about to cole-konk that monkey.  I chased it off just in time.  That monkey would have done a job on my son.

I offered that same monkey a beer can that had about a swallow left in it.  He didn't want it.  I went behind the camper and poured the beer into a Pepsi can and offered it to him.  He grabs it up and starts to chug.  Then he screamed  :o and threw the can straight into the air and ran screaming off into the brush.  I'll teach him to steal a kid's cookie.      :P  :D  ;D




Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 07/27/10 at 5:44 pm


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ybf24swF74E/RwEtx-ol_gI/AAAAAAAAAjI/_ObQmmY8CWk/s400/j013.jpg

No throwing babies from cars?
Aw, we've been doing it all wrong!


Only if you have really big hands! ...and largish babies.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 07/27/10 at 5:46 pm




http://www.monkeyology.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/20090123_beware.jpg



I visited a place in Japan called Monkey Mountain.  The small but powerful primates roamed wild and a troop of them had their territory right where the tourists parked.  We were warned to let the monkies take anything that we may be carrying.  If it is food or drink they take it.  If it's a camera or something non edible they will look at it and leave it.  Although they are a lot smaller than a human they are way stronger then us. 

My son was between 2 and 3 years old.  One monkey took his cookie.  I was distracted and when I finally looked back at my son, he had one arm stretched out with a piece of bread and the other arm stretched 180 degrees.  >:(   He was about to cole-konk that monkey.  I chased it off just in time.  That monkey would have done a job on my son.

I offered that same monkey a beer can that had about a swallow left in it.  He didn't want it.  I went behind the camper and poured the beer into a Pepsi can and offered it to him.  He grabs it up and starts to chug.  Then he screamed  :o and threw the can straight into the air and ran screaming off into the brush.  I'll teach him to steal a kid's cookie.      :P  :D  ;D







That was one funky monkey!!!  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/28/10 at 12:12 am

http://www.youthblog.org/archives/sign%20smaller.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/28/10 at 3:35 am


http://www.youthblog.org/archives/sign%20smaller.jpg




:D  Ah, somehow I don't think that it is all that much of a secret anymore...  ;D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/28/10 at 8:11 am


YOUR THING



I have a lot of things.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/28/10 at 8:12 am


http://www.youthblog.org/archives/sign%20smaller.jpg


What's a Nuclear Bunker?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 07/28/10 at 8:20 am


What's a Nuclear Bunker?  ???

Could be for people to hide in case of a nuclear war, or a "secret" place they store nuclear weapons (which isn't quite a secret anymore due to the sign)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/28/10 at 4:33 pm


What's a Nuclear Bunker?  ???





:D  :D  That is a place for nuclears to sleep.  :D  ;D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/28/10 at 5:06 pm


What's a Nuclear Bunker?  ???



That's Archie's long lost son.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/28/10 at 5:10 pm



That's Archie's long lost son.



Cat




Cat, Do you think that Archie's long lost son has a twin sister?  ;)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/28/10 at 6:48 pm




Cat, Do you think that Archie's long lost son has a twin sister?  ;)





Betty Bunker?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 4:58 pm




http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/a5ab44a7-bedd-4700-97f1-2227e205fa6c.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/29/10 at 5:15 pm




http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/a5ab44a7-bedd-4700-97f1-2227e205fa6c.jpg



Gives new meaning to "Fire in the hole"?




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/29/10 at 6:59 pm




http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/a5ab44a7-bedd-4700-97f1-2227e205fa6c.jpg


nah,too big to be a hand grenade.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 7:19 pm



Gives new meaning to "Fire in the hole"?




Cat


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/29/10 at 9:21 pm





When you don't have time to piss around.  :D ;D ::) :) ;)





http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/8bf88ff2-a216-42c9-966a-850dd4d37c76.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/30/10 at 6:56 am





When you don't have time to piss around.   :D ;D ::) :) ;)





http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/8bf88ff2-a216-42c9-966a-850dd4d37c76.jpg


Well,I piss slow,the guys will have to wait in line.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/30/10 at 8:27 am


Well,I piss slow,the guys will have to wait in line.




When you don't have time to piss around.  :D ;D ::) :) ;)





http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/8bf88ff2-a216-42c9-966a-850dd4d37c76.jpg




That just may be because you always seem to be pissing around.  ::) ;D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/30/10 at 10:10 am

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/fd697754-2baa-4819-82ca-c7d23cc3c4f4.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/30/10 at 2:37 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/fd697754-2baa-4819-82ca-c7d23cc3c4f4.jpg


That one I don't understand?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/30/10 at 4:29 pm


That one I don't understand?  ???




The camel is out of H20 - the man is pushing it to a watering hole station.  The camel has a dry hump.  :D ;D

OK - I guess you have never seen a camel crossing sign on the highway?  :)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/30/10 at 6:44 pm



http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129203809745176950.jpg

Weapon of mass anger - piss the trigger






Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 07/30/10 at 7:07 pm




The camel is out of H20 - the man is pushing it to a watering hole station.  The camel has a dry hump.   :D ;D

OK - I guess you have never seen a camel crossing sign on the highway?  :)





How am I suppose to know the guy is pushing him to a watering hole station?  How am I suppose to know the dromedary has a dry hump? 

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/30/10 at 7:22 pm


How am I suppose to know the guy is pushing him to a watering hole station?  How am I suppose to know the dromedary has a dry hump? 




Well, you have heard the saying that a picture is worth a thousand words? ???  Well, they are in there somewhere.  :D ;D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 07/30/10 at 8:21 pm

I'm a mind reader no a sign reader :D  I thought they might want you to pet the animal while in the street

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/30/10 at 10:43 pm


I'm a mind reader no a sign reader :D  I thought they might want you to pet the animal while in the street


And then the thread got weird.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/31/10 at 12:18 am


I'm a mind reader no a sign reader :D  I thought they might want you to pet the animal while in the street




So why didn't you read my mind?  ???  And how come then do we need an appointment to see a psychic?  ;D :D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/31/10 at 12:23 am




http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129203809745176950.jpg

Weapon of mass anger - piss the trigger




So no sny comments on this one.  :-\\ Y'all passed it up...  >:(






Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/31/10 at 5:29 am




The camel is out of H20 - the man is pushing it to a watering hole station.  The camel has a dry hump.   :D ;D

OK - I guess you have never seen a camel crossing sign on the highway?  :)






No,there are no camels in NY.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/31/10 at 5:29 am




http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129203809745176950.jpg

Weapon of mass anger - piss the trigger









I never knew a trigger could be pissed.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 07/31/10 at 7:32 am

BROKEN NEON SIGNS!!!



http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/stupid/1178072534541.jpg

http://iamtoocurious.com/wp-content/uploads/_FunniestNeonSignFail01.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kVBIKsx0ZqQ/SvYdDalwOeI/AAAAAAAABOg/JggW1DQ-e_s/s400/hilarious_neon_signs_11.jpg

http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2010/100103-lsd-sign.jpg

http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/i3/08/danal.s.jpg

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/1659honest-restaurant-sign-nasty-buffet.jpg

http://funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=Ortiz-Fun-Home.jpg

:D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/31/10 at 8:04 am



No,there are no camels in NY.  ::)




There are no camels at the Bronx zoo?  ???
 


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/31/10 at 8:45 am

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1957075module9243266photo_1208983673Department_of_Redundancy_Department.gif



See below for an example of what they oversee...

http://michaelroberts.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/080727-115922.jpg
 


Typical wall clock at this government agency:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:B9wTPgbJEDMDGM:http://dvice.com/pics/redundant-clock-by-ji-lee-499x409.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 07/31/10 at 10:52 am




So why didn't you read my mind?  ???  And how come then do we need an appointment to see a psychic?  ;D :D





you didn't make an appointment

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/31/10 at 11:18 am


you didn't make an appointment


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/31/10 at 1:50 pm




The camel is out of H20 - the man is pushing it to a watering hole station.  The camel has a dry hump.   :D ;D

OK - I guess you have never seen a camel crossing sign on the highway?  :)







NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Don't say "dry hump" anywhere near Howard!





Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/31/10 at 2:33 pm




There are no camels at the Bronx zoo?   ???
 





yes of course there are camels in The Bronx Zoo.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 07/31/10 at 2:35 pm




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Don't say "dry hump" anywhere near Howard!





Cat


best thing to do is to keep mouth shut,they know what happened a few years ago. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/31/10 at 5:36 pm




NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!


Don't say "dry hump" anywhere near Howard!





Cat


;D :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/31/10 at 5:42 pm



This sign can only mean that you are in the middle of nowhere.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/10/05/science/06mind-650.jpg

This sign means that you are 22 miles from the business district of the middle of nowhere.

http://cachesrc.corbis.com/CorbisImage/agent/14/18/51/14185107/T-092-0113.jpg



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/31/10 at 5:46 pm




This sign can only mean that you are in the middle of nowhere.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/10/05/science/06mind-650.jpg

This sign means that you are 22 miles from the business district of the middle of nowhere.

http://cachesrc.corbis.com/CorbisImage/agent/14/18/51/14185107/T-092-0113.jpg







If it is absolutely nothing-then it only has to be the Panhandle of Texas.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/31/10 at 5:55 pm



If it is absolutely nothing-then it only has to be the Panhandle of Texas.



Cat



I think you may be on to something, Cat.  ::)  Ever make the trip from San Antonio to San Angelo?  The only sign of civilation for miles and miles are the telephone poles along the highway and an occasional gate going towards a ranch.  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/31/10 at 6:05 pm



I think you may be on to something, Cat.  ::)  Ever make the trip from San Antonio to San Angelo?  The only sign of civilation for miles and miles are the telephone poles along the highway and an occasional gate going towards a ranch.   ;)





Never had the privilege of making that trip. We drive across country many, many times and we take route 40 from Oklahoma City and that goes through the Panhandle through Amarillo (or Armadillo as I call it  :D ;D ;D ). After you get past Amarillo, there is NOTHING!!!! No mountains, no trees. NOTHING!!!!

Here is a photo of the Panhandle. (Not one of my photos.)


http://www.theyeagergroup.com/Four%20Corners%20to%20Liberal%202007/Texas%20Panhandle%20Plains%20Between%20Perryton,%20Texas%20and%20Shattuck,%20Oklahoma.JPG



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/31/10 at 6:10 pm



Never had the privilege of making that trip. We drive across country many, many times and we take route 40 from Oklahoma City and that goes through the Panhandle through Amarillo (or Armadillo as I call it  :D ;D ;D ). After you get past Amarillo, there is NOTHING!!!! No mountains, no trees. NOTHING!!!!

Here is a photo of the Panhandle. (Not one of my photos.)


http://www.theyeagergroup.com/Four%20Corners%20to%20Liberal%202007/Texas%20Panhandle%20Plains%20Between%20Perryton,%20Texas%20and%20Shattuck,%20Oklahoma.JPG






Cat



And just where are the pan handlers?  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 07/31/10 at 9:27 pm


Muchas gassyass


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129178671675720573.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 07/31/10 at 10:48 pm

no thanks

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 6:47 am



Muchas gassyass


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129178671675720573.jpg


It looks painful to have a nozzle stuck up your butt. :o
;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/10 at 6:48 am



Muchas gassyass


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129178671675720573.jpg
Recycling your gas?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 7:12 am


Recycling your gas?


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 7:36 am


Ya think maybe the poster of this sign thinks that garbage doesn't trash the place up as much? ???  :-\\


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/engrish-funny-garbage-only.jpg 

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 8:57 am



http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/129178671675720573.jpg

Recycling your gas?



This must be for those people who get confused by the signs along the highway that say "Fuel Food Exit 60".


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/3788491596_3e127bb805.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/01/10 at 10:22 am



If it is absolutely nothing-then it only has to be the Panhandle of Texas.



Cat


Actually, its as you enter the Mojave desert in CA, seen it many times, and its true.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 11:01 am


Actually, its as you enter the Mojave desert in CA, seen it many times, and its true.



Is that the pic with the blank sign or the one that says absolutely nothing for the next 22 miles?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 12:19 pm



Ya think maybe the poster of this sign thinks that garbage doesn't trash the place up as much? ???  :-\\


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/engrish-funny-garbage-only.jpg   


So,where else can I throw my garbage?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/10 at 12:20 pm


So,where else can I throw my garbage?  ???
Take it home with you to throw away.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 12:21 pm


Take it home with you to throw away.


or dump it somewhere else.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/10 at 12:21 pm


or dump it somewhere else.
Fly Tipping is not allowed!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 12:23 pm


Fly Tipping is not allowed!


What's That?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/10 at 12:24 pm


Fly Tipping is not allowed!

What's That?  ???
http://www.midwestgrimesquad.co.uk/images/flytipping-large.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 12:25 pm


http://www.midwestgrimesquad.co.uk/images/flytipping-large.jpg


That looks disgusting,something you'd probably see at the Pathmark Parking Lot.  :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/10 at 12:26 pm


That looks disgusting,something you'd probably see at the Pathmark Parking Lot.  :P
You admit that it happens at Pathmark?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 12:30 pm


You admit that it happens at Pathmark?


But not the way the picture looks,sometimes customers use the parking lot as a city dump. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/01/10 at 12:33 pm


But not the way the picture looks,sometimes customers use the parking lot as a city dump. ::)
Is there CCTV at the parking lot?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/01/10 at 12:43 pm


Is there CCTV at the parking lot?


In the store,there are cameras but some are hidden.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/01/10 at 1:11 pm



Ya think maybe the poster of this sign thinks that garbage doesn't trash the place up as much? ???  :-\\


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/engrish-funny-garbage-only.jpg   



There is a difference between trash & garbage. I would think that people would prefer trash to garbage. (Trash doesn't stink like garbage does.) But, if they are composting, than that makes sense.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 5:58 pm


The second "B" word is suppossed to be "Beach"


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/595c7bc8-e0d3-472d-838f-554691fe061c.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/01/10 at 6:01 pm



The second "B" word is suppossed to be "Beach"


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/595c7bc8-e0d3-472d-838f-554691fe061c.jpg






Are you sure? Maybe it is supposed to be B!tch.




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 6:07 pm



There is a difference between trash & garbage. I would think that people would prefer trash to garbage. (Trash doesn't stink like garbage does.) But, if they are composting, than that makes sense.



Cat




Cat, Most of these signs do make sense but we can't always see the entire picture or we don't think outside the box.  There is one that shows a yellow two way arrow and right below it two one way signs point opposite directions.  The picture must have been taken from the road coming to a "T" intersection with a divided highway.  If one were able to see the bigger picture then the signs would make sense.  But they are just fun to take at face value.  I thought the same thing you did about the garbage VS the trash.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 6:10 pm



Are you sure? Maybe it is supposed to be B!tch.




Cat


Cat, It probably should but the pic I found had a disclaimer on it saying that the second word is suppossed to be "beach".  Personally I like it fine just like it is.  :D ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/01/10 at 6:14 pm



Duh, which way did he go, which way did he go? 



http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/canasn/one_way.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/01/10 at 6:24 pm



Duh, which way did he go, which way did he go? 



http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p60/canasn/one_way.jpg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q5S4ncU3Dw&feature=related



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: loki 13 on 08/01/10 at 6:35 pm

A couple of my favorites.

Seen at a bowling alley:
                                Midnight Bowling
                                Saturday  at 9 PM

Seen at a driving range:
                                Anyone Caught Collecting Golf Balls
                                Will Have Their Balls Removed.

Seen at a power station:
                                  TOUCHING WIRES
                              CAUSES INSTANT DEATH
                                      $200 Fine
                               

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 3:29 am



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q5S4ncU3Dw&feature=related



Cat


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 3:30 am


A couple of my favorites.

Seen at a bowling alley:
                                 Midnight Bowling
                                 Saturday  at 9 PM

Seen at a driving range:
                                 Anyone Caught Collecting Golf Balls
                                 Will Have Their Balls Removed.

Seen at a power station:
                                   TOUCHING WIRES
                               CAUSES INSTANT DEATH
                                      $200 Fine
                                 


:D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 3:32 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/5f738097-d74c-42ba-bdd9-bc1949ba4d00.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:21 am



The second "B" word is suppossed to be "Beach"


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/595c7bc8-e0d3-472d-838f-554691fe061c.jpg






Hey,people make mistakes.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:22 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/5f738097-d74c-42ba-bdd9-bc1949ba4d00.jpg



dream about what?  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/02/10 at 9:24 am



Is that the pic with the blank sign or the one that says absolutely nothing for the next 22 miles?




The absolutely nothing sign, and its true, except for the road, no sign of human presence

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 1:57 pm


The absolutely nothing sign, and its true, except for the road, no sign of human presence


:o  Man, that's like the twilight zone or something.    :o
 

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 2:09 pm


  ??? Must be a time joke - I'll laugh when I get time...    :-\\


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129205843525785567.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/02/10 at 3:05 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/5f738097-d74c-42ba-bdd9-bc1949ba4d00.jpg
....one penny!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/02/10 at 3:06 pm



  ??? Must be a time joke - I'll laugh when I get time...    :-\\


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129205843525785567.jpg

It usually takes 60 minutes for me!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 4:34 pm


It usually takes 60 minutes for me!



That's about an hour...  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 4:39 pm


Wait for it - Wait for it - Wait for it...  ::)


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129158230906695491.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/02/10 at 6:05 pm



Wait for it - Wait for it - Wait for it...   ::)


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129158230906695491.jpg



Is that the sign at the San Quentin gates?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 6:20 pm


Is that the sign at the San Quentin gates?



I don't think so.  I think it was put up in the early rounds of "American Idol".  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 6:37 pm

Ii'll drink to that... 


  8-P                                                                                                8-P

8-P  http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129208333242829298.jpg  8-P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:46 pm



  ??? Must be a time joke - I'll laugh when I get time...    :-\\


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129205843525785567.jpg



each hour is about 60 minutes.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 6:47 pm


Ii'll drink to that... 


  8-P                                                                                                 8-P

8-P  http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129208333242829298.jpg  8-P



Is he making a Number 2?  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 6:53 pm


each hour is about 60 minutes.  ::)



An hour is longer in metric time.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 6:58 pm


Is he making a Number 2?  :o




No, I think he's making an uncle ralph.  8-P 8-P 8-P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/02/10 at 7:01 pm




No, I think he's making an uncle ralph.  8-P 8-P 8-P




probably not the same.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/02/10 at 7:05 pm


probably not the same.



It's not the same thing - click the link for a hint of what it is.


http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1046.shtml


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/10 at 1:45 am


each hour is about 60 minutes.  ::)
...about...

An hour is 60 minutes!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 4:26 am

 
http://www.b3tards.com/u/3c6e6f5845b3c7f60e1c/nonsense.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/03/10 at 5:25 am



It's not the same thing - click the link for a hint of what it is.


http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1046.shtml





So that's a Ralph?  :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/10 at 12:01 pm


 
http://www.b3tards.com/u/3c6e6f5845b3c7f60e1c/nonsense.jpg


This does appear on Google Chrome.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/03/10 at 12:30 pm


This does appear on Google Chrome.



Nor on Firefox.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 12:52 pm



Nor on Firefox.




Cat



It was there when I posted this morning.  It's a stupid traffic sign.  Here is the URL - see if you can catch a view using your browser:

http://www.b3tards.com/u/3c6e6f5845b3c7f60e1c/nonsense.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/03/10 at 1:46 pm


 
http://www.b3tards.com/u/3c6e6f5845b3c7f60e1c/nonsense.jpg


It happens!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/03/10 at 2:56 pm



It was there when I posted this morning.  It's a stupid traffic sign.  Here is the URL - see if you can catch a view using your browser:

http://www.b3tards.com/u/3c6e6f5845b3c7f60e1c/nonsense.jpg



Is that supposed to be an Octopus? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 4:08 pm


Is that supposed to be an Octopus? ???



I don't know.  ??? I didn't create it.  ;) Nor do I think that I ever would...  :-\\

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 5:16 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/97f44c2d-581b-439c-bb97-e306c4461174.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/03/10 at 6:32 pm


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/notice2_1.jpg


One week from when?  Duh...  :-\\ ???



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/04/10 at 1:16 am


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/notice2_1.jpg


One week from when?  Duh...  :-\\ ???




Within the next week, the road will be closed for three days.

But why?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/04/10 at 2:13 am


Within the next week, the road will be closed for three days.

But why?


Because a very, very, very, very long train will be coming within the week!!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 4:05 am


How do you know if you are one of these kinds of persons or not?  I wouldn't want to break their rules.



http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/57c5a39e-2aeb-4772-a0b0-ee8b040813ba.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:33 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/97f44c2d-581b-439c-bb97-e306c4461174.jpg





give food to the monkey?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:34 am


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/notice2_1.jpg


One week from when?  Duh...   :-\\ ???






It almost makes sense.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 8:41 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129200599041858694.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/04/10 at 10:47 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/5f738097-d74c-42ba-bdd9-bc1949ba4d00.jpg


Dreaming about a successful visit?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 11:50 am



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2328/2444755092_9296a89496.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/04/10 at 12:37 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129200599041858694.jpg





I like cats. They taste just like chicken.


Cats! The other white meat.




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/04/10 at 12:39 pm



I like cats. They taste just like chicken.


Cats! The other white meat.




Cat
Do cats taste purrfect?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 12:44 pm


I think you could blow the cop car and the cop over if you were going fast enough.


http://wildmanhangout.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dummy_police_car.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 6:15 pm



http://www.jokesduniya.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/warning-signs.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:40 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129200599041858694.jpg





A cat to cook?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:41 pm



http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2328/2444755092_9296a89496.jpg




My ass is open all night long.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/04/10 at 6:43 pm


My ass is open all night long.  :D



Um...TMI, TMI.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 6:44 pm



Um...TMI, TMI.



Cat


It was just a joke Cat relax.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 7:02 pm


http://beckyandtony.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/p1020309.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/04/10 at 7:04 pm


http://beckyandtony.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/p1020309.jpg


that might hurt.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/04/10 at 7:14 pm


http://www.postthisinc.com/images/T-IfIdiots.gif

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/05/10 at 1:30 am


http://beckyandtony.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/p1020309.jpg
Stormtrooper HIts Head
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQaLuqwtl8

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 4:47 am



http://roux3.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dont-scroux-with-roux.jpg?w=450

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/05/10 at 6:43 am



http://roux3.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dont-scroux-with-roux.jpg?w=450




Ok,I won't scroux with Roux.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/05/10 at 11:41 am


It was just a joke Cat relax.  ::)



I know it was a joke-which is why I responded with a joke!



