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Subject: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/16/12 at 2:45 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/17/12 at 6:02 pm

http://failads.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/car-sale-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/17/12 at 6:31 pm

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/funny_newspaper_ad.jpg

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/17/12 at 6:40 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LXX74PaKvi0/TSK6etWOxSI/AAAAAAAAD98/OoCHEA0-vd0/s1600/crig%2Bunknowneverything.jpg

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/17/12 at 6:59 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LXX74PaKvi0/TSK6etWOxSI/AAAAAAAAD98/OoCHEA0-vd0/s1600/crig%2Bunknowneverything.jpg

Cat

If you scramble the add & read every 5th letter (unless followed by a vowel or by an "s"), it states Elvis is alive and living with chipmunks, somewhere in Myanmar.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 06/17/12 at 7:26 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LXX74PaKvi0/TSK6etWOxSI/AAAAAAAAD98/OoCHEA0-vd0/s1600/crig%2Bunknowneverything.jpg

Cat

Mother, should I trust the government?

Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?

:o :o :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/18/12 at 7:17 am

A place to show/post some bizarre ads you've found. Helps if it makes you laugh a little.

http://evil-se7en.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/bizarre-ads05.jpg

And this one.

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/waitress-needed.jpg

18 years old with 20 years experience? ;D Couldn't they have meant 20 years old with 18 years experience? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/18/12 at 7:18 am

http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/pics/funny_newspaper_ad.jpg

Cat

"Jennifer I'll take the tabby".

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/18/12 at 7:20 am

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRuctVUQ9QFiwdGlRG9uH9u_2Ruiek4kNhAg7kMbYhRLx68fjhhTjdaJZKgRw

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/18/12 at 6:10 pm

http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/epic-fail-suspicious-ad-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 06/18/12 at 11:41 pm

I'm feeling lazy tonight. Will y'all take this pithy quote instead?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/epic-fail-fail-nation-letter-to-the-editor-fail.jpg

Somebody seems pithed.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/19/12 at 7:17 am

I'm feeling lazy tonight. Will y'all take this pithy quote instead?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/epic-fail-fail-nation-letter-to-the-editor-fail.jpg

Somebody seems pithed.

It's a good thing her grandson didn't hear about...erm... Homo Erectus....and the naughty photos it might involve.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/19/12 at 7:25 am

http://www.meateaters.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/meat-idiot.jpg

We really need to add labels to meat in stores. Those killed by hunters, those made at the store. People need to have a clear & specific choice.

Just like organic vegetables. Those vegetables that were killed by a falling organ, and those that were not.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: meesa on 06/19/12 at 7:27 am

Donald R. Butts, M.D., F.A.C.S.
Donald Butts founded the Colon & Rectal Clinic in 1971 with Dr. James Hampton. Dr. Butts was the first graduate of the University of Texas Health Sciences Center at Houston fellowship program.

In 1982 Dr. Butts served as Chief of Staff at Houston Northwest Hospital.

Dr. Butts is board certified by the American Board of Colon & Rectal Surgery and the American Board of Surgery

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/19/12 at 7:31 am

http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/epic-fail-suspicious-ad-fail.jpg

only once?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/19/12 at 1:25 pm

only once?

Although the medical profession has made enormous progress, I don't believe a complete skull transplant has been performed.
If it has, then a "used twice" add isn't far away.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/20/12 at 1:04 pm

http://chzallnighter.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/party-fails-so-wanna-hang-out.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 06/20/12 at 1:18 pm

Someone likes me!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/21/12 at 2:38 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/5427de5b-03aa-4dc2-bf76-cb80ce98264c.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/21/12 at 7:44 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/5427de5b-03aa-4dc2-bf76-cb80ce98264c.jpg

now that's stupid. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/21/12 at 7:46 pm

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRqvyRfZDcBr1-EjNfRGBnULQEgnOxXLfjMBB-X5zpXFwLXn8BXdCCq6zVk5A

300 coffees? Wow I'll just take the woman instead. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/22/12 at 6:53 am

http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/epic-fail-probably-bad-news-a-foul-blow1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/22/12 at 6:55 am

http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/epic-fail-probably-bad-news-a-foul-blow1.jpg

that stinks!! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: danootaandme on 06/22/12 at 7:33 am

http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/epic-fail-probably-bad-news-a-foul-blow1.jpg

;D ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: danootaandme on 06/22/12 at 7:39 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gLw9xViJv3g/Tyf1k9ig0pI/AAAAAAAAB3o/8i8AU9Cxd6M/s1600/Vintage-Ads-Cola.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/22/12 at 7:41 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gLw9xViJv3g/Tyf1k9ig0pI/AAAAAAAAB3o/8i8AU9Cxd6M/s1600/Vintage-Ads-Cola.jpg

So that means they should put cola in baby bottles?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/23/12 at 7:22 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-or-just-build-a-bridge-for-them.jpg

Brilliant.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: meesa on 06/23/12 at 1:47 pm

what a relief, in case you don't know how to do it yourself!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h3zPEoKhop0/TShwbCZI7sI/AAAAAAAAB5Y/90rVlnlFAdI/s400/suppositry-advice-help-ad.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/23/12 at 1:51 pm

what a relief, in case you don't know how to do it yourself!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h3zPEoKhop0/TShwbCZI7sI/AAAAAAAAB5Y/90rVlnlFAdI/s400/suppositry-advice-help-ad.jpg

After the "We can and will fit it", they should add "please enter through the back door"

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: meesa on 06/23/12 at 1:52 pm

The Mini-Ponzi Scheme Special
http://www.anecdotage.com/pics/easyjet.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/23/12 at 8:49 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/24/12 at 6:56 am

http://static.themetapicture.com/media/funny-newspaper-error-mistake.jpg

Huge error. No drummer has ever been accused to take drugs before. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/24/12 at 7:43 am

http://sayhelloblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/bizarre-ads-kiss-my-glass.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/24/12 at 9:24 am

http://sayhelloblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/bizarre-ads-kiss-my-glass.jpg

They got nothin' on this famous superhero...Here he comes....

http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/media/Jun2011/lantern-assface.jpg

ASSFACE!!!

Mr. Proctology is his name...able to leap tall toilets in a single bound. Able to catch speeding bullets with his...face.
His only known sworn enema has been put behind closed doors.

Assface (a.k.a Fartman) is comin after YOU!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 06/24/12 at 10:39 pm

ASSFACE!!!

Not bad!

http://failposters.com/uploads/saved_posters/fail-poster-uy6ozv5ay6-ARSEFACE.jpg

Arseface, actual character from The Preacher graphic novel, ca. 1995.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/25/12 at 5:45 am

Now that Assface or Arseface is out in print, the next thing a succesful character requires is a movie. Who's to play the leading role? (Politicians, yes you may line up...Whoa and quite a long lineup I see)

Goodbye Assface for now, next up to bat, the 2nd oldest profession.:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_b3GHoGMBNpY/S_A_EbH_OjI/AAAAAAAAE94/cNgCdrf5pak/s1600/Oops.bmp

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/25/12 at 8:20 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/25/12 at 11:09 am

prostitution at a railroad station?

No. Read it once more.

Diane K Merchant was charged for failure to stop at a railroad crossing. However the clerk of Courts office said she was being fined for prostitution, and (sadly for her), it was published that way. This is just an apology. If I were Diane, I'd be pissed off as hell.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/25/12 at 2:38 pm

http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/7389/ads8m.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/25/12 at 2:46 pm

http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/7389/ads8m.jpg

Not really bizarre. Noticed the date 1885. Cocaine was legal in those days. In fact, that is where Coca-Cola got its name-the original formula had cocaine in it.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 06/25/12 at 3:25 pm

For a toothache to stop, all you need is one drop cocaine

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/25/12 at 5:07 pm

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/mississippi.jpg

Well, it is the state of Missippi. ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/26/12 at 6:42 am

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/mississippi.jpg

Well, it is the state of Missippi. ;)

yeah talk about literacy. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/26/12 at 3:30 pm

http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/77/65/43166577/photos/Fail/House%20Advertisement%20Fail.jpg

Spelling typo.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/26/12 at 3:50 pm

http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/77/65/43166577/photos/Fail/House%20Advertisement%20Fail.jpg

Spelling typo.

Maybe not.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/26/12 at 7:34 pm

Maybe not.

Cat

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/26/12 at 7:53 pm

http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/77/65/43166577/photos/Fail/House%20Advertisement%20Fail.jpg

Spelling typo.

she has a huge dick to entertain? No thanks I don't go that way. I don't want the house anyhow.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 06/26/12 at 9:07 pm

she has a huge dick to entertain? No thanks I don't go that way. I don't want the house anyhow.

No the house has a dick

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/27/12 at 6:21 am

No the house has a dick

still no, It wouldn't be a good idea to have THAT in the house.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/27/12 at 6:22 am

http://amazingdata.com/mediadata35/Image/hot_weird_funny_amazing_cool8_bizarre-ads-leads_2009073100295613033.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/27/12 at 8:23 am

http://funnylists.thedailysatire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/funny-news-13.jpg

For those out there who do not follow baseball, "Wang" is the last name of a baseball player...

...maybe that has nothing to do with this article though....

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/27/12 at 7:53 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/28/12 at 6:18 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/34ae3697-5696-416b-9b83-8a162af0932b.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/28/12 at 7:22 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/34ae3697-5696-416b-9b83-8a162af0932b.jpg

major fail.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/28/12 at 7:31 am

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSDw67bbgpzFHKn3_g1f1-fLtF6i9YvTNXLc-IvGGhKGP8N7s3zUXP06Aee3A

Oh really? Is that a threat? >:(

:D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: meesa on 06/28/12 at 9:17 am

still no, It wouldn't be a good idea to have THAT in the house.

Well..there are houses all over the country that do contain them already. ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: meesa on 06/28/12 at 9:25 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-furniture-ad-fai.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/28/12 at 2:54 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/28/12 at 3:03 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-furniture-ad-fai.jpg

only $1,999? that's pretty cheap.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/28/12 at 4:49 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IASrW045ZWE/SF-W2-ptBVI/AAAAAAAAEhk/tq92qOsfTyo/s400/fail-advertising-eats-sweets.jpg

It is bizarre.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/28/12 at 5:31 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IASrW045ZWE/SF-W2-ptBVI/AAAAAAAAEhk/tq92qOsfTyo/s400/fail-advertising-eats-sweets.jpg

It is bizarre.

Sweeney Todd. The the demon barber of Fleet Street!

There is actually a place in Rutland, Vermont called Sweeney Todd's and it is a barber shop. Not a place I would want to go.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/28/12 at 8:50 pm

http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/chinese-correction.jpg

Odd to me, but makes sense to the over 1 billion Chinese in the world

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/29/12 at 7:26 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IASrW045ZWE/SF-W2-ptBVI/AAAAAAAAEhk/tq92qOsfTyo/s400/fail-advertising-eats-sweets.jpg

It is bizarre.

what's for dessert?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/29/12 at 7:28 am

http://declubz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/chinese-correction.jpg

Odd to me, but makes sense to the over 1 billion Chinese in the world

Yeah but what about us americans? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 06/29/12 at 11:29 am

Yeah but what about us americans? ???

There are many Americans who can read Chinese.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/29/12 at 1:54 pm

http://mulattodiaries.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/when-you-ride-alone-you-ride-with-hitler.jpg?w=500

Some of the history on this one: The title of the book alludes to a World War II propaganda poster that read "When you ride ALONE you ride with Hitler !", which suggested that automobile owners carpool to conserve gasoline for the war effort.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/29/12 at 7:47 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/30/12 at 7:26 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/103-penis.jpg

OMG...

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/30/12 at 7:28 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/103-penis.jpg

OMG...

103 inches? :o sign me up! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Dagwood on 06/30/12 at 8:48 am

103 inches? :o sign me up! :D

Then no woman would ever want you.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/30/12 at 10:14 am

Then no woman would ever want you.

But at least you could be a stand in ( or lying down in) for such baby games:

Stacking Toys!

http://p.lefux.com/61/20100719/A1855000AN/stacking-rings-music-toy-1-Gallay.jpg

But then no mom would allow the kids to play with you ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 06/30/12 at 7:49 pm

Then no woman would ever want you.

I'm sure they would I'm irresistable. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 06/30/12 at 8:39 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lI-_15JNb_M/TIWjV8NLHsI/AAAAAAAAAb4/hKREDK9JOcE/s1600/epic-fail-personal-ad-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 06/30/12 at 11:43 pm

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/022/036/Screen_shot_2009-10-09_at_4.42.45_PM.png

From an ad on the Copenhagen Post pre-2005, to a 2005 meme, to an actual movie in 2011.

73jSnAs7mq8

After a favorable reception at Sundance, Roger Ebert reviewed Safety Not Guaranteed a couple of weeks ago, and gave it 3.5 stars outa 5. Not bad, time traveler, not bad.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/01/12 at 7:40 am

http://media.techeblog.com/elephant//ul/37934-450x-a_4.jpg

Hire me now!

http://blog.80millionmoviesfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/taxi-driver-robert-de-niro.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/01/12 at 7:50 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_lI-_15JNb_M/TIWjV8NLHsI/AAAAAAAAAb4/hKREDK9JOcE/s1600/epic-fail-personal-ad-fail.jpg

so what if it was a jewish man?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/01/12 at 7:51 am

http://media.techeblog.com/elephant//ul/37934-450x-a_4.jpg

Hire me now!

http://blog.80millionmoviesfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/taxi-driver-robert-de-niro.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/01/12 at 7:55 am

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/5/5/127555_v1.jpg

an ad for breast cancer.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/01/12 at 8:18 pm

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120305/640/wacky_newspaper_headlines_640_18.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/02/12 at 8:09 pm

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120305/640/wacky_newspaper_headlines_640_18.jpg

I'll have to give that number a call. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/02/12 at 8:10 pm

http://www.digitalbusstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Time-Travel1.jpg

I'd go.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/02/12 at 8:23 pm

http://www.digitalbusstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Time-Travel1.jpg

I'd go.

but how much will I get paid?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/02/12 at 11:31 pm

http://freakoutville.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/barter.png

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DAFvQZdN-rg/TMRV28V_dhI/AAAAAAAAAJU/QWTkZgHA7PE/s1600/dentures.jpg

http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/images/tiredofworkingfor7perhour.jpg

http://www.methodshop.com/picts/ads-1930s/fag.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/03/12 at 2:04 pm

http://img.uphaa.com/uploads/633/funny-ads-by-uphaa.com_(11).jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/03/12 at 2:22 pm

http://img.uphaa.com/uploads/633/funny-ads-by-uphaa.com_(11).jpg

But why is that ad entitled Pig? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/03/12 at 2:24 pm

But why is that ad entitled Pig? ???

Howard, it's because he grabbed her butt twice. Even after a warning he grabbed her again.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/03/12 at 2:34 pm

Howard, it's because he grade her butt twice. Even after a warning he grabbed her again.

this person better move to a new address.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/03/12 at 2:45 pm

this person better move to a new address.

??? But...she doesn't know his address, it's unknown to her. She wants his address. That the point of the ad.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/03/12 at 5:58 pm

??? But...she doesn't know his address, it's unknown to her. She wants his address. That the point of the ad.

What if he calls and gives her his address?
;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/03/12 at 6:03 pm

What if he calls and gives her his address?
;)

Then the boy is pretty obtuse.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: meesa on 07/03/12 at 6:08 pm

http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/images/5000golfballs.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/03/12 at 6:11 pm

http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/images/5000golfballs.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FXSnoy71Q4

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/03/12 at 11:59 pm

This would be great for Totmom:

http://www.thainewsland.com/inline/thainewsland/en/a4c74df3d27166e8ecf166346698a802.jpg

http://www.katpath.com/common/images/blog/classified_ads_11.jpg

http://p.twimg.com/AhD2pzCCQAAUKgI.jpg

When pornography is no longer enough:
http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2009/funny_classified_ad_6_20100203_1751720641.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/04/12 at 5:51 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BaWeTAWt3VI/Rf_QK12eNsI/AAAAAAAABIo/fbfEKeRIrEM/s400/wacky+ads.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/04/12 at 7:20 am

What if he calls and gives her his address?
;)

they can come meet for a butt grabbing moment.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/04/12 at 7:21 am

http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/images/5000golfballs.jpg

It doesn't seem funny.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 07/04/12 at 12:54 pm

It doesn't seem funny.

I didn't find this one funny either.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/04/12 at 4:44 pm

http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww347/WhiteTrashWJ/Funny/lmao.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/04/12 at 6:16 pm

http://i734.photobucket.com/albums/ww347/WhiteTrashWJ/Funny/lmao.jpg

HA! That's a good one! ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/05/12 at 4:13 am

http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/epic-fail-probably-bad-news-there-goes-the-neighborhood.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 07/05/12 at 9:50 am

http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/epic-fail-probably-bad-news-there-goes-the-neighborhood.jpg

Yea, christians, the wrong sort of people

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 07/05/12 at 11:00 am

We don't want any flat believers

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/05/12 at 9:37 pm

I didn't find this one funny either.

If you got smacked on the head with a golf ball dropped from a helicopter, you wouldn't be doing much laughing...or anything else!
:o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/05/12 at 9:40 pm

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100808/640/hilarious_newspaper_retractions_640_15.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/06/12 at 7:02 am

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/379231/613617.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 07/06/12 at 12:31 pm

If you got smacked on the head with a golf ball dropped from a helicopter, you wouldn't be doing much laughing...or anything else!
:o

I don't have as much experence with brain injury as I do brain tumor, but it's brain damage. Brain damage isn't funny.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/06/12 at 8:17 pm

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/379231/613617.jpg

I don't think any girl would go for him.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/07/12 at 6:44 am

I don't think any girl would go for him.

Ahh..there's always someone who couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/images/tiredofworkingfor7perhour.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/07/12 at 7:02 am

Ahh..there's always someone who couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

http://www.you-can-be-funny.com/images/tiredofworkingfor7perhour.jpg

I'd take the $9.75 an hour.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/08/12 at 7:35 am

http://static.stomp.com.sg/site/servlet/linkableblob/stomp/445896/thumbnail/check_out_these_funny_classifieds_for_a_laugh-thumbnail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/08/12 at 4:19 pm

http://static.stomp.com.sg/site/servlet/linkableblob/stomp/445896/thumbnail/check_out_these_funny_classifieds_for_a_laugh-thumbnail.jpg

Well I sure don't want to eat that now since it's partially eaten.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/08/12 at 8:45 pm

http://www.picshag.com/pics/022011/note-to-drivers.jpg

Just for the record, looks like it's still OK to throw legal anuses out the window. Probably why I wasn't caught the other day.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/09/12 at 7:07 am

http://www.picshag.com/pics/022011/note-to-drivers.jpg

Just for the record, looks like it's still OK to throw legal anuses out the window. Probably why I wasn't caught the other day.

anuses are illegal in my state. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/09/12 at 10:03 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/09/12 at 12:51 pm

Well, when you are driving with a jerk in the car, you definitely want to throw the ass out.

Cat

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/09/12 at 12:57 pm

http://iwanttobeapinup.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/weird_vintage_ads_19.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/09/12 at 1:33 pm

http://iwanttobeapinup.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/weird_vintage_ads_19.jpg

I remember those ads. One time as a kid, (circa 1972-73) I got a black eye. We bought candy cigarettes (when they HAD candy cigarettes) just so I could pose with it.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r92/aandcsattic/family/Me-1.jpg

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/09/12 at 1:52 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/09/12 at 9:20 pm

http://wharble.com/sites/default/files/Popeye_Candy_Cigarettes.jpg

You mean to say they don't produce the candy cigarettes anymore?
So what alternative will kids have instead of buying real cigarettes? Stupid candy companies... :D

You can still find candy cigarettes as a novelty item.

Burger King is Don Draper's nightmare!

http://www.gonzotimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/sexist-ad.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/09/12 at 9:24 pm

Once upon a time in America:

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/qf/c/ModernMechanix/10-1935/med_skinny.jpg

- October, 1935

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2628/3997370164_f57d344b8a.jpg
- February, 1939

http://losingthisweight.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/vintage-ad-6.jpg

Once upon a time, poor people in America were so malnourished that they were not only anemic, they were just plain skinny, so they took ironized yeast to help bulk up, and now you know why Vegemite (also made from brewers' yeast extract) was such a success.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/09/12 at 10:15 pm

http://www.fathead-movie.com/images/AdBlatz.jpg

:D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/10/12 at 5:15 am

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/2007/04/trade_4_guns.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 07/10/12 at 5:48 am

http://www.fathead-movie.com/images/AdBlatz.jpg

:D

What made Milwaukee famous...

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 07/10/12 at 5:52 am

I remember those ads. One time as a kid, (circa 1972-73) I got a black eye. We bought candy cigarettes (when they HAD candy cigarettes) just so I could pose with it.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r92/aandcsattic/family/Me-1.jpg

Cat

Wow. Pretty!

Too bad I was only 6 at the time. :D ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/10/12 at 6:58 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/10/12 at 7:00 am

http://wharble.com/sites/default/files/Popeye_Candy_Cigarettes.jpg

You mean to say they don't produce the candy cigarettes anymore?
So what alternative will kids have instead of buying real cigarettes? Stupid candy companies... :D

They also used to sell Popeye gum that looks like grass but it's made to resemble spinach sort of like Big League Chew.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/10/12 at 7:01 am

http://www.fathead-movie.com/images/AdBlatz.jpg

:D

you mean they were both drunk? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/10/12 at 11:36 am

Wow. Pretty!

Too bad I was only 6 at the time. :D ;)

Thanks. So, you couldn't have had a crush on an older woman at the age of 6? ;) :D ;D ;D ;D

How'd you get the black eye? ???

Would you believe I got hit with a head? :o :o :o We had an old mattress on our porch. We also had a picnic table. A whole bunch of us climbed on the table and jumped onto the mattress. (This was fun). However, someone didn't wait until I got off the mattress before they jumped. Their head landed right in my eye. >:(

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Step-chan on 07/10/12 at 11:38 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 07/10/12 at 12:58 pm

Thanks. So, you couldn't have had a crush on an older woman at the age of 6? ;) :D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

I don't think my parents would've appreciated...

And come to think of it: I already had a girlfriend at the time (I don't really remember, but people keep telling me so).

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/10/12 at 1:36 pm

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/images/blog/0311/22-funny-statistic-b.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/10/12 at 8:06 pm

Thanks. So, you couldn't have had a crush on an older woman at the age of 6? ;) :D ;D ;D ;D

Would you believe I got hit with a head? :o :o :o We had an old mattress on our porch. We also had a picnic table. A whole bunch of us climbed on the table and jumped onto the mattress. (This was fun). However, someone didn't wait until I got off the mattress before they jumped. Their head landed right in my eye. >:(

Cat

OUCH! Hope you were able to put some ice on it?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/10/12 at 11:19 pm

http://weirdworldnews.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Masturbation-month.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/11/12 at 6:12 am

http://criggo.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/grandma.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/11/12 at 7:20 am

http://weirdworldnews.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Masturbation-month.jpg

when is that coming up? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/11/12 at 7:21 am

http://criggo.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/grandma.jpg

$8,000 I do her for more money than that! :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 07/11/12 at 10:07 am

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/images/blog/0311/22-funny-statistic-b.jpg

By about 100%

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/11/12 at 12:18 pm

http://urbantitan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/puerto-rican-mistress-www.flickr.com_.jpg

Mistress of the universe. hmmm...
I'd kinda picture a "mistress of the Universe" to look more like this. I guess I was wrong.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-toKhUV6edqo/T9UQ-yphAwI/AAAAAAAAAPA/fOhrcYN9WAU/s1600/Mistress+C,+Femdom+Warrior+Goddess.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/11/12 at 5:29 pm

http://it.stlawu.edu/~global/glossary/pantyhose-for-men.gif

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/11/12 at 8:10 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/11/12 at 8:10 pm

http://it.stlawu.edu/~global/glossary/pantyhose-for-men.gif

men wouldn't be looking THAT good. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/11/12 at 10:42 pm

men wouldn't be looking THAT good. ::)

Oh, you'd be surprised, Howard, surprised you would be!
8)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/11/12 at 11:32 pm

when is that coming up? :D

Apparently, every May. First of May, first of may, outdNO!

And now for a cleverly-bizarre twist on ads that target impulse purchases:

http://i.imgur.com/sqE51.jpg

Pirate Bay Gift Cards, for the low, low price of $0!

The logo is a riff on a BPI (the UK's equivalent of RIAA) equally-bizarre 80s propaganda campaign Home Taping is Killing Music.

And since you should always read the fine print, the revised version reads:

"Universal access to human knowledge is in our grasp, for the first time in the history of the world. This is not a bad thing."
- Cory Doctorow, Little Brother.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/12/12 at 7:17 am

Oh, you'd be surprised, Howard, surprised you would be!
8)

aren't they called "mantyhose"? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/12/12 at 7:46 am

http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/stupid-left.jpg?w=500

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 07/12/12 at 9:30 am

And now for a cleverly-bizarre twist on ads that target impulse purchases:

http://i.imgur.com/sqE51.jpg

Pirate Bay Gift Cards, for the low, low price of $0!

Only in Holland! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/12/12 at 12:10 pm

Oh, you'd be surprised, Howard, surprised you would be!
8)

I guess Howard forgot that Joe Namath wore pantyhose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf3oOQq9KFU

http://1heckofaguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/pantyhose-guide.jpg

I think it is pitiful when a guy looks better in a dress than I do and there are many out there who do! :-\\

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/12/12 at 2:32 pm

http://fellowshipofminds.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/stupid-left.jpg?w=500

of course we know that animals were harmed. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/12/12 at 2:34 pm

http://laweekly.blogs.com/joshuah_bearman/images/2008/02/24/personal_ad.jpg

A very warped dude.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 07/12/12 at 2:37 pm

I have nothing to do with this

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/12/12 at 2:52 pm

http://laweekly.blogs.com/joshuah_bearman/images/2008/02/24/personal_ad.jpg

A very warped dude.

So, you are a 70+ quadropeligic? ;) :D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/12/12 at 2:53 pm

http://laweekly.blogs.com/joshuah_bearman/images/2008/02/24/personal_ad.jpg

A very warped dude.

would this be a woman or man?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/12/12 at 3:12 pm

So, you are a 70+ quadropeligic? ;) :D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

The article says "70+, quadropelic, geriactric with diaper sniffing fetish."
I do not have a diaper sniffing fetish.

Not since 2007
;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/12/12 at 3:14 pm

The article says "70+, quadropelic, geriactric with daper sniffing fetish."
I do not have a diaper sniffing fetish.

Not since 2007
;D

;D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/12/12 at 5:12 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lX1OSEXvzyA/TO2gHisNYAI/AAAAAAAAA70/Iq9DOQWr5xQ/s1600/tofurkey_slider.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 07/12/12 at 5:25 pm

Brown gravy brown gray man I got to have more
Ever since I bought that package at the grocery store

soda um...

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/13/12 at 4:15 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/baby-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/13/12 at 6:48 am

The article says "70+, quadropelic, geriactric with diaper sniffing fetish."
I do not have a diaper sniffing fetish.

Not since 2007
;D

why would someone like that person want to sniff diapers? EW! 8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/13/12 at 6:49 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/baby-fail.jpg

a burrito?!?! :o

::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/13/12 at 10:50 am

why would someone like that person want to sniff diapers? EW! 8-P

I think you'd be amazed what types of "fetishes" are out there.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/13/12 at 6:19 pm

http://www.picshag.com/pics/072011/stolen-car-found.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/13/12 at 8:04 pm

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1220/952588075_1d6356ae27_o.jpg

That's way too early. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/13/12 at 8:30 pm

http://anotherdamnpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/weird-creepy-ads-160.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/13/12 at 8:31 pm

http://anotherdamnpodcast.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/weird-creepy-ads-160.jpg

and shower naked? ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 07/13/12 at 9:00 pm

and shower naked? ::)

Do you shower with your clothes on?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/13/12 at 11:03 pm

Do you shower with your clothes on?

I've showered with somebody else's clothes on!
8)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 07/13/12 at 11:25 pm

I've showered with somebody else's clothes on!
8)

well that's different and perfectly okay

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/13/12 at 11:35 pm

well that's different and perfectly okay

Even if they were my mom's?
:D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 07/13/12 at 11:47 pm

Even if they were my mom's?
:D

I'm sure she wouldn't have minded

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/14/12 at 5:57 am

http://urbantitan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/find-weapon-www.complaintsboard.com_.jpg

Imagine finding weapons at a gun shop.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/14/12 at 7:02 am

Do you shower with your clothes on?

clothes off.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/14/12 at 7:03 am

Even if they were my mom's?
:D

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/14/12 at 7:04 am

http://urbantitan.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/find-weapon-www.complaintsboard.com_.jpg

Imagine finding weapons at a gun shop.

that's obvious. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 07/14/12 at 10:53 am

you've got to be kidding

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/14/12 at 11:42 am

http://www.zippygamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sega-ad-1.jpeg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/14/12 at 7:50 pm

http://www.zippygamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sega-ad-1.jpeg

WHEW! I thought they were referring about something else. :o
;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/15/12 at 12:46 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/dating-fails-dating-fails-thanks-jade.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/15/12 at 1:05 am

The evolution of a brand:

http://i.imgur.com/KmXlr.jpg

Just when you think society's grudgingly made some progress...

http://www.skippyskip.com/generator/dat/750.jpg

...the outsourced-to-Asia marketing department starts cutting corners again.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/15/12 at 7:45 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/dating-fails-dating-fails-thanks-jade.jpg

um... WHAT? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/15/12 at 7:47 am

um... WHAT? :o

It's train etiquette, super simple stuff. What didn't you understand about the add?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/15/12 at 8:03 am

It's train etiquette, super simple stuff. What didn't you undersatnd about the add?

So the girl has a penis? and why is that guy standing next to her? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/15/12 at 8:08 am

The girl ( Jade ) is a transsexual. The guy standing next to her probably thinks she's cute. Jade is hiding her erection by placing the the bag on her lap ( good job Jade...Karma). She could be interested in the guy standing next to her, or the girl sitting beside her.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/15/12 at 8:11 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/15/12 at 8:12 am

so why would she be afraid of her erection?

What would you do if you were on that train & saw a GIRL with an erection?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/15/12 at 1:43 pm

What would you do if you were on that train & saw a GIRL with an erection?

probably I'd turn my head away.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/15/12 at 1:54 pm

probably I'd turn my head away.

And you woudln't have to do it in this case as Jade is HIDING HER ERECTION WITH HER BAG.
Problem solved.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/15/12 at 2:27 pm

https://d3qcduphvv2yxi.cloudfront.net/assets/1231837/lightbox/3c5c7c9008b6957fa6bf085c4ff74e6e.jpg?1277208161

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/15/12 at 4:31 pm

https://d3qcduphvv2yxi.cloudfront.net/assets/1231837/lightbox/3c5c7c9008b6957fa6bf085c4ff74e6e.jpg?1277208161

Cat

OK...I banged my head there...real hard...now I broke my monitor..can't exactly see what I am typing. Now someone owes me a computer.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/15/12 at 4:50 pm

OK...I banged my head there...real hard...now I broke my monitor..can't exactly see what I am typing. Now someone owes me a computer.

Well, it DOES say "on a FIRM surface."

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/15/12 at 5:18 pm

Well, it DOES say "on a FIRM surface."

Cat

Should've used Jade's erection. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/15/12 at 5:36 pm

Should've used Jade's erection. ;D

;D

I walk onto a train. See gorgeous Jade sitting down, bag on her lap. I cautiously approach Jade...

"Excuse me Jade, I need a firm surface...can you remove your bag so I can bang my head on your raging erection? Just a heads-up , I might have to do this repeatedly until I become unconscious."

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/15/12 at 5:49 pm

Should've used Jade's erection. ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/15/12 at 6:11 pm

;D

I walk onto a train. See gorgeous Jade sitting down, bag on her lap. I cautiously approach Jade...

"Excuse me Jade, I need a firm surface...can you remove your bag so I can bang my head on your raging erection? Just a heads-up , I might have to do this repeatedly until I become unconscious."

Never Know. Might be the best offer jade had all day!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: loki 13 on 07/15/12 at 6:21 pm

Should've used Jade's erection. ;D

Weren't they an 80's Alternative Band?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/16/12 at 7:51 am

OK...I banged my head there...real hard...now I broke my monitor..can't exactly see what I am typing. Now someone owes me a computer.

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/16/12 at 7:52 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/16/12 at 3:01 pm

The really weird part is...and I'm going way out on the limb here...is that I have now pictured in my mind what I think Jade actually looks like...I think I'm getting a crush on her... ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/16/12 at 3:12 pm

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77eqgS8Xc1qk0y5ho1_1280.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/17/12 at 7:01 am

The really weird part is...and I'm going way out on the limb here...is that I have now pictured in my mind what I think Jade actually looks like...I think I'm getting a crush on her... ???

transsexuals aren't that bad so it's a girl with a penis what could possibly go wrong? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/17/12 at 7:02 am

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77eqgS8Xc1qk0y5ho1_1280.jpg

Well at least it's in his pants and not on the seats. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/17/12 at 7:12 am

This queensland rail stuff has very bizarre ads.

Here's the last one I'll post. This might be offensive to some.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m69aalPc5w1qewojpo1_1280.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/17/12 at 9:40 pm

http://epicponyz.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/himicide_victims_rarely_talk.jpg?w=510

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/18/12 at 8:04 am

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-pictures-history-if-you-cant-wear-a-dog-collar-for-a-belt-youre-not-vomiting-enough.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/18/12 at 8:11 pm

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-pictures-history-if-you-cant-wear-a-dog-collar-for-a-belt-youre-not-vomiting-enough.jpg

Isn't that gonna choke her? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/18/12 at 8:51 pm

Isn't that gonna choke her? ???

