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Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: ElDuderino on 04/06/05 at 6:35 pm
Mmm..corn dogs..
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: jiminy on 04/06/05 at 6:38 pm
You should always use drugs in the right way ;D
what is the right way to use suppositories? :D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: jaytee on 04/06/05 at 8:18 pm
what is the right way to use suppositories? :D
For all the good they do you, you may as well stick them up your ar$e!!
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Apricot on 04/06/05 at 8:23 pm
DOLLAR SIGN S REPLACEMENT! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I'm saying that every time I come across an a$s, a$$, or ar$e, from now on. Or until I forget or it becomes boring to me. ;D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: whitewolf on 04/06/05 at 8:31 pm
For all the good they do you, you may as well stick them up your ar$e!!
;D ;D ;D ;D
good one
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/06/05 at 11:16 pm
my sister's ex is a rotten frankfurter!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/06/05 at 11:22 pm
*cackle*
Belly button indentation....FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!....A BELLYBUTTON INDENTATION!!!!
~Beth ;D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 04/06/05 at 11:34 pm
*cackle*
Belly button indentation....FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!....A BELLYBUTTON INDENTATION!!!!
~Beth ;D
that is nastier than an outrageously HUGE OUTTIE!
LOL
Erin :)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 04/07/05 at 1:33 pm
that is nastier than an outrageously HUGE OUTTIE!
LOL
Erin :)
SHYEAH IT IS!!!!
~Beth
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:46 pm
tell her to clean him  ;D
maybe she has crotchaphobia ;D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 3:47 pm
my sister's ex is a rotten frankfurter!
Erin :)
why is that?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: jiminy on 04/07/05 at 3:49 pm
maybe she has crotchaphobia ;D
if she is a pain in the butt, maybe she has that lesbian disease called
"strapadicktome"  ;D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 04/07/05 at 4:05 pm
if she is a pain in the butt, maybe she has that lesbian disease called
"strapadicktome"  ;D
Ok,I get it now ;D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: ADH13 on 04/09/05 at 3:05 pm
She said at one time when she gave me a body rub was that my private part felt like a tight frankfurter when she felt it through my pants.She's afraid of seeing a man's privates in person cause she said that a penis is an unclean part on a man's body ::)
Howard... if you don't mind me asking... do you post things like this to entertain us?? (If you do, you do a great job.. I nearly fell off my chair when I read that ;D)
Or are you being serious??
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:35 pm
Howard... if you don't mind me asking... do you post things like this to entertain us?? (If you do, you do a great job.. I nearly fell off my chair when I read that ;D)
Or are you being serious??
I'm being serious.I've never heard anything like that from her that's so stupid. ::)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 3:41 pm
I'm being serious.I've never heard anything like that from her that's so stupid. ::)
::)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:48 pm
::)
Now,that's weird ;D :o
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 3:53 pm
Now,that's weird ;D :o
do you have a Woody?  ;D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 04/09/05 at 3:54 pm
do you have a Woody?  ;D
no I don't last time I checked.doesn't excite me. :P
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: AL-B on 04/09/05 at 4:09 pm
WEATHER BULLETIN
The National Weather Service has just issued a SEVERE FLATULENCE WARNING until 5:15 pm for the following counties in Missouri: Platte, Clay, and Jackson. This warning includes the entire Kansas City metropolitan area. At 4:30 pm Doppler radar indicated a massive brown cloud over Zarda's BBQ in Blue Springs, MO. People in the affected areas should take shelter immediately and take measures to cover their nasal passages. Stay tuned to KCUF Channel 69 for further updates...
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: jiminy on 04/09/05 at 4:13 pm
WEATHER BULLETIN
The National Weather Service has just issued a SEVERE FLATULENCE WARNING until 5:15 pm for the following counties in Missouri: Platte, Clay, and Jackson. This warning includes the entire Kansas City metropolitan area. At 4:30 pm Doppler Radar indicated a massive brown cloud over Zarda's BBQ in Blue Springs, Mo. People in the affected areas should take shelter immediately and take measures to cover their nasal passages. Stay tuned to KCUF Channel 69 for further updates.
didn't I just read this in another thread? My eyes are still rolling... See you in OZ :D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: AL-B on 04/09/05 at 4:21 pm
didn't I just read this in another thread? My eyes are still rolling... See you in OZ :D
Was it? I must've missed it.
:D :D :D Whee!!!