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 2:56 pm


http://theundergroundconservative.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/idiot.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/05/10 at 3:24 pm


http://theundergroundconservative.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/idiot.jpg




The birthers stole that. It was originally:



http://images.cafepress.com/product/10747222_400x400_Front.jpg




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 4:07 pm


The birthers stole that. It was originally:

http://theundergroundconservative.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/idiot.jpg

http://images.cafepress.com/product/10747222_400x400_Front.jpg




Cat





It wasn't me, I'm still here.  ::)  :D    ;D  Shame on those awful birthers...  >:(


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 4:13 pm


No problem, I'll just use telekinesis...    ::)



http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129155770596029787.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/05/10 at 6:49 pm



No problem, I'll just use telekinesis...    ::)



http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129155770596029787.jpg




I'll use my mind power to repair it.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/05/10 at 6:55 pm


http://maaadddog.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/ignorance.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 4:38 am


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u87/Pumbli/stupid_signs16.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/06/10 at 6:55 am


http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u87/Pumbli/stupid_signs16.jpg




But if it's food,you can't retrieve it.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 08/06/10 at 10:42 am

that's a great sign                the crocodiles

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 1:45 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129202320545296450.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/10 at 1:47 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129202320545296450.jpg


Shocking!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/06/10 at 3:28 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129202320545296450.jpg




better watch out.  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 4:04 pm


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oR_c8psPTD0/SqvxYyw3AsI/AAAAAAAAATE/lIOxTIhRUHA/s400/plaque2b.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/10 at 4:06 pm


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oR_c8psPTD0/SqvxYyw3AsI/AAAAAAAAATE/lIOxTIhRUHA/s400/plaque2b.jpg


http://www.mikepaulblog.com/blog/media/Ethics%20Real%20Fork%20in%20Road_02.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/06/10 at 4:11 pm


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oR_c8psPTD0/SqvxYyw3AsI/AAAAAAAAATE/lIOxTIhRUHA/s400/plaque2b.jpg





http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3291/2699622136_bb8850f5b4_o.jpg


That is one of my photos.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 4:14 pm


http://www.mikepaulblog.com/blog/media/Ethics%20Real%20Fork%20in%20Road_02.jpg



Take it?  I don't even think I can lift it.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/06/10 at 4:21 pm



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3291/2699622136_bb8850f5b4_o.jpg


That is one of my photos.



Cat


Big forks ....for big mouths!  ;D  (of course, you are not included in that comment Cat!)  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/06/10 at 4:22 pm


http://www.mikepaulblog.com/blog/media/Ethics%20Real%20Fork%20in%20Road_02.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VY9lef3Ripw/SPGTY8JYusI/AAAAAAAAHKU/GIcmgFw56tI/s400/IMG_7653.JPG A spoon to go with the fork in the road?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/06/10 at 4:24 pm


Big forks ....for big mouths!  ;D  (of course, you are not included in that comment Cat!)  ;)



Nice save, gibbo.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/06/10 at 4:28 pm



Nice save, gibbo.



Cat


That's because I'm afraid of people with big forks!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/06/10 at 4:30 pm


That's because I'm afraid of people with big forks!



My step-father used to have those BIG fork & spoon hanging on the wall. My sister now has them.




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/06/10 at 4:31 pm



My step-father used to have those BIG fork & spoon hanging on the wall. My sister now has them.




Cat


My older sister introduced the big wooden spoon and fork to my parents lounge room wall (many years ago). The seem to be compulsory in most homes where people lived through the 70's.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/06/10 at 4:49 pm


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/stop_signs.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/06/10 at 7:31 pm


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/stop_signs.jpg




Yeah...Stop stopping...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 5:46 am


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oR_c8psPTD0/SqvxYyw3AsI/AAAAAAAAATE/lIOxTIhRUHA/s400/plaque2b.jpg





why take the fork?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 5:47 am


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/images/stop_signs.jpg




Stop Hammer Time.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 9:22 am


http://api.ning.com/files/ZbaVBeLXTwpfqFQaQfBC*7VkNfyC1xttSYtRxbEq4d*RVAzljHbC7zXp5PlsFQUhLRx*9q5dkg42mP4gRW5BEawlWrOUz24L/FunnyAnimalSigns1.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 9:28 am


http://api.ning.com/files/ZbaVBeLXTwpfqFQaQfBC*7VkNfyC1xttSYtRxbEq4d*RVAzljHbC7zXp5PlsFQUhLRx*9q5dkg42mP4gRW5BEawlWrOUz24L/FunnyAnimalSigns1.jpg


This is not stupid, it is clever!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 9:45 am


Occasionally one gets by.  ;)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 10:06 am


I'll have nothing to do with this...    ::)



http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/10/No-Traffic-Signs.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 2:57 pm



I'll have nothing to do with this...    ::)



http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/10/No-Traffic-Signs.jpg




Wow,that's a lot of stop.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 3:14 pm


http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/06/10/2bkk/img/28a.jpg


How can you navigate through this area without breaking a law?




Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 3:33 pm


http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/06/10/2bkk/img/28a.jpg


How can you navigate through this area without breaking a law?







you wouldn't know whether you're coming or going.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 3:33 pm


http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/06/10/2bkk/img/28a.jpg


How can you navigate through this area without breaking a law?





Go back on yourself?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 3:33 pm


Go back on yourself?


or trace your steps.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 3:37 pm


or trace your steps.
On a motorbike?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 3:38 pm


On a motorbike?


that would be difficult.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/07/10 at 3:39 pm


that would be difficult.
Cars are slightly easier.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 3:40 pm

http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/i3/07/3signs.s.jpg


At least no one is parked blocking the hydrants.

This place could use a yellow brick road or is this one of those places where you just can't get there from here?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/07/10 at 3:41 pm


http://www.goodexperience.com/broken/i3/07/3signs.s.jpg


At least no one is parked blocking the hydrant.

This place could use a yellow brick road or is this one of those places where you just can't get there from here?





too many signs.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/07/10 at 3:45 pm


too many signs.



I recognise this area.  I grew up close to where this photo was taken.  It's Pittsburghese - they put up signs the same way they speak.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 08/07/10 at 10:24 pm

confusing?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/08/10 at 12:24 am



      >:(                          >:(                                                    >:(                          >:(
http://www.humor-articles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/no_horn_blowing.jpg

      >:(                        >:(                                                    >:(                          >:(


     

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/08/10 at 3:07 am


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3291/2699622136_bb8850f5b4_o.jpg

That is one of my photos.


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fLfKGRzRDis/TBf_lRMmeoI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/cNmoq5Zs7xI/s400/300px-ForkinRoad.jpg

This is not one of mine, but I felt it appropriate.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/08/10 at 6:55 am



      >:(                           >:(                                                    >:(                          >:(
http://www.humor-articles.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/no_horn_blowing.jpg

       >:(                         >:(                                                     >:(                          >:(


     



Can you flip the bird too?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/08/10 at 10:40 am


Can you flip the bird too?



Howard, you don't need to.  There is another sign that does it for you.


http://s2.tjkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/post-street-sign-middle-finger-250x200.png


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/08/10 at 10:52 am


http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/traffic/sign.JPG

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/08/10 at 11:43 am

This IS one of my photos-taken in Holyoke, Mass:



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3230/2944502555_0a0170464e_z.jpg

As opposed to Dead Parking?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/08/10 at 12:04 pm


http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:eW2c4QqXa6OFuM:http://signsonlinestore.com/Signs/stupidity.gif

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/08/10 at 6:04 pm


This IS one of my photos-taken in Holyoke, Mass:



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3230/2944502555_0a0170464e_z.jpg

As opposed to Dead Parking?



Cat


Only an issue if you die outside of the vehicle. If you die inside...the vehicle is still technically attended.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/08/10 at 6:57 pm



Howard, you don't need to.  There is another sign that does it for you.


http://s2.tjkelly.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/post-street-sign-middle-finger-250x200.png





They should use that in the parking lot.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/08/10 at 6:58 pm


http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:eW2c4QqXa6OFuM:http://signsonlinestore.com/Signs/stupidity.gif




It's a disability.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/09/10 at 4:38 am


It's a disability.



Comedian Ron White says you can't fix stupid.  :)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/09/10 at 4:41 am


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:OteXExPAyXZ2cM:http://www.thedirk.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/traffic-signs.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/09/10 at 6:53 am



Comedian Ron White says you can't fix stupid.   :)





And there's no cure.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/09/10 at 6:54 am


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:OteXExPAyXZ2cM:http://www.thedirk.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/traffic-signs.jpg





only retards will read that sign. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/09/10 at 2:31 pm


only retards will read that sign. ;D


http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp118/Bunglebreath/Signs/Illiterate.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/09/10 at 3:24 pm


http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp118/Bunglebreath/Signs/Illiterate.jpg



I'm a bilingual illiterate. I can't read or write in TWO different languages. (I'll let you guess which two.  ;) :D ;D ;D ;D )



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/09/10 at 5:14 pm


What's your sign? 



http://www.abd.org.uk/images/photos/lane_with_18_signs.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/09/10 at 5:54 pm



What's your sign? 



http://www.abd.org.uk/images/photos/lane_with_18_signs.jpg





Slippery when wet?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/10/10 at 5:32 am


http://i403.photobucket.com/albums/pp118/Bunglebreath/Signs/Illiterate.jpg


You'd have to be a complete doofus to read that.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/10/10 at 6:15 am



http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy292/HAVIER14/funny%20pics%202009/funny-signs-081.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/10/10 at 9:26 am



http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy292/HAVIER14/funny%20pics%202009/funny-signs-081.jpg




Shocking!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/10/10 at 2:03 pm


http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd335/AngelLovePM/exit-enter-error.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/10/10 at 3:04 pm



http://i801.photobucket.com/albums/yy292/HAVIER14/funny%20pics%202009/funny-signs-081.jpg






Is that supposed to be a prop?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/10/10 at 3:04 pm


http://i529.photobucket.com/albums/dd335/AngelLovePM/exit-enter-error.jpg




Which is it? Up or Down?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/11/10 at 4:35 am


So when we are ready to go to Mars, just take I-79 north, take the exit pictured here and go up.  ::)


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2373/2197438193_5b97d00e1b.jpg?v=0

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/11/10 at 6:57 am



So when we are ready to go to Mars, just take I-79 north, take the exit pictured here and go up.   ::)


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2373/2197438193_5b97d00e1b.jpg?v=0




But the sign says Cranberry Mars.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/11/10 at 2:00 pm


But the sign says Cranberry Mars.



I took a picture of where that sign is years back and then it only said Mars. You wanna go?  I can arrange it.  ;D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/11/10 at 2:16 pm


http://www.forwardon.com/attachments/2008-12-04/1228428247934Sign12.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/11/10 at 7:12 pm



I took a picture of where that sign is years back and then it only said Mars. You wanna go?  I can arrange it.   ;D





No,I'll go to Uranus.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/11/10 at 7:12 pm


http://www.forwardon.com/attachments/2008-12-04/1228428247934Sign12.jpg




It should say Keep Off The Sand. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/11/10 at 11:12 pm


It should say Keep Off The Sand. ::)


That's just some light top soil...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/12/10 at 6:50 am


That's just some light top soil...



or it must've been a dry summer.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/12/10 at 7:01 am


No,I'll go to Uranus.



Uranus is where Poopiter came from.  ::)  ;D  :D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/12/10 at 7:12 am



Uranus is where Poopiter came from.   ::)  ;D  :D





;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/12/10 at 11:47 am


http://lh4.ggpht.com/_2VEaTPMR9yw/SpB03ejS81I/AAAAAAAAAY4/nAxSXvirHRo/funny_toilette_sign%5B2%5D.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/12/10 at 6:48 pm


http://lh4.ggpht.com/_2VEaTPMR9yw/SpB03ejS81I/AAAAAAAAAY4/nAxSXvirHRo/funny_toilette_sign%5B2%5D.jpg




fishing in a toilet bowl,You ain't gonna find fish there.  :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/12/10 at 7:18 pm


fishing in a toilet bowl,You ain't gonna find fish there.  :P



For sure not any uneaten ones...  ;D  :D  8-P


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/12/10 at 9:11 pm


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:qjlliM_ryj_LZM:http://www.failfunnies.com/28/images/baby-needs-beers-and-wines-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/13/10 at 7:00 am



For sure not any uneaten ones...   ;D  :D   8-P





I just finished my breakfast. :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/13/10 at 7:01 am


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:qjlliM_ryj_LZM:http://www.failfunnies.com/28/images/baby-needs-beers-and-wines-fail.jpg




the Mother needs it more.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/13/10 at 8:45 am


the Mother needs it more.


;D  LOL

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/13/10 at 8:03 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-payment-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/13/10 at 8:08 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-payment-sign-fail.jpg



:D ;D BAA HAA - They can't be serious!  :o  Where IS this? ???


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/13/10 at 8:09 pm



:D ;D BAA HAA - They can't be serious!   :o  Where IS this? ???




don't know.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/13/10 at 11:31 pm


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyqRkEY5I/AAAAAAAACDI/A8DbooS0q34/s400/placa46.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/14/10 at 2:13 am


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyqRkEY5I/AAAAAAAACDI/A8DbooS0q34/s400/placa46.jpg



Yes, I totally agree....no headbutting buses!!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 4:35 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lLDFxqfhQTk/SKmyqRkEY5I/AAAAAAAACDI/A8DbooS0q34/s400/placa46.jpg


Yes, I totally agree....no headbutting buses!!!






OUCH!  What a moron.  :D ;D :D ;D  The bus probably said "Express" and our moron mised the sign and tried to board a moving bus...  :o


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 5:50 am


Someone is always pissing up the rules.  >:(


http://www.duffergeek.com/hello/43726/1024/Amsterdam_142-2006.03.31-14.51.01.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/10 at 5:58 am

In the news recently...

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48689000/jpg/_48689343_shcool_ap.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 6:04 am


In the news recently...

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48689000/jpg/_48689343_shcool_ap.jpg



The painter needs to go back to "School".  Also, hate to break your bubble but I think Frank posted this way at the beginning of this thread.  It's still funny and thanks for sharing.  ;)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/10 at 6:10 am


In the news recently...

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48689000/jpg/_48689343_shcool_ap.jpg


The painter needs to go back to "School".  Also, hate to break your bubble but I think Frank posted this way at the beginning of this thread.  It's still funny and thanks for sharing.  ;)





I see your BMUP and raise you a SHCOOL.


http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/1409351331_ade37ae95a.jpg



Cat
Different road, same sign?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/14/10 at 6:40 am



:D ;D BAA HAA - They can't be serious!   :o  Where IS this? ???





Wow talk about "taking it through the ass". :o

;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/14/10 at 6:41 am



Someone is always pissing up the rules.   >:(


http://www.duffergeek.com/hello/43726/1024/Amsterdam_142-2006.03.31-14.51.01.jpg




No pissing allowed.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/14/10 at 6:42 am


No pissing allowed.
Now that is takin' the p... ?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/14/10 at 6:44 am


Now that is takin' the p... ?


on the ledge.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/14/10 at 10:14 am



:D ;D BAA HAA - They can't be serious!   :o  Where IS this? ???






The writing looks Greek to me so my guess it is in Greece.




In the news recently...

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48689000/jpg/_48689343_shcool_ap.jpg







http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1053/1409351331_ade37ae95a.jpg





Same painter or did they just go to the same shcool?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 2:52 pm



The writing looks Greek to me so my guess it is in Greece.





Same painter or did they just go to the same shcool?



Cat



They have seemed to have cast their "spell" on the road.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 3:35 pm


In the news recently...

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48689000/jpg/_48689343_shcool_ap.jpg


I did some research and found out who is responsible for the misspelled painted words on the roads.  It is a sign company called Darrell and my other brother Darrell sign company.  Pictured below are the proprietors, Darrell and his other brother Darrell. 



http://halfpastawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hillbilly-bros-286x300.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/14/10 at 3:37 pm


http://jezzbean.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/misspelled_signs.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 7:00 am


http://jezzbean.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/misspelled_signs.jpg




that's a major fail.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 7:11 am


that's a major fail.



Yeah, Darrell and his other brother Darrell Sign Company is responsible for that "FAIL".


http://halfpastawesome.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/hillbilly-bros-286x300.jpg

Darrell and his other brother Darrell



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 10:04 am


http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens7934981module68781861photo_1258309477sign3.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/15/10 at 10:10 am


http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens7934981module68781861photo_1258309477sign3.jpg



or you can just walk in, the lock is broken too.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 11:43 am


or you can just walk in, the lock is broken too.


;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 11:45 am


http://chzoddlyspecific.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129093860817731975.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/15/10 at 11:51 am


http://chzoddlyspecific.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/129093860817731975.jpg


Are the cereal pieces guaranteed to fall out of the packet in the right shape when poured into the bowl?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 12:06 pm


Are the cereal pieces guaranteed to fall out of the packet in the right shape when poured into the bowl?



Alas, the billboard does not impart that particular piece of information.  :(  I'd suggest writing or emailing the company for that information.  I know that I'm going right out and get the exciting diamond shape box of the food product.  8)  That bit of advertising certainly worked well on me...  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 12:08 pm


http://visboo.com/img/01082010/22354.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 3:17 pm


http://visboo.com/img/01082010/35231.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/15/10 at 3:34 pm


http://visboo.com/img/01082010/35231.jpg





Defying authority. 



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 3:42 pm



Defying authority. 



Cat



What do you expect from a bird-brain?  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 4:20 pm


I'm fairly clueless... ???


http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/purpleslinky/2008/07/16/222731_9.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/15/10 at 6:05 pm


Are the cereal pieces guaranteed to fall out of the packet in the right shape when poured into the bowl?


I find if I tilt my head...all is well.  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/15/10 at 6:09 pm


http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens7934981module68781851photo_1258309438sign2.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 6:52 pm


http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens7934981module68781861photo_1258309477sign3.jpg




So they can't repair a doorbell?  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 6:53 pm



I'm fairly clueless... ???


http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/purpleslinky/2008/07/16/222731_9.jpg




only for the chinese people.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/15/10 at 6:53 pm


http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens7934981module68781851photo_1258309438sign2.jpg




must be greasy fried chicken. :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 4:05 am



http://i2.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens7934981module68781851photo_1258309438sign2.jpg


must be greasy fried chicken. :P


I think this place is along the Gulf Coast...


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 4:22 am


http://visboo.com/img/01082010/88131.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 6:47 am


http://visboo.com/img/01082010/88131.jpg


Do they have hot women in there?  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 7:18 am


Do they have hot women in there?  ;)



Howard, Believe it or not, one of the best places to find a girl friend is in church.  And one of the best times is during fellowship functions. 

BTW - Someone at that church should have proof read that sign before posting it.  No one is that naive. 


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/16/10 at 9:08 am



I think this place is along the Gulf Coast...




;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 1:01 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_invisibility.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/16/10 at 6:02 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_invisibility.jpg

I saw that coming..or did I?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 6:16 pm


I saw that coming..or did I?



I'm aware of it when I can see it.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/16/10 at 6:26 pm

http://joejacobs.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/epic-fail-diving-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 6:33 pm


http://joejacobs.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/epic-fail-diving-sign-fail.jpg


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Frank - I found this one the other day and had it cued up to post.  I'm glad you got to post it. 

I guess you're suppossed to stay in the same position as the figure in the no diving picture.  ???  ::)  Wonder what moron made that sign?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 6:38 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_dogs_allowed2.jpg


That's just a dog gone smart dog.  "Keep me out...  This'll fix 'em".  >:(


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 6:43 pm


http://joejacobs.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/epic-fail-diving-sign-fail.jpg


How stupid is that person after have jumping into the water? ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 6:44 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_invisibility.jpg


like the Invisible man?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 6:48 pm



http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_invisibility.jpg

like the Invisible man?



Wasn't there a movie called the invisible man?  I wasn't able to see it.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 6:49 pm



Wasn't there a movie called the invisible man?  I wasn't able to see it.





yes there was.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/16/10 at 7:02 pm


How stupid is that person after have jumping into the water? ::)

Its the person who wrote the sign that is stupid

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 7:18 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/lane_closed.jpg



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/16/10 at 7:33 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/lane_closed.jpg



They could double their success, if they closed both lanes. That would ease congestion.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/16/10 at 7:33 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/lane_closed.jpg




lot of congestion.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/16/10 at 7:44 pm



http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/lane_closed.jpg
They could double their success, if they closed both lanes. That would ease congestion.



This should fix it.

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/traffic_lights.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/16/10 at 7:48 pm



Wasn't there a movie called the invisible man?  I wasn't able to see it.





Yes...2 hrs of blank screen....(I got it). ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/16/10 at 7:48 pm



This should fix it.

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/traffic_lights.jpg



That works.. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 08/16/10 at 7:50 pm

thats the perfect tree for my garden

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 4:33 am


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_brain.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/17/10 at 5:28 am



This should fix it.

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/traffic_lights.jpg




That's even more confusing.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/17/10 at 5:29 am


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_brain.jpg




It should have a brain.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/17/10 at 9:14 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-torture-chamber-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 9:17 am


YOWOUCHHHH! They must have a special one for the physically challenged.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/17/10 at 1:15 pm

Carlos thought this is funny and wanted to include it on this thread.


http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/CatwomanofV/433.jpg


This is at our local hospital.


http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/CatwomanofV/009.jpg


Yes, both of these photos are mine. The top was taken yesterday and the bottom taken this morning.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 2:43 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/phone_norfolk.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/17/10 at 3:04 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-torture-chamber-fail.jpg


Wow,just imagine if they got electricuted?  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 4:43 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/steal_letters.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/17/10 at 5:11 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/steal_letters.jpg



I like this one.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/17/10 at 6:33 pm


I like this one.


;) ;) ;) 8) 8) 8)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 4:20 am


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/baboons.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 5:26 am


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/baboons.jpg




That's not a baboon. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 6:25 am


That's not a baboon. ::)


You are right, it is not - it's a jackalope.  :D



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/18/10 at 8:48 am


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/baboons.jpg



Rudolph the red nosed baboon.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 9:40 am


http://craphound.com/images/skidmarx.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/18/10 at 9:57 am

I once knew a Skid Marx, nice guy, related to Graucho

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 10:46 am


http://whatitslikeontheinside.com/uploaded_images/Switch-744857.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/18/10 at 10:51 am


I once knew a Skid Marx, nice guy, related to Graucho



I was going to ask if Skid was related to Groucho.



Nobody commented on my photos.  :\'( :\'( :\'( :\'(



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 10:59 am


Carlos thought this is funny and wanted to include it on this thread.


http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/CatwomanofV/433.jpg


This is at our local hospital.


http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/CatwomanofV/009.jpg


Yes, both of these photos are mine. The top was taken yesterday and the bottom taken this morning.



Cat



Well at least when they wreck and get hurt they have a hospital to help and the other photo I'm not touching with a ten foot poll.  :D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/18/10 at 11:07 am



Well at least when they wreck and get hurt they have a hospital to help and the other photo I'm not touching with a ten foot poll.  :D







;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 11:22 am




;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat


Thanks for the Karma!  8)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/18/10 at 11:27 am



Thanks for the Karma!  8)






NP. You made me laugh.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 11:39 am


http://www.jdbshow.com/images/sign26.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 4:43 pm


http://whatitslikeontheinside.com/uploaded_images/Switch-744857.jpg




there is no switch.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/18/10 at 4:44 pm


http://www.jdbshow.com/images/sign26.jpg




It's Italian It's pronounced Am I gon-ay. :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 4:48 pm


there is no switch.  ::)



That's the beauty of it.  8)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/18/10 at 4:50 pm


It's Italian It's pronounced Am I gon-ay. :D



Tell me something I don't know - my grandparents were from Napoli.  ;)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/18/10 at 8:23 pm



Tell me something I don't know - my grandparents were from Napoli.  ;)




My folks are from near Milan..