It's a dog collar not a choker!
:-\\

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/18/12 at 9:50 pm

It's a dog collar not a choker!
:-\\

Isn't that gonna choke her? ???

and it's around her waist not her neck. :-\\

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/18/12 at 9:53 pm

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/31995da0-1b92-45f8-b777-092a3020a8a6.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/18/12 at 11:23 pm

It's a dog collar not a choker!
:-\\

And Howard's no Wayne Brady, and I think they look fabulous!

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/9941/unfortunatebusad.png

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/19/12 at 7:47 am

and it's around her waist not her neck. :-\\

choke her waist from it being too tight.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/19/12 at 7:48 am

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/31995da0-1b92-45f8-b777-092a3020a8a6.jpg

OH GOD! ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/19/12 at 8:24 am

choke her waist from it being too tight.

F it does it means she needs to vomit more.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/19/12 at 10:33 pm

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13255/25_2008/classifieds.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/20/12 at 7:04 am

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13255/25_2008/classifieds.jpg

well that's one number I won't certainly call. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/20/12 at 7:55 am

well that's one number I won't certainly call. :D

aww, can't be the real thing...must be a photographer for very ugly girls.. ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/20/12 at 9:51 am

aww, can't be the real thing...must be a photographer for very ugly girls.. ;)

Personally, I like shooting birds. (I'm sure you have seen some of the birds I have shot. ;) )

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/20/12 at 10:11 am

Personally, I like shooting birds. (I'm sure you have seen some of the birds I have shot. ;) )

Cat

I have but there's never any blood :(

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/20/12 at 2:54 pm

I have but there's never any blood :(

Nope don't do blood. However, I did shot a bunch of ants eating a worm. Have you seen those?

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/20/12 at 3:25 pm

Nope don't do blood. However, I did shot a bunch of ants eating a worm. Have you seen those?

Cat

Don't think so.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/20/12 at 3:45 pm

Don't think so.

Just for you:

http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=32748.314

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/20/12 at 7:58 pm

aww, can't be the real thing...must be a photographer for very ugly girls.. ;)

then shouldn't it be I SHOOT BITCHES? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/20/12 at 10:59 pm

then shouldn't it be I SHOOT BITCHES? ;D

Too soon after the massacre that spiked the Twitter hashtag #Aurora, CO?

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17tfc7478tjlxjpg/original.jpg

I guess not!

We are incredibly sorry for our tweet about Aurora - Our PR is NOT US based and had not checked the reason for the trend, at that time our

- Celeb Boutique (@celebboutique) July 20, 2012

social media was totally UNAWARE of the situation and simply thought it was another trending topic - we have removed the very insensitive

- Celeb Boutique (@celebboutique) July 20, 2012

tweet and will of course take more care in future to look into what we say in our tweets. Again we do apologise for any offense caused

- Celeb Boutique (@celebboutique) July 20, 2012

this was not intentional & will not occur again. Our most sincere apologies for both the tweet and situation. - CB

- Celeb Boutique (@celebboutique) July 20, 2012

Source: Epic Social Marketing Fail

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/20/12 at 11:49 pm

http://www.azhumane.org/spayneutercoupon/images/coupon-small.png

Not sure how Rover will take to it!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/21/12 at 6:43 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KjSFmeT5_OU/SqN8qebcFpI/AAAAAAAAApY/qZAuoScS6zM/s400/funny+advertise.jpg

They nailed that one.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/21/12 at 7:13 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KjSFmeT5_OU/SqN8qebcFpI/AAAAAAAAApY/qZAuoScS6zM/s400/funny+advertise.jpg

They nailed that one.

HA HA! They sure did. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/21/12 at 7:15 am

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-jpa0Di9cm7VCXk0B2AxDstFhYbrWxdXn-oZuQnUvPQaeQ7SeNO6VztA_5w

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/21/12 at 9:08 pm

HOT DAWG!

http://www.yourememberthat.com/files/7a7f5656b150388e.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/22/12 at 7:32 am

http://www.yourememberthat.com/files/7a7f5656b150388e.jpg

Slap stick comedy, Maxwell.

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/coolchimp/Funny%20Newspaper%20Retractions/DickBigblow.png

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/22/12 at 8:04 am

HOT DAWG!

http://www.yourememberthat.com/files/7a7f5656b150388e.jpg

so he'll spank you? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/22/12 at 8:05 am

Slap stick comedy, Maxwell.

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv299/coolchimp/Funny%20Newspaper%20Retractions/DickBigblow.png

Hey at least it's better than being called Dick Below. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/22/12 at 12:54 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jX9QklC3G4E/SwTBFce7cZI/AAAAAAAAB4A/lBGt1paVjrg/s1600/Cigarette+baby+ad.jpg

Using babies to sell cigarettes, how cute.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/22/12 at 1:24 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jX9QklC3G4E/SwTBFce7cZI/AAAAAAAAB4A/lBGt1paVjrg/s1600/Cigarette+baby+ad.jpg

Using babies to sell cigarettes, how cute.

ridiculous! ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/22/12 at 7:59 pm

HOT DAWG!

http://www.yourememberthat.com/files/7a7f5656b150388e.jpg

And you should see what happens if she brings home the wrong kind of yogurt!

http://webhollis.com/albums/Funny-Pics/Shrek_Gogurt_Donkey_Punch_flavor.jpg

(click to embiggen.)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/23/12 at 7:08 am

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-n3fEGHMullU/UAO8z1-jBCI/AAAAAAAABKw/-IW0MbR6an0/s640/blogger-image--1758151033.jpg

Hopefully some little 'rick' won't pull out their 'rick' and 'ee' in it.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/23/12 at 7:34 am

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-n3fEGHMullU/UAO8z1-jBCI/AAAAAAAABKw/-IW0MbR6an0/s640/blogger-image--1758151033.jpg

Hopefully some little 'rick' won't pull out their 'rick' and 'ee' in it.

Hopefully they won't 'wim' in it. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/23/12 at 4:20 pm

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/23/12 at 4:23 pm

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz1.jpg

that is bizarre! ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/23/12 at 5:39 pm

And you should see what happens if she brings home the wrong kind of yogurt!

Naturally and Artificially Flavored
8)

http://phoenixhhh.org/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/DonkeyPunch.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/24/12 at 6:32 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_h3zPEoKhop0/SpD90KJ-mFI/AAAAAAAABfc/1Iz3dlp06QI/s400/nasty-christmas-card-message.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/24/12 at 6:54 am

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz1.jpg

Ok now that's weird, why is playing with his joystick? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/24/12 at 6:55 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_h3zPEoKhop0/SpD90KJ-mFI/AAAAAAAABfc/1Iz3dlp06QI/s400/nasty-christmas-card-message.jpg

guess she didn't want difuse the bomb. ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/24/12 at 10:54 am

guess she didn't want difuse the bomb. ;)

I don't know what you are talking about. :-\\

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: karen on 07/24/12 at 11:42 am

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77eqgS8Xc1qk0y5ho1_1280.jpg

I think this and the previous ad tell you all you need to know about Australia!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/24/12 at 12:52 pm

I think this and the previous ad tell you all you need to know about Australia!

Clean trains, dirty pants. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/24/12 at 7:50 pm

I don't know what you are talking about. :-\\

between her legs? the bomb.. that's what I'm referring to.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/24/12 at 7:56 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-criminal-wtf-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/24/12 at 8:15 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/fail-owned-criminal-wtf-fail.jpg

just wow! :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/25/12 at 6:42 am

http://funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=Broken-glass-on-menu.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: karen on 07/25/12 at 8:30 am

I don't know what you are talking about. :-\\

probably something to do with sex

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: karen on 07/25/12 at 8:30 am

between her legs? the bomb.. that's what I'm referring to.

probably something to do with sex

I think I was right

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/25/12 at 10:14 am

probably something to do with sex

I think I was right

& I think there's reason why :-X is still a :-X

:D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/25/12 at 10:51 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/epic-fail-photos-essential-product-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/25/12 at 8:06 pm

I think I was right

see every conversation that someone has it automatically turns into sex.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/25/12 at 8:07 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/epic-fail-photos-essential-product-fail.jpg

How does a man fart with confidence? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/25/12 at 8:19 pm

http://ebarnes23.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/bang-head-on-wall.jpg

Mr. Howard. You posted this

guess she didn't want difuse the bomb. ;)

And I didn't understand ( and still don't..but that's another fire in the woods I don't wanna put out right now)
So you posted this below:

between her legs? the bomb.. that's what I'm referring to.

Then Karen posted this below, trying to explain your answer.

probably something to do with sex

I think I was right

And she was right (your "bomb between the legs" post)

Now your reply to Karen was:

see every conversation that someone has it automatically turns into sex.

http://jamiepappas.typepad.com/.a/6a01053593a874970c0148c866e627970c-200pi

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/25/12 at 8:58 pm

see every conversation that someone has it automatically turns into sex.

Just your conversations Howard ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/25/12 at 9:11 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TNOyq6p6X5I/AAAAAAABuMw/qaDmTeRyst8/s1600/strange_retro_advertisements_12.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/TNOy5VBuHvI/AAAAAAABuOA/vf1An3apHjI/s1600/strange_retro_advertisements_02.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/25/12 at 11:10 pm

Howard, you meant "defuse", not "diffuse". You're not the only one who sometimes mixes these up, so let's have a grammar lesson:

"The tech defuses the bomb so that his body parts don't become a diffuse red haze."

see every conversation that someone has it automatically turns into sex.

That said, your other point is well-taken. And since this thread's nominally about bizarre ads, this oughta qualify:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/19/article-2176181-1421E665000005DC-430_634x425.jpg

/wanders away whistling an old Van Halen tune from before it was fashionable enough to put on billboards.
//Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...

http://i.imgur.com/1HfpM.jpg

///I'm hot for my own reality check.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/26/12 at 7:25 am

Howard, you meant "defuse", not "diffuse". You're not the only one who sometimes mixes these up, so let's have a grammar lesson:

"The tech defuses the bomb so that his body parts don't become a diffuse red haze."

That said, your other point is well-taken. And since this thread's nominally about bizarre ads, this oughta qualify:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/19/article-2176181-1421E665000005DC-430_634x425.jpg

/wanders away whistling an old Van Halen tune from before it was fashionable enough to put on billboards.
//Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad...

http://i.imgur.com/1HfpM.jpg

///I'm hot for my own reality check.

Hilarious! You are a very funny guy.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/26/12 at 7:52 am

Just your conversations Howard ;D

that's just me, I have sex on the brain. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/26/12 at 10:36 am

http://ebarnes23.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/bang-head-on-wall.jpg

That works as well as:

http://damewho.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/bangheadhere1.gif

You learn quickly. ;)

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/26/12 at 10:42 am

Howard would make a great politician:

1) He doesn't read everything
2) Makes his own truths
3) Has a sense of humour
4) Always has sex on his brain

Karma for Howard!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/26/12 at 10:45 am

Howard would make a great politician:

1) He doesn't read everything
2) Makes his own truths
3) Has a sense of humour
4) Always has sex on his brain

Karma for Howard!

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Karma for making me laugh.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/26/12 at 2:49 pm

Howard would make a great politician:

1) He doesn't read everything
2) Makes his own truths
3) Has a sense of humour
4) Always has sex on his brain

Karma for Howard!

Thank You, karma backatcha.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/26/12 at 2:57 pm

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/e22/038/e2203855-9e98-4608-8506-782a14fbadec

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/26/12 at 3:12 pm

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/e22/038/e2203855-9e98-4608-8506-782a14fbadec

Wait What about the washer? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 07/26/12 at 3:17 pm

It's the washer that's going to be depressed permanently

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/27/12 at 6:24 am

http://ricksalmon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/PersonalAd.gif

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/27/12 at 7:14 am

http://ricksalmon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/PersonalAd.gif

I don't think the blond woman needs a damp cottage.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/27/12 at 6:05 pm

I thought the old bastards of Orkney just reached for the nearest sheep!
???

http://www.loleffingtastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/weird-advertising29.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/27/12 at 7:49 pm

I thought the old bastards of Orkney just reached for the nearest sheep!
???

http://www.loleffingtastic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/weird-advertising29.jpg

less irritating my ass! ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/27/12 at 8:03 pm

less irritating my ass! ::)

Per your request, Howard.
:-\\

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/27/12 at 8:33 pm

less irritating my ass! ::)

How would you know? You don't smoke.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/27/12 at 9:18 pm

How would you know? You don't smoke.

At least not out that end!
:o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 07/27/12 at 11:17 pm

At least not out that end!
:o

See the one, the only... history's greatest flatulist: Le Petomane!

mEW1fYR2jeU

Trailer for a biographic movie about Joseph Pujol: Le Pétomane: Parti Avec Le Vent (Le Pétomane: Gone With The Wind)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/28/12 at 7:23 am

How would you know? You don't smoke.

I was just reading what they're saying when the cigarettes are "less irritating" and cigarettes can damage your throat but I don't know about the nose.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/28/12 at 7:59 am

http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/4b8fccdd7f8b9a7752840200-400-300/failure-10-we-made-deadly-cultural-and-strategic-mistakes.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/28/12 at 11:19 am

I was just reading what they're saying when the cigarettes are "less irritating" and cigarettes can damage your throat but I don't know about the nose.

It didn't say their cigarettes don't irrate the nose and throat. They said they are less irritating meaning there are worse cigarets out there than theirs.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/28/12 at 11:19 am

http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/4b8fccdd7f8b9a7752840200-400-300/failure-10-we-made-deadly-cultural-and-strategic-mistakes.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/28/12 at 7:59 pm

http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/4b8fccdd7f8b9a7752840200-400-300/failure-10-we-made-deadly-cultural-and-strategic-mistakes.jpg

I'll take the $55 reward instead. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/29/12 at 5:39 am

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2012-07-25-georgebrownridge1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/29/12 at 6:57 am

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2012-07-25-georgebrownridge1.jpg

I would like to take his place when he passes on. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 07/29/12 at 6:26 pm

I would like to take his place when he passes on. :D

Uh... Could you handle it id it were what you think? My guess is that he cooked them dinner

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/29/12 at 7:51 pm

Uh... Could you handle it id it were what you think? My guess is that he cooked them dinner

maybe if I have the energy.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/29/12 at 8:03 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vsS3dgtYYLM/TKX02G3FnWI/AAAAAAAACOE/kZUJjQ0wxFw/s1600/funny_newspaper_errors_12.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/29/12 at 8:13 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vsS3dgtYYLM/TKX02G3FnWI/AAAAAAAACOE/kZUJjQ0wxFw/s1600/funny_newspaper_errors_12.jpg

now that's one burrito I will not have. :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/30/12 at 7:00 am

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/4/6/32246.jpg?v=1

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/30/12 at 7:13 am

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/4/6/32246.jpg?v=1

This is one I refuse to see. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/30/12 at 7:18 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G0cpWSuC1cU/T8S6Oex6RzI/AAAAAAAAFDQ/u49K5O_QvMM/s1600/ADS.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/30/12 at 3:32 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/used-boob-sale.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/30/12 at 3:37 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/used-boob-sale.jpg

welll....most people don't want to buy As, Bs, & Cs & I guess Ds, Es & Fs don't get returned???? so it's Gs - Zs that are available???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/30/12 at 3:47 pm

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-KBxGxHblmCE/TY5Q8zg3JyI/AAAAAAAAF2k/Q2uXt5fG_Ho/VintageBraAd.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/30/12 at 3:52 pm

welll....most people don't want to buy As, Bs, & Cs & I guess Ds, Es & Fs don't get returned???? so it's Gs - Zs that are available???

Gs to Zs? What does Dolly Parton wear?

Ahhh. the fun we can have with this...if they only typed "used book sale" as I think they intended to, it would be no fun.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/31/12 at 6:59 am

welll....most people don't want to buy As, Bs, & Cs & I guess Ds, Es & Fs don't get returned???? so it's Gs - Zs that are available???

or Triple P's.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/31/12 at 7:00 am

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-KBxGxHblmCE/TY5Q8zg3JyI/AAAAAAAAF2k/Q2uXt5fG_Ho/VintageBraAd.jpg

So what are the dots doing there? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 07/31/12 at 8:22 am

So what are the dots doing there? ???

It's her force field. He can look but he cannot touch.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/31/12 at 3:00 pm

http://www.thefunnybox.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/nicerealestate.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 07/31/12 at 6:22 pm

http://ddppchicago.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/come-to-florida-death-funeral-comic-funny-10522.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 07/31/12 at 7:43 pm

http://ddppchicago.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/come-to-florida-death-funeral-comic-funny-10522.jpg

Guess they don't get too many repeat buyers.

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/job-fails-wanted-ceo-chief-executing-officer.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/31/12 at 7:49 pm

http://www.thefunnybox.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/nicerealestate.jpg

what about your neighbors? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 07/31/12 at 7:50 pm

http://ddppchicago.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/come-to-florida-death-funeral-comic-funny-10522.jpg

just $50? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/01/12 at 12:03 am

I used to think this was a funny name when I was a kid.
We used to drive by the place on the way to Manchester.

http://mi-cache.legacy.com/legacy/images/fhlogo/3870logo.gif
http://mi-cache.legacy.com/legacy/images/fhpic/3870bfhpic.gif
The French and Rising Funeral Home,
Goffstown, NH

Another one, nearby Amherst --
http://www.beersandstory.com/_mgxroot/img_1169536238_14927_1213805709.jpg
The Beers and Story Funeral Home
Belchertown and South Hadley

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/01/12 at 10:47 am

Guess they don't get too many repeat buyers.

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/job-fails-wanted-ceo-chief-executing-officer.jpg

Just the job for Dick Cheney now that he is unemployed.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/01/12 at 6:06 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-shaggy-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/01/12 at 7:28 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail-owned-shaggy-fail.jpg

dress up their penises? ;D I can dress mine up as Chewbacca. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/01/12 at 7:29 pm

http://www.failfunnies.com/33/images/another-chinese-restaurant-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 08/01/12 at 7:30 pm

^that's offensive >:(

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/01/12 at 9:56 pm

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3538/3380127072_ce7e0742f4.jpg

The Chinese version of Quagmire has this posted on his house.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/02/12 at 7:29 am

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3538/3380127072_ce7e0742f4.jpg

The Chinese version of Quagmire has this posted on his house.

How do you say "Giggidy" in Chinese? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/03/12 at 7:07 am

http://everydayfunnyfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/feel-free-to-hang-your-employees.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 08/03/12 at 9:51 am

http://everydayfunnyfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/feel-free-to-hang-your-employees.jpg

I wish.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/03/12 at 1:20 pm

http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb454/deanpickles/palmterrace1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/03/12 at 8:13 pm

http://everydayfunnyfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/feel-free-to-hang-your-employees.jpg

How about my employer?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/03/12 at 8:13 pm

http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb454/deanpickles/palmterrace1.jpg

EW! 8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/04/12 at 1:35 am

Y'know, when it comes to drumming up controversy...

http://i.imgur.com/SUcGs.jpg

...the guy who runs Chick-Fil-A is still a rank amateur :)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/04/12 at 3:21 pm

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/newspaper-fail-goat-accused-robbery.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/04/12 at 7:46 pm

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/newspaper-fail-goat-accused-robbery.jpg

They sure can't put the Goat in jail.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/04/12 at 8:13 pm

They sure can't put the Goat in jail.

http://www.vegetablerevolution.co.uk/uploads/761899.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 08/04/12 at 10:56 pm

Waldo wants to know where his shirt went.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/05/12 at 7:39 am

Waldo wants to know where his shirt went.

oh sure...and the goat is the (e)scape goat for that.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/05/12 at 4:15 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-25znLxKaCww/TsBxd2LpOAI/AAAAAAAAABY/uxHkBepfLQo/s1600/Pennys.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/05/12 at 5:30 pm

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz3.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/05/12 at 7:54 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-25znLxKaCww/TsBxd2LpOAI/AAAAAAAAABY/uxHkBepfLQo/s1600/Pennys.jpg

Let me guess, that was from a grocery store close to Three Mile Island.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/06/12 at 5:44 am

Let me guess, that was from a grocery store close to Three Mile Island.
Cat

Must be.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/04/24/arts/22858613.JPG

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/06/12 at 7:12 am

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz3.jpg

pints of what? beer?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/06/12 at 7:13 am

Must be.

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/04/24/arts/22858613.JPG

wow talk about trashy. :o

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/06/12 at 5:58 pm

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h154/Brigitte_B/Hill%20billys/walmart-is-so-high-class.jpg

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/06/12 at 9:09 pm

http://carhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/car-humor-funny-joke-engine-repair-price-list.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 08/06/12 at 9:48 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/07/12 at 6:50 am

http://carhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/car-humor-funny-joke-engine-repair-price-list.jpg

So a CRASH must be more than $300?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/07/12 at 10:42 am

http://carhumor.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/car-humor-funny-joke-engine-repair-price-list.jpg

That's funny.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/07/12 at 7:53 pm

Same genre:

http://www.travel-australia-online.com/images/js_caravan-repair-geraldton.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/07/12 at 8:00 pm

Same genre:

http://www.travel-australia-online.com/images/js_caravan-repair-geraldton.jpg

88 dollars an hour? Hey hell I'll take that.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/07/12 at 8:07 pm

88 dollars an hour? Hey hell I'll take that.

That's certainally not what they pay you, Howard. It's the rate you pay them to repair your broken whatsit. ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/07/12 at 8:26 pm

That's certainally not what they pay you, Howard. It's the rate you pay them to repair your broken whatsit. ;)

8.95 an hour. :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/08/12 at 8:06 am

http://gaia.adage.com/images/bin/image/medium/08-19-2011-CASH-Rick-Perry.jpg?1313777245

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/08/12 at 10:32 am

Had one like this hanging in our office (way back in the dark ages) until one of the BIG bosses told us we had to take it down. Some people have no sense of humor.

http://www.sign-farm.com/images/RATESCHEDULERESIZED.jpg

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/08/12 at 1:16 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/08/12 at 1:18 pm

I bet your boss has a very long.. (dumb) look at it before he took it down.

Of course. ;)

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/08/12 at 1:54 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/fail-owned-fire-sign-fail.jpg?w=500&h=375

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/08/12 at 7:55 pm

http://gaia.adage.com/images/bin/image/medium/08-19-2011-CASH-Rick-Perry.jpg?1313777245

Who's Rick Perry? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/08/12 at 7:56 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/08/12 at 7:59 pm

Who's Rick Perry? ???

If you read the small print, he is the governor of Texas.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/09/12 at 6:49 am

http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Ask-an-Associate.jpeg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/09/12 at 7:33 am

http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Ask-an-Associate.jpeg

Ok, "Sir can you show me how to do a number 2"? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/09/12 at 4:05 pm

http://womenswit.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ad_blowdryer.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/09/12 at 9:57 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-x1BH8W3st1s/TtWQC05b5aI/AAAAAAAAC14/80dryPSMouw/s1600/Toilet-Mask-ad-1893.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/10/12 at 6:59 am

http://womenswit.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ad_blowdryer.jpg

even if you don't have any hair? ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/10/12 at 7:01 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-x1BH8W3st1s/TtWQC05b5aI/AAAAAAAAC14/80dryPSMouw/s1600/Toilet-Mask-ad-1893.jpg

us guys need one too for just in case we accidently wind up with pee on our faces. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/10/12 at 8:19 am

http://fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/weird-creepy-ads-270.jpg

WTF?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/10/12 at 7:37 pm

http://fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/weird-creepy-ads-270.jpg

WTF?

Is he gonna kill her with toast and butter? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/10/12 at 8:42 pm

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/myl/SignsExterminateCapitalism.png

Is this what they mean to do to capitalists?

http://www.yourfunnystuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/lobster-revenge.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/10/12 at 10:25 pm

Is he gonna kill her with toast and butter? ;D

That's what I thought too! Actually, it's not a toaster, it's a Pitney-Bowes postage meter.

http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/is-it-always-illegal-to-kill-a-woman.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 08/10/12 at 10:44 pm

Is he gonna kill her with toast and butter? ;D

no, toast and jam

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/10/12 at 11:31 pm

Who's Rick Perry? ???

If you read the small print, he is the governor of Texas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csLBSpbHNhU

...and according to Mojo Nixon himself at 1:40-1:50ish, Rick Perry has no Kinky in him.

(Yes, on topic. Mojo Nixon did a parody of his own 1987 hit Elvis is Everywhere in support of Kinky Friedman and his 2006 gubernatorial campaign.)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/11/12 at 7:00 am

That's what I thought too! Actually, it's not a toaster, it's a Pitney-Bowes postage meter.

http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/is-it-always-illegal-to-kill-a-woman.jpg

Maybe he should just mail her back to where she came from. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/11/12 at 7:04 am

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3029/2936178732_1d069fc268.jpg

So that means I'll have to wait till tomorrow? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/11/12 at 7:09 am

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3029/2936178732_1d069fc268.jpg

So that means I'll have to wait till tomorrow? :o

It means that the toilet is closed tomorrow.

You can always go here instead.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-toilet-great-wall.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/11/12 at 7:27 am

It means that the toilet is closed tomorrow.

You can always go here instead.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/fail-toilet-great-wall.jpg

that would be one pretty long pisscall.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/11/12 at 8:39 pm

http://www.funnydailydose.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/funniest_job_classified_ads_10.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/12/12 at 6:47 am

http://www.funnydailydose.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/funniest_job_classified_ads_10.jpg

depends on how much they pay. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/12/12 at 7:53 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/soccer-ball.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/12/12 at 7:38 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/soccer-ball.jpg

So which is it?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/12/12 at 10:53 pm

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqw7wvcibP1qzpvrro1_400.jpg

...and more, found in the article that kicked off this thread of comedy gold!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/13/12 at 6:52 am

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqw7wvcibP1qzpvrro1_400.jpg

...and more, found in the article that kicked off this thread of comedy gold!

wow didn't know OJ had 3 legs. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/13/12 at 7:01 am

Not that this has anything to do with 3 legs...

http://www.le-smile.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/obama-package.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/13/12 at 7:10 am

Not that this has anything to do with 3 legs...

http://www.le-smile.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/obama-package.jpg

Michelle must be pretty happy.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/13/12 at 7:28 am

http://www.buzzinn.net/img/fun/30-funny-news-caption-mistakes/30-funny-news-caption-mistakes04.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/13/12 at 7:26 pm

http://www.buzzinn.net/img/fun/30-funny-news-caption-mistakes/30-funny-news-caption-mistakes04.jpg

was she a good ass or a badass? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/14/12 at 5:42 am

http://www.wtftoday.eu/wp-content/2010/04/wtf_article_1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/14/12 at 7:00 am

http://www.wtftoday.eu/wp-content/2010/04/wtf_article_1.jpg

Wow that hurts! :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/14/12 at 11:22 am

Wow that hurts! :o

He could have walked back into the water with his deck chair...wait for shrinkage, then return to the shore.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 08/14/12 at 11:39 am

He could have walked back into the water with his deck chair...wait for shrinkage, then return to the shore.

I was thinking order a cup of ice but your way works too..

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/14/12 at 12:59 pm

I was thinking order a cup of ice but your way works too..

Your way is more shocking and painful. I like it better.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/14/12 at 8:03 pm

He could have walked back into the water with his deck chair...wait for shrinkage, then return to the shore.

or maybe put an icepack on it.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/14/12 at 11:25 pm

Not that this has anything to do with 3 legs...

http://www.le-smile.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/obama-package.jpg

Not all of 'em. I'd bet Larry Craig would take a pretty wide stance on the issue. (Yes, he's now claiming his legal fees should be picked up by his campaign fund because he was on "official business" in that stall. I'm not making that up.)

Meanwhile, in London...

http://img.weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tacky_6a.jpg

All you people thinking about Lisa Simpson, get your minds outa the gutterlower-left-hand corner.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/15/12 at 7:26 am

Not all of 'em. I'd bet Larry Craig would take a pretty wide stance on the issue. (Yes, he's now claiming his legal fees should be picked up by his campaign fund because he was on "official business" in that stall. I'm not making that up.)

Meanwhile, in London...

http://img.weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tacky_6a.jpg

All you people thinking about Lisa Simpson, get your minds outa the gutterlower-left-hand corner.

The Lisa Simpson condom. I guess it's better than this:

http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2011/01/29/1225996/673068-royal-condoms.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/15/12 at 7:27 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/16/12 at 4:45 am

http://www.pics24h.com/img/fun/bizarre-ads/bizarre-ads11.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/16/12 at 7:12 am

http://www.pics24h.com/img/fun/bizarre-ads/bizarre-ads11.jpg

do they mean the whole eye? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 08/16/12 at 11:47 am

http://www.pics24h.com/img/fun/bizarre-ads/bizarre-ads11.jpg

for nights that are just too nosy

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/16/12 at 7:04 pm

do they mean the whole eye? :o

eye eye cap'n!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/16/12 at 10:52 pm

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/pictures/title/h/e/d/western_mail_pic_gaffe.jpg

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've written a lot of obituaries, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/16/12 at 11:10 pm

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/pictures/title/h/e/d/western_mail_pic_gaffe.jpg

HA!

Der Tod ist ein Dandy
Der Tod ist ein Dandy
Der Tod ist ein Dandy
Bye, Bye! This was made to end all parties, bye, bye…

-- Einstuerzende Neubauten

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/17/12 at 7:00 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/17/12 at 7:02 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rectally-serviceds.jpg

New Maytag logo on hats.

http://rlv.zcache.com/ass_man_hat-p148466896225851357bfnq7_400.jpg

Product not available in stores near you.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/17/12 at 7:20 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: karen on 08/17/12 at 3:09 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/17/12 at 7:10 pm

And Now for Something Completely Different:

http://viz.cwrl.utexas.edu/files/JOIN_NOW.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/17/12 at 7:39 pm

And Now for Something Completely Different:

http://viz.cwrl.utexas.edu/files/JOIN_NOW.jpg

Wow that's some cucumber! :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/18/12 at 6:33 am

http://funmeme.com/image.axd?picture=Kids-Toy-FAIL.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/18/12 at 7:18 am

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3261/2612716153_241d0fb8fe.jpg

this is supposed to be a sex pill? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/18/12 at 7:20 pm

http://chzfailafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/the-china-you-really-want-to-use-when-your-family-comes-over.png

Guess who's coming to dinner! Break out the good china!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/18/12 at 8:00 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/18/12 at 9:49 pm

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3261/2612716153_241d0fb8fe.jpg

this is supposed to be a sex pill? ???

Hey, I wouldn't eat them pills if I was you, Howard!
:o

http://sex-pills.org/wp-content/themes/sexpills/images/women-product/nymphomax-scr.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/19/12 at 6:58 am

http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/funny-toilet-signs-this-toilet-is-for-emergency-sh1.JPG

But honestly. Aren't they all emergencies?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/19/12 at 7:49 am

Hey, I wouldn't eat them pills if I was you, Howard!
:o

http://sex-pills.org/wp-content/themes/sexpills/images/women-product/nymphomax-scr.jpg

Now how in the hell would this stupid pill increase a girl's libido? ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/19/12 at 7:50 am

http://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/funny-toilet-signs-this-toilet-is-for-emergency-sh1.JPG

But honestly. Aren't they all emergencies?

yes but if you have to go you have to go, what exactly is an emergency s h i t? ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/19/12 at 7:55 am

what exactly is an emergency s h i t? ::)

Answer: All of them.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/19/12 at 8:03 am

Answer: All of them.

exactly.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/20/12 at 7:45 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QRb4Ctr01dA/Tbgq1VYGO4I/AAAAAAAASF8/xPCxqsMzO6g/s1600/spell05.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/20/12 at 7:50 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QRb4Ctr01dA/Tbgq1VYGO4I/AAAAAAAASF8/xPCxqsMzO6g/s1600/spell05.jpg

I wonder what they put in these soups? ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/20/12 at 10:57 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QRb4Ctr01dA/Tbgq1VYGO4I/AAAAAAAASF8/xPCxqsMzO6g/s1600/spell05.jpg

They can have these on the side.

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/CatwomanofV/016.jpg

BTW, that is one of my pics.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: seamermar on 08/20/12 at 12:11 pm

http://chzfailafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/the-china-you-really-want-to-use-when-your-family-comes-over.png

Guess who's coming to dinner! Break out the good china!

I guess I could eat snails and clams....in one gulp, if you set the good china upon my breast.

I'm glad to tease to you again dear Foo bar ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/20/12 at 1:15 pm

http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/ad-fail-3.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/20/12 at 2:42 pm

http://cdn.pophangover.com/images/ad-fail-3.jpg

gotta catch his ass. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: loki 13 on 08/20/12 at 4:01 pm

They can have these on the side.

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/CatwomanofV/016.jpg

BTW, that is one of my pics.

Cat

That is the sponser of the Philadelphia Union Soccer Team.

http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu103/loki_13_2009/philadelphia_1.png

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/20/12 at 9:48 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/20/12 at 10:36 pm

Now how in the hell would this stupid pill increase a girl's libido? ::)

...because the smart girls are sober enough to turn down all prospective suitors?

They can have these on the side.
http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/CatwomanofV/016.jpg

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/crazy-parenting-fails-parenting-fails-from-playstation-to-baby-changing-station.png

Oh, no, those bimbos won't get our precious bodily fluids that easily, at least not of the Hatherton Centre and the UK National Health System has anything to say about it!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 08/20/12 at 10:41 pm

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/myl/ProsperousHairBlood.jpg

These spectacular menu items need to have corresponding photos with them.
Can you order takeout?

- "Hi, what is your order?"
- "I want two f**k the fragrant chicken cartilage"

"I don't care whether the chicken cartilage is fragrant or not, just dont fark it in my restaurant!"

And now, the educational part of tonight's entertainment: Warped got that on a page from a cunning linguist (seriously, the guy studies linguistics at UPenn) where Victor Mair explains the origin of "Fark the Fruit" and why it appears so many times in Chinese/English mistranslations.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/21/12 at 7:32 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/21/12 at 7:37 am

"I don't care whether the chicken cartilage is fragrant or not, just dont fark it in my restaurant!"