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: jiminy on 06/08/05 at 10:24 am
She said at one time when she gave me a body rub was that my private part felt like a tight frankfurter when she felt it through my pants.She's afraid of seeing a man's privates in person cause she said that a penis is an unclean part on a man's body ::)
the now famous "frankfurter" line still exists and the thread is still open ;D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/05 at 10:28 am
the now famous "frankfurter" line still exists and the thread is still open ;D
OMG!!!! Did you have fun searching for that, Jim? How long did it take to find it?
Erin :)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: jiminy on 06/08/05 at 10:31 am
OMG!!!! Did you have fun searching for that, Jim? How long did it take to find it?
Erin :)
I took Odyssey's advice and searched frankfurter and there were only a few hits :D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/08/05 at 10:32 am
I took Odyssey's advice and searched frankfurter and there were only a few hits :D
you should post it in the "funniest thing a person posted" thread now....so everyone can enjoy the humor! LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: FaultyDog on 06/08/05 at 1:58 pm
There is no sense in this. ::)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: FaultyDog on 06/08/05 at 3:27 pm
Randomly random. Blah. >:(
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: FaultyDog on 06/08/05 at 4:23 pm
Now what did the tea leafs tell you? ???
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/08/05 at 7:06 pm
tell me what?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: FaultyDog on 06/08/05 at 11:35 pm
Another year over and what have I done?
All my aspirations have shrivelled in the sun
I'm crippled by guilt, blinded by science
I've been waiting for tomorrow all of my life.
"I've been waiting for tomorrow (all of my life)" - The The
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/09/05 at 4:15 pm
I still laugh at what she said about my privates. ;D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: FaultyDog on 06/09/05 at 4:49 pm
Does anybody know where the toilets are?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: NullandVoid on 06/09/05 at 7:00 pm
Does anybody know where the toilets are?
Drury lane, right next to the muffin man's house?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/10/05 at 4:14 pm
I need a toilet.
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: FaultyDog on 06/10/05 at 4:29 pm
It's just down Dire Need Lane. ;D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/10/05 at 4:35 pm
#1 OR #2?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Apricot on 06/10/05 at 4:38 pm
DUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE TO RUN! RUNNING IS FUN!
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/10/05 at 4:39 pm
DUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE TO RUN! RUNNING IS FUN!
How fun?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: FaultyDog on 06/10/05 at 4:41 pm
#1 OR #2?
You should know!
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/11/05 at 3:00 pm
Rain, Rain, go away
Come again another day
Cuz Erin really wants to play! LOL!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: FaultyDog on 06/11/05 at 3:05 pm
Do fries go with that shake?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: scarletgail on 06/12/05 at 5:18 pm
Do fries go with that shake?
food for thought
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Apricot on 06/12/05 at 5:32 pm
http://70.84.190.115/3271/30/emo/The_Unicorns.jpg
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Apricot on 06/12/05 at 5:33 pm
Show this picture to your misbehaiving children.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v473/TheMoonandAntarctica/DanielWillEatYou.jpg
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/12/05 at 6:39 pm
I'm sweating perfusely. :P
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: FaultyDog on 06/13/05 at 12:17 am
I've run out of toilet paper. :o
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/13/05 at 12:35 am
Why did the chicken cross the road? :o
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/13/05 at 2:34 am
I want my tea!
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/13/05 at 4:05 am
Why do we put salt and tomato sauce on our chips? :o
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/13/05 at 4:18 am
Why do we put salt and tomato sauce on our chips? :o
...and vinegar?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Bobby on 06/13/05 at 5:41 am
I'm sweating perfusely. :P
'Profusely' Howard. ;)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/13/05 at 4:43 pm
why are there so many senseless topics?
Erin :)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/13/05 at 6:30 pm
Why can't I score with my girlfriend? :(
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: scarletgail on 06/13/05 at 10:21 pm
why is acceptable to use a toothpick in public but not dental floss :o
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/14/05 at 5:44 pm
why is acceptable to use a toothpick in public but not dental floss :o
a toothpick is more appropriate.
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: NullandVoid on 06/14/05 at 5:47 pm
a toothpick is more appropriate.
They both should be used discreetly IMHO.
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/14/05 at 5:49 pm
nobody in the restaurant needs to see your food gunk :P
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: scarletgail on 06/14/05 at 10:13 pm
nobody in the restaurant needs to see your food gunk :P
lol this i can verify being a waitress lol
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/14/05 at 11:21 pm
why do people blow their noses in restaurants?
Erin :-\\
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: scarletgail on 06/14/05 at 11:23 pm
why do people blow their noses in restaurants?