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/18/10 at 8:40 pm


Yes Howard, subtitles next time...


Subtitles?  I'd settle for subtleties!

I think that's an acronym, but who's counting?

http://www.fourpaws.com/assets/003/10495_w600h.jpg

This sign is not stupid if the dogs are secured behind a big fence.  I grew to think this sign was stupid in my childhood.  On the back roads of NH where I used to walk there were rednecks with mean dogs.  Some of them had "Beware of Dog" signs.  Then they'd let the damn dog run loose.  What difference did it make to me if you psycho mutt is going to stalk me like I was a deer!

To be fair to NH rednecks, they generally did keep their watchdogs penned up.  The nuisance dogs on a paper route are neurotic suburban house dogs!  Chopper, sicc balls!

And to be fair to neurotic dogs, we did our share of prodding and teasing.  I didn't complain to anybody when "Shane" the insane Irish Setter took a nip out of me.  I deserved it.  If the good lord didn't want me to tease that dog, why'd he make him so goofy?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/dogrun.gif

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 4:27 am


My folks are from near Milan..


Hey Paisano  ;) - I didn't know that.  I knew a lot of mob type figures when I was growing up.  They called my neighborhood "Little Italy" E pluribus unum.  How many "Little Italies" are there?  Everyone from my grandparents generation were from Italy so English was a second language in that neighborhood until they all died off.

I have an entire portfolio of mob parodies on amiright.  I started with "Piano Man" called "Paisano Man" and built up a whole group of personalities in subsequent parodies, many of which were modeled after the personalities of real mob guys.  If you like that sort of thing check out some of my writings.  "Carmine" who started up in "Paisano Man" was based on a real person.  He was one of those guys that didn't need a phone.  He had two volume settings, loud and louder.
Here's some links to view:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/billyjoel279.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn344.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel261.shtml

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 4:39 am


Subtitles?  I'd settle for subtleties!

I think that's an acronym, but who's counting?

http://www.fourpaws.com/assets/003/10495_w600h.jpg

This sign is not stupid if the dogs are secured behind a big fence.  I grew to think this sign was stupid in my childhood.  On the back roads of NH where I used to walk there were rednecks with mean dogs.  Some of them had "Beware of Dog" signs.  Then they'd let the damn dog run loose.  What difference did it make to me if you psycho mutt is going to stalk me like I was a deer!

To be fair to NH rednecks, they generally did keep their watchdogs penned up.  The nuisance dogs on a paper route are neurotic suburban house dogs!  Chopper, sicc balls!

And to be fair to neurotic dogs, we did our share of prodding and teasing.  I didn't complain to anybody when "Shane" the insane Irish Setter took a nip out of me.  I deserved it.  If the good lord didn't want me to tease that dog, why'd he make him so goofy?
http://www.inthe00s.com/smile/04/dogrun.gif



I was bitten by a collie delivering papers but I didn't ask for it.  The dog just came at me and took a chunk out of the side of my leg.  :o :\'( >:(


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 4:42 am

http://www.jdbshow.com/images/sign29.jpg


Here we go again - remember the garage sale posting?  I guess they don't wish to sell their yard.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 6:52 am


http://www.jdbshow.com/images/sign29.jpg


Here we go again - remember the garage sale posting?  I guess they don't wish to sell their yard.  ::)





I don't see a yard.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 8:06 am


I don't see a yard.


That's because the sale is inside where the yard is, not where the sign is, which is outside.  :D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 10:19 am


http://www.jdbshow.com/images/sign13.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 11:43 am

http://www.mathfail.com/mathfail1.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 11:48 am


http://www.mathfail.com/mathfail1.jpg


NO WAY!  They have GOT to be using metric math.  That's the kind that uses a negative zero.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 12:22 pm


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SJP3Lr5NHA4/SU60zQhsegI/AAAAAAAAGXE/xciarSXF4KU/s400/road_sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/19/10 at 4:55 pm


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SJP3Lr5NHA4/SU60zQhsegI/AAAAAAAAGXE/xciarSXF4KU/s400/road_sign.jpg



don't light a match..

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/19/10 at 5:29 pm


http://listicles.thelmagazine.com/wp-content/upload/roadsign19.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 6:46 pm


http://www.jdbshow.com/images/sign13.jpg




Finally a cleaner I can trust.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/19/10 at 6:47 pm



http://listicles.thelmagazine.com/wp-content/upload/roadsign19.jpg





or Horse walking.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/10 at 1:53 am



http://listicles.thelmagazine.com/wp-content/upload/roadsign19.jpg



Lower your head when crossing?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 3:59 am


Lower your head when crossing?



  ;D YEAH! That absolutely must be what it means.  ::) LOL!  :D Good one Phillip! Karma for making me laugh.  :D ;D :D ;D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 4:20 am



What's wrong with this picture?  :o


http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/signs.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/20/10 at 7:04 am



What's wrong with this picture?   :o


http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/signs.jpg




times look confusing.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 7:07 am


times look confusing.



This is one of an insurance claims agent's worst nightmares.  :\'(  :o  >:(


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/20/10 at 9:16 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-water-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 10:01 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-water-sign-fail.jpg


What in the hell is "Danger Water"?  ;D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 10:17 am


Are you kidding me?  Take your pick, boulders or water...  ::)



http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/no_parking_ship.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 08/20/10 at 10:21 am



What in the hell is "Danger Water"?  ;D





It's no ordinary water.  you get in the water ans suddenly the waves come up and pull you under

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 11:12 am


http://www.funnysign.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/heavy-pedestrian-traffic-sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/20/10 at 11:52 am



What's wrong with this picture?   :o


http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/signs.jpg






Is that sign in Washington, D.C.? There is nothing like driving on a road that has two way traffic and all of a sudden it is turned into a way one and cars are coming right at you.  :o :o :o :o



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 12:19 pm




Is that sign in Washington, D.C.? There is nothing like driving on a road that has two way traffic and all of a sudden it is turned into a way one and cars are coming right at you.  :o :o :o :o



Cat


More than likely it is in D.C. - the problem is that it should say 9:30 AM not PM.  And I know that helpless feeling when all of a sudden, through no fault of your own, you are on the wrong side of the road.  Ouch!!!  >:(



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 12:46 pm


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N7GPxkuFZ0k/SvJPnA7wloI/AAAAAAAAAVk/lpKrc8dZBsQ/s320/no+swimming+in+this+area+sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/10 at 2:02 pm


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N7GPxkuFZ0k/SvJPnA7wloI/AAAAAAAAAVk/lpKrc8dZBsQ/s320/no+swimming+in+this+area+sign.jpg


Can that area get very wet?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/20/10 at 3:17 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-water-sign-fail.jpg


electric water?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/20/10 at 3:18 pm


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N7GPxkuFZ0k/SvJPnA7wloI/AAAAAAAAAVk/lpKrc8dZBsQ/s320/no+swimming+in+this+area+sign.jpg




They didn't build a pool yet.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 3:20 pm


Can that area get very wet?


Yeah - when it floods.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/20/10 at 3:21 pm



Yeah - when it floods.





and gets very muddy.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/20/10 at 8:32 pm


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/46815739_3f3989d714.jpg


No gurneys.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/20/10 at 11:35 pm


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/46815739_3f3989d714.jpg


No gurneys.



Do gurneys always have one leg stuck in the air?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 5:22 am


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/46815739_3f3989d714.jpg


No gurneys.






3 men might be tough to carry one person.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 6:08 am


Do gurneys always have one leg stuck in the air?


Yes, of course sometimes, especially when they have gotten away from EMTs in a high rise and traveled down several flights of stairs.  The patient also often has one leg sticking up as well and bent into a very uncomfortable looking position.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/21/10 at 6:10 am

http://www.somisguided.com/images/uploads/chalk-in-black.jpg

Why do murdered people always take this position?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 7:00 am


http://www.somisguided.com/images/uploads/chalk-in-black.jpg

Why do murdered people always take this position?


;D ;D ;D ;D


They get it from watching murder scenes on TV and movies?  BTW I really like this one.  LOL!  I have never given this any thought whatsoever. 


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/21/10 at 11:14 am

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2235/2344905374_2796dfcf40_o.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 11:25 am


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2235/2344905374_2796dfcf40_o.jpg


Must be an ad for a travel agency.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 11:34 am


http://www.ihasafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ihasafunny-funny-stop-sign-insanesigns.jpg


All dressed up and nowhere to go.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/21/10 at 11:36 am



Must be an ad for a travel agency.  ::)




at least it's the scenic route to a destination

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 12:10 pm


http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/bad_sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 2:50 pm



Must be an ad for a travel agency.  ::)





or a drug ad.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 3:41 pm


http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/26/633712578081288510-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/21/10 at 3:42 pm


http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/2/26/633712578081288510-fail.jpg




I'd love one. ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 4:02 pm


I'd love one. ;)


Are you some kind of boy scout or something?  :o


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/21/10 at 4:07 pm



Are you some kind of boy scout or something?  :o




No,. Howard is a sex maniac...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 4:08 pm


No,. Howard is a sex maniac...


Is he registered?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/21/10 at 4:10 pm



Is he registered?




Howard gets excited at the crack of dawn...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 4:11 pm


Howard gets excited at the crack of dawn...


;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/21/10 at 4:48 pm


http://funnyhub.com/content_images/2917_1459_bathroom-for-morons.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/21/10 at 10:38 pm

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/3/23/129138336829968296.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/22/10 at 4:23 am


http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/3/23/129138336829968296.jpg


Hot diggedy dawg!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 6:37 am


http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/3/23/129138336829968296.jpg


I womder if they serve hot dogs?  ::)
8-P 8-P 8-P
I'll have to check this out, I've been trying to find a cook book on "how to wok your dog". 


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/22/10 at 6:58 am



I womder if they serve hot dogs?  ::)
8-P 8-P 8-P
I'll have to check this out, I've been trying to find a cook book on "how to wok your dog". 



Is this book for you?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CjqnaPirSck/TCjhFzQAFJI/AAAAAAAADWk/isbk3Hi9kwk/s1600/101+ways.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/22/10 at 7:09 am



Are you some kind of boy scout or something?  :o





No,but my Brother was in The Boy Scouts in 1981.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/22/10 at 7:10 am



Is he registered?





You mean I have to sign up using a password?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/22/10 at 7:11 am


http://funnyhub.com/content_images/2917_1459_bathroom-for-morons.jpg




Umm... NO!  8-P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 7:18 am


You mean I have to sign up using a password?

No, as an RSO.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/22/10 at 7:18 am



No, as an RSO.





A What?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 7:33 am


A What?  ???


An ARE ESS OH... Do I have to spell it out for you?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/22/10 at 7:57 am



An ARE ESS OH... Do I have to spell it out for you?





I still don't know what you're getting at.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 8:18 am


It's a joke, I hope,  ::)  and if you were you'd know what it meant.  Why don't you use the internet and find a good acronym finder and maybe from the list and the topic we are on will give you a clue.  It would be inappropriate board etiquette for me to reveal the meaning.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 8:51 am


http://visboo.com/img/01082010/31085.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/22/10 at 9:27 am


http://visboo.com/img/01082010/31085.jpg

that makes sense.  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 9:51 am


http://livefrombaghdad.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/dscn1618.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/22/10 at 9:53 am


http://livefrombaghdad.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/dscn1618.jpg


Enterance....

...another mis-spelling?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/22/10 at 2:07 pm


http://livefrombaghdad.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/dscn1618.jpg





Why would it say Do Not Enter if it's an entrance? ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 2:33 pm



Why would it say Do Not Enter if it's an entrance? ::)

Because, obviously the redneck that stole the sign used it as a sign for entrance only, probably for traffic flow for dog or cock fights.  Why do I think this?  Easy - the sign was changed by some sort of letter sticker and the word "entrance" is misspelled.  Some red spray paint could have taken care of the "Do not enter" part of the sign to obliterate it.  And most rednecks pay little or no attention to signs that tell them what they should or should not do so all they see is the entrance sign and they want to be there so that is all they see, that is for those who can read.  ;)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/22/10 at 3:00 pm


http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bottomless-pit-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/22/10 at 8:38 pm

I've never been a fan of those shallow bottomless pits!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/23/10 at 3:48 am


http://pictureland.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/104611.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/23/10 at 6:43 am


http://pictureland.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/104611.jpg




must be a transvestite bathroom.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/23/10 at 6:44 am


http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bottomless-pit-fail.jpg




doesn't look that deep.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/23/10 at 9:31 am


doesn't look that deep.

it's 65 feet deep, not bottomless.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/23/10 at 12:41 pm


it's 65 feet deep, not bottomless.
has anyone seen the bottom?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/23/10 at 5:47 pm


it's 65 feet deep, not bottomless.


It's a Pit Boss without his pants on.  He's 65 feet down.  ;D



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/23/10 at 6:01 pm


http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/Jlyrojer/Mobile%20Uploads/1020091305.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/23/10 at 6:47 pm


http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/Jlyrojer/Mobile%20Uploads/1020091305.jpg





Let's stop at Needless Rd.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/23/10 at 6:47 pm


has anyone seen the bottom?


Nope.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/24/10 at 4:38 am


has anyone seen the bottom?


Some have seen the bottomless Pit Boss if that counts?  ::) 


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/24/10 at 9:35 am

http://images.mix.com.au/2009/06/11/204136/fail-sign-110609-41-600x400.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/24/10 at 10:37 am


http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r162/Jlyrojer/Mobile%20Uploads/1020091305.jpg





We have a couple of streets in town called This-A Way Ave. & That-A Way Ave. NO JOKE!



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/24/10 at 2:15 pm


http://images.mix.com.au/2009/06/11/204136/fail-sign-110609-41-600x400.jpg
Yeap! I agree with that!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/24/10 at 5:13 pm



We have a couple of streets in town called This-A Way Ave. & That-A Way Ave. NO JOKE!



Cat


I saw cross street names some years back like the one I posted.  One street's name was Blewitt and the other was Nixon.  So it was the corner of Nixon and Blewitt.  I think I saw it on TV - it was before the internet.  I can't find a pic of it on the web anywhere.  ;)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/24/10 at 6:03 pm


http://www.nworbcire.com/liquor_store.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/24/10 at 6:52 pm


http://www.nworbcire.com/liquor_store.jpg




Liquor Bunghole?  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/24/10 at 6:58 pm


Liquor Bunghole?  ;D


The owner has got to be anal retentive.  :D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/24/10 at 6:59 pm



The owner has got to be anal retentive.  :D






or an A s s h o l e. :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/24/10 at 7:01 pm


http://www.nworbcire.com/goofypics/Sign---Alignment.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/25/10 at 4:15 am


http://www.nworbcire.com/goofypics/Sign---AlwaysOpen.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/25/10 at 6:54 am


http://www.nworbcire.com/goofypics/Sign---AlwaysOpen.jpg




That's going to confuse people.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/25/10 at 9:05 am

http://www.nicknormal.com/normalblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/MTA_sign_FAIL.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/25/10 at 10:37 am


http://www.nicknormal.com/normalblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/MTA_sign_FAIL.jpg


All roads lead to...Brooklyn

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/25/10 at 10:54 am



The owner has got to be anal retentive.  :D






His optic nerve is attached to his rectum and that is why he has such a sh!tty outlook on life.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/25/10 at 5:48 pm



His optic nerve is attached to his rectum and that is why he has such a sh!tty outlook on life.



Cat


Oh so he has two moving parts, his head and his ass and they are both interchangable?  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/25/10 at 5:52 pm


Crack kills - all the romance.   ::)


http://www.nworbcire.com/goofypics/Sign-Romance-Books.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/25/10 at 6:48 pm


http://www.nicknormal.com/normalblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/MTA_sign_FAIL.jpg


I used to see those train signs,it confuses passengers.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/25/10 at 8:04 pm


I used to see those train signs,it confuses passengers.


True...they don't know whether they are coming or going!  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/25/10 at 8:05 pm


True...they don't know whether they are coming or going!  :o


That's why you ask a train conductor.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/26/10 at 12:28 am


I used to see those train signs,it confuses passengers.

Maybe both trains go to Brooklyn

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 6:51 am


Maybe both trains go to Brooklyn


one on either side.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/26/10 at 10:08 am

http://chan.geekosphere.org/d/24402-1/epic-fail-toilet-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/26/10 at 5:39 pm


http://chan.geekosphere.org/d/24402-1/epic-fail-toilet-sign-fail.jpg


Does that mean I can up-chuck into it?  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/26/10 at 5:39 pm


http://www.nworbcire.com/goofypics/statement_of_the_obvious.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 6:59 pm


http://chan.geekosphere.org/d/24402-1/epic-fail-toilet-sign-fail.jpg


there's nothing to eat in the toilet,unless you're looking for something special. :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 7:00 pm


http://www.nworbcire.com/goofypics/statement_of_the_obvious.jpg





But why at Hooters?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/26/10 at 7:03 pm



Does that mean I can up-chuck into it?  ::)




Yup!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 7:07 pm


Yup!


But.. It has to be eaten.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/26/10 at 7:12 pm


But.. It has to be eaten.


It was already eaten once - how many times does it need to be consumed?  :-\\


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/26/10 at 7:14 pm


http://www.nicknormal.com/normalblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/MTA_sign_FAIL.jpg


This pic goes well with the Brooklyn train signs.   


http://evidiot.wordpress.com/files/2007/07/ltrainsign5.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/26/10 at 7:16 pm


But.. It has to be eaten.

It has to be eatne BEFORE you dump it in the toilet, NOT eaten from the toilet Howard.
Read the sign again,  Howard.  Makes sense now?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/26/10 at 7:38 pm



It was already eaten once - how many times does it need to be consumed?  :-\\





once.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 08/26/10 at 7:46 pm

http://www.hifi-writer.com/blog/graphics/sneeds.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/26/10 at 11:05 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-wheelchair-acces.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/10 at 5:15 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-wheelchair-acces.jpg


For as many ignorant and stupid signs we've seen out here, either a good portion of out population suffer brain damage or they are high on the job.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/27/10 at 6:56 am



For as many ignorant and stupid signs we've seen out here, either a good portion of out population suffer brain damage or they are high on the job.  ::)





or they just forget to accomodate certain people. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/10 at 9:06 am


http://www.nworbcire.com/goofypics/2teens.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/27/10 at 9:50 am


http://www.nworbcire.com/goofypics/2teens.jpg



Can I get one teen for $2.50?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/27/10 at 10:16 am

http://epicfailwin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Stupid.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/27/10 at 10:51 am


http://www.nworbcire.com/goofypics/statement_of_the_obvious.jpg




And if your mother never had any kids neither can you

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/10 at 1:15 pm


And if your mother never had any kids neither can you


And, if both sets of your grand parents were childless, there would be at least a 100% chance that your parents would also be childlless.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/10 at 1:17 pm


http://www.ecardica.com/ecards/postcards/funny%20pictures/taliban_singles_online.gif

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/27/10 at 2:34 pm


http://www.ecardica.com/ecards/postcards/funny%20pictures/taliban_singles_online.gif





Now who'd want a woman who has a blanket over her head?  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/27/10 at 2:35 pm


http://www.nworbcire.com/goofypics/2teens.jpg




So they have to add tax to the teens? ::)

;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/10 at 2:50 pm



Now who'd want a woman who has a blanket over her head?  ::)


A Talaman.  ;D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/27/10 at 3:20 pm



A Talaman.  ;D





I guess.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/27/10 at 3:22 pm


http://www.failshark.com/media/Pictures/Fail_Fish_Bait.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/27/10 at 4:34 pm


http://www.ecardica.com/ecards/postcards/funny%20pictures/taliban_singles_online.gif



;D ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 12:32 am


http://www.signpictures.net/pictures/post_no_bills.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/28/10 at 1:46 am


http://www.ecardica.com/ecards/postcards/funny%20pictures/taliban_singles_online.gif




That green veil gal looks like a bit of alright.... ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/28/10 at 1:47 am


http://www.failshark.com/media/Pictures/Fail_Fish_Bait.jpg




Let's face it.....who doesn't?  :-\\

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/10 at 1:47 am



Now who'd want a woman who has a blanket over her head?  ::)
How about viewing the other pages?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 7:06 am


How about viewing the other pages?


Are there other pages?

It is a website but the problem is I can't click on anything so I know it's a fake.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 7:06 am


http://www.failshark.com/media/Pictures/Fail_Fish_Bait.jpg




What about the front?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 7:25 am


http://files.myopera.com/Matta/albums/56565/thumbs/DCP_4268_Do_not_walk_on_ceiling.cropped_and_labeled.jpg_thumb.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 7:28 am


http://files.myopera.com/Matta/albums/56565/thumbs/DCP_4268_Do_not_walk_on_ceiling.cropped_and_labeled.jpg_thumb.jpg




unless you're a ghost.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/10 at 7:33 am


http://files.myopera.com/Matta/albums/56565/thumbs/DCP_4268_Do_not_walk_on_ceiling.cropped_and_labeled.jpg_thumb.jpg


Lionel Richie can dance on the ceiling.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 7:38 am


Lionel Richie can dance on the ceiling.


Coinkydink - I was about to post the same thing about Lionel.  Got red lettered warning that someone was posting, you beat me by nano seconds.  :\'(


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 7:42 am


http://www.rv-travel-with-kids.com/image-files/funny-kids-pictures-03.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 7:56 am


http://www.rv-travel-with-kids.com/image-files/funny-kids-pictures-03.jpg




which is which?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/10 at 8:00 am


http://www.rv-travel-with-kids.com/image-files/funny-kids-pictures-03.jpg



which is which?
The colder water tank has a wider diameter.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 8:31 am


The colder water tank has a wider diameter.


That's probably because water expands as it cools.  10 inches of solid liquid as in snow equals about 1 inch of liquid water.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 8:37 am


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/107/291011221_9cbcfc239f.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/28/10 at 9:05 am



That's probably because water expands as it cools.  10 inches of solid liquid as in snow equals about 1 inch of liquid water.



...also, it says cold on it!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 08/28/10 at 10:25 am

http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/f638af0935c66fa158806ef5a4d8a207_lisa-and-dicks-anniversary.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/28/10 at 11:03 am


http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/f638af0935c66fa158806ef5a4d8a207_lisa-and-dicks-anniversary.jpg

oops.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 12:39 pm


http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/f638af0935c66fa158806ef5a4d8a207_lisa-and-dicks-anniversary.jpg


Lisa just loves her Dick. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 12:40 pm


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/107/291011221_9cbcfc239f.jpg





Are they going to jump up and bite me?  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 12:45 pm


http://www.techspot.com/gallery/data/504/medium/DSC01069.JPG

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 12:46 pm


http://www.techspot.com/gallery/data/504/medium/DSC01069.JPG




That's not fail.  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 1:00 pm


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/370286/572444.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/28/10 at 1:15 pm


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/370286/572444.jpg




What about driving in between?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 1:36 pm


What about driving in between?