And now, the educational part of tonight's entertainment: Warped got that on a page from a cunning linguist (seriously, the guy studies linguistics at UPenn) where Victor Mair explains the origin of "Fark the Fruit" and why it appears so many times in Chinese/English mistranslations.

I read the article. You are so well informed.
Guess I better not ask the Chinese to do the funky chicken.

Next up,

http://randomoverload.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/15e6nny-kfc-in-south-africa-kentucky-fried-chicken1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/21/12 at 6:47 pm

I read the article. You are so well informed.
Guess I better not ask the Chinese to do the funky chicken.

Next up,

http://randomoverload.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/15e6nny-kfc-in-south-africa-kentucky-fried-chicken1.jpg

what would I do with 11 Cows and what the hell or where is my Lobola? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/21/12 at 8:07 pm

what would I do with 11 Cows and what the hell or where is my Lobola? ???

"Lobola". It's an old South African tradition/custom whereby the man pays the family of his fiancée for her hand in marriage.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/22/12 at 6:58 am

http://www.sportbikes.net/forums/attachments/wisconsin/136398d1189084322-funny-classified-ad-image5.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/22/12 at 7:37 am

http://www.sportbikes.net/forums/attachments/wisconsin/136398d1189084322-funny-classified-ad-image5.jpg

I'll take the bike anyway.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 08/22/12 at 8:21 am

http://www.sportbikes.net/forums/attachments/wisconsin/136398d1189084322-funny-classified-ad-image5.jpg

Ha ha ha. It never does dude. You should've learned that lesson sooner Steve.

I'll take the bike anyway.

That's because you don't have a wife to tell you you can't have it.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/22/12 at 8:41 am

Ha ha ha. It never does dude. You should've learned that lesson sooner Steve.
That's because you don't have a wife to tell you you can't have it.

Exactly.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/22/12 at 12:36 pm

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dont-even-fart-in-the-forest-sign.jpg

Remember... Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Farts.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/22/12 at 2:00 pm

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dont-even-fart-in-the-forest-sign.jpg

Remember... Only YOU Can Prevent Forest Farts.

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/23/12 at 8:10 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-fighting-the-glad-fight.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 08/23/12 at 11:29 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-fighting-the-glad-fight.jpg

Now that's what I call Comminity Policing ;D
Personally I would've transferred her call to the fire dept. being America's Heros an all ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/23/12 at 2:31 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-fighting-the-glad-fight.jpg

next thing you know she might drop the jar and shards of glass fly right into her.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/23/12 at 8:26 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/epic-fail-photos-probably-bad-news-fighting-the-glad-fight.jpg

Sounds like the Amherst police log. It's the most amusing section of our birdcage liner, The Amherst Bulletin.

For example --

# 11:57 a.m. - A woman told police she was at the Jones Library when a child screamed in her ear, which may have caused permanent damage to her hearing. Police advised her to pursue a complaint in civil court.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_89v_RaQ5UEU/R7Az_bf4uPI/AAAAAAAAAjM/rXH2lR0p5bI/s320/bully+VM+2.JPG
:D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/24/12 at 5:39 am

http://www.travelstart.com/street/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Chinglish.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/24/12 at 7:23 am

Sounds like the Amherst police log. It's the most amusing section of our birdcage liner, The Amherst Bulletin.

For example --

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_89v_RaQ5UEU/R7Az_bf4uPI/AAAAAAAAAjM/rXH2lR0p5bI/s320/bully+VM+2.JPG
:D

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/24/12 at 7:25 am

http://www.travelstart.com/street/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Chinglish.jpg

I'll take the lung cold tablets.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/24/12 at 7:26 am

http://momandpopcultureshop.typepad.com/bloggedyblogblog/images/crappie_2.jpg

anyone want to see my huge crappie?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/24/12 at 4:12 pm

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/friendiscareless-copy.jpg?w=265&h=383

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/25/12 at 7:28 am

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/friendiscareless-copy.jpg?w=265&h=383

But why is he sticking his hand up his rear end? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/25/12 at 1:32 pm

But why is he sticking his hand up his rear end? ;D

Don't you know that is the international symbol for a protagonist?

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/26/12 at 1:36 am

http://www.dwhudson.net/english/eng_img/more-disabilities.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/26/12 at 3:10 am

Don't you know that is the international symbol for a protagonist?

Cat

or a proctologist even. ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/26/12 at 2:32 pm

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/12/14/c5ca06b9634bba80367778a328773304-peeing-and-water-fountain-sign.jpg

Strange water fountain sign.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/26/12 at 2:53 pm

http://www.dwhudson.net/english/eng_img/more-disabilities.jpg

one smoke meat sandwich... please.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/26/12 at 2:53 pm

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/12/14/c5ca06b9634bba80367778a328773304-peeing-and-water-fountain-sign.jpg

Strange water fountain sign.

that sign is for tall people.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/26/12 at 2:55 pm

that sign is for tall people.

I see...so tall people are allowed to pee on the floor when they drink from a water fountain. Noted.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/26/12 at 3:22 pm

I see...so tall people are allowed to pee on the floor when they drink from a water fountain. Noted.

I thought it was a sign for a tall person and a tall water fountain.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/26/12 at 8:19 pm

or a proctologist even. ;) ;D

Blame that one on the spell check and me not really checking the spelling. :D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/27/12 at 7:17 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/12-inch-woody.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/27/12 at 7:29 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/12-inch-woody.jpg

To infinity and beyond. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 08/27/12 at 11:27 am

what's an inch Woody?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/27/12 at 3:52 pm

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2486/4367035295_e402354462.jpg

Toilet for the weak.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 08/27/12 at 4:58 pm

http://brog.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/I-wont-eat-here/19d45d42.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/28/12 at 6:57 am

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2486/4367035295_e402354462.jpg

Toilet for the weak.

what about a toilet for the strong?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/28/12 at 7:35 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/06/chicken-soup-confiscates-hand.jpg

Chicken soup for the confiscated.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/28/12 at 9:02 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/09/men-between-urine.jpg

Torn between two liquids, looking like a pool
Loving both of you is breaking all the rules

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/29/12 at 6:46 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/09/men-between-urine.jpg

Torn between two liquids, looking like a pool
Loving both of you is breaking all the rules

Do they mean between pisscalls?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/29/12 at 6:48 am

http://www.midgetopinions.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/64755xcitefun-funny-picture-photo-sign-bathroom-mrapplegate-pic.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/29/12 at 7:24 am

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/japan-priority-seat-sign-3.jpg

1. Man sitting on chair, looking down at his laptop computer, bright screen
2. Huge hologram of person jumps out from laptop screen, startles the other person.
3. Hologram person has left a huge swollen bruise on man's stomach
4. Person looking underneath seat of man with swollen stomach bruise, looking for loose change they dropped.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/29/12 at 7:59 pm

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/japan-priority-seat-sign-3.jpg

Sex education for the stickman. Step 3 is "sunrise over stickman"

and what's number 4 supposed to be?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/30/12 at 8:31 am

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/464424/80595154.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 08/30/12 at 9:06 am

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/japan-priority-seat-sign-3.jpg

Sex education for the stickman. Step 3 is "sunrise over stickman"

What worries me most is step #2. There seems to be something of an age difference there... :-\\

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/30/12 at 12:27 pm

What worries me most is step #2. There seems to be something of an age difference there... :-\\

Think "It's a midget". That will make you feel better.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/30/12 at 2:05 pm

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/464424/80595154.jpg

Could someone translate German? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 08/30/12 at 2:46 pm

Could someone translate German? ???

Type it into google translate and tell us what it says.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/30/12 at 2:51 pm

Type it into google translate and tell us what it says.

Google translate: "funny, cuddly rabbit with pubic hair and breast. comes to every super good!"

I was happier before I translated that.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 08/30/12 at 3:20 pm

Google translate: "funny, cuddly rabbit with pubic hair and breast. comes to every super good!"

I was happier before I translated that.

That's why I suggested Howard do it :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 08/30/12 at 4:48 pm

What worries me most is step #2. There seems to be something of an age difference there... :-\\

Not only that but, the taller, seated figure appears to be of both genders? The first picture it's male, and the last picture, it's female? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/31/12 at 1:33 am

http://img.uphaa.com/uploads/952/img13.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/31/12 at 7:15 am

Think "It's a midget". That will make you feel better.

Could that midget be a guy or a girl?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/31/12 at 7:16 am

Google translate: "funny, cuddly rabbit with pubic hair and breast. comes to every super good!"

I was happier before I translated that.

They could've at least put it on a teddy bear.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/31/12 at 7:17 am

http://img.uphaa.com/uploads/952/img13.jpg

So I don't have to be jewish? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/31/12 at 1:02 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/assorted-guts.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: karen on 08/31/12 at 2:20 pm

Sounds like the Amherst police log. It's the most amusing section of our birdcage liner, The Amherst Bulletin.

I used to like reading the one in the Glastonbury Citizen when we lived there, till they changed it and left out all the fun details. It was no fun reading that the local police went to a report of suspicious activity somewhere!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: karen on 08/31/12 at 2:23 pm

They could've at least put it on a teddy bear.

and that would make it ok??

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 08/31/12 at 3:01 pm

They could've at least put it on a teddy bear.

But Howard this way people can say they've had a "bunny" ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/31/12 at 8:00 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/assorted-guts.jpg

is it supposed to be "human guts"?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 08/31/12 at 8:00 pm

and that would make it ok??

I guess.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/31/12 at 8:50 pm

and that would make it ok??

I guess.

(buzzer sounds). That's an incorrect answer. Try again.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 08/31/12 at 8:54 pm

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7035/6595127659_c34807e8d8_z.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/01/12 at 7:26 am

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7035/6595127659_c34807e8d8_z.jpg

Um... they both have the same directions... ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/01/12 at 9:32 am

http://swick.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/funny_toilet_signs/funny8.jpg

Don't immitate the 2012 London Olympics logo in the washroom.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/06/05/olympics460.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/01/12 at 7:40 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/01/12 at 7:57 pm

http://shoplylive.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/00/85/0085d68e9e824cb5f529be0eb324ec32.jpg

Umm, OK...how about this dream?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/epic-fail-bus-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/02/12 at 3:28 pm

http://shoplylive.s3.amazonaws.com/cache/00/85/0085d68e9e824cb5f529be0eb324ec32.jpg

Umm, OK...how about this dream?

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/epic-fail-bus-fail.jpg

Where do you go on The Bus Of Dreams?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/02/12 at 8:50 pm

Where do you go on The Bus Of Dreams?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SI-7XUYvY

It is David Hasselhoff we are talking about...

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/04/12 at 12:10 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/cabe50b7-cc36-4a9c-ad99-9b1ca43a5143.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/04/12 at 7:55 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/cabe50b7-cc36-4a9c-ad99-9b1ca43a5143.jpg

wait will the women be beaten or will the men? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/05/12 at 6:22 am

wait will the women be beaten or will the men? ???

1 in 4 women will be beaten by husbands. It's the women who will be beaten.

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/job-fails-thats-what-i-think-of-your-beef-dog.jpeg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/05/12 at 7:11 am

1 in 4 women will be beaten by husbands. It's the women who will be beaten.

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/job-fails-thats-what-i-think-of-your-beef-dog.jpeg

I'm not hungry.... 8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/05/12 at 9:27 am

1 in 4 women will be beaten by husbands. It's the women who will be beaten.

http://mthruf.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/job-fails-thats-what-i-think-of-your-beef-dog.jpeg

U can't combine your posts like that if you want tge response to be seen. I mean read ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/05/12 at 9:33 am

U can't combine your posts like that if you want tge response to be seen. I mean read ;)

D'Oh! Thanks for your suggestion & advice. Will try to remember that. :)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/05/12 at 9:38 am

D'Oh! Thanks for your suggestion & advice. Will try to remember that. :)

Anytime.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/05/12 at 10:05 am

D'Oh! Thanks for your suggestion & advice. Will try to remember that. :)

Anytime.

Lemme help.

wait will the women be beaten or will the men? ???

Today's grammar lesson.

The women are the direct object of the action verb.
Therefore 1 in 4 women will be beaten by their husbands means that 1 out of 4 women will be beaten by their husband.

Had the men been the direct object then the article would've read
3 out of 4 women kick their husbands ass ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/06/12 at 7:39 am

http://blog.emilyminor.com/uploaded_images/IMG_2390-717705.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/06/12 at 7:41 am

http://blog.emilyminor.com/uploaded_images/IMG_2390-717705.jpg

how drunk is she?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/06/12 at 7:42 am

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a102_e10.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 09/06/12 at 8:16 am

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a102_e10.jpg

I think the first three are actually just appetizers.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 09/06/12 at 8:22 am

wait will the women be beaten or will the men? ???

Lemme help.

Today's grammar lesson.

The women are the direct object of the action verb.
Therefore 1 in 4 women will be beaten by their husbands means that 1 out of 4 women will be beaten by their husband.

Had the men been the direct object then the article would've read
3 out of 4 women kick their husbands ass ;D

But anyway...that wasn't the FAIL in the add. So I'll give Howard a second chance.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/cabe50b7-cc36-4a9c-ad99-9b1ca43a5143.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/06/12 at 11:47 am

http://www.skincenterdothan.com/files/images/chocolate_massage_ad_012010.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/06/12 at 3:55 pm

I think the first three are actually just appetizers.

and what's the last? ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/06/12 at 9:42 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/missing-foot.jpg

I think they've watched too much Monty Python

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070704094020/uncyclopedia/images/8/85/Foot.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/07/12 at 1:12 am

http://www.skincenterdothan.com/files/images/chocolate_massage_ad_012010.jpg

You know what they say. Once you go...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7sjj6i4Gz1qctkcl.jpg

...umm...

http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2012-09-04T230750Z_459881616_TB3E8941S8SCA_RTRMADP_3_USA-CAMPAIGN.JPG

...right. Back to the politics thread, where it's safe!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/07/12 at 4:01 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/07/12 at 8:59 pm

You know what they say. Once you go...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7sjj6i4Gz1qctkcl.jpg

...umm...

y para ella...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/3171428248_7c03a59471.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/07/12 at 9:35 pm

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/asian-sign-fails-3.jpg?w=500&h=364

I'll trade my kid's diaper (she's just started on solids and has eaten 3 meals since the last change) for that new one in the box you are carrying.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/08/12 at 7:20 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/08/12 at 2:04 pm

http://www.moonbattery.com/fail-owned-non-gender-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/09/12 at 8:04 am

http://www.moonbattery.com/fail-owned-non-gender-fail.jpg

this one is ridiculous.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/09/12 at 4:03 pm

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3585/3449320624_af5927d367.jpg

Really scarmberg'd the English language there.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/09/12 at 11:37 pm

http://www.lonnypaul.com/images/6_month_baby_for_trade.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/10/12 at 7:16 am

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3585/3449320624_af5927d367.jpg

Really scarmberg'd the English language there.

you've never had Scarmberg before?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/10/12 at 7:17 am

http://www.lonnypaul.com/images/6_month_baby_for_trade.jpg

I wouldn't want it.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/10/12 at 7:49 am

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c40.0.403.403/p403x403/399742_10151371277178835_1336491461_n.jpg

The woman's head is in the wrong place. Oops.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 09/10/12 at 8:13 am

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c40.0.403.403/p403x403/399742_10151371277178835_1336491461_n.jpg

The woman's head is in the wrong place. Oops.

...Or is it?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/10/12 at 9:27 am

I wouldn't want it.

Me either!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/10/12 at 9:28 am

...Or is it?

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/10/12 at 1:16 pm

http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/IMG_0096-1.JPG

Sure, after a terrific LSD trip.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/10/12 at 2:37 pm

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c40.0.403.403/p403x403/399742_10151371277178835_1336491461_n.jpg

The woman's head is in the wrong place. Oops.

It sure is. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/10/12 at 2:38 pm

http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/IMG_0096-1.JPG

Sure, after a terrific LSD trip.

mine talks after I go to the bathroom. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads/ Signs

Written By: warped on 09/10/12 at 6:34 pm

http://www.china-mike.com/wp-content/gallery/chinglish-1-unintentional-obscenity/2-13-chinglish-funny.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/10/12 at 10:26 pm

http://jimromenesko.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/where2.gif

Oops.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/11/12 at 12:25 am

http://jimromenesko.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/where2.gif

Oops.

If you were that editor you'd --
http://www.gingersoftware.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/unfortunate_text_placement1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/11/12 at 7:16 am

http://factsanddetails.com/media/2/20111123-asia%20obscura%20amazingmenu2.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads/ Signs

Written By: Howard on 09/11/12 at 7:19 am

http://www.china-mike.com/wp-content/gallery/chinglish-1-unintentional-obscenity/2-13-chinglish-funny.jpg

that's weird.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/11/12 at 7:20 am

http://factsanddetails.com/media/2/20111123-asia%20obscura%20amazingmenu2.jpg

yuck! 8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/11/12 at 3:37 pm

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/09xSApk96Iw/0.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/11/12 at 7:55 pm

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/09xSApk96Iw/0.jpg

this one is weird.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/11/12 at 8:58 pm

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4058/4577625391_fbb42805cc_o.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/12/12 at 7:50 am

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4058/4577625391_fbb42805cc_o.jpg

I'll take the lung cold tablets for $5.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/12/12 at 7:52 am

http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/4d5d6e3849e2ae786a010000-590/bizarre-phone-accessories-pamphlet.jpg

This is an ad for cell phone acessories and why is the phone on her crotch? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/12/12 at 8:05 am

This is an ad for cell phone acessories and why is the phone on her crotch? ???

She's making a personal call? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/12/12 at 10:45 am

I'll take the lung cold tablets for $5.

That is not $5 but 5 Japanese Yen which comes to about 6 cents.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/12/12 at 12:23 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tt3JCVFaKVA/T-3Gr9yJ90I/AAAAAAAABuM/8mzrvy8Uoz0/s1600/cancer.png

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/12/12 at 2:36 pm

She's making a personal call? :D

vagina is calling penis. :D

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/12/12 at 2:37 pm

That is not $5 but 5 Japanese Yen which comes to about 6 cents.

Cat

6 cents? That's all?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/12/12 at 9:28 pm

http://gentlemint.com/media/images/2012/02/16/1e8aa8b1.jpg.505x650_q85.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/13/12 at 10:57 am

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Best+SAVE+ENERGY+AD_fe6153_4079135.jpg

Not coming up-even when I copy & paste. :-\\

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/13/12 at 2:16 pm

Not really an ad, but a funny headline (even if it is risque). Just saw it today, even though it's probably old.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/429869_463242400365377_1147366975_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/13/12 at 2:31 pm

Not coming up-even when I copy & paste. :-\\
Cat

Fixed?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/13/12 at 7:43 pm

http://gentlemint.com/media/images/2012/02/16/1e8aa8b1.jpg.505x650_q85.jpg

Why do they always seem to put the light switch in the middle there? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/13/12 at 7:44 pm

Not really an ad, but a funny headline (even if it is risque). Just saw it today, even though it's probably old.

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/429869_463242400365377_1147366975_n.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/13/12 at 8:32 pm

http://hairlarious.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/pic12259.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/7/129021047622423684.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/13/12 at 9:33 pm

ouch

http://spydersden.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/1950s-lysol.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/14/12 at 6:46 am

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/friendiscareless-copy.jpg?w=265&h=383&h=383

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 09/14/12 at 8:27 am

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/friendiscareless-copy.jpg?w=265&h=383&h=383

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/friendiscareless-copy.jpg?w=265&h=383

I guess there's no harm in telling twice! ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/14/12 at 8:59 am

I guess there's no harm in telling twice! ;)

Did I post this twice? Oh no ;D

Let's see if this is a new one

http://api.ning.com/files/ucw*pxCNlm2WAGcNeVhKuuSM3bMGtERunFzM6wYhkPhyjSHo1RMuTn8wvh66tPbu2csClFhfTwn2GNQCKCU0DFDqC3S-DRRu/toiletchinglish2.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/14/12 at 11:12 am

I guess there's no harm in telling twice! ;)

He's learning from Howard. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/14/12 at 12:23 pm

He's learning from Howard. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

The add was so strange, it deserved an "encore" ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/14/12 at 3:46 pm

http://hairlarious.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/pic12259.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/7/129021047622423684.jpg

Does it terminate money?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/14/12 at 3:48 pm

Did I post this twice? Oh no ;D

Let's see if this is a new one

http://api.ning.com/files/ucw*pxCNlm2WAGcNeVhKuuSM3bMGtERunFzM6wYhkPhyjSHo1RMuTn8wvh66tPbu2csClFhfTwn2GNQCKCU0DFDqC3S-DRRu/toiletchinglish2.jpg

But I will not invite anyone else cause I have to pee and move my bowels in private.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/15/12 at 6:36 am

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7228/7164004164_398a599310_z.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/15/12 at 3:56 pm

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7228/7164004164_398a599310_z.jpg

now I don't feel so hungry. 8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/15/12 at 4:12 pm

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4082/4916486761_255ae5abbc.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/15/12 at 5:49 pm

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4082/4916486761_255ae5abbc.jpg

That must not be the menu for Alice's Restaurant because they say, "You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant except for Alice" but Alice is on the menu.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/16/12 at 8:31 am

http://killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/BestofFunnyTearOffAds9PICS_14FFB/funny_tear_off_ads_05.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/16/12 at 8:55 am

http://killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/BestofFunnyTearOffAds9PICS_14FFB/funny_tear_off_ads_05.jpg

do you know how many times I have looked at those things and gone.... aw man.... it has something written on it! If only it were blank I could totally use it!!!!

http://bolojee.com/images/smilies/sign0170.gif

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/16/12 at 6:24 pm

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4082/4916486761_255ae5abbc.jpg

They turned Alice into a drink? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/16/12 at 6:25 pm

http://killmydaynow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/BestofFunnyTearOffAds9PICS_14FFB/funny_tear_off_ads_05.jpg

I'll take one.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/17/12 at 8:00 am

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2001/2332755238_5b3706c5ab.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/18/12 at 3:08 pm

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2043/2172867081_4d39704d6a_z.jpg

Trying to imagine what Onion cigarette pulp draws cuttle juice fish juice face would taste like.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/18/12 at 3:32 pm

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2043/2172867081_4d39704d6a_z.jpg

Trying to imagine what Onion cigarette pulp draws cuttle juice fish juice face would taste like.

like onions? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/18/12 at 9:16 pm

like onions? ???

With a few other tasty ingredients.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 09/19/12 at 2:26 am

With a few other tasty ingredients.

Cigarette pulp is my favorite! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/19/12 at 7:14 am

Cigarette pulp is my favorite! :D

that wouldn't taste good. 8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/19/12 at 8:12 am

http://static.radio86.eu/sites/default/files/styles/web_full/public/Chinglish_Inga-Fritzen-Buan.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/20/12 at 4:03 pm

http://heyjay139.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/guns1.jpg?w=584

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/20/12 at 4:12 pm

http://heyjay139.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/guns1.jpg?w=584

bet the Father does.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/21/12 at 12:04 am

bet the Father does.

but Father doesn't have a gun in the picture, just all three sons... :-\\

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/21/12 at 5:55 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-581Q3v7WgLE/Tk1apAHYD2I/AAAAAAAAEyM/NgrNlDTzemU/s1600/sexy-beer-ad-26.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 09/21/12 at 6:19 am

http://heyjay139.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/guns1.jpg?w=584

Yay! Nothing quite like a proper Christmas shooting party.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/21/12 at 7:48 am

but Father doesn't have a gun in the picture, just all three sons... :-\\

the father will survive.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/21/12 at 7:49 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-581Q3v7WgLE/Tk1apAHYD2I/AAAAAAAAEyM/NgrNlDTzemU/s1600/sexy-beer-ad-26.jpg

WOW! ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/22/12 at 11:03 am

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/189321093d9ff6eafc1adda43bdf1f0677a55da3_m.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/22/12 at 4:14 pm

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/189321093d9ff6eafc1adda43bdf1f0677a55da3_m.jpg

WTF? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/23/12 at 6:23 am

http://cdn.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/epic-fail-deal-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/23/12 at 7:21 am

http://cdn.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/epic-fail-deal-fail.jpg

that's pretty cheap.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/23/12 at 7:35 pm

that's pretty cheap.

The real money's in the treatment :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/24/12 at 12:08 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-581Q3v7WgLE/Tk1apAHYD2I/AAAAAAAAEyM/NgrNlDTzemU/s1600/sexy-beer-ad-26.jpg

Saw you across the bar.

http://lordsoflolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/its-not-an-optical-illusion.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/24/12 at 7:10 am

http://shanghaiscrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/dsc03633.JPG

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/24/12 at 7:21 am

http://shanghaiscrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/dsc03633.JPG

what's a human pickle?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/24/12 at 10:21 am

what's a human pickle?

Some people call em sausage....other people call em pickles..... At any rate you have one.....I do not :D

Unless its meant to read Pickled Human. That's something entirely different b

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/24/12 at 10:45 pm

what's a human pickle?

Ask Peter Piper.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/25/12 at 7:21 am

http://www.thedetroitbureau.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Pasternak-Deadly-Slow.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/25/12 at 7:22 am

Some people call em sausage....other people call em pickles..... At any rate you have one.....I do not :D

Unless its meant to read Pickled Human. That's something entirely different b

Erm... I don't have a pickle mine is a small pear. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/25/12 at 8:00 am

http://media.turnofspeed.com/media/lowteck/main_oneletter0570085.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/25/12 at 3:01 pm

http://media.turnofspeed.com/media/lowteck/main_oneletter0570085.jpg

So you can't pork?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: gumbypiz on 09/25/12 at 9:42 pm

Sexy Halloween Inspired...Menstrual Pads?
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/9/19/14/enhanced-buzz-20317-1348077604-13.jpg

More of these here

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 09/25/12 at 10:26 pm

Sexy Halloween Inspired...Menstrual Pads?
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/9/19/14/enhanced-buzz-20317-1348077604-13.jpg

More of these here

I have just been dieing to get me some pads like that for Halloween ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Dagwood on 09/25/12 at 10:26 pm

I think what bothers me the most about that is that they are reusable. 8-P **gag**

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 09/25/12 at 10:30 pm

mine go in the trash and thats where they will continue to go.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/25/12 at 11:09 pm

I think what bothers me the most about that is that they are reusable. 8-P **gag**

NOOOOOOOO !!!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/26/12 at 12:04 am

Going to the costume party, don't forget your party hats!
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/hallow2.gif

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/26/12 at 6:31 am

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/myl/llog/JustTheQueen1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/26/12 at 8:23 am

Sexy Halloween Inspired...Menstrual Pads?
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/9/19/14/enhanced-buzz-20317-1348077604-13.jpg

More of these here

just what women want. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 09/26/12 at 10:43 am

just what women want. ;D

I'm scared now Howard knows women too well http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/forum%20smilies/bezorgd.gif

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/26/12 at 12:40 pm

http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2723263285_934008a82a_o.jpg

Even translating into English makes no sense

"I am like a fish in the water"

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/26/12 at 1:31 pm

I'm scared now Howard knows women too well http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc153/rocksannwastaken/forum%20smilies/bezorgd.gif

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/26/12 at 1:31 pm

http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2723263285_934008a82a_o.jpg

Even translating into English makes no sense

"I am like a fish in the air"

UM? ??? Wow! :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/26/12 at 1:59 pm

http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2723263285_934008a82a_o.jpg

Even translating into English makes no sense

"I am like a fish in the air"

C'est...um...totalement faux!

Maybe their translation was supposed to be like a fish out of water?

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/26/12 at 2:02 pm

Maybe their translation was supposed to be like a fish out of water?

Cat

Maybe...but there's something fishy going on here...even though we know what bait she is using.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/26/12 at 4:51 pm

maybe it's an ad for a douche and she needs to clean out the fishbowl

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/26/12 at 8:32 pm

http://ranqit.com/u/ddeb267b-c713-4b34-af4c-d1cff15a1ec8.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 09/27/12 at 2:28 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/12/mEMpnF_7XUO2xHoVeH5_zA2.jpg

Well, fine, I'll just take a dump somewhere classier, then.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/27/12 at 7:13 am

Maybe...but there's something fishy going on here...even though we know what bait she is using.

just have to find out what's under her skirt? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/27/12 at 7:14 am

http://ranqit.com/u/ddeb267b-c713-4b34-af4c-d1cff15a1ec8.jpg

take the foreigner keep the luggage.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/27/12 at 7:15 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/12/mEMpnF_7XUO2xHoVeH5_zA2.jpg

Well, fine, I'll just take a dump somewhere classier, then.

what about the weapons of mass destructions?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/27/12 at 8:24 am

just have to find out what's under her skirt? :D

General rule of thumb......if you see (or smell) fish you probably don't want to know

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/27/12 at 12:40 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/restroom-sign-beijing-china-english.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/27/12 at 12:46 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/restroom-sign-beijing-china-english.jpg

The Yellow River flows through the district.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/27/12 at 12:47 pm

The Yellow River flows through the district.

Cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ5-FoiBuVc

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/27/12 at 7:45 pm

General rule of thumb......if you see (or smell) fish you probably don't want to know

you got that right. :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/27/12 at 7:46 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/restroom-sign-beijing-china-english.jpg

Where is this Urine district?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/27/12 at 8:04 pm

Where is this Urine district?

it's probably whatever district yer in! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 09/28/12 at 5:26 am

it's probably whatever district yer in! :D

Ow! Bad pun!

But I like it. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 09/28/12 at 6:38 am

The Yellow River flows through the district.

Cat

As a librarian, we had a man come in once, talk to my boss, request a book called "Yellow River" written by I. P. Freely. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/28/12 at 7:30 am

As a librarian, we had a man come in once, talk to my boss, request a book called "Yellow River" written by I. P. Freely. ::)

that's funny. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/28/12 at 7:33 am

http://media-cache0.pinterest.com/upload/179792210094157262_pi6ietDX_b.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/28/12 at 7:41 am

http://cdn.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny-fail-pics-newspaper-clipping-dangerous-spinach-salad.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/28/12 at 7:49 am

http://cdn.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny-fail-pics-newspaper-clipping-dangerous-spinach-salad.jpg

Then I better avoid it. :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 09/28/12 at 10:23 am

http://cdn.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/funny-fail-pics-newspaper-clipping-dangerous-spinach-salad.jpg

perfect for Popeye

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/28/12 at 12:04 pm

As a librarian, we had a man come in once, talk to my boss, request a book called "Yellow River" written by I. P. Freely. ::)

I thought that book was written by I.P. Daily. Next time say, "It is right next to "Green River" by I.P. Strangely". How about "20 Miles To The Outhouse" by Willy Makit. Illustrated by Betty Wont.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/28/12 at 1:02 pm

I thought that book was written by I.P. Daily. Next time say, "It is right next to "Green River" by I.P. Strangely". How about "20 Miles To The Outhouse" by Willy Makit. Illustrated by Betty Wont.

Cat

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/28/12 at 2:37 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/28/12 at 2:37 pm

perfect for Popeye

but Popeye never died from eating spinach.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/28/12 at 2:48 pm

but Popeye never died from eating spinach.

There's always a first time, if he tries the meal above. (Think that's what Wildcard was eluding to..unless she wants to see Popeye dead..like..right now)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/28/12 at 3:00 pm

There's always a first time, if he tries the meal above. (Think that's what Wildcard was eluding to..unless she wants to see Popeye dead..like..right now)

Bluto would've wanted to shoot Popeye but back then it was just cartoon violence.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 09/28/12 at 4:03 pm

Popeye cartoons made me completely sick. First time or as soon as possible will be great.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: loki 13 on 09/28/12 at 8:06 pm

General rule of thumb......if you see (or smell) fish you probably don't want to know

I always thought it was, "If it smells like cologne leave it alone, if it smells like fish what a delightful dish."

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/28/12 at 10:20 pm

Popeye cartoons made me completely sick. First time or as soon as possible will be great.

They acted like a bunch of schizophrenic cokeheads!
:D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/28/12 at 10:27 pm

Aussie toothpaste commercial. Nice graphics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWWQEeyjHmM

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: whistledog on 09/28/12 at 11:00 pm

I saw this one on Facebook ...

http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/320447_10151090170274317_1523182267_n.jpg

Unless there's something the Estevez family is not telling us, Charlie Sheen is NOT Canadian

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/28/12 at 11:24 pm

http://epic-chiropractic.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/R.-Kelley-Farms.jpg

http://prc.hsc.wvu.edu/OMD%20Program/OMD%20Logo.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: whistledog on 09/29/12 at 12:49 am

http://prc.hsc.wvu.edu/OMD%20Program/OMD%20Logo.jpg

"I got a secret and I can't explain"

:D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/29/12 at 6:27 am

http://andywibbels.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8354f1fb569e20147e19c11a7970b-580wi

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 09/29/12 at 9:58 am

I always thought it was, "If it smells like cologne leave it alone, if it smells like fish what a delightful dish."

I hadn't heard that one before... ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/29/12 at 5:07 pm

Aussie toothpaste commercial. Nice graphics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWWQEeyjHmM

So what's the tree have to do with it?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/29/12 at 5:08 pm

http://andywibbels.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8354f1fb569e20147e19c11a7970b-580wi

Do they also have Cherry Gay? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/29/12 at 8:03 pm

http://www.dwhudson.net/english/eng_img/supplies-killed.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 09/30/12 at 4:06 pm

http://www.dwhudson.net/english/eng_img/supplies-killed.jpg

I'll take the toothbrush.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 09/30/12 at 5:50 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/09/vomit-the-pond.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/01/12 at 8:19 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/07/Wild-Ass-House.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/02/12 at 7:34 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/09/vomit-the-pond.jpg

So there's vomit IN the pond? :o

8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/02/12 at 7:35 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/07/Wild-Ass-House.jpg

My kind of house. ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 10/02/12 at 10:10 am

So there's vomit IN the pond? :o

8-P

actually I think it's instructing people to vomit in the pond (which means there may be vomit in it...)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/02/12 at 2:24 pm

actually I think it's instructing people to vomit in the pond (which means there may be vomit in it...)

no thank you. 8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/02/12 at 2:37 pm

http://www.adrants.com/images/im_grapic40.gif

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/02/12 at 3:07 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/07/Wild-Ass-House.jpg

http://idiotflashback.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/animal_house_deltas.jpg

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/03/12 at 7:19 am

http://www.adrants.com/images/im_grapic40.gif

what does a cigarette have to do with this article? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/03/12 at 7:33 am

what does a cigarette have to do with this article? ???