Erin :-\\
i haven't a clue but it's gross lol
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/14/05 at 11:24 pm
i haven't a clue but it's gross lol
yes it is....I used to waitress and I remember someone blowing their nose in a cloth napkin and put it on their plate...EW!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: scarletgail on 06/14/05 at 11:27 pm
yes it is....I used to waitress and I remember someone blowing their nose in a cloth napkin and put it on their plate...EW!
Erin :)
ewwwwwww is right and i once went to pick up a paper napkin and put my finger right in some snot or some snot like substance ew ew ew i've never picked up a crumpled napkin without another napkin since ok now i have gagged myself here lol
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/14/05 at 11:31 pm
ew...that is sooo gross!! Listen to this....I once waited tables in this restaurant/lounge...and I was the closing waitress. They were having a band playing music that night...and there were a LOT of drunks that night...well anyways....it was the end of the night and I was cleaning up...and there on the floor by a big table was a huge pile of PUKE!!!! It was SO nasty! I totally refused to clean it up, so the manager had to do it!
Erin :)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: scarletgail on 06/14/05 at 11:36 pm
lmao ok but i hate to say it but unfortunatley i can top that ok when i worked at eppie's there was a patio where ppl could eat and smoke well a reg customer says "gail come here i want to show u something" so i go out there and there on the chair is POOP! i said "THAT'S POOP!" :o the resturant was a nice place but this was like outside type thing ew i'll never forget that :-\\
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: quirky_cat_girl on 06/14/05 at 11:38 pm
ok....this is the nastiest thing EVER....my sister worked at the hole in the wall, hick restaurant...and there was this regular old guy who used to come in and go into the men's room and well, let's say.....spanked his "monkey" all over the walls!!!! NOW.....I would NEVER clean that up!! They would have to fire me before I would clean that nasty crap up!!!!
Erin
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: scarletgail on 06/14/05 at 11:40 pm
:oyou win lmfao ;D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: scarletgail on 06/14/05 at 11:44 pm
oh btw that spanking the monkey thing reminds me of this game
http://www.tekzoned.com/spank/
or should this be another topic? :-\\
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/14/05 at 11:47 pm
ok....this is the nastiest thing EVER....my sister worked at the hole in the wall, hick restaurant...and there was this regular old guy who used to come in and go into the men's room and well, let's say.....spanked his "monkey" all over the walls!!!! NOW.....I would NEVER clean that up!! They would have to fire me before I would clean that nasty crap up!!!!
Erin
*cue the stereotypical flashback*
...Ah. You mean "Olde Jack".....I remember that night. It was utterly horrifying  :o
BTW..."Jack"...definitely not his real name... :D
~Beth
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Red_Fiver on 06/14/05 at 11:58 pm
my mom says im a tom boy cause i like star wars
thats wierd (senseless?)!!!! >:( :)
i got a thopson twind cd from england thats wierd tooLOL!!!! :)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: MidKnightDarkness on 06/15/05 at 12:01 am
my mom says im a tom boy cause i like star wars
thats wierd (senseless?)!!!! >:( :)
i got a thopson twind cd from england thats wierd tooLOL!!!! :)
Dude, I eff-ing LOVE Star Wars!!!! I liked the original trilogy MUCH better than the new movies, though. However, those ones are great, as well!
The only Thompson Twins song that I really really like is "Hold Me Now".
~Beth :)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: GoodRedShirt on 06/15/05 at 12:16 am
why do people blow their noses in restaurants?
Erin :-\\
Better than looking at a big snotball dangling from their nose while you're eating. :P
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/15/05 at 2:30 am
I will pass on that?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Red_Fiver on 06/15/05 at 1:59 pm
Dude, I eff-ing LOVE Star Wars!!!! I liked the original trilogy MUCH better than the new movies, though. However, those ones are great, as well!
The only Thompson Twins song that I really really like is "Hold Me Now".
~Beth :)
i love star wars to!!! :) Do you know who red five was? he reminds me of that guy who played arthur? do you know who i mean?? probably not
I saw revenge of the sith!! oh gosh that was SOOOOO scary!!!LOL!! :o have you seen it??
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/15/05 at 5:33 pm
How many times do people go up for plates at buffets?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Philip Eno on 06/15/05 at 5:34 pm
How many times do people go up for plates at buffets?
Plenty
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/15/05 at 5:35 pm
Plenty
Twenty
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/15/05 at 5:40 pm
I go 3 or 4 times and that's incuded in the dessert bar at Sizzler
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/15/05 at 5:41 pm
I go 3 or 4 times and that's incuded in the dessert bar at Sizzler
3.4?! How do you go 3.4 times?! ???
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/15/05 at 5:43 pm
3.4?! How do you go 3.4 times?! ???