In between what, the sidewalk and the curb?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/28/10 at 1:38 pm


http://atimetolaugh.org/images/slow%20down.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/28/10 at 2:31 pm


http://atimetolaugh.org/images/slow%20down.jpg



Chief Wiggum's type of sign.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/29/10 at 6:30 am


Chief Wiggum's type of sign.


http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:oGjIucQ5wsxvJM::facilprogramacion.es/simpsons/images/Chief_Wiggum.png&t=1&h=196&w=149&usg=__5ExAtTBLxF_jLxbRLxpxfUuaHOw=http://thmg.photobucket.com/albums/0603/millymollymandy/th_nelson-muntz.jpg



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/29/10 at 7:14 am



In between what, the sidewalk and the curb?





the curb.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/29/10 at 8:11 am


Did they just put this sign up to tell people not to throw stones at it or what?  They must have been the ones who were stoned.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:lv5hukOkpcMQIM:http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-9979523938.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/29/10 at 8:12 am



Did they just put this sign up to tell people not to throw stones at it or what?  They must have been the ones who were stoned.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:lv5hukOkpcMQIM:http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-9979523938.jpg


Custard pies can still be thrown at the sign?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/29/10 at 10:16 am



Did they just put this sign up to tell people not to throw stones at it or what?  They must have been the ones who were stoned.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:lv5hukOkpcMQIM:http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-9979523938.jpg





It would be pretty hard to throw Mick Jagger at that sign.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/29/10 at 10:19 am



It would be pretty hard to throw Mick Jagger at that sign.



Cat

I see a dumb sign and I want to paint it black.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/29/10 at 2:30 pm


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/29/10 at 2:45 pm


http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/gallery/signs/No_Smoking.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/29/10 at 6:09 pm


http://www.doheth.co.uk/funny/gallery/signs/No_Smoking.jpg




Now,that's really dumb. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/29/10 at 6:10 pm



Did they just put this sign up to tell people not to throw stones at it or what?  They must have been the ones who were stoned.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:lv5hukOkpcMQIM:http://www.lolhome.com/img_big/funny-picture-9979523938.jpg




Then what can you throw?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/29/10 at 6:49 pm


Then what can you throw?

Anything but stones.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/29/10 at 7:09 pm


Anything but stones.


sticks then.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/29/10 at 8:02 pm


sticks then.

STYX is a good band.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/30/10 at 1:59 am


Then what can you throw?
Custard Pies!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/30/10 at 4:00 am


http://consumerist.com/assets_c/2009/12/1-thumb-288xauto-35313.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/30/10 at 7:02 am


http://consumerist.com/assets_c/2009/12/1-thumb-288xauto-35313.jpg




you save nothing but still pay $50. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/30/10 at 9:53 am


you save nothing but still pay $50. ::)

You save 1 cent.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/30/10 at 10:50 am


You save 1 cent.



You have to be careful not to spend all your savings in one place.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/30/10 at 2:01 pm


You save 1 cent.


1 penny? psh! :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/30/10 at 4:25 pm


you save nothing but still pay $50. ::)


Is that a Pathmark™ special?  ::)



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/30/10 at 4:28 pm


http://ellen.warnerbros.com/images/blog/0610/17-funny-sign-gallery.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/30/10 at 5:43 pm


http://ellen.warnerbros.com/images/blog/0610/17-funny-sign-gallery.jpg



Must be that "special sauce", or that BIG Mac.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/30/10 at 5:45 pm


Must be that "special sauce", or that BIG Mac.



;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/30/10 at 5:46 pm


Must be that "special sauce", or that BIG Mac.


Or the buns?  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/30/10 at 6:16 pm


http://www.palmspringslife.com/images/Blog2006-04-28trafcalm.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/30/10 at 6:22 pm

http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/images/starbucksfail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/30/10 at 6:27 pm


http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/images/starbucksfail.jpg



That's not a stupid sign, that's a truthful sign.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/30/10 at 6:35 pm



That's not a stupid sign, that's a truthful sign.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Or change the word order. Coffee sucks.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/30/10 at 6:40 pm


Or change the word order. Coffee sucks.



That, too.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/30/10 at 11:50 pm

http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/06/11/204130/fail-sign-110609-36-600x400.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 08/31/10 at 1:50 am


http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/06/11/204130/fail-sign-110609-36-600x400.jpg


That would be a sucking nuisance!!!  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 08/31/10 at 1:51 am


http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/06/11/204130/fail-sign-110609-36-600x400.jpg
Keep your back to the wall!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/31/10 at 3:22 am


http://www.yobyot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/no_stupid_people.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/31/10 at 5:41 am



Is that a Pathmark™ special?  ::)






could be.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/31/10 at 5:41 am


http://ellen.warnerbros.com/images/blog/0610/17-funny-sign-gallery.jpg




I'm lovin it. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/31/10 at 5:42 am


http://www.seriouseats.com/required_eating/images/starbucksfail.jpg


Yeah,much too strong.  :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/31/10 at 5:43 am


http://images.triplem.com.au/2009/06/11/204130/fail-sign-110609-36-600x400.jpg


from a female train conductor.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 08/31/10 at 8:16 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_j9w0j4E2hhU/Sp1C0JVnV3I/AAAAAAAAAeg/0Ee3PRDk2zU/s400/fail-owned-door-pull-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/31/10 at 11:14 am


http://ellen.warnerbros.com/images/blog/0610/17-funny-sign-gallery.jpg




I thought that was Hooter claim to fame

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 08/31/10 at 12:44 pm


I'm lovin it. ;D


he he perfect          wish I posted it

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 08/31/10 at 3:12 pm


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_j9w0j4E2hhU/Sp1C0JVnV3I/AAAAAAAAAeg/0Ee3PRDk2zU/s400/fail-owned-door-pull-fail.jpg


they can't both be pull.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/31/10 at 3:34 pm


they can't both be pull.



It is hard to pull when the handle is on the other side of the door.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/31/10 at 5:06 pm



It is hard to pull when the handle is on the other side of the door.



Cat


It's really pull - they just put the handles on the wrong side of the doors.  Public places must have doors that open out in the event of fire.  This is what you get when workers do thier jobs using recreational drugs.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 08/31/10 at 5:06 pm


http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/a-funny-signs-14.jpg?w=500&h=407&crop=1

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/01/10 at 7:25 am


http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/a-funny-signs-14.jpg?w=500&h=407&crop=1




Yeah right.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/01/10 at 8:25 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-offer-identity-theft-sign-fail.jpg

missed by 1 word.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/02/10 at 7:08 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-offer-identity-theft-sign-fail.jpg

missed by 1 word.


They do? Well I'm not going there.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/02/10 at 10:43 am

THey probably meant to say  "We offer identity theft protection"

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 09/02/10 at 10:44 am


THey probably meant to say  "We offer identity theft protection"


Ya think?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/02/10 at 11:08 am


Ya think?

Since State Farm is a large corporation, I hope so.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/02/10 at 6:53 pm


THey probably meant to say  "We offer identity theft protection"


you can't be too sure.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/02/10 at 6:54 pm


you can't be too sure.

OK, then what do you think the sign should read?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/02/10 at 7:57 pm


OK, then what do you think the sign should read?


at the end it should read protection.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/02/10 at 8:12 pm

I think honesty is the best policy....and it DOES pay to advertise.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/02/10 at 11:58 pm

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/19/11/burger-king-sign-fail-23663-1232384045-9.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 3:56 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-offer-identity-theft-sign-fail.jpg

missed by 1 word.



I knew a guy whose identity was stolen so many times that one night he came home from work and his dog bit him...  ;D




Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 3:57 am


http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/19/11/burger-king-sign-fail-23663-1232384045-9.jpg


They need to go to a swap meat.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 3:58 am


http://www.ussignsandsafety.com/images/genuine%20fake%20watches.JPG

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 7:14 am


http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/1/19/11/burger-king-sign-fail-23663-1232384045-9.jpg


OH NOES!  :o They out of meet.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/03/10 at 12:27 pm


THey probably meant to say  "We offer identity theft protection"




you can't be too sure.




OK, then what do you think the sign should read?




at the end it should read protection.



Who's on first?




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 1:08 pm






Who's on first?




Cat



I have a parody of "Who's on First"?  It's a CCR original song - well known - "Who'll stop the rain"?

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/creedenceclearwaterrevival66.shtml

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 1:09 pm


http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/11/fail-owned-big-dick-sign-resort-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 2:55 pm


http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/11/fail-owned-big-dick-sign-resort-fail.jpg




Will I see Big Dick?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 3:04 pm


Will I see Big Dick?


Not if he's inn...  ::)



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 3:09 pm


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:0At9_CUW8Zp4eM:http://pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/street-signs-11.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/03/10 at 3:12 pm






Who's on first?




Cat

Glad you caught that too. I didn't want to say anything coz Howard confuses me sometimes

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 3:15 pm


Glad you caught that too. I didn't want to say anything coz Howard confuses me sometimes


:D ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/03/10 at 3:21 pm


Glad you caught that too. I didn't want to say anything coz Howard confuses me sometimes



Only sometimes?  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 3:23 pm



Only sometimes?  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat


:D ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 3:38 pm


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:0At9_CUW8Zp4eM:http://pophangover.com/wp-content/uploads/street-signs-11.jpg





sounds delicious.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 3:52 pm


sounds delicious.


My, we are in rare form today aren't we, Howard?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/03/10 at 3:53 pm



My, we are in rare form today aren't we, Howard?





I guess so. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/03/10 at 3:54 pm



Only sometimes?  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

There were two or three times he didn't confuse me. I had to use the word "sometimes" Perhaps a better word would have been "often"

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 4:16 pm


Hey lady - there's a sign on your ass.

http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/german_crossover_bag_road_sign2.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/03/10 at 4:19 pm

I'd like to be the deer hunter. One shot.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/03/10 at 4:49 pm


http://www.robertlpeters.com/news/wp-content/uploads/sign-pie_south_africa.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/03/10 at 7:16 pm


http://www.robertlpeters.com/news/wp-content/uploads/sign-pie_south_africa.jpg



There was an Italian deli near where I lived that had a similar sign. Sadly, they did go out of business. I miss their sandwiches.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/04/10 at 1:07 am

http://www.eqqydesigns.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/picture-1-131-450x322.png

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 09/04/10 at 1:46 am

I'd  still be able to read it

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/04/10 at 1:50 am


http://www.eqqydesigns.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/picture-1-131-450x322.png
I can read it standing up...

...unless I have had an accident while standing up?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/04/10 at 1:52 am


I can read it standing up...

...unless I have had an accident while standing up?

I'd  still be able to read it

Which expalins why it's in the 'Stupid signs" thread.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/04/10 at 7:18 am



Hey lady - there's a sign on your ass.

http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/german_crossover_bag_road_sign2.jpg





Dear Ass. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/04/10 at 7:18 am


http://www.robertlpeters.com/news/wp-content/uploads/sign-pie_south_africa.jpg




I'm hungry!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/04/10 at 4:47 pm

http://bitsontheside.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/wikipediastirfry.jpg

better ask bobo what kind of food in wikipedia.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/05/10 at 2:22 am


http://bitsontheside.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/wikipediastirfry.jpg

better ask bobo what kind of food in wikipedia.
Possibly served the wrong dish if described as wikipedia?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/05/10 at 7:04 am


http://bitsontheside.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/wikipediastirfry.jpg

better ask bobo what kind of food in wikipedia.


Huh? Wikipedia is a website.  ??? ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/05/10 at 10:19 am


Huh? Wikipedia is a website.  ??? ::)

Would yoiu like fries with that website?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 09/05/10 at 11:02 am

no fries for me. I'll eat the chips one bite at a time

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/05/10 at 6:59 pm


Would yoiu like fries with that website?



and a large coke too.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/05/10 at 7:08 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-canine-regulations-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/05/10 at 7:25 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-canine-regulations-sign-fail.jpg


so that means the owners took the crap?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/05/10 at 7:27 pm


so that means the owners took the crap?

Correct...and the canines must pick it up.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/05/10 at 7:30 pm


Correct...and heh canines must pick it up.


they can only eat the defecation.  :P ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 09/05/10 at 9:55 pm

o k  http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/smilieland/Smiley04-1.gif

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/06/10 at 1:04 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fail-owned-canine-regulations-sign-fail.jpg
Owners or the dogs..... ?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/06/10 at 6:56 am

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens5323752module40193842photo_1245067126funny_road_signs_do_not_ermpty_your_dog.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/06/10 at 9:05 am


http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens5323752module40193842photo_1245067126funny_road_signs_do_not_ermpty_your_dog.jpg

A total empty dog...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/06/10 at 9:17 am


http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:gFJqWTw6y-Ic0M:http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zpDRJLKr4R0/R6_lw3MgCdI/AAAAAAAADmw/MOqtyF7eHSk/s400/1878_pic31115.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/06/10 at 9:31 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-night-club-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 09/06/10 at 9:41 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/2f26fdce-f35a-4be6-94f1-f5808cf684f6.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/06/10 at 10:10 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/2f26fdce-f35a-4be6-94f1-f5808cf684f6.jpg



Obviously, they had to create this sign coz someone was doing just that. Too bad there isn't a video.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/06/10 at 11:08 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JXFLBrkI1N8/Sq_XoLP4O8I/AAAAAAAAEi4/N11ZxMeKZDQ/s1600/Antique%2BTables%2BMade%2BDaily.JPG



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/06/10 at 2:13 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-night-club-fail.jpg


That's a night club?  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/06/10 at 2:14 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/2f26fdce-f35a-4be6-94f1-f5808cf684f6.jpg




Well DUH!!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 09/06/10 at 11:08 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-night-club-fail.jpg


Oh good, my chainsaw broke last time I tried to cut my toenails

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/08/10 at 12:36 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ABzlYNOWNBk/ShnZSn62oxI/AAAAAAAAAd4/lOKiyFY8_P4/s400/Child+Service+Fail.jpeg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/08/10 at 6:57 am


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ABzlYNOWNBk/ShnZSn62oxI/AAAAAAAAAd4/lOKiyFY8_P4/s400/Child+Service+Fail.jpeg


serviced for what?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/08/10 at 8:44 am


serviced for what?  ???

a tune up.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/08/10 at 6:48 pm


a tune up.



a tune up could mean anything.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/09/10 at 7:28 pm

http://www.paddlinginstructor.com/images/stories/blog/fail-drunk-drowning-sign.jpg

Strange sign.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/10 at 1:16 am


http://www.paddlinginstructor.com/images/stories/blog/fail-drunk-drowning-sign.jpg

Strange sign.
...don't drink and swim?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/10 at 1:16 am


http://www.paddlinginstructor.com/images/stories/blog/fail-drunk-drowning-sign.jpg

Strange sign.
Beware of low swimming fishes?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/10/10 at 1:40 am


http://www.paddlinginstructor.com/images/stories/blog/fail-drunk-drowning-sign.jpg

Strange sign.


No ... it makes you think you are married to a fish-wife!!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/10/10 at 5:19 am


http://www.paddlinginstructor.com/images/stories/blog/fail-drunk-drowning-sign.jpg

Strange sign.


So why is he kissing a fish?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/10/10 at 9:22 am


So why is he kissing a fish?  ???

Alcohol impairs judgement ---->, therefore he doesn't know what he's doing, so he's kissing a fish
Hence the warning that "Alcohol impairs judgment"

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/10/10 at 11:16 am


No ... it makes you think you are married to a fish-wife!!!



;D ;D ;D


There really is something fishy about that sign.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/10/10 at 1:57 pm


So why is he kissing a fish?  ???
Alcohol has impaired his judgement!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/10/10 at 2:56 pm


Alcohol has impaired his judgement!


that's weird. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/10/10 at 6:37 pm


that's weird. ;D

Thats' why it's on this thread.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/11/10 at 12:25 am

http://www.ultrabrown.com/wp-content/uploads/ChildBear.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/11/10 at 12:35 am

http://www.anvari.org/db/cols/Weird_Signs/sheesh.jpg


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2239/2263050472_9fa42649c9_o.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/11/10 at 5:29 am


http://www.anvari.org/db/cols/Weird_Signs/sheesh.jpg


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2239/2263050472_9fa42649c9_o.jpg



doesn't seem stupid? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 09/11/10 at 9:25 am


http://www.paddlinginstructor.com/images/stories/blog/fail-drunk-drowning-sign.jpg

Strange sign.


I'll have what he's having.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/11/10 at 10:10 am

http://totallyfail.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mc-donalds-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/11/10 at 3:03 pm


http://totallyfail.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mc-donalds-sign-fail.jpg



only a dollar to have a sausage in your butt? ::)  I'll give them 100. :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/11/10 at 4:06 pm



only a dollar to have a sausage in your butt? ::)  I'll give them 100. :P

Howard wants 100 sausages up his butt?..Um...OK...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/11/10 at 5:01 pm


Howard wants 100 sausages up his butt?..Um...OK...



I put that on "Forum Quote of the Day."  ;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/11/10 at 5:06 pm


http://i.imgur.com/U6wCa.jpg

Strange sign.


Makes sense to me.  But then again, I'm posting here, so my judgment might be impaired.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/11/10 at 10:03 pm



I put that on "Forum Quote of the Day."  ;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Good choice.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/11/10 at 10:08 pm


http://totallyfail.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mc-donalds-sign-fail.jpg


Tee-hee-hee!
;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/10 at 2:25 am


Good choice.
He-He!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/10 at 2:27 am


Howard wants 100 sausages up his butt?..Um...OK...
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6FsIgmKnrjM/TDij7sIgAOI/AAAAAAAABcs/xgCz_P_QTno/s1600/beFOODled_food+blog_William+J+Walter+saucissier_Hull+Gatineau+specialty+food+shops_sausages.jpg

100 sausages comin' up!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/12/10 at 5:03 am


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6FsIgmKnrjM/TDij7sIgAOI/AAAAAAAABcs/xgCz_P_QTno/s1600/beFOODled_food+blog_William+J+Walter+saucissier_Hull+Gatineau+specialty+food+shops_sausages.jpg

100 sausages comin' up!


Whether they come up or not depends on Howards attractiveness!!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 7:23 am


Howard wants 100 sausages up his butt?..Um...OK...


I was just kidding.  ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 7:24 am


Whether they come up or not depends on Howards attractiveness!!!


NO!!!!  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/10 at 7:26 am


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6FsIgmKnrjM/TDij7sIgAOI/AAAAAAAABcs/xgCz_P_QTno/s1600/beFOODled_food+blog_William+J+Walter+saucissier_Hull+Gatineau+specialty+food+shops_sausages.jpg

100 sausages comin' up!
...btw, purple sausages?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 7:27 am


...btw, purple sausages?


could be overcooked ones?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/12/10 at 7:31 am


could be overcooked ones?
Under cooked (and still raw)?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/12/10 at 10:04 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-quality-hotel-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 09/12/10 at 11:48 am



only a dollar to have a sausage in your butt? ::)  I'll give them 100. :P


What's up with that, Howard?  We all thought you wanted YOUR sausage up someone else's butt

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 1:10 pm


What's up with that, Howard?  We all thought you wanted YOUR sausage up someone else's butt


It was just a joke! LOL. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/12/10 at 1:11 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/epic-fail-quality-hotel-fail.jpg


I wouldn't go to that hotel.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/12/10 at 5:05 pm


I wouldn't go to that hotel.

W y not?
  H

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/13/10 at 7:00 am


W y not?
  H


There's an H missing.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/13/10 at 8:58 am


There's an H missing.

That's why I typed it like that

W y not?
  H

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/13/10 at 10:02 pm

http://corndogger.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/walk-in-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/14/10 at 5:34 am


http://corndogger.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/walk-in-sign-fail.jpg


unless they have super powers.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/15/10 at 9:58 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129056383001699072.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/15/10 at 2:01 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129056383001699072.jpg


I'm not urinating in that toilet,that's for sure.  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/15/10 at 5:33 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/129056383001699072.jpg



My mother once had one of those little statuettes that had some guy in the toilet with his hand ready to flush and it said, "Good bye, Cruel World."


Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/17/10 at 12:43 am

http://pwnedvideo.neswblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/breakfast-fail.jpg

who has cheese for breakfast?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: nally on 09/17/10 at 12:45 am


http://pwnedvideo.neswblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/breakfast-fail.jpg

who has cheese for breakfast?

More importantly, who has wine and beer for breakfast? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/17/10 at 1:09 am


More importantly, who has wine and beer for breakfast? ???


http://www.foulbachelorfrog.org/foul_bachelor_frog/5-21-2010/Foul_Bachelor_Frog-Breakfast_Coffee_and_microwavable_bacon_at_5pm.png

OK, so I don't drink coffee after 5pm.  Still...

http://www.foulbachelorfrog.org/foul_bachelor_frog/5-27-2010/Foul_Bachelor_Frog-OUT_OF_MILK_BEER_CEREAL.png

You rang?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/17/10 at 6:52 am


http://pwnedvideo.neswblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/breakfast-fail.jpg

who has cheese for breakfast?


You can put cheese on a bagel.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/17/10 at 6:53 am


More importantly, who has wine and beer for breakfast? ???


drunks and hobos.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/17/10 at 9:46 am


More importantly, who has wine and beer for breakfast? ???

I know..I picked on the "Cheese" part..was intended to be funny.
But..some celebes will tell ya, beer and wine are just not only for dinner, lunch and brunch aymore.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: nally on 09/17/10 at 10:45 am


I know..I picked on the "Cheese" part..was intended to be funny.
But..some celebes will tell ya, beer and wine are just not only for dinner, lunch and brunch aymore.

I don't see anything wrong with cheese; it gets incorporated into all kinds of breakfasts.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/17/10 at 1:42 pm


I know..I picked on the "Cheese" part..was intended to be funny.
But..some celebes will tell ya, beer and wine are just not only for dinner, lunch and brunch aymore.



Well, I got the joke and thought it was funny.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/17/10 at 3:17 pm


I know..I picked on the "Cheese" part..was intended to be funny.
But..some celebes will tell ya, beer and wine are just not only for dinner, lunch and brunch aymore.


They're for anytime.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/17/10 at 5:00 pm



Well, I got the joke and thought it was funny.



Cat

pheew, someone understands me
I don't see anything wrong with cheese; it gets incorporated into all kinds of breakfasts.


The cheese within the sign is not wrong (unless you hate cheese like snozberries and would rather guzzle bottles of wine than take a bite on 1 slice of cheese for breakfast  :D) , only the beer and wine is obviously, they aren't for breakfast. 
I wrote "who has cheese for breakfast" because it was obvious to me ( but not everyone  :-\\) that the "cheese" part wasn't wrong, the beer and wine was.  I guess not everyone caught that.
Sorry for the confusion.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/17/10 at 5:20 pm


http://visboo.com/img/01082010/35231.jpg






Defying authority. 



Cat



effie and I do! all the time! lol

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs234.snc4/39034_889155742637_3623089_48897335_3684138_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 09/17/10 at 6:14 pm


http://pwnedvideo.neswblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/breakfast-fail.jpg

who has cheese for breakfast?