I can't read Japanese, but the vibe I get is "Don't extinguish your cigarette in the snow" . The only things that should be stuck in the snow are ski gear and your own face (when you fall, I suppose)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 10/03/12 at 10:08 am

I can't read Japanese, but the vibe I get is "Don't extinguish your cigarette in the snow" . The only things that should be stuck in the snow are ski gear and your own face (when you fall, I suppose)

that's how I read it.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/03/12 at 12:56 pm

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm35/aimeexnicole/male-sex-toilet.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/03/12 at 6:49 pm

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm35/aimeexnicole/male-sex-toilet.jpg

There are some of those in the UMass library!
8-P

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/92058108_7ac6bc9bfa.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/03/12 at 7:45 pm

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm35/aimeexnicole/male-sex-toilet.jpg

only for the males. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/03/12 at 9:37 pm

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/261994_493193284039171_1161458581_n.jpg

I ain't joining that gym :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/04/12 at 7:52 am

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/261994_493193284039171_1161458581_n.jpg

I ain't joining that gym :P

An Ugly Gym? could be very interesting.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/05/12 at 6:46 am

http://fumaga.com/i/woman-missing-since-she-got-lost-headline.jpg

No shyt, Sherlock.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/05/12 at 4:27 pm

http://fumaga.com/i/woman-missing-since-she-got-lost-headline.jpg

No shyt, Sherlock.

that is obvious! ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/05/12 at 5:16 pm

Sexy Halloween Inspired...Menstrual Pads?
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/9/19/14/enhanced-buzz-20317-1348077604-13.jpg

More of these here

What the?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Ashkicksass on 10/05/12 at 5:21 pm

How about "20 Miles To The Outhouse" by Willy Makit. Illustrated by Betty Wont.

Cat

That was my day yesterday! ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/05/12 at 5:38 pm

That was my day yesterday! ;D

I thought about posting that in the Rant thread but thought that I would just (dare I say) let it pass.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/05/12 at 8:01 pm

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/x/M/N/a/a.aaa.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 10/05/12 at 8:25 pm

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/x/M/N/a/a.aaa.jpg

I think the who made the sign was high when he made it... ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 10/05/12 at 9:19 pm

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/x/M/N/a/a.aaa.jpg

yeah baby

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/05/12 at 10:10 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2008/09/vomit-the-pond.jpg

Probably a mistranslation of "exit."

In the Roman amphitheaters the exit was called a vomitoreum, from the verb vomeo, meaning "to spew forth." A longstanding canard is that a "vomitoreum" was a chamber in which the Roman citizens went to puke because they were binging at the games!
:D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/05/12 at 10:17 pm

Probably a mistranslation of "exit."

In the Roman amphitheaters the exit was called a vomitoreum, from the verb vomeo, meaning "to spew forth." A longstanding canard is that a "vomitoreum" was a chamber in which the Roman citizens went to puke because they were binging at the games!
:D

I checked with my lovely wife on this, it's actually "place when you can go to vomit", in tune with the vomitoreum

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/05/12 at 11:49 pm

I checked with my lovely wife on this, it's actually "place when you can go to vomit", in tune with the vomitoreum

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2421/were-there-really-vomitoriums-in-ancient-rome

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/06/12 at 6:08 am

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2421/were-there-really-vomitoriums-in-ancient-rome

Bulimics were a perfect fit in Ancient Rome. :-[

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/06/12 at 6:13 am

http://www.thecomedynet.com/wp-content/gallery/newimages7/DUMB%20KIDS%20RUBIKS%20CUBE.jpg

Finally, one that I can solve.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/06/12 at 4:13 pm

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/x/M/N/a/a.aaa.jpg

YEAH!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/06/12 at 4:15 pm

http://www.thecomedynet.com/wp-content/gallery/newimages7/DUMB%20KIDS%20RUBIKS%20CUBE.jpg

Finally, one that I can solve.

anyone with half a brain could solve it. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/06/12 at 10:35 pm

http://www.thecomedynet.com/wp-content/gallery/newimages7/DUMB%20KIDS%20RUBIKS%20CUBE.jpg

Finally, one that I can solve.

One for the blind...
http://www.yankodesign.com/images/design_news/2010/03/16/blind_rubik.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/07/12 at 1:07 pm

http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/executionground-copy.jpg?w=500&h=333

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/07/12 at 3:43 pm

http://williamw.webs.com/engrish-funny-stop-fart.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/07/12 at 9:44 pm

http://www.intellectualbubblegum.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Personal_ad.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/08/12 at 7:04 am

http://www.intellectualbubblegum.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Personal_ad.jpg

I'd like one that smells like strawberry shampoo.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/08/12 at 9:16 pm

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/28/TC0BjaxTwkalSbZonav2xQ2.jpg

Actually, that one's pretty awesome.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/09/12 at 8:02 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/9/28/TC0BjaxTwkalSbZonav2xQ2.jpg

Actually, that one's pretty awesome.

You might have just helped Japanese anime double their revenue with this super hero.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/09/12 at 8:04 am

http://westernstandard.blogs.com/.a/6a00d834515b5d69e2013485773ae1970c-450wi

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/09/12 at 3:54 pm

You might have just helped Japanese anime double their revenue with this super hero.

Condom Man.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/09/12 at 3:54 pm

http://westernstandard.blogs.com/.a/6a00d834515b5d69e2013485773ae1970c-450wi

I'll take a breast and thigh thank you. ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/09/12 at 9:25 pm

http://theloop.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/image-450x600.jpg http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dIOK2eLirZE/hqdefault.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/10/12 at 7:20 am

http://theloop.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/image-450x600.jpg http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dIOK2eLirZE/hqdefault.jpg

Where's Floada? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/10/12 at 12:11 pm

Where's Floada? ???

Floada (sounds like Florida to me)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/10/12 at 10:36 pm

Where's Floada? ???

Down southa Geo-ja!
:D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/11/12 at 7:21 am

http://fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/funny-misspellings-941-400x239.jpg

Welcome to the temple of MP3, where kids and adults can pray for MP3

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/11/12 at 7:43 am

Down southa Geo-ja!
:D

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/11/12 at 7:43 am

http://fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/funny-misspellings-941-400x239.jpg

Welcome to the temple of MP3, where kids and adults can pray for MP3

you can pray all night long! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/11/12 at 12:39 pm

http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1311674199198436.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: karen on 10/11/12 at 1:29 pm

http://fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/funny-misspellings-941-400x239.jpg

Welcome to the temple of MP3, where kids and adults can pray for MP3

It was set up by this guy

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/11/12 at 1:32 pm

http://d2tq98mqfjyz2l.cloudfront.net/image_cache/1311674199198436.jpg

oh great! the prize inside is an explosive kid.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/11/12 at 1:47 pm

It was set up by this guy

Karen, karma to you for looking that up.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: karen on 10/11/12 at 1:53 pm

Karen, karma to you for looking that up.

It's a board classic!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/12/12 at 6:54 am

http://www.talisman.org/~erlkonig/humour/Smutty/cardio-dick-boxing.gif

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 10/12/12 at 9:49 am

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/funny_db2069_260346.jpg

All I see is a red x. :-\\

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/12/12 at 1:52 pm

All I see is a red x. :-\\

I found the same ad, different internet ID, can you see it now?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/12/12 at 4:03 pm

http://www.talisman.org/~erlkonig/humour/Smutty/cardio-dick-boxing.gif

Does this mean I have to go naked to do dick boxing? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/13/12 at 6:13 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/epic-fail-photos-engrish-funny-canadian-children-are-more-advanced1.jpg

1.5 not 2 years for Canadian kids? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 10/13/12 at 10:29 am

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/epic-fail-photos-engrish-funny-canadian-children-are-more-advanced1.jpg

1.5 not 2 years for Canadian kids? ???

I hate to admit it but Canadian kids are smarter than American kids.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/13/12 at 7:52 pm

I hate to admit it but Canadian kids are smarter than American kids.

you sure about that?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/13/12 at 8:41 pm

I hate to admit it but Canadian kids are smarter than American kids.

I think they are about the same, on average.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/13/12 at 9:21 pm

http://funnylists.thedailysatire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sign-wacky-crazy-silly-dumb-stupid-262x300.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/14/12 at 1:23 am

http://funnylists.thedailysatire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sign-wacky-crazy-silly-dumb-stupid-262x300.jpg

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3003/2733961712_91c81bde5f.jpg

Whatever, I do what I want!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/14/12 at 2:38 pm

http://funnylists.thedailysatire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sign-wacky-crazy-silly-dumb-stupid-262x300.jpg

I read the sign so what are you gonna do arrest me? :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/14/12 at 2:44 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/penrith.jpg

Larger crowd expected tomorrow.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/14/12 at 3:12 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/penrith.jpg

Larger crowd expected tomorrow.

sucked off by whom?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Dagwood on 10/14/12 at 4:05 pm

I read the sign so what are you gonna do arrest me? :P

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law..... :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/15/12 at 6:54 am

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/superfan1/14211155/78145/78145_original.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/15/12 at 7:00 am

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/superfan1/14211155/78145/78145_original.jpg

WTF? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/17/12 at 6:53 am

http://nicefail.com/media/uploads/56b4b57d09.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/17/12 at 7:09 am

http://nicefail.com/media/uploads/56b4b57d09.jpg

that's a weird fail. mullets went out years ago. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 10/17/12 at 11:36 am

that's a weird fail. mullets went out years ago. ::)

Yep. The mullet is definitely a bigger fail than claiming something is "tighter than a twelve year old" ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/17/12 at 12:15 pm

Yep. The mullet is definitely a bigger fail than claiming something is "tighter than a twelve year old" ::)

O0

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/17/12 at 1:27 pm

Yep. The mullet is definitely a bigger fail than claiming something is "tighter than a twelve year old" ::)

almost sounds like a pedophile.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/17/12 at 1:29 pm

http://nicefail.com/media/uploads/f29e57da84.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 10/17/12 at 1:37 pm

almost sounds like a pedophile.

Ya think?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/17/12 at 1:38 pm

Ya think?

I know!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/17/12 at 8:52 pm

http://news.3yen.com/wp-content/images/face-magic.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/17/12 at 10:28 pm

http://www.badideatshirts.com/Assets/ProductImages/PS_0841_NATIONAL_BREAST.jpg

Cancer. The disease that dare not speak its name!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 10/18/12 at 5:10 am

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law..... :D

You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.

See...I know my rights! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/18/12 at 11:36 am

You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.

See...I know my rights! :D

And your name isn't even Miranda.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/18/12 at 1:49 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/luxury-bj.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/18/12 at 4:29 pm

http://news.3yen.com/wp-content/images/face-magic.jpg

I don't get this one. ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/18/12 at 4:30 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/luxury-bj.jpg

Do you get to sit on a nice comfy sofa? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/18/12 at 7:14 pm

http://www.badideatshirts.com/Assets/ProductImages/PS_0841_NATIONAL_BREAST.jpg

Cancer. The disease that dare not speak its name!

BTW, that reminds me of the catch-22 guys find themselves in when it comes to women going topless:

I don't think women should be allowed to go topless in public.
>:(

You oppressive patriarch!

I think women should be allowed to go topless in public!
:)

You sexist pig!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/18/12 at 9:07 pm

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/free-add-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/19/12 at 12:24 am

BTW, that reminds me of the catch-22 guys find themselves in when it comes to women going topless:

I don't think women should be allowed to go topless in public.
>:(

You oppressive patriarch!

I think women should be allowed to go topless in public!
:)

You sexist pig!

As a small-l-ibertarian, I say the state has no business in the beachfronts of the nation.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0nlkvVyc1rj8amio1_1280.jpg

(And I respect the right of anyone to call me a sexist pig ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/19/12 at 7:08 am

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/free-add-fail.jpg

I'll take one. :D ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/19/12 at 7:10 am

http://www.shipmentoffail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kids-smoking4.jpg

:o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 10/19/12 at 10:04 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/19/12 at 2:14 pm

And don't dare stare when we do

Nah, we're just window shopping.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/20/12 at 3:12 pm

http://blog.ivman.com/wp-content/EatLard.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/20/12 at 7:58 pm

http://blog.ivman.com/wp-content/EatLard.jpg

lard doesn't make you happy! 8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/20/12 at 7:59 pm

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_2VEaTPMR9yw/Sdex0nexNHI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/n4nBzQlZg_E/shopping_fail2.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/20/12 at 9:24 pm

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c67.0.403.403/p403x403/579562_490957180929161_602606406_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 10/21/12 at 11:01 am

lard doesn't make you happy! 8-P

Yes it does!!!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/21/12 at 3:49 pm

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c67.0.403.403/p403x403/579562_490957180929161_602606406_n.jpg

looks like Chef Boyardee came out with something new. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/21/12 at 3:50 pm

Yes it does!!!

and how do you know that?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 10/21/12 at 4:10 pm

and how do you know that?

Because I'm always happier when I eat stuff cooked in lard.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/21/12 at 11:55 pm

Because I'm always happier when I eat stuff cooked in lard.

Even if it makes my arteries hard.
8)

http://content.lib.washington.edu/cgi-bin/getimage.exe?CISOROOT=/advert&CISOPTR=404&DMSCALE=40.10000&DMWIDTH=802&DMHEIGHT=547.766&DMX=0&DMY=0&DMTEXT=&REC=6&DMTHUMB=0&DMROTATE=0

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 10/22/12 at 2:37 am

Even if it makes my arteries hard.
8)

http://content.lib.washington.edu/cgi-bin/getimage.exe?CISOROOT=/advert&CISOPTR=404&DMSCALE=40.10000&DMWIDTH=802&DMHEIGHT=547.766&DMX=0&DMY=0&DMTEXT=&REC=6&DMTHUMB=0&DMROTATE=0

May die soon but I'll die happy. ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/22/12 at 6:52 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8xCPlIYoFQ/SxNjlraqmbI/AAAAAAAAAwc/nFx4ozxUUwA/s1600/ad1930ssunlamp.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/22/12 at 7:02 am

Because I'm always happier when I eat stuff cooked in lard.

never ate lard before.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/22/12 at 7:04 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_E8xCPlIYoFQ/SxNjlraqmbI/AAAAAAAAAwc/nFx4ozxUUwA/s1600/ad1930ssunlamp.jpg

why would any parent sun starve their baby? ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 10/22/12 at 10:41 am

never ate lard before.

I'm willing to bet you have....you don't actually eat lard- you eat stuff cooked in lard.

Well I'm sure there are a few lard eating idiots in the world but those people are stupid.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/22/12 at 11:42 am

never ate lard before.

Have you ever eaten store bought cookies? Chances are they have lard in them.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/22/12 at 12:36 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/89ba1444-0047-46e2-aabd-585a89e36132.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: meesa on 10/22/12 at 12:41 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/89ba1444-0047-46e2-aabd-585a89e36132.jpg

;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/22/12 at 8:03 pm

I'm willing to bet you have....you don't actually eat lard- you eat stuff cooked in lard.

Well I'm sure there are a few lard eating idiots in the world but those people are stupid.

Is lard healthy?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/22/12 at 8:04 pm

Have you ever eaten store bought cookies? Chances are they have lard in them.

Cat

Yes I've eaten store bought cookies.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/22/12 at 8:05 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/89ba1444-0047-46e2-aabd-585a89e36132.jpg

I sure will. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 10/22/12 at 10:17 pm

Is lard healthy?

Nope that's why the food made with it tastes so damn good!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/22/12 at 11:40 pm

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/89ba1444-0047-46e2-aabd-585a89e36132.jpg

Here's something else you can share with your friends!

http://cdn2.hark.com/images/000/004/569/4569/original.png

OK, so that didn't work out so well. Let's put the weight back on.

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a96682_goldengaytime.jpg

Not that there's anything wrong with that either.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/23/12 at 6:57 am

Here's something else you can share with your friends!

http://cdn2.hark.com/images/000/004/569/4569/original.png

OK, so that didn't work out so well. Let's put the weight back on.

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles2/a96682_goldengaytime.jpg

Not that there's anything wrong with that either.

I love some AYDS. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/23/12 at 11:54 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/24/12 at 1:49 pm

http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/honey_0.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/24/12 at 7:45 pm

http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/honey_0.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/25/12 at 6:16 am

http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/max-ad.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/25/12 at 7:49 am

http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/max-ad.jpg

But you eventually have to pay a price.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 10/25/12 at 7:03 pm

I don't know that I'd necessarily call it an "ad". According to this store at our mall, it seems naked with really outrageous stiletto heeled shoes, are the top fashion for this fall. (REALLY bad news for me) :P

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff30/bookmistress4ever/IMG_4974-1.jpghttp://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff30/bookmistress4ever/IMG_4975-1.jpghttp://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff30/bookmistress4ever/IMG_4973-1.jpg

I took these photos as I was dining ala food court the other night.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/25/12 at 11:37 pm

http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/honey_0.jpg

I can't beat a drunk Snow White... (at least not with this crappy flogger), so I'm gonna go for something completely different.

http://thiebes.org/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2011/11/AC2012-VS-Phoenix.jpg

WTF's up with this. First, I wanna know how they dug up the late Aleister Crowley, and second, I really wanna know how a debate between him and Vermin Supreme would have gone.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/26/12 at 8:21 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/26/12 at 1:57 pm

http://blog.davidhoyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fedexlax.png

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/26/12 at 2:08 pm

http://blog.davidhoyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fedexlax.png

But it might take a while.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/27/12 at 6:43 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/10/female-nursing-thing.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/27/12 at 7:19 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/10/female-nursing-thing.jpg

nursing for what?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/27/12 at 7:21 am

nursing for what?

It's a make-up cosmetic sponge.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/28/12 at 8:44 am

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens10123741module91431931photo_1269322723loast-in-translation-part

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Philip Eno on 10/28/12 at 10:23 am

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens10123741module91431931photo_1269322723loast-in-translation-part

I put a spell on you.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/28/12 at 4:12 pm

http://i3.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/590/draft_lens10123741module91431931photo_1269322723loast-in-translation-part

My entrance!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/29/12 at 12:52 pm

http://www.lostlaowai.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/71c56b97jw1dy4211du56j.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 10/29/12 at 2:56 pm

http://www.lostlaowai.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/71c56b97jw1dy4211du56j.jpg

mine is bigger than yours! :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/29/12 at 4:37 pm

mine is bigger than yours! :P

How do you know?

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 10/30/12 at 4:44 pm

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/B/3/T/a/a.aaa.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/30/12 at 7:34 pm

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/B/3/T/a/a.aaa.jpg

http://bestofthe80s.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/go-gos-our-lips-are-sealed.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 10/31/12 at 10:54 pm

http://i.imgur.com/onFPy.jpg

And then there's this thing.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 10/31/12 at 11:11 pm

http://i.imgur.com/onFPy.jpg

And then there's this thing.

Uh-oh Foo Bar!

I am obliged:

PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

;D

http://emmaknock.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/dog-beer.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/01/12 at 1:36 pm

http://marianlyman.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/chinglish1w2.jpg?w=412&h=238

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/02/12 at 9:02 pm

Sometimes it's reassuring to see we don't have to go that far back in time to find the lulz. Sometimes you only have to go back a few hours.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01612/PS-Vita-4-sides_62_1612779a.jpg

"A SONY advert featuring a woman with four boobs has sparked controversy on Twitter. The double pager in a French magazine features a woman with breasts on her front and back - accompanied by the slogan: "Touch both sides. Twice the sensations."

It is promoting the firm’s handheld PS Vita games machine which has sensors on both sides. Within hours of a photo of the ad surfacing online critics were slamming it on social networks, calling it a "disgusting marketing campaign". Another moaned Sony had "time-slipped into the 1970s". Sony bosses in the UK moved quickly to say the advert would not be run here. A spokesman said: "This advert is not creative that we are (or would) consider running in the UK.”

- The Sun, Sony advert of sexy woman with four boobs sparks controversy, Nov 2, 2012.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/04/12 at 5:43 am

http://action.afa.net/uploadedImages/jiffylubead.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/05/12 at 2:04 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/celery.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/05/12 at 11:25 pm

From Bob's Discount Furniture comes Bob-O-Doodle. It's a child's bedroom set paneled with dry-erase boards.
Mind you don't snort too many dry-erase fumes all you Einsteins and Einsteinettes!

http://www.mybobs.com/productimages/414/632/Bedrooms/YouthBedrooms/Bob-O-Doodle/White//20013849_BobODoodleWhite_DresserMirrorChestTwinBed2.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=munPAPO3ubA

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/06/12 at 6:06 am

http://limdongcheol.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/misspelled-signs-engrish-com.jpeg

oooh, I remember when I could get some clean blue crap for 3.29 a pound. What's this country coming to?
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/04/26/article-1173773-04AD96E2000005DC-616_468x332.jpg

Arrgh, I just made some yellow crap.
http://www.toimg.net/managed/images/10180027/w482/h298/image.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/06/12 at 9:02 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/06/12 at 6:10 pm

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/scooby.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/06/12 at 9:05 pm

http://i.imgur.com/onFPy.jpg

And then there's this thing.

As a child raised with pet parakeets, I find this more than a little disturbing... :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/06/12 at 9:06 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/06/12 at 9:07 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Ashkicksass on 11/06/12 at 9:08 pm

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/scooby.jpg

;D

I always thought it was those nosy kids!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 11/06/12 at 9:15 pm

;D

I always thought it was those nosy kids!

Naw it was meddling kids. ;D

Or pesky kids. Crap now I forget

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/06/12 at 9:16 pm

Naw it was meddling kids. ;D

Or pesky kids. Crap now I forget

Me thinks it was meddling.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 11/06/12 at 9:17 pm

Me thinks it was meddling.

Blame my poor memory on 1hr-90 minutes sleep since 8 am Monday....

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/06/12 at 9:29 pm

http://www.moobs.me/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Gynexin-Alpha-Formula.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/07/12 at 7:00 am

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/classified-new.jpg?w=500&h=331

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/07/12 at 10:10 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/07/12 at 10:47 am

Frustration is when a girl puts her bra on backwards...

..And it fits.

Cat

Stop! You are turning me on... ;D ;D

(just kidding)

Need alcohol to take mind off image..

http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/silly-signs-38.jpg?w=500&h=335

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 11/07/12 at 11:30 am

Frustration is when a girl puts her bra on backwards...

right about that

...And it fits.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/07/12 at 9:13 pm

Stop! You are turning me on... ;D ;D

(just kidding)

This oughta fix that. Or maybe not.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdk7sN2Ae1qzz0iho1_500.jpg
http://poorlydressed.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129165435619076772.jpg
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-YyavsElWqmA/TdKeh4HAbuI/AAAAAAAAE4g/W8Q032rRYdk/s1600/w9m.jpg

Rule 34. No exceptions.

Need alcohol to take mind off image..
http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/silly-signs-38.jpg?w=500&h=335

How do you think I worked up the courage to type "back boobs walmart" into the Google?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/07/12 at 10:30 pm

BABY-G0T-BACK
http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploads/back-tits.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/08/12 at 5:50 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/11/ball-hair-trimmer.jpg

No man should be without this in his household. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 11/09/12 at 10:11 am

Do Not Try This At Home!!!

http://www.mizozo.com/images/item_images/41000/40052_gallery.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/09/12 at 1:24 pm

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/myl/DalianSign1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/09/12 at 10:21 pm

BABY-G0T-BACK
http://funcorner.eu/wp-content/uploads/back-tits.jpg

(almost) naked people?

http://www.cartoongallery.com/Webstore/images/P/FL02.jpg

Why not Zoidberg?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/10/12 at 7:10 am

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/14000/NRA-Baby-Bottle---14085.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/12/12 at 7:06 am

http://cdnl.complex.com/mp/620/400/80/0/bb/1/ffffff/7db067f6ffd4c50deeb33a1bf7e81ecb/images_/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/ART/2012/10/the-25-weirdest-vintage-ads/18_352119.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/12/12 at 9:39 pm

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_9F9_RUESS2E/TGnHN-VMooI/AAAAAAAADfQ/E8IsoFzu0mc/sexy-ads-lubricant.jpg

Not sure if we've used this one or not yet, but... well, that's what I call high power lubrication.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/13/12 at 8:09 pm

http://www.heromachine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fail-owned-spiderman-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/15/12 at 8:10 pm

http://www.heromachine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/fail-owned-spiderman-fail.jpg

Here, Spidey, have some duct tape.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Ibn9q9HHe9k/R8b1uL7BDnI/AAAAAAAAAl4/fKRIi4deXRE/s400/rule+317.jpg

You look like you need it more than I do right now.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/16/12 at 6:30 pm

http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_david/2008_05_07Canadianclub.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/18/12 at 7:01 am

http://www.penelopeironstone.com/adbusters.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/18/12 at 11:20 am

http://www.penelopeironstone.com/adbusters.jpg

I posted this once before. This was taken just outside of Red Hook, NY. And yes, that is one of my photos.

http://i706.photobucket.com/albums/ww64/CatwomanofV/006-1.jpg

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/19/12 at 5:15 pm

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2009/11/10/1257869885447/Tango-adverts-for-ASA-001.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/20/12 at 6:55 am

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/headlines-gone-wrong-funny-awful-24.jpg?w=500

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/21/12 at 7:56 pm

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/headlines-gone-wrong-funny-awful-24.jpg

Well, at least I washed my hands before meeting the head mistress.

http://www.sanjeev.net/printads/w/wash-your-hands-youre-about-to-share-more-than-a-bathroom-with-this-guy-1978.jpg

Good news: Now you'll never forget to wash your hands either!

Bad news: But you'll also remember this every time you shake hands at every job interview, meeting, and social gathering you attend for the rest of your life.

Nightmare fuel: So, who will you be shaking hands with at the family reunion and Thanksgiving dinner? (Non-Americans: You don't get out of here without remembering that the holiday office party is also coming up!)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/22/12 at 6:58 am

I think I posted this before, but what the heck, it's Thanksgiving for you US folk. If you haven't got your turkey yet, there still might be some out there.

http://static.stomp.com.sg/site/servlet/linkableblob/stomp/445896/thumbnail/check_out_these_funny_classifieds_for_a_laugh-thumbnail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/22/12 at 11:25 am

Well, at least I washed my hands before meeting the head mistress.

http://www.sanjeev.net/printads/w/wash-your-hands-youre-about-to-share-more-than-a-bathroom-with-this-guy-1978.jpg

Good news: Now you'll never forget to wash your hands either!

Bad news: But you'll also remember this every time you shake hands at every job interview, meeting, and social gathering you attend for the rest of your life.

Nightmare fuel: So, who will you be shaking hands with at the family reunion and Thanksgiving dinner? (Non-Americans: You don't get out of here without remembering that the holiday office party is also coming up!)

That is great! Many men do NOT wash their hands after.

Woman: Didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after using the bathroom?

Man: My mother taught me not to piss on my fingers.

::) ::) ::)

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 11/22/12 at 11:44 am

That is great! Many men do NOT wash their hands after.

Woman: Didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after using the bathroom?

Man: My mother taught me not to piss on my fingers.

::) ::) ::)

Cat

many women don't either

I guess they think they use enough TP so they don't have to 8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Dagwood on 11/22/12 at 12:34 pm

many women don't either

I guess they think they use enough TP so they don't have to 8-P

Nothing worse than being in a public restroom when one of those women leave. Thank goodness for paper towels and a garbage can right by the door.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/22/12 at 3:07 pm

More food ideas for your Thanksgiving dinner

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/11/crab-cooks-whore-dust.jpg http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/menu-an-and-asian.jpg

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/11/ice-cream-in-the-ass.jpg http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/04/crotch-steamed-dish.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 11/23/12 at 3:58 am

More food ideas for your Thanksgiving dinner

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/menu-an-and-asian.jpg

I'll have the salad - minus the greens and cucumber. And no noodles and baby corn, please. Oh, and I'm allergic to chicken. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/23/12 at 10:24 am

I'll have the salad - minus the greens and cucumber. And no noodles and baby corn, please. Oh, and I'm allergic to chicken. :D

I guess you are passing on the last item "And an Asian"

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/23/12 at 10:24 am

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/2/11/26cf5ca7-0975-401f-89fe-17de6a40f19d.jpg

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaad fail.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 11/23/12 at 10:53 am

I guess you are passing on the last item "And an Asian"

only if it tastes like chicken.....since he's allergic! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/23/12 at 10:57 am

More food ideas for your Thanksgiving dinner

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/menu-an-and-asian.jpg

Not suitable for vegetarians. http://www.inthe00s.com/Smileys/thanksgiving/grin.gif

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/23/12 at 11:06 am

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/2/11/26cf5ca7-0975-401f-89fe-17de6a40f19d.jpg

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaad fail.

Cheesebugger, cheesebugger. 4 sheeps. No Coke, Pepsi.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/23/12 at 11:06 am

Cheesebugger, cheesebugger. 4 sheeps. No Coke, Pepsi.

Cat
Sorry, lamb is off!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/23/12 at 11:41 am

Cheesebugger, cheesebugger. 4 sheeps. No Coke, Pepsi.

Cat

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_makcqohARk1r9a32bo3_1280.png

(was not able to locate youtube video)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 11/23/12 at 12:22 pm

Cheesebugger, cheesebugger. 4 sheeps. No Coke, Pepsi.

Cat

glad I wasn't the only one hearing this in my head! ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 11/23/12 at 12:26 pm

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_makcqohARk1r9a32bo3_1280.png

(was not able to locate youtube video)

they have it on Hulu....not sure you can watch hulu in Canada tho...

http://www.hulu.com/watch/3533

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Philip Eno on 11/23/12 at 12:28 pm

Cheesebugger, cheesebugger. 4 sheeps. No Coke, Pepsi.

Cat
No thanks, I having a friend for dinner tonight. http://www.inthe00s.com/Smileys/thanksgiving/grin.gif

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 11/23/12 at 2:06 pm

I guess you are passing on the last item "And an Asian"

I'll have that. Just out of curiosity.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/23/12 at 2:09 pm

they have it on Hulu....not sure you can watch hulu in Canada tho...

http://www.hulu.com/watch/3533

No, cannot watch in Canada, but I googled the video and found it someplace else.

I'll have that. Just out of curiosity.

Hey, it's only 11.95, you can't go wrong with that price. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/23/12 at 7:47 pm

http://blog.foodnetwork.com/food-network-kitchens/files/2009/09/sign4_1403027i.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/24/12 at 6:50 am

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/12/129051481234866316.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/24/12 at 11:29 pm

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/12/12/129051481234866316.jpg

http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/theticket/photo26.jpg

Colombian, Cambodian, close enough for government work.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/24/12 at 11:54 pm

AWESOME.

http://foodporn.com/1pescygourmet/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/P1060423-1024x768.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 11/25/12 at 10:40 am

AWESOME.

http://foodporn.com/1pescygourmet/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/P1060423-1024x768.jpg

:)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/25/12 at 1:37 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lesbian-dishes-bm.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/25/12 at 11:44 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lesbian-dishes-bm.jpg

Maybe it means the cuisine of Lesbos.

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/6e53/igor_young_frank_lg.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/26/12 at 6:57 am

http://craphound.com/images/breathingcap1924.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/28/12 at 8:51 pm

Maybe it means the cuisine of Lesbos.

http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/6e53/igor_young_frank_lg.jpg

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/lebanese.png

And that's why they banned me from the YWCA cafeteria.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 11/28/12 at 10:11 pm

And that's why they banned me from the YWCA cafeteria.

http://www.barstoolu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Exotic-Fitness.jpeg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/29/12 at 2:34 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__XCWUd8FFjQ/TKI1RIWVgKI/AAAAAAAALUA/r5ep2-vtnIM/s1600/PETArodeo.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 11/29/12 at 2:44 am

http://www.barstoolu.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Exotic-Fitness.jpeg

LEAVE DIVINE ALONE!

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/11/16/v8F4NLgJKkiT7V5pDh7NPw2.jpg

And with that, I'm off to my trolololics/Anonymous meeting!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/29/12 at 8:13 am

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8180/8029629158_80f56bf09d.jpg

They tell me not to eat, but not to diet....Brain works...brain thinks...How can I not eat and not diet...analysing....analysing......brain over analyses...head explodes...BOOM!

Oh wait, drinks and an apple must be diet food, I get it now.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/30/12 at 6:20 am

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/funny-signs-weird-5.jpg

Dont'cha just hate it when people do that?

http://nikkigsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/dirty-dishes-baby.jpg

Now, that's much better. Thanks for listening to the sign.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 11/30/12 at 10:08 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 11/30/12 at 12:23 pm

"Listening" to the sign? Is that like learning to read by ear? :D

You read listened my mind.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/01/12 at 2:32 am

http://nikkigsblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/dirty-dishes-baby.jpg

Now, that's much better. Thanks for listening to the sign.

http://anadaday.dk/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Vaseline.jpg

...annnnnnnnnnnnnd now it's worse again.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/01/12 at 8:44 pm

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRZkR6EN_Ok_GueW5a6RTM97puGvx79rhV43fLwZdWDNKjfOMmrHAOIfdog

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TRcQCuP2b5A/SjnhMqxHG2I/AAAAAAAAGjU/xeTFTN_tXw4/s400/odd+combo+pizza+gun.jpg

http://ilawled.com/images/1001-Judy-Graham-Swallows/fitted.jpg?1309021340
And they're done dirt cheap!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/02/12 at 6:24 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/do-not-eat-her.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/03/12 at 5:27 am

http://www.madeit.com.au/uploaded/2012-4-7/009344ad2D59a32D492a2Daced2D63e5dc5f4332Image4.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 12/03/12 at 9:49 am

http://www.madeit.com.au/uploaded/2012-4-7/009344ad2D59a32D492a2Daced2D63e5dc5f4332Image4.jpg

Reminds me of a funny incident when I was in Chile. In Puerto Rico the slang word for bus is guagua, in Chile that word is slang for baby. So one day, at a bus stop....