I meant 3-4 times.I'm still hungry after my 3rd plate. :P
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/15/05 at 5:45 pm
I would prefer to go 3.4 times actually, coz that way you don't starve, but you don't get too full. 3.4 times is just right :)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/15/05 at 5:46 pm
I would prefer to go 3.4 times actually, coz that way you don't starve, but you don't get too full. 3.4 times is just right :)
The dessert bar?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/15/05 at 5:47 pm
The dessert bar?
No, deserts are too hot. The jungle perhaps would be more suitable :)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/15/05 at 5:49 pm
No, deserts are too hot. The jungle perhaps would be more suitable :)
Why the jungle? ;D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: jiminy on 06/15/05 at 5:50 pm
I do better not to eat at a Buffet, I seem to always eat less at a buffet
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/15/05 at 5:50 pm
I do better not to eat at a Buffet, I seem to always eat less at a buffet
Why?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/15/05 at 5:50 pm
Why the jungle? ;D
Because the jungle is where all the action is. It would be cool. Tarzan could be the waiter, Rambo could be the head chef and that talking ape out of George Of The Jungle could provide the singing for a perfect beautiful romantic candlelit dinner for you and your 'she-jane'  :)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/15/05 at 5:52 pm
Because the jungle is where all the action is. It would be cool. Tarzan could be the waiter, Rambo could be the head chef and that talking ape out of George Of The Jungle could provide the singing for a perfect beautiful romantic candlelit dinner for you and your 'she-jane'  :)
The jungle is always hot and wet ;)
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/15/05 at 5:53 pm
The jungle is always hot and wet ;)
And steamy, but then again so is a giant pan... I don't know. Forward then left is always my preferred turn-off when i'm walking home
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/15/05 at 5:56 pm
And steamy, but then again so is a giant pan... I don't know. Forward then left is always my preferred turn-off when i'm walking home
What do you prefer?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/15/05 at 5:57 pm
What do you prefer?
In what? ???
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: jiminy on 06/15/05 at 5:57 pm
Why?
it always works out cheaper just to order what I want unless the Buffet is Las Vegas cheap
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/15/05 at 5:58 pm
In what? ???
which way you walk home.
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/15/05 at 5:59 pm
which way you walk home.
the quickest way possible as there are some rabid ferrets, large gangs of drunken youths and meteor showers to avoid the other way
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: jiminy on 06/15/05 at 6:00 pm
the quickest way possible as there are some rabid ferrets, large gangs of drunken youths and meteor showers to avoid the other way
have you smelt a ferret?
they really stink, my sister had one
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/15/05 at 6:02 pm
have you smelt a ferret?
they really stink, my sister had one
Ferrets do indeed smell. My mam's cousin has a whole whord of the little buggers.. they bite your fingers as well...
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/15/05 at 6:03 pm
Ferrets do indeed smell. My mam's cousin has a whole whord of the little buggers.. they bite your fingers as well...
Are ferrets cute?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Dumb Ass Kid on 06/15/05 at 6:04 pm
Are ferrets cute?
no. They are the spawn of the devil. red eyes, long, thin bodies, foul smell, little twitchy noses, they're evil...
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: jiminy on 06/15/05 at 6:04 pm
Are ferrets cute?
as cute as a polecat or a weasle
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 06/15/05 at 6:05 pm
no. They are the spawn of the devil. red eyes, long, thin bodies, foul smell, little twitchy noses, they're evil...
I'll take your word for it.
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: whistledog on 02/20/07 at 2:42 am
Do gay monkeys put bananas in their pants?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Midas on 02/20/07 at 2:44 am
What is the Union of the Snake?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: whistledog on 02/20/07 at 2:46 am
The Sex Talk is usually referred to as The Birds and the B ees, but do Birds and Bees actually screw?
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Midas on 02/20/07 at 2:52 am
The Sex Talk is usually referred to as The Birds and the B ees, but do Birds and Bees actually screw?
Probably not each other ;D
have you heard that song by The Bird And The Bee? something "Boyfriend"....it's great ;D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: diofan on 02/20/07 at 4:45 am
And now this Important Announcement from Diofan...
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SAY!!!!
Now back to your regularly scheduled Forum already in Progress....
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 02/20/07 at 8:03 am
I wonder if women ever get their question marks or exclamation points instead of their periods? ;D
Subject: Re: The senseless topic!
Written By: Howard on 02/20/07 at 8:05 am
The Sex Talk is usually referred to as The Birds and the B ees, but do Birds and Bees actually screw?
If you combined a bird and a bee,What would you get? ???