Well, Wheaties with beer is the breakfast of X-champion, and I do love a few mimosas with my eggs Benedict, or strawberry crepes, or whatever decadent breakfast you care to name.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/17/10 at 8:06 pm

http://lh3.ggpht.com/SergioAlex76/SO-qwhbFfFI/AAAAAAAAAMI/xOmL6Wh8tEI/fail-sign%5B2%5D.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/17/10 at 8:34 pm


http://lh3.ggpht.com/SergioAlex76/SO-qwhbFfFI/AAAAAAAAAMI/xOmL6Wh8tEI/fail-sign%5B2%5D.jpg


What's so wrong with fast food for alligators?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/17/10 at 8:41 pm


What's so wrong with fast food for alligators?

Nothing, but it's the crunchy wheelchair bits that might create problems when it chews.
hence ---> fail. ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/17/10 at 8:48 pm


Nothing, but it's the crunchy wheelchair bits that might create problems when it chews.
hence ---> fail. ;)


Oh, I see now...it's more about animal cruelty!  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/17/10 at 8:50 pm


pheew, someone understands me
The cheese within the sign is not wrong (unless you hate cheese like snozberries and would rather guzzle bottles of wine than take a bite on 1 slice of cheese for breakfast  :D) , only the beer and wine is obviously, they aren't for breakfast. 
I wrote "who has cheese for breakfast" because it was obvious to me ( but not everyone  :-\\) that the "cheese" part wasn't wrong, the beer and wine was.  I guess not everyone caught that.
Sorry for the confusion.


I got your joke frank and it was funny.....oh and.... cheese is very, very wrong for breakfast  :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/17/10 at 8:53 pm

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/DSC00392.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/17/10 at 8:54 pm


This one always makes me laugh

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/if-you-are-stolen-call-poli.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/17/10 at 8:56 pm


I got your joke frank and it was funny.....oh and.... cheese is very, very wrong for breakfast  :P


Are you kidding Q.  If you go to church they will tell you that Cheeses saves!!!  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/17/10 at 8:56 pm


Are you kidding Q.  If you go to church they will tell you that Cheeses saves!!!  ;)



;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/17/10 at 8:57 pm


This one always makes me laugh

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/if-you-are-stolen-call-poli.jpg


sort of common sense really... :-\\

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/17/10 at 8:57 pm



;D


...and don't even get me started on the Holy Cheeses jokes...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/18/10 at 7:13 am


http://lh3.ggpht.com/SergioAlex76/SO-qwhbFfFI/AAAAAAAAAMI/xOmL6Wh8tEI/fail-sign%5B2%5D.jpg


Watch out!  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/18/10 at 7:14 am


http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/DSC00392.jpg


So what if it had children in it?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/18/10 at 7:14 am


This one always makes me laugh

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/if-you-are-stolen-call-poli.jpg


911?  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/18/10 at 7:53 am


So what if it had children in it?



Then you might want to make sure the washer is set for Permanent Press.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/18/10 at 9:42 am



Then you might want to make sure the washer is set for Permanent Press.



Cat


nice!!! O0  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/18/10 at 10:40 am


So what if it had children in it?

It doesnt say take the children away, just check for them before starting.
"OK...I got two kids, a dog, and 3 fish, 7 pairs of socks and a blanket. It's ready to go."

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/18/10 at 10:43 am


It doesnt say take the children away, just check for them before starting.
"OK...I got two kids, a dog, and 3 fish, 7 pairs of socks and a blanket. It's ready to go."


yeah... I bet your blanket comes out nice and fluffy!  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/18/10 at 10:48 am


yeah... I bet your blanket comes out nice and fluffy!   ;D

Well, fish like water and live it it. Dog's always like to swim in water. Kids like to play in water..

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/18/10 at 6:56 pm



Then you might want to make sure the washer is set for Permanent Press.



Cat


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/20/10 at 1:05 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128896041685957773.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/20/10 at 1:14 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128896041685957773.jpg


That sign says reserved for people with big fat asses!!  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/20/10 at 7:34 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128896041685957773.jpg


defective what?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/20/10 at 10:07 am


defective what?  ???

according to the sign: people on wheelchairs.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/20/10 at 11:44 am


defective what?  ???


Defective legs.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/20/10 at 11:56 am


Defective legs.




Defective legs.



I would rather have defective legs than a defective mind-can you say, "Abby Normal"?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/20/10 at 12:40 pm




I would rather have defective legs than a defective mind-can you say, "Abby Normal"?



Cat


what are you on! you've really been on a roll the last two days  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/20/10 at 12:43 pm


what are you on! you've really been on a roll the last two days  ;D



I'm on a very hot island in the Caribbean.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/20/10 at 12:46 pm



I'm on a very hot island in the Caribbean.



Cat


so you're on fire???

ba dum dum http://www.myemoticons.com/images/talking-smileys/reactors/drum-roll.gif

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/20/10 at 2:17 pm

http://www.overlyrandom.com/images/dont_do_it.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/20/10 at 3:30 pm


I assume the fail is that there is no phone number on the sign that tells you to "make the call"  ;D 


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/21/10 at 7:27 am


I assume the fail is that there is no phone number on the sign that tells you to "make the call"  ;D 





but you can't,so who DO YOU CALL? ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/21/10 at 8:11 am


but you can't,so who DO YOU CALL? ;D




GHOSTBUSTERS!

Oh sorry. Wrong thread.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/21/10 at 10:05 am

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/hsirhan/2006/11/23/chinglish1.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/21/10 at 1:09 pm


http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/hsirhan/2006/11/23/chinglish1.jpg


then I'll just take stairs instead.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 09/21/10 at 6:45 pm


then I'll just take stairs instead.

Or the fire escape?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/22/10 at 7:02 am


Or the fire escape?


that's another idea.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/23/10 at 9:14 am

http://www.failjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sign-Fail3.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 09/23/10 at 10:51 am

^ now that's my sign

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/23/10 at 1:09 pm


http://www.failjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Sign-Fail3.jpg


spelling fail.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/23/10 at 4:07 pm


spelling fail.

Yup.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 09/23/10 at 4:35 pm

something is mispelled?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/24/10 at 2:31 am


something is mispelled?


Not necessarily...it could be a synanym for synonym!  :-\\

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/24/10 at 9:31 am

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/traffic-lan-for-deformed-ma.jpg?w=512&h=384

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/24/10 at 9:49 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/traffic-lan-for-deformed-ma.jpg?w=512&h=384



They have a pill now for defromed men.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/24/10 at 10:03 am



They have a pill now for defromed men.



Cat

a ipll from a btotle

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/24/10 at 10:05 am


a ipll from a btotle


;D karma!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/24/10 at 10:10 am


;D karma!

krama? ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/24/10 at 10:11 am


krama? ;)


htat oto!!!!  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 09/24/10 at 10:25 am

uhh?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/24/10 at 2:46 pm



They have a pill now for defromed men.



Cat



and what pill is that? ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/25/10 at 9:48 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-funeral-ad-location-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/25/10 at 9:49 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-funeral-ad-location-fail.jpg





;D


best advertisement for a funeral home........ever!!!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/25/10 at 9:51 am



;D


best advertisement for a funeral home........ever!!!!

It's quite funny, isn't it.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/25/10 at 1:00 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-funeral-ad-location-fail.jpg




What I don't see anything.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/25/10 at 1:08 pm


What I don't see anything.  ;D



Move closer. Maybe you will see it coming. And maybe you won't. 


Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/25/10 at 1:32 pm



Move closer. Maybe you will see it coming. And maybe you won't. 


Cat


All I see is train tracks.  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/25/10 at 7:05 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-funeral-ad-location-fail.jpg





;D


best advertisement for a funeral home........ever!!!!


With their last audible sound printed on the wall next to the sign.  Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 09/25/10 at 7:44 pm


All I see is train tracks.  ;)


Move closer, check out the third rail

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: wildcard on 09/26/10 at 12:11 am

Come a little bit closer more nigh blind et al

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/26/10 at 4:18 am


Move closer, check out the third rail
"Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me
You can sleep safe and sound
Knowing I am around

Slip into silent slumber
Sail on a silver mist
Slowly and surely your senses
Will cease to resist

Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me"

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/26/10 at 7:17 am


Move closer, check out the third rail


No way!  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/26/10 at 8:24 pm

http://www.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/sign-fail-stir-fly.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: nally on 09/26/10 at 8:26 pm

^Can't see that picture. I try to go to it as a link, but when I click on that, it says "Forbidden; you don't have permission to access ****** on the server"

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/26/10 at 8:28 pm


^Can't see that picture. I try to go to it as a link, but when I click on that, it says "Forbidden; you don't have permission to access ****** on the server"

Oh..too bad. I can see it. It says
"Tepan Yaki. The best stir fly in town"

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: nally on 09/26/10 at 8:30 pm


Oh..too bad. I can see it. It says
"Tepan Yaki. The best stir fly in town"

Funny stuff! :D

I did a Google Image Search for it and found the link to the same pic; I was able to see it that way, but for some unknown reason it wouldn't let me access it when you posted it.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 09/26/10 at 8:36 pm


"Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me
You can sleep safe and sound
Knowing I am around

Slip into silent slumber
Sail on a silver mist
Slowly and surely your senses
Will cease to resist

Trust in me, just in me
Shut your eyes and trust in me"


Not where the third rail is concerned, that's not how I plan to check out

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/26/10 at 9:00 pm


Funny stuff! :D

I did a Google Image Search for it and found the link to the same pic; I was able to see it that way, but for some unknown reason it wouldn't let me access it when you posted it.


Yes...Frank's pics have been invisible quite often (lately).

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: nally on 09/26/10 at 9:06 pm


Yes...Frank's pics have been invisible quite often (lately).

So have some of the pictures posted on the Images Link thread in PBG. But I often use their URLs to guess what they are pictures of.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/26/10 at 11:16 pm


Yes...Frank's pics have been invisible quite often (lately).

Not on purpose, I assure you.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/26/10 at 11:19 pm

http://idioticsigns.com/sign/sorry_we_are_open.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 09/26/10 at 11:22 pm


http://idioticsigns.com/sign/sorry_we_are_open.jpg


we're sorry too!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/27/10 at 2:08 am


Not on purpose, I assume you.


Hey...I will not be assumed!!  >:(  ;)  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/27/10 at 7:09 am


http://idioticsigns.com/sign/sorry_we_are_open.jpg


Why are they sorry? Should their next sign be,Thank You We're Closed? ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/27/10 at 7:58 am


Yes...Frank's pics have been invisible quite often (lately).



I hit "reply with quote", copy the link, paste on a new window to view it. After I do that, it appears in the thread. I don't get it, but it works.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/27/10 at 10:21 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-no-trespassing-enter-sign-fail1.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/27/10 at 12:40 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-no-trespassing-enter-sign-fail1.jpg


That's going to be confusing. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/27/10 at 5:23 pm


That's going to be confusing. ::)

Just enter, but no tresspassing.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/28/10 at 2:57 pm


Just enter, but no tresspassing.


you enter but no trespassing?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/28/10 at 2:57 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-no-trespassing-enter-sign-fail1.jpg
...Keep to the road?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/28/10 at 2:58 pm


...Keep to the road?


I think you should

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/28/10 at 2:58 pm


I think you should
Do not wander into the bushes!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/28/10 at 3:20 pm


Do not wander into the bushes!


or something will bite ya.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/28/10 at 11:53 pm

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/engrish-funny-fresh-idiots.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 09/29/10 at 12:54 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/engrish-funny-fresh-idiots.jpg


At least the idiots are fresh... :-\\

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/29/10 at 6:58 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/engrish-funny-fresh-idiots.jpg


fresh idiots for sale.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/29/10 at 11:11 am


At least the idiots are fresh... :-\\



Aren't most idiots fresh and deserved to be slapped.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/29/10 at 6:27 pm



Aren't most idiots fresh and deserved to be slapped.



Cat



you got that right.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/30/10 at 1:09 am

http://painstaking.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/e8499_engrish-funny-it-knocks.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 09/30/10 at 1:32 am


http://painstaking.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/e8499_engrish-funny-it-knocks.jpg
It happens!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/30/10 at 6:58 am


http://painstaking.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/e8499_engrish-funny-it-knocks.jpg


so what if it knocks?  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 09/30/10 at 8:32 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZS_hCVQRsPc/R8Ux_B1yJAI/AAAAAAAAANE/LspBkeDrcIs/s400/signwor.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/01/10 at 1:48 am


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZS_hCVQRsPc/R8Ux_B1yJAI/AAAAAAAAANE/LspBkeDrcIs/s400/signwor.jpg
This sign is not stupid, it is informative!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/01/10 at 7:01 am


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZS_hCVQRsPc/R8Ux_B1yJAI/AAAAAAAAANE/LspBkeDrcIs/s400/signwor.jpg



We already know there's water on the road. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/01/10 at 10:11 am



We already know there's water on the road. ::)

That's why the thread is called "stupid signs"

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/01/10 at 2:43 pm



We already know there's water on the road. ::)
Is it raining?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/01/10 at 3:09 pm


Is it raining?


It's hard to tell from the picture.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/01/10 at 8:39 pm


Is it raining?


If that sign is anywhere in the UK...then, yes...it probably is raining.  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: seamermar on 10/02/10 at 4:07 pm

The question is how high is the water, Howard  :D

The warning sign's height tells us it may grows up over the gentlemen's nose :)

Also this kind of advices shows us how stupid can be mankind not knowing too many people What is obvious.

This is a funny thread among a lot of them.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/03/10 at 12:22 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JLUJdC-1qtY/SANKEd6tAfI/AAAAAAAAA2I/noT3JKIBLiQ/s400/China_signs_4.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/03/10 at 7:01 am


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_JLUJdC-1qtY/SANKEd6tAfI/AAAAAAAAA2I/noT3JKIBLiQ/s400/China_signs_4.jpg


I'll take the grape lotion.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/03/10 at 10:19 am


I'll take the grape lotion.  ;D



we all wish you would howard  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/03/10 at 10:20 am


I'll take the grape lotion.  ;D



we all wish you would howard  ;D


we all wish you would howard  ;D

Pretty much what I was gonna say. And buy more after that.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: seamermar on 10/03/10 at 10:32 am

Hey Howard, it would be worth filliing the test in first.

http://www.okcupid.com/quizzy/take

Then you'll know what amount of that stuff you need to come down the eagerness of your cock and keep you form masturdating along ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/03/10 at 10:33 am


Hey Howard, it would be worth filliing the test in first.

http://www.okcupid.com/quizzy/take

Then you'll know what amount of that stuff you need to come down the eagerness of your cock and keep you form masturdating along ::)



http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/smileys/smileyrotflmao.gif

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/03/10 at 11:07 am



we all wish you would howard  ;D



;D ;D ;D ;D




Hey Howard, it would be worth filliing the test in first.

http://www.okcupid.com/quizzy/take

Then you'll know what amount of that stuff you need to come down the eagerness of your cock and keep you form masturdating along ::)





http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa235/snozberries44/smileys/smileyrotflmao.gif



Yup-what she said.  ;D ;D ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/03/10 at 6:34 pm


Hey Howard, it would be worth filliing the test in first.

http://www.okcupid.com/quizzy/take

Then you'll know what amount of that stuff you need to come down the eagerness of your cock and keep you form masturdating along ::)


eagerness of my cock? What?  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/03/10 at 6:52 pm


eagerness of my cock? What?  ::)


in english Paco is saying take one of these tests.... there's probably a horniness test there or something...

then, once you get the results you will know how much of that grape cream to calm down - or bring an end to -

um

you oversexed state of mind requiring you to pleasure yourself less.....

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/03/10 at 7:01 pm


in english Paco is saying take one of these tests.... there's probably a horniness test there or something...

then, once you get the results you will know how much of that grape cream to calm down - or bring an end to -

um

you oversexed state of mind requiring you to pleasure yourself less.....





I'm not taking a stupid test!  :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/04/10 at 1:22 am

http://innocentenglish.com/may%202008%20funny%20signs/stupid-signs-watch-head.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: seamermar on 10/04/10 at 2:27 am



I'm not taking a stupid test!  :P


Sorry Howard I didn't want to bother you, only make a bit of fun  :-[

I did the text and yes! I need some grape not to calm down, but to lighten up my desire  :D

The text is named the horneyness text..of course.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/04/10 at 6:48 am


http://innocentenglish.com/may%202008%20funny%20signs/stupid-signs-watch-head.jpg


What's with the Mastercard,Visa credit cards? Is that in the picture too? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/04/10 at 9:28 am


What's with the Mastercard,Visa credit cards? Is that in the picture too? ???

Nothing to do withthe credit cards, it had to do with "watch your head", and the clearance.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/04/10 at 11:28 am


Nothing to do withthe credit cards, it had to do with "watch your head", and the clearance.



Maybe if you are standing on stilts.




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/04/10 at 11:56 am



Or maybe if you're Yao ming. Walking on tippy toes.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/04/10 at 1:50 pm



Maybe if you are standing on stilts.




Cat


or maybe 8 feet tall.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/04/10 at 6:10 pm

http://29.media.tumblr.com/LdNuvYSfDnrqqfzgx5OgTy4xo1_500.jpg


Um...we are talking about golf, right?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/04/10 at 6:12 pm


http://29.media.tumblr.com/LdNuvYSfDnrqqfzgx5OgTy4xo1_500.jpg


Um...we are talking about golf, right?



Cat

What else could it be?  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/04/10 at 6:16 pm


What else could it be?  ;D



Pool?  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/04/10 at 8:36 pm


http://29.media.tumblr.com/LdNuvYSfDnrqqfzgx5OgTy4xo1_500.jpg


Um...we are talking about golf, right?



Cat



;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/05/10 at 5:35 am



Pool?  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat


sex pool? ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/05/10 at 5:36 am


http://29.media.tumblr.com/LdNuvYSfDnrqqfzgx5OgTy4xo1_500.jpg


Um...we are talking about golf, right?



Cat


No,36 women.  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/05/10 at 11:02 am


No,36 women.  :D


Nah- probably just 12  ;)  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: lorac61469 on 10/05/10 at 12:40 pm


Nah- probably just 12  ;)   :D


:o :o

;) :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/05/10 at 12:44 pm


:o :o

;) :D

I had to do math and everything to come up with that response .  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/05/10 at 12:52 pm


http://29.media.tumblr.com/LdNuvYSfDnrqqfzgx5OgTy4xo1_500.jpg


Um...we are talking about golf, right?



Cat
I hope it is golf?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/05/10 at 3:35 pm

http://www.failfunnies.com/31/images/sign-direction-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: seamermar on 10/05/10 at 4:42 pm



Or maybe if you're Yao ming. Walking on tippy toes.  :D


I think it's an elephant private parking gate.
hard to stop a hungry pachyderm mate  :D :)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/05/10 at 8:29 pm


Nah- probably just 12  ;)   :D


women don't have 12 holes.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/05/10 at 8:30 pm


http://www.failfunnies.com/31/images/sign-direction-fail.jpg


don't they mean below?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/05/10 at 8:46 pm


women don't have 12 holes.  ::)


oh geez...... 12 women howard.....3 holes each

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/05/10 at 8:52 pm


oh geez...... 12 women howard.....3 holes each


Boy Q That's a lot. :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/05/10 at 9:13 pm


Boy Q That's a lot. :o


12 x 3 = 36

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/05/10 at 9:17 pm


women don't have 12 holes.  ::)


Don't you own an electric drill?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/05/10 at 10:06 pm


Don't you own an electric drill?



oh my ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/05/10 at 10:21 pm



oh my ;D


It was fair question.  Well...in this country anyway... :-\\

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/05/10 at 10:37 pm


http://29.media.tumblr.com/LdNuvYSfDnrqqfzgx5OgTy4xo1_500.jpg
Um...we are talking about golf, right?


"Try not to play any golf on your way to the parking lot!"

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/06/10 at 5:53 am


Don't you own an electric drill?


Yes but that would be dangerous.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/06/10 at 5:55 am

http://www.fime.ch/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/013108-1425-failblog4.jpg


Hey Ray the mic's on the other side,turn it around.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: seamermar on 10/06/10 at 7:16 am

It's the piano's turn Howard ,  8)

A blind can't make such a mistake, he touches better than many watch  :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: seamermar on 10/06/10 at 7:47 am


http://innocentenglish.com/may%202008%20funny%20signs/stupid-signs-watch-head.jpg


She's whispering on my ear : " Seamermar, listen to me,  this is not a stupid sign, if you are an upset-minded slim giraffe shearching for a place to hide  :P  :D

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr334/seamermar/Themanwholistenstogiraffes.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/06/10 at 1:05 pm


http://www.fime.ch/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/013108-1425-failblog4.jpg


Hey Ray the mic's on the other side,turn it around.  ;D
No fail here he is amplifying the piano!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/06/10 at 4:52 pm


She's whispering on my ear : " Seamermar, listen to me,  this is not a stupid sign, if you are an upset-minded slim giraffe shearching for a place to hide  :P  :D

http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr334/seamermar/Themanwholistenstogiraffes.jpg


HA That's funny.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/06/10 at 8:38 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-suspect-drawing-fail.jpg
Nice descriptions. They should be caught in 30 minutes.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/06/10 at 9:44 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-suspect-drawing-fail.jpg
Nice descriptions. They should be caught in 30 minutes.


If you see two people matching this description on your doorstep, slam the door, run to the phone and call 911. 

If you see two people wearing different style or color ski masks- they're probably okay...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/07/10 at 7:10 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-suspect-drawing-fail.jpg
Nice descriptions. They should be caught in 30 minutes.


The other person's eyes are squinty.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/07/10 at 10:45 am


The other person's eyes are squinty.

Great, now it will be so easy to arrest them.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/07/10 at 11:43 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/epic-fail-suspect-drawing-fail.jpg
Nice descriptions. They should be caught in 30 minutes.



I think I saw the dude on the right in the Senate the other day.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 10/07/10 at 11:53 am



I think I saw the dude on the right in the Senate the other day.



Cat


Looks like Jim Demint to me

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/07/10 at 12:35 pm


Great, now it will be so easy to arrest them.


The other guy might be wearing glasses.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/07/10 at 11:35 pm

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/439201307_786b20a854.jpg

Ice boy?
Nice boy?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/08/10 at 7:05 am


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/439201307_786b20a854.jpg

Ice boy?
Nice boy?



What the hell are they doing in that picture?  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/08/10 at 9:18 am


What the hell are they doing in that picture?  ::)

It's greco-roman wrestling, and it's a pin move. A submission pin move. Congratulations to the winner.  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/08/10 at 4:12 pm


It's greco-roman wrestling, and it's a pin move. A submission pin move. Congratulations to the winner.  ;)


Is that supposed to be a vuvuzela in the corner there?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/08/10 at 4:25 pm


It's greco-roman wrestling, and it's a pin move. A submission pin move. Congratulations to the winner.  ;)
Have you ever wrestled a greco-roman before?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/08/10 at 4:34 pm


Have you ever wrestled a greco-roman before?



Do you like movies about gladiators?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/08/10 at 4:39 pm



Do you like movies about gladiators?



Cat


I've watched some.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/08/10 at 6:04 pm



Do you like movies about gladiators?



Cat

I think that joke flew ( like an AIRPLANE!) over Howard's head.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/08/10 at 8:51 pm


I think that joke flew ( like an AIRPLANE!) over Howard's head.


what was your first clue?  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/09/10 at 11:31 am


I think that joke flew ( like an AIRPLANE!) over Howard's head.