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/03/12 at 5:18 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-iz-DkP4UvsA/Tfm8uNURvPI/AAAAAAAAALY/gRJqXFzTMUY/s1600/buttplate.png

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Goodogbadog on 12/03/12 at 11:01 pm

Reminds me of a funny incident when I was in Chile. In Puerto Rico the slang word for bus is guagua, in Chile that word is slang for baby. So one day, at a bus stop....

I read that there's a public bus line called the Pioneer Valley Transit Authority. This services an area where there is a large Puerto Rican population. Anyway, on the bus is painted in large letters, PVTA But one year they decided they would get stylish and use blocky letters. It came out PUTA
Basically only the Puerto Ricans knew that PUTA means "Whore."

G-d, I can imagine living in a foreign city where there were busses driving around that said "WHORE" in large letters on both sides!!! ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/03/12 at 11:08 pm

I read that there's a public bus line called the Pioneer Valley Transit Authority. This services an area where there is a large Puerto Rican population. Anyway, on the bus is painted in large letters, PVTA But one year they decided they would get stylish and use blocky letters. It came out PUTA
Basically only the Puerto Ricans knew that PUTA means "Whore."

G-d, I can imagine living in a foreign city where there were busses driving around that said "WHORE" in large letters on both sides!!! ;D

Yes indeedy, I live here in the Pioneer Valley where we have the Puta Bus!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_Valley

http://dailycollegian.com/media/2010/02/pvta-web.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/04/12 at 7:52 am

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5316/7053397591_67c005d5fb.jpg

Not sure if this is one of those dishes you'd wish they cook in front of you, at an Asian restaurant.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/06/12 at 6:54 am

http://media1.keepbusy.net/pics/pic-dump-59-23.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/06/12 at 10:15 pm

http://media1.keepbusy.net/pics/pic-dump-59-23.jpg

Ages five and up or they'll hate you for it later!
:o

And now for some thrifty terrorism:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tHVfHpnv17g/Rr_LavrO6_I/AAAAAAAAArc/zZZsmO7Mnuk/s400/tbomb.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/07/12 at 6:12 am

http://www.beijingtoday.com.cn/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dork-bowels-300x224.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/07/12 at 9:49 pm

Ages five and up or they'll hate you for it later!
:o

http://i48.tinypic.com/2nriia0.jpg

That's nothing, you should see where milk comes from!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/08/12 at 6:36 am

http://www.gagsbay.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Helpman.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/08/12 at 6:41 pm

http://i48.tinypic.com/2nriia0.jpg

That's nothing, you should see where milk comes from!

Did Uncle Walt license Mickey and Minnie to those guys?
???

I Googled it but I haven't found an answer yet. Meanwhile, here's a deliveryman for Grand Rapids Milk:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmj006ZyVW1qgoc26o1_500.jpg
PUMPED IT OUT MYSELF THIS MORNING!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/09/12 at 6:44 am

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/8032676_8acf3cda32.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/09/12 at 9:49 pm

I Googled it but I haven't found an answer yet. Meanwhile, here's a deliveryman for Grand Rapids Milk:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmj006ZyVW1qgoc26o1_500.jpg
PUMPED IT OUT MYSELF THIS MORNING!

Gotta love how things that have been separated by 60+ years and thousands of internet threads can somehow find their way into the same place at the same time.

http://www.westoek.be/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fundies.jpg

Speaking of the Internet, fundies should always be able make people laugh, but they should never make anybody angry.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 12/09/12 at 10:20 pm

fundies

Wario and I will have so much fun.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/10/12 at 12:12 am

http://www.nasstoys.com/products/images/350px/5049_3.jpg

All I know is the degenerate who held the original patent on these things lived in a mansion down the hill from my grandparents in NH in the early seventies. He used to turn up unannounced at my pop's swanky parties. He was a boozy old clotheshorse with an Italian sports car. I asked my mother why he was rich and she told my plainly that he invented underpants for people to eat. I was to young to understand why anybody would buy such a thing. The world was shaping up to be a strange place. Somehow I don't think that dude made his millions off edible undies. I think it was probably a mashup of trust fund and Colombian imports. Anyway, if my grandparents bought at any of his wares, I would really rather not know!
:o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/10/12 at 5:15 am

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17ppvfcl27knfjpg/medium.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/10/12 at 10:42 pm

http://dam-img.rfdcontent.com/cms/061/021/920x2000_smart_fit.jpg

If the world ends, you pay no interest, ever!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/11/12 at 7:31 am

If the world ends, you pay no interest, ever!

I'm sure there are clumps of people here and there who will just spend spend spend because they do think the world will end and they won't have to pay for anything. When they wake up on Dec 22nd, they are all gonna say "Oh shyt!" That January 2013 credit card bill will make some cry.

Another odd add.

http://www.lowdensitylifestyle.com/media/uploads/2010/04/funny-newspaper-ads-mistakes-and-bloopers.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/11/12 at 11:20 am

I'm sure there are clumps of people here and there who will just spend spend spend because they do think the world will end and they won't have to pay for anything. When they wake up on Dec 22nd, they are all gonna say "Oh shyt!" That January 2013 credit card bill will make some cry.

Another odd add.

http://www.lowdensitylifestyle.com/media/uploads/2010/04/funny-newspaper-ads-mistakes-and-bloopers.jpg

It happened before. Way back in 1844, a dude by the name of William Miller said that the world was going to end. Even though he didn't exactly say WHEN, some of his followers did. So, all of his followers gave away all their earthly possessions, donned white robes and climbed on roofs & trees (so the ascend to Heaven will be shorter) and waited.

And waited.

And waited.

And waited. Needless to say, they were pretty embarrassed when they climbed back down-broke. William Miller DID NOT give everything away nor did he don a white robe. But, his followers did start a new church. Instead of being called Millerites like they were back then, today they are called Seventh Day Adventists. Btw, the Miller Chapter is less than two miles from where I am sitting right now and so is his grave. I did my undergraduate honor's thesis on him and others like him.

History lesson now over. There will be a quiz tomorrow. :D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/12/12 at 6:44 am

How do you know?

Cat

He wins. :(

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/12/12 at 6:45 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/12/12 at 6:46 am

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17ppvfcl27knfjpg/medium.jpg

what is dick and boobs have to do with a Sega game?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/12/12 at 6:47 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/12/12 at 12:55 pm

http://triangleytriangle.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/coaster.jpg?w=584

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/12/12 at 7:25 pm

http://triangleytriangle.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/coaster.jpg?w=584

I can't enlarge it.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/12/12 at 7:33 pm

I can't enlarge it.

Never, but never say that to a girl....

:D ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/12/12 at 7:37 pm

I can't enlarge it.

Howard, you been around these boards longer than anybody, you otter know better!
8)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/12/12 at 7:40 pm

bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad ....

http://acriticalreviewofthehelp.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/ge-ad.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/12/12 at 7:51 pm

http://tunlaw.org/barbie_drugs.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/12/12 at 7:57 pm

Never, but never say that to a girl....

:D ;D

I meant the picture. ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/12/12 at 7:57 pm

Howard, you been around these boards longer than anybody, you otter know better!
8)

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/12/12 at 8:37 pm

http://dam-img.rfdcontent.com/cms/061/021/920x2000_smart_fit.jpg

If the world ends, you pay no interest, ever!

There is a similar ad for a used car local dealer. I was trying to find a you tube video of it, but couldn't.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/13/12 at 12:34 am

There is a similar ad for a used car local dealer. I was trying to find a you tube video of it, but couldn't.

Was this it?

7EejwzHCkys
- Youngblood KIA, End of the World Sale at Youngblood KIA (Springfield, MO)

Chuck, presumably the guy who runs Youngblood Auto, is dressed in Mayan costume. Anthony, presumably his son, is dressed in a suit and plays the role of a junior salesman.

Anthony: Hey Chuck, where's the rest of your calendar?
Chuck: Well, Anthony, the ancient Mayans predicted the world would come to an end December 21st, so if they're right, any cars we sell in December...
Anthony: ...are free?
Narrator: It's the End of the World sales event, at Youngblood KIA. Before time runs out, lease a 2013 Kia Soul, only $169/month. This sale won't last long, literally, so get to Youngblood Kia today.
Anthony: If the Mayans are right, your car is free!
Chuck (jumping): What a place!

(If not, we've got 9 days to find the answer!)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/13/12 at 8:44 am

http://tunlaw.org/barbie_drugs.jpg

just what little girls need.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/13/12 at 8:46 am

http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/733500/733904_2a3e_625x1000.jpg

There's also stripper Barbie.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/13/12 at 12:21 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CmgrEnz84B4/TxjC-zYds_I/AAAAAAAABDA/aovmB8L8ZZo/s1600/beyonce-baby-satan.jpg

huh?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/13/12 at 4:46 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CmgrEnz84B4/TxjC-zYds_I/AAAAAAAABDA/aovmB8L8ZZo/s1600/beyonce-baby-satan.jpg

huh?

Oh Wow! :o ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/13/12 at 10:35 pm

Was this it?

7EejwzHCkys
- Youngblood KIA, End of the World Sale at Youngblood KIA (Springfield, MO)

Chuck, presumably the guy who runs Youngblood Auto, is dressed in Mayan costume. Anthony, presumably his son, is dressed in a suit and plays the role of a junior salesman.

Anthony: Hey Chuck, where's the rest of your calendar?
Chuck: Well, Anthony, the ancient Mayans predicted the world would come to an end December 21st, so if they're right, any cars we sell in December...
Anthony: ...are free?
Narrator: It's the End of the World sales event, at Youngblood KIA. Before time runs out, lease a 2013 Kia Soul, only $169/month. This sale won't last long, literally, so get to Youngblood Kia today.
Anthony: If the Mayans are right, your car is free!
Chuck (jumping): What a place!

(If not, we've got 9 days to find the answer!)

hmmm...that sounds awfully familiar, although the dealership isn't local to me, so maybe I just saw it as a human interest story on the news. I wasn't really paying that close attention. I haven't seen the commercial since, so maybe this was it. ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/14/12 at 7:00 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ot6EUVF1CUE/TVzp7NHV2bI/AAAAAAAABws/oobifcb4_h8/s1600/bizarre-ads12.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/14/12 at 7:13 am

I adore those Chinese menu selections:

http://thekunmingreport.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/img_5135.jpg?w=584&h=438

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/14/12 at 7:22 am

I adore those Chinese menu selections:

http://thekunmingreport.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/img_5135.jpg?w=584&h=438

sounds appetizing. :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/15/12 at 6:34 am

hmmm...that sounds awfully familiar, although the dealership isn't local to me, so maybe I just saw it as a human interest story on the news. I wasn't really paying that close attention. I haven't seen the commercial since, so maybe this was it. ???

Always hard to tell where things come from, especially when news editors are interspersing ads with news content these days...

http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab195/noxnoctus/rEqzU-1_zps929570db.jpg

...but it could be worse, I mean, they could have replaced the ad guys with software agents that insert ads based on the strength of keyword matches.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/15/12 at 6:49 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/12/12/ljR5NsOae0GdFilkbLe3hQ2.jpg

OK Henk, help us here... ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/15/12 at 7:20 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/12/12/ljR5NsOae0GdFilkbLe3hQ2.jpg

OK Henk, help us here... ;)

It must taste good.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/15/12 at 7:21 am

http://www.pics24h.com/img/fun/bizarre-ads/bizarre-ads09.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: loki 13 on 12/15/12 at 11:07 am

I adore those Chinese menu selections:

http://thekunmingreport.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/img_5135.jpg?w=584&h=438

Of all the literal translation menus I think this one is the easiest to decipher.

Pickled Meat Bun dough.....Hot Dog
Raisng Cabbage Meat Bun.....Hot Dog with Sauerkraut.
His Straw Hat Cake....I think this is what it says, a cake shaped like a straw hat. Seen a lot around Easter.
"Auntie-Style" Hand-Made Twisted Dough....Auntie Anne's Soft Pretzels.
We Sign Handmade Pickled Meat Pie.....Stores name handmade pork pie.

This is like those pretzel kiosk you see in the mall....and I think there is something else I should be doing with my time.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/15/12 at 9:59 pm

http://www.wwnorton.com/college/english/nael//images/victorian/burden.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 12/16/12 at 1:44 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/12/12/ljR5NsOae0GdFilkbLe3hQ2.jpg

OK Henk, help us here... ;)

I'm pretty much speechless.

Honestly, I've no idea why it's called what it's called.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/16/12 at 7:44 am

http://www.wwnorton.com/college/english/nael//images/victorian/burden.jpg

So it's toilet soap? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/16/12 at 7:56 am

http://factsanddetails.com/media/2/20111123-asia%20obscura%20randis-chinglish.jpg

http://www.madeit.com.au/uploaded/2012-10-21/1d8633752D5b7a2D47312Daf1c2D6344b677f6a0Image1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/16/12 at 8:13 am

http://factsanddetails.com/media/2/20111123-asia%20obscura%20randis-chinglish.jpg

http://www.madeit.com.au/uploaded/2012-10-21/1d8633752D5b7a2D47312Daf1c2D6344b677f6a0Image1.jpg

I'll take crack. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 12/16/12 at 11:26 am

I'm pretty much speechless.

Honestly, I've no idea why it's called what it's called.

Typo....they're probably selling Angus Burgers but left out the "G" ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 12/16/12 at 11:27 am

http://www.wwnorton.com/college/english/nael//images/victorian/burden.jpg

OMG! I may never use Pear's Soap again!

Sad it used to be my favorite linen closet soap.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 12/16/12 at 11:29 am

Typo....they're probably selling Angus Burgers but left out the "G" ;D

That was my guess

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/16/12 at 11:59 am

Typo....they're probably selling Angus Burgers but left out the "G" ;D

We call 'em Aspergers!
:)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/16/12 at 1:47 pm

Typo....they're probably selling Angus Burgers but left out the "G" ;D

were they in a hurry?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/16/12 at 1:56 pm

http://textfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Now-What-Am-I-Going-To-Do-On-My-Weekends-Off.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 12/16/12 at 1:58 pm

one of those do not peed signs

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/16/12 at 2:27 pm

http://textfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Now-What-Am-I-Going-To-Do-On-My-Weekends-Off.jpg

but they can splash water at us? ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/16/12 at 8:19 pm

https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/12/12/ljR5NsOae0GdFilkbLe3hQ2.jpg

OK Henk, help us here... ;)

Here, let me try!

http://i.imgur.com/9U4y4.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/17/12 at 7:02 am

Here, let me try!

http://i.imgur.com/9U4y4.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/17/12 at 8:53 am

One of my favorites, from some zoo:

http://www.inspirational-quotes-short-funny-stuff.com/images/stupid-signs-zoo-signs-retrieve-objects-from-crocodile.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 12/17/12 at 10:52 am

Y5TlDg5BUTc

What a mind f--k this ad is. :P

Invite someone inside your armor?! WTF does that even mean?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/17/12 at 3:18 pm

http://indianfunnypicture.com/img/2012/10/Open-9-Days-a-Week-Funny-Advertising-Humorous.jpg

Looks like they beat the Beatles by one day.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/17/12 at 7:40 pm

One of my favorites, from some zoo:

http://www.inspirational-quotes-short-funny-stuff.com/images/stupid-signs-zoo-signs-retrieve-objects-from-crocodile.jpg

I sure won't do it. :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/17/12 at 7:42 pm

http://indianfunnypicture.com/img/2012/10/Open-9-Days-a-Week-Funny-Advertising-Humorous.jpg

Looks like they beat the Beatles by one day.

then the workers must have some good pay.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/17/12 at 9:28 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/baby-changing-sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/17/12 at 9:43 pm

http://getalonglittledoggie.typepad.com/.a/6a010536bf6a1a970b0133f31e1c9c970b-800wi

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/18/12 at 7:00 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/baby-changing-sign.jpg

250 pounds? that must be some big baby. :o

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/18/12 at 8:14 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/christmas-guns-put-christ-back.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/18/12 at 2:18 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/christmas-guns-put-christ-back.jpg

makes a good Christmas gift.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/18/12 at 7:15 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UuqD2ZMgjOs/UMlJH7K3xdI/AAAAAAADV4Y/0-X8Rpk4rWo/s1600/weird_facebook_ads_01.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/18/12 at 9:44 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/christmas-guns-put-christ-back.jpg

This was a real ad campaign, although it has been removed.

http://disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mncards.jpg
http://clutchmag.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bushmaster-ad1-600x450.jpeg

Since the original's not really available anymore, let's fix that.

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/7504/bushmaster2.jpg

(Someone may have shopped in something to fill the big blank space in the original print ad. These sorts of things happen when stuff goes viral on the Interwebs.)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/18/12 at 11:01 pm

^

HI JOKERRRR....

http://thegoldensombrero.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/PrivatePyle.jpg

Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Foo-Bar: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: What is this Mickey Mouse sh*t? What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? Why is Private Foo-Bar out of his bunk after lights-out? Why is Private Foo-Bar holding that weapon? Why aren't you stomping Private Foo-Bar's guts out?
Private Joker: Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the senior drill instructor that Private Foo-Bar has a full magazine that is locked and loaded, Sir!

And from Mississippi Gun Owners dot Com

http://i49.servimg.com/u/f49/13/89/08/99/safefa10.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/19/12 at 5:09 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/11/fried-slobbering-bullfrog.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/19/12 at 6:59 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UuqD2ZMgjOs/UMlJH7K3xdI/AAAAAAADV4Y/0-X8Rpk4rWo/s1600/weird_facebook_ads_01.jpg

having sex with a owl? No thank you.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/19/12 at 7:00 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2011/11/fried-slobbering-bullfrog.jpg

Bullfrogs don't slobber.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/19/12 at 6:27 pm

having sex with a owl? No thank you.

It works for Newt Gingrich.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyecjnaKdi1qgpz6no1_500.jpg

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/19/12 at 6:33 pm

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/write_light/11965346/50706/50706_original.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/19/12 at 7:56 pm

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/write_light/11965346/50706/50706_original.jpg

WTF? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/19/12 at 9:29 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gHbjFlC8R0Q/T_ZeSLatlHI/AAAAAAAAD24/VuQNu-HOdlo/s1600/tumblr_m6gkqnNYFG1qabj53o1_500.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/20/12 at 7:43 am

http://asiaobscura.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/chinglish11c.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/20/12 at 8:22 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gHbjFlC8R0Q/T_ZeSLatlHI/AAAAAAAAD24/VuQNu-HOdlo/s1600/tumblr_m6gkqnNYFG1qabj53o1_500.jpg

OMG? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/20/12 at 8:22 am

http://asiaobscura.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/chinglish11c.jpg

Don't they mean ear wax?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/20/12 at 8:26 am

http://www.bizarrebytes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/000013779.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/20/12 at 11:57 pm

Well, according to the clock on the inthe00s.com server, it's almost December 21, 2012.

The world ends tomorrowin just over two minutes, and YOU MAY DIE!

http://i45.tinypic.com/bgvkpg.png

(Well, probably not... but whatever you do, just keep reading Pamphlet #1)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/21/12 at 6:47 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5KAQ127OKz8/TnfkAd_2lJI/AAAAAAAAAOg/4-QmaIFxR_o/s1600/brady_cam_ad.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/21/12 at 7:13 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5KAQ127OKz8/TnfkAd_2lJI/AAAAAAAAAOg/4-QmaIFxR_o/s1600/brady_cam_ad.jpg

I won't visiting Florida anytime soon. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 12/21/12 at 10:19 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5KAQ127OKz8/TnfkAd_2lJI/AAAAAAAAAOg/4-QmaIFxR_o/s1600/brady_cam_ad.jpg

Actually, there is nothing bizarre about that

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/21/12 at 10:30 am

Actually, there is nothing bizarre about that

The bizarre part was that there actually had to be an add for this.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/22/12 at 7:58 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/innovative-products-record-earring.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/22/12 at 8:03 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/innovative-products-record-earring.jpg

that is one weird earring.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/22/12 at 10:24 pm

The bizarre part was that there actually had to be an add for this.

Welcome to Florida:

If the gunmen don't kill you the gators will!

I think this bred a little smugness in Southern law enforcement.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/22/12 at 10:34 pm

http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/mr-goodwrench-coloring-book_100329802_m.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 12/23/12 at 2:49 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/innovative-products-record-earring.jpg

LMFAO!!! Why would anything like that catch on? ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/23/12 at 7:15 am

http://www.trbimg.com/img-4f70d3e4/turbine/la-fi-mo-belvedere-rihanna-mondelez-20120326-001/600

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/23/12 at 7:59 pm

http://www.trbimg.com/img-4f70d3e4/turbine/la-fi-mo-belvedere-rihanna-mondelez-20120326-001/600

Mrs. Belvedere goes down smoothly? ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/24/12 at 6:59 am

http://cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/01/xmas-tuggie-400x470.jpg

::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 12/24/12 at 10:59 am

http://cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/01/xmas-tuggie-400x470.jpg

::)

I once had one of those, home made though. It was too small

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/24/12 at 11:07 am

I once had one of those, home made though. It was too small

It wasn't from me.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/24/12 at 11:15 am

It wasn't from me.

Cat

It wasn`t from me either.
:D ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/24/12 at 11:57 am

It wasn`t from me either.
:D ;D

I should hope not. ;D ;D ;D

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/24/12 at 7:50 pm

http://cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/01/xmas-tuggie-400x470.jpg

::)

I'd buy that but will it be warm enough? ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/24/12 at 7:52 pm

http://weburbanist.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/vintage-christmas-ads-main.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/24/12 at 8:14 pm

http://www.11points.com/images/funnychristmas/marchdecorations.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 12/24/12 at 8:50 pm

http://www.11points.com/images/funnychristmas/marchdecorations.jpg

;D

we don't call that vandalism.....we call it community service! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/24/12 at 11:11 pm

.....we call it community service! :D

Here's s'more community service 4ya!

http://www.essexonlakechamplain.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/121128-christmas-in-essex01.jpg
Joyeux Noël!!!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/24/12 at 11:35 pm

Saw this float by on Facebook (from one of my friends who is a librarian in Tacoma, Washington)

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/521331_10151149953892056_1655736977_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 12/25/12 at 12:25 am

So that's where the go jan thru November!!!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/25/12 at 1:07 am

So that's where the go jan thru November!!!

It means human trafficking. Maybe the Human Trafficking company give me other payout!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/25/12 at 7:37 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h3zPEoKhop0/SW9TSQvt2JI/AAAAAAAAAqk/1fBfdBJ1Bpw/s400/get-your-christmas-trees-dec-28.bmp

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/25/12 at 7:53 am

http://www.11points.com/images/funnychristmas/marchdecorations.jpg

Who was the culprit? Santa Claus? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/25/12 at 7:54 am

Here's s'more community service 4ya!

http://www.essexonlakechamplain.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/121128-christmas-in-essex01.jpg
Joyeux Noël!!!

So where does the missletoe go? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/25/12 at 7:55 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h3zPEoKhop0/SW9TSQvt2JI/AAAAAAAAAqk/1fBfdBJ1Bpw/s400/get-your-christmas-trees-dec-28.bmp

yeah sure 3 days right after Christmas. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/26/12 at 7:20 am

http://artsyswag.com/img/fun/fail-signs/fail-signs18.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/26/12 at 7:36 am

http://artsyswag.com/img/fun/fail-signs/fail-signs18.jpg

I think they meant "right after" not "before". ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/26/12 at 3:49 pm

I think they meant "right after" not "before". ::)

Warning, drinking alcoholic beverages right after pregnancy can cause pregnancy? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 12/26/12 at 4:38 pm

I think they meant "right after" not "before". ::)

No they got it right the first time

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/28/12 at 12:26 am

Warning, drinking alcoholic beverages right after pregnancy can cause pregnancy? ???

It means alcohol consumption can make a lady take a more leisurely stroll than she ought to!

http://images.clipartof.com/small/4395-Happy-Smiley-Cowgirl-Riding-A-Toy-Stick-Horse-Clipart.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: AL-B Mk. III on 12/28/12 at 12:56 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/28/12 at 5:36 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6792792064/hDD9E3432/

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/28/12 at 7:15 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6792792064/hDD9E3432/

compared to the people that aren't? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 12/28/12 at 10:44 am

It means alcohol consumption can make a lady take a more leisurely stroll than she ought to!

http://images.clipartof.com/small/4395-Happy-Smiley-Cowgirl-Riding-A-Toy-Stick-Horse-Clipart.jpg

Reminds me of the "Nimbus 300" Harry Potter broom stick. It was marketed as a toy. Girls especially loved it.

IT VIBRATED :D :D :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/28/12 at 12:08 pm

Reminds me of the "Nimbus 300" Harry Potter broom stick. It was marketed as a toy. Girls especially loved it.

IT VIBRATED :D :D :D

It's the Nimbus 2000, Honey.

http://www.realitywired.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/potter-broom.jpg

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/28/12 at 1:42 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/12/grilled-sexual-harrassment.jpg

(Wife says it's actually "Salted pigs feet")

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/28/12 at 2:09 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/12/grilled-sexual-harrassment.jpg

(Wife says it's actually "Salted pigs feet")

Sure, I can see how they could make that mistake-can't you?

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/28/12 at 7:54 pm

It's the Nimbus 2000, Honey.

http://www.realitywired.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/potter-broom.jpg

Cat

If it works then it must be good. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/28/12 at 7:55 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2012/12/grilled-sexual-harrassment.jpg

(Wife says it's actually "Salted pigs feet")

I don't know what sexual harassment tastes like! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/28/12 at 8:03 pm

I had one of these when I was a kid.

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=22547309

Of course, the rich boy down the street had one with a real horse's head. I was soooo jealous!
:D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 12/28/12 at 8:12 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 12/28/12 at 8:25 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 12/29/12 at 12:04 am

It's the Nimbus 2000, Honey.

http://www.realitywired.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/potter-broom.jpg

Came for this, leaving feeling vaguely creepy!

Back to work.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7533/georgepettyridgidjune19.jpg

Has anybody seen my ridgid tool?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/29/12 at 7:26 am

Came for this, leaving feeling vaguely creepy!

Back to work.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7533/georgepettyridgidjune19.jpg

Has anybody seen my ridgid tool?

But look as to where the sharp edge is going into. :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/29/12 at 7:37 am

Came for this, leaving feeling vaguely creepy!

Back to work.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7533/georgepettyridgidjune19.jpg

Has anybody seen my ridgid tool?

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/logo-fail-right-tools.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/29/12 at 7:42 am

http://pic.epicfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/logo-fail-right-tools.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 12/29/12 at 9:46 am

A friend of mine posted this on FB.... Cat have you seen this at the airport? ;D

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/397608_4445574690416_994061403_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/29/12 at 9:55 am

A friend of mine posted this on FB.... Cat have you seen this at the airport? ;D

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/397608_4445574690416_994061403_n.jpg

Nope. That's because the airport in San Juan knows that Puerto Ricans are a lot smarter than the people at the airport wherever that sign is.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/29/12 at 1:49 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/29/12 at 1:50 pm

Came for this, leaving feeling vaguely creepy!

Back to work.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7533/georgepettyridgidjune19.jpg

Has anybody seen my ridgid tool?

Looks like it was a pinup girl calendar.
*checking e-bay* Yeah, they still publish them. Although this caveat amused me on this particular auction:

Magnet with image of (pinup) Ridgid Tool pinup in blue.

You will not receive the pinup; you will get an image of the pinup made into a magnet.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Magnet-Ridgid-Tools-Pinup-Sexy-Woman-Calendar-/300833488258?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item460b12bd82

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 12/29/12 at 2:59 pm

http://cdn.motinetwork.net/demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/0909/the-sweet-sound-grammar-nazi-spelling-fail-suicide-demotivational-poster-1253827940.jpg

Count the spelling errors. ;D

My guess is the publishing house read an email or letter from this store and said NO & HELL NO! To sending them any more of their books! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/29/12 at 7:54 pm

A friend of mine posted this on FB.... Cat have you seen this at the airport? ;D

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/397608_4445574690416_994061403_n.jpg

what if you're not Puerto Rican? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/29/12 at 7:55 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 12/29/12 at 10:07 pm

I have a horse should I take my picture riding it? There's an idea do your been to the wizard on a horse with no name parody. I'm sure I can find a midi or something. Sounds like a horrible idea doesn't it?

such a bad idea that everyone is speechless

Why not see if I can record something and if my lousy camraman wants to help. A little cold to be garden for a month or two still.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/29/12 at 10:52 pm

http://images02.olx.com.pk/ui/13/13/65/1299907762_176480865_1-Pictures-of--Foreigner-BabysitterMaid-available.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/30/12 at 6:55 am

It's not uncommon for people in Hong Kong to hire maids from the Philippines.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/30/12 at 7:33 am

http://www.sundoginteractive.com/images/uploads/facebook.GIF

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/30/12 at 7:45 am

http://fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/funny-double-032-500x350.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/30/12 at 2:48 pm

http://fotozup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/funny-double-032-500x350.jpg

I'll take the house.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 12/31/12 at 2:38 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XOPRBnPXF4/TLsddUwsSmI/AAAAAAAAAy0/Tu9BYGNFh6o/s400/Dick+Balls.bmp

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/31/12 at 6:48 am

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2740/4228673794_d5df1b27be_o.jpg

"Honey...are we low on paper urine trousers?"

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/31/12 at 7:28 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5XOPRBnPXF4/TLsddUwsSmI/AAAAAAAAAy0/Tu9BYGNFh6o/s400/Dick+Balls.bmp

He's such a Dick. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/31/12 at 7:29 am

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2740/4228673794_d5df1b27be_o.jpg

"Honey...are we low on paper urine trousers?"

But what's a litter bag?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 12/31/12 at 7:58 am

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/293927_368795203216743_1397113579_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Henk on 12/31/12 at 8:59 am

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/293927_368795203216743_1397113579_n.jpg

Well, at least they're being honest about their products... ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 12/31/12 at 4:21 pm

http://images.crystalscomments.com/6/3876.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/31/12 at 4:23 pm

http://images.crystalscomments.com/6/3876.jpg

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 12/31/12 at 7:41 pm

I'll take the house.

even if you had to give one to get it?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/31/12 at 7:46 pm

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/293927_368795203216743_1397113579_n.jpg

maybe it tastes shytty. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/31/12 at 7:47 pm

http://images.crystalscomments.com/6/3876.jpg

and what about his feet?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 12/31/12 at 7:47 pm

even if you had to give one to get it?

or maybe not! :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/02/13 at 6:33 pm

http://www.theimmigrationteam.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sponsor-spouse-to-canada.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/02/13 at 6:39 pm

http://www.theimmigrationteam.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sponsor-spouse-to-canada.jpg

Just by looking at the website, I assume this is legit too. GAhhhhhhh, who wants a relationship with a Canadian? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/02/13 at 6:41 pm

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/fearless_111/sign_0.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/02/13 at 7:52 pm

http://www.theimmigrationteam.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sponsor-spouse-to-canada.jpg

why don't you just live there instead of bringing her there? ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/02/13 at 7:53 pm

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb303/fearless_111/sign_0.jpg

I'm jewish and I want to convert. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 01/02/13 at 10:34 pm

http://www.theimmigrationteam.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/sponsor-spouse-to-canada.jpg

Oh this is a scam. You shouldn't be paid for this. You should pay them.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/03/13 at 5:34 am

I'm jewish and I want to convert. :D

You wanna be Asian?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/03/13 at 7:30 am

Oh this is a scam. You shouldn't be paid for this. You should pay them.

and those aren't Canadians, they're Muslims.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/03/13 at 7:30 am

You wanna be Asian?

I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/03/13 at 7:32 am

http://idsgn.org/images/parallels-kraft-dinner/ads-1975-2000.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/03/13 at 10:21 am

http://randomoverload.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/39f8no-parking-except-for-always-fail-paradox-sign.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/03/13 at 10:37 am

I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so! :D

Howard made a funny. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/03/13 at 3:35 pm

Howard made a funny. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

Thanks. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/03/13 at 5:40 pm

http://mycampustalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hogs-dick.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/03/13 at 11:06 pm

I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so! :D

Karma for Howard!
;D ;D ;D

http://www.mediaite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Screen-shot-2010-12-09-at-11.14.41-AM.png

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Goodogbadog on 01/04/13 at 12:07 am

Just by looking at the website, I assume this is legit too. GAhhhhhhh, who wants a relationship with a Canadian? :D

You can buy a Canadian for a slave? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/04/13 at 7:05 am

http://mycampustalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hogs-dick.jpg

He had to air his dick out, It gets stuffy in there. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/04/13 at 7:35 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xwE0rBDpg1Y/SXQeb1ImrII/AAAAAAAADbc/RcDfZQLCpL4/s320/honest-rental-vacancy-spiders.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/04/13 at 10:55 am

You can buy a Canadian for a slave? :o

According to the Bible you can.

However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. (Leviticus 25:44-46 - The New Living Translation - NLT)

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/04/13 at 1:02 pm

You can buy a Canadian for a slave? :o

I'm not for sale.

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Dagwood on 01/04/13 at 4:51 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xwE0rBDpg1Y/SXQeb1ImrII/AAAAAAAADbc/RcDfZQLCpL4/s320/honest-rental-vacancy-spiders.jpg

Ummmm, no thanks.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/07/13 at 11:16 am

http://textfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Random-Funny-Photos-Part-262_29.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/07/13 at 1:07 pm

According to the Bible you can.