Actually, it went "Oveur" his head.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/09/10 at 11:35 am



Actually, it went "Oveur" his head.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

;D ;D ;D karma owed.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/11/10 at 10:59 am

http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lolcaption-funny-sign-toilet-no-peeing.jpg

Must be the Bobbitt's home.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/11/10 at 11:23 am


http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lolcaption-funny-sign-toilet-no-peeing.jpg

Must be the Bobbitt's home.



;D ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/11/10 at 2:58 pm


http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lolcaption-funny-sign-toilet-no-peeing.jpg

Must be the Bobbitt's home.
It looks painful!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/11/10 at 6:02 pm


http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lolcaption-funny-sign-toilet-no-peeing.jpg

Must be the Bobbitt's home.


I prefer the message to be 'cut it out' rather than 'cut it off'!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/11/10 at 6:34 pm


http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/lolcaption-funny-sign-toilet-no-peeing.jpg

Must be the Bobbitt's home.



Lorena must be home. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/11/10 at 6:35 pm


I prefer the message to be 'cut it out' rather than 'cut it off'!!


or "cut it up".

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/12/10 at 10:37 am


or "cut it up".

"Cut it out" means...to stop
"Cut it off" means...more of the "ouch" thing.
gibbo had the right idea.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/12/10 at 12:34 pm


"Cut it out" means...to stop
"Cut it off" means...more of the "ouch" thing.
gibbo had the right idea.



Howard could be on to something... cut it up as in Franks and Beans!  .... ya know like in beanee weenees


http://www.crossroads-market.com/images/HFSO504.JPG


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/12/10 at 6:58 pm



Howard could be on to something... cut it up as in Franks and Beans!  .... ya know like in beanee weenees


http://www.crossroads-market.com/images/HFSO504.JPG


;D



I love that.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/16/10 at 7:36 am

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/29524/original/engrish-funny-no-walking.jpg?1260078991

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/10 at 7:39 am


http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/29524/original/engrish-funny-no-walking.jpg?1260078991
Sightseeing from a car only?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/16/10 at 7:53 am


Sightseeing from a car only?


that might be the answer.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/10 at 7:53 am


that might be the answer.
Just keep on movin'

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/16/10 at 7:54 am


Just keep on movin'



and sightsee later.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/10 at 7:55 am



and sightsee later.
When the officials are not looking?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/16/10 at 7:56 am


When the officials are not looking?


Yes.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/16/10 at 8:37 am


Sightseeing from a car only?

A bus? plane?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/10 at 8:38 am


A bus? plane?
Bicycle?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/16/10 at 9:28 am


Bicycle?

Anything but walking

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/10 at 9:28 am


Anything but walking
How about running?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/16/10 at 9:29 am


How about running?

Running is fine.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/10 at 9:30 am


Running is fine.
...or standing still?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/16/10 at 10:43 am


...or standing still?

As long as you aren't walking

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/10 at 2:09 pm


As long as you aren't walking
Jumping on the spot?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/16/10 at 2:47 pm

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Jr1ZXFp_oCyEsM:http://208.106.191.145/_media/imgs/articles/a287_h1.jpg&t=1

Now Wendy's sell fresh live corpses. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/16/10 at 2:48 pm


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Jr1ZXFp_oCyEsM:http://208.106.191.145/_media/imgs/articles/a287_h1.jpg&t=1

Now Wendy's sell fresh live corpses. ;D
They missed Dave!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/16/10 at 2:48 pm


They missed Dave!


He's in the burgers.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/17/10 at 1:20 am


He's in the burgers.

They just miss Dave, not really a stupid sign.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/17/10 at 7:20 am


They just miss Dave, not really a stupid sign.


Oh Ok I just thought he was in the recipie.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/17/10 at 7:54 am


http://www.nairaland.com/attachments/101076_bathroom_jpg2b494b88a4f8578a3e53a84b295ff139

This is not showing up!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/17/10 at 10:24 am


Oh Ok I just thought he was in the recipie.

??

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/17/10 at 10:27 am


???



sometimes you just have to let those comments go


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/17/10 at 1:19 pm


This is not showing up!


I'm sorry,I'll try to get a new one soon.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/17/10 at 1:20 pm


??


It was a joke,wasn't meant to be taken seriously.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/17/10 at 1:27 pm


It was a joke,wasn't meant to be taken seriously.


what in that sign made you think they were serving Dave?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/17/10 at 1:41 pm


what in that sign made you think they were serving Dave?


In memory of Dave.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/17/10 at 1:46 pm


In memory of Dave.
Dave will not be eating there anymore.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/17/10 at 2:33 pm


In memory of Dave.


Dave Thomas founded Wendy's died. They just posted a tribute on their sign to honor him...

"In memory of Dave he will be missed"  it didn't say "In memory of Dave we will grind him up, put him in the burgers so we can all carry a piece of him with us till we poop him out"  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/17/10 at 11:22 pm


Dave Thomas founded Wendy's died. They just posted a tribute on their sign to honor him...

"In memory of Dave he will be missed"  it didn't say "In memory of Dave we will grind him up, put him in the burgers so we can all carry a piece of him with us till we poop him out"  ::)

That was last week's sign.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/17/10 at 11:39 pm


That was last week's sign.


At least we'd know it is fresh meat!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/17/10 at 11:55 pm


At least we'd know it is fresh meat!

Wendy's standards are high.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/18/10 at 7:00 am


Dave Thomas founded Wendy's died. They just posted a tribute on their sign to honor him...

"In memory of Dave he will be missed"  it didn't say "In memory of Dave we will grind him up, put him in the burgers so we can all carry a piece of him with us till we poop him out"  ::)



;D I found that funny,Sorry Snoz if that was in bad taste.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/18/10 at 8:40 am

http://lavafightersofcp.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/petting-zoo-fail.jpg?w=468&h=625

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/18/10 at 2:41 pm


http://lavafightersofcp.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/petting-zoo-fail.jpg?w=468&h=625


EW I wouldn't let him do that.  8-P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/18/10 at 2:43 pm


http://lavafightersofcp.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/petting-zoo-fail.jpg?w=468&h=625
Only the fingers?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/18/10 at 3:09 pm


Only the fingers?


Is that yak vicious?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/18/10 at 4:06 pm

http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/stupidsigns04.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/18/10 at 6:47 pm


http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/stupidsigns04.jpg



Cat


I see dead peoples things!    How very sensitive...

So what was worng?  The fact that is is insensitive ...or that the sign is left out when the shop is shut.  :-\\

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/18/10 at 6:54 pm


That was last week's sign.



yeah... this week dave is still dead so now we're hiring.  ;D 

I think maybe they could've taken off the Now Hiring bit to make the tribute a little more reverent and less "life goes on"  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/18/10 at 6:55 pm


http://lavafightersofcp.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/petting-zoo-fail.jpg?w=468&h=625


isn't that a cow? 

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/18/10 at 6:56 pm


http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/stupidsigns04.jpg



Cat


straight forward and right to the point... I approve.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/18/10 at 6:57 pm



;D I found that funny,Sorry Snoz if that was in bad taste.


I don't have a problem with bad taste howard I was just clearing up the confusion

sometimes I need help following your process to find the funny that's all.  :)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/19/10 at 7:09 am


http://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/stupidsigns04.jpg



Cat


How much for the things?  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/19/10 at 7:10 am


isn't that a cow? 


looks like a baby cow.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/19/10 at 10:38 pm

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_GZBskGaBQAY/SOhEjm2T5SI/AAAAAAAAAGU/rPJQLh8Majk/s400/excellent%20excellense.png

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 7:36 am


http://lh6.ggpht.com/_GZBskGaBQAY/SOhEjm2T5SI/AAAAAAAAAGU/rPJQLh8Majk/s400/excellent%20excellense.png


someone needs spellcheck.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: jackas on 10/20/10 at 9:10 am


It was a joke,wasn't meant to be taken seriously.


I understand your joke, Howard.  It was funny!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/20/10 at 9:26 am


someone needs spellcheck.  ;D

eggselant ubzervayshawn.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/20/10 at 12:52 pm


eggselant ubzervayshawn.


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 1:26 pm


eggselant ubzervayshawn.


Thanx u.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 1:27 pm

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:TE0df2KBU3VhxM:http://funniez.net/images/stories/stupid-signs/stupid-signs-06.jpg&t=1

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/20/10 at 1:30 pm


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:TE0df2KBU3VhxM:http://funniez.net/images/stories/stupid-signs/stupid-signs-06.jpg&t=1
Discount if the 3 ugly ones are on stage?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 1:30 pm


Discount if the 3 ugly ones are on stage?


50% off.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/20/10 at 1:38 pm


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:TE0df2KBU3VhxM:http://funniez.net/images/stories/stupid-signs/stupid-signs-06.jpg&t=1
Has this show been seen before?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/20/10 at 2:04 pm


Has this show been seen before?



some one had to see it.... otherwise how would they know that three of them were ugly?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 2:07 pm


Has this show been seen before?


with Elizabeth Burkley?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/20/10 at 2:09 pm



some one had to see it.... otherwise how would they know that three of them were ugly?
...but the show seemed the same

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/20/10 at 2:15 pm


...but the show seemed the same


with 3 ugly women.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/20/10 at 4:40 pm


;D

Thanx u.

I think snoz was laughing at my horrendous spelling comment. I should say thanks.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/20/10 at 6:55 pm


50% off.


If they're really that ugly ... I hope they keep 100% clothes on!!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/21/10 at 7:07 am


If they're really that ugly ... I hope they keep 100% clothes on!!!


Maybe they don't be that ugly.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/21/10 at 10:20 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-regular-price-fa.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/21/10 at 1:32 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-regular-price-fa.jpg
I will not be shopping there!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/21/10 at 7:24 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fail-owned-regular-price-fa.jpg


Everything?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/21/10 at 10:02 pm


Everything?

Everything on sale at regular price, so...business as usual.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/21/10 at 10:51 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-toilet-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/22/10 at 1:20 am

Confucius say,

"If you are in a book store and cannot find the book which you seek, you are obviously in the.....

http://www.thetraveltart.com/wp-content/uploads/Offbeat%20Travel%20Photo%20-%20Wong%20Fook%20Hing%20Book%20Store.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/22/10 at 1:24 am


Confucius say,

"If you are in a book store and cannot find the book which you seek, you are obviously in the.....

http://www.thetraveltart.com/wp-content/uploads/Offbeat%20Travel%20Photo%20-%20Wong%20Fook%20Hing%20Book%20Store.jpg

Imagine if the owner made lots of $ and expanded into a country wide franchise.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/22/10 at 6:59 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/epic-fail-toilet-fail.jpg


then someone forgot to flush the microwave. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/22/10 at 7:00 am


Imagine if the owner made lots of $ and expanded into a country wide franchise.


There'd be a whole lot of Fookhing going around. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/22/10 at 9:39 am

http://www.freewebs.com/bloodterror/fail-owned-low-price-deal-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/22/10 at 1:43 pm


http://www.freewebs.com/bloodterror/fail-owned-low-price-deal-fail.jpg
So I will not buy any then?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/22/10 at 2:34 pm


So I will not buy any then?



you don't want any? Okay, that's be a dollar forty-nine... in US dollars please.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/22/10 at 8:27 pm


http://www.freewebs.com/bloodterror/fail-owned-low-price-deal-fail.jpg


How much for 1? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/22/10 at 8:52 pm


How much for 1? ???


-2

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/22/10 at 8:55 pm


-2


Negative 2?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/23/10 at 10:23 am


Negative 2?


that's correct...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/23/10 at 11:53 am

http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/illegal_parking_ok.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/23/10 at 11:54 am


http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/illegal_parking_ok.jpg
That's fine by me!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/23/10 at 12:28 pm



That's fine by me!


works for me too!


I would love to get a ticket just so I can go to court with my photographic evidence!!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/23/10 at 12:41 pm


works for me too!


I would love to get a ticket just so I can go to court with my photographic evidence!!!




27 8 x 10 color glossy pictures with the circles & arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/23/10 at 6:47 pm



27 8 x 10 color glossy pictures with the circles & arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one?



Cat


yep... arrows to the word fine then a excerpt from websters on back defining fine!  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/23/10 at 8:20 pm


http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/illegal_parking_ok.jpg


That's fine.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/23/10 at 10:40 pm

http://www.myscratchoff.com/stupid_news/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/funny_sign_7-300x225.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/24/10 at 2:12 am


http://www.myscratchoff.com/stupid_news/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/funny_sign_7-300x225.jpg
I can see that!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/24/10 at 4:32 am


http://www.myscratchoff.com/stupid_news/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/funny_sign_7-300x225.jpg


That sign is not enough!  Surely it should say " Sidewalk ends...watch out for posts beyond this sign (and this actual sign). Except for blind people...you can turn left and keep walking. Carers..please advise blind person that they are about to be run over. Wait 5 seconds before giving such advice"

Oh...I'm sorry...how inappropriate. This isn't the Wrongest Thread Ever. I apologize for talking about such a stupid sign!  :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/24/10 at 6:59 am


http://www.myscratchoff.com/stupid_news/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/funny_sign_7-300x225.jpg


Sidewalk ends at The Elk River? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/24/10 at 7:59 am


Sidewalk ends at The Elk River? ???

No, it ends at the sign, Howard. Look closely.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/24/10 at 8:01 am


Sidewalk ends at The Elk River? ???
The Elk River is ½ mile down the road.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/24/10 at 2:43 pm


The Elk River is ½ mile down the road.



actually Elk River Road is 1/2 mile down the road...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/24/10 at 7:11 pm

http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/break-fail-road.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/24/10 at 8:36 pm


http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/break-fail-road.jpg




that's not good for cars.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/24/10 at 9:13 pm


http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/break-fail-road.jpg




Nothing like early warning/advice.  Nothing at all like it ....  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/25/10 at 7:30 am


Nothing like early warning/advice.  Nothing at all like it ....  ;D

PUt the sign 1 mile back, and that's better.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/25/10 at 11:08 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-live-lobster-sign-fail.jpg

It's amazing how they can survive under wrap like that.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/26/10 at 12:48 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-live-lobster-sign-fail.jpg

It's amazing how they can survive under wrap like that.


Water proofing?  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/26/10 at 7:13 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-live-lobster-sign-fail.jpg

It's amazing how they can survive under wrap like that.


Are they live or dead?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/26/10 at 10:24 am


Are they live or dead?

Do you think they are still alive? Wrapped in plastic?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/26/10 at 12:01 pm

Lobsters are only red AFTER they have been cooked. So they much have survived cooking & plastic wrap.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/26/10 at 1:47 pm


Do you think they are still alive? Wrapped in plastic?


Lobsters are only red AFTER they have been cooked. So they much have survived cooking & plastic wrap.

Cat


Yes, they are dead, Howard.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/26/10 at 7:59 pm


Yes, they are dead, Howard.


Ok.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/26/10 at 11:39 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140639488883585.jpg


IXAT please!

Wonder if the TV show is named that way as well.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: nally on 10/26/10 at 11:40 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140639488883585.jpg


IXAT please!

Wonder if the TV show is named that way as well.

If you look at it in the mirror it'll be right...since the letters are vertically symmetrical

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/26/10 at 11:45 pm


If you look at it in the mirror it'll be right...since the letters are vertically symmetrical

Aw...stop taking out the fun oui from things....it was funny...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/27/10 at 7:08 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140639488883585.jpg


IXAT please!

Wonder if the TV show is named that way as well.


That's a silly fail. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/27/10 at 9:31 am

http://www.anthonycoppedge.com/images/blogimages/Crushed_Sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 10/27/10 at 11:16 am


If you look at it in the mirror it'll be right...since the letters are vertically symmetrical


Sure, I a;ways carry a mirror around to look at signs. :D :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/27/10 at 1:25 pm


http://www.anthonycoppedge.com/images/blogimages/Crushed_Sign.jpg




all others will be crushed in a hot bowl of lava. >:(

;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/27/10 at 3:20 pm


If you look at it in the mirror it'll be right...since the letters are vertically symmetrical


why would you look at it in a mirror?  The only logical place to see the sign in a mirror would be in your rearview mirror and, if that's the case, you're already in a car and wouldn't need a taxi...   


I guess a woman could be standing on the corner applying make up and she could notice the sign in the mirror of her compact and go...
"wow it's a good thing I was standing in this exact spot with my compact open otherwise I'd've never been able to read the sign if all these things hadn't happen at this exact spot.... whew needing to fix my face really saved me! When I first saw the sign I thought it was an IXAT business....  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/27/10 at 3:21 pm


Sure, I a;ways carry a mirror around to look at signs. :D :D


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/27/10 at 6:02 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129140639488883585.jpg


IXAT please!

Wonder if the TV show is named that way as well.


This could work well for the Indian cabi who drives only in reverse.

I saw a cab driver on tv (he was in India) and his taxi got stuck in reverse gear. Since then, he has been driving everywhere in reverse. It was truly scary watching that maniac zipping around the streets of Mumbai (where there appear to be no real road rules....and millions of bikes).

He has now opened a driving school (for cabs)...where he teaches them to drive only in reverse. It is apparently big with tourists.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/27/10 at 8:50 pm


This could work well for the Indian cabi who drives only in reverse.

I saw a cab driver on tv (he was in India) and his taxi got stuck in reverse gear. Since then, he has been driving everywhere in reverse. It was truly scary watching that maniac zipping around the streets of Mumbai (where there appear to be no real road rules....and millions of bikes).

He has now opened a driving school (for cabs)...where he teaches them to drive only in reverse. It is apparently big with tourists.







brian fellows said it best....

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/01/brian_fellows_crazy.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/27/10 at 11:38 pm


why would you look at it in a mirror?  The only logical place to see the sign in a mirror would be in your rearview mirror and, if that's the case, you're already in a car and wouldn't need a taxi...     


I guess a woman could be standing on the corner applying make up and she could notice the sign in the mirror of her compact and go...
"wow it's a good thing I was standing in this exact spot with my compact open otherwise I'd've never been able to read the sign if all these things hadn't happen at this exact spot.... whew needing to fix my face really saved me! When I first saw the sign I thought it was an IXAT business....  ::)

YEAH!  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/28/10 at 3:55 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-no-rob-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/28/10 at 3:57 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-no-rob-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375



Do you think people will pay heed?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/28/10 at 5:45 pm



Do you think people will pay heed?



Cat


Doesn't look like he'll be paying anything! Anyway...I think you should be able to shoot people who jump up from behind counters to scare you. That's obviously what the sign depicts!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/28/10 at 7:48 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-no-rob-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375


What's that photo supposed to be? Looks like someone being held up.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/28/10 at 9:21 pm


What's that photo supposed to be? Looks like someone being held up.


Howard... this sign means "No Smoking"
http://www.contelec.co.uk/images/no-smoking.jpg

the red hash mark in the sign in frank's picture means "No Robbing the Store"


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-no-rob-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/29/10 at 1:13 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-holiday-inn-welcome-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/29/10 at 1:15 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-holiday-inn-welcome-fail.jpg


Finally... a place Peter can call home!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/29/10 at 2:30 am


Finally... a place Peter can call home!


Oh yeah.... a place where the womens work begins at the front fence sidewalk ... and goes all the way back to the back fence!!  :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/29/10 at 7:00 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-holiday-inn-welcome-fail.jpg


must be a new music group in the Night Lounge.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/29/10 at 8:52 am

http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/000004-ch-airplane-sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/29/10 at 11:22 am


Finally... a place Peter can call home!




;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/29/10 at 8:09 pm


http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/000004-ch-airplane-sign.jpg


There are no reasons.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/30/10 at 12:23 am


There are no reasons.

There were reasons, but none provided.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/30/10 at 5:12 pm

http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/fail/729_death-to-jucie.gif

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/30/10 at 5:20 pm


http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/fail/729_death-to-jucie.gif



What do those people have against juice? Unless they are talking about O.J. and then that would be a different meaning.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/30/10 at 6:30 pm



Kill the Juice!!! Long Live Kool-Aid!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/30/10 at 7:07 pm



Kill the Juice!!! Long Live Kool-Aid!

http://www.verypink.com/Images/jingles/koolaidman.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/30/10 at 7:15 pm


http://www.verypink.com/Images/jingles/koolaidman.jpg


O0

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/30/10 at 8:07 pm


http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/fail/729_death-to-jucie.gif


like death To Orange and Apple juice? :o NOOOO!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/31/10 at 3:34 am


http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/fail/729_death-to-jucie.gif
Has he missed out the 'st' out of 'justice'?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/31/10 at 7:19 am

http://marspoetica.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/diesel_be_stupid.jpg

I hope I don't get banned for this,this is just a stupid girl exposing her breasts to a surveillance camera.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/31/10 at 11:01 am


http://marspoetica.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/diesel_be_stupid.jpg

I hope I don't get banned for this,this is just a stupid girl exposing her breasts to a surveillance camera.



Man, she is totally stupid. I mean, LOOK AT THOSE SHOES!!  8-P  What in the world was she thinking? Call the fashion police quick.


Oh, I guess the fashion police can't see her shoes because they are too busy looking at her boobs.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 10/31/10 at 11:13 am



Man, she is totally stupid. I mean, LOOK AT THOSE SHOES!!  8-P  What in the world was she thinking? Call the fashion police quick.


Oh, I guess the fashion police can't see her shoes because they are too busy looking at her boobs.



Cat


I don't know, not much there

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 10/31/10 at 1:56 pm



Man, she is totally stupid. I mean, LOOK AT THOSE SHOES!!  8-P  What in the world was she thinking? Call the fashion police quick.


Oh, I guess the fashion police can't see her shoes because they are too busy looking at her boobs.



Cat


must be B Cups.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/31/10 at 5:22 pm


http://marspoetica.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/diesel_be_stupid.jpg

I hope I don't get banned for this,this is just a stupid girl exposing her breasts to a surveillance camera.


I think she's just being friendly and giving them some 'pointers'.  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 10/31/10 at 7:32 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-fish-bait-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 10/31/10 at 10:06 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-fish-bait-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375


Hey...who doesn't?  :-\\

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 10/31/10 at 10:42 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-fish-bait-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375


people should manually anally checked annually

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/01/10 at 7:18 am


I think she's just being friendly and giving them some 'pointers'.   ;)


I think by looking at that I already have a "pointer"  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/01/10 at 7:19 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-fish-bait-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375


they should have it checked out every day.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/01/10 at 3:33 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-banana-corn-fail.jpg

So this is what organic bananas look like. Shocked that the non organic ones look so different. The chemicals really produce that much of a change..

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/01/10 at 5:27 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-banana-corn-fail.jpg

So this is what organic bananas look like. Shocked that the non organic ones look so different. The chemicals really produce that much of a change..
Wow - my ag degree never prepared me for this one  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/02/10 at 12:19 am


I hope I don't get banned for this,this is just a stupid girl exposing her breasts to a surveillance camera.


My beef is with the advertising agency.  They may be round - even pendulous - but I know balls, and while she might be courageous, she does not have balls.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4329/birdatwebcamsmall.jpghttp://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4329/birdatwebcamsmall.jpg

Those are tits.  Two of 'em.  I hacked into the camera's feed to get proof.  (Mods, nuke 'em if ya gotta!)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/02/10 at 7:21 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-banana-corn-fail.jpg

So this is what organic bananas look like. Shocked that the non organic ones look so different. The chemicals really produce that much of a change..


corn bananas.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/02/10 at 7:22 am


My beef is with the advertising agency.  They may be round - even pendulous - but I know balls, and while she might be courageous, she does not have balls.

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4329/birdatwebcamsmall.jpghttp://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4329/birdatwebcamsmall.jpg

Those are tits.  Two of 'em.  I hacked into the camera's feed to get proof.  (Mods, nuke 'em if ya gotta!)


Wow those are big tits.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/02/10 at 8:50 am

http://painstaking.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/e8499_engrish-funny-it-knocks.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 11/02/10 at 10:17 am


http://painstaking.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/e8499_engrish-funny-it-knocks.jpg


Up?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/02/10 at 5:05 pm


Up?

;D
Now I'm really wondering what..or who is behind those doors.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/02/10 at 6:45 pm


Confucius say,

"If you are in a book store and cannot find the book which you seek, you are obviously in the.....

http://www.thetraveltart.com/wp-content/uploads/Offbeat%20Travel%20Photo%20-%20Wong%20Fook%20Hing%20Book%20Store.jpg



Caller trying to reach Mr. Wong Fook Hing at his book store in Chinatown but gets wrong number:

Caller:  Hello, I'd like to talk to the manager, are you Fook Hing?
Answerer: No I watchy television now.  Maybe you try call Mike Hunt - you have bettah luck.



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/02/10 at 7:00 pm


;D
Now I'm really wondering what..or who is behind those doors.


the boogeyman? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/02/10 at 7:02 pm


the boogeyman? ???

Not quite.

"It knocks" + "up" = knocked up.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/02/10 at 7:05 pm


Not quite.

"It knocks" + "up" = knocked up.


a drunk?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/02/10 at 7:08 pm


Not quite.

"It knocks" + "up" = knocked up.


Is this better than being knocked down?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/02/10 at 7:09 pm


Is this better than being knocked down?

That depends if it has to last 9 mths.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/02/10 at 7:41 pm



http://www.failfunnies.com/27/images/you-rock-the-houes-fail.jpg


Note the free stealth fighter aircraft next to the free air guitars


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/02/10 at 7:42 pm



http://www.failfunnies.com/27/images/you-rock-the-houes-fail.jpg


Note the free stealth fighter aircraft next to the free air guitars





HA! I saw that.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/02/10 at 7:49 pm


That depends if it has to last 9 mths.


So.... knocked up for 9 months versus knocked down by...let's say a truck.  Sounds pretty even to me!  :-\\

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/02/10 at 7:53 pm


So.... knocked up for 9 months versus knocked down by...let's say a truck.  Sounds pretty even to me!  :-\\

But the original feeling is ..different.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/02/10 at 8:13 pm


But the original feeling is ..different.


There aren't too many alive to actually prove it.  ;D  I'll try it later today...and report back?  :-\\  Maybe...I'll just report now. This could start a new trend!  8)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/03/10 at 12:48 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-banana-corn-fail.jpg

So this is what organic bananas look like. Shocked that the non organic ones look so different. The chemicals really produce that much of a change..


http://sweasel.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/banana.jpg

Oldie but goodie.  I never get tired of the classics...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/03/10 at 1:56 am


http://painstaking.net/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/e8499_engrish-funny-it-knocks.jpg
It opens!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/03/10 at 3:48 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/21baa318-8bcd-4448-8d26-c489b404f7d9.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/03/10 at 6:59 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/21baa318-8bcd-4448-8d26-c489b404f7d9.jpg


He sure is!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/03/10 at 10:11 am

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2801969205_888c02cba8.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/03/10 at 1:26 pm


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2801969205_888c02cba8.jpg



and what does this refuge area look like?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/03/10 at 1:33 pm



and what does this refuge area look like?

You must go there to find out.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/03/10 at 5:39 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/21baa318-8bcd-4448-8d26-c489b404f7d9.jpg


He means ... he is asshole..dier. Very admirable...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/03/10 at 6:08 pm


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2801969205_888c02cba8.jpg

FAIL!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/03/10 at 6:19 pm


http://www.jonco48.com/blog/asshole_20sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/04/10 at 1:03 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_azimCSzqNnc/SsLI2kuOp5I/AAAAAAAADEU/pimvKZW1790/s320/fail-owned-management-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/04/10 at 4:51 am


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_azimCSzqNnc/SsLI2kuOp5I/AAAAAAAADEU/pimvKZW1790/s320/fail-owned-management-sign-fail.jpg




I suspect a bit of "Tom Thumbery" is going on here.  ::)  ;)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/04/10 at 6:53 am


http://www.jonco48.com/blog/asshole_20sign.jpg



and what if that person forgot to read that sign? :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/04/10 at 6:54 am


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_azimCSzqNnc/SsLI2kuOp5I/AAAAAAAADEU/pimvKZW1790/s320/fail-owned-management-sign-fail.jpg


oops,too late.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/04/10 at 10:04 am

http://emailfwds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/oil.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/04/10 at 5:27 pm


http://emailfwds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/oil.jpg



I think this guy was tossed under the bus and is living there permanently.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/04/10 at 5:28 pm



http://www.postthisinc.com/images/remote.gif

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/04/10 at 8:01 pm


http://emailfwds.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/oil.jpg


I thought buses run on natural gas? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/04/10 at 8:02 pm



http://www.postthisinc.com/images/remote.gif





for us guys that are too lazy to change the channel. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: 2kidsami on 11/04/10 at 8:05 pm

http://www.michaelyon-online.com/images/stories/signs/oops_001acc-730.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/04/10 at 8:06 pm


http://www.michaelyon-online.com/images/stories/signs/oops_001acc-730.jpg


Well,the weapon will not be in the toilet bowl. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/04/10 at 10:50 pm

In the tank, or cupbaord.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/04/10 at 11:00 pm


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/2801969205_888c02cba8.jpg



and what does this refuge area look like?


Next time you're on a subway platform, look closely.  There's always a spot away from the track, usually directly under the edge of the platform.  It's designed to be large enough to hold a human.  Almost every subway on the planet is designed this way.

That's because most people who fall off the platform don't want to get hit by the train.  (And they don't know how much worse it is to get hit by the train while their top half is flopping around on the platform and their legs are flailing away below the platform.)

In the event of an accident, it's safer to intervene than it looks on TV.  The rule is simple, and the sign - even in engrish - outlines why:

If you fall off the edge (or see someone else fall off the edge), try to climb out (or try to pull them out).  If you can't climb out (or help the other person) out before the train shows up, roll yourself (or drag them with you) into the safe space.  If you help them out of the tracks, but are unable to get out in time yourself, dive for the safe space.  Lay parallel to the train's direction of motion, head down, arms covering your head, in the yellow space, and let the train go by.  Do not move.  It'll be loud, but it will. not. hurt. you.

Now, if someone jumps off because they want to get hit by the train, it's your ethics, your call.  (In the event of a suicide attempt, I'd say "Dude, let me pull you out.  Or just roll yourself beneath the platform.  But I'm not gonna let either of us end up halfway onto the platform when the train hits.  And I'm not going to let your suicide turn into a murder-suicide.  So here, take my hand or just roll into the safe space.  We'll both pretend that you fell off by accident, and you can go kill yourself in some other way that won't inconvience thousands of commuters.")

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/05/10 at 12:01 am

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/engrish-funny-bad-bathroom.jpg?w=500&h=375

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/05/10 at 7:03 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/engrish-funny-bad-bathroom.jpg?w=500&h=375


What's with the handicapped person? Is the bathroom out of order? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/05/10 at 10:28 am


http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/amuzing-toilet-signs-for-lady-only-man-piss-out-si1.JPG

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/05/10 at 3:15 pm


http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/amuzing-toilet-signs-for-lady-only-man-piss-out-si1.JPG




man piss outside? so why is there a No giving head slash on the sign?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/05/10 at 3:37 pm


man piss outside? so why is there a No giving head slash on the sign?  ???


Because they don't want want you to choke.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/05/10 at 3:40 pm


Because they don't want want you to choke.


So what does a girl or guy whatever you want to call it,is giving head have to do with it?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/05/10 at 4:01 pm


So what does a girl or guy whatever you want to call it,is giving head have to do with it?


If you can't figure that one on your own then you don't need to know.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/06/10 at 12:30 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129139509292620382.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/06/10 at 2:16 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129139509292620382.jpg
Will April mind?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/06/10 at 2:32 am


Will April mind?


It just May!!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/06/10 at 2:38 am


It just May!!!
...or June?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/06/10 at 5:45 am


Because they don't want want you to choke.




LOL!  Perhaps they should offer refresher courses on the Heimlich maneuver!


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/06/10 at 7:10 am


If you can't figure that one on your own then you don't need to know.


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/06/10 at 7:10 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129139509292620382.jpg


I like that event,where do I sign up?  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/06/10 at 12:01 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/129139509292620382.jpg



Will Christine O'Donnell be the keynote speaker?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/06/10 at 5:05 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MMHmh_Ohkew/SFwyGxoalgI/AAAAAAAAADk/kH2NwWCCKzk/s320/Engrish2.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/06/10 at 5:56 pm


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MMHmh_Ohkew/SFwyGxoalgI/AAAAAAAAADk/kH2NwWCCKzk/s320/Engrish2.jpg
What happens if you do not have an elevator in your left hand?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/06/10 at 6:47 pm


What happens if you do not have an elevator in your left hand?

Then you are in the wrong room.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/06/10 at 8:22 pm


Then you are in the wrong room.


which way to the other room?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/06/10 at 9:51 pm


Will April mind?


Nope, April kinda digs that.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/07/10 at 12:20 am

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/06/article-0-04D32898000005DC-300_468x319.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/07/10 at 7:16 am


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/06/article-0-04D32898000005DC-300_468x319.jpg



and he/she had to listen to the boss?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/07/10 at 9:54 am



and he/she had to listen to the boss?

Try it sometimes  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/07/10 at 11:50 am


Try it sometimes  :D



Ouch.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/07/10 at 2:04 pm


Try it sometimes  :D


There may be consequences.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/08/10 at 12:54 am

http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Emergency.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/08/10 at 3:14 am


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/06/article-0-04D32898000005DC-300_468x319.jpg



Why would anyone want a "stupid" sign? - I'm glad there are a lot of those who do, however or this thread would never work too well.  ::)  ;D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/08/10 at 3:34 am



http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd250/NYelta/18.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/08/10 at 7:19 am


http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Emergency.jpg


But Wait,There's no axe to break the wall with?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/08/10 at 7:20 am



http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd250/NYelta/18.jpg




Man,that's going to be a pain in the ass to unstaple. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 11/08/10 at 10:55 am


Man,that's going to be a pain in the ass to unstaple. ::)


And it's going to leak

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/08/10 at 1:51 pm


Man,that's going to be a pain in the ass to unstaple. ::)



;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/08/10 at 1:57 pm


And it's going to leak


the condom or my ding a ling?  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/08/10 at 2:57 pm



oh my  :-\\

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/08/10 at 3:29 pm


the condom or my ding a ling?  :D

TMI

(Too much information)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/08/10 at 5:09 pm


the condom or my ding a ling?  :D


You hang a bell on it? What a good idea!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/08/10 at 8:38 pm


You hang a bell on it? What a good idea!!




I don't think that is what the condoment...  ::)  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/08/10 at 8:43 pm


http://www.themantuary.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/the-mantuary-dumb-ass-beer-sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/08/10 at 9:46 pm




I don't think that is what the condoment...   ::)  ;D




I know...but it would be a good idea if women could hear Howard approaching!  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/09/10 at 2:18 am

http://zeus.chairmanlol.com/content/3815/resized/engrish.jpg?1267083580

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/09/10 at 5:00 am


I know...but it would be a good idea if women could hear Howard approaching!  ;)



LOL - I have a remedy for that - just turn up the sound on my computer.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/09/10 at 6:08 am



oh my  :-\\



;D I knew you were going to say that!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/09/10 at 6:09 am


You hang a bell on it? What a good idea!!


I can't do that.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/09/10 at 6:09 am


http://www.themantuary.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/the-mantuary-dumb-ass-beer-sign.jpg




148 years?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/09/10 at 9:25 am


148 years?



Now that's what I call stamina.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/09/10 at 9:46 am


http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/08_2008/nytimes.jpg


Especially the "Times" since the toilet water makes the print run and extremely hard to read.  ;)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/09/10 at 9:56 am


http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/08_2008/nytimes.jpg


Especially the "Times" since the toilet water makes the print run and extremely hard to read.   ;)




I guess the New York post is OK to flush...many of the artcles were probably written in toilets anyways  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/09/10 at 11:22 am


I guess the New York post is OK to flush...many of the artcles were probably written in toilets anyways  :D



;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/09/10 at 2:01 pm


http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/06/28/62810_draft_lens4645462module33676852photo_1242376698funny_chinese_signs_1_orig.jpg

Think I'm gonna pass on this one...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/09/10 at 2:03 pm


http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/06/28/62810_draft_lens4645462module33676852photo_1242376698funny_chinese_signs_1_orig.jpg

Think I'm gonna pass on this one...





Is that a sign for Christine O'Donnell?



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/09/10 at 7:18 pm


http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/08_2008/nytimes.jpg


Especially the "Times" since the toilet water makes the print run and extremely hard to read.   ;)






What about Playboy magazines?  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/09/10 at 7:19 pm


http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/06/28/62810_draft_lens4645462module33676852photo_1242376698funny_chinese_signs_1_orig.jpg

Think I'm gonna pass on this one...





Uh No Thank You.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/09/10 at 7:29 pm



Is that a sign for Christine O'Donnell?



Cat



LOL - I love the wit, Cat!  ;D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/09/10 at 10:36 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-life-choice-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/10/10 at 12:05 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-life-choice-fail.jpg


I assume the Marriage sign is the entrance...and the Mental Retardation sign signifies the exit?  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/10/10 at 7:09 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fail-owned-life-choice-fail.jpg


which one should you choose? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 9:18 am


which one should you choose? ???

Chose your poison

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/10/10 at 11:26 am



LOL - I love the wit, Cat!  ;D






Thanks. I try.


Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/10/10 at 1:47 pm


http://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/40/93/3409380.jpg


Yes and prease not to make decompose stuff on when after you die on it.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/10/10 at 2:07 pm


http://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/40/93/3409380.jpg


Yes and prease not to make decompose stuff on when after you die on it.





what happens after Formaldehyde?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/10/10 at 2:41 pm


what happens after Formaldehyde?



What else?  Formaldehyde and seek.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 5:10 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-count-btl-fail.jpg?w=500&h=361

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/10/10 at 6:48 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-count-btl-fail.jpg?w=500&h=361



This has got to be the handy work of a government bean counter.  Or is it just math for the numerically challenged?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 9:56 pm



This has got to be the handy work of a government bean counter.  Or is it just math for the numerically challenged?




Bad math. Or...math on meth.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/10/10 at 10:10 pm

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/doin-it-wrong-8.jpg?w=500&h=667

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/11/10 at 6:25 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/fail-owned-count-btl-fail.jpg?w=500&h=361


Wow,must be a lot of water. :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/11/10 at 6:26 am


http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/doin-it-wrong-8.jpg?w=500&h=667




So which is it?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/11/10 at 9:31 am


So which is it?  ???



I don't know, find that Bill Spelman guy.  He put his name under the stupid signage.  This must be him - he's an Austin, Texas City Council member.


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cwKHFSuGx8YZVM:http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/5f47/BillSpelman.JanaB.jpg


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/11/10 at 10:55 am


So which is it?  ???

An Existentialist would stand there for hours...

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/12/10 at 1:11 am

http://evidiot.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/montauk1.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/12/10 at 7:13 am


http://evidiot.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/montauk1.jpg


This job's pretty easy,I'll take it. :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/12/10 at 8:26 am


This job's pretty easy,I'll take it. :D



Yeah, but I have never heard of the song "Opening Clams".  I hope they find a pianist that knows that song.  ::)  ;)




Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/12/10 at 2:42 pm



Yeah, but I have never heard of the song "Opening Clams".  I hope they find a pianist that knows that song.  ::)   ;)



me neither.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/12/10 at 5:19 pm



http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/04/if-you-see-someone-drowning-lol.jpg


Do you LOL first then call 911 or call 911 and LOL at the 911 operator?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/12/10 at 5:26 pm



http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/04/if-you-see-someone-drowning-lol.jpg


Do you LOL first then call 911 or call 911 and LOL at the 911 operator?





Read the sign...clearly the lol comes first!!!  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/12/10 at 5:39 pm


Read the sign...clearly the lol comes first!!!  ;D



http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-iVdkp8L9eXMWM:http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/nelson-muntz.jpg

http://www.garrettmurphywriter.org/my_gallery/Call911_MrPunch3.jpg


You mean like this?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/12/10 at 6:20 pm



http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:-iVdkp8L9eXMWM:http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/nelson-muntz.jpg

http://www.garrettmurphywriter.org/my_gallery/Call911_MrPunch3.jpg


You mean like this?




Yes....two pictures say two thousand words!  :-\\

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/12/10 at 6:41 pm


Yes....two pictures say two thousand words!  :-\\




Then they should use my example, since I can cram 2,000 words into two pics that anyone can process in nano seconds.  Seconds save lives when time is of the essence.    ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/12/10 at 11:41 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-sock-promotion-sign-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 11/13/10 at 12:54 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-sock-promotion-sign-fail.jpg



Sock it to 'em is what it is.  >:(  Only a fool would go for that deal.  :-\\


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/13/10 at 7:22 am



http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/04/if-you-see-someone-drowning-lol.jpg


Do you LOL first then call 911 or call 911 and LOL at the 911 operator?





you laugh at the operator for making a mistake.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/13/10 at 7:23 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/fail-owned-sock-promotion-sign-fail.jpg


What about underwear? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/13/10 at 10:15 am


What about underwear? ???

What about underwear?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/13/10 at 10:17 am


What about underwear?
Under where?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/13/10 at 10:20 am


Under where?

under the socks?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/13/10 at 10:21 am


under the socks?
The soles of the socks

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/13/10 at 10:23 am


The soles of the socks

It's the Irish way!  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/13/10 at 10:25 am


It's the Irish way!  :D
Irish socks?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/13/10 at 11:06 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1fd48270-6c04-48d8-8340-92a7f2d0ebb6.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/13/10 at 12:28 pm


you laugh at the operator for making a mistake.



we don't make mistakes howard... well not often... the ones who do are poorly trained and should have been  fired long before whatever call it is that got them played on the news....

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/13/10 at 12:29 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1fd48270-6c04-48d8-8340-92a7f2d0ebb6.jpg



Why would they cross out t he number we all know it's 1--HOW-ARD-STAR  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/13/10 at 12:32 pm



Why would they cross out t he number we all know it's 1--HOW-ARD-STAR   ;)



I was thinking the same thing.


Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/13/10 at 7:23 pm


What about underwear?


Are they included in the promo? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/13/10 at 7:24 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/1fd48270-6c04-48d8-8340-92a7f2d0ebb6.jpg


How much is it?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/13/10 at 7:25 pm



Why would they cross out t he number we all know it's 1--HOW-ARD-STAR   ;)


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/13/10 at 10:56 pm


How much is it?


Karma  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/18/10 at 1:05 am

http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny-fail-pics-pepsi-coke-truck-failure.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/18/10 at 1:13 am


http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny-fail-pics-pepsi-coke-truck-failure.jpg


man...if THEY can live peacefully together...why can't we?  :-\\  .... or they carrying away the dead coke carcass?  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/18/10 at 6:52 am


http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny-fail-pics-pepsi-coke-truck-failure.jpg



a coke machine in a Pepsi truck.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/18/10 at 11:54 am


http://www.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny-fail-pics-pepsi-coke-truck-failure.jpg



So, is he taking it away or delivering it? I think my reaction to the photo depends on the answer. If he is taking it away, then you can assume that he replaced it with a Pepsi machine-which would make a lot of sense (or is that cents?  :D ) But if he is delivering it... :o :o :o :o  :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/18/10 at 4:31 pm

http://www.moonbattery.com/fail-owned-non-gender-fail.jpg

What?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/18/10 at 4:58 pm


http://www.moonbattery.com/fail-owned-non-gender-fail.jpg

What?


That means you can't bring Ken in.



http://www.chalacos.com/wp-content/uploads/Hair%20Ken%20Doll_2.jpg



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/18/10 at 5:12 pm


That means you can't bring Ken in.



http://www.chalacos.com/wp-content/uploads/Hair%20Ken%20Doll_2.jpg



Cat

But if Barbie loves Ken and Ken loves Barbie..then...umm..

New from MATTEL 
Barbie goes to therapy...
Meet the new Barbie, sexy psychiatric therapist barbie...who will help Barbie though her traumatic and difficult times
http://bollyhoodbarbie.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/1401945985_ce571f69e9.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/18/10 at 5:33 pm


That means you can't bring Ken in.



http://www.chalacos.com/wp-content/uploads/Hair%20Ken%20Doll_2.jpg



Cat


So that's where the saying " no Ken do" comes from. I can see that he certainly can't do... ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/18/10 at 7:58 pm


http://www.moonbattery.com/fail-owned-non-gender-fail.jpg

What?


non gender?  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/18/10 at 10:35 pm

Barbie: "Ken, is that the faucet rubbing against my back?"
Ken: "Well, what else could it be?"

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2243/2534781364_c988f2e87c.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/18/10 at 10:45 pm


Barbie: "Ken, is that the faucet rubbing against my back?"
Ken: "Well, what else could it be?"

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2243/2534781364_c988f2e87c.jpg




I wouldn't mind rubbing against Farrah Fawcett's back. But then again...I'm lazy and probably wouldn't dig her up.  Okay...I apologize in advance!  :-[

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/18/10 at 11:50 pm


I wouldn't mind rubbing against Farrah Fawcett's back. But then again...I'm lazy and probably wouldn't dig her up.   Okay...I apologize in advance!  :-[

;D
Still haven't kicked that necrophilia habit, eh?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/19/10 at 4:56 am


;D
Still haven't kicked that necrophilia habit, eh?


Look....is it really that wrong?  :-\\

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/19/10 at 5:45 am


Barbie: "Ken, is that the faucet rubbing against my back?"
Ken: "Well, what else could it be?"

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2243/2534781364_c988f2e87c.jpg




it could be his plastic penis.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: seamermar on 11/19/10 at 5:55 am

NO Howard, no dick on Ken, non-gendler boy don't you remember ?

I guess it was probably either a hose or a  gun, depending on what kind of chap he was,
firefighter or policeman.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/19/10 at 5:57 am


NO Howard, no dick on Ken, non-gendler boy don't you remember ?

I guess it was probably either a hose or a  gun, depending on what kind of chap he was,
firefighter or policeman.


well he had something on him.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: seamermar on 11/19/10 at 6:04 am


I wouldn't mind rubbing against Farrah Fawcett's back. But then again...I'm lazy and probably wouldn't dig her up.   Okay...I apologize in advance!  :-[


Maybe you have to try on mortuary where there are lots of cool trunks plenty of mummy dolls.