However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. (Leviticus 25:44-46 - The New Living Translation - NLT)

Cat

http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/slavery/Slave_Ad-1835.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/07/13 at 8:04 pm

http://textfail.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Random-Funny-Photos-Part-262_29.jpg

my kind of pool :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/07/13 at 8:05 pm

http://www.latinamericanstudies.org/slavery/Slave_Ad-1835.jpg

What's the phone number? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Dagwood on 01/07/13 at 8:10 pm

What's the phone number? ;D

Check out the date, Howard. No phones, you gotta hunt him down.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/08/13 at 8:20 am

with my Bushmaster. :D

Not funny, Howard. >:(

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/08/13 at 2:14 pm

Not funny, Howard. >:(

Cat

Sorry, you're right that wasn't funny! I apologize. :-[ :(

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/08/13 at 2:15 pm

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-bizarre-ads-3.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 01/10/13 at 5:33 pm

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/227632_496290263756550_1509704550_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/10/13 at 7:50 pm

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100527/640/very_sexist_ads_640_04.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/10/13 at 8:18 pm

http://www.bangstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/220px-The_Sitter_Poster.jpg

http://nsfw.oddculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/nude-maid-service-flyer.jpg

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/pictures/2012/3/30/1333096144493/Saiyuud-Diwongs-Cooking-w-009.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Dagwood on 01/10/13 at 8:47 pm

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/227632_496290263756550_1509704550_n.jpg

Not mean, just awesome. Go mom!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/11/13 at 7:39 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/01/enter-opposite-sex.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/11/13 at 8:16 pm

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/227632_496290263756550_1509704550_n.jpg

how mean is she? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/11/13 at 8:17 pm

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100527/640/very_sexist_ads_640_04.jpg

just step on her head. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/11/13 at 8:18 pm

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/pictures/2012/3/30/1333096144493/Saiyuud-Diwongs-Cooking-w-009.jpg

yummy!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/11/13 at 8:19 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/01/enter-opposite-sex.jpg

I'm sure I won't enter the opposite sex.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/12/13 at 7:03 pm

I'm sure I won't enter the opposite sex.

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q146/pribar/divorce.jpg

But if you do, don't do this, either!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/12/13 at 7:14 pm

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q146/pribar/divorce.jpg

But if you do, don't do this, either!

http://www.robswtfrant.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/vibrator-finger.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/12/13 at 7:47 pm

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q146/pribar/divorce.jpg

But if you do, don't do this, either!

why would he do that? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/12/13 at 11:00 pm

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2012010/WeatherPenis550X411.jpg

Heh heh! Penis!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/13/13 at 9:19 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mCojgqWIilA/UOcKjjotQyI/AAAAAAAAOxE/0Y3iWcpM-F0/s1600/I+clean+do+good+work+don't+call+I+find+you+dr+heckle+funny+wtf+newspaper+ads.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/13/13 at 3:42 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mCojgqWIilA/UOcKjjotQyI/AAAAAAAAOxE/0Y3iWcpM-F0/s1600/I+clean+do+good+work+don't+call+I+find+you+dr+heckle+funny+wtf+newspaper+ads.jpg

She can't find me. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 01/13/13 at 4:34 pm

yeah cant find me

Look all you want

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/14/13 at 8:18 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/soup-with-prostitute-bm.jpg

Must be where the phrase "Soup's On!" originated.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/14/13 at 1:10 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/soup-with-prostitute-bm.jpg

Must be where the phrase "Soup's On!" originated.

will the soup be ON the prostitute? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/14/13 at 10:16 pm

http://www.ere.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hire-my-wife-billboard.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/15/13 at 7:20 am

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0dxq0Utc1qeptlio1_500.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/15/13 at 8:05 am

http://www.ere.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/hire-my-wife-billboard.jpg

I'll hire her! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/15/13 at 8:06 am

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0dxq0Utc1qeptlio1_500.jpg

why did he steal it back?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/15/13 at 7:51 pm

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zhx6nAfV1r52hw0o1_500.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/16/13 at 2:11 am

Heh heh! Penis!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-myiWMt8Tw54/UDqoMJtUGcI/AAAAAAAAIsw/e3OXtUNlNw8/s1600/weather-forecast.jpg

And now, a word from mother nature's strap-on.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/16/13 at 7:39 am

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7zhx6nAfV1r52hw0o1_500.jpg

Would that happen to be a real number?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/16/13 at 7:40 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-myiWMt8Tw54/UDqoMJtUGcI/AAAAAAAAIsw/e3OXtUNlNw8/s1600/weather-forecast.jpg

And now, a word from mother nature's strap-on.

with a chance of showers. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/16/13 at 7:43 am

with a chance of showers. ;D

Yup, Mexico is gonna get dumped on.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/16/13 at 8:01 am

Yup, Mexico is gonna get dumped on.

They better watch out.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/16/13 at 10:47 am

Would that happen to be a real number?

Why don't you call it and find out.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/16/13 at 1:05 pm

Why don't you call it and find out.

Cat

"the number you're trying to reach is not available from your calling area".

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tia on 01/16/13 at 1:10 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBlNVXMWe_w

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/17/13 at 7:40 am

http://erinlynchpin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/snow-white.png

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/17/13 at 8:00 am

http://erinlynchpin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/snow-white.png

But what if you are Snow White?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/18/13 at 8:16 am

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/images/blog/0211/21-funny-sign-gallery.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/18/13 at 7:01 pm

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqt570sn5q1qj9n1no1_1280.png

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/18/13 at 8:12 pm

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/images/blog/0211/21-funny-sign-gallery.jpg

could you have dentures? would that count? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/18/13 at 8:12 pm

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqt570sn5q1qj9n1no1_1280.png

racist toothpaste. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/19/13 at 2:33 am

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/epic-fail-photos-product-idea-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/19/13 at 8:11 pm

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/epic-fail-photos-product-idea-fail.jpg

need some of those. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/20/13 at 7:07 am

http://i.imgur.com/XmxVo.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/20/13 at 7:27 am

http://i.imgur.com/XmxVo.jpg

Why would anybody need their butt bleached?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/21/13 at 12:09 am

Why would anybody need their butt bleached?

It's a porn thing. It must smart like hell, but I guess it's just the cost of doing business.
:o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/21/13 at 6:52 am

It's a porn thing. It must smart like hell, but I guess it's just the cost of doing business.
:o

I would leave my butt alone.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/21/13 at 6:54 am

http://img1-cdn.newser.com/square-image/78664-20110331205251/chocolate-penis-may-trigger-death-trial-redo.jpeg

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/21/13 at 7:59 am

http://hubgarage.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/2255661/toilet_detail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/21/13 at 8:13 pm

http://hubgarage.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/2255661/toilet_detail.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gYz6sjT1xx4/TE0cQUcH0nI/AAAAAAAAABg/8efyoD1UhaE/s1600/pee+bottle.jpg

Then I'll have to pee in a bottle and throw it on the sidewalk. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/21/13 at 11:51 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gYz6sjT1xx4/TE0cQUcH0nI/AAAAAAAAABg/8efyoD1UhaE/s1600/pee+bottle.jpg

Then I'll have to pee in a bottle and throw it on the sidewalk. ;D

I once had a dream they set up drive-in pee stations on the I-90. They delivered a bottle to you via pneumatic tube like they do when you're making a deposit at the bank drive-thru. You did you business in it dropped the bottle back in the pneumatic tube and the pee boys and the pee station disposed of it and sanitized the bottle.

Now, I'm sure you have questions such as are receptacles for females different, and what if you have to do no. 2. I don't know...it was just a dream lasting perhaps 4.8 seconds.
:o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/22/13 at 2:37 am

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/2/20/231706_67e10f83-11ad-4b93-af65-df07e04a269a_prod.JPG

"Please sit on a chair facing a toilet, legs not touching the ground. Make sure the dotted line goes over your arm as you sit, creatings a rainbow arc and goes into the toilet bowl."

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/22/13 at 7:34 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 01/22/13 at 4:25 pm

http://uberhumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/epic-fail-photos-product-idea-fail.jpg

Eeewww! Why would you put that up your ass?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/22/13 at 6:48 pm

http://fundivision.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/p3.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/22/13 at 7:05 pm

Eeewww! Why would you put that up your ass?

Why would anyone wear a thong? 8-P 8-P 8-P

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/22/13 at 10:14 pm

Why would anyone wear a thong? 8-P 8-P 8-P

Cat

To show off my full Brazilian wax job and bunghole bleaching!
:P

Don't forget Sisqo
http://michaeljlewis.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/thongsong.jpg?w=500

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 01/23/13 at 2:40 am

http://i.imgur.com/XmxVo.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdso7gxoyw1rvmzslo1_500.jpg

Help us, Promise. You're our only hope!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/23/13 at 7:19 am

Eeewww! Why would you put that up your ass?

to clean it out, of course. ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/23/13 at 7:20 am

http://fundivision.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/p3.jpg

I'll just take the sandwich instead.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/23/13 at 8:13 am

http://hudsonknowsbest.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bubble-boy-ad-mans-life-sept-1956-8x6.jpg?w=497

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/23/13 at 7:26 pm

http://hudsonknowsbest.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/bubble-boy-ad-mans-life-sept-1956-8x6.jpg?w=497

looks silly.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 01/23/13 at 10:04 pm

To show off my full Brazilian wax job and bunghole bleaching!
:P

Don't forget Sisqo
http://michaeljlewis.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/thongsong.jpg?w=500

Nice...hum...music

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/24/13 at 7:07 am

http://dailyprank.eu/uploads/posts/2013-01/1358511152_tn.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/24/13 at 7:54 am

http://dailyprank.eu/uploads/posts/2013-01/1358511152_tn.jpg

lo siento estamos abiertos or in Spanish. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/25/13 at 8:13 am

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/images/12/2007/01/Subliminal-Advertising-In-Queens.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/25/13 at 8:24 pm

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/images/12/2007/01/Subliminal-Advertising-In-Queens.jpg

69 dollars to do her? I'll give her half of it. :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 01/25/13 at 9:51 pm

69 dollars to do her? I'll give her half of it. :P

Howard that is just nasty!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/25/13 at 10:05 pm

69 dollars to do her? I'll give her half of it. :P

Howard, have you ever heard of 68? You do me and I'll owe ya one! arf arf arf!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DB6BSCIl8uc/TmoqteoAHqI/AAAAAAAAAVA/XIG_bLJDTY4/s1600/Smiley_The_Clown_Dog_Loves_Computers.JPG

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/26/13 at 7:20 am

Howard, have you ever heard of 68? You do me and I'll owe ya one! arf arf arf!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DB6BSCIl8uc/TmoqteoAHqI/AAAAAAAAAVA/XIG_bLJDTY4/s1600/Smiley_The_Clown_Dog_Loves_Computers.JPG

How do you owe a girl one? ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/26/13 at 7:20 am

Howard that is just nasty!

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/27/13 at 1:40 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bJxy38rnhOk/TlEIBlgXgVI/AAAAAAAAaOU/13V-rV4Do5Q/s1600/Indonesia%2Bwifi.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/27/13 at 8:36 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bJxy38rnhOk/TlEIBlgXgVI/AAAAAAAAaOU/13V-rV4Do5Q/s1600/Indonesia%2Bwifi.jpg

free wife? oh cool. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/27/13 at 8:41 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zbCrCzxvl3s/TsMqg3EAqcI/AAAAAAAAQAM/9BJy2L9UBkc/s1600/killseamammalschrome.jpg

Greenpeace's earlier ads were not too bright, were they.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 01/28/13 at 8:56 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zbCrCzxvl3s/TsMqg3EAqcI/AAAAAAAAQAM/9BJy2L9UBkc/s1600/killseamammalschrome.jpg

Greenpeace's earlier ads were not too bright, were they.

That's because this isn't a Greenpeace ad.
This is an United Ahab Society, Christians against Sea Life, and your friends at World Industries ad. :(

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/28/13 at 9:02 pm

That's because this isn't a Greenpeace ad.

I know it wasn't, I was just being funny, or trying to be.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 01/28/13 at 9:04 pm

I know it wasn't, I was just being funny, or trying to be.

it was sarcasm... I got it....

some people just take things too literally... ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 01/28/13 at 11:37 pm

it was sarcasm... I got it....

some people just take things too literally... ::)

I was just pointing that out to anybody who didn't notice snozberries. There's no need to point out that I don't understand sarcasism when I hear it. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/29/13 at 12:05 am

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/7/20/335140_0f687c27-7ee0-480d-9b27-5f6e7db2c1fe_prod.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/29/13 at 7:36 am

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2007/7/20/335140_0f687c27-7ee0-480d-9b27-5f6e7db2c1fe_prod.jpg

I'll stay away from this restaurant. :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/29/13 at 7:38 am

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8026/7641372028_84848b2d86_z.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tia on 01/29/13 at 7:41 am

In speaking of lefty ads, can't we all just get along?

http://media-cache-ec4.pinterest.com/upload/253468285248757694_MrE7xjr1_c.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/29/13 at 7:54 am

In speaking of lefty ads, can't we all just get along?

http://media-cache-ec4.pinterest.com/upload/253468285248757694_MrE7xjr1_c.jpg

what the hell? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tia on 01/29/13 at 7:59 am

The only part of that ad that's actually bizarre is the Taco Bell logo.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/29/13 at 8:18 am

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/images/blog/0910/28-funny-sign-gallery.jpg
http://wecritiquedesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/hunkya.jpeg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/29/13 at 3:31 pm

http://wecritiquedesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/hunkya.jpeg

Those are some delicious chips. ;) ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/29/13 at 3:33 pm

http://fastfood.ocregister.com/files/2009/11/carlsparishilton_1.jpg

Now who would eat a burger from Carl Jr's? ^

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/29/13 at 3:41 pm

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/-/w/X/d/a.aaa-Were-All-Screwed.jpeg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/29/13 at 4:04 pm

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/-/w/X/d/a.aaa-Were-All-Screwed.jpeg

that's pretty stupid! ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/30/13 at 7:13 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7000911616/hEC87AD42/

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/30/13 at 7:49 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7000911616/hEC87AD42/

Doncha hate when THAT happens?

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 01/30/13 at 10:17 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7000911616/hEC87AD42/

Better do 'em all just to make sure!
:P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 01/30/13 at 8:01 pm

http://cdn.walltowatch.com/files/0/0/0/3/00039751.jpg

Koo Koo Ka Choo.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 01/31/13 at 7:42 am

http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large_lightbox/hash/c7/64/c764c97cb6d7971c4a7f353c73e7e5a5.jpg

Grammar.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/01/13 at 7:26 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7000921856/hFD50CA62/

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/01/13 at 7:34 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7000921856/hFD50CA62/

no thanks! 8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/01/13 at 12:25 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/S9G5sYUXBrI/AAAAAAABMUQ/aW4UvvehxeA/s400/funny_signs_about_unattended_children_24.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/01/13 at 12:56 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/S9G5sYUXBrI/AAAAAAABMUQ/aW4UvvehxeA/s400/funny_signs_about_unattended_children_24.jpg

There is a sandwich shoppe that we go to once in a while that has THIS sign:

http://checkraise.com/rants2/archive3/children_1.JPG

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/01/13 at 6:31 pm

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7000921856/hFD50CA62/

You gotta separate the men from the boys!
:D

http://www.gamesetwatch.com/momboy_large.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/01/13 at 8:06 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/S9G5sYUXBrI/AAAAAAABMUQ/aW4UvvehxeA/s400/funny_signs_about_unattended_children_24.jpg

So if I leave my child I get a donut?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/01/13 at 8:07 pm

There is a sandwich shoppe that we go to once in a while that has THIS sign:

http://checkraise.com/rants2/archive3/children_1.JPG

Cat

I'll just take the espresso.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/01/13 at 8:41 pm

http://feckingfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/drink-and-drive-tofail-hospital-and-morgue.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/01/13 at 9:29 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SqhhJb_P3Kk/SP0zoNaB9II/AAAAAAAAChw/XZmA4PRBsdo/s400/weird+ad.jpg

Your mother sucks c*cks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime!!!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/02/13 at 6:47 am

I'll just take the espresso.

Are you an unattended child?

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/02/13 at 6:58 am

http://feckingfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/drink-and-drive-tofail-hospital-and-morgue.jpg

so is this a pick and choose kind of sign? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/02/13 at 6:59 am

Are you an unattended child?

Cat

I just want the espresso.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/02/13 at 8:58 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/super-bowel-sunday.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/02/13 at 8:15 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/super-bowel-sunday.jpg

close the toilets?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 02/03/13 at 2:16 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-4c0CyL5ENEM/UQOjoJMN5zI/AAAAAAABQdI/PZmhkjHtHTk/s1600/Scan0017.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/03/13 at 6:57 am

http://www.beijingtoday.com.cn/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/image004-300x224.jpg

sign us for thanks with sharing the
(thanks for sharing the sign with us)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/03/13 at 8:04 am

http://www.beijingtoday.com.cn/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/image004-300x224.jpg

sign us for thanks with sharing the
(thanks for sharing the sign with us)

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/07/13 at 2:24 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cat-found-thanks-to-danielle-gregory.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/07/13 at 2:52 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cat-found-thanks-to-danielle-gregory.jpg

That made me cry. :\'( :\'( :\'(

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/07/13 at 8:12 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cat-found-thanks-to-danielle-gregory.jpg

http://rulingcatsanddogs.com/contents/funny-pics/original/funny-pet-advertisement-free-cat-to-a-good-home.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/08/13 at 7:21 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/cat-found-thanks-to-danielle-gregory.jpg

that's pretty weird.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/08/13 at 9:56 am

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/imagessoft-and-genital.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/08/13 at 8:26 pm

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/imagessoft-and-genital.jpg

tissues for your genitals? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Dagwood on 02/08/13 at 8:58 pm

Yes, Howard, that's what toilet paper is generally for.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/08/13 at 9:00 pm

Yes, Howard, that's what toilet paper is generally for.

And I was using it for oregami all the time...

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Dagwood on 02/08/13 at 9:01 pm

And I was using it for oregami all the time...

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 02/08/13 at 9:03 pm

And I was using it for oregami all the time...

Well yer doin it wrong son! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 02/08/13 at 9:25 pm

http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/imagessoft-and-genital.jpg

Should say "soft to genitals" or "gentles", either way

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/08/13 at 9:39 pm

http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Cruise-Ad-634x473.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 02/08/13 at 9:41 pm

http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Cruise-Ad-634x473.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/08/13 at 9:56 pm

http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6047/6320725119_71e89f1edf.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/09/13 at 7:31 am

Yes, Howard, that's what toilet paper is generally for.

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/09/13 at 7:32 am

http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Cruise-Ad-634x473.jpg

Is this The Tom Cruise?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/09/13 at 8:06 am

Is this The Tom Cruise?

Anything but.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 02/09/13 at 7:35 pm

Is this The Tom Cruise?

No. It's a cruise ship. They're large boats, like floating cities, people use when they want to take a vacation on the ocean :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: nally on 02/09/13 at 7:37 pm

No. It's a cruise ship. They're large boats, like floating cities, people use when they want to take a vacation on the ocean :D

...which I did last year, and am going to do again this April! :)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/10/13 at 7:14 am

No. It's a cruise ship. They're large boats, like floating cities, people use when they want to take a vacation on the ocean :D

::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/10/13 at 7:24 am

http://adsvoice.pblogs.gr/files/f/476931-dumbest-gifts-alka-seltzer-01-2012.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/10/13 at 1:07 pm

http://adsvoice.pblogs.gr/files/f/476931-dumbest-gifts-alka-seltzer-01-2012.jpg

I remember that one!
;D

http://file.vintageadbrowser.com/l-9r0qr7azevxik9.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/10/13 at 8:12 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nTJWMjWr9Qc/UORV_wTNnFI/AAAAAAAAHDo/pb2ufgDgAtw/s1600/ayds.jpg

I have Ayds. :-[
;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/11/13 at 1:55 am

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/08/article-2275491-176DA651000005DC-326_634x267.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/11/13 at 6:57 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nTJWMjWr9Qc/UORV_wTNnFI/AAAAAAAAHDo/pb2ufgDgAtw/s1600/ayds.jpg

I have Ayds. :-[
;D

I remember those.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/11/13 at 7:03 am

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/08/article-2275491-176DA651000005DC-326_634x267.jpg

Can I have a cup of "sheet coffee"? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/11/13 at 7:27 am

http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/192/e4/99/cf/e499cf011ffba6880a4f45cf5abfc36f.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/11/13 at 8:38 pm

http://media-cache-lt0.pinterest.com/192/e4/99/cf/e499cf011ffba6880a4f45cf5abfc36f.jpg

that's a bit too much butter. :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 02/11/13 at 8:50 pm

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7000911616/hEC87AD42/

Now that's what I call a double standard!

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001099115/nUSRVEUlsnbgj1ymvpKHOuNSo1_400_answer_2_xlarge.jpeg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Katluver on 02/11/13 at 8:56 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nTJWMjWr9Qc/UORV_wTNnFI/AAAAAAAAHDo/pb2ufgDgAtw/s1600/ayds.jpg

I have Ayds. :-[
;D

lol, do they still sell those?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/11/13 at 9:01 pm

lol, do they still sell those?

I don't know.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/12/13 at 10:18 pm

lol, do they still sell those?

Believe it or not, they were still airing AYDS commercials as late as 1984. I remember laughing at them with my brother-in-law. Hahaha, they have AIDS! I know that's terribly crass, but you have to consider at the time...ah screw it, it was crass. No sense in trying to justify AIDS jokes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjmxmHpBj4E

They tried to change the brand name in the late eighties but it was a lost cause by then. They went off the market.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/13/13 at 1:28 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/02/brine-duck-restain-anger.jpg

I think I'll have a cup of cold water.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/13/13 at 1:31 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/02/brine-duck-restain-anger.jpg

I think I'll have a cup of cold water.

How do you restrain an angry duck?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/13/13 at 1:35 pm

How do you restrain an angry duck?

(crowd yells), I don't know....how?

(waiting for punch line)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/13/13 at 1:48 pm

(crowd yells), I don't know....how?

(waiting for punch line)

I thought you were gonna post a Donald Duck photo or video.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/13/13 at 1:52 pm

I thought you were gonna post a Donald Duck photo or video.

That's the punch line? I don't get it......

:D :D :D :D

How to restrain the duck

KILL IT KILL IT :D :D :D :D

http://www.infendo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/495_duckhuntwall.jpg

(no real ducks were harmed)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/13/13 at 1:55 pm

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8234/8454730757_eee6034b99_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 02/13/13 at 9:37 pm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/lostindaylight/img5107b29a9d579_zpsf4e55bc8.jpg

Happy VD!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/13/13 at 10:23 pm

How do you restrain an angry duck?

I DON'T GIVE A FLYING...

pheasant.
:-\\

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4015/4487735349_6cc7fdc593_z.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/14/13 at 8:28 am

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8234/8454730757_eee6034b99_n.jpg

I'll take the pregnant woman massage.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/14/13 at 8:35 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cock-banana.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 02/14/13 at 10:40 pm

one of these things doesn't belong here

come on can you tell which one

guess which thing just doesn't belong here

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/14/13 at 10:56 pm

http://yeinjee.com/asianpop/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/japanese-f-cup-pudding.jpg

My favorite. I don't even use a spoon!
:)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/15/13 at 7:26 am

http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/1289064-bigthumbnail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/15/13 at 7:27 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cock-banana.jpg

That's a lot of cock.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/15/13 at 7:28 am

http://yeinjee.com/asianpop/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/japanese-f-cup-pudding.jpg

My favorite. I don't even use a spoon!
:)

just your tongue. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/15/13 at 8:18 am

http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/1289064-bigthumbnail.jpg

The forgot Inthe00s.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/16/13 at 12:22 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h3zPEoKhop0/SomOKxu4y3I/AAAAAAAABZI/IfCEDFWslrM/s1600/jesse-christ-funny-ad.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/16/13 at 1:00 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h3zPEoKhop0/SomOKxu4y3I/AAAAAAAABZI/IfCEDFWslrM/s1600/jesse-christ-funny-ad.jpg

Jesse is the OTHER Christ-Jesus' brother.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/16/13 at 4:03 pm

Jesse is the OTHER Christ-Jesus' brother.

Cat

Jesse... Jesus’ younger brother. All through school all he heard from his teachers was, "Oh, you must be his brother, He always did well and I expect your work to be as good as his".

Jesse often went home from school frustrated and complained to his mom:
"Mom! All day at school all I hear is "Oh, you must be related to ...you know.., all I hear is Marsha Marsha Marsha. Jesus Jesus Jesus...I'm tired of this. I’m gonna pitch all his friggin carpenter tools into the Sea of Galilee. F**K this shyt!"

The Roman historian Josephus once blamed Jesse for Jesus’ death, but it was proven untrue because by that point Judas had dumped Jesse and Jesse had moved to Egypt and met up with a 19-year-old Mesopotamian hooker and had a child (who was the great, great, great…..great grandmother of Loni Anderson)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/16/13 at 7:39 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_h3zPEoKhop0/SomOKxu4y3I/AAAAAAAABZI/IfCEDFWslrM/s1600/jesse-christ-funny-ad.jpg

must be his older brother.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/16/13 at 7:51 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gd8ewmnjidE/TUx3A8RuSXI/AAAAAAAAEAY/ujxlTZGONyo/s1600/misspelled+signs+6.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/17/13 at 7:44 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gd8ewmnjidE/TUx3A8RuSXI/AAAAAAAAEAY/ujxlTZGONyo/s1600/misspelled+signs+6.jpg

a new breakfast cereal perhaps?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/17/13 at 7:53 am

Jesse... Jesus’ younger brother. All through school all he heard from his teachers was, "Oh, you must be his brother, He always did well and I expect your work to be as good as his".

Jesse often went home from school frustrated and complained to his mom:
"Mom! All day at school all I hear is "Oh, you must be related to ...you know.., all I hear is Marsha Marsha Marsha. Jesus Jesus Jesus...I'm tired of this. I’m gonna pitch all his friggin carpenter tools into the Sea of Galilee. F**K this shyt!"

The Roman historian Josephus once blamed Jesse for Jesus’ death, but it was proven untrue because by that point Judas had dumped Jesse and Jesse had moved to Egypt and met up with a 19-year-old Mesopotamian hooker and had a child (who was the great, great, great…..great grandmother of Loni Anderson)

;D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/17/13 at 7:54 am

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/7/17/128923407436009314.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/17/13 at 8:00 am

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/7/17/128923407436009314.jpg

Are they trying to give me AIDS? :o :o :o :o

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/17/13 at 8:02 am

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR7DnrUvQ3aWlOA-aLtsrA3xC2LEOELupQPu-l1LbT8RzPowPJp

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/17/13 at 1:24 pm

Are they trying to give me AIDS? :o :o :o :o

Cat

I'm sure they're not doing it on purpose. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/17/13 at 1:26 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_C9xPIdOLdaU/SaLxeERWQoI/AAAAAAAAABE/MIfIeXen-uc/s400/Fail+Blog+Fail+Thumbnail+3.jpg

I didn't know boobs had ears. :o ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/18/13 at 7:50 am

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/2/11/129104076503091105.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/18/13 at 8:04 am

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/2/11/129104076503091105.jpg

major fail. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/18/13 at 8:07 am

major fail. ::)

You wouldn't want to buy that nice car, Howard?

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/18/13 at 8:16 am

http://pageviewonline.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/citibank.png?w=300&h=138

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/18/13 at 8:21 am

You wouldn't want to buy that nice car, Howard?

Cat

I don't drive!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/18/13 at 8:30 am

I don't drive!

Either do I but you don't have to drive to own a car.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/19/13 at 7:24 am

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/V/i/2/c/a.aaa.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 02/19/13 at 11:06 am

your kidding!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/19/13 at 1:29 pm

your kidding!

Aren't they geniuses?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/19/13 at 8:05 pm

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/V/i/2/c/a.aaa.jpg

but WHICH food? ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/19/13 at 8:11 pm

but WHICH food? ::)

Two cookies. One in each hand.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 02/19/13 at 8:46 pm

Two cookies. One in each hand.

Cat

That would be balanced lol

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 02/19/13 at 9:02 pm

http://pageviewonline.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/citibank.png?w=300&h=138

Cat

To huare?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/19/13 at 9:03 pm

Look at the guys in this ad! Just don't look too long or you'll get freaked out.
:o

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PBZi2jJab0Y/TLiI8vGKVwI/AAAAAAAAI8I/zwesIZq-rB0/s1600/Corn+Flakes+Snozaloony+Newspaper+Ad.jpg
(from nineteen fifty-something)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/20/13 at 7:35 am

http://data.whicdn.com/images/11682611/ad-manhole_large.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/20/13 at 7:41 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/20/13 at 7:43 am

http://data.whicdn.com/images/11682611/ad-manhole_large.jpg

mine needs a password.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/20/13 at 8:44 pm

http://static.stuff.co.nz/1354218916/578/8018578.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/20/13 at 9:05 pm

http://www.papermag.com/uploaded_images/tumblr_m7aab2KcBY1qaaafzo1_500.png

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/21/13 at 7:22 am

http://www.papermag.com/uploaded_images/tumblr_m7aab2KcBY1qaaafzo1_500.png

I'll take a few bottles. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/21/13 at 7:31 am

http://m.brobible.com/files/uploads/images/best-of-the-rest-images/155471_v1.jpeg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/21/13 at 7:32 am

http://m.brobible.com/files/uploads/images/best-of-the-rest-images/155471_v1.jpeg

skinless weenies? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/21/13 at 11:36 am

http://static.stuff.co.nz/1354218916/578/8018578.jpg

So, they are now calling it "Networking?"

http://m.brobible.com/files/uploads/images/best-of-the-rest-images/155471_v1.jpeg

So, the wieners were circumcised?

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/21/13 at 8:11 pm

So, they are now calling it "Networking?"

So, the wieners were circumcised?

Cat

Did they have a briss?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/22/13 at 8:03 am

http://worldofwonder.net/2011/03/09/be332685.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/22/13 at 8:09 am

http://worldofwonder.net/2011/03/09/be332685.jpg

Shouldn't this be in "The Wrongest Thread"? :-\\ ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/22/13 at 11:49 am

Shouldn't this be in "The Wrongest Thread"? :-\\ ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

There has been some overlap between the two threads at times.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/22/13 at 7:55 pm

http://worldofwonder.net/2011/03/09/be332685.jpg

holy moley! :o ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/22/13 at 7:56 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CwC5Uqps6uY/UJUsCX953QI/AAAAAAAAKMs/-jgawTBu5Y0/s1600/a96674_yourlips.jpeg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/22/13 at 8:04 pm

http://worldofwonder.net/2011/03/09/be332685.jpg
How did they get away with it back then?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/22/13 at 8:12 pm

How did they get away with it back then?

I guess they tried to.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/22/13 at 9:16 pm

http://www.delish.com/cm/delish/images/The%20Pot%20and%20How%20to%20Use%20It.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/23/13 at 7:46 am

http://mightyredpen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/weeknight-cookbook.jpg?w=278&h=369

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/23/13 at 8:25 pm

http://mightyredpen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/weeknight-cookbook.jpg?w=278&h=369

but Spaghetti and meatballs aren't a "quickie". :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 02/23/13 at 8:49 pm

but Spaghetti and meatballs aren't a "quickie". :D

That depends on how...ho, never mind

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/23/13 at 9:04 pm

http://cache.bordom.net/server/?type=image&size=full&id=aHR0cDovL2NhY2hlLmJvcmRvbS5uZXQvc3VibWl0dGVkLzEzNjA0NDEwNzdfMTc5Nzg5XzM5Mzg2NjA0NDA0MzExOV8yMDQ5MzAzMV9uLmpwZw%3D%3D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/24/13 at 7:03 am

http://cache.bordom.net/server/?type=image&size=full&id=aHR0cDovL2NhY2hlLmJvcmRvbS5uZXQvc3VibWl0dGVkLzEzNjA0NDEwNzdfMTc5Nzg5XzM5Mzg2NjA0NDA0MzExOV8yMDQ5MzAzMV9uLmpwZw%3D%3D

Yup-nothing says you love a person like filing for divorce.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/24/13 at 3:55 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/24/13 at 4:17 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L5oWufsN1ws/TfqvhaUpeiI/AAAAAAACMgY/mu5qkX6Phi0/s1600/epic_fails_01.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 02/24/13 at 9:57 pm

Yup-nothing says you love a person like filing for divorce.

Cat

Actually, that probably was the best demonstration of love my first wife ever showed me

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/24/13 at 10:35 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L5oWufsN1ws/TfqvhaUpeiI/AAAAAAACMgY/mu5qkX6Phi0/s1600/epic_fails_01.jpg
For driving around in circles?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/25/13 at 7:39 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-L5oWufsN1ws/TfqvhaUpeiI/AAAAAAACMgY/mu5qkX6Phi0/s1600/epic_fails_01.jpg

that might be confusing for some drivers.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/25/13 at 7:57 am

http://25.media.tumblr.com/85954a925941b56fbe270ef62c57f637/tumblr_mi8hvb7EGl1rxy9qmo1_500.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/25/13 at 9:07 am

http://25.media.tumblr.com/85954a925941b56fbe270ef62c57f637/tumblr_mi8hvb7EGl1rxy9qmo1_500.jpg
Sometimes I do wake up with the cramps....

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/25/13 at 10:00 am

http://25.media.tumblr.com/85954a925941b56fbe270ef62c57f637/tumblr_mi8hvb7EGl1rxy9qmo1_500.jpg

Count de Money

De Monet, De Monet!

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/25/13 at 1:15 pm

For driving around in circles?

Einstein's Autobahn

http://blog.fosketts.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Speed_Limit_Infinity_sm.png

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/25/13 at 2:19 pm

http://25.media.tumblr.com/85954a925941b56fbe270ef62c57f637/tumblr_mi8hvb7EGl1rxy9qmo1_500.jpg

I do get hand cramps when counting pennies.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/25/13 at 2:45 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/02/please-only-pee-here.jpg

The sign will get very wet.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 02/25/13 at 10:58 pm

For the Bronies amongst us

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733976_10100500924280752_1192941972_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/25/13 at 11:50 pm

I do get hand cramps when counting pennies.

If Allen Ginsberg said that it would be called frikken ingenious!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 02/26/13 at 1:37 am

For the Bronies amongst us

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733976_10100500924280752_1192941972_n.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QO3pmM3.jpg

I'd eat it! Why, you could divide that thing into four slices and serve 'em on crackers.

http://figment-production.s3.amazonaws.com/img/a2514-normal.jpg

...and call 'em hors d'oeuvrI can't spell that! HORSE DOOVERS!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/26/13 at 7:14 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/02/please-only-pee-here.jpg

The sign will get very wet.

punished for what? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/26/13 at 7:15 am

For the Bronies amongst us

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/733976_10100500924280752_1192941972_n.jpg

made FROM frozen horses? ??? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/26/13 at 7:23 am

punished for what? ???

punished for not peeing in the right place.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/26/13 at 7:28 am

http://lh5.ggpht.com/-8OQNxF3x5ZA/TrY1BLla5FI/AAAAAAAAN9o/cupkdpWQXw0/whiskey-toothpaste-ad-funny.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5Xr50VtuWh8/TWWBoK26SGI/AAAAAAAAAP8/6TSH020l8E8/s1600/charlie-sheen-drunk-capri-anderson.jpg

Hey Doc Dentist , I brushed my f$@#$% teeth like 100 times today...

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/26/13 at 7:30 am

punished for not peeing in the right place.

I can pee wherever I want to pee.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/26/13 at 7:31 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/26/13 at 7:33 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/26/13 at 12:37 pm

http://www.lebanontimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/7f557bf3485_634x425.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/26/13 at 1:46 pm

...and call 'em hors d'oeuvrI can't spell that! HORSE DOOVERS!

WHORES D'OR
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Tt4UmVjfVgo/TNB7l8KXchI/AAAAAAAAAt0/VS5shZyMTTw/s1600/golden-girls.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/26/13 at 7:56 pm

http://www.lebanontimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/7f557bf3485_634x425.jpg

I'll take a slice. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 02/26/13 at 9:40 pm

Well... alrighty then! :o

http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/gallery-images/2011/08/081811_1417332_34_2306037_full.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/27/13 at 6:31 am

http://thattvguy.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/snow-white.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/27/13 at 6:49 am

Well... alrighty then! :o

http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/gallery-images/2011/08/081811_1417332_34_2306037_full.jpg

Why is the girl enjoying the washer? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/27/13 at 6:50 am

http://thattvguy.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/snow-white.jpg

that's not how the story goes.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 02/27/13 at 8:31 am

that's not how the story goes.

Yeah it is. That's EXACTLY how the story goes.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/27/13 at 11:54 am

Well... alrighty then! :o

http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/gallery-images/2011/08/081811_1417332_34_2306037_full.jpg

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/video/620868/82107918.jpg

(I wish it was bigger)
:-\\

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 02/27/13 at 9:37 pm

Well... alrighty then! :o

http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/gallery-images/2011/08/081811_1417332_34_2306037_full.jpg

Reminds me of the vibrating "nimbus whatever" toy from Harry Potter, and a conversation my daughters had:

Daughter one "your phone is ringing, i felt the vibration"

Daughter two "Your welcome"

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/27/13 at 9:43 pm

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DwYGfFOsL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 02/27/13 at 11:50 pm

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/video/620868/82107918.jpg

(I wish it was bigger)
:-\\

"That's what SHE said!"

I get why the whole sitting on the washing machine, I get why it has to support the weight of a human being, I get why it needs to be waterproof, but unless piercings are a lot more common than I'd thought, why does it matter that it won't scratch?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AZcYZWODxQA/SZzQQNbFA4I/AAAAAAAAAvo/6oScpf1IKGk/s320/teeth-movie-poster.jpg

Never mind.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/28/13 at 12:30 am

^ It reminded me of a running gag on Robot Chicken --

http://i.cdn.turner.com/asfix/repository/8a25c3920ef15683010ef20fc9d2015d/robot-chicken-robot-humping-a-washing-machine.jpg

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/I/P/m/a/a.aaa.jpg
(I still wish it was bigger)
:-\\

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/28/13 at 6:36 am

http://czech.ihollaback.org/files/2012/05/Sexism-Ad.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/28/13 at 7:12 am

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DwYGfFOsL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg

so the wife will have to wait! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 02/28/13 at 7:13 am

http://czech.ihollaback.org/files/2012/05/Sexism-Ad.jpg

Huh? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 02/28/13 at 6:39 pm

Huh? ???

That's exactly what I thought when I posted it. What the heck is that?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 02/28/13 at 6:57 pm

That's exactly what I thought when I posted it. What the heck is that?

That's bizarre!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/01/13 at 7:00 am

That's bizarre!

I googled "OSB & DURELIS" from the add, it's flooring or tile flooring.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/01/13 at 7:03 am

That's exactly what I thought when I posted it. What the heck is that?

and why is she lying on the floor half naked? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/01/13 at 7:04 am

I googled "OSB & DURELIS" from the add, it's flooring or tile flooring.

so what does the woman lying on the floor have to do with the ad? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/01/13 at 7:09 am

http://www.oddballdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/8-broomsticks-slacks-creepy-weird-vintage-ad1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/01/13 at 7:16 am

http://www.oddballdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/8-broomsticks-slacks-creepy-weird-vintage-ad1.jpg

Can I play? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/01/13 at 11:55 am

I googled "OSB & DURELIS" from the add, it's flooring or tile flooring.

So smooth that when you drag your wife's lifeless body across the floor, she won't get runs in her stockings!
http://www.mydisplayimage.com/blog/premium/anim_scream.gif

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: nally on 03/01/13 at 5:08 pm

http://cache.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/1289064-bigthumbnail.jpg

So true...

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/02/13 at 9:08 am

http://pwnage.ro/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/advertising-epic-failure.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/02/13 at 8:09 pm

http://pwnage.ro/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/advertising-epic-failure.jpg

why are there a few guys in that photo?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/03/13 at 12:18 am

why are there a few guys in that photo?

Is that one a day or one a week. Depends.

http://media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com/192x/7e/8a/1e/7e8a1ee97e66006312ffb001426c25a2.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/03/13 at 3:58 am

why are there a few guys in that photo?

uh... because not every guy wants a girl to perform that particular service on them... some prefer the male persuasion.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/03/13 at 6:52 am

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/60/70/42a232db8124f06cab79982823ded397.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/03/13 at 3:07 pm

Is that one a day or one a week. Depends.

http://media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com/192x/7e/8a/1e/7e8a1ee97e66006312ffb001426c25a2.jpg

Shouldn't she be Miss Germany? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/03/13 at 3:08 pm

http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/60/70/42a232db8124f06cab79982823ded397.jpg

It's better not to throw your poop at all.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 03/03/13 at 7:57 pm

Shouldn't she be Miss Germany? ???

Not in 1968. After 1949 there were no Nazis in Germany. Just ask anyone, they'd tell you I vus not a Nazi. See, in the 1930's Germany was invaded by space aliens who made them do it

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/04/13 at 7:25 am

Not in 1968. After 1949 there were no Nazis in Germany. Just ask anyone, they'd tell you I vus not a Nazi. See, in the 1930's Germany was invaded by space aliens who made them do it

True. Here's a rare...a very rare photograph from May 1930 when Hitler met the Aliens.

http://markosun.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/hitler-with-alien-ufo-vril-haunebu-ww2-nazi.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 03/04/13 at 8:35 pm

True. Here's a rare...a very rare photograph from May 1930 when Hitler met the Aliens.

http://markosun.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/hitler-with-alien-ufo-vril-haunebu-ww2-nazi.jpg

See, told you so

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/04/13 at 9:23 pm

Not in 1968. After 1949 there were no Nazis in Germany. Just ask anyone, they'd tell you I vus not a Nazi. See, in the 1930's Germany was invaded by space aliens who made them do it

You're not even allowed to display a swastika in Germany seventy years later.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/05/13 at 5:48 am

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120305/640/wacky_newspaper_headlines_640_02.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 03/05/13 at 9:13 pm

http://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120305/640/wacky_newspaper_headlines_640_02.jpg

Not one got better?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/05/13 at 9:59 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz6wLndcn5k/SFbV3UEphWI/AAAAAAAAAOE/Vwy1z3yKwTI/s400/temp3.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/06/13 at 5:29 am

http://www.creativeloop.co.zw/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/air-asia-funny-billboard-advert.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/06/13 at 7:24 am

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zz6wLndcn5k/SFbV3UEphWI/AAAAAAAAAOE/Vwy1z3yKwTI/s400/temp3.jpg

might need it around the house.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/06/13 at 7:25 am

http://www.creativeloop.co.zw/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/air-asia-funny-billboard-advert.jpg

who gives a flying phuck! ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/06/13 at 7:30 am

Phuket is an island resort in Thailand, by the way.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 03/06/13 at 8:24 pm

Phuket is an island resort in Thailand, by the way.

Yeah, well...the comma is in the wrong place, as in "Phuket, I'll go (there)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 03/06/13 at 8:47 pm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v430/danzero77/603300_10152091177860471_546357391_.jpg

It's true, it's true.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/06/13 at 8:54 pm

It's true, it's true.

Don't have time to read the sign, whatever it says, too busy texting.

http://tacticalol.com/wp-content/uploads/cEqdj.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/06/13 at 9:16 pm

Nobody liked my "Portable Dehumanizer." That's going to be the name for my Industrial-Metal band!

http://www.californiamanufacturingguide.com/images/ads_marketing_usa_advertising_california_advertisement_propaganda_us.jpg

http://www.philosyphia.com/wp-content/uploads/Men-Only-Remedy-Free-Manhood-Restored.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/06/13 at 10:13 pm

5eMFkV1h780

I don't get this spot at all! What's the point in having drugged up people in a closet?

dAjDtB8PT2Q

And then there's the 10 Little Indians ad which I don't get at all. :(

10 little indians up their fun. 1 stayed up then there were 9

9 little indians feeling great. 1 ODed then there were 8

8 little indians in goofball heaven. 1 fell out then there were 7

7 little indians getting a fix. Hepatitis got 1 then there were 6

6 little indians pushing highs. 1 got busted then there were 5

5 little indians trying to score. 1 got a bad bug then there were 4

4 little indians on LSD. 1 freaked out then there were 3

3 little indians sniffing glue. Took too much then there were 2

2 little indians on a run. 1 of them crashed and left just 1

1 little indian popping reds. Popped too many and then she was dead

Acid, bennies, needles, pills. If one don't getcha the other one will.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 03/06/13 at 11:06 pm

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/JamesMayAutocar.jpg

From 1992, still epic.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/07/13 at 7:12 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h3zPEoKhop0/SqsXddOVYOI/AAAAAAAABpI/PfnY_Sc2Z1o/s400/really-funny-police-stories-bird-missing-dead.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/07/13 at 7:29 am

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/JamesMayAutocar.jpg

From 1992, still epic.
Courtesy of Top Gear's James May.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/07/13 at 7:43 am

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v430/danzero77/603300_10152091177860471_546357391_.jpg

It's true, it's true.

Should I fiddle around with mine?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/07/13 at 7:45 am

Should I fiddle around with mine?

Should you fiddle around with yours?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/07/13 at 7:45 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h3zPEoKhop0/SqsXddOVYOI/AAAAAAAABpI/PfnY_Sc2Z1o/s400/really-funny-police-stories-bird-missing-dead.jpg

someone forgot to check.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/07/13 at 4:19 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h3zPEoKhop0/SqsXddOVYOI/AAAAAAAABpI/PfnY_Sc2Z1o/s400/really-funny-police-stories-bird-missing-dead.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/07/13 at 6:33 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjOSLCR2hE

Cat

Jinx! I owe you a Coke!
8)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/08/13 at 8:00 am

http://ivysays.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/strange-ads-2.jpg?w=400

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/08/13 at 9:05 am

http://ivysays.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/strange-ads-2.jpg?w=400

Nothing says good mothering than blowing smoke in your baby's face.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/08/13 at 8:32 pm

http://ivysays.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/strange-ads-2.jpg?w=400

major fail!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/08/13 at 8:34 pm

http://nhfalcon.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/epic-fail-photos-classic-minimum-height-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/08/13 at 8:37 pm

http://nhfalcon.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/epic-fail-photos-classic-minimum-height-fail.jpg

why his balls?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 03/08/13 at 8:41 pm

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v430/danzero77/603300_10152091177860471_546357391_.jpg

It's true, it's true.

Daughter 1: I felt your cell phone vibrate

Daughter 2: You're welcome

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/08/13 at 8:57 pm

why his balls?

That's the required height for the ride.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/08/13 at 9:14 pm

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jzbPWkvCtyM/ThdAaiBHgjI/AAAAAAAAAfA/wl39P955Nv4/s1600/272184_144869128924111_102175219860169_265754_6845412_o.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 03/08/13 at 11:25 pm

Yeah, well...the comma is in the wrong place, as in "Phuket, I'll go (there)

http://www.lolbrary.com/content/186/tearable-puns-18186.jpg

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/8/22/12/enhanced-buzz-wide-31426-1345654688-2.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/09/13 at 5:50 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jzbPWkvCtyM/ThdAaiBHgjI/AAAAAAAAAfA/wl39P955Nv4/s1600/272184_144869128924111_102175219860169_265754_6845412_o.jpg

Checkerberry must be a new flavor.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/09/13 at 5:51 am

http://www.lolbrary.com/content/186/tearable-puns-18186.jpg

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web03/2012/8/22/12/enhanced-buzz-wide-31426-1345654688-2.jpg

that's tearable.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/09/13 at 6:12 am

that's tearable.

Howard made a funny! :)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/09/13 at 6:14 am

http://bussorah.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/indi.jpg?w=550

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 03/09/13 at 7:53 pm

he he

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/09/13 at 8:05 pm

http://bussorah.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/indi.jpg?w=550

I'll try to s h i t it there. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/09/13 at 9:11 pm

Checkerberry must be a new flavor.

Gaultheria procumbens
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Gaultheria_procumbens.JPG/800px-Gaultheria_procumbens.JPG
Checkerberry, also known teaberry, boxberry, and American wintergreen. It's good for herbal tea. If I recall, it's kind of a delicate flavor.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4d/Clark%27s_Teaberry_Gum.jpg/661px-Clark%27s_Teaberry_Gum.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/10/13 at 7:42 am

http://media.indiatimes.in/media/content/2012/Nov/funny-india-sign-2_1353583661_540x540.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/10/13 at 3:08 pm

http://media.indiatimes.in/media/content/2012/Nov/funny-india-sign-2_1353583661_540x540.jpg

a cum bath? EW No way! :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/10/13 at 4:11 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mudcdovB0YE/TpXln-dnPJI/AAAAAAAAGUU/py8-__tOn18/s640/incredible.india.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/11/13 at 7:22 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mudcdovB0YE/TpXln-dnPJI/AAAAAAAAGUU/py8-__tOn18/s640/incredible.india.jpg

I think their brains needs to be deflated.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/11/13 at 6:04 pm

http://cdn-media.ellentv.com/archive/images/blog/1110/17-bra-wrong-gallery.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 03/11/13 at 9:26 pm

I think their brains needs to be deflated.

Why is that?

When they say 2 hour parking they REALLY MEAN 2 hour parking

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/11/13 at 10:45 pm

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3253/2370669550_04c8d9c976.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/11/13 at 11:29 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mudcdovB0YE/TpXln-dnPJI/AAAAAAAAGUU/py8-__tOn18/s640/incredible.india.jpg

That's not an ad. That's a warning. And a very stupid warning at that. :)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 03/11/13 at 11:43 pm

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6517646336/h0A4974C7/

Ten years after the Nimbus 2000 broom, a challenger appears!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/12/13 at 1:44 am

e3zds9zaDBc

"Hey what are we doing out of the bottle?"?
"This is dangerous."
" A little kid might come along and think that we were candy!"
"That could be a problem because we're medicine"
" they might even eat us."

This is serious
serious
We could make you delirious
delirious
You should have a healthy fear of us
fears of us
Being out of the box is dangerous

Doctors tell the pharmacy
pharmacy
Just what pills you will need
you will need
And we know how harmful we can be
we can be
if we're not taken carefully

We're not candy
even though we might look so fine and dandy
When you're sick we come in handy
but we're not candy.

WTF was the Long Island Poison Control Center smoking when they thought of this?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/12/13 at 7:08 am

http://cdn-media.ellentv.com/archive/images/blog/1110/17-bra-wrong-gallery.jpg

That's the bro.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/12/13 at 7:09 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6517646336/h0A4974C7/

Ten years after the Nimbus 2000 broom, a challenger appears!

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/12/13 at 7:49 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6517646336/h0A4974C7/

Thanks for that comment on the toys, Sarah.
Sorry that Track & Trig can't play with them anymore.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/12/13 at 8:42 am

Thanks for that comment on the toys, Sarah.
Sorry that Track & Trig can't play with them anymore.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/12/13 at 8:44 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cat

I wasn't sure anyone was gonna get that. Happy someone did.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 03/12/13 at 8:45 pm

I wasn't sure anyone was gonna get that. Happy someone did.

Sarah, Trak and Trig? Who could miss it?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/13/13 at 7:50 am

Sarah, Trak and Trig? Who could miss it?

Umm...their own family? ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/13/13 at 7:50 am

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2616/4099352216_9976a72558.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/13/13 at 11:05 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6517646336/h0A4974C7/

She took the vibrators...or the kids, and...
??? :-X

http://testdb.msmagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Sears_vibrators-238x300.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/13/13 at 12:27 pm

She took the vibrators...or the kids, and...
??? :-X

LMAO

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/13/13 at 12:32 pm

http://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/travel/850197/mlw20--aol.com-tallinn-estonia.jpg

No shytting while trying to catch another person's pee.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Goodogbadog on 03/13/13 at 1:24 pm

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2616/4099352216_9976a72558.jpg

Up until now, I saw oranges. and then OMG, it's one of those gestalt things!! Like, is it an old witch, or a Victorian girl?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Goodogbadog on 03/13/13 at 1:31 pm

She took the vibrators...or the kids, and...
??? :-X

http://testdb.msmagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Sears_vibrators-238x300.jpg

Mommy will show you. Now boys, bend over, and… :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/13/13 at 2:54 pm

http://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/travel/850197/mlw20--aol.com-tallinn-estonia.jpg

No shytting while trying to catch another person's pee.

:D LMFAO!!! ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/13/13 at 7:53 pm

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2616/4099352216_9976a72558.jpg

But will I get Orange juice? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/13/13 at 7:54 pm

http://www.aolcdn.com/photogalleryassets/travel/850197/mlw20--aol.com-tallinn-estonia.jpg

No shytting while trying to catch another person's pee.

Ok now this is just weird. :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 03/13/13 at 9:55 pm

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6517646336/h0A4974C7/

Ten years after the Nimbus 2000 broom, a challenger appears!

;D ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/14/13 at 6:42 am

http://www.picshag.com/pics/022011/note-to-drivers.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/14/13 at 7:34 am

http://www.picshag.com/pics/022011/note-to-drivers.jpg

I thought anus was legal in The United States? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/14/13 at 3:43 pm

http://funforfuns.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/funny-ads-17-e12701890257891.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 03/14/13 at 3:48 pm

Yes! I've destroyed Spiderman

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/14/13 at 7:56 pm

http://cdn-media.ellentv.com/archive/images/blog/0411/01-funny-sign-b.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/14/13 at 11:52 pm

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/426515_432773716804529_642367818_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/15/13 at 12:46 am

http://cdn-media.ellentv.com/archive/images/blog/0411/01-funny-sign-b.jpg

Okay now that's just pathetic. :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/15/13 at 6:23 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/03/cosmetic-meat.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/15/13 at 6:39 am

http://funforfuns.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/funny-ads-17-e12701890257891.jpg

They killed Spiderman. :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/15/13 at 6:40 am

http://cdn-media.ellentv.com/archive/images/blog/0411/01-funny-sign-b.jpg

you either wear it or you don't.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/15/13 at 6:40 am

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/426515_432773716804529_642367818_n.jpg

1 dollar will buy you nothing!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/15/13 at 6:41 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/03/cosmetic-meat.jpg

cosmetic meat? no thank you. 8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/15/13 at 8:21 am

They killed Spiderman. :o
Spiderman is an Arachnid, not an insect!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/16/13 at 9:18 pm

http://bassfishingarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/SpiderMan_Garcia_Ad.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/17/13 at 6:17 am

http://bassfishingarchives.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/SpiderMan_Garcia_Ad.jpg

1 million dollars? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/17/13 at 6:50 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Beijing-sign.png

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/17/13 at 3:29 pm

Md_uz1dKMTM

Thingambob? Gobbledy gook? What's it's face?
Watchamacallit?
Whatever it is? Whatever it was? Chocolatey Chocolate
Whatchamacallit?
How's that go? What does that do? Chewy caramel.
Whatchamacallit?
Dohickeys? You know what I mean? Peanutty crispies
Chewy chocolatey crunchy Hershey's
Dodad? Skidamirink? It's more than a mouthful
It's Whatchamacallit?
Whatchamacallit?
Ahh ahh
Whatchmacallit?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/17/13 at 8:00 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Beijing-sign.png

hopefully that person won't be drunk for the meeting.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/17/13 at 8:01 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/18/13 at 7:27 am

http://www.voyageraustralie.com/data/images/news/200801260603510._DSC0615.jpg

Strange for North America, but not where this sign is from.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/18/13 at 7:28 am

http://www.voyageraustralie.com/data/images/news/200801260603510._DSC0615.jpg

Strange for North America, but not where this sign is from.
What is Kangaroo for "Ouch!"?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/18/13 at 10:02 am

I posted this before.

http://www.funnysigns.net/files/falling-cows.jpg

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/18/13 at 2:09 pm

I posted this before.

http://www.funnysigns.net/files/falling-cows.jpg

Cat
Beware of low non-flying cows!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/18/13 at 2:33 pm

I remember that commercial.

Me too.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/18/13 at 2:56 pm

http://www.adsavvy.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/loverug.jpg

Herbie, the love rug.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/18/13 at 6:34 pm

http://www.globalpost.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/gp3_small_article/18again.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/18/13 at 6:53 pm

http://www.globalpost.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/gp3_small_article/18again.jpg

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/18/13 at 7:53 pm

http://www.voyageraustralie.com/data/images/news/200801260603510._DSC0615.jpg

Strange for North America, but not where this sign is from.

What's a tree kangaroo?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/18/13 at 7:54 pm

http://www.adsavvy.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/loverug.jpg

Herbie, the love rug.

Should I be stroking the guy too? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/18/13 at 7:55 pm

http://www.globalpost.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/gp3_small_article/18again.jpg

just don't tell your girlfriend about it. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/18/13 at 8:13 pm

http://j-walkblog.com/images2/breadgloves.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/18/13 at 8:21 pm

just don't tell your girlfriend about it. :D

I'd be afraid it would shrink my package too!
:-\\

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/18/13 at 8:24 pm

http://j-walkblog.com/images2/breadgloves.jpg

anything?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/18/13 at 8:25 pm

I'd be afraid it would shrink my package too!
:-\\

but you don't have a vagina? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/18/13 at 8:30 pm

but you don't have a vagina? ;D

I know.
:(

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/18/13 at 8:39 pm

http://www.adsavvy.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/loverug.jpg

Herbie, the love rug.

That's a really big WTF!! :)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 03/18/13 at 9:37 pm

http://www.globalpost.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/gp3_small_article/18again.jpg

http://pwnage.ro/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ad-placement-fail.jpg

Could be worse...

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 03/18/13 at 10:49 pm

http://slowbuddy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/funny-picture-photo-funny-sign-Cosmic-Kitty-pic.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/19/13 at 7:36 am

That's a really big WTF!! :)

but what's the naked guy have to do with the rug? Are you supposed to stroke him too? ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/19/13 at 7:37 am

http://slowbuddy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/funny-picture-photo-funny-sign-Cosmic-Kitty-pic.jpg

so that means everything is free.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/19/13 at 7:50 am

so that means everything is free.

That means everything is at regular price. 100% off means everything is free.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/19/13 at 2:47 pm

http://www.badmenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lasalsa.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/19/13 at 3:18 pm

http://www.voyageraustralie.com/data/images/news/200801260603510._DSC0615.jpg

Strange for North America, but not where this sign is from.

Does that mean that tree kangroo dung is runnier than most? LMFAO!!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/19/13 at 4:53 pm

http://www.badmenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lasalsa.jpg

http://www.e101class.com/images/cactus_jack_ad_1.gif

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/19/13 at 6:02 pm

Good excuse to post this pic again. Yup it's one of mine.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r92/aandcsattic/034-1.jpg

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/20/13 at 5:07 am

http://www.hyperempowered.com/images/2008/01/28/2205743063_c8a60f16ee_o.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/20/13 at 8:07 am

http://www.badmenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lasalsa.jpg

What's that sticking out over there? :o ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/20/13 at 8:12 am

http://www.hyperempowered.com/images/2008/01/28/2205743063_c8a60f16ee_o.jpg

but what if I fall out the window? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/20/13 at 10:53 am

http://www.hyperempowered.com/images/2008/01/28/2205743063_c8a60f16ee_o.jpg

Inspired by Mitt Romney.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/20/13 at 11:51 am

http://www.hyperempowered.com/images/2008/01/28/2205743063_c8a60f16ee_o.jpg
As demostrated by D. B. Cooper back in 1971.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/20/13 at 7:24 pm

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1378125/81065700.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Goodogbadog on 03/21/13 at 12:58 am

so that means everything is free.

No it just means nothing is marked down. No sale. Too bad!! :-[

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/21/13 at 7:13 am

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/nudists-fight-erection-of-towers-newspaper-title-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/21/13 at 7:29 am

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1378125/81065700.jpg

That's bacon? ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 03/21/13 at 10:11 am

http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/nudists-fight-erection-of-towers-newspaper-title-fail.jpg

Observation towers?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/21/13 at 8:20 pm

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/9/29/159373_874122ef-4690-4310-a2dc-548b1ad109f6_prod.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 03/21/13 at 8:39 pm

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1378125/81065700.jpg

I love bacon but that looks nasty 8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/22/13 at 6:49 am

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2006/9/29/159373_874122ef-4690-4310-a2dc-548b1ad109f6_prod.jpg

But who's driving the truck?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/22/13 at 7:25 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/03/programmers-urine-shrimp.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/22/13 at 4:57 pm

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1378125/81065700.jpg

Eww!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/22/13 at 7:51 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/03/programmers-urine-shrimp.jpg

Yuck! 8-P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/23/13 at 7:43 am

http://moviecitynews.com/archived/columnists/poland/archives/breyersad500.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/23/13 at 10:46 am

http://moviecitynews.com/archived/columnists/poland/archives/breyersad500.jpg

This should go in the Wrongest Thread.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/23/13 at 4:43 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/03/Bullet-Train.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/23/13 at 7:36 pm

http://moviecitynews.com/archived/columnists/poland/archives/breyersad500.jpg

I lost my appetite.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/23/13 at 7:37 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/03/Bullet-Train.jpg

cowards?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/23/13 at 8:29 pm

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YItBl7c-y7Q/Ss1cOS3l3wI/AAAAAAAAAhs/TmDNHSFhY_U/s400/Flintstones+Push+Pops.jpg

http://moviecitynews.com/archived/columnists/poland/archives/breyersad500.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/24/13 at 7:09 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=erh2ngRZxs0#t=59s

Now this ad is just absolutely f'd up! ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/24/13 at 7:32 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=erh2ngRZxs0#t=59s

Now this ad is just absolutely f'd up! ;D

Very weird and warped.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/24/13 at 7:32 am

http://adsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/styles/media/public/images/Eurostar-Fish--Chips.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/24/13 at 1:47 pm

http://adsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/styles/media/public/images/Eurostar-Fish--Chips.jpg

What's that ad supposed to be about?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/24/13 at 2:03 pm

What's that ad supposed to be about?

FISH & CHIPS.

Completely become FISH AND CHIPS

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 03/24/13 at 9:19 pm

Completely become FISH AND CHIPS

Only on Friday. Something something something lent.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8227/8586707824_53aa057dcf.jpg

Caviar, anyone?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/25/13 at 7:19 am

http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/gallery/ridiculous_failures/thumbs/thumbs_Could_you_be_a_priest_of_the_future_.jpeg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/25/13 at 7:27 am

Only on Friday. Something something something lent.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8227/8586707824_53aa057dcf.jpg

Caviar, anyone?

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/25/13 at 7:27 am

http://www.aaanything.net/wp-content/gallery/ridiculous_failures/thumbs/thumbs_Could_you_be_a_priest_of_the_future_.jpeg

he's probably checking for lice. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/25/13 at 12:49 pm

he's probably checking for lice. :D

Umm, this might be gross but...which of the 2 guys are you talking about? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/25/13 at 2:59 pm

Umm, this might be gross but...which of the 2 guys are you talking about? :D

the priest.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/25/13 at 3:34 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=erh2ngRZxs0#t=59s

Now this ad is just absolutely f'd up! ;D

Phucked up doesn't begin to describe it Howard. ;)

It's "what the phuck were the ad execs smoking when they thought of this?"? Bizare. :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 03/25/13 at 10:06 pm

http://www.mum.org/drwhit87.jpg

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/25/13 at 11:59 pm

http://menstruationresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/OEEx3.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/26/13 at 6:38 am

http://www.mum.org/drwhit87.jpg

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Why would I be shaped like a tampon? ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/26/13 at 6:39 am

http://menstruationresearch.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/OEEx3.jpg

now that's just weird. :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/26/13 at 6:41 am

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28700000/spongebob-tampon-fail-random-28798809-500-391.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/26/13 at 3:06 pm

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/28700000/spongebob-tampon-fail-random-28798809-500-391.jpg

Today's Used Tampon Day

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/115/4a796e569b0e4ee1b0cd3345554897e2/l.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/26/13 at 7:33 pm

Today's Used Tampon Day

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/115/4a796e569b0e4ee1b0cd3345554897e2/l.jpg

I hope he's not going to smoke it. :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/26/13 at 7:42 pm

I hope he's not going to smoke it. :o

Only when he's watching a hockey game, between periods.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/26/13 at 7:48 pm

Only when he's watching a hockey game, between periods.

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/27/13 at 8:01 am

http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/honey_0.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/27/13 at 5:03 pm

j0_fVzTJO-8

I tell you I wonder what the ad execs were smoking when they thought of this?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/27/13 at 7:57 pm

http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/honey_0.jpg

quite weird. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/27/13 at 7:59 pm

j0_fVzTJO-8

I tell you I wonder what the ad execs were smoking when they thought of this?

maybe someone got conked in the head after making this stupid commercial. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/27/13 at 8:11 pm

j0_fVzTJO-8

I tell you I wonder what the ad execs were smoking when they thought of this?

Sounds like Ken Nordine, but it's not, Ken Nordine is 92 years old now.

Ken Nordine for Levis, 1977

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBvQ5Eb9oZ8

Ken Nordine on Green, 1967
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIrCizE_678

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 03/27/13 at 8:44 pm

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7156231936/h63DE0D3A/

And that's how we kill two birds with one stone.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 03/27/13 at 9:33 pm

And that's how we kill two birds with one stone.

yup

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/27/13 at 10:21 pm

Know smoking?

http://urbanprankster.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/4741196775_a993aab1f9.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/28/13 at 7:00 am

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110916/640/totally_weird_food_names_640_20.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/28/13 at 1:50 pm

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110916/640/totally_weird_food_names_640_20.jpg

WTF? LMFAO! ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/28/13 at 6:16 pm

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110916/640/totally_weird_food_names_640_20.jpg

Any relation to Punch Salzburger?
???

http://www.adrants.com/images/la_senorita_mexican_restaurant_billboard.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/28/13 at 6:54 pm

Any relation to Punch Salzburger?
???

http://www.adrants.com/images/la_senorita_mexican_restaurant_billboard.jpg

That should be in the Wrongest Thread.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/28/13 at 7:11 pm

http://www.businessblunder.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/meat_mouth.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/28/13 at 7:42 pm

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7156231936/h63DE0D3A/

And that's how we kill two birds with one stone.

that is quite wrong.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/28/13 at 7:43 pm

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110916/640/totally_weird_food_names_640_20.jpg

What the hell? extra dick? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/28/13 at 7:44 pm

http://www.businessblunder.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/meat_mouth.jpg

no it doesn't. :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Goodogbadog on 03/29/13 at 2:26 am

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110916/640/totally_weird_food_names_640_20.jpg

HOT!!!! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Goodogbadog on 03/29/13 at 2:27 am

http://www.businessblunder.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/meat_mouth.jpg

Also HOT !!!!! :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Goodogbadog on 03/29/13 at 2:31 am

That should be in the Wrongest Thread.

Cat

Oh, Absolutely. What a heartbreak that was. :\'(

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/29/13 at 8:20 am

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hVfE2qcyzXU/TLnZyP4GjgI/AAAAAAAAAuI/PwWLMhfOpG4/s800/creative-bus-ads-fail.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/29/13 at 1:45 pm

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hVfE2qcyzXU/TLnZyP4GjgI/AAAAAAAAAuI/PwWLMhfOpG4/s800/creative-bus-ads-fail.jpg

very creative and original. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 03/29/13 at 4:07 pm

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hVfE2qcyzXU/TLnZyP4GjgI/AAAAAAAAAuI/PwWLMhfOpG4/s800/creative-bus-ads-fail.jpg

The guy in the bus must be smelling her "accident" cause he's frowning. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/29/13 at 7:50 pm

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2722/4202840418_d3aeb2df0e_z.jpg?zz=1

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/29/13 at 9:23 pm

Sounds like Ken Nordine, but it's not, Ken Nordine is 92 years old now.

Ken Nordine for Levis, 1977

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBvQ5Eb9oZ8

Ken Nordine on Green, 1967
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIrCizE_678

Okay now that second ad was just fricking creepy. :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/29/13 at 10:58 pm

Okay now that second ad was just fricking creepy. :P

That's from Ken Nordine's album "Colors." He has a spiel for the spectrum!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKUnQ0gMFI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxgZ64O6StQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OERc6iOh6Og

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 03/30/13 at 2:40 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7156231936/h63DE0D3A/

And that's how we kill two birds with one stone.

I hope they decide to reprint that billboard to say "pull over before you text." LMFAO!!!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/30/13 at 8:23 am

http://showshanti.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/P1000303.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Goodogbadog on 03/30/13 at 9:56 am

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2722/4202840418_d3aeb2df0e_z.jpg?zz=1

Lux! That has to be a really OLDE ad!! How did you find it? :)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/30/13 at 7:56 pm

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2722/4202840418_d3aeb2df0e_z.jpg?zz=1

butter my dick? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/30/13 at 7:58 pm

http://showshanti.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/P1000303.jpg

But I want MY human life.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 03/30/13 at 10:39 pm

I'll just put in the code for infinite lives

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 03/30/13 at 10:47 pm

butter my dick? ;D

Would you rather have some "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" instead?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 03/30/13 at 10:51 pm

http://www.onelifeonly.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/funny-pics.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 03/31/13 at 9:50 am

http://www.onelifeonly.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/funny-pics.jpg

As frequently as possible

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: loki 13 on 03/31/13 at 12:35 pm

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2722/4202840418_d3aeb2df0e_z.jpg?zz=1

I think what makes this picture a little funnier is the reflection in the window. Butter Dick is high and noticable
but the nuts are low and hanging to one side.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/31/13 at 3:14 pm

Would you rather have some "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" instead?

yes I would. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/31/13 at 3:15 pm

http://www.onelifeonly.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/funny-pics.jpg

once a week.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 03/31/13 at 3:16 pm

I think what makes this picture a little funnier is the reflection in the window. Butter Dick is high and noticable
but the nuts are low and hanging to one side.

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 03/31/13 at 10:33 pm

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7156470784/hA6849612/

Epic marketing fail, or titanic marketing win?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/01/13 at 3:55 am

Lux! That has to be a really OLDE ad!! How did you find it? :)

Looks like the ads that they have on the inside of the trolley (that they use as restaurant seating) at the Spaghetti Warehouse here in Pittsburgh.

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4521471975950491&pid=15.1

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/01/13 at 7:54 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7156470784/hA6849612/

Epic marketing fail, or titanic marketing win?

looks like something to eat.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/01/13 at 8:49 am

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s320x320/263792_389745337791079_1098969051_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/01/13 at 2:57 pm

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/s320x320/263792_389745337791079_1098969051_n.jpg

doesn't look too appetizing! :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/01/13 at 6:10 pm

http://www.decodog.com/inven/MD/md29609.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/02/13 at 7:25 am

http://cdn.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/engrish-funny-taking-woman.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/02/13 at 7:26 am

http://cdn.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/engrish-funny-taking-woman.jpg

take her where? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/02/13 at 1:10 pm

http://cdn.lolcaption.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/engrish-funny-taking-woman.jpg

I think that this sign was just badly worded!! ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/02/13 at 1:31 pm

http://xaxor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Fashion-catalogs-from-the-70s1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/02/13 at 1:57 pm

http://www.decodog.com/inven/MD/md29609.jpg

I need some of that stuff! ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/02/13 at 7:40 pm

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll5m8uvkUi1qfw87to1_400.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/02/13 at 8:12 pm

http://xaxor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Fashion-catalogs-from-the-70s1.jpg

I would never wear those. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/02/13 at 8:13 pm

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll5m8uvkUi1qfw87to1_400.jpg

but she Isn't chubby.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/02/13 at 10:28 pm

http://www.nathanfox.net/images/FamousMonstersUnderwearAd.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/03/13 at 2:12 am

http://xaxor.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Fashion-catalogs-from-the-70s1.jpg

I wonder what that thing is doing to the circulation down in the crotch area? :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/03/13 at 6:10 am

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/02/25/0225_tiger_billboard_ex-1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/03/13 at 6:46 am

http://www.nathanfox.net/images/FamousMonstersUnderwearAd.jpg

so why are they covering up his crotch area? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/03/13 at 6:48 am

I wonder what that thing is doing to the circulation down in the crotch area? :P

probably suffocating it? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/03/13 at 6:51 am

http://cdn-ugc.cafemom.com/gen/constrain/500/500/80/2011/01/04/11/4c/l6/podyayqkcg1couh.jpg

This is an ad for pubic hair panties. ::) ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/03/13 at 6:52 am

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2010/02/25/0225_tiger_billboard_ex-1.jpg

he's a good example.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/03/13 at 7:51 pm

http://www.funnymail.com/sites/funnymail.com/files/imagecache/semioriginal/warning-signs.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/03/13 at 7:52 pm

http://www.funnymail.com/sites/funnymail.com/files/imagecache/semioriginal/warning-signs.jpg

what moose? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/03/13 at 11:20 pm

WOT?

http://www.tiptoptens.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Useless-and-Funny-Signs-5.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/04/13 at 1:52 am

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/539043_530160990363586_166922210_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/04/13 at 2:30 am

probably suffocating it? ;D

Yeah it could be. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/04/13 at 7:06 am

http://seeyousoon.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Bathroom-Sign_1-221x300.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/04/13 at 7:47 am

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p480x480/539043_530160990363586_166922210_n.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/04/13 at 7:48 am

http://seeyousoon.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Bathroom-Sign_1-221x300.jpg

oh really? why not?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/04/13 at 7:57 am

http://wtfoodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ball-sucking-bubble-tea.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/04/13 at 8:05 am

http://wtfoodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ball-sucking-bubble-tea.jpg

I'm sure women will get a kick out of that. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/04/13 at 9:31 pm

http://wtfoodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ball-sucking-bubble-tea.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/04/13 at 11:19 pm

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/H/l/B/d/a.aaa-Blow-job-drink.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/05/13 at 12:56 am

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/H/l/B/d/a.aaa-Blow-job-drink.jpg

Okay!!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/05/13 at 6:09 am

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/H/l/B/d/a.aaa-Blow-job-drink.jpg

alright! I'm in. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/05/13 at 6:10 am

Okay!!

Okay? But you're a girl. :o ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/05/13 at 6:55 am

http://cl.jroo.me/z3/H/l/B/d/a.aaa-Blow-job-drink.jpg

I thought the Free Blow Job was the 1st drink (from her point of view)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/05/13 at 6:58 am

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003568937/1656703426_Monica_xlarge.jpeg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/05/13 at 5:35 pm

Okay? But you're a girl. :o ;D

That's not what I mean Howard. :o ;D

Get your mind out of the gutter!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/05/13 at 8:19 pm

That's not what I mean Howard. :o ;D

Get your mind out of the gutter!

;D only me! ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/07/13 at 6:58 am

OOOH! It's on sale too!

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/03/broiled-baby.jpg

Nobody puts baby...it's the broiler.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/07/13 at 3:43 pm

I thought the Free Blow Job was the 1st drink (from her point of view)

Blow Job:

3/4 oz. Irish Cream (Bailey's)
3/4 oz. Kahlua
Top with Whipped cream

http://www.bachelorettepartydrinks.com/1-blow-job-shotp.jpg

Sounds delish, but I can't bring myself to ask the bartender.
:(

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2012/10/30/joe-turkel-the-shining-768-then-480w.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/07/13 at 6:18 pm

Blow Job:

3/4 oz. Irish Cream (Bailey's)
3/4 oz. Kahlua
Top with Whipped cream

http://www.bachelorettepartydrinks.com/1-blow-job-shotp.jpg

Yeah, I had a blow job before.
(doncha love double meaning posts)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/07/13 at 6:27 pm

OOOH! It's on sale too!

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/03/broiled-baby.jpg

Nobody puts baby...it's the broiler.

Then how much for a baked baby? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/07/13 at 6:28 pm

Yeah, I had a blow job before.
(doncha love double meaning posts)

unless it's a woman bartender. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/07/13 at 6:36 pm

Yeah, I had a blow job before.
(doncha love double meaning posts)

That's what I said, barkeep, give me a blow job. I want a blow job. What's the matter don't you know how to do a blow job?

Given the ingredients, dudes aren't supposed to order blow jobs anyway. Not that there's anything wrong with that. In fact, I could fancy a blow job right now. See, I like to order stuff with Kahlua and Bailey's in it, but then my friend explained to me about "chick drinks." Liqueur and dairy doesn't send the pheromones screaming to the ladies. You need a shot and a beer. I say, I don't care if people think I wear pink undershorts, I'm ordering a blow job!

That is a chick drink is a drink favored by the ladies, not a potion for getting puzzzzy. Darn!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/07/13 at 7:08 pm

unless it's a woman bartender. ;D

You would rather have a male bartender prepare a blow job for you?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/07/13 at 9:28 pm

Yeah, I had a blow job before.
(doncha love double meaning posts)

Meanwhile, in Germany...

http://adsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/images/jobsintown.jpg

jobsintown.de: "There are better ways to make career."

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/07/13 at 10:35 pm

http://cdn02.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/04/funny-photos-04042013-04.jpg
This looks impossible to walk in...

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/07/13 at 11:12 pm

http://cdn02.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/04/funny-photos-04042013-04.jpg
This looks impossible to walk in...

;D I'm not touching that one with a 10 ft clown pole. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/08/13 at 7:07 am

http://rob.webstarcontent.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/demotivational-posters-bacon-hunting-300x256.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/08/13 at 7:19 am

That is a chick drink is a drink favored by the ladies, not a potion for getting puzzzzy. Darn!

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/08/13 at 7:20 am

You would rather have a male bartender prepare a blow job for you?

no I mean a woman bartender but she might get the wrong idea. :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/08/13 at 7:21 am

Meanwhile, in Germany...

http://adsoftheworld.com/sites/default/files/images/jobsintown.jpg

jobsintown.de: "There are better ways to make career."

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/08/13 at 7:22 am

http://cdn02.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/04/funny-photos-04042013-04.jpg
This looks impossible to walk in...

looks more like a Snuggie.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/08/13 at 7:23 am

http://rob.webstarcontent.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/demotivational-posters-bacon-hunting-300x256.jpg

why would anyone hunt for bacon?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/08/13 at 10:45 am

http://rob.webstarcontent.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/demotivational-posters-bacon-hunting-300x256.jpg

IT'S BACON!!!!!!

http://blog.chron.com/celebritybuzz/files/2011/05/Kevin_Bacon.jpg

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/08/13 at 9:02 pm

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/young-ass.jpg

Chinese neverland ranch menu?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/09/13 at 12:57 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/young-ass.jpg

Chinese neverland ranch menu?

I said I brought the ass, they said, "you bought the what?" I opened the cooler and said, "ASS, icehole!"

All our chattering classes live in our Neverland subculture and it's destroying our society from within!

http://0.tqn.com/d/architecture/1/0/J/u/Neverland1326611.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/09/13 at 7:27 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/young-ass.jpg

Chinese neverland ranch menu?

What does young ass taste like? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/09/13 at 11:32 am

http://stupidest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/young-ass.jpg

Chinese neverland ranch menu?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cGN9ITEYjDw/TWB-STkd1RI/AAAAAAAAA6g/1CXIyW3Scnw/s1600/donkeyf.jpg

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/09/13 at 2:43 pm

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cGN9ITEYjDw/TWB-STkd1RI/AAAAAAAAA6g/1CXIyW3Scnw/s1600/donkeyf.jpg

Cat

That's an ass alright. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/09/13 at 3:51 pm

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7144/6796516003_a7d2951a2c.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/09/13 at 4:07 pm

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7144/6796516003_a7d2951a2c.jpg

Is that like Puppy Uppers (and Doggie Downers)?

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/09/13 at 10:00 pm

Feeling hungry?

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7203/6987158541_7c1e98fbdb_z.jpg
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8007/7164021100_f62eac73c5_z.jpg
http://osiochina.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/022.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/09/13 at 10:16 pm

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/P1060898x.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/10/13 at 7:08 am

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7144/6796516003_a7d2951a2c.jpg

must be some porn shop?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/10/13 at 7:09 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/10/13 at 7:25 am

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2172/2352139123_0107224608.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/10/13 at 8:58 pm

http://humor.beecy.net/misc/jobad/bloopers-2.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/10/13 at 9:20 pm

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5017/5567135307_e843af7225_z.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/10/13 at 9:33 pm

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2172/2352139123_0107224608.jpg

What you say when you're on the wrong side of the ice!
:o

http://www.motherjones.com/files/imagecache/node-gallery-display/photoessays/5.51-sugar-ad.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/11/13 at 7:23 am

http://humor.beecy.net/misc/jobad/bloopers-2.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/11/13 at 7:24 am

What you say when you're on the wrong side of the ice!
:o

http://www.motherjones.com/files/imagecache/node-gallery-display/photoessays/5.51-sugar-ad.jpg

too bad they didn't know anything about diabetes at that time.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/11/13 at 8:12 am

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1226/1339615198_6f164b23b2.jpg

Tampon ad.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/11/13 at 8:33 pm

http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/201110041205.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/12/13 at 5:48 am

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1226/1339615198_6f164b23b2.jpg

Tampon ad.

Is that girl naked from what I'm seeing? ??? :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/12/13 at 8:12 am

http://centerscript.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/sorryrover2.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 04/12/13 at 10:32 am

do I have to?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/12/13 at 11:57 am

http://centerscript.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/sorryrover2.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muNBbPqA_1o

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/12/13 at 7:42 pm

http://centerscript.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/sorryrover2.jpg

Why? Is he going to bite? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/14/13 at 12:23 am

You got your Canada

http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/20111212pot1.jpg

And you got your Cannabis

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/14/13 at 2:11 am

They weren't lying! lol

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ljtfwqnMHWA/TcWddIFfbRI/AAAAAAAAAV8/am4aCNKPKkI/s1600/Coca-Cola-Ad.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 04/14/13 at 8:43 am

They weren't lying! lol

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ljtfwqnMHWA/TcWddIFfbRI/AAAAAAAAAV8/am4aCNKPKkI/s1600/Coca-Cola-Ad.jpg

It's called coca cola because it contained cocaine

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/14/13 at 1:33 pm

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5148/5603344746_144c54148a_z.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/14/13 at 3:40 pm

You got your Canada

http://torontoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/20111212pot1.jpg

And you got your Cannabis

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/14/13 at 3:41 pm

They weren't lying! lol

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ljtfwqnMHWA/TcWddIFfbRI/AAAAAAAAAV8/am4aCNKPKkI/s1600/Coca-Cola-Ad.jpg

why would Coke be a winter beverage? you can't drink it hot. ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/14/13 at 7:30 pm

They weren't lying! lol

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ljtfwqnMHWA/TcWddIFfbRI/AAAAAAAAAV8/am4aCNKPKkI/s1600/Coca-Cola-Ad.jpg

If you think that's awkward, wait'll you see what happened after they took the coke out of Coke.

One people!

http://www.adbranch.com/wp-content/uploads/coca-cola_olympic_games_in_berlin_1936.jpg

One nation!

http://www.adbranch.com/wp-content/uploads/coca-cola_nazi_germany_1938.jpg

One refreshment!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/15/13 at 1:46 am

http://www.bored.com/billboards/images/small_drink_drive3.jpg

This but one of many reasons why I don't drive at all or drink and drive. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/15/13 at 2:06 am

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5148/5603344746_144c54148a_z.jpg

Say WHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTT?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: bookmistress4ever on 04/15/13 at 5:16 am

It's called coca cola because it contained cocaine

Yep, I knew that. Pepsi used to have it too.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/15/13 at 6:20 am

http://www.adweek.com/files/adfreak/AdFreak%20new/Other%20People%20Take%20a%20Sheet.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/15/13 at 7:53 am

http://www.bored.com/billboards/images/small_drink_drive3.jpg

This but one of many reasons why I don't drive at all or drink and drive. ;D

or drive at all. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/15/13 at 7:54 am

http://www.adweek.com/files/adfreak/AdFreak%20new/Other%20People%20Take%20a%20Sheet.jpg

I don't give a sheet!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/16/13 at 6:25 am

http://criggo.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/grocery7.jpg?w=410&h=321

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/16/13 at 6:56 am

http://criggo.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/grocery7.jpg?w=410&h=321

"beer flavored" cereal. must be something new by Post. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 04/16/13 at 9:26 am

http://criggo.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/grocery7.jpg?w=410&h=321

Wheaties with beer, the breakfast of ex champions

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/16/13 at 12:49 pm

Wheaties with beer, the breakfast of ex champions

If you pour Coors on your corn flakes, you just might be a...

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/16/13 at 7:04 pm

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2011/12/bf7004fe926dcb7654ad1cc2b399c625.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/16/13 at 8:06 pm

If you pour Coors on your corn flakes, you just might be a...

a what? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/16/13 at 8:06 pm

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2011/12/bf7004fe926dcb7654ad1cc2b399c625.jpg

She can give me head anytime. ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/17/13 at 8:08 am

http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6056/6213999637_c0c5133922_m.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 04/17/13 at 9:26 am

a what? ???

Coors, scab beer made in Colorado

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/17/13 at 10:09 am

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2011/12/bf7004fe926dcb7654ad1cc2b399c625.jpg

Now that one is just plain creepy.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/17/13 at 8:03 pm

http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6056/6213999637_c0c5133922_m.jpg

must be delicious.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/17/13 at 8:42 pm

Coors, scab beer made in Colorado

Old grudges die hard!
8)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/17/13 at 10:14 pm

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2011/12/bf7004fe926dcb7654ad1cc2b399c625.jpg

Say, proud owner, do you ever think about being with a real, live girl?

LJP1DphOWPs

Nope, Chuck Testa!

mbUVtfUWwF8

And the remix.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/17/13 at 10:24 pm

http://www.medical-action.com/images/library/operatingroomsupplies/bowie_dick_test-shadow.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2jwiLeIz7VM/SGrN9ZdQmiI/AAAAAAAAARI/iTbQ_JCtxZ0/s320/david+bowie+3.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/18/13 at 8:08 am

http://www.medical-action.com/images/library/operatingroomsupplies/bowie_dick_test-shadow.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2jwiLeIz7VM/SGrN9ZdQmiI/AAAAAAAAARI/iTbQ_JCtxZ0/s320/david+bowie+3.jpg

What am I supposed to do with this? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/18/13 at 5:26 pm

http://i.imgur.com/mUddf.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/18/13 at 5:53 pm

http://i.imgur.com/mUddf.jpg

Now all you need is some of that spray-on hair and you're a big stud!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41SQ3N6QV3L._SS500_.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/18/13 at 5:57 pm

What am I supposed to do with this? :D

The Dick Test is scarlet fever toxin used to determine susceptibility to the disease.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/18/13 at 6:30 pm

http://www.adrants.com/images/hai_fingers.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/18/13 at 9:21 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jU3WBXr0xgM/UHdNgoXc6lI/AAAAAAAAP2k/3mP4xPozMgk/s1600/sexsells2.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/18/13 at 11:18 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jU3WBXr0xgM/UHdNgoXc6lI/AAAAAAAAP2k/3mP4xPozMgk/s1600/sexsells2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/mnAvE.png

Only $5.99!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/18/13 at 11:23 pm

http://i.imgur.com/mnAvE.png

Only $5.99!

:o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/19/13 at 6:59 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-jU3WBXr0xgM/UHdNgoXc6lI/AAAAAAAAP2k/3mP4xPozMgk/s1600/sexsells2.jpg

Jewish dog, "The circumciser" special.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/19/13 at 7:51 am

http://joyerickson.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/newspaper-ad.jpg?w=300&h=199

Looks not important: Must be tall, slim and attractive.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/19/13 at 4:24 pm

http://i.imgur.com/mUddf.jpg

a 6-pack? BS! ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/19/13 at 4:24 pm

http://www.worldwideinterweb.com/component/joomgallery/image.raw?view=image&type=orig&id=4371

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/19/13 at 4:25 pm

http://www.adrants.com/images/hai_fingers.jpg

Um? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/19/13 at 4:26 pm

http://i.imgur.com/mnAvE.png

Only $5.99!

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/19/13 at 5:50 pm

http://joyerickson.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/newspaper-ad.jpg?w=300&h=199

Looks not important: Must be tall, slim and attractive.

I remember one gal on Match, said she was a psychiatric nurse. She stipulated: "No nutjobs or headcases"!
:D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/19/13 at 9:58 pm

http://i.imgur.com/ElANxh4.gif

Oops.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/77153_10151569603159292_595092382_n.jpg

That's better!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/20/13 at 7:05 am

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RMGlTT4NtvI/T8ogOfFYl4I/AAAAAAAAJ4w/21oQj_Hs5os/s1600/toilet.jpg

I guess I can't do image #3 there....anymore. :-\\

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/20/13 at 3:47 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RMGlTT4NtvI/T8ogOfFYl4I/AAAAAAAAJ4w/21oQj_Hs5os/s1600/toilet.jpg

I guess I can't do image #3 there....anymore. :-\\

Well #2 would be for women. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/20/13 at 8:39 pm

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/77153_10151569603159292_595092382_n.jpg

That's better!

The boat should be considered police evidence so I'm sure it will be taken anyway if it hasn't already.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/20/13 at 9:34 pm

The boat should be considered police evidence so I'm sure it will be taken anyway if it hasn't already.

I would take people out into the middle of the Charles and say this is the boat was where Tsarnaev was hiding!
8)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/21/13 at 6:50 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2273963264/hEC94FAB9/

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/21/13 at 8:18 am

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2273963264/hEC94FAB9/

what sheep? ???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/21/13 at 9:28 am

what sheep? ???

http://righttruth.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/02/819sheep.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/21/13 at 9:03 pm

http://righttruth.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/02/819sheep.jpg

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/22/13 at 8:23 am

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/03/urinating-into-the-pool.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/22/13 at 2:15 pm

http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2013/03/urinating-into-the-pool.jpg

you sure are the best. Thanks for peeing in the pool. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/22/13 at 2:16 pm

http://img.izismile.com/img/img3/20100907/640/some_funny_engrish_640_10.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/22/13 at 7:12 pm

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/561397_380366675410009_461909069_n.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/22/13 at 9:26 pm

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RMGlTT4NtvI/T8ogOfFYl4I/AAAAAAAAJ4w/21oQj_Hs5os/s1600/toilet.jpg

I guess I can't do image #3 there....anymore. :-\\

WTF? ::)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/22/13 at 9:34 pm

WTF? ::)

Kraftwerk: Trans-crapper Express (Japandroid Mix)
Now all you do is makes some noises on your buddy's Pro-Tools, xerox a Paul Klee painting, and you got yourself a College Hipster Record!
8)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/23/13 at 6:53 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_nI1aYWJJCs/TiPEUvbKvuI/AAAAAAAAAG8/QgdU3tpXOmE/s1600/funny3.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/23/13 at 7:01 am

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.403.403/p403x403/561397_380366675410009_461909069_n.jpg

Then I better stay away.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/23/13 at 7:02 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_nI1aYWJJCs/TiPEUvbKvuI/AAAAAAAAAG8/QgdU3tpXOmE/s1600/funny3.jpg

uh oh! :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/23/13 at 11:27 am

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_nI1aYWJJCs/TiPEUvbKvuI/AAAAAAAAAG8/QgdU3tpXOmE/s1600/funny3.jpg

To Serve Man

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/23/13 at 7:35 pm

To Serve Man

http://i.imgur.com/iVR9pnR.jpg

Found a copy for you. Why's it under Dewey decimal classification 640?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/23/13 at 8:57 pm

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/23/13 at 11:08 pm

http://collegecandy.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/fame-perfume-lady-gaga-31614337-700-452.jpeg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/24/13 at 7:38 am

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/pics3/segaviz1.jpg

:o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/24/13 at 1:10 pm

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/68497_158248537676575_171549849_n.jpg

Major typo here. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/24/13 at 2:36 pm

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/68497_158248537676575_171549849_n.jpg

Major typo here. ;D

I've never played with my Sony Erection before. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/24/13 at 3:20 pm

http://www.adrants.com/images/Zyrtec%20Flyer.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/24/13 at 4:34 pm

I've never played with my Sony Erection before. ;D

Neither have I. Maybe someone had better put a sock on that phone before there's trouble. :)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/24/13 at 5:42 pm

Neither have I. Maybe someone had better put a sock on that phone before there's trouble. :)

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/24/13 at 6:20 pm

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/11/13/classified2bpony_1.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/24/13 at 6:27 pm

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/zHlYP2GegHmTwEKSMlYI1g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/lifestyles/2013-04-15/36527a90-4376-438a-8eb4-b5e1d5ee898e_Choose-One_Little-Red-Riding-Hood.jpeg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/25/13 at 6:57 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EJ7YUdU4WzY/TZzAm5H4nMI/AAAAAAAAABs/Nuw7gOO4Lpo/s1600/imagesCAX77U7P.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/25/13 at 7:21 am

http://www.adrants.com/images/Zyrtec%20Flyer.jpg

why would someone be missing for 2 hours?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/25/13 at 7:22 am

http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2008/11/13/classified2bpony_1.jpg

a pony IS a small horse.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/25/13 at 7:23 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-EJ7YUdU4WzY/TZzAm5H4nMI/AAAAAAAAABs/Nuw7gOO4Lpo/s1600/imagesCAX77U7P.jpg

I'll give her 1 minute. ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: snozberries on 04/25/13 at 7:37 am

a pony IS a small horse.

no it's a baby horse... a miniature horse is a small horse :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Don Carlos on 04/25/13 at 10:08 am

I'll give her 1 minute. ;)

Only 1 minute? Hell, I'd give her hours

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/25/13 at 10:42 am

Only 1 minute? Hell, I'd give her hours

You will? And after you do, you will get a call from my lawyer.

Cat

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/25/13 at 1:08 pm

You will? And after you do, you will get a call from my lawyer.

Cat

Your lawyer will be standing in line behind Carlos and not taking any calls. Waiting for his free ride.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek_4ADcA_Ik

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: wildcard on 04/25/13 at 1:12 pm

yeah

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/25/13 at 8:06 pm

Only 1 minute? Hell, I'd give her hours

I'll give her the whole day. :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/25/13 at 10:32 pm

Your lawyer will be standing in line behind Carlos and not taking any calls. Waiting for his free ride.

Get in line. (I'd also give her the best 8 seconds of my life.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek_4ADcA_Ik

Came for Edgar Winter Group, leaving feeling vaguely disgusted at the way I phrased it. But this is family-friendly board, and Mother's Day is coming up, and now that everyone's obviously boneless by now...

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2012/05/11/273017-hooters-announces-mother-s-day-special-10-free-wings-for-mom-twitter-t.jpg

What could possibly go wrong in the marketing department for something as wholesome as that?

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/25/13 at 10:50 pm

http://www.motherjones.com/files/red-rider-rifle550.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/25/13 at 10:52 pm

http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2008/07/25/1964_lipstick_ad.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/26/13 at 6:12 am

Get in line. (I'd also give her the best 8 seconds of my life.)

Came for Edgar Winter Group, leaving feeling vaguely disgusted at the way I phrased it. But this is family-friendly board, and Mother's Day is coming up, and now that everyone's obviously boneless by now...

http://img.ibtimes.com/www/data/images/full/2012/05/11/273017-hooters-announces-mother-s-day-special-10-free-wings-for-mom-twitter-t.jpg

What could possibly go wrong in the marketing department for something as wholesome as that?

That should've been for Father's Day.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/26/13 at 7:10 am

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7100/7252391048_8f5821821f.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/26/13 at 8:28 pm

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7100/7252391048_8f5821821f.jpg

But what if she has her baby? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/26/13 at 9:01 pm

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/26/13 at 9:32 pm

But what if she has her baby? ;D

The groom is sitting on a chair with a stripper on his lap. His phone rings. It's his pregnant wife-to-be trying to get a hold of him because her water just broke.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/26/13 at 11:20 pm

Advertising fast food on nails? :-\\
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/vidamari/default/crazysheesh--large-msg-129399628276.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/26/13 at 11:41 pm

Advertising fast food on nails? :-\\
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/vidamari/default/crazysheesh--large-msg-129399628276.jpg

Here's one for your ass!

http://images.athlonsports.com/d/28160-1/fast-food-tattoos-taco-bell-ass.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/27/13 at 7:02 am

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/27/13 at 7:34 am

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_gKQKwLZ8XUs/TGB_OAE_u3I/AAAAAAAADiY/cPq8j8lNBZo/s800/Old-Computer-Ads-2.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/27/13 at 6:55 pm

Here's one for your ass!

http://images.athlonsports.com/d/28160-1/fast-food-tattoos-taco-bell-ass.jpg

:o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/27/13 at 8:29 pm

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_gKQKwLZ8XUs/TGB_OAE_u3I/AAAAAAAADiY/cPq8j8lNBZo/s800/Old-Computer-Ads-2.jpg

I'll take one byte.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/28/13 at 1:06 am

http://cdn.lulztruck.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Not-sure-if-she-knows-what-Phone-Sex-means.jpg

LMFAO!!!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/28/13 at 6:23 am

http://cdn.lulztruck.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Not-sure-if-she-knows-what-Phone-Sex-means.jpg

LMFAO!!!

It is hilarious. I think I posted this in the wrongest thread several months ago, maybe even longer.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/28/13 at 6:32 am

http://thegenderblenderblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/max.jpg?w=510

Max, your shoes are ready.
Well, one shoe.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/28/13 at 4:42 pm

http://cdn.lulztruck.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Not-sure-if-she-knows-what-Phone-Sex-means.jpg

LMFAO!!!

where do I put the quarter? ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/28/13 at 8:06 pm

http://cdn.lulztruck.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Not-sure-if-she-knows-what-Phone-Sex-means.jpg

LMFAO!!!

A Booty call... literally

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/28/13 at 11:08 pm

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/f9/e5/d9/a-really-cool-and-funky.jpg
So I won't have to bring my own sheets to this one?!

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/28/13 at 11:38 pm

http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/f9/e5/d9/a-really-cool-and-funky.jpg
So I won't have to bring my own sheets to this one?!

You put sheets on my bed and I keel you!
:D

For anatomy lessons:

http://assets.wheelercentre.com/static/files/assets/8d4e170c/bad_books_vaginas.jpg

http://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products//bmmg/books/P9780970661128.JPG

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/29/13 at 7:30 am

http://www.stupidhumans.org/image/stupidhumans/small/1208/-stupid-human-1344422111.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/29/13 at 7:39 am

A Booty call... literally

But I don't know where she'll put the phone. :o

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/29/13 at 7:41 am

http://assets.wheelercentre.com/static/files/assets/8d4e170c/bad_books_vaginas.jpg

can boys do some coloring too? ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/29/13 at 7:42 am

http://www.stupidhumans.org/image/stupidhumans/small/1208/-stupid-human-1344422111.jpg

hope I don't swallow it. :P

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/29/13 at 9:42 pm

http://assets.wheelercentre.com/static/files/assets/8d4e170c/bad_books_vaginas.jpg

can boys do some coloring too? ;D

If they can stay in the lines...

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Tashlovglit on 04/29/13 at 9:43 pm

http://ak1.ostkcdn.com/images/products//bmmg/books/P9780970661128.JPG

;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Foo Bar on 04/29/13 at 11:48 pm

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/79/241207264_e9f254f782.jpg
Hussey's, Windsor, ME (c. 1980)

Want some
http://cdn.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/politics/Rick%20Perry%20speaking%20at%20GOP%20event%20-%20Jim%20Young%20%3A%20Reuters%20-%20banner.jpg

Colorado 2013:

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2013/0429/20130429__native_american_billboard_gun_rights_colorado~p1.jpg

On the other hand, whoever put up the billboard does kinda have a point there, even if the natives are getting restless about it.

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: c_keenan2001@hotmail.com on 04/30/13 at 12:44 am

But I don't know where she'll put the phone. :o

::) You don't know Howard? ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 04/30/13 at 1:50 am

Colorado 2013:

http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2013/0429/20130429__native_american_billboard_gun_rights_colorado~p1.jpg

On the other hand, whoever put up the billboard does kinda have a point there, even if the natives are getting restless about it.

You're a big corporation. There's oil and railroad rights you want on poor people's land. Pay the government, and the government will get the poor people's land for you. Let them keep the guns and the booze, it helps reduce the number of pesky poor people who get in the way of progress.

Something like that?
???

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 04/30/13 at 7:03 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yCW5_VVVRHA/TS_n0xn0GxI/AAAAAAAAAIc/2dIaNIe1hY8/s1600/IMG_0090.JPG

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/30/13 at 7:29 am

If they can stay in the lines...

you can also color the pubes too. ;D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/30/13 at 7:29 am

::) You don't know Howard? ;)

I can take a guess. ;)

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 04/30/13 at 7:30 am

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yCW5_VVVRHA/TS_n0xn0GxI/AAAAAAAAAIc/2dIaNIe1hY8/s1600/IMG_0090.JPG

free boobies? YAY! :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: warped on 05/01/13 at 6:05 am

http://www.stuffistumbledupon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Funny-signs-meme-blog-funny-ads-fat-shack-ads.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 05/01/13 at 8:16 am

http://www.stuffistumbledupon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Funny-signs-meme-blog-funny-ads-fat-shack-ads.jpg

I thought it was 6 inches? :D

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 05/01/13 at 11:23 am

I thought it was 6 inches? :D

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnw93q08Im1qlwkpho1_400.jpg

Subject: Re: Bizarre Ads

Written By: Howard on 05/01/13 at 4:10 pm

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnw93q08Im1qlwkpho1_400.jpg

this one looks a bit too weird.