But Gibbo, take good care you can get freezed  or depressed  ;)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: seamermar on 11/19/10 at 6:07 am


well he had something on him.  ::)


Did you see their eyes Howard ?

By the way they  rolled their eyes I bet she stuck a finger in Ken  :\'(

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/19/10 at 10:04 am

http://www.e-nanigans.com/pics/fail/fail-owned-cut-children-salon-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/19/10 at 5:55 pm


http://www.e-nanigans.com/pics/fail/fail-owned-cut-children-salon-fail.jpg



Ow that's gonna hurt more than the hair. :o

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/20/10 at 1:25 am

http://www.thedawgpound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/math_fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/20/10 at 2:18 am


http://www.thedawgpound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/math_fail.jpg
....No Hot Linking on this image!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/20/10 at 2:21 am


http://www.thedawgpound.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/math_fail.jpg
Just for you!

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/Phil_O-Sopher/math_fail-1.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/20/10 at 6:05 am


Just for you!

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm66/Phil_O-Sopher/math_fail-1.jpg


someone forgot to take Math Class. ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/20/10 at 6:26 pm


By the way they  rolled their eyes I bet she stuck a finger in Ken  :\'(


http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/15128-8/tsa2691.jpg

Wait, she?  You mean I can get a female freedom fondler?  Well, in that case, what's all the fuss about?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/21/10 at 12:37 am

http://www.failfunnies.com/baby-isntructions/images/babyinstructions18.jpg

Very unsafe. That baby could squish those innocent fish. Major fail.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/21/10 at 7:26 am


http://www.failfunnies.com/baby-isntructions/images/babyinstructions18.jpg

Very unsafe. That baby could squish those innocent fish. Major fail.


stupid parent.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/21/10 at 7:28 am


http://www.failfunnies.com/baby-isntructions/images/babyinstructions18.jpg

Very unsafe. That baby could squish those innocent fish. Major fail.
Is it cruel to put the dog in the fish tank?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/21/10 at 7:32 am


Is it cruel to put the dog in the fish tank?


the dog would think the fish is food.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/21/10 at 12:12 pm


http://www.failfunnies.com/baby-isntructions/images/babyinstructions18.jpg

Very unsafe. That baby could squish those innocent fish. Major fail.


bath baby....feed fish.... it's called multi-tasking... what's the problem?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/21/10 at 1:46 pm


bath baby....feed fish.... it's called multi-tasking... what's the problem?


you're putting the baby into the fish tank.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/21/10 at 4:42 pm


bath baby....feed fish.... it's called multi-tasking... what's the problem?


I agree...this is wrong...if the fish aren't pirahna!!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/22/10 at 12:45 am


I agree...this is wrong...if the fish aren't pirahna!!!

I say let's put the dog, the baby and the fish in that fish tank. Survival of the fittest!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/22/10 at 12:53 am


you're putting the baby into the fish tank.  ::)


I know... I have no problem with that... baby's gotta learn how to swim sometime may as well start now.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/22/10 at 12:53 am


I agree...this is wrong...if the fish aren't pirahna!!!


;D    good point. the fish are the fail.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/22/10 at 12:54 am


I say let's put the dog, the baby and the fish in that fish tank. Survival of the fittest!


DOG FTW!!!!  8)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/22/10 at 1:07 am


DOG FTW!!!!  8)

I say the dog eats a couple of the fish, maybe all, then comes up for air. The baby just sits there, turns blue, leans over into the mass of seaweed.
Dog wins!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/22/10 at 1:12 am


I say the dog eats a couple of the fish, maybe all, then comes up for air. The baby just sits there, turns blue, leans over into the mass of seaweed.
Dog wins!


That's what I mean... Dog for the win..... DOG FTW!!!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/22/10 at 1:17 am


That's what I mean... Dog for the win..... DOG FTW!!!!

I know, I just added a little detail to it.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/22/10 at 1:17 am


I know, I just added a little detail to it.


I have to admit... I like the way you think!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/22/10 at 1:21 am


I have to admit... I like the way you think!

I was gonna write
I say the dog eats a couple of the fish, maybe all, then comes up for air. The baby just sits there, turns blue, leans over into the mass of seaweed, eventually becomes background decoration for new fish added in the future...and a potential source of fish food as well...but I stopped before that, didn't want to gross anyone out. :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/22/10 at 1:53 am


I was gonna write
I say the dog eats a couple of the fish, maybe all, then comes up for air. The baby just sits there, turns blue, leans over into the mass of seaweed, eventually becomes background decoration for new fish added in the future...and a potential source of fish food as well...but I stopped before that, didn't want to gross anyone out. :D


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/22/10 at 7:03 am


I know... I have no problem with that... baby's gotta learn how to swim sometime may as well start now.


Do they sell baby snorkels?  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/22/10 at 4:55 pm


I was gonna write
I say the dog eats a couple of the fish, maybe all, then comes up for air. The baby just sits there, turns blue, leans over into the mass of seaweed, eventually becomes background decoration for new fish added in the future...and a potential source of fish food as well...but I stopped before that, didn't want to gross anyone out. :D


Oh come now...you have no stop button!  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/23/10 at 12:24 am


Oh come now...you have no stop button!  ;D

Not available on Canadian keyboards.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/23/10 at 7:12 am

http://www.parentingtheatriskchild.com/Photos/stopbutton.gif

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/23/10 at 10:10 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/54b4d93e-89e9-4f11-8837-cb276d235f86.jpg

So, don't throw youir babies. It might make the animals sick.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/23/10 at 10:21 am


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/54b4d93e-89e9-4f11-8837-cb276d235f86.jpg

So, don't throw youir babies. It might make the animals sick.


baby meat is safe... it hasn't had time to get tainted yet.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/23/10 at 10:43 am


baby meat is safe... it hasn't had time to get tainted yet.

But it's a definite happy meal for the animals.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/23/10 at 5:03 pm

http://bestofepicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/america_made_in_china_fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 11/23/10 at 5:39 pm


;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/23/10 at 5:51 pm


http://bestofepicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/america_made_in_china_fail.jpg



Yeah-TOTALLY A MAJOR FAIL!!!!!



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 11/23/10 at 7:20 pm

At least American freedom comes cheap!!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/23/10 at 9:18 pm


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/54b4d93e-89e9-4f11-8837-cb276d235f86.jpg

So, don't throw youir babies. It might make the animals sick.


Oh Please what's gonna happen to me? A little chiuaua's gonna eat me alive?  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/23/10 at 9:18 pm


http://bestofepicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/america_made_in_china_fail.jpg


American Freedom could be good.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/24/10 at 2:32 am


American Freedom could be good.

Made in China? ( look at the box)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/24/10 at 6:41 am


Made in China? ( look at the box)


I must've passed by it.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 11/24/10 at 10:07 am


I must've passed by it.

Yeah, I guess you missed that part.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 11/24/10 at 10:31 am


http://bestofepicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/america_made_in_china_fail.jpg


Sort of reminds me of what Gandhi said when  asked what he thought of western civilization - "It would be a good idea"

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/24/10 at 2:10 pm


http://bestofepicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/america_made_in_china_fail.jpg
The box was made in China!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 11/24/10 at 9:42 pm


The box was made in China!


China has freedom? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/04/10 at 1:04 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129202981393853505.jpg


Ya think?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/10 at 1:06 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129202981393853505.jpg


Ya think?



Is smoking bad for you when pushing the toilet button on the back side?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/04/10 at 1:21 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/engrish-funny-but-i-talks-loud.jpg


Does this also mean like a picture contains a thousand talks?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/04/10 at 2:44 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129202981393853505.jpg


Ya think?





So If I press my ass,It'll flush?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/04/10 at 2:45 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/engrish-funny-but-i-talks-loud.jpg


Does this also mean like a picture contains a thousand talks?


I think it's the other way around.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/04/10 at 2:46 pm



Talks speaks louder than action?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/04/10 at 2:46 pm


Talks speaks louder than action?


Sorry about that.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/06/10 at 12:24 am


http://www.lapoco.com/bjkc/albums/userpics/10002/normal_07_Jan_09_Boothill_Lester_Moore.JPG


Lester Moore   1880’s   Boothill, Tombstone AZ (gunfight over a package, both men died. Wells Fargo agent in Naco) Famous epitaph read: "Here lies Lester Moore, four slugs from a 44, no Les no more.

And yes, I have been there and even bought their T-shirt about poor Lester.

Here's a link listing the permanent residents at Boot Hill, Tombstone. Az

www.clantongang.com/oldwest/boothill.html



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/06/10 at 10:06 am


http://www.lapoco.com/bjkc/albums/userpics/10002/normal_07_Jan_09_Boothill_Lester_Moore.JPG


Lester Moore   1880’s   Boothill, Tombstone AZ (gunfight over a package, both men died. Wells Fargo agent in Naco) Famous epitaph read: "Here lies Lester Moore, four slugs from a 44, no Les no more.

And yes, I have been there and even bought their T-shirt about poor Lester.

Here's a link listing the permanent residents at Boot Hill, Tombstone. Az

www.clantongang.com/oldwest/boothill.html







In Forest Park in Longmedow, Mass, there was (don't know if it is still there because I haven't been to Forest Park in DECADES) a rock that had "Here Lies Ed dead" on it. Who knows who Ed was-a person? A dog? cat? bird? etc. etc.




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/16/10 at 7:48 am



Just for our favorite messageboarder, Cat.


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/engrish-funny-i-love-fortune-cat.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/16/10 at 10:41 am



Just for our favorite messageboarder, Cat.


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/engrish-funny-i-love-fortune-cat.jpg





I certainly hope your hocks are happity & happy.




Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/16/10 at 12:26 pm



Just for our favorite messageboarder, Cat.


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/engrish-funny-i-love-fortune-cat.jpg




I have a happy hock. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 12/16/10 at 3:40 pm

An unhappity hock...is a friendless hock!  :\'(

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/16/10 at 9:08 pm



I certainly hope your hocks are happity & happy.




Cat




Cat, I hope you liked what I posted.  I gave you karma for your witty reply.  This just seemed to fit your contagious personality and I mean that with all of my besy intentions.  ;)



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/17/10 at 7:16 am

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3356/3507343432_7303199700.jpg

Yeah,us guys need our privacy.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/17/10 at 8:02 am


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3356/3507343432_7303199700.jpg

Yeah,us guys need our privacy.




And don't toss your ciratette butts into the urinal since it makes them soggy and hard to light.  Meantime be sure to flush, the city downstream from us needs the water. ;D



Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/17/10 at 10:38 am




Cat, I hope you liked what I posted.  I gave you karma for your witty reply.  This just seemed to fit your contagious personality and I mean that with all of my besy intentions.   ;)







I did like you what you posted and I do appreciate it. And karma right back at ya.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/17/10 at 6:22 pm



I did like you what you posted and I do appreciate it. And karma right back at ya.



Cat




Thanks Cat.  ;)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/17/10 at 7:19 pm




And don't toss your ciratette butts into the urinal since it makes them soggy and hard to light.  Meantime be sure to flush, the city downstream from us needs the water. ;D






and make sure I don't see any brown stuff left in the bowl.  8-P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/17/10 at 7:21 pm

http://www.epicportions.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/stupid.jpg

All you need is a "C". ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/17/10 at 7:25 pm


and make sure I don't see any brown stuff left in the bowl.  8-P




Oh, Howard I was not aware that you lived in the downstream town.  Just don't try to light the cig. butts.  As far as the fecal matter, please take that up with your local Water Works. 


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/17/10 at 7:26 pm




Oh, Howard I was not aware that you lived in the downstream town.  Just don't try to light the cig. butts.  As far as the fecal matter, please take that up with your local Water Works. 



I don't smoke.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Frank on 12/18/10 at 12:56 am

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_xM6S1O620QE/SsMAq7dXtzI/AAAAAAAATDk/W6ybY8k-BLw/s800/Bad%20English%20Signs%20Chinglish03.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/18/10 at 7:01 am


http://lh6.ggpht.com/_xM6S1O620QE/SsMAq7dXtzI/AAAAAAAATDk/W6ybY8k-BLw/s800/Bad%20English%20Signs%20Chinglish03.jpg


Which is it? a facial or removing your body hair?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/18/10 at 11:42 am


Which is it? a facial or removing your body hair?



It doesn't say anything about hair.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/18/10 at 11:47 am



It doesn't say anything about hair.



Cat
...a body remover ?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/18/10 at 11:51 am


...a body remover ?



I'm sure the mob is one of their clients.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/18/10 at 7:35 pm


...a body remover ?



or a facial.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/18/10 at 9:08 pm


http://lh6.ggpht.com/_xM6S1O620QE/SsMAq7dXtzI/AAAAAAAATDk/W6ybY8k-BLw/s800/Bad%20English%20Signs%20Chinglish03.jpg




It's invasion of the body snatchers.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/19/10 at 7:20 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SKCVSz3_YfI/AAAAAAAACM4/Y4aq7MrwR68/s400/stupid_signs_13.jpg

YEAH!  >:(^

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/19/10 at 7:25 am


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WAi2txkagVM/SKCVSz3_YfI/AAAAAAAACM4/Y4aq7MrwR68/s400/stupid_signs_13.jpg

YEAH!  >:(^
That sums it all up!

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/19/10 at 7:27 am


That sums it all up!


Best sign I've read.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/25/10 at 8:57 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/engrish-funny-whatll-be-then.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 12/26/10 at 12:16 am


;D


That makes me think of the woman who called 911 to tell me about dog poop on a path. She was worried someone would slip in it or that kids would eat it  ;D

I have the recording on my iPod.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 12/26/10 at 3:14 am

A sign of the times....

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/sign1.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/26/10 at 7:12 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/engrish-funny-whatll-be-then.jpg




What the hell is an animal chaser?  ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/26/10 at 7:12 am


A sign of the times....

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/sign1.jpg


Dick must be big.  :o ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/26/10 at 1:04 pm


What the hell is an animal chaser?  ???



Any womanizing over-sexed male.  An example would be Bill Clinton.  ::)


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/26/10 at 1:09 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FqQEHPUq6Zc/TPjnRjLiAnI/AAAAAAAAOXY/QNj3b3NE-0Q/s1600/sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/26/10 at 1:11 pm


A sign of the times....

http://i351.photobucket.com/albums/q474/gibbo4/sign1.jpg



The sign should be changed where it says "6809 Belair Road - 668-6060" to "For a Good time - call Lisa at 668-6060"  ::)  :D


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/26/10 at 1:14 pm



The sign should be changed where it says "6809 Belair Road - 668-6060" to "For a Good time - call Lisa at 668-6060"   ::)  :D





That sign has to be fake? ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/26/10 at 6:12 pm


Example of a very confused economy.  :-\\


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-sNdmXFO-fI/SW7hvFfj3AI/AAAAAAAABgE/ihFzXngPkkc/S692/store+closing2.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/27/10 at 7:42 am



Example of a very confused economy.  :-\\


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_-sNdmXFO-fI/SW7hvFfj3AI/AAAAAAAABgE/ihFzXngPkkc/S692/store+closing2.jpg



what about the cartguys?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/27/10 at 9:36 am


what about the cartguys?




I did take note but did not comment on the wayward carts in the lot just lying in wait to do a few thousand dollars worth of damage to someone's ride.  Yeah. where are those cart guys?  Are they being hired when this was taken or fired?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/27/10 at 2:13 pm




I did take note but did not comment on the wayward carts in the lot just lying in wait to do a few thousand dollars worth of damage to someone's ride.  Yeah. where are those cart guys?  Are they being hired when this was taken or fired?






must been on break.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 12/27/10 at 2:26 pm

The store is hiring because all the employees quit when they found out the store was closing (including the cart guys)
They need employees to work til the store closes so there you go  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/27/10 at 5:32 pm


The store is hiring because all the employees quit when they found out the store was closing (including the cart guys)
They need employees to work til the store closes so there you go  ;D


;D ;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/28/10 at 6:26 am



Seinfest


http://ifimbored.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/646461690_654ca7579b.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/28/10 at 7:25 am


The store is hiring because all the employees quit when they found out the store was closing (including the cart guys)
They need employees to work til the store closes so there you go  ;D


Yeah Right.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/28/10 at 7:26 am



Seinfest


http://ifimbored.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/646461690_654ca7579b.jpg





those signs are hilarious.  ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 12/28/10 at 11:08 pm



What is the difference between reading all these signs and texting while driving?  Wonder how many accidents happened along this stretch of roadway?  I'm glad there is not a "No U Turn" sign there because that is exactly what I'd do if I have ever encountered this while l was driving.  I can maybe figure out what two of them actually mean.


http://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/40/93/3409375.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 12/29/10 at 6:54 am



What is the difference between reading all these signs and texting while driving?  Wonder how many accidents happened along this stretch of roadway?  I'm glad there is not a "No U Turn" sign there because that is exactly what I'd do if I have ever encountered this while l was driving.  I can maybe figure out what two of them actually mean.


http://www.glogster.com/media/2/3/40/93/3409375.jpg




That's pretty confusing.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 01/14/11 at 11:39 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-i-only-trust-them-if-they-can-spell-it.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/14/11 at 7:41 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-i-only-trust-them-if-they-can-spell-it.jpg




take a look at the T-Shirt that person made.  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 01/14/11 at 8:19 pm


take a look at the T-Shirt that person made.  ::)


Don't act like you don't have one in your closet!




Or are you wearing it right now  :D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: gibbo on 01/14/11 at 9:15 pm


Don't act like you don't have one in your closet!




Or are you wearing it right now  :D


Yeah Howard...bring it out of the closet!!  ::)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/15/11 at 7:21 am


Don't act like you don't have one in your closet!




Or are you wearing it right now  :D


If I wore that to Pathmark,I'd get slapped in the face (and I'll blame you!)  :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: snozberries on 01/15/11 at 8:48 am


If I wore that to Pathmark,I'd get slapped in the face (and I'll blame you!)  :P


Why blame me? Just because you own it doesn't mean you  should wear it to work.  :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/15/11 at 1:06 pm


Why blame me? Just because you own it doesn't mean you  should wear it to work.  :P


Maybe I would.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/15/11 at 1:09 pm

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:Pc-Ku_LQn0nb7M:http://i584.photobucket.com/albums/ss288/MoronsWithSigns/5zfq6t.jpg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 01/15/11 at 4:00 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-where-should-i-take-it.jpg

HUH?  ???  No smoking sign, but take ashtray after smoking?  :-\\  Please make up my mind.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/15/11 at 4:36 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-where-should-i-take-it.jpg

HUH?  ???  No smoking sign, but take ashtray after smoking?  :-\\  Please make up my mind.



Take the ashtray to where?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/16/11 at 7:48 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-where-should-i-take-it.jpg

HUH?  ???  No smoking sign, but take ashtray after smoking?   :-\\  Please make up my mind.





I think they meant take ashtray away AFTER smoking.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/16/11 at 7:48 am


Take the ashtray to where?


garbage can?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 01/20/11 at 4:47 am



http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-farming-is-forbidden.jpg

Yeah, this could get you into a real pickle!


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 01/20/11 at 4:50 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-untitled1.jpg

No thanks, we only drink lite beer, we begin our drinking as soon as it gets light.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/20/11 at 7:05 am



http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-farming-is-forbidden.jpg

Yeah, this could get you into a real pickle!





Is it a law that you can't change a cucumber into a pickle? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/20/11 at 7:08 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-untitled1.jpg

No thanks, we only drink lite beer, we begin our drinking as soon as it gets light.





You wouldn't want it heavy. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 01/20/11 at 6:52 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-to-all-yin-there-is-yang.jpg

Those bikes can't be all that hard to get off.


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: DoRitos on 01/20/11 at 7:06 pm


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-zombie-home-improvement.jpg

If you had a brain transplant could you still identify your tools, in fact would you even know that you had one?


Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/21/11 at 7:22 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-to-all-yin-there-is-yang.jpg

Those bikes can't be all that hard to get off.





certainly better than a hard-on. ;D

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/21/11 at 7:23 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-zombie-home-improvement.jpg

If you had a brain transplant could you still identify your tools, in fact would you even know that you had one?





brains or tools? ???

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/21/11 at 9:24 am


http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/engrish-funny-zombie-home-improvement.jpg

If you had a brain transplant could you still identify your tools, in fact would you even know that you had one?






I know several people who need brain transplants-and many of them work in Washington.



Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 01/21/11 at 7:19 pm



I know several people who need brain transplants-and many of them work in Washington.



Cat


To have a transplant you need an original to replace.  Many members of congress need a brain implant.  Michelle Bachman should be first in line.

Which reminds me of an anti-male joke

Talking to Adam and Eve, god said that he had one each of extra pieces.  The first made it possible to pee standing up.  Adam was real hot for this one and Eve let him have it.  Adam wondered off peeing his name in the sand and knocking bark off trees.  God then gave the other body part to Eve.  she asked what it was called.  "Brains" was god's answer.  Which explains why, many times, men think with their "little head" (especially in summer)

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/22/11 at 1:25 am

God then gave the other body part to Eve.  she asked what it was called.  "Brains" was god's answer.


And Adam said "Wow, look at the brains on Eve!  Nice set o' brains!", and the LORD did look at the brains on Eve, and He smiled, for they were not merely good, but were downright bodacious.

Obligatory Signage:

http://www.boingboing.net/images/brains25c.jpg

 - Brain sammiches, $0.25, in St. Louis, MO, ca. 1970s.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: karen on 01/22/11 at 6:47 am

In South Wales you can drink Brains

http://www.specialistmodels.co.uk/pics/brainsbrewerymobilebar-2.jpeg

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/22/11 at 6:51 am


And Adam said "Wow, look at the brains on Eve!  Nice set o' brains!", and the LORD did look at the brains on Eve, and He smiled, for they were not merely good, but were downright bodacious.

Obligatory Signage:

http://www.boingboing.net/images/brains25c.jpg

 - Brain sammiches, $0.25, in St. Louis, MO, ca. 1970s.


Only a quarter,cheapos. :P

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/22/11 at 6:52 am


In South Wales you can drink Brains

http://www.specialistmodels.co.uk/pics/brainsbrewerymobilebar-2.jpeg


What about The Brawn?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/22/11 at 8:41 am


In South Wales you can drink Brains

http://www.specialistmodels.co.uk/pics/brainsbrewerymobilebar-2.jpeg
How does it taste?

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Don Carlos on 01/22/11 at 4:47 pm


How does it taste?


I'd like to try the dark

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/22/11 at 5:09 pm


I'd like to try the dark


I am surprised they don't have it in gray matter.


Cat

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/22/11 at 7:25 pm


How does it taste?


I've never tried it before.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/23/11 at 1:11 am


What about The Brawn?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6p5NLXxvY

I can't speak for you, but Brawndo makes me more awesome at English.

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: Howard on 01/23/11 at 7:17 am

http://www.dumb-signs.com/wp-content/images/sign132.bmp

Subject: Re: Stupid Signs

Written By: karen on 01/23/11 at 8:11 am


How does it taste?


Nice.  I've tried the SA (Dai always claims it stands for Skull Attack!)